Dear Chelsea - A Fresh Batch of Miracles with Uzo Aduba

Episode Date: March 24, 2022

Uzo Aduba joins Chelsea this week to talk about her secret wedding, what it takes to keep 5 siblings close, and how many miracles you get to dispense when you die. Then: A single gal must choose between helping her family or keeping her sweet bachelorette pad in the city.  A cheater’s paramour comes prowling for more. And a niece searches for answers in her uncle’s disappearance. * Executive Producer Nick Stumpf Produced by Catherine Law Edited & Engineered by Brandon Dickert * * * * * The views and opinions expressed are solely those of the Podcast author, or individuals participating in the Podcast, and do not represent the opinions of iHeartMedia or its employees.  This Podcast should not be used as medical advice, mental health advice, mental health counseling or therapy, or as imparting any health care recommendations at all.  Individuals are advised to seek independent medical, counseling advice and/or therapy from a competent health care professional with respect to any medical condition, mental health issues, health inquiry or matter, including matters discussed on this Podcast. Guests and listeners should not rely on matters discussed in the Podcast and shall not act or shall refrain from acting based on information contained in the Podcast without first seeking independent medical advice.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'm Jason Alexander. And I'm Peter Tilden. And together, our mission on the Really Know Really podcast is to get the true answers to life's baffling questions like why the bathroom door doesn't go all the way to the floor, what's in the museum of failure, and does your dog truly love you? We have the answer. Go to reallyknowreally.com

and register to win $500, a guest spot on our podcast, or a limited edition signed Jason bobblehead. The Really Know Really podcast. Follow us on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, Katherine. Hi, Chelsea. How are you? Oh, hi. Welcome to Dear Chelsea, everybody. It's a brand new episode of Dear Chelsea. I'm well. I am pretty excited. I've been in Canada because I'm doing my stand-up dates here, my touring dates here. But Joe was with me for a while with the dogs, which was amazing because he would walk them and feed them and walk them. And I don't like walking my dogs.

First of all, my dogs are pretty unwalkable. But I just don't like it. And I'm so lazy, which is why I'm a terrible parent. And I know not to have a child. But when he left, I found the pee pads in the closet and just resorted to that. I put them on the balcony. I opened the door. And then they just go and use that. Like, I take them out once.

And he used to take them out seven times a day. So, I mean, it's like, it's such a stark contrast from when he's here. And I don't understand, like, Bert will pace upstairs. In Whistler, the bedrooms are downstairs and the living room's upstairs. And Bert will pace back and forth all morning. And the pitter-patter of his claws

is so fucking annoying. It's so annoying. At 5.45 every morning, he starts pacing. Like, let's go, let's go. I want to eat. Let's go. So the idea, and every morning I'm like, God, just go back to bed, Bert. Go back to bed. I'm thinking for my bed. But every morning, Joe would just pop right out of bed and go take them out. And then he has no problem at night when I'm stoned and ready to get into bed. The last thing

I want to do is take them out and And he'll do it on a moment's notice. Like he has a different mental capacity than I do. And I'd like to tap into his because I do want to be somebody who wants to take my dogs out. Yeah. But I don't think it's going to happen in this lifetime, Catherine. I mean, let's be realistic. You know what I mean? Well, maybe not in their lifetimes, because they don't seem like they really want to like go for a hike. They seem pretty lazy. No, they are. That's part of it. They just like walk outside listlessly, you know, and then pee 40 times and on each other. It's just like, it's so exhausting. Like one of them is sniffing and the other one lifts his leg. Yeah.

And I have my rugs are both ruined here. I'm like, I'm fairly certain my entire place just smells like urine. So I've basically turned into, you know, somebody who's basically living like in a trailer park with their dogs. Like a crazy cat lady, but with dogs. Yeah, I know. I'm just like, I've lost all ability for any sort of decorum. Well, you know what? You're at your vacation home. You can live in Squalor. It's fine. I'm living in Squalor, my white privilege vacation home. Right. Well, today we have a really fun guest, Chelsea. Our guest today is an award-winning actress,

and she recently starred in the Emmy-winning drama series In Treatment. And then she just finished the Broadway production of Clyde's. Painkiller is a new project that is coming out on Netflix. It's a limited series starring her and Matthew Broderick. So please welcome Uzo Aduba. Uzo, how are you? I am great. How are you? How are y'all? Well, I was excited. First of all, I want to say that I just recently saw Uzo's play Clyde in New York, which I think has already ended, right? Did you just wrap? Yeah, we just finished on the 16th of January. Congratulations. Thank you. Thank you for coming to see us too, by the way. Oh, Joe Coy and I came.

Yes, we came and we sat in the back of the theater, not in our assigned seats. We decided to move because Joe had a cocktail and we weren't allowed to bring that in either. So we were breaking laws left and rules left and right. Coming there. But we loved seeing you. I love seeing you in action. You know how I feel about your acting. I love it.

Thank you. Thanks, lady. This is Catherine, my co-host and producer. Catherine. Nice to meet you. I love your hair, Catherine. Thank you. It's just bright pink today and fluffy.

And she's always full of color when I get here. How are you doing, Uzo? How has pandemic life been treating you? I heard that you secretly got married during the pandemic. Is that a fact? That is a fact. Whoa. I sure did.

I got married September 12, 2020. Yeah. It wasn't even like, it's not so much I would say like a secret. It's like that expression, like it wasn't a secret. It just wasn't anybody's business or I wasn't talking about it. We'd been together. It was a long time coming. And it just so happened that a pandemic happened, you know, like that was meant to happen, but then we all got shuttered in. And so were you able to spend the wedding with your family and your friends and have all the people that were important to you there? Yeah, that was, you know, what's so funny about pandemic, I mean, about pandemic weddings, weddings, exactly. The thing about pandemic weddings is because you can't have this never-ending list of names, you know, of people showing up, you really are forced to tailor it down to the allowed number, you know, because living in New York, especially in that time, it was so limited, the number of people who could gather.

