Dear Chelsea - Two Tops with Luenell

Episode Date: May 21, 2026

The iconic Luenell is back to discuss why all men need therapy, opening a brothel next door to Chelsea’s, and why she can talk about crack in front of her daughter. Then: A wife wonders if she should dose her husband with a little Xanax.  A 30-something is curious about sugaring.  And mom-to-be wonders who to tell when her ex goes awol.   * Need some advice from Chelsea? Email us at [e-mail] * Executive Producer Catherine Law Edited & Engineered by Brad Dickert * * * The views and opinions expressed are solely those of the Podcast author, or individuals participating in the Podcast, and do not represent the opinions of iHeartMedia or its employees.  This Podcast should not be used as medical advice, mental health advice, mental health counseling or therapy, or as imparting any health care recommendations at all.  Individuals are advised to seek independent medical, counseling advice and/or therapy from a competent health care professional with respect to any medical condition, mental health issues, health inquiry or matter, including matters discussed on this Podcast. Guests and listeners should not rely on matters discussed in the Podcast and shall not act or shall refrain from acting based on information contained in the Podcast without first seeking independent medical advice.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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identity and how we love now. Listen to the Radio 831 podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Okay, guys, here are my dates for the High and Mighty Tour in May. The 30th of May I will be in Vegas at my residency. In June, I will be in Saratoga Springs, New York, Portchester, New York. I'm coming to Boston at the Wang Theater. I'll be in Portland, Oregon, Seattle, and then Hyannis, Massachusetts, and then two shows

in Nantucket. In August, you can find me in Red Bank, New Jersey, Montclair, New Jersey, and Calgary. That's Canada. And September, I will be in Santa Barbara, San Diego, New York City, Philly, and New Haven, Connecticut. October is Atlanta, Baltimore, Saginaw, Michigan, Pittsburgh, Toronto, Boise, Idaho, and Spokane. And then in November, I'll be in San Francisco. I'm coming to Salt Lake City. Austin, Houston, Dallas, babies, I'll be there.

And then in December, I am close. closing out my tour in Denver and Vancouver. So get your tickets at Chelseahandler.com for the high and mighty tour. Hello. Hi. Chelsea. Hi, everybody. I am high and mightied.

My voice is gone. My throat is sore because I was with Yamanika all weekend and she forced me to smoke marijuana. Perfect. So I can't breathe. As usual, I have to replace her. You're just going to replace her with somebody who also smokes just as much. She just smokes.

And I don't even smoke as much as she does, obviously. I couldn't. But I'm like, what are her lungs made out of? I need a lung transplant. I shouldn't joke about that. But I do need one. Have you seen this new documentary on HBO called The Dark Wizard? No.

Which one is this? It's about a guy who does like mountain climbing. Yeah, I've heard about it. It's awesome. Girl, it is. I'm going to watch it tonight. I've watched it twice all the way. Really?

It is. It's called the Dark Whizabeth. The Dark Wizard, which is kind of a weird name, but it makes sense when you watch it. It's this guy who he, like, was a precursor to Alex Honnold, but Alex is in the movie as well. Okay. There's sort of like this competition thing. But, like, I will say the first five minutes, I was like, do I want to watch a movie about a man who's, like, doing Feats of Strength? And then, like, it really grabs you.

Yeah, I've seen people talking about it. It's so good. It's like, if you like Free Solo, if you like Girl Climer with Family Harrington. I like, you'll love this. I like those movies a lot. Yeah. It's a really beautiful story. But yeah, that's what I'm, that's like literally just what I've been doing the last week.

Oh. It's just rewatching that. Oh, how many episodes is it? It's four. So it's like a pretty fast watch. And it's very engaging the entire time. So there's all kinds of things. There's a redemption arc.

I mean, it's just all beautiful. It's all beautiful. I like any good television. Yeah. Are you watching anything or reading anything right now you like? I am reading a book called Kin, K-I-N. That's pretty good. It takes a while to get going, though.

My friend is reading it with me, and she already gave up. So I guess I'm on my own on that. And then we just added some dates to Nantucket. If you are listening, come see me on the High Mighty Tour, you guys. I'm coming to you. I'm coming to Dallas, Texas Irving. It's Irving, but it's Dallas and Austin, and I'm coming to all the Texas cities.

You can go to ChelseaHenler.com for tickets for any of my dates, but I just added a bunch. So our guest today is going, We are going to get stoned again because the situation calls for it. And who cares about my throat? You know her from Hax? You know her from Borat and her long-running Vegas comedy show. Please welcome back, the original bad girl of comedy, Linnell.

Should we smoke this joint? Yeah, why not? You don't mind my lipstick, do you? I'll give you your own. Okay. Hold on. I'll like this. Do you want this one? Yeah.

You take that one. But I want to do it at the same time as you. You already started without me. No, I had, and this is from yesterday. I was, I'm so glad that you're the guest today because I was like, I want to, I haven't sat and smoked a joint in my new podcast room for a podcast guest in a while. Most people are sober these days. Have you noticed this?

Boring. Why, why do you think that is such a thing? They went too hard. They did the wrong shit and they got burnt out real easier real quick. Yeah, but I know people that have gone too hard and then they're able to reel it back in. Everybody can't reel it back in. Can you? Do you ever go too hard?

Oh yeah, I went too hard. You have a cocktail too? I like this. I'm having a cocktail. I'm having a little old Tom gin. Just my new favorite thing. That's going too far right there. That's one right there.

