Dear Chelsea - Minisode: Oh-Nut with Chelsea + Catherine

Episode Date: August 22, 2025

Chelsea and Catherine discuss the problem with men, as well as followups from a caller whose partner’s oversized organ became an issue. * https://www.intimaterose.com/collections/vaginal-dilators  https://www.intimaterose.com/collections/pelvic-wands Pelvic Floor Wand Non-hormonal Vaginal Moisturizers: https://hellobonafide.com/products/revaree-plus  https://hyalogyn.com/  https://goodcleanlove.com/collections/shop-all-vaginal-care https://damiva.com/products/mae-by-damiva?srsltid=AfmBOopnU1kko0Bbua4mt0tiRT_mR7B-3FSwc0PKyXNnY-d6GaWwXFG0 * Need some advice from Chelsea? Email us at [e-mail] * Executive Producer Catherine Law Edited & Engineered by Brad Dickert * * * The views and opinions expressed are solely those of the Podcast author, or individuals participating in the Podcast, and do not represent the opinions of iHeartMedia or its employees.  This Podcast should not be used as medical advice, mental health advice, mental health counseling or therapy, or as imparting any health care recommendations at all.  Individuals are advised to seek independent medical, counseling advice and/or therapy from a competent health care professional with respect to any medical condition, mental health issues, health inquiry or matter, including matters discussed on this Podcast. Guests and listeners should not rely on matters discussed in the Podcast and shall not act or shall refrain from acting based on information contained in the Podcast without first seeking independent medical advice.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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He doesn't listen. He asks questions, but then he interrupts you. with another question while you're answering the first question, and you're like, but wait, you're not listening to what I'm saying. Yeah. Which I know is kind of a male disease, but, like, it's very specific to him that he's not a great listener. He'll be like, how does your body feel?

He loves this question every day, every day, because I've been working out limited because of my foot. I can't put any weight on my foot until I'm out of this boot, this hot, sexy boot, which is, I might keep this boot on just to keep men away from me because they're just, you know, they can't stop with me. They're all over me. I was trying to explain. And I was at Maria Shriver's for dinner the other night, and I was trying to explain to her daughter how grossed out I am by men. And she was so confused. She's like, really? I'm like, you don't understand.

No. She's what? In her 20s? When you get to a certain age, you are just disgusted. And I think it's also the time that we're living in, the political time we're living in. Like, men have become so disgusting. I mean, present company excluded. We're not talking about Brad. He's a very good egg. But like most men, and we're talking straight men here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I just, like, I can't even stomach them. It's just what we're experiencing culturally and because of this, you know, because of this administration, it just makes you upset with men in general that we got to this point, that men are so sensitive and their egos are so. I watched this video on Instagram yesterday of this woman going for a run, and she passed

a guy on her run, and then he had to come and pass her, and she's like pacing her run. She runs every day. She runs, like, probably 10 miles. You could tell by her body and face that she's got runner's face and body. So she's like, she runs and she sets her timer. She knows exactly what her pace is. And this guy, she passes this guy. Then he passes her.

And then she starts videoing him because she's like he's being weird. He's rushing past her so he can't keep up the pace, right? Because he needed to pass her. So then once he slows down again, she goes to pass him again. And then he speeds up again. So now she's racing him. So then she drops back again and is filming him. And he's basically out of breath but will not let a woman pass him.

And then it makes the first laugh. that he can possibly make to get out of it. Like, it's so pathetic. Like, if your ego is that fragile, you know, it really makes me think about my own ego because obviously, you know, we all have to wrestle with our own egos and how big they are. And it makes you realize, like, how – it's just so ridiculous. Yeah, but your ego is not fragile, like you said. No, it's not fragile, but, you know, I do have – I wrestle with my ego.

I wrestle with what I care about. Like, do you – why do you care about that? You know what I mean? Especially when I give off the vice. vibe that I don't care about things. Like sometimes the persona I give off, I want to be more true than it is. Or then at times I feel like it is. You know, when people are always like, you don't give a shit about anything.

I'm like, yeah, I know. I love that person. You know, and then you do care. Yeah, you do care. You're like, oh, wait, I do care about this. Yeah. December 29th, 1975, LaGuardia Airport. The Holiday Rock.

