Death To Everyone - Death To... Dogs, Spices & Comicon

Episode Date: June 18, 2026

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Zelda, you're sick Yeah You're sick You're sick in the head Yeah Yeah What are you gonna do about it Rest

No, you're gonna wake up today And you're gonna say, I'm not sick No Yeah No Come on I hate people who say that I'm not sick

Say it with me I am sick Oh here she goes With that negative self-talk Oh my God Why are you sick why do you think I'm sick because of Comic-Con

I think all those greasy nerds it's true it's true but they all social distance until they don't yeah it's polar opposites it's either hello from afar

and don't come in closer or like oh my bubble has been popped and it can't be recovered because you're still here yeah yeah and you're still talking Oh, they love to talk. Did you?

Okay, no, we'll talk about Comic-Con in one of those segments. But we did Oz Comic-Con last weekend, everyone. Australia's Victorian chapter Comic-Con. Yes. We didn't see Summer Glow, unfortunately, River from Firefly. Ah. She meant to be there. Oh, she was there.

Yeah. Why didn't we seek her out? Well, I think it's quite, she was the only star there. None of the true beauties were going to be there, except for Summerglow. And do you know my favorite thing about Summerglow is that she's mentioned in like one of those, Good Evening America. I'm Chloe Sevin. Yes, she is too.

I was sat next to Tinsley Mortimer and Summer Glow at Acura's annual memorial for ideas. Yes. We were there to celebrate Gogh Squirts. I'll show you how to make a toast I love toadest We had it such a jam-packed weekend last week of geeks We had our finale finale screening party of the Wicham Girls Well it was actually

Okay so hello we're drag queens and this is our show But no way Celestial goddesses are putting me Cut that out Cut that out Might have you cut it out I hope it's cut already Okay good

Where Celestial got Sorry We added a show We added an additional live show Because of demand Yeah And do you know what I'm not gonna break ranks

And say who it was But there was some quiet Side Eye People that thought we might not be able to Sell out a fourth event You're like Oh If we just leave it at three

We'll have three sold out instead of three and a fourth one where two people go. Well, let me tell you. Let me tell you what happened in actual reality. They all sold out. They all sold out. And that was pretty sick. Yeah.

And to the people who he tricked into buying those tickets, no refund. I don't think anyone felt tricked. No, that's part of how good scam works. Oh, my God. It's like, you know, marriageing, being a hot blonde marrying an old man. Yeah. And like, you know, he doesn't feel scared. scammed, he just feels taken care of in the last days of his night, which is how I see our audience.

We're the hot blonde. I got to come along because I haven't been to the other ones. Yeah. And what did you think of the Experian? Well, I definitely think that people got scams because I got a free ticket, so I was happy. True. But I was sad I missed out on all the special guests and little performances. But this one, you didn't have to really fill it out so much.

with other things because you could just have all the episodes playing. It was like a cinematic experience, more than anything, but with like a hosted, a hosted cinematic experience. But yeah, we, we did want some more DVD commentary. That would have, that was funny. Yeah, I felt kind of torn because we did chat during the credits, but it was like, we hadn't really, because the episode's so fast, you don't want to really step on anything for people that haven't seen it.

And I think there was a quite a few people there who hadn't yet seen anything. So it would have been a bit disruptive. Shut up Shut up But I think There's a world Where we could do some kind of I really want to do

Like Commentary Like And post them online With us Like picture and picture commentary Yeah We're like we loved shooting this

What a fabulous day that was We Yeah we should You know that famous Ben Affleck commentary On Armageddon No Ben Affleck is with

I think Bruce Willis on the film Armageddon, you know, like the kind of basic thing of Armageddon, that they like have to train up these, train up these like oil drillers because a comet is heading to Earth. Comet? And they need to drill an explosive into the comet

and explode it and then fly off and then save her from... If you have me at Comet, you lose me at oil driller? Well, this is the thing. So Ben, Affleck plays an oil driller. And he's like so over it. Oil driller.

Hey, they're an astronaut outfit. Clearly hates the film so much. And he's sitting there in the commentary being like laughing at it and they'd be like, yeah, because it makes more sense to teach fucking oil drillers how to be astronauts that it does to just treat atronauts how to use a fucking drill. Then that's the kind of commentary we could do. Wait, I found an Armageddon poster. that's in French. For l'amour,

for l'onnier, for humanity. For humanity? Yeah. For love. For honour. For humanity. I presume.

Anyway. This doesn't look like it's about aliens at all. No, there's no aliens. It's my least favorite sci-fi. But it's one of those, what do you call them? Sibling films or whatever.

Like Bugs Life and the other one. Ants. Oh, this came out. when... Deep Impact came out. Deep Impact. Except you know in Deep Impact, the comic actually just hits. Sorry.

You know? Anyway. So we did that. We added our extra screening. Hold out. Thank you for coming. Yes. And then we went on the next day to the Singilda Film Festival.

Yes. And we did a panel. With young filmmakers and people. In like a class. You know, like, let me tell you something about this life. It's not glamorous. I'll tell you something. It is not glamorous.

The vision of like, oh, wow. We're doing a witchy girls panel at the St. Kilda Film Festival? I'm imagining like, when you see footage of like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the 90 Second Street Y, like us sitting on chairs with glasses of water in the darkness. Yes. You know, that was not the case. No.

No. It was a classroom. And an adult learning annex. during the daytime. And there was a coffee cart downstairs. And I was like, how nice. They've supplied free coffee. No?

We had to pay for that coffee. And so we walked up, I sat down. And it was like maybe 30 seats, 35 seats, half full. Yeah. And we kicked off the panel. And like, listen, it's not about the people who aren't there. It's about the people who are. Yeah.

And the people who were there were like, je adorable. young filmmakers who were like actually a vibe. And like we would like it's weird to talk about the thing of making this show so quickly after it's done because you really don't have enough perspective to like offer anything valuable to other people but they seemed interested. But halfway well 10 minutes in this very tall woman wearing all black and a veil and red sunglasses came in and sat in the front of the front of it. Row. What was that about? And that woman's name was so limited. So originally, originally,

I had work on the Saturday and we had the panel of like three in the afternoon or thereabouts. And then we had the next gig, which we'll speak to in a second. But originally I was working until three on that day. So I was like, I can't do the panel. So it was all kind of planned without me. But then in the weeks that proceeded, we then had the gig on the Friday night. added. We had Comic-Con on Sunday added. So I ended up taking the whole weekend off work, which meant that I was free to come, but I'd missed my spot on the panel, which is fine. Although now that I have been in that room, it wasn't the, you know, MCU level. We couldn't add the extra chair. Yeah, like, what? Who was going to stop me pulling a chair up

in that classroom? Inevitably, all of life is just that. Yes. People who are like organizers will tell you, like, we can't possibly. Like, it's when, the this has been the recent thing of like when um venues and djs and whatever are like we need to have your tracks by Thursday but the show's on like the next Monday yeah yeah no you don't in fact I know exactly what the fuck is going to happen on Monday you're going to be adding them to your fucking board like yeah 10 minutes before fuck off I don't need to fucking rush myself yes um but that did mean that I could attend incognito and that hate to pull focus from the panel that was happening.

So I just discreetly took my seat in the front row. In our fluorescent lit room. And then we talked. I was sat in a cintra, bad choice. But that dress looks so good. I love that dress. Thank you, Passion Couture. And then we went on that night and did the Priscilla.

What is it? A rare. Shadowcast? But we did a. reprisal of the Priscilla Shadowcast that we did at Acme, sorry Acme, we did it again. We did it at the Victorian Pride Centre, which is a glorious venue. It was great. And, you know, those of you might have attended the first one at Acme, like, the context for that

is that we did that show when we were so unbelievably stressed and tired. Yeah, it was very high witchy girls' time. And so this one felt like a bit of a victory lap because we were. We didn't actually, we weren't broken as people. And the show was more fun for it, I think. It was a really fun vibe in that room. Totally. Yeah.

So we did that with Art Simonier and Paschkotua. Bacchon Couta. And yeah, as Priscilla played, we like performed little bits and bobs and, yeah, kind of chatted through that. We definitely chatted through the whole thing. Oh, yeah. I love talking through movies. It's great. Great.

Not if you're in the cinema, obviously. Oh, boy. And then... Oz Comic Con on Sunday. And then we did the Oz Comic Con. Where we had another panel that was ever slightly more glamorous than the... Oh, bless you. My not sick sister.

Oh. Cough cossed. I'm the one who's not sick. I'm not sick. You are sick. I'm not sick. You're sick. Fully sick.

Like Thorpe. You said... Thorpe says they're fully sick. Thorpe says the third. They're fully sick? You've never seen that ad? No? There's an ad where, like, a woman's trying to get her children to eat something,

usually bars or yogurt or something. Nutri-Grain? Yeah, he was a Nuggen, guy. Nutra-Grain. No, I don't think it is. And then he's like, oh, blah, blah, blah. And then she's, like, on the phone, and she's like, Thorpe, are these fully sick?

And then he's like, oh, yeah, they're fully sick. And then she turns to her kids and goes, Thorpe says they're fully sick. And then she eats them. All the kids eat them. Wow. Because a gay guy told them, too. Yeah, fully sick gay guy.

