Death To Everyone - Death To… Floats, DJs & Looney Tunes Feat. Sabrina Babyslut

Episode Date: March 17, 2025

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Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I'm so in love with you Yes. It's the end of times. But thankfully we've set up a doomsday bunker where we put a heap of shit in there. That's true. And I, you know, I've learnt my lesson. I'm no longer speaking of the intro or singing of the intro because Matt is leaving that sound in and I listened to last week's episode and it was a confidence mess. Also, I have some feedback on last week's episode. I thought you wanted that in. I probably shouldn't have said this on air, but the intro started a few seconds in. I don't know if you all noticed that. Wait, there was like a sound, like dead silence?

No, it just started. But like not at the start. Like it was cropped. Oh, weird. Well, that's season two behavior. I thought it through other things as well. What are we paying you for? Sorry.

I do need to pay him. Anyway, so Matt, who we're referring to as our producer, Matt, who's I'm introducing. You producer Matt. Hello. I'm introducing... I'm sorry. Keep going. You're starting a few seconds in as well. Producer Matt, driving the space car, operating the sound equipment. Actually, you know what? We haven't informed the listener that as of 2025, Matt is now also editing the podcast.

Yeah. I'm sure that's really interesting for them to know. I'm so glad we had this announcement. Yeah. I'm sure that's really interesting for them to know. I'm so glad we had this announcement. Yeah. Okay. Well, today we also have such an exciting guest for you, the listener, to imbibe with your ears. Oh, who is it? Oh, you'll never guess. It's the return of the Prodacle Daughter baby slut, Sabrina. Sabrina. Hi. Oh my gosh. I'm so excited to be back.

I'm so glad to have you here. I keep getting sent little snippets of me being spoken about. So I thought I'd come on here and set the record straight. Do you have anything to like, you know, take us to task on? No, it's pretty accurate. Where are you at with the baby slut of it all? Because obviously sometimes you just go by Sabrina for like branding purposes. Yeah.

But like, is the baby slut still in play? I think it's just one of those things that I'm like once, once given a reason, I'll probably drop it. But I'm like, like, honestly, I'm like, I'm so down. Call me literally whatever. I love when people come up and call me jawbreakers and I'm like, yeah, sure. Hey, jawbreaker. Yeah.

Well, I'm so like one of those, um, I, I have rose by any other name would still smell as sweet. So like if someone gets me by literally someone called me Serena the other day and I said, yeah, sure. Serena tuna. Is that a brand of tuna? Serena? Yeah. Yeah. Right. Also VanderWoodsen. She's from Garza. Also's good. Is that a brand of tuna? Serena?

Yeah. Right. Also Van Der Woodsen. She's from Glass of Girl. Also Cha Cha. Yeah. Wigged. The real Serena.

Yeah. Well, I think baby slut's probably got a lot of currency, like just the name. Like if I was going to a festival, I'd see like baby slut. What sort of currency? Yeah. Like... Pounds? Yuan, yen, dollar, Canadian dollar, Australian dollar. Thank you. But...

Um, okay. Anyway. But... But, welcome back, Baby Slut. How's your life been since in the interim? Now that you're returning to the celestial world. Oh my gosh, it's been fabulous. Living the dream, truly.

And we were speaking about this before we went on air, but I'm like, I don't think me and Lazy really spoken about, like what's happening with you? Because since last time I was on this pod, you won. You won the world. You became the number one drag queen in all of Australia. That's right. It's so hard now, you know. So it's a dynamic shift, truly. I legit, look at you.

Just trash. Now I'm like, I'm begging up for crumbs. Please, Lazy, please. No, I mean, it's funny. Isn't it fabulous? It's so chic. Like, a girl like me, only in America, could a girl like me.

Who would've thought when we met in 2016 at the Greyhound Hotel, now currently dirt, that this would be happening. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's so fun. It's so chic. It's also like, I'm, I feel like I've been exhausted since the start of last year, when I started preparing to go on Drag Race. And then, actually I never asked you, because you would have gotten the call from Max to do some ensoum's. Costumes? Costumes. Yeah.

Were they already pre-existing? Well, I made one which she was going to for her cake runway. I made this big cake thing that folded down. The cake slice. Yeah, and it folded down and then like it was, it was like a lot of pieces. So I was like, I totally understand if you, you couldn't bring it. Cause it was like, it was like a lot of pieces. So I was like, I totally understand if you couldn't bring it. Because it was like, it was like big. It was like, she was walking out as a slice of cake that was like,

have you seen Victorious, the episode where they dress up as food? That was pretty much the vibe is like she was a giant slice of cake. Yeah. And I got this like really fabulous blanket that looked like crumbs. I was like, oh, this is so gorgeous. And then she couldn't end up bringing it. And I was like, no, that's okay. So what happened to the cake slice?

Ate it? It's at her house somewhere, probably. Or Ben. Maybe Ben. That was your fault. Is she, has she worn it? I don't think so. I think it was a little bit like one of those ones where it's like to make it.

So we went full out. My friend like 3D printed. So it was created, the structure was PVC pipes and my friend 3D printed like adapters for the pipes to go in. So they had the right angle. Cake angle. It was really cute. We even had to like use a heat gun to bend it to make it like cakey. The side to be curved. And then what did you do the cream out of? Expanding foam. This is probably reason. Like it was expanding foam.

So I don't know if she, maybe she packed it or like she tried to pack it and like packing expanding foam once it gets pushed together, like, cause you have to cram shit into a bag and a whole bit. Yeah. Well, so I've heard. Although like she didn't have too many big gowns. Yeah. Like I'm trying to imagine like what the space, cause all her...

She didn't even bring tights. Her hair is flat. That's right. Those dragon bags. She truly went there. She said five bikinis and a V-raiser. What does it go? Venus?

Venus. She's a Venus. No, but truly. But like, yeah, that must have been stressful time trying to make a slice of cake. And then, I don't know if I signed an NDO, but like, I don't know if I can say it, but maybe a track was produced for a hypothetical talent show that never happened. Do you know, no one has talked about this, and I keep forgetting to say it to the press

whenever they ask, because they're like, what's the thing that we don't know from behind the scenes? And I'm like, oh, well, we were meant to do a talent show, but it got cut. And I don't think like, like no one really cares. Like I mean, like I don't, I don't think that that's like crazy classified information, but yeah, her and Freya both made tracks, right? I want to hear Freya's track actually, because the track that we did for The Diva, it was... Good.

It was, I'm like, I want her to go on All Stars just so she can do it. What is it? I'm Max. I'll show you offline. Can you give me like a little like... No, because I also, I think... You don't want to cut her lunch. Because I'm also like, what if I just release it? What if I release it? I'm like, it's my song. It wouldn't make sense Because I'm also like, what if I just release it? What if I release it? It's my song.

It wouldn't make sense. I'm Max Drag Queen. I don't know if I'm going to get in trouble for that. YOLO. I didn't sign into you. Oh wow. I also don't think that anyone cares. Yeah. Well, have we heard any rumblings about the next season? I haven't heard anything.

I legitimately haven't heard anything. The street says it's, um, All Stars Down Under. Oh, instead of a season five. Yeah, I mean, like, truly, the last time I spoke to any of the producers of Story, people were like, no, I haven't heard anything. And they're the people that get contacted first. Yeah. So either they're, like, just like, but they just sounded like they were moving on with

their lives. I mean, I think, like, New Zealand's a bit fucked at the moment. Like its media landscape is a bit fucked and like getting work is a bit fucked. I think just everything at the moment, everything is so like festivals are getting canceled, life right in the center. I feel like things are getting axed, TV shows are getting axed. Everything's like, nothing's making enough income because everything is like expected to be like this huge multi-million dollar production. We still have season two of 10 pound POMs coming out on Stan.

What? I don't know. I don't know! I saw a billboard for it and I was so mad. I was like, who the fuck knows what 10 pound POMs is? 10 pound POMs? POMs. POMs.

Yeah. Pomeranians? Like British people. Oh, palms. I watched a documentary about like discount stores in the UK and I'm like, this is fabulous. Like this person would go like from, he would buy all the old stock that like UK calls is throwing away. And then sell it at his discount store?

