Death To Everyone - Death To... Cloths For Wiping Stains & The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Episode Date: June 2, 2026

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Hello and welcome to death to everyone Especially you Hello Hello Hello Zelda has got a dick appointment That is why We need to run

I don't even know if it's a dick appointment Is it a dick appointment, Zelda? I don't know Well what signs we have to the pro and to the con Okay, this is a man that Well, there we go that I used to hang out with, like, many years ago, and he, I don't know, we just kind of lost touch.

And then he's reappeared. And so I'm seeing him tonight. But I haven't seen him in, like, maybe five or six years. Like, haven't seen or spoken to him. So can confirm audience, listener, that this man is a hotty-biscotti. He's really hot. A hoty-biscotti. And he also, no, I don't know.

You can cut this if this is incorrect. But when you saw him on the grid, you're like, I legitimately thought this man had killed himself. That is what I thought. Yes. Because there was no like bad blood or anything, but he just like, he changed his mobile number and then, which I had the new one,

but then there was just a period of like depression and disappearance. And I just, I don't know. But a new mood stabilization has occurred. Yeah. And he's back on the grid. But you were speaking via green der. Yeah. I feel like that ups the stakes as to whether this is a dick appointment.

True. True, true, true, true. Has there been any sexy chat? No, but we were never, like, he was never one for sexy chat. Right, right. And we'd, like, never, like, we've never fucked, but we've definitely fooled around. Like, little smooge. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

On the on the butthole. No. Not a smooch on the butt. No. But on other areas. What? Well, we've definitely made out. Fucking hell.

Anyway. Come a bit close to the Mike Zelda. Me? Well, I'm trying to get my dripping face mask on it. Listener. We're all wearing face masks. Mine is starting to sting. Sting?

Sting. I think it's the vitamin C. Oh, no. That's been to works. I, okay, so we got sent an incredible package in the mail from a listener. Leesner? I don't know if I put mine on right. Matt's doing his first face mask, a hydrating face bomb.

I've never taken care of myself like this before. I know, you're not going to recognize yourself. I sent you a picture just so you can see what I look like. I was going up on the gram. I want to see it. I want to see it right now. Let me see the... Matt?

I've got a chin hole. Is it meant to have a chin hole? I'm sorry, listener to be laughing and something you can't see. Head over to the death to everyone, Instagram right now. If you'd like to see how Matt looks in his face. Can you put yours up too?

I'll just see how you look. I don't know. Take ourselves. Sorry, this is... Wait. It's dripping wet. I didn't know that they were so wet. Well, they have to, it's a hydrating bomb.

Yeah. 15 minutes. An 8th bomb, if you will. I won't. No. Well, yeah, so if we do seem hurried, it's because that may be, you know what? We can't be hurried for not a dick appointment. I mean, I, oh.

I had to take it off. It's stinging my eyes. Release me. Remember when listener used to send us those heat up, patches. That was really good. That was so good. That was after my eye surgery. Yeah. Caritocono.

You do look like you're in pain. Are you okay? Do I look crazy? I mean, the lighting in this room is red, so it's impossible to tell. But thank you for this glorious package. There was even some anthrax in there and a gorgeous German book that we've decided is too hard to talk about on the pod. It was a book about cursed German.

I think, no, I think we need to just do. save it for another day. We'll do it another day. Because we do not have the time to properly commit to this book. So it's a very haunted-looking children's book. Yes.

And the listener has asked which character from this haunted children's book gets into the bunker. And they also sent a gorgeous card with the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse on it. Yes. The book is called Shruvel Peter.

Well, now we can't ever go to Germany on tour, I guess. Maybe that's what it's called. Shrivel Peter. Peter. Sriveled Peter. Shriveled little man. Okay. I am lazy Susan. I'm Zelda Moo. And this is a show called Death to Everyone where we decide what gets into a dobsday bunker for the end of times.

What in human culture is worth saving? Not much. We are also getting produced today by our space car driver, Matt Ches. So wet up here in the front. See, this is what I mean, Matt. This is the kind of content that seems us from having a children's audience. Wait, what did Matt say to me before we started recording? Kiss on the pistol.

That was you during recording. Oh, sorry, I forgot. Matt said, yes, sister, something. He said, oh, they're on the table, girl. Yeah, because Lazy put a mask on. And then I was like, oh, we're putting the mask, son. And Matt said, you say it now. No, I'm shy now.

Matt said, they're on the table, girl. Except he started to cut off when he was saying girl, because he realized how ridiculous he sounded. He said, they're on the table, girl. No, that sounds like I was talking a stroke. I did a little girl. I just said, I just did a little girl. Matt?

Oh, that's really good. Well, okay. I'm a table girl. She's trying to fit in with you guys. Yeah, that's good. It's hard. It's a distasteful mirror you've held up to our own behavior, and I'll think about how I'm in the future.

Now, Matt, have you seen The Mandalorian and Grogu yet? No, I didn't. But is it good? It's good. You know what? Gelda was like, guess what we're going to see? And I was like, fuck, I thought this time was over. I thought we were finally out of the woods as Taylor was.

They're never going to stop making these things. I think they have slowed down. I've lost too many of my dude boyfriends. So you're back. Yeah, you know, when I get back in circulation, you know it's time for you to go and restock on weird bisexual men. Correct. It sounds like Matt might be on the plate soon enough. Oh, yeah.

Girl. Girl. But we went to Northland, High Point. Yeah. And we went to High Point and we got into our seats. And then the film started and suddenly I was flung from my chair as the D-Box 4D chair that Zelda had accidentally booked us into. Started to wobble with the walking of the Ton-Ton or whatever. And I was horrified.

