Dear Chelsea - Matchmaker Matchmaker with Chelsea + Catherine

Episode Date: September 21, 2023

Chelsea and Catherine get a followup from a world-traveler, discuss the delights of a fat baby, and help a First Nation artist find the love of his life (hopefully).   Then:  A new diet comes between two besties and their indulgent dinners out. A 30-something’s boyfriend can’t commit. And a lovebird isn’t concerned about her boyfriend’s alternative look… but her mom has other ideas.  * Slide into Patrick’s DMs at @patrickhunter_art! * Need some advice from Chelsea? Email us at [e-mail] * Trigger warning: This episode contains discussions of disordered eating.  Thanks to Betterhelp for sponsoring our new segment, Calling In Backup, and to Courtney Cope, Licensed Marriage Family Therapist and Principal Clinical Operations Manager at BetterHelp. * Executive Producer Catherine Law Edited & Engineered by Brad Dickert * * * * * The views and opinions expressed are solely those of the Podcast author, or individuals participating in the Podcast, and do not represent the opinions of iHeartMedia or its employees.  This Podcast should not be used as medical advice, mental health advice, mental health counseling or therapy, or as imparting any health care recommendations at all.  Individuals are advised to seek independent medical, counseling advice and/or therapy from a competent health care professional with respect to any medical condition, mental health issues, health inquiry or matter, including matters discussed on this Podcast. Guests and listeners should not rely on matters discussed in the Podcast and shall not act or shall refrain from acting based on information contained in the Podcast without first seeking independent medical advice.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'm Jason Alexander. And I'm Peter Tilden. And together, our mission on the Really Know Really podcast is to get the true answers to life's baffling questions like why the bathroom door doesn't go all the way to the floor, what's in the museum of failure, and does your dog truly love you? We have the answer. Go to reallyknowreally.com

and register to win $500, a guest spot on our podcast, or a limited edition signed Jason bobblehead. The Really Know Really podcast. Follow us on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, Katherine. I'm really excited about today, Chelsea. Oh, wow. You have a little party boner. I actually do.

A little podcast party boner. Can I tell you why, Chelsea? We are finally going to do some matchmaking. Oh, that's nice. Callers, pay attention. Are these just for gay people or is this for heterogeneous couples? You know, here is the thing. When I finally dug into the emails, I thought to myself, like, how am I going to hook these people up? Right. Because people are all over the country, all over the world emailing in. Some people are gay. Some people are straight, et cetera. There are a lot of straight women that wrote in. And I, you know, we will do our best for you ladies. But yes, it's going to be more successful for gay guys. OK, well, take whatever

we can tell you. You know what I mean? We have to help who we can help. Yes. But I thought what we'd do, I thought we can do sort of a crowdsourcing thing. And then we'll let people slide into their DMs or into an email that we create for them. Cute. Chelsea, I have some updates from some previous callers. Are you ready for this? Yes. Okay. Well, this first one is from a recent piece of advice that we gave, Melanie.

She was from an episode that you and I had done together. Her Airbnb host was a little older, a little sexy older man situation. She was worried about putting the moves. She says, I have a very happy update for you. After another month of growing closer and getting flirty, my host finally bit the bullet while we were on a hike together.

Right on, sister. I love it. And told me he'd like to be more than friends. Needless to say, I was so relieved since I've clearly been such a chicken about making a move. Since then, we went on a first official date where he took me to the movies and surprised me with roses. We finally said everything we've been holding in and things moved quickly ever since. I love that part where you tell each other all the times you were about to say something and you didn't and then they tell you what they were thinking. That's the most exciting time of a relationship. It's the best. It's the very, very beginning where you're just flirting and like trying to like be on your best

behavior. And like filling in the gaps from things that have already happened. Like here's where my head was at with that. He treats me like absolute gold and I'm stunned that it's even possible to feel so adored by an emotionally available man. I'm being showered with words of adoration, and we're already talking about finding ways for me to stay here in New Zealand long term. It's a big adjustment. Living in the same house and dating a much older man is all new territory for me, but I'm more than ready to heal all the dating app trauma I endured in my 20s. Thanks again for your encouragement and all you do on this podcast. Hopefully I can provide more happy updates soon.

Ingratitude, Melanie. And stay in New Zealand. That's a safe place for global warming too, they're saying, New Zealand. Plus all the bunkers are over there. Are there? Yeah, a lot of millionaires and billionaires have built bunkers into the side of the mountains in New Zealand, even though it's pretty much an island. Yeah. It doesn't have huge elevation, but it has protective rock layering and there are hills and stuff.

Yeah. We have a friend who is a Kiwi and he did COVID right. He decided to like leave his terrible wife and go back to New Zealand at the beginning of COVID. And he was like, I got there. You have to quarantine for two weeks, right? So they put you up, the government put you up in a nice hotel on the beach and one hour a day. They would like have someone follow you for your like romantic walk on the beach so you could have some outdoors time. And then they give you like steak dinners every night for two weeks, all on the government. I was like, good job, New Zealand.

