Death To Everyone - Death To… Conservatives, Herbs & Victoria’s Secret

Episode Date: August 11, 2025

HI - how r u? We are discussing conservatives/republicans today... Which one gets in? We need some right-wing conspirators to shake up our artsy-fartsy lefties that are in the bunker already. Also Herbs... we need one. And then Victoria's Secret... Which secret gets into our bunker? She has so many, its tough to choose... Tsu Lange Yor to you. Follow us, won't you? ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/deathtoeveryone⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.instagram.com/deathtoeveryonepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.instagram.com/mslazysusan⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.instagram.com/zeldamoon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Death To Everyone is recorded at Natural Habitat Studios by Matt Sheers. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.naturalhabitatstudios.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our theme and music was provided by Edie Centric and Angus Leslie. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.instagram.com/ediecentric⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ www.instagram.com/pir_ingi103

Turn to everyone Wait the fuck up Wait the fucker Hello everyone Welcome back to the show I do need to know that this is the now official opening It comes from a US dash cam

From a truck driver Yeah And it goes something like this Wait the fuck up Wait the fuck up Wake the fuck up this morning Yeah Can I

Dash cams Yeah could I just get from everyone Wake the fuck up Come on everyone let's wake it up Yeah Wake the fuck up Wake the fuck up This morning

Yeah Yeah that's I was scanning through TikTok, I was delighted to see some car crashes. And then, what? You know? Yeah. It relieves attention to see the car crashes. Yeah.

Like that film, crash. Oh, mama. Yeah. We could talk about that. Yeah. Fuck in the plane. Fucking the plane. In the car.

Fucking in the car. Yeah. After you fit your leg brace into the car. True. I forgot about the leg brace. So good. Listen, there's a couple of films called Crash. It's up to you to find out which one we're talking about.

Yeah. The good crash. Yeah. So, yeah, I saw these car crashes on the dash cam. And I was like, I wonder if there's more where this came from. Turns out, internet, full of them. And then I went on US car crash dash cam. And I got to see so many car crashes.

And one of them opens with that incredible soundbites. it does need to be at the start of a Christine Aguilar album. Wait the fuck up! Hey! Dumb, don't know what the man can get back to you. You're the other guy at the third, a lot of two. And I'm... Hey, no other man by you.

Ain't all the member And my name's Zelda Moon And I'm lazy Susan And this is death to everyone A show within a show Within a show about a show Yeah About two celestial goddesses

Played by incredible drag queens Played Played Like we have a mortal role as drag queens I don't know Yes, yes I say Yeah It's a lot to one pick here

Yeah But two celestial goddesses And we select What will survive the apocalypse and go into our doomsday bunker only the best contents of humanity will make it into the bunker or at least that's the old premise of the show now we do dash cam review this dash cam comes to us from albuquerque new mexico a man is driving a four-wheeler do you remember uh maybe like two years ago i was dating we're dating went on a few dates

with that... I was married, not LTR. With that finance guy, that super boring guy from... He worked in finance. Ah. You remember? Yeah.

Yeah. 6-5, blue eyes? No. But one of the times that he was at my house and we were talking about, you know, the YouTube algorithm and like, oh, ha-ha-ha, how exposing, ha-ha. And he's like, oh, mine's just all dash-cam videos.

I watch, like, all these different channels and they have like monthly reviews. You could watch them day by day or you can just wait for the monthly review and then just sit down for a good half hour and catch up. It's like, what? And then he put on some

that were like Australian and it's really engaging content, I must say. And as someone who doesn't have their license, I feel like I'm ready after watching that. I know what not to do. Well, exactly. You've got to wake the fuck up. Yeah.

Wake the fuck up! Matt, is your car equipped with a dash cam? Hello. Oh, yeah. This is our space car driver, Matt. I like, yeah. I'm currently driving through space. I've got my dash cam on in case we have an accident.

I can show it in court. Is that what they use them for? Yeah, it's for insurance purposes. I think that's fucking gross. What? What? Just like. I just hate that as the premise.

Like, I fitted out my car with the security camera just in case. Like, I'll relax. It can really come in handy. I'll relax. I mean, listen, I don't have a dash cam. But I've seen it because sometimes people, like, if you get run into it at a specific, like, specific angle, the insurer will think that it's your fault. And without your dash cam to protect you.

And also, without those dash cams, we wouldn't have seen that meteor flying over Russia What? Wake the fuck up, Darren. You know how there was like because, you know, that meteor came down, burnt up in the atmosphere

and it was like crashed down in Russia and the only reason that this recorded footage of it and I think it was like one of the first ever meteors recorded on camera was because with someone's dash cam because of the dash cam. Cool.

It's capturing all the best entertainment. Well, I mean, that's why I've always loved dash cams. I think they're essential. And without them, that finance bro would have been radicalized into Nazism. He, you remember because he has, he lived with his parents and they had chickens. Do you remember that? Josh Thomas. Oh.

Anyway, it doesn't matter. I have Alzheimer's. He was at one of our gigs like, not. night with a twink and I went up to him and I was like hello I see this is why it didn't work out he was like who the fuck are you and I was like all right I'm in drag it's like I'm cane and he was like oh I was like well now I see your type I could never be a 20 year old twink I know and just like that has just been cancelled yeah it does feel like a scene in and just like that it's me move in which

Which are the sex in the city gals, or just like that gals, are most likely to do drag, like to have, like, the makeover. No, sorry, let me rephrase. To go on drag you. Drag you. There's a contestant. To have their... Who are the new divas?

I forget their names. The Siberian husky. There's Lisa. There's terrifying blue eyes. There's Lisa. Yeah. like the one with the like cunty bob was she the one with the blue eyes yes they and then this haunting yes and then there's seema sema's my favorite sema is fucking amazing although her

storyline does not make sense she's a real estate agent and she's got a brown car that's her personality and then there's the other two which i don't care about wait there's more yeah but they got cut who were they there was the one who was like the professor or whatever Oh, yeah. But she's, like, not in this final season at all. Oh, wow. And then there's, the other one was the podcast one, KD. Oh, Chee.

Chee. Chee. Yeah. Yeah. Goodbye. Anyway. Yeah, so which one's doing drag? Che Diaz would be on drag you in a heartbeat.

That's not the fun answer I wanted. But can't you imagine it? Yes. Like, famous podcaster, and stand-up comedian. Che Diaz comes in and tells a queer story on drag you. Yeah. Well. Yeah.

This one outlasted. Seema would not put up with that shit. Seymar, like, what a fabulous character. I'd love to see that actor in some other stuff because she's got such a vibe. Yeah, there's not a lot on the page for Seymour, but she really brings it. Yes. And you haven't watched any of the season three. I watched the first episode.

Oh, so you saw the hat, finally. The hat, that glorious hat. And I also tricked, because my sister had not seen any of, and just like that. And she used to watch a lot of Sex and City. And she's like, I can't, Robbie, I can't do it. And then, like, she was over at my house and I was like, well, maybe we could watch an episode of Jen just like that. And then she's like, I haven't seen any of it. I'm like, I think we just need to.

And then we watched the first episode of season three. And I was like, I knew what was going to come next. Which was that next time I spoke to her, she was like, so I've watched all of it. Because I needed to see how bad it was. And she was like, it's incredible. Yeah. It's so bad. It's like terrible, but it's kind of fun to just, like, have on.

Did you see the SJP post? Yes. Amazing. Just. Amazing. Just. All those words spaced out. I need to say, just quickly, my phone is blowing up because I posted a picture of my television screen.

Finish the sentence on Instagram. That is mounted on the wall. That is mounted on the wall. In a curious height. People are like, why is your TV mounted so low? It's mounted at sitting height, you free? so that when you are sitting, it is in your eye line and you're not straining your neck. This is why people are mounting their televisions above their fucking fireplaces and thinking

that it's okay, because it shouldn't be that high. Do you think that guests at your house are on board with you exposing their double chins while watching TV? Or do you think they're betrayed by it? They shouldn't be exposing their double chins. They should have like a perfectly level chin. there's no straining up or down it's a perfect straight ahead

and also it means when you're lying down you can do a lie down and it's not going to twist your neck I mean like I've watched content on that TV it's a perfectly acceptable height listener yes it just at the moment because the wall is not filled out

with a bunch of other picture frames that take up the top half negative space it does look curious I'll give you that but it is about where you should be watching your television from the majority of Australians and Americans have their televisions too high. Too high. Do you like, when you go to the cinema, you love the front row? That's not the case here. I'm saying when I go to the cinema, the seats are

raked, so I'm looking at the screen at eye height, at the center of the screen. It's intentional. That's the point of like how cinema works and I did not spend three years at one of our finest arts institutions learning about the art of cinema to be told by Nikita Iman how to mount a television because the only thing that she knows how to mount is her fiance's dick um on that oh wait she gets on it she gets over the other thing um I fucking hate growing at IMAX that screen is too big. I was listening to the CEO of IMAX doing an interview the other day

because do you know IMAX makes up 1% of the world's cinema screens but takes 3% of cinema revenue. Wow. But they just opened pre-sales to The Odyssey, the new Christopher Nolan adaptation of Homer's Odyssey. Yeah. A year before the film comes out in IMAX

and they sold out. Put in another session. you got time yeah no but they were doing like a for the geeks pre-sale of like an event screening yeah um but isn't that crazy yes that is crazy and other cinema owners are starting to get a bit miffed because they're like well we don't have iMacs and iMacs is a proprietary technology that's like well why on all your posters are you advertising for just one cinema's output instead of all of us who are buying your product yeah but to the people who bought those tickets Don't you think that cinema kind of sucks?

