Dear Chelsea - Changing Your Frequency with Ron Funches

Episode Date: August 1, 2024

Comedian Ron Funches joins Chelsea to talk about how fatherhood changed him, overcoming negative self-talk, and how a tarot reading led him to comedy.  Then: A stay-at-home-mom struggles to put herself first.  A single mom wonders if TikTok could become an income stream. And a gamer’s nightly ritual has his girlfriend on edge. * Need some advice from Chelsea? Email us at [e-mail] * Executive Producer Catherine Law Edited & Engineered by Brad Dickert * * * * * The views and opinions expressed are solely those of the Podcast author, or individuals participating in the Podcast, and do not represent the opinions of iHeartMedia or its employees.  This Podcast should not be used as medical advice, mental health advice, mental health counseling or therapy, or as imparting any health care recommendations at all.  Individuals are advised to seek independent medical, counseling advice and/or therapy from a competent health care professional with respect to any medical condition, mental health issues, health inquiry or matter, including matters discussed on this Podcast. Guests and listeners should not rely on matters discussed in the Podcast and shall not act or shall refrain from acting based on information contained in the Podcast without first seeking independent medical advice.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We're sitting in my new house, actually. With a new setup. With a new setup. We're trying to make a new setup. Everything's a work in progress here. It's true. I'm here in town. I've been here for two days. It's crazy. The same place for two whole days. Two whole days. Tomorrow I'm going to Auburn, Washington to the Muckleshoot Casino to perform. And then Friday night I have a show in Santa Rosa at the Luther Burbank Center for the Arts. There's still tickets for that show. And then Santa Barbara Bowls,

August 17th. There are still tickets for that show. And then my Vegas residency starts on September 1st. How exciting. Oh, September 1st, November 2nd, and November 30th are my first three dates. Excellent. So yeah, we're taking, all mynd, and November 30th are my first three dates. Excellent. So yeah, all my friends are trying to turn it into a big party. All best. So that's fun. My friend Karen, who runs my life, was like, they want to know if you're bringing Doug to Vegas.

I'm like, I don't really see that happening. It might be a little hot. Why would Doug want to go to Vegas? Just to urinate inside the hotel room, maybe. But he's not interested in going to Vegas. So I mean, he's interested in me. So that's good enough. But yeah, I'm not going to put him in that heat. That would be abusive. And everyone knows how professional I am as a dog owner. They may take drugs accidentally once in a while, but I do not abuse these dogs, okay? It's not intentional.

No, nothing is intentional. Chelsea, we have a really exciting guest today. I know. He's really funny and he has a very, very funny delivery. We've been having a lot of comedians on because it's more fun, I think. Yeah. But we still keep it mixed up. We have a really cool doctor coming up that I'm excited about whose book I want to read. But today, our guest has a podcast called Getting Better.

And he is always on a constant journey to better himself. So I love when male comics are up to that. And his TV show Loot is in its second season, which now streams on Apple TV+. So please welcome actor and stand-up Ron Funches. Okay, we're here with Mr. Funches himself. Mr. Ron Funches is sitting right next to me in my studio face-to-face in Sherman Oaks. Is that where we are? Are you familiar with the area? I used to live in this area. I'm very familiar with this area. Did you help build up this community i love this community i love going to stromernoaks castle park

if you're looking for a good way to spend the day playing mini golf oh are you good at mini golf i'm getting way better way better than hey katherine i can hear those pages turning very loudly for some reason in my ear it's like emsar what'sS-A-R. What's it called? A-M-S-R? A-S-M-R? What is A-M-S-R? A-S-M-R? Automatic Psycho Sucky Sucky Sucky? Do you like that?

A-M-S-R? A-S-M-R? No, I think it's gross. I don't like it. Isn't it so weird what everyone's into these days? Like when people want to hear the sound of food being chewed and certain types of food being cooked, you're like, what? Yeah. A lot of kinks.

A lot of weird kinks. Right. Who has time to come up with kinks like that? Not me. Sitting around like, what the fuck can I think about next? And it's like, oh, I want to hear eggs hitting a frying pan. I'm just stick to butts and boobs. I'm not.

I'm gonna go with that. How are butts and boobs working out for you? You know. It depends on the day uh yeah i know what you're saying sometimes you're happy with them sometimes you're like they're going to be the death of me have you been in a long-term relationship i have i've been married twice how long was each marriage uh one marriage was seven years and the other marriage was two years okay yeah so seven. So seven years and two years. And would you get married for a third time? I don't think so.

I don't think so either, quite frankly. I think you might need to put a pin in it. Like if you can't figure it out twice, don't try the third time. No. Right? It's embarrassing when people have more than two ex-wives. I think so. I mean, two ex-wives isn't not embarrassing.