For when you were stressed out? No, just like during the beginning of COVID when he had to quarantine because they only let in Kiwis. Yeah, that is nice. Yes. I'm having dinner with my friend tonight and he just texted me, do you want sushi or steak? I'm like, sushi. I don't want steak anymore. You're not a steak girlie? I don't know. Even when my mom gets steak for the house, I look at it now and I'm just so disgusted. I can't even eat it. You're not a steak girlie? I don't know. Even when my mom gets steak for the house, I look at it now and I'm just so disgusted. I can't even eat it. I can eat a burger, but steak itself I'm starting to get really grossed out by.

Oh, no. Sometimes you do just get the ick. Like, I sometimes will get the ick for chicken for, like, two years in a row. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had that about salmon, and now I'm down, deep down. I'm upriver with salmon. I love salmon. You know why I also like salmon?

Because bears love salmon. And I love fucking watching bears try and catch salmon. I love salmon. You know why I also like salmon? Because bears love salmon. And I love fucking watching bears try and catch salmon. Do you watch YouTube videos or is this just like your Canadian pastime? Oh yeah. All I watch are bears and fat, fat babies. Oh yes. I love both of those things. It's amazing how a lot of people do not like fat babies. Because I forward that stuff to my girlfriends and a lot of them are like, stop sending us this. They're like, this is gross. I'm like, what? I think it's beautiful.

I mean, when is the time to be a fatty unless it's when you're a baby? Absolutely. That's the easiest time to do it. See, my thing right now is just like dogs that are howling or like singing, quote unquote, and people will write these like jazz tunes underneath them and it cracks me up every single time.

I just absolutely love it. Dog humor is pretty solid. It's solid. It's solid. Okay, on that note, we're going to take a quick break and we'll be right back. I'm Jason Alexander. And I'm Peter Tilden.

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Bless you all. Hello, Newman. And you never know when Howie Mandel might just stop by to talk about judging. Really? That's the opening? Really No Really. Oh, yeah, really. We are. And we're back! We are! Well, H says, Dear Chelsea,

I'm an almost 33-year-old woman living alone in a major city in Washington state, which I recently relocated to to be closer to certain members of my family. My relationship with my mother has gotten a little bit better in recent years as both of us have been going to therapy, but still honestly has quite a ways to go. I love her very much and do believe she's a

wonderful person underneath it all. My mom has never liked any person I've ever introduced her to, whether they were romantic or a friend. She always seems to see the worst in people, even when they've never given her any reason to be suspicious or wary. In all my adult life, I have simply tried to accept that that's how she is and let her unsolicited opinions about me and my life choices roll off my back, like water off a duck's back, as you like to say. There have been periods of time in which I've gone low contact or given her a strict information diet to preserve my joy and protect myself from her unsolicited opinions, But I've also tried to do right by her

and make her proud. I've been dating my boyfriend for a few months, and recently it felt like a good time to casually introduce him to some of my people, my folks included. I felt that it all went well, all of my friends absolutely loved him, and the meeting with my folks seemed very chill and cordial. Then, a week after that, my mom expressed significant concern. She said that he makes her feel uncomfortable, that she feels he is potentially dangerous and has a gut feeling that he's bad news. I maintained my composure to hear her out, but gently pressed to ask if he said anything rude or did anything inappropriate that made her feel this way. She said no, it was just her intuition.

Exactly. I feel I should mention that he does have an alternative look. He's missing a few teeth from a traumatic altercation in his youth and looks a bit rough around the edges. I've heard his stories and get zero red flags from them and honestly find it very hot that he has his own style. He's in touch with himself and I find his look very attractive. He's a wonderful man who treats me better than I've ever been treated and is much softer on the inside than he looks on the outside. However, I truly value intuition. Do I put stock in hers or trust my own? Sincerely, H. Hi, H. Hi, Chelsea. Hi, Catherine. So great to meet you. Is that a Cabbage Patch Kid behind you in that window, Syl? Some weird doll. Yeah, I'm a nanny, though. There's all sorts of kids. Oh, I see. Copy that. Yes, we are catching her during nap time.

So it sounds like you have a long history of this dynamic in your relationship, right? That she's been pulling this shit for years and years. Yeah, and to the point where I want to honor her perspective and I want to always consider if there maybe is some truth to any of her complaints, you know. But when I really think about it, I just can't quite figure out what her deal is, why there's consistently a problem. And has her intuition been right before? Not really. I mean, not in anything else. I mean, she's been correct that my relationships in the

past didn't last forever, but that was my choice and a good one. But that's more factual. That's not intuitive, right? That's what happened, happened. I would put a lot less value in what her intuition is telling her. There is a nice way to say this to her though, because you have a great opportunity because you just said all of these things that make your boyfriend or I don't know if you're calling him that yet. Are you calling him your boyfriend? OK, your boyfriend, like shady kind of characteristics, like he's missing a couple of teeth or what people would frame as rough around the edges, as you mentioned, like that. Right. I think that's really open minded of you that that doesn't bother you. That's a great place to start to say, to just engage in this conversation and go, you know, while I can understand for this, this,