I think the one in Melbourne. Because you have to turn your head to see everything. The one in Melbourne is crazy. The one in Melbourne is insane. It's the largest, it's the second largest IMAX screen in the world. Mm-hmm. Currently, I think. Sure.

It's the largest in the southern hemisphere, certainly. It's the largest in the world. It's not. She's like, wake the fuck up. Oh, my God. Yeah. But you get in there and this, I think there might be one. good seat in that entire cinema and it's too big and they need a center row it because there's

no way to escape once you get into the sea yes and the films they show there are always tenant and it's either that or a documentary on sea lions yeah or avatar i'd much rather go to the sphere it used to be just like weird documentaries yeah yeah yeah because like you know what happens like When you shoot on an IMAX camera, like, you need, it's a giant camera. Most cameras shoot onto, like, a sensor plate that is, like, I don't know, the size of a little, like, keychain, you know. Sure. Like, you'd imagine, like, a keychain size.

And then, like, up from there, you might shoot onto, like, the size of, I don't know, a small wedding invitation. What are they? units of measurement. That's a standard in where you're from again? But then, but then like for the IMAX camera you're shooting

onto like a much larger sensor. Like a boogie board size? Not a boogie board side, but like kind of like a spring wedding invitation. Like an invitation to some sort of underground rave or something. But yeah, so the sensor is so large

and just all the mechanisms inside have to become larger as a result including like the fans used to cool everything down and so it's quite a loud camera I just say sounds noisy it's noisy indeed quiet on set camera can't yeah but yeah so it's a real fucking bitch to shoot with particularly if you're like trying to shoot things that require

like steady cam or like running around jumping out of planes but okay so like I don't understand what you're saying because I can watch any movie on my TV or my phone but can't the IMAX projector just project anything like what difference does it make what it's like filmed? So the IMAX screen is of such a size that when you project onto it if the image resolution is small

you will see how pixelated it becomes so you need and like that IMAX film as well, which is what they shot those original docos on, is like massive. And so it kind of shifted more towards digital, but I think Christopher Nolan has shot entirely on IMAX film for, which is like, I think the largest film format that's ever existed. Okay. But it's just a massive negative.

But in order to reproduce and blow up the image, it needs to be at such a high resolution. and what they've done for some films, like when they show all the films on IMAX is that they'll do a process where they like upscale the image digitally like using effects and blurring in bits. But like in order to get that kind of actual clarity you need to just shoot on the camera.

Okay. Yeah. Have you ever seen one of those like YouTube videos that's like, I saved this photo, like this selfie 5,000 times in Photoshop and then like you slowly see the degradation of quality like they just open the same file and save it again and then open it and save it and each time the quality goes down just a touch and after like hundreds of thousands of times it just ends up a blurry mess sounds like

this podcast honestly you haven't seen that no but it sounds great it's so cool that's so scary yeah i bet the degradation of digital files yeah i'm sure jeremy must have shown me that that seems very Jeremy coded. Your old housemate, Jim. Yes, yes. My favorite fact about Jeremy, hello Jeremy,

is that he lived off like that food supplement for a long time. Soylent. Soolent. Yes. I need to imagine in your mind's eye listener, Jeremy,

he would like really not be out of place in like a Jonan Vasquez's comic book or like at a rave in The Matrix. Yes. Um, and he's kind of like, kind of punky, not punky, but like, there's no effort put into maintaining the look, but he's like a cool punk vibe.

Yeah, yeah. Uh, he would get into the Bergheim. Yes. Kind of George. Yes, yes. And he would like do music and stuff, uh, and sound stuff. And then like, because he like would sometimes forget to eat, he had this soilant product. because it was just more efficient.

Yeah. And he would get these like special deliveries and then just these big like sachets like of powder would just sit in the cupboard. It's quite chic. And it's a protein vitamin powder that just like is a meal stand in. Is there anything more chic than that? And also knowing yourself.

I don't have all the time in the world. Well also I just don't care about the taste of food. Yeah, yeah. I just want to stay. alive. Yes. Weird. Yeah.

I only stay alive so I can taste the food. All right. Yeah. I like that. Yeah. Anyway, wait the fuck up. Let's keep going. Yeah.

What's happening? So I went on a straight people podcast, Zelda. Yeah. It's called On It. A Trail. Off it. On it. I've been on Sony podcasts.

It's like I've nothing to spruke. I'm not on a press junket, but in the last month I did like Hannah Conda's podcast, Art Simone's podcast, that Auntie Donna show, and, um, on it off it. On it off it. With Louis Phillips and Fergus, Fergus, Ferggy Ferg. Yeah, I don't know. How come you're not bringing us along?

I know. I was, guys, I was shocked. I went to this other podcast studio and the guy there was like, yeah, make sure we do vox pops five times a week so we can go off and we make sure we make ten clips out of every episode and blah blah and I was like oh this is probably why you guys have all this going on um anyway I well we've got our vox pop this week do we wait the fuck up wait the fuck up anyway no context no yeah we did put up an obscure image of a german ice cream shop.

Yeah. Certainly that's helping our KPI's. I think. SEOs. Yeah. Anyway, I like being in our little hole away from the internet. Yeah. We can say whatever we want here.

No one's going to hear it. Hmm. Anyway, on this podcast. Tell us about the straight people. It was so interesting. I went in and I asked, I felt like a diplomat, you know, going into it. the United Nations to broker a peace deal between our people

and so with that energy in mind I was like I have some questions that I would like to take back to my community just so we can get some answers because our straight is not not helping oh come on

helpful come on wake the fuck up Matt I'm just not switched on like some yeah that's it you know I think that that's fair if you wanted to switch on person and you should have asked someone else to be on the podcast.

We definitely don't want to switch on this. No, I think you're perfect. Everyone here wants Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt.

Matt. Matt. Matt. Make the fuck. Make the fuck. Anyway, then I was like, who are straight men fapping to? Tell me. Yeah.

Tell me. And they revealed to me without. stutter without pause Sydney Sweeney and Margo Robbie and I said that's exactly who is it that's exactly who is that well you really know what's going on then

I mean that's it I was like well pack it up I know everything I need to know about your people yeah and I was like you've got them figured out Sydney Sweeney had also just been in the press obviously because her registration as a Republican in Florida yeah just got released diva what the fuck

wake the fuck up and to which I said and if you listen to that podcast and this podcast I'm sorry because I will repeat myself now but I was like as a gay person I find that offensive

I'm off it I think it's obscene that you could become famous on a show like euphoria and white lotus and then turn around and fuck over all of your co-workers by voting for

a fucking Nazi dictator that will strip them of their rights and their humanity and probably leave you okay even though you are a woman so you would still be affected but I think that's awful however if she wanted to rehab her image she can do one of two things number one she retracts and re-schools herself and gets on the right side of history or she goes hardcore, and she shows up at the Capitol with a Molotov cocktail in hand, and she's a Nazi. One of those two ways with rehab her, because I think gay men would be like, well, she does

look fabulous in that leather uniform. We wouldn't be able to deny it. No, it's like Lana Del Rey. It's like, Lana Del Rey is like, I hate you fags. And we're like, say it again, Lana. It's like fucking Italia bangs. It's like, you faggots suck. And we're like, ooh-hoo-hoo.

Say something else crazy. She does get it right sometimes. She does get it right. And I'm like, Sydney, Sweeney, you've made the mistake of just being not enough? Because the gays would be like, oh, do it again. Yeah. We got issues. Well, yeah, exactly.

But so does she. Wow. Do you think those straight boys were perturbed by her revelation? They were like, it's definitely going to make her more appealing to some straight men. Jesus You're like everything you want In one place Oh

Joking off like Yeah Same values Yeah They let me be an alpha Well it doesn't Well it doesn't help that You know in Indiana Jones

The Last Crusade That Nazi lady Is so fabulous She's so Cantorello. Yeah. I know. They shouldn't have done that.

