Death To Everyone - Death To... 90s Female Musicians, Wiggles & Cluedo

Episode Date: December 11, 2024

Hello Listener, Sorry for the lateness. This week we open up the mailbag and see what categories you want discussed. Please enjoy!

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You got to get that long extended kiss and then you got to stick the landing on the sloppy little snap back. Was that you Zelda? Yeah. Ooh, it makes my lips vibrate. My name is Lazy Susan. And I'm Zelda Moon. And we also have riding along in our space car at 50 gajillion miles an hour,

the one and the only space car driver, Matt. Hola. Hola. Hola. We're opening up into Spanish speaking markets. Yeah. How exciting for us. Got to diversify.

Welcome to Death to Everyone, our occasionally edited podcast. That's right. Sometimes it's candid, one-on-one. Sometimes it's more, one-on-one. Sometimes it's more hyper-produced. Hello everyone. And what happens on this podcast, Lazy Susan? Well, it's a show wherein two celestial goddesses,

Gelda Moon and Lazy Susan, decide what is going to go into a doomsday bunker because we live in heated times and the apocalypse seems just around the corner, 20 seconds to midnight. So what better time to start dreaming up what needs to be saved from all of humankind? Yeah, that's a pretty good summary. That's yeah, beautiful. Listen, I wouldn't write it down, send it to the dictionary, people.

Yeah. But I would say it onto a podcast that will be edited. Perhaps you'll get 20% of what you actually said like on the show. Oh, I'm so mad watching that television show. They keep coming up with your funny bits. They cut out all my funny bits. Zelda. Can I say my funny bit?

Does Drag Race cut everything out that you wanted in there? Anytime I'm not funny, it's cause they cut something out. Right. And it's all someone else's fault. Nevermind. No, there was just in the slapping challenge. I don't know if you saw this week's episode. Yeah, I have.

Oh wow. I'll keep up. My dad was like, I hadn't seen it. He's sick of it. Two episodes behind. Yeah. I think you only watched it cause you got a shout out this week. Yeah.

No, when they did the slapping challenge and Michelle cunningly read my target to Woolworth's joke. Oh yeah, huh? Then after she hit me in the face, I grabbed my face and like looked at my finger for blood, which is in the episode. And then I looked at the camera crew and I said, you said nothing. You just watched. And then I turned to the cast and I said, all of you just watched. And they cut that out.

They cut that out. I think that is funny. It's definitely funny. Yeah. There was some really like, there was no laughter after your slap. No. They just like did dead silence. Yeah.

Some people, they were pissing themselves and your one was just like, crickets. They were all kind of fun, actually. That was so fun. It was a good, good time on set. And because they had like a mix of like, they, like that they were like, Oh, we'll try that again and we'll give you a different line, like for the insulty bits.

Yeah. And that was so cute. It was just such a nice morning. It was like, we'd had such a hard time the day before. Anyway, all I'm saying is I'm getting cut. Jelle, how are you? I'm good. I have just come back from a weekend with family

doing like a early Christmas because of schedules. Bitch, what time? What? Wait, what day is it? It's the 8th of December. Yeah, what the hell? Christmas has got to stop. December has other days in it. Give it some space. We have pushed it too far. Maybe I'm just getting older, but it feels like Christmas is too much at the moment. Too much.

Like I thankfully do not have that level of responsibility, but I watch all of you every year buzz around and have to do 10 different events. Obligated by them. So rude. But, um, all of my family are watching Drag Race and it's so funny cause I haven't seen them for a few episodes, like, worth of time. And that's how I measure time. Yeah.

And I talked to them all individually about the episodes and where we're at across the weekend. And they all have the same feedback of like, lazy is killing it, lazy is amazing, blah, blah, blah. But then being like, Oh God, I don't like this one. Oh, and that other one. God, I don't like them. Oh, oh, and this one. Oh God, I can't stand that one. Oh, and that one.

Oh God, I can't stand them. Oh, I can't believe they're still there. Then there's this one. Oh God, I can't stand that one. It's like the same conversation with all of them. No offense girls, but the only one that all three of those family members have been like, oh, I was so sad when Brenda went home. Oh well, Brenda's a star.

But then they'll go, and who was the other one? Oh, yeah. God, hated her. It is. I do feel responsible for showing all these people drag race. Well then, last night, my dad and my brother were talking about it and then they both go like, oh, but it's a terrible show. Like it's terrible.

And I was like, oh, cause I was saying like, it's funny how, you know, at the start, you don't really know the girls. And then by the end, you've got the people that you're rooting for and all that stuff. You get to know them across the course of the thing. And they were like, yeah, that's true. Um, but I mean, we're only watching it cause lazy's on it. It's so bad. And I was like, Oh, I didn't realize you were the fucking connoisseur of reality TV. Sorry, it isn't the block.

That probably makes them real Drag Race fans then. I didn't realize you were the fucking connoisseur of reality TV. Sorry it isn't the block. That probably makes them real Drag Race fans then. Because you know, that is the official opinion of all Drag Race fans. Oh, I hate this television program. I'm gonna bitch about it forever. But they're secretly obsessed with it. Yes. I was like, oh, yeah.

Because I was like, I suppose you're not gonna watch season 17 then are you? I would love if someone, like even if just one person from this mix, the like straight male diaspora being invited to watch the show because of that, like my dad and my uncles and blah, blah, like if one of them holds on and keeps watching in private, I will live. That'd be good. That'd be so funny. Tell us, anyway, we're all rooting for you. Thank you so much.

You know what? It was so funny in my safe weeks because my dad had seen some of those and he was like, oh, I don't know Rob. At the start he'd been like, you're doing so well. You might actually do, you might win this thing. Yeah. And then like first we go, he's like, I don't know. Maybe not.

And he's like, just lost hope straight away. Well, immediately. And he's like, but he's like that vibe, she's got so much charisma. She's a real professional, you know, who's that other one? much charisma. She's a real professional. You know, who's that other one? He's like, you vibe and Mandy, you seem like real professionals. Oh, at least he put you in there with me. I was like, I may be just by the skin of my teeth, but he's obsessed with that. And I'm like, you need to be the only person in the world that unabashedly likes me.

Yes. It's like, you will win, son. There you go. Everyone else can have opinions. Yeah. Oh, funny. Yeah. But he's back on board now. Oh, he won.

He won, yeah. He won three times now. That's pretty good. And as my brother said defiantly last night, three out of six. It's like, yes, correct. If you say statistics in various ways, it does sound good. It does sound good. I was like tagged in something, which was like a video of my runway.

I was reading the comments, which is a terrible idea. And one of the commenters was like so deranged, like so like, they were just on a tear about how much every single thing I'd done in the construction and execution of this look, they hated. And how much like, it was just the most outwardly, like the favoritism and like everything blah, blah, blah. And I was like, wow, this is crazy. This is so intense.

Like this person's intensity is so much. And then I went down to like another comment and it was just like a GIF that said, happy Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day. And it was like an animating GIF. And it just kind of woke me up to, um, how the internet is just like a, like just a pile of like random inputs or like screaming at the exact same time. I was like, none of this means anything. Yeah.

I wouldn't take it too seriously. Hey, no. Yeah. Happy Pearl Harbor. You should have said that in reply. Just start replying. Maybe your comments into all things can just be. Remembrance days of all different types. Yeah.

Matt, how are you? How's your child? Oh, she's good. Yeah. She's, um, she's obsessed with baby chinos at the moment. Who gave her a baby chino? I made one. You made her one.

Yeah. I have a milk frother thing at home. You know, those little like canisters. You put it in there. Is it portable? I don't take it with me. And that's a shame. We could be drinking frothy milk right now. Baby Gino maybe.

Did you do a marshmallow? No marshmallow. I just do frothed milk. I don't, I don't have all the trappings. It sounds like she hasn't had a baby Gino yet. No, no, she has them at the cafe. But at home she doesn't get all that. Do you do a dusting of chocolate?