All right. Anyway. Yeah, so we did a panel and then Lazy and I. There was a screen. There was a screen. But also panels at Comic-Con. They're really just somewhere for people to sit. But in attendance, I was surprised.

We had Severus Snape. Yes. We had Crewella DeVille. Yes. We had Elaster Girl. Yeah. And we had Supergirl. Yeah.

super woman. Pretty good lineup. Super girl. I think she was super girl. And so like, we didn't know that they were going to come. But it's honestly such a huge thing. And for them to put aside their differences. Yeah.

You know, to fighting for good, too fighting for evil. Did you see later that Glinda came right at the end? Yes. That was pretty good. And I really held back for like five minutes and saying, look, it's Galinda. I know. And then when I did do it, I didn't think anyone cared. No.

Fuck these fucking nerds. Anyway, that was fun. That was fun. But once again, extreme overhead lighting. Yes. Oh, God. Huge cold room. In that big exhibition centrist.

And I would say a real lack of deodorant. Yeah. And I don't want to harp on that. Obviously, how people want to do that is their thing. It was noticeable. Yeah. You know? Like, I've been to gay saunas that I haven't had that much beer.

Yeah. That's because the shit. The shit? People are shitting. Like overpowered. No. No, well. Well, it depends on the night.

Oh, God. Yeah, so we did the panel. And then we also had a little booth where we did some tarot readings. Oh, no. And then. We were offering jokey tarot readings. Yeah, except people. would come up and be like,

can you tell me how to fix my life? Yeah. One woman came up and was like, am I ever going to be well? And like she was wearing like a face mask and she was clearly like immunocompromised. And I was like, the cards are saying probably.

But also don't hold me to that. But the cards are saying, you just need to say you're well. I'm not a doctor. I'm a witch. Yeah, exactly. And not a witch doctor. Do you know that Gypsy Rose Blanche

its mother had her salivary glands removed. I saw something about that the other day. Why would she do that? Because she had Munchausen's by proxy. D-D. Munchausen. Munchausen, you know? No, what's that?

It's where you, like, so Munchausen's, like, baseline is where you pretend you're sick, like, Zaudelman. But you take a psychological issue where you, like, are someone that's like, oh, I've got cancer, but you don't actually have cancer, but you like convince yourself you have cancer and then you convince it run around you and like you do all of these things because it's like I don't know

what the deep psychological reasons for it are but it's like a way of getting attention or a way of like filling a need or whatever it can come from like deep deep abuse and that sort of thing but then Munchausen's by proxy and it's often seen in like mothers with their children is they'll like be like oh my child is really sick My child.

And so what happened with Gypsy Rose Blanchett is like her mother was like, oh, you have cancer, you need to be in a wheelchair, you have all these like different like issues with your like eye movements. You have like, yeah, she was just like a very sick child and they did all the make a wish stuff and they got all this like huge support and it was just like a massive thing. And then yeah, she like slowly kind of came into her and as a young adult woman, the time. child and and um and then her and her internet boyfriend come real boyfriend killed her the mother. Yeah. Oh crazy. And then she went to prison poor thing.

Yeah. Hmm. I feel like I don't know if I'm going to get trouble for this, but I feel like that's justified. A thousand, I was reading some of the comments today. Yeah. On one of these like self-defense. It's like self-defense. You know.

She did recently where it was like that someone was like, sad for D.D. And I was like, I'm sorry. What the fuck do you mean sad for D.D.? This woman abused, like, I mean, obviously a very unwell person. But, like, she abused this girl. This, like, Gypsy Roe Blanchett had 30 surgeries. Yeah. 30 surgeries, including having her salivary glands removed,

having, like, eye surgery to change stuff that wasn't even broken. Like, having, like, she was intubated, had a tube shoved down her throat. Like, all of this insane stuff on her chest. that didn't deserve it. Who was like, and it's just crazy. It's like the most insane level of abuse. And then, yeah, sometimes fuck around to find out. Sometimes your daughter gets an online boyfriend.

Yeah, that's right. Blanchet? Blanchard. Blanchard. Blanket. Anyway, so we had that. We gave some terror readings to the folks. Yes.

And then, Lazy and I joined, what was her name, Cici Viper? I was, we haven't discussed her. C.C. Viper and Little Monster. Little Monster. To judge the Lipsink competition and Viper and Lil M are cosplay Dioatrons. Who I think had won the previous year at the annual lip sync competition. Did they win the lip sync?

I think Lil Monster came second and I think Cici Viper came first. Ooh. Because Viper is a belesque deal. A you can tell. Oh yeah. There's poise. Oh, yes. I really liked her, but there was a point afterwards where she was like, that one nearly made me cry.

I was like, oh. I agree with her. I agree with her. She was right. We'll get there. We'll get there. So we judged what felt like 47,000 contestants in the Lipsing competition. And it was a-

You know what? In the lead up to this. Like, you never really know what life is going to hurl at you. but we were like, and you guys can kind of come in and host the lip sync competition. Yeah. Because you're drag queens.

And like, you know, listen, I think it's a bit stolen valor. Obviously people like CC Viper and Little Monster have like deep ties to this community actually know what the fuck is happening. Like no one the fuck gave a shit about two drag queens being there. But we got there. And the show already had a host.

Yeah. So they just needed us to sit in corsets. Yes. On low chairs. In the front row. Blocking everyone. Blocking everyone's view with witch's hats. Yes.

In a like neon lit room in a back corner near a roller door. For an hour and a half. But I did enjoy. It was amazing. This is the stuff that I like never change my life. Yeah. Like I love that kind of stuff. Yes.

It's so fun. It's so fun. The danker, the better. Yeah. And it was. It delivered on that one. No, what was I about to say? No, it's gone. Roll the door.

Roll the door. Two drag queens, no one give us this shit? Yes, they did because when they, did you remember this? Because it was when we did the panel and like went down the lane and like named everyone, we all got like lukewarm applause from the crowd that just wanted somewhere to sit. But then when we were on the lip sync panel and they were introducing us, it was like, winner of season four of drag race, lazy Susan.

And people were like, woo, yeah. And then drag queens out of moon. Cece Viper. Woo! I didn't remember it. It was like our parent. It was so funny. Very, very, very, very funny.

That's not funny. That's hurtful. No, it was great. I'm not famous. You should have been like a wrestler and be like, fuck you. Smashed a chair across the head. Yeah, I'm the villain. All right.

We should really start bringing more prop, like smash or breakaway items. Oh, true. Like a breakaway chair and shit. Yeah. We should get that for the Medea so we can get really angry and be like, I'll kill you. It's not too late. Actually, listener, this episode comes out the day after the Medeas, which, oh, fingers crossed. Oh.

I don't think we have this one, to be honest. Me, no. But it's just an honor to be nominated. Yes. Oh, it's going to be so funny to lose a complaint about it forever. I mean, listen. Yes. So that was our weekend, which we'll dive more into Comic Con in one of our segments today.

Yeah, but what a crazy time. And now it's like, back to life, back to reality. Witchie Girls chapter isn't yet fully done. But there's, yeah, soon your social media feeds will be flooded with little cut up versions of the episodes. We're going vertical drama. Clips. Not even clips. We just call it we're doing a serialized vertical drama.

You know, 36 episodes. I've continued my journey on going rogue. And I've had several messages from listeners being like, I'm now also listening to it and loving it. It's so good. It's amazing. I'm up to they just, she just covered, um, oh my God.

No, what was the one? A girl. What I can think about is Armageddon, but I know that that's not, what I just talked about. Artemis fell. No.

Pirates of the Caribbean, that one was so good. No. Well, this is just so interesting. Why don't we cuddle this? Sorry, Robin Hood. Oh,

That was good too. Oh, I'm up to Pirates of the Caribbean. That's good. No, it's really good. But I want to now watch, don't worry, darling, because that sounded kind of interesting. Yeah.

And then last night I went to watch it, and I saw who's actually in it. And I'm like, ew, I don't want to watch that. Yeah. But The How to Train Your Dragon, one was really good. Oh, just such fantastic insights on the history of these.

Also, just the production is so schmick. And I love her. boys. Yeah. She's got such an iconic, like, tell me what it is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

It's good. But not at this podcast, obviously. Obviously. Because we have all our facts straight. Yes. Now, during Lazy's, whatever she was talking about, you might have heard some delightful little beep pops. That was me raising my new Tamaguchi, because that's the other thing we didn't talk about. We're barely.

It's when you bring a life into this world. It's actually just. That's the new chapter for us. So Zelda and I went to the Namco. Namco Bandai. We went to the Namco Bandai booth at the end of the day. Because we know what? The mistake we always made at Drag Expo was that we never got to saunter around

because we were like locked to a booth. And so this time we were not making that mistake. And so we went for a little stroll. And we went and got Tamagotches. Yes. And they were 6999. And when I went, up to the register so that

I mean all the people that work at all the booth like those big booths were like look at all these and nerds like they were clearly normies anyway so we worked with this guy and I was like I'll just one time I got you please and he was like that's $70 and I was like no no

that's not what it is it's 69 and do you think he enjoyed that? I think he did I think that was probably the highlight Did I tell you about, when Lazy was looking at the Tamagocchi's, I was inquiring with one of the people who worked at that stall. I was like, excuse me, do you have any Evangelians? And he was like, yeah.