What was this documentary? It sounds like a TikTok. I watched a five minute. This is your sign to buy dead stuff. What a great documentary. It was really good. You have such a consistent thread because last time you were here, you put the reject shop into the bunk car.

It's really sticking on. I'm just like, you're the girl who loves the bargain. I mean, tell the story, live your truth. Um, but yeah, drag race. Yeah. There was meant to be a talent show. I didn't make a track. That was the main mistake.

What was your talent? Can you leak it or is that? Yeah, I'm going to leak it. No, I was going to do a Shakespearean monologue. Oh, like a, like a, and maybe the production wanted you to do well, so they cut the talent show. I think that that might have played a part, not like, I mean, probably that. And because, I mean, like, they'd seen enough of my bullshit, like where I was like, I'm doing what I want to do.

We all have, darling. Drink your drink. Yeah, I will. What are you drinking? A skillington. She's drinking a metal skillington. What's that Corey King song? Put some ice in my cup.

Well, now I'll never have an ice drink again. Do you think she's terrible? Corey King? Yeah. I... Okay, she's doing cameos tomorrow and me and Kelly, we're going to get a cameo to promote our new single. She's dressed up as Laura VandenBeben from American Dad. Wait I'll

show you a photo. Which is really great for the audio listeners. Which is really great for everyone I guess. What is... I haven't watched this season so I feel like I'm missing out a lot of like the context of everyone. I'm not into it. I keep trying. Is she making fun of that? Are you familiar? I do know that. Yeah. And she walks down the hallway and it's to the song Me So Horny. That's who she's dressing up as for Cameo. So if you want one, get one. I don't want that. She's doing it tomorrow and this comes out in two weeks. How much of the Cameo? Do you see she's number one on Cameo? That doesn't surprise me. Because

she was doing Michael Jackson or something. And Suzy Toot. When she does Suzy Toot. You need to watch the season. But like, why is she bullying that Suzy Toot or is it like a friendly thing? It's like, how would I compare it? So it's like if I went on Cameo with a yellow wig and I was like, come on everybody, it's me Lazy, come buy a cameo. That's what it's like. And it's not, it's bullying, but like Suzy was fine with it. So like, you would be fine with it.

Do you know what I mean? It's a girl who gets it. It's like loving. It's a loving tribute. Wait, how much is her cameo? I think it's $50. 50 US? I think so.

Cause I want to do cameo. I think it's funny. I think it's like, but I don't want to do it for like, if I'm just like, Hey, Joanne have such an amazing birthday. Your friends think it's crazy and they want me to say banana split. Ah! You need to make it fun for yourself. And I think that's what Holy King is doing.

But she's also created like, there's like a... It's her law. There's a reason. Like, it's like, she's going to look crazy and she's going to have the worst sound in the world under like halogen lighting in like insane like nightmare fuel makeup and People are gonna spend the money. She's on tik-tok dresses Michael Jackson going tap the screen Like she's like literally I can't actually maybe I can't do that. But no, I just I don't know like I

Think about this sometimes where I'm like, what my aspiration in life, like what my aspiration in life is. And I'm like, I don't know. Like, it's like one day I would love to like win an Oscar. I like something like that would be quite chic, but I don't know that you can win an Oscar if you've done cameos dressed as Michael Jackson. Like, I think that they're just like, probably not. I remember a few years ago, I just posted onto my Instagram, like a quote unquote boot like cameo and I just literally got on camera and I said, and I said, um, Hey, your friend.

And I like left blanks in for people to fill in. Your friend wants to let you know that she's, oh, sorry. She is... There would be no gender. It was very blank. Hey, your friend wants to let you know... Let's party. Do you know what I mean?

Lots of love. Sabrina Baby. Yeah, literally. Did I tell... No, I didn't tell you this. So I was like going on some very cute dates with this guy who was like traveling around. Who is he?

Show me a photo. He's really cute. I'll show you a photo. Who was it? But he's in Tasmania at the moment. He's been listening. So hi Adam. Hey Adam.

I heard you hung. It's me, Sabrina. He's so cute. Okay. Twink. Oh my God. Okay. Twink.

Hey Adam. Impossible to impress. Look at this God. Okay, twink. Hey Adam. That's impossible to impress. Look at this photo. I'm impossible or he was impossible. He's so cute. He is cute. Yeah, I love that. You don't need Sabrina's approval. No, I don't, but I just was expecting it.

Um. When has she ever been effusive with, I just won Drag Race. She's like, slay me back. I don't think she's, yeah, right. I don't think she's ever been impressed by anything. The way that things have ever gone. You're like, you just won Drag Race.

I walk into this room with a big book, like slamming on the desk. OK, babe, I got some ideas. So here's the plan. Plan B. Anyway, turns out we were talking about like Josh and Matt for some reason, and he was like, no, I think they're really great. I was like, are you joking? I can't tell if you're kidding. And I was like, no, I think they're really great. I was like, are you joking? I can't tell if you're kidding. And I was like, no, we hate them in this house. What? And he was like, oh, well, I think they're like cute or whatever.

I was like, oh my God. Wow. I have a story. Go please. So, um, for context, this is like TikTok. Lots of love. TikTok, Josh and Matt, house renovations, DIY, all that stuff. My mom was selling a CD wrap because my straight brother in his teenage years found a music store that was closing down and they were selling everything. They got rid of this huge CD rack. It's literally mammoth. And so I was helping my mom sell it on Facebook marketplace.

I get it a knock at the door, someone bought it. I opened the door. I go, faggot, oh queen. It was Josh and Matt buying the CD rack. And I never saw it on the TikTok. I was waiting, I was literally waiting. I was like, what are you doing with it? And I think they were going to put it in the garden, put pop plants in it.

And I was like, it is huge. It's, I was just like, no wonder they couldn't have done it. But I was like, I think this is a very interesting POV of being on the receiving end of Josh and Matt. Like, yeah, yeah, that's very like the purge, like the poster for the purge. You look through the, like the peephole and there they are, like lots of love. Also just like the most like fake, fake horny people on the internet. They're like, I love sucking your dick.

And I'm like, no, you don't love sucking each other's dicks. But you know what? There's a new, and like, since, you know, this is one of the issues of my new incredible profile as down under Diva is that like, there's this new twink that is on TikTok who doesn't get many views, who always stays in me and my boyfriend's feed because he's like gay in Melbourne and we hate watch him.

Show me. I want to know who is it. Yeah, who is it? No, but I can't say because I'm like, I can't blow up this like this little faggot. Stop it. I do get it though, because I feel like people always come up and I feel like it may be the same one and just describe his content and I'll see if I get it.

Sure! It's like the moment, I couldn't tell you, I don't even know how to search him, he just shows up. He's like an unwanted pest. But he's like, and also his content is like, today I made a coffee and it made me think, wow, I'm so lucky to be here in Melbourne. I went on another date and then I went home. You showed me this, Damon.

Yes. I want to see. I made myself a smoothie before I went to the gym. Do you guys get into Instagram Reels? Instagram Reels is like, it's a scary place. Isn't it just like 10 weeks late TikToks? 10 week late TikTok, but then I don't know how, but every time, I think it's because I'm a drag queen in Facebook and Instagram, like they're like, oh, so you like anything to do with sex.

Do you know what I mean? So every time I log onto Instagram Reels, there's this one girl who comes up and she does those, the content that's like fishing for like engagement. So she'll walk into the room wearing like a bikini, legs oiled up and she goes, So she'll walk into the room wearing a bikini, legs oiled up, and she goes, Oh, are my legs too oily? And that's it. That's the end of the video. And she has it for everything. And she's like, do my thighs look big in this outfit?

Wait, is she the giant woman? Because I get that giant one. And she has huge thighs. Yeah. Like she does like this and stuff. But she is like, you know, she's got perfect blonde hair. Yes. And she's got this tiny little mini dress, but she's like, she does like she like is like, you know, like her like she's like perfect blonde hair Yes, and she's got this tiny little mini dress, but she's like, oh Hey, like but like it's just like she's like a giantess. She's like literally is that her thing?

I don't know cuz I like all I know is like the video it's like it's all her thighs But if you look slightly up her faces in it, do I mean it's like that's framed around her legs No, I'm getting like full body. She's like, it's full body, but it's like the focal is like her face comes up right where like her name comes up and it's kind of like, if I click on it, her face will be covered by her name and logo. Yes. Yeah.