I have to be able to read later so I can't smoke. I can't fuck with that gin, girl. You need to see my actual. Well, that's what we were talking about before. I feel like a lot of people went too hard with gin in college or whatever, and they just like they got sick on it once and they can't stand it. No, I got sick on it multiple times. Oh, no.

What is, when did you have your biggest, I know your daughter's here, but she seems to be in on the- She knows everything. Okay, great. So when was your biggest drug phase? Oakland, visiting L.A., but mostly in Oakland, when I lived in Oakland, before I moved to L.A. permanently. Okay. What time, what time of your life was this? Before I had my daughter. Good answer. But who cares?

During pregnancy. Did you? Really? Okay. And maybe up to four years after, and then that was it. That was my big drug face. That was your serious drug face. And was that like cocaine or something like heroin, any of those two? Can we crack the doors in there just for the smoke alarm? Oh, you don't want a hot box?

I'm getting playing. She's not smoking, so it's totally rude. This is the right amount for me, actually. But this is in my house, this has been a saga, my house moving in here. I've been trying to get into this house for about four years. Yeah. So I need to break it in. How long have you been in it?

A few weeks, months, maybe? Really? Yeah, so barely, because I'm on tour too, so I come home. Am I the first black person in your home? No, you're not the first black person in my house. Your daughter walked in first and she was right in front of you. Did you hear that? I mean, besides workers.

Okay, so how did you get your shit together after that? Eight years of hardcore. Basically, I was smoking crack. Oh, shit. Before, it was powder first, and then crack came on the scene. It came on the scene. It wasn't like I went and did it. It came on the scene.

It's not like you went and sought it out. No, it came on the scene. Got it. And when it came on the scene, you know, it's always some man. And you tried with a guy. And then I didn't get it for a long time. I'm like, post, this is no big deal. Why is everybody selling their shit for this?

And then, when you got it. I got it. When you say you didn't get it when you smoked crack, you just didn't get the buzz or the high? Because when I think of smoking crack, and I was around some crack smoking in high school, I'm sure you find that hard to believe, but it's true. I had a boyfriend who was a drunk.

I believe it. I remember that Joan Rivers' daughter, Melissa, was dating a crackhead. It was in a documentary. Okay. Yeah, well, that has nothing to do with me. I know. I mean, I'm not Joan Rivers or her daughter. Oh, so you believe me.

Okay, because she's even whiter than I am. That's for sure. Yeah. Okay, so that's surprising. I didn't know she dated a Buckeye. Yeah. I didn't say it was black. I said he smoked crack.

Oh. What-oh. Oh, you got what? Whoopsie, doodle. But she probably did date a black guy. But when I was around people that smoked crack and I saw, like, the effect of it, it wasn't a fun drug. Like, people are literally looking out the window for the cops. Like, it's kind of like, you know,

Coke on Coke. I don't know what the draw is. That would never be a draw for me. The only thing I can compare it to is, you know, when you go slowly up a roller coaster, you go down? Yeah. Imagine going up that fast. It was like, whew! And then you want to do that again. Yes. Yeah. But it's, I don't recommend it for anybody. It was terrible. I got one good thing out of smoking crack. disregard for money because the money that I spent buying dope and you don't have anything the next day

I'll spend that same amount of money now on a watch or a piece of jewelry and then I have that forever so now I don't care about money like that you know because I've fucked out so much it's like I'm going to make some more I'm blessed enough to be able to say that I'm going to make some more

everybody don't make money every week Chelsea You know. Do you like that Chelsea on the vodka lemonade that you're drinking? Could be stronger, but yeah, it's okay. It could be stronger. It's a day drink. But I like that. Oh, is that what it is?

Yeah, it's kind of like a light drink so that you can have a couple. Have you tried to Willie Nelson? No, I haven't. I want to. Don't you? Is it a drink? Yeah, it's like this, but I think it's got weed in it. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, probably. No, I haven't tried it yet, but I love anything that he does. His weed is strong. I heard Snoop said that's the only person who outsmoked him was Willie Nelson. I smoked weed with Willie Nelson. Yeah, in his trailer and on it. That's where to do it. And his girlfriend or wife, I'm not sure which one.

She was there and we smoked weed. I was very high. It's on a TV show I did, I'm sure. I wasn't just doing this in my spare time. And I was high the next day when I got up. Fucked with Willie Nelson. There was two times where I've gotten so high that the next morning I was still high. The one person that I got that high with and I was going to do an interview with them,

but we got so high we did it on the floor. Joyce Clinton. Oh, yeah, he's funny. That would be fun. Be-bay. But no, this is lovely. This is a responsible drink. Yeah, right.

This is a responsible drink. I'm not driving today, so I'm irresponsible. Congratulations on the last season of hacks and being on that fantastic. fantastic show. I wish I was on there more. Yeah, I do too. You're so, you light up the screen. They didn't use me as much as I would have liked, but it wasn't my show, his jeans show. So I'm just happy to be on it, period. But, you know, you can't help. But with the writers that we had and the scenarios that they wrote, you envy wanting to do some of that fuck shit that they were doing. Oh, that's a nice compliment.

Was Eva, Ava, having never done a show before ever. and getting hacks as her first show. Yeah. And then I found out her lineage that her mother is fucking Lorraine Newman. Anyway, back to drugs. So you got off, how did you quit smoking crack? It's the easiest, simplest thing. I met a man.

We fell in love. In two weeks after I met him, I put it down, and I haven't touched it over 25 years. Did he give you like an ultimatum? No, we got married. We got married in 90 days. and he just died a couple years ago and COPD. Were you together when he died? Not really because I couldn't take care of him.