So we were forced to really get down to the bones of it. And it wound up just being our families in the end. And to tell you the honest truth, it was awesome. It was perfection. It was really great. Because then you know, the way you all experience life together, you have siblings, you know, like my brothers and sisters. Now everybody plays like an even more significant role on the day, you know, because it's just you guys. Yeah. Did you write your own vows or did you use traditional vows? Combination, wrote and the traditional part. Like we kept like the swearing part in where it's like, do you vow to like, or better or worse? I'm like, I'm going to need this in writing. Like I'm going to need the part, like my better and worse parts. Like, you know, we kept those parts, but yeah, we wrote our own as well.

And how does it feel to be a married woman? It feels the same, but different. You know, it's so funny because right before we were engaged, my cousin, my little cousin was getting married and she had said this thing we're talking about, you know, like getting married, this and this. And she was in the middle of her engagement. And she said something like, don't mourn being single because there are really precious things about that, that you never are going to get again. And I was like, what do you mean? And she was like, you just being able to just truly without explanation, get up and go without telling anybody. I'm going to Tahiti. That's just gone. Just those little things. And I think that's more

of the difference. Checking in was just never something that was like expected of me before. And it's like, oh, now I have to check in that I'm coming home. Those little things. But I like it. I don't know. I think it just gave me like, that I wanted, not needed, but wanted.

Uh-huh. That's interesting. I like the notion of dating, you know? I love having a boyfriend instead of having a husband. Like. I just think it's a sexier sounding thing. And Joe, when I talk to my girlfriends about being married, they're like, Gwyneth Paltrow said this. She said, when we got engaged, we didn't live like a flirtation almost like we were married, but still not together. And she's like, so there was this buildup. She goes, where all of a sudden him being my husband became so much sexier than him being my boyfriend. And I was like, oh, okay, let me try and think about it in that framework. Because I always think, wait, weddings is like, okay, then the party's over. That's the last party and then it's over.

And I want the potential for another party to always be around the corner. Maybe that's the thing. Maybe we should have continuous parties going. You know, even if you're married, you get to have some kind of event that gives you the freedom to be, I don't know, still feel that singlehood.

Also, I will say, I think it's different if I worked in a different industry, maybe, where you come home that singlehood. Also, I will say, I think it's different if I worked in a different industry, maybe where you come home every single day. You know what I mean? Like we have like the fortune of feeling like dating sometimes because you're out of town for work. So you have those little like periods apart, but that make me miss him more, even more like just our day to day. So what did you do with your brothers and sisters on your wedding day? Like what were their responsibilities? Because that is one reason I would get married to make sure that all my brothers and sisters would be able to share that with me. Totally. Well, first of all, we, well, they were part of a lot of the readings. We had like little things, you know, like letters that we found, like love letters from like poets and

musicians to their lovers and things like this that we had thought were really beautiful and had those read, which was kind of cool. They read that stuff. They did the toasts, getting us ready. It was funny because it was like, we didn't have bridesmaids or groomsmen. They just were like, everybody was a participant. Everybody participated. Like someone did the blessing. Someone did the reading of like, my brother married us. Things like that. Like everybody's hand is in that.

My nieces and nephews were like all the like flower girls. Actually, one of my nieces was the bridegroom everybody played every single one of our parents and siblings played a role in the day and that was awesome and how many brothers and sisters do you have i have i'm one of five oh yeah okay so me too yeah one of five and what number are you? I'm three. Mm-hmm. Middle. Number are you? I'm the youngest. Youngest.

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younger sister to others. Totally. And like, there's an age gap between my older brother and older sister and I, so like my older sister and I, who are, she's two and I'm three, there's six years between us. So like, I'm super younger sibling for them you know when I came out and then like then they went to college and left the house and then I was super older sibling over here even though they didn't want me to be like they like kept trying to steal me of my title of like older sibling but like my younger siblings but still super bossy and like would make them so like I definitely like balanced that but then like my younger siblings, but still super bossy and like would make them. So like, I definitely like balance that. But then like my younger sister,

Chi Chi and I, we're really close. We're a year and a half apart. And we're the only ones who are both a year and a half apart, both girls and shared a room together our whole lives. And even were roommates up until like 10 years ago. So like we had like an almost twin sister. Yeah, right.

Yeah. I shared a room with my sister who actually was six years older than me and we did not act like twins. She was a pain in my ass from the very beginning. And we had tape. We would line our room because we shared a room. We put tape.

Oh yeah. We put tape down and she taped her side to the side where the door was. So she thought that I was going to have to ask her when I wanted to leave the room. I was like, no, bitch, I don't care how much older you are than me. Like that is don't get it twisted. I'm still in charge here. Let me tell you, my sister.

So me and my sister, Chi Chi, we shared a room. When my older sister moved out, when she went to college, I moved into her room being like, I want my own room. But it was downstairs and it was by myself. Like nobody else was down there. Hated it. I don't think I even made it like six months by myself down there. Tried to come back into the room, which is ours because she does not own this house. And she tried to tell me it was not my room anymore. Like she tried to be like, you can't sleep. And I was like, I can definitely sleep in here. And then I remember she was like, well, you can only have this. And I was like the

same. Like, I was like, I cannot buy as much space as I want in this room. Move over, get out of my way. Do you feel like a lot of the stuff that you learned within your family comes into play when you're on sets and kind of like organizing people? Like I know when Orange is the New Black, you guys had this massive cast of people. So like there were a lot of hats that a lot of you wore. But how do you feel like that has found its way into your work, like your family dynamic? I'll say A, I think cooperation, whether you want to or not, depending on the placement of the child, to be fair. I can't speak for last borns because my last born is like super he's actually very good but like was definitely the most spoiled so I can only speak for like people who have in the middle

like of it all but in the definite scheme of things you have to cooperate I think you just let a few more things roll probably because it's not that deep or you know it could go that deep and it's over the stupidest thing you know so like that is something I think I've learned I like to be around a lot of people like I like having people over I like having people come and stay and stuff probably didn't really faze me that there were for example season one of Orange there weren't enough dressing rooms at the studio for everybody. So like they had, I think it was Sesame Street because Sesame Street was in this like shot in the same place, wherever their dressing rooms were

when we would shoot, when they weren't shooting or whatever they had a green room that a bunch of us all stayed in. We would play cards and just like make up games and hang out when the viewers had time to like get ready to shoot. There was a conference room just off it and like we'd all go and change in there. And I think like making things work

doesn't really faze me. You know what I mean? Like you have to just sort of accommodate whatever the situation calls for, be accommodating. How do you feel now? Like obviously your career is going great. You were amazing in In going great. You were amazing in In Treatment. You were amazing playing Shirley Chisholm. And now you went from your big,

big break, Orange is the New Black, where you're participating in an ensemble cast. And now you're moving on and doing stuff on your own. Like, how does that feel to you as an artist? Are you feeling like you're standing in your power more? Like, this is exactly what you hoped everything would turn into from Orange is the New Black? Yes, but I think you said it right. It's like more the operative is like, I feel like I'm standing into my power more. I think in the beginning, I was, I don't know, like wobbly leg feeling, you know, just I don't know if anybody else has ever felt this, but like feelings of worth feelings of value, like, should I be occupying this much space or not? You know, all of these questions.

