Death To Everyone - Death To... Cheeses, Red Flags & Smiles

Episode Date: October 20, 2025

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...toe... ...to everyone... Hello, listeners. And welcome to death to everyone. Have you found yourself faint? Perhaps you desire a podcast for your ears to sup. Perhaps you dream of us. Your skin is pale.

Do you know I was backstage with Miss D. Flowers, Melbourne legend icon, drag queen, D. Flowers. And, you know, some people speak in kind of memes. We're talking about that recently. People just have things ready to go. I was really taken off guard and delighted when I was like, she's like, I'm just not really loving my day job at the moment. I was like, oh, so what do you want to do? And she's like, lazy, I don't dream of labor.

That's amazing. I was like, fuck me, okay. Wow. Yeah. That's great. Straight out the game. Yeah. But she's got a lot to say,

Whom! Anyway, welcome. I'm Lazy Susan. And I'm Zelda Moon. And in the space car today, driving these two celestial goddesses around, the outer reaches

of the cold depths of space is Matt. She is. It's me. Hi. How are you? How are you? Hi.

Deep. Hi. It's Matt. Is that as deep as your voice will go? Hello. Is that that it? Hang on, I got to get my... Hello.

Hello. Peepers and butter. Hello. Hello. That's probably as deep as I can go. You're not a baritone. Nope. What are you?

I'm a... Tenor. Yeah, just a tenor. Just a tenor. There's nothing wrong with being a tenor. Just a tenor. Tenor. One day I'll be full-blown everything.

Oh, falsetto. Full-blown. How did it? can you go hello hello yeah you got you got to tuck the chin in hi oh it's all hughy hello can you go Zelda oh oh oh hello we've got one of those sticks again I don't know. That's pretty good. I think somewhere in my deep register, there's a good Homer Simpson impression.

Because, like, listen and think Homer Simpson, but the accent isn't there. Hello, hello, hello. Oh, my God. How are you? Oh, like, ba. Like, don't you think there's a Homer in there somewhere? Yeah, somewhere. It's like, it is this, this, this, this, this.

That's not. It's in the same. It's like, like, like Hugh Jackman was playing Homer. Well, no. respect to the accent, the kind of, the tones are there. Yeah. Like, oh, Lisa, Lisa. Like, say, why are you little?

Why are you little? Oh, yeah, no, there is. And Australian Homer would say, like, Crarky or something instead of dull. March. I love you. I love you, Marge. Like, it's like, like, early seasons, Homer, like, when it was on the Tracy Ellman's show. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, the boy. Like, there's a, there's a Homer here somewhere. It's getting better. I like it. Here I'll just keep trying to find my Homer Simpson. Hi, Homer Simpson here. Oh. Yeah, I don't know.

Mr. Burns. It's going all skewing. Well, because he also has that upper register where he goes up and he goes down. And he goes up and he goes down. You actually sound like your dad. It's freaking me out. I love meatloaf. Meat loaf

Wait, does your dad like meatloaf? No, I'm just trying to find Homer again No, the Homer again Donut Donut Do the Mmm Mmm

Donna Lisa Lisa My little girl I love you so much Lisa Lisa Simpson There's something there

Yeah thing there. Do you think if I could just work on that for a while? Yeah. I think I'd, yeah. I mean, you might have slightly more ambitious aspirations in your life. But then because of the snatch game, I could do. I'm Homer Simpson.

I'm Homer Simpson. Oh, you're already getting better. Yeah. Wow. Cool. And so this is our weekly podcast. Oh, you're doing a March Simpson. He's so weakly.

No, my. Oh, me. Oh, Lisa. Yeah. She's so hard. Yeah. You need to have, like, extra vocal folds or something. Like, it's just not available to most people, I don't think.

It's like Lisa. Yeah. Like. What do you think Tress McNeil is doing right now? Being fabulous. Yeah. Oh, what a voice. Love that voice.

Oh. Is she mom? Yeah. Yeah. And all the cranky ladies. Cranky ladies. When you realize that almost all the cranky ladies are played by like three women. Yeah.

There's like Tress McNeil. There's who does it in South Park. Yeah. There's the Tress McNeil of South Park. Yeah. And that voice is so incredible. It's like that shrill. Yes.

Oh. Yeah, yeah, no, it's, um, is this Stan's mom? Kyle's, Kyle's mom. Yes. Because she's a big, crap, bit. Well. Kyle's mom, a big, very big. I watched the South Park movie last week.

I don't, it's so good. It's so good. But it actually, like, really is. The story, like, flows so well. The, like, songs don't outstay. They're welcome. They're really well integrated. It's just, like,

Really fun. Well, it's almost like there was a Tony Award-winning musical theater writer in the making happen. Yes. He's super. Thanks for asking. All things considered he couldn't be better, he must say. Who did you watch it with? Myself.

Matt! Don't laugh at Zelda to her face. What's wrong with watching a movie by yourself? No, it's all right. It's good. Matt hasn't been alone for 10 years. Yeah. When was the last time you were?

authentically alone. When I spend that time in the cupboard. Back to your cupboard. Like small wonder. My alone time. They don't know where the cupboard is. Is that the song?

Little Wonder by David Bowie. Little Wonder. Is it small wonder? About the little robot girl who lives in the cupboard? Robot Girl. Yes Small wonder Vicky the robot girl

This is the intro Listener The image that I'm seeing Is a 80s sitcom 60s 80s? 1985 Okay 80s

um all americana like like like small town good vibes nothing's ever gone wrong here um wow oh wait and you think she's a robot so the dad's an inventor and he works for a company that has just made vicky the small girl robot vicky and they want i don't know they like they're trying to find vicky and he like sneaks her out of the company facility and they hide her in the closet and she lives in the closet and she's the same age as um as the their son which one do they love more vicky everyone loves vicky more yeah i would say vicky is yeah but she wears that little obnoxious dress how how do we live in a world where there's small wonder and mithrigan didn't mention her at all i know huh yeah

The show chronicles the family of a robotics engineer who secretly creates a robot modeled after a human girl, then tries to pass it off as their adopted daughter, Vicky. Actually, someone should have looked into that guy. Yeah. The series turned out to be a surprise here, specifically among children. And the way that I found out about it is because Small Wonder was even bigger in Columbia, where my housemate Carlos grew up. And so, you know, that he would be like, Vicky, the Small Wonder.

She lives in the closet. Wait, what's Vicky doing now? Should she be in the bunker? She would love that. She would love the bunker. Yeah. I do love Vicky. I love the name Vicky.

Vicki. Yeah, it's a good name. It's a great name. Vicky. Vicky. Ew, don't, ew. That's actually too weird. Witch!

Witch! Witch! Vicki. Yeah. Oh, Vicki, you're so fine. You're so fine. Oh, no, I've lost it again, wasn't it. You're so fine.

You're so fine. This is why you work on it, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's the thing. I felt that pull many moons ago. I thought, I can either go down the Homer route or a Hugh Jackman round. And I went for old Hugh Jackman. Do you, like, keep up today with his Instagram?

No. Oh, my God. It's so. What a sentence. Yeah. What a thing to say to me. well it's great

he's such a homo yeah it makes me sad that like we're running out of time in his vital years for him to be out and gay like Ricky Martin got it right

yes because it's like Ricky is like you know like he's done everything he could as Wolverine as Ricky has done everything he could

as a sex symbol for women and now it's like go be gay and be celebrated get lifetime achievement awards from Glad Like, come on. Imagine if he's not gay.

That's insane. I know. That would be an even more insane thought. Yes. Then if he was. Yes. But imagine. He's gay.

He's got to be. Gay. Gay. Peter's gay. Gay! So what's going on? What is going on? Oh, well, I could tell you about when I fell over in the shower and ripped off the shower curtain.

Did that happen? Yeah. To you or Jack? Definitely. Me. Deva, what? You can't die in your house alone. I know, but I will.

Yeah, so like... Deva, if you went unconscious in your house in the shower, would you die? Like, well, I don't know. Like, how long do you think it'll take us to, like, who... You would be the one. One week at least. I fear that that's the case. Sorry to let you know.

No, but I... You're the person I'm most contact with. My friend... Annie and producer, we were, like, hanging out. It was like 11 o'clock at night, and then we were, like, in the city. And I was like, see you later, Annie. And she was going back to her car, which was just up the block. But I did have this, like, twinge after I walked away of, like, I actually can't believe that I let her just walk off on her own.