Yeah. Steven Spielberg, what were you thinking? Yeah. Mm-hmm. You know? Yeah, it's too much. Why does she look so chic? Yeah.

You can't give her a bob. Yeah, don't give her a blonde bob. Leave us a lot. You know that we can't resist? You're like, I get it. It's awful. But look at the hair. She's got a bar.

Oh, look at the movement. Yeah, I know. Wake the fuck up. Fuck up, Stephen. So that was interesting. It was a rich cultural exchange. Yeah, I like that. I was talking to someone as well the other night about Judy Davis.

Me and My Shadows, Judy Garland, you know? Do you know Judy Davis? Yeah. Academy Award nominee, Judy Davis. Yeah. She's fabulous. She played the unsurpassable Judy Garland performance in a made-for-TV special. like two-part special called Me and My Shadows.

Anyway, I was hearing this fabulous story about why Judy Davis had stopped getting as much work in Hollywood. That's because she was on set, one of her first films with this director, and they were getting into a massive fight, and she turns to him and says, what have you even done? What have you even? What films have you even made?

And he goes, Lawrence of Arabia. She goes, well, what have you done lately? which is incredible I like that yeah that's good sorry that's my experience with straight people

yeah yeah no that's good then what about you how are you what's happening in my world we I mean not

not too much to be honest but I don't know I'm going on a continued musical journey yeah

I've been doing a lot of traveling to and from work So, I don't know, I've just been very work-focused lately, which is so boring. Yeah. But lots of... Sorry, that was me snoring. Yeah.

But, yeah, all of my, like, travel time has given me, I don't know, I've just been listening to lots of music. And Yo-Yung-Sai, one of my favorite divas, just released a new album. And it has this really fun. fun version of the album is called pleasure um but it's got this like you know the divine comedy no like the well anyway there's like some of that like baked into some of the songs it's it's really fun and then yesterday boa k-pop diva released a new album she can't be stopped oh my god so it's just all this incredible content lately wow yeah so that's been nice But yeah, I also, as I was saying to us traveling here, I'm on my real, like, scandy trash moment.

So I'm listening to lots of Yus Klein, which is really fun. And, yeah, I'm trying to pick apart if any of these are available for a drag show in Melbourne. Or if they're too... Esoteric? Correct. But I think with the right activation, they could work. I think if you hid enough tables and broke enough glasses you could do anything

Yeah, the audience will have no choice But to be paralysed with fear and absorb the content Yeah, so that's been fun But otherwise Do you do drag Sometimes When was the last time you were in drag Sorry

A Zelda moon, except for right now where you're obviously in drag When was the last time I laid eyes on you in drag? May? No, you didn't go to the gig Wait, what was May? My last was when I, oh no, you were there Ha ha ha ha ha. I think that was my last gig, was it? Which one was it? What did you do?

With Luma at Mollies. Yeah, I think. I said a hair, ah, eh, eh, uh, yeah, but, no. We need to get her back on the wagon. I know, I just like, I just need to. fucking store to open so that my life couldn't return to normal. But yeah, soon, listener. I mean, that's if you're a booking agent and asked me to do a gig, then it will be soon.

Book her soon. No, but I mean, having to add. She's got plenty of new Scandy music to play. But Sheridan Sky was trying to get me on some gigs. And I was like, it just. She's been trying to get you on gigs. And she really wants, she was like, you just drive her

drive her to the bingo and watch I know it's really hard I need my license yeah so who knows it's gonna be a Zelda summer have you renewed your learners yet no I should do that now

we'll go for a little drive yeah yeah and then we can wake the fuck up I yeah I think like I think I like I'm into the idea of like driving around in my little Jeep in summer, wearing like a singlet and like, you know, like opening the door

and like getting out and someone sees me like stepping out. That's, I can see that. Suns up a little after 12, make breakfast for myself, leave the mess for someone else. People say, tell me to act my age. Yeah, that'll be you? Yeah. Okay, good. What?

Yeah, not too much else. Not really. I didn't even have a Switch 2 yet, can you believe? I can. That was such a non-event. Such a flop. I think that you should only purchase things that feel like they're actually going to do something for your life. Yeah, I agree.

I think if the Switch one is still firing on all cylinders. Well, they're just, so they opened with Mario Kart, which is a perfectly fine, fun game. but it is the same game that it's always been and it being pitched as a launch game to me is fucking crazy because you've played that game

so like I'll probably get it eventually but like it's not going to sell me a console and then a couple of weeks ago slash a couple weeks after launch they released the new Donkey Kong game

that's crazy which looks perfectly fine is backbench I'm not going to in a Donkey Kong land. Donkey Kong country. But it is very much spiritual successor to

Mario Odyssey, which is a fantastic game, but I just there's something about this DK, like the redesign or like the go back to like classic design is fine. That doesn't perturb me. Pauline being the

sidekick annoys me because like it's, we have Diddy Kong is like right there and all the other Kong family members I don't like that you don't like Didi Kong No You like Dixie Kong

I hate the characters You like I think I'm hearing that your favourite is Cranky Kong I like Okay the thing I like About the friendship circle of Mario Is that there's like Okay

There's brothers obviously Mario Luigi But then there's peach Then there's toes And then sometimes Yoshi shows up Cooper's? What's seeing lots of different people Lots of different design

What? Monkey with a bow Go monkey Small monkey I'm like This is like Homogenous I don't need it

Well Monkey with a bow Are you fucking kidding me So you pull one over me Take a half day And just put a bow on a monkey And call it a day You haven't seen

Candy Kong, have you? I don't intend to. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. I think that you might be turned around if you saw Candy Kong. Oh, fuck, let me look at this Candy Kong. But anyway, I feel like all of those elements have been stripped from this game, and instead, we have a really fun... Yeah, see, you're having some candy over there. Oh, my God.

Iggy Azalea, what are you doing here? Why does she look like that? Can we put Candy Kong into the bunker? Yeah. Yeah. Why does she look like that? Let me, there's no way around this, but Candy Kong has some massive jugs. Is she actually in the game?

Yeah. No, she isn't. Like classic, yeah, she's in like Donkey Kong country. What do you mean? Okay, listener, if you're not seeing Candy Kong, she looks like she's definitely from the Kong family but she's like eight feet tall

she's wearing a crop top cut off like little like singlet that says candy across what could only be described as an ample bosom and then she's wearing shorty short Daisy Duke pants which are a pink denim

and then like a belt with the belt buckle that looks like a sonic ring and her hair despite the hair that covers most of her body being a Donkey Kong brown is like blonde brassy blonde styled into like a middle part and she's wearing headphones like she's a very hot autistic woman she's incredible what is happening she is incredible she is incredible I just think It's insane She can't just be there She looks like she's in Grand Theft Order Hey, where you're going? Hey Deva So

But anyway, my point is Donkey Kong Bonanza Just hasn't tickled my fancy So I think I shall be waiting For a Metroid Prime 4 Or maybe even this new Pokemon game To entice me enough To get a switch to

But for now I'm quite content playing round after round of Marvel rivals as Ms. Emma Frost. And can I say that last time when I spoke about Marvel rivals and how vibe still hasn't added me on PSN, I had quite a number of listeners reach out and say, Zelda, I'd love to play a round of Marvel rivals with you. What are your details? And I sent those details out to several people.

And none of them have fucking added me. So wake the fuck up It's like Why does this keep happening And they keep checking my little inbox And there's nothing there So Yeah

Don't say what you don't mean If you don't want to play Marvel rivals with me That's fine But don't say Hey I'd love to do that thing And then not follow through with it What the hell? I love

What the hell? Is that about Yeah I saw her playing Marvel Rivals on live Last night I was playing it last night Alone

Well no You can't play Marvel Rivals alone Apparently It's an online game How do you do that then How are you playing Yeah We're just

Randomly assigned friends Yes The algorithm Sorted you out Oh Had some good rounds Last night Oh yeah

Yeah That's good Yeah, MVP, just saying. How does the world end? Can I just quickly say, sorry, quickly back on this? Donkey Kong. Yeah. Mario.

Yeah. Both of those were part of the original Ness, even the arcade, right? Yeah. Who was the last diva to enter, like, A-list status in Nintendo World? Because I think that these shows. is when you're saying, like, oh, we've got new Metroid. Yeah. I'm like, yeah, that game, that IP is so old.

Why are they only harvesting from the past and not making new stars? I mean, the interesting, so unlike... Except for obviously Candy Kong. Yeah. She's a star, but she doesn't have her own game. She doesn't. If she was a release title called Candy Kong Goes to the Clinic, then I'd believe it. Yeah.

