De-Influenced with Dani + Jordan - Does Jordan Know How to Put on a Condom??

Episode Date: August 14, 2025

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The following podcast is a dear media production. We're talking right now about the Hub's Life conspiracy because Danny's whole algorithm is just Hub's life getting hate. And we've tried to have him on the podcast. Not because I hate him. No. It's like such a case study. Yeah, we're believers in Hub's life. We've tried to get him on the podcast because ultimately, like, I think we can help him get his real

narrative out there. But here's the thing. Ultimately, he doesn't need anybody's help because we're all talking about him. His views are the same. He's getting brand deals. He's controversial. He's killing it. And honestly, we can't stop watching.

He doesn't need any help. Just keep doing what you're doing. Honestly, I'm happy that you did what you did because it would have just gotten old. The same brand over and over would have just gotten old. It might have taken three years. It might have taken five years. Thank you for spicing it up and giving us something to talk about on the internet. I don't know.

I'm just a huge fan, to be honest. I just love it all. I love how it started as something. and it's not that anymore. And just like everybody just, I just love the conversation. I love the fact that he just keeps going. So what's he getting,

what's he actually getting hate for? People are like, you built your brand off this one thing and then you left it. Like you're like, but he knows. He knows he's getting hate and he knows that the hate is helping him at this point.

I think. Right. Yeah, but duh. Like that's part of the game. That's part of the TikTok game. It's like you get people talking. And the thing is, is, he's not, here's my thing that this is how I feel about internet conversation. If you can look at them in the mirror and know that you didn't do anything malicious, inherently wrong, then I'm like, you just keep going.

He didn't do anything wrong. So, like, he changed his mind. Like, people change their minds. He did nothing wrong. He literally think about what he did. He quit his 9 to 5. to work as an entrepreneur and everybody has their panties in the bundle he literally didn't do anything evil or wrong like trust me there are people that are malicious that are horrible and I'm like this is the this is the guy we're going to take down out of everybody yeah this guy with a kid like I don't know I just TikTok's wild man I just love I would I would never survive on those streets and honestly I'm telling you sometimes I don't I don't have the balls But.

Well, sometimes you think you do, though. I don't know. Sometimes I'm like. And then you dip a toe in the water and then you cower back so fast. Yeah, but here's a thing. Real recognizes real, you know? Yeah. And like he's real.

Yeah, for sure. Like he's like, and I, I, um, I like his grit. I like that he just keeps going. I like that he gets hate and he just posts another video. There is nothing I love more than that. Speaking of internet controversy, see this $78 million mansion party.

Wait, should we not talk about the fact that I'm pregnant first? No, no, no, no. No, no. No, no. Let's just be really annoying with this podcast and let's save it for the very end. So they have to listen all the way through.

Okay. I mean, I don't think it's annoying. People probably don't want to hear about our pregnancy. We've only had four of them. I think people are probably like, thank you. But yeah, so there was this 78 million. dollar mansion party that went totally viral on TikTok in Dallas, Texas. I mean, the girls were talking about,

if you search $78 million party on TikTok, you will see what we're talking about. It was hosted by Static Nails, and I think two other brands were involved. I don't think they were like hosting, but I think they donated product. Tower 28 and Glow Recipe. Yes, Jordan. I have a question. Is Static Nails a big brand? Like, did you know about them before this? I had never heard of them, but they might. I just don't do like stick on nails. So I just, I wasn't familiar. Had you heard of the brand? They're not like a huge brand because I, yeah, I'd never heard of them.

It like kind of rings a bell, but like I couldn't tell you for sure. Okay. They're on the map now. Well, so they hosted an event. And when I first saw the email, which we all received the same email, but it was like, you made the VIP. Therefore, you can come early from 12 to 2. It'll be hosted at this mansion, $78 million mansion in Dallas.

We are not disclosing location yet for like safety purposes. Here's the form to fell out if you want to attend. You were able to bring like two or three guests, anyone that you wanted. And so, you know, I've been pregnant, so I like really haven't been doing much. So initially when I saw the empire, I was like, I'm like, I can't go anywhere. You're like, I can't even get out of this bed. I can't even get to the kitchen. Like, you know what I mean?

And so I was like, I'm probably not going to be able to go, but that's okay. There's always next year. And then I get on TikTok and it is like the girls are girling. And like everyone's talking about it. Everyone's like, it's a scam. It's not actually happening. No, it's going to be the craziest party. I really did get invited.