Like, it was like, late night in the city, but she wasn't going to go anywhere. But, like, she was going into a parking garage. I kind of should have walked her to a car. Like, you're a pig. I'm a little pig bitch. Yeah. but the then I just walked away and didn't like I was like oh god that's a bit uncomfortable I should have like made sure that she got to her car safe um and then the next day we're in like

two group chats together and I was like messaging those group chats more broadly and then the end of the day and the next morning I woke up like in a start I was like she didn't reply to any of those messages all day but I hadn't noticed because the other people had been like responding in that chat and blah blah and i was like oh and the last time i saw her i sent her off down a street in the middle of the night in the city she's dead and so i called her immediately and was like are you alive she was like yes i picked up the phone i was like yeah you're right and then um yeah so but like that's 24 hours yeah i fear that it would be the same amount of time for you because i'd be like oh well she's having a day to herself yeah yeah but you're like hand on the

shower curtain like help me yeah so my shower would know yes like that's the other thing I feel like you're if you didn't show up for work how long do you think it would be they'd be beating down my door within you know right one to two hours like we you probably know by like you're actually meant to be here do you because it would be quite a big deal if you just didn't show up and didn't say anything yes like it would yes things would kind of stop yes yes yes yes yes time would stop and then they'd be like what is yondering like don't look at me um I did sleep through my alarm once maybe like a year and a half ago

and then I'd like work up at like one in the afternoon whoa it was like oh sorry everything's fine I'm just gonna stay home for the day that's so chic yeah why did you sleep that late I don't know I don't know yeah I don't know yeah I don't know but it's good you gotta keep them on their toes, you know. Right. Well, I'm saying my, my hit rate would be much higher for stuff like that. Yeah. I sleep to do things all the time. Yeah, man, he'd probably need it, you know. I definitely need it. Take care. I'm just sleep forever. So, so wait, you fell in the shower.

Tell me that story. Okay, well, no. I didn't actually fall. Nearly. What I'm not talking about? Nearly fell. So there I, so my shower is over a bathtub. Love that. Um, so you can light, sit down. Yeah. And pretend you're in a music video. Yes. And, like, rock while the shower's on. I love a depression shower. It's so good. I could live in the shower.

Yeah, just sitting in the shower, I remember, this is sorry, but we used to not have a bath. Like, my first six-person sharehouse, we used to have, like, just a shower in, like, a tiny bathroom and no bath. So after a breakup, I remember sitting and listening to Elvis to Presley in the shower, like, with one candlelight on. while the hot water just beat down on me and I was like but the bath is very curved but the bath

is very curved so like the it almost has no flat section true everything's curved yeah it's like very curvaceous so with my

you're trying to fuck your bar no she's so curvy well she is slide it means you've really got to know what's up and where you're putting your feet.

And I use soap in the shower, so that adds another danger. I'm shocked. Oh. Well, of course, I said I mean body wash. You winded that. Oh, sorry, gone. And so, like, I'm very tall. I have big feet.

So, like, there is no, like, flat. There's no plateau at the bottom of the bath. My feet are always curved, which has been fine for the last. two years but then um yeah like a week ago i was in the shower and i slipped and like the only thing i could catch myself with was the shower curtain and so it was like k-d-d-d-d-d-d-dun like snapping off all the shower curtain rings did it happen that slowly no it's like Like the seam on the back of one of my dresses. But by the time, like, I'd completely destroyed every one of the hooks, I was just, like,

holding the shower curtain and I, like, stood, like, I didn't actually fall. But it did help. Well, it broke. Like, I would have fallen. Yeah. I would have only just, like, like, I didn't actually, like, I would have just, like, fallen over the side. Is there a glass bit as well?

No. No. It's just curtain. Yeah. Yeah. So, I bought a new shower curtain. I'm really excited about that. Hasn't arrived yet.

Does it have ducks? No, but it's like translucent plastic, orange, sci-fi orange. It's disgusting, I can't wait. That sounds good. Wait, is it like see-through? Yes. Oh, like a welder's shield.

Yes. Yeah, I love that. It's going to be so cool. Oh, that's great. So you can see through it. Yeah. So you can see if a murder is coming. Yeah.

because quite often at night I Yes Get spooked in the shower Well I have the shower curtain like Drawn so it dries out And doesn't get molding

Because if you leave it Fold it up Then there'll be one Oh bitch absolutely So then whenever I go into the bathroom I'm like Is there a demon standing behind that shower curtain

Yes And then sometimes I go in there And I go And I quickly pull it to the side Yeah But anyway now it'll be a demon that I'll be tinged orange silhouette which be quite cool well that's it I sometimes I'll show you a photo when I'm like living like when curtains out or whatever and I'm like alone in the house

and I'm like I don't think I could do this because I'm just like there's a lot of noises in that house and I always like when I'm walking down the long hallway to the bedroom it's like the doors are open to like shadowy rooms and I'm like is someone going to jump out of there or is someone just standing and they're looking at me but they're not going to move or let me We know that they're there. Every time I get home, I do a quick little house to it just to make sure no one's broken in. But look at how cool the shower curtain is. I just sent it to the chat. I'm sure the listener will love this.

I couldn't decide if I wanted like the green that was like super hot. And then there was a yellow that would have worked really well, but the orange is just so. I hope it's quite saturated. I'm worried that this is not as neon as I wanted. Well, not neon, but like I saturated. I'm hoping that it's like. like, you know that smoked glass? Yes, like amber glass.

Yes. So we'll see, we'll see. I think it was. Well, Matt, do you have a shower curtain at home? We don't have shower curtains anymore. No, we just got glass. Got diamonds. But I was going to say, we were just...

It's a sheet of diamond. That's right. That's how rich we are. I was going to say we were talking about near-death experiences at lunch just before this. Yes. And you said you'd never have. had one. I'd save it for the blood.

Every night you go home. It's a near death experience. No. But it wasn't, though. Like, I did rip the shower curtain off, but I didn't die. That's why I would be nearly. Yeah, but I don't think I was that near. Do you know what?

I was near inconvenience. Is that a thing? Every day of my fucking life. And sometimes I take the plunge. And go fully inconvenienced. Yes. Yeah. Ugh.

I hate to. even think about it. I'd rather be dead than inconvenienced. True. At least then it's over. Yeah, exactly. Anyway. Sorry, just enjoying this chai. It's now time for us to dive into the meat of things, right at the meter things.

Are you going to destroy the world? I'm destroying the world. Now, listener, if you've been listening for quite some time, you know that there's a bit of a difference in the way that Zelda and I might go about destroying the world. And Zelda tends to go for a giant thing. crushes the world in such way

and I tend to go for lots of little things popping out all at once spiders yes that was my thing I didn't even get to elaborate on that I assumed they were giant

well actually no so why listen an old reversy week yeah if you remember from like I don't know a month ago

I was going to do a spider apocalypse but it was funny it to just say spiders but the reason why is because there's a black widow spider that's taken up residence in my toilet yeah and now you can't go well no it's fine there's like a hole in the wall you know that and that's where the spider lives they're really poisonous yes and it's got maybe 5,000 babies i would say oh i hate that the web is laden with minuscule spiders And I observed this and thought, well, like, what's it going to do?

Bite me and I die on the toilet. What a way to go? So I haven't really done anything about it. Also, listener, I don't have like a snout attachment for my vacuum. So like, I don't know how to get rid of the spiders because I also don't want to like kill them. But obviously the vacuum would result in their death eventually. I don't know, it's just complicated. What do you do when there's a spider living in your house?

If it's you or that... Yeah, this was the other thing we were talking about at lunch was, would you ever ethically be able to murder someone? No, morally? What was the question, lady? Is there anything that justifies murdering someone else? Ethically murdering someone. And Zelda said, absolutely not.

And I said, well, yes, certainly. The mildest inconvenience. So anyway, I haven't killed these spiders. And then I had someone over recently. And as they were like, oh, can I use your bathroom? And it's like, yeah, sure. It's like, oh, but just so you know, there's a family of spiders that live next to the toilet. It should be fine.

There's a redback on the dune. Yeah. Oh, that's very Australian. That's like where I was going with that. In the out of house. Yeah. But now that that's out the way, listener, lazy Susan, why don't you tell us about your small things?

No, we're sitting in the world, as we often, I want to do. you more than me I can't stand these people but you know a high-rise apartment perhaps in Tokyo or Japan Asia

that's a classic Tina Del Swist joke where she gets up and she goes I love being here in Tokyo and Japan and I love going to Asia

oh god But sitting in a high-rise apartment and then we hear this and we hear this. And we see these fissures appearing in the surface of the earth. And then we happen to be in the one location where you might see this. we see a claw up here through the crack in the earth

and that's when we found out the earth is not just a planet it's an egg and it has been growing all this time and now it's hatching a space teredactyl and it comes out

and fly into the space of space. And then Earth is like, no! And it's cracked and shattered into tiny pieces with a giant hole where the teradactyl had been growing inside the earth. That's cool!

This is bizarre world, because you have done a giant thing and you've done a tiny thing. That's what I'm saying! That's so fun! And it's a pterodactyl. Teradactyl. It's like a dinosaur. Ew, that was good.

Thank you. Yeah, so you've got to get the intonations right now. It's always up and then down. And then up and then down. No, it's gone. Ew. We're trying to figure it out. Oh.

One day at a time. One day to time. I don't know. Eh. When you do those the most? We'll be right back I'm sorry, sir Welcome back

Hello Listen, let's get loud Let's get cheese What? We're talking about cheese Say cheese and die? Say cheese and die. What?

What type of cheese goes into the bunker? That's a goosebumps novel, say cheese and die. It's a camera that turns you into a Skinnington, I think. I looked at the cover. I didn't read it. Nothing about cheese? No, well, you say cheese to look like you're smiling. Do you know what I fucking hate?

