Death To Everyone - Death To... Bins & Has-Beens

Episode Date: February 10, 2026

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Welcome back to death to everyone. My name is Lazy Susan. And I'm Zaldemu. And we are here for a stunning season four premiere. And we're joined, of course, by our new producer, producer, Matt, but spelt with two A's. Matt. Hi. Matt's our special guest today.

She's sitting in the studio with us. Who's driving the car? It's on autopilot. That was an option? Yeah, the whole time. I love driving. You're replaceable. You like to have your foot on the gas.

I like to feel the road underneath me, the space road. I would like you to feel the car over top of you. Have you seen those like cabs in L.A. As in Las Vegas, rather, where... LV. Where you like get in the car and you're in Westworld and the car has no driver's seat. It's just wheels and a cabin and it drives you to your location. I haven't been in Vegas.

of Vegas, sorry. Well, neither of I, but I've seen it. If you could see anything when you're in Vegas, I assume your eyes would be completely occupied, gazing at the sphere. Ah, the sphere. How could you look at it? We should do a business trip to the sphere.

We should. We should. A trip to the sphere and to the Luxor. I want to go inside that giant pyramid where people kill themselves. What? I watched a video on all the Gordon-Ramsey restaurants in Las Vegas. this weekend.

Was that a Sophia Nyga? Yes. I made me want to die. Yes. But why? Because so many things. Like, I just have no interest in Gordon Ramsey. And why did you click the video?

I didn't. It was selected for me by the algorithm. Well, they know you better than yourself. True. Well, I mean, I watched the entire thing. It was probably 40 minutes of my life. But sadly, it didn't feature the Westworld taxis that I was trying to talk about, but that's fine.

But they get sticky date pudding or like the version of at every restaurant. Have you seen this video? Sounds good. You've seen it? I may have, but I don't remember. And then they do like the Wellington, Beef Wellington or whatever at every restaurant because apparently there he's like some of his signature dishes or whatever. But I just find it grotesque that he has like five different restaurants all within such a close vicinity.

but they're all different. And it's like, you don't work at any of them. I find that weird. What the fuck are you talking about? You wanting to work at all five in one night? Do you understand how franchising works? Yeah, but it's only a franchise of him, not of the restaurant. Because one is like fish and chips and one is like fine dining and one is a burger place.

He is the brand. Yeah, but that's, but why? Because he's associated with high quality food. And he has a TV show about being on food. Yeah, but like, you're crazy so go to like a restaurant you watch the video and you will go and eat those chippies I don't know but it has given me a craving for fish and chips

but what do I get when I get fish and chips chips and a potato cake potato cake cornjack corn jack's crazy maybe the most disappointing veggie burger of my life yeah inevitably it just doesn't it's just not worth it but I am so delighted by that open paper layout of the chips it's too greasy It's greasy. It's so yellow. Yeah.

So yellow. I saw this woman on TikTok the other day responding to another woman on TikTok as is often the case. But she was an American yelling at another American but who she'd mistaken for being an Australian for some reason. And she was like, tell me why

this Australian girl just hopped on TikTok to tell me that Americans are missing out on sushi. We have sushi in this country. And then she doubles down and she says, don't be stupid, you stupid American.

If you could just listen for two seconds, where does she get off saying that we don't have hand rolls? Okay, let me go to GoGet right now and search hand rolls. I think we have it. There's like 25 seconds of results. And like every image she showed was not the Australian hand roll, aka the long sushi roll you can get on the go. Yeah, yeah.

But there's like a little slice. And like, then she's just doubled down and she's telling us how stupid we are as Americans when we are one of the culinary capitals of the world. And I was like, sorry? Deva. Well, they have all those Gordon Ramsey restaurants. Exactly.

And like, maybe in like New York and L.A. there are some fine dining establishments. I don't think people associate all of America with fine dining. But no matter how much she yelled about it and how many of the Americans are like in the comments being like, who were talking about another American who had been talking about them anyways.

It was like yelling at a dog barking into a fucking mirror. But yeah, it was just really unfortunate. And then people were like, but she was talking about something specific, which was that you don't have this specific type of sushi generally everywhere in your country. Yeah. But they were like, we do!

And kept putting pictures of like a sushi cone or those like little one inch like size sushi. You're like, see, we have them. And you're like, no, no, no. You see the picture we're putting here. This is what you don't have. And not saying you don't have it. You just don't have it everywhere like in Australia where you can go and get this kind of hand roll everywhere. How dare you?

These guys are obsessed with us. Why is the world obsessed with us? Oh, my God. And I was like, okay. I can't help you. reminds me of when I was doing Japanese at uni and our teacher was like sushi here's fucking crazy

no one's walking around Japan eating sushi from a bag you sickos it was like sorry sorry about this they call it Australian style sushi in Japan do they I look from the comment section of that with you but also I'm like great oh I thought it was a California hand roll that's just because they put crab in that one

Oh, because it's crabby. Is you crab in the California one? I don't know. I don't know. Some little eggs. But yeah, we put chickens. But I think it's good. It's convenient.

And it's a delicious snack that'll fill you right up. It's pretty good when you're like really rushed. Yeah, when you're rushing, you don't want to like go to Maccas or something. You can eat it in literally like 10 seconds. Yeah, and it's a rice, a little bit of seaweed. There's a little seaweed wrap. Although some places don't give you the triptych, the wasabi, the ginger and the soy. Yeah.

And I'm confused. Sometimes you get like three or four hand rolls and they just pop in two little fishy sushi soy sauce things that are like. Do you think that's enough for me? I want one per roll. Yeah. And then I can decide how much I'd like. Yeah. And then wasabi you can do one or two packets.

What do you do with the fishies? Do you like squeeze it as you go or do you stick it in the sides and inject it with? I don't like that sticking in the side. Yeah, I don't like that either. Like people with a meat pipe. No. They like inject the soy sauce into the sides of the seaweed. Absolutely not.

Like a little injection. With like a sausage oil, like stabbing it with the tomato sauce. Which is even worse. Yeah. It's when it ends up with all the flaky pastry on the top and the communal bottle. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's incorrect.

I don't like that. But I'm not really one for the pickled ginger so much. Like if I was like in a restaurant and it was. there, but I wouldn't like, I'm not adding that to my hand coordination. I mean, apparently it's not even meant to be, it's meant to be between sushi's. Mm. That's a cleanser. It's a cleanser.

I heard that the wasabi is not even wasabi anymore. It's just horse radish green dye. Yeah. Because wasabi is quite rare, isn't it? I think it's hard to produce, right? Or more expensive than horse shod. I think so. Yeah.

It's a tuba. But you know what? I love my horse radish. That's delicious. My green-colored horse strategy. Absolutely. Anyway. Tell us what you've been doing.

You're not talking about sushi. This has been our longest break. Sorry to keep you waiting. People are going crazy. People have been coming a little bit crazy. They've been knocking on the door of the studio. Did you know that? Yeah.

And once again, I have been insulated from this issue and not heard a single thing from you fucking wretches. No, but your words of, where's the podcast have meant so much to us. Get alive. Get alive. But we've been off shooting the witcher girls. You've been shooting girls.

The witcher girls. Witches. You've been shooting witches. Shooting them into barrels, out of barrels. Neeb Campbell. Yeah, we made a show. I'm sure by now you've heard about it. Any listener worth their salt is probably heard about such a thing.

We did get in a little bit of trouble for revealing the show before we had our press release. Did you? Well, yeah, our producers were like, why did you do that? And I was like, why did you listen to the podcast? Do you have a job? Had she you working on the show? I'm sick of people listening to the podcast

and telling me things they've heard me say. I know, it's mounting. Shut up! Get it as quickly as we do, please. But yes, we did reveal all the information, but that's fine because it was just to our devoted listeners. And it was so hard to hear. that podcast that most people didn't even realize what you were talking about.

That damn traffic. I didn't listen to it. Was it good? Yeah. I was great. It was okay. It was high five. It was, we were pretty tired.