Do I belong here even, right? Do I belong here? Yes. Imposter syndrome, you know, all of these things are like super real. And then, I don't know, there was a coming to an arrival point of like, I might not know whether I do or not,

but I'm going to stand here a little bit more sturdily. You know what I mean? Absolutely. Yeah. I wish people could see you right now too, because you're like feeling these words with your whole body. I talk with my hands like so much and like, I'll breathe. I'll be like, you know, it's like, not. And they're like, yeah, I totally know. And I'm like, you know, I don't know how that plays for podcasts. Sorry, America, but that's like my thing. But yeah, it's that feeling like I feel like I'm coming into myself. I also think that's like maturity that plays into that. I don't know how you ladies feel, like just growing up generally and realizing like how like

you've lived and how whatever sort of like conditions or restrictions have been placed on yourself how has that served me or not and whether I want to continue forward for the rest of the chapters to come with that or not yeah are you are you spiritual yes I could use the language of Christian and those stories because I'm familiar with them, but I'm not religious. I believe in a God. How we call it, how we name it, I'm less invested in. I'm more invested in the knowing that there is something else above me. Yeah. I was talking to my friend and she goes, well, what do you believe in? And I said, well, I just, I believe, I don't believe in a God per se, but she goes, oh, please. Everyone says

they believe in something other than God, that there's something else out there. She's like, that's God. I'm like, no, I'm like, I don't believe in God, but yeah, that's the name we have for it. It's the only name or universe. You know what I mean? They both, they're both not cutting the mustard for me. So it's somewhere in between God and the universe, even though I also believe something else is at play that we're not able to ever recognize or see. On the off times that we do feel it, where we feel like we've been touched by something bigger than ourselves or something's moved in a certain direction for the circumstances to turn out the way they do. It is a humbling experience to be like, oh, wow, this isn't just about me and my decision making.

Do you recognize it in the moment or do you all feel it later, like when you're reflecting? I mean, the more I meditate, the more I do like, you know, mindfulness and practice that, the more I'm open to it being a part of my day every day. I definitely in the past when there has been big moments or shifts or I've, you know, skirted out of a disaster that I was sailing towards, you know, like things like that when there's all of a sudden

everything works to make that impossible. Bigger moments previously, but now that I'm a hip to it, I'm like, oh, okay, yeah. All of these things that are in motion are really have so little to do with you in the end. You know, everything has to come together from so many different directions for something to work out right. That I just assume it's kind of part of everything now. Gotcha. Do you like now with this business, like you and this massive career that you have had and have had over now decades successfully, like, which is the

consistency of your excellence, you know, like at this point, right? That it's not a fluke. There is. Yeah, right. Right. Well, no, I mean, I think all of us in any career, I mean, if you're in this business, you do go through periods of self-consciousness where you're like, wait, you can still feel like an imposter. You can still feel like, oh God, is it old? Is it too much? Is it the same? Is it blah, blah, blah. But yeah, I leaned, I err more on the side of like, you know, I'm at an age now where I know that I'm not an accident. I don't feel like I have imposter syndrome. When I go somewhere, I feel like I belong. And I feel like people are pretty lucky to hang out with me when they get the opportunity. Like I feel that way about myself. You know, like I don't spread myself too thin anymore, because I care too much about myself and my well being. And I just want to be

happy more than anything. Like, I think it takes a lot of self assurance to just be able to say, I don't want to work for this period of time. You know, I don't want to do this. I don't have to do this. There's not a desperation, you know, that you have when you're in your twenties, trying to get people to understand that you have something to offer. So if you lay the foundation and the groundwork over a period of time, then we get to step back and go, okay, I've laid the groundwork for this career. Now I can have a little bit more fun with it. Now it's not all my, my whole drive or my whole life. Yes. Yes. But yeah, I mean, you know, like being in a relationship that's new for me and I'm fucking loving it. I

fucking love it. And I was not interested in that or looking for that in any major way. So what changed then? Why now? Well, I think with my therapy and everything I did, I just started to look at the world in a much different way. So the person that I've been friends with for 15 years, I saw him in a different light. You know, I didn't ever look at him like that before because I was very closed minded about who I was going to date. And a guy could wear a pinky ring and I would, you know, sew my vagina shut that night. Like anything could turn me off. Like it could be the simplest little thing. If there's a flip flop, you know, too close to my eyeline, I'm like,

you know, like there are so many small, I once went on a date with a guy who wore an Hermes belt and I fucking lost it. As soon as he got up to go to the bathroom, I got up and left without saying goodbye. I saw it. I was like, oh, and then he was wearing a cologne. I was like, no, that's a deal breaker. I'm not doing that. So after therapy, I was much I looked at the values rather than material things. Like I'm like, wait, somebody represent this person is fun and funny and I adore him. And then I was able to like become attracted to him through a different kind of, yeah, I would say different lenses how I always say it. I guess that's an apt description. Anyway, enough about me, Uzo. Okay, so today, this is what we do on this podcast. We have callers and listeners who call in and write in for advice and then we give it to them straight. Yes.

You up for that task, girl? I'm up for the task. Okay, let's do it. Catherine is going to lead us in with our first patient. Oh, and Uso's a doctor, too, from In Treatment. So we're all doctors here, except actually you need to go get your community college degree at the very least. I do. You know what?

I actually did. I attended three colleges, and one of them was a community college. And it was like they were some of the best classes I had ever taken. It was great. I went to community college for a semester right after high school. I tried to just throw my parents a bone and said, I'll do this for like a semester, and then we'll all see what a mistake it is. And I went to the County College of Morris in New Jersey, which I bragged to people was one of the top 10 community colleges in the country. And I studied Russian history for a month.