I'm going to put a line in the sand. This is the inconvenience I was talking about. I've been taking photos recently. with people in venues as a drag queen, which is my prerogative. And people are like, could you take a photo with me? Oh, darling, I'd love to.

And then we get in the photo and their friend, Sheree, or whatever the fuck, decides to take the photo. Yeah. And she's like, okay, smile! And then I don't smile because guess what? I'm not smiling in this picture. I'm a glamazon bitch from the runway.

Yes. So then when they see that I'm not smiling, Shari's like, come on, give us a smile. Come on. And I'm like, sorry, just let me check. This was a favor to you. I said what my face is doing. And she said, come on, give us some more.

No, bitch, this is it. I'm not smiling. Also, like, you don't have to smile for a photo. No. Like, you can be in a photo and not be smiling. And also, I would argue, like, of the people in this situation, I've been photographed more than any of you motherfuckers. You're not going to look at smiling in drag.

I hate getting tagged in pictures, number one, full stop. But then the thing I hate more is when I realized that I did a stupid face. So slowly, as more and more of these pictures have come into the existence of the world, I have started to hedge my bets by doing very specific things when I'm in a photo. So I'm like, okay, chin down. eyes up, no smile, maybe just like a smile without teeth, and that's like level one. A little side lip. Yeah.

Or my new innovation, close your eyes. I love it. And then they can't post it. I close my eyes every photo. I like that a lot. It's unusable. No, because your eye makeup looks incredible with your eyes closed. Oh, you're doing like a closed eye face.

Yeah, but like. and then like I did it some listeners actually were at a trivia and they did not tell me to smile which was very kind but then they were like your eyes are closed in all of these

I'm like yeah it's the thing I'm doing I don't ever open my eyes and I'm like now everyone's gonna have photos of me where it looks like they just took it at the exact right wrong moment and then they saw me take a photo with another group of people and I had my eyes open

and I was smiling and they're like you just did it for them And I was like, they seemed more needy than you. Oh, that's very good. Yeah, but I'll do that. And then the upgrade on that is a hand on top of the person's head. Yeah, you love a hand on head. I just think it's a special photo.

Oh, it's, you asserting dominance, dear. Yeah, but like, if, like, if you got, like, a photo with a drag queen, do you want it to be like, oh, like, this is her and, like, smiling, like, peace sign. Or this is, like, when I met a. drag queen and I'm like holding their skull in my hand with like a giant talon yes and staring at the camera with a mischievous smile and like that photo becomes a bit more of an event because it like tells a bit more of a story absolutely and the person looks like they were like about to

get killed or like a choke on the neck but I always asked about that now because I feel a bit ocky's would you mind if I choke you in the neck during this photo I do say that yeah it's saying exactly like that I mean that is is it okay if I choke you like yes and they go And that's also a delightful photo because it's like, I met a drag queen. And then you show the photo, and it's, she's strangling you. Yes. But I wouldn't do that just for everyone. Not for Cherie's friends.

That's for damn sure. No. What are people doing with all these photos? Right. What do you want to do with all these photos? What would happen if, like, they printed it off and framed it and put it on their wall at home? Yeah. Is that like an overstep?

It's their photo now. I prefer that. Oh, yeah. I don't want to, like, that's the thing. I just think, like, people, like, I don't know, people are photographing things that I'm like, I don't think you care about this. Like, oh, you got lunch? Oh, my God, photos of food.

Let's take it. No, no, I'm talking about, like, specifically, like, boomer parents being like, everyone get together. And you're like, why? Because we had lunch. But when you look back and there's nothing. I prefer it. I don't need to know. I'm not wistful.

And so would you say like Pomerison or like tasty cheese? Gooda. My favorite's Gouda. Baby Bell. Have we not done cheese before? How have we not done cheese? Cheese in a can. Stringer? String cheese.

We have done this certainly. Because I remember going, bend me, shape me, any way you want me, as long as you eat me. because I'm all natural cheese I do remember that yeah it sounds like something you would say well I don't know Matt suggested cheese

okay well let's just do it in earnest and then if we get told hey we can't go wrong with two types of cheese in the bunker Swiss I hate we don't have cheese in the bunker no excellent great work man Swiss cheese is just like it looks like the cheese but how did that happen it's and it's also like bland yeah

It's like rubbery and bland. It's a lie. Yarlsberg is slightly better, and it has the defining quality of swish gene. What do you think about a goat's sheave coated in ash? That's a fancy one. If you bring that to her like a, you know, like a house party. But the ash has no flavour. It's just a coating.

I mean, Parmesan's fucking incredible. Parmesan's probably the closest to God. Yes. Yes. All right? It melts. It is delicious. But it has that umami thing that it's just like...

Yeah. I just love those giant wheels. Yes. Do you know how we're talking about... Gifts that I was going to get you, the thought. Oh, yes. I think it was two episodes ago. Well, my new...

Like the other thought that I was like, maybe I could get sold to a giant wheel of parmesan. Because I feel like she'd love that. And they don't really go off, do they? No, no. But they're just so expensive. Oh, my God. But I was like, oh, I don't know.

Maybe we can do a good one for Zelda. Sounds like Zelda has expensive taste. She does. Oh, God. Just one frame of her favorite cartoon costs $3,000. She's rich. She's known that would be a minute. Oh, dear.

What about Brie? I thought you were going to say that No Camden bear Bree's ugly sister Wait I think the Bree is the ugliest sister What is the difference between those two I don't know

One is more creamy I don't know Because you can get triple cream Triple cream Or double cream Camden bear I think has a bit more flavour Yeah Maybe I don't know

You know what we have the technology No I fucking love blue cheese But sometimes it gives me a headache Gorgonzola is too much It's too much in things But on things it's fine Like a cracker

Yeah A single cracker with a bit of fig Fig Fig paste Yeah Oh I don't like quince paste Or like pasts I'm really not into paste

Well you don't like dips Yeah that's what I mean Or sauces Yeah Really? This is not really my thing All dips and all sons I mean, it doesn't have to be a thing for you to like.

What about if it was a slice of fig? Well, a fig, like, I'll eat a fig. A slice of fig on a cracker. I'll eat a freak. Don't worry about it. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, what about this? I have a little bag of figs in my fridge right now.

In my back pocket. Don't you want to know. How do you know you have a 30-somethings fridge? They're like, oh, I was eating figs in my 20s. But did you ever have a bad? of them in your fridge. No. They'd have been gone

after the first hour. Yeah, I got figs instead of prunes. Okay, here we... I like prunes. Prince is great. There, I said it. It's not really my thing. Let the world know.

What's wrong with eating a prune? There! Don't judge me. What? I got figs instead of prunes today. I can't say that figs or prunes are the number one on our list. And now, I'm a bigly sure. What are you,

were you just, you were raw dog them. Yeah. So you like, might take a handful of prunes. No, no, no,

just one. Because it's too much, otherwise. Do you, like, say you've got a date over? Yeah. And you,

no, I don't like dates. I actually really don't. What do you mean? Mealy, no, prunes are like, like juicy and delicious. I think we need to do next week what thing from Zelda's fridge gets in. But dates are like, dates are too dry and they're like, but do you know, like when you have a bookup over. Have you ever had a medial?

Medial. A medial date? Medial. Like a fresh date. Not like from a packet of like Oh Like a dried date What's it called a medial?

Yeah It's called medial How do you go from being like date to medial? Medial I think medial dates are fresher Because they're in the fridge section Oh Dried dates are just like in the baking section

Which are they're great and like a vegan cookie Okay But you go to the pantry Yeah To fetch yourself a prune in a glass of water and you've got your hookup in the other room you yell across the house hey would you like a prune in a glass of water is that kind of the no correctly depicting no you wouldn't share your prunes you just eat one in secret eat one in secret in the dark

and you can you come back to bed and they're like oh what's that deliciously sweet smell and you said nothing is that what happened I just had to me that snack sorry I got fixes we get to the prunes well how do prunes how do prunes come are they are they in are they in juice or are they no they're in like a vacuum sealed bay so they hear the sound of you going kind of like parmesan cheese bag you know it's got a little sealed Oh, you get the bad parmesan. Oh, sometimes. Judgy.

Well, she doesn't have a wheel yet. Well, I am a judge. That's my job. Yeah, well. Okay, so Brie and Camembert are both French. Soft, bloomy rind cheeses, but differ primarily in their fat content size and flavor intensity. Bree has a higher fat content leading to a milder, creamier and more buttery taste,

whereas Camember has a little. lower fat content, resulting in a more pungent, earthy, and funky flavor profile. Funky. Do you like that? Yeah, that's nice to know. It's like, you couldn't find anything that's more

like French slash Mediterranean vibes than like slightly different things. Yes. Do you know what I mean? You're like, oh, that's not from here. Oh, sorry, that's from there. Yeah. It's like, okay

God, we're stupid Yeah, they're not wrong So Oh, so that spiral pasta That's not from here Yeah, we don't do that here People died for that How dare you

Oh, God, everyone get over it It's got a slightly higher fat content And it's a slightly earthy flavor What about like Cheese in like a slice Like an individually wrapped craft single yeah

because I mean it's not that bad I tell you what sometimes you forget about some cheeses and then they reenter your life in like a crazy way like cheddar I forget about cheddar all the time

and then I'm at someone's house and I have a little slice of cheddar I'm like my cheese that tastes like real cheese You know? Yeah. Or like a craft single on, like, some kind of fabulous toastie. Yeah.