Like, and hundreds of influencers are talking. And I don't even know, like, some people are like, it's weird because like I just started posting content last week and I got invited like you know so they invited a lot a lot of people and um and so people were driving in flying in like skipping work getting you know excuses to be out because they're like not going to miss this 70 also they promised like a photo op with a rolls royce car yeah like in their driveway and so um so yeah anyway so then i was like okay i'm not rsv just in case this hits like the actual news like I probably will go because I'm just like I got to check it out you know you know I like to be part of a conversation yeah for sure for sure and um but when the when the

Thursday rolled around I was like you know 12 to 2 is my nap time so sorry ain't gonna happen um but anyway so yeah the the event happened and um I don't know if it was like as uh prestigious not prestigious um as glam as everybody expected expect it. I don't really know because I wasn't there. But yeah, I think the funny thing about it was like it was actually at a wedding venue like or at a wedding estate. Can I ask you this? Is the mansion worth $78 million? That'd be a really random number to make up. Apparently it's called the Orioles. It's like located like an hour outside of Dallas. And like a lot of people have gotten like married there because it's just like this big, big house. I will say the theme of the party was really

cute. It was, um, they did a club with legally blonde, which is so random. If you think about it. Like, are they doing like a remake of legally blonde? Oh, okay, maybe that's why. Um, and it was like sorority house themed, which I thought was super cute. So, uh, the aftermath are people still saying it's a scam? Like it wasn't even as cool or do they? Well, I think it was like an event. I don't know. It was just like, I had a wedding venue. I just don't, I don't know. it's just funny what goes viral. It's so funny what goes viral. You know,

like it just went so viral and it was like just another influencer event. Not to be like, but you know, it was just, it was another influencer event. And like they just, they just went, they just did it differently.

They just got people talking. That's marketing. I would love to know, like what it did for their brand. Like if they saw their, their, like, website traffic spike.

I'm sure. their cost per customer. Once again, we're talking about it. Yeah. It's all that matters. And if I think of stick on nails, I'll think of static nails down.

What's also so crazy is that I can't remember what went viral two weeks ago. Like our attention span is so short and it's so short lived that if you wrote an article that was like, what were the most viral moments of 2024, I would be like, oh, yeah, yeah, that thing. And in the moment, you really care about it. but then you're kind of like, oh, that was like a good time. They're kind of like staples in our childhood, you know, like they, they, or not our childhood, but like, for people.

Like Charlie bit my finger. Yes, yes. But like we have a Charlie bit my finger seven times a week. Yeah, but I honestly think that that's like why people aren't going to movies or it's more interesting to like be entertained by this real life drama than it is to like watch TV shows or like go to the movies. And so, but can you take the pain to be? part of that entertainment. What do you mean?

Like if you're being canceled and you're part of these viral moments, they're typically controversial. Like Hub's life. Yeah, like Hub's life or the scam of the 78 million. Like you got to think that they're marketing. Everybody's like it's a scam. Yeah. Yeah.

You got to think that like their marketing team or all these tart trips. Like I'll tell you. There's such a side of hate to them too that like I don't think I could take the pain. I can't be in the zeitgeist. Like I don't think I ever, I don't ever want to be in the zeitgeist ever. You don't want to be talked about. No, no, no, no. I don't even want to be on it.

We already talking about this, the EY entrepreneur at your stage. I did it once. I'm not built for it. I won off. Like I, I, you're traumatized by that. No, I'm so traumatized by it. We have the nationals.

Like, I'm like, I might send you on stage by yourself. Because you're born for it. I'm not, I'm just not cut out for it. You just had one negative experience. But for me personally, I don't think anyone else thought it was negative. I stay up at night thinking about it. And so like I don't want to go back. And I don't want to live.

It's because of your speech? It was just the general like the general whole experience. Like it wasn't it had nothing to do with EY. They were amazing. It had nothing to do with you. You were amazing. It had nothing to do with the award. I appreciate the award.

I would love the award. I just do not want to accept it publicly and or be recognized except for like maybe like myself and maybe a small group of people. That's it. Okay. And probably my wife. Okay. I just, I'm not built for it.

I learned so much from that experience about myself. I think it was just your first one. Yeah. There's always like another shot. No. At winning. No. No.

I'll never be back. Okay. Yeah. Can I ask, can I be vulnerable and ask a question that I've wondered for a long? Can you want to the mic? Yeah. You see,

see, yeah. What is, what is zeitgeist? Yeah, like does that like like the Vogue? Like what's, What's in vogue?

Like what's being talked about? Like what's the conversation. Okay. I've never known what it is and people always say it. Yeah, Google it. What's the definition of it? It's like the big picture of today. So are they like actually people or is it just a term?

No, it's like part of like what's in the scuttle bud. Yeah, what's in the zeit guys? What's the definition of it? Oh, the defining spirit or mood of a particular period of history as shown by the ideas and beliefs of the time. You got to look at like, it's like the big picture. like what's a vibe? Kind of what's the vibe?

What's the vibe? Thanks, Mom and Dad. Appreciate it. Yeah, if you want to, yeah, appreciate the lesson. You want to substitute that word vibe that you guys might be the one. Yeah, it's like. I'll start it up on Gen Z TikTok. Yeah, yeah.

Y'all will adopt it in like five years and then say it's your own. Yeah, for sure. Well. So you're pregnant. Yeah. Yep. Here we go again. That was crazy, right?

That was so crazy. crazy. Wild. Yeah. So I got pregnant. Oops. When Summit was five months old. Yes.

Which I always wanted to have four. So I'm so excited. Yes. Baby number four. And then you're getting a vasectomy. Yeah. No, for sure. For sure.

