Death To Everyone - Death To… Adhesive, Cheez TV & Words Ending In "LCH"

Episode Date: June 23, 2025

Hello ListenerIt's that time again where we chat about your favourite things in life that will get preserved after the impending apocalypse. Which adhesive? Which Cheez TV program? AND some cheeky listeners made a comment on the way we pronounced "mulch" from last weeks episode, so now we have doubled down and chosen a word ending in "LCH'.HAPPY NOW?Follow us, won't you? ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/deathtoeveryone⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.instagram.com/deathtoeveryonepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.instagram.com/mslazysusan⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.instagram.com/zeldamoon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Death To Everyone is recorded at Natural Habitat Studios by Matt Sheers. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.naturalhabitatstudios.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our theme and music was provided by Edie Centric and Angus Leslie. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.instagram.com/ediecentric⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.instagram.com/pir_ingi103

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Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. it's not. It was. At a time in the past. At a time it was. Well, many times in the past. How would you describe the temperature in this room, Lazy Susan?

Mama. Oh, mama. It was terrible. It's so cold in here. You might say it was... Chilly? On the willy? Listener, as I'm sure you are listening, before we started, Zelda said, oh, it's a bit chilly

on my willy. I didn't say that. I said it's chilly on the willy. On the proverbial willy. Yes. That's something people say. Who says that? Except for like, rosy-cheeked, chubby old pedophiles as they fiddle the candies in their pockets.

Oh my God. As they walk around the schoolyard. What? And say, will I be seeing you at church next week Gregory? Ooh, it's chilly on the willy today. Wow. You know? No, I don't know.

Who would play her? Who would play that man! Who would play her? Who would play that man? Who would play her? Um... Oh, it's chilly on the willy today, girls. Ooh, ooh. Why does he breathe in like that? Because it's chilly.

I have a... I have a fold in the back of my throat. It clicks as I breathe. Ooh. It drinks down lovingly like a curtain caressing my glott... My glott? My glott will stop. Oh, dear.

Well, my name's Donamoo. And I'm Lazy Susan and there's nothing you can do about it. Indeed. Oh, actually, do we need to get on that straight away? And there's nothing you can do about it? No, my Instagram. I was bullied on Instagram today by a fan. Oh, yes.

Someone on the Instagram, I posted a beautiful photo where I actually look incredible, pretty undeniably incredible, in like, you know, just my Sunday best. And some little child of the internet said said what did he say he said can you bring back some of the creativity you showed on television excuse me can you? And also, can I say, I wasn't just wearing a frock, like just an off the rack, you know, TJ Miller. You know the line, TJ Miller. The finest gowns in town.

It's not just an off the rack, you know, PJ Penney's kind of experience. Yeah. day pennies kind of experience. This is a custom sequence gown designed to be at a red carpet event. But it has a twist in the sense that the shoulders are two pendulous balls. They're quite gigantic. They're fucking huge. Yes, like a American footballer.

Yeah, well they're bigger than that. They're even bigger than that. They're huge. It was modeled off an Ikea lamp. It's like I've just robbed an Ikea of two lamps. And this little child, child of Instagram, is so desensitized to glamour, so desensitized to beauty, so desensitized to sensation that he sees that and he thinks, oh, run of the mill.

I'm in a sculpted ivory glaze wig. Yes, the jewels. Well, I don't want to talk about that. Wearing nails and fetish heels that are six inches tall off the ground. Yes. And I walk- Walking through gravel, no less. Walking through gravel in France.

And this little child has crawled up to me and said, could you do something creative? I said, everything you're looking at is created. It was created by me or an artisan. How dare you? How very dare you? How very dare. But you know what?

They also had presumably just created that Instagram account because it had no posts, no followers, and they were following one account. I don't understand. I think of being trolled by Gremlin. What a coward. But also I want to know if you're going to troll me, then, well, actually, this was the best way to troll me because it did hit to the heart of one of my deepest insecurities.

What if I wrote a check with my mouth that my ass couldn't cash? Well, actually, this was the best way to troll me, because it did hit to the heart of one of my deepest insecurities. What if I wrote a check with my mouth that my ass couldn't catch? You know? I think I know. What if I clounced around on television with taps in my hair and holograms on my face, you know, bees in my hair and, you know, big old swoopy whoop dresses that spin around, and now when people see me, they're just underwhelmed. Yes. You peaked too early.

Mm. I peaked. Like, what's she doing now? Big shoulder. Yeah. Oh, wow. Big pendulous ball shoulders. Yeah.

Yeah, you peaked too early in the reality TV show that you can only get on once. What? And you won. Matt, you don't know that. You can get on as many times as you like. Look at Ginger Min. You coming back? True. I don't know.

No, I will not. But I just was struck because I was like, this has gotten under my skin. Yeah. And I found myself explaining myself to this random Instagram kid. On my way to your house this afternoon, I investigated further because of course the Beastie Girls were notified of this atrocity several hours ago. I had to let my sisters afternoon, I investigated further because of course the Beastie Girls were notified of this atrocity several hours ago. I had to let my sisters know that I'd been attacked.

Yes. And I was coming to your defense because I was like, okay, what's happened? Has she deleted the comment? Has she engaged with it? What are other people saying? How many likes does I have? I had to know. And I saw that you had engaged.

I had engaged, which is very rare. You were tempted by the temptress. And I saw that you had engaged. I had engaged, which is very rare. You were tempted by the temptress. And I don't often engage. I'd become very good at checking out. But I went in good faith and responded to the child of the corn, who, as I'm led to believe is quite a common occurrence amongst these trolls, immediately kind of switched tactics and was like, I just want to see you do more stuff like you were doing before. But it wasn't meant to be a dig.

And I'm like, darling, six foot in the ground, you dug it. I'm falling in, you killed me. Yes, yeah. Yeah, that hideous outfit. I mean, what? I think you'll find that outfit is the dress worn by the drag queen of the year. Oh!

Oh! Oh! By the Oh, the news just broke. Well, now you know, to listener, I did win the media award for 2025's Melbourne's best drag queen or drag queen of the year. I don't think they say best. It's a very, oh, yeah, I've been saying, I've been saying drag queen of the year. Yeah. A drag queen of the year is the correct parlance. Good.

Best is not put in there. They're not, they say she's not the best. They wouldn't give it to someone who's not the best. Well, here I am. Um, no, but it was very fabulous. Um, but anyway, to end the troll story, I did engage. They did deescalate and I did feel good that we deescalated but now it lingers on my mind and obviously now

you have to hear about it. So what are you gonna do to bring back the creativity? Well, I found myself explaining. I was like, I was at Cannes because I was there to pitch a film and I can't show you materials from Cannes because I was there to pitch a film. And I can't show you materials from that film that I've been generating that could be arguably called creative. Because my whole life I'm just sitting there trying to be creative for you people.

But some things are not immediately presented to you. Some things take time. I'm going to entertain you once more, I promise. And I'm sorry that this meager outing of me looking fabulous in France with giant balls on my shoulders didn't entertain you, but it will one day in the future. This is all in service of your future gagification.

Yes. Be patient. Be patient. Not everything moves at the same rate. Froggy 69 or whatever is your channel. And also you don't know how underwhelming I've been in the past, how incredibly uncreative I've been in the past.

Yes. Oh God, if you could only see, if you could only know how much I've foamed it in in various times of my life. But it does, you will see tomorrow I'm going to put up an extended video explainer on like my tour outfit to try and quell those feelings of the red outfit? The like reveal out of the man body outfit.

Oh, yeah, fun. Oh, I actually had a... That's creative and fabulous post show. I still got it. You see? Yeah, you see? I still got it. I actually have to talk to you about a scheduled poster I'd like to make that you might be

interested in But anyway, if you're if your public schedule is I feel like packed tomorrow Perhaps we talked to by Haley Bieber Post perhaps yes, but yes if tomorrow schedules full perhaps we launched it on Saturday. Oh, no, I can wait I think you'll be quite delighted by it. Well, it's your scheduled post. I forgot about it, but I discovered because, you know, I've been going through my iCloud photos and re-archiving things and sorting stuff out.

Did anyone talk to you about that? Um, I've talked to lots of people about it. It's not the same as people listening to the pod and coming to you and saying, what a refreshing turn this show took. No, that one, um, has not yet come to pass, but I'm sure the messages are coming soon. I bet. That anyway, I found a photo of us from the spotlight day and it's like fabulous. Oh, I don't think I've never posted it.

I don't think you've posted it. Oh, great. So I can't post that. It's not creative enough. The whole campaign was about getting creative. Oh God. If only they knew they wouldn't have hired you. But anyway, yes, well, debrief later. This is Death to Everyone. Yes, a podcast where two celestial goddesses, us, and our space car driver, Matt. Hey! Hey!

Hey! We come to you live from the celestial void, and we decide what of your human world we shall put into a doomsday bunker to spare from the imminent apocalypse. Yes, and what things can Brenda Brest remove glasses from, like Bayonetta. Poor Bayonetta. Walk it into walls for the rest of time. Dignity.

But we're not just talking about physical objects, though they are included. We're not just talking about people, though they are included. We're also talking about concepts, ideas, smells. Ideas? What about paint that never dries? Paint that never dries? We invented it. Yeah. And then Ideas? What about paint that never dries? Paint that never dries? That's in the bunker.

We invented it. Yeah. And then we put it in our bunker. What about an entire wing full of silly string, just in case? Just in case. We've got that too. We want to make sure that you are comfortable.

Nice. And silly. The string wing. The string wing. String wing. It's a new room. String wing. It can't be denied.

It can't be denied. Okay. So yes. Shall we talk Medea's? Yeah. Let's talk the Medea's awards. Yes. Yeah.

What happened? It was the night of nights in Melbourne in Richmond specifically. Monday night. Yeah. Yeah. That is for industry professionals. We need a Monday night. Oh yeah. You can't do the weekend too busy. We need a Monday night. Oh yeah.

You can't do the weekend too busy. Cut Roberts of our gigs. Um, if we had them, uh, uh, but it was a fabulously attended event as it was last year. Um, everybody was there from us to the other ones. Yes, you're so right. Yeah. And actually it's at the Korn Hotel, which is a pub, if you're not from here. Yeah. It's a pub.

Pub and like live music venue. It's a band room. Yeah. And it's got a very like kind of band room aesthetics. Yes. Courtney Love, you know, rock and roll. The School of Rock would have performed there. Who have you seen perform at?

Who have you seen perform at Kona? I would never go to a live music event. Okay. Full stop. Full stop. Oh. I'm sad. Except for you, Matt, I love your work.

And maybe two other exceptions. Oh my God. I just hate the what we're going to when is it over? Do you know that's the issue with live music? It's like drag queens have the good sense. Five minutes, we're done. And in a kindness, sometimes it's three minutes. Yeah.

Yeah. Whereas live music gig starts and then you're like, what? And now what? Another song. Then the next song. And we're doing half an hour? Sometimes hour and a half. No.

See the, and then if they do the break and then you're like, and now we'll come back and you're like, and this is it? We're just going to all stand? Some people enjoy this experience. But why? No, I like, yeah. I mean, we're at the age now where we need to sit down for gigs. But also it's like then it's like sometimes you're sitting, but then you've

got this weird neck crink going on. Cause you're like the stage is all the way up there and you're sad all the way down here. I would like to start doing gigs at the cinema. See, that's nice. That would be so good. And then you can project stuff on the screen. See, that's nice. That would be so good. And then you could project stuff on the screen.