I actually do a baby Chino. So I do the, like a chai spice on top. Oh, that's a good one. I'm not sure if you've ever had a baby chino. I've never had a baby chino. I've never had a baby chino. I've never had a baby chino. I've never had a baby chino. I've never had a baby chino. I've never had a baby chino. I've never chocke? I actually do, um, a baby Chino. So I do the, like a chai spice on top.

Oh, she goes like this. Yeah. She loves it. It goes all over her. Um, but she's also started asking for cups of tea now. Oh, because she sees us drinking them. She's like, cup tea, cup tea.

Oh, bossy. Yeah. She says cup tea. That's cute. And so we give her like, just water with like a dash of milk in it. That's really just like diluted milk. And she's like, what's the tea of choice in your house? Just English breakfast.

EBT. For my partner. For me, I need like a, like a spiced tea. Sounds like Liz is just a good salt of the earth gal. Yeah. An Aussie battler. Yeah. A cobbler.

That's right. And you're a bit of a dandy little bit of a fancy pants. Well, I have a chai. I like chai. So that's my, that's why I'm giving, I'm making baby China. Is that what they're called? Baby China. Maybe made that up.

I sometimes write down little notes in my phone for things to talk about. And the one that I remember putting it in, because I remember formatting it so that it would be like, don't forget to tell this story because it's Isolated and what I wrote down in all capitals is fly dick And I do not sound like the tag that would be on one of your stories Yes, was it a fly like a zipper? Did you get your dick caught in a zipper? No, Did you get someone else's dick caught in a zipper? Did you pull down someone's foreskin and there was a dead fly there? No.

Okay. Did you see a fly with an erection? No. Matt, that's disgusting. I don't know why I wrote it. Listener, if you know, can you write it? I'm trying to help him. No one can help her.

Anyway, so that leaves me pretty blank. So I don't really have much else. So is that the only note you have this week? Just fly a dick. I mean, that's the newest thing. I have other things that I could discuss, but I think I'll save them. Do you know what I will say? Um, Zelda is that I think you have now suggested to listen to the pod to, to one of your many suitors.

Yeah. And so now we can't talk about him on the pod. No, I can't. Zelda, I hate you. I know. Sorry about it. We need to make a fake second podcast. Yes. For all of the...

Called Deaf to Everyone. Where it's about For all of the... Def to everyone. What's about us, um, learning about the deaf community of Melbourne. Yeah. And you were like, oh, you thought it was death to everyone? No. I know those crones. They're crazy. What if you just started using a fake name until you really

felt comfortable with someone? Yeah. Yeah. And then, and then, yeah. Or maybe I could just not tell them about the podcast. That's probably the good move. Yeah. Why do you tell them about the podcast?

I don't know. What else do I have to talk about? Fly dick? I don't even know what that means. But look, here's one of my backup talking points for the intro. You'll love it. Naming houses. I hate them.

Oh, I love it. I hate that. What do you mean? When you drive past a house and it's like 93, like fucking like- Go on. I don't know. See, it's not as easy as it looks. Like Oblivion Lane or something. I think there's one around the corner called Munya.

Oh. Munya. What does that mean? You're not meant to know what it means. You're meant to just imbibe the spirit. Carrion bush. But I like when they have names like... Cuttlefish.

My friends used to live in a house called the Pink Palace. Oh yeah, like a nickname. But is that like, named on the side of the house? No. Or is that just what they call it? That's what they call it. That's fine. I'm talking about like, putting a sign on the house that says, that's the name of this house. Yeah. I think you're probably right. I think if the names got better,

if it was like pink palace was written on the side of the house. Yeah, you know what I love is that house on your street that just has a big printout of RuPaul on the door. Well, now you're doxing me. I love that. They put it up for a party. Bizarre. And then they never took it down. And then they did Halloween decorations. And my friends used to live in that house. Cool. So I know what the inside looks like. Is it good? It's a really nice house.

Is it one of those, like, second floor balcony things where it's like a bit scary out there, like it's going to fall through? I didn't go through out there. But the downstairs had a really nice renovation. It's a double story Victorian terrace, but you know how like they get a bit shadowy and dark and cold on the inside.

Um, awful houses. I think they should all be torn down. Um, I, I really do. Can I say like for a while I've, I've kept this opinion back. And if you're listening in the States, you don't know what we're talking about. If you're listening UK, you might, but there's these homes that are the Victorian era, like terrorist houses. And then at the century, they're like a hundred years old.

Corridor houses that we have everywhere in Victoria. They're protected because they are considered to be like historically important. They are terrible houses. There's no, I live in one, so I can say this, historically important. Yeah. They are terrible houses. There's no, I live in one, so I can say this, I guess. There's no fucking light inside of them. They're hallways. The whole thing is just a hallway. Yeah.

There's no insulation in them. They fucking suck. Tear them all down and put something good. And you know what? The only reason we can't tear them down is because the houses we're making now are more ugly than them. Oh yeah. And they're actually worse, like in terms of insulation.

Environmental standards. That's the thing though. It's like, if we had a better option, if they were forced, if they were minimum building standards in this country that force, and standards in this country, that forced new builds to actually be beautiful. Yeah. Then you could get away with taking down some of these buildings, which are the fronts always look nice.

They're cute. The facade looks good, but like inside it's like a, just a old breezy dusty box. Yeah. I tell you what, when I'm Celestial Goddess of planet Earth, every house is going to be Charmed House. Charmed House, yes! The San Franciscan on a hill. We'll knock them all down and every house can just be that. Charmed House. Like when you go up north, like up in Queensland, the Queenslander house. On stilts.

On stilts. A lot of the front patios have these gorgeous stained glass and then the louvered windows at the top. They are some of the most beautiful houses you've ever seen in your life. And it's just like, built for the fucking climate that it's in, unlike the Victorian terrace. It's just like, there are beautiful houses that were built a hundred years ago. We just are protecting the wrong ones. Get rid of them. Also, it is insane in the city to have these suburbs, like the one that I live in, in my Victorian terrace, ivory tower, and people have nowhere to fucking live near the city.

Tear them down and build some more high density fucking housing. We need people to live close to the goddamn growing city. Stop putting them out in fucking barrack. Yeah. No one wants to live there. Like, come on. And it doesn't have to be ugly. That's, we just need to find a way of making them not ugly.

Charmed houses, charmed apartment buildings. I would, could you imagine? Yeah. Oh, and the penthouse is just like the cool attic. Yeah. The book of shadows. I saw online on the internet, um, that it was, um, we were remembering Pearl Harbor, um, that there was like video footage of, um, Piper with like a Sharpie pen crossing out the demons they'd vanquished in the Book of Shadows. And people were like, how did she do this in like this hundred year old almanac? The family family relic.

And she's like, eh, eh. Well, it wasn't protected. Someone else posted a photo of Alissa Milano putting a picture of her boyfriend Cole or Balthazar and sticking it in like it's a scrapbook. Just charmed ones. They got no respect. They weren't always charming. Anyway, kick them out of the house, move 50 people in that house.

And lazy Susan, won't you tell us how the world ends this week? The world ends, the world ends! The world ends when the Victorian terrace is made the official house because of the destructive reign of the Victorian Conservation Society. And they managed to institute it across the entire globe. So every domicile is torn down and remade into the image of a little hallway house with no light. So everyone either freezes to death in their Victorian Terrace house, dies of some sort of dust inhalation issue from the dusty air that just blows into their Victorian Terrace house. Through the cracks in the ceiling. Or they die in a heatwave, as I plan on doing in just a few days time, as their house heats up. So it's death by Victorian terrace.

I fear. Or it just falls down on top of you. Yeah. Maybe the roof just caves in. They like the ones that are all North side are all the miners' cottages. That's right. Yeah. So they were just like the poor cheap ones.