No energy. No. No energy. But it was funny. Yeah. Or very self-serious. No. It was good.

It was just like, it was like getting a voice note from like your friends. That went on for how long. Yeah. I was like, oh, still going. Famously. It's what happens when we have to drive the space car ourselves. Yeah. It was, you know what?

There was a funny part. There was a funny part. The end was funny. Because you were like, and if you got something you to say to us, drive up in the car next to us and brought down your window. That was funny. And scream at us or something. Yeah. No one did.

So I assume no one has anything to say. Yeah. Yeah. So we shot six episodes. of a TV, well, series. We're just saying series because it sounds so tacky to add the web in front of it. Yeah, web series isn't the bag.

No, exactly. It's beyond that. Yeah. It's classier. Yeah. Unless it was a madame in front of that. Madame web series. No, that's not classy either.

Yeah. A series of webs from madame. You don't know what Madame web is, do you? I do. it. My sister watched it. Did you, I haven't seen it yet. I love that.

I don't watch it. She's the madam of the web. She doesn't have any spider powers. She's the madam of the web. She could just see the future. Yeah. That's not spidery. Well, spiders are out here seeing the future, in which case, why didn't that

Huntsman know that I was going to go, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo. I love it when they say the name of the movie in the movie. Oh, that's cool. That's the best part of the movie. And at the end, they're like, she's the madam of the web. I was watching Air Force. one last night and they were like it's air force one and I was like yeah this is good you're watching air force one last time what are you talking about I got home and I was so tired and I was like I just

want to watch something easiest thing to watch yeah oh my god and I was really enjoying myself but I didn't like I was bare my eyes were seldom turned towards the screen but I just needed the sound of AK 47 it's like what yeah it's like sleep it's like sleep podcast yeah it's like die hard specifically. Anyway, we shot six episodes in eight days. We were doing the most obscenely... Okay, so I want you to picture this. We had the most incredible crew.

No one was really getting paid at all. We did 12-hour days. So that's 12 hours shooting day. So the shot, like the call sheet was for 12 hours. but then Zelda and I had to arrive two to three hours early to prepare. To prepare. Get into makeup, be ready to go on set like mystique. Make sure all the bits and pieces are in place.

And then we oftentimes had to stay behind a few hours to get everything ready for the next day. And then oftentimes, because I was doing some production designing elements as well, I'd rush home and go and make more production elements that hadn't been finished yet. So we're getting like average four to five hours a night. Yeah. And fuck me by the end, it was so like... You're both yawning and rubbing your eyes as you're talking about. The sleep debt is real.

And it was ridiculous. Why did you do that to yourselves? Well... You wanted to. Yeah. I think it was just like that was how, you know, every day on set, every moment that you're with a whole crew cost money. So you have to try and get every single thing done as quickly as possible. Yeah.

Yeah. But now it's all kind of kicking off and we're selling tickets to the show. We're having three shows to celebrate the six episodes, so two episodes per show. The first show is the big splashy premiere. So it's a little bit more expensive and it's at the capital. RMIT's theater. On May 3rd. May the 3rd be with you.

And then where we haven't announced the guest, but we're going to have some fabulous guest stars for that. And we'll be showing the two episodes, which will be about 10 minutes each. And then we'll also be doing live entertainment that's in relationship to the episodes. So lots to do, lots to think about. And then the next two ones are going to be at the Comedy Republic.

And they're the slightly cheaper table. tickets and it'll be just a bit more like loose but also some fabulous guest stars as well. A little bit more cheap. Loose. Cheap for sure. And like the whole plan there is it like we did talk a bit before we started the whole process that we might do like a Patreon or something crowdfunded. But I don't know.

There was something that maybe it's pride where we were just like, I don't want to do that. If you want to donate, just donate. But now, now this is. is kind of yeah we're going back to an old model where it's like instead of because obviously it's like there's no revenue stream for web content except for madam web content yeah um but so our way around that is we're going to try and make money back by doing these live shows yeah some delicious merch hopefully maybe maybe um i do think that we should probably put the link to our Patreon on things.

I might update the pod. Yeah, if you, yeah, I think you guys are very humble and prideful and want to, you know, just make it work without having to ask people for too much. But I definitely think that if you have the means to support lazy and Zelda, you definitely should. Yeah. They do a lot of work and it's all really great. Thanks, Matt.

You will try really, really hard. Yeah. See how much we're sweating. Support them for trying so hard. Yeah. Like Madame Webb. Just a couple of try-hards. Yeah.

I watched Fantastic Four First Steps last night. You've already seen it. Yeah. I watched it again. Have you not seen Top Gun or whatever it was you watched last? Air Force One. Yeah, Force One. Get off my plane.

That's what the president says to the Russian Terrible. What is, what's Air Force One? It's Harrison Ford, isn't it? Harrison Ford. He's the president of the United States of America. What year is this? 1990-something. Oh, my God.

And he has just declared... These are shoes. He's just declared that the U.S. has, like, changed their, you know, foreign diplomacy. With Gary Oldham? Oldman. Oldman. And they, as they're taking off from Russia, with the first. First lady and his daughter, the president's daughter and everyone.

And there's a Russian news crew on the plane who turns out to be terrorists. And they take control of the plane. And Glenn Close, his vice president is on the ground negotiating. Glenn Close. Yes. And then they are terrorists. And they don't, the one person that they didn't expect to be the motherfucker is the president. whoever one thinks is dead, but it's actually down in the bowels of the ship.

And he slowly starts working his way up through Air Force One until eventually he's able to see his control and save his wife and daughter. Wow. Things you do for your family. I like that poster. And then there's one bit where he has to dump fuel from the plane. And he's on a cell phone speaking to a ground crew. And they're like, Mr. President, you need to cut the wire and put these. And he's like, I'm looking at five wires here, buddy.

Which wires? And he's like, if you connect the wrong wires, the ship will explode. The plane. Yeah, the plane ship. The airship. Okay. And then he's like, right. He's like, I've got green, I got yellow, and I got red, white, and blue.

And then he's like, okay, so cut the green wire and cross it with the... And he's like, what is it? What do I do? And he's like, if you cross it... and he's like, oh no. And like low battery on the phone, obviously. And then he looks at the wires and says, well, I'm relying on you, red, white, and blue.

Oh, no. And then he cuts the yellow wire, you know, to leave the red, white and blue untarnished, and then connects them and the plane doesn't explode. Wow. And instead it dumps the fuel. That's how they manufactured it. Yeah.

that no one would ever have to cut the red one. Yeah, that is obscene. I'm counting on you. Oh, I love movies like that. I've been watching all of Jason Statham's movies this week. Yeah, good ties. I like watching movies based on a theme, like a director or an actor or whatever. But oh my God, he has some so strange movies.

But he plays the same character in every movie, which is impressive. Did you watch The Beekeeper? I love The Beekeeper. It's so good. It's so ridiculous. What do you mean ridiculous? He's like, wait, who plays the president in that one? There's no president.

Yeah, at the end, it turns out that the guy's the head of the evil telecommunication company, his mother is the president. Oh, that's right. That's right. Yeah, yeah. Who's the mother? Oh, it's mini driver. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Incredible. So basically he's like an ex special forces something. It's basically an ex-special. He's part of the beekeepers. Yeah, yeah, but then he becomes a beekeeper. And then. An actual beekeeper. Yeah, he's an actual beekeeper, and he's also an assassin called the beekeeper.

And he keeps his bees on the land of this lovely, delightful old woman. Yeah, and then she gets killed. She kills herself because she gave all her money to a scammer. A telephone scammer. Yeah, yeah. He runs an evil call center. He goes on a rampage. They fucked with the wrong beekeeper.

Yeah. And Jeremy Irons is like the head of the company that... And it goes all the way to the top, obviously. And he's like, oh my God, did you say a beekeeper? He's like, yes, the beekeeper. So I googled who this man was. Jason Statham. I have seen him in something, and now I've been going through his movies.