and this reasons that might've made you uncomfortable, but I don't really look at those things as, you know, I think those are characteristic of who he is, not as character flaws, you know, and you can use your own language to say all of this, but it's a great opportunity to A, be soft and gentle, honor her intuition, and also let her know it's really no longer welcome. You're a woman now. You don't need her opinion. You don't need her approval. She's not even proven herself to be good at listening to her intuition. These are judgments, not intuitiveness. Judgment and intuition are two different things. Yeah. Well, thank you for clarifying because that's kind of where I was trying to draw the line as well, where it's like, if it actually felt like intuition, if it was coming from a best

friend who actually knows me really, really well. Or has a track record of steering you in the right direction. Then I would be taking it super seriously. But with her, it's like, no, I think that's just a nice word for judgment from you. It's a big green flag to me that all your friends really, really liked him and that, you know, he got along with the rest of your people. And I think, you know, you have this track record with your mom of like, she doesn't like your friends. She doesn't like whoever you bring home. I think you mentioned she loves everybody your sister brings home. Of course, which has got to feel amazing. But you mentioned, you know, wanting to do right by her and make her proud. I think for me, especially like that's something I carry with me all the time that I'm working on

dismantling in my 30s is just like being okay with sort of disappointing my parents in ways that are sort of large and small. And often, you know, the result is not as catastrophic as I thought it was going to be in previous years. And, you know, like Chelsea said, having a conversation with her reminded her, don't judge a book by its cover. That's not what I'm doing. And I'd love to see him prove you wrong. And, you know, whether or not we stay together for the long haul, I think he's a great person and would love for you to get to know him better. Right. So would you both say that, would you recommend that I wait to have that conversation with

her and then kind of feel out how any future meetings between them might go? Because I don't want to completely bar him from any part of my family life, just because she's going to get pissy. But I also don't want to... I think you're going to be surprised by her reaction to this, because it doesn't sound like you've had this conversation with her before, correct? Not on this subject. But I have essentially said very similar things to her opinions about either my school or my career or my this or my, you know, whatever.

So just different topic. OK, you know, we'll use this topic and try and do like just change the approach, even just slightly different so that it's memorable for both of you in a positive way. Because I think you don't seem like an angry person, but get rid of any anger or accusation. Okay. Because even calling out her judgment is really her accusing him of being something that she has no proof to bear witness of. So I think you're going to look at this and you're going to be proud of yourself. And it cannot be understated to every single person who's listening today.

When you act in courage and you stand up to something that bothers you in a loving way, it's like you evolved to the next level of being a human being because you won't ever have to struggle with that kind of thing again. So it's worth every minute that you spend thinking about it and executing it in your highest vibe and really getting the message across to your mother in a loving way. And I guarantee you will be very surprised by the response because I don't think you're going to have to worry about when to schedule.

Even if she gets mad initially, she's going to come down and think about what happened. And she's going to know that if she wants to see you, that's going to be a double thing. And she's going to want to prove to you that she's not judgmental and that her intuition is right. And in that effort, she will be wanting to spend time with you. And that's not to say that

her intuition is right, but that will be her motivation. Do you know what I mean? Because you came at her at a different level and then that requires a different response. You can't mingle the same way when you're doing it differently. Yeah. And you've learned this lesson not to judge a book by its cover. You really like this guy. He seems really great. But she hasn't learned that lesson yet. So coming at her with this sort of like, you don't have to say this to her, but in your mind, being like, oh, like she has she's not quite there yet. You know, encouraging her like maybe just have an open mind. I really like him. And maybe you'll you'll have a different opinion down the road. And then like leaving it at that. I think whether to like talk to her about it or shoot her a text is dependent on like how sort of activated you think that you will be. Do you feel

like you can have this conversation with her in person and not get upset with her? Or do you think maybe shoot her a text? At some point, I feel like I can, as long as things haven't been like getting inflammatory earlier in the, you know, hangout or conversation. But she is in town actually for the next couple of days. So I've just been kind of keeping things neutral, keeping her on a little bit of an information diet, just calling like normal and just shooting the breeze, not really bringing it up, just trying to not upset myself with it. So I feel like if the opportunity presents itself and makes sense, then I might go for it. And if not, then I might just wait a little bit longer and maybe add something like that into a text the next time that I'm going to be in her orbit. And also, you know, the more that you do bring him around,

the less of sort of a shock his appearance will be. Like when you get to know someone, their appearance in a weird way sort of fades away. You don't notice these sort of really specific things about them that you might have noticed so much in the beginning. So, you know, I would definitely encourage you to like keep bringing him around. Awesome. Will do. And also, will you text us a picture of him too? Or like the two of you

together? Yeah, absolutely. It's going to be from a Rocky Horror Picture Show. So we're going to look all sorts of interesting. Love it. Perfect. Good luck with everything. Thank you so much, H. Thank you so much, both of you. Love your show so much. Thank you. Good luck with the babies. Thank you. Have a great day, you too. Bye. Bye. My mom, by the way, who is about to be in town, every time she comes, she's like, do you have any tattoos?