Maybe it was that 80, 80. What's a Ton Ton. That's actually very good, lazy Susan. That's the creature that Hahn cuts over and shuts Luke in so he doesn't freeze to death in the snowstorm. Fuck, I'll kill myself there. That's pretty good. Listen, the Ton Ton Ton Ton Roulet. Yeah, no.

And, I mean, like, honestly, these films have been so painful. I kind of, I think Star Wars and Marvel are kind of the same. They are. Like just in the structure, the structure of trying to, you know, have to, you know, do all of this kind of like, there's a fight scene at the very start. There's a fight scene at the very end. The stakes are saving the world. There's a lot about destiny and the importance of the one hero that can save everyone,

but how they're just like all of us or whatever the fuck. But this one didn't have a lot of that stuff. Yeah. And it was like quite delightful. in other ways where I was like, oh, look all the fun they're having with all these creature designs. Yeah.

Yeah. It was, I mean, I can talk more about the placement of this and how it lands on another episode. But it, thank goodness. I felt like it was fun. Like, low stakes for a Star Wars film,

which is so important because it just allowed it to be a fun adventure. Yeah. It really felt like I watched like an interesting, and now, like, analysis kind of video on YouTube of like one of these Star Wars nerds. It was like, usually the movie version of something is the big, the big thing that happens. Yeah, like right like the movie. Yeah, sure.

Well, I actually did reference that. Oh. Like that baby tried to kill its new baby friend or whatever. Well, Dill Pickles was almost killed by Tommy. Yeah, that's what I said. But by accident. Oh. The monkeys got off the train, you see.

Okay. And this is like the total opposite. Like these monumental things that happen in the show, like big season arcs. Like even in Manda, in Boba Fett, you see the destruction of Manderlore and all of these like big Star Wars, like canon events. And this movie doesn't really have any of them.

It's just like the story of art some huts. Do you think? And that's fun. For Comic-Con this year, can I come as the Mandaloreali Gilmore? Yes. You know, be like a Mandalorian, but be like, coffee, coffee, coffee. Yes. Yeah.

Amazing. Comic-Con loves mixing two references. Amazing. I'm going to be, can you be mandorori Gilmore? No. You have to be the Gilmore Girls. You can be Rory or you can be Emily. No.

Or you can be Kirk. The town fool. No. Or you can be, um, Sukhi. Suki. Suki. Suki. Suki.

Yeah. Wait, is there a Rogo thing you could be? I don't know. Just shrink yourself down. Yeah. Like Grogu? No, like to be like some show mixed with Grogu. Oh, yeah.

I could be like Grogu Summers and where it'd be Grogu, but with a visor, like Cyclops. How's that? Well, you've got to use the word goo or grow. Goo or grow? So it like rolls into one. Groguzola. Groguzilla. Groozilla.

No, like Mandolore like Gilmore. Giant grogoo. Like Mantilore like Gilmore. Mandilore like Gilmo. Yeah, it's perfect. You know. Yeah. We'll keep workshopping it.

Yeah. We'll go. Anyway, it was fine. Groku. Groku. Groku. I, hmm. I've recently been getting some Instagram ads for what?

It's a rich life we live. Yeah. I'm glad you notice. I often get Instagram ads for like, like, stop it. Or. For like... She sounds like you're getting mail.

Like, you're like, someone wrote to me. Well, wait, is that good a book? My friends at Squarespace sent me another message. They're obsessed with me. I got another ad yesterday. I often get stuff for, like, gym wear, which I don't know why. But they're always like the nerdy, like, be cool at the gym with your, like, Goku t-shirt or whatever. Like that genre of, like, culture kings.

oversized t-shirts or whatever. And I've recently started getting them, but they are like borderline porn. Like you could not wear it in like to Safeway kind of thing. Like borderline porn Dragon Ball Z t-shirts. Wow. And there's this particular one of like Bulma bent over a bed with then, what's his face?

Like the like Rochey like out the window being like, go-hoo. It's crazy. That is crazy. Who is that for? Right? I'm like, no one could wear that at the gym. I mean, depending on how hot.

Scandalabra. Yeah. Oh, true. You're real hot. Yeah. But anyway. So you can do it. That was a good time.

They're offering it to you. You should take it. Yeah. On their offer. Accept your offering. Accept your offer. After your kind, personal message. It's bad.

Um, uh, the, I saw this YouTube thing the other day of how you. AI is now going across YouTube. Oh. And it's this, they've video generated like 25 minute videos where it's like this young, pretty little Instagrammy girl, like doing a selfie camera vlog. And she's like, here I am at the fire of London. And she's walking around the burning streets. And she looks like a, like, Zoomer vlogger.

And then I was like, what the fuck is this? And she's like giving facts. about the fire of London and everything like that. And then like I was like, what's the next one? And it's her in Auschwitz, walking around Auschwitz, in her like vlogger thing being like, hey guys, I'm in Auschwitz today. I need. It's so insane.

And all the comments, which I do not believe are real. But they're all like these people be like, this is actually such a great way for kids to learn about this. Oh my God. They're like, what do you mean? Can I say quickly, speaking of kids learning about things, my friend Tegan sent me, and our other friend, Jess, we were like the three friends in school. Anyway, sent us an album on Apple Music that is the exact version of like Times Tables

that we learned in primary school. And we have spent our entire adult lives trying to find this and she finally found it because her kid needed some help with like times tables or whatever. Not going to use them. But these songs are so good. Go on.