And I regret to inform that the thing I've seen him in is, of course, the Meg. That's great. That's a, yeah. Classic, Jake. He's always just on a rampage. He's one of the original indestructible rampage men. Yeah. You know, like the John Wick kind of turned that into a...

Or like Harrison. Harrison was a bit like that. No, he was the pre-evolution of that. Yeah, he was a bit more like, yeah. What about... Just a regular guy throwing into those situations a lot of the time. In your Statham moment, have you gotten to Nomio and Juliet yet? I haven't watched that.

Oh my God, I love... Like, I haven't seen Nomeo and Juliet, but I remember when Adam Elliott, the director of Harvey Crumpet and Marion Max and memoir of a snail, the most depressing films about, you know, adults suffering with bipolar and like... In animation. Yeah.

When he won his Academy Award for the short film that he made, then he was in L.A. It was like the most unexpected thing because his short film was going up against, like, Disney and Pixar and Dreamworks and, like, everything. Because they always have short films that just sweepers. the category. Yeah.

And for some fucking reason, Harvey Crumpet won the Academy Award for Best Short Animated Featured. And he was there and like immediately afterwards got all these offers to make things. And he was like, and they offered me Nomio and Juliet. And he said,

I don't know if they'd seen the film that I made. And the series of incredibly depressing films he's made afterwards. I don't think that that was for him. That wasn't the vibe. But I really admire that he just didn't ever entertain that possibility of going to make that. And it's instead made like the most esoteric claimations. I like it.

Incredible. What a man. Anyway. So Matt, how does it feel to be in the guest seat? It's nice to be in the room with you guys. Is it squeaky? My chair is squeaky.

Yeah, I know. I've got a fixed chair. I know that. But it's not squeaking too bad. Is your chair squeaky? No, mine's perfect. So we've had a non- squeaky chair that we just keep inside for no reason. No, you just move around a lot.

You just kind of... Oh, it's my... You kind of like wiggle and like... Lord forbid a person has a bit of life in their bones. You just can't sit still for too long. Squeaking. I'm not even moving right now. And it's squeaking.

Right. Okay. Well, that's fine. I like that. Yeah, thanks for having me in here because this is where the air conditioning is. Yeah. And it's quite a warm day on this day while it is Smith Street Pride. Yeah.

The potential last day of Smith Street Pride. Mm. Just nice. We'll be heading down there shortly to be proud. Support Miss Belinda Greed. Yes. What's Belinda doing down there? Well, Belinda, I don't know how much she's announced probably,

but I think she's beginning to try and acquire men. members so she can start a party. You need 500 members of your party to officially start a party. There you go. And I think she's going to get it. But she needs to sign people up who are in the electorate. If you want to get into her electorate. Yeah.

I'll talk to her. Yeah. Go and talk to me, Kirchard, maybe Zelda. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. And. Nope, I have no other thoughts

Well, let's end the world And kick this show off with a bang Yeah, Matt, you're the guest Oh my gosh You have to a pocket on Matt I'm not the guest I'm just sitting in the back If you want to sit in the aircon

You're the guest You're the guest All right, well maybe all the air conditioners Just stop working Uh huh In the world Yeah And the heat slowly starts to rise

Why do they all stop working? Yeah Because of the computer chip problem There's a faulty chip that all of them use. And basically they run out of the material that they need to make that chip. It was a rare special. What's the material? It was a rare special metal.

Special metal. Yeah. That's required to make the computer chip for lots of things. But air conditions especially because the world is heating up. And what about those old air conditioners? What do they do? That have already been manufactured and work. Oh, well, they just start to.

crap out. Crap out. As all things do. Crap out. Okay. So it gets hotter and hotter and then basically everyone starts to get ballisters. Heat blisters all over their body.

Yeah, because it's getting so hot. Even inside. On account of how hot it is. It's like an oven inside. It's like an oven inside and outside? It's hotter outside. Hot or outside. Well, sometimes hotter inside because it's like an oven.

I see. Well, Matt, that's how the world is. dance, I love it. And I think that we'll be right back. Season four after a good start. They get balusters inside. It's like an oven.

Outside and inside. That's where it's like an oven. And then the blisters pop and they play it up. And outside, it's like a grill. You've got to leave the door open. Okay. We'll see you in a song. There was the special metal.

to every world. Hello, listener. Before we get into anything, I'd just like to give you an insight into our morning. I said, we have to eat. Have you eaten? And Matt said, I've eaten. But get something.

I'll get set up. And then I said, okay, can we bring you a coffee of some kind? And Matt said, I'm all loaded up. No worries. What did you mean by that? Yeah. So when you said that you're all loaded up? I said, I actually didn't think of any other connotation to that at all.

Wait, what connotation would that be? Yeah. Well, you are bringing it up and laughing about it. So. No, but your first thought was like, how often are you saying this out in the world, Matt? If this is your life, I didn't even think about it. You got to get a tape recorder and just record some of the phrases you're saying. Oh, I think, I'm sure.

I'm all loaded up. Like, if you go. to your workplace and one of your colleagues is like, man, can I get your coffee? And you can look at them dead in the eye and say, I'm all loaded up. Thank you, Priscilla. I literally, I meant I have my water bottle

and I have a try in my keep cup. That's what I meant. I'm all loaded up for food, coffee, water, everything. I don't need any other liquids. You've heard the man. That's what it means, right? It might mean that in some context.

What does it mean in your world? No, listen. That's good. You know, it's good to stop and think about the things we say from once in a while. That's a private conversation. I didn't know it was going to be aired. If you didn't think it was going to be aired, you have another thing coming. I've learned that nothing is really private on this podcast anymore.

Our producers also learned that, yeah. We announced our show before our press release. That's good. You're going to keep people on their toes. People need to know. VIPs need to know. Yeah. Okay.

Well, what a perfect segue into our first topic of discussion for season four in today's episode, which is which curbside bin gets put into the bunker? Now, if you're not from Melbourne. Australia. Well, does everywhere in the world? Anyway, we have currently four bins. Four? Do we not?

Yes. Some suburbs have lots of bins. Yeah, well, in Clifton Hill we have. Yeah. General waste. What color lid? Just plain green. Green.

She's in, oh, no, red, sorry, red. What are you talking about? Red lid, although it should just be all green. That's crazy. Whoa. Then recycling. Yes. Yellow.

Yellow lid. Then you got the purple. That's just glass. See, we don't have that one yet. I don't have glass bin. I don't have glass bin. Poor. Yeah.

And then you've got green for green. waste. The green waste. Is there another one now? Or is it just that, that's it. I think they have a compost bin somewhere. That little carry case thing.

But they, I don't know where. That doesn't get collected by truck. Yeah. There is a suburb who's trialing compost. Yeah, I have compost bin. It's green lid.

But it's a little carri case? You get a little carry case for your kitchen bench. Yeah. But that doesn't go to the curb to be picked up by truck. I put that straight into my cupboard because I was like, don't tell me what to do with my vegetable waste. So what are you meant to do with it then? What do you mean?

No, you can get a little one for your bench top. Yeah. And then that is meant to go into the green bin outside. You need to like call the council and say, can I have a green bin? Yeah. And do you have a green bin? Yeah, I've got a green bin. Well, that's what that little one goes into.

Well, it's just like baby one for inside and then you decadent into the big one. What are you doing? Just taking your kitchen strap straight out to the curb. I just have my own, like, little can... You have your own nicer container. Yeah. Well, she's got a compost. Yeah, well, no, I actually don't.

I want to get a worm farm. I can't wait for three years from now. Where you work your way up to that decision. Yeah, I'm building up to it. Sometimes I walk past the boxes of worms at Bunnings. That is so weird. They're just on the shelves in a box. I can't get over the people that were the worm farmers who got like shafted by bunnings.