We're preserving like the, like the poorest homes of the era. We're preserving. Yeah. It's still crazy that they had like all like, you know, nice floral... Like sconces and like moldings. Yeah, like nice little moldings on plaster molds. Yeah. Well, they were miners, not molds.

What, they didn't just have a nice awning around their lining? But that was the standard back then. That was the standard. Even the poorest of the poor could have a molding. And now I just have black mold. But I did fix my tap in the kitchen. So now I don't have as much black mold. That tap was dripping.

Honey, it's been dripping for three years. And I fixed it. That's good. Myself. I turned off the water to my house and then five hours later, it came back on. Oh my God. And my housemates could finally shit. You know?

Good. That's good. Did you have a break in between? Or you just... Well, I kept realizing I didn't have exactly what I needed. So I had to go back out. Yeah, like the knowledge to do the... That too.

Oh yes. But you know what, Zelda? Yeah. I'm not afraid of having a lack of knowledge. Uh-huh. Yeah. I'm an American. You seek out that knowledge. But you know what, Zelda? Yeah. I'm not afraid of having a lack of knowledge. Yeah. I'm an American. You seek out that knowledge. Yeah.

I just get it done. True. And I almost fucked it up entirely. Yeah. And then I didn't. And that was the story. It's actually surprisingly easy to fix taps. Really?

Yes. My tap was dripping at the moment. Listen, honey. Was it just a washer or something? Well, it's like, yeah, you get like a repair kit and there's like a washer and like a little, um, like plunger thing that like is the, the valve type. The valve, yeah. Cool. Yeah.

So yeah. And those were worn down. Do not, when you like tighten your taps, your faucets in your home, don't squeeze them shut. Oh, that's what I'm doing at the moment. Yeah. That's how you quicken the, the wearing out of your rub off. I don't want to quicken anything. So don't squeeze them. I mean, if they're, if they're too far gone, you're fucked, but yeah, if you just do a light, like the rubber is doing its job at the ceiling. It doesn't

need to be completely compressed in the tube. And then I lubed it up with some waterproof tap lube. Ooh. No, Zelda. You can't get fucked by the waterproof tap lube. Well, it sounds like you can. Have you ever cut a dog's nails with like those, with those contraptions? Like, too close and cut the quick no oh i remember once

only once my i can't remember if it was mom or dad when we were kids like cut too close and it was bleeding and just like wouldn't stop so you're admitting to that on the public. I mean, it did stop bleeding and then the dog was fine. Animal cruelty. Animal cruelty. Abuse. Why do dogs have nails? Digging. Digging. For what?

Scratching. Treats. To bury their bones and their balls. I don't know about dogs, man. What are they doing back there? They're saving the bone for later. Like, I love it when cats have their little claws and they're like climbing up shit like Spiderman. And also they're like, I'll have that back there. What are they saving the bone for later? Like I love it when cats have their little claws and they're like climbing up shit like Spider-Man. And also they're like I'll have that back now. Yeah. That is so good. And also like if they're like using them to climb they don't generally need

to um be cut or anything. That's the story about cats. Dog claws, I just hate it when a dog jumps and you're like, I was sharp. Why were you sharp? Mmm. Like cut them all off. Yeah. Pull them out. Pull them out.

No, no, we don't recommend that. We're not Zelda. What? Yeah. Cutting off the dog's fingers. Oh, why haven't you gotten a dog yet? Well, because the fences aren't so I was talking about this on the weekend, actually. I would love, but the fences are just not quite right.

So I would have to. What do you mean the fences at Enkiwa? They, a dog would jump the fence. Which fence? Half a meter high. Not the front. You don't have it in the front yard. There's no backyard fence.

The side of the house doesn't have a fence. You could put something in, in a weekend. Well, yes. I mean, that's the handyman lazy over here. But I'd also need to, there's one new fence on one side and the other side is a very old fence that's like, if I touch it with a lawnmower, it loses another panel. Why don't you get like a shock collar instead?

You know, yeah. No, like one of those electric fences. Just pull out all its nails and it won't be able to dig under the fence. No, I'm serious. You can get this thing put in. But also I think it's. Just get some chicken wire, stick it up. I feel irresponsible getting a dog when I don't have a car, because if there was an

emergency, it would be a delay. You called a dog ambulance. Dog ambulance. Yeah. That feels like an Uber. We have Uber, Zelda. You know, when I got the Uber on the way home, I was, I got in on Friday. Sorry, context for people who weren't there on Friday.

I was covered in blood. We had a gig on Friday. Yeah, I saw that on social media. What happened? I was sick of being beautiful. So I wanted to be... Did someone cut your nail too, Sean? Yeah. It was sick of being beautiful. So I wanted to be... Did someone cut your nail too? Yeah. It was a commentary about that. And so I got in the Uber and I was like, I'm, it's just makeup

and it's dry. Like I'm not going to get it all over your little pleather seat or whatever. But because I was in drag, I was so hot and sweaty. Then when I got up to leave, there was like that gleam of sweat on the pleather. And I could see him like looking at it. And I was like, it's not fake blood. It's just sweat. Relax. Get off my back. Yeah.

And then I closed the door. And then he stayed on the street, presumably giving me a poor star rating while scrutinizing my sweatiest chair. Yeah, do you think he touched the blood? I do. I think he was testing what it was. If your car is too clean or too precious, I don't think you should be Ubering.

No, it's not like your car plus it's like your work vehicle. Yeah. And that backseat is going to encounter a lot of people. Much worse things than a little bit of drag queen sweat. Yeah. Is that a dead and dying dog? I was just trying to cut her nails. Give her a new set like Susie told me to.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, with that. We have, you know, you have our endorsement to get a, to get a dog. If you need help, we'll help you get your house ready. Yeah. I think it just needs to happen. What if we got your electric scooter and you could just scoot it to the hospital? Also, just don't plan on killing your dog.

How about that? Well, you could get a horse, I guess. I would love to get a horse. My dad's dog, Bernie Sanders, like has been taken and have his stomach pumped at three in the morning, like 10 times because he is the most mischievous little bitch. Little scam. And he gets into chocolate all the time.

Chocolate. Poison. Poison. And then like every time, like, well, we have to take him back to the emergency vet hospital. Aw. Uh, it's crazy. I just, that's, that's fucking crazy.

Well better that than death. Maybe. No, Bernie's doing well. Bernie. Everyone, Bernie's fine. He's just such a little disobedient dog. Little scam. If you, if you get a dog, he needs to be.

Oh mama. I'm taking that to like puppy school. They all do puppy school. But then like the graduate program, like I want a dog that's like. What's your command voice? Oh God. You use it on your staff all the time. No! Come No, come here. Say come here. You there. Drone hiller. Stop doing that. Oh no, this is going to be a naughty dog. He's not going to listen to you. Whoa.

Whoa. Whoa. Dogs listen to fancy old ladies. Yeah. Maybe when you're in drag. You never seen 101 Dalmatians? They were all listening to that woman. Shall we get into the three?

Let's leave this place. Okay. We'll be right back. And welcome back everyone. So this week we're going to try something a little bit different as far as our categories go. Yeah, because you're obsessed with us and you won't stop sending us emails. So the categories selected today have been selected from our inbox. Yeah.

This is a mailbag episode. Yeah. Thank you, listener, for your suggestion. So the first topic for discussion today was... Say their first name and their last initial. The last name initial. Zach D. Ooh, Zach D. name initial. Zach D.

Ooh, Zach D. This letter from Zach D. I've never been so intrigued by someone's name before. Yeah. Zach D. Shall I read it out? Yeah. Okay.

Dearest gie- oh, sorry. Let's start again. Should learn how to read first. Dearest giant galactic women, I was prompted by your last episode to send an email, given I have the day off and so little to do. Great work, Zach. Did you spend a day crafting this email?