No. But I really am so excited. I do not know. Can you also stop? telling people that we got pregnant because I don't know how to put condoms on. Well, it's a little bit to me. It's true. It's a little bit.

I'm not saying, listen, I'm not going to name the brand. I don't think it's my fault. Okay, but they promise it's like, like, like we, these organic condoms are like made of sheep wool or something like that. They were not made of sheep wool. And so like I'm telling you. So they're not made of sheep wool. So I'm just telling you that like.

It's like a special type of rubber. Like you think it's like, you. like user error and I'm saying I think it is a defective product. Oh, really? Yes. What I'm saying is. The one thing they're supposed to do is protect. And you think that they like that's the one thing I failed that? Yeah. I'm saying. Okay. I think that your nail got caught while you're putting it on. Okay. I bite my nails. I have no nails. I know that's why I know they're sharp. And I think that there was a little hole that was user error. Because let me tell you. Okay. Let me tell you what I should. haven't. So we were using, we're using natural cycles. So we know to use protection, right? And not only

that, but they say when you're like postpartum, you're super fertile. So typically, sorry, this is TMI, but I'm just going to go here because like we're all, you know, it's like we're family. It's fine. But typically in the past, our best form of birth control has been the pull and pray. Like it always has worked. Okay. It works. Pull and pray. Oh. like pray like like dear Jesus pray. I was like pray. I was like I don't understand.

Okay. Okay. The pull out method. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it works like a charm. We've never like.

It's just always been. It works like a charm. We have like four children. Jordan, you know, you know what I'm talking about. I know what you're talking about. But it's just funny to the outside listeners saying like yeah,

the pool method totally works. And we have four children in the past. five years. Okay. What I'm saying is, you know that for two out of the four, we use that method and it worked. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

It worked. I'm sorry. You know, it actually doesn't work. It actually doesn't work because we've only had three and it's 75% chance. No, it's 50%. It's no, it's a 75% failure rate. No, 50%. Oh, yeah, you're right.

75%. Because three out of four. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Or two out of three, two out of three. Two out of three. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Um, yeah. So whatever, whatever. It's worked for us in the past. We didn't get pregnant when we did the pull out method like usually. And then so then we're like, okay, well, like, let's be extra careful and use condoms. We're like, that's so funny. Like we never use condoms.

And then I'm like, yeah, Jordan like buy them, whatever. And so he gets this brand. Who knows what happened. Okay. Like, I'm not blaming on the brand. I think he's short. Can I just be, listen, I don't want to get into what they call in therapy and evidence war, but I did not buy them.

You bought them. You bought them. I didn't buy them. I don't think I've ever bought condom. You 1,000% bought them. No. Yes, on Amazon. And our whole team saw it. And they probably were like, oh, thank God, no more babies.

Did I? Yeah, for sure. Okay, well, whatever. I was thinking about protection. Yeah, no, great. I can't, I don't know if I did. No, Danny. Okay, whatever.

Okay, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. No, you bought them for our trip to Turks and Kekos. You did for Turks and Kekos. I know it for a fact. That was a trip to Turks and Kikos and you bought the other stuff too. That's right, because I bought. Yeah, I knew it.

So hold on. So hold on. I bought them and I bought those like really. Cards. They get to know you cards. Cards. Yeah, yeah. So that's true.

I bought those. That was part of my Turks and Kekos. I knew I didn't buy those. And you bought that other stuff. Yeah. So, so, so, so basically, I understand. Okay, so I take that back, but can we just get to the chase? Cut to the chase. No, no, I'm telling the story. Okay. Okay. So, um, we do that and we do that for about a month. And we're like, this is great. It worked. And then, yeah, long story short, the time of the month just didn't come and it didn't work. So we were kind of shook to our core a little bit. Yeah, yeah. Because we were kind of using like two forms. I mean natural cycles is always so

accurate at telling you like, okay, you can't this. But then I was like, dude, condoms. Like 99%. What I texted my friends immediately after. And let's again, let's bleep out the brand name. I don't want to be mean to them. But I just said never use organic condoms. They weren't organic. They were vegan. And like, cruelty free. Yeah, yeah, whatever. Cruelty to animals is okay with me if that's what Trojan does. I said, always buy Trojan.

Go mass on this one. Do not buy organic. They do not work. And so I think that that is my PSA of the day is if you are all like, like maha crunchy, like you better be ready to have a lot of babies. That is not true. The defect rate has got to be, I'm just, I'm not spinning conspiracy. It's got to be 90.

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Think your style? I mean, I don't get, I don't do my hair or makeup to pick me for the podcast anymore. I just, and I get comfortable. Can I ask you a question? Producer, do we get more views on Spotify or YouTube? Just. Spotify. Spotify.

Spotify. Spotify. Nine times out of 10, we are wearing cotton. All of Jordan's favorite t-shirts are 100% cotton. Dany, is that sweatshirt? Is that cotton? Yes. That looks super comfy.

I love cotton because it's breathable and gentle. It's perfect for the kids and the Texas heat. We try to make sure the babies are all comfy all summer long by paying attention to the fabric of their clothes. I also, I want to know, I want everyone to know that I just got a skin biopsy on my chest, and I have eczema. It's serious. And it is serious.