He was staying with his daughter in Texas. But I would go visit. I'd go to the hospital when he was, you know, stay in the hospital. Did the whole shit. Did the best I could under my traveling circumstances. This is not my best angle. My fat neck's going to show. Do you want to lie on your back?

No. Do you want to sit on the floor? You'd like that, wouldn't you? I would. You know what? I have you humping on me. I know, I know. You can file a sexual harassment lawsuit against me.

I'm the worst. Let me talk to the people. Chelsea Handler has mounted me on more than one occasion. And she's a total stud when she does it too. Is she grinds on me? But I'm just saying she'll do it. Maybe not to you. She bounces on me.

I have to find the people. I'm very buoyant too. That will receive my affection. I have gotten a better keener eye on Those who want to seek my affection or receive my affection. I did not fight her. That's what I like. Uh-huh.

Yeah, that's what I'm attracted to. I didn't fight her at all. I was like, okay, miss, what's going on? Remember? Yeah, yeah, I do remember. That may be the direction. Are you coming this weekend to the Vegas show? Let's go gamble.

I know. I got your invitation. It's in print. And I am planning on doing that. I know that on Saturday, though, when I was planning on flying back, I think I have to tape a promo for the Netflix as a joke festival with Lizzo. So if they do that early, then I can make my two o'clock flight and I'll be a show. If they run late, I'm my, I don't know.

But I'm hoping that. Because my plan was, come to the show, get high, laugh my ass off, go gamble, be obnoxious. fun and stuff like that. Remember the time we first met, it was at Dave Chappelle's 50th birthday dinner? And you were trying to smoke a joint, and she didn't want to smoke a joint inside. And I'm like, you can smoke a joint inside.

She's like, I'll go with white privilege. And then I was like, well, let me help you with my white privilege. Let's go do it together. See, you're an ally. Let me see the lighter. It's right here, honey. Thanks, baby. See, you think you grunted.

So what's up with you and men? Are you having sex with anybody? Um, well. Oh, sounds like a yes. Well, there's sex and then there's sex. That sounds shady. No, you know when you mess around, but you really don't like at the penetration stage yet. Oh, really?

You're not. And you're not? And you're not, are you foolish? I like to mess around. I like to kiss, fondo, shit like that. Like what you were describing what I was doing to you? Mess around. Me and Chelsea mess around. Let it be known. And so what's stopping you from the penetration if you don't mind the question?

Opportunity. Oh, okay. Well, they have the opportunity. Oh, okay. So. And it's a long-distance relationship. Oh, you're an entertainer person. Oh. And so boom, boom. But as soon as the opportunity arises, it's going to go down. Is the person you're talking about Bill Cosby?

Not yet. Not yet. I'm waiting for my pills to arrive. I hope you don't get a red pill. Don't you, you know what red pills are like those MAGA bros, right? What is that? It means like you've swallowed the juice or like taking the medicine to believe in MAGA. Drink the COLA. Oh, girl, wait a minute. Thank you for spelling that out for me because clearly I am.

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What do you think is wrong with men, Lonell? Well, you know, it's funny. I just did a podcast before I got here with two men. And the two men that I was with all agreed that all men, especially black men, need therapy. They really need somebody to listen to them, to talk to, to be honest with and transparent. Because I don't feel like they're even transparent with their mate and stuff like they matter.

Yeah, because you, yeah, I don't feel like they're, Yeah, I just was thinking you're not because you're... You're not going to tell at all. Yeah, you can't. It's too vulnerable. You'll tell it all to somebody you're paying, though, but, you know, not, not even your friends. That's what therapy is. They hold all the secret, secret, secret, secret, secret.

Right. It's like, my husband will talk to his friends. One of them will be getting a divorce or something. I'm like, well, what's going on? No information. Nothing. Like, why is she leaving? What's going to happen?

They don't do the deep dive. No, no. But it is very refreshing when a man does do that. When they do pay attention and they gossip a little or they're like, I need the tea. They want and they have the tea. Exactly. But with that combination, they have to have had therapy and they have to be in touch with their feminine, you know, divine.

He's in therapy. So hopefully he'll start bringing home the tea. Yeah, every man should start out in therapy. And every woman should do. It's just that women are much more. But I feel like we need the therapy because of the men. Right. I know.

They've inflicted us. themselves indirectly. So they've inflicted themselves twice. So yeah, they're hurting. Men are broken. If it wasn't, I think, and pussy, of course, is always at the base of this. If the bin Laden's of the world and the terrorists of the world, they're not home being affectionate and getting loved on. They're sexually frustrated. They're pissed the fuck off,

which sexual frustration will make you piss. to fuck off at every single motherfucking thing. How do you convince a bunch of guys to commit war? They have no soul. They have no hype because they're not being loved on. And where did that start? Back with the mama, with the daddy, you know, or whatever your upbringing is.

And if you're not loved on, then you can't love. Do you think that we're at an acute point, like, in history? Or do you think this happens pretty much every generation with women figuring out men are kind of... I think it happens every generation. You know, our moms didn't talk about shit, they're the secret keepers, the generation before us. They kept the secrets.

The generation before them, we don't know. There were housewives mostly in their place type thing. And then before that was Garden of Eden, I guess. I don't know. Yeah, before that, before modern civilization. Yeah. And a woman fucked that up. Shit.

Well, we had a patriarchy. We've had a patriarchal for 10 to 12,000 years. So before that, it was a matriarchy. So the last 10 to $12,000, $10 to $1,000. And the dollars got something. You know what I'm trying to say? I do. I like to think that things would change in my lifetime, but I don't think so.