Do you know what I mean? It's like, it's not like she's trying to. Well, she's great. She can stay. I mean, these gigantic women are incredible. Well, that's it. I really hope the comments are like, no, that's the right amount of oil. A bit greasy. I really hope the comments are like, no, that's the right amount of oil. Bit greasy.

I love going through like those accounts are just like scrolling as fast as I can because it's like are my legs too? Do I look too? Every single reel is one line and it's about her physical appearance. I did that with Ashley Madison's where it was like, let's do redesign it. Let's redesign it. Let's redesign it. Let's redesign it, let's redesign it, let's redesign it, let's redesign it. When a DJ starts promoting a new song, if you go on Joel Corey, it always makes me laugh. And it'll be like, it's the, it's the, it's the same,

it's the same, it's the same. And it's like, nothing else happens, it's just the one song. There was this diva that was trying to really push her song. She's like a Melbourne songstress. And she was pushing this song so hard that I like, I was like block, you need to be blocked, you're blocked forever because it can't be every fucking thing for like weeks. So I was like, it's not happening.

Oh. It's not happening. I'm taking notes. Like honestly, as someone releasing music, as soon as you try and like promote music anywhere online, it goes, ah, ah, uh, are you going to pay for that? Do you know what I mean? Like it's so like, as soon as it seems like an ad, the algorithm makes you want to, like, they're like, no, we pay for promotion here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But truly they know, they know. I love when people try to get like around, it's so funny. Music promotion on TikTok is so funny. Wait, does anyone know this cool song? And it's like by the person who wrote it. I have noticed, yeah, there's like a few different ways. Like some people are like, I'm just a struggling independent artist

waiting for my dreams to come true. And then other people are like, I'm the big time cunt. But like, then you're like, you only have like a hundred followers or whatever. It's good. And then, yeah, there's just like different iterations of it. But I also get really fed up with the kind of, and I'm sorry, you're about to have to do this, but the like pre like, do you want to hear my song? You're like, yeah, I'd love to hear.

I know you, I'd love to hear a song in a month. Well, that's what it, no, I'm not going to think about it. And the T is, is like, I feel like you need to think about it from the perspective of if you asking people to pre-save, but you're not giving them a month to pre-save, it's the people aren't going to pre-save because they're like, I'll just listen to it next week. If you're like pre-save coming out next week, which is like literally what I'm doing right now, which is like.

But what is like the pre-save do? So what it does is pre-saving a song. Which I pre-saved your song, just so you know. Calm down. Truly, it... Give me one moment. It just shows the platforms like Spotify and iTunes and stuff. It shows people are interested in the song and they want to hear it. So it gets the songs put onto playlists, which makes it more discoverable.

Yeah, so it's like before it comes out, it will kind of be lined up to be in a few playlists. And so when it comes out, it will be on a bunch of playlists. And like the first week of a song being out is when you want it to be on the most playlist, because then it kind of like goes from there. Yeah. If that makes sense. Well, that's it.

It's just giving it the best chance of success. You've got to have a bit of momentum. Yeah. So that's why the presets are important because it's like, if I can get on 10 playlists in the first week that will do like the best, it'll give it the song, the best chance of success. Well, go on then bitch. Well, I'm on Spotify and I can't see Presave anyway. So the, the Presave links aren't on Spotify unless you're following the artist.

I am following the artist. So you have, you have to go on to usually, usually the way to pre-save is going onto the artist's profile and there'll be pre-save link in the bio. And then that's how you pre-save. Cause like pre-save links aren't always through Spotify. They're like, like a hyperlink. Do you know what I mean? It's like, I think we're doing a, like a guy row, I think is who are being distributed through this time. So it's like a specific link from the distributor.

This is so much music talk. Um, I probably should check. I like, I probably couldn't check that information. It doesn't. Okay. So anyway, by the time this comes out, your song is already out. What is the name of your song? Just delete that whole last five minutes.

Also maybe coming on to have a little Kiki also me talking about the music, like how to preset for like five minutes, me. Also, maybe coming on to have a little kiki, also me talking about the music, like how to pre-save for like five minutes, girl. I'm so annoying. Do you know what? Our listeners will love that information. They love anything. Laugh it up, pig. That's what I was thinking about.

Every time I come on this podcast, I'm coming on a podcast where you guys actually like have like smart conversations and I come on. I feel like you do. You're talking about like things, topical. Yeah. It's more smart than me. I come on and I'm like, do. You're talking about like things, topical. Yeah. It's more smart than me. You're so right. I come on and I'm like, do you guys like cup tops? Like, do you mean?

I don't know. We're talking about cum cubes and someone putting... Are you aware that fans also like Buddy Lad? And like Sugar Boy? It would be like PC music. I feel like we get a lot of PC music in our suggestions. What the fuck is the name of your song? So hello everybody, hello death to everybody. This week in the vault I'm putting blinded by Jawbreakers. Am I right in saying this is the first Jawbreakers release that has one of your vocals on it?

Well yes, it's the first one that is only my vocals. I do like, if you go back and listen to every single song. I do harmonies. I do, I literally do. I'll do harmony. Even from the very first release, Boyfriend, if you listen to the pre-chorus, I do the harmony there. And, but this is the first one that is fully led by me because this whole year, we've, all of last year, we were producing music, getting things ready.

And then we're like, let's just empty the vault. And like, and we're like, let's just use the vocal. Cause I write and I'm like, it's a demo vocal for someone else to like sing what I sang in the demo. Yeah. And then we're like, well, if I like it, let's just release the demo vocal. And I'm like, your vocals are great. Like, I mean, you've got a voice.

And my diva voice, it's my diva, my American accent. It's very like, come up to the room trade. Do you know what I mean? But I also like think about it and I'm like, how many, like Kylie Minogue sings with an American accent? But like some people get weird about people singing with an American accent. Like Missy Higgins. Like, you don't need to be like, and doesn't that seem familiar?

Do you know what I mean? And then people are like, Kylie Minogue doesn't sing with an American accent. Cause like she kind of neutralizes the accent, but I'm like, she can't get you out of her head. Can't? I just can't get you. Think of it with an American accent. But I think like everyone kind of like singing just naturally lends itself more to the Australia, to the American sound. Because the vowels are soft.

This is okay. We're talking about music. Like we need to start talking about... Please start talking about death. Like we need to start talking about. We need to start talking about death. To everyone. It's about softening the accent because the Americans have the softest vowels. So it's the easiest to sing with because it's not like really harsh vowels. So it's like, can't like can't Australian can't.

It just flows easier. The glottal stop. Glottal stop. The entire chorus of blinded? Glottal stop. Uh, uh, uh, uh. The entire chorus of Blinded. Uh, uh, uh. Glottal stops. There you go. Glottal stop.

This is too much music talk. Let's talk about gay shit. Okay. Okay. Well then, Sabrina, won't you please destroy the world for us? How does the world end this week, Sabrina Baby Slut? I've been thinking about it because last time, last time I said train. So I think I'm going to stay with the transportation theme. Have you seen, have we seen Charlie's Angels?

The original 2000 and the original, not the TV show of the original movie, 2000s. I would open the door on a plane. Oh, wait, on the whole world? Yeah. Go on. Oh wait, but like last time I said train, I thought it was how I was dying. So wait, so last time I was hitting everyone on the earth with a train? That's what you said. That's what you said.

Roll the tape. I did. Maybe I was under the impression that I was only killing myself. I wish you could keep one of an open airplane craft. Why not? I think, oh my gosh. Maybe that's what the universe is. It's inside an aircraft.

Yeah. And you're going to kick it out. And then you open the door and then- B-slot is not impressed by this line of thinking. I know. I'm thinking about it. Maybe I would, maybe to keep it relevant, I would kind of Josie and the Pussycat Dolls. Do you know what I mean?

Josie and the Pussycat Dolls what? The headphones. I would make everyone put on the headphones and I would have total control of the world. And then what would you do to... Streaming farm. The whole world would become a streaming farm. There we go. And everyone would be streaming my music so much that they forget to eat and starve to

death, I guess. A starvation. Or like they're listening to the music so much they just forget to eat and starve to death, I guess. Or like they're listening to the music so much they just swerve off the road or something. Everyone's driving? Everyone is like in a hypnotic trance when the song comes on. Yeah. Amazing. That's listening to Blinded, the new song on Spotify by Jawbreakers. Blinded on Spotify.