But then we've lost one of the key appeals, which is that like the consumption of alcohol is... You can drink it as well. Yeah, but like say like I run out of my beer and you're on like song two, I'm like, fuck. We need waiters to come over. Yeah, I think you need to like drop them down from the steel. Oh, so you want gold class. Gold class experience.

Pneumatic tubes. Or luxe, yeah. Luxe, yeah. Um, cause I'd get into that. Anyway, sorry, who have you seen at the corner hotel? I've seen this. I was talking to Valerie Hex on Monday night at the Madears about the fact that we were both at the same Lady Tron concert there, like, I don't know, 15 years ago.

How weird is that? That is crazy. That is so... And now you're both drag queens, those of the ones that wasn't in Drag on the Night. I was wondering how long it would take for you to bring that up. I just think it's crazy that you get into drag every week to record this podcast and then you couldn't do it the one night of the... I know.

Drag excellence and entertainment awards. You know what? In the end, I didn't feel like it, so I didn't do it. And we've got another benign girl on our hands. No, no. I just, I think because last year I was so excited about the outfit that I designed with Serenity Milligan. I have got to tag Serenity Milligan. I have got to tag Serenity Milligan. I'm going to do that right now. I'm sorry.

I wish you would. And like it was so, and it was just like, I loved it so much and she always just fucking kills it and everything. And then this year I was going to do the same. I contacted her and then I very quickly was like, you know what? I'm just going to put the reins on that because what I'm just no. And so I didn't have like something new and special to wear. And then I was taught I was going to wear my like death to everyone turtle costume.

Uh, and then I was like, it's going to be so impractical, which is what I thought would be funny about it because it's very tight space for the drag queens and having a gigantic turtle shell on my back would be both humorous and annoying. But anyway the day came and I had everything ready but I was like actually I don't want to so I didn't and I stand by that. You say this is like it's like a new revelation that you've had. What do you mean? Like not doing things if you don't want to do them. Yeah, true, true, true.

But I think, I don't know. It's a 2025 thing. Yeah. But then, of course, the second that it was like, because I knew I wanted to leave around six, so I get there at 6.30, which means to get into drag, I need to start at three and about 3.05, I was like, I've made a huge mistake. What am I doing? Why would I not go to get into drag and need to start at three and about 305. I was like, I've made a huge mistake. What am I doing? Why would I not go to the fucking drag awards?

Not in drag, but by that time it was too late. So fine schedule. Yeah. The icon rush and I won't. And so I did. But, uh, anyway, who else I've seen the violent fems at the corner hotel? I've seen mom at, do anyway, who else? I've seen the violent fems at the corner hotel. Um, I've seen mum at the corner. Katy Perry at Pufdov.

I will count myself because of this. Did you know this listener, Katy Perry, as in Catherine, um, Catherine Perrisson, um, was present at a Southside gay bar that we do know, watching drag queens perform that we do know, including Max Drag Queen, future guests of the show. Yes. And then she bought everyone in the bar a drink. Well, she opened the bar for now.

So some people had multiple drinks. They took advantage of Katie, just like so many others. That's what Katie wanted. She said, TGIF. She said, let's party. I guess. Yeah. You know, it was her teenage dream.

To buy a bunch of faggot some red bull vodkas. She knew what she was doing. And do you know what? The tide turn in Melbourne of positive sentiment towards Katy Perry. When I saw Max, like, posting about Katy Perry as if it was her lifelong dream to meet Katy Perry. And I was like, bullshit, bitch. As if.

But I knew there was one diva who actually does carry that sentiment for Katy and doesn't drink so there's no way that she could have taken advantage of Katy. Yep. And she wasn't there. No. And I arose from my slumber on Sunday morning and I looked at my phone and I said, what the fuck is this?

In what universe should I have been? I poofed off that Saturday night, but I should have been, it would have been so funny. And if you'd been dressed as a turtle, she'd have loved that. Right. You know, she likes that kind of thing. Yes. She's stupid.

And that, oh. And that turtle outfit has big cone-esque tits. Yes. Um, sorry, knockers. And she loves attaching things to her knockers. Yes. Oh my god. She'd have said, come with me to Vegas.

I'm going to put you in the Katy show. So what I'm hoping. Forever. Is that, so Mary's in Adelaide has already begun the campaign to publicly invite Katy Perry to their Katy Perry after show. Oh, that's a much better venue for you to meet her anyway. Right? Because it's small and I can push those Adelaideans out the way.

Sorry, what? They go down easy. They're so polite. Yeah. And not used to, I don't know, anything. But she would do that. Where else is she going for this? Where else is she going in L.A.? Oh, you're gonna meet Katie.

I'm fingers crossed that next Friday night, that will happen. Next Friday night, she'll be working at the bar. You'll be dressed as a total. I don't need to go and see live music. I am live music. Yeah. So, yes. So I'm so sad.

And I don't want to out anyone, but a delicious diva came up to me and was like, I tried to be allowed to let you know that it was going to happen. But I wasn't allowed. Well, that diva is no longer a delicious diva. No, she's delicious. I was so like, you know what? You've got to try harder next time. I appreciate this communication. Thank you.

Why would you tell someone that? They're off my delicious diva list. Just a sec. She's grabbing it out. Yeah. Just like quick segue. I think we've talked about this before, but it disgusts me when waiters use their nail to scratch out on your receipt on the table if your like dumplings have arrived or whatever. Oh, yeah.

What the fuck? Remember when that happened? Well, no, I don't because we didn't get dumplings. if your like, dumplings have arrived or whatever. Oh yeah. What the fuck? Remember when that happened? Well, no, I don't because we didn't get dumplings. We didn't talk about this last week, but we had a, it was a really hard week. Zella was really hungry. Her tum tum was yelling.

I just, I... I say, listen, you remember from last week, my riveting story about when I went to an aquarium with a friend, but we were in the neighborhood of some fabulous dumplings and we said to each other, well, let's get some fabulous dumplings. So we went to a restaurant that looked great on the outside. I'm sure it was great, but it was like.

Diva, what the fuck? They only had meat. They only had meat. We got in there and by the time we had committed, it was too late. And we got in and it was kind of like Bay Marie style, but not like food court. It was like just the style of the restaurant, like collect everything, kind of like the IKEA restaurant kind of thing. Like it's all there and you just get what you want and then you take it up to the counter and pay. Yeah. Um, and if you have a special order, like dumplings, uh, you would put that

over the counter. And I was like, do you have any veggie dumplings? And they were like, no, no, little fucking idiot. What? So I had like this, the one tofu thing that they had, which was delicious, but I was very hungry afterwards. And we only went there because we were betting on them having incredible dumplings. So that my dumpling itch was not scratched. And then, but a day later, later, Susan and I, uh, attend a dumpling house and we go inside, we look at the menu, we get our, you know, selects some noodles to share or whatever the fuck. Oh no, we've got, um, do we get Mapo tofu?

I don't think it matters. It doesn't matter. But when we were looking at the menu, we saw the like cursed dumplings, which are those like gelatinous, where it's like the same cost as what should be 12 dumplings, but it's three slightly larger gelatinous dumplings. Yeah. And like they... China Bar fucks with that. And it really annoys me.

China Bar. If you own China Bar, can you take that off the menu? Are you still going to China Bar? Okay. Not often, but like sometimes. That's a mistake. Don't do that. They have really good veggie curry puffs. Anyway, but, but also three is such a fucking pass ag order size. It's insulting. Cause like, how am I splitting three? Yes.

Ah, it's impossible. And then for one person, how am I satisfied by three? And, but thankfully a few pages over, there were more dumplings, a, an appropriate like 12 quantity for a similar price. And also it's like, yeah, we got past the joke page in your menu. Yeah, the trick. Apparently you have a trick page.

Yeah, the sore trap page. And so when we ordered, it was like, yeah, we'll go grab the server veggie dumplings, da da da da. Great. Da da da da. And then we sit down and then 10 minutes later, they bring over the dumplings and we both silently look at it and kind of look to the waiter and go, is this? Is it? Oh, you made a mistake. These aren't ours. Yeah. We ordered the veggie dumplings, not this piece of shit.

But can confirm that when we ordered, they did not dare to clarify which version of veggie dumplings. Yeah, it does strike me that that might be an oversight on their part. To have two menu items that have the exact same fucking name and one is from hell and one is from heaven. Yes. And we'll never know of the taste of those delicious vegetable dumb things. But we will know that when we stared at that man for a long time, having realized his mistake,

we were like, and he was like, and we were like, and he was like, and he was like, and then he leant down and used his little fingernail to scratch that receipt paper and leave a small indent across the tofu, across the veggie dumplings as if he delivered them. As if anyone was satisfied. Yeah, but instead it was a, the same thing happened in my mind of scratching out the existence of that restaurant

as I'll never return. Yes, yes. No, we shan't be going back there. No. And that's why I drove that car to Northampton. Also I was at Northampton. That's why I said Firehead of Maya. Yeah, what is a cursed space?

I don't know why it sits at this weird space between chaos. Yeah. Maybe it's kind of like a new forming triangle. Yeah, Bermuda Triangle. Yeah, you know, maybe it's kind of like a new forming triangle. Yeah, Bermuda Triangle. Yeah, little hell mouth. Yeah, little hell mouth. Yeah. Well, if the design is terrible of that place. I hate that ugly purple Northland sign. It's so ugly. If you've been to Northland, which is one of our large shopping centers, but deceptively not that large.

Yeah! It's got the air of like a Chadston. It thinks that it's that girl, but it's not. There's only one little ramp that goes up to the top of the parking. So, shit out of luck. And if you get up to the top level of the parking, there's like one little staircase that goes down. Not even like a sky bridge across into the top level of Hoyts.

Right? It's a glorified mall. You know, like it's a shopping. Yeah, exactly. It's not a, it's not a shopping center. The donut King there is lies. Donut King is a franchise and no one from head office is keeping their tabs on Donut King Northland because every time I go there

it's like $10 a donut and they've just like blacked out all the pre-existing signs that I assume they received from the head office and then they just put their own little like paper slots over the prices and none of the prices are displayed and they just charge you whatever they're feeling in the moment. It's obscene because I love a Donut King iced donut with a little rainbow sprinkle. Oh, it's delicious and such a nice treat during my trip. And then I go, or even a morning roll, the cinnamon scrolls. Oh my God, they're really good. And I'd get them, were it not for this outrageous price gouging going on right under the doughnut king's nose in his land.

Yes. Does the king know about this? Bring it to the king. And they got the full refurb as well. Like they've recently changed up all the doughnut king brand. That's why they think they're better. Well, they were doing it before and I was like, certainly the king must have visited or at least one of his royal court and said, what about these prices we're hearing about from agitated

drag queens online? I don't know who that could be. And they have not made any amends. And then recently I went to High Point, not High Point, North Kitt Plaza and they have another donut king there. They have a donut king there. And they have another Donut King there. They have a Donut King there. And the prices are reasonable. Ha ha ha!