And then I was like, I got to get the fuck out. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. I was into SARS and oligarchs and all that shit. Anyway, I went for a semester and then I was like, this is I got to get the fuck out of New Jersey. Like this is bringing me down. Yeah. And then I went to L.A. and that was the end of community college for me.

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And that's how we roll here at Dear Chelsea. Here for it. So, Uzo, we have some kind of tricky questions for you today. So, Uzo, be on high alert. I'm ready. I'm ready. Our first question comes from Kay. Dear Chelsea, I was in an awful marriage that was ending, and in a vulnerable state, I made the awful mistake of giving in to an affair.

My marriage ended, and my ex never knew of the affair. However, the man I had the affair with remains married with children, and his wife doesn't know. I'm currently in recovery and grapple with the idea of making amends. I have always thought telling her would do more harm than good. And to make matters more complicated, I was also friends with her. Her husband and mine were co-workers. I was ready to let it go and keep the secret.

However, after a year of no contact, her husband has tried to get in touch and back to his dirty ways, trying to start things up again. Gross. Do I carry this or do I tell her? Kay. It's the coming back. Initially, when I was hearing the story, I was just like, leave it alone. Do not address. Just step out. That he's coming back, I would be like, don't call me again. And if you do that, I'm going to tell your wife. I think you give him the opportunity to like course correct essentially. And then if he doesn't, then like straighten him up. It sucks that they have kids. It sucks that that happened. It happens, but it also kind of sounds like in that letter, like she's do you want to go back into it? Are you looking for? I think she is not wanting to get back into

it. She's mended her ways and feels bad about it. It seems to me that she's not interested. My question would be like if she says no to him, is he just going to go find somebody else? Well, yeah, it sounds like he's already in an unhappy. Yeah, I mean, that's not her problem. Like what he's up to is not your problem, because as long as the relationship's over, it's not your problem. But if you said you were friends with his ex, like how close of friends, I would say, first of all, like, is that a good friend of yours? Because if it is a good friend of yours, I mean, I think every woman owes it to other women to be truthful and honest, especially in these kinds of circumstances. If she wasn't a really good friend of yours, you might feel differently. And then it's like you're going and blowing up this family that it's not really your family to blow it up.

And you're not having an active affair with him. So I would say, A, consider the level of friendship you have with this woman and like what kind of honesty you think you owe her. And B, yeah, do what Uzo did. If he calls you again, go, listen, I'm not interested anymore. If you want, you know, if you call me again, I'm going to contact your wife. And that should nip everything in the bud anyway. I don't know how I feel about going in, like, blowing up another person's family. That's not.

That's like a heavy thing to do. And I don't think, by the way, that they're back to their friends. Because didn't it say that she was, her husband and the wife worked together. So it's like, it's not like this is like her from school like you know right friends by proxy of the ex that it's like leave it alone yeah i mean it's tempting yeah when there are children involved i just would say leave it alone just don't even go down that road and if you have to get him off your jock just tell him you know the thing that's going to get him off of your jock, which is that you're going to tell his wife. That usually works. It seems to work. Yeah. More effective than get

lost, I suppose. Yeah. Having affairs is, you know, it's so upsetting, but it's also so fucking common. Like so many people have extramarital affairs. You're just like, oh, God, I wish it weren't so regular. Yeah. Well well and it's like how yeah just fucking don't even get me started you mean you mean the time commitment like how people can even have the time to balance how are you even doing it is the magic that I'm fascinated by yeah exactly like one relationship is enough for us yes aren't you't you scared? Anyway. Yeah. Or too busy. Well, our next question, and this is a caller. Dear Chelsea, I'm a 26-year-old single woman from Chicago. I come from a large family and have five siblings. I recently found out my mom has not paid the

property taxes on my childhood home in five years, and the property is about to be seized. I am, however, in the financial position to get a mortgage on the house, pay the taxes, and make necessary house repairs. The issue is I can't afford both the mortgage and my rent. I don't trust my mom to pay the mortgage since she hasn't paid the property taxes in five years and is generally bad with money, and as the only financially stable person in the family, I can't have my credit tanked with missing payments. So my two choices are, one, give up my cute bachelorette pad and get a mortgage, pay the taxes and make repairs, and move back home with my family. Or two, keep my dating and social life intact,

say it's not my problem, and watch my family fall into homelessness. Any advice? Thanks, Jennifer. Fuck. I know it's a tricky one. These are big decisions. There's also a time limit on this. Oh, Jennifer's here. Oh, thank God. Okay, good. Hi. Hi. Hi, Jennifer. We have Uzo on today, too, as our guest. Hi. Nice to meet you guys. Hi, Jennifer. Hi. I'm sorry you're dealing with that. It happens. It's life. Yeah, I know. We have so much baggage from our family. It is like, oh, look at that cute little, what was that a cat? It's already gone. Yeah, it's a cat. Tell him I say meow. What, so what's this, who's, who lives with your mom in the house now?

So currently it's my two brothers who are in college and then my older sister who is disabled. Okay. And did you have a conversation with your mom about these payments not being? Yeah. I mean, I talked to her about it and she it is what it is. I mean, she's a teacher and a single mom, so she

just couldn't pay them. And is she freaking out that the house might be seized? Yeah, definitely. Definitely. Yeah. And how would you feel if you didn't step in and save the day? Yeah, it's tough because it's like part of me wants to like put on my cape, you know, and come save the day. But another part is like maybe I just kind of have big sister syndrome and I just feel like I need to swoop in and save my siblings because just kind of what big sisters do you know so it's kind of hard I'm kind of at uh my dating prime just turned 27

living it up in the city got a cute apartment and you know I don't really want to give that up but it's like I am empathizing with my brothers and I couldn't imagine if I were in college and my life got turned upside down I didn't have stability I probably wouldn't have turned out as good as I did. I wouldn't be in the position to do what I'm doing. And it's like, I want to give my brothers a chance to start up their life on the right foot. But it's like, wow, at the expense of my own life, you know, so it's kind of tough. It's kind of tough. Yeah, that's a big responsibility. Uzo, what are your thoughts? Well, that's totally a lot. And, you know, just sort of echoing what Chelsea said, I'm sorry that you're going through that. I can only imagine day to day what you're thinking about.