No, mom, I still don't have any tattoos. That's like her greatest fear for me. Oh, it is? That's funny. All my nieces have tattoos. They do have tattoos? Yeah, I don't have any, but they do. Well, you can still be buried in Jewish cemetery then. Yeah. Right. Well, yes. I hope they put me on fire though, set me on fire and tossed me into the ocean. I hope they tossed me into the mouth of an anaconda.

That sounds wonderful, actually. Well, our next caller is Christina. Dear Chelsea, I'm 33 and my boyfriend is 46. We both currently live in California. We dated for six months, then he abruptly ended things. I was completely caught off guard and heartbroken, of course. However, two weeks later, my dad and my grandmother died on the same day, coincidentally, and my uncle died on my birthday a few months later. So needless to say, I wasn't that concerned with the breakup. Six months went by and we ended up reconnecting and have since been together almost a year now. His father died a few months ago and he's dealt with mental health issues on and off and is currently on antidepressants. We truly love

each other and spending time together. However, I'm at a place where I want to know what he wants for the future. Anytime I bring that up, he gets uncomfortable and frustrated, and he says he has to figure himself out first. My question is, am I wasting my time with him? Should I stick it out and wait for him to figure out what he wants, marriage, family, or bachelor life, etc.? And also, is he too old for me? Thanks, Christina. Hi, Christina. Hello.

Hi, Chelsea. I would say that it sounds like you should probably move on. Oh, Christina. Hello. Hi, Chelsea. I would say that it sounds like you should probably move on. Oh, man. Yeah, I don't think that neither of these things are issues singularly, but I think collectively they become some issue. Like, I don't care about the age difference, but somebody at that age who's still not ready to figure out what his life goals are, it doesn't make sense. That's too old. Like, you should at least have your feet underneath you enough to

say yay or nay, because that can just be him stringing you along until you give him an ultimatum. You know, maybe that's what it is either way. Or if it's genuinely, he doesn't know either way, not hot. No, those aren't hot qualities and they're not promising and they're not good for you. And then on the other side of it, like the breakup that you had and then you getting over it, obviously you had other things to go, but like, that's proof that you got past him once. Like I have no problem imagining you getting over him again. Yeah. So that's a positive thing to think about. You don't need three people to die for that to happen either. Like you can get over him. You know, it's possible. And I just don't think, especially when you've broken up with someone and you got back together, that there's any room. If one of you wants to be

in this for the long haul, there's no room for like, I don't know. You were just in a relationship. You broke up because it didn't work out. And you're back together you're not going through that cycle of things again either you're back together to stay together or you're back together and it's whoopsie doodle it's time to break up again yeah I agree the year mark feels like I mean first of all as Chelsea said his age like it does sort of feel like at 46 you should kind of know what you want from life. Enough to know if you want to be with someone that you've been intimate and in a long term relationship with. Absolutely. And make a future together. What's the wishy-washy? That's so unattractive. Yeah. It's not like you guys have been together three months and he's not sure if he wants like marriage and kids with you. You've been together on and off for a year and a half.

Yeah. And I joke because the only reason that we really got back together this last time, I blame it on my dog because my dog had an emergency one night and he was like the first person that I called. And so he was there right away. But if it really weren't for that, it's kind of like I've put in the effort. And you initiated the get back together then like that was you. So that's another reason that you should probably move on. This doesn't sound like a him and you relationship of 50 feel better to know what's going to happen in a way, even though that might not even work out. So, yeah, I mean, you can present it in a very direct, upfront way. That's like, doesn't give a lot of room for figuring it out. Like, Hey buddy, I'm kind of getting the sense that you're not down for what I'm down

for. That's totally fine. There's no requirement for you to be with me or for me to be with you. But if you're not ready for that and you can't commit to like a future together, then I'm more interested in finding somebody who will. And, you know, no hard feelings at all. Chelsea, you've given this type of advice before, but that conversation like may include a breakup, maybe not right at that moment in that conversation, but shortly thereafter. And, you know, sometimes when you do cap that with a breakup of like, OK, then I do need to move on. Like two weeks later, they're right back, like knock on your door, like, no, I figured it out. I do want marriage and family and kids.

Yeah, that is true. And I kind of have given him a little bit more grease because, like I put in the letter, you know, his dad passed away. And so he's been on antidepressants and that can have obviously a big effect on a lot of what everyone's dad passed away. And so he's been on antidepressants and that can have obviously a big effect on a lot of... Yeah, but you know what? Everyone's dad passes away. It's not an excuse. It's something to be sensitive about, but it's not the end of the world. Everybody is dealing with that at some point in their lives. Yeah, that's true. How important... I mean, obviously, you wouldn't be writing in if it wasn't, but what's your trajectory as far as, I feel like I want to be getting married and having kids sooner rather than later? Is it deal breaker level for

you? Where are you at on that? You know, I'm not in a super rush. I want it to be the right situation. Otherwise, I don't want to do it at all. But I want to be with someone that at least kind of wants the same things and the future. So he doesn't really think that he knows. And so I'm just like, how long is it going to take for him to figure that out? You know, and then I'm getting older. And so I just, you know, would like to have some sort of certainty in a way, I think. Yeah. You sound very confident when you're talking to us about this. And I would encourage you to take that into your conversation with him. Like, leave the coy stuff behind. Like Chelsea said, be super direct and be like, here's where I'm at. This is what I'm looking for in my five-year plan, whatever, you know, quote unquote. But this is what I'm looking for in the near future. Is that something you want as well? And a no is okay. Yeah. And the reason I brought up the age things, because sometimes when I do come at him direct, it's almost like he can kind of talk back to me in a way where he acts like he is older than me and knows more than me, which he does. But I'm feeling like