I definitely hope things change in my daughter's lifetime. But it's just like there's always going to be the assholes. There's always going to be, you know, just, like, not to get up, I don't do politics, but just like when this whole scenario is playing out clearly, for anybody who has eyes I can see, there are still people that are going to ride with the fool. So I don't think that we're going to completely be in love and harmony on the planet, but it would be nice if we could. I look back at fucking movies like Forrest Gump, right? And if you just take it at the surface,

It's the sweetest thing, the sweetest time, boys walking girls home from school and carrying books and bikes and lakes and stuff like that. That was amazing. You don't, that's what you want to believe in your head. Now, flip the book and people are still being hung, still being shot, still being drugged. So I don't choose to, you know, there's all kind of stuff on Instagram now with the AI and they, you know, flashed. And, you know, times had and stuff. And I really, I really wish it could. Those good old days, in a lot of ways, were good.

But there were good old days for a certain type of person, right? For a certain type of person. Yeah, yeah. But no, everybody had them. Everybody had good old days. Even in Tulsa, they had good old days until the motherfucking shit got burned down. You know what I'm saying? There was good time.

Even back in the 30s, 40s, all that they had good time. They had brothels and shit back then. too. They had fuck shit going on. Do you think you would work out a brothel? I would, definitely. I'd probably run the place. Yeah. You've got mad of that. I'm going to say, no. Yeah, yeah. I think I would, could run one.

I think you both have one. Yeah. We could open up our own brothel. This might be a natural extension of your dating service. It would have to be my own. Well, then we'd have to be sister brothels. Well, we'd be competitive. Yeah, we would. I wasn't all the fetish motherfuckers over the old spot.

I'll take the regular missionary. Oh, yeah, I'm definitely a fetish. As am I. We give advice on this podcast. Are you ready to do that? Oh, my God, don't we? We have real people, don't we? Yeah, we absolutely do.

Don't we? Oh, they write in email? Yeah. I saved some very juicy questions for you. For you? We've got a co-answer, right? Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

You've been on this podcast before, right? We've done this before. I've been a long time. No, I love questions. I don't think nobody going to take my advice, but we'll see. All right. our first question is just an email. This one's not a caller. So Angelica says, dear Chelsea, I'm writing to ask for your honest thoughts on sugar dating. Is it morally wrong to seek out an older,

wealthy man seeking a much younger woman and is willing to compensate her financially? I keep going back and forth between two schools of thought. On one hand, is this anti-feminist? Does this culture perpetuate misogyny and power imbalances? And on the other hand, if these men are willing to pay for my time and attention, why not take advantage? For contact, I'm 33, independent, working, and also in school. I can stand on my own two feet, but extra income would make life much less tight and maybe allow me to finally book that trip to Portugal. I need your famous, unfiltered, and brutally honest take on this.

I'm excited to hear your thoughts, Angelica. Would you like to start? No, you start, but I definitely have my opinion. Since we've got two madams talking about sugar dating. With two tops. All right. Even though I'm a bottom. Even though I'm a solid, they're tops.

I would definitely say go for it. If you have no qualms about it and it's not a moral issue for you, which it shouldn't be, then do whatever you want that it's going to make you happy. No, I don't think it's, I don't think it's sexist. What was the question? She's saying is it anti-feminist? No, it's not because you know what the situation is

and you're getting money in exchange for your services, basically. So go for it. I think, yes, I think that's feminist. I think they're not just paying for your time. and attention. They're paying for your time and attention and some pussy. Now, do I think is wrong. That's included.

Time and attention is included. That's the attention. Not all the time. Anna Marie. What's the name? Anna Nicole. Edna Nicole. He didn't get the pussy.

He couldn't. So he, in essence, was paying for time and attention. There's old guys out there like that. But the ones they can fuck do want to fuck you. little ass. Now, is it morally wrong? Not, I mean, not in my opinion, you know, but, but, um, it's gross. You know, if you can handle the grossness of it. This old motherfucker wants to fuck you. And who wants to fuck a oh ass motherfucker? Right. It's like age dependent. Are we talking 50s or or 50s or? Or this big obese motherfucker wants to fuck you. He's got all the money in the world.

I got somebody in mind. Please remind me to tell what I'm thinking about. They got all the money in the world. But, I mean, you got a fucking, what was that pretty woman? Richard Gere is not paying for your time and attention, bitch. It's somebody that you don't want to be with. So, you know, if you can deal with it and you can handle it, walk on that motherfuckers arm proudly with your motherfucking Cartier shit and take the trips and do all that,

if you don't mind spending time with this old fat motherfucker. That's exactly why I had the reaction I had, because I kept envisioning myself what the choice I would make is. And that's like, I couldn't do it. Like, I really couldn't have sex with someone unless I wanted to fuck them. Well, just say you couldn't do it for a long time. Don't say you couldn't do it because everybody hits a lick. I don't have been in the bed with some idiots motherfuckers. But not for a long time.

Maybe for that night got that lick and moved on. Not going to be, this cannot be reoccurring. Honey. Well, and these days there's a lot of different ways to do that. You can, like, just sell feet picks if you don't want to actually, like, hook up with a guy. Have you really? Yeah. That's incredible.

But it sounds like if she's positing that question, like, she's clearly thought it through to a certain degree. Right. And she has some kind of morals so she wouldn't be asking about him. Right. You know? And I don't, but I also don't think it's a moral judgment. Like, or I don't want to be morally judgmental of that. I think it's like you're able to do that.

