Death To Everyone - Death To Everyone... *END OF YEAR STOCKTAKE 2025*

Episode Date: December 30, 2025

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Hello to everyone From across the celestial void comes to you The Two Voices of the Most Beautiful Woman In the Extended Universe, it's me, Lazy Susan. Hello, I'm Zelda Moon. And British Zelda Moon's still here from the holidays. The most beautiful woman in the world. She's kept Zelda in the mirror space.

Sorry, love. So once we get regular Zelda back from the Mirrorverse, British Zelda will go back to when she came. But then in the meantime, when I introduce you to our producer and space car driver through the celestial void, Matt chairs. Great. Matt is focusing on his task at hand because, of course, this is the annual Mattisode. It's the Mattersode. Into the Matterverse.

Yes. We are being completely directed by Matt. It's everything's Matt's wishes. Dark matter. What? It's the Dark matter. Dark matter. Yeah.

And so Matt's deciding upon some very important topics. I'm feeling very anti-matter at the moment. So's my ex-wife. Hello. So's my ex-wife. What did you think about? Is this thing on? What?

So's my ex-wife. This is stock take, Matt style. Matt-a-Madisode. It's not even a stock-take. It's a Mad-a-Sode. True, Matt-a-sode. Matt, make sure that's the title. Matt-a-sode.

Whatever. Death 2, Matasode. I'm pretty sure it'll just say. Matasode edition. Matasode. Mattisode. What did you think about Nibla pooing out Dark Matter? Is that funny or is that stupid?

Anything that happened in the first two seasons of the television program Futurama? Yeah. A-O-K by me. Nibble law that extends from there. Yeah. Not okay. Yeah, it kind of went downhill for all nibbles. Yeah, or the whole show.

Yeah. We went from a future where we're discovering new characters every episode and we're exciting to meet them. Now we just see the same recycled 10 characters on repeat. Can I tell you something that you'll hate? Because I hated it. I watched an episode of the latest season of Futurama last week, two days ago, whatever. And in it, they like go to a pizza parlor, whatever.

There's like things that happen, sure. But the pizza parlor is like built on the remains. of the old pizza parlor that Fry used to work at. And so they go down and visit and then he gets a new pair of jeans because they were in the closet from when he used to work there.

It's like, oh, do you remember that? Get over it. I hated it. Yeah, well, it's your fault for watching. I shouldn't have watched. Yeah. Katie Seagal had like three lines in it. What was I doing?

Yeah. Oh. You may as well just watch old, I mean New Simpsons at this point. New Simpsons. Lisa! Did you see that, um, That person you like was the voice of Maggie or whatever.

That person I like. Lindsay Lowen. No, was it Lindsay? Yeah. Oh, was it Lindsay? Yeah. Okay, yeah. Then yeah, that's still about it.

Lindsay Lohan was the voice of Maggie Simpson. Yeah. I saw her poster and she said, it's always been my dream. To be the voice of Maggie Simpson. Yeah. What a strange dream. Well, that's a weird thing to say. Okay.

Well, moving along. How was your, um, hogsmas? X-Mass. X-Mass. I had a lovely X-Mass. I drove up to the beach to see my family. My robot family. And, um, yeah, it was really good.

I think, like, can I say, working, because I was in the show, Fountain Lake's Christmas Carol. And we were, there was an option to extend in, in the context. contract that I actually never got or signed, but I've just been paid. It's all fine. But they were like, there's a chance we'll extend right up to Christmas Eve. And kind of the whole time we were white-knuckling it, being like, looking at each other, like, I hope we don't extend, even though it would be great for the success of the show. Yeah, yeah.

And like, we would all do it, but we were just like, maybe we don't extend. And it was a completely, can I say, sold out run at the Fairfax studio at the Art Center, which is quite the achievement. Sheik. but instead we bumped out on the 21st and that was incredible and my darling husband came and helped us bump out because it was like we finished the show and then literally are tearing down the sets

there was like no time for jubilation or relaxation or whatever and they all of this to say Kergin came along helped bump out and then I was like okay we're going to drive to the storage locker where they keep all the sets like let's go and Coachman was like, we can't leave because the man said he'd show me how the elevator works. And there is at the art center, an elevator that you can drive a, like a full truck into. And it just sends three levels to the bottom of the building.

And then you can unload things. And that guy kindly recorded a video for my husband and sent it to him because we had to leave. That is very cute. Yes, very cute. um and so the show was done then i've been just like completely wiped out yeah tired tired yeah and then family time and like going and being kind of even when you're like relaxing everything's like okay now we're going to go and do this now we're going to do this it's a big social thing and so then you just never catch up on that tiredness and the whole time you're like

having these conversations and you're like this is like not at all taxing, except I feel exhausted. I'm just eating all this rich food and lounging around, talking. But I still feel like, and then because this is the forbidden thing, thankfully, in my partnership, I've, like, won the rights to Christmas, which is great. Yeah. Because his family doesn't really do big Christmas.

Yeah. And my family's very about, like, this is what we do on Christmas Eve, this is what we do on Christmas Day, this is what we do on Boxing Day. um so we i won that when we get together which is great but now we've made it a tradition on boxing day or a day after we'll go and visit his family and so then we're just like back in the car more driving across the state and so even though that was lovely and castlemina's beautiful i was like fuck me i'm tired yeah it's just a lot it's a lot yeah what we doing guys what was your favorite dish of the event oh i had some good food um there was some

some really delicious salads um there was some just amazing vegetarian options don't make friends a salad yeah well you do oh i think that's a good thing my whole family has like great vegetarian options because it's like oh lucky so many vegetarians around the table and you're like Amazing food for all That's lucky Yeah, no, it's incredible And what about you? And what about you?

My Christmas was nice Oh, tell me something, girl I mean, it's always like Completely surrounded by work So like, worked Christmas Eve, went down, stayed at my mum's house Then, like, big Christmas day with like 20 to 30 people.

And you've got kids in the mix. Yeah, so many kids. Like my cousins have kids. My brother's got kids. And then was at work 6 a.m. on Boxing Day. So like it's very tight little time frame. But the actual day, I was a bit like, oh, everything has been so intense lately. The thought of this massive event was a bit like, hmm, wish I could do anything but that quite literally.