And one of the things that they said is that I have to be very careful about what linens or fabrics. Fabrics. I put on my chest. And so therefore, I only wear my one brand of T-shirts that are all cotton. You do love those T-shirts. So really what happens during the Texas summers for me is that it's very humid, especially at the lake.

And what it does is it actually grows bacteria on my chest. Are you serious? You have the folliculitis, yes. And so cotton is the most breathable fabric, which prevents the sweat from getting trapped. And it's the only solution that my dermatologist is recommended for. It's the only way. Why are you laughing? Do you know how long I've been fighting?

This has been a lifelong problem for me. I know. And who knew that one of the main solutions, if not the only solution, was 100% cotton t-shirts? I feel like we probably don't even. realize how much we wear cotton. Like, everything is cotton. I have, like, all of my old high school t-shirts that, you know, because I'm a high school hero.

Yeah, for sure. And they still are, like, brand new because they're all those cotton, you know, t-shirts. I will not wear anything that is not 100% cotton from now. Have you ever worn polyester? It's disgusting. It's horrible. Or don't even get me started on cashmere. I'm allergic to cashmere, I think.

It makes me itchy. Have you ever heard of anyone allergic to cotton? No. It doesn't exist. You're probably right. It's nature's choice. Cotton is the best when it comes to making sure that you're comfy. And it's really good for sensitive skin too because it doesn't irritate by being one of those harsh fabrics.

And I have eczema. Yes, for wear. Okay. Also, there's nothing more annoying. And follic. Then when your favorite closer to wear or pill. Pilling is like, the worst and this isn't something I have to worry about with cotton. Cotton clothes are super long

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So do you genuinely believe that? Yes. Oh, my gosh. You've said that to so many people. Like, you said that to your OB, and I was like, like, what the heck? I think, you know what she did? When you were opening it, you put your nails in it. Because I know you're really fast-fing.

Honestly, honestly, though, not to get technical, what genuinely could have happened. You're all stressed out in a moment. Here's the thing. Why? Okay, so you have the box of condoms, but then you have the individual wrapped condoms. They make it so hard to open that you are forced to use your teeth most of the time. Listen, listen, listen. You literally open it with your teeth.

No, no, listen. Listen. I do not remember the time nor the place if that happened. But you did. No. That's why I shorted. No, no. I don't think so.

No, for sure did I remember now? Listen, I knew, this is why I didn't want to get into discussion. I know that for the past, how pregnant are you? Like, what, 10 weeks? No, further along, whatever, almost 12. I have seen your mind churning and the wheel spinning in your head trying to pin a case on me. of this being my fault and I've seen the argument forming. Jordan, I'm not upset.

I am so blessed and grateful to be having my fourth child. Okay, can I also tell you something? Yes. All I'm saying is that sometimes, sometimes I open it beforehand because I know it is kind of stressful in the moment. And I cannot remember if I opened it beforehand or during and that drastically changes the results of if a baby was formed, I feel like. Yeah, I think you open it with your teeth.

Oh, shit. Yeah. So that's actually the issue, not, let's not blame the brand. It's just you can't open. It's like opening a balloon with your teeth. I can't, listen, I can open a pack of gummy bears, like, almost with one hand. Why do they make such an important thing so secure in clothes? Like what's going to happen?

You know why? I think they were using like biodegradable paper or something. That's what I'm saying. Don't buy this organic ish. Like it doesn't make any sense. Like honestly we should do next episode. We should go buy several different brands of condoms. And we should rate them.

Wrong type of channel. Hold on. We should rate them on how easy or difficult the package is to open it because the kids need to know this. That's actually not a bad idea. It's a great, it's a great consumer study test. If the packaging is too hard to open, kids are out there going to be using their teeth. Married couples, not kids.

Sorry. Listen, I don't know what's going on with the youth these days. So I'm just assuming it's absolute debauchery out there. So like kids are going to be out there. And then we're going to have all these teen pregnancy babies. And we all know. Actually, that's not really happening. I think that the pregnancy rates are like birth rates are declining.

Well, you're right because Gen Z is not having sex statistically. but one could argue that they're not having sex because they can't freaking open these condom wrappers. And therefore the birth rate is declining and we're just in this huge pickle. And it all starts with this brand. You should call Trump and tell him. Call RFK and say you solved the world population decline issue. Yeah, it's not the idea of organic condoms. It's the rangers.

It's the biodegradable paper. And if I have to spin this narrative and conspiracy theory so that I don't accept blame for What, babe, there's nothing to be blamed. We are so grateful and thankful for a baby number four. They're going to be 14 months apart. They're going to be Irish twins. Okay. And like, I am, we got this.

I am not worried whatsoever. It's so funny when I was telling my friends this. Like, no one knows what to say. That's the funniest thing. It's like every other time we've been pregnant, everyone's like, oh my gosh, congratulations. people's response to the fourth with a 13th month age gap is pretty funny. And it's like, I almost have to interject myself beforehand.