And I'm like, oh, I wouldn't have never bought this for myself. All my money goes to the prunes. You know? I do know. Yeah. Liquid cheese. Fondue. Yeah, no.

I've not experienced too many times. But what hard work. Yeah. as someone who makes a lot of pasta the worst part about that is if you dare to like make a creamy like sauce or like have like some cheese in the sauce

like if I muck down some parmesan or something it's just so annoying to clean it afterwards yeah so like fondue all it is in that thing is cheese am I'm cleaning it after I also just think that sometimes like like a whole meal where you're just tipping bread into cheese bucket.

That's a lot. That's a dirty old bucket. Wait. You know if you say it like that, it sounds so incredible. The story of fondue. Do you know the story of fondue? No. Okay, so it's Swiss.

And there was like essentially like a cabal of dairy farmers in Switzerland. God, I can never remember. No, Switzerland, Swiss. Switzerland, Swiss. They go together. But the, there was like, they had. had a really strong union and like they ended up uh being super subsidized by the government i can't remember at what stage but super subsidized super subsidized to the point where um

essentially like the the government where they to pull their support of uh swiss dairy swish the swiss cheese yeah um it would almost collapse the the swiss economy so they had to keep buying this cheese and so what ended up happening? happening was they would buy Swiss cheese and then put it into like a vault. And so they had like, they ended up having to just like buy it and then they'd release it onto the market like years later when there was like less cheese on the market in order to like make sure that they could still keep the artificial demand for Swiss dairy. So there was like these massive cheese. There still is massive cheese bolts where they keep cheese surplus in Switzerland

and fondue which was sold in as this like oh this is like a traditional meal in Switzerland was just invented as a way of getting rid of Swiss cheese where they're like let's just make people use more cheese by inventing a meal that's just a bucket of cheese where you dip shit in the cheese and so they did

wow and it worked and for the 70s People were buying fondue pots all across the world And getting Swiss cheese specifically to dip their cheese into I mean to dip their breads into That's great Isn't that crazy? I like that And the same thing kind of happens in America

And that's where the phrase government cheese came from Because the American government was buying cheese From the American dairy farmers And like it was pretty low grade And so they'd have these blocks of like Really low grade dairy cheese and they'd give it out as part of the food stamps program. So a lot of people who, like, living in poverty

had this memory of eating government cheese, which are these giant orange blocks of disgusting cheese. Yeah, wow. Yeah. Wow. And that is the story of Swiss cheese. Cool. And I didn't fact check that, so just everything there,

you know, do with what you will. But government's, are always subsidizing the farming industry, hey? It's crazy. That's crazy. I'm trying to find them wives. What? Farmer wants a wife.

He'll get one. We'll make a show for it. Everything farmer wants, farmer gets. Farmer want anything else for the shops? Farm one with some cheese. There's a good. We got that covered. That's a new show.

Yeah. From you. I don't know what cheese. What about Hulumi? Have we talked that? No, what are we fucking crazy? She's done. I just had some for lunch, but no.

Hulumi's so yesterday. Like Brie. They're done. She's over. But it's delicious. It is delicious. But it needs to be so, like it's too oversaturated. We're seeing too much forlumi.

What about peneer? I love a bit of panier. It's like it doesn't give you much. No. It's like, yeah oh you know and so like what is pinea what a question it's not tofu and it's not cheese but it looks like both of them and it tastes like neither it kind of tastes like nothing it's amazing it's really good it's it's so good well well maybe it's panir saganaki as well yeah which is kind

of midway between panir and hulumi yes salumi's so salty yeah yeah sacanaki is pretty good but i think peneer is kind of the queen yeah i mean listen you're not going to hear any complaints from me. Yeah. Do you think Paneer would be good in the bunker at the end of time? Yeah. I think people are going to let go off. It's not very versatile.

It's like you put it in a curry and that's it. Yeah. Putting it on like a cheeseboard. No. And I like that. Because... Do you not like a cheeseboard? No, I love a cheeseboard.

But what about when they have dips on them? Yeah, that's fine. What dips do you tolerate on a cheeseboard? French onion. Oh, Shelda, you're a rogue. You're absolutely insane. As if that's number one. Yeah.

Oh, you really are, you are too much. What is he? So good to know you, you know. Hear the thing she says. She's so good to know you. I don't know you. We'll go to your house for a party and there'll be just prunes and French onion. Well, you could have the panier with your French onion,

dip what dip would you like? Oh, well, I'm sitting up for a wild board. What dip would you get? I think hummus is number one. Well, yeah, sure. She's up there. She's the filler. She's the, like, yeah, like, if I'm going to start.

That's the meal. That's like a week a day, sort of. That's your protein. We go through a tumour hubbis a week in my house. Not just those little ones. We go through one of the big Yumi ones with the handle. I can't get that anymore. Why not?

Because, like, 15 years. ago, I hooked up with this guy, Cam. Hi, Cam. Who I, like, fell in love with. I was so into this guy. And we, like, hooked up a few times. I went on a few dates. And when I went to his house,

prunes. He, like, had, he was like, I always have a big thing of that hummus. And it was, like, my core, like, he is the person who has that, like, big thing. It has, like, the handle? Yeah. Like, you're, like, going to the beach.

Yeah. no no because he had it it's like the hummus party pack 10 years ago he was so cute and like it was just such a like it's such a key part of him i'll show you a photo he was so cute was he hot yes he was so hot was the dick and he lived you might remember this he lived above that like iGA near where jeremy and i lived did i ever tell you about the person that i was sleeping with that lived in that building no anyway what a babe So anyway, that's why I can't do that hummus. That's, um, and no one you've ever dated has.

Look, I've still got his French onion dip has never been. No, it hasn't been solid yet. That's because no one who's ever loved anyone has a French onion dip. Look at this guy. He's so cute. Anyway. No one who's listening can hear this. Yeah, that's fine.

They're long for the journey. So, Matt, what would your cheese be? I mean, sorry, your dip. My dip? Yeah. Um, I do like an avocado dip. Oh, God, it's called guacamole. Yeah, but you don't get guacamole in the little tubs.

Like, if you got a chris's dip from the supermarket, it'd be one of that, that kind of smooth, smooth guck. Yeah, I don't like, I don't fuck with that shit. That one's pretty good on some corn chips. Yeah. But obviously real guacamole is better, much better. But I wouldn't necessarily see that out on cheeseboard. Um, betrude dip.

Oh, actually, eggplant dip, Babaganoosh. A good Baba ganoosh. If it's good. Which I don't think you can get pre-made. I think you have to make it. But a good, smoky, good. If it's smoky, yeah. Bubba ganush is like the most incredible thing you ever have.

With a bit of pita. Yeah. And pita as well. Can't be day old, has to be fried, yeah. Fresh bitter. A classic, you know, voice of the 90s, Teramacilada, the bright pink. That one is weird. Fish, egg, lemon and vinegar.

As a vegetarian, that freaks me out. It's so freaky, but it's like that bright pink. That defined a generation. God. In every generation, a slayer is born. Like, nothing else is bringing that heat when it comes to color. Well, it stands out. I'll give you that.

true dip I'll give you that I just not big on dips you guys But we're talking about cheese anyway We're talking about cheese Don't worry about the dips Okay okay I'm gonna go I mean I haven't even talked about the Italian ones though

What? Like a mozzarella? Yeah like a buffalo Potadela That's that's not a cheese But um What's Montadella? That's like horse meat isn't it?

No it's like Oh my partner always talks about it. It's just like all the leftover bits, isn't it? It's kind of like a spam. No, it's a sausage, isn't it? Sausage. Oh, I have to, yeah, me and my partner had 12 years anniversary yesterday.

Oh, what? You didn't tell me that. Well, I didn't have to. True. What did you get her? We didn't get anything. We just. Not we.

What did you get her? I didn't get anything for her. She didn't get anything with me. It's just at that point now. Where we um Just wait for death Yeah What do you mean

You didn't get anything We've decided that we don't want to get presents for anniversary That's that's not a present giving time Do you think she would be upset if you got her a gift No I don't think she'd be upset Like that's part of her love language But I just didn't want to get anything No I think I think with the anniversary

The idea is that we spend some time together We don't do both No no no no no We do gifts at like Christmas and birthdays, and that's it. And that's it. Yeah. Far be it for me to say, how your relationship.

It's working. You know what? Something's working. But you know, God. I've been married for a tiny... I sleep in a bit. Wait, I sleep in a bit, no. I sleep in a bed with my wife.

No, I haven't got it. I sleep in a bit, no. Oh my God, I hate this. But the buffalo, the buffalo, Motorola. Batarela. I sleep in a bed with my wife. It's so good. I sleep in a race car.

A little ball of Bocancini. I do love Boconcini. I do love it. You just have it on a toothpick, like on a cheeseboats. What's the stomach? Like the one that you slit open, then it, Barata. That's the butter, the butter chase. What did you call me?