My question would be, you could jump in and save the day today. Yeah. And what happens after today? What happens tomorrow? Yeah. The way I kind of looked at it is like, this wouldn't be a permanent solution. I mean, I essentially am thinking like, if I do this, it's going to be a three-year plan and just kind of reevaluate how everything is going. Cause my biggest thing is just making sure my brothers are settled and they graduate college and they get settled in their careers and things like that so it's like they're still kind of kids because they're teenagers this wouldn't be a long-term thing like after three years I would kind of reassess the situation but at the same time it's like in three years I'm going to be in my 30s I'm like sacrificing the end of my 20s to do the family

thing you know which is a hundred in 20s years um by the way exactly exactly I don't know your family I understand and totally empathize and sympathize with the desire to swoop in and jump in um I wonder if there's a middle that can be found, if perhaps there's a world where you could stay in your great apartment that you have worked for and been excited about and aspiring towards over the years. And if there is a way of helping your mom and your siblings into another housing situation that maybe isn't this that's that's

sounding like it might be a little bit difficult for them to manage month to month yeah that's another thing I was thinking about so another option is we sell the house we try to find another living situation but it's like my grandparents bought this house in like the 80s. I'm not going to find anything cheaper to house my family in. So it's like moving to a different housing situation would just kind of add to the financial strain because this is essentially the cheapest option. I could help my mom. She could save some money and get on her feet. I mean, I'd also be saving money, but I mean, I'm already on my feet.

So that's not really an issue. So it's like moving. I feel like moving into a different house just kind of pushes the issue down the road a little bit. Like if we can't afford this living situation, they're not really going to be able to afford any other living situation. Honestly, I think you're just going to have to, I would go home and move in and just make sure that my brothers and sisters are looked after and until they're on their feet. You know, you have another sister, you said, you mentioned, I think it's three year. If you have it in your head, you sound like you have, you're a planner and you're looking at the long game

instead of the short game, which is a huge advantage. You know, if you can look at it like three years, it's not like you can't date while you're living at your mom's house. I mean, anyone who hears this story is going to be like, Oh my God, you're a fucking badass. You know, you went in to save the day, like, you know, Shira, princess of power going in and helping your family. Like, first of all, that's very attractive. And you know, it's a perfect example for you to go check out guys' houses so that you can go, listen, we can't go back to my fucking mother's house, so I need to go see where you live and what's going on with your situation. And I think you're going to have a lot of self-worth for doing that for your family. You're not going to let your mom get kicked out of her house, not if you can do something about it.

It's just not even probably in your DNA to do that. Yeah. At the end of the day, if it comes down to it, like them having somewhere to go and not having somewhere to go, you're going to make sure that your parents and your family's house. Exactly. I don't want to do nothing. And then I'm in my one bedroom apartment. I don't want to like tell you what to do, but at the same time, it's like, this is your family. And it's like, yes, dating is cool, but like no one can ever replace those people period point blank yeah it's gonna come and go really quickly you'll be in your 35 years yeah that's when the party really gets started anyway anyway jennifer is at 30 that's when the party officially

starts right now you're just you're just pre-gaming this is all just like tailgating question for you jennifer is your mom in financial duress like right now or strained financially because of the pandemic? I think, I mean, partially the pandemic. Yeah, partially just because she's a teacher. Well, another avenue for you to explore. I don't know if you've listened to us on this podcast when we talk about pandemic of love, but my friend Shelly Tagilsky runs Pandemic of Love, and they can figure out financial aid mutual. They do mutual financial aid for people.

So if you go DM her on Instagram, it's at Mindful Skate Girl is her handle. Mindful Skater Girl. Mindful Skater Girl. Say you're a friend of mine and just inquire about mutual aid because she runs this foundation and they've exchanged $60 million over the last couple of years with people who need help because of the pandemic. So try that too and see if anything can happen there

because a lot of our callers have used that resource and it's been really helpful for so many people. Oh, nice. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. So go DM her and keep us posted what you decide to do, please. Okay. Will do. Yeah. You're not going to go wrong sticking with your family and coming in and saving the day.

You're never going to go wrong being Florence Nightingale. That's good. As long as it's for the right people, you know, your relatives. Yeah, yeah, I agree. I've spent many hours talking to my therapist about it. So just coming down to making a decision. Good, good for you. The way you're making the decision is good. Good for you. The way you're making the decision is good.

Good for you. Strong minded. Yeah. Well, thank you so much, Jennifer. And we wish you best of luck. Thank you.

Bye. Take care. Bye. Wow. Hopefully Shelly can just help them. And then that will be the end of that conversation. That'd be amazing. My friend Shelly runs this organization,

Uzo. It's incredible. They just give money away to people. A million dollars? I think it's more than that now. It's a lot. Yeah, because it's been going on since the beginning of the pandemic. But she just finds people to match with other people.

So whoever's going through a hard time can find a donor in San Francisco or some guy who has money that he wants to help out with. And then you can kind of cultivate a relationship with these people, your donor. And then, you know, when you fall on hard times, if the donors ever fall on hard times, they go right back to the source of where they were giving money from. So it's a great, nice circular system. Yeah. I mean, for anybody who's doing something like that, I would just say if she does need to move back in with her family, like set really clear expectations, whether or not you see an attorney, like do that in writing so everybody knows like here's how much mom is going to pay in rent, even though she's taking care of the taxes. Maybe the older brothers have like a

part-time job and they can contribute, you know, a small amount, but meaningfully toward rent and toward the living situation so that she can get back to the city and do fun stuff again. It reminds me of like when I told my brothers and sisters, I was like, okay, I've had it. Like I want dad to move to my house in LA. I'm going to get 24 hour care. He's going to be at my house. He was in a wheelchair at this point.

And my brothers and sisters were like, that's a terrible idea. We're not allowing you to do that. I was like, wait, I can afford 24 hour care. I can do all this. They're like, Chelsea, you emotionally cannot handle dad in your house. It doesn't matter what part of the house you think you're in. As your brothers and sisters, we are videoing this idea. And I was like, oh, thank God I didn't go through with that.