It's out now. Blinded? More like deafened, honey. Okay. We'll be right back. Welcome back, everyone. Baby Slut, I need to say to you all, I'm so sorry I just said that thing half an hour ago about deafened, not blinded. I take it back.

Yeah. I actually, before, before, you couldn't see it because this is a podcast, but I took my headphones off and I walked out the door. So maybe if we could add some Foley, we'll add it in post, add some stomp, say, huh! Then the sound of me taking off my headphones, 10 medium stumps, and then a door slam. Yeah. And then you're on the phone outside being like, I can't believe this is happening again. taking off my headphones, 10 medium stumps and then a door slam. Yeah. But like there you were on the phone outside being like, I can't believe this is happening again.

Can we just record it right now? Can you just, can you just enact it so I can just put it in the relevant spot? But can you make it sound like you're wearing country fetish heels? I am. Oh yeah. I am obviously. Obviously. Okay.

Fucking bitch. Fucking bitch. Trying to get me on this fucking... I think we should probably go and get her back. Fine, I'll come back. I'll come back. Sorry, when there's just a joke there, I don't even think about whether it's kind. I was wearing Miu Miu heels. I was wearing brown Miu Miu kitten heels. Oh my gosh, that dain court. Anyway, welcome back, listener. I'm so glad we're here, of course, with the iconic

Aria Award, not yet nominated. Sabrina Baby Sleight. Soon to be nominated. Soon to be nominated. Where's the Aria's held and would you go? It's in Sydney. And would you go? Yeah, I would. I would love.

I think it would be a shock. What would your stunt be on the red carpet of the arias? I would... This is what I told Lazy to do two minutes ago. I would say... I would go there and be in full drag, but like something's missing. So maybe no makeup, full drag, full wig, full gown.

And I'll be like, oh, they lost, they lost my makeup. Oh my gosh. But I still wanted to be here. Oh my God. You're like pulling up. I don't know. JVN would do that. Or like a, like being a full gown and be like, or I would start walking on the

red, start walking on the red carpet and then my skirt would rip off and I'd be tucked. Come on, Courtney. Courtney, yeah. That's not the stunt. That was real. It was, it happened to her and I believe her. I do believe her too. She seemed genuinely shocked.

Yeah. Did you see Courtney's ass today? No. On TikTok. I mean, on Instagram, what was she doing with her ass? She was like getting ready for Kylie Minogue in her like little I'm a faggot outfit. In her full fitness era.

She's so fit. Very fit. She's training for the war. Yeah, but she knows that it's coming. She's going to be the front line. She knows something that we don't. She's like full like getting ready for the far right to attack. She's like, I'm going to be on the front lines.

You guys stand back. Like vanity behind her reloading the like artillery opening on a wig, like, but it's like a, like a, I feel like vanity would be good in a war. Um, probably the war and drugs. But, um, do you, would you serve under Courtney Act? Yes. Okay, good. Me too.

We wrote a song for a few Mardi Gras ago. Ice cream for the W Hotel. Yeah, for the W Hotel. We wrote a song together with Courtney. So we'd probably get her in the booth and make some inspiring music to get the troops ready. Yeah. inspiring music to get the troops ready. Yeah, yeah. I do need to say, look, W Hotel was one of the worst clients I ever had as someone that worked in advertising.

Oh, wait, in terms of what? Just, I remember so distinctly, when I worked in advertising, we were pitching them on some Mardi Gras parade stuff, and it was like- Was that for? Not for your era, no. But a few years later, it was like, was that for not for not your era. No, but like a few years later, they were like, we want to do something

really meaningful, blah, blah, blah. And we're like, you're a luxury hotel. I don't know how meaningful it can be, but we'll try. Um, and this is all messages by lazy Susan. Personally, I love, I love W hotels. I mix our voices. There are people that were amazing. Like the actual Australia team were really good.

But the issue came when we had like pitched all this stuff through, spent like weeks and weeks and weeks working and saving to try and make this like thing that was all about kind of acknowledging like queer community leaders that were like, you know, kind of doing the work and then be like, let's like offer them a reprieve and they make it all about them like resting because we see the labor that goes in and like Mardi Gras is such a like labor-intensive time that like what if we paid them to almost do nothing and made that the story and it was just like because like obviously during Mardi Gras it's like queer people get burnt out particularly these people that are working all year long so we're like

doing that and then I just remember being on this call with this woman who was from the international branch of W and she was just like, I just don't know who any of these people are and why are they so ugly? And like, Who was it? Who was, they were like genuine community leaders and they were like, why don't these people have like 10 million thousand followers? And I was like, cause they're in their seventies.

Like, Isn't it hard because like sometimes I was thinking about it the other day, I met like some people who were like the it girls of the two thousands and then you like go onto their profile and it's like 5,000 followers on Instagram because they started late and they're not like about that life. These people are now like, they're like in their fifties plus. Of course they're not going to be on Instagram every day. Yeah.

What are you fucking talking about? And like, it was like, I will say one of them that we'd put forward was Carlotta and it's like everyone in Australia knows who the fuck Carlotta is. Like if you have had access to a television in like, like you've seen her, she's been on the Today Show, blah, blah, blah, blah. But like, she was like, who's this Carletta? And then it's like, okay, shut the fuck up.

And like, she was just so rude about like, I've never heard of this woman, no one's gonna know this, no one's gonna relate to this for the brand. And I'm like, I think it's quite chic to do a mix of like influences and like legends and she was so disrespectful. And I was like, she's a 70 year old trans woman. She doesn't have an Instagram.

Like give me a week with her next week. Carlotta would be like, this is your sign to fight for your rights. And I was like, this is the classic thing where a brand is like pretending that they're really like invested in progress and like they kind of act, not activism, but like doing something that's just about the community. But they're like, only if they've been featured in like Vogue, Hot Up and Coming. And you're like, shut the fuck up. Call out pointing to the screen, which is pointing around. 10 ways to surf con at Mardi Gras this year. Like, you know what I mean? Like, what are we expecting for these people?

Yeah, it was so lame. And I was like, it's actually just not chic because I feel like a chic brand would know like how to do the balance. But anyway, that woman can go rot. Yeah, that's nasty. Yeah. And she had zero vibe, but yeah, the Melbourne, the Australian W team were good. Truly.

Well, I don't even know what W hotel is. So break it down. Sound it out for me. W hotel. W wait. So do you know how some people are like, um, Al, uh, chat, put some L's when someone is losing like W means win. L means lose W hotel.

That's how I think of it. It's probably not. It's probably before that, but like. You think it's before win? I think it might be before. Before like Twitch streaming, L's in chat guys, L's in chat. GG, good game.

Don't understand any of that and I hate it. Well, perhaps you'll understand this. Which float from Mardi Gras goes into the bunker? Which float? Hey Siri, what floats were at Mardi Gras goes into the bunker? Which float? Hey Siri, what floats were at Mardi Gras this year? Because like root beer float, that's pretty good. Oh true, floating in the Dead Sea, that's fun. Because it's so buoyant?

Yes. That's cool. Should we read out a list? Okay, go. Or maybe we can cut some out and maybe this is just for us before. Okay, I'm just going to read them out and then maybe we can cut some out and maybe this is just for us. Before. Okay. I'm just going to read them out and then maybe you can pick one. Cause do you know every float that's been in?

I have like a few selects from the years. I have no interest in Mardi Gras floats. I've got other bits. Dax on bikes, 70, Aiders, ABC, Acon, American Express, architecture with pride, Asian marching boy and friends, Australian Asexuals, Australian Association. We're still in the A's? There's like, I'm mama.

Oh my god. I'll send you the link, I'll send you the link and then you can just scroll through. No wonder that, I love that the Dykes Home Bikes still start every year, that's so chic. Yeah, that's hot. But why don't they show me a picture? I don't care about this. But um. Oh, oh, I found mine. I found everyone.