I think it's a fine line between what she's talking. talking about and just like a beautiful woman who dates an older, successful, wealthy guy. Like, where is the line? I think successful and wealthy, though, does not equal handsome. See, that's the payoff is that this gross motherfucker has got a bad bitch on his arm. You're getting what you want. The sacrifice is that you've got to be escorted around. And then there's always the awkward moment when you're with this old fuck.

And you see the finest motherfucker you've ever seen in your life. And you want to get at him. But you're going to fuck up the bag if you make big daddy pissed off, right? So it's a business, honey. Get rewarded just for shopping with Simon Plus. Don't miss Memorial Day sales at Simon Premium Outlets and Mills. You can get points at scores of stores, access to exclusive offers, and exciting surprises. You've got an extra day off, so make it pay off.

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If you've never touched a controller, honestly, Same energy for some of us. It's fun, it's chaotic, it's friendship with a loose gaming theme. And somehow we keep getting away with it. You should listen. Stream it's dangerous to go alone on the free IHeartRadio app. Or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers.

And guess what? We have some big news. What's the news, huge news? We created our own podcast called, Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts.

Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there. but this one's extra special. So how do we actually come up with a name Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. We were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band

before Jonas Brothers. This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, where people could call in and say, hey Jonas, and then I wrote down on my little notepad

Hey Jonas and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy, not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smigel and Friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel.

help an a cappella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and friends on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Well, our next question, Brad, do we have Hannah on the line? Okay.

Is it Hannah Einbinder? We were just talking about her. You know it is. She wants to talk about hacks season six. Okay, so Hannah has kind of an interesting conundrum. She's 35. and she says, Dear Chelsea, I'm writing in because I'm in a situation that feels like it belongs on the podcast, and I genuinely don't know what the right move is. I was in an on and off

relationship with a man for a long time. The connection was intense, emotional, and honestly, pretty chaotic. We always seemed to come back to each other, even after saying, we're done. When things were good between us, we talked about having kids one day. Once life felt a little more stable and settled. It wasn't a crazy idea in our world. It felt like something that actually might happen down the road. Recently, things blew up between. us in a really hurtful way, and he's now completely avoiding me. No conversations, no closure, nothing. Then I found out I'm pregnant. He knows, but his reaction was not great. Since then, he's basically disappeared. No real discussion, no plan, just silence. I feel stuck between wanting

to handle this in a mature, grounded way, and wanting to call his mom, his friends, and everyone he knows and ask what the hell is wrong with him. Part of me wants to keep my dignity and move forward on my own. Part of me feels like the situation involves him, whether he likes it or not, and avoiding it doesn't make it go away. Do I keep trying to talk to him, or do I accept the silence and move forward without him? Hannah. That's heavy. Are you ready for this, Lunel? Yeah. All right, Lunell, did you want to start? I've had a relationship like that between the ages of 19 and probably up to about six years ago, on and off. Chaotic motherfucker, best sex ever. very deep and all that shit.

I feel like blow up the fucking spot. Tell every motherfucking body. Let them know it's going to come out one day anyway. The kid needs to know, like, blow up the spot. Tell your mama, tell every motherfucker about you. You fucked with the wrong one. But I'm sick of women being left holding a bag. You know, these motherfuckers just skied in you,

make a baby and walk the fuck away. That's not fair. And so you have decisions to make. which is do I just take on this burden all alone and my heart ready for it? What will I say to the kid? Am I bitter? Or why should he get off the hook

for making a whole human being this kid now has a grandmother, now I might have siblings, and it's not fair. No, it's not fair, but I also think, like, honestly, let it, you have to figure out a way to let it go. Yeah, you can blow it up and tell everybody. about it. Like he should be.

You gotta get your mind that I'm about, but he should be accountable. He should be accountable for it. And his family should know that he did get you pregnant and whatever. But then let it, like, you have to walk away from it with the understanding that he may never show up.

He's already proved himself to be unreliable and don't hang your hat on something that you don't need. You don't need somebody who's going to be that kind of presence in your life. You need to be a strong, independent woman who's going to have a baby by yourself and then it's probably going to meet someone else

that's going to end up being her father because he's not the one unless he goes to like major therapy or gets major help like don't allow yourself to be constantly disappointed by the same type of behavior because he's already shown you who he is and you don't have time for this you're pregnant now it's grown up time so if he wants to come along great otherwise no you're going to go do it on your own and probably better on your own quite frankly yeah i feel like solo parenting in this situation is like the best possible scenario but like that also doesn't mean you don't have to file for like child support Like, do file for child support. Do make sure his family knows just in case they want to be involved in the child's life.

And even if he doesn't pay child support right away, that doesn't mean you're not getting a big check later. Yeah. And you never know. He might in six years be like, oh my God. You know, what am I doing? This is crazy. But that's not your problem. Your problem is you and your baby.

Right. And the other thing is six years from now, like if you don't say anything to anyone, he could come after parental rights and join custody and all that stuff. So, like, it's better to get everything out of the bag right now and move forward. But I agree with you about to let it go because how many times you want your heart to break? What do you think you're going to do? Based on our conversation, what's your game plan? My game plan is, I, you know, I do know his mom relatively well.