I like barrage. Cottage cheese. My, so's my cottage cheese ass. And ricotta as well. Ricotta. I love that. comes in a basket. That basket is so good

for sifting my aquarium gravel. Waste not what-not. Yeah. Recycle everything. I can't believe how unflavored those foods are. True. And also how central those things are in like diet culture. Like here I have this flavorless cheese.

You're going to love your life. What do you think about cheese betraying pregnant women? That is so rude. Soft cheeses can kill the baby. Yeah. Can they? Well, I mean, it's massively overblown. Yes.

It just causes autism. If you look at them. All you need to do is look at soft cheese. Yeah. And the baby will come out of demon. Who was having a baby? Someone and was like, oh, my friend, she was pregnant with her second child. And she has turned into the most fabulous mother.

She just does not give a shit. And we were with her. her kid and her birthday and her little daughter who's like probably Matt's kid's age maybe a little bit older but she was running around and she was sitting like we're in the park

and there was one like manhole cover that was cement and she was just sat on it and like talking to no one and she's like she looks like a crazy homeless woman and just stood there laughing at her daughter from a distance

and then like didn't pay any attention to child the entire time was just like, I've got to talk to my friends. It's my birthday. And then, like, would have maybe once in a blue moon look over and be like, not over there, darling. And then she would the little daughter would turn around and just like keep playing on her own. So much so that when people went to walk over to speak to her, she was like, she would stop talking to her imaginary friend and look at you until you kind of walked away. And then she'd resume. Yes.

That's good. And it was so, and she didn't want to sit in any of nature. she just wanted to sit on the one little square of cement. It was incredible. And then she's like, oh, well, we'll make sure we catch up soon. And talking to her friend, she's like, oh, we'll get some sushi. And then her friend was like, you're not allowed to have sushi. And she's like, oh, fuck.

But she was so, like, fully heavily pregnant and was like, you could tell that she had just had sushi and soft cheese. Oh, fuck, who cares? What do you think about sushi when it has cream cheese in it? I hate that. Yeah. Not in my Japan. Oh. Well, all right then.

And cottage cheese. So is my cottage cheese. I love cottage cheese. What do you mean? No one loves. Cottage cheese is like so delicious. On like toast. Not that I would ever have toast, but like, could you imagine cottage cheese on toast?

It's so good. With lemon or anything? Oh, no. Cracked pepper and chili? Yeah, yeah, cracked pepper. Oh, yeah, it's some chili. That sounds good. Tomatoes?

Where's the Zang coming? We need some acidity. No, no, no. You just want the mild flavors of cottage cheese. Yeah, that's good. Just a cottage cheese smoothie, please. Yeah. If I showed up at, I don't know, Baz Luhrmann's mansion.

Yeah. And he was serving a platter and he had cottage cheese there. Yeah. I'd be so. disappointed. Oh. I'd talk about it for years to come. I'm like, that's the ascendant moment, cottage cheese.

Why Baz Luhrmann? I was trying to think of someone rich who I'd be like, they should be eating the best of the best. Yeah. Not because they're a good person, because they have money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And live in a castle in Sydney. He lives in a castle?

It's just a giant fucking mansion. Cool. Okay. Well, I'm happy to settle on pania because that feels like the only moment. Or barata. No. No, no. Oh my God, as if. I just love the way it slops open.

Yeah, but it's too, like, did you see my, the girl's lunch on my Instagram? We got, no, no, no. With el-um tomato. Fuck off. Ox hot tomato. Yum. Yeah, but like, shut up about it. Stop.

Talking. You don't see them posting about their piece of paneo that they're eating. No. That one's be like, I had got a cheese on bread. Yeah. So where's that? post. I slopped a little bit

of cottage cheese on some bread. Okay, well, I wouldn't describe it as slopping. How would you describe it? So now you just spreading. Spreading. But you wouldn't have, maybe you could have it

without the toast. I have so been thinking about getting a toaster. We don't have a toaster. Right? We just have a grill. Oh, no. See, I don't like putting things in the oven.

So your shoes are kept. No, it just like. You have an electric. it's gas oh what's your problem i just like i don't like like i enjoy yeah what's your problem i enjoy like cleaning cleaning the oven is just so like it's like cleaning the microwave i just hate it then don't clean it like i'm in there and it's like diva you don't need to clean it well i haven't cleaned my oven since we moved into the house no you don't even clean it often Oh, my mother's really ruined my life.

How often is she cleaning the oven? Oh my God, should clean the oven all the fucking time. Now that I think about it, she didn't have the cleanest oven that I've ever seen. Yes. But it doesn't need to be. Oh. Who cares? Oh.

Cook your cheese and toast in there. Have you been missing out of joy this entire time? Maybe. Okay. Well, it's been here. Welcome back Listener It's time to discuss

Which red flag goes into the bunker So if you don't know A red flag is like a It could be a triangle in shape It could be maybe the flag of a country like China Where does that? Where does that Like what's the etymology of that phrase?

Red flag Yeah Oh, you look at that point It's like a warning sign It's like a warning Yeah of yes i understand the meaning but why do we associate a red flag as a warning is this going to have some weird racist background i mean most things do right oh it just means to signal danger i think

i don't think there's any mate yeah but are you okay do you understand that these things don't just implicitly have meaning they have context in history there's no history there's no podcast yet for you to listen to about this history the phrase red flag originates from the historical and literal use of red flags to signify danger in various contexts, including on ships, battlefields and early automobiles. The literal meaning evolved into its modern figurative use where a red flag serves as a warning side

for potential problems, concerns, and risky situations. So, maritime and warfare. Red flags were used on ships to signal danger or for opposing ships that did not surrender to no prisoners being taken. Early transportation, modern vehicles, a person with a red flag would walk ahead to warn pedestrians of an approaching steam-powered car.

I love having... When I get an automobile, I'll be keeping a red flag in it just in case. I'd be keeping a man around a walk in front of it. Red flags continue to be used literally today for warning, such as during live firing exercises or for dangerous conditions on beaches, and by the National Weather Service

to indicate a high risk of wildfires. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. This thing says it's when the ship is sinking as well. I don't see how the flag's going to help. Just so you know, we're going down. We're going down. So red flag, white flag.

Was there any others? There will be no white flag above my door. Come in love. And always will be. You know, that first Daito album is like, I could I could probably sing every word. Yeah, it's a banger.

Like, I have listened to that album so much. Would you say that's your most listened to album? No. Oh, well, then why are you bringing it up? Because you were just singing beautiful harmonies together about that song. He was a running about harmonies. Being contrary. Do you know what?

We were just talking about a friend of ours, mutual friend, who has some red flag. behavior. Yes. That he is such a lovely person, but then occasionally has a red flag. And his red flag is being sassy. Yeah. Yeah.

I was thinking about that more last night, actually, and I was getting really mad about it. It was like, it was just so rude. What is he, what sort of, like, because sassy is pretty fun sometimes. No, I love sassy and a man, but not his treatment. Well, I mean, like, right? Know your plays. you have everything let me have sass

yes no this I think like a good example of this person's kind of red flag is like if someone used a word that was in the wrong context

he would like not just say oh that you're using that word incorrectly he'd like laugh and I can kind of hold it back and be like yeah

and then say it back to you and kind of make fun of you for saying it so pick up on your faults yeah and pick at them pick at them picking at scabs

another red flag how else are you going to get them off you've raised a great point what do I consider to be a red flag someone saying something boring oh yes that's a red flag there's more where that came from saying something like

just got home from the gym oh I like there's like a few like yeah like a few of those like red flaggy moments that like where you kind of think someone's hinting at being like a bit more

conservative paths politically and you're like oh oh that just hit my ear a bit funny what did you just say like i remember during covid i had a friend who was like clearly like he'd always been like you know a sweet lefty boy and then suddenly he was like saying a few things and i was like that sounds like you think COVID is a myth. And like that the lockdowns are not. Like it was, I was like, oh, what was that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that was kind of red flaggy.

Yeah. Yeah. So, oh. Red flag. Right flag. Behaviors. What are like, when I think about what needs to be preserved for all time to help people remember.

Yeah. I mean like Red flags What if their favorite movie is like Shrek Yeah Or like the Wolf of Wall Street or something Oh God

That is a red flag Yeah Red flag Yeah Or it could be even worse It could be like Like punch drunk love I feel like

Is a real like red flag Or like You know the Nolan stuff If they're really like into Christopher Nolan or like the dark night oh I mean that's like that's so red flag that it's almost green flag

I'm like it's kind of charming I think like real red flag is like guys who have like favorite films that are like just just a step towards like but I'm a real like film film guy yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I'm not like kind of I'm not like a dark night kind of guy And, like, blah, blah. Whereas if you were like, oh, my favorite film is like, sliders, you'd be like, incredible. Absolutely. Well, green flag. Green flag. Green flag.

No, I think fun, silly, yeah, I think, I mean, like, listen, this is kind of contra red flag, but I think if their media diet consists of, like, kids programming and, like, kids films, and there's no adult content in their, like, media literacy, they're, like, oh yeah like i just like you know moana and despicable me and that's my like extent of what i know about the world i'm like red flag there are some curious pockets of gays that live exclusively in that world yeah

and it's like oh what are you watching it's like i'm rewatching stephen universe yeah and like oh what's it which i like it's all fine i am like so to be crystal clear it's not that you can't be an adult and love Avatar the Last Air Bender or Stephen Universe or Adventure Time. But if that's it, that's a red fly. Yeah. Because it's suggesting, like, SpongeBob was great. We all think SpongeBob's great.