But in the end, it was actually quite. lovely like it was very chill like everything was really well planned out like everyone brought a bit of food or drink or whatever what did you bring i was tasked with bringing uh drinks for the kids which was and i show of no face correct and i actually said to my brother i was like okay here's the thing like i understand why you have assigned that out of kindness to like because how easy is that go to the shop and buy a heap of big bottles of soft drink or whatever. You gave them soft drink?

Sugar free. Thank you. Sugar free. What do you mean? What are you mean? What else what I've got? Like what sugar free? There's still a sweetener in there.

Diet Coke. It doesn't mean that they have... No, not Diet Coke. You're like, here's some Diet Coke and a cigarette. No, like, sugar free creaming soda. Sugar free Fanta. What? It's Christmas.

They can't... It still has sugar in there. It's not... It doesn't have actual... I would just give them sugary thing, or be more creative. What, like, like, Gordial? No.

What, like, Rabina? Maybe. What if you made them like a signature cocktail? Hey, kids. So, um... You know, so they can start thinking about how they're going to be drinking when they're all day. Yeah, as well. But I was like, actually, this is quite difficult for me to organise because I'm holding...

So carrying large amounts of liquid. Yeah. I'm like, I have... Like, so I couldn't buy it and bring it down with me because I only have so many hands, which were full of presents. How many hands do you have? Two. Yeah. I actually brought everything in a suitcase.

Like, I went to work with a suitcase full of gifts. And everyone was, what was everyone at work saying? Yes, it was in the year. Oh, you're going straight to. Oh, yeah. So, yeah. You've got to take off your earmuffs before you start talking to me. But anyway, I was like, also I can cook.

If you just asked me to cook something, I could have just had a dish, which would have been easier. So when I got down on Christmas Eve, I then had to go to the shops with my ma'am. And we... And she said, oh, yeah, I'm out there. That was working. So, anyway, but it all turned out just fine. And my favorite dish of the event was my non-as, like, long green beans. She just, I don't know what she'd do.

does to them, but they're so delicious. Are they, like, really blanched, or are they quite well cooked? Oh, they're, like, melt in your mouth. Right, they've been cooking for a while. Oh, Mama. And, like, I don't know if it's oil or butter or both and what, but, like, I don't know, I need to just ask no one of what she cooks everything in because her pasture is always the same. It's got this, like, golden oil glisten to it.

Oh, good oil, probably. Shortening. It's just. Bacon for it. Don't say that. What if you're not, I turned around and I was like, no, I've been betraying you these years. Yeah, well, this was, like, the meatiest Christmas that we've, like, ever had, which is fine. Like, I have always said, like, as if I'm going to starve.

It's one meal. Like, don't go out of your way. Don't think about me. Yeah. Matt, have you got that violin handy? No, no. Thank you. Jurassic Park thing.

Oh, it wasn't it in Jurassic Park. Sorry, yeah. But. I was just looking at John Williams scores. Ah, um, getting ready for the matter, so, um, yeah, but, oh, god, damn, there was just so much meat. And it was like, one salad. Well, it's what I'm looking at. I'm like, boy, good, you're good as sausage.

The thing. I was a sausage better than a fabulous lentil salad with charbed broccoli. Like, as... Okay, why I hear myself? But he's, so, like, when, like, I was never much of a meat eater, but... Not what I heard. You love the sausage. You love getting the meat in, Zelda.

That's not what I heard, huh? I love a bit of the beef taco. Not the taco. The back taco. I think that's a double tortilla. Everyone. But like when it's just meat, like on a plate, oh my God, you look so proud.

out of yourself right now. But it's all just like, here's a meat that I put near heat and now I've cut it up. Yeah. Like, that's just a bit boring. Like, why not, like, when you make a dish that has meat in it as an ingredient, that's nice. Yeah. But it's just this smorgasbord of like, here's pork and over here, oh, well, that's beef.

Here's some chicken. Here's this. It's like, oh. like they could be ingredients instead of just like stand alone a lot of there's a lot of um molly coddling of male egos in our society that happens around big days like so it's like oh yeah you like we're going to center this entire thing around like drumsticks or sausages because you know how to cook them so we can celebrate your ego yeah and therefore that's going to be the centerpiece because it's the thing that you've made whereas this

fabulous, like, complicated, like, long bean dish is going to be like, oh, that's just on the side, where it's like, this requires a lot more skill to make good. Yes. And then it's the same with the footy. It's like, this is the thing that you're into, but it's actually just like kind of the same every time and always looks the same and has the same vibe. So we're going to preference that over watching Aaron Brockovich again. Which is a collaborative effort of hundreds.

Yeah, exactly. which I did force Kergin and his mother to watch. Had they not seen it before? Okay, let me say, and I know my dear sweet husband does listen to this podcast, but I think this is like a good thing, a good story to tell about our travails without, you know, giving too much away of our various travails through the family times. Curgeon definitely got to experience a lot of my family and I got to experience a lot of his family. but this

like his family his mother specifically like they don't listen to music he never listened to music in his house like his mother doesn't so you go into the house there's no music playing but they also don't watch TV so what do you do overnight

the deafening silence they just chat oh yeah conversation it got to a certain point and I love a chat but it hits a the point where I'm like, we're done talking now. We need to just go and sit in a room near each other and watch. Yeah. And it doesn't matter what it is.

And I was like, and I know that there was a TV in the room. And I know that there was a DVD. And I even seen DVDs around. So I was like, guys, I think we should watch a DVD tonight. Wouldn't that be nice? And this is like my second Christmas in with these people. Yeah. So I'm like, I feel like I have a little bit more.

I'm not the new kid in town anymore. We've like, we know each other a bit more. I can probably say, let's watch a movie. Can you, and so I'm like, okay. And then victory of all victories, it's like, yeah, yeah, let's watch a movie. We'll get a, like, and like,

Kudgeon doesn't really love to watch movies anyway. Like, he's not like a sit down and watch a movie every night kind of gal. Because he tends to be like, I'm bored now. This is too long. And, fine, come to find it. His mother's the exact same way. And we'll just hit a point of being like, no, I'm going to, like, go and putter around and things.

but then we get the movie and I'm like there's Aaron Brockovich on DVD we are saved yeah has there ever been a better Boxing Day film than sitting down and watching the amazing true story of Aaron was it the front cover where she's like got the sunnies on and like a red top she's like walking through a street yeah and it's really sunbleached over exposed and so I pull it out we find the DVD player plug in the DVD player then

we put it on and I'm like we've made it so far we're so close to just like sitting in silence enjoying ourselves having a chuckle down again and a chuckle with a film that neither one of them we've seen it's a new experience that's good and like if you're going to have an experience his mother is a lawyer

she'll get it they call boobs Ed Ed and so we press play and like oh the volume's a little bit I'll just put it up I mean it's like

the speakers on this TV that has probably been used once in the last 20 years are so fucked that you can't turn it up over 46 in the volume where it's still like I'm like

you know what we're persevering I put on the subtitles we're going to make it But you really, like, have to, there can't be any other sound in the space. So what was it instead? Yeah, it's like, the cold boobs head. Oh.