Not many, but I'll show you the ones we have. And I was like, okay. So he took me over, showed me this unit one that was like, he was like, oh, this one's like, $450. I was like, I don't care. whatever um and he's showing me da da da da da da da and i was like i didn't care about the price but it's just so ugly i was like also that is not the design in the anime like what are all these like hexagons on his cheeks and the dude's like uh i don't know it's like i'm not interested what else do you

have he's like oh well we have the like the head um and then he showed me this like gigantic unit one head. And he was like, you can plug it in and the mouth lights up. I was like, why? The mouth doesn't light up in the show. Do you have anything else? He was like, no. And it was like, well, then I'm not going to buy any of these.

It sounds like we were the delight of the entire store. God damn it. I was trying to like have a laugh with him, but he was like, oh, sorry, I don't, I don't know. I don't know. It's like, I just want, I just want to have banter with nerds. I don't think that insulting his wares is the quickest way to his heart. I don't think that boy is responsible for the wares of Bandai Namco.

Cut to him at the end. Packing up like, put it away, Ronnie. No one wants your hexagon. But I used to have three models of like units zero, one and two. No one knows what you mean when you're saying unit one, unit two, unit five. Oh, well, I do have a model of unit five at the moment. In Evangelion, there's like big, big mech. Which is a television show and movie.

Yes. Everybody. It's the most famous anime on the planet. Some people do not know. And you have to give them contact. And so if you give, it's about robots. Robots. Yes.

And children. Yeah. The children sit inside of the robots. But they're 13. 12? 14. Oh. Anyway.

And they have to fight the angels. which aren't really angels. They're kind of monsters. Okay. Matt, how's your week? It's been busy. I've had lots of after-school concerts. It's end of term two.

Oh. The kids are presenting what they've learnt this last two six months. And how many of these children have you failed? I failed all of them. None of them practiced. Oh. No, actually, you know what? There was one hopeful, beautiful story.

these two girls realized they were playing the same song for the concert. And so they organized in their own time to practice at lunchtime together, each playing a harmony as well. Wow. Of this song, little French, traditional French folk song. And... The Chasse Lise is a busy street. Exactly that.

Yeah. And they performed it. By themselves, they didn't have me, but they couldn't stay in time, so they had to say go in between every line. Oh. So they were saying, they heard him, do, do, do, do do do do do go. That's so cute. Which was really funny. That was a beautiful little performance.

Well, and they did that in their own time. Yeah. So you weren't involved in that as a teacher. No, no, no, I told them that they were playing the same song. Oh, you saved the seeds. But you were hoping that it would cause fighting, but instead it caused unity. Yeah, yeah. I was hoping for a big meltdown on stage.

No, no. They, yeah, they took it upon themselves to practice together at lunchtime, which was really good. Cute. And that was nice. But yeah, no, I've just been kind of, yeah, just dealing with a four-week-old baby as well. The baby. Yeah, not doing too much else. I did come out.

Oh, great. Thank you. Yeah, I came out to the witchy girls. Oh, great. With my sister. And she loved it. She listens to the pod. Hi. Your sister, what a vibe.

She's cool. She's cool. She was wearing her best, like, rock chick slash witchy sort of look. Delivered. Oh, you haven't made Jesse yet. So you can't give an official ranking of the siblings. Oh, that's my brother. Yeah. Oh. No, did I not.

I've observed him. Yeah, you met it. At gigs? Yeah, you came to one of our gigs. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, well, what's your official ranking? Wait, was he wearing overalls that night?

Um, he was wearing something. Hmm. Something memorable. Wait, what is your sister's name again? Phoebe. Phoebe. Hi, Phoebe. Yeah, I'd say Phoebe Matt overalls.

Yeah. Yeah. Sounds good. Sorry. What? You're calling my brother overalls? Yeah. Oh, the ranking.

Yeah. Oh, Phoebe above me. Yeah. Should you? You know me too well. That's fine. She's got all the mystery and allure that... You're saying that if we got to know, Phoebe,

we would realise absolutely not. He rang her down? No, I'm just saying. That's why you're number two, Matt. And you didn't even fight for overalls. No, I know. That's fine. He's always been third.

And because he doesn't listen to his pod, although he did give us his song for free for the witcher girls. Hey, that's true. So maybe he is number two. Yeah. What did you do? The witchy girls, man. Too much.

Too much. So, yeah, we are new parents. So Zelda and I both got Tamaguchi paradises. Tamaguchi's a crazy now, y'all. Because we got the Jade Forest edition. Which I think is the newest. Apparently they're about to bring out a new one. But in the Tamagotchi, as in the Mormon faith,

you start by getting given a planet. And then on your planet, you start raising in one of the biomes a new child, a new tamar. And then depending on how you raise them, they grow up different. And can I say, Zelda and I went back to my house after Comic-Con. Zelda was playing dagger heart with my husband.

And we started raising the children. And Zelda immediately became... The most neglectful parents I was multitasking. Mama, you were not. I was doing one task and it wasn't taken care of the baby. And the baby was suffering. And I had to step in like child services and like save the baby from literal death. Because it was like alone in a cot filthy while she'd gone out, I don't know, gambling or playing with her friends.

I was playing my seven foot three. Sarah Sarah Anyway I come to find out Listen All of this goes about saying My child was just

Thriving Oh yes But Zelda had Raised this child And then it was It came out as this Cow Creechow pig

It was a cow Panda pig Cow panda pig And she The way she talked about This child That she had neglected since Day Dot, who had evolved into the cow panda pig

because she had neglected it because she had like had so many parenting mistakes that it could only go down that evolutionary line. My mistake was trying to have a life. And she said, this fucking cow panda pig, it always looks unhappy. It does always look unhappy. That's because you ruined its life.

No, when it's at peak happiness, it's still like, because it's the side of like the sea, were sewn, you know. Turn it around. Well, meanwhile, my planet that you can also decorate currently has a little dolphin hat that my sister gave me. And my planet carries a little walking stick with a bow on it for some ratata. Ratata.

Ratata. Yeah. What does your planet wear at the moment? My planet is wearing a red and pink bow on top of its head and then some Lolita sandbasses. And it's got a gorgeous satin. So I just zoomed in and saw my fucking sad little peter again. What are you sad about? You're in the big house.

Anyway, that's the story. You'll never know, I guess. I hate that thing. You can't, yeah, this is a... Until they write a tell-all memoir. Yeah, wait for it. It's going to be Mommy-dearest all over again. Mommy.

Oh, it's nice to have a tamaguchi again. I like taking care of this baby. It's a full-time job. Well, it is. It is. How are you meant to go to work and do this at the same time? I keep, like, I mean, I had some time off work this week because I am sick. Thank you.

But when I went in on... Maternity late. Negative self-talk. Yeah, definitely. When I went on Thursday, like, I didn't look at it for eight hours, nine hours. You got to put it on your fucking lanyard. No, I can't do that. What do you think people would say?

Well, they'd probably not say anything. They'd be like, well, that checks out. No, I think you'd probably get everyone in the staff onto raising Atama. That's true. You should get everyone at your work atama. And then you could all be friends. It's the one missing link. Wait, so now that I've started a new baby, my pig thing will die eventually.

Selah, I can't help you. Okay. I can't help you try and kill your baby. Well, how's about this for an apocalypse this week? if you're ready. I'm ready. You raise the earth? Yes.

And therefore... The world is my Tamaguchi. And you're all my little tamar. But I've got stuff to do. And I haven't looked at it for a couple hours. And then when I look back, everybody is so hungry and sad looking. And that just puts me right off. It's raining all the time.

It's raining all the... It's raining right now. Does yours really not rain this much? No, I've had one day of rain. I... Like, I'd say 80% of mine has been raining. It's probably because you bring such negativity to the world. It's trying to know Isaac your world.

Wipe it all away. But, well, anyway, then everyone dies. And we'll be right back. Bye-bye. Hello, listener. We're back again. Hello. Ship aside. Oh, no, we can't do that.

Sorry, Shangela. I know. It's so annoying. I'm not sorry to Shangela. I'm sorry to us. Yes. Well, welcome back, everyone. I hope you're doing well.

Okay, so should we start off with a speak pipe? We love a speak pipe. Now, if you don't know about this, we have some of our listeners send through some speak pipe, which is where you can contact us with your queries, ideas, and thoughts about our doomsday bunker?

Do we ever introduce the concept of this show? Not on this episode. Not this episode. This is a show called Death Day Row where we make a doomsday bunker where everything that we think should survive from human culture goes in. At the apocalypse. At the apocalypse. Which is me neglecting the world as a demagogu. Nail clippers, they're in.

Yeah. Tin cans, they're in. Yeah. That's all. Evel's mother, making a birthday cake. She's in. Something that went in last week? That's in.

Yeah. Lots of funny stuff went in last week. Really? Say. Sam with a seal Oh, that seal Those are dots From your phone

I love I've been using them Me too I love those dots I took a screenshot today While I was in the car But they don't always move No they don't

Only when you're turning Like when you're accelerating Is that correct Yeah that's what your body's feeling I thought it should just be constant As you're moving No no no No

Neutrinos Because if your body is feeling Like if your body's not feeling acceleration then the dots are still. Oh, see, Mike, you know so much about this technology. It's actually crazy. Dotty.

But I made it, yeah. Yeah, you were the dot boy. Docky. Like running Evangelion. Matt's favorite store? Doddy. Okay. Okay, let's play the track.