And I do treat myself to a little donut, because you know what they do is they take the cinnamon donuts and ice them. No questions asked. Ha ha ha! Why not have both? Well, exactly. You can. No one's looking.

We're going to ice it. North Cut Plaza. Well, that's it. It is outrageous to me that Donut King continues to rule the scene of a shopping centre, middle of the walkway shops. You're saying you want Wendy's? Yes. Oh my God.

How can it not be Wendy's? How? The Flakeshake will fucking shit all over that donut. I wish it wouldn't. Unless it's at Northland. They deserve it. That is crazy. There are like three left in Victoria. Are you aware of this?

Wendy's. Yes. I didn't know that there was a dying flame. Yes. Where are they? Um, oh, there's maybe one at Fountain Gate? Maybe, oh, I don't know. I can't remember. Okay, perhaps we need to do a pilgrimage and make that a Patreon content where we visit all the Wendy's in one day. Yes!

Oh my god, by the time we get to one, we've finished the last Flakeshake. Ready for the next. Okay, there's, oh my god. Yeah. Okay, there's There's, oh my God. Yeah. Okay. There's Wendy's in. Oh no, that's a hamburger Wendy's. Oh no, no, no. There's Eastland.

There's land. Yep. Um, Waverly gardens. So that might be burger Wendy's chunside park. Oh God. There'll be a dark day. I can't only brighten brightened by a fake. Mitcham.

Mitcham. And Bendigo marketplace. Oh. Oh no, that's a Wendy's. Oh, that's like burger Wendy's. Burger Wendy's. That is so confusing. I know they shouldn't have been allowed to do that.

I know. I know. I know. Like. Belmont Victoria. Where's Belmont? You're just making things up now. I want 10 Wendy's please.

Although we should go on this pilgrimage. I'm down for that. Maroondah Highway in Churnside Park. Okay. What else are we doing here? Yeah. Well, I don't know. Oh, there's a place called Wendy's Bakehouse.

No relations. Absolutely not. What kind of shakes do they have? I bet not a flake. And then we have Waverly Gardens. That's a good one. And then Wendy's Milk Bar. Is that real Wendy's?

And then Ringwood. Yeah. Ringwood. Yes. There's a lot of this burger Wendy's, which is a problem. And they're corporate authors. Only because that redhead girl is so hideous. I do love that little redhead girl.

No, I think she's hideous. She has a name. It's Wendy. I do love that little redhead girl. No, I think she has a name. It's Wendy Okay, that's enough of that oh We have got a movie to get to oh true. Oh my god. Also, can I say listener this week? We are finally doing something for the patreon Oh, yes, and Zelda and I are gonna go and see and maybe Matt but we he hasn't made his mind up yet Yeah, have you made up your mind that I'm just not sure I might have to go and see, and maybe Matt, but he hasn't made his mind up yet. Yeah. Have you made up your mind, Matt?

I'm just not sure. I might have to look after my daughter. Oh, God. It's always fun stuff. Children. Bring her along. Ruin everything. She can't come. She can't come. Yeah.

No. No. Anyway, Patreons, and uninitiated, as you know, we constantly have a rotating, incredible bevy of things showing up on our Patreon to reward your... It's actually relentless. Yes, exactly. Some people say less. Not many, but some.

Sickos. But yes, on this week's Patreon, I'm going to record Zelda and I as we're leaving the theater, having seen 28 weeks later, maybe a little guess. 28 years later. 28 years later, sorry. And, um, and you will receive it and it will just be our first thought. So if you want to know what we thought of 28 weeks later, spoilers included, head to the Petron as it will be up there soon or now, or maybe never.

So exciting. I do really want to see it. I hope it's good. Well, you'll have to listen on the patron, Matt. Yeah. Well, I won't know otherwise. That crook silver is so hot. Are you talking about what's his name?

Aaron Tyler Johnson. He's, I think he's straight men's idea of like a man. What? Straight men's idea. He's too pretty for straight people to like. I think he keeps getting cast by like, he got cast by Eggers in Nosferatu. In Nosferatu? Yeah, and he's fucking terrible.

Cause you know what? He's an awful actor. Yeah, but he's very handsome and he played that he's played so many superheroes. Kickass. Yeah. Quicksilver. Yeah. And?

That's all. Oh, and the wolf guy. Nosferatu's friend. The Wolfie Man. What's the one that was really bad one? Wolfie Man. No, Craven. Craven.

Oh, yeah. Craven the Hunter. He's terrible. A bad Sony Marvel movie. It was all bad. Bad, bad Hunter. He's terrible. A bad Sony Marvel movie. It was all bad. Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. Anyway, and like, I don't know, obviously there's weird things going on in his personal

life as well. Like what? Such as? His relationship with that director woman. Why is that weird? Because she's, she and him got together when he was 18 and she was 42. Oh yeah, that's a bit strange. And she had a daughter that was five years younger than him.

And now he's her stepdad. And what's so weird about that? And now they have four children. Yeah. Old. Yeah. And his stepdaughter is still five years younger than him, but his wife is still 20 something years older than him.

What's weird about that? It's pretty weird. It's intense. And she knew him when he was underaged, when she was first casting him in Nowhere Boy. Yeah. Wait, she cast him in something? She screamed. He was in the film, that's how they got to know each other.

Eww! She was his director. Kurjan, watch out. Yeah. My baby boy. Oh, it's a bit chilly in your willy. Oh! Would she say that?

She would. Eww! Aaron Tyler Johnson. I think he took her name. That's how he got the double barrel. Wow. Cool. Who did Anna take? Anna Taylor-Joy.

Not cool. Anya Taylor-Joy. Yeah, whatever. Anyway, he's a terrible actor. None of that changes anything. Anyway, he's very attractive. He is very hot and he's got that big swingin' dick. Yeah, I think he's got a big honking log.

No, but you've seen it in that film that they made together. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course I have. Giant, big old dick. Flopping. Flopping around. Yep. You know, you can never trust it these days because of all the prosthetics and after effects.

Yeah, but I think that was, like, I think that's his dick. That is his dick because I think him and his wife were making an indie film where they're like, Well, don't you think we've got to pull out the dick? Get it out. Don't you think that'll do something for your career? Uh huh. Yeah.

And it has. He's got one gay fan. Yeah. Um, yes. What fun. But you know what? Tonight, listen to the Patreon, I might have changed my mind. True.

Look at this big swinging dick. I hope his dick is in the film Um, I'm dead. Well, no rage virus Uh, yeah, I have only seen the trailer was the trailer on we went to the movies the other day Yeah, it was in there bloodlines Um, and that is the first and only trailer that i've seen. You saw the good one. Cause I showed you in this very. Yes, yes, yes, yes. But that was ages ago.

I don't remember. Yeah. Um, but I'm excited. But we're dragged for the Medias. How are you going to remember a trailer? Yeah. Nice. That's a very fierce ribbon.

If you ask me, I'm really teaching my sister a few things. Um, we didn't talk about the Medias at all. Oh yeah. I won. Okay. But here's the thing. I just want to say quickly about the Medea's at all. Oh yeah, I won. Okay, but here's the thing. I just want to say quickly about the winning. Oh, the grazing table. The grazing table set up on the pool table.

Yes. But that was, that, you know, okay, here's what they did. They said that for $111 ticket price, I think that was the price, they said they bring out canapes throughout the night and tell you, I'll tell you what, sometimes I hear that and I'm like, you fucking liars. I'm going to see one mini quiche. You're going to be chasing after a waitress all night and it's not going to happen. The food was plentiful. Yes. And those trays were going around with like lots of different options the whole night. There was like not just your arancini as discussed,

which was actually delicious, but tiny little gluten free burgers, tiny little vegan burgers, tiny little meat burgers. There was, um, fried cauliflower with like, it was just, and it never felt like you had to like run very far to find some food. The charcuterie table, however, probably could have used some more fresh bread. And, and, uh, attendant to slap people's filthy hands. Yes.

There were just so many hands. So many disgusting little hands. Cutting away at that choose. I couldn't do it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. One. And I said, that's, I don't trust anything else. Also, there was DOA during the arrival. There was. So they were, you didn't even have to speak, which I, cause I loved. Um, they were just on the counter. On the counter, grab one. Thank you.

That was good. Although I'm not drinking at the moment since that, since I went to Queensland with Mandy Moves. Yes. Which is, should we talk about that now? Oh God, I've talked about so many things. But mostly just. Arontillia, Johnson, giant flopping arondick. Oh God, I've talked about so many things. Yes, but mostly just that dick.

And Harry Johnson's giant flopping dick. And the dead dick. I need to review. You say. Anyway, yeah, so the thing about me winning the Drag Queen of the Year and Kick-On's one, which I feel like partial ownership over, because I didn't edit or do anything for the season. The current season, but the legacy.

The legacy. You helped build. Actually, so did I. Yeah, exactly. It's your win as well. All the guests. But when I won, because when the nominations went up, I'd been very like, oh, like this is kind of like,

it would be tacky of me now or I feel that to now campaign and be like everyone but for me like to win this award Because I know it's huge. It's so good. And I just looked up the dick everyone. It's flopping around What are they wrestling for in that movie? Oh big old day Who's got the biggest date? are they wrestling for in that movie? Big old dick. Who's got the biggest dick? I think I've seen that video. But...

Matt, have you seen this dick? I'm going to send it to you. Don't worry, I'll send it. Thanks. Anyway, just I basically put up like the most pageant Miss America video in retrospect, it's like so annoying. But like I did feel this. So I was like, please don't vote for me. I've got enough.

I've been spoiled this year. I got to win Drag Race. Like that's an opportunity that I got that, you know, other people don't have this year and so, you know, just don't worry about me. That's all good. And then I won anyway, which is now seems in retrospect, so calculated and cruel to be like, don't vote for me. I did win. I mean, I would describe you as calculated and cruel.

So I know, but I like to expend that effort in certain directions. We're not creative ones. It was you. I can see now. You've been trolling me for years. If that were me, I would have sent my Instagram picture to Aaron Taylor Jones.

Dang it. But yeah. But it was a fabulous night. Yeah, gorgeous. And I did miss out. So because I'd gone up to Queensland and Darwin the week before, It was a fabulous night. Yeah, it's gorgeous. And I did miss out. So because I'd gone up to Queensland and Darwin the week before, I'd had two nights of getting absolutely fucking obliterated.

I know. With the local divas who were incredibly kind in both states and ending up getting into bed at 4.30. Crazy. It's really crazy for me. And then I woke up on that final night in Queensland and I was like, I actually can't drink another drink. I can't have any alcohol at all.

And because Cannes had been such a... Every day of Cannes had been like, let's have wine, let's have wine, let's have wine. We're going to an event, we're going to have wine been like, let's have wine, let's have wine, let's have wine. We're going to an event, we're going to have wine. You know what I mean? There's wine. So it like, already created this like 10 day block of consistent drinking.

And so I was like, I should recover. And then there's just not been another moment where there hasn't been like, oh, should we just have a wine or should we have a free cocktail at DOA? And so I was like, if I don't put my foot down, this is just going to keep happening. And there will never be a time where I'm just like not drinking. And I was like, this is how it happened to Amy.