But, like, you can still hear that. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Boom, boom. Yeah. Exavailant chromium in the water. And then we make it, like, so far. I think we get, like, 60 minutes in. And then his mom starts being, like, checking her phone and going out for a cigarette.

And then she just hits the point where she's like, I'm going to go to bed. and then gets up and, like, gets her electric toothbrush and it's like, and it's like, but it was a victory. It was a victory. Yeah. We did make it through. Did Kerge watch the whole thing? He did.

I was so proud of him. The review? He really liked it. Yeah. He's like, thanks for picking that movie, baby. Hell yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's great.

Yeah. I have a bone to pick with your husband. Oh, please. So, listener. And all would be delighted to know that Coch and I had quite a rendezvous of sorts playing Marvel rivals together. Oh, no. While you were off busy every night, all of a sudden, Coch's nights had opened wide up, wide up, wide up. Oh, the other woman.

Yeah. And I thought, well, I have a Marvel rival-sized something to fill that void. Oh, my God. What? Anyway. So we were playing rivals together. I'd also started playing with my friend Sam, who's moved overseas. So I was like, I play with one, then I play with the other. I had fantasies about playing with both at the same time. And then. And then a few days passed. And like, I don't know, I also have a job and other things going on. So I didn't play for a few days. And then I came back and I was like, Curge, shall we play? And he's like, oh, no. It's like, what?

He's like, I got too addicted. I was playing it nonstop and I had to delete it off my PS5. What? That's such classic curge in behavior. I was like, what do you mean? You got to the point where you were enjoying it too much. The game that I've been trying to make you play for a year, you finally started playing it and we were playing together

and you enjoyed it so much that you had to delete it and now we can no longer play that thing that we both enjoyed together. I think that's correct. He's all the different generation. What the fuck? He was like, I can't moderate myself. I was playing it too much.

I was like, what is he? Is he, Gen Z? I think he is, yeah. Wow. 98. Not. Gen X. Because we're the end of millennial.

X men. And then like 93 is like where Gen Z starts. Anyway, what I will say is, Yet that's classic him. He don't drink, he don't smoke, anything addicting, he stays pretty far away from because he doesn't want to feel dependent on something. I know. Doesn't he know that that's the only way to fill the hole?

Fill the hole. And so now Zelda back to you, looking for a new addicts to loop into your life. Maybe I'll start. Yeah. Matt, you're not going to start playing Marvel rivals. You've got a child. I could. I mean, you could.

Anyone can do anything, I guess. Wait, have I already talked about rogue being added to Marvel Rivals? It's so good. God damn. I am cunting it up with her. Let me tell you, I prayed around. Oh, cuntily. It's so good.

It's amazing. She's everything I could have wanted and more, actually. Well, I'm so glad for you. Thank you. In Marvel Rivals, become Marvel Friends. But I will have you know listeners. This is like the... You know, when I first met Curgeon and we were like, thus having our early days of our romance, I was like, yeah, like I think to me, like you can really only start contemplating things like marriage when you, your friends know each other or you're like, you know each other's friends quite well or whatever.

And I think Curgeon has really taken it to heart because now he's running like an extended D&D campaign with one of my dearest friends in the whole wide world is on the moon. my sister and Gay Tom Sorry Gay Tom But they're doing that And I've, you know I'm just living my life out here Yeah

In these streets But it's very nice They've all You know, become good chums Yeah An unlikely Band of Fellows I like it

Yeah Well you finally got to play D&D And now you're playing it all the time Yeah It's a hoot Yeah Um, so fun. We just finished our, yeah, like first campaign, which I didn't quite appreciate, but we'd been doing for like four or five months. Yeah. Um, across, uh, five or six sessions in the end. But like, that story is now done. We're on a brief hiatus. And then we start up with a new campaign in a couple weeks. It's going to be so fun. Crazy girl. And I'll be in the background to serve snacks. Yes. Well, I asked Curge if we could make room and allowances for like cameo appearances. Yeah.

because I think that would be so fun because you did cameo on one and a half episodes. Which was really fun. So, yeah, it was good. I could never forget that beautiful robot who showed up for a little while. Ramp one.

Ramp one. Yes. Yeah. I think Kurchin is about to get a sense of how, well, not really. He already knows this coming month for us it's going to be absolutely diabolically fucking busy. Ooh, yeah.

But, listener, this is for you to know. We're just, this month, we are commencing production. We're in pre-production now, but we're commencing production at the end of Jan of our web series. Yeah. Woo! The additional information here is that we have also received the support and some partial backing from Comedy Republic. Reese Nicholson's Comedy Theatre

and Karen Nicholson's Comedy Theatre in the city and so they'll be partially financing and distributing our show which is going to be like a proper press release soon hopefully but you get to be the first to find out don't tell anyone

and you'll recall Comedy Republic because we were there doing our first live show live! Yeah Isn't that fabulous? Yes. Because we were there. We were there.

We were all there. And that person with those ugly shoes was there. Me? Oh, no. Yes. Yeah, that other one. Okay. Shall we dive in?

Yeah, since it's the Mattersphere. Matt, how does the world end? Tell me something, Matt. All right. Well. I'm just tired of living in this world. Maybe. maybe because it's a Matt episode

The Mattesode The Mattisode We can have some sort of uprising of the mats There's so many of them Yeah And we have a secret to- I mean we don't have a secret society

They don't all get together and talk once a year Matt Mirror Matt Yeah So we plan world domination Start taking over Like world's sub-nation Um

Excuse me The mats can Do good stuff Yeah Being sub is good Shut up Oh Shut up

We're not all nice guys All right We can get mean if we want to Can be mood if we want to So we'd start taking over And then basically we form like our own government and just exterminate everyone who isn't called Matt.