I mean, video games do sit a little bit differently to TV shows and movies where, like, the franchises or, like, IP can just continue on indefinitely or have a 20-year break. And it's not, it's never a reboot. Oh, I mean, I suppose it can be, but it just sits different to what we were talking about in last week's episode of, like, reboots and stuff like that where it's like a full reset. Yeah. Because like every game, like every Zelda game is a full reset. Every Final Fantasy is a new full reset, except for the ones that aren't, but it just kind of sits kind of different. So the franchises don't necessarily get old or tired in the same way, kind of. They certainly can outlive their relevancy, kind of like an Assassin's Creed or something.

That running along rooftops guy from the Paris Olympics begs to differ? but Nintendo's latest injection not the last star not the last character added oh the last big star that they could open a game on I mean I mean they've done so extremely well with fucking Mario Kart and Donkey Kong

because the Switch 2 is sold really really well in like launch period um was it the Pickman yeah like Pickman is maybe one of the Because Pickman was introduced around GameCube era, which, like, for new, solid Nintendo-identiful IP, I feel like it might be Pickman. I mean, they now own Bayonetta, but she was, like, that's kind of different, and she's certainly not Nintendo A-list. She's not running around, yeah. Yeah, she's got too many opinions.

Like, loud, tall women. Yeah. See what they did, do candy. Yes. Yeah, I mean, like, the, like, complete and other success is all of the Animal Crossing. So maybe you could say, like, Isabel or something. Yeah, that's true. And the Meese.

Well, no, like, the Meese time is done. Yeah. Like, they're still in there, but they are so hidden away. They're so ugly. Yes. I just don't. If I went to Nintendo Manor, I wouldn't be surprised if I opened up the basement door and they were chained, chained in there. Down there?

In the shame room. Yes. Nintendo is incredibly stubborn in a lot of ways. And they launched like me's with the Wii, which all makes sense or whatever. And it was such a huge thing of that system and the Wii U. And then they just refused to update them and monetize them in a way that other companies would, like when Xbox had their like avatars and stuff. which were also fucking ugly but you could buy them clothes and there were lots more

customizable options and stuff but the me's just stayed the same and they still like you can still make me's in the switch system oh thank god um but the setup is all the same it's all the same fucking haircuts and everything that were back in the day um and it's just so strange when if it was more built into the DNA and there were more options and it was more fun, people would spend money on that to just have a cute cosmetic or like have the Animal Crossing jacket or something. But they don't go down that path I find really curious because it also was such a marker for the franchise. You knew that that meant Nintendo. Yeah, I don't know. Curious. I just think that that's like if you keep harping on the same

legacy characters forever and you never make new stars it just eventually it just becomes a bit samey like with the Mario card of it all

when I saw it coming out for the Switch 2 I was like who the fuck cares like Mario card is a great game but certainly you could think about creating a new game that it is a new game

that it it's just new and exciting and has new world and a new character and I'm like you guys are homogenized in such a way that it's like I don't care if there's now a parachute on the back of the car it doesn't change it enough that it's like exciting to go in and like during that original kind of like Nintendo 64 era and even the SNES era it was like oh now I get to explore this whole new world like when that o'cureanur of time came out. that was such an innovative game with such a cool mechanic and such like fun world building that it's like and like Zelda is probably the only franchise that has continued to be like

guess watch bitch the whole way you play this game is completely different now but like for like Mario Kart to still be like you're driving around you're car yeah I mean it's it's interesting how and like two things

one is like Nintendo is like the only one who's super preoccupied with that yeah because Xbox and Microsoft have really never had like apart from fucking

little big world chief or whatever well no that was PlayStation you stupid the little big planet with like sack boy and sock boy sack boy

Was it called sack boy? It was, wasn't it? Sack boy, yeah. Sack boy? Yeah, I think, weren't they called sackboys? I don't know. But yeah, like, Microsoft was never super concerned with owning and being marketed by mascots. Yeah.

Same with PlayStation. There are certainly games that traditionally you would associate with those companies like Spiro. Yeah, Spiro, Lara Croft, Crash Bandicoot, Ratchet and Clank are all very PlayStation coded. And then, in my mind, Xbox is like, Conquer and, like, Chief. Conquer? Conquer. Conquer's bad fur day. I thought that was a Nintendo release. It was on 64, but then didn't Conquer's other game?

I don't know, because then Rare was purchased by Microsoft. Listen, Diva. I don't know. Anyway, so there's that. So that's like really, really Nintendo's thing. But Nintendo also has a much broader kids audience where that is kind of like more part of it. But the second piece there is that the gaming landscape and the people who play games has changed so much now from the 90s, say, because like I was playing games in the 90s

and I'm still playing games now. And so the games that came out in the 90s. only had to appeal to people who were playing games for the first time in the like 80s and 90s, because it's when it all began. It was in its infancy. Yeah, whereas now there is an audience who was born

in 2018 who want to play the new Switch 2 game, and there's me who has played every game since 1995. And they need to market that game to both of us because we're both the target audience. And that has

created this like era of yeah like if if nintendo launched uh switch two with a new IP and a whole new thing that might be fine for those new gamers but like unless it is really but in which case it would have to be kind of like tailored to them maybe you don't think the people of your generation can could get behind new IP it's super rare right and it takes like a smash hit. Otherwise, things just flop. Like some kind of fabulous goose. Well, like, right. But that's where those things are like kind of an anomaly and it's so much safer for companies to just, or financially viable, I suppose. Yeah. To not necessarily like retread because that doesn't really work either. But yeah, like inject, yeah, the next Zelda, the next Mario, the next Smash Brothers,

the next da-da-da-da. And then there's like the B tier of like the next Kirby where they might be a bit experimental or a bit more targeted to a younger audience because the older audience has kind of moved away from that anyway and the next project runway we game wow fingers crossed or like barbie horse girl yeah um just interesting i mean in that way i think while we you know it is a different industry to filmmaking that sounds exactly like how we end up with 10 000 spider man's 10 thousand fucking Marvel films Did you say Tom Holland's

new Spider-Man suit this week? Yeah Yeah I did And I was a bit like Oh my God He's still a very handsome man Yeah But I was a bit

Taking it back I was like It was different There's something Undefinably different About him In what do you mean He looked

A little Like less muscular For one But also his face Had aged And this is not, you know, obviously he's just not a child. Yeah. But it made me a bit like, I forgot that this is a sad cycle where we have someone that we knew in their youth.

And now they're like still doing it, but they're getting older. Do you're describing our drag career? But the thing about drag is that I've looked 50 since the day has started. But the thing about Tom Holland is that his character is specifically about adolescents. no in the well that's when it works the best and the Spider-Man

and the Spider-Man thing of like him being trapped in this and it kind of is sadder to me as well because Tom Holland has tried to have a career outside of Spider-Man and none of it's taken off and none of it's working maybe those pre-sale tickets for the Odyssey will help him

but then it's like him going back to be Spider-Man again you're like Oh, yeah, buddy. The thing is, Toby had three Spider-Man movies done. Yeah. Andrew had two done. Yeah. Then Tom is, like, caught up in the MCU of it all, so has appeared in, like, all these other things as well, which is really fun.

Yeah. Like little Salt and Pepper on top of his three movies that are now done. He was great. He's really good. Yeah, yeah. But the third movie done, huge, like, you know, bring it all together. all the nostalgia, all that stuff. I think that film was actually really fun

and did that nostalgia baiting quite well and it didn't feel too out of place. I thought it was quite fun. But it's so, like, I feel like from very much the outside that it looks like that third film would have been a great place for him to bow wow. And I think he would have if Nathan Drake really took off and if all that like his uncharted movie oh yeah yeah yeah yeah that kind of came

about after his massive success with the first spider-man movie yeah and then like as you say like all these other projects have happened and they were probably all filmed and coming out around the time of the third one and it was like yeah depending on how this goes i can either step away from marvel or i can and go into you know becoming yeah you know superstar downy junior felt the same way when Doolittle came out. Well, like... If I can get this Dool little franchise off the ground, then I can be a star.

But then that kind of didn't happen, and now he's back. Yeah. But I mean, the, I'm sure the, like, Marvel Sony money is undeniable, so, like, who fucking cares. But it just, it would be a bit sweeter if he could do both at the same time, but it is appearing more like maybe Spider-Man is where he's a bit more comfortable.

Yes. And I think the only issue then becomes, I mean, despite what you might say, I think that story always seems to resonate the most with a broad audience when it is the story of a teenager. Oh, there we go. And as we see him age out of that, his appeal in that role might begin to slip. And then I think that as a new audience wants to have their, you know, turn at the wheel. of an adolescent coming-of-age story that is Peter Parker's kind of bread and butter because there are adult superheroes but the Peter Parker story always feels

in the public consciousness like it's tied to a young man's journey into adulthood Yeah I find that so interesting that that's your take on Spider-Man That's his whole public perception He is a photographer for the Daily Bugle But he's a young man Yeah, he's like mid-20s.