Yeah. Here's a play. Okay, so my favorite, my favorites as a child were like the five's 11 and 12 timetables. Five is like kind of... That was the real fire. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. But listen to this. Two, five, a 10. Three, five's a 15. Four, five's a twenty. Five, five's a twenty-five. Like, it's pretty good. See, that's good.

What about eleven? Oh, they're all different days. Yeah. That is for kids that end up gooning and bathing. Yeah. I'm living proof. And then finally. The 12 was like final boss.

Okay, ready? You ready? I don't like that I don't like that I'm 60 612 12s I'm 72 12

I remember so much Different melodies and They are ingrained Like every time I've ever done At times in my brain That is what I hear Well Zelda

I raise you this Today I've come to Auschwitz in 1944 This already feels very emotional like this is actually the place during it all and I knew this was going to be bad obviously but the first thing I noticed how much is how quietly

this already feels wrong so these buildings they're all the same like literally identical same size same spacing there were like loads of these in each section what the fuck hundreds of people like way more than it was built for if you stand out here you get noticed

and that could get you punished turn it off that is fucking that is fucking That is fucked up. Oh, God. Isn't that crazy? Yes. What is it coming to?

I can't believe she vlogged at Auschwitz. See, don't you... In 1994. Yeah. Remember, like, maybe six months ago I was on my, like, Lotus train, and I was complaining about all the AI Lotus videos. Yeah. And look at where we are now.

Auschwitz. Yeah. Yeah. So... But kids are learning, finally. I think kids learning is probably the weakest excuse for something. And we use it to excuse too much Like who gives us shit

Like go and teach your fucking kids Do you know what I mean If you need that like creepy as fucking vlogger lady I think we're losing more than we're gaining But also what was this fire thing Fire of London What's that? Well listen I know

I can't tell you That's the fire of London There was a great fire of London It burned down Here we go No She is... Okay, people are actually starting to panic now.

Get to the room! What? Here was the fire of London. 1666. What the stop Thomas Pudding Lane. Well, they didn't have phones back then. Oh my God, wait. That's right now! Turn it off. Guys, so today I'm a little bit closer to home.

I'm in London in 1666. This is... Nobody here knows what's about to happen. You will soon, though. But first check out the fit. You only know that it was in that year because you watched this video earlier. There's no play to luck. Maybe it is worth it.

Oh my God. I'm educated. Yeah. Back then everything was just built with wooden straw. And you heard her say, check the fit. She said check the fit. She said check the fit. Oh, my God.

She said no one knows what's about to happen to them. They're about to die. Stop that. In 1666. Nobody here knows what's about to happen. You will soon, though. But first check out the fit. It's just so bad.

Poppy time travels is evil. Poppy's evil. She does nothing to help these people. She just vlogs. Wow. Yeah. That is not my favorite. Lazy.

Yes. Would you destroy the planet? Yes. So Poppy goes back in time. Oh, fuck. And finally develops a conscience, thinking she's going. to help someone.

Yeah. But as she does, her ringlight goes out. And she, that's had a harrowing scream. And as a result, she's seized by the guards. Oh, what god? The guards at Auschwitz. And then her presence there accidentally alters the war because they get a hold of her phone and information about World War II.

Because when she sees, you know, Hitler, she goes, but aren't you dead? And then so she actually becomes like an intel. And so then Judah Poppy's place in history, the kind of butterfly effect, ends with, you know, the Nazis take over an unstable empire that leads to nuclear war and destroys everyone. God. Yeah. So she's...

Poppy. Worse then? Hila. Yeah. She's a rat. Hmm. Yeah. Okay. Well. She also went to Pompeii.

Oh. Yeah. And 40,000 BC. Really? Yeah. She survived there. Oh, okay. Okay. Well, with that being said, let's go on a break.

Hello, and we're back. Hello. Hmm. Okay. Should we start with the one speakhole of the week? Or start with October. Start with the one speakhole. I want to feel close to the listener. Listener, if you're listening to this, we allow people to send us voice messages into our speak holes.

Yes. And then we can answer your questions, deliberate on categories you provide, or just generally laugh at your funny gay voice. Yes. It's time to hear this week's gay voice. Well, speaking of, funnily enough, this week's voice message is from Straight Tom. What? Yes. Well, let's hear what Straight Tom has to say.

Hello, Zelda, Susan, and space car driver Matt. Just a thought that popped into my head as I was listening to one of your podcast episodes of Lake. Dave's gay, Tom! The theme for your costumes for your Medea Awards acceptance, pending acceptance, most likely. Would a good option be going as the celestial goddesses that you are, in a Judy Jetson's type theme that would not be cool potentially maybe question mark

okay thanks bye I guess it would be cool okay let's go what is Judy Jetson I hope you're not imagining us as Judy Jetson I think Gay Tom does think that we are like That's not a celestial goddess

Is not Judy Jetson She couldn't even clean her own fucking house Is that from the Jetsons? Wow Yeah Isn't that Jane Jetson? Uh, Jane's the mom. Judy's the daughter. Judy? Jane named her daughter Judy. Jane and Judy?

Hmm. It's the future, honey. Women can have names. Um, well, jokes on you gay, Tom, because I sorted out our Medea's costumes out here today, actually. I feel like we can let the listeners know. What do they care? True. Are you down? I'm down. Oh, don't you think it'll be so fun? I think everything is fun. Oh my God.