Matt Perry, Matt Boma, Matt Lucas. They're all dead, aren't they? Only Matthew Perry. Oh, Matthew Perry's dead. Yeah. What is the Matt's key grievance with non-Mats? Well, we've just been trampled on for too long. It's taken advantage of them.

Yeah. On behalf of Matt's with. one T, you've rised up. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Matthew Morrison, the Grinch. Yeah, anyone with a double T or one T. Mm-hmm.

Were you thinking, like, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, like that Matthew, biblical Matthew? Yeah, he can come. Yeah. What about, um, door mat? He's the, he's the OG mat. My first boyfriend. Maddie boy.

My second boyfriend. Does I like to call him? From the Bible. Yeah. Or, um, bath mat. Yeah. Front door mat. Yeah.

All the, all the floor mats. can come, yep. And our policies are just that, yeah, basically we're the best now and chuck out the rest. Chuck out the rest. Change your name to Matt? Can you do that? No, it has to have to be born with the name. You heard that, trans Mats, you're out.

Whoa. Matt wants to kill trans men called Matt. Jesus. Not just them, everyone who's pretending to be a Matt. I'd say so. That's a nice name. Would you choose that name if you were? Well, that's what I'm.

I'm like, no, I don't think you're choosing Matt when you can be Phoenix Sapphire. Phoenix Sapphire. Yeah. Yeah, you can't all be like Lance or Zach. Some people would choose winter. Matt. Yeah. No one's choosing Matt.

Shout out if you're a trans Matt or you know a trans Matt. Send us a speak hole. But Matt's going to kill you. Because you weren't, but you can't be, Matt's a born. You can't just turn into a Matt. Oh my God. That's what Matt said. Oh, do you know what?

happened. I had a dream about J.K. Rowling the other night. Joanne. I see. Yeah, and she was going on a full rant about trans people. That wasn't a dream. That's just Twitter. Yeah, and I had to try and defend trans rights. Oh, you had to try. Well, I don't think I did a very good job in my dream. I think J.K. Rowling was winning.

Yeah. As in life, unfortunately. But she did get booed out of the restaurant. So, because we were at a restaurant. What kind of restaurant was it? I don't know. Just, like, we're outdoors, one of those plastic tables with a umbrella through the hole. What were you having for dinner? Um, just like, I don't know, some sort of Mexican food or something.

Oh, yeah. Oh, that sounds good. Yeah. It was like a beer garden type with, you know, plants. In Scotland or was she in Australia? Yeah. I think we were in Mexico, maybe. And did they have those like mist sprinklers?

Yeah, it was hot. Yeah, yeah. Sprinklav. Yeah, I was seated with my friends and she joined us. Your friends? Yes, Robbie. Who? Not you.

That was a dream, I suppose. And, um... You mean your wife? Yeah, she's my friend. She wasn't there, but she is my friend. Is that what you're saying? Me and Zelda. You didn't take her on the holiday to Mexico.

I don't know how we got there. Why are you, are you having a fair? I was just suddenly there. Suddenly, Susan. Stop antagonizing Susan, please, Zelda I'm so sorry about that Anyway, what were the condiments that? Look, I don't remember the details

I remember the vibe and it was not good Was it cash only or? I can't give you that kind of detail that you're looking for And what did J-Kee? You'll have to replay the tape Why don't you get your cousins, I mean, your nephews, sodally? Oh, okay, we're back on some drinks at Christmas.

Actually, do you know what? Just a moment. Just a detour from this. Can we just stick to one topic for one second? I don't think. You were talking about Mexico and Joanne Rowling and all the, Matthew Perry's death. Yeah. Was it real?

I don't know. My, one of my, I don't fully understand or care what a cousin is, but let's just say one of my cousins came with her children or whatever. And she brought non-alcoholic, like, cocktail cans for herself, some, like, pink-flavored grapefruit moktail. And then at lunch, she appeared at the, like, big lunch table and defiantly held an emptied six-pack little, like, cardboard thing. And was, like, well, to, like, everyone. I was like, okay. So glad that I brought these mocktails for myself. or the kids

because she didn't get to have any because the kids all drank them secretly Little trunks Yeah And she was like Well thank goodness they were Mocktails and not cocktails And then did your brother say

I'm so sorry The person who was charged with Bringing in the drinks for the kids Have really failed Well I was like I brought Fogne 15 bottles of Did you bring big

Three little bottles or individual cans No no no no Big bottles Because kids want cans Yeah but Kids want cans I, okay. Give the kids a can.

I considered this and I was like, uh-uh. Your kids, you don't get a can yet. Teenagers can have cans. They're all like under 11. You don't get a can. Look at how cute they are when they're like, no, because like, because then also like, whatever bee gets stuck in there.

Then you've got to have like straws. Yeah, but the giant gaping more of a cup is going to spill. Well, and that's a good lesson. They'll be covered in treakly wet sweetener. Hmm. a bee is a good lesson as well. That's a great lesson. But the bees will reject your stupid, not sugar-free.

They'll be like, ugh. When I was filling up the bird bath last night, there was a bee trapped in it. So I was like, whoa, and I like swished it all out. And then I was looking through the grass for the bee, and it didn't drown. Can I say, as a little sidebar, back to your cousin, or second cousin, or random woman. There is no such thing as bringing. bringing a drink for you to an event. Sorry, that's not how we do things at Christmas time.

Uh-uh. You bring a drink for everyone. Yeah. And so if you are choosing not to drink, then bring two six-packs. Mm-hmm. I'm sorry, because I brought a lot of wine to the family function, because no one in my direct family, like my dad, my sister, and Cajun drink. I'm just out here alone drinking.

and thank God when I finally got to the family function my Auntie Dee was there a proud Irish woman and she said oh thank Christ and we shared some sparkling wine but I brought like bonus bottles to the event to make sure that we could all partake so her coming and jaccusing is just not only have you done a giant faux par

which we would let slide if you didn't draw everyone's attention to it but now you're pulling it out and being like, someone drank my beverages? Yeah. What do you fucking do it? You don't have beverages. Yeah. Unless you're like gluten free or something.

Yeah. Which, no. No, you're just not drinking. Yeah. You just brought a beverage for the world to enjoy. And then kindly didn't offer it to anyone and they're pissed. Yeah. What?