But it's like dating. Young. He's fucking Gwen. He's fucking MJ. Yeah, we can fucking... But the point is, in the three iterations we've had in the Spider-Man world, Toby McGuire starts in high school. Yeah.

Like, what's his name? The, um... Andrew. Andrew Garfield starts in high school. And even more so, Tom Holland's... has been in high school. Yeah, yeah. These are high school stories for teenagers, by and large.

So that's where that comes from. Yeah. Just that 100% of it. Yeah. And then he... That's interesting that that's your take, though. That's really strange. What?

Like, I would never have picked that. Oh, well, okay. Well, fuck you both. Spider-Man is fucking, like... He's fucking MJ. He's fucking MJ. He's fucking everybody. He's not as innocent as you like to think

I just, no, like, as someone who has read a lot of comics and absorbs a lot of that content, I find that really interesting. Oh, my God. But yeah, like, I just find that very interesting. Because there are some characters, like, Jubilee, who is like a teenage character. Of course, she's not, she now has, like, a daughter and she was a vampire for a while and stuff.

But, like, yeah, there's just, like, I don't think of Spider-Man as that teen character. However, like, the animated Spider-Man that came out, was that this year? I think it was. Was all about him in school? Yeah. And it was so good. Into the Spider-Bearth. That one?

No, there was like a, like a Marvel TV show. What was it called? Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man? I don't know. Whatever. It was really, really good. But even then, like, he is in high school with all these other high school kids. And I still don't really think of him in that way.

I don't know. It's just all such mature content. I just don't see him. I'd hate for a 14-year-old to go through what, you know, spider has gone through. I mean, listen, I think it's just, it is an interesting thing about people that get caught in a, you know, like the euphoria kids. It's like the perennial adolescents. Yeah. And it becomes this like, oh, and because he's looks, like he still remains looking kind of like a young man.

Yeah. And he's got a, you know, a petite frame. Tom has a very young energy. Yeah. Shaved his, shaved his, facial head. What? Sorry? Sorry, man.

What was he about Tom Holland shaving up his pews? I was just saying he shaved his, He's a little bum fluff. Oh, he had a mustache. Yeah. Yeah. And he shaches, peeps. Yeah, naturally, naturally.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Lazy, how does the world end? Okay. Shuttle Moon, let me tell you how the world ends. We're drilling. We're drilling in the deep, deep waters of the trench. Mariana Maranara

the Maranara the Maranara trench and they hit a kind of big empty spot in the earth's crust and it

unplugs the ocean and it goes and all the water gets sucked down into this formerly unknown unseen chasm that lies below the earth's surface

that's actually of a volume that is big enough to suck all the water of the oceans in and then as it hits down it hits the temperature that is never foreseen Wait which way is it spiraling Left to right or right to left? Clockwise, clockwise

Is it in the northern hemisphere? Yeah, yeah, the Marinarra Trench And so it's getting sucked in And then it turns to steam boiling in the deep the depths near the earth's core where it's magma

and then this salty sodium infused steam comes out of the hole and sprays into the world and oh my god that's so crazy that is so weird that's haunted listeners we just got an email

you go that is so weird so okay listener you're a recall that earlier this year, lazy Susan and I hosted a sing-along of Wicked at Acme. And listener, as you know, Wicked for Good comes out this November, maybe, or whatever. And I was just saying to my sister that I was going to email Acme today to say, hey, remember us, we'd love to do that thing again. And they've just sent us an email.

I won't disclose the contents of that email. But you never want to talk to you. you again. Is that what it says? Yeah. That is so funny. Anyway, how old fabulous? Well done.

Yeah. Also, I just keep getting message. I just got a message from Raff asking why the TV is so low. You're all freaks. They're fucking freaks. And you think that Spider-Man's a teenager. So how does it be a word of it? No, it was in that, he was an adult in that, um, spider verse.

Well, oh, so that is what I was going to say. that also completely backs up your valid point is that into the Spider-verse films focuses around a teen Spider-Man and it's populated by some middle-aged Spider-Men who are kind of viewed as pathetic. Yeah. Tale of things to come.

Yeah. Anyway, that's all. I also think that if you've been in Billy Elliott, as Tom Holland is, and you then might have missed some school to be on the stage in Billy Elliott. And then you miss a lot of school to be acting in The Impossible with Naomi Watts. And then you might have missed some more school as you were growing up to be Spider-Man.

Yeah. Although he did get it after he was an adult. But I just, when do you think he had time to develop as a human being, the depths of his personality? I think he read the script of euphoria. said, oh, she don't try, this is crazy. This is scary. Is this really what it was, is this, is this, what it's like? Yeah.

And then he watched it and said, oh, God, I'm glad I dodged that bullet. Yeah, I like to just keep things together. Yeah, yeah. Because I think sometimes it can happen with our child stars, a. Elijah Bell, a la Elijah Wood, that they don't have time while they're being, while these demands are put on them as young professionals. professionals to go out and develop their own sense of themselves and the world. I mean, I went through primary school and high school, and I still don't have that.

I think your issue is you have too much of a sense of yourself. Okay, so what happens to all the steam that's trapped in the earth? And then it kills everyone! It kills everyone! The salty steam that kills everyone. And it like creates a load of. lying fog across the entire world planet. Cool.

Yeah, it's very cool to look at, but it kills everything salty, salts the earth, and food supplies go death, death and barren. Yeah. The hole didn't get plugged by like a blue whale or anything. Oh, it's bigger than that, because as soon as it started, the erosion created by the entire contents of the ocean going down it. Yeah, yeah. It was quite intense, so it created quite an open.

more. Did it affect the marketing campaigns out there for the Eurostar? No, no, that's fine. But I mean, the whole thing is that you're like, under the ocean on a train. Yeah. And then it's just like every other fucking train. So what happened there? They were like, oh, go and look at the hole.

Ah, okay. You want to be close to the hole, don't you? Most of us do, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Zella. Okay, let's take a break. Candy Kong, you're in.

Daddy Kong, you're in. Daddy, I love it's so fucking disingenuous these days. I can't. Listener. Welcome back. Okay, now, we've prepped and primed you for this. first topic of discussion, and that is, of course, which conservative or Republican gets into the bunker? Yes. So as we know this week, Sidney's Sweeney was discovered to be a Republican.

So question, that doesn't mean that she voted, right? Because America is America. Yeah. So she's just like... And I don't think you do not have to register with a specific party affiliation in order to vote. Oh, so she really just... She was like, I want everyone to know. But I guess, yeah, I don't know. I actually don't know what the point. Let's find out. Sometimes I think about like young liberals.

Yeah. And how that is really like embarrassing. It's so embarrassing. And like what those social events would look like. I'd love to actually go to one. Yeah. Not even in like a cynical way. I just like I'm genuinely so curious.

Like what do they talk about? like what kind of what's the expected dress code what what topics are on discussion do they talk about their favorite episodes of charmed or do they just talk about i don't know the favorite episode of home and away okay so you can only vote like when the like the party is deciding their candidate you only get a vote in the primaries if you're registered for that party so like when Trump was decided upon as the Republican candidate that was a vote that was registered Republicans are allowed to vote so they helped decide

yeah which one of the candidates will be the whereas in Australia it's all internal yeah exactly they generally support the Republican Party's platform yeah yeah no But you might, she might have done it to, you know, derailed Donald Trump. Who knows?

Because she could have voted for someone else. She's like, yeah, I'm a Republican. Playing, you know, chess. Ah, gotcha. 3D chess. That's Star Trek chess. Yeah. Yeah, cool.

Kind of chess, which is like, I'm really dumb. Can I just say, you didn't say anything about that retro Star Trek that I sent you with Rebecca Romaine in that incredible wig? Oh. Oh, I'll send it again. Please send me. I haven't watched it yet. They did this, like, weird retro thing.

Star Trek's always trying to see what sticks, you know? Yeah. And Rebecca Romaine was there. Star Trek, Sunshine, Star Trek Odyssey. Into the Star Trek. Star Trek Bonanza. Star Trek, Country. Country, too.

Okay. Okay. So, yeah. No, yeah, it is, it does give me the hebes and the G-Bs. Like, I, like, this is the, the internal debate that I go through as someone who aligns myself with left-wing values is that I do think that you need, um, okay, in an ideal world, I love the idea of a diversity of thought. And, um, I think that sometimes there's this idea that's like, I could never associate with someone who has different political beliefs than I do. However, it is harder and harder to say that with people that are aligning themselves with, like, just awful people. Yes.