that's becoming more of an issue. Well, and you're not 23. Yeah, you're 33. Yeah. And another thing to remember is, you know, when you are breaking up with someone, like to not think about what you're losing, but to think about the adventures that you're about to embark on. Like there's so much coming up for you when you say goodbye to a situation. It doesn't matter if it's the right decision or the wrong decision. You're like up for new stuff all the time happening. You need to focus on that when you're breaking up instead of women who focus on, I'm going to be alone. I'm going to be alone. I'm going to be alone. I'm going to miss him. I'm going to miss him. You're going to be with yourself and you're going to have

a good time and you're going to go out with your friends and family and whatever makes you happy. And if you want to stay in bed for three days, you're also going to be able to do that. But it's not the end of the world for any of us as we're learning. Relationships are an opportunity to do it the right way. When you're leaving someone, do it with style and grace and no anger and be like, all right, party on. And if you guys end up back together, great. And if you don't, even better. Yeah, that is true.

And it's sometimes hard to make that decision. I mean, like I was thinking about it. Is it harder to break up with someone or to be broken up with? The age old question. I don't know. I think I prefer to be broken up with. Yes. But I mean, until I don't, until I'm broken up with him, then I won't like it at all.

When are you going to have this conversation with him, you think? Well, I did tell him that I was going to be talking to you guys. And so he was joking and he said, well, great. He's like, no, no, I'm going to have to say she talked to Chelsea Handler and now she broke up with me because Chelsea told her. Yeah, that is already a thing, I think, that's out there. Man, I can't go anywhere alone with men. I need security at all times. Men hate me so much.

Well, tell him we actually said shit or get off the pot. Just say Chelsea said this doesn't have to be an angry or a combative conversation. She just thinks we should both be as completely honest as possible. And if his honesty is that he really doesn't know, then you have to find somebody who does know. Yeah. And I mean, that tough part about it is that's like it's logic versus emotion in a way. So it's hard to differentiate the two of those. You know, logically, this makes sense. But then emotionally, it's like, we do love each other. So to make that decision is tough, because he hasn't really done anything wrong, necessarily, that I know of. But yeah. Well, give us an update as soon as you have a conversation with him.

And then also like when you kind of figure out what's next for you or if he decides to man up and wants the same future as you do. And emotions like you're talking about practicality or practical things and emotions like emotions aren't thoughts. They are feelings. You know, it's what you do with that feeling that becomes the thought of your emotion. So while you could be missing somebody and grieving them, you can still be excited about the possibilities beyond that relationship. Yeah, that is true. Well, yes, I'll keep you guys posted. And thank you so much.

My mom got tickets to your show in October in D.C. Oh, fun. Okay, cool. I'll see her then. Thanks so much, Christina. Thank you guys so much. Bye. Bye. I guess she's adorable. She's so sweet.

Well, Chelsea, we have our calling in backup segment today. And I want to say thanks to our partners at BetterHelp for sponsoring this segment. Yes, thank you, BetterHelp. And today we're joined by Courtney Cope. They're a licensed marriage and family therapist and principal clinical operations manager at BetterHelp. Hi, Courtney. Hello there. Well, our first question comes from Anne. Dear Chelsea, within the past six months, I've had a resurgence of self-care and a new outlook on health and fitness. I've been exercising and eating healthy, and for the first time ever, I'm seeing health and fitness as an act of self-love and nourishment rather than trying to change my body or punish myself.

My best friend is at a really low point in her life. She previously struggled with disordered eating and exercising, and all around is just not in a place in her life where she's ready to get back into it, which I fully respect. Here's the thing. We have a previous history of using each other as excuses to go out and get hammered and not take care of ourselves, and I'm outgrowing that need. My struggle is that I'm very determined and enthusiastic about my newfound love for changing my lifestyle, and whenever I mention wanting to make it to a workout class or not drink so much when we go out, she acts like it's a joke or doesn't take it seriously. I've tried to get her to join my workout classes with me, but she's not at a place where she can

afford a gym membership either. Whenever she suggests going somewhere to eat, I want to bring up that yes, I'd love to, but I'm trying to eat healthier and would rather just eat the food I have at home, but I worry about triggering her ED or making her feel bad about herself when it's really not about her at all? How can I make it clear that this isn't just a phase? This is just something I'm really trying to accomplish and I'm loving. How can I get her to take me seriously and see that this is self-love without triggering her and making her feel bad for where she's at in life? Is it possible? Am I in the wrong? Thanks so much for all you do, Anne. This is such a layered question. And the thing that came to mind was the concept of seasonality in friendships and how sometimes