Log on to Mardi Gras.com. I'm going to be representing the, I'll send you the link actually. And then you can have a look. Cause I just found which one I'm doing. Gallery. Well, my pitch, which isn't part of Mardi Gras, which is why I said float, but I suppose Mardi Gras is more relevant to What's going on? The grass? Wait, is it for Mardi Gras float or just any float? Yeah, whatever. Any float, but we'll start with Mardi Gras. Because like I love those stupid like what's the thing in America like Macy's parade or whatever? Oh, they have like the huge like I want a floating Pikachu or Sonic that's deflated and crushing half of the city

Yes, that is a good flow. Oh, I love that. Yeah. That is so good. Did you see Paula Abdul at the Thanksgiving parade and she was like tap dancing, but like the tapping was pre-recorded. So it's like, she's kind of just moving her feet and it goes, it was fabulous. Look it up.

It's fab. Okay. I'm looking at the website you've just sent through, which the Mardi Gras thing this year was free to be. Free to be? Free to be what? Free to be, but you also have to buy a ticket. Yeah, but if you want to see the parade.

I found one. I don't know what they stand for, anything besides their name that I'm reading. The itty bitty titty committee is on the list. How camp is that? What do they represent? I'm going to just say itty bitty titties probably. Well, okay. So my favorite floats are as follows. One year there was parents of trans children and they made this giant caterpillar and it was

like the most janky homemade bullshit you've ever seen. And it was incredible. And watching that like, I don't know, like community theater production caterpillar that's like made like a Chinese New Year dragon. Where, what float again was this? This was like parents of trans children and like they were all under there and it would like have this terrifying face. He's like, like caterpillar had seen things. You're going to have a flock of parents with trans kids about to beat you up. They best do it

They got to get out from under that caterpillar first But I don't feel like the hunty hunty caterpillar But the idea being like one day it will become a butterfly and I'm like that butterfly if she ever emerged would be the most That's a moth. She's a mothra. It's a caterpillar and it like turns into a fucking pterodactyl. At the end they're like, wah! And they're like, oh, kill me. And so that was one of my favorites.

My next one is one that I talked about recently in the press when they asked me what my favorite thing about Mardi Gras was. And I was like, probably that time that Filmabox for the Broken Heel Festival float did, sorry, I'm being pointed out, Fire and Rescue New South Wales. The one above it. Ben Boyce Australia, finally. Was probably, cut that, was probably, was probably the one that Filmabox did for Broken Heel

Festival where she did like a giant effigy of Cheryl, June Marie Bennet from Broken Heel who was in the Priscilla film playing no you can't have you can't have nothing and they told her to put a tampon in and set it on fire and blow up her box. Do you know this? No? And so Filmer was like, to celebrate the Priscilla and Broken Hill Festival, we're going to make a giant two-story bust of this bigot from the film Priscilla. And it's going to say, it's going to be June Marie, who was a friend of Filmer's, Vale, and she's going to be on the float. And it's like this gargantuan woman in a singlet that's like rolling through the streets. And it says, yes, you can have, you can have everything.

And it was incredible. It was like just giant. And they were drag queens inside of her head. And with this gargantuan woman women were her legs oily as well. I'm sure had they made, had the money to make the rest of her, they'd have been giant oiled up thighs. And just like that, that girl on a motorbike, like, do you know what I mean? That on a float, she would have tipped.

Do you know what I mean? Like the thought, like this is going back to what Zelda said, where she wants, she wants Pikachu to crash. Yeah. Imagine the chaos. Imagine also being like, she comes crashing down. Being like a 10 year old watching the Mardi Gras and then this big like woman. Like I would be scared for my life.

And also the thing about it is it was like, I guess it was like plexiglass. And what is it? Like fiberglass. And like Filmer is really good at that shit. I don't know whether she was like doing the full fabrication or whatever, but it looked exactly like her. So it was just like and like it wasn't a situation like the Parents of Trans Children Caterpillar, which is incredible. Where the finish was

just impeccable. Do you have a photo of it? I want to see it posted on the- Yeah, put it on the thing. It's just incredible. If you remember that scene from Priscilla where they go put it on the thing. It's just incredible. If you remember that scene from Priscilla where they go to the pub and then that woman's being rude. No, I mean the caterpillar. I want to see the caterpillar.

Caterpillar in the tree. He voted for Trump. Um, Billy Ray. I love that. Yeah. Oh, Miley Cyrus. Flo? No, Billy Ray, Miley Cyrus. I posted a video of me playing saxophone. Yeah. Oh, Miley Cyrus. Flo? No, Billy Ray, Miley Cyrus.

I posted a video of me playing saxophone. Oh. Sorry. What was that shot on? Like a brick? Baby Slut posted this video of her as a 12 year old posting- 12 year old? I would have been younger than that.

On playing saxophone at some sort of school recital. It's shot like it was shot on a stone. It was, I think it was the first ever video taken on a mobile. Yes, it was like two pixels that somehow. Like that's what the videos looked like back in the day, I feel like. And it's you playing the climb on saxophone. Yeah, what I'm playing and the key of the song are different.

So it's clashing. What I'm playing, I'm playing and the key of the song are different. So it's clashing. What I'm playing, I'm playing fabulously for a child, but it's just in the wrong key. I feel like if you put that up, you would never get copyright striked because it's that far away from it. But you should interpolate it. Yeah, 100%.

I should have brought it out. I should have played it right now on this pod. The climb was such a central moment for the culture. That video where she's in that studio walking with a scarf on, incredible. Which Miley Cyrus era would you make a float of if you had to? Is that crazy? Start All Over. She's already doing that.

She's already walking down the street. I love Start All Over. I'm gonna start all over. How does it begin? What's the first line of the song? Oh my God. I have to wonder. If this wave's too big to ride.

Oh love. And she's walking down the street and they're all dancing. Out of the fire and into the fire again. You don't know this? No, this was right before see you again It was her very first song that she ever released as Miley Cyrus. Yeah She has a very pronounced mouth You're not wrong. Yeah, I love her new no eyebrows

Oh, are we talking about her because she got skinny and then her horse teeth? Is that what we're talking about? What? Horse teeth? What are you saying more? I think it's fabulous. Was there a thing in the memoir saying that maybe she had a few teeth missing and she had to wear a mouth guard

during the recent Grammys? Why? Is she okay? What happened? I don't know. Is that what they said? Well, I was just reading Crazy Days and Nights. Crazy Days and Nights?

My favorite airplane, airplane thriller is my favorite because they can't say Sky Jackson, so they have to call it airplane thriller. The names that they come up with is so good. I'm just like, this A++ list, North of the Border celebrity is... Literally. Yeah.

I have literally no idea idea we're talking about celebrity blinds, celebrity blinded by jawbreakers. How are we back here? Sorry. You should do some blind items about the jawbreakers and put them out as a promotion for your blinding. Maybe maybe we'll write blinds about people we know. Oh my god. Okay anyway, and then my third float. So we've got giant shell head, caterpillar head.

And my favorite float was the one that we designed for W Hotels that didn't end up coming to its full fruition. What was that? So it was like in the dreamland, it was going to be like just someone like Carlotta, like it was going to be like just someone like Carlotta like it was gonna be three rooms and the theme was room for you Thank you The float was gonna be rooms like like like it looks like a kind of where's our end set You know like kind of like you can like cross-section of all yes Yeah, okay, and they each one had like a color theme So it's gonna be like that like based on. This is, I know exactly where this is going. One's blue, one's yellow, one's pink.

And I have just the girls to be on the floor. I can't believe they didn't go for it. And it was just going to be like Carlotta like sitting in a bed, not dancing, not having to do anything, just lying there getting fed champagne and fanned by like hot go-go boys. A lot of her just like on, on like a footstool, just like hands on her knees, staring out at the crowd, like waiting for trade. Yes!

And then like each like legend was just going to be in their own room being like doing nothing. And then the whole like Instagram follow-up was just going to be them like, so what do you have to do this year for Mardi Gras? Do you have to learn any choreography? No. Getting in bed. And then just like lying down and falling asleep and like getting some wine. I mean, and they all have like the custom dressing gowns and slippers that come with W Hotel.