Well, not pissed as in. Well, exactly. Zelda. Yeah. Get your cousin's cans. Maybe I'll do can. Maybe 2026 is a year of King. I kind of think you could have knocked it out of the park

and created some fabulous core memories for these kids and instead you opted to bitterly curl your little witch's finger and say, cans are only for teens. I gave my two-year-old her first can on this Christmas. Yeah, I see. What did she drink? Was there a bee in it?

It was a V-B. Very bee. After the bee, it was V-B. Very B. Um, we have what flavor of can? Me? Yeah. Uh, she had a sodily.

Oh. Blood orange for her Italian heritage. Yes. Blood orange is a little bit too bitter for children. What's that? No, she loved it. Oh. What's that a can?

I know we've talked about this. Australian brand. Yeah. That is like, I could. It's too big. They don't do cans like that anymore. They're all slim cans. I'd hate slim cans.

I hate slim cans. So patronizing. I'll decide. when it's enough. I like a slim can. No. Here's a thing. That's the bite amount.

I... That's 250 mils. I don't like the slim can, but I do love the little stout can. The kids need stout cans. Like when you get the little bong bong at a Korean restaurant, I love that little stubby can. I want them to get like a stubby can. The kids running around with a stubby can, it looks like you're holding a normal can because your hand's so small. Cute.

Is that what it looks like when I'm holding it? I was while I was doing Fountain next Christmas and you gave you an insight into what happens backstage as I'm sure you're all wondering I saw Miss Uttoman sipping her white monster

and I said Oh! You're drinking the white monster She's like it's the only thing I love the white monster It's lemonade It's an energy drink But it just tastes like lemonade

It doesn't taste weird Like the red boo or V Like you don't get that What is this about it And I'm like that's what love about it. Yeah. Weird.

Yeah. And she's like, no, and the good thing about the white monster is that I, anywhere I go in the world, it's the same. So I can have a white monster in England and it's still white monster. Is it not the same over the world at other drinks? Yeah. I don't know. How long has the white monster been a thing?

I don't know. We've missed this part of culture. And then the next day I saw her with a green monster. And they said, At Samo, what's happening here? Yeah. What happened to the white monster? And she's like, no, I have to take breaks every so often with the white monster so that I can come back to it. Remember how good it is.

Oh. I actually quite like that. I think that's quite good. Okay. 12. Shall we get into it? Matt. Mattesode.

All right. We'll be right. Matt. Welcome, Matt, everyone. Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, what are we talking about first? Well, I thought the first thing that we could review is from, if you remember, from last stock take. We put Earthworm Jim on probation. Oh.

So I feel like now it's time to decide Earthworm Jim's fate. we like last stock take we only did it like two weeks after putting earthworm gym in or maybe a few more maybe four or five weeks and then lazy said she didn't like earthworm Jim anymore so I love earthworm Jim to be clear

I just don't think he was contributing to the world of the bonker the world of the show what do you think about the design choice to have like the top of his head not be the end of the worm, but like it continues on to like a little skinny bit, like his little hair slick. I love that. I think that's great. It's like it gives him a fabulous

shape. I feel like if it ended, he would look more like a shriveled bald man. Don't you think? I agree. Whereas the little slick of like hair It gives his, it gives his hair character. His head, the top of his head, like a quiff. Yeah, it's quite good. Yeah. I think Earthworm Jim should be in. I think you've got to get rid of him.

We haven't talked about him. He's Michael B. Jordaning. I mean, we haven't talked about so much of this stuff. What do you mean? We are intended to the entire extended law. We've got space food sticks. We've got mirror mask divas. You can on your pierce.

We've got lemons. You didn't just say words. Yeah. What is you just? Mirror mask divas sitting on your penis? What? Signy Pearce. When we, when we picked what mask, there was a mirror mask diva called

Cignae Pierce. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The trans diva walking down the street in that video getting a piece. Oh, of course. Well, she's got to stay. She's incredible. We love her. Yeah.

But you haven't talked about it. So that's the only. Shari listeners. We've got Pini of cheese. Oh, great. I have Pini of cheese. Love that. That's a bit rogue.

This is a long form. podcast. I can't remember everything we put in there. That's part of the fun. I do remember everything, but I pretend I feign not knowing things. I feign not knowing things to make Zelda feel better. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, you know what? She's kind of the kind of gal that you asked to bring the drinks for the kids, not for the adults, for the kids, for the family function. Can I say, well, there was actually more to it, but I admitted it, but let me just find a message. I need to know, because it could have been like, oh, Zelda Could you bring up, like that tiramisu that you make?

Oh, could you bring that? But no one said that. They said, could you bring Lido? We'll be making all the meats and roast vegetables. Can you all please bring the following? Mom, roast pork and plum pudding. She made two. Puddy?

Yeah. Oh, I had putty at mums. It was, oh my God, what did we have? Oh. Sharon? Yeah. um we just had like ice cream or whatever okay but um with myel on top um but then the next on christmas day we were having breakfast which was just like toast that which is obviously fine

but mum had taken like scrapy crummy thing um um but the night before she's taken out of the freezer these like a packet of pancakes which i didn't know existed like giant pie click kind of things like did she buys and then freezes and then in the morning she was like oh you could have pancakes as well if you'd buy and I was like what do you and then she like gestured to this packet I was like what and she's like yeah you put it in the toaster it's like are you put it in the toaster and so I had a round of toast with peanut butter and then I had a round of toasted pancake with maple syrup no I had like like a little bit of butter and strawberry jam.

It was fine. I don't like that at all. I don't think that you can have. Not in the bunker. That's a bit weird. It was weird. Not that I like the idea. I think you have to kind of contend one day with the idea that you don't need to make

pancakes from scratch. No one's out here making loads of bread. It's fine. True. Just like pre-made pancakes are completely fine. But jam and butter. Is that not a thing? It's very pieclot code.

It's very pie clip, but it's like... That's what you have on, like, cold pancakes. Yeah, and where's the maple? Where's the lemon and sugar? Lemon sugar. Well, Mom had this, like, bean, I'm bean curd. Lemon curd spread. Which was like, you put that on top.

It's really delicious. Oh, no, thank you. Lemons too tart for me. I've never been a fan of lemon. What? The fuck are you talking about? That's the fruit we just put in the bunker. The fruits.

Do we put lemons in? Yeah. Yeah, good acting. I'm a director. As you'll find out when you see this web series. Okay, so... Can I say something quickly as well? Please.