there are seasons where we're in step and we're doing all the same things. We're going to the same places. We're listening to the same music. We have the same hobbies. And then there are seasons where we begin to kind of diversify our interests or it changes our circumstance changes. Maybe we move away, maybe we get a different job, all these kinds of things. So what I'm hearing is that she's

entering into a slightly different season potentially than her friend. And I just want to, first of all, reassure the listener above all, this type of experience is totally common and super normal for friendships. Yeah. And I also think there's a way to sort of get the train on your tracks. So, you know, if you don't want to go out and you do want to eat the food you have at home, invite her over, you know, invite her over for whatever healthy thing you want to make and whatever healthy drink you want to drink if you're drinking. But there's also ways to find a restaurant that has really healthy options. And also just try not to shove it down her throat so

much. Like you're making, it seems like you're making a lot of proclamations about what you're doing. Sometimes it's more impactful to make the changes without advertising them. I think that's a very good point. Right. Like let your actions speak for yourself. Cause I did hear, you know, the, the question was, what do I do so that she doesn't, you know, feel bad or she might question? And it's like, well, if you're just doing it right now, ifs, ands or buts about it, it's really hard for people to make comments about it or, you know, be upset that you're doing it. It's like you're just out there doing it. Chelsea, what do you think about, you know, she mentions that the friend acts like it's a joke or sort of blows it off. That to me feels

like a little bit of an insecurity thing. Well, it just feels like another reason to stop making proclamations. She's not taking you seriously. You can't make someone take you seriously by repeating what they're not taking you seriously about. So keep it to yourself. I know you want it to be a long-term thing. It's like when you announce that you're quitting smoking and then you don't quit. It's like the dynamic. If you don't stick to this, of course you want to stick to this. You want to make lifestyle changes, but give it a year. And when those changes are permanent, then you can start espousing what happened and everything. But it's easy to not take someone seriously when they're into something new. So I wouldn't even

put that on her friend so much. I would just like, unless it's mean or whatever, she's not in that situation. So of course she doesn't want you drinking less and dieting. That's not fun for her. So I wouldn't put too much weight on it. I would just say, do your thing. And if she could come along with you for some of that, great. And if you take some time apart during this time, that's also fine. Right. That's a total typical part of adult relationships. And even just if you want to be compassionate towards your friend and not even bring some of these things into the mix, just plan things like events that are not food related. So going to a museum, go to the movies, go roller skating or go to on a picnic, but like bring your own food. And instead of like, oh, we'll go out and we'll find a place like focusing on things that will allow you to have parallel play, enjoy the activity you're doing without making it about going out, drinking alcohol, indulging in whatever foods like that will

allow you to kindle that friendship and keep it intimate. Because that's the other thing I hear is there is an aspect of worrying of losing this friendship or them becoming more distant because they used to go out and use each other. She says we use each other for excuses to like make unhealthy habits and go out drinking. So if you just transition your friendship to we find meaning doing these other things now, that allows it to be more of an useful transition. Yeah. And I like that suggestion because it's not like, hey, why don't we go for a hike? It's like, let's go to a museum, which is like still active, but it's not like, hey, we're let's go to a museum which is like still active but it's not like hey we're gonna go for a run or we're gonna go to a spin class or whatever I feel like usually the advice is to sort of be really honest and open and confront the person but in this case that's

not necessary and in fact like taking it a notch back I would say the only caveat to potentially having a conversation with your friend is, you know, she does mention triggering her friend's disordered eating. And so if that is a true concern and she wants to make sure she doesn't put her friend in an awkward position in the moment, she could ahead of time, just say something casual, like, Hey, you know, before they're together, text her, give her a call, say like, Hey, is now a time for me to talk to you about something important? Great. So I just want to let you know that I am making some changes in my life. And I just want to make sure that these changes, because I know we've bonded in the past over going out drinking and, you know, maybe making some choices that we were like, Oh, that wasn't the healthiest choice for us. I'm just going to be making different choices. And I just

want to give you a heads up because I wouldn't want that to impact our friendship. And I want to make sure we're finding fun things to do moving forward. That would be my caveat if she genuinely is concerned about triggering her friend. But otherwise, I think it's totally fine to just live your life. Exactly what Chelsea was saying, like live your life, go out, be about it, don't talk about it. And then if conflict arises down the road or her friends like, how come you're not going out with me anymore? Or how come, you know, you keep turning me down? Then you can have a conversation about it because then that's really about the connection of the friendship versus the actual food or drinks that they're consuming. Yeah, for sure. And thank you for writing in. And of course, thank you to our calling and backup sponsor, BetterHelp, and to Courtney Cope, who is a licensed marriage and family therapist and principal clinical operations manager at BetterHelp. Thank you. Thanks, Courtney. Bye-bye. Bye. Let's take a quick break and we'll be back

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And register to win $500, a guest spot on our podcast, or a limited edition signed Jason bobblehead. It's called Really No Really, and you can find it on the iHeartRadio app, on Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. We're back. Chelsea. With matchmaking. That's how we're saying it. Matchmaking. Every time you sing matchmaking, three hard-boiled eggs fly out of your mouth.