You really are one of our listeners. I unfortunately do not have any funny pictures of me. Did we ask for people to send photos of us? That does sound like something it would do. However, I recall Lazy mentioning Fiona Apple a couple of times on the pod. And I know Zelda has mentioned at least music that is tangentially related to these women. So I would be so grateful to know which 90s diva gets in the bunker. Oh, is it indeed Fiona or PJ Harvey? Is it Björk, Torrey Amos, Alanis, if any at all?

I think this is a worthwhile contribution to the preservation of humankind. I would appreciate your heavenly consideration. Love the pod. Sincerely, listener. I love listener. Jack D. I mean, that is a really good question and definitely falls in the auspices of this pod. Yes. And because we do have a music venue in the bunker. Yes. We're currently building. We do have a music venue and it's kind of like our version of the bronze or P3.

Correct. Currently building. Well, you know, like it's in construction. We're like building up the, the, um. Well the apocalypse, the Victorian home apocalypse hasn't happened yet. So I assume it's still in one of those moods. Great. So who do you think? There's some one of those moods. Great. So who do you think?

There's some great, great selects. Okay. So Fiona Apple, would she be okay in the bunker? Likely not. Although I think there'd be a lot of sounds that she could mix into her new albums because you know, she loves to slam a drawer and record it and then put it on her songs. And you know, throw a cat into a sink

and we like record that. So I think there would be like definitely some like exposed piping that she could rattle and wail to. And she could definitely be crossed in the bunker, which I think would give her grist for a new album. Crossed? Like, someone could cross her. Yeah.

Oh, I think he said, crossed. Tori would be great because she can do, you know, she's quite multi-instrumental. She could almost, you know, join the scrims for a night, play all of their instruments while they watch. Yes. Yeah. Torre. Björk. Björk loves the ocean. Ariem. Well, I think that would be her favorite part. Do you, wait, how do you know that Björk loves the ocean? Because she's always doing like conservation efforts and like, she did that album about like orcas or whatever or stuff. Tammy Brown loves the ocean.

She cares. She's Icelandic. So therefore an environmentalist. She lives in the land. Yes. No, she cares. Also fabulous. Yeah. Yeah. No, she cares. Also fabulous. She too would, yeah, like it wouldn't matter that there's not many instruments down there

because everyone's got a voice and she classically loves that. So that'd be good. Do you know what I find so fabulous about these women at the 90s? How volatile they were. Yes. And I think we're like, I mean, maybe it's just a hindsight of 2020 or 2024 as it were. But the issue that we seem to be having as a culture is not appreciating outwardly hostile women. we seem to be having as a culture is not appreciating, um, outwardly hostile women.

And I'm like, when Chappell Rowan yells at a paparazzi, there's no world in which we're on the side of the paparazzi. No. And yet you go on Twitter and people are like, fuck this ungrateful bitch. How dare she? Yeah. Remember it's like, you know, Pearl Harbor day. Be grateful. Yeah. Be grateful. Yeah.

Be grateful. And happy. And, um, yeah, I was just like, like, that's great. Because these divas were not best friends with anyone. No. Like, no. But I honestly didn't have any female friends. I think there was a lot of people, like a lot of people that were pretty like against those.

Like, in the time. Well, that's the thing. I think at the time, like the people were so mad at Fiona Apple when she got up at the MTV music movie, music awards or movie. Yeah. The movie music awards. The music awards. Yeah.

Movie music awards. The video music awards. Yeah. Bitch. The movie music awards. Shut up. Yeah. And she told the industry that they were kind of fake and that it was bullshit.

And people were like kill this woman. Yeah. The most evil woman. Oh, I of the divas listed in this particular email. Zach, my pick would be PJ. I fucking love PJ Harvey. Is PJ, but like, I guess she's just nineties, but she came up in the eighties, didn't she?

No, no, she's not that old. Yeah, like maybe early nineties, but nineties, 2000s. I mean, she's still making music. I love PJ Harvey. There's that great image of PJ and Björk and Tory. Is it? You know, like where they're all on like stage reading out an award or something. That's good. Anyway, um, Alanis is also good.

It's not really, we'll have to do the same thing for the 80s because Kate Bush needs to get in the bunker Well, I think we're also kind of speaking about when they're not like the pop girlies. He's like the alternate Yeah, so like like I wouldn't like we're not including like a Mariah Carey. No Like yeah, no, he's like grunge diva. Oh Oh, I do love Amy Mann. Oh my god. Okay. Sorry. That's Annie DeFranco. That is an angry lesbian woman that I fuck with. Oh my god. That was like my high school like nothing but Annie DeFranco on loop. Who else is good? I mean, Courtney Love. Courtney Love. Yeah. I've been listening to a lot of whole ATM.

Yeah. And it's fun. Although I think like it's less of a, like after about like 45 minutes of whole listening, I'm like a bit like, okay, I get it. Yeah. Like the mood passes so quickly. It's like when you're really revved up and you okay, I get it. Yeah. I got the mood passes so quickly. It's like when you're really revved up and you're like, fuck everyone. Yeah.

Yes. I want to listen to some Courtney and then like at minute 45, I'm like, well, I'm not that angry Courtney. When she's like, fuck you and I'm gonna kill you. Yeah. Oh, what about Shirley Manson? I guess she kind of gets a look in. Totally. Yeah. Oh, what about Shirley Manson? I guess she kind of gets a look in. Totally.

Yeah. Also great. Um, I never listened to babes in Toyland. Do you know anything about them? No. Okay. Bjork, Bjork, Bjork. Um, yeah, but I mean, like, so I think there's a few albums, like, out in the world that

are like albums that I would listen to. Every song is incredible. I would never skip one. And I think Stories from the City, Stories from the Sea is one of those albums by PJ. Um, it's just a perfect album. Um, but I don't know. I dunno. I think they would all, they're all extremely bunker adjacent. I mean, they do, they are women that would like live in the bunker. Oh, Liz Fair, that's an interesting one. Cause she's kind of got one incredible album and then, um, like a little bit hit and miss after that. I do love her though. Does no doubt fall into this category?

Yeah, I think Gwen kind of has a moment. She was definitely. Yeah. I think that that woman is gone now. That Gwen. Oh God, she is so gone. I read some scathing reviews this week of her new album. Oh, poor Gwen. It's fine. I just

think it's boring, but the reviews were not kind. Do you know what has been a funny part of Drag Race? Is the, the lead singer of Killing Heidi is obsessed with Drag Race Down Under. Yes. And she's like, yeah. She's like, I love this content. I love you guys. I'm like, that's so like fabulous, but so surreal just to be like, hello. Like, arguably like, what are you doing here?

Like, why? But fantastic. But she does like, you know, killing Heidi does have that kind of energy. Yeah. Oh, oh God. That's not coming out. Sorry, Ella. Sorry.

Love you. But, you know, what about Björk? Yeah. Yeah. So Björk, um, you know, what about Björk? Yeah. Yeah. So Björk, I don't know. Maybe one day we'll do like which Aslandic person and it'll be between her and like the faggots from Sigur Rós or whatever.

So she'll have a pretty good chance then. I do really like the energy and the iconography of Björk. Yeah. Yeah. She's like a little manic pixie girl, isn't she? and the iconography of beer. Yeah. Yeah, she's like a little manic pixie girl, isn't she? Yeah, but like the- She's got that kind of chaotic energy that you kind of need in a bunker. Yes, well I mean- Spice things up a bit. It's so done, but her attacking that person at the airport-

I love that. That's fucking amazing. That is so good. More of that. More of that. That's fucking amazing. That is so good. More of that. More of that. That is so good. I always go back and watch this one video of her like explaining how her TV works. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, everyone's probably seen that. It looks like a little city.

Makes me laugh every time. But it's also this like, I don't know, like this weird energy of like that, the women of that time and that moment where you could just, like an album could consume your life. It's really hard for that to happen now because you have such an ability to switch and change and get distracted by other things. But it's like, it was the last gasp of this moment where you couldn't get everything on demand. And I, yeah, there's something like that. They are preserved in Amber and also not knowing everything about them.