But I'm a different personality. I don't have little brothers because if I had anyone little to look after, I would just do whatever I needed to do, obviously. She totally said it right with older sister syndrome. It's hard. I was hearing her and I was like, I totally hear you. And it's tough because you're just like wanting to set sail. And at the same time, it's your family. And I honestly like can see both sides, like whatever choice somebody like Jennifer were to make,

you still would have to like show up for your family in some capacity, you know, even if you decide to stay where you are, you're gonna have to step in at some point. Yeah. Families are hard. Very much so. I'm Jason Alexander. And I'm Peter Tilden. And together on the Really No Really podcast, our mission is to get the true answers to life's baffling questions like why they refuse to make the bathroom door go all the way to the floor. We got the answer. Will space junk block your cell signal? The astronaut who almost drowned during a spacewalk gives us the answer. We talk with the scientist

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I'm a kidney transplant recipient, so my husband and I were in a strict quarantine. While she was dying, we were able to see her, of course, using masks. My family respected and understood the precautions we were taking, but weren't taking this seriously, and no one was wearing masks. I narrowly missed her passing since we were driving to the hospital when she died, and I was devastated. We siblings all agreed that we would cremate her and then wait until the pandemic had, quote, passed, then do a memorial and spread her ashes at her mom's grave. We waited almost a year, and my siblings decided to go through with the service, spreading her ashes. I told them I couldn't go. It was during a huge spike in COVID cases. I begged them to please wait until I was vaccinated. At this time, they had just

started giving out vaccines to frontline workers, and then immunocompromised would be next. They said no. I asked them to please just save me a small amount of ashes. Again, they said no, because the Catholic Church doesn't condone splitting the ashes. Growing up, we always made decisions by majority vote. I asked for a vote and everyone voted no, even the sister I was closest with. I was so heartbroken. They laid her to rest without me. I feel like I was not allowed to have closure. I feel they cheated me out of saying goodbye, and I haven't spoken to any of them since. I'm angry, and I can't let this go.

I've visited my mom several times since. I've laid on the grass and just talked to her. I miss my family, but I can't seem to get over this. I'd appreciate any advice. Francisco. That's heartbreaking. I know. It sounds like a bunch of people that didn't take COVID seriously and then can't believe that somebody's being cautious. to get over this. I'd appreciate any advice. Francisco. That's heartbreaking. I know.

It sounds like a bunch of people that didn't take COVID seriously and then can't believe that somebody's being cautious, you know? Like, oh, come on, you're not going to get it. I hate that attitude. It's like, it's not up to you

whether someone else gets COVID. Yeah, I understand you being mad at your family. You have every right to be upset with your family. So give that as much time as you need. And I think in the meantime, a great idea for you. I'm glad you're able to visit your mom at the memoriam where the

ashes are, I guess, is where she's visiting her? At her mother's grave. So it goes to the graveside. Yeah. But there are ashes, not a grave, though, right? Correct. Okay. Correct. So you should really plan something for yourself, like for you to give your mother the goodbye that you is going to give you the closure, whether it's a small ceremony with you and your husband or you and your plan, something, make it an event for you to say goodbye to your mother, write something down that you want to read to her, you know, bring the flowers, bring your friends. If you want to do it with your, a whole group of your people, then do that. But you have every right to celebrate your mother's passing. And I say celebrate because you want to celebrate her life, right?

You want to pay respect to the fact of how long she was here and all the beautiful memories you have. And the fact that she's not ever going to leave her child's side. So she's always going to be here in some capacity. You just don't get to see her anymore. And I firmly believe in that. But you need to just have your day and have your funeral independent of your brothers and sisters. And when you are at a place that you're able to forgive them, then you can revisit that. But there's no rush to forgive them because they

robbed you of saying goodbye to your mother. And I don't want you to sit in that for too long because then they've controlled your experience. And now you need to take control back of your experience what do you think uzo that is like super heartbreaking it's sad because i feel like covet has done so much to divide so many people and that your siblings that sound like are like not believers in it is sad you know and didn't have the compassion to understand your medical state, you know, and then, you know, compromised state to wait is unfortunate. But I would say, yes, you should have maybe a celebration of life, you know, on her like one year, maybe or something like that could be really nice. I do think it's important, especially when parents go, you know, I know what that feels like. It's important for like siblings to find their way back to like whoever or whatever they were

before like their parents left, because it's really easy when parents aren't there sort of like sewing in the middle between each of you and helping to keep the peace over the like silly or big fights that you have for those things to go on for like much longer than maybe most parents would allow you give yourself the space because you are entitled to it to like feel what you're feeling but i if these are siblings who you were close to and like you had relationship with previous to your mother leaving. It may be worth finding a time when you are calm and you can say what you feel without concern of how it's responded to. Like sit your siblings down and really tell them how your feelings were hurt. Because it sounds like that is what it is at the end of the day.

Not just the robbery of not being able to participate in your mom, but like you hurt my feelings. And that's sometimes like the baseline thing. I think most people can't ignore when you say that, like my feelings were hurt, you know, forget about like how they were hurt. Like they were hurt that they hopefully will be able to share that. And like a conversation can start and how do we work to heal that wound for both of us because I imagine they maybe had hurt feelings for me what they perceive as your absence but how do we come back to you know just really sort of like opening ourselves up to a vulnerable enough place of

saying like my feelings are hurt and why and maybe that will pave some of those inroads because if you were family previous to your mom, I would imagine your mom would want you to come back to being family again. For sure. That's what it makes me think of too is like your mom would want you to at some point forgive and get to a place where you can have a relationship. Maybe it's with all your siblings. Maybe it's just with the sister that you were super close with. But yeah, I think Uza's right. Starting from a place of vulnerability when you are ready for that and just coming to them with that. Yeah. I mean, I feel that way about my mom when she died, told me like, you better keep this family together. She said that when she was dying on her deathbed, like, I'm counting on you. You need to take care of this one and you need to take care of your brother. She said that to me. And I took it

like that is everything I do is with that intention because of my you know, she never asked me for a single thing. And like, I think any mother's wish is for her family to be together once she's gone. Thousand percent. My mom, may she rest. She just left us a year and change ago before leaving was like this, you people, she always called this you people, like you people, you know, who must stay together, you know. And I remember right after her internment, my siblings and I were in a group hug in saying that, you know, and just really, the biggest way we could honor our parents would be to still love and be in each other's lives. The shame would be like, if we let that collapse,

all of that work that had been done, particularly by this one here, if that fell, if it was only she was the foundation, you know what I'm saying? There's no way, there's no way. I love so much of what I do. I love my friends. I love everything else in my life. There's nothing that matches, will ever match my family. And even though I'm building my own family now, like that core family, it's just not where I'm 10. There's nothing. Was your mom able to see you get married, Uzo? She did.