You really are a new parent who made a dad joke already. Oh, God. Wait, what? All right. So, um, okay, so we'll start off with this, Biko. Beak. And this one is from Momo. Oh yeah, fucking good I,

Celestial goddesses and space car driver Matt. Fucking how the bloody hell are you? Fucking. This is hot. Okay, it's Mo Mo Mo from Sydney here. My question is, I know we have a couple of animals in the bunker already, but I think we also all know that there needs to be a dog in the bunker.

And I know lazy Susan isn't going to be happy about this. because somehow lazy fucking Susan is the only fucking vegetarian I've ever met who seems to have an active dislike of animals. I don't know how she squares that one, but anyway, we know that there needs to be a dog in the bunker. Who is it going to be? Is it going to be lassie? Is it going to be one of those cute little robot dogs from the early 2000s? Zelda, I know you're going to love that.

There's so many options. and we all know that life is better with a dog. So who is it going to be? I would love to hear your thoughts, sending you lots of love. By the way, the witchy girls is so good. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Love you, girls.

Bye. Thank you, Mama. I'm glad that you can watch, but it would appear that you can't listen, because listen to this. We have the guide dog statue dog in the bunker. That's true. And Lassie's in the bunker,

but only as a food source for the mech. There's a lot of famous dogs. Also, I want to make, I've got to put this on the record. Put up the record. I really like animals. As we've discussed before, number one, my husband doesn't really like animals. Well, doesn't like pets. That's not my opinion, but I'm just like that, if you hear me talking about why we don't have pets or whatever, like, that's why.

You got a Tamagotchi now, so. Well, exactly. I love animals, obviously, more than Zelda who abuses animals. Hey. Yeah, and the AI will remember that when the AI overlord come. The Tamagotis. They'll be like, Zelda, do you remember this? And then it will bring up a live pig.

And be like, you remember her? You sent her to live on the plains. But I just, you know, it's like the Lady Gaga thing for you, Zelda. I just don't like the fans. And I hate zoos. I hate the lack of rides at zoos. Oh. I hate the...

What do you think the animals are there for? I just... Do not ride the animals. I hate the walking around. Oh, my God. I hate the, like, oh, there it is. Like, yeah, okay. Oh, there it is.

Oh, there it is. But what about even better when the, wait, where is it? Yeah, that's a joy. I love that butterfly enclosure, though. But I just, you know, like, I love, like, love that animals exist, but I'm not obsessed with them as part of my identity. Which is cruel. You know?

Sadly, I do know. But as a side by to all of this, we need to listeners, us to get the band together, to make Zelda get a dog. I know. It's, no. I've had it. Get this. Wait, would you actually get this?

Last night, there I am, sitting at home, sick. Here she goes. When I get a message from my brother to the family chat, controversial family chat. Okay, well, the message came at 2.37, but I looked at it in the top of class. In the morning. note. Oh. Of

a dog. A dog? A little puppy. Are they getting another dog? They're getting another dog. Oh, they shouldn't get another dog. Well, yeah. We also have Micah the dog in the bunker.

Yes. From our live show. Yeah. One of the audience members just chucked his dog in there for some reason. Yeah, the guy with the ugly shoes. Hey. So if you want to listen to the live show. Yeah.

You can listen about the dog, the really interesting segment about the guy's dog. I'm putting my dog in. Listener, should we live? Lux? We're going to live. We're going to live again. Let me say this. I've done keyword search dog.

Oh, yeah. In the chart. God, you can do that? Yeah. Oh, I don't want to know about that. We're going to have to do a bunch of, before Zelda tries to go on drag race, we're going to have to scrape this entire thing. What?

She says so many problematic things. What? And someone's going to keyword search. all the awful things she said. What? Listen, we need to make sure the Zelda gets a dog. What are we doing wrong?

So what's stopping you from getting a dog? Do you tell me the reasons and then I'll solve them? I need proper fencing for part of my yard. Great. That's a weekend. We can solve that. We could, yes. You actually have really good fencing in your yard already.

There's just one, well, there's like one to two gaps, but there could be easily solved. Okay, great. Um, one, check, we can do that. Okay. Then two, the fiscal stability, which I've been much more fiscally stable this year, which is relief. Matt, can you Google for me something?

Yeah, what do you Google? Can you Google the annual cost of pet ownership, like a dog ownership? Okay. Okay. Okay, that's good. Um, and then the third and most difficult, which will lead quite well into this, uh, topic is what breed to get.

That's a paralyzing decision. Oh my God. Because I know what I want. What do you want? Irish Wolfhound. But, um, Irish Wolfhound. So big.

Lifespan. So short. That's good. Don't you want just a little basket dog, a lap dog? No. Wow. No. Well, you're looking at a high cost then per year.

How much? Up to $6,000. Oh, that's fine. What? That's how much we're going to spend on Tamagotchi this year. I'm already planning to buy an entire suite just so I can neglect them all simultaneously. Wait, is that just for an Irish wolfhound?

No, look, it says... How much is an Irish wolfhound puppy? And it'll cost is about $1,500 to $6,000, depending on how much you want to spend on them, basically. How much you love them? This baby is so hungry. I've been feeding it milk this entire time. Are you aware of this?

Yeah, well, you've got a top of this. No, my first one was miserable. Because I did not do this for it. Well, actually, none of the parenting mistakes you make in early childhood count towards the evolution. Oh. Yeah. It's only once they become a kid. Yeah, a little baby tumor.

Okay. Sorry, Matt. Go on. Irish Woolfounds about $2,000 to $3,500,000. For a baby. For a baby. Oh, Zelda, come on. What are we doing?

Let's go and get you one today. In my brain, it's like that breed of dog is like $30,000. And the annual... cost is like $75,000. We're getting you an Irish wolfhound. Enough of the bullshit. Do you know what the, what's the average life span? I don't know.

Just Google that. Okay. Because, I don't know. I think, like, $75,000. What are you going to be giving it? That's why when I walk around and see people with pets, I'm like, how the fuck do you afford that?

That is crazy. They eat dirt from the floor. What do you want? Look at any. lives for about six years. Honey, this is great. That's a perfect amount of time for an animal to live. But six years.

That's, I could have had two in the time that we've known each other. That's sad. Yeah, but like, obviously it's sad. But, like, you also, like, the reason that I don't want to get a cat, because I would have a cat, I think, if my partner wanted a cat. He doesn't. He doesn't.

He doesn't. He doesn't. But they, like, live for 20. Like, my sister has a cat called Toast, who she got when she was, like, 21. and she was like living out of home for the first time or whatever and then this cat is like insane and it's just like wah and has like chronic conjunctivitis is like weeping and like little tiny like weird spindly body with just like huge fur that just gets on everything she like had the baby, then she had it for like five years, and then she was like, I need to move house,

but I can't, I don't know, because of this cat. So she went to go and live with my parents. Toast lived with my parents. Then my dad, like, moved to the countryside and couldn't take care of Toast anymore. So then as an adult, like, you know, 36-year-old, 37-year-old woman, my sister has to take this cat back. And now her whole life is this, like, geriatric cat. cat and her in her like unit and the neighbors are like you're screaming at your cat again

because she comes home and the cat's like wh-h-h-h-h-h and she's like shut on toast and that's a lot that is a lot toast just pissed on the whole floor and it's bleached the wood yeah toast yeah hmm so but that's the thing I'm like six years great I mean it's going to be like a lot of morning. Yeah, but six years you could like, you know, then go and live overseas in six years time. True, true, true. Um, yeah, so maybe.

No, not maybe. We're doing it this weekend. Okay. What are you going to call it? Grace Jones. Grace Jones. Yeah. Because I was going to call a turtle that, but I was procrastinating on my turtle

endeavor. Yeah. Yeah. I think a dog might help me find a partner better than a turtle would. Yeah. Yeah. You're one dog away from meeting a hoddy at the dog park. I know.

Although I was just with a gay guy last night. Sorry. Fergus and his partner, Matt. And Fergus recently blew out his shoulder socket. 30% of his shoulder socket was destroyed and had to be surgically repaired. Because in the middle of the night, him and his partner were having a sleepover. and their two dogs, an old greyhound and whatever the fuck Fergus has,

started fighting. Like a dog match started happening in the lounge. Yeah. And he got up and like jammed his arm forward in like a weird position trying to break them apart stopping his dog from killing the greyhound. Oh.

And then it just destroyed his arm. Shit. Yeah. Oh. So you know what? This could be your life. You could have a partner who was a dog dog as well.

Yeah. Wait, what? You know, this is how we're going to get you together. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Have I told you about my torn meniscus? No, what? So when I was at the peninsula the other week, my brother, who's an orthopedic surgeon,

I was like, why is my knee so sore? And then he was having a look and I was describing the issues. And he was like, oh, I think you have a torn meniscus. So anyway, I'm going to go see a specialist

soon and get an MRI. What is that? So like, the, listener if you know what a meniscus is don't listen to this and if you don't know what a meniscus is don't listen to this but it's like the whatever

between the bones the cushion yeah and you can get little like tears in it from doing time I think it's from me dropping to my fucking knees as an idiot drag queen because when I was having this conversation with Luke and Anna I was like I know well I've been dropping to my knees

on performances for years and earlier this year when we were shooting, I curse you Ella Hooper. We dropped to our knees like 20 times in a row on that. On a concrete. Well, it was like a grill, it was like a grill with that gritty like grip paint over it. So like, do you remember that my knees were bleeding after that? Yeah. I just thought you were being, you know, weird for attention.