No, I don't. I'm not. If anything, it makes me feel like old school wealthy. Oh, right. Right. Yeah. I can see that. Yeah. That's exactly what I thought when you said that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like an oil bear. What a mellifluous sounding voice you have. Thank you.

Yes. Very. You should do goodnight stories like on Calm. I would like that. That meditation app. Yeah. Do you meditate? Yes. Oh, really? I can. I have a room for it.

I don't use it. You have a whole meditation room that you don't use? Yeah, I'm doing well. I have two XYs. Oh, yeah. Well, that meditation is paying off, right? They're both meditating, I bet. Yeah.

So you do meditate? Mm-hmm. Oh, okay. I thought you were against meditation for some reason. Did you see the tassels on my shirt? Oh, I know. I thought that meant you were a rabbi. If you see these tassels, I'm going to meditate.

Oh, okay. So anytime it could happen. Yeah. Now, how did you get in touch with yourself to start meditating? Okay, like my spiritual side, where did this come from? Probably living in Oregon. I moved around Oregon a bunch. And if you do that, you're going to meet a lot of hippie women, Wiccan women,

and people who do tarot and crystals. And if you want to sleep with them, you're gonna meet a lot of hippie women wiccan women and people who do tarot and crystals and if you want to sleep with them you're gonna be open and listen yeah yeah you have to be open for sure if you want to sleep with people yeah like you can't be closed off no it doesn't work oh maybe once yeah yeah but i'm not you know i'm not the like one night stand i'm a charmer i gotta get in, and then you never want to leave. It takes time, though, to get the girl to come in, right? Yeah, a little bit. How long do you think it takes you to get a woman to start to understand that it's going to be better with you?

About probably two weeks, maybe three dates, four dates. If I get you on a fourth date, yeah, you'll know. Rico Suave. I love it. Very confident in your own abilities. Well, I just know I'm a good person. And self-aware. Yeah.

You could do a lot worse than me, usually. So that's how you got in touch with your spirituality, by hanging out with those women? Yeah. That's cool. I mean, a tarot reading is why I got started in comedy. I had always wanted to do it. I did a tarot reading on a Halloween party. And the reader was just like, you want to work in entertainment, you're waiting for it to come to you, you need to put in the work. And it really, I was like, yeah, you know, some of the stuff was like, I didn't feel any sort of overwhelming feeling. Like I didn't feel like energy was being released or moving around my body. So I was disappointed on that aspect. But she had done an energy clearing in my house, my new house, and needed one. So I thought she could do an energy clearing on me too. And I was like, I think all of that matters is that you have to believe what you're doing, right? Like in order for it to have an effect on you in a positive way, you need to believe that it's true. Yeah. I'm a big believer in the power of your thoughts. And that's why I don't really subscribe

to negative self-talk. I think our minds are much more powerful than we give them credit for. And if you can create your reality with your mind. And so if you believe in certain things, I think that they are more likely to happen for you. To be true. Right. So you don't believe in negativity, right? I do believe in negativity. Yeah. Well, not in practicing it. I don't like it. You don't, yeah. But it's there. I've seen it. But you don't believe in practicing negativity. Like you're not into negative patterns of behavior. What would you say to people? Because people listen to this podcast for like kind of spiritual advice and regular life advice and like an outside perspective. But one of the most common things is like how to get that negative voice out of your own head, not about other people, about yourself.

Yeah. And what would you say to that? What has been your experience with your negative voice? Oh, you just have to be very on top of it and just immediately self-correct is what I try to do. For me, it mostly comes up with eating and overeating or doing something that I like. Oh, I shouldn't have eaten that. And I'll find myself being like, oh, you fat idiot. And then I'll stop myself and be like, that's not going to make me feel better.

You're working hard. You're tired. You're beautiful. And you're worth the effort to not have those things. And you're worth the effort to go work out. So that's why you need to do it. Not because you're a big fat dummy, because you're a beautiful chubby stallion. Yes, I love that. That's so cute. Thank you. That's great. That's great advice for everybody. Because you kind of

have to start like a love affair with yourself. Truly. You really have to fall in love with yourself and be like, oh my God, these are the best things about me. And when you feel like you're at your best and you're pumping high and like the vibes are flowing, you're like, oh, there's no better, more grounded feeling than being like at your best. Yeah. So many people, I think, especially ladies that I know, afraid to be selfish. And I think that it's always given such a negative connotation. But I think taking care of yourself, working out, putting your whatever quality things of life that you need. Like for me, I like getting my nails done, getting my feet done. And if you don't do that, you don't have those selfish things for yourself. You're not like able to do more for other people. And so I just believe you have to

be selfish in this world. And sometimes we just put a negative connotation on words that are actually good for us. Right. I agree with that. Why do you think that women are particularly have such a hard time being selfish? Because I think that's culturally just always taught to give, always taught to be a giver, always taught to be a caretaker, look out for others before yourself. Yeah. You get confused. You're like, is that a maternal instinct or is that just societal standards that have been established over millennia? Because there is a maternal instinct, but there has got to be a paternal instinct as well, which some men seem to have and some men don't seem to have. Oh, for sure. Do you have a paternal instinct? Oh, yeah. I mean, I've spent