Isn't it crazy life events? We've talked about this before. Somebody leaves your life and then this, I know you've been together with your partner for a long time, but the wedding, you know, comes, the times go together, like somebody leaves and then there's a baby born or there's a wedding or there's a marriage. It's just the way things work like that. As certain people exit out of our lives, other big events enter. And I've always been fascinated by that. You know, after my mom died, so many major things happened to me. I fell in love for the first time. I was starting my TV show, one of my first TV shows. And it was just like, I was like, God, this is such an interesting dichotomy. Like I'm experiencing such loss, but I have so many distractions and so many things where my life was just beginning.

A thousand percent. Like, you know, right after my mom passed away, my sister Chi Chi, she just was pregnant. She just had her baby a couple months ago, delivered just short of a year after my mother passed away. And like, what a miracle, you know, like we say, like when she said she was pregnant, it was like, oh my gosh, after the rain always comes the sun. That's what I kept hearing, you know what I mean? And like thinking, and it's like, yes, absolutely. And look at this beautiful baby girl now in our lives, starting out in a new marriage. I'll also say this, I make this joke, like with my siblings, I don't know if like when you first get to heaven

you get like a fresh batch of miracles or what the journey you get like scooted to the front of the line from like the older angels you know what i mean like rain a lot of like stuff out there and i was like you guys better get your wishes in line and order and you know what i mean and start asking mom for what you want because she's's like up there, like, I don't know how long this lasts. So you guys. Right. I don't know how long I've got this fairy dust for. So get your shit together. Yes, totally. Like filing out miracles left and right. So that makes me feel good when I think about it. Well, our last question today comes from Cheyenne. She's also on the phone. Cheyenne says, Dear Chelsea, I'm a 25-year-old from Minnesota. When I was about

two years old, my Uncle Brian went missing. He disappeared after going on a trip to Vegas. My dad's side of the family does not talk about their feelings or any family history. I've always been fascinated and concerned by my family's lack of interest in finding out what happened to my uncle. So in college, I started digging for more information, and as I found out more details, parts of my family, mostly my grandparents, got very upset by this. My grandma even stopped talking to my dad for a while, specifically because of this. How do I balance my interest and concern for finding out more about my uncle's whereabouts without making more issues with that side of the

family? Thanks, Cheyenne. Hi, Cheyenne. Hi. Hi, this is Uzo. Hi, it's nice to meet you. Hi, Cheyenne. So you started looking into your uncle's murder or disappearance, right? You don't know that he was murdered. Yeah, I we really have no idea what happened to him. Basically, all we know is he went to Vegas and they found his car in California. And there has been nothing since then. And there hasn't been any police reports made on it. So there's been a lot of frustration with me with my family, just because I'm like, well, why aren't you doing anything? And yeah, that's kind of where I'm at. It sounds like the perfect opportunity for you to start a podcast and track your uncle

down. Yeah, that's what a lot of people have told me. I mean, you have every right to pursue this and find out all of the stuff that you want to find out. Just obviously, your family's not interested in hearing it. So it's not necessary for you to share all of your findings with them, is it? Yeah, I don't think so. For me, I'm so open to doing this and figuring out all I can figure out. Because even though I was very young when

he disappeared, I care about it a lot for whatever reason. But I just get worried about my dad and my grandma's relationship because since I started looking into it, she's gotten weird about it. And I don't know why that is. And it makes me suspicious, but I don't want to think that way. But the thing that holds me back from digging into it is ruining their relationship. I'm seeing Chelsea in the, if you are going to pursue it, you don't have to tell anybody in your family. You don't have to bring them into it. If it's your personal pursuit,

it's your personal pursuit. They have their reasons. You know, I don't know what a mother's reason would be for not wanting to know what happened to her son or a brother's reason would be for that. But they have their reasons. And I would guess that you have to respect their reasons, whatever the reason is. Is it your grandmother finding it? Like, can your dad just not talk to your grandmother about it? Or do you have to stop talking to your dad about it? No, my dad, he's pretty open to talking about it. I honestly don't really talk to my grandma much to begin with. So the last time I brought it up, I told my dad what I had found out and stuff. And it was things that he didn't know. Like what? What did you find out?

It's kind of something I probably shouldn't get into. I don't know. I don't really know, like, the details of it, so I don't want to say anything or come to any conclusions before I know the actual details of it, but I had told him that information and he confronted my grandma about that information and she got upset and stopped talking to him for a little while. And so it's like having that, he's kind of the middleman in the situation. And I'm like, oh, I don't want your relationship with her to get ruined because of me. I think when you have a notion or an instinct that's strong, a like your curiosity in this, you should just follow that. Like when you're interested in something and you have a passion for it, there's no question then who gives a fuck what your grandmother thinks. You don't even care really. So just don't loop her in and you know, you don't

even need to, you know, loop your dad. And when you find something concrete, if you find something concrete, but yeah, pursue it, you know, you it. Who knows what you're going to find out? Yeah, I'm not. Okay. Thank you. It's kind of one of those things. I know the answer to the question. I just need someone to tell me to go do it. Yeah. And Crime Junkie just did an episode about a missing person, and they were working with someone who had sort of been looking for her missing mother. And they did a whole episode on it, asked for leads from their huge number of followers. So that might be an avenue as well, like going to somebody who already has a following and saying, hey, here's the information I do have. Can you help me dig into this?

Good idea. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that is a good idea. But yeah, it's the information I do have. Can you help me dig into this? Good idea. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that is a good idea. But yeah, it's your right. He's, you know, he's related to you as well. Even if you didn't know him because you were two, you know, you're allowed to have that curiosity.