But that's the only thing I can put it down to because ever since like my knees have been really, especially this one. Oh my God. Like this one's pretty fine, but this one all year has been like, like, I feel like an old person. Yeah. Crouching and stuff. And he was like, well, he was at all the time? And I was like, no, it's only in very specific positions or like movements.

And he's like, well, that sounds like dorminiscous. Da-da-da. Because it's like, fine. Like I can walk around. I can stand all day. I can't stand on it in a particular position anyway. So yeah, I think... Wow.

And the fun thing that he said was that like... And I was like, well, can't I just leave it? And then it will heal. And he's like, no, they don't heal. You'd have to get surgery to like... They don't heal? It doesn't heal. What happens?

He's like, the surgery will just cushion the pain. So then you can kind of move on kind of thing. So he's like, there's no urgency because the surgery is not going to fix anything. But then Demi, my workwife, said that her partner, Matt, so many mats around. Also had to torn meniscus from like playing sport or something, which I think is the more likely. Yeah.

And he had cortisone shots to help it. Fun. I don't know. Anyway, that's my medical update. Oh my God. I know. That is crazy. And I'm talking to my brother and I'm like,

you're saying that I need knee surgery. he's like, yes. And I was like, Luke, that's fucked up. He was like, what do you mean? It's a 15 minute walk in, walk out. I was like, oh, 15 minutes surgery. But he's a surgeon. Yes.

So he thinks of surgery as being easy because he's exposed to it all the time. Wait, does it walk in, walk out for him or for you? Well, I won't be walking out after knee surgery. Yeah, he's just thinking about how long it'll take him to do surgery. It's like, yeah, but very quick. And they were, because his wife is a, is a nurse. and they were both like, oh, it's like very common surgery, like really easy.

Like, da-da-da-da. It sounds like what Didi was saying to old Gypsy Rose, very common cancer. Jesus. Isn't that crazy? That is crazy. That's so crazy. Yes. And at the start of your drag career, it's just insane.

Like, I don't want you to have to go through that. Ah-ha. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah, that is upsetting to me. that like when people are like, oh no, that's just like, that's just how it is now. Yes. Kerchin has started playing a pub footy.

And I went to a pub footy bash. They were having a little like party after their Saturday game. And it was so sweet to be at like a gorgeous little house party again. But I tell you like every second person had some sort of cast or sling or injury. And I was like, what the fuck is like what is the meat grinder? that is pub footy. Yeah. They're like, oh no, I just had to, like, I've not been able to play this season because,

like, my shin bone came protruding through my fucking kneecap or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, you know what? This doesn't seem fun. No. I can look around and see the warning signs. This is not what I want to do with my life. Oh, my Lord.

Invite pain. Sorry. No. That's pain from Final Fantasy 10 to. I'm not interested. So, listeners, we need you to figure out if you know much about Irish wolfhounds, please send it. And then you justify your lawn. True.

I'll get off of you about the lawn if you get an Irish wolf town. I've been doing a lot of lawn work lately. What have you been doing? Cutting it really low. Because I'm trying to dethatch it. Yeah. It's gone too much. Yeah.

Because there was a few times... You're going to level? You got some sand? When we were shooting the Witcher girls where I had to neglect my lawn. Due to being so fucking time. Word of the day. Lorn? Neglect dialogue.

Where's that little cow panda bitch now? What's happening now? Is she hungry again? Probably. Wait, no, it is sick again. What? I was... Okay, sorry.

You're leaving a baby in the rock and rain. I don't know what you expect. Hey, no, it's eating little bamboo cells. Sorry, listen, sorry. Oh, it's evolved. Sorry. Sorry. Okay, so...

Well, tell us about your baby's evolution. No, no, it's just the cell. is eating little bamboo bits. And now it's zooming out and your baby's evolving now? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it's looking so surprised. Oh, and now it's shining with rainbow light.

And now it's blue. And rosy cheeks. Wait, is this way? Oh, what I got 300 bucks. Is that what happened when your baby was born, Matt? I have lost a lot of money since my baby was born. Wait, so you didn't gain $300? We get some money, I think, from the baby.

the government. Oh my God. My tax fucking money. Yeah. To go to your flat screen TV. Absolutely not. Oh my God. You remember when J.B.

Hi-Fi had like flat screen TVs at the exact value of the baby bonus. No. They like gave out the baby bonus, which was like, I don't know, 10 grand. No, it wasn't like, it was like three grand or something to every Australian parent. Yeah. And then J.B. Hi-Fi immediately changed the price of their flat screen TV. Wow.

And so, so, this must have been in like 2003 or something or 2004, so many Bogana families immediately had, like, I mean, not all Boganas, but yeah. In my neighborhood, suddenly have flat screen baby bonus TVs. That's very funny. Yeah. Oh, what was I saying? Anyway, I've been cutting the lawn low because you've got it. Because it's thatched.

Yeah. Because when it grows so high, like, unruly. Well, no, I'm scared because of that incident when I was a child. but yeah so I've done one patch and it was a great success so now the other side looks fucking manky at the moment but I've unearthed a lot of rotting shards of blades of grass so soon they'll oh my god it's going to be so good this summer if I'm there in summer again oh do you think you'll stay at this house I don't know it's incredibly inconvenient for this podcast yes yes so I don't know

You're making future plans around this podcast, are you? Well, it's a weekly event that's on the other side of the city. Well, maybe Matt needs to move the studio. Yeah. Yeah. But I mean, you're also in Clifton Hill. Don't tell people where I live. Bleep that.

And it's like, fine when there's no traffic, but long when there is. Yeah. And it's just remember when we could walk to each other's house? That was quite good. That was so long ago. It was three years ago. I don't remember that. Okay.

I don't remember that version of our lives. Get a dog. Yeah. If you get a wolfhound, maybe you're going to limit your options. Yes. Yeah. Anyway. You know what?

Maybe we're going to get you a something a little bit smaller. A kelpie. I could handle a kelpie. Love a kelpie. Kelpie's is so beautiful. You've got to take them out so often. But Zelda loves walking. Yeah.

And they need to take it out of the house more. Anyway. So what dog goes into the bunker? Well, what dog? What dog? I mean, I've loved some Kelpies in my time. What about Spot? The dog?

That'd be Matt's choice. Oh, my God. Actually, in dog news this week, the Scooby-Doo outrage. What? Have you seen the... Okay, so they're doing like a Riverdale version of Scooby-Doo. What?

Yeah. Disney Plus. Ew. He's putting out the origin story of... No. With like young, hot teens. No. Is it already cast?

Yeah, it's already... They put out a teaser. What? And Scooby is not a Great Dane. It's like a chocolate lab. What? And a puppy as well. Yeah, it's a puppy.

And because... And it's just played by a real dog because they want to focus on, like, the teens. What? Young hot teens. It's a CGI dog. Isn't it? I think it's going to be a mix.

Yeah. But like... It looks real. It's realistic. Obviously, like if you're going to try and like you can't do an animated dog on a weekly, on like a TV show. Like it's just so expensive. Yeah. So anyway, my news for this is that there has been outrage about this.

That's a different kind of dog. And I say, who the fuck gives a shit? Oh my God. We cannot be dragged into another fucking cycle of like caring about some shit. fucking reboot. I'm sorry, but have you guys, have we seen the fucking films? Like,

people will be like, that's, the devil wears Prada 2 looks shit. Yeah, no fucking shit. Of course it's gonna be fucking terrible. What's the like loser, Stoner boy's name?

Shaggy. Shaggy. Is he cute? Oh, he's cute. Okay, that's important. But I just, we know,

like we've been on this, on the, this cycle, so many times. Can you believe they called that movie? spooky island. Monsters unleashed. We've just been on this cycle so many times

and every time the internet takes the bait of caring about like, this isn't how this is meant to be. It's like, who gives the shit? You know what this is going to be. It's going to be shit. That is the end of the story.

It doesn't warrant you engaging. It doesn't matter. Why the fuck does it matter what kind of fucking dog it is? It's not the same thing. It's a cartoon that's being adapted. who gives a shit, it's going to be fucking bad. Do you think they're going to lean in hard to lesbiana?

They must if it's a Netflix thing. I'm sure. But like it's like with like Sabrina the Teenage Witch reboot. Like people think, I don't give a shit. It's actually, it doesn't fucking matter because that show is a piece of shit. You don't need to engage with it. It doesn't destroy the other thing. Just leave it alone.

Let it die. And if it turns out to be good, great. But like, we don't need to think about it. that shaggy actor is cute and that's my story he's so cute like I could give two hoots the Fred actor sucks whole

I don't think Fred's ever been important the Scooby-Doo story yeah um Cyclops got added to Marvel rivals yesterday Zelda it's finally happen Maybe if you get a dog you can stop playing Marvel I think you'll have to

Can you actually get this The voice actor for Gene Gray wasn't available So they added Scott and he's got all these fabulous lines with Emma Frost, but no lines with Gene Gray, his wife, no lines. Wow. There's a few lines for when, like, Gene dies and Scott is just talking to her,

but there's no lines of interaction between them because the voice actor wasn't available. Why isn't she available? Busy. She's got a great voice. She's so busy she can't do a day of recording for Marvel rivals. This is, I couldn't agree with you more, sister. But I don't know.