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listen to Black Tech Green Money from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the IHartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Well, should we jump into some follow-ups from previous episodes? This was really a follow-up from our minisode we did with Yamanika, where a caller called in and she had the boyfriend with the penis that was too big. Oh, yeah. I knew Yomeneca wanted the penis that was too big, probably. Yeah.

Yes, of course. She wants as much dick as she could possibly get. She'll be opening for me August 30th, by the way, in Vegas. Oh, good. For anyone coming to Vegas, she's my Vegas person. And, like, the theater there is so great. It's the best. It's the best gig.

I mean, that was a windfall. Whatever, whoever, however karma works, thank you. To get you into the Chelsea Theater. I mean. Performing at the Chelsea Theater once a month in Vegas. I get to gamble once a month and I get to have a reu-narcay with all my friends. I love it. That's great.

Well, this was actually a follow-up from several listeners who called in. We had sex therapists writing in. About too big, dicks that are too big. Yes. I don't even like saying the word dicks. I hate that word. Penises. It's very clinical.

What about butchuki? That's our family term for it. I don't think we've heard that one yet. Bichie is more of like a term if it's flaccid. Like no one's saying, oh, look at that hard butchucky. You know what I mean? Because it's like, butchuki's like for a baby. Like look at the little Bichiki.

That's very cute. I mean, because you can't say like penis in a romantic setting. Like you wouldn't like be hooking up and be like here. P penis. No. I didn't have a friend who did that. I'm like that is, she was like, yeah, we always use the clinical words. I'm like, that is weird.

Yeah, dick suck. I don't like all of that. No, no, no. Yeah. So to prove. Like, bring that thing over here, I guess. Yeah, I know.

We need to come up with a better word for dick. Yeah. So we had some sex therapist and pelvic floor therapist right in. Pelvic floor. Oh, right.

Yeah, we actually should be talking more about the pelvic floor. I'm like learning a lot about it. And it's a very, it impacts a lot of women. Because when I was having my hip issues, my IT band popping out all the time, I was in Whistler,

there was this clinic, like, you know, one of those aesthetic clinics that they have this, like, machine that you sit on and it basically, like, for your kegles, it gives, it basically does kegels for you. Like the electric shock type of thing? Yeah, so you're like tightening your kegill.

And anytime I did that, my IT ban would go back. Oh, like in a good way? Yeah, it would help correct it. So, yeah, your pelvic floor and kegles are important. But nobody's sitting around squeezing their vagina. Let's be honest. I don't know. I had one friend who was having like all kinds of pain issues and actually two different friends.

They were having all kinds of pain issues, like pain with urination, all this stuff. And so they were doing kegles, kegles, kegles, kegles, but it turns out, like, with the specific issues they both had, which turned out to be the same thing, that was, like, the wrong thing to do. So once they saw a pelvic floor specialist, they, like, got the right exercises and, like, were out of pain. And it was something that had plagued them for, like, literally years. Yeah, there's merit to that, for sure. And I think also my SI joint. S.I. Joint is the thing that pops in and out. Yeah, but all of that stuff is also, like, menopause related, too. You know, which I didn't realize how common

everything is. I mean, we're just, it's hard to be a woman. it. You have to fight it every step of the way. You can't just give up. Yeah. Well, Becky wrote in and said, I'm a pelvic floor physical therapist for context. There's a wearable device for her partner that can help limit his depth of penetration. It's called the O-nut by the pelvic people. There are stackable medical-grade silicone rings that you can adjust and use how many you need for control of depth. Also, she can't take hormones, she said, but she can ask her doctor about the use of topical estrogen. Check with your doctor, everybody, but she says it's safe to use for anyone with a history of hormone positive breast cancers. It goes on, just on the local tissue and is a very small amount, so it helps plump the tissue and rehydrate to decrease pain.

Oh, wow. Yeah. And then we had another therapist, a sex therapist, who said to try valium, but insert it vaginally, which I thought was like such a... Vaginal Valium. Yeah. I'll try that. Please report back, Chelsea. Maybe that'll make me attracted to men again.

Vaginal Valium. Just like don't even worry about what's going on down there. Wait, so what is that device called where you limit the penetration? O-nut, O-H-N-U-T, which I think-O-H-N-U-T. All one word. So that, I immediately am like, so the man's penis doesn't go all the way in. So he'll be dissatisfied. But we don't care about that anymore.