I want. What happened? They were on like a current affair or something talking about how they like, because obviously Bunnings is a giant like monopoly on the hardware industry in Australia. And they like destroy the lives of various small Australian businesses because they can tell them how much they're going to pay them for their product. And the bloody worm farmers, like husband and wife sue worm or whatever, were like, we started selling our worms to the bannings and nothing.

They told us they were paying us no money for the bloody worms And I'll just send my daughter to school Oh I shouldn't laugh It's like Yeah it's really sad So sad But like the way you're impersonating them That's how they speak

I'm sorry if you don't like how worm farmers speak Hey leave Sue worm alone Sue worm and her husband Greg worm Did What I was going to say was how do they count a thousand worms into these boxes. Well, that's what the daughter has to do. Count again.

Manning this way. I like they might have like a money counter. Like, you know, they just flip through the worms. Yeah. No, a worm's so delicate. Be careful. Well, it's a delicate counter. Oh, all right.

It's got rubber edges. And the hands of a small child. Petit worm. Matt, what recycling? What curbside bins do you have? I've just got those. I've got, I don't have the purple one. I've got the green.

So I've got three. I've got red, yellow, green. Rubbish recycling green. Have three. Does either of your green waste bins have the little like ventilated tray at the bottom? No. That's fancy. It's good.

Prevents things from getting too stinky. Stuck down there. We're just putting like branches and grass clippings in ours so else don't get stinky like that. Yeah, but you know, like there could be some moisture in that waste. It gets claggy. We, our bins are like quite close, like even when they're in the natural sitting state, quite close to the pathway. Oh. And I need to say something.

Dog owners, pierce on. I don't want your dog shit in my bin. I don't have a dog for a reason. And it's because I don't want fucking meatway shit in my fucking bin, stinking it out. That's the reason, is it? Yeah. And so like when they like are walking their dog. I don't want you to like help yourself to out being, particularly at the start of bin week.

So every time I open my bin, I get a waft of your dog's fucking insides. Yeah. Are you kidding me? Not great. No. Take it home and throw it in your own fucking bin. Or put in the bin of someone who has a dog. You can all be in a cabal together doing that favor for each other.

I presume they're in a group chat, dog owners. Yeah, I'm up to now. Yeah. Do, yeah, what do you think the etiquette is of like, you're walking, you're walking to a friend's, but you got a Zupidupa on the way. Oh, that's fine. And then you've got the little rapper and you've walked past someone's been, oh, sorry, I'm just going to. That's fine. That's okay?

I don't mind that. It's just a bag filled with shit. Excrement. That's where I draw the line. It is an extreme, I suppose. And I think that there's just an entitlement. Doody. There's an entitlement from people.

wandering around with dogs that they're like... Diarrhea. I... Also, you know, like, we need to... Actually, we've already spoken about this a lot where it's just like people who let their dog just shit somewhere and they don't pick up after them.

Oh, that's even worse. That's like we need to find those people. Did I tell you how I found dog poo on my front lawn the other week? See, that's crazy. I was like, but... It's a fence. It's behind a fence.

Unless it was like a large mammal of some kind. Like, what? Like a fox. Send it to the lab. But how would a fox get eaten to your garden? Anyway, I'm just, yeah, I think the recycling thing stresses me out. Yeah, what even happens to recycling? Doesn't even get recycled or is it just?

Well, we had a huge problem in this country because we were exporting a lot of our recycling to China to have, because it's like a giant industry to kind of, like, like, allow this idea that we are recycling. But then China stopped taking our recycling and a lot of the world's recycling because it was just so expensive to do it. And a lot of the time they'd be like, no, fuck, we actually just have to bury this, like, in landfill.

With that flirting island of rubbish. Yeah, no, no. It's bad. Anyway, so it's all very tragic. But, like, I also just think there's an assumed knowledge that a lot of people don't have about how you're meant to recycle. Yeah, you're meant to rinse everything out. You got to rinse.

But yeah, that's the crazy thing. Do they pick out the pieces of stuff by hand? I don't know. How does it get sorted? There's people that work in the recycling sorting plant. If you do work in the plant, please write in. You think that the people listening to the two cross-dresses are like listening to us right now while they're sorting? They could be.

They might be with their AirPods in. Yeah. Yeah. Don't lose them. They're picking out pieces of cans and glass. I just, yeah, and the glass thing, you can't put, like, shattered glass into the glass recycling bin. What?

Yeah. But what happens? So I've lived in places where you've had a glass bin before. And sometimes when you're putting glass on glass, they smash. Yeah, you've got to be delicate. Yeah. But then it goes in the bin. It gets lifted up in the air and chucked into the.

I don't know. Once it's in the bin, that's not my jurisdiction. Yeah. Well, we don't have the glass bin in my house at the moment. And I'm glad for that. That used to stress me out. Someone else has to sort out your glass now. Yeah, well, but at least it's not broken because it's cushioned by like the flyers that I receive and whatnot. I went in stage at a friend's house in Tasmania. And I was like, oh, where's your bin? and then just like, oh yeah, we don't really make a lot of waste in this house.

And then I like looked over and there was like a small like vessel with like a single ill-gotten wrapper in it. But otherwise they had not. And then I looked around and realized that every single thing in the house was like sustainable. I was like bulk by, bulk food. Yeah, bulk by like oats in glass jars that are reusable. And I was like, and then that fabulous woman came and stayed our house. And I was like,

sorry. Yeah, like the TV wouldn't turn on one day. We just crunched it up and threw it in the bin. I'm like, we're going to get a new one. Like, we were just like still like our house is just like surrounded by trash. The majority of it is trash. Oh, my God.

It's so stressful. I hate waste. I hate all the rappers and everything that we use. You hate rappers. Okay. That's how we got loaded up. Okay. All right.

Yeah. What is okay. What are you saying? I think I'm missing something. I don't think you are. Okay. But you know who the biggest fucking... You know what I hate.

Those shitty little garbage bin things. Yeah. Like the, what is it? The half-size. Where they're like purple liners with no real handle. I just give me a 20-liter big bag. Yeah.

The bags that tear apart when you pull it out of the bin. Are you fucking kidding me? That is the worst. And then you get bin juice all over the floor. Yeah. Like a splattering. cross the room to the door as you take it out. Yeah, it's not good.

Yeah, what is bin juice? Do you think that's like, is that just, is that like get created in the bin? Yeah. It's an amalgamation of, you know, spring water from your tuna can and a bit of off food juice and a bit of, well, not us. We do wash our like little tins and things before we put the ones. Yeah. You do wash them out.

Yeah. I have like it. I like the idea of like having. Fabulously clean milk carton going into the, like I wash all our rubbish. Everything gets spick and spank and spurned and then it's ruined by some shitty fucking dog. I just wish I could be like watching as they tried to put in my bin. What is? Hello.

So you have a vantage point from your house. What happens on the day that you just happen to be in that window and they can't see you for the blind? and you see them. But it's like a sheer curtain. Yeah, which I do have. Yeah. But what do you do? Are you going to go out there?

Hello? Excuse me? You can take that out. Eat it. Although you know what's funny? The irony is that one practice that I do have is like, you know, if you say you miss a collection, because not all these bins are created equal, they're all collected on odd days and different. Except for rubbish.

Rubbish. Rubbish is every week. But if you miss a rubbish collection. Oh, my mom. You suddenly sitting on two weeks of rubbish. It's a bad day. It's a bad day. But the thing that I say to Kudgeon is like, it's okay, I've got this.

And then in the dead of night, the day before when everyone's bins have come out, I'll run through the neighborhood. Spursing rubbish. Yeah, just like Santa Claus. One for you. And then sometimes I'll open up someone's bin and there's like, you know. Nothing. Yeah. Like there's some woman in her 80s sitting behind.

those curtains watching me while she eats her single mint for dinner. But like, she'll have nothing in her bins. And so I'm like, well, you're not even using it. And Curgeon doesn't like doing that. But I'm like, it's a victimless crime, but it's getting collected tomorrow morning. Yeah. It's not festering. And I'm not putting shit in it.