It's funny. Not everything, though. What do you think about people who would wear, like, maybe, like, purple washed jeans and then have, like, socks that have the little aliens from, like, monsters ink on them? But they're, like, 35. It depends. Okay, so because my red flag, because Disney adult falls both in and out of red flag. Yes.

Because I kind of am charmed by elements of people just like being a bit lame. Yeah. Because I think a big red flag for me is like someone who's like too cool. Yes. Like I think that that's like the most unattractive quality someone can have. Absolutely. Oh, I would never do that. I would never be caught doing that.

Yeah. oh my god just to say it like oof yeah because it's like also like a red flag in the sense that it's a warning to you to say if you hang out with this person you will be missing out on joyful things as you go forward is like I don't want to like have to fucking yeah navigate the cooler meter yeah before I engage in an activity yeah and oftentimes like the the fear of like appearing lame is just like a fear of they're like an anxiety yeah it's like oh diva i don't have time to work through all your bullshit but like tell me why but then also red flag for people that are like just dance and sing in the street and they're like dancing down the street

like don't you want to be crazy like me and you're like oh no you're going to embarrass me in front of like shop attendants yeah or like the innocence around us yeah They don't deserve that. Big red flag, no questions. People who don't interrogate. Yeah. You know? Yeah.

If you go on a date and they're like just talking about themselves the entire time. And people who don't go along for the ride. So like, there are so many questions that you could ask. Oh, maybe one week we should do which question. And like, how fun to ask a question that's perhaps a touch unexpected. Right. like actually get to know someone because instead of asking like oh what do you do for work oh what are you doing on the weekend instead of you could ask oh like I don't know what do you think

about um I don't know like I have a question I don't know a question like I don't know like what do you think umma thurman is doing right now I think that's like part of the most charming things about my husband is, like, how interested he is in other people. And not just that, but the, like, sexiest thing is when someone is, like, maybe a week after you've had a conversation about something, they remember some of the details, they recall, I don't know, so, like, what ended up happening with Barry or whatever? Like, and they're just, like, recalling something,

and they're interested to get the follow-up. And he's so good at that, which is lovely. Hmm. Um, um, but yeah, question. But yeah, people who, when you ask, like, a silly question are like, uh, blah, blah, blah. What? Mm. I hate that.

Like, oh, sorry, this conversation is too interesting for you. Mm. And I think as well, people who are like, I hate small talk. Mm. Like, people are like, I just am sober. I'm like, you don't get to big, like, you can't go like, so why do you think the universe exists? I'm thinking, like, you know what I mean?

Like, the people that are, like, so obsessed with this idea that every conversation they have start at a 10 for, like, quote-unquote, death. But it's like, no, you just refuse to partake in, like, small talk can lead to big talk in a very meaningful way, but you have to engage and get past the first line of questions. Yeah. Which are just like, you know, what day was it? And what happened? And then what happened?

And then what, blah, blah. So you can really get the meat of, like, how does that feel? and like what's happening. You've got to get the context. Yeah. Yeah. Put the like pieces on the board and learn the rules of the board game before you like throw it out the window.

Just thought of some red flags. Mm-hmm. One word replies. Hi. I hate that. What about no word replies? Well. Better or worse?

It's all bad. Um, but worse than one word reply is like. Voice message reply? No, no. That's a red flag. Oh, bad. If they're true, if you're like 10 minutes, bitch. I'm not listening to that. I love it. I'll never listen to that. I mean, if you sent

to it, I listen to it. But yeah, yeah. Not for most. I'm not sitting down. Um, but yeah, I don't when you get the voice message once and then you have to go back in the conversation to find something that they said and you have to listen through all of them again. That's a joy. To figure out what the information was. Yeah. You should be taking notes while you listen. Um, catch up like we could just have a phone call. Oh God, no. What are you fucking crazy? Absolutely not. But, no, when, like, you've sent a question and they respond with a question or, like, something else. Hmm. And they're like, well, what about the question that I asked you?

Oh, they don't reply. They don't answer. Yeah. It's like, oh, should we go here on Friday night? And they're like, did you see this? Yeah. I hate that. And you're like, but just, can we get, let's, let's, let me.

Shall I ask again? Just a bit of housekeeping before we get to that. I know that you've seen it. because we're still both looking at it. Yeah. And yet. So frustrating. And that's a red flag?

Yes. That someone's a fucking asshole. No, I'm definitely guilty of that. Oh, I mean, we all are. But it's only because I haven't decided whether I want to do that thing yet. Or I'm like, I don't know. I don't know what I want to think about that. Yeah.

You know. Do you say that, though? You don't need to leave me. Just say everything, I think. I'll figure it out. I don't know. Matt, do you have any red flags? About your personality?

About my personality? Yeah. Have I got some red flags? Definitely. I think probably I do. No, Matt, your red flags are you're too kind. Too nice. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, one problem is that I am too tolerant of people. I like I wouldn't set my own boundaries very well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the being too nice part of it is bad that's bad. I have that issue too. Yeah. Too kind.

Too giving. See how that way for snow white. Too loving. Too loving, yes. Oh, my God. What if they say, I love you on the first date? No. Is that a red flag?

Yes. Yes. I've never done that. I'm just asking for a friend. For a friend who's been married for 12 years. Oh, my God. The friend is my wife. I had to really hold back from going too fast with Alyssa, like my partner.

Yeah. Because... You guys are meant to be together. I was, like, joking to all my friends that we were getting married and, you know, like, after like one month of dating. Yeah. Actually, after like one week, I was like, I'm just going to settle down now. I do feel you have the advantage of being married to one of the most beautiful women that I think I've ever seen. She is so stunning

She's great and she's just so funny She laughs at everything At the top of her lungs Which makes me feel good about myself Yeah It's a green flag She really is responsible for a lot here But yeah

But yeah After about three months She was like I just like She came to me like And was really upset And was crying And she was like

I just don't know if you like me Like, I just don't know if we're, like, if this is going anywhere. And I was like, I've just been really, I've been holding back, like, a lot because I didn't want to scare you off. Aw. What does she say? Well, she was really relieved after that, because I think she felt the same way. So then we were like, yeah, they're much more even playing field after that. And we've been together for 12 years, so I think that's great.

That's pretty good. Yeah. I like it. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. That's pretty good. so no red flag there I don't have any no

although I think like your red flag would be like he's married you know well yeah that's if I was like yeah if I met you and you were like you know having a cracker I'd be like he's married and he's got kids

yeah true yeah yeah um yeah red flags someone who can't drive?

Oh. Doesn't have the driver's license. That just shows a concern for the general citizenry. Yeah. Or like unattentive parents. Both can be true. Red flag, yeah. I just think like little triangle on a pole.

Quite good. The emoji. No. No. Like the look and feel of that. the red flag emoji. Yeah, I guess. Dancing in the wind.

Yeah. Like an actual flag. Like at a medieval event. Fair. Yes. Is it one that you can hold in your hand, like on a stick? Or is it like a flag pole? I would love it on a stick.

Because it has to be quite small. I feel like you wave, you can't have a two-handed red flag. If the ship's going down, I need one hand to hold onto the rail. So with the other, I can... Why start now, darling? Don't hold onto the ship. She's gone now. Yeah, but you know, it'll ease me into the cooled waters.

I missed, because I was away at the finale of Drag Race. Yes. And then I was away for Belinda Greed's campaign. So I missed my sister's, like, little flag era. Yes. As you had little flags made for both of those events. Yes. The only flag that doesn't exist yet is the Zelda flag.

Oh. We must. Also, have you gone into the Reddit and seen all the people saying that you should be on the show? No. Well. I like that. This is what I've been... We'll organize a parade.

Thank you. With the flags. You need to go and message and say, you want to be on the show. I should. Yeah. I should. Hmm.

Not doing that would be something of a red flag. The Zelda Moon, obviously. Actually, you know what? I want to see Zelda in a three-way lip sync against Ms. J and Fembot, X, Y. I think it would be quite calm. Funny. Yeah. Someone is asking for, cat is out of the bag.

Got it's out of the bag And then Sabrina baby slept Would destroy And also now that Lazy Susan has been on We need her co-celestial goddess And bunker

Zah Zah Zah What a word Yeah Yeah I like that Not calling me a Zah Red Flag

No respect Zah Doesn't have prunes in the fridge Red flag Would you like a man That has prunes in his fridge? someone who thinks that like lemons left on a tree will turn into limes red flag like dumb yeah wouldn't it be the other way around or whatever limes into lemons

they're different i think dumb is sometimes so good don't yeah oh i just no like i mean the little flag on a pole is fun but like the keeping in your glove box a red cloth as a red flag for when your automobile malfunctions on a ye oldy street that's a pretty good red flag we can get your way you want to go if you know what I'm okay yes I can do that yeah okay red hanky yeah and we'll put it in the Jeep and Tricia Paitis's monster truck yeah red flag flag sorry all right we'll be right bit Welcome to everyone. To everyone, I forgot to tell everyone that I visited Trosevan's house.