I do know that she would want to know and be a part of this. I'm definitely going to communicate with her. I think right now I'm just focusing on what's best for me and what's best for this pregnancy and the future of the baby. How pregnant are you right now? How far? Yeah, I just finished the first trimester. So I'm a little over 12 weeks. This is a really exciting time for you as well. I hope you have a beautiful, healthy baby. Yeah. Thank you. I know it doesn't sound like what your ideal scenario would look like. It doesn't seem like that. So there's like a minute for you to have to adjust. But like you can't browbeat somebody into caring about something that they're,

not interested in. Are you working? I am. Yep. Yep. I'm working full time. And it's a good job. I recently in the last few years purchased a manufactured home, it's newer. So I feel like considering the circumstances, it's not the worst. And I, I am thankful. You're going to be okay. Yeah. I will say this too. As, do you have any children? No. Okay. As the only woman in the room with children, I know that I was not prepared. I was not ready. I didn't have, you know, all that nursery shit set up. And I had one piece of paper in my purse with five people's phone number on it.

Apparently I'm pregnant. I think I'm going to have a baby when I do call them. You don't, you're never really, really, really ready. But something kicks in when you have this baby and it's a maternal thing and it's genetic and it's scientific, and you will become a version of yourself that you didn't know existing. You might even start smoking crack. Or finish, asshole. My bad, my bad.

You know, Hannah, I would also suggest pick up a book called, there's a book called Matressens. It's not a new term, but it's like a term a lot of people don't know about. It's exactly what Lunel was talking about where, like, you're gray-man. matter and your brain changes when you become a mom. Like all these different things, physiologically. Yeah, it's like a second adolescence. Like a bird or things, it's nature. Yes.

Like, unless you're a complete weirdo fuck narcissist or some weird shit like that. If you are just in your hormonal right mind and you have this baby, it's like just how puppies take the dogs they keep, you're going to, it's just, it just happens. Yeah. Yeah. All right, Hannah. Any other questions we can answer for you? Yeah, no, I just want to, like, give you a lot of love and support.

Yeah. Thank you. Yeah, thank you. Thank you so much for taking the time to answer my email. And, yeah, it's definitely been probably one of the most challenging situations I've ever had to deal with so far in my life. So thank you so much. In six months, we need a follow-up email or phone call. Or like maybe in eight months when you have, like, you know, had a minute.

Like anytime in your life where something doesn't go the way that you planned for it to go is an opportunity for you to go, oh my God, I'm going to handle this like a fucking pro. Yeah. Thank you. Yes, I have been trying very hard to reframe my brain and not just want to cry all the time. Yeah, totally. The hormones don't help. But I will definitely send in a photo in about eight months or so. Amazing.

Yes, please. see how we're doing. Yeah. And like, you've got this. Like, you're a full adult. You're 35. Like, you're, you've got this. You know what the crying part of is?

I think it's like when you finally realize, I don't got got like I'm caught. Like, I'm pregnant. Like, wait a minute. I know. When you guys talked about the brain stuff, I was like, oh. Yeah, no. Like, that could happen. What if that brain stuff gets in my brain?

I know. I'm saying it's like, oh, my God. Because I was pregnant and I was like, this kid's got. to come out of me. Right. Where will I be? How does this happen?

What's going on? Will I be in the store? Will I be driving? Am I going to be alone? I don't know what to do. How much does I hurt? There's all that shit. I went through all that.

You're trapped. You're totally trapped. Anyway, we're going to let you go. We'll hang up. We'll hang up with you now. Thank you for calling. Bye. You post it, okay?

Thank you. I will. Thank you so much. Have a great rest of your day. Bye. Thanks, Hannah. It's so funny that you say the pain of it because I was like, I've never even gotten that far along with my thinking. That's all I could think about.

When I think about pregnancy, it stops at nine months of no drinking and no party. That's where it ends. That's the worst pain you can imagine. It's not even about the kid first. It's about that period of time where I have to incubate something. Yeah. But something in you also wants to stop. Something in you, I don't want to stop.

the vodka. Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, I get that too, which I also don't want. Yeah, right, right. I don't blame you. Do that set of circles too. If I wasn't me, I'd be you for sure.

If this hadn't happened over there, I would be me. I think you might be me. I mean, there's a lot of similarities going on. I would be you, but with a kid. Right, right. Yeah.

All right. Well, our next question comes from Cassidy, and she is calling in with her husband, Brandon. It's a couple. It's a couple. This is a little lighter question. It's going to be about anal.

Cassidy says, dear Chelsea, I'm thinking about drugging my husband, for good reason, of course. I told you it was going to be about anal. Here's the issue. He hates flying and refuses to take anything for flight anxiety. I'm no fan myself, but I've learned to manage. My husband, however, expresses every trepidation aloud, which gives me a helpful running list of reminders of what to panic about when we're trapped in a metal tube in the sky. He also has the scariest for days leading up to the flight, and especially the return flight. He sometimes even hijacked sweet moments with anxiety at random while on our trip.

So on longer scary flights, I take a nibble of Xanax to subdue the nerves or get some sleep, leaving my poor husband to white-knuckle it solo, or worse, ruin my high. But he doesn't want to take anything. He won't even trial run it. He's skeptical of most meds, especially not prescribed, and insists he would rather suffer. He calls it exposure therapy. I call it stubborn and childish. The thing is, we fly a lot.

He travels monthly for work mostly, but we go back and forth between Austin and NYC several times a year. Four hours of him catastrophizing and me being the emotional support human. I've listened to every episode and I don't think you've covered the ethics of non-consensually sedating your spouse, hypothetically. Should I tell him to try breathing exercises, hypnosis, or should I just drug him and tell him afterward? Help, my marriage is great, but our flights are turbulent. Cassidy and Brandon. Dude. Hi guys.