Okay, so I, we're going to go as demons. Demons. Demon creatures from. But like hot, cunty. Yeah, hot cunty, like rock chick demons. With like, yeah, mechanical wings and horns. 80s glam rock demons. Yes.

How fun. What color does you want, do you want your skin base to be? I think I want it to be quite like pallid, like, like almost bluey yellow, white, kind of. Yep, up, yep. Very, the descent. Yeah. But then with glam rock elements and pink nails and big tits. Yes.

Yes, to all of that. Would that be so fun, two little demons at the corner hotel in Richmond? What will I go away then? Yeah, well, I think you're going to have to come as an imp. Yeah. On some kind of fabulous. I'm glad you said imp. Or maybe you could be a princess that we have locked in a cage.

Yes. That we poke with a stick. Yes. You could be our prisoner. You're trying to fatten me up for the stew. you. Yes. No, we're trying to skinny you down for the runway competition that we have in hell.

Go out there and work it, Cassandra. Get it? Girl. See what I did that? Now, Zelda, if we have impish demonic wings, what are we going to do with them? Flapp them? So they're not in people's way. No, that's why it's funny.

Zelda, we can't. No, that's good. That's why it's so good. Zelda, that room is impossible to see in already. I know. That's why it's so funny. I don't think everyone is going to find that so funny. Especially when we expand them out. Oh, my God.

Like, I'm sorry. That wig over there is quite big. It's not as big as the wingspan of two demons next to each other. Oh, Lordy Lucifer. Okay. So, G.T. sadly, like, thank you for the, okay, listener, everyone, we play Daggerheart with a gay Tom and a straight Tom. So gay Tom has masqueraded unsuccessful weather as straight Tom on this speakhole. You'd have known if it was straight Tom because he wouldn't have sounded so much like our favourite.

What does he sound like? He sounds like, oh, hey gosh, strike Tom. Yeah. Um, but that's good. Okay. Well, with that being said, let's, um, have another little break. Listen to a lot to every one. Hello, there.

Welcome back. That was a good, easy one. Now you're going to make it to your dick appointment. I will. Allegedly. Who knows? It's not even. It's fine.

Do you want this dick or not? Yeah. I'm curious to see what he's like six years later. What do you mean? See if it's changed. You've changed. I don't know. He was always, I don't know.

I'm curious to see him. Yeah. Who knows? What are you going to talk about? Atads? Maybe. He could enjoy a Star Wars. Oh.

Yeah. Okay. So, First topic today, Lais's Susan. Oh, this is a good one because this is what we talk about quite a bit in my life. What kind of cloth that you used to wipe things up with? Yeah. Because I think I'm really torn sometimes about whether to buy paper towelettes.

Oh. Because they are so convenient in so many ways. And sometimes you do need a disposable thing. Yeah. Well, in my opinion. but my husband has exercised chucks completely from the laundry list, the shopping list, which I think I haven't really felt the loss of chucks. Chucks is in like a rail?

A roll of blue chucks. Oh, great. In the house? What? In like your house? We used to get, I used to get chucks many minutes ago, but now I don't get chucks anymore. You're not allowed to. No, well, he made a good point.

Yeah. He was like, we didn't need chugs. Yeah. But, um, but there is a place that you do need like, well, you want to just like wipe and throw. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. A wipe and throw is good. Especially with a three-year-old. Oh, yeah. I. In a one week old.

Ooh. There's lots of things you need to throw. Yeah. Like, you just like, get the shit away. Away. Um, I don't. wipe and throw I'm not a wipe and throw of people I'm not I have never

You're a wipe and wash Like yes She's a wipe and washer To the point where I don't really have Like a box of tissues in the house Like I would just You'd have a hanky No

You have toilet paper Yeah I would use toilet paper Because like Yeah Oh come on Matt Don't be stupid It's the same thing But

It depends on what fancy Style of toilet paper you're buying Well I'm gay So that is somewhere I invest. Also, what... You have shares in toilet paper, do you? She has shares in a nice tight, clean hole. You go, girl.

Well, I hated that. But also it's like tissues get real. Yeah. What's wrong with the tissue? I just think that that's like two, like when toilet paper's right there. Yeah. And toilet paper's in abundance. Tissue paper. Tissues when you run out, that's so annoying.

I like to use a tissue on my nose. I can't use toilet paper on my nose. She's scratching. Well, you've got to like, you can't, you can't rub and rub and rub and rub. No. But you have a cold. Oh, darling, get over it. But when I had, I had a friend staying with me earlier in the year, and he relied so heavily on, like, wipe and throw that he ended up getting, like, paper, roll for the kitchen. Yeah. And then I still have some there, but I haven't touched it since he left.

Yeah. I'm just like, what's that? Do you know when else you need a bit of a paper towel? When you're trying to clean glass. Well, I've got my glass macrophibers. I hate microfiber. The texture is so unsatisfactory. It's awful. They absorb so much water there. Yeah, but where does it go? They also leave all this lint. Yeah. So they're not good for it. No, no, no, no. Even a clean one, it's leaving shit.

And so like that's when that's why on glass, if you want it to not leave streaky lint. Yeah. You need to just be able to polish with like something that is very, I don't know. Yeah. Low pile. When I worked at the Cartoon Club, um, we used to wipe down all the mirrors in the venue at the end of the night.

with like newspaper. Yeah, that's a good way to do it. Yeah, because that really works. And we get newspaper now, so we do actually use that a bit more. You get the newspaper? Yeah, I got Kudgeona subscription. Wow. For Christmas.