most of my life being a dad. I've been a dad for 20 years. So I have a 21 a 21 year old and a two year old now. And my best part of my life is being a dad because it's nice to have someone who cares about the base level of what I do. They care more about making sure I take care of him, that I spend time with him, that I push him on the swing. He doesn't care about like specials or shows that I'm on or things like that. I think that having that base level of love and also responsibility has been a big balance for me. And I appreciate that. And did it come naturally to you being paternal? Was that a natural instinct of yours when you had both of your children?

I don't know if I would call it natural. I just think it was out of necessity, especially with my older son. I had him so young and it just kind of shifted. Before I met him, I was just kind of taking gravity bong hits and laying on floors and not having any type of focus and just cruising him through life. And he gave me focus. And then eventually I had to get sole custody of him when he was an early teenager. And that I don't think, was as natural.

I had to kind of freak out and figure out how I was going to balance both trying to— I mean, at that time, I just started getting in acting roles and stuff and figuring out how I was going to do that and have him full-time and enroll him in school out here in L.A. and stuff was very difficult. But I got a lot of help from my mom and people. Wow. Yeah, that's tough stuff because lot of help from my mom and people. Wow. Yeah, that's tough stuff because you're doing like you're parenting for two people. Yeah, yeah, it is.

And it's always fun because I think it's one of the most unassumed things when it comes to male parenting. Whenever people know I have kids, they're always like, well, where is your older son? I'm like, he's at home with me because he lives with me. And I get it's not the normal but it's always seemed so dismissive when they're like just when you are like oh no I'm gonna love being a dad and they just assume that means that I see my son every two weeks or something uh-huh interesting yeah and so what was your first big like what do you remember your first big break

in comedy being uh Conan O'Brien showrien show just being on conan grew up watching conan and loving his show and just did my first set on that and hearing him laugh hearing andy laugh it was the first time i was like oh i can this is like my career i could do this for a career it's a pretty awesome career yeah i love it well stand up alone like if you can make a living doing stand up it's amazing yeah i like it i don't like the club stuff so far are currently just because of the getting my two sons but so i'm trying to hopefully get into doing less work for more money oh yeah who the fuck is it i want to do less work for more money i feel like i'm doing more work for less money that's how it seems to be going on i don't know i don't like it i'm hustling yeah me

too a lot of hustle yeah it doesn't really seem there's no end in sight no you would you feel like you're headed towards something i thought i'd be retired when I turned 40. I'm 49 and I'm now hustling as much as I ever was. Wow. Yeah. You just made me sad. Cause I was like, you're not retired. So there's no hope for me.

Apparently if you had a big old show, iconic and now you're still working. I guess I'll just, I gotta just give up that. Yeah. I know. I want to just sit on a boat and let my skin fry. Yes.

That's what I'm interested in doing. With just a bunch of, with my dog and some, maybe a couple other people. Okay. No, we're going to take a break and we'll be right back with Ron Funches. I'm Jason Alexander. And I'm Peter Tilden. And together on the Really No Really podcast, our mission is to get the true answers to life's baffling questions like why they refuse

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or get started with a new routine, or questions you have on a deeper level about your physical health and fitness. Write in to DearChelseaPodcast at gmail.com. And we're back with Ron Funches. Oh, quick break. Yeah, that was a real quick break. Ready to take some questions? We are ready to take some questions. Ron, when was, do you remember meeting me? I mean, I felt like it was just on your show was the first time I met you. Oh, on Chelsea Lately. Yeah. Oh, okay. Because I don't remember us meeting, so I was going to ask you. I just know you and I don't know how we met. No, I don't. I mean, I could, I know that because I see you sometimes around

and you look at me like you've never seen me in your life. Yeah, yeah. I saw you at the Netflix brunch and you came out of the car with Sarah Silverman and then I hugged Sarah and then you turned

and you looked at me and then you just turned and walked away. That sounds about right. It was right. It was highly accurate. That's how I say hello and goodbye. Speaking of making more money while doing less. That should be the name of this episode. Our first question comes from Sarah

looking for a swift kick in the ass. And I figured you were just the bitch to do it. After 20 years together, I recently discovered my husband has had a Snapchat girlfriend for 20 months. 20 months? 20 months, like a toddler. I love affairs. I just love to hear about them. Come on in. Get in the frame. I'm listening. I'm on board. He communicated with her daily via text or snap. And although I asked him about it often, many red flags were present. I just found out. Emotionally, it's nice to finally get the truth and we are moving toward a divorce. Financially, though, I'm freaking out. I'm not afraid to sacrifice or work hard. I just need some decent financial advice.