Are you at that stage? Are you asking for help or what's going on? No, I helped myself. Like Amy did, to more Coke. But yeah, so then I wasn't drinking on the night, but normally the good thing about the Madea is, well, there's only been two Madeas so far, but last year the good thing about the Madeas is that it hits a certain point in the night and everyone gets rancid and they start saying and doing the most incredibly stupid and awful things because there's also a lot of scorned people in the room that haven't won awards.

And they've really nominated. Well, I feel like they've had time to get over it at that point, but the people that have just lost. I'm still on the verge. Next year, listener, we're campaigning. Death to Everyone, 2026. Oh, for Death to everyone? If I can, yeah.

Yeah. We're going to do an active campaign. Yep. Yep. To win best contributions to media. Correct. Cause we won it this year. Oh, kick-ons. Oh, that'll be sweet.

Two years in a row. Yes. Anyway. Now I just need to confirm, Matt, it would appear that you haven't yet seen the dick. Oh, Matt. If you could just jump onto our very important group chat. Oh, look, I haven't received any notifications. Oh, okay. If we've got a new message.

Very important group chat. I'll open it up. Oh, it's a gif. Yeah. Most delightful. Well, it's better in motion. All right. Holy shit, it's really wibble wobbling.

It's so nice. He's also just so lean. He's always been very lean. He's got the sinew of a man who's got no fat on his body. You can see not his ass cheek, but like the muscle that lies beneath it. Only muscle. Yeah, it's very like 0% body fat.

Which isn't really normally the vibe, but I don't know, I think he's very handsome. Although you know what I didn't like? His outy belly button. Oh. Is he has a real, I mean, obviously like he is aware that he's attractive, but like the campaign that he did for Kraven, he was just like pimped out in like Pimped out?

Hot little, you know, like outfits to just like stand around and look super hot. Yeah. outfits to just like stand around and look super hot. Because the movie was trash and he's probably not the greatest actor of our time. And I was like, the only thing this movie has going for it is how hot this dude is. What the fuck? Yes. I found that really frustrating. I just think that this, um, his whole career is that if he gets Bond, it will be the best thing that ever happened to him.

Cause that will fit perfectly within his range. Like I'm sure he's lovely, but you know what vibe he gives me? Mormon. He feels like Benson Boone adjacent. He's Mormony. Benson Boone was Mormon? He still is Mormon. He feels like Benson Boone adjacent. He's Mormony. Benson Boone was Mormon? He still is Mormon. I've never seen him wear a backpack.

Waiting for him to come to your house. What do you mean he's Mormon? Yeah, he's Mormon, darling. What do you mean? He's bloody Mormon. How can you be Mormon? It's okay to be Mormon. And wear a jumpsuit.

What do you mean? Because he's doing it. But he's doing it. But he's... What? Oh, okay. That's too much. Too much.

Okay, should we move on? Yeah, let's destroy this planet. Let's do it. With laser beam eyes. Poooooo! Oh, you did it with laser beam eyes? Yeah. Well, lucky, wait, wait, I was in. Should have got a spec saver. Oh God, that's bloody terrible of me. Can you imagine? Should have gone, you know, she's just been blowing up the world with her fucking,

she's been blowing up the world with her bloody eyes. You know, and then I'm there and I'll say, I don't know how I survived, but then I'm like there and I don't know why he's suddenly gone so straight. Oh God, yeah, that's more it, yeah. And then I'm there and I'm like, should have gone to Specsavers, Charlie. She's an angry bitch. She's an angry cunt.

We'll be right back. God. And I'm there like, get the new Kylie collection on this girl's snots. She needs to see clearly now. The ride is gone. Everything is gone. It's the Elton John collection, you whore. There's a Kylie collection and I have the Kylie collection.

You have a Kylie collection? That's the sunnies that I wear. Oh, that's... That's fabulous. Kylie would appreciate. And also I like that she doesn't plaster her name all over it. Did Elton plaster? Yeah, I think so.

Okay. Also, his are so ostentatious. Oh. Whereas Kylie's are nice and subtle. They're all named after his songs, darling. You can get the Rocket Man. Okay. Bye. Man. Okay, bye. To the world

To the world To the world To entry world Welcome back, Mr. And a And a Sulangor to you. Sulangor. Okay. First topic for discussion for today is which adhesive goes into the bunker? Talking about adhesives. Put a little sound under that Matt.

Make it less sad. A little twinkle. Yeah. Okay. A little chime. Okay. Okay. So, uh, spit.

What are you using spit to adhere? Paper to paper. You're using that? It's not strong. When is that? It's not even anything. You've never seen like... What? Not strong. When is that? Well, it's not even anything. You've never seen like.

What? Am I just starting somewhere? It was. For a safe space. This is not a safe space. Sorry. Superglue. Superglue.

I like superglue. I mean. From the weakest to the strongest. I, okay. So I was in this car while I was in Brisbane. Um, they said there's a car service that's gonna take you to the Morton Bay Pride Auditorium. Morton Bay Pride Auditorium.

And I was like, oh, and I was staying in the most beautiful hotel, the Indigo Hotel. Shout out. It was the nicest hotel I've stayed in since the whole drag race thing began. And I went down to the lobby and my car was meant to take me at four o'clock and I get into the car and then I'm sitting there with this,

and the car is like tan leather interior, the fanciest car you've ever been in. The center console in the back seat has like a little, like what looks to be like a Coke dish, but it's actually a tablet has like a little, like what looks to be like a Coke dish, but it's actually a template, like a tablet with like a screen that you can do things with. And then it's got like little ashtrays on either side. And then it's got like personalized heating and cooling controls and blah, blah, blah. And I start like, I'm like, Oh, where are these other two acts that are coming to the Mortton Bay Pride Festival in the same car?

And they were 20 minutes late. James and Penelope. And so while I was waiting, I was starting to put my nails on with super glue. Yes. And here we are. And I... Did you get super glue on the upholstery of this car? I almost did.

Oh my God. So I was in this fancy ass car with this very patient driver and I pulled out this industrial super glue out of my purse and you know when sometimes you like pierce the foil lid? Yes. There's a press here inside you were not aware of and in that moment I knew and it spurred it up into the cap of the lid and then down the sides of the super glue tube and dripped. No! I was in my frock, so first concern was for the frock, because super glue is never coming out into that fabric. Once it's in the weave.

Yes, it goes straight into the fabric. Yeah, not good. And then it sizzled down my hand, which is fine, and drip dropped down below, and then I realized that it dropped onto my phone, which is great, because that will come off under the case, the back of the case. And then I was like, okay, and then I lifted it up, hadn't gone on my dress at all, incredible. And then I was suddenly holding this like completely wet super glue tube with nowhere to put it down. It was super glue into your hand. And well, yeah, that too.

So I tightly screwed up the lid and looked for a place. And listen, I guess there would be other times in my life where I would have shown a blithe disrespect for this incredible car and perhaps just tossed it down somewhere. But instead I put my phone down and laid it down on my phone. That's increasing the damage to my phone, but also stopping it from touching anything in the car. But I bet that man really regretted having me in there.

Oh yes. And I was like, that was before the superglue. Richard. But this is because you did liquid and not gel. I'm off the gel. You're off gel. Gel, fuck gel. She's off gel. What do you mean?

I did question this in my mind on Monday at the Medea's because you had liquid. Yeah, I'm off it. Where is the squeeze gel? So there's two types of superglue. One is a relatively new invention. It's an iteration on superglue and it's a loctite has put out a gel superglue. Yes.

So it comes out as like, instead of a runny liquid and superglue feels runnier than water. It's so probably the runniest thing I've ever encountered And I've met Usain Bolt And so Yeah, but you can it's three dollars for a tube of like 10 mil Yeah, ridiculous. Yeah, and the packaging is just so overwrought, like, you know, it's kind of making a big deal out of nothing.

Whereas the classic superglue, which works better, works faster, because I think that the reason it's a gel is just because it has a mixed medium in it. It's not like the gel element is the superglue. It's just suspending the superglue until such a time as you in it. Yeah, yeah, it's not like the gel element is the superglue. Increasingly. It's just suspending the superglue until such a time as you use it and then I assume it just evaporates off or something. But yeah, it just feels a bit like it takes longer to dry. Whereas with the liquid, it pretty much immediately adheres if it's gonna adhere. Yeah. And then yeah, so I just I've given

up and also the cost is just that much cheaper. Yeah. Because you can buy for $2, you can buy like 12 tubes of superglue. Yeah, that pack. Yeah. I know it well. It's fantastic. So I'm back off. I thought I'd revolutionized superglue. I told everyone about it. Now I'm off it.

Yeah. Not fair. I bounce between, not that I wear nails that often. That's why I wear gloves. That's between, not that I wear nails that often, that's why I wear gloves. But did you know that in the aquarium world, there is like, you can buy super glue from like the aquarium and it's like $15 for one tube. And instead of saying super glue, it says aquarium super glue. That's all. And it's just superglue. That's all. And it's just the same. It's the same thing. Because when superglue dries, it's just like a inert plastic.

So it's not going to contaminate the water, but they're just repackaging it and selling it to, you know, hobbyists to their peril. How much more do hobbyists need to go through? Right? Aren't their lives harder now? Yes. Publicly ashamed at every moment. I mean, do you think, which ones do you think is more shameful? Aquarium keeping, bee keeping or miniature train making?

Miniature train. That's the worst. Definitely miniature train. One thousand percent. Yes. And what about people that do lots of Lego in their house? Okay. But they don't, they don't play with it.

They just set them up and leave them. Yeah. But it's what like the orchid set? Yeah. No, I'm talking about someone that's given over their whole basement to make a mini world. Oh, well, I can talk about that. Not from personal experience.

Um, uh, I think train train people are endeared by Lego. I think Lego is the most normie. Yeah, very normie. Especially because of the shows. Lego Masters. Okay, so that's most normal. Well, okay. And then beekeeping, I guess aquariums are...

Beekeeping is like a noble pursuit. I feel like that's the only one that gets you like, Oh, he's like, it's like the paramedic of hobbyists. Hmm. He's doing it for the planet. Like, Oh, you have an apiary or you care about the bees? Hmm. Cause they're not really like in captivity.

They're just. I think that's the thing. It's like, um, it's the most like mother nature. It's what an amazing hobby. Oh my God. It's actually so. You could do it. I know. Have I told you about the bees near my house? No, I don't think you have. So really? I thought I talked about it on the podcast.

What are their names? Well, I haven't named them all yet. Um, but there's a, there's a beehive on a property near my house that I see. Vanessa's house? No, it's not Vanessa's. I wish. I mean, there might be, it's quite a high fence. Zelda's fierce neighbor, Vanessa. Oh my God. She's that low. Not only by name and one time I saw her.

She's amazing. Um, oh my God, the other day I was in the garden and she like said something to me, but I had headphones in and so I just kind of like went, Hey. And then she obviously had asked me a question and she couldn't see in the distance that I had. Maybe she asked, what should I put on my garden instead of Tanbok? And you said, Hey, right? I don't know what she said. And then walked away. I love her. Anyway. Oh, I met another. How could she see you in your garden when you were in your backyard? With the front yard. Oh, why were you there? I was tending the roses, literally. Yeah. Anyway, I found these bees, like kind of just down and around the corner. It's like just over one of the driveways. And

one day I saw them all buzzing. And I was like, there's a lot of bees over there. And then another day I saw someone's head in the bee suit and I really want to talk to them. But anyway, you should just do it, sweetie. That'd be so cool. How an ape. There he is. Yes. I don't know what it's called.