Oh. I was giving out the Jello invite. for Fashion Week, which has now been weeks ago. It's probably happening now, actually. And there was a list of influences and they were like, they were like, meet in Brighton at the start

of the day, me and the PR firm and will all drive as a convoy to each stop and give them a jello, which has a little Lusite invitation. And the PR goleys will walk behind you

in drag playing, I don't think you're ready for this, Charlie, I don't think you're ready for this. And then you'll give it to them. And so we had this list of every influencer that was being cordially invited to the Melbourne Fashion Week. Yeah.

And one of those was Sage Savan, Troy Savan's sister. Saga. Saga. Yeah. And... Sagee, Savan. So the question is, yes, of course I do now have their address. And I'm going over every week, just to see.

But we were going through. And so I had to get up at like five in the morning, get my makeup on, go to Brighton, go and be our first influencer, and then go back to back to back to back to back to back to you. Anyway, funny times. And like there was a refrigerator truck traveling with us, a Melbourne Fashion Week truck traveling with us, two of the divas from the PR firm, another diva from the PR firm, and me all in separate cars. How many jellies did you have to go out? We gave out 30. Whoa. How many did you drop?

None. I was very impressed. And they wouldn't even tacked down or anything. So they were just sliding around in the back of the truck? No, no, no. In the truck, they were secured. But they were like taking them off and putting them onto like a small plastic pedestal. And then when people asked, why did you give them jellies?

And I said, I don't know. And the PR girls were like, we just thought it would be fun. To like smash into the jelly to retrieve your ear. invite. Yeah. And so we get to the famous Trossovan house from the Architectural Digest video. Yeah. And in Carlton. And we arrive and I go and I'm like in full drag and like the outside it says like surveillance like prosecuted, you know, whatever. Stalkers will be prosecuted or whatever. And I ring the doorbell which has a camera and

everything and I'm waiting there and I'm waiting there and I'm waiting there. And I'm like suddenly I feel crazy. because I'm like outside this Turn around and everyone else had left Yeah Got her And so then I'm like What?

What? And then they're waiting And then like they like A messaging on Instagram Sage Savan Saga Sargay Sergay

And she's like Sorry I just ducked out I'm 20 minutes off I haven't missed you have I And we're all like Looking at each other like What do we do and then they're like okay

and they're like we need to be at the next place in like 25 minutes according to our schedule they kept us on track for the kind of like full eight hour shift of delivering jelly yeah and so they're like no this is worth it it's worth it we need Saaj

to have this so we're like okay but we can't just be like at her front door when she arrives home so everyone got back into their cars across the street from the Troy Savan house and sat like we're on stakeout.

And then literally like five cars and we're sat there and then she like a young bubbly woman who looks not unlike famed Australian pop star

Troy Savan and her brother the other Savan boy who's like older and like kind of like grungy what? Like his whole thing is that he's like Straight.

Straight guy. Okay. Anyway, then we all like watch them go into their house and like wait for like a beat just to make sure it feels less cold with like less intentional and then knock on the door and she arrives. She's like, oh my God, make jelly. Like da-da-da. And I was like, such a surprise that we've choreographed with you. Oh, dear. And she was one of the only people that day that often.

us a drink of water. Oh, it's a refreshment. And I was like, what makes you think I want water? I've been sad in a hot car. I thought you would have said sugar water. Sugar water. Yeah. Cool.

Yeah. That's my story about whatever we're talking about. Well, our next topic for discussion today is which smile goes into the bunker? I saw a smile too. Yes. What did you think? Oh, now I'm tired. You know what that?

What? Smile 2 was better than Smile 1, which I hated. Yes. But it still remains the same fundamental flaw, which is, okay, if you don't know this listener, smile. Smile. Smile. And Smile 2 is like the curse of smile, the villain of smile. Yeah.

is someone, it's like an ancient infection. I know what you're thinking. There's a film called It Follows. It kind of is like a demonic infection. Yes. But the way that you inherit this curse, this demonic entity that follows you, is you witness its previous victim die,

and then they smile at you, and then they kill themselves. And then you become, you have like seven days of being tormented by the smile creature and then it finally takes you over at the end and then to onlookers, you smile at them and then they get the curse. The curse.

Right, okay. So in the week leading up to your smile death, you will be haunted by whatever, like, you know, is in your deepest, darkest subconscious. So like the villain is essentially like your trauma. Revisiting you. Yeah. What a great idea.

It's crazy. Yeah. A elevated horror has been saved. Yeah. But the way that both of them has functioned is as the week goes on, they'll be like, you saw someone, like it looks like people you know. Not unlike it follows. It looks like people you know it.

But then like you'll see in the example of Smile 2, spoiler alert, the like mother of the main character will be stabbing herself in the neck. and then she'll stab herself in the eye with a piece of glass and then the girl will run away terrified by the things stabbing herself and then she'll turn around and then she'll look down and realize that she was the one holding the mirror in her hand and that her mother's dead but she was the one that did it

okay so it's like okay well that's spooky and then like at the end of the film like you know the girl is like rushing off and she finally finds the one person who might be able to cure her and the cure is to temporarily kill herself and then you know the smile can't pass onto the next person and then bring herself back to life

yeah and so she's in the act of doing that and then whilst that's happening the guy that's meant to be administering this kind of temporary death walks off into another room disappears and then she gets attacked by herself and like it's all going down and it's terrifying oh my god and then um as happens every five minutes in the film

it's like but that wasn't actually happening oh she's actually on stage for her show and it was all a dream so like the whole film was just like but that wasn't actually happening like imagine how scary it would be if you

just saw this but it wasn't actually happening the whole time and so like nothing happens in these films because nothing that exists on screen is true. Yeah. The whole thing is it was a dream.com.

You know, like the most trite, boring storytelling element is like, there was nothing she could have done to save herself because it was all in her mind. And I'm like, then what's the fucking point? I already hate it in horror films where they're like, the nurse at the hospital looks like a demon, but she's just imagining it. And it's like, okay, well, this is a horror movie.

You imagine it, put it on the screen. Like, what do you mean? Yeah. Like, I can only have, like, two or three of those, like, fake outs in a film where it's, like, imagine if it was actually happening. Yeah. I'm like, that's why I'd see a film. Yes. It's because I want to see someone's imagination of something terrifying happening.

Yeah. Boo, I hated them both. Yeah. So much. But I did, okay, so the thing I did like about the second one. Yeah. Was that it was like, what if it was happening to a pop star? I like, I was just about to say.

I think that's the only thing of like, at least that's a fun concept for a sequel. It's like, so different. Yeah, it's so often like Barbadook. It's like the woman's, you know, losing her mind or whatever. But she's just like suburban men. Yeah. But to see that same thing play out on like a bigger, more public scale is kind of fun. And it kind of is like, you know, you're like, oh, I was so used to this story from the outside as told in the

press we like see a pop star having a breakdown yeah what if it was a demonic force yeah instead of just heroin yeah yeah and there was like i think that was the stuff that was most successful but yeah i thought it was just like this is not like a franchise it's not like like freddie yeah you know it's not like an interesting villain because it's like nothing ever changes there's no stakes other than the person dying at the end of the seven days yeah we know they're going to die at the end of the seven days there's nothing they can do about it and you can't convince me that the film isn't going to turn around at any moment to be like yeah then what do you mean yeah which is why it follows is so good because it doesn't do that shit at all i hated it follows oh my god i hated it

really yes that is so curious to me that feels like such a film up your alley no i really didn't like it what didn't you like or i saw it when it came out so i don't really remember all that that well but like it follows stop following yeah do your own thing couldn't you do literally anything else what else does it do it has a life she lives in a town the only thing i liked about that was that the pace of which it follows yes that's fun oh i love that i love the soundtrack that synth heavy and that woman running in those high heels at the start She was terrified. But how'd she run so fast?

And that giant tall man came in through that door. That was so scary. But yeah, I thought like the rules of that was so clear that it's like, it's following and it's going to keep following no matter what. But at the same pace. No. That's scary. It's dread. No.

No. I didn't like it. And also, Detroit, scary. Hmm. It following. They're making a sequel to that. What? It's still following?

They follow. Yeah. It's not called they follow. Yeah. Is it? Yeah. Oh. So, like, toothy smile.

Gap tooth smile. Like, like, pouting smile. Do a pouting smile. that's a smirk oh well it goes by many names if you can see the disgusting smile

the last student is feeling right now but smiles are creepy smiles are creepy but they're not as creepy as it following wait until they follow I because I feel embarrassed for those actors sometimes in that movie

in smile yeah have you watched when she had to smile i was like oh no because it had rachel from rachel getting married and she had to smile and i was like you're better than this what about when like a sloth smiles i love that that's pretty cute i love it but i hate it when i think about like she doesn't know she's smiling right i'm like she's not smiling yeah that's just what her face does does Because like a lot of like a gnarwhal Looks like it's giving a little smile

I actually love it when it's like That rock looks like it's smiling That I really like Yes What about that button over there She looks like she's having a great time Yes What about the straight mouth smile

What's that? When you're like walking past someone That you maybe know And you just like Put your lips together Well, that's a red flag for me If someone doesn't do like anything to kind of Like people that give kind of blank or aggressive faces to strangers

I think that that's irreprehensible This is why I wouldn't survive in a Slavic nation Because I'm like, give a little smile Put a smile on your dial Smile love Come on give me something We're just having fun You know

Why so gloomy? You'd just have to tell women to smile. I didn't say it was women. A smile or heckle. But I would say that to a woman. Come on, smile. Why so down? What about, yeah.