And I'm like, I know. We're cooked. And every time I say we're cooked, they're like, they're not like, oh my gosh, no, it's going to be great. They're like, yeah. Yeah, it's, it's going to be interesting. Because to be, to be clear, Shredon and Stella are 18 months, 18 months apart. 17 months apart.

this age gap is 13 or 14 or 14 14 months of hurt um so yeah I'll be the goal is to get the goal is to get summit walking before we give birth he's he's he's on track he's rolling he's he's sitting up if he's not on track he's just a time he's seven months I just he's on track but we just don't know like I I just believe God would not be so cruel to not let Summit walk before another baby is delivered. Or if we get strutton potty train too before. He's close. Because we'll have,

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aspen and the day before we found out I was going through this like season very spiritual very spiritual season where like a lot of things weren't going well for me things weren't working out like a lot of things were breaking around me. And so Aspen was like this retreat reprieve for me. And I was sitting on the rooftop of our house looking over the mountains. And it was like that pink sky. And genuinely, this is a real story. I genuinely was like, like what God was teaching me was like you don't have to fix

everything. Like you're not in control. That kind of message. And like I kind of said this prayer of just like surrender. And I was kind of like, it was almost like, I knew I was supposed to give up control. And then I was like, God, if I give up control, like, are you sure you got this? Because like I hold a lot of things together around here. And it was like that conversation with God.

And then it was like a sunkiss sky and then a rainbow appeared. And I was like, oh, like that's God's promise. Like it was kind of. New life. Well, no, it was God's promise of his like, what's the rainbow symbol of? New life. Like it's after the flood. Yeah, but it's like a symbol of his.

his promise, I think is what it is, right? Of never, like, flooding the earth again. Or just a symbol of his promise of, like, his goodness, right? So a rainbow appears, and I was like, oh, like, I didn't like hyper spiritualize it. I was like, oh, like, God's saying like, hey, I got you. Like, I'm on this rooftop in that moment. And then the next day, I find out we're having a fourth baby. So I'm really still trying to reconcile all of that where I was like, if I give up control.

But I did tell you this, whenever you were freaking out, I was like pretty cool when I when we found out do you remember like you were kind of like oh no and then I was like yeah you were very um you're like so good you were like we got this like and I was not here's the thing about me when it comes to the babies if I didn't have to be pregnant I'd have seven kids I really would I love the kids I love the I had a great postpartum with summit I didn't have postpartum depression I'm I love the baby phase I love the the chaos my house is a disaster all times I don't mind it it's the pregnancies for me that are so challenging and I feel like they just take I feel like the pregnancy alone even though it only takes nine 10 months whatever I feel like it takes years off of my life like it's it's so hard the pregnancies are always so hard for me so what I was kind of in shock about was not the child but I was like oh my gosh Like I am still postpartum. I'm still losing my hair.

I'm still like just now. I'm five months postpartum. Just now starting to feel like decent, trying to figure out this diastasis recti. I'm starting to get social again. And then it was like this news just totally just knocked me out. I was like, are you serious? Like I'm going to be sick and get pregnant like all or be pregnant all over again. Like I was that just that felt like too much to handle because I had just done it.

You know, and like in between Stratton and Summit, I had a good little break there. You know, I had some time to really like rebuild and recoup and be like, okay, I got this. And I just didn't feel like I had that time to like to get back up on the bike and be like, okay, I got this. I was just, I was already kind of, I was wobbly already. So, so that's more so like where the shock and the fear comes in. And then I think there is, if I'm being totally. honest there is this like deep sadness that I had because I'm so obsessed to summit and I'm so like I was enjoying my postpartum with him so much that I was like dang I feel like my sickness with my pregnancy

I feel like you know breastfeeding again well it's just like going to take away this precious time with summit and like I'm not going to get all of that those that like amazing newborn phase that I just like a really like raw, amazing experience where you just give them like everything you got. I felt like that was going to be taken away. And I'm like, dang, if you're not walking yet and then I have a newborn, so I'm worried about breastfeeding a newborn and getting another baby walking at the same time. Like, it makes me kind of sad, like still because I'm like, I want to give my child that's learning how to walk 100% of my attention. And I want to give my child that I'm breastfeeding 100% of my time. But like I can't. I literally can't.

And you got two older ones too. You forgot. I know, but at least like they're like walking. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like they're like, they're like best friends at this point. Yeah. They, they fight and they hit each other. But yeah, but you know what I mean? Like these are like milestones where like these babies literally can't survive without you.

Stella, she's locked in the house. She'd go get some Cheerios, some Cheetos. She'll be okay. You know, it's a different. So there's like a little bit of sadness and maybe like guilt. Like sometimes I feel guilty that I, that like, I feel guilty. that like I can't I won't be able to give that sometimes I feel guilty even with stratton like that I can't I couldn't give him the exact attention and like all the things that

I gave Stella because she was first here by herself you know it just like with each child it gets less and less and less and I think with summit was I was like really excited about summit again because I was like oh my older two or at least kind of doing their own thing like I'm going to just give everything to summit not everything but you know what I'm mean like you know like so but I'm obviously like I've always wanted four so this is this was this was goals this was the plan maybe a different timeline but this was like I'm so excited like yeah well here we go I mean uh I'm I'm I'm actually I'm pumped do you think we're like irresponsible I feel that way sometimes I was really scared to tell our parents I know like like like

it gave vice I was like Jordan didn't know how to put on con. Like, you know. You did tell them that too. I was like, it's so embarrassing. I'm just the fall guy. He definitely skipped the sex ed day in high school when they put it on the banana. But I bet you the number one thing they teach you is like, don't use your teeth.