I had it like... Does he read it? Yeah. It was that, it's actually been, I think, a really good gift in the long run. But there was that Christmas where it was like the last episode of Drag Race came out on the 20th. So I was crowned on the 20th. and so I was like, Jesus fucking Christ, I have not done any Christmas shopping because the whole of December has been taken up with screenings and preparing things and like merchandise sales and all of this stuff, which was incredible. But it meant that like it was literally like the 23rd of December before I started thinking like, what the fuck am I getting?

Curgeon and my dad and da-da-da. And so I was like, oh, well, I can. get them a magazine and like paper subscription. And do you know what? I stand by it as a last minute gift. And I think on the day, it's impossible to like hide the disappointment. Yeah. Because people like, what the fuck?

Thank you. Thank you for this thing that I don't get to enjoy it all today. But then every month or every Saturday or whatever, they get their paper and they think, oh, that's nice. And they think of you. That is nice My dad's getting sight and sound magazine from the UK And I think he really enjoys that too

Sight and sound I know they haven't figured out touch yet It's okay It smells What is a stench Smell magazine Stench mag Take a whiff

Smell this beautiful Bucksum babe A bit more than sniff That's two birds of one stone Yeah touch The touch of scratching Um, okay, so, so, yeah, like in my, I use my, it's my house and I live here. Um, I have like knitted funnels from my mum. So that's what I use.

That's all. No, I, like, I, that's what you use for what? For wiping, like things that have spilled on the floor. So your mom knitted. cloths. Yeah, they're like from like a hardy yarn or something. Yeah. And then I also have an IKEA one that's green.

And how do you clean them? In the washing machine. And do you find that the grease stays in them? No. They just, it comes out every time. Yeah. But I wash them in pretty much every load because like disgusting. Like same with tea towels.

Like I use tea towels and the like cloth, like the dish cloth. and wash them every time I put in a load of washing. With your other washing? Yeah. You just throw like a kitchen mess laden thing in with your gorgeous, you know, work shots and things. Yeah. Silky.

That's crazy, Zelda. You're getting away with murder. It's going to get washed. They're all still living together for that short time. Yeah, but you know what? What? It's okay. Listen, yeah.

I don't think I've complained about this. Oh, go on. I used to get Fab. Frangipani. Oh, Zelda. It was like the black with the purple, the Frenchapani fab. So that is what I used for my whole adult life. I don't know why, but that's just it.

Then it's been like discontinued or there was a moment where it was or something. And then I, this was not that long ago, maybe six months, maybe 10, who could say? Anyway, doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. I wouldn't go that far. but I had to get like Omo and when I got Omo it was $30,

$30, nor my normal friend of... For a box, you did the powder, do you do the liquid? Oh, box powder. Okay. Yeah, please. But wait, this is why I wanted to talk about this on the podcast. So the fab...

Oh, I was going to say this for which perforated thing gets into the bunker. But the fab box, you know how those like powder boxes have like the... pull the tab here. Yeah, you're opening the mouth. It would always fuck up. Yeah.

I bought that thing for 15 years. Every single box was ruined. Yeah. And so this one day it was all sort out or whatever the fuck. I was like, okay, Omo, I'll give it a try.

Better be worth it for $3.0. I can't believe you're, these are like just too. Anyway, go on me. It's insane. No, but like these also like these brands,

they don't suit the rest of your, buying. No, that's true. They're so bizarre. Yeah. Because like, you know, you have the finest homewares, the most gorgeous skin care, the most fabulous makeups, all the most expensive things money can buy. And then what are you, you're slumming it with fag and homo? I wouldn't. But I don't, well, I don't know. But anyway, then the omobox arrives. From where? What? Where did you order it? Like, Safeway.com. Oh, you get all you deliver it. I don't drive.

Oh, how nice. Oh, my God. I do like one big order of a lot. Nothing but the best. Fucking hell. And then I'm like, okay, great. Do you have a list saved on the website? Yeah.

And do you change it week to week? Or do you just say, let's just give this one another spin? No, I got to go through and check before I commit. That's a bit of fun. But I have all sorts of lists. I have like. We can talk about this. Are we on a little time?

Yes. Anyway, there I was in my laundry, opening this omar box. And can I tell you, listener, not a single issue. The perforation peeled back perfectly, got around both corners.

The box opened immaculately like a funny crocodile. And it was, there's no going back. And I'm now on like, my third or fourth box of Omo. Good. And that's it. Once I even got it for half price, that's $15.

But... But doesn't, I don't you just... The smell is too much. For Omo? Well, I don't know from Omo. Wow. Omo, it turns out, smells less than the Frenchapani. Yes.

Fully enough. Everything does. And cleans so much better. So much better. So I really, in my like, Omo era, have no issue with washing my... disgusting dishcloth that I use for spills. I'm looking at Fab right now and I understand why you were buying this

because it looks like insanely like homosexual. It looks like J-Lo visualiser. The Fab Frangipani, wait, I want to look. Floating purple satin on a starry sky. Yeah. No. Okay.

Okay. Well, I think it will kind of as no surprise. But I used to be a hardcore eco-store girl. The geranium. Yeah. I love that geranium scent. And then Kergin has been like, we can't live this life.

Oh, I see. What are you doing? Yeah. And then he got us onto the Bossisto's sensitive laundry powder, which is the like slight eucalyptus scent. Oh, that's what I now use to clean my makeup brushes. That posistas. Bossistas, the powder, which I actually really like, and it's an Australian brand.