I mean, the tip is the most sensitive part. He'll be fine. Really? Yeah. I mean, that's like, then you might as well fuck a cupcake, right? I mean, if you can't go very far. Yes. We'll have to get Jason Biggs on to discuss that.

He's the one who knows about fucking cakes and pastries. That's true. And so someone else recommended pelvic floor massager and strengthening device, which is like a wand that you insert. Strengthening your vagina. Yeah, your pelvic floor. Oh. And then someone else recommended none.

But does that create more space? Yes. And it like relaxes the muscle. It's like a curvy wand that you put in and you like massage it to help strengthen. And then also just like, you know, when you like massage muscle gets looser, I guess. So that's what a sex therapist recommended, as well as non-hormonal vaginal moisturizers, which I think could be helpful for a lot of women. You insert them every four days, and we can link to those in the show notes because she sent

on like a ton of links. And I'm like, this is so helpful. But yeah, the non-hormonal vaginal moisturizers, I feel like would be great for anybody who's like dealing with dryness going through menopause, any of that stuff. Okay, great. I love that feedback. That's helpful. Do you have a follow up from the actual caller?

I do. She wrote in and said, Hi, Catherine and Chelsea. I hope summer's been good to you. Thank you for forwarding all the other advice from other listeners. It was so exciting to hear the episode and share it with some close friends. Unfortunately, by the time the episode aired, he and I were no longer a thing. Before that, though, we did end up getting really into our groove sexually. I think my body just needed to adjust, as I really didn't do anything other than get more used to it, plus that Damiana supplement that I was on. We ended up having one last incredible full day of sex after he picked me up.

from the airport one day. Like the best we had, it was the best for him too. Then I opened up to him about some childhood stuff like neglectful parents while we lay naked. Two months in, I thought I was safe to do that. Before leaving my apartment, he told me to get ready to meet his whole family at the Phillies game in summer and to save a date the following month for his nephew's wedding. Then the next day he texted me, I'm not made for relationships. I think we should split. We can talk on the phone, but I won't change my mind. And that's the last I heard from him. I was heartbroken, but I did get distracted from the heartbreak a month or so later and dated another guy for a bit. Great sex with a perfectly average penis, but the previous XL1 ruined my

perception, LOL. I still think about him a lot, was thinking him texting him on his birthday. He and I just made sense in most ways. Anyways, that's the current update. It's funny because I'm flying to the same place for work again as I write this that I flew to when that happened with him and I. Summer bookends. Best, Sally. I wish she hadn't said anyways. I mean, that kind of ruined the whole letter. But I guess I have to tolerate people saying anyways because fucking nobody will stop. You know what I mean? It just happens. Okay. Well, so it looks like she could take the penis, but she couldn't take it. So it was a good, it was a thing that she couldn't handle it then. She could handle it as soon as it was over. And now she's

ruined for all other men, I guess. It's a tale as old as time. Yeah. Okay. Well, great follow up. Thank you. Thank you. There's a vagina out there somewhere for that guy's penis. Yes. His triangular double dick. Oh, wow. Triangles. Tricky. Remember she said it was like a giant triangle? I don't remember that. I think I probably blocked that call out. Whenever anybody describes a penis, I just start to lose interest. I'm not interested.

As a professional counselor, as a drug, a rehab, and medical gynecologist, all of the labels that I am, I'm not interested in hearing about penis size or shape. Okay, well, that's a wrap on our little minisode. I don't know what to say now. Goodbye. We'll see you next time. Goodbye. So I added a couple of new dates.

I'm not on tour. yet. But I added a couple of dates just because I felt like we need a little bit more laughter and a little bit more medicine for the end of the year. And I was wrapping things up, but I thought maybe let me do a couple more. So I'm adding three more dates in addition to my Vegas residency. I'm headlining the Rochester Fringe Comedy Festival, September 13th, and I will be in Napa on October 3rd. So those will be my last dates of the year. Do you want advice from Chelsea? Write into Dear Chelsea Podcast at gmail.com. Find full video episodes of Dear Chelsea on YouTube by searching at Dear Chelsea Pod.

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