See it? Probably. Yeah. Like so, so, uh, do I feel it irresponsible? When we told our parents, it was almost like I felt like we were 16. And like, we had to like walk in and be like, Dad and mom and dad, we're getting married. Yeah, we're getting married.

We're in love, but also she's pregnant. I genuinely did feel like that. I was like, I feel like we shouldn't tell people. We should just have this baby in secret. Yeah. And like just run away and like. Like the girls in high school that just kind of like quit coming to school. Because they're having babies.

That happened to your high school? Dave. That never happened in my high school. What high school did you go to? Like, I don't. understand. It was a new high school. I was the first one to go there. Like, I feel like you didn't have a genuine high school experience. I mean, dude, was ever fighting in the middle of the hallways? Yeah, yeah, for sure. Like pulling, like blood. No blood, no blood, but pulling out like hair.

Yeah, but it was infrequent. And if it happened, it was like, we talked about it for the whole year. Oh, no. Mine was like once a week. Yeah, I mean, like you, those streets of Richardson or Pretty wild. You also had like a country western swing dancing team though so this is what's really confusing about your high school experience. I don't know if that has anything to do.

We had a cheer squad too. We had a golf team. There were like four people on it but. Yeah. Okay. Anyways. Okay. Let's see.

Wait, are you guys going to find out the gender? You're going to wait again. Oh, yeah, so I want to find out the gender. I'm not going to probably do a surprise because the only reason I did a surprise last time is because I already had a boy and a girl. And so I was like, oh my gosh, it will be so fun. Boy or girl. It doesn't matter.

Now it matters. I need to know. I will say if we have three boys, that's wild. I know. It's so cute. It's wild. Oh my gosh. I played.

Like, honestly, if we have three boys, like I really need to scale back a lot of my responsibilities and rear these children because. Three boys is a lot. Like that's, I got to make them like a little squad. It was really cute. Because. Thank God I started fishing this year. I was at my tennis lesson this morning with all those moms.

And one of them has a 20-year-old at Baylor. And we had to move our tennis lesson up to like 7 a.m. But I was trying to buy a new racket. And I think he might play tennis at Baylor or he played. And I don't know. He's like a tennis. pro. And she was like, oh, don't worry.

Like, let me call. Because I was trying to figure out, like, what does this mean on the racket? She was like, don't worry. Like, let me call my son. He's at Baylor and he knows all about rackets because he worked at the club, the pro shop over the summer. And so she called him. And he was like, clearly in bed.

And he's like, hey, mom. And it was like this sweet. He's like, yeah, you know, I was out last night. And then his mom's like, well, can you help us with the, with the rackets? Like, she's thinking about getting the Wilson shift. Oh, I love that racket. It's a beautiful racket. That's a beautiful racket, mom.

It was so cute. Like, just there was sweet little conversation. He, like, answered the phone for his mom at, like, 7 a.m. And I was like, this is going to be me with my boys one day. Like, it was just so sweet. Yeah, the other thing is, oh, man, I was just going to say something. I forgot. I don't remember.

No. I don't remember. Sometimes I'm a little scared. Like, I think the consensus is that the Stratton and Stella, want a sister. Yeah. Back to the boy conversation. Because I think I'm going to have another boy.

So I think I'm going to have three boys and a girl, but who knows? Gosh. These kids are going to beat the, Strand beats the crap out of me. But like I, yeah. He literally like kicks my face and punches me and like, I know. He loves it though. He thinks he's the Hulk. And I'm like, you're the Hulk.

He thinks he's a dinosaur in the Hulk mixed together. But like, I also like would love having things. your boys because, but it kind of scares me because, like, I can't imagine like a boy, like, my son calling me and he's like, hey, mom, like, I had a bad day. Like, I can't imagine my heart not exploding. Yeah, for sure. Like, it just, it's just too sweet. She's pregnant. Okay. Also, that's why I was like, people in my last trailer were like, you're crying, angry and laughing all at one time. Like, are you okay Danny? I was pregnant.

That's why that happened. They're like, crap, she's going to blow up her life again. I know. It's possible. Think about, oh, I remember what I was going to say. Think about how many grandkids are probably going to have. I know. I was thinking about that.

The lineage that we're starting is pretty crazy. Guys, if anybody's in their 30s or 20s, whatever, and you're having kids, like, we all need to encourage our kids to get married at a very young age and have kids young. and have a lot of them so that we have a lot of grandkids selfishly. True. You know, like, we don't want to be like those parents that are like, live your life,

you know, go pursue the career first. Yeah, the birth rate can't handle it. This isn't about you guys anymore. This is about turning around this trend. And we need. This is about saving the world, to be honest. We need grandbabies. Yeah.