Yeah. Putting in a clean rubbish. Yes. Sparkling. Sparkling. But like, I think that's okay. But it is kind of an interesting thing that I have such an issue with the people putting dog shit. But it's like,

You'll never know about this trash being in your trash bin. I mean, that's true, but it does still feel slightly weird. I, like my green waste is always full. Like, always, but that's having a garden. The recycling is like, if I missed one pickup, I could survive until the next. But every week when I wheel out my rubbish bin, I'm always like, wait, is this thing empty? and I open up and there's like one bag. Oh, that's good.

Just one. Good on you. Living by yourself kind of thing. But when I bring it out, I'm always like, well, if there's any excess, my bins ready, because it's practically empty. Old lady. Yes. Ozzie, you put a sign up saying, please load me up.

But on top of the bin. For that. But what I will say is that I put the bins out. and then go to work the next day and some like, I don't know, crazy hours or whatever. And sometimes I'm not always there to bring in in the next day. It might be like on the Saturday morning that I have the time. And sometimes someone in the street pulls my bins into like my driveway. That's cute.

That freaks me out. I hate it. Get out. Don't touch my bin. What? It's in the way of your car. It's a bit of passive aggressive. Yeah.

I'm like, I'm living my life. But that's interesting that you interpret it as passive-aggressive. It could be really like just really helpful. That's like the sort of stuff they talk about in the deaths of communities. It's like we don't even take in our bins anymore for your neighbor. You're the slob of the street. No. You're the slob, slobby of the street.

I've been weeding and feeding my lawn. I'm actually not the slop. Your lawn that's behind a fence that no one gets to enjoy. The only time you're interacting with the curb. That mammal got to enjoy that one. time. It's shit all over it. He was so perturbed by your selfishness.

Shit all over it. Yeah. Well, I was thinking about your poop problem, lazy. Yeah. Maybe you should make like a, some sort of, yeah, scarecrower mannequin. So you don't have to sit there all day. We used to have a mannequin that sat at our front. Yeah, and it could be attached with like a cable to the lid of the bin.

Yeah. So when it opened. Why do you know it? Yeah, it pops out and there's a recording that says, get off my bin. Yeah. Pops out the window. I think it's just like if it was even 50 centimeters closer into the house, I think people wouldn't be so daring.

But it is just too close to the curbside for people to resist. Because I don't think they need to actually step onto the property. No, they can do a lean. We'll just put some spikes up. Yeah, yeah. I'm just like, you know, take a buddy of your dogs. Yeah. But all that to say, which.

Of the four, I guess, gets in. I'm just, I like original flavor, put whatever you want, and it's getting taken away. Have you ever put something mischievous in a garbage bag and put it in the general waste? And you're like, by the time they find it, they can't pin it back to me. Like lithium batteries. Yeah, we're not meant to put those in. Absolutely not. There's so many videos of just rubbish trucks, just having to like,

just dump their load onto the road. Was that a bad phrase? Everyone's dumping their load somewhere today, it would seem. No, because it's on fire. Oh, yeah. Because the batteries have exploded in the rubbish truck. In the rubbish truck. Oh, come on.

And then all the trash. That could possibly be real. It is. You've got to go to office works and use Red Cycle or whatever. Well, what if there's no office works? There was a time before then. What are we doing with batteries? We didn't have lithium batteries back there.

How many factories are you using? You're like that draper woman Just leaving your picnic permits I am like January Okay so What's your bin? Mine's general I'm also

Genoa Yeah I think general's pretty good It's Genoa I have baby General I have baby It's like half size How many leaders?

Wait, you've got a baby bin. Yeah, it's like the half size for general. You think you're so petite. But you know what? I mean, it turns out. Boy, barely is filled up. They're like, here's your spinster bin. Let us know if you ever live with people again.

But I was so delighted when I moved to this house that the green bin was true size. General. True quality. Or just regular. No, it's not like Jumbotron. It's just like normal size. But yeah, little general waste. Yeah.

Yeah. But you like the original, like dark green lid. Yeah, I like the red or the dark green. I want the original flavor back. Like the same color as the. Or one, yeah, one uniform color. Although for so long, the wheels of our bins kept getting taken. What is?

Kids have an incredible billy car. There is a shortage of wheels. Yes. In our immunity, yeah. It's like that precious metal they put in air conditioning. You just can't get it anymore. It was a special metal. It's a special metal.

Well, when we had a baby, they gave us a giant... I have a baby. They gave us a grande bin. Grande. Yeah. Did they see you? And they said, she needs the grander. No, because we had so many nappies.

You could apply to, like, get a grande bin. Amazing. thing. So we've got like the giant. I would have pegged you guys as like using like reusable nappies. We tried for like one week and that was just too much at work. Too much vomit. I really wish I. Young parents need

any more on their plate. No, it was yeah. One thing had to go and that was it. We were just like we can't do all this extra washing. And mother nature takes the blow. Yeah. Yeah. Basically. She can handle. another hint, I guess. Yeah.

Well, some would argue that there's nothing less environmentally friendly you could do than have a child. Well, exactly. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, the nappies are the least of the problem. We need to have the population declining a little bit more. Although that's a whole, anyway.

But yeah, we have giant red bin. We have giant recycling bin. Does everyone have giant recycling bin? Is that? I have like regular, not Jumbotron. Do you have regular recycling? Yeah. Okay.

And then I have Jumbotron Greenways too. You've got jumbo all. We've got three trios. She lives in the suburbs. But how a Jumbo? You mean like the big, like the biggest ones. Yeah, the biggest ones you can get in a house. Wow.

Not like a, not like a skip, you know. No. No, not like a skip bin. I love a skip. Maybe we should put a skip bin in. I skip. I need to go to the dump tomorrow, I think, actually. And so I'm going to have to run.

rent a truck. After we finish shooting our show. She's going to dump it off. I famous, no, no. Like we managed to harvest majority of the set build stuff. But it's this issue where because I have space in the back shed, which is never going to be empty again, it seems. I was like, no, we can take it back to mine.

But then it just becomes a massive thing that you then have to deal with on another day. And now it's another day. have to deal with it. Yeah. Anyway. Will you do a truck and a dump run? Yeah, I'm going to do a, yeah, no, I'm going to do a truck and a dump run. Shit.

Because I just want to out on Monday because they're coming to fix out roof on Tuesday, so they need the backyard free. Oh, my God. Yes. Anyway. Yes. So which do you vote for, Matt? I reckon a big, big old skip bin.

A skip. But like the ones that are like, you know, like American alleyway style. Yeah. You know, like, oh my God, I forgot to tell this story. Sorry, but there's one story where on our film shoot, we had a moment where we were like, it's set in a back alley. Yeah. And so there's like, Zelda and my characters pop up from behind a bunch of bins. And we were very particular.

We wanted, like, classic looking, like American style bins, you know, like, Oscar the grouch bins and like it was delivered. Trash cans. Yeah. Yeah. And in and then we were shooting. And so like imagine this last shot of the day.

Last shot of the series. And we're like in the bin with these like open like you know black bin bags around a giant bin and blah blah. And I'm like sitting there and we're filming and we're like our, you know, faces like an inch from where all of this is happening. and I'm like, it does smell like bin out here, despite the fact that all the bin elements were added by the art director. Brand new, cleanly wash rubbish. Well, literally just like, you know, fill like, yeah. Yeah, cardboard or whatever.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then came back inside having shot the scene and was like, oh, that was good. It looked really good. I was like, but why did it smell like bin? Because the art director had just taken the garbage. from the shoot days and put it... And stockpiled it. And put it as the set.

And if that's not a microaggression, with macro implications. That's economical. And authentic. And stinky. Why pay for rubbish when you can use the ones that you've created yourself? Why worry about the health and safety of your lead actors when you could put them in potential biohazard, sick,

or... There could have been broken glass, Been juice. Being broken. I put so many batteries in those bags. It was a loaded bomb. Yeah, basically. Yeah, I did feel like she was really trying to deliver a message by the last day.