I mean, think how nice he'd feel if he knew that his little niece, who was two years old when he died, is still, you know, thinking about him all the time. Like he deserves to be found. Yeah. Yeah, no, definitely. And I'll totally look into reaching out to other resources and that kind of thing too. Yeah, absolutely. And I would also say,

potentially try doing a 23andMe. There are some resources that you can look at for submitting your DNA if you do something like that, to databases that are specifically for missing persons. And I believe it's called the DNA Doe Project. So take a look at that. You can submit your DNA there. And that way, if he is a doe somewhere and he was found, but no one knows where he came from because he was in a different state and all these different things, they can help identify him with that. Okay. Yeah, I'll definitely look into that. I feel like we're hosting a crime podcast right now.

Wow. Look at all the resources, Catherine. Always coming in hot with some good stuff. I love murder podcasts. I'm a diehard murder, you know, so. All right. Well, good luck, Cheyenne. Let us know if anything transpires, if you find anything out. Okay? Yeah. Yeah. Thank you so much. It if you find anything out. Okay? Yeah. Yeah. Thank you so much. It was great talking to you guys.

You too. Bye, Cheyenne. Bye. This was, what a panoply. A panoply. I was going to say a panoply. What a panoply of callers and questions today. Yes.

A little murder. Well, I guess I should stop saying he's murdered. They don't know that. Yes. Or locked up, I just thought. Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's a good one.

Maybe the mom knows, but the rest, you know what I mean? Uh-huh. Yeah. Exactly. Like, what mother wouldn't be interested in finding out about that, what happened to her child? So there you go. Yeah, witness protection, it could go a lot of ways. A lot of ways.

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Well, Uzo, did you have any advice that you wanted to ask for from Chelsea? Yes. Is it just one question I can ask? Whatever you want, girl. Okay, okay. Talking about marriage, right? When it comes to Spotify, we both have our individual playlists. Follow me here.

It's pressing. I know it sounds small, but you both have your individual playlists. Follow me here. It's pressing. I know it sounds small, but you both have your individual Spotify accounts. Do we cancel one and now start a whole, I don't know about you guys, about how many likes or playlists you have going? I have a lot. We have a lot. Do we cancel one account and then start all over or just keep the two accounts going? I feel like you should keep the two accounts going because that's a long history of both of you, right? And you can start one together, but don't erase the other two. Well, there's a word. Yeah. Right. This is a real question. I've been waffling with this for a while. I also like this Spotify, iTunes, all of this can all fall under the umbrella of like iTunes, like movie accounts to like, you know, all of this is, lives in the same house. Yeah. Well throw me a couple of playlists. If

you've got some extras, I could always use a new playlist on Spotify. So why don't you text me that so I can download it? Cause I am terrible at making Spotify playlists. And so anytime anybody has a good one, I'm like, please. Yeah. Upbeat, good, chill. Like I love anything. So yeah. Send them my way. I'll send you an array of music yes okay that is a real question that I've been like sort of hammering back and forth about I have to tell you Uzo I wish we got more questions like that like it's a real one though right don't you see you see what I'm saying yes we're paying for the exact same thing. But at the same time, it's like, I don't know realistically if I have the energy to like text and send myself every single playlist.

You don't, I'm going to answer for you. You don't. I don't. And I'm also not sure once I've texted and sent it to myself, once I deactivate the account, if I can retrieve it. So then what we're really talking about is screenshotting every account and then physically going back. Do you know what I mean? Cause I can retrieve it. So then what we're really talking about is screenshotting every account and then physically going back. Do you know what I mean? Cause I can send it to myself and it works. But then once I deactivated the account, does the playlist still exist? No. Yeah. I think you need to hold onto your playlist and I think so does he.

This is a real question. What else am I thinking about? Oh, okay. Do we want a second dog? Yes. I've never had, we have one. We have an Airedale Terrier, Fenway Bark is his name goes off. Do we want a second dog? And is it hard to manage two? I know you love dogs, but. Yeah. And listen, I'm not managing them. Okay. My housekeeper and my dog walker are, so I'll be honest about that. But listen, two dogs is always better than one dog. So like, as soon as you get another dog, you're going to be like, how did we not always have two dogs? Okay. It's not more, you don't think? No. It makes your family even more whole. It's just the best. Four is better than three in a

house until you have babies or whatever you're planning. Just dogs are just winners. It's always a win. I love Fenway so much already. Like, but I was, I've never, this is my first dog. I've never had a dog before. So, and I love him so much and he's such a good dog, but like, I don't know anything about dogs, you know, except for what I know Fenway. And I'm like, I don't know what this means to dogs. And I also don't know anything about dogs you know except for what I know of Fenway and I'm like I don't know what this means two dogs and I also don't know because he's five and a half does it matter if you bring you know what I mean like is he going to be dominant to you know what I'm saying they usually figure it out you know what I mean once they realize they're in the same house together they suss it out and they just kind of like operate together so it doesn't really matter matter what age the other dog is. You just kind of like throw them in together and you're

like, here's the situation, everybody level up. And then they do. Do you agree with that? I do. I think at five and a half, he's not gonna be like too old and grumpy. That'll be mean about a puppy. He'll be, he'll be okay. It's a good, it's actually a great time because it's going to re-energize the dog you have and give him an extra lease on life and an extra couple of years. Yeah. And also dogs are pack animals. So I feel like as people are going back to work more or traveling more as the pandemic is hopefully waning, they'll have each other to hang out with and have a lot less, what do they call it when like separation anxiety, like if you guys need to travel a lot or you go away for a week or whatever, they'll have each other.

They'll have each other. Good point. Okay. Thanks, y'all. Yeah. Thanks for bringing some real questions to the table, Uzo. Yeah. Love it.

Loved having you today. Thank you so much. Thank you for having me. This is great. Appreciate you both. Bye, Catherine. Bye, Chelsea. Bye. Bye, honey. Have a great day. Thank you. You too. This is great. Appreciate you both. Bye, Catherine. Bye, Chelsea. Bye.

Bye, honey. Have a great day. Thank you. You too. Bye. She's so great. Yeah, she's cool. She's got a very calming voice and way of talking.

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Yeah. Descending on our hot air balloon. That's how we like to enter cities. Oh, okay. So if you're looking to write into this podcast, I get so many DMS on Instagram, not knowing how to it's's DearChelseaProject

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