Because, like, what are we going to do, you know? True. So my parents always encouraged us to, like, not get married young, like, don't have a lot of kids if you don't want to. And I'm like, I mean, you guys got lucky, though, like that I didn't listen to your advice because like, what would you be doing with all your free time? Well, they're cruising like every other weekend. I guess you're fine. They're fine. Oh, man, life, life.

It's just unfolding right before our eyes right on this podcast. Did you hear about the Forrest Frank back break? I saw it. It looked really bad. Isn't it sweet? No, not the back break. Like what happened to him? So he, Forrest Rink, you know, he sings all those Christian songs that are always like on the top charts.

He fractured his L3 and L4 vertebrae after slipping off his skateboard in his driveway while he was with his son. And it was caught on camera. But this is what the craziest thing is. So he had just like two weeks prior to that decided that he was going to video record. Like he felt like God told him like, I want you to start filming everything. So he just started filming. He got like all the equipment. and kind of like started like vlogging or just like filming his like song process he just started

filming like everything in his life going on and um he was like i don't know why because he makes music so he's like why would i be filming everything um but he started filming his like song process whatever learn how to use all the camera equipment and then um like two weeks in he has this like horrible back break and the craziest thing is he's like out of all the places on my backyard. It was the one place that the ring camera happened to be filming. Wow. And so, um, so he caught the back break like on camera. And then because he had all of his camera equipment and he was already, he was already sharing in his living room like how he creates

songs. He was like, well, now I'll just document the process from my bed since he broke his back. So he, I guess writes a couple songs like from his bed with a broken back. And, um, Because he has always, he gets to record it. So he gets to, like, show people. And he comes out with, like, a couple of songs. He came out with, God's Got My Back. And then I think the new one is, like, Lemonade. And, um, and he, like, does collabs and all this stuff.

And then he has, like, a broken back in, like, a couple weeks in, miraculously, it's, like, healed. And he's, like, do you hear the dinosaur roaring from our children? He's, like, his, like, back is not hurting. Wow. Like, but it in the. craziest thing, it's like all documented. It's almost like God was like, document this because like I'm about to perform like miracles. Yeah, man. God's got he's using that boy. Yeah. For sure. Yeah. He's got some like, I mean, just all his music are his top charts right now. That story's crazy.

Yeah. You know, he's a, and he seems like a really genuine, faithful guy. Yeah, he seems, he seems great guy. Great guy. Great guy. Great guy. I love him. I'm actually. I'm actually. I'm actually surprised like because does he live in waco i don't know did i make that up or does he live i don't think so i feel like it's like arizona that's right yeah he lives in waco because i think jp precluded who's been on this podcast the pastor was on one of his songs singing no not singing like he's like his sermon you know like lucre and all those guys like they loop in like sermons and they like wrap over it you know, it was like one of those things. It's pretty cool.

Love it. So yeah. Are people, just to be clear, because we always talk about TikTok conspiracies, are people contriving that is not true? No. Really? I mean, there's like proof that he broke his back, literally. It's like x-rays.

And then two weeks in, he's like miraculously healed. So crazy. And it's like everything was caught on camera. It's wild. His vlogs would kill it. How does he have time to do that? He's like producing, making all his own music.

I think he's got two kids too. Either one or two, yeah. One or two. Let's see. Are you going to do a natural birth? Oh, am I going to do a natural birth? I think we've got to evolve. So probably one of those bathtub births.

Like where I deliver the baby. I think my evolution will be. I'm going to try to push standing up this time. Yeah. We got to get that dula again. She was awesome. Are you texted her? Oh, you did?

Yeah, I got her. Cool, cool, cool. Yeah, I think I am. She was key for the mental toughness. Oh, couldn't I done it without her. No, she was like, whispering in your ear, she was like, you got this baby. And then I was whispering in your other ear and I was like, you got it. Yeah, there's no way.

But yeah, I will try to do another natural birth. But, you know, go with the flow. Never know. Isn't it crazy that? You're almost out of your first trimester, and I said this in the car to you. Like, this is your last first trimester probably. Ugh. Unless.

Oh, don't even say, yeah. Unless the vasectomy is also a default. What is it? Defective product. Oh, my. Oh, my God. Don't let me throw up. I know.

Don't ever touch me again. You might just get a chastity belt or something. What movie is that? I don't know. It's like Forest, no, or Robin Hood. Oh, there's. a chastie belt in Robin Hood? That's a kid's movie. No, but they did like an adult version. Oh, yeah, maybe. God, I used to watch that at my neighbor's house.

Should we talk about, you know, Candace Owens or no? No. Okay. No. It's not, it's not anything personal. I just, no. I just don't want to touch the man, woman gender topic right now. I it's it's it's it's Friday. It's Friday. I just don't have it in me. I feel that. I feel that. Well,

what else do you want to talk about? Oh. We do have to get a new house or we could turn the podcast studio into a bedroom. I kind of feel like that's where we're leaning. I'm being honest with you. I know it doesn't. The funniest thing about this house is we bought it being like, we'll be here for a year or two. Yeah, at this point like this house is kind of like part of the brand.