I'm so annoyed with getting myself into this situation in the first place. I have a great lawyer and I know I'll get child support and a portion of his retirement. I just want to get my power back by earning more money. I'll be a third grade teacher next year and will be increasing my salary, but I want to be more financially independent. Do any of those TikTok trends work? I'm looking to make good money as I don't get paid in the summer. Oh my God. I have three daughters that are watching. It's important I get this right. Sarah. Oh, wow.

It sounds like she wants to go on OnlyFans and is looking for someone to give her the permission. Yeah, which I don't recommend. I feel like the bottom has fallen out on the OnlyFans economy. If anything, I think she wants to be just a true independent high-end escort that you can make good money away from your home while having fun. Fun is for funches. It's the root word of funches is fun.

Okay. Also, just invest some of her money. You know, I'm going through the same thing, going through my divorce. And I've tried to just hustle and work hard and make as much money as possible. And then also, since I work in our business, I'm investing in AI and things that are trying to kill our business to hedge my bets. Oh, that's smart. I think so. I know I should be better about investing. I'm just going to bite me in the ass. I'm going to get some somebody to help me. Yeah. You, you're going through a very difficult divorce. You talk about it a lot on your podcast, right? Yeah. So are you allowed to talk

about a divorce while it's happening? I thought that yeah until they tell me otherwise and as long as i say things that i have text that i can back up what what is the problem just just acrimonious divorce it just you sometimes you know you were like okay i love this person jumping in at the end then you were like oh wait a minute not what i thought this was and we gotta just fully um men in black neuralyzer this whole thing and act like i never met you in my life oh that's rough yeah yeah that sounds like it will be a long legal issue especially if you continue talking about it probably there's got to be some rule about not talking about current legal cases or no maybe not until they tell you to stop right they have to give you a gag order i guess trust me it's gonna go along no matter what i say it's yeah yeah right so i'm sorry to hear that you seem to be in good spirits though you don't let

those things really get you down on occasion i do yeah if i had a depression off of it from it for sure it feels weird to I was talking about this recently with Andy Richter I think for everyone you have this thing you build up like okay I know what my next day is going to be like I know what my next month is going to be like and for me I was like oh hopefully I know what my next 15 to 15 years is going to look like and I'm going to come home and see my son and my wife and I'm going to go out and do shows and be a fun dad. And then you come and you realize like, oh, this is not sustainable or possible to maintain. And it's, you know, it's like a death.

So it's been very difficult. And then you throw in being like, oh, did I even maybe I was an idiot and I didn't do enough research on this person and just believe the words that they said instead of like, I guess. But it feels weird to be like, maybe I need to Google everybody before you talk to them. I don't know. Does Google tell you that these people are like their personalities aren't going to mesh with yours? Not really. That's actually what AI is going to hopefully be good for. It could be a bigger, a better predictor of the future, you know, based on past events, because that's what we're really missing. We need to know, be able to tell the future. That's what we're missing in society. And that would calm a lot of people down or rile a lot of people up.

Yeah. An even split, I would say. Would you want to know what's about to happen? Would you want to know that? I mean, I guess that's why I do tarot readings, so sure. Yeah, but you want a hint, you know what I mean? That's more of like, not foreboding, but that's like a carrot, know what I mean? That's more of like not foreboding, but that's like a carrot, you know, like a little carrot stick saying like, oh, good things could be coming down the pike. It's not definite, but it's a possibility. Yeah, but it also tells you bad things are coming.

Does it? I never get anything bad. They never tell me anything bad. Well, I don't know if you're using a good person. Maybe I just don't have any bad vibes. I know the person that you used gave very bad news to one of my friends. Okay. He told her she's going to break both of her ankles during her lifetime. That's a really nice. Oh, during her lifetime?

I know. At the same time. That's too long to know. It's too long. It's too long. Yeah. So she feels like she can't do anything fun or risky. I'm like, I would do everything fun and risky.

I would do it and go get it over with. Go break those fun or risky. I'm like, I would do everything fun and risky. I would do it. Go get it over with. Go break those ankles right away. And then like, yeah. So get it. Yeah. Then she breaks her wrist and she's like, oh, shit. I'm still got these.

But so for Sarah, I feel like, you know, she said she doesn't work during the summers because she's a teacher. I feel like the obvious answer is go get a summer job. But Ron, I wonder if you have some wisdom around like balancing spending some of that time with her kids versus making a little extra cash during the summer if she like goes and gets a job. What should she prioritize? Well, I think you got to, first of all, slow down and then realize what you're going to get accurately from your lawyers, you know, so you can plan a little bit financially knowing what you're going to get. And then I think, especially, I don't know how old those kids are, but they sound at least that they would be able to know what's going on. So I think they certainly will need some time together and maybe a little bit more of a focus on them as opposed to, there's more ways to take care of your kids besides just making sure that they have

everything that they need financially. You also need to be there for them mentally and make sure that they know through this transition excited about making more money, like just hold on a second, slow down, like Ron said, you know, and make sure your kids are okay. And then once you know that they are and that they feel safe and secure, then you can go off and get another job. But how, I think she was asking what that job is going to be. Yeah. I feel like waiting tables is a good way to like, she can work a couple waiting tables is a good way to, like, she can work a couple days a week and, like, make some bank. Just go wait tables at, like, the most expensive restaurant you can find in your town.