Like, fuck yourselves with this fucking bullshit. Yeah, fair enough. Yeah. Anyway, one of the treasured memories. So you both reckon red bin. Yeah. Regular waste. Regular.

I love just chucking it away. But it is. Yeah, it is good. Like, and also what, there's like two plants in the bunker. We don't really need the green bin. And recycling, baby, it's the end of the world. There's no air conditioning. What about the sound the glass bin makes when it's being emptied, though?

It's stressing out. I hate that. That's great. No. It's so classic. I also, like my entire life been in neighborhoods where, like, the bin collection is cracker don't. Yeah, like five in the morning, yeah.

And you have that classic thing. We're like, oh, so I did it, and then you run out and like, take my baby. No more. In Clifton Hill on my street, which I might be telling you too much, don't shock me. It's like one in the afternoon. Yeah. By the time they get down.

So we can like do it in the morning. We can sond around. We can forget five times and like they still haven't collected it. It's great. No, I have done. the run out in your panties. 5.30 a.m. Like, oh shit.

There was one day where I heard them and woke me up. And by the time I had blitzed out, I got it. It was in time. Yeah. Have you ever done the one where you run across the street and put it across the street? So when they're coming back, they collect it? No. That's good.

That sounds like a man who lives in the suburbs. That's a life hack that you can have. Okay. And Matt, anything to throw in on that fire? Just I No, that's fine Okay, good Regular general waste

Put it in the pit Yeah, they dumped it in the boat And it's just regular size Not your Jumbotron suburb life Okay Sorry Just a baby Yeah, baby size

Don't put the baby in the bin No Okay, great We'll be back And welcome back Our second category for today And I think our final category Season four is crazy.

We don't have time for three. It is going to be this. I finally watched the film Biodom. Because you know how we spoke about the Biodrome in season one? Did we? Yeah, just the real-life Biodrome where they spent a year inside of the Bioderm. So these are like astronauts that were trying to like pretend like they're on a different planet. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, there's a film called Bioderm. I've seen this call. Holly Shaw and Stephen Baldwin and Kylie Minogue, which I only realized halfway through watching it. That's crazy. I was like, why does this woman have an Australian accent in this American stoner comedy? Anyway, I'd never seen this film, which is kind of a cult hit amongst like stoner boys, about two stoner guys who get into a biodrome by accident and then proceed to sexually harass all the women that work there. Oh, my God.

And I became really interested in Polly Shaw, who is like... Oh my God, can't even know Giz in this. Yeah. She looks incredible. She looks amazing. But Polly Shore, who is the star of this? And I was like, what the fuck? Because obviously I knew Polly Shore from Futurama where he comes in...

You remember that episode? No? No. Where they're like Polly Shore and it's in Future L.A. Anyway. No. Paulie Shaw, who's this actor, who was in, like, Incino Man and like a bunch of, like, bizarre films that, like, were all produced during, like, three years. Oh, my God.

And had terrible ratings, but, like, became kind of beloved cult classics. But then, like, everyone in the world turned against this actor called Pauli Shore, who was kind of most notable for being, like, a VJ on MTV. and was one of the, like, first MTV celebrities. And he'd be like, we're coming to you live from Venice Beach, California. Like, blah, blah, blah. He looks like a stoner. And, like, I was watching this and I was like, is Polish sure kind of hot? Like, what's happening?

Yes. And then, like, really interested by the, like, this man that became famous for, like, four years was probably the most famous you could be in, like, youth culture. and then everyone collectively got over it and thought he was like Lousertown. And he just never had a career again. And then I was like, tell me more, watched some podcast with that guy from Scream, the loser guy from Scream, who knows all about film rules. And him and Polly Shaw were talking to each other about like their dead sad careers. And I was just like obsessed with the tragedy of these sad men who like had one, you know, like small stint of being the most famous people in the world.

Yeah. And now are just like forever banished to like be on each other's shitty podcasts, bemoaning the state of the world. Yeah. And how much they're desperately trying to crawl back into Hollywood and become famous again. And like you can see exactly what their issues are and what their emotional shortcomings are because they're kind of frozen in a state of like perpetual adolescents. Yeah. And it's just fascinating.

My version of that is I follow the guy who played Anakin Skywalker in episode one. Oh yeah. Like the child version. Yeah. And he now just lives his life going to like Comic-Con as like, I was Anakin in episode one. one. Yeah. But he's like kind of hot, but not doing anything other than being

Anakin in episode one. These guys are talking about how much they love doing the cons and how much it saved their lives. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. What a world. And they're also like really, like, Polly Shaw was like, I just, you know, there's so

many, like, no, so many chicks doing comedy now, but none of them are any good. Oh, my God. And back in the day, we were good. I'm like, we've seen the film. You're not good. If you were good, why would you have been good? That biodome movie has a 4% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. And it's for free to watch on YouTube.

And 4.4 on IMDB. And Stephen Baldwin, who plays the stoner sidekick, who's Alec Baldwin's brother, is the father of, what's her name, Justin Bieber's wife, Haley Bieber. Oh, wow. I thought that was Alec Baldwin's sort of. No, no, no, no. Oh, she's the niece.

I feel like both of these men look too old to be whatever age. Those characters are meant to be in that film. Yeah. Like, kind of like you and the witchy girls. Whoa. There's only one person in the room laughing. We're going to need a jumbo bin. Oh.

We'll skip. Chuck the body. Close the garbage bag. They won't check it inside. Anyway. There he is. Yeah, that film is really haunted, but it's kind of amazing. Wait, so what are we?

What's the topic? Oh, sorry, yeah. So after this, like, deep dive, I just, and also I watched a lot of him on MTV, because they have all the clips on YouTube, and it's like, you can see what a different time it was. Yeah. Like, when television was just surfing a channel, and there it was, and you didn't have a choice, so you just watched Polly Shore on the beach harassing women. But my.

My question is, which has been is getting in the bunker? Because in the future, everyone will be a has-been. That's true. And we'll have to remember all of the has-been. No, we won't. We'll just remember one. Have we not done has-been? No, we have not done has-been.

Has-been never was. Who is your favourite has-been? Has-been. Has-been. There's so many great options. I can't think of anyone. You can't think of a single has-been? What about Jerry Hallowell?

Has been. She's a has been. What about... Which Spice Girl do you think is the least has been? Least has been? Yeah. Victoria. Oh, true.

Which, like, is weird because she was the least talented. Incredible. But, yeah, VB would be by far the most successful. Yeah. Because also she's succeeded in many realms. Yeah. And definitely succeeded beyond just being David Beckham's wife, which I think is stunning.

So yeah. Wait, we haven't talked about Beckhamgate 26. I know. Oh, we might have to save that for the next episode. I just can't. I mean, like, I just want you all to know listener. No matter what crazy shit, Victoria did at that girl's wedding. I support her.

Because fuck that. That's amazing. We all dance inappropriately sometimes. With our sons. Yes. Yeah. But do you first dance? dance with your sons inappropriately all the time.

That's the next question. I, um, yeah, I'm like, that's obviously crazy, but like, what do you want Victoria Beckham to do at your wedding? Mm. Do you know? I don't. That's what you want. Oh, there's so many.

It's clear that she fucking hates that gal. Yeah, would definitely appear that way, yes. So, but. Sorry. Like, yeah. I don't know. Oh, I don't know. I really, I don't know.

Yeah. But yeah, I would say that of the Spice Girls, just Jerry and, oh my God, Emma, are the most Hasbini. Oh, Emma Bunton. Emma Bunton. She might even be more Hasbony, because what else has she done? She was in Ab-Fab, and she does the radio. She does the radio?