Like I feel like we can't just give it up. up like I love this house yeah like we could get a new house but like why Dave Ramsey's selling his house I saw it I thought it would be so funny if Danny Austin bought Dave Ramsey's house it's so random the thing is there's like why is he selling it though you know maybe simplify maybe he's getting a bigger house maybe he's predicting that there's hard times to come Dave Ramsey doesn't believe in debt he like has no debt like he's he probably bought that house in cash. You know that that you know that's his thing right. Yeah he doesn't like no credit cards. Why? Because people just don't pay them off like 80% of people

don't pay off their credit card which like good for him honestly. He's he saved a lot of lives. Yeah. Why don't people when they just get a credit card just put it on that automatic payment thing? Well because because treat it like a debit card because most people will overspend on the credit side and not have the cash to cover the credit. Yeah, that's the problem. Yeah, it's the problem. He's not wrong. He's not wrong. He's out there doing the Lord's work too. We're going to buy his house. You wouldn't ask me anything else about my pregnancy. You could ask me my crape like, you know, could maybe just like get some conversation going about my pregnancy. Get curious. My cravings if I've been sick. Well, you have felt better this week than you have the prior 10.

Yeah, I was, this is the only pregnancy. I was actually throwing up my guts. Yeah. I really, really sick. It's hard. But I do take my two and a half or three hour naps every day. Yeah, so my, you would ask me about my craving. Yeah, what are your cravings?

It seems like you really want me to ask you about your craving. So like, what are you craving these days other than hot cheetos that I find in our bed? I am like a middle school boy where I just like down hot cheetos. It's like gross. so I'm like 32 with like a French manny and I have like red fingertips. It's so gross. I do Jolly Ranchers throughout the day to keep me from gagging. That kind of helps.

Anytime that I'm like really, really sensitive to like a smell or if I think of a food that makes one of throw up, I quickly think of a big bucket of ice water or ice and that helps me. Interesting. Yeah. Like right whenever the sickness comes on, you just think of ice water. or ice. It helps so much. It's just like, hmm. I drink a ton of water. I can't do Diet Coke. I can't do coffee. Lemonade is great. The Diet Lemonade Chick-fil-A has been a lifesaver. That's so random. Yeah, because citrus, anything sour really like that hits. What about like eggs? No.

Coffee. No. Stop. Stop. No. Think of ice water. And that's what's so weird is I can't do orange cheetos this pregnancy, but I can do hot Cheetos. So like, the orange cheetos I can't do. That's so random. I know. I can't. They're like too sweet. What's the, what's the, what's like a new craving that you would have never ate not pregnant? I mean, Jolly Ranchers like I'm, I'm a dollar rancher sucker right now. That is. That isn't. Jolly Ranchers is a big one. I mean, hot Cheetos is a big one. I don't really have like one food I crave. I just, I mean, lots of pineapple, lots of sour fruits. Um, acidic dressings. Like, you know, like last night I had you go get me a Whole Foods Greek salad just for that acidity.

This weekend I'm making you baby back ribs. Yeah, I can do that. I can do meat. I can do chicken. Anything, yeah, anything spicy. Yeah, yeah. What about a keesh Lorraine? I don't know.

Maybe if I put some hot sauce on it. Okay. Well, I'm going to make you a keesh, Lorraine. Yeah. Mm. You never tried it. I do love, I typically love Akish. There are some days where I was just so sick that I would just have Easy Mac, Mac and Cheese.

Yeah, like the kids. That would get me through the day. I'm really not like a peanut butter person right now. You literally were eating peanut butter downstairs. I know, I know. I'll tell you why. Because I, I don't know. I think I'm like kind of, I'll tell you why.

because I'm kind of getting out of the disgustingness. So I was trying to think of things that just made me, like, had like utter disgust towards my whole, you know, and peanut butter was one of them. When, when are you officially out of first trimester? I think it's like after 13 weeks. Okay.

So soon. Yeah. We still have a couple more weeks. So got a couple more weeks. Yeah. But I got the medicine from, I got the Zofran and I got the Bon Jesta. I mean.

It's like, does she want to choose being tired or in sleep all day or throwing up? Yeah, so the first weekend I took Bungesta, I kidnapped Friday all day. Saturday, 10 to 4, I think Jordan had to come in and check and see if I was still breathing. I did. She was breathing. I put my finger under her nose. I was scared. I was like, she's dead.

Yeah. Yeah, so I don't know. It's challenging. Well, we just, you know, all of us out here, we just think you're such a brave woman for bearing children, being pregnant. Woman or woman? Okay. We, we appreciate you. We cherish you.

And just thank you for being a mother to many. A mother to many. Because I know sometimes during your pregnancy you don't feel appreciated for what you're going through. Yeah, because I've told you marriage counseling a million times. And so I just want you to know with the world that we appreciate you. Appreciate me for... The suffering. No.

For the... For the gifts of life. Growing your child. Our child. Yeah, growing your children. Yes, our children. Thank you. I appreciate that.

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