We need to figure out a different word for web series because I've never felt more ashamed than saying web series. Also, when you say it, they're like, oh, so where will it be? Like, probably YouTube. Like, internet, free internet. Yeah, like, I don't know. Have you seen YouTube before?

Like, you could record yourself farting right now and put it online. It'll be in the same place where we're... But if you do that twice, you've made a web series. But you can't say TV series Well, no, but we need like What's the in between? Oh, we're making a series A watchable series

We're making an online series No We're making a show Yeah, a show Yeah That lives online That we're going to perform in the street every week Yeah, it's just not good

It's not good, I hate it I'd be, I'm happy to say podcast than I am to say web series. Ugh. Yeah. I got over the podcast shame. I don't have it at all. No, right?

Was there ever shame? I didn't have any shame. People are like, oh, everyone has a fucking podcast. I'm like, yeah, but not everyone has 200 episodes. Yeah, and you know what? Turns out not everyone does, because so many have failed. And also, what other drag queens have a podcast in Australia? Huh?

Yeah, actually. Yeah. I was thinking about this the other day, and I was getting all riled up. Is there another... Who? Drag Queen with a podcast. send us a speak pipe if you know adelaide divas are obsessed with us every one of them i presume spacehorse and therefore um all of sydny mobs all of that side of the country manny mobs is all of

kLD yeah and as for perth well i don't know what barbecue is doing over there or whatever but i presume it's listening to us because no other drag queens have a podcast in australia exactly maybe and if they do we need to crush them okay yeah i mean support our No, let's crush them. Dad, salad of your choice in red wine. Cain, that's my name, listener. This is the list. Okay, we're back to that.

Festive cheer. Oh. Dda, dot, dot, dot. And drinks for the kids. And then it goes to the other family. But I was the only one. Your family hates you. Well, Nonna got something sweet.

My uncle got something sweet. One of my cousins, beer and chips. One of my aunties. They hate them too. Salad of your. choice and white wine. No face. It's a no face.

And rosé. Yeah. Do you know what as well? They, like, I think they hate beer and chips. What's his name? I can't say that. I'll call beer and chips. Beer and chips is like dead to them.

Like they actually have given up on them years ago. I think yours is actually not that they hate you. It's sort of cry for help. Yeah, it was like, they're like, every time we've seen you, you're having a breakdown and we're tired of it. Well, can I, you say, and then I'll say. No, I just think I think the energy that gives is like, like, you're out of the ward and this is your first Christmas back. You know? It is actually so true because I messaged my brother on the, the night of when I was going back home.

And I said, um, kill myself. Hey, I'm on the train headed home. um great day exclamation mark exclamation mark and he said great day brother so nice to see you and to see you happy smiley face oh sad well i guess you have been telegraphing it all year long this is the worst year of your life true and it's soon to be over yeah your life i mean i did actually get quite a nice photo with my brother it was probably like the nicest photo we've taken it together in some time well that's because you know did i send you a photo of that triangle-picked roof? No, I didn't.

No. I need to. It's not right for the web series. But, like, we've already well moved on from that, but I just took it to say, like, this is that room, but anyway, it's wrong. So, Earthworm, I'm glad you're finally happy. I hope you're happy.

I hope you're happy. Okay, let's kick him out. Earthworm, Jim, gone. How are we doing it? There was a, how to eat fried worms, that book. I read as a child. I think we fry him up.

Fry up, I really do. Like, ever since reading that book, I'm like, I really want to eat fried worms. You could do that. You could actually have it for dinner tonight. I actually love worms too much. Worms so cute. They're the cutest, like, non-cute thing, I think. When I'm gardening and I cut one in half and then don't realize until I've cut it in half, I hate that.

That's cool. That means you get two worms now. When they're crawling across that hot cement, I'm like. No, do you even go. And when I see the birds fosicking about in the grass after a good rain. Oh, no, I love that. Well, I'm like, enjoy your meal. I'm sure it's scrumptious.

High protein. Well, yes. But I feel for the worms in that moment as well. No, I think that's Mary's Circle alive. I'm like, don't go too high. You've gone too high. You're flown too close to the sun. Well, they need to breathe like the fish after a storm.

Okay. Earthworm, Jim, you're getting fried in a giant pan. Okay. Sorry. Okay. We'll be right back. Welcome to Matt, Mattis. Here we're talking about.

really matters. In the Matterverse. And I think this is going to be the last segment because Matt has to go and see his family.

Yeah, because it's all that. I don't know. We can do it. It's all right. Matt, you've ruined today. You like Zelda's drinks.

Every Matt day is just worse. Matter shows, remember last year's Mattersode? Play a clip from that. Matt, no! Who is it?

What are you doing? I sounded so different then. before I got my braces. Okay, Matt, what are we talking about now? This is the last one. No, we can do two more. Matt, Alyssa, needs to see you. She needs to know what her husband looks like.

So the other thing that we added in that was a bit controversial for Zelda. Was the Damascus knife. Oh, so ugly. Which you hated. What was the topic of that? Which type of metal? Yeah, we were talking about mandals, I think. And we wanted the Damascus knife.

How that's so unkind? Yeah. Yeah, Lazy really pushed for it. Yeah, I'll bet. I think I backed Lazy. You did. But I do like that Alex Steele and his YouTube. He's so hot.

Do you know it's shopping, it's been shopping period recently. We've been in shopping period. Yeah. And I decided, you know, you know, there's those homeware shops that are always shutting down. Yes. I hate that illegal. Illegal. I hate it.

So, also, why is the lighting like that in there? Why, like, why is it set out with all the boxes becoming the displays? Oh, and also what happens when you only have three left? There's nothing to prop them up on because you don't have any shelves. You just have piles. And, like... It's so precarious walking through them.

And a lot of these things are knives. And then fry pans. And I, like, hate... There's so many things in the world where I could, like, do that thing where it's like, is this cheaper or is this expensive? I can kind of tell with fry pans I have no idea

I don't know idea and they're all bad for you all the Teflon coming off No no no no no no Oh That's a nightmare Leaching into your food Yeah no we're not doing that anymore

We just got our first stainless steel pan actually Good job I was like Curgent on the way back from Castle main We have to stop at Forest Gate Forest Gate It's a shopping centre I'm surprised you don't know it No.

Because I need to stop in a big W and buy the original tarot deck. What? Yeah, they sell the original tarot deck in there. The original? Like the original designs from 1986 of like the most famous tarot deck. Wow. The rain weight one. Anyway.