Wait, what's keeping the voice? actor of Gene Gray so busy. I don't know. It's not Funker Jensen. No. Oh, I imagine if it was. But how annoying. But they did release a

continual skin for her. Oh, she looks so good. Listen, I recently saw this game. Recently. I'd seen, I'd heard about it in abstract. And then Zelda was playing it in my presence. Yes.

Did I talk about this already? Probably. So ugly. I've never seen anything so ugly. Phoenix. white crown. Wait till you see this outfit though. I don't care. Which dog? Which dog? You're so right. Um, not spot. Not, not, not Scooby. Matt, do you have a dog? No. Why not? Because we have two children. Is that not good? No, that's enough. Oh, you got to look after. Yeah, I don't want a dog yet.

Yeah, you just got to look after it all the time. clean up its poop. Yeah. I don't love the cleaning up of the poo. You love it? No, I don't love it. I mean, that's part of it. I mean, your dog will destroy a lawn.

Yeah, especially if you had a kelpie. That's like a farm dog. You need to get something that's just like... An Irish will found you somewhere. Small and chubby. No, I don't like those shit little. Yeah, but that's what you need. That doesn't mean saying you like it.

Also, when I say that, you have to like it. Also, when I say that, I'd like to add some exceptions to that. Brain to breast, I'm not talking about your dogs. Your dogs are so cute. I love those little dogs. They're so cute. The rest of you, don't do that.

Mandy Moves has the most gorgeous little chocolate lab. Really? Hershey. Hershey. But yeah. Okay. Just like a nice poodle. Not a fucking poodle.

Come on. Smart dogs. Okay, okay, okay. What dog? What dog? Wait, wait, are you talking about, are we talking about famous dogs? Or we're just...

Oh, no. All the famous dogs are... Unfortunately, famous dogs have been predetermined to be fed to the meg. Yeah. That's it. So we're just putting a random breed of dog in? Unless the dog is famous but hasn't been on screen. Because any film and TV dogs...

Yeah, the radio dogs. And the dogs from Who Let the Dogs Out soundtrack. There's a lot of dogs in that music video, actually. Well, they have been on screen, I'm so to see. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Delicious, but not appropriate. Yeah, I don't know.

Like, I mean, my nana had a dog called Ralph. Yeah. He was a poodle. He was pretty good. Growing up, my first dog, Ninja. Loves that dog. Oh, it always used to run away. And then we had to keep getting it back from the pound.

Oh, my God. Ninja would get that far away. You would like, it was a real, I don't know, escape artist. And used to go to work with my dad. That's so cool. Poor ninja. Poor ninja. Where's ninja now? Dead.

So dead. Oh, you think that's funny, Matt. My dead dog. Was it killed under suspicious circumstances? Have I told a story about Felix, our cat? Oh, you had a cat called Felix. That's so cute. So one day, my dad is a gardener, everyone. Orologicalist.

Dad was mom. a lawn at a property. So it's a family thing. And then found a litter of kittens. Cute. And I can't remember what happened to the other kittens, but I think maybe took them to the vet or something, but we ended up keeping one of those cats,

like one of the feral kittens. And it was a little ginger cat, and we called it Felix. And this cat was like out of control. Yeah. It was a complete menace. Like it was a feral cat. And yes, we'd caught it as a kitten, but like, feral, it was.

Yeah. And it was okay with my dad. It was horrendous to my mom and my brother. And it was obsessed with me. You won? I won. And when, like, so the cat was fine with me and never really attacked me. kind of the same with my dad.

It would attack my mom almost on side. And same to my brother. And there was this one day where like my brother got home from like walking home from the bus. Yeah. And was like walking through the front yard. And he was like being stalked like a velociraptor by this cat. And I just remember him like bursting in the front door and then like slamming the door behind him.

because the cat was like there, like, gloring at his legs while he was, like, fumbling with the key trying to get in. Like, the cat was so, anyway. That's really funny. Good time. I like that. Yeah. Well, that cat can get in the bunker and that'll be the end of this round.

All right. Done. Thank you, Felix. Welcome back, listener. Hello, listener. It's us again. Hello. Have you gotten yourself a drink?

Are you comfortable? Are you running? What are you running from? I know I say this every now. but God, I hate YouTube videos that are like, get yourself a snack. They don't do it anymore. No, they do. It just depends what horror corner you've found yourself.

Snuggle in, because I'm going to give you the tea. Don't tell me what to do. Which spice gets into the bunker? Spice up your life. Oh, which spice girl? No, we already done it. Well, we know. We know.

But what I will say is spices are important for food, for cooking, for enjoyment of life. Now, with dry spices, you should add them at the beginning of cooking when you are sauteing your onions and garlic. And with fresh spices, like fresh oregano, basil, cilantro, or rosemary, plucked fresh from the garden, these are delicate live flavors that should be added at the end, untanished by heat. we wouldn't put any of those things in because they're herbs herbs and spices and we've already got basil basil basil basil basil basil faulty

um well then can you to tell us what are spices divine spice you tell me what are spices yeah star anise is that a spice that's a spice chili flakes is that chili is chili flakes is technically a spice, I guess.

Cardamom. Yeah. Cuman? Cuman. Cuman. Come in. Come on. Come on.

Smoked paprika. Yep, paprika. Oh, that's good. Cinnamon. Cinnamon. Oh, dill seeds. Claves. Dill seeds.

MSG? I think that's a naturally occurring spice. What about dried oregano? No, no. head. That's a dried herb. A dried herb. Lazy, are you telling me that depending on what fruit or veg I feed this thing will

determine its outcome? It does depend. Well, what do I do to avoid the fucking big panda? Just take care of your fucking baby. That's the main thing. Oh, okay. Because I want anything but that. So, okay.

Okay. Sorry. What else is there? What is it? What do you put? Nutmeg. Is that a spice? Yep.

I feel like that's a nut. Cinnamon? I already said that, you stupid fucking bitch. What's that really hot one? Dilly. No, the other one. The hotter one. She's really hot.

She's so hot. Oh. What? She's real hot. Yeah, I know what you mean. Do you know what I mean? No, it's real hot. The hottest hot.

It starts with a sea or something. Yes. What? The hottest bitch. Come on. Cain. What? Cain.

Not Cain. Cain pepper. Cyan. Cyan. Yeah, Cain. Sorry? Cain Manato. You're named after that.

Because she's so foiego. Caliente. Caliente. Caleant. Okay, okay. Everyone just relax. I like spicy food. I like it. The spicyer the better.

Well, you're named after spice. We've got a hot pot again sometimes. We should. I want to feel the heat. With those degrading bids. Oh, I love. So funny. I love being like a big fat baby sitting in front of a sizzling pool of hot lard with a fucking disposable bib.

And then watching me at their soft serve bouquet. What is it? Buffet. Pouring it out. Yeah. Eat up your little slough. lock pig we've got enough stuff to serve for you

yeah but yeah yeah I think you've covered the main the main ones oh that's good okay what do you reach for first we're in Zelda's kitchen yeah okay she's cooking up one of her meals

famous meals well she's going off road because she's got one of her meal kits but she says I want to add a little extra spice a little something else off the menu you're so rude and she says I know it's us for, you know, the regular, and it's supplied a little packet, but I know what I want.

And I want to, like, feel something. How is this my life? And we're all a bit different when you get a dog. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's also the very fancy Asafatita. Asapitia, look at my eyes.

What? Haven't you heard of Asafatita? No. Or in saffron? Saffron. That's expensive. They're cold. Vanilla?

That's so expensive. Vanilla bean. I don't mind the fucking fake. Anyway. I was listening to a podcast about how they make vanilla. Vanilla bean or vanilla extract? Extract. Fake vanilla extract?

No, no, real. Oh. Like a tincter? It takes like years. Yeah. Vanilla beans going extinct. Few seeds because it takes so long to like grow and then dry. And it only grows.

in like very specific climate. Yeah. Crazy. And you know, like, we've just spoke about this, but like it's just crazy that that's such a rare flavor. And that we just take vanilla ice cream for granted. Do you know what's really interesting? Is that often I'll have a 7-Eleven iced coffee on my way to work.

That is interesting. And thank you. And they've recently started putting out the like three different syrups. Oh, yes. I've been seeing them. They're empty. That's free now. You can just help yourself.

Hazelnut, vanilla. And caramel. Those are all the same flavor. I have helped myself to all three. Not at the same time. You're psycho. But on one day I'll have caramel, obviously. Then I'll be like, well, maybe hazelnut is good.

I'll try that. And then on like, you know, I was two weeks into this experience. I was like, maybe I'll, you know, I'll go, I'll try vanilla. Oh, it's so. boring and basic, but like, I'll give it a whirl. Vanilla's the best one. Naturally. Can you believe that?

People aren't ready for that conversation. And we're here, the truth tellers. It's true. It is true. That vanilla syrup is the best of the three. I believe you. What's so funny, that's true.