Like, if you were aligned with Peter Dutton, it kind of goes beyond like, oh, well, we just have a friendly disagreement about our beliefs and a way of seeing the world. Yes. I'm like, you are seeing, you see something in reality. that perhaps is informed by a feeling like this won't touch you or hurt your life. But, yeah, this is a bizarre thing. So I think Sydney Sweeney and these, like, you know, other, when you find out that these people are conservative, it belies something that's a little bit more terrifying.

Because if you're conservative in America right now, it means specifically you have brought into power a rapist, confirmed, a rapist who said that immigrants, coming from Mexico, a rapist, who has said that trans people should not exist, who has consistently undermined the lives of queer people, the lives of women, seeking actively to get rid of a woman's right to choose an abortion, if she falls pregnant in any circumstances, including rape and forcing women into back alley abortions

where their lives can be at risk and they have to travel over state lines, forcing immigrants in this country or in their country into, like, terrible conditions as they try and force them out of the country. Like if you can, and of course, I mean, this is the case, both sides of the aisle, but, like, sympathizing with Israel as they commit a genocide. Yes.

I'm sorry, but what the fuck do you mean, Sidney, tell me with your whole chest why you registered for that in 2024. Right. Like, this is in 2016 where it's like, we haven't even seen maybe Trump's going to be amazing, despite the fact that you knew he was a fucking rapist thing. Um, but what? Yeah. What do you mean? Sydney. Matt was right about you.

Not my, not my diva. Yeah. Yeah. Um, yeah. And as you say, it's like, you kind of can't forgive those little, uh, like, oh, you know, agree to disagree when it becomes to that level, which is where we're at now. No, exactly. Which, and I thought you were going to say, um, um, which, and I thought you're going to say, um, um, It puts a little strain on your close personal friendship with Melissa Joan Hart.

I know. My favorite Republican. So that is why we've brought about this. Because obviously, as we were saying, you know, despite your best efforts, who is the Republican that you're still like, oh, but. Shabrina can't be that bad, can she? Harvey would never be a Republican by that. the way um the internet will probably answer that question but let's not go there no he's definitely is is this true of one dolly pardon that she's a republican yeah does it say that oh wait no i'm on a page

that says specifically that celebrities who don't talk politics so i'm sure um but is it true of arnie is he really he was a republican fucking governor Yeah, was. And now he has a pet donkey and does a lot of work on conservation. So he's not that bad. I mean, listen, Zelda, if that's your pick, I can't, you know. Yeah. I mean, obviously, Arnie is my pick.

Yeah, Arnie's my pick. Your favourite, is he Austrian or German? It's the same thing. What? Good. Good, good. We've got the biggest IMAX screen on the planet, and us true in Germany.

You know, there was a guy that had that idea. Oh, my God. Okay, so the one that always trips me up is fucking Christopher Walken. What? I know. Oh, come on. Yeah, and I love Christopher Walken.

I love him in Severance. I love him in romance and cigarettes. He was a big old fag in that. I know. I love him in Pulp Fiction. I'm from Austria, just saying. Thank you. So that's interesting to me.

But the other Republican that I do have to give my flowers to do is, oh, baby I hear the blues are calling. salad and scramble eggs. That's, of course, Kelsey Grammar, Beast, Frasier. I'd just like to set the record straight and say that Schwarzenegger endorsed Harris and said that Trump would only make us angrier and more divided. But you've got to say it like him. She will only make us angrier.

That's pretty good. And more divided. Wait a second. Did we just figure out what your Snatch game is? Jesus. Yeah. Okay, you've been sitting on a secret.

Yeah, I love Arnie. I love Arnie. Anyway. Wait, no, no, I can't do more.

No, no, but let me just quickly, we've got to figure out what's the funny prop that you bring out as Arnie? Like for Snatch game. So there's a little figure of like

Danny DeVito, my twin. Yeah. Oh, no, I eat my twin. Oh, what else? It's not a tumour. No, you need the shades, the Terminator shades. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll be back. I'll bring some liquid mercury. Just pour it over. Gingerbread. Yeah. Oh, no. They're back.

Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. But that is, that's the angle. Yeah. I think you get a little cunty, like, crew-cut wig. Yeah. Oh, you could dress up as the Total Recall character. Oh, when his head explodes.

Yeah. Oh, God, that is some of my all-time, all-time favorite prosthetics. It's so jank. I love it. That woman. Oh, that's when his head's exploding. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Miles's atmosphere.

I'm talking about that woman that she's like, I'm just going away for seven days. Yeah, at the airport. Oh, it's so good. Oh, I should really. Watch that. Oh, it's so good. Lucy La Ducca is so loose. She recently lost this inside of her.

No, I can't. I can't. I can. Let me practice. Okay, we need to figure out your snatch game as Arnold Schwarzenegger, because I think it's a good one for you. I like that, yeah. Unexpected. One where he ever does drag?

Is there? No, he doesn't in junior. Does he... No, twins, no. I don't know. Okay. Okay, we'll work on this. So, baby, I hear the blues are calling, and I'll do Kelsey Grandma.

That's good. Wait, does that mean that I can't put Arnie in? Because he's no longer a conservative? Yeah. Sorry, bitch. Well, I'll take it. Tim Allen? The voice of Buzz Lightier.

I hate Tim Allen. You don't like... Uh-huh. Tool time? Home-in-proven? Okay. I mean, like, there's so few that are out and avowed. I mean, I kind of think that Lana Del Rey is actually just a conservative.

I fucking love Arnie. He's so cute. We're just looking at pictures of Arnie now. He dresses a woman in junior. Oh, that was he in junior. Okay, yes. So he's into drag. Yeah.

Chris Pratt, the voice of Mario. I fucking hate Chris Pratt. Don't. That is some of the... I mean, yeah, I hated the tone of that Mario movie. It's so that animation. Ugly. Yeah, well, it's also very ugly.

Why didn't they shoot it on Mario makeup? I mean, be brave. Be brave. Yes. But terrible casting. Is Chris Pat even Italian? No. And Anya Taylor, Joy, is she even a princess?

um but Blake Shelton oh no you don't like Gwen Stefani's favorite Gwen Stefani is that a good one oh Gwen she's conservative now oh yes she is ew um I mean maybe she's done a lot for us what about the original wedding crasher Vince Vaughn you feel? Vince Vaughn. I kind of feel nothing. No, I think he terrifies me. What about that Ben? Ben Hume. Shapiro. Ultra conservative, far right pundit, Ben Shapiro. Yeah. I want him to be...

What about that awful British woman? Humes. She ran the country. You know? She got big hair. Thatcher. Yeah. What about it? Isn't she, wasn't she right wing? Yes. Yeah? Yeah.

Let's put her in. Oh, no. Oh. We put her in a hole. The abyss hole. The abyss hole. I mean, we're only bringing the conservative in to then kick them into the abyss hole or feed them to the meg, right? We're talking about a complicated relationship with them.

Like, Lana Del Rey's secret conservative with her swamp to a husband on the oceanarium. Yeah. That's kind of chic. Yeah. You know what was a real heartbreak? We don't think Margaret Thatcher's chic. I don't wait is Jermaine Greer conservative by today's standards yeah she's like like left turf left yeah yeah yeah turfy Murphy yeah Turfy Murphy oh that makes me sad

Zachary Levi when he because I loved Zachary Beings loved the show Chuck um you know Chuck with Yvonne Strahovsky, Australian star. No. You know. You know, Chuck, da-da-da-na-na-na-no. Anyway, a geeky guy becomes a secret agent when his brain accidentally downloads a secret agent coding. This looks rank.

It is. Five seasons? Down-na-na-na-na-na-with Yvonne from The Handmaidstress. Hey. and like it's very um hot girls fighting kind of show she's stunning she's so stunning and she get who was she in handmaid that's the diva yeah i didn't think she'd been in anything else she kind of gives me january jones energy oh no i'm good in this that's it no you need to watch chuck she's so good now okay okay so but he turned out to be like super christian oh yeah

him and he was in Shazam Jesus Christ Haven't seen that And then What is his name The guy who's also Plays Jane in Firefly

Anyway He's a conservative Republican And I do love Jane From Firefly So that's hard for me Mm Reber

Probably Reba Do you know it It's actually just Reba Right? Mm Yeah. Reba versus Lana. Supposed list that people have put up on Reddit, saying they think, they suspect Reese Witherspoon. Although I can't see that for Reese.