And it's, if you do not, I, because, like, I, like, any fragrance on fabric, like, that's really strong, I just cannot handle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, like, and also, I think sometimes I have quite bad reactions, like, my skin can, can kind of get a bit crazy when it comes sensitive. Sensitive. So, like, God, no, if I had, like, a, something that was French, Japan. sent on me all day,

I would... I'd feel like vomiting. So what about... What are we going to put in the bunker? Well, I love a fresh paper roll. Like, shh. And I also love that Viva ad. You remember that Viva ad

where that Italian woman is cooking pasta sauce and it splashes up on her? And then it says, and then she starts dancing with her husband. They're both still allowed. enjoying the retirement, making pasta sauce, the authentic Italian way, back from the home country. And then it says, life's messy. Clean it up with Viva.

That's great. And I think that is so true. Do we just put that Italian couple in? Cleaning it up with Viva. They have to clean it up with Viva. That's the point. I just think the ad is like telling you, you don't need to be perfect. You're going to dance with your beautiful husband until the day you die.

You're going to enjoy the fresh Napoli sauce. But life can be messy. Yeah. Clean it up with Viva. Was it like V messy? Life's V messy. Yeah. Clean it up with Viva.

Yeah. I love. Well, I don't know what that means. Yeah. No, but that predated when we said Viva. It did. It did. Vessi.

Oh, Vessi. Life's very messy. Clean it up with Viva. Viva. Do your part. Oh. Hmm, cool. Yeah.

Okay. All right. Life's be messy. Wait, so we're going to put them in as well. They can come. Excellent. They can come too. Okay.

Okay. We'll be right back. Right back. Oh. And they're back. Okay. Welcome back, listen. I hope you're doing well.

Have you corrupt yourself a cup of tea? Oh. You need the caffeine, darling. Wake up. All right. Some people fall asleep to this. Have you heard that? That is a haunting revolution

I've been told by a few people that they use this to go to sleep Oh You would just be talking in their ears It's sleeping I know we should actually try and influence This is they'll be asleep by now Yes

It's the witch you girls Send us some money Send money We would like $10,000 in cash Thousand Yeah 10,000 paper rolls No paper rolls

We just want the money I'll choose what I want Hey my skin feels so good After that face mask Yeah Feel free to send more beauty products. Yeah, I love that kind of stuff. I like of the smell.

That kind of lack of the smell. Lacey, what's the final topic for today? You tell me. Oh, no. Matt, you tell us. It's the tea. What's the tea? What's the tea?

Tell me what's the tea. What's the tea? What's the tea? I can't believe we chose this instead of over which horsemen of the apocalypse gets in. Yeah, true. Are you fucking crazy? Probably. We can't do two domestic,

fucking categories in one week. Cleaning cloths and tea. Yeah. Well, we can park tea and do Apocalypse. All right. All right. All the new tea for the studio.

For fuck sake, Matt. That wasn't on us. Maybe you should have bought some apocalypse, horseman. Okay. So they're from the Bible. What? Chapter 6 of the Book of Revelation

in the New Testament. It's Gambit. As the Lamb of God unseals seven scrolls four divine beings, sounds familiar, ride out on different colored horses. They symbolize the terrors that precede the end of the world. Okay, the white horse is conquest slash pestilence. I hate when this happens, and it's often, I think, like just translation, but when things get the slash, it's like, what are you? Conquest or pestilence? The other ones don't, they just have one mission, but whatever. Pestilence, often depicted.

as a figure of conquest wielding a bow and a crown, some early Christian interpretation associate this writer with the spread of the gospel, while secular and dark interpretations tie him to the Antichrist or a plague. I like that reading. And I can't wait to see what puppy has to say about this. Oh my God. The red horse war. The rider holds a large sword and has given the power to take away peace,

representing violent, conflict, and bloodshed. I too have the power to take away peace. The black horse, famine. Carrying a pair of balances, not a weapon, scales. This writer represents extreme scarcity, economic collapse, and famine. The pale horse, death. Pale. Riding a sickly greenish pale horse.

This figure represents death personified. In the biblical text. Hades, what? Hades, say what? Hades isn't it in the Bible? this Google fucking translation doesn't really help yeah anyway anyway onto the X-Men and Apocalypse

Oh Jesus Christ Apocalypse obviously being one of the first mutants There's been like this long Convaluted chain of like horsemen appointing for mutants His horsemen And at one point Gambit was a horseman At one point Angel was a horseman

You'll famously know of Ah I'm sorry Archangel Of course We're both so excited about this topic But I can't even get the words out But the archangel design is so ugly

I hate it I kind of hate Angel anyway I just think Angel's a boring character Because of what it did to Buffy Worthington Worthington Worth is original

But but yeah I think that the resurrecting gambit as a horseman of apocalypse is how they're going to bring him back into X-Men 97 season two wouldn't you say Susan I would thank you I would say that pestilence is my choice what do you love about pestilence it's um less understood than like famine like I get it war I got it infectious disease yeah but like that's fun

no one calls a pestilence what do you think about War. Like, is there a world where we pick war? Yeah, maybe. I just also feel like that's the one that, like, the lads would like. War. What is it? When he heard the second seal, no, when he broke the second seal, I heard the second living creature saying, come. Excuse me?

And another, a red horse went out. And to him who sat on it, it was granted to take peace from Earth. And that men would slay one another, and a great sword was given to him. Ah, they all got swords. A great sword or a sword? Was it a great sword? Lowercase, G, great. Oh, okay.

A great big fucking sword. Well, that would be a great sword. I'm not scared of swords. That's good. Get over it. Get real. I've never seen anyone killed by a sword. That's me neither, I guess.