Yeah, that was going to be the jewellery. Anyway, so then like they were like, but why is no one dancing? We're like, because you're not asking for labor from queer people during Pride. That's the theme. And they were like, that's actually, I love that. Yeah. Well, it's like, it's funny- You should have said that.

I'm kidding. I said it so many times. And then they were like, but why are the fags not dancing for W Hotels? And I was like, because you're a brand and you're not asking the faggots to dance for you this year. And they're like, I think we should have some fags dancing. And then they- I get one pageant queen. So two rooms, the girls are sitting down just chilling.

And then we have like mistress Isabel Brooks going, get on up. She's going off. So they eventually just got a bunch of employees to dance around. And then like, yeah. When I did W Hotels, it was a bus. You were on an ice cream bus. Oh yeah, ice cream truck, I guess. That probably makes sense.

And it was, this was the Mardi Gras when... Sorry. Oh, you just had triangle- Cheers to that, girl! Cheers to that! She just went to pick up her drink and she knocked something in it. Cheers. For the people listening.

That really just broke your brain. It was like, you activated, like kill the Malaysian prime minister. Like, you're like, cheers girl, cheers! I want to make a toast. Like, that's what it felt like. Here's to this pod. Okay, anyway, you were on an ice cream truck. That was your experience. Yeah. And it was the year where they had to, because of COVID, they had to do it in the MCG, but Sydney.

And so we're all walking around. And if you think about me in an ice cream truck and everyone's above me, they're seeing the roof of the ice cream truck and I'm just walking inside a box. Oh. Wait, so there was a roof on top of the ice cream truck? Yes. And? So there was like all these queer people lifting up the ice cream truck and it had a back door for us to walk out of. Wait, why were they lifting up the... were they carrying the ice cream truck?

I'm pretty sure they like could lift it and put it down. I think that's what it was, but that's my memory. But madam, you've got to get off the truck. Keep putting that cheer sound effect in. This way. In a moment. It'll never be the same. Is that it?

Cheers to that diva. Anyway, um, yeah, Mardi Gras, um, that stresses me out. Just that whole. Yeah. And I was like, okay, cool. So I'm pretty much walking around in a box that no one can see me in. I was in a- Shrouding his ice cream truck.

Literally me in a coffin, tootin' carbon. Like, yeah, put me in there. I would love like, hearse for Pride. Just like me in a coffin. What would, for which company? Qantas. One day. Oh, after I opened the, after I opened the plane door.

This year's Pride is celebrating the deaths of the gay people. I actually love some of those Qantas floats even though it's like crazy Like then when it's just like a fuselage And it's like I feel like I'm on the Universal Studio Tour and it's like a burnt out fuselage What's a fuselage? Like the the cabin of a plane, but it's like half of it See this is when I'm like you guys talk real smart. This is why I was scared of coming in this part A fuselage? No one's got to know what that is. You're going to have to explain this.

These girls are listening to this part on Google, like, Hey Siri, what is fuselage? You just woke up someone Siri now. It's Beyonce's sister. Hey Siri, stream blinded by jawbreakers. There we go. Do the other ones. Hey Amazon Chrome, what do you say?

Hey Alexa. Go on. Hey, Alexa stream blinded by jawbreakers. Wait, this is rumors, Alexa. Hello, Alexa. Alexa, take the shot. Anyway. Okay. That's good.

And then that giant swan from, um, from, um, you know, giant swan, giant swan float. you know. Giant swan? Giant swan float. No, she blew it up! From Drop Dead Gorgeous? Yeah. Was that a swan? Yeah. Oh, that's the one.

I love that swan. You've seen Drop Dead Gorgeous. What? How have you not seen that one? What is it? It's the one about, it's got like Amy Adams and Brittany Murphy and like Kirsten Dunst and like their inner beauty pageant. Have you seen that video of Gia Gunn and like Charlie XEX?

And she's like, Gia Gunn's interviewing Charlie and she's like, what song of yours should I perform? And she goes, I'll probably say Vroom Vroom. What was it? Vroom Vroom. I'm looking that one up. That's me. That's me with Drop Dead Gorgeous. I think you'll love that film. Yes, that is so-

No, I will. I love anything like- I love anything that you've just said. Cheese to Drop Dead Gorgeous. Put that sound effect back in. You guys should have a soundboard. Don't, we're not encouraging that behavior. Yeah, couldn't agree more. People like-

Do you know, I think this is girl on TikTok and she's like, she's giving like the full like CD fantasy and she goes into stores, but she has so many sound effects of her own voice as she's in the store. She's like, today, today we're going into the trade center. Don't do it! Yes. She's like, I got these low key off brand crocs. That's disgusting.

Should we just, I don't know if this is crazy, but should we just like one by one go around and give some like things that could be on the soundboard? Oh yeah. You nominate. Okay. I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll do my diva voice for it. Okay. Okay.

Um, this is a pod exclusive. Do you know what I mean? I'll do my diva voice for it. Okay. Okay. This is a pod exclusive. Do you know what I mean? And then if you say something that you've never said before and it's on the pod, do you know what I mean? Yeah. Okay. Mine's going to be death to everyone. Mine's going to be, uh. And anytime you say something sexy, you can play that. Why I thought we were just doing things we wanted on the soundboard.

You go, eight. This week we have Sabrina Baby's like eight, eight. Oh my gosh, that is nasty. It's got to be Victoria Beckham saying it though. Wait, is that your soundboard contribution? Oh my God, that is nasty. That's good. But like, do you know what I mean?

You should be doing this. Say something iconic right now. Wow. Do you know when someone's like, say a joke now. You're funny, say a joke. If you're funny, then say a joke. It'd make me laugh. Put that on the soundboard.

If you're funny, then say a joke. Why do they all work so well? Yeah. I want to do this, but just for like people to put in drag mixes. DJ, play it. Slam your pussy to the ground. What's that one that's always in the pageant mixes? It's not over until the fat lady sings.

I'm about to work. I do love those like cheer competitions where they're like, turn it up. Don't talk about that. Oh, the cheer mix. Do you remember? It's so good. Do you guys speak about the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, whiskey. Weed, wine and whiskey. Weed, wine and whiskey over there. Have you ever spoken about some of the things that have happened? So in the first week when you weren't there, Sabrina kindly joined me and we hosted together.

She was smart though because she only brought one mic and I was like, that's good because I don't stop talking. Did you hear that? She doesn't stop talking. I think that could be like 10% more sexy. Oh, I like to call it the wetness. Wet it up. Okay. Did you hear that? She doesn't stop talking. That's good. Okay.

That's very good. But yeah, Sabrina did a cheerleading mega mix and it was amazing. Yeah. I was talking about like the technical difficulties. Have you addressed that or not? Have we addressed the... Oh, well they got ironed out, but no, it was the total shit- We were beset by-

Hey, Wilbur, I think I left my iron on. Put that on the board. I don't think that's going on the board. I think that's your first misstep. Zelda was performing and like the music wasn't loading properly. Like me, dressed as a cheerleader, marching through the crowd to get to like the iPad. give me the iPad, I'm playing the track.

Did they play it? And that fixed it. I do think that that was the, just like the technical issues of our weird basement room were endearing to me. It was a Beastie Girls show without a bit of technical... It was prohibition, what is. It was prohibition time. What is it? Prohibition time.

Yeah. But instead of alcohol, we all love Lazy Susan. That's what it felt like. That's very kind. And because of that, I won. No, it is. It's because of me. I'm taking full credit.

It's a great lineup. That, me, and then Baby Slut, Benign Girl, and Lazy. And then Zelda is the consistent. I did them all. Did you hear that? I won. There you go. Put that on. I didn't know that that was it. I'm a winner, baby. Like something like that.

My name's Lazy and I'm the winner. How about like kill? Like literally, get me anything you want me to say in that voice I'll do it. Can you say kill all the fags? Wait, what are the, what would you, if you had to like describe each subject of the pod and it's like now we're up to this section I can do an intro for it. Category one.

Oh, okay cool. So it's not like what are you going to put in the bunker? It's just category one? Just say category one, bitch. Category one. So breathy. Now say category two. Category two.

Now say category three. The final category. And now you can say, how does the world end? Do you know in Hesbury, I know we sample it. It's time to wrap this mother up. You want to know how the world ends? Oh no, that was bad. Do you want to know how the world ends? Wow, our soundboard is good this year.