Yeah. That's Hasbeenland. Yeah. Yeah. What about? like Holly Valance What a fucking has been Hasbeen has been

Never was really D-O-A That's true D-O-A is about it I don't know What are the has-beens I don't think you can be a has-been in Australia To be honest Because you're never been

Yeah like it's just like We're so used to celebrities With a constant state of a has-been aura Yes That it's It's almost impossible To demarcate the moment where it was Like do you do you?

think at Pete Corinne Grant, she was anything then a has been? No, I think it's just like you stay at the low hum of there you are. Yeah. Like, you have to kind of go to Hollywood and then come back to even have like a time. Yeah, you need to have like quite a big impression on popular culture, I think. Yeah. And then like, yeah. Like Chad Michael Murray.

That's a has been. That is a has been. Yeah. Actually, I think most people that were on TV in the 90s are. sitting in has, like anyone who's doing the cons. Yeah. The minute that you have an appearance at a Comic-Con, it's, that's bad for you.

If you're still making good stuff. No. If you're making good stuff, you'd be off doing that, not signing someone's fucking A-5 picture of you. Yeah, for 75 fucking dollars. Yeah. No. It's like Whoopi's not doing the Star Trek cons,

because she's still out there. Yeah, she's on the view. But, you know. I feel so bad. I feel like we need to do more with Whoopi, but I don't know if she wants it. I don't, yeah. Do you know, like, I feel like that's a, like,

Rosie O'Donnell never gives has been energy. Mm-hmm. Even though she's not, like, in popular culture as much. I just, like, she's so classy. Mm-hmm. The way that she operates through the world. Mm-hmm. And she just seems stoic and cool and, like,

yeah. Same with Whoopi. Like, I don't think Whoopi ever reeks of, desperation. She just feels very comfortable. Yeah. And it's funny because that, yeah, that is true. Like just because you peaked doesn't mean that you automatically become a has-been. No, it's all, it's just if you're like in the Polly Shore lane of like, I want to be back out there, man. And you won't let me. Or like if you're publicly bitter about not being famous. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Oh. But you know who carries off kind of has been status in a really like classy way is

James Masters. As far as the, the people that do the cons. And obviously he has been Spike and has not been anything else. But he just feels really gracious and cool about it. And like he's still enjoying his life and like soaking up, like carrying on the legacy of this thing. Which I think is like, that's nice. I completely agree with that. Which I think actually the Spice Girls do really well.

I don't think any of them seem really like white knuckling it into like, I need to maintain my like bean status. Yeah. Even, um, even Mel C with her like, she's still releasing music and stuff. I think that's why I would put her on the like, she, like, is clear that her like, is she wants to make music. And I think that's cool. Yes. Because she does it even if it's not the most famous thing in the world.

And it doesn't feel like it's trying to be. No. It just feels like it's what she wants to be doing. And kind of operates in a way where she knows that if she's doing a press run, she's going to have to answer like the top 10 things you never knew about the Spice Girls. Yeah. And all this bullshit. But she still does it.

And then she shows out for like the queer audience. And I just feel like it's very classy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know how those gals have always kept it. Like those One Direction Boys couldn't last a year without like digging at each other. But like they've done pretty well generally.

Spice Girls of putting like a unified face even when Jerry and Melby have had their issues. Moments. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But no. Yeah, what do you think about Sarah Michelle? Any of the Buffyverse? I think. I mean, this year's going to be a very interesting year.

Also, to see who comes back, to see how the quality of the show is, all that stuff. I think that, yeah, I don't know. It's interesting. I mean, I feel like I look at them more with a softer light than some of the other celebs because I care for them. But even like charisma Carpenter has been doing like a watching of Buffy podcast, which I'm a bit like cool. That's cool. That is cool. I guess there's not too much else happening for charisma at the moment.

But you know what? That's fine because she's incredible. She was really amazing. Is on the Polish show podcast with that guy. Oh, my God. They were like, all came up at the same time as Simon Rex, who was like another VJ from, he was also in scary movie and whatever. But they were like, it just takes one project to get you back in the saddle.

Oh, my God. And Simon Rex was in Red Rocket and got a bunch of awards, nom stuff. This guy is hot. He's such a babe. Yeah. But he was like real washed up for a second. Yeah. And then they put him in this film where he plays kind of like,

it's a real juicy, dramatic role. Mm. And they were like, we could be like Simon Rex. And they like all aspire to be the husband that is folded back into contemporary culture by like a director that sees their potential. Simon Rex says he was offered 70K to lie about Megan Markle. Simon Rex also, when he first got to L.A.

before he was on MTV, did gay porn. That's hot. And then, yeah, well, in this film Red Rocket, he plays like a porn star who comes back to his small town. Hey, I can see him right now. Good on your salmon. Looking good. Looking good. Anyway.

Anyway. Who's the guy who got cancelled and then Kevin Spacey? Kevin Spacey who just said that he wanted to play Epstein in a movie. Did he? Yeah. He was like, I can play Epstein. And someone's like, we didn't ask. And he's like, I'll play Epstein if you'd like.

And they're like, well. I'll do anything. I'll do anything you want. We get it. We get it, Spacey. Yeah, it's a bit sad. He's learning like tap dancing in Italy or something now. I saw this video game.

I am obsessed with the jobs that people get after they've like been excommunicated from culture. Yeah. I think he's doing like a variety show of like singing and dancing. and stuff at like a hotel in Italy or something like that. What would your like has-been career be? Something showbiz. Really? Yeah.

You'd have to still be clinging to the idea. I mean, I would love to be like the drag. Like, no, like the coordinator of like a strip club or something. Oh. And like have the best line up of girls and treat them right. That kind of thing. Zauda's hole

Yeah Because it has to tie back to Like the huge success of witchie girls Of course Yeah something like that Otherwise like I don't know Fish and Chip shop Like our future prime minister

I thought you wanted to sell fish Well no but this isn't like the job This is like the pathetic Oh right Like What if you had a shop where you sell goldfish And serve chips Yeah

No called fish and chips. What? I think like I'd like, I mean, my thing is not that it's a joke job, Zelda, but like what is the most demure thing that you could possibly do that keeps you out of looking sad? Like juggling or something? No, Matt.

I think about like you own a B&B in Vermont, and people are like, they seem to have their lives. You're not performing anymore. Like Marion from Indiana Jones. Like how she quit acting and then went and just like lived a quiet life. Did she? Yeah. Before she came back for Crystal Scar.

I mean, Frankie Mun is racing cars. Yeah. That's pretty cool though. That's good. I think that's a really good one. That's a piece of passion. He managed to avoid a lot of scrutiny because he's still doing something rich coded.

But like it's separate to the child acting thing. Yeah. I don't know. Got to think about this. Yeah. Prepare for the rest of your career. Like, I think Melissa Joan Hart started a candy shop. See.

I thought you said it wasn't the joke one. Yeah. A quiet life. I just think about that skit of her like five years ago in the cafe going, magic, magic. Makes me want to die. That is the most embarrassing video. You know what I'm talking about?

Yeah. It's awful. Why did anyone make it? Colored tumour. But you showed me that video of that Emma Stone Half-time ad for Squarespace. Incredible. It was incredible.

Did you see this? No, I haven't seen it. So we obviously just, have we had it yet? No, we haven't had the Super Bowl. But all the- All the ads have started coming out. And this year, these like, you know, five to ten million-dollar ad slots

just for like a 30 second ad. It's a lot. But Yorgas Lathamos, poor things and the favourite and everyone. He made an ad. He made an ad with Emma Stone for Squarespace. She's just going to be with him forever now. I hope so. Because this ad is like shot in black and white and it opens on Emma Stone sobbing

and like the most dramatic lighting like acting. Yeah. And she's looking down at her laptop and she's typing in Emmastone.com. and then it says like, sorry, that domain isn't available. And then she like breaks. And then throws the laptop into a fire. And then an assistant on Rollerblades comes up her cavernous hallway with a new laptop. And she opens the new laptop and types in emmestone.com.