Bring it back. Yeah. Matt, what's one's your favorite? I'm just reading about them. There's a lot of different meanings. But I like the pale horse. Yeah, you can't really go past that. When the lamb opened the fourth seal,

I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, Come! I looked and there before me was a pale horse. Its rider was named Death, and Hades was. following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague and by the wild beasts of the earth.

See, there's like... There's a bit of pestil that's in there. Yeah, like, DV, you got it all. Death can get the job done. And that pale horse is... The rest are just horses, let's be real. Yeah, but the pale horse, that's mysterious. That's unique.

Thanatos is... the Greek name. Thanatos? Thanatos. He's the only one of whom the text itself explicitly gives a name. Unlike the other three, he has not described as carrying a weapon or other object.

Instead, he is followed by Hades, which apparently happened in the Bible too, despite not being the same concept as the Greek God and his abode in the Greek mythology, but simply to the place of the dead in Greek language, it was influenced by both as the intermediate

realm. God, I don't know what that fuck. I think not carrying a weapon is so chic when you are death. Well, however, illustrations commonly depict him carrying a side. Oh, wow. He is no different than typical portrayals of death and is the only horseman who does not appear to be a human, which is also cute.

Wait, so we're going to put in the pale horse and death? Yes. Oh, that's good. Yeah, well, then the horseman. If anything, we wouldn't allow the horse. Wait, no, what? We should absolutely put the horse in. Maybe we don't need a horse.

You can't be a horse. Well, don't you think this means the horse gets fed to the meg? The bale horse. In with the meg, she goes. She hasn't been on screen, I don't presume. Oh, true, she's not a famous animal. Thank you. But no, she is.

No. Okay. Because those would be the film versions. Those filmy horses. We love a famous horse. Yes. No! Mr. Ed

Hmm. Um, that's good. What if the, yeah, death road Mr. Ed. So he was meant,

he, I'm reading, I'm reading more. Oh. It says death's commission was to kill upon the Roman earth with all of the four judgments

of God with sword, famine, pestilence and wild beasts. I love wild beasts as part of it. Yeah. There seemed to just be so much more death by wild beast. back in the good old days

Puppy hasn't told me about that yet but she will Fences Hey guys I'm here with wild beasts Now Mr. Beast Oh my god That's how I say

Mr. Beast in my house Why? I don't know I think I said it one day And I was like Is that not the theme song And then I realized He didn't have a theme song

And then I was like You should send it to him He might make it Mr. Beast Why are you saying it with a slight accent I don't know why. This is how it came.

But do you think he's the horseman of the apocalypse? Mr. Beast? Mr. Beasts? No. It must be just at least one of the wild beasts. Yeah. Wild beast killed on Mr. Beale. And it says that the way he's depicted is with Hades following him,

jaws open and receiving the victim slain by death. So he just goes around killing everyone. And then Hades just eats them again. So I'm going to say if I was going to cast YouTube as like Mr. Bees as the horseman of the apocalypse, I would put Jimmy Donaldson as death followed by those weird gimpy boys that are Hades. And then I would say that famine is Jeffrey Starr. war is trisha peters because she's like pro IDF and whatever and then pestilence is

oh it's got to be one of those gays that had parties while COVID was happening why does mr. Bess smile like that I know and since he got those new teeth he's got those terrifying chomper's why does he why you know how the smile doesn't meet the eyes His eyes are just like, they're going to see, they're going to notice you're just a man in a flesh suit. Oh, God, it's so scary. It's scary.

He really is scary. What do you think, Mr. The dick is like. Mr. Beast Jimmy Donaldson, um, not good. I think it's not good. There's no way. There's no way. There's no way.

You should watch those meat cats. Canyon videos of Mr. Bees. I have seen the... What is Meat Canyon? It's a really horrific online animated series. Oh my God. And Mr. Beast, when they animate Mr. Beast, he just looks like an absolute serial killer.

Oh, my. Actually, maybe David D'Urück is pestilence. But he's kind of not relevant anymore. That's crazy. I don't know what you're talking about. Mr. Beasts. So I'll say it once. Okay.

Say, girl. Fucking out. Wait. Just tried, girl. Mr. Beast. Is that good? Yeah.

Mr. Bees. Yeah. Sounds slightly racist. What? I was following the way that Lazy was saying it. Mr.

Gould. No, no, that's not racist. It's just when Zeldiv does it. What? Yeah. God, you're terrible. Which race was I against?

Yeah, just generally. Oh, my God. And there was a front to all. Yeah. Yeah, wow. Okay, I think death. Pale Horse, that's classy. That's nice.

Also, I think like... Another Skellington? Another Skellington. We're collecting up some bones. Some old bones. But what were you going to say? Sorry, I interrupted you. I can't remember.

Oh, no. Hey, I talked to that in confidence. I talked to that in confidence. Can you believe that, though? Every box that I've had since has peeled off perfectly. I just want to know what, like, why is that technology that Fab is not embracing? Right. But, like, do you think that it's like, oh, we have to use strands of asbestos in order for it to rip correctly?

Oh, I'll take the wrist. Yeah, well, yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Okay. Oh Oh I'll take the wrist

Yeah, you know Okay Well, that's really good I'm glad we just solved that I can't believe we did that speak pipe You guys should be Judy Jeter No Leave Tee alone

Sorry gay Tom But you just don't get it. Oh, my God. No, Judy Jetson. What? Do you have something to say? No. Say it in the fake vibe.