Also, I feel like we got, we nobody even taking any time for actual grief here. And that's one thing that I know I fell into that trap because I was the same thing. I'm like, oh, I'm not going to get my standard of living lowered. I'm going to work and work and fill these things up. And then that grief hits you like a ton of bricks and you're in a hotel eating two foot long subway sandwiches crying. And you don't want to be there.

I mean, it's not it's fun. Now that I said it, it kind of sounds delicious. Yeah, it doesn't sound too bad. But, you know, you're not a robot so you gotta have some time for yourself as well and be okay with the grief process yeah so okay good luck well tell her to fill us in with whatever happened whatever does happen i want to know we'd like an update i love updates because know, when people it's nice when people write back in and say they did whatever we told them to do or they do whatever. It's so nice when people

change their lives. I love, yeah, I love that. People get stuck, don't you think? Yeah. My podcast, we do that a lot. People are like, oh, I started therapy or got out of a toxic relationship or a guy told me he didn't kill himself. And I'm like, that's nice. Yeah.

Changing lives. We had one of those where, you know, Chelsea recommends gratitude journaling a lot. And this person was like, I was at my lowest. Things were really terrible. And I like started gratitude journaling that weekend. And it basically saved me. Oh, I've been doing it. Yeah.

Before bed and in the morning when i stress out wondering about my own stuff i just like wait what am i thankful for what am i grateful for didn't do these five things and then it calms me down it worked do you write the full sentence i am grateful for a grapefruit or do you write like make a list i am grateful i'm a list guy okay i'm gonna start doing the list because i am grateful writing it 50 times in the morning is fucking annoying yeah I want to write it once and then write everything, get excited about what I'm grateful for. But it does

change your frequency for sure. Gratitude journaling, which is a sentence I never thought would come out of my mouth. What's next, Catherine? Our next question comes from Sam. Sam J? Not Sam J, although we're going to be seeing Sam J soon. Oh, good.

Sam says, Dear Chelsea, I'm a 26-year-old man, gay, but I realize that's a given since I'm writing into the fucking Chelsea Handler podcast. My boyfriend, 32, and I have been together over a year now, and for about the first seven months, our sex life was everything. We had great physical chemistry, had similar sex drives, mine was probably more, and we couldn't get enough of each other. I understand that sex lives can fade over time naturally, but I don't think that's the case here. I recently started a new anxiety medication that has been a total life changer, except for the fact that I have no sex drive. Sex feels like a burden recently. I barely want to engage at all. Obviously, this is impacting my boyfriend. His sex drive has remained the same, and now I'm leaving him completely unsatisfied. Is my sex life doomed simply because I needed to get my

anxiety under control? Is my boyfriend going to end up resenting me? Should I just suck it up and have sex more often? My doctor thinks I should stay on the medication for now, so I'm just unsure how to save this relationship. Thanks, Sam. Ooh, Sam's got a cocktail. Just a margarita during the day. I was like, is that a margarita? It fucking sure looks like one.

Yeah, yeah. It's during the work day too for me. Hi, Sam. This is our special guest, Ron Funches, today. So say hello to Ron. Hi, it's so nice to meet you guys. Sorry to hear about your most recent sex drive diminishment. Yeah, yep. Isn't there anything you can take to offset the medication that you're taking for your sex drive?

Like a testosterone type of something or other? Yeah, I haven't looked into testosterone. I guess the other thing is like I also have ADHD, so I feel like I'm like popping pills every day, like so many pills a day that it's kind of like at what point do I, you know, how many is too much? That's kind of the dilemma I have. But I guess testosterone would be fine and something that I could look into. Yeah, I would say so. What's the deal with your boyfriend and you? Are you able to like, you're not having as much sex? Yeah, it was dwindling already because just like long-term relationships to like three times a week, but now it's like once a month and it's because of me. I just am always kind of pushing him off. It's gets, like, it's not like I haven't told him why.

And I'm very transparent. He's been great. But it's just kind of like, I know that this is an important part of relationships. So I've been eager to fix it. But also, I just got some bad anxiety under control. So it's not really like I want to switch the medication. I see. Okay.

So are you in love with your boyfriend? Yeah. Yep. For sure. Yeah. I would ask about then some testosterone because it's totally cool for somebody to have to like acclimate and go into a new medication and the partner to have to be compassionate and understanding about that.