Yeah. Well, beekeeper. Beekeeper. I have to keep the bears away. Glue. Glue. Okay. So what are your thoughts on drag queens who use the Elmer's glue stick on their eyebrows?

I fundamentally don't understand it. Do you know Trixie Mattel, the most famous drag queen from Drag Race? Mm-hmm. She still does that. So, I mean, we've discussed this in private before, but now we can do this publicly. They must have a different formula over there because our formula, or like what we buy here, like I've dared to try in the past. Yes. It doesn't work. It doesn't work. Like it just actually doesn't

work. It's a water-based glue. The second it's reactivated by your sweat, it's gone. It's over. It fundamentally doesn't work. I don't understand. So they must have something else going on over there. I don't know. I need to know, but there are divas in Australia that do it too. There was, didn't BG buy some once? Yes. And they didn't work. We've tried. I've tried even since then.

Yeah, like the purple one, like the pinky purple. Yeah. No, it doesn't fucking work. It's all lie. You've got to use, and this probably the next one that we can talk about, Proseid. Proseid, cream or liquid? I got to get some more liquid. I've been using the last of the cream that I bought. Yeah, I'm fully, so originally liquid,

then I went to cream, now I'm back to liquid, much prefer liquid. Liquid's better. Liquid's better. So for you, if you're listening, there's a type of of liquid latex adhesive, I guess, and model blender. Yeah, it's used a lot in prosthetics.

Yeah, so you might add, so you had a horn that you needed to add to an extra's face in Buffy season three. You would paint the inside of the horn to adhere the latex to the skin. Yes. Because a lot of glues don't work on latex. So you need something that's kind of actually another latex or bonds. And then it sticks and it kind of stays sticky.

It never really goes not sticky. So you have to powder over it in order to take away its stick. Yeah. But a lot of drag queens have used it for their eyebrows for a long time because it's pretty, it was very sturdy. Yeah. There's a learning curve to, uh, how you handle it, how much to use, how to coat the hair, how to lay it all flat, all that stuff. But once you got down, it's like the only thing worth doing. And it allows you to keep your eyebrows when you're out of drag. Yes, yes.

I've used other, Kryolan have a brow blocking wax. Yeah, who else did that? Oh, I don't know. There was another diva we were backstage with who was like busting out the wax and I was like, that is old school. That is old school. Last time I tried that was probably like 10 years ago maybe if I got it now. When you went to go see Lady Tron.

With battery hex, unknowingly. Yeah but I remember at the time being like this is fucking horrendous what the fuck is this? Also and it's in like a tube it kind of looks like cabana, which I don't like anything that resembles meat. Hmm. Well Okay, uh clag I Love clag, but you know specifically okay clag is school glue if you're there's like a it's like a starch based glue that you couldn't only like you can give it to Preschool age children and they can eat as much as they want because it won't damage the insides like a starch-based glue that you can give it to preschool-age children, and they can eat as much as they want, because it won't damage the inside like a PVA would. Yeah.

It's like a paste. A paste. And it has to be applied with a disgusting brush that has been disfigured. Yeah. And it's very similar to what they use in like paste-ups. So like when you see these posters around the city, it's like that starch glue that they've used that dries somewhat clear. But yeah, kids use that for their little craft projects. And while I hate the product itself, disgusting. I love the shape of the bottle and the fabulous font on the word clag. Clag. And the fabulous word itself.

And the wand, the interior branch. Like the brush, and like why does it have three little resting points? Yeah. I mean, quite generous. Generous. I like it. That wand brush applicator,

whistling, doomed. Yeah. The second it's used, it's over for those bristles. It's got like a- They will point in every direction. Fishing line kind of consistency. The second it's used, it's over for those bristles. They will point in every direction. It's got like a fishing line kind of consistency. Yes, it's wild.

It's plastic. I love it. Plastic bristles. PVA. I'm a big PVA supporter. I do want to know what the difference of PVA and Mod Podge are. Oh, I don't know. I don't know.

Mod Podge, I don't know much parts I Don't know I use my budge quite a lot. Yeah And a little goes a long way. I said mod podge my budge is the type of crafters glue comes in Matt and Shane satin finish Satin finish to down. Yeah, if you want to play a project you can also use it to kind of laminate You know, so you're doing a decoupage and you know, your mother-in-law's side table. Do you think that guy would do decoupage? Oh god, I love it. It's really relaxing.

But what magazines does he source the images from? That's mine. Whatever I got lying around the house. Yeah. I've got these gorgeous old photos of dad when he was in the army. So that was what I put on the bedside and these gorgeous illustrations of roses, you know, Victorian roses. Yeah. Um, I got a lot of flower shows with mom. She loves it.

The old bat. Oh God, we have fun. She loves the Rose too and a Rose. No, we put it on the bedside table for her just so she can have dad there and she can look across and she goes, that's Chad. And I say, yeah. You know what I mean? Still miss him.

Yeah, every day. We've lost a lot of people. God. Okay. Yeah, so PVA, great to peel off the skin. Yes. Well, super glue is good too in that way. No, super glue hurts me.

That hurts. You got to get it off with sandpaper. What? What? Use your teeth like a normal person. Super glue? Sandpaper? It doesn't peel off.

Yes, it does. No, it doesn't. Yeah, but like ouch. Like super glue hurts. No, I love to like nibble at it. But what when you super glue your skin together? You rip it apart. No, what if I rip my skin off?

It's not going to darling, it's not that strong. Yeah, but it feels like it possibly could. Everyone thinks super glue is so much stronger than it is. Oh, did I say he? You did. Oh, maybe I was talking about someone else. Everyone thinks I'm holding my head high and I'm okay out there, but mum's not doing well.

Can I tell you something? Mum's not doing well and everyone thinks I'm stronger than I am because I run two businesses. What are they? Oh, you know, I've got the hair salon. And I also run a small events company with my friend Cherie. Yeah. Yeah, we do kind of hen's do's and receptions and, you know, quinceañeras from time to time. Yeah, anything. So two is showers.

We do a lot of showers. And I think that I've taken on a lot this year without really realising that I was stressed. We're here for you. Thank you. What about the blue Yoohoo? I mean, I'm- Do you like the blue Yoohoo? I mean, I'm- Do you like the blue glue sticks?

But yeah, so drag queens will use the blue or the purple to kind of indicate when their brows are ready to put the makeup over it when it dries clear. Whereas most people would use it to indicate when the paper has glue on it to know where to apply it to the other piece of paper. Oh, I don't like, you know what I like though is, cause I got off, I just think glue stick tends to, the liquid content in the glue is too high. So oftentimes, your, like the paper will become sodden.

Yes, yes. And I hate that. Saturated, yes. Whereas there's those, the strip adhesives, it looks almost like a contemporary white out thing. Oh, yes. Mechanical glue and like you lay it down and it rolls the sticky adhesive kind of almost like glue dot for ever sticky kind of situation. Wow.

And it rolls it off. It's like little plastic tape and onto the surface that you're adhering to. And while the applicators are prone to fail eventually, they are for like scrapbookers and things. They're like a much stronger bond. And yeah, it's just, it's much better than blue stick to be honest. Contact cement.

I love that. I've only just got into that. Contact cement. I love that. I've only just got into that. Me too. It's good. So contact cement is huge in cosplay. And you like put one on one side. Put it on both sides. Get them tacky.

Then make them kiss. And form a bond. But you have to put it on both sides. Yes. I love that. I love that. That is so good. But it's not like A and B, like some kind of products where like formula A

must be mixed with formula B. Yeah. It's just put on both sides, make them kiss. It's so good. I'm gonna do that. I got something today that I need to recover with contact cement. I'm gonna get out my tin when I get home.

Get it out? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, a lot of drag race prep. There was a lot of glues in the mix because I when I was making the Lazy, the spinning Lazy Susan dress, which was affixed to like a like a Lazy Susan, like a big, the biggest Lazy Susan you could buy. That you could like drill onto a table and attach your own board. I bought that years ago and then for this

dress I was like, okay, well I need to weld now posts along the circumference of the spinning Lazy Susan outer ring so that I can attach the spurs that will support the foam, the EVA foam that can also be removable. Okay, so imagine that. And I contact our friend who's a welder and can I say, in retrospect, he was so Sassarello Frankenstein about being asked to weld something. Like he was getting asked to weld something every other day. And was quite reticent to help.

Yeah. And now I'm like thinking about it. I'm like, bitch, you're a welder. Yeah. You should love to weld. Right? You're in the wrong business if it doesn't bring you joy. If you don't want to weld, stop welding.

See, so. But anyway, he said. Wait, welding is a bond. anyway. Go on. He said Don't weld it because it I won't weld it. I'm like, well Okay, getting it loud and clear darling. Maybe I should go and see someone who can actually do the job He said I won't weld it because it could warp the outer You know rim rim of the thing which relies on this ball bearings to like go along a path, which is fair enough. That was where I was like, okay, well, that's fair. We don't want

to fuck this up. And like, he's like, well, cause you know, it's metal and it will conduct all the heat of the welding. And that's when it would likely go soft and likely warp if you're trying to heat it up to do the bond. And I'm like, fine. And he's like, so use this, um, AB ultra strong resin based, uh, epoxy resin based glue. And so I was like, okay, on your advice, welder. I'll do that. Yeah. And so I did and all seemed to be going, okay.

And so I did and all seemed to be going okay, but I knew, I just knew that no matter how you prep a surface, no matter what you do, scratch it up, whether you scratch it up as I did, allow a porous surface, no way would that hold. No fucking way is there a glue out there that miraculous. And naturally, the first time I tested it out, it immediately snapped off when it counter levered the weight of the dress. Of course, of course, the amount of force being on that small area of glue. So I ended up having to make holes and screw through and then glue that. But like, I was just so like, I can't believe that someone would ever say a glue could do. It can't do. It needs to be bonded as one.

Yes. Can't be a contact area. Anyway, that's my story. What about wood glue? Is that not PVA? Well, I don't know the answer to that question. Then why did you bring it up? Wait, did I? I think about how, like, am I strong enough to rip apart things that have

been wood glued together? Like, I don't know. Am I? Because I look at, I think it every single day when I look at my coffee table. Because I'm like, the, I know like I've- When do they get wood glued? Well, because it's like panels. So they're like wood glued and clamped together. Yeah. That's what's making those objects, right?

I watch enough woodworking to know a thing I'm talking about. Yeah, but it's reinforced by those beams running. Yes, but if I removed the top of the table, easy, peasy lemon squeezy, squeezy. If I got a little bit of a pry, if I could just open it up just one millimeter, I reckon I could rip it apart with my bare hands. But also the thing about all these adhesions, like when people talk about

gluing your nails on with super glue as I do, is that it's a rigid, most glues dry rigid. Yes. So once they're rigid, while they're like incredibly good at taking a lateral force or whatever the fuck, if you take a sheer force, it's going to immediately come apart. So like when you're peeling off your nails, if you're pulling from the top, yeah, you're a psycho and it's actually going to pull off your nail because you're pulling in the exact direction the bond has been created. Yes.