We're actually just building a profile so we can make an AI version of you. Do you guys, do you only release through Spotify? Or do you, what if, where if a good, where on Podbean, Podblaster, Podhole? This is a Podbean exclusive. Listen now on Podhole. This is a Podbean exclusive, unless Spotify wants a deal. Oh my God, you know what's so fucked?

I realized the podcast might be the most evil form of media that's ever existed. What do you mean? Think about it. Like Joe Rogan is now one of the most powerful media pundits because someone gave that motherfucker a microphone and that was a mistake. I think podcasts have like taken a spot in like, they took like 50% of what radio was doing. I think. Oh yeah.

Do you know what I mean? They were kind of like the advertisement now works better on podcasts because people want to get to know someone. Get to know me. But I also think like, um, because of the long form nature of it, like when you have celebrity interviews or whatever, people are more likely to say- Is that what this is?

Yeah. You're blinded. Is that correct? Blinded. Out now. Sorry. I'm going to just keep doing it. I'll do a million of them.

You just cut half of them and use the good ones. Oh, good. If I get flat, just cut that. Who are you talking to? Talking to Matt? Yeah. Matt, can you do one? I don't do editing.

No, do your diva voice. You just cut half of them and use the good ones. Oh, good. If I get flat, just cut that out. Who are you talking to? Talking to Matt? Yeah. Matt, can you do one? I don't do editing. No, do your diva voice. No, if I had a soundboard voice, it would be like the really low, like epic, exclusive. EA.

Challenge everything. Yeah. That's my thing. She was the original diva. EA games. Charge everything. Help me! Sabrina, have you played any Marvel Rivals? No.

Oh, okay. Have you experienced any of it online? What is it? Like a new like 6v6 like online. Is it like Ti Mu Fortnite but for Marvel? Wow. Yes, it is. Wait, wait, wait.

Marvel Rivals use this. Timu Fortnay, but from Marvel. But it's all like all of the matches are narrated by Galactus. Or like Galacta, like Galacta's a store. Whatever. But she kind of speaks in that voice. Oh, I love that. It's like... I see you're discovering my side projects. So they know that it's for faggots then.

Oh yeah. Like that's who's playing that game. Even like every, every ass in that game is incredible. Like every ass and it's for the gays. Yeah. Well, I've only ever seen it through vibes lives on Tik Tok. Vibe is so funny on Tik Tok. Actually I log in, she is playing games.

She's doing two, she's doing three streams a week, one makeup, two game. Oh, is there like a schedule? Yeah. You can catch Vibe's live. She should. Actually, good idea. Vibe, you should start doing cameos live on TikTok. I think that would be a thing that people would like to watch. Because I think people want the full behind the scenes fantasy of cameos. Thanks for that galaxy. So Vibe, if you are happening to be listening to this episode. I know Vibe is listening, but Mandy is.

Hi Mandy. Mandy. This is a Mandy exclusive. Hi Mandy. Yeah. Anyway. Okay. Okay.

So float. Yeah. How about floating? Like not floating in water, but like floating. What's the other word for floating? When you're just like, when you're in the tanks. Dissociating? Oh.

Do you s- Boiance? Boiancing? Girlance. The heat is rising in this room and let me tell you, I feel crazy like we're in a submarine and you're going to kill us all. The light doesn't normally change colors. And it's actually strobing.

Yes. Submarine implosion in five minutes. That's a good one. Put that on the board. I know that it's done, but like those people died in that submarine. That's so scary. The Titanic 2. Yes. What was it called? Jalantis. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That is so cooked. And they found the empty remains. To be honest, oh, like, I know I'm not, like, new to the party

of being a bit callous about this, but like, OK. Yeah, I got a good one. I just did an oopsie. And every time, like something like, like, you could do it about, like, the most tragic events. Oopsie. Those five people died. Did I do that? I agree.

You're like, I was like, we were talking and your brain was like, like you were like seeing through space and time like, wait, I've got one. I just didn't. Oopsie. Sorry guys, I just had to stop the flow here just to chime in with this one. I just didn't... oopsie. No, I live. I think it's cool. I just shat.

But like this episode, this isn't even an episode, this is just BT, behind the scenes of us getting the soundboard ready. I think if they listen to part um, part one, baby slut part one, then they're going to be ready for foley ado with baby slut. This is, oh, talk about Titanic part two. Lacey's already got her soundboard, um, quiet in anyway. What is it? Don't you remember from a few weeks ago? No, what did I say?

DJ! That one? I'm screaming. Oh did I say? DJ! That one? You said, I'm screaming. Oh, I'm going to kill myself. Wait, why? Have you ever said that, Diva? What? I'm screaming.

I'm gagged. I didn't say I'm gagged. I said I'm screaming. My friend, okay. And I got made fun of, baby. Because it was so weird. My friend was like, they were like, I just got these noise cancelling headphones. Can you test them out?

And me and my friend being absolutely diabolical, we're like, yeah, sure. So they were like, just make as much noise as you can. Me, help me, help! Like screaming, I'm locked in the room. Like literally like begging for help. And she's like, no, no, no, stop. That's okay, we got it.

Did they work? No, they could hear me. I think they break sonic barriers. Breaking down barriers all the time. Sonic okay which sonic character is being in the bunker? Yeah deflated float Sonic. The one that can fly. Oh but it doesn't really look like Sonic there's something wrong. Which one's the cute one? Which one can you take? Knuckles or... I like Tails. I like a little bit of Rogue. Rouge, what's her name? Cause, like, no one has, like, people fuck, wanna fuck Sonic so much. Fairies.

Like, the whole Sonic world is fuckable. But the whole Mario world is not. Or is that, am I wrong? No, that's true. I tell you what's really gay. Like, in Sonic, one's called Shadow and one's called Rouge. True. Lash's liner. Lash's liner. My favorite character from Sonic, 301.

Get her in here. But also like, it's kind of reversed because I think all of the villains in Mario are fuckable. And then all of the goodies in Sonic are fuckable and reverse. Like Eggman or whatever. Eggman. Eggman? Dr. Eggman.

Oh darling, I don't know what you're talking about. Have you not seen it? Isn't his name Dr. something else? No. Dr. Pineapple? It's Eggman. Eggman? Jim Carrey plays that.

Have you watched Sonic the movie? I do. We did a Sonic show. That's why I? It's Eggman. Eggman? Jim Carrey plays him. Eggman. Have you watched Sonic the movie? I do. No. We did a Sonic show. That's why I had to do my research. Did you see that Baby No Money did that recently with Young Gravy? No, when he did that, I love Baby No Money. Actually, I get into that.

No, I'm just like, when are you finding time to make all this content? Him? Every day it's a new costume. It's a new niche internet reference. He's getting into full geesh, he's with like, I didn't think young... He just up his Miku the other day. Yes! I saw that and I was like, what is happening? You're freaking me out! Miku? Like Hatsune Miku? Yeah.

Cute! Truly. She's in Fortnite at the moment. Do you play Fortnite? No. You should play it just to be her. I mean there is that. Yeah. Um, that freaks... Yeah, I'm just like, no one is this... He's chronically online and he's thirst trapping the gays.

Okay, so which Float? Okay, which Float? Could you say category is which Float? Which Float? I just did a floaty. Well, I'm going to kill you. Wait, me? Is it my turn from which Float? Who's that was to? No, that's going to kill you. Wait, me? Is it my turn for Moose Float?

Who's that was to? No, that's just a side now. You pick. Well, why don't you design a float, Zelda, if you're so pro anti-float. Why don't I do what? You design a float. If you love floats so much. Oh, well, I mean, if I was designing a float, it would probably be like Dr. Pepper and then

just one scoop of vanilla ice cream. That's good. Because like the food. We, it would probably be like Dr. Pepper and then just one scoop of vanilla ice cream. That's good. Cause like the food. We call it a spider in this country. You stupid little cunt. Yeah. But if you go to adjacent ramen, they don't have spiders on the menu. They have floats.

A root beer float. Like, um, do you like the fifties diners? Do you get into those? Do I get into fifties diners? I can't like, I think that that is a weird vibe. Do you remember how I was saying off camera that you should do like a Lazy Susan experience for like brunches? Make it 50's diner theme.