Brandon, you can unmute yourself. Brandon. Yeah, what an interest. Brandon, you can't subject the woman who loves you to this kind of behavior. You have to start taking that. Drug him, just drug him. You have to. You know what it's like what you're doing?

Brandon, it's like you have the magic pill. It's right here. It will make your life so easy. It will make your life's wife much easier. There's whatever version of it. It could be Xanax. It could be a Kalanipin. It could be a joint.

It could be, I don't know. Figure it out. I'd be pro. And then imagine, I mean, that's a gift that you are giving to your wife. And that is decency, courtesy, and respect. And you'll thank her later. Yeah. You'll thank her later.

Right? Don't you agree? Yeah. You can't keep fucking up to trip, bro. Listen, just drug him, girl. He's not willing. You know, do it on the plane. because he'll think that there's no way for you to do it.

Just press it up. Well, he's watching this right now, so I think he probably figured that out. He's got his eyes close. She just drug him, girl. But tell him to look out the window at the beautiful view and then you slip it in his drink. But on a more serious note, I mean, I like that note too, but have you tried hypnosis? No. Okay.

You don't look like a hypnosis type of guy. Well, okay, but you have to be open to these types of things. You can't just sit around and suffer. You do you understand that that's going to be a bigger and become a bigger and bigger problem in your life? No, he can suffer. He's making her suffer. Well, I always get on the plane. It doesn't ruin trips or anything of that sort.

It's just I always get on. We've never not got on a flight because I'm too anxious for it. No, I know, but that's not the point because you're torturing her while you're on the flight. Your sweaty hands. Like your anxiousness, your anxiety is a problem for her. When there's a solution. maybe you guys should fly separately. And he...

Never. Well, we do that. So he's actually, he's in New York right now and I'm home. So he'll fly by himself on Friday. But I will definitely be by the phone. Like, the pilot's going to be fine. So that's why I had to come to you guys because I was this close to literally doing what Kavern said

and just putting a little sandwich in his water bottle, letting him take a good nap. And then when we get there, then he'll understand. that it's not that bad. Right. You know what Brandon you might also try is like a beta blocker, like a propanol. Oh yeah.

That's easy. That's a nothing drug. That's not like a Xanax at all. It's not a benzodiazepine. Right. It's called a propranol and it's like a beta blocker. But she said he won't take anything. Right?

He won't even take them. It is a prescription. But it's not going to make you feel funny in your head at all. It just like slows down your heart. That's actually what I started taking for flight anxiety. Yeah, you just don't get nervous. Do you have any? Yeah, I do actually.

I'll bring you something out of it upstairs. Do you want some? I wish I had some for you, but it doesn't. I just think, Brandon, like, do you understand the point that you should, it would be nice and respectful to be more open to suggestion when something is kind of being, become a real thorn in your partner's side? Yeah, I mean, I understand what I try to reel it as much as possible. But I fly enough every time I do it, I don't want to have to take a Xanax.

I haven't done it in the past, so maybe it's a lack of knowing what it's going to be like. But I'm flying at least once, twice, three times a month normally. So having to take Xanax every other week, it seems like something I'm not really interested in. That's a lot. Okay. I understand that. That's understandable. But there are other solutions out there. You don't have to become addicted to Xanax. I feel if his system is as clean as it is, he could take a natural melaton and a melatonin and probably get yourself. And just he'll go and just go take a little nap. You'll wake up where you are. Like he said, he ain't never.

I never missed no plane or nothing like that. He decides three or four. Just being a baby. And she just has to, girl, you said for better or worse, richer or poor, sickness and a psycho or no psycho. So if that's what you got to do to win your husband through the flight, you might just be stuck doing it, girl, unless you drug him. Well, sometimes on like a Friday or something, if we're going together, I'm like,

why don't you get on my level a little bit and we'll just hang out. Have a little party. Yeah, that's fun. You're missing out too, Brandon, on that. You've got to be, you're so rigid. Let it go. Let it rip a little bit. Life is easier if you're just a little bit looser.

How about this? I think this might be a good compromise. If you don't want to take anything, then you have to go see either someone to do some hypnotherapy or a therapist about this. Or anal. Or anal. Like you were saying.

Or you have to agree. They thought this question was going to be about anal. I don't really know much about the hypnosis. What is that like? Would that be? I've been to hypnosis for smoking cigarettes, and I didn't smoke cigarettes for 10 years after that. It was like a three-time thing. There's a guy named Carrie Gaynor.

He's in Santa Monica, California. I know you guys don't live in Santa Monica, but he works. I've had so many friends have gone to him and quit smoking. It worked for me. He does all sorts of, he does fear of flying. He does all different sorts of, like, phobias. And his name is Carrie Gaynor spelled with a K. So, you know, that's one, but there's a lot of those.

I just know that one because I live in L.A. And that rimcoquire's like two or three sessions, I think, where they kind of hypnotize you and go through the motions of getting on a plane. And it seems to do the trick for a lot of people. So it's worth trying for sure. Now, can I ask you this? I don't know if you know anything about me. I'm extremely blunt.

Your husband looks like he's a nice guy. But a blowjob, I'm sure he wouldn't be opposed to that. Before. Before. Before. Maybe in the Uber on the way to the airport. I know.

It's like where do you do that in the airport? Bring back those days of old. And I bet you he would be so relaxed. He wouldn't even need a melatonin and nothing like that. Now we're thinking. See? Look who just perked up on this phone. Somebody just came alive.