Well, Chelsea, we're here with our first matchmaking folks, candidates. So he wants to be hooked up, this guy? Yes. Okay. And, you know, we had talked about doing an episode about this, but I thought we could potentially make this a recurring segment so we can matchmake more people. I mean, I'm over here just like dreaming of all the love that's going to happen and like hoping for Dear Chelsea babies and all of these things.

So I'm way down in the future. I'm picking out curtains for everybody. Also, that might be tough with all the gay men you're going to connect. They can adapt. By the way, speaking of matchmaking, there's a bunch of child-free and crushing it shirts available on our website in addition to Dear Chelsea merch. We designed a child-free and crushing it shirt, which has been our biggest tour seller. So I'm sure some of the callers would like that. That's amazing. I love that. ChelseaHandler.com. Well, our first person to match is Patrick. And I thought how we'd

go about this is we are going to, at the end of this, give people his Instagram so people can slide right into his DMs if Patrick sounds like someone you might be interested in. Patrick, by the way, when I first chatted with him, he was at his ex's house walking his ex's jog. And he said, I know you just had an episode saying don't do that anymore. I said, it depends on the situation. But it seems like it was a positive. Oh, okay. He says, I recently wrote in an email to say every time I felt like I needed to write in, I listened to your podcast and found my answer to highly specific situations. From wanting to fire an assistant to ending a friendship over

chewing, should I buy a car or if I should buy land or make a career move, your podcast has steered me in the best direction. Nowadays, everything in my life is going pretty fucking swimmingly. I'm a successful visual artist, not the starving kind, an uncle, a great friend, fucking funny, and I'm a sweet ass dog dad. But the right guy just hasn't come along. I've got my shit together therapy wise, and I'm definitely of the same mindset as you when you say when you're healthy, you'll attract healthy. I'm on the apps, I've gone on dates, and it's been a healthy amount of time since I've had a relationship. But I think the universe was waiting for our paths to align so that Chelsea can just say, oh, fuck, let's set this bitch up with someone perfect.

Problem solved. P.S. I'm 34, gay AF, and First Nation, which is Native American to you. XO Patrick. And Patrick is going to be joining us. Hi. How are you? Hi. I'm so good.

I'm just going to put this on Do Not Disturb. Good luck getting it off of that. So what kind of guy are you looking for, Patrick? What interests you? Are you open? Do you have very specific expectations? Tell us. I'm quite broad and tall.

So I think someone like a little bit more broad and tall like myself. I am half Native American and I can't grow a beard. So someone that has a beard, you know, a chest hair or two would be sick. Are you a top or a bottom? Does that matter? I'm like a little bit both. Oh, your verse. Your verse. I wanted to use that in a sentence for a while. You're welcome. Thank you. Patrick, I know I told Chelsea that you were walking your ex's dog when we met. Yeah. What's your relationship history? How many relationships have you had and how for how long? Well, I'm 34. I am going to be 35 this year. And I've had maybe like five relationships since I was like 20. You know, one for like a couple of years,

one for a year, one for like six months, eight months. And then like one night stands and fun in between? Yeah, yeah, for sure. And have you ever had a really, really bad breakup? Yeah, it was. Yeah, I think like the first ones when you're really young, you kind of don't really know how to react. And especially being a gay person that came out at 20 like straight people always have years ahead of us in terms of like being able to date people for like since they were you know kind of kids so I just didn't have the right kind of foundation to deal with it

but that was like 12 years ago I'm good now yeah that's good and have you been to therapy are you do you go to therapy are you into any of that yeah totally the last one I was like okay so I have a pattern of just breaking up with dudes and just kind of ghosting or it's kind of like a mutual ghosting and I was like you know what these are all great people like I kind of I don't want to kind of continue this pattern so I went to therapy and my ex and I are friends like in a in way, I would say. So that's why I was babysitting the dogs. And my dog and his dog are dating. So like, you know, we have to stay in touch. And are you do you would you say you have a strong personality, like mild personality? How would you describe yourself?

I would say I have been told I'm quite even keel. I used to go out a lot. I kind of like I live in Toronto, Canada, but I'm building a house up north, like seven hours away, kind of on the lake. So I do like coming back to the city for some excitement, but then it's fucking nice to leave too. Okay. So let's say three words to describe yourself. What would you say? Okay. Fun, adventurous, and solid.

Amazing. And because this is an audio medium, just to describe him, he's got a full head of hair, nice dark hair. He's beefy. He's sexy. He's got a cute tank on that I think he designed. Right, Patrick? I did for Pride a couple of years ago. I love that. Yeah, I would have sex with you if you were straight. So there you go. I think that's the endorsement we're looking for. Exactly. And he has a great laugh. What more do you need?

Oh, thanks. But we should also say your location. And also, you have a vacation home, it sounds like, which is great. Which is a great way to get people in. That's a great lure. I'm building it. It's coming along. Yeah, I'm an artist and graphic designer, and I have had my own business the last eight, nine years and it's kind of mind blowing to myself even that I'm able to build a house.

That's so cool. Here we go. Yeah. And you are Toronto-ish? Yeah, Toronto is where my clothes are. But like I said, I'm kind of up north a lot just to get out of the city, especially in the summer. It's fucking hot as shit here. I didn't have time to go get my AC before I got back here. So I'm like a little bit damp at the moment. Thank you for not saying moist. I truly appreciate it.