Please, we're begging. I think my like brunch dream would be like if I did a brunch that was like... I'm just thinking about how lit, I was on it every two seconds, like back on theme. And I just get so distracted. So I'm so sorry. This is my public apology. Sorry, bitch. That's a part exclusive.

Or release it online as a press release. Let's get this show on the road. Let's get back on track. Yeah. Let's choose one. Cause, um, yeah, it would be like, we hit the hour mark already. I'd serve coffee and an aspirin at my, like, like my brand.

Yeah. I'm just going to say something that floats down. That's my flow, but yeah, like deflated Sonic flow. Okay. Let's do deflated Sonic. Yes. Boy, can we do deflated giant? Wait, just giant, um, homophobe from.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Let's get that one. Okay. I just want that one. Okay. I just want to like, um, also just so you know, listener, if you ever tell W hotels, like post brand deal with W hotels, New York, where they put me up for free

that like this podcast exists, I'll fucking kill you. Also. Yeah. You, this is actually a bit, this part is sponsored by W hotels. Use code lazy for 10% off. This is actually a bit... This part is sponsored by W Hotels. Use code LAZY for 10% off. L's in the chat. Thank you. Bye.

W chat. W's in chat. We'll be right back. Welcome back everyone. Hello. Hi. Category two. Our second topic for discussion today is... Which finally, I know you've been asking for this one for so long and we waited until we had a professional on the pod

to ask the question, which DJ gets into the bunker? DJ! We're going to need a DJ to play some of the tracks. DJ! What am I doing? DJ, hi. Ma'am. Which DJ?

I'm playing the track. You're a DJ. You're a DJ. From my phone? Prove it. What do I? No. Oh, am I? Wait, what do DJs do?

Yeah. So how is it not just playing like start on one song and then start on the next song? You know how some people say like, oh, they pre-record their set. I'm like, so what are they doing? So when they pre-record their set, who was it? Someone really famous did it the other year for like an AFL final or something. Diplo. I don't want to say who it is because I actually love her and I would love to collaborate.

But it's because when sometimes when people pre-record, it's either that they have a very specific thing that they need to do while DJing. So they need to play music. Do you know when like the shtick is like kind of getting in the way and they're like, I need to be up on this thing, playing this instrument, doing a backflip off the thing. So that's sort of why people would pre-record. But like pre-record is like, actually you're just pressing play. Yeah, you're pressing play.

But there's also like, sometimes people can pre-record a section. So it's like, and sometimes if you go to shows, DJs visuals and the lighting setup is matching the songs and you can kind of see it may be prerecorded because why is everything lining up way too well and the visuals are like, like the some DJs. I'm trying not to say names when I do this, but it's like. I already blasted W Hotels. Everyone who is still listening to this part at this point, now we're in. They've checked out and they're not famous DJs, except for Diplo who loves the show.

Yeah. DJ gets with the girls. Have you heard that? DJ, Diplo was like, posting like a photo a few years ago, making out with Pablo Vittar. Yeah. He gets with the girls. This is your shot. I thought you were saying DJ gets with the girls.

Was that DJ? Oh, I didn't mean Diplo. So I just thought- Do you reckon I could like, you know, do that in my like gorgeous yellow wig from Alibaba? I'll shoot a shot for you. Send it my way. Diplo, lazy wants to suck it. Everyone wants to suck it.

Diplo's hot. No, he has allegations. He does, I think. He does? Yeah. Diplo's got allegations. Jesus Christ. Allegations.

There's the remix. Well, I hated all of that. Go on. So yeah, so if you go to a DJ set and it's like everything flows way too perfectly. It's pretty cool. And they're like picking up shit, putting it down. They like play a violin for two seconds and they pick up and start doing a Marching Band thing. It's probably got to be pre-recorded.

But I kind of give that a little bit of leeway because it's like, they're not so much DJing as they are playing the instruments, singing live. So it's like, they have to have some bit of pre-record to be able to set up. I mean, to be fair, to be honest, to be real with you, even when they talk about like, do you know that she wasn't singing live at the concert? I'm like, I actually don't care. I don't care because I don't think that that's what we're here for. Yeah, it's a full experience. It's like, I think drag queens will get it, because it is, everything is drag.

Like everything is drag. How would you know anyway? You know, and it's like, if you think about it that much, you're like, I don't know, I want to see Chale XCX perform the songs that I know. I don't need it to be with her struggling to find the key or whatever. Yeah. I also saw Nat Bass yesterday and like, she's just so fabulous. You really admire the girls who get up there and it's just the backing track, no vocals in the track as well, if that makes sense. And they're just singing it and doing it perfectly. I feel like that's quote-unquote the true music.

Yeah, she did everything. She mixed... She was doing new music. She did Break My Soul mixed with the Rogue Traitor song and stuff like that. She was doing stuff like that. Wow. You want Break My Soul? The Beyonce? Yeah. That's a fucking choice for the Rogue Traitor.

What? Go on. No, but it was fab. I'm not bad. It's like she can do no wrong in my eyes. Except for, we became like, we were hanging out yesterday becoming really good friends. Her dress, wide open at the back, sticky taped with black tape.

Like her dress ripped and I'm like... Where were you? No, truly I was about to say like lazy knows this if your dress rips at the backstage find Sabrina. She'll sew you into it. Truly. The girl that will get you into your gown. Yeah, and if we were friends before this I would have done it, but I sew you into it. Truly. The girl that will get you into your gown. Yeah. And if we were friends before this, I would have done it. But I didn't know that until after.

You're like, Nat, the tape ain't working. It was diabolical. Poor girl. That's hard. It's my biggest fear of like, my biggest fear is that it happens to me because I can't sew myself into an outfit. That's true. I mean, it happened to me the other night at this event and I like the whole back zip

busted and I was like, I just can't believe this is happening again. So when you buy your like outfits from Shein and Tmoo, give them to me and I'll put a good zip in it for you. I actually do need a bunch of stuff with new zips in it. Literally just give me a bag. I'll do it. It takes two seconds. Okay.

Well, I'm going to do, I'm going to actually take you up on that because I do need a bunch of things fixed. You're going to be in line with Nat Bass. I need this fixed. Then she said something. She had the audacity to say, and then I like, like get the dress as sizeful so it really fits. Okay. You're happy to blow up Nat Bass, but not whoever was DJing the AFL Grand Finals? No, that's not, no, like that's, that's about dress. Like, do you know what I mean?

Invisible Zip is the literal worst. They knew. I also just, I'm never offended by seeing a zip. I don't care. No, it's like you want the garment This is a costume. It's like I saw if you're on stage. I know how you fucking got in there We're not sitting here at a nice dinner. You're on stage singing a rogue Trader songs. Hey there, baby, baby What were you trade a song? Hey there baby baby What rogue trader song would be in the bunker? Falling in love again I love that one

Again again again again again Is that rogue traders or isn't that just Snap Ass? No that was rogue traders Oh okay Yeah I know What rogue trader song is being in the bunker? Well there's that one, there's Rudy Child What was the other one?

What was that? I never liked you, even when I tried to. Hey! Look out! I have one. That's a good one. Put it on the soundboard. Let's put that one.

Say it again. Hey! Look out! I was lazy saying, I never liked you. I never liked you. Girl, find the key. The vocals. That is just a freestyle.

You can do a bit of tweaking, can you? Can you sweeten that? Yeah. Get off on the key. The vocals. That is just a freestyle. You can do a bit of tweaking, can you? Can you sweeten that? Can you sweeten that? I send it back, it's just me. Now it's your turn. Zadi, can you sing for me? I've never heard you sing.

Oh my god, Rogue Traders? It doesn't have to be. Sing Ave Maria. No wait, I want to find the other Rogue Trader song because I feel like we're not representing. What's the other one? Everywhere I go they're waiting for my show. What's that one? I see you watching me watching you. That's one I like.

That's a good one. That's a good one. Okay, if you had to sing a song right now at karaoke, what song would you sing? Just looking to you. Oof. I mean, I would do my go-to, which is Riverdeep Mountain High. Okay. But that's the Linde on vision.

Hit it. Hit it. Mario Mario. Matt, play Riverdeep Mountain