Adam Sandler, Adam Driver, Kurt Russell, Robert Downey Jr., Megan Fox, and Kim Kay. Fuck, no. Can I just say, as well, to add that incredible list. There is a part of me that has a soft spot for Bob Catter. Yeah, the world does. He's so fucking crazy. Maybe it's Bob Catter. Okay, if you're an international listener, you might have seen this bizarre Australian politician

who is a senator from, like, far north Queensland. Yeah. Senator? Uh, yeah. Sure. Why not? Yeah. And he's like, they ask him about gay rights.

and he's like, may a thousand blossoms bloom. But I ain't going to talk about it because every two weeks someone is torn apart by a crocodile in far North Queensland. And it is one of the greatest moments of all time. And he constantly has, sorry, he's a member of parliament, our MP from Kennedy, and he has served since 1993.

He is the longest serving MP. He, okay, so like, obviously he's completely fucked. But there is something about him that is so earnestly trying his best to represent the people that he does indeed represent and their unique set of circumstances that could be supported by you know like policy yeah and I think he does that in a really earnest way it's just a shame that

his view is so like the scope is so small um I think that that's so fair like I mean I think that that's why he well I mean when I've talked to my my husband Cogent about this he's like there is a thing about Bob Catter that like he is there to represent as a politician is meant to do the views and interests of his He's a lecturer, yeah, yeah. So that is what he's doing. Yeah. And he is of those people.

He's not of, he's not, he doesn't feel like he's been bought. Yes. By the, like, Gina Reinhardt mining sort of stuff. He feels like he's like, no, I'm here to focus on what I want for my people. Yes. wasn't there something about there was some other gay thing about him wasn't didn't he have like a gay brother or something

I don't know I don't know anyway but Bob Catter but maybe he's only allowed to talk in that quote so any words that are in that quote he can use and jumble but that's it yeah maybe or Lana or Reber

what do you say in a moment like this Matt, do you have any favourites? Nope. Just everyone. Not Tim Allen, not a buzz like you, a gal? Nah, I just keep them all out. None of them get in. What was it the, oh my God.

Oh, just that I saw that Cliff Claven from Chias was a conservative, and that was really heartbreaking. While we're on the subject of Australians, Julia Bishop? Julie Bishop? No, thank you. She sucks. I can't stand her. Blinda Greed. Oh, yes.

Belinda Greed. Belinda in. Yeah. Yeah, that's the answer, isn't it? But Linda Greed, for those of you who don't know, she actually won. Yeah, she won the seat in... The seat for... Oh, God.

Oh, my God. I don't know, but in the election this year. Yeah. She was elected, so she was part of the Liberal Party and got expelled. Yeah. picked out. They said she wasn't an official member and she was campaigning illegally. So then she started her own party as an independent.

Yes. Which is the Greed Party. Yes. Standing for All Things beige. Yes. And her policies around nuclear power got her through. Yeah. And she's obviously terrible, but she's so chic.

Yes. She's the senator for Victoria. What? I thought she was in one specific. Oh. She's a senator for Victoria. Amazing. Huge. Huge. Huge. As our IMAX screen is quite huge. It's the biggest. It's the largest. Belinda. Belinda Greed. Yeah. I mean, maybe. Why not? Yeah. Okay. Belinda Greed, you got in. Yeah. Now, please go and follow her on Instagram. It's a real de lax. Yeah. Or you could listen to, she's got a song. Have you heard that? Yeah. Yeah. So it's called More Famer me.

And it does highlight some of the policies that helped get her across the line. Terrifying. Yeah. So that's good. Honourable mention to Gina. Gina Liano? Reinhard. Oh, both.

But anyway, Belinda's got you. Being to Gina. Cut. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Belinda. Belinda greed.

You're in. Hello to every world Hello and welcome back It's time for the next category Oh, and it's an important one. Which herb gets into the bunker? Are you a basil? Are you a tarragon?

Herb. Herb fully loaded. Coriander. Are you a dill? Do you have time? Rose, buddy. That's not a pun. It's just chives.

Chives, yes. What about some mint? Can I ask you, though? Yes. You're going to get some herbaceous herbs. In what form do you buy them from the supermarket? Will you get the two? where you get the dried will you get the like the stems in a little bouquet or will you get them

in a pot plant okay so I as a gardener I do find it strange that I don't have an herb garden I think that's good I have a little bit of Italian parsley at the moment and that's about it I really should just fucking get some more because Because I've told you not to eat that food from that soil. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. You don't need more lead poisoning, sooty. But when I do, I mean, I do now have a fully stocked spice and herb, dried herb station in my kitchen.

I'll just like to let you know, because for quite some time I didn't. um but i you know when you go to safe way and like you can buy the herbs in like the little yeah like bouquet yeah and they have roots does everybody else think well i could just plant that yeah and keep it going but they don't no design to self-destraved yeah but you think that it could work i think they'll lose you they left the they left it on to make you think yeah that's a lie It doesn't work. That's an aesthetic. Yeah.

But anyway, that's how I would usually buy them. Oh, I miss what you said. The bouquet. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And then half of them would probably wilt and start to rot in the fridge. I can't.

But the ones that I ate that day, they were good. And the rest that I had good intentions for, rotted. And what do you buy most? Oh, pig boy. There's something about these herbs, really. It brings you back to your pig heritage. Jelda, put that knife down. Matt, you have an herb garden.

I have an herb garden. See, that's where you've got to get it, Zeldok, because you just take what you need from the garden. Yeah, but I feel like I would... Take a few little leaves. I would, I always... Okay, so I've been in the situation when someone's got an herb garden,

and I'm like, oh, we need rosemary. And I would go out and be like, well, I need a lot. And I'm like, well, I don't want to... I don't want to tear apart your garden right now. But like, to be real, those three little things of like coriander are not going to tied us over for this like Thai green curry. Well, that's their problem. That's the, that's the owner of the herb garden.

They need to cultivate their garden. Do you have quite a large amount of these? Yes. Tell me how. Big bushes. Big bushes. So not like tons. You have to have big bushes.

So yours are really like dense cultivated bushes? Yeah. Our basil plant has been going. for a couple of years now. And it's a big bush. It's a big bush. Do you have to cut it off before it flowers? Yes.

You strip it right back and then we make a big pesto, freeze the pesto, and then we can put that into like dishes, you know, from the freezer. That's a fun. It's good. And it's so much cheaper because, like, you buy them at the shops and it's like, well, you're not paying for the herb. You're paying for the convenience and the lack of lead. It's even more convenient at your house.

your garden. No, because you have to water that and strip it back and turn it into pesto and do all these things. I think people find that enjoyable. Some people find that enjoyable. Some people juggle geese. Some people are Nazis. Oh my god. Um, I don't like rosemary. What? I've really don't. I've never liked rosemary. It tastes like a roast. And like the bush is ugly. Oh, those beautiful little purple flowers. No. it's just like twiggy and then like all the leaves I love how robust it is yeah it's oily stopped that's an oily should remind you of your Italian heritage I don't like it what about rosemary and oil with chili it's delicious on potatoes

oh my god take me to heaven put it on a potato come on what about a potato I don't like roasted things I don't like roast veggies I don't like I've served you oh no yeah but I mean God, you said you enjoyed it! But, like, I would never make a roast. Like, I've never. And, like, what goes on a roast? Broz me. Because it's robust.

Oh, no. And that twig? I love how it taught, it looks like a gnarled, old tree. But you just run your fingers down it. You grab it from the top and go, shoo. And all the leaves just pop off. It's so enchanting. No.

It's great. This is not for me. You're crazy. It's not my favorite. What about time? You like time, then? You like time? Or is that too roasty?

It's also not my favorite. Oh, it's good. Just delicate little leaves. Yeah, but it's okay. I like sage. Sage is amazing. Sage is good. Like a fried sage leaf?

Yeah. That's good. Yeah, like, you know, oregano parsley, all that stuff. Mint. Oregano. Corrianda. Mint.

What kind of mint? Oh, God. Any kind. Vietnamese? Any kind. Like, mint's just an absolute, it's unstoppable. It's like a weed. Yeah, once it goes, you can't get it out.

Oh, no, no, no. I think the best one is basil, for sure. Basil's great, but it's so delicate. Is it? Oh, like, to grow. To grow. Yeah, but the flavor is amazing. It can be a bit perfumy sometimes.

You reckon? I hit a point of diminishing returns with Basil. Really? Yeah. I, of all of these herbs, and to answer your earlier question, Basil will be the one that I buy the most. Basil? Mazel.

Yeah. But on my list that I'm observing, garlic is on there. What's that about? Garlic. Herb? Herb. Garlic? No.

herb what's that about I don't know yeah garlic and ginger are the same well ginger's on this list as well what's that about they're root are they not spices yeah well look who could know I want to get a little curry tree

yes the curry leaf yeah I need to get one of those that's so cute and also the little bushes are so cute like rosemary no quite different are you going to Scarborough fair parsley says it's rosemary Maybe in time. What's your favorite?