There we go. I mean, when you're married, you got to do stuff like that girl. We should submit this episode for a Webby. Absolutely. It's incredibly. Mental health awareness month. Absolutely. I have to know what boys like.

Wow, you guys, we nailed it. I think we solved everybody's problems. All right. Do you have your marching orders? Okay. A blur job in no thing? If he doesn't want to try anything, he has to go get some hypnotherapy. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. I love that. I'm open to the hypnosis. I'll give that a shot. Okay, great. That's good.

That's open to something. We'll take a blow job. That is a win, Brandon. And also the blowjob. Yeah, let's go. First he finishes the hypnosis and then he gets the blowjob. And you'll be asleep like a little baby. Bye, guys.

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What's the news? Huge news We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas We invented a podcast? Well we didn't invent it We just contributed to it people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there.

But this one's extra special. So how do we actually come up with a name, Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. Oh, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers. This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this.

We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast. where people could call in and say, hey Jonas, and then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it.

Another podcast from some SNL, late-night comedy guy, not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smigel and friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and headwriter Streeter Seidel help an a cappella band with their between songs banter.

Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and Friends on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Are you guys ready for another question? I am. I am.

Absolutely. You're like, I'm surprised. Like, you guys are stone, but like you're pulling it out. You're pulling it out. No, she's a really good voice of reason. and I'm like fucking and almost everything. But she's really, you know, people have got the wrong. This is a smart-ass bitch right here,

and she's got a really good head on her. She just turns it on. People have the wrong idea about me. Yeah. I just think you're slutty and drunk. So, Jess says, dear Chelsea, I'm going to Spain for my 41st birthday celebration and would love some advice.

I'll be there for the entire month of September, 2026, with friends and family popping in and out at different times, just like you do. Chelsea, I know you love Majorca. It has been a dream of mine to visit. My most important question, what do I need to know about having sex with men in a new country? Not sure if I'll get lucky or not, but would love some tips and or knowledge you may have on the topic. She goes, men might be a bit presumptuous, more probably a singular man.

Love your podcast. My sisters and I listen every week. All the best, Jess. What is she, would mean men might be more presumptuous? She's saying it's probably just be one man, but like. She's a hurt. Eat, pray, love. Yeah.

Oh, I see. I don't know what to say about European men. I mean, I find it all men to be fun. Like, you can find fun guys in a lot of places, definitely in Spain. But I don't know what I would say. Like, what do you have to look? I guess not being circumcised. Not eating pussy?

No. Jamaica, you ain't going to get your pussy eight. You would get big down, but you ain't going to get your pussy eight. In Jamaica specifically, just that island? Well, I haven't been all of it. But the ones I've been on, it's very, very rare. That's unfortunate. I don't like that.

It is. That's why I don't go that often. Yeah. But like you said, there is circumcisional regional differences. There's, I think that it's more fun to meet guys, European guys. You've got an accent. You've got a different culture. They show you things. You learn things every day.

these motherfuckers here in the States have fucking had it pretty much and so I'm in envy of going having a European romance. Yeah, it's a good time to go to Europe, period. It's a good time to go to Europe and it's a good time to be with a European man. So there's a lot to look forward to and I don't know. I've only dated one Spanish guy and I don't know how I would differentiate it. Yeah, would you hook up with like a local? Would you hook up with an expat?

It's just you got to find someone you have a vibe with and then have a good time. And where are we meeting, guys? I said at a restaurant. You have to be out and about beach bar. Ooh, I like that. Yeah. Beach bars are fun. Aren't they?

Especially at night, a beach bar at night. I like that about. Day till night. That's when it's really fun. Day till night. Yeah. Just say a little wet shit all night long. Yeah.

All right. Well, those are all our questions. That's okay. We can wrap it up. I absolutely adore coming to see you in any capacity. I love it. Let me just say this to the people. People, I don't get a fuck about a lot of these bitches, okay?

I play the game and I'd be nice, which is a big thing for me because I used to not even be nice. But I'd be nice and I play the game. But there are certain people that I really do fuck with. Like, I really, after a while, I can't go too long without checking in or sending a message or something like that and letting them know I'm thinking about them. And then I watch what they do and study and learn from.

And that's you for me. I never thought I was going to know you, you know, and I definitely didn't think we was going to get along. And then we are, I feel very like-minded in a lot of ways. And she's a lot of fun and don't give a fuck enough. You're not having fun in life. Then you're fucking miserable. It's really only one reason to be here is that if you get a kid, raise a viable kid and to have fun. I don't even want to be involved with any guys if they're not fun.

What are we doing? I don't need you to not be. fun. You are the fun. I need motherfuckers, you know what I mean? So, but I really enjoy coming here and seeing in any capacity. I love you. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers.

We've christened the podcast room with a nice day of joint smoking. I appreciate you for that. I need it to break it. I need a plaque. I need my picture. We should put a plaque in here in here. I'm down with a plaque room of you. A black of the dishroom christened

marijuana christened by the great. Lou now. Okay? I want that next time I come over. I'll be looking for it. If you want advice from Chelsea, write in to Dear Chelsea Podcast at gmail.com. Dear Chelsea is a production of IHeartMedia. Follow Chelsea on all socials at Chelsea Handler and find Catherine on TikTok at Flashcadabra. Dear Chelsea is edited and engineered by Brandon Dickert, executive producer Catherine Law. Find full video episodes and minisodes now on Netflix and get tickets to see Chelsea Live at Chelseahandler.com. Get rewarded just for shopping with Simon Plus.

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