Well, we've already heard the story about saying cheese. And dying. I'm dying. Oh, no, sorry, I thought you're talking about the goosebumps novel again. Say cheese and die. You know how you won't smile when someone's taking a photo of you. Yeah. But that's the kindness.

You want the photo to be good I want the photo to be like You want it to be unusable Because you close your eyes No that's funny You're part of my lineage I think it's the thing of like Do you want me or do you want a drag queen

You know And if you want me Then you want a photo with lazy Susan Not a photo with some smiling bench Yeah Yeah What about Like the bear smile

Yeah What? Like you bite you a little like side and like forehead brow bear smile I can't even do it I can't I feel like you're ready to enter your bear era oh you know with that smile any other insults you'd like to throw at me bear's a heart yeah do it again oh my good what have I done Matt gay people have a smile on grinder yeah it's become infamous called the bear smile yeah it's like a little side like you obviously look more ugly if you're like smiling with your teeth out

and you look too like vacant if you're like not smiling at all and like having a furrowed brow helps your face look more attractive and you look like mysterious or something also it's a bit seductive yeah and it's like kind of nonchalant but you're still like the zoolander look kind of with a smile involved it's like covering a lot of your floors while also thinking that you're putting your best face forward. Which, you know. I mean, that's what a selfie is. We're not putting a bare smile in.

Absolutely not. But do you know what smile I would put in, Julia Roberts? God, she smiles pretty. It's such a good smile. Truly magical. What's that? Wait. Wait.

What's that? You say something else. Well, I'm going to find a picture of the Julia Roberts smile. Isn't there like... That's like an authentic, there's another word for it, authentic smile. Like your brain deep down can decide whether someone's being authentic. Yeah, what about a forced smile? Oh, God, I've given a few of those.

Matt, you've seen the Julia Roberts smile now? Yeah, she looks so happy. Oh my God. I truly just, one time my friend Erica, she was at a restaurant when Julia Roberts came to Norway. Her family worked in the entertainment industry and she was eight years old and she saw Julia Roberts from across the restaurant and walked over to her

this little eight-year-old Norwegian girl named Erica who's precious and the most beautiful young thing and she says, can I have an autograph? Can I have an autograph? And then Julia Roberts holds up her hands and like, sorry, my hands are sticky from the salad. I do know, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. I just think that's really funny

You know the thing Maybe it was on like Sesame Street Where it's just like You know And it's just like a woman's eyes and lips On like black What? You know

Oh my God How am I gonna find this? I think I think you're thinking of the show The Mully Grubs Yeah that seems very Mully Grubs Yes That is what I'm thinking of That smile

This little diva That's what I want to put in You want to put the Mully But she's not smile in that picture. Well, she could. In fact, in none of these pictures is the mulligrub smiling. The mulligrub.

What are you saying? What? Ew, I hate this so much. So scary. And the mulligrub seems to only be doing a silent screen. Okay, don't call her the mulligrub. Is it not a mulligrub? What is it?

Her name's Diana Kid. Diana. Diana. Can't we put in Diana? is behind the mulligrub's mouth and where is she now mulligrubs ew i like that she never told anyone that she was the mulligrubs woman i'd keep it a secret too diana that's her she's also not smiling well she is in this photo and it's quite unfortunate get her well she's 65 now so yeah well she should be used to it what about the film smile

Oh no You don't want that in it? No What's there's another horror movie Where there's people smiling all the time It's like truth or dare or something Truth and dare Truth and truth or dare

Truth and dare Let's play truth and dare I feel like that was I thought that was what smile was Like they always say like truth or dare And they're smiling And then you have to choose one Otherwise you die

Truth And then says, like, I've been sleeping, did you know that you've been sleeping with this person? And then they're like, my whole life is ready. I don't know you did that. What? Yeah, someday it's smile monster's going to go into, like, someone who's, like, kind of got nothing haunting them.

She's like, a very, like, you know, sweet gal that's lived a kind of unexamined life who, like, runs a Pilates Instagram. And she's going to get the smile thing and it's going to haunt her, be like, you didn't pay for your coffee in 2001. And you should still think about it. And she'll be like, you're right, that's bad. But anyway, I'll do better. Yeah.

Every day I strive to be better. That's what it says on my cup. And then smile once you'll be like, Yeah. Defeated! And she'll see the people smiling in her and be like, Hey! Sharing a smile is like sharing a laugh.

Good for the heart. That's what it says, my cup. That's what it says, my cup. Okay, so Put a smile on your dial I'll see you in a little while What about the Watchman badge Should we put that in?

That's a good smile Okay, that actually really annoys me I hate that it's the Watchman badge It's the Smiley Face badge Oh, okay It's got a little spot of blood on it Yeah, but listen So you know that

I've worn Smiley Face badges a lot Because I think they are iconic Yeah Like the yellow with the black eyes Yeah like the iconic The one that was made by Forrest Gump But People are like

Oh Litchman I'm like no is I wish it I iconography of the 19 fucking 70s It's not like the fucking Anyway It's meant in my universe It's because the Lacey Susan works At a department store

Where they force them to wear these smile badges So the customers don't feel as scared About approaching her Despite the fact that she's surly She is surly Yeah And so you like see her face And she's frowning

And then you look at the badge And it's smiling Between the two You have someone approachable Yeah Hmm I see But I hate that

It's like Yeah But I do love that Smiley badge Maybe everyone should be forced To wear that in the bunker Oh That's very fallout

Coded as well Oh You know like that Kind of little Man with the thumbs up Oh yeah I really want to play The original fallout

the like top down it seems fun from the videos i've seen i feel like the like branding is important but i feel like in that world the branding's like too much it like suffocates the world the joy of fallout yeah i don't know it's too strong too strong i like it well that's fine Like the sort of post-nuclear, pre-digital era in the future. Yeah. That's cool. I am looking forward to season two of that show. Hmm.

To festival school. Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. Yeah, I think smiley face badge is good. Smiley face badge. Yellow smiley face badge. I do, I do a smiley face. But it's always like an angry smiley face.

face. Oh, it's evil smiley? On every piece of documentation I've ever done a work. Really? Yes. Black Monday. Angry smiling face. Eye lines or circle for eyes?

Dots for eyes. Angry eyebrows. Smiley face. Look, I'll do one right now. Like horny? Yeah. It's like cheeky. Sexually inappropriate.

No, it's cheeky smile. If you put horns on, then... If it came out that like Epstein for... files, he was signing every invoice with horny smile. It's not horny. America would be like, oh, the haunting smile of a pedophile. What? I'm doing one right now.

I'm just taking a very quick. Well, once again, I'll put, what do you think about? Another red flag, people have put noses on the smiley faces. Oh, God, no. That's so creepy. That's sick. That is disgusting. Like a little dot?

Like, what's that third dot doing? But I also would only have. ever do lines for eyes. Oh, that's good. I don't know about this. It's Friday. I don't know who to report you to. What?

This is very inappropriate. It looks slightly racist as well. Yeah. Zelda, you can't put this on every piece of official document. So this is tantamount to kind of, I wouldn't go as far to say rape, but I say we're on the train there. Oh, my God. This is sick.

What? You can't draw this on things. Certainly misconduct. Oh, my God. Well, the eyes are way too far apart. And the fucking, the brows. Why, it's tricky. The brows are bigger than the whole head.

That's important. And I can't imagine that rendered with a bireau, the tiny little eye. Oh, I would never use a barrow. What are you using? I don't use a pen. Are you sick? Are you using a thick, sharpy mark? RAPI, 0.5.

Oh, God. Bleeding through the other side of the page. Yeah, I love the bleeding. Because, like, you know what? Nothing's perfect. You heard it here first, folks. She loves the bleeding, and she puts horny smiles on everything she does. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Amanda Knox, too. Okay, well, there we go. Lock it in, Smiley badge. A smiley badge. And I got to talk about smile, too. And discover that you didn't like it follows. No.

Should I re-watch it? I feel like that will make me so angry. Oh, I'm worried that if you watch it alone, you won't get to enjoy it. Whatever do you mean? Like, we need to be like, ooh, freaked out. Because sometimes you watch a film and you're, like, vacuuming the entire time.

Yeah. Whereas with atmospheric horror, you need to, like, get into the atmosphere. Yeah, true, true, okay. But I don't know. It's not getting scarier. Not the second half. Yeah, okay.

Any who's will be. We've got panir. Panier cheese. We've got a red handkerchief in your glove box. Get your way you want to go if you know what I mean. And for a humble smile, why everybody's wearing a smiley badge because they're approachable in the bunker. I need to get another smiley badge. I like that.

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