Say it. It's addictive once you get into it. And then every time someone says Mr. Beets later on, you're going to get, Mr. Bees. They're like, are you okay? Oh, I have enough. Welcome back to Beast Games. We put the smartest against the stupidest. Are they going to do a season?

three? I think so. I think that show is ridiculously successful for them. It's so ugly. And it's so Christian. Oh, God. Yeah. They're a false idol. So is that great. Jamie. Jemmy. Jimmy. Jimmy. Jimmy Donaldson. Okay. And his weird gimps. So, spoiler alert for the Medea's. There'll be two demons and an imp amongst John. Then, of course. Actually, I think they've Listener needs to tell us, is Matt going to be an imp or a princess? Yes, you tell us. We can do one of those princess cone hats. Princess.

We'd like the tassels coming out at the end. Yeah. Yes. Did you say, bro? What did you say? Yeah, bro. Why? One of those tassels?

No, like, I don't want to make you look bad. I think if we have to, if the challenge is to make you look like a princess, yeah, I think that that's a thing. then we have to make you look like really beautiful. Oh, pretty pointets. It's my first night in drag. I've got to look beautiful. That's so many people always do on their first night in drag.

Do I have to do my own makeup? No. No, we'll do. But you'll have to bring your own human-sized cage. Do you have that? One from my child. Oh, good. We could cut two Great Dane, like, sleeping cages together at Weldom.

Have you been seeing that man that's a gimp? Excuse me. Oh, he's not a gimp, but he's, like, got a mistress. No. And he's, like, an Australian guy, and he's like, is he Australian? He's like, this is where I live with my mistress. Oh. And she has, like, a king-sized bed, and they've had it custom built.

So beneath it is a cage where he sleeps. And then... Wait, under the mattress? It's like, the bed frame itself is a cage. And it's got, like, a little mattress under there. And then he was like, oh, we've added a mattress. just so it's a bit more comfy for me. I'm like, she's doing a bad job.

Oh my God. Did you, did you watch Euphoria's episode seven? I've been seeing the tweets about what happened in that episode. Well, it was, it now came out a week and a half ago, listeners, so get real and keep up. So they bury Nate alive into a, like, coffin. With a speak pipe.

With a speak hole. And then a rattlesnake falls down it, and he did. Yeah. That's crazy. It's crazy. One day you're alive, the next day you're being buried alive. Yeah. And then the next day, there's a snake in there with you, and then you're dead.

Yeah. That's so crazy. But also, it's like, I guess you've got two episodes to really leave your mark. Yeah. That guy wasn't going to do anything else. No. It was really well shot, and like the tension was so like, I like couldn't watch the screen. Yeah.

Because like the snake comes down and then it's just like stithering around. Like, oh my God. I would not like that to be in that situation. I've got to tell you. Hey, same. I don't want to be in our little coffin with a rattlesnake. Yeah. Slythering around.

Not since Buffy. But why do you think the snake bit him? Well, that's the thing. It actually doesn't make any sense. What do you mean? Because like snakes don't bite like that. Like just randomly. No.

Also, they don't just like go down a pipe. A pipe. No. None of it. Yeah. Because like, yeah, they see a pipe and they think. Yeah. And also like, it was kind of obvious where they flipped it out for a boa.

I reckon if I was a snake, I would love to go down a pipe. But you can't get back up a smooth PVC pipe if you're a snake. And there was a lip. There was a lip. Like, there wasn't much of a lip. But like the snake had to go up and into the pipe. I just do not believe. How did Cassie and how did old Sydney Sweeney find him?

They dig him out because they know. Like, by the time they've struck the deal and paid back the junky people or whatever. Oh, they paid him? Yeah. Oh, here's the issue. That's the thing. They paid him the $1 million. And then they dug him out.

And then it was like, oh, shit, he did. And did they get their money back? No. Well, they kind of did. But now Maddie is indebted to the gangster. It was a whole thing. I don't know about this. But, wow.

Is Sydney okay? Where did she get a million dollars? For Maddie. and she got it from the club owner. But now the club owner owns them as well. Even Sydney? Yes.

That's not going to work out well for her ambitions to be on a soap opera. No, well, it got cancelled because they found out she was doing pornography. The show got cancelled?

No, her casting in the show. Can you believe that? I can't. Yeah. But they knew that. Yeah, but then it was too risky

for the network. That's fair enough. She was doing a lot of pornography. Who that thought? falls back on. What? The sister. Because, like...

Maud. Yeah. I didn't know that that's the sister's name. No, well, that's the actress who's playing here. Oh, her name is Maud? Maud Appetal. Maud, Jada Appetal's daughter. What?

Yeah. And Leslie Mann's daughter. Leslie Mane. From freaks and Greeks. Cool. Thank you for listening to this week's episode. Thank you so much to listening to our Euphoria Pod. I don't know what we're going to do now that Euphoria is almost over.

What is our pod going to be about? No, we'll start doing a... retrospective of season one episode one. Wouldn't you say? I think we must. Okay. Does that all get into something? Yeah.

Like that snake got into that speakhole. Oh no. We don't put a snake in our speakhole. Yeah. Wait. I'd love to get some speakholes from animals. I wouldn't. I don't want to hear from those little fuckers.

Okay. Okay. Thanks for listening. Goodbye. See you later. Death everyone was recorded at Natural Habitat Studios by Matt Shears Our theme song and music was provided by Edie Centric and Angus Leslie If you have something to say to us, send it to us at Death or Everyone, part of Tumol.com

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