Yeah. Kind of the out, the album was the text really. Yeah. Until like, I just had to read into the music. It's much more than, Yeah. Going over the like little booklet that came in the CD, little notes and stuff.

Just trying to glean as much as you could about that. Yeah. I also loved like, I don't know if Bjork did it, but PJ certainly has like hidden tracks on albums where like the last song will play and then like 20 minutes later on that track there's like a little secret song. So fun. But you can't really do that now on Spotify because you just scrabble forward. Scrabble scrabble. Scrabble.

Yeah whichever. Hmm. I do love Fiona Apple talking about how like, um, when they had that show, Iconoclass and they had like her, like two iconic people you didn't know were friends. And like during the episode, they'd like talk about each other and Fiona Apple and Quinta Tarantino did one. And she's just like, he's talking at her in a restaurant and they're like filming her for this doco.

And she's like, so actively bored out of her mind and just like zoning out but she's like also in a doco where she has to pretend to be interested in what he's saying it was incredible. Fiona and Tory I'm not as a cross I've just never done as much of them. I think Fiona Apple is one of those people where I don't think she's ever put up out a bad piece of music like it's Nothing, but bangers like all killer. No filler. Every album is just perfect Tory is like Just it's kind of got a little bit of Courtney for me like eventually like it hits a wall where I'm like, okay Sorry, I'm not that sad. Mm-hmm

Yeah, whereas like you get a bit more like Fiona takes you from like it hits a wall where I'm like, okay, Tori, I'm not that sad. Yeah. Whereas like you get a bit more like Fiona takes you from like absolute chaos, energy, sadness to like full out anger to like kind of silly and up and then. Yeah. Yeah. And I think like Björk and, uh, Alanis is certainly that as well. Like, there's a little bit more of a pop lens there. So like it can go in many different ways. It's not as like, yeah, serious.

Hmm. Oh God. Well, I think, you know, I'm happy for it to be. We're just putting a mixed CD. Oh, that's pretty hard. No, it's, it's, we're getting the whole person, are we? Oh, we could do a mixed CD. I don't know if we can see if we can book them.

No, I think it would be good to have someone as transgressive as Björk in the bunker. I kind of as well think like she could tell the new generation about the oceans. Yes. You know, kind of do tours. She could do tours of the ocean area. Hello and welcome. I would like of course to show you the lens that is over the water.

The Megalodon. So cute. I want to touch it with my fingers. I mean, like, I mean, I like all of these, like I love them all. But like Björk was like, I've listened to Björk a hundred times more than I've listened to any of the others. Was that in your Spotify rap? This year?

No. Was your Spotify rap demonic this year? Yeah. So. Was your Spotify wrapped demonic this year? Yeah. So was mine. I think that that was like, there needs to be a German word for like how disappointed you are in yourself when you get your Spotify wrapped. Shaman glugging. Yeah.

Shaman flubs. Slaman rapping. Yeah. Yes. My number one artist this year was Gaty Berry. How many times did you listen to her though? Oh, probably a lot. Yes. My number one artist this year was Gaty Berry. How many times did you listen to her though? Oh, probably a lot. Yes.

I was in the top 0.01%. Oh my God. That is crazy. No, it's actually Sexy Confident. Zelda, that is an insane... And then 0.01. That's high. Yeah.

That's really high. This is a part of me. 0.01. That's high. Yeah. That's really high. Like this is a part of me. Shaman Flavid. Take away from me. Are you listening to her entire discography or were you like held in a specific space and time? Look, you're going to hear me raw about this.

I just need you to smile. I guess. My one was actually messed up though. Like I don't like Spotify at all. Just putting that out there. They just don't pay artists properly. So that's a whole nother thing. How much money have you made from Spotify?

I think nothing because they stopped. They actually don't hand out royalties under a certain number of streams now. They just hold the money back until you reach a certain number of streams, which is, I mean, I wouldn't even make any, you know, like a bank vault. There's 53 cents that it's mine. I'm just waiting for it to tick over. No, I don't get heaps of streams on Spotify, but it's, I just think it's stupid.

It's just such a, what was in your rap, Matt, you can tell us. Well, because I just been playing kids songs all year. It's just like all kids songs. And then I had to listen to a Taylor Swift song to learn, to learn how it goes. Like for a cover gig that I was doing. I can't remember. I don't really listen to Taylor Swift. So, but that got number one.

I listened to it one time. Sounds like't really listen to Taylor Swift. So, but that got number one. I listened to it one time. You do listen to Taylor Swift. No, I listened to it literally one time and it got to the number one spot. Isn't that like, that's so random and rigged. Don't you think? Hmm. Interesting. Please listen to it right in, if this happened to you as well, if you listen to one Taylor

song and it got to the top of your list. I don't know. I, I looked it up on reddits. Other people said the same thing happened to them. Well, listen, that once they invent that German word, we'll know. In the meantime, Björk, you are now the lead tour guide of the oceanarium. Where, who were your top five? Oh, mine were fucking terrible.

Say I need to pull it up. Sorry. I will tell you. I just, okay. So while you find my top five listener, I know you care. Number one, Katy Perry, number two, Nancy Sinatra. Number three, this really surprised me. Charlie XCX.

Oh, I don't actually know how that happened. Well, you were letting out lip sync. Maybe because I was learning the lip sync, which drag queen Spotify is always a bit twisted. Then number four, Utada Hikaru, which has been in the top five since this began. And then number five was Nicki Minaj. I don't know. Yeah, it's just rigged. And then number five was Nicki Minaj. I don't know. Yeah. I can get just rigged. I don't think it's.

Mine was number one, Chappellrone. Number two, Charlie XCX. Number three, Ariana Grande. What? Number four, John Carpenter. Okay. And number five, Beyonce. for John Carpenter and number five Beyonce.

So you're the most basic faggot. Yes. And the top five songs were Red Wine Supernova, Good Luck Babe, Hot to Go, Pink Pony Pony Club and Feminine Almanon. Wow. I think I just put that album on every time I got in my car and that's how you get a top five. Geez. My top five songs were Steady Pace, that like hot girl song that I learnt but still haven't

performed. Then number two was by Lisa, a Japanese singer, Gurrenge. And then three was Lifetimes by Katy Perry. And then four was that Summer Love song from the 90s that I found the remix of anyway. And then number five was Joyride. That sounds like a much cooler list than mine. Well, you heard it here first folks. But also I was really mad because my podcast rating, like it only represented podcasts

I listened to on Spotify, which is like almost nothing. Oh yeah, you don't do this. Please, Apple Podcasts. That's really upset. Yeah. But it's good. I like Apple Podcasts because that is obviously the home. Yeah.

But... Origin of the species. It's actually the most dicky little app in the world. But it's better for us if you listen to this on Apple Podcasts, to be honest. Okay. Okay. Bye. Congratulations, Björk. Welcome back, listeners. Okay. Topic number two and the email, let's go. Now this is from Ella R.

Ella Hooper, oh, she's obsessed. Yeah. She's killed Heidi, now she's coming for me. Ella R. Greetings, celestial goddesses and space car driver Matt. Oh. I don't know. I'm a big fan of the podcast and I would like to know which wiggle makes it into the bunker.

That's good. I would love to know your take on which wiggle deserves a spot in the bunker. Or the question could be explained to which child entertainer or character best deserves a spot in the bunker. Like Steve from Blue's Clues, the bear in the Big Blue House, the bones of Mr. Rogers, Barney, the Teletubbies, Mr. Bean, new ones like Mrs. Rachel and Blippi,

could also be out for a spot, perhaps? Yeah, perhaps, Ella. Calm down. Ella, I think you had it right the first time. You didn't need to broaden the scope so drastically. I don't know any other Australian ones beside the Wiggles, but would love to hear your thoughts. I hope you didn't already cover this as I have missed a few episodes, but I thought I'd inquire regardless. Could you read the first line again? I'm a big fan of the podcast.