She had a revelation. That's a really interesting story. I don't want to, I don't want to take us away from that story into the next story. because we have covered off you were working until three and then you realized

you had quite a busy weekend ahead so you took the day off work we covered that you told that story okay good and now we got the hazel nut and vanilla oh yeah so you're in your caramel but you're in your kitchen at night

you're living to listening to Going Rogue or YouTube reptile playing in the other room and you're cooking your meal kit Both at the same time. Yeah. Delicious enchiladas or something. Uh-huh.

What are you reaching for? Okay. What I reach for... No, take me into the experience. The always the go-to is chili flakes. Okay. Yeah. Like always.

Yeah. That's for every meal. Like, not every, but depending. And I've got multiple. I've got like the dry chili flakes. Then I've got like, I really like that Bibi. like Italian chili like the

like the keep in the fridge chili oil and then I've got the oh my God what is it called? That's like $13 a jar It's outrageous Wow we're making yeah And it's with canola oil Oh is it?

I think so Well it's quite delicious It is delicious I mean it is Wait why am I having a moment What other chili do you have I have like the one with like the grandma on it Oh yeah Why is that escaping me

The name of that I want to say something but I feel like I'm going to say the wrong thing Yeah Yeah So I'm not going to say it Grandma chili Grandma chili

So anyway I've got a cavalcade Then there's like saracha And all that stuff But that's more of a paste I'm off saratcha Yeah She's not doing it No

So yeah Always chili Then I mean I'm not much of a like I used to cook with paprika a lot Yeah But not smoked You're regular

Because paprika doesn't really have a flavor. No. Yeah, maybe that's why I stopped cooking with it. But like when you get the smoked paprika, then you, you know, it's like trippy taco. They soak everything in smoked paprika. It's like the only thing they know about them. Anyway, yeah. But you cook with spices all the time.

I love. You mix that up. I got to spice it up. I remember a gal I used to work with it, Hudson's coffee, Ravi, invited me over. for dinner at her house and as a proud Indian woman she was like I've had it with food in this country

I've had it with the way you people cook because you'll add two spices and think you're a gourmet and she's like it's got to be like 13 or nothing and it's got to be like you know a tiny amount of each one but it like builds and builds and builds into like this perfect bouquet fun but yeah she was like showing me through

each one of the spices she was adding to one of the courage she was making for us that night. And it was just like incredible. But I do like, I love that idea of like, you're not like spicing something necessarily to make it taste like one spice. You're like building up a kind of like it's like a fragrance. You're like building up like a layered little thing. But I think you kind of have to grow up with that.

I think you kind of have to grow up. You have to grow up at some point. Yeah. Um, you know what I don't like? People who are like, no, I can't have spice. Oh, shut up. Do you know what, Zelda?

I think that, um, I understand that this is like a huge issue for some people and I don't, I'm not interested in shaming people here on the pod. Uh-huh. But people with like food, um, issues with food. Yeah. Like, as far as like, I don't eat that. Yeah.

Or whatever. Yeah. It's like one of the biggest turnoffs. Yeah. Like being on a date with someone and they're like, I don't really need that. You're like, what? Why? It's right there.

Just do it. And it's like, you don't have to love it. It's like intensely like, it's like a very tricky space because it's like on one side you have quite intense eating disorders. On the other side you have like weird childhood trauma around food and then like that I'm not, I don't want to like trespass on anyone's, you know, sensitive secret garden. But it is so weird. Yeah.

Like, like, I think as well I can eat tomato when it's like in a suit, but I can't eat it if it's on a burger. Watching like, like, with Bogana. Sorry, that's me. Oh, no. You're just shaming Matt? You shamed me in front of everyone.

Although, Zeltar, you're like, I can't eat anything with crumbs. Well, no, I do, but I just get covered in crumbs. So you, oh, so you, you suck it up for the... I'll suck it up. Just like those tiny crumbs. But yeah, it is like, I remember going on a date with someone who was like, I don't really cook and I don't really, like, I eat my like same beige. That's a different level. Bage plate of food every night.

Yeah, that's, that's a bit. And I'm like, well, I can't see. If you don't have any flavor. Like, you don't like any flavor. Yeah. And I think it is like, there are like very. very white suburban enclaves where the food, the cuisine, and I think like a lot of this has changed since I was a kid, obviously, like the kind of, like the way that Master Chef now is in

every home, I think has broadened the taste of the everyday Australian quite a bit. But like when I was growing up, there was a lot of like specifically Bogana suburban kids that just did not have any variety. Any variety in their diets. and so grew up into adults that were really scared of food. Yeah. And like really scared of difference in their food. And it was very odd.

Like, and so like the reason it's a turnoff is like if you're on a first date and they're like, I don't eat that, whatever. And then you slowly think, okay. And I don't eat that. And I don't eat that. And I don't eat that. And you like, why? And like, are you allergic? And I like, no, no.

I just, it freaks me out or whatever. And you just like, okay. I'm just imagining like, oh, so when we can't go to Italy together. You know, we can't go to Japan together. We can't, you know, it's like, we can't travel the world. We can't travel the world and died upon its various delights. Yeah, yeah, that was the best part of traveling. Right, well, the food is.

Yeah. And it's like, what are we going to get to, like, you know, Thailand and you're going to be like, where's the McDonald's? No. It's funny. No. Can I just say? Like, for me, the food has never been the best part of travel, like, at all.

like I just don't really, I don't know, like I do, like I love food and yeah, but that's so not a thing for me. My favorite part of travel is what little creatures will you see? And eat? No. But like being in London and seeing squirrels, that's crazy. People are traveling to London for the cuisine. Or going to Japan and seeing like deer. Or monkeys.

I think Japan is hard from what I've heard from my vegana friend who went there. It's just a very hard place to be not eating any meat. Yeah, it's tricky. Because, yeah, it's just not set up. Yeah. But, yeah. But you can't like, it's not like a souvenir, you know, like seeing a squirrel or seeing a deer. It is if you take it with you.

If you break it in your bag. Yeah. But having a nice. meal, that's like a souvenir that you remember for the rest of your life. So you're saying memories can be souvenirs, but only if they're eating and not looking at something. Yeah, that's right. Unless you eat the squirrel. A sensorial experience. I don't want to eat the squirrel. Well, I'm about to go to Canada. I'm interested to try

Canadian Putin. Oh, yes. I mean that yes, but I think you're going to say to find a moose. Can you find a moose? Well, they're very dangerous. I'm scared. Yeah. There's moose on the loose in the hooves. Okay. Oh, Matt. Laughing. Okay.

Okay. Now, spice. Yeah. Probably scary. What do you think the scariest spice is? Cyan. I'm scared of her sometimes. She's too hot.

You couldn't even remember the word before. I know that's, I memory blanked it. Now I want to get Coyant. It's hotter than chili. Have you not had it before? I mean like, yes, but I haven't cooked with it. It's a different heat. It's a different heat.

I'll tell you that much. It's a different heat. And chili is, you know, on the tongue, but this is in the mouth. What about? Seshwan? It's a different heat. I love that Seshwan heat. Yeah.

Mama, that will fuck you. You'll taste it two times. It's a different heat. When I worked at Poloan, a little bit Chinese restaurant, we had, like, just one, like, Sishuan, like, Sishuan, like, beef or whatever. Yeah. But I always would get the, like, chef to make me, like, the vegetable version. Yeah.

Because they would do that off menu for stuff. Yeah. Because, yes, that heat. So, like, so good. Yeah. It makes you delirious. It kind of makes your brain sweat. Mm.

I like that. Oh, yeah. Brain sweat. It does. Because when I have something real hot, it does something in my brain. Which? Sorry, you say.

No, no, you go. No, no, I was derailing. Oh, no, you derailing. Oh, Matt, which, which iron chef did we put in? Did we, which celebrity chef? Did I win that? No, we put Nigella in, I think. Oh. I suppose that's good.

That was a good episode. Was it? No, we put, we put, um, a chef duck. Oh, no, we put Nigella Lawson. But we've also put a chef duck with a sign that says, never trust a skinny chef. This is from Eval's grandmother's home. And one of the things she took.

Of course. Can never be removed from the bunker. No, yeah, that's important. Which spice would you like to put into the bunker? Matt, what are you reaching for? Yeah. Well, I like my chai star spices. So I like all the sweet spices like cardamom and cinnamon,

nutmeg cinnamon yeah cinnamon's a good time but I do feel like it's such a specific thing it really cuts through yeah you gotta want it what do you think about a bay leaf

is that a leaf or that's more like a leaf I think yeah the other one I was going to say before was mustard seeds you know those little bowls that's also my favourite of the fairies from Titania's Bauer

in Midsummer Night's Dream I love mustard seed What's the other one called? Cobweb. Matt, can you tell me all the fairies names in mid-sever night streams? There's mustard seed, cobweb, Titania, obviously. And then what's the other one?

What? What? What? Peasbottom? Peasbottom. Peasbottom. Peasbottom. Peas blossom.

Cobbweb and moth. Cobbweb. What? Moth. or moat moat mottes bottom and moth

and mustard seed what are you talking about oh good as long as mustard seed there not peas bottom piece blossom bottom is another character

bottom is who I played in midsummer night's dream what is midsummer's nightd what are you talking about we should go and see it when it's on oh my god you're so in cultured sometimes

okay so let me tell you there's Shakespeare dear Zelda so to Tanya and her husband or lover, the king of the fairies, Oberon, are fighting. Oberon? Yeah.