But now I've said it. Yeah, it's such a gross word. Well, I have three little dating game questions for you. Oh, look who came for pepperonis, sister. Maybe we add some little game show music under this, maybe, if we want to get wild. Okay, so our first question is

our weekend plans have just gotten rained out. What are we doing instead? We are watching movies and cooking pasta from scratch. I'm sorry. I had to answer that because that's my answer. We're fucking. Pasta first and then the fucking. Yeah, we need some energy. That's fun. Fucking in the rain. Yeah. Pasta from scratch. It's so much better. Yes. All right. If you found a $50 bill on the ground in a busy area, would you keep it

or try to find the owner? I wouldn't try hard to find the owner, but if there was a homeless... That's exactly what I would say. I'd look around and then I'd be like, yeah, exactly. Give it to someone else or not think about it often. Yes. Well, he's honest, fellas. That's what you get from that. Is it an American 50 or a Canadian 50? A water main broke and you got to leave work three hours early, which sort of doesn't apply since you work for yourself, but imagine. What do you do with your newly free time? We're taking the dog's dog. I only have one. We're taking the dog to the lake and hopefully there's a beach involved and we're going to bring snacks and some vodka sodas. And don't forget your edibles. I will bring some just in case someone needs them. I should be an adult camp counselor. That's where I should be. Yeah, it has to be

legal adult activities. So it has to be with adults, maybe remedial adults is where I come in. A side hustle. I can see it. Yeah, yeah. I like it. Awesome. Well, Patrick, if you want to just read out your Instagram handle. Sure. PatrickHunter underscore art is the Insta where you can find me and cute pictures of my dog and all the artwork, mostly pictures of my dog, but there is some artwork on there. Great. And I will put that in the show notes as well.

So fellows can just click and check you out and slide into the DMs. All right And I will put that in the show notes as well. So fellows can just click and check you out and slide into the DMs. All right. I can't wait. Okay. I can't wait either. I know. This is going to be exciting. All right. I'll let you know how it goes. Okay. Bye, Patrick. Thank you, Patrick. Over and out. We're going to take a quick break and we'll be right back. I'm Jason Alexander. And I'm Peter Tilden. And together on the Really Know Really podcast, We'll be right back. doing a spacewalk gives us the answer. We talk with the scientist who figured out if your dog truly loves you, and the one bringing back the woolly mammoth. Plus, does Tom Cruise really do his own stunts? His stuntman

reveals the answer. And you never know who's going to drop by. Mr. Brian Cranston is with us today. How are you, too? Hello, my friend. Wayne Knight about Jurassic Park. Wayne Knight, welcome to Really, No Really, sir. Bless you all. Hello, Newman. And you never know when Howie Mandel might just stop by to talk about judging. Really? That's the opening?

Really No Really. Yeah, really. No really. Go to reallynoreally.com. And register to win $500, a guest spot on our podcast, or a limited edition signed Jason bobblehead. It's called Really No Really, and you can find it on the iHeartRadio app on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Well, we had some new and interesting things today, Chelsea. Remind me what they were. We had some matchmaking. Oh, yes. We had a couple of callers. Matchmaking, this is where things are going to really hit the fan. I think things in a good way. I think there is going to be a lot of

matchmaking happening on this podcast and now we're using, and especially to the people that we want to be happy. Exactly. We have so many amazing people writing in and I'm really excited to feature some more matchmake-ees. You know what would be a great match? Would be a straight woman comes on here and a straight man and they end up being soulmates. He's listening to Dear Chelsea and he comes and meets this woman. Talk about a self-actualite. That would be like the most together guy that I know. That is true. Or the most

with it. And honestly, if he's single and he's listening to this podcast, he has the pick of the litter because there's so many straight women who listen to this podcast. Thanks so much. This has been so much fun. Okay. We'll see you guys next week. Bye. Okay, guys, we have added more shows to my Little Big Bitch Tour. I added another second show in Toronto. So I have two shows in Toronto now, December 7th, December 8th, December 9th. I'm in Ottawa and two new shows at December

15th on a Friday. We're doing a 7.30 and 10 p.m. show with Kevin Hart and Friends. That's in Thackerville, Oklahoma. And all my other shows, you can buy tickets at ChelseaHandler.com. I'm starting my tour back up on September 29th in New York City at The Beacon, which is sold out. But the next night, there are tickets available September 30th at The Beacon. So for all fall dates, you can go to ChelseaHandler.com for tickets and you'll see me. Courtney Cope's input is general psychological information based on research and clinical experience. It's intended to be general and informational in nature. It does not represent or indicate an established

clinical or professional relationship with those inquiring for guidance. Courtney's feedback is in response to a written question and therefore, there are likely unknown considerations given the limited context. Also, just because you might hear something on the show that sounds similar to what you're experiencing, beware of self-diagnosis. Diagnosis is not required to find relief, and you'll want to find a qualified professional to assess and explore diagnoses, if that's important to you. If you or your partner are in crisis and uncertain of whether you can maintain safety,

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