But if you wedge in from the side, you'll crack those bonds and it will come off relatively simply. Work against it. As we so often do. Right. Yeah. Exactly. Yes. Lash glue. Why does it smell like that?

Lash glue. Why does it smell like that? It stinks. Duo lash glue. Why does it smell like that? Lash glue. Why does it smell like that? Duo lash glue. It stinks. It stinks more than anything. But I mean, it's like the latex based one. It's kind of like a latex smell. And then latex is quite stinky.

But why, if I worked in, you know, if I worked in makeup and I was putting out a line, I would put out a non-stinky thing. I'd make that the top concern Why do we have 10,000 mascara ones and one stinky lash glue? Yeah? It's a fantastic point. What do you think it should smell like say roses? What do you say? No, I was gonna say roses. Okay Yeah smell my eyes Every time you beat your lashes I I get another wafting.

It's quite beautiful. It brings a tear to the eye. Yeah. Uh, thankfully it's waterproof. Uh, but do you have a latex free version green, um, in packaging, not in color, but, uh, I was recently like adamantly recommended to swap. And I have one at home, but I've never dared joke with the idea of putting it on my face. But maybe I should. Will you wear it by a drag queen? No.

Okay, well, fuck off. No. Well, right. I, well- Maybe you could use spit to hold on a little wispy lash for a wedding. Yes. But darling, a drag queen lash is like a full extension of the face a meter out.

Yeah. It weighs more than a small mouse. It is. Yeah. Probably about one sixteenth of a basketball. These units of measurement, I'm not sure what they are. We measure things in all sorts of things here. And then we arrive, of course, at the other drag stalwart, Spirit Gum.

Spirit Gum. The sharp of a tree converted into glue. Yes. So, I fucking hate Spirit Gum. Spirit Gum is a theatrical glue that is used nowadays by, can be used to put on prosthetics, but unlike its sister, pros-aid, it dries rigid. And the advantage that that brings is that if it dries rigid into the lace of a wig,

unlike a pros-aid, it means that you can actually quite easily bring it out again once it's dried, like clean it off. Whereas, if you've got pros-aid in a wigigs lace, you might have a bit of a hard time. You need to fully dissolve it before it would come out of the lace. Yes. You can just use a bit of a friction clean with a toothbrush and some alcohol or methylated spirits. Yes.

But pros-aid is so like goopy and like, when does it get tacky? Spirit gum? Yeah. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Spirit gum. Yeah. Oh, I love the brush lid. Don't get me wrong. I love that. Reminds me of Clack. There's a lid on the inside of the brush on the inside of the lid that in the new editions it's screwed in. I love that. I need to upgrade. Do you know the spirit gum regular and TV mastic? Yeah, that I've never messed with. Oh, you've got to get on the mastic. The divas love the mastic.

Maybe this is my issue. Yeah, it's so good. It can dry on top of a foundation. Like you don't need to remove. Yeah, I hate to remove it. It's so much stickier. I need that. Melanumastic.

Melanumastic. Yeah. I like that. Yeah. I mean, we kind of said before, but epoxy, et cetera. Yeah. And those two part epoxy stress me out. Yes.

I don't know what steamboat is. Shut up. Yeah. Yeah. Any other ad know what steamboat is. Shut up. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, any other adhesives that we've forgotten Matt? Um, just Yoohoo. Yoohoo. Yoohoo.

That's my pick. Wait, is that your pick? Yeah. Why is that? Cause I like the Yoohoo sticks. Is it Yoohoo or Oohhoo? I say Yoohoo. Is it Oot milk you-ut milk?

Oh my God. I went to Smith and Daly, the vegan cafe place. And last time I was there, I had ordered a coffee and they said, what type of milk you want? And I said, normal please. Yes. As we all remember. This time I went and they said, and the woman had this terrifying stare.

She was terrifying, Jerry. And she looked me in the eye as if I'd done something wrong. And she was like, what kind of milk do you want? And then I said, not this time, bitch. And I said, oat. And then she kept looking at me and I said, did I do something wrong? You said that. I said that.

Oh my God. Because I was terrified. She said, no I do something wrong? You said that. I said that. Oh my God. Because I was terrified. Yeah. She said, no, I'm just looking at you. And I was like, well, someone should tell your face that because you look scary. I didn't say that. Oh Jesus.

But I was like, ah, okay. Cool. Yeah. That's part of it. I had two really awkward interactions this week. That was one of them. The other one was I was walking behind this woman going into the cashier-less checkout at the supermarket and I went, just because I was like on my own and not really thinking

and she was far too close for me to be behaving like that. She turned around and went, and I was like, I'm so sorry. That was very creepy. Pardon me. Now what did she say? She was like, wow. Speaking about normal, I have two things to say about that. Yeah.

Last weekend I went to Carlton Wine... And that's how we have time. I went to Carlton Wine Room with some friends. Carlton Wine Room? Yeah. You don't do any of those things. I know. Yeah.

But we went there for lunch and I was the first to arrive, also something fucking crazy. Did you go and drive or? No. No. That's why you had time. Well, yeah. And I ordered an iced latte and I was like- Carlton iced latte room. I know, but thankfully they provide asterix. So I was like, can I ice latte with oat milk?

And she was like, no, we've got skim milk or full cream. I liked that. Back to basics. I don't like all this fluff in Michigan. In Carlton? Yeah, you get old school Italians there. They're tourists there. In Carlton? Yeah, you get old school Italians there. They're tourists there. In Carlton?

They don't like the new, alternative mix. In New Age. It's actually become the new, like, chic thing to just have what you get. But Carlton Wine Room is so, like, bougie-rella. It's now bougie to just be like, no. No. Like, it's like we're in Europe

But I was so tantalized by no you can't have that yeah, that is so funny That's like well all the money baby. Yeah, so anyway. That's the first one and you got milk. Yeah, and was good It's fine. I just like the taste of oat milk. That's the only reason I get oh Yeah, yeah, I'm the odd. Oh, I'm not on milk, but I'm off's fine. I just like the taste of oat milk. That's the only reason I get oat milk. I find it. Yeah. Yeah. I'm off the oat. Ah, I'm not on milk, but I'm off the oat. I see.

So what are you having? Ah, I'll have a long black. But I will have a dash of cold milk. Yeah. But what kind of milk? I'll have regular milk. I see. Because it will stain.

It'll stain the actual drink. Yes. Where sometimes when oat goes in, it just sinks to the bottom. Yeah. Like, loud. It can't separate, baby. It can't. Not if I'm already on my long black shit.

No. No. It can't. But we were discussing tiger nut milk. Do you know about this? You with the woman in the. No. No.

No. No. Sounded like she'd had enough of you. Yes. She would not be impressed by my Tiger nut request. What's Tiger nut? Tiger nut is like a little, um, like a nut, such like underground, like seed thing, I don't know.

And I guess they stew it in water and make milk out of it. Is it good? I don't know, baby. I've never had it. Um, I'm just saying it because I enjoyed the name. Uh, and then my other example. I don't know, baby. I've never had it. I'm just saying it because I enjoyed the name. And then my other example. I think oat milk is the only milk substitute that feels correct.

Yes. In my experience so far, yes. Because it tastes the closest to milk. And it feels like it's less intense on the water usage. Yes. Than like an almond. Yes. Or even like a soy. Yeah.

Plus. I like soy. Soy is off. No. It's got too much flavor in itself. And too much sugar. Yeah. It's too like...

So I was at a big work meeting this week where we were celebrating some monumentous occasion and the color of the day was green. Like they're in the green, congratulations kind of thing. So to celebrate, everybody got a small cupcake from the cupcake queen herself, cupcake queen, and they all had green icing on them. And the manager who was like handing out the cupcakes to a hundred plus people just kept saying, now I've got the dietary ones here and all the rest are normal. So if you want something normal, they're over there and the dietary ones are here. But she said it like four times. If you're not normal, come to me. Yeah. but if you want the normal ones, they're over there.

And I thoroughly enjoyed the experience. I do like that. You freaks! Yeah. And then there was a point where the icing slipped quite publicly off the top of one of the gluten-free ones. Oh. And she was like, oh, it doesn't have any like dairy in it to make it stick.

It's not that it's not a problem with dietary requirements. It was not normal. Yeah, it's just not normal. But God, it was funny. Yeah, yeah, I like it. So it turns out dairy is a kind of adhesive. Yeah. Well, I was thinking now of cakes where they use like sugar, you know, the flan syrup. Yeah, to like adhere different elements. I saw these women having beef on the

internet about, they were both cake makers and the one was like, you can't just put flowers on your cakes, that could be poison, someone could die. And this woman went back at her and was like, I didn't, listen ma'am, I don't know you. I've never met you, you know nothing about me. And if you'd kindly keep your fucking business to yourself, cause I never say anything about the shit you're putting on your cakes. And so you put two dollar shop toys on your fucking cakes. Leave me be.

You can't eat those either. Yeah. They could be poisonous. She's like, as far as I can see, you're not wrapping anything here. You're not disinfecting, but I would never assume that I know what process you're going through off camera. So you know what I do?

I remain silent. You poke the bear, miss. Wow, cake tube. the bear miss. Wow. Cake tube. Yeah. Cool. Yeah. Anyway, what glue? I mean, I think we do contact cement or maybe PVA if you can peel it off your finger. I like contact cement. We also didn't talk about glue traps.

I was just watching that episode of Sex and the City with the mouse and the glue trap. No, sticky traps are fucking devil. They're so scary. No, it's so evil. I always think of that scene in the Jack and the Giant, the Jack and the... James and the Giant Peach. No, Jack and the Beanstalk. James and the Giant Peach.

That made for TV movie from the 90s, where he goes into the giant's house, and it's like an American suburban home, and he gets caught in a roach motel, and it's all gluey on the inside, and it's like an American suburban home and he gets caught in a roach motel and it's all gluey on the inside and it's disgusting. Ethically abhorrent. If you have a sticky trap in your abode, fuck you. What would you go for? Um, living in peace. The little stage. Hello.

Oh, yeah. You know what I'd go for? I'd take responsibility and stop leaving crumbs around. I'd improve my performance. Yes! Like they wouldn't be here if they weren't after my delicious crumbs. Like Jack from that hideous TV movie. Ew, he's in that dark room covered in glue and then he looks around and there's the corpses of giant Cockroaches the size of this boy. Yes, because listen if you don't know an animal caught in a sticky trap has no choice But to wait and die

That's fucked. Is it not meant to be that you take them out of there and set them free? You can't the stick like it becomes So like they're they're contorted and twisted onto themselves. They try to escape. So they are... it's actually fucked. It's actually... that is nightmare fuel. Yeah, it's so... sure, if you're an asshole and want to kill animals that are just doing their thing, don't do it like that. You can use an axe like the rest of us.

Yeah, use a shotgun like the rest of us. Use a shotgun like an axe and my axe. You can use the backside. Squish him. Okay. I don't know if we would squish him. Anyway, those glue traps are scary. Not good. Unkind. So what should we put in? I'm with you. I think a contact cement, but I think it's less visceral and I want people to have fun in the apocalypse.