Are you a big fan of the podcast? Yeah, or have you missed a few episodes? Are you casual listener? Is that what you, the words you were reaching for? Yeah. Thanks so much, Ella. Ella, you probably haven't even heard this. But I'd like to say that I think, well, firstly, I don't care about the wiggles, but I think maybe that dinosaur or something. Well, this is what I want to know. Yeah. Do they count as wiggles? Is Feather Sword a wiggle? Yes. I don't think they are. Well, this is what I want to know. Yeah. Do they count as Wiggles? Is Feather Sword a Wiggle? Yes. I don't think they are. Well, I think there's, they're part of the world of the Wiggles.

The Wiggle world. The Wiggle world. The Wiggle world. They're Wiggles, but they're not Wiggles. They're Wiggle adjacent. I don't think Dorothy the Dinosaur is invited. I don't care about that. Like the Wiggles family Christmas. So what you want red, blue, I'm not saying what did Ella say?

She was, she said, she brought in, she went, she said, oh, she suddenly said, Steve from blues clues. Well, is he a wiggle? I mean, I think I'd have to review the season. I don't know. I think that you should choose like based on how they all look. So I think you should look them up. Cause I think that you will have opinions about.

I mean, I already know. I mean, there's those old Wiggles who just won't quit. Literally. There's just one that won't quit. Then, so my niece is obsessed with Emma Wiggle. Okay. Like she wanted to dress as Emma Wiggle today. I was like, she quit.

She's not a Wiggle anymore. What's her new name? She's got some... Well, then she got a Christmas present today that was like Emma whatever, the rebrand. Emma Wemma. Yeah. Emma Memma. And her look is like still slightly yellow, but not really, because that's...

She can't do that. God. And is it true that she dated the purple one or something? The blue one. Chul. Who then got like knifed in the back when the other one wanted to come back. Like actually knifed? No. Um, yeah. And then that purple one's hot.

The new one. Yeah. Yeah. There's a couple of purple ones. Oh my God. There's so many new ones. Yeah. See, that's why it's gross. And it should just be one of the fun ones, like the dinosaur. Yeah. Emma, Emma Wiggle freaks me out. I've seen interviews with her and like she is too tightly wound. Like, you know, when you see it, like a child's entertainer, that's like far too cookie cutter clean and you're like, how are you doing this?

Like, how are you keeping the lid on that tight? Is there nothing else happening? Do you think she's like a psychopath? Like I'm like, does she just sit in a hotel room, like on the edge of the perfectly made bed, like after putting like some eye drops in and just wait for like the car person to come and knock on the door and then she's like, and then does her day and then like comes home and like takes off her makeup perfectly and like tightly folds the like use makeup wipe and places

it in the bin. Eats like a bowl of steamed greens and then like lies down and smooths the sheet flat over her like lying on her back body. Yes. And then closes her eyes and doesn't move. Like secretly like a machine. Yeah. Like this. And she's like, yeah, like it's, it's, there's something wrong. I think also doesn't she like play violin or something. She does everything.

Yeah. Back off. Auslan. She can like do ballet. This is the thing that the audition process now to become a wiggle. But it seems like everyone's a wiggle now. They were just some fucking like bar rat guys. And like for them to now be like in order to be a wiggle, you need to like

speak five languages and do ballet and whatever. It's just like whatever. You know? Well, what I will tell you is that growing up, the dinosaur was my favorite. So I wanted that one. Yeah, but that is Dorothy. What is with these uniforms that say the name on the top? Yeah, listen, I don't know. I don't think we should put any wiggles in. Let's do like no, let's just put in The old purple wiggle Jeff. I think they like of the originals because the blue one G The blue one still in it. He's still in it, but he was the hot one Anthony Anthony

Anthony wiggle and he suffers from depression Yeah, he had a pretty bad time with depression. And he's got a new book. And do you know what the name of the book is? No. It's called Out of the Blue. Out of the Blue. That is fucking amazing.

Sell me 10,000 copies. Are you kidding? Out of the Blue, but he was the Red Wiggle. No, he was Blue Wiggle. Oh, he was the Blue Wiggle. Yeah, the Red Wiggle didn't even get that for a name. What would you say for the red wiggles? Seeing ready, set, go.

Seeing red. Seeing red. Seeing red. Um, I don't know what you'd do for purple. Nothing rhymes with purple. That would be a good one. We could call it the color purple. What?

That's great, Zelda. Yeah. I think my favorite ones were Anthony, Zelda. Yeah. Yeah. I think my favorite ones were Anthony the blue wiggle. Cause he played trumpet. I just didn't get it. I didn't, you know what? Actually, I think I was predisposed to dislike the Wiggles because my family friends were a band called the Jelly Bugs and they were like, really trying

to make it happen at the same time. Were they kids entertained? Yeah. Literally the exact kind of like world of Wiggles. The Jelly Bugs. Except they were the Jelly Bugs and they had like a Jelly Bug puppet. And it was like family friends, Angin Rex, and they like, you know, it was a vibe. Yeah.

But, um, it also had a woman in it, which the Wiggles didn't discover women until later. I think I would say that I hate the Wiggles. You don't want any Wiggles in it. I hate them. What do you hate most about them? Their whole message. Their whole? Well, I'm not familiar.

Um, I don't know. I think like, no, the OG Wiggles are great. I like the OG Wiggles. They got, they got a good energy. I think as a child, I just like, I was never into like children entertainers. I was into kids TV shows. Like I was obsessed with Captain Planet, but not with the Wiggles. Not the Wiggles, they were for babies. Yeah, but like when I was a baby, no. What were you obsessed with when you were a baby? I don't know, fruit. There's actually a song Wiggles have about fruit that you'd love.

No! It's about how it's yummy yummy. Uh huh. What about Waking Up Jeff? What do you think about that as a concept? Yeah, waking up Jeff was fun. That was good. Well, we have that crystal chalice with snow eyes or whatever the f**k. The coffee table.

Yeah, maybe they can both fit in. Aw, Jeff. Wake up! Just put Jeff in there with the sleeping beauty. Yes! Wake up Jeff! But can we make it a little like addition to the end, like Smithers is in Mr. Burns' coffin, and that's where Jeff is.

You've got yourself a deal, darling. I like that. Okay. We're putting Jeff in a glass coffin, uh, foot piece. Yes. Ella, I hope that scratches your itch. Do you know what? It's impossible to find tasteful furniture.

You're right, sister. Say more. And that's why we partnered today. No, you know what? I think there's a few pieces of furniture that are like impossible to find nice versions of. Yes. Okay. Here's what I'm going to say. Okay. Which ones? I think couches. Couches are hard. Almost always ugly. Yeah. Okay, here's what I'm gonna say. Which ones? I think couches. Couches are hard. Almost always ugly. Yeah. I'm talking about like,

I'm not saying that there aren't design file $5,000 couches that are beautiful. But just a normal affordable couch. I'm saying in the range, you can find a coffee table or a table that's quite nice. Yeah. But it seems impossible to find a couch that is not kind of ugly. Totally.

And then the same could be said of a queen-sized bed frame. Oh. What is happening in this industry? It's all like, yeah. It's all shit. What about a square rectangle at your bedhead? A square rectangle. It's like maybe has some slats or something.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And then, you know, what you buy something you like, maybe it'll squeak forever. Boo. Yeah, I hate that. Just it's just and I want one with like storage, like drawers beneath it. Yeah.

Captain's bedstaff. And you'll have to make them yourself. Fix that tap so you can make a bed. It is tempting. Okay. Anyway. Well, Ella, that's the wiggle. Welcome back, listener. Hello, listener.

Okay. Our final topic for discussion today was submitted by Holly Arr. Holly Verlans. Holly Verlans. And this email format I really enjoy. The email reads, I just think it would be really good to pick a room from Cluedo for the bunker, 1986 edition. The new ones are so ugly.