But I would be working towards a goal where you're going to be having sex more than once a month because you're talking about two gay men and that's not sustainable right so somebody's gonna have to get fucked sooner than later yeah yeah agreed don't you think right yeah somebody gotta get fucked for sure but also um how what is your partner's actual thoughts about this Ben have you guys communicated about this a lot yeah we've communicated about this a lot? Yeah, we've communicated about it a ton. I mean, he's been really patient. It's frustrating. I think it's frustrating for both of us. It's frustrating for him because he is not on medication, so he's extremely horny. And I am previously horny, so I get it. But I'm also just not in the mood. And it's been frustrating because I feel bad. I feel like

I'm just constantly pushing him off, and I don't want him to like gain resentment from that. Well, yeah, exactly. I think anyone would gain resentment from constant rejection from your partner because that's how it comes across at some point, whether he can get, you know, it'll come through as that. So yeah, find out about the testosterone. I'm sure you're not the only person, you know, there's not enough gay men are not going to settle with not being able to have sex. Like that's not going to stand. There's got to be a medicine out there that will help you, you know, that will cooperate with whatever antidepressants you're on or anti-anxiety meds and your ADHD meds. And, and you'll figure out a way, but definitely work towards that goal so that you can, you know through other love languages

so that they're just still this while you're working through it that that love is still being shown oh yeah yeah for sure i i have been i mean we're super cuddly we've been doing all the the romantic things i'm trying to pick up more around the apartment so just little things like that and um is that romantic uh to him i learned that the hard way he was getting resentful for that ass talking i was like what's going on here he's like you don't do the dishes i'm like okay let me pick up well you could tell that the love is there for sure so i and i know that the anxiety is the the big reason for all of this so i think most most of all, don't stress yourself out about this. This is a temporary problem.

And that can be a big part of your love story if you guys working through this. Yeah, no, that's a good point. And testosterone, that's also another good point. I don't really know if that's just like health at bay. That's what they gave you to make you hornier, testosterone. I've been prescribed that before it's basically for muscle mass and sex drive testosterone well that'll be great for my muscle mass and hopefully some extra chest hair so exactly all right well you can get a prescription

for that okay thank you i'm not a real doctor even though i want to be yeah i'll tell my doctor you said that yeah tell my doctor Tell your doctor I say hello. Okay. I will. That sounds great. Thank you guys so much. Take care. Thanks, Sam. Bye. Thank you. I love how sensitive you are. Thank you. You have a nice sensibility about you. You know, you have a lot of qualities and characteristics that I find so attractive in gay men. Oh, thank you. You know, like you like to listen. I find gay men to be very good listeners. Yeah, I can see that. Sometimes very mean.

They can be catty, very bitchy, bitchy, bitchy, bitchy. You're not bitchy though. You don't have that. No. Or do you? Are you a bitch on the side? No, I don't think so. I don't think so.

Yeah. No, I don't think so. Very chill. Yeah, it wouldn't go well with that voice. Yeah. Bitchiness. What's next, Catherine? Well, next we have an email.

This email comes from Ashley, and this is kind of about gaming. Gaming? Who the fuck knows about gaming? Do you game? I game every day. Oh, okay. Great. Perfect.

I'm like, great. You can feel this. Happy to. So Ashley is 31 Great. Perfect. I'm like, great. You can feel this. Happy to. So Ashley is 31, and she says, Dear Chelsea, my boyfriend is in his early 40s. He loves Japanese culture and is devoted to a video game where you play as Japanese high school girls who fight. I'm kind of creeped out by the fact that they're high schoolers dressed in a sexy schoolgirl uniform, even if they're just cartoons. He says it's just a game, but I feel like there's a provocative nature to the design of the characters. He spends money on the game, too.

Not a ton, but it's a good chunk of change for us. It just feels childish to be playing video games at all at his age, but I can get over it because it's his hobby. Am I overreacting about this teenage fantasy or is a game just a game? Ashley. Oh, it's right in the middle for this one for sure. There's a lot to unpack. There's a fair amount to unpack. I'll start globally. If he's 41 playing games, that's a-okay. That means he's grew up in the 80s during the gaming time. People who are always

like, oh, real men don't play games it's like yeah because you're 50 and 60 they didn't have games so you would not have been able to play but now we're the people who grew up with those games and it's not a thing that you just like put away do i feel like perhaps his taste in games should be a little different probably probably a little bit bold to feel that you could play that game in front of your wife and not have any issues so i would just be like maybe he needs to play that game while she's in bed or asleep or play a different game that doesn't have uh japanese school. There's plenty of great fighting games that do. I can't actually think of the one that does.