Actually, do you know what I need to say is what do you do with the brush that you apply it on? Cause every time I use it it I say goodbye to that brush Yeah, you need some pretty intense industrial solvents to get it off. Yeah, okay, because I just keep saying goodbye to the brush Yeah, I think that's generally the way that goes. Okay, like you'll spend two dollars on a brush and then throw it away Yeah, oh what a word we're living in I know Luxury, but you could also use like a piece of cardboard. Right? Shmear it. Yeah, smear it with something that's a bit more... I'd love a palette knife.

How do I not own one? You should get one. I will. Well, and watch her get cut on this one as well. Turns out I bought a fucking sword instead. Turns out she's getting in the trap. Oh! Um, yeah, okay.

I think maybe PVA then. I feel like it's more versatile. Yeah. And you can make fabulous, silly little glue skin. Yes. Um, I was going to say fabric glue, but I don't really understand what that is. How is it different to PVA? I don't know.

Oh, we didn't even talk about E6000. That too. The gemming, stoning glue that gives you lung cancer. Yeah. I really assume. It's so... But it's so flexible and it can be washed. stoning glue that gives you lung cancer. Yeah. I really assume. It's so... But it's so flexible and it can be washed.

But completely inappropriate for our enclosed bunker. No aeration. Mmm. Except from the abyss. Uh, so yeah, PVA? Yep. Okay, lock it in. Hello, listener. Hello.

Hello. Okay. Yes. I have the next category, which I don't believe we've done before, but... Matt's got the docker. Pilcek. Yeah. Right? Okay.

So my question for you is there was a television program that aired from 1995 to 2004 in Australia. Big Brother! No? No. That one in the 90s. What about that? I'm crazy. It was called Cheese TV.

I'm familiar. Okay. And it was hosted... Cheese TV! ...by Jade Gatt and Ryan Lappan. Hot! Okay. So hot.

And... Oh, and then sometimes there was that gal. Who's that gal? Lenka Kripak. Yes! So there were 11 seasons of this show and they hosted a bunch of... It was basically like in the morning before school, Australian kids would get up and watch Cheese TV.

Cheese TV. And it would just be like all the shows. But which show. Dragon Ball Z. From the Cheese TV programming lineup. Dragon Ball Z. Gets into the bunker. Dragon Ball Z.

Let me talk through our options and then we can decide. On Dragon Ball Z. Action Man, Action Man, Action Man cartoon was actually really good. Cause he had this power to like see how things were going to work out if he did specific things and then he did it and it always worked out. I think it also saved on animation costs to just show it twice. The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius, the Adventures of Sam and Max,

Freelance Police, Adventure, Avenger Penguins. Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog. The Adventures of T-Rex. Sonic is too smug for me. Yeah, right. Yeah. Shut up. Actually, those, that whole cohort of people. Yeah.

They all have something wrong with them. Smug, arrogant, smirking. Yeah. Smirking. Except for Tails. Tails seems kind. Tails seems so gimpy. True? Yeah. Except for tails. Tails seems kind. Tails seems so gimpy. Ha ha, true.

Yeah. And then there's all the ugly ones like shadow or whatever. Yeah. Ew, ew, ew, ew. The Avengers, United they stand, Back to the Future, Bad Dog, Beethoven, these are all cartoons. Beverly Hills Teens, Beyblade,

ooh, I did love the Beyblade. Ew. Beyblade G Revolution, Beyblade, ooh, I did love the Beyblade. Ew. Beyblade G Revolution, Beyblade V Force, Big Bad Beetleborgs, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Do I remember that? Biker Mice from Mars, Bruno the Kid, Bureau of Alien Detectives, Butt Ugly Martians, Bucky O'Hare and the Toad Wars, Cops, Captain Simeon and the space monkeys, card captors. Card captors of Korra.

Conan the adventurer, Count Duckula, Crush Gear Turbo, Danger Mouse, Dennis and Nasha, Dog City, Digimon. Oh, I love Digimon Adventure. Ew. And then I'm out of every bones moving. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na Eagle Masters, Dungeons and Dragons, Eagle Riders, Earthworm Jim, that's my pick. I loved Earthworm Jim. Earthworm Jim.

Earthworm Jim. He may be very small. Earthworm Jim. No, no, no, no, no. Okay. Eek the Cat, Extreme Dinosaurs, Extreme Ghostbusters, Fievel's American Tales, Fighting Foodons, Gadget and Gadgetin-Tinis, Gadget Boy and Heather, oh my God, there are so many shows. Ham Tarot, Ham Tarot, when we work together,

it's much better. Okay, He-Man and the Master of the Universe, He-Man and the Master of the Universe, 2002, Hot-Rog Dogs and Cool Car Cats. Hot-Rog Dogs and Cool Car Cats. Hot Wheels Accelerates Ignition, Hot Wheels Accelerates the Speed of Silence. Frog dogs and cool car cats. Hot wheels accelerates his ignition. Hot wheels accelerates the speed of silence. Damn, I even love that one.

In an hour, to the speed of silence. Hulk Hogan's rockin' wrestling. Hurricanes, the Incredible Hulk, Expected Gadget, Ixnard, Dut Dut Dut Dut.d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d- Johto League Champions, Master Quest, Advanced Challenge, One Piece, Woody Woodpecker Show, Rude Dog, Rugrats, Saber Rider and the Star Sheriffs, God, they had a lot of rage, Sailor Moon, the Savage Dragon, the Secret Files of the Spy Dogs, Silver Surfer, Sky Dancers, Sonic X, only series one, Space Goose, Spider-Man 1967, which is actually really good, Spider-Man the animated series, Spider-Man the new animated series,

Spider-Man Unlimited, SpongeBob SquarePants, the spooktacular new adventures of Casper, Stuart Little the animated series, Star Wars, The Clone Wars, Street Sharks, Superior Defender, Gangnam Force. Street Sharks, they were so chunky. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2003, Technoman, Tenko, and the Guardians of the Magic, the Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers, The Tic, also good show, Transformers Armada, Transformers

Energon, Transformers Robots in Disguise. Wait, Beast Wars. Multimelon, Wildcats, Wing Commander Academy, Winks Club, X-Men the animated series, Yu-Gi-Oh! Which was such a moment. Zoids, Chaotic Century, Zoids, Fur Zoars, and Zoids New Century. See. Now, select.

Okay. So. That's a lot of shows. Do you remember any of those Matt? No, I wasn't allowed to watch that. This one's, I'm out for this one. Oh, do you think, have you ever seen? Like they were in some, like some things were in my radar. Like I saw the Stuart little movie.

So if you're walking through, I saw like, um, what else did I see? Um, like inspector gadget, the movie. Yeah. These are the TV shows, sweetie. Oh, I saw rug vats. I used to watch rug vats. When were you allowed? Why?

Well, that was probably after school. I don't think I was ever allowed to watch TV before school. How would your parents know? Because we had one TV in the lounge room. Yeah, but weren't they already at work? No. My parents were. I can't make you leave the door.

My parents were really hands-on, you know, active parenting. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. They drove me to school.

They drove you to school? Yeah, they took me to the door of the classroom. Wait, did they kiss you on the head and say, have a nice, nice little match? Did they bring cupcakes to the school to celebrate your birthday? Sometimes, yeah. Birthday cake. Wow. Please like our son.

Have some cake. So Pokemon was on at 7.30. Dragon Ball Z was on at eight o'clock. So early. Very early. I was not waking up for that. Oh, but I had to leave at about 10 past eight. Oh, but I had to leave at about 10 past eight. So I would set my VCR to record from 7.30 to capture everything.

And the best part is that because it would just record for the length of the tape, it would then rewind, because when it finished recording, it would then stop and rewind to be at the start of the tape so then I would get home it was ready I could just push it in and press play because it was already rerun for me and then you could also watch Burt Newton yes yes yes yes cheese TV yeah and sometimes that hideous book show was on with that awful catapult oh yeah, yes. I fucking hated that thing. That catapillar was ungodly. So awful.

I do remember that from my brain. And it was like the color of like intestines. Yes, of the inside of your body. It was like an early Star Wars like weird animatronic. And like, caterpillars, a delight. Beautiful. Would you put that caterpillar in a glue trap? Was it a caterpillar or earthworm?

Well, no, earthworm Jim was separate, but he was a worm. He was a bookworm. Oh, he's a bookworm. I suppose that makes sense. He was a book caterpillar. Um, okay. So anyway, hated that. Not that. I loved... I really liked that Spider-Man show. I'm being exposed to things I normally wouldn't consider, but they're curating an experience.

It was a fabulous curation. Yeah. Because it wasn't always what you thought you were going to get. No. But I don't know if you can guess this, but me and my sister were pretty bad at getting up in time to go to school. So we would normally be like, maybe 9.30, maybe 9.40, and then run down the hill to school. Wow.

Which is like, yeah, quite a, quite a schlep. We had to, I had to get up and walk to the bus stop. And that's when I learned it's okay to be late. Who cares? Yeah. Like, you know what I mean? For school, who cares? That's why I'm never late to anything.

No, I'm late to like, I'm anxious about being late. If you're, well, cause your parents aren't driving you anymore. Yeah. Um, no, but if you're like meeting up with someone one-on-one, be on time, be early. But if you're going to a group and everyone's just going to be there at the same time, who cares? You know you're going to a group and everyone's just going to be there at the same time, who cares? You know what I want to bring back? Like a period of time when you were going to meet up. So like, meet from one to one thirty.

Oh, yeah. Just an era. Yeah. Because like when you didn't have mobiles, you'd just be like, waiting. We'll just be here. Yeah. Like, we'll meet sometime between one and 1.30 and like if you were a little bit late, didn't matter. You know, but now there's like texts, like people are texting like, I'll be there in three minutes. Yeah.

I'll be there in one minute. The precision as well as like, if you're going to spend about like eight hours with someone and then you're like five minutes late, I'm like, that doesn't really matter. Yeah. But like you suddenly take someone's weight if you're like, we said seven o'clock, seven or six. Yeah. Yeah. You feel so stressed about getting there.

Like exactly at the time, not even early, not even earlier, you know, cause like, God, that stressed me out. Um, yeah. Earthworm gym though was like exactly my alleyway, but you know, I did like, I think that's probably where I first discovered Pokemon and I loved, it was like exactly my alleyway. But you know, I did like, I think that's probably where I first discovered Pokemon and I loved, it was just like that one time where these shows and these things would actually have such like a deep relationship to what was happening in your real life. So it's like if Pokemon was happening in the morning, then

you'd go to school and your obsession would be talking about Pokemon. And so it's like, it just felt like it was so keyed into your life. Like it was like, now we're going to go and play Beyblades. Now we're going to go and like look at Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Like this is all something that's actually happening in our real life. So it's not just like, I like to watch this as fun. It's like, no, you need to know this. This is important information. Yes. Um, so of the list, I mean, to be honest, I feel like the key things that I have really, really loved, so, uh, Dragon Ball Z. I also did like Dragon Ball. It's so good.

Like Pokemon. I love Pokemon. I think Dragon Ball Z probably stands up a little bit better than Pokemon does nowadays. Yeah. Although there's some total episodes that we might not even feel like. Like the story arcs would just out say they're welcome.