Oh my God. I love an opinion. That's it. 1986 Cluedo. Let's find it. She sent a pic. I'm going to send it to the group chat. Oh good. That's good. Now I've never 1986 Cluedo. Let's find a pick. I'm going to send it to the group chat. Oh good.

That's good. Now I've never played Cluedo. You've never played Cluedo? No. Well, you know what? You're lucky. You didn't like that sort of thing when you're a baby. Well, I'm actually quite tantalized by Cluedo.

I think that sounds quite fabulous. Really? But I don't know. We played Mastermind and I mean, we've done board games, but we played mastermind, Jumanji and Monopoly, I guess. Hmm. Okay, Zelda. Yeah. Having never played this game before.

Yeah. What are your, what are you drawn to? And I- Conservatory! Well, that's what I was going to say. Yeah. I think that you're a conservatory girl. Yeah.

It's the funnest thing. It's the funnest thing. It's the funnest word here to say. Yes. What else am I going to say? Kitchen? Yeah. I've said that so many times. Conservatory?

Darling, and also to accuse someone of murdering. Of murdering the conservatory? How dare you? Ballroom is pretty good. Ballroom's hot. Imagine having a house that had a ballroom. Also billiard room. Yeah.

I suppose we would just call that a games room these days. Library. Library. I feel like the conservatory was hard cause they only had one door. Yes. Yeah. But it had a secret passage. Oh, did it?

Oh, that's right. Oh yeah. That was what was cool. What's top left? This image quality. Study. Terrible study. Study. that's right. Oh yeah. That was what was cool. What's top left? This image quality. Study. Terrible study. Study.

Hall. Hall. Lounge. Lounge. Dining room. Dining room. Kitchen. And then what's that?

Ball. Ballroom. Billiard room. Oh, that's the ballroom. Yeah. Where's the bedrooms? They're on the upstairs. Yeah, they're upstairs.

Where's that? That's in the sequel. Next board. Yeah. Where's the? That's in the sequel. Where's the bathroom? Powder room? Piss in the kitchen sink. Attic, basement.

We've got room for a conservatory, but we don't have a bedroom. What kind of house is this? It's a mansion. Okay. And the bathrooms. Are there other boards? No. Oh, okay.

Zelda. I have a blader! Um, ooh, what's this? And the other boards? No. Okay. Zelda. I haven't played it. Um, oh, what's this? It's been one that I can read. What was the name of the person who sent this? Where this was from Holly. Holly, can we not send high res imagery?

The inbox is so full that she was trying to be kind. I guess that kitchen flooring that's like black and white checks. That's pretty hard. I like that. Check. I think, okay, so let's now that we've talked about which has the most fabulous name, what design is really doing it? Conservatory.

There could be more plants in that conservatory. There could be. It doesn't. Why do we have room for a three person lounge in the conservatory, but not a table with pop plants? Yeah. Yeah. They're probably all hanging from the roof, but it's cut away so you can't see it.

Oh, wow. If I can't see it, it's not really happening. I think Hall looks fabulous. It's got this wood paneling floor. Yeah. Another checkerboard sort of floor. Yeah. Checkerboard flooring seems to be the thing.

The dining room is leaving me dry. Lounge is boring. Dining room is not happening. Study is like kind of dark and dramatic and looks quite- And quite tight. That's a small room. Where are we meant to be studying in this room though? Where's the desk?

Okay. You can't see the viewers. Yeah, this is the people's chairs. I mean listeners, but uh- Viewers. Where are we meant to be studying in this room though? Where's the desk? Okay. You can't see this viewers, I mean listeners, but, uh, to me it's kitchen or conservatory. Yeah. Yep. Same. And what I would say is that we don't have a conservatory. In the bunker. In the bunker.

No. Do we have a kitchen? Do we have, um, Wendy's? Yes. Yes. And the conservatory. I mean, I'm getting like a Adams family conservatory vibe because everything would probably be dead. Because we're not putting which grow light is in the bunker.

Not yet. Not yet. 82567. Yeah. Serial number. Yeah. So, I mean, I love a conservatory. Do you love that bit in Minority Rules? Seven. Yeah. Serial number. Yeah.

So, I mean, I love a concert. Do you love that bit in Minority Report where she's like, something will fight to live as long as possible. And then she grabs that vine and she squeezes it and it's wriggling around in her hand and then it cuts her and she's like, oh, just to prove her point. You're

crazy lady. You knew that was going to happen. Have you seen that movie? Yeah, but not for a long time. Watch minority report. It's like the plants are like alive on that. Like they're like, yeah, it's like where the film suddenly is like tentacles. Magical. Yeah. It's like minority. Yeah. Magical plants in the magical greenhouse. I need to re-watch that movie. It's great. Isn't that about Future Crime? Yes.

What? Yeah. That's good. With Colin Farrell. Yeah. Wait, Colin Farrell or Tom Cruise? Tom Cruise and Colin Farrell. Oh, okay.

Yeah, well, why not have those? Colin Farrell's the baddie. Okay. And then it goes, in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. Great movie. I'm sorry, just rewatched it. I rewatched it. You've been on Tom Cruise, being jammy. Yeah, I have. I really liked watching War of the Worlds.

That's fun. Um, I rewatched the Truman show this weekend. That's so good. It was really good. Laura Linney. Laura, she's fabulous in it. And I love when she's like, I can't work under these conditions. You can't expect me.

She's so unprofessional. Do you relate to that? I love it. That was me at Barber with a lamp. Like, God damn, I love it. Well, why don't we fix you one of these mocha-cocos? Yes. And he's like, what relevance does that have? Oh, I love it.

And, oh, that's so good. It's so good. She's incredible. The mom is incredible. Um, Oh, it's so good. But also, yeah, like, do you know, my dad went to, um, drama camp with Laura Linney. Cool.

Yeah. Drama camp. Yeah. Summer stock. I must say though that, so when I did makeup artistry, it ruined entertainment for me because all you do is like, be like, oh, I wonder how they did that. Or like, oh, that's a good application or whatever. Or like when I'm looking at something with prosthetics, I'm like, where's the seam and

blah, blah, blah. And now that I am a manager in my day to day job, all I was thinking during the Truman show was like, how do they line up annual leave? Like, how do they roster this? How, like, what, under what circumstances are these actors? I think they have some pretty good answers. Yeah, but not for like the key cast. Like, when does Laura get a day off?

I think that she would like go and visit her sister or whatever. But it seemed like none of them, because a part of it was like, no one wants to leave because it's so perfect here because they don't want him to get any crazy ideas about leaving. Yeah. So like, it seemed like no one really did that. Do you think maybe she went into hospital or something? Well, because even that, which was so good, because she worked in the hospital,

but then he goes and she's there. Yeah. That's such a win for the production company. Yeah. And they pretend to cut that person's leg. I wish they actually did. Chickens. If you haven't seen Truman Show, you should watch Truman Show. Yeah. And it was written by an Australian. Cool. Who also wrote the film Dark City. So he had one idea and did it twice in two different ways.

Don't know it. Two different fonts. Dark City? Yes. Oh, is that the one with those like creepy men who like abduct someone? It's Richard O'Brien. That's a really good movie. That is so fun.

That sounds fun. It's basically like, what if you lived in a dark city? Um, no, it's kind of like The Matrix a little bit. Yeah. But like, you know. Don't spoil too much. Like a kind of spooky supernatural. Gothic-y city.

That's cool. But like, what if every night when you went to sleep, you were like reassigned your personality and like you woke up and you had like, you were just a different person, but you didn't, they just inserted memories into you. Cool. It's a frakey-dakey movie. Hmm. Well, I like that. And Kiefer Sutherland, I think he's like in it as like a creepy character.

Anyway, it's good. Yeah. Truman Show is also good. Yeah. And anyway, this reminds me that we just released our second movie club episode on Patreon. And you saw what film? I saw... Parent Trap. Parent Trap.