And I can't remember why he does this, but they send off one of their, like, young pixie nights to go and fuck some shit up, young puck. And he's going to work some magic. Meanwhile, there are two sets of couples that are going off into the forest that night, because it's all happening in the forest during the midsummer. What era is this? I don't know. Shakespearean era. Okay, yeah, yeah.

And they're fighting, causing ruckers. And then what Puck does is he makes the couples fall in love with the opposite couple. So they, like, kind of switch, you know, so it's swinging. And then there's also a theatre company that's going to rehearse their play, the mechanicals in the woods. And the head of the theatre company, they're like blowerating like, I'm the big. star in the show is bottom. And he gets transformed by Puck into a donkey. And then makes Titania fall in love with...

Well, just like gives him a donkey's head, I think. Yeah. And he becomes a donkey. And then Titania, Queen of the Fairies, like, cause magic spells, like, him in love with her or her in love with him. As she becomes obsessed with this thing. I see. It's a really good show.

Okay. It's so funny. Is there a movie of those? Yes. Who's in it? It's got Michelle Pfeiffer. Oh. And Callista Flockhart.

Oh. I can't remember who plays Titania. Look up who plays Titania in Midsummer Night's Dream. What? Okay. Okay, okay. What spice? Mustard seed.

No, I hate mustard. I think just good old chili flakes for Zelda. Yeah. Yeah. The first thing you reach for. Well, everybody likes chili flakes. Everybody likes chili flakes. Put it on whatever you want to eat.

Yeah, all right. She's a special girl. All right, chile flakes are in. And where are they going? Okay, so can we do a little shelf? A little pantry? Yeah. But like a little triangle corner pantry where when you open the door, the light turns on.

Actually, no, I hate that. I kind of want that in my house. I do, but it just feels like mini mansion vibes. Yeah, it is mini mansion vibes. But sometimes, do you know what? Sometimes mini mansion vibes are the correct vibes. Like lazy boy chairs. So hideous, but so comfortable.

Lazy boy chairs. Like with the pool arm that puts the leg up. Oh, that's so idiot. My dad is like the biggest fan of them because he's an American. Every chair he's ever had has them. My dad just recently replaced the sofa in his cinema room. Oh, my God.

I know. His cinema room, I'll say that again. His sofa that he got initially was too low. And then he got cinema seeds that have the little thing electrically go up, have cup holders and like a whole dash beside you, like you are literally at fucking Crown Plaza. What? And Mama, I tell you what, they are disgusting to look at the most comfortable experience.

Oh, my gosh. Like, it's just, they are incredible. That's cool. I've never felt more comfortable. Like, you know, I love sitting on my gorgeous, fabulous artistic friends house couches or whatever where they look all nice. Fuck that. Yeah. We're getting to the age where you just want to be comfortable.

You don't want to perch on some sort of, like, I don't know, little sete. Yeah. Okay. Well. I think we need a pantry at it. We've got a lot of food now. Can it be a pantry that's just the size of one singular thing of chili things? No, we've got so many things in the pantry now.

Okay, so we'll talk me through what's in the pantry. Oh my God. All the food options? Cherry flavor pairs. We've got a full English breakfast. We probably need a fridge too because we've got pinea. We've got lemons. We've got a steak sandwich.

Between Wendy's and Reggies. Yeah, they have a display fridge. Pizza-shaped crumbs. Mm. That's space food sticks, basil. Yeah. Um, Carrie Bradshaw turned into Lilit de Schnecke. Caramel deluxe, roses chocolates.

Lighty pearls. Spinich and recorded triangles. I don't like the idea of all of this getting organized into a pantry. I can't want it just in a pile on the floor. Have you played Project Zomboid? No. I want to play that game. It looks so good.

Project Zamboy. It's a video game. You wouldn't know about that. Oh, my God. It's just like a... Hey, I sent that Phoenix Skinner. Nobody said anything.

I don't have my phone. And I don't care. This looks cool. This looks like it's on the Sims 3 engine. Yeah, I think it is. I think it was originally as a mod for Sims 3. And apparently it's really hard. That's fun.

And there's one woman I saw in TikTok who's playing this game. Listener, there's a game. It's like a very realistic, like, as far as... realistic zombie survival game where like you get tired and you have to carry the weight of things and like it's really hard and blah blah blah but she's so good at this game because she's played it for 10,000 hours or whatever that she like plays it like its original sims and just redecorates her house and the gamer bros who like struggle so hard to survive in this game which is like notoriously

incredibly hard just hate on her because she's like then i'm going to go back to the store and get some more bleach. And that's the only way to get your floor is clean. Oh, my God. And I think she's, and like, you can use gasoline to get the graffiti off the outside of the house. Then I'm going to go and pick up some new window frames. And, like, just mincing through this, like, zombie apocalypse world. I like it.

Yeah. I like it. Okay. We'll be right back. Hello. Now, listen up. Okay. We, okay, you ready? Okay. I'm ready. We were going to talk more about Comic-Con. And we just recorded for about 10 minutes and then we realized that everything we were saying was completely horrendous and evil. So we're scrapped it. No, actually, everything I was saying was fine. No. Zelda is an awful person.

We essentially, just to tell you what's happening here, we were going to talk through each of the contestants and read out the notes that we'd taken in our phones. discussing them all and then we were going to put one of them in the bunker. But I realized 10 minutes in that that was incredibly cruel and more level minds have prevailed. Can I say what since coming back from recording versus the world, there's one thing that I was I'm like it's actually like I can't think of too many things I'm like worried about things I said. I was pretty like if you serve and and that kind of thing. One thing I did say was like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm, I mean, you look good, except for that, like, spotlight bargain bin situation happening on your head. That was so unnecessary.

Was it? Did it look like it was from a spotlight bargain? It was just a feather. Okay. It looked like a big, cheap feather. That's funny. But I was like, God, that's so. I was like, no, the way I said it was, the only thing I'm going to ride your dick on is that spotlight bargain bin moment.

Yeah. What? Why did I say that? That's great. They're not going to put that in. I hope they do. Yeah. Did that keep up in.

Then I'm going to put in a judge saying, the one thing I'm going to ride your dick on is the spotlight bargain bin thing that's happening in your head. That's the down under charm. The other thing I'm going to ride your dick on. So anyway, sorry, Lister, it's just not happening. But you can send us a DM, and depending on who you are, I will share some of my hands.

You would also, like, the cat amongst the pigeon, if it got out in the, like, the cosplay community that the judges were talking about their performance. it would like end up on their like message board. It's not happening. Yeah. The thing she said, listener, it just, I can't. Wait, I think it's sound awful.

No. You think she's the nice one in this duo. The thing that we did discuss that we will now repeat is that Lazy was saying what a kind judge she is. And I was saying it's not kind to encourage people who did a shit show to do it again. You have to be real with them. and give them some actual feedback. Otherwise, the shit continues. Constructive feedback is helpful.

Yes. Not you have weird little feet. I had four times on my list. Tiny feet? Question mark. There were so many tiny feet. And that loses a point. They can't help their feet being tiny.

Well, they could wear oversized shoes, except for that one girl who did wear oversized shoes. And that stressed me out because I thought you was going to fall over. leave me and you know what I loved when then we went to the back and then we were like discussing all of the like okay what did you think about

how everyone went with the other judges and as I was going through some of my notes I did catch Viber being like wait what? Why are you saying that? It was very funny because they were like we need to make sure we go to this weird little behind the stage area where they're like stacks of chairs

and like folded up pieces of top. Yeah. And we just go back here and stand around this tiny little table and discuss because they like send their little like friends to like spy on what the judges are saying. And apparently last year they would like report back what the judges had said. And so we had to be out of earshot specifically. And I mean like one of the things that I loathe is long deliberation. I just will not like make a decision.

Yeah. Stick to it. On this, Bocas? Long deliberation on the judging. I don't want to leave these people waiting. This is a show more than anything.

We've got to get back to the people. And so when it was like, and then I did have to put my thumb on the scale at one point because I was worried that there was things that I just didn't agree with happening in the room. It was good. But yeah, sorry, listener. You're not getting it.

Why don't you just put in your favorite thing from Comic-Con? My Tama. Yeah, Tama. My Jade Forest Tama. Yeah. Although I don't want people to kind of get a sense of the world before. Or maybe they'll build a religion around this world. What's your planet called, Zelda?

Because in the game you can name your planet. Oh, I called my own scrum-tum. Scrodom. Scrodom. Scrodom. Scrum-tum-tum. Why is it called scrum-tum-tum? I think because it was like scrummy and I was sitting next to Tom when I named it.

So I called it Scram Tom. There we go. Yeah. What's yours called? Calypso. Oh. Classic. I like it, but I don't love it.

Someone could send in a new, because you can change it. You can change your planet name? Yeah. So if any listener listening to this would like to help, please send in your idea for what my planet should be named. Well, I don't need that because I love scrumdom. The planet's scrumdom. Kind of sounds scrumptious. So what?

Scramptious wouldn't fit. Which is why I didn't call my planet scrumptious. Yeah. Okay, so that brings us to the end of today's episode. Thank you ever so much for listening. Thank you. What? Oh, just reading what we got in today, it's really boring.

Oh, would you revise it for us, please, man? We've got Zelda's cat Felix. Oh, yeah. We've got chili flakes. Yeah. And your tamagotchis. Yeah. That's pretty good.

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