And it says, sorry, this domain isn't available. And then she snaps that laptop. And then the assistant on Rollerblades comes back up the giant mansion hallway with a new laptop. with a new laptop and she says, thank you. And then she turns in hammerstone.com

and it says this domain isn't available. Which when she snaps her laptop and throws it to the ground and you see that it's entirely litared with broken MacBooks. And then it said like, get your domain

with Squarespace. It's incredible. And like zoos out to the mansion and it's just a mansion on an island. It's incredible. My favorite is the shot. that's like from the ground up and it's just her stomping on it.

It's amazing. That's good. Yeah. I like, you can't be mad at that. It's a, get in your bag. Oh. Yeah.

So which has been? Is Kira Knightleyer has been now? I don't know. Probably. She's like really just so disappointing her with the whole like Harry Potter audio. book thing. Wait, what? Yeah.

Yeah, she got... She did the voice for someone. She did, like, the Harry Potter audiobook with a bunch of... She's probably the biggest name on it. Yeah. And everyone was like, why the fuck did you do that? And she was like, listen, the world is a complicated place and we all just need to learn how to communicate better.

Fuck off! And people are like, okay? Yeah, she just opted out of talking about it, basically. Yeah. Wow. And everyone was like, well, this sucks, Kira. And she was like, eh, well. dead's life are you going to pay me

$800,000 to read a book one day yeah um wow yeah but it's like you didn't even get the HBO series money you just got the fucking audible money yeah what are you kind yeah yeah it's just like even just yeah I always say this but just like even just from a publicity angle you don't need that

no no Boo. Well, I don't know, which has been. Has been. What about this poor fellow? You've mentioned him several times. No, he seems really problematic. Although he did open the podcast by being like,

I can't go on Fox News. I'm gay. And they're like, what? And he's like, I'm not gay. Oh, I did have one gay experience. I'm like, no, you didn't. And he's like, yes, I did. And they're like, what do you mean?

He's like, well, I was in San Francisco in 1994. and I asked for a massage and then they sent a guy up to my room and then he gave me a massage and then I fell asleep during the massage and woke up and my dick was in his hand and we looked at each other and he said would you like me to jerk you off

and I said yeah okay and I was like why is this the story you're telling at the start of this podcast and the other guy was like really and he's like yeah wow that's good and I think that is just such a bizarre that's a very passive gay experience

yeah well it's just like fine get back and jerk it jerk it finish it finish it you started already without my consent yeah that's the thing he didn't kind of characterize it as being this sort of like sexual assault well maybe he was more like Simon Rex than he realized

well that's it oh Polly Shore Hmm Anyway, maybe Simon Rex, although he's back Or Brendan Fraser, that was a good has-been. But he's back. He's back, baby. He's got an Academy Award and a rental family.

But he never really like clung to like, I think he kind of quit acting because he was kind of traumatized by the industry, wasn't he? Yeah. Yeah, so that's not a has-been. That's just someone who's been. No, no, you can be. That's just someone that he has been.

I feel like someone like Mel Gibson or like... Oh, God. Oh, speaking of... Have you seen all these things with Hallie Berry? She's going to be in fucking Doomsday. It makes me want to kill myself. Oh, you don't support Hallie Berry. No.

Leave Hallie Berry alone. No, I wish she would leave me alone. She was good as storm. Oh, my God. In the first one, I loved her. No. Why not? Oh, my God.

Get cool. Oh, please. Get into Hallie. She is... Well, this is her last chance. Do you know who I like and who I think is the answer to this question? Bridget and Holly. Bridget and Holly, the girls of the Playboy Mansion.

Because they are undeniably husbands, but like they carry it off in such a fabulous way. They do. You know, like, oh, I... Because we were on, like, set for two weeks on Tuesday when I had my big... gardening day, getting everything, spick and span again. I had like three episodes to listen to. And the whole time I was out there, it was just Bridget and Holly complaining about what happened 20 years ago.

Like it has been wood. It's incredible. And their dynamic is just so incredible because Holly is so obviously the queen. And Bridget still pales in comparison. And their dynamic is so cruel because. I think Kendra is the queen. Blake, get rid of you're drunk Um

But the way that like Bridget will get excited about something And think like this Holly will like when I say this So I'm going to say it And I'm really excited about it And Holly will be like Cool

And like you can just hear her shutting it down Sorry Bridget Try again Well Holly talks a lot about How autistic she is which I think is like, makes a lot of sense why she's so like, okay, Bridget, we're done talking about that.

Yeah. Oh, it's so good. Yeah, let's put them both in. I like as well that they fill their days. I think the hardest thing about, you know, being a husband will be filling my day. When that does happen. You'll be watching your pins.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. At the window. Hello. I see you, yeah. I see you. Oh, sorry. I see you.

You didn't, I didn't actually hear. So if you're on the day that you happen to be at the window and you see it happening, would you go out there and say something? No. Okay. I'm not that way. It's too much. It's too much. You know what's worse than putting your shit in someone else's bin, watching your bin and yelling at people in the street?

It's a vicious cycle. Yeah. You know. But so Holly and Bridget. And if you don't know who those people are. Get real. Yeah, get real. They have their ad for, what is it?

June's Diary or whatever. June's Journey. June's Journey. June's journey is in the bunker. And now they're in the bunker. Amazing. That's good. Girls next level.

Oh. Okay. Come on my house. Do you know who's kind of a husband now is Tycho Watiti? Yeah. That's a shame. That all, um... He's got a Super Bowl ad.

He does? For Pepsi. Oh, fuck. Which is the has-been soda. Oh, wait, no, he filmed, he also directed the stupid Jurassic Park thing. Oh, did he? Yes. It's so woeful.

But Laura Dern looks so good in that outfit. Do you know what the Jurassic Park is, has been? Yeah. Yeah. It's so tragic. Yeah, it is. Yeah. So, like, James Bond is probably the only one that doesn't get has-been status when she comes back.

Mm. It's been a while for new James Bond. Yeah. Well, the broccoli's are still making up their mind. The Broccoli. The family that owns the rats of James Bond. I see. Barbara.

Barbara Broccoli? Darling. She isn't okay, the next Bond. The Broccoli Bond. Barbara Broccoli. Are you doing about Barbara Broccoli? They just opened a Pokemon theme park. Pokemon isn't Has been somehow.

Yeah, somehow. But this park is so grim. I watch this. like enthusiastic 40 year old gay man do a tour of it and he like it is like in 20 years it will be beautiful because like all of the vegetation will grow in but like a lot of it is like walking through parks and then there's all these like Pokemon around except they're not animatronics so they're just little statues sitting in like garden beds that were planted two months ago oh it's so there's no like lush oh where would the Pokemon be it's like dirt

Well, there it is, next to the seedling. And it's not an animatronic. So these like sounds of like, but it doesn't move. But none of them move. They're not animatronics. I think we need to end. The people of Japan need to answer for their obsession with a statue garden.

Yes. That is not cool. Like what the hell was Ghibli theme park? Yeah. No, but at least that is a bit more immersive because it's the world around you and the sets at least and like in that experience you would have to fight to fuck up Pokemon world it and someone did and someone with no imagination said what about shitty statues it's really like after send this video i was like this is this sucks because the maria world

they did a good job totally well this is like very independent like it's not a universal it's just like a poker park separate okay anyway just so that i'd throw that people are terrified of doing something cool. Matt, you're a guest on the pod this week. Do you want to put something in the bunker? What do we need in the bunker? Have we got cutlery? Yeah, we've got a cutlery.

Have we got any good snacks? We've got good snacks. Le snack? Do we have a less snack? Yeah, I'll just bring a less snack in. Oh, okay. I'm glad you said it. It's got a small pot for liquid cheese and three crackers that come with it.

It will just keep me going. in the long nights. Yes, well, only for a little bit because it does run out quite quickly. It's a snack, not a meal. I'll make it last. I'll make it last a few years. Okay.

Good luck getting that foil back on. It's heat press. Lizzie tried. It doesn't just stick down. It does not. Okay. Thank you all so much for listening to the podcast today.

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