Which I really enjoyed. It was so much better than Treyk. I think if you want to sign up to the Patreon for any reason, it's to hear Zelda really enjoying Parent Trap. I really enjoyed it! It was good! This is good! And I loved the second half that wasn't about those children. It was more about the parents. And the traps.

Yeah. But I felt like the traps were stronger in the first quarter of the film. That's what I felt about Saw. So good. I really liked it. Oh, yeah. It's a good movie. Yeah. It's actually a really good movie.

It's a movie recommendation podcast. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think I'd be really like, like, I think your life would be pretty easy to roster for the Truman show. Wow. Do you think?

Well, there'd be, yeah. A few co-stars and a few guest appearances. Like, cause like you just saw your parent, like your family today. Yeah. But other than that, you haven't seen them all month. Oh, I'll avoid them for as many months as I can. You haven't seen them for four episodes. More than that.

And then like, I see you about once or twice a week. Yeah. Otherwise you could have a rotating staff member chatting with you on the chats. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. You're online. Behind that wall there. Each month we could just bring in a new, uh, random bisexual man.

Yeah. And they could cycle in. To be like, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, now I'll be looking for crew everywhere and... Truman Show syndrome. So many...

Oh, that was the other thing I was going to say. Have you seen all these rumors on De Mois about how Ariana Grande was supposedly cheating on Ethan Slater with Jim Carrey? No. I didn't see that. You didn't see that on De Mois? Well, you know how... Okay, so no, wait, you don't know.

Ariana Grande is obsessed with Jim Carrey, has always cited him in interviews as her like all-time comedy god. She loves his films. She loves him. And there's been this like long held rumor that like, she has had a sexual relationship with Jim Carrey and the internet once again, upon finding this out, has been like, what Ariana Grande has the worst taste in men. Oh, and I just want to say, like, maybe not present day Jim Carrey with the longer hair, but Jim Carrey was a fox.

Oh, he was so hot. So hot. In the Truman Show, there's a part where he's face down ass up in the garden. In the kind of servitor. a part where he's face down ass up in the garden. In the conservatory. Wow. Maybe that's a condition. We have Jim Carrey face down ass up in the conservatory. With the spade, yes.

Oh sure. Yeah. I just think that's weird. I mean, like, I, you know, I can't comment on his personal life or the sort of person that he is, but he's a babe. Yeah. And now he's that evil man trying to ruin Sonic's life. I know.

Yeah, it's so funny. Eggman. Like a few years ago, he was like, I'm not going to do anything that I don't resonate with fully. And then he just suddenly decided to do it. Yeah. What's the, he's got a good name. Doesn't he? Dr.

Robotnik. Ah, there we go. Eggman. That's what you said. Wasn't it? Dr. Robotnik. I love that.

Whatever. Um, I think Jim Carrey is great. Yeah. Yeah. So amazing. You're such a funny person. It's such a big mouth. It's a tight cheekbones.

I do love the Grinch. Oh, tell me about Taylor Mumsens wigs. Tell me. Anyway, that's good. That is good. The conservatory it is. Have you seen the Cluedo movie or Clue? Nope.

That's a good watch. Yeah. Add it to the movie club. Yeah. When was that released? The 80s. Oh, wow. With four, wait, what was it? It had eight different endings or whatever. And depending on which session you went to at the

cinema at the time, you could get a different one. That's cool. Like the game. Like the game. Like the game. Cool. Yeah. And then it's got Tim Curry in it. Cool.

Playing the butler. Yeah. And then they have all the characters. Colonel Mustard. Hmm. You know, Miss Scarlet. Oh, he doesn't know. No, no.

Oh, you don't really do anything else. I feel like I recognize them from the front cover of that board game. They are all standing around looking very like season two promo. Yes. Like, oh, wanna be on tap? Yeah. This week into the bunker, we have got... Oh wait, just quickly.

What did you think of that stompin' down the water stage water promo for Drag Race Season 17? Oh, I actually didn't bother to watch it. I saw snippets and I was like, okay. I'm like, it'll be in a couple weeks. I haven't got so much room in my heart. In your heart? Yeah. For Drag Race right now?

Well, did you think about that coming out at the exact same time as we were doing Liquid Dreams runway? Yeah, true! And these girls were these incredible gowns. Yeah. It's a drag race right now. What do you think about that coming out at the exact same time as we were doing Liquid Dreams runway? Yeah, true. These girls are these incredible gowns. Well, I saw, um, Nymphias. Oh, incredible. She's so good. Anyway.

Yeah. Um, but I just remembered something else about Ariana Grande. Oh yeah. Who's she fucking now? Did you see the news report this week about like, like right wing, like Foxy, whatever, like reporter who was like, they're whitewashing? Oh no, not the whitewashing. They're like diversity cast for Wicked is insane. Yeah.

Like why does Ariana Grande, a Latin woman, need to be cast in this role? It's like, sorry. It's working, Ariana. It's working Ariana. Like she's not that. Sometimes you become so racist. You find, you find everything. Yeah, right. Whole new people.

Yeah. So funny. Oh dear. Love that kind of stuff. I love, love, love that kind of stuff. So this week into the bunker, we do have the conservatory. Fly penis. It's fly dick. Do you? Why did I write that? If you have a guess on to why Zelda might have written that. Was I talking about when like, it looks like you have a boner in your jeans, but it's just the way that the fly is sitting.

I don't know. I don't think I have a story about that, but what about that? Anyway, so we have the conservatory from Cluedo. We have Jeff in a coffin, crunched at the base of Snow White's coffin. So good. Sleeping Beauty. Snow White? Yeah.

Snow White. Or is it Snow White? Oh no no, Snow White, she's in the coffin, isn't she? Yeah, Sleeping Beauty's got like a whole room on her. Did you see that trailer for Snow White? Bitch, still no. It's, no like it just came out this week. Oh, which one were you telling me to watch?

I don't know. Something that came out at D24 or whatever, D23. What? You were like, you've got to watch this trailer for the new, like Snow White. Oh, something good. Yeah. No, it wasn't that. It was terrible. Oh my God, it was awful. Anyway, I like don't care about Disney properties, but if there were any that I like have a like, oh, was Snow White, because that was the one one that I had growing up. Cause my nanny had it. Um, and it's so ugly. It's like the most like Disney CGI, like fakey set sparkle.

It like, Oh, it's just gross. And all of the dwarves are CGI, I suppose, like in a way to get around the little people moment of it all, of like, they're not, like, it's not a fantasy world where they're elves or dwarves. It's like they're like, at least traditionally or whatever, because I suppose it's a fairy tale, but it's not like that. Yeah. They're just like little people, I guess.

Yeah. But for whatever reason, they didn't want to cast them as little people. Yeah. So they're all these CGI, like humanesque cartoon characters. So all the features are that of the cartoon character. Yeah. And they just look creepy. Yeah.

It's not really live action. Well, it's not, well, it's not at all. No. And it just look creepy. Yeah. It's not really, not really live action. Well, it's not, well, it's not at all. No. And it just looks bizarre. She looks miserable, which is unfortunate, but I don't know. The only good thing about it is Gal. She looks so good. As the Evil Queen.

Gal Gadot? Yeah. Is in it. She's the Evil Queen. I didn't, I thought we were done with Gal. Done with her. Well, she's, how? I thought that was...

She's got enough champagne to fill the Nile. Yeah. Um, she's, she, like, I'm not going to watch this movie, but I'll watch it when it comes to Disney Plus, I guess. Um... That is still watching it, you whore. Only for her. She's amazing. but the costume is

hideous. It's so Disney. It's like tacky. Okay. Well, we're canceling that. Okay. And the 90s grunge divas that we'll be putting into the bunker is B. Yerke, who is now running tours at the oceanarium. Yes. Thank you for listening everyone. Hey, thank you so much. And if you've enjoyed this, tell a friend, won't you? Oh. I don't know. Yeah, why not? Spread the word. Yeah.

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