Yeah. Like endless episodes of just charging up your spirit bomb or whatever the fuck. Get on with it, Goku. Yeah, they really could have cut down something. I gotta get to school. Yeah. When they would like be in the middle of like blasting each other

and then be like, well, to be continued tomorrow. And you're like, what? What? You can't end on blasting each other, holding energy beams. It was the beginning of energy beams as a concept in pop culture. That's true. Like big energy beams where one color is going up against the other color and slowly edging

towards the other one. Yes, yes, it goes this way, it goes that way, it goes this way. Which way is it gonna go? We have no sense of what the stakes are, but here we are. You know what we should have done as a tiebreaker for death, what the fuck was our trivia called? Deathmatch?

Is do your best Kamehameha? That would've been funny. I don't think that's funny in the least. I would've laughed. I'd be worried. Go on stranger, give it a go. Anyway. I just feel like that's something that's happening at the ball pit at some fucking fan con.

And like nerd fucking fan con. And like nerd veins are popping. Do you know what though? Muscular nerds. Have you seen this? I don't know. There's a guy going around at the moment who's really into Ren Fair called, Oh God, what's his name?

He's really into Ren Fair and he's super muscular, ex-military, definitely Trumpy. But he has just like, the internet has just discovered him that he's like hot. And it's like now his ego is just like I hate everything about this. Yeah, and it's just a problem because it's like It's like shooting fish in a barrel. Him at a Ren fair? Yeah. The poors.

He'd be getting all the poors. It's like, I don't know, bring back just nerdy nerds. Maiden poors. Yeah. I'm going to find you his name. His name's Minas Walter. Okay. And he is from Minnesota.

He's from Minas Morco. And he, you better believe he's from Minnes Morckel. And he, you better believe he has kind of pagan style tattoos. Minnes what? Minnes what? Like M-I-N-N-E. All I'm getting is Minnes Morckel. Hang on, what?

M-I-N-N-E. Yeah. Minne. And then swole. Like the word swole. Ewww. S-W-O-L. And then T-A like the word swole. Ew. S-W-O-L and then T-A, minus swalter. Hmm.

I'm just, ew, ew, ew. Oh my God, he's so fucking hot. He's so hot, what the fuck? And he's on live all the time, which is how I end up seeing him. I hate him. Building his Hogwarts castle on live. Oh, shut up. What a dreamboat. OK, so.

Um, so. I'm just going to shave that one, are you? Yes. Um, cardcaptor. Delight delightful, but never really got that into it. Well, there's B, there's A tier and B tier. Yes, but I... And also Sailor Moon was there, and I don't know why it's not on that list,

because Sailor Moon was definitely on in the morning. You said Sailor Moon. Oh, did I? Yeah. Oh, good for me. But what you didn't say, I didn't think, was Beast Wars, which made me say, where did I watch Beast Wars? Maybe that was a Saturday morning show.

Maybe that was on ABC kids. How do you spell the word Saturday? Go on. Saturday. Seen discord this week, sister. We are being roasted. What are we being roasted for? One quick tangent, listener, I'm very upset with you,

but I think you're quite funny. Am I being roasted? Both of us. I thought I was impervious to her. No. Both? Lazy and Zelda say mulch instead of mulch. But I don't know, and I don't know why

it makes me giggle every time. Wait, mulch? Mulch. What do we say mulch? We say mulch apparently, but it's mulch. Oh. Yeah. Which, good luck. Live in life, say mulch. Eugh.

And then, don't forget to pop the filo pastries in the oven before you finish mulching the garden. That is so cruel. And two, three people have laugh reacted. And then this unkind comment. It begs the question. How do you say these words? Gulch, felch, welch, squelch, zilch, pilch, belch. Oh,, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Welch, Wel We've got Vulpix. Yes. Um, we've got Sailor Pluto or whatever the fuck. We're talking about the show now though. Yeah, but like, I don't care. We've got Android 18. We've got an actor playing Android 18.

And that dog would need to look like Vulpix. Yeah. In your lame bunker. What? What? Sorry? I'm sorry? Who's whoooey?

And Beast wasn't there. We don't yet have Beast Wars representation in the bunker. Not the toys. Beast Wars toys? Or Dino Wars. No, that's Dino Riders. Dino Riders. Jesus Christ.

Sorry. But Earthworm Jim, I don't remember being a cartoon, but I remember the video game. And ooh, it's so good. But that Earthworm Jim, can we put him in? Yeah, I think the whole show can go in. Yeah, Earthworm Jim. Okay, we're putting Earthworm Jim.

If you don't know Earthworm Jim, Matt's gonna kindly clip and put the theme song in here. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! We'll be right back. really big ray gun jim is still an earthworm but then he's the only one with a super suit to make him really super strong jim can be a winner if we only sing along all right earthworm jim we think he's mighty fine earthworm jim a hero for all time earthworm earthworm earthworm earthworm jim For this! Garooby! Welcome back listener to our incredible show. Hello.

It's now time for the final topic of discussion here today. Which word ending in ouch gets in the bunker? Ouch. What, what, U-L-C, wait, what? Just L-C-H. L-C-H. And then, sorry, I should add laughing emoji. Oh, you think you're so fucking funny. You think you're Mr. Comedy.

Everyone's a comedian. Oh, you think you're Carrot Top over here. Okay. Let me just Google some words. And again, well, I got my pick. What was that? Let me just Google some words and again, well, I got my pick What a rude topic suggestion what a bloody rude thing to say Okay words

Rare and dialectical is in Schultz What is Schultch mean? I want... Okay. I do like gulch. Show us your gulch. A deep, narrow ravine, especially one marking the course of a fast stream often formed in the American Southwest geography. Are you ready for my gulch? What is a gulch?

I just told you. Oh, is that sorry? Mulch, a protective layer of material like bark leaves or compost spread on the ground to enrich and insulate the soil. Milch, an old-fashioned word meaning giving milk. Would you mul milk my coffee? To milk the cow. That's just German, isn't it? Filch. Filch to steal, especially something small in value in a sly or sneaky way.

I'm going to filch. Oh, you know what a good one is. What? Zilch. Zilch is pretty fucking good. Or squelch.elch does that end with LCH yeah squelch squelch squelch mama I don't know but it's not on this list welch squelch wait these are all five letter words what the fuck am I

looking at um welch on a deal I say all the time. I'm going to welch on that deal. Um, they get in zilch. Yeah. Shulch is archaic dialectical term possibly related to slinking or skulking behavior, not widely attested to skulch. Did you know the words that end in ulch are extremely rare in English? That's fun. That's why we can't pronounce them properly.

Okay. What about belch? I don't like belch. Belch is good. Why would I want to talk about belch? Okay. Snelch could suggest an sound or action like squelching through mud, but to snelt. Grouch and Thelts. What's this German word ending in LCH? Liebfrahmilch.

Liebfrahmilch. What does that mean? I don't know. I'm not sure. Could you find out? A fruity white Rhine wine. Rhine wine? Wait, that's the one that I want. Say it again.

A fruity white Rhine wine. Rhine wine. From Rhine? Yeah, from Rhine. Say a word. What do you call it? Liebfrau Milch. Liebfrau Milch.

Yeah. That's my word. Liebfrau Milch. Liebfrau Milch? Yeah. That's my word. Liebfrau Milch. Liebfrau Milch. Bring us a ceremony of Liebfrau Milch. Can you send the word? I want to see how it sounds.

It's Rhine wine. I must see this word in front of me. It's a German. It must be German. It's Liebfrau Milch. Send the word. Send the word. Liebfrau Milch.

So it's not really a milch. Send word. I think we'll pronouncerau Milch. Send the word. Liebfrau Milch. So it's not really a milch. Send word. I think we'll pronounce it milch. Oh mama, we'll pronounce this however the fuck we like. Liebfrau Milch. Liebfrau Milch. That's so good. I think that's getting in.

It's a fruity wine line. I, yes. Just like you. What did you call me? Is that German? Am I German? Is this OK for German? Does this sound like I am a German man?

Do you remember when my Polish lover scrutinized the way we said Koziosko? Koziesko. Koziesko. Liebfrau Milch. It's a fine wine. Please. Fruity.

It's Wendy's new Liebfrau Milch. When we go on the Wendy's program, can we, can we pretend that we're German tourists? Hello. Who is this Wendy? Can I meet her? Please. I would like some Liebfrau Milch. I would like a fleck shake and one donut please.

Maybe Wendy's can serve it in the bunker. And you can see here they have added sprinkles and right over the top of a cinnamon donut. And a fruity rind wine. And a fruity wine wine. Fruity rind wine. From Rhineland. It's a fine land.

Okay. Lip-fried milk. Can we do lip-fried milk? Yes. Okay. Congratulations, lip-fried milk. You're in. You're in.

And I know you always thought you were going to get in. We thought you're a dead ringer. So does that mean no other words that end in ut can be uttered in the bunker? No. Or do we just put lip-fried milk in as strong? The object and no other words that end in lt can be uttered in the bunker? No. Or do we just put lt from lt in as, you know, as strong... The object and no other words. A ban on the other lt words? Yeah, okay.

So no mulch in the bunker. I mean, we can have mulch, but it can't be called mulch. Yeah. Mulch. We can say it. We're in the celestial void. I can say it and pronounce it perfectly. Yeah.

Mulch. I need to mulch my garden. You gotta mulch it, baby. What a rude thing to observe. I hate to be seen or observed. Right? Which is why it's weird that I've chosen this career for myself.

Correct. Wait. Wait. Wait. I can't eat all the food off of this plate. Plate? Leap brow milk. What?

Leap brow milk. This website doesn't know how to say Leif Bromish. Yeah, we're going to say it like we say it. Yes. Because we are actual German. Yes. Not like this digital woman sitting inside of the screen. Yeah. Is this good?

Yeah. Good. Very good. Leif Bromish. Yeah. Very good. I have made in my small Dutch oven a small loaf of bread. Very good. Leaf No, that's South African. I'm here. I'm getting a lot of Icelandic, if I'm honest. I am here to look inside of the computer.

My name is Björk. Björk. Yeah, that's a good word. Björk. I'm Björk. OK. I thought you were starting to do Verner. Verner Herzog.

Where's he from? Can you say Liebfamilch? He's German by way of the Austrian mountains. Jesus Christ. And here I am discovering the truth about my sister, Zelda Moon. Wait, we need to leave. We need to go immediately to see 28 years later.

I hope they drink some Liebfamilch. I hope they are able to keep the flame alive, for human beings must struggle on as the proverbial worm that we are. This is terrible. I'm sorry. Goodbye, everyone. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

What did I put in? Okay, so this week in the bunker, we put in the classic adhesive of PVA. PVA. PVA. Then? We put in the classic adhesive of PVA. PVA. PVA. Then... We put in... Earthworm Jim.

Earthworm Jim. And then we put in... Lead for me-ish. Lead for me-ish. Lead for me-ish for me. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay. And we'll see you all in hell.

See you later. And we'll see you on our Patreon if you want to hear about our thoughts on that movie that we're seeing. Yes. And a permanently up-to-date bunker spreadsheet. Okay, bye-bye. Goodbye. Death to Everyone was recorded at Natural Habitat Studios by Matt Cheers.

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And we're going to clean out the inbox. And liep vermisch for everyone. Goodbye.