So to me, it is very sexual. Yeah. I mean, on the one hand, it's sort of like they're cartoon characters. I don't know. But at the same time, it's a little on the creepy edge. As soon as I hear about gaming, my mind shuts off. I just can't even hear anything about it i don't care i can't answer the question obviously that was for ron i'm happy to

help i'm glad that you're here for this because i don't fucking know what to do about that i don't care i don't think i could date a man that played video games. Wow. Weren't you just talking to me about being open? I don't think I could. I really don't. Because when are they playing them? Like every night? Yeah. Nighttime.

Sarah plays a lot of video games. Yeah. You play with her? Call of Duty? Yeah, I play. Yes. I play games all the time. And still, we'll fucking make you come so hard.

Should we move on to our next color? Yes. I just climaxed. Mallory says, dear Chelsea. Hi, I'm writing to you on how to get my shit together. I'm currently a married 39-year-old mom of three, so naturally I'm coming to you for advice. I have two biological children that are seven and five, and my husband and I just finished the adoption process for our first foster child, a two-year-old. That process alone took a lot out of us. I love being a mom, and although it has never come naturally to me, I truly feel proud of myself so far for doing a decent job raising them. In the process,

however, I feel like I've lost myself a little bit. I suffer from anxiety and finally took care of it a year and a half ago by starting therapy, followed by an anti-anxiety medicine that truly changed my life in such a positive way. A lot of medicine on the show today. A lot of medicine. Yeah, yeah. But one thing I have completely lost motivation for is to exercise, take care of myself, eat well, and just fucking relax. Chelsea, I know you work out religiously, have a bang and bod because of it, and I figure you have got your life routines and rituals totally together. I plan to work out, I mean well, then when that blissful two-hour nap time comes around, I find myself bone-ass tired and end up scrolling on the couch or doing household chores I've put off instead. I'm a procrastinator to the extreme. I want to end my 30s in the best shape of my life,

but how do I get started? How do I put my mental exhaustion aside and focus on me when I want to take a big ol' nap instead? How can I change my mentality? And FYI, the one ritual I do every evening when my husband gets home is taking a long hot shower, smoking a joint, and listening to the Dear Chelsea podcast before bedtime. Heaven. Mallory, and she's joining us here.

Hi, Mallory. Hi, I'm so happy to be here. This is so exciting. I love you guys. This is our special guest who's gonna make you come, Ron Funches. Great, that sounds guest. Who's going to make you come? Ron Funches. Great. That sounds wonderful. Just made both of us come. So actually I can't speak for Catherine.

That's not professional. What a nice morning. I'm so sorry. Workplace Chelsea. Okay. So you want to get in shape. That's basically what you're saying. You want to just get your shit together. We'll get your fucking shit together then. I don't know what my problem is. I have no motivation.

And then when I have time, I just want to take a nap. I'm tired. Welcome to the rest of the fucking... This guy's playing video games every time he wants to take a nap. Or do you take a nap? I nap all the time. Yeah, it sounds like it. It sounds like it with your video game schedule.

You have 20 minutes to set aside. Start with 20 minutes a day and fucking do some stupid Peloton class or some aerobics class. What are you into? Like Pilates, yoga, yoga. And I really would like to get stronger. So I wanted to die. I have I have everything I need. I do have time. Like there's times when my kids are napping. I have a lot of kids, but we'll stop having kids also. And I just don't know what my problem is. And even my husband is so sweet and he's always like, I'll watch the kids. I'll be like, well, I'm not feeling that good. Or like, I need to eat or like, I need to sleep. I don't

know what my problem is. Is there a secret? No, there isn't a secret. You just have to fucking get over yourself and do it. There's no secret. You have to say to yourself, I'm stronger than my emotions and I'm going to work out for 20 minutes today. And the more you work out after you do it for three days, you're going to want to do it on day number four and day number five. You're going to want to start getting stronger and feeling better about yourself because it's going to give you energy. You're not going to be as tired during the day as long as you exercise for 20 minutes and don't take it out of your nap time.

Get up 20 minutes earlier or you can take a nap after you work out for 20 minutes. You're not going to want to take a nap after you work out for 20 minutes. You're not going to want to take a nap after you work out for 20 minutes. You're right. That's so true. I just need someone to kick my butt into doing it. And that's you. Yeah. Okay. That's okay. Obviously now we're done already. This is already problem solved. This is amazing. Wow. This is the quickest remedy ever. Thank you for this opportunity. I feel like I was very in this position and for me it just took like if you can afford it like getting a trainer I go early in the morning which I never thought I was going to be a morning person working out but like we only do strength I do my cardio elsewhere but

it's like 30 minutes it's like the laziest possible thing 30 minutes I started with twice a week I do three times a week now and it's like if I didn't have that other person waiting for me and knowing I was going to like burn, you know, however much money on that trainer, that session, I would never go. I just will never go. That's a really good idea. That's a really good point. I don't like disappointing people.