So that was that. And then we on our way through, we stopped at one of those, we're closing down forever. Yeah. Places. And in there they had all those Damascus fake Damascus. lives that are just molded. Disgusting. And I didn't buy one.

Good. And I think that should tell you something. Not in the bunker. We're kicking those out as well? I think because they've now pissed me off in my own life. Yes. I'm not feeling satisfied by having them there. Good.

But I do want the woman who worked. You know, we're always looking for like a plebby type person to be in the bunker. Well, yeah. I know the MPC. I think in place of the Damascus knife, I request the woman who was kind of like at the closing down forever shop. Yeah. What was her vibe?

Her vibe was like long curly hair. Oh, curly girl. And she was like, do you guys need help with anything? And we're like, no, just, I don't know. We haven't really made a decision whether we even want something. And she's like, all right. It's kind of like that. What age group?

Like 40 verging on 50. Okay, yeah, yeah. And she was like, well, anyway. Do you think she'd had a good Christmas? Oh, you know, I've been in the store most of the days, but I've got to see my daughter and her kids on Christmas Day, and that was lovely. We always have a nice one.

But, you know, it's been a bit of a weird one since mom and dad had died. You know, we still have fun. Yeah. Do you think her children stayed at home until they were, like, in their mid-20s? Oh, yeah, yeah. Like until they moved out with their, like, tradey. boyfriends. She was definitely like a 40 to 15 something,

Greek woman. Greek woman. Yeah. Okay, that changes things slightly. In a positive way. Okay. Interesting. Well, she's great. Speaking of like women who work at Wicked Shops.

You know, in... Does she work at Wicked Shops? They're walking shops. Oh, working in shops. women that are allowed to work in shops what some of them are Greek and we like that here

and we like that very much but um the prue and trude in the TV show Kath and Kim which I've been like thinking about quite a bit recently

because I did the Kathen Kim parody show Fountain League's Christmas care you haven't talked about that yeah Trude are meant to be like very upper class women

like ha we work in noosa I doubt, like, you're like, blah, blah, blah. We're like, in the Kuyong Koot, like, on the most wealthy kind of thing. Why do they work at Fountain Gate? It doesn't make sense. Those women don't work at Fountain Gate. Huh. Yeah.

Not in a home worship in Fountain Gate. They'd be like Nouveau re-shifting. Well, I guess they kind of are coded that way, but they'd be, like, they, I don't think True and Trude are driving from Turok to Fountain Gate every day. True, they'd be working on, like, high street. Yeah. They'd work at like ESOP. No, maybe not. No, no, it's too like... No, that's only for like early 20 year olds. Yeah, no, they work. But then there's the occasional like cool like Fitzroy woman who would work at ESOP so that people could see her like green

frames. Yeah. No, they don't work there. Prun True would work at a homeware store, but just on high street. Yeah. Yeah, it'd have to be much higher class. And it's called like Clarissa Dinkum shop. Yeah. Yeah Like it would have a woman's name Yeah It would be the name of the shop Or like Benton and

Yeah Yeah And it would be a shop that Like miraculously stays open For like Three years Despite the fact that you never see anyone Buying anything

Oh yeah Yeah True Yeah I'm one of those fake displays Of a bed Where it's shorter than a real bed The half bed

I hate that When I worked in Retail's or that was, what? Why do I get? When I went to H&M, we had a half bed, and I used to have to make that bed all the fucking time. Because people would get in.

Well, no, but people would, like, touch it. Like, oh, I've never felt cotton before. Let me just make sure I'd touch it as I walk past. But two lies about that bed. One, too short, it was fake. And two, we always made it with two dunas. to make it look extra fluffy Yeah

Wow Yeah Wow Nothing is real Nothing is real Yeah Okay So moving along

Um One of my Most distinct memories From like The dying days Of the Beastie Girls Was we did this gig at David Jones

And we were like There for the opening of the like spring summer collection or something and like benign was just having the worst time kind of she was just overdoing drag she was over the kind of like constant grind of it and she was working full time as well so she was like bitch i'm so tired i have no spare time to spend with my new like fiancee yeah i hate this shit yeah but like she was putting on a brave face for us for our benefit yeah and but like she the drinks came out at the david jones thing and she got slaughtered very quickly,

like turned around and she was suddenly very drunk. But we had the run of the store, and I turned around at one point and look over, and Benai was just in one of the display beds in full track, just her little face peering over, and she's like, and we got all those great photos of us, like, behind the counter, like answering the phone.

It was really good. Yeah, we worked so hard that night. well we got paid like it um yeah it's a Damascus knife out yeah that Greek lady in in what's her name um

like oh god what is her name curinightly or like I was trying to think of Greek women's names I was going to say like Athena um um let me have a Google Greek

woman's name. Maria? Is that a name? A Greek woman might have? Sophia, Chloe, Penelope. I don't think this woman had any of those names. Pam.

Pam. That does feel a bit more close to it, but that's not bogan enough. Pam. Anna? Anna. I used to work with a Greek woman called Anna. Anna. She was scary.

In a good way. Agni, we could just call it Ag. Aggie? Aggie. We'll call it Aggie. Agie. Well, Aggie, you're in. You're in.

Ooh, that's good. Do you think she listens? She will. She will when she's in the bunker. Okay. Okay. Well, we'll take a break. Welcome Matt, everyone.

Welcome Matt. Okay, hit us, Matt. So, the last one is... Tell me something. So we put in what type of underwear was Rio Briefs. Yeah, hot. Were they wholly and falling apart? I don't know.

It doesn't say. I just thought we should review it. Oh, no, that's hot. What are you saying? You don't like hot underwear? I just don't know if that's the best choice. What are you saying about? men in Rio briefs

I didn't I wasn't thinking about men in them I know because that's gay you make a good point man or bye on one day of the year apparently well either Rio briefs

sounds like you both fully for them or Snow White the Disney princess we chose a Disney princess This was snow white. Was that in episode one? I think it was episode one. That was early days.

And she's in the crystal coffin. Where else you want people to put their coffee during function? Wait, no. She's not in the crystal coffin. She's a coffee table. Jeff from the Wiggles is in the crystal coffin now. Oh, God, this is so complicated. He's at the feet, like smithers.

Oh, is he killed up in the bottom. She's still in there. Was she in the, I'm wishing. I'm working. Underware. Hmm. I'm thinking about underwear now. Yeah.