So the one I'd buy most often would be coriander. Mm-hmm. Followed by Italian parsley. I've grown as an adult. I now appreciate curly parsley. But I feel like it was ubiquitous in the 90s. Yeah. And now you can't really find it anyway.

It's actually very true. Yeah. I always love the idea of chives, but they, like, when am I? going to use that many chives. So I do occasionally get a punitive chives. But then they're the ones that will go off. Coriander doesn't tend a chance in our house. It goes on everything.

It's like you can add coriander to a delicious rice bowl, a gorgeous curry, and your morning toast. It's so versatile. You're a coriander diva. I love coriander. You could say that I'm a coriander diva. I did. You could say it. You could say it again.

Lizzie Suzy? Say it again. You're a coriander diva. I know. I'm going on tour. Cilantro. Cilantro. Everything's got cilantro in it.

I know. It's L.A. Ceylantro, basil. You know, I love it all. Arugula. Matt, what's your favorite one in the garden? Vasil. Basel.

I think Basil is really good I think I just overdid it with Basil I did a lot of Pesto Oh And pest I can't even really Like I wouldn't order a Pesto pasta now that it is It's just too much I love Basil

But yeah not I love it too Pesto is just not my favourite And it's especially green Pesto Like a reddish pesto Different I like that just fine But yeah green pesto's

This is a really good podcast. Yeah. We're great. What do you think their straight guys are talking about right now? Yeah, right?

They're probably too busy. They can't talk. They're just jerking it. To conservative Sidi's sweetie. Yeah. Yeah. You know what?

I'm happy to go with Basil. Yeah. I liked the breadth of this conversation there. And how we found out that I'm a coriander diva. I hope that I can fit that into something at some point. Perhaps I could make a, you know,

Ginger Minge, Gummy Bear's style single. And you go on Master Chef Australia. I'm the Carrieta Diva. Yeah. You go on as Master Chef and you only cook with coriander. Spice it up, spice it up. You got to spice it up, spice it up. Yeah.

Yeah. Have your herb. I'm the coriander diva. Okay. Yeah. Basil? Basil, you're in. You're in.

Frozen in the fridge. It's frozen in the freezer of the bunker. It's frozen into freezer? Come and put it in a basalt plant? If you want, but I don't know. Oh. Where are you putting that to grow? I think it should just, like, grow from a crack in the ground.

Okay, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah. But maybe, you know, like Nikki L. harvested some and froze it. Yeah. Just like Malwood. Yeah. Well, he is.

Oh, he went out. That's a flower. Oh, no. We shouldn't have a printer back in the flower in the bunker. Except for the reflexia. Okay, Basil. Basil, you're in. Lock it in.

Sir Daniel. Hello. It's time for our final topic of conversation. Oh, and aren't you excited? I am. So I've been wondering this for quite some time, and I'm unsure about the sheer breadth of this subject. But which of Victoria's Secrets gets into the bunker? We have, we've been sitting on this secret for quite a time.

Yeah, and we couldn't talk about it, obviously. So Victoria's Secret, probably the DUI. Shit. Yes. Victoria was out driving one night in only her lingerie. Yeah. And she was late coming back from a photo shoot with the other angels. Yes.

Victoria. And that's where the angels concept comes from. Because she hit someone, kept driving, got pulled over. They never connected her to the crime. But the angels knew. But she got a DUI and had to keep it a secret. But then in honor. of that person, the unknown person that she killed,

she said, no, no, we'll have Victoria's Angels that come out at the, you know, during the fashion shows to kind of remind me of the blood cost of where I am now. I think my favourite of her secrets is the back surgery that she underwent as a child. And her time wearing that brace gave her some crazy. ideas. Ah.

And that was the, you know, origin of the incredible and quite discreet harnesses that the angels wear to bear the weight of those wings. But yeah, she's not one to really talk about the excruciating torment that she went through as a child,

the teasing, the bullying. That's a real secret. Yeah. I think my favorite of Victoria's secret. is when the gals invite her to go to their beach house in Carmel and she says, I actually have to stay late and work on these new panty designs.

She doesn't, she just doesn't want to go. She finds some of the other people to be a bit overbearing. But that's one of the victorious secrets that she keeps closest to her heart. She's really much more of an introvert than extrovert. Another great one is that her favorite, Netflix original series was Atelier, the one-season Japanese drama that focused around a small group of lingerie designers.

She was quite hurt that she wasn't brought on to be consulted on that, but she loved the series and was hoping for a season two. It didn't happen. I think one of the less than known of Victoria's Secrets is probably that she got into the business of underwear because she sought a world in which people could live as more exposed and vulnerable because after the death of that anonymous stranger at her hands, she started to think about the brevity of the human life, particularly if she's on the road, and started thinking we spend too much time with clothes on. And secretly, the world should be more exposed and more

vulnerable? Probably that one. That's quite good. If I have one more secret of hers to discuss, what would it be? Maybe that she really fucking hates Carmen Carrera. Like a lot. Yeah. But she doesn't know why? She doesn't know why? She doesn't know why? No. But she said, back off. If we wanted to cast you, we would. Yeah. But we don't. Yeah. But we don't. Yeah. Not because you're trans. Because I don't know. I can't put my finger on it, but I don't really like you. Yeah.

She's got Diane. She's got Fiesi. And she's got, what's her name? Tilly. Yeah. They're trans friends of hers. Yeah. She sees them.

Yeah. But not Carmen. No. So I think, you know, she's just like, there's something that I just don't resonate with you about this person. Yeah. And it doesn't matter how many individuals. and how many people sign a fucking petition online.

I'm not interested. Yeah. And I'd say the last one that I'll throw into the bucket is that sometimes, you know, when the kids have gone to bed and Greg Othewel is in bed next to her, she'll scoot you over a little because she finds him to be a bit too hot. Yeah. And kind of get out of the satin bed sheets. kind of slide out

and still in her fashionable skimpy nighty slip out the door and take the car key to the jag and get out into the garage making sure that she opens up manually so it doesn't make all that noise and fuss with the motor

get into the jag and drive through the quiet streets of Los Angeles late at night and she'll go to a jack in the box still open and she'll go through the drive-through and she won't order anything but she'll just drive up to the box just to hear someone trying to do something for her someone asking what do you need yeah and realizing

that's the first time she's heard that question in months and then she whisper into that small voice box yeah thank you and drive into the night yeah that's got to be the one I think that's the secret that goes in Victoria's secret Yeah Her secret late night rendezvous With Jack in the box Yes

Yeah Matt Do you have any Other Victoria's secrets Just that she's been Learning to play the saxophone For a number of years But she's still too shy

To perform in front of anyone Fair But she's getting better And she does plan That at one of her shows one day She'll come out and do a saxophone solo Yeah

And what's Everyone will slowly turn To face her emerging For the audience Yeah And what wings will she be wearing For this They're kind of like

Like extra horns, I guess To just amplify the sound. That's good. That might be the one. Yeah. But she's still practicing. She's not ready yet. Yeah.

She's going to need practice. That's why she bought that second Malibu home. Yeah. In her second home. Yeah, just to go there. And they don't know what else knows about it. They think it's a tax haven't. Maybe that's better.

It's a bit less sad. Yeah. Just speaks to a yearning. Yeah. And that we can all learn no matter what our age. Yeah, exactly. yeah do we do the saxophone

saxophone okay oh okay okay your secret's safe with us so the way that manifests in our doomsday bunker yeah is it

sometimes at about three in the morning members of the bunker who squeak out of their murphy beds yeah can put their ear close to an open pipe

that during the daytime produces a kind of steam but at night nothing at all except for soft emanations of a sound. As Victoria

secretly practices her saxophone for a Victoria's secret show that may never come to her well. Baronetta That's great. Okay, good. So this week, we have Candy Kong.

Candy Kong, she's in the Bungong Honorary inclusion. Yeah. My favorite Republican. Candy Kong. Oh, God. She might be. Yeah.

She's from a fucking, like, religious, like, not religious, um, royal family. Like, she's like Princess Anne or something. Yeah, maybe. Of course she's conservative. Shit. She's spending the common good. Yeah, bananas. Yeah.

Then, um, speaking. Speaking of bananas, we've got Belinda Greed. Yeah. More for me. Belinda Greed. You've made it in. Yeah. And then we have Victoria's Secret.

Bada, putty, but... Playing softly through a pipe as she secretly practices her saxophone. And who could forget? Basil. And Basil. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's it.

That's it. Congratulations. You're all in the bunker. And congratulations to you, listener. What a great job we've done this week. Yes. We've all done an amazing job. Rewriding history sometimes with the truth bombs that we've put out there.

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