So that's a good. That's what I would recommend. A hundred percent. Especially if you got the husband who wants to watch the kids while you go out take advantage and go do a class you're right that's gonna be good for the whole family you're gonna be in a much better yeah such a nicer person when i get exercise so you're right it will be good for everybody okay goodbye bye thank you i love you guys okay bye that sounded like she really wanted to talk to me yeah you i like how you got annoyed by it

i was like excuse me this isn't a problem yeah and you're also like you're you seem pretty fit i was gonna say i was gonna say get up and show us your body but then i was like i can't i don't think i could say that because she looked great yeah i'm like let's see what condition your body's in yeah she looked fine she's gonna tone up good up good. Husband's going to be happy. It's going to be a good time. Exactly. And I think she won't get as tired as well, like in the late afternoon, if she does that in the morning.

But let's take a quick break and we'll come back to wrap up. But I would love for Ron, for you to tell us a little bit about your like jujitsu journey that you have been on and how that's helped your mental health and physical health and all that good stuff. Oh, nice. Absolutely. Okay, we'll take a break and we'll be right back. I'm Jason Alexander.

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And register to win $500, a guest spot on our podcast, or a limited edition signed Jason bobblehead. It's called Really No Really, and you can find it on the iHeartRadio app, on Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And we're back with Ron Funches. Hi. Hi. I read that. You speak jujitsu? You landed that plane very well. Thank you. I do speak jujitsu. Yes, I've been taking jujitsu for about 16 months or so.

Once I, another separation, divorce, a spurred thing where I wanted to take control of my health and also had some anger issues and was like i should be i need to be able to choke someone in a positive area and so then i started it and felt very scared and just drug myself every day and just sweated a bunch and did not know what i was doing at all but now i love it it's so spiritual it's so fun i added pilates this year i just try to add a new thing every year to my health goals. And that's, and so who got you into jujitsu? Freddie Prinze Jr. got me into jujitsu. Oh, I think he lives behind me. Freddie Prinze and Sarah Michelle Gellar. I keep hearing about them

in my neighborhood, but I don't see them. So he got you into jujitsu? Yeah, because everybody else I knew did jujitsu were like super like type of dudes and comedians that i was like all right whatever i don't want to like get into us yeah yeah although joe's actually he was a big part of the school that i go to they love him there so uh he'd done a lot for for that school but i never had heard the spiritual aspects of it or the parts about just building confidence. And now I love that. I don't ever plan to compete or get into a cage, but I like going two, three times a week. Yeah, well, I'm glad that doesn't conflict with your gaming schedule.

No, it makes me a full rounded person. I can beat you in Mortal Kombat. And if you get mad at me, I'll put you in an arm bar or choke the shit out of you what other spiritual components of jujitsu are there oh so many i mean one just lessons that i learned from talking to my professor like one time he had me in this hole and he's like there's two ways you can get out of this he's like you can disengage or you have to go through me and you're gonna get probably some rug burn you're gonna get your ear scuffed up, but you're going to make it through. And again, while I'm going through all this stuff, it's just nice to have someone be like, well, the only way you lose is if you stop moving.

And like, as long as you keep moving, as long as you, you might get a little rug burn, you might get your cheek scraped up, but you're going to get out of this. And those are the type of things that I need to hear and make me feel good. And so it's just a lot of stuff just about balance, about movement, about not, about some of our human, natural human reactions to stress or to fear only cause us more harm. And to be able to like, stay calm, lean into things, just go through things. And, you know, again, I need that. It must be easy to do as or when, especially when you have children, it must be you have more motivation to really have your act together in terms of reactive behavior and reacting to different situations. Right. Because there's such a sense of responsibility to demonstrate how to handle those kinds of situations. Yeah. And just my overall health is with having sons 20 years apart.

I'm like, I want to be an active dad for both my kids. And so I have to be, you know, I'm going to need to be in shape when I'm 50. I'm going to need to be in shape when I'm 60. So I have to start now. Can't, you know, just turn it on. Well, plus it's hard because you're busy making so many women come all the time. So it's like one right now. Just me.

Just me. Yeah. Just dear Chelsea. Power couple. many women come all the time so it's like one right now just just me yeah just dear chelsea power couple thank you ron funches what a delightful um early afternoon soiree i enjoyed it yeah yes thank you for being here I have to change my underwear now. All the gaming talk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like soaker. Okay, so upcoming shows that I have, you guys.

I'll be in Auburn, Washington on August 1st. And then Santa Rosa, California for my second show, August 2nd. August 17th is the Santa Barbara Bowl. You do not want to miss that. And then I will be all over Maine, Charlotte, North Carolina, Charleston, South Carolina. I'm coming to Texas. I'm coming to St. Louis and Kansas City. And then I will be in Las Vegas performing at the Chelsea Theater inside the Cosmopolitan Hotel. My first three dates in Vegas are September 1st, Labor Day weekend, and then November 2nd and November 30th. I'm coming to Brooklyn, New York at the King's Theater

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