I just want to say if I have anything to throw onto underwear. Have you seen, like, on tracks? On tracks. Yeah. What? It's, like, hot gay underwear. Oh, no. Like, thongs and jock straps, but everyone is, like, ludicrously hot.

Lee was in a few of their campaigns. Oh. Oh, Lee Dawson. Yeah. Oh. It's, like, so hot. Like, it's all hot. It's great.

But it makes me a little bit mad. Just because everyone is so hot in all of, like, and it's so egregiously like... And you don't like thirst traps anymore. It's just like, imagine if you bought this product and you would be this hot, but obviously you wouldn't be because we only hire the hottest only fans creators to model our stuff, which of course they would. Are they all jocks traps? No.

They have like, um, jocks and sacks, thongs, jocks, yeah. And then they have like a line that's like bareback. Bear back. Which, like, get it, because gay people will like that word. I just find it a bit like, okay. Like, it's great. Like, they're hot, but... Yeah.

Okay. You know? Um, I agree. So not that. Not that. Yeah, I think that's the thing. It's like you want something that's going to not call attention to itself. What do you think about, like, thong, like a thong, but like, the pouch is elongated.

for your, like, erect dick, and it has, like, a little, like, snake tongue on the end, or, like, elephant ears, and your dick is the, like, elephant trunk or something. I, um, I think if it's worn by anyone except for maybe there's only one person in the world who could pull it off. Yeah. And that's Robbie Williams. Do you think? Like, yes, actually.

Like, come on, guys. Yeah. And do you think when he does it, it's like genuinely like, that's hot? Yes. Anything Robbie Williams does is genuinely that's hot. He's so beautiful. Why? No.

I'm loving angels instead. I didn't realize you loved him so much. I was just thinking about him the other day. Why? I can't remember. Were you watching Jambunty? Because he has the same name as you? Yeah, probably that.

Suddenly there's a lot of Robbies in my life as well. It's really weird. But Robbie Williams just, I guess I always think about it when I think about how annoyed I am when there's a new, like, gay, baity kind of pop star or something. And I'm just like, none of you are fucking Robbie Williams. Get out. Because Robbie Williams, like, somehow always seemed gay and straight at the same time. Anyway. And such incredible range, like the genie and.

Um, one hour photo. I knew you were doing a bit. And I'm not paying into that fund. Because you know what? Actually, that's one of my husband's favorite jokes is he pretends to mispronounce a celebrity's name or like a film or not understand something. Yeah. And it drives me up the bend. Oh.

So he'll be like, oh, do you, bully a blobberts? I've never heard of it. And I'm like, shit. Shut the fuck up. That's a delight. I hate it. I'm like, you know what that thing is. And the thing is because his film literacy is so bad.

He does genuinely have a lot of blind spots, but he plays it up so much that you're like, you know. And this is the sort of man that can like refer to the most like fucking esoteric, off the beaten path, like one term Australian like senator. Yeah, yeah. And be like, oh, well, obviously she was. from, yeah, 2014, she was doing a lot of good work here. Yeah, yeah.

And you're like, what the fuck? That? And you can't remember who Russell Tovoy is? How dare you. Yeah. He was that first trap from looking, right? Yes. I hate that guy.

Yeah. He's hot, though. He's so hot. He was the werewolf in being human. It was about a woman who's a ghost, who lives with a vampire. Who's a vampire? And a werewolf. He's a werewolf.

That's cool. They live in a house to get a flat. in England. Uh-huh. Is it good? That sounds good. It's terrible and amazing at the same time. Being human, none of them are.

I like that. Yeah. Can the vampire go out in the daytime? No. Okay. And the werewolf just changes once a month? Yeah. And that's how Russell Tovoy got naked.

Hmm. But he was not a hottie-biscotti at the time. Well, he was just like a little gay boy. But I didn't even think he was out at that point. Oh, wait, and what was the other creature? It wasn't jacked. Ghost. A ghost?

She's a ghost. And she was a ghost all the time. Yeah. But like living a life or just like trapped in their house ghost? I think living a life. That's fun. I think season one centered around the mystery of that. Oh.

Because it wasn't like spectral ghost. It was like. No, she's just a gal that's a ghost. I see. Do they have any adventures with other supernaturals? I think they do come into contact with them at various times. I like that. Well,

another great episode. So we're keeping Rio briefs in? Yeah. Matt. Maybe we should put Robin Williams in the briefs. Oh, no, I hate Robin Williams. Do you hate Robin Williams? Yes.

Oh, sorry, Robbie Williams. Why do you hate Robin Williams? Oh, I don't like him. I think you would. He loves Zelda like you. Now he was doing the bit. What? Oh, my God.

He named his daughter Zelda. What do you mean? This has backfired, and I'm so annoyed. No, I don't like him. I've never liked him. Why not? Because it's like the same target demographic as pink.

Of like, yeah, like. I think we need to figure out the pink thing. No! Can I tell you today, a fun house came on at work. And as soon as I realized what song it was, I exclaimed, and someone turned to me and said, I heard that you don't like pink. Or is it pink?

No, but I was like, well, good. I'm glad that's spread around. The one last thing I will say about Kath and Kim, if they were going to make a jukebox musical inspired by Kath and Kim, should all the music be pink? Yes. Okay, good. You said that last week.

Yeah. So wait, you do know that Robin Williams loves Zelda. Yes. Okay, that's all I just wanted to. Yeah. Yeah. He called his daughter Zelda. So why aren't you into him?

He's in campaigns. I'm into Robby. Do you like that he used to wear Comdegar's son? What? Or he used to be a Robbie Williams. Far out. No, we're not putting anyone else in the bunker. Oh.

Except for Aggie. Aggie is more than enough. Yeah. So we've got Earthworm Jim out, Damascus Knife Out. Yes. Aggie, the knife saleswoman, is in. Yeah. And Rio Briefs staying in.

Stay's the same. But maybe we should poke some holes in them around the elastic. Yes. That's hot. They're aging. Yeah. Okay. Matt, that's what you wanted.

The Mattisode has come to a close. Matt. Once again, another year ahead, Matt must remain silent. to the whim of the celestial beings. Has that appeased you, Matt? Yeah, I'm happy with that stock tech. Yep. I think all of those need a review, and now we know.

And now we know. Okay. Thank you so much. My name is Robbie. This is Kane. Oh, this is Kane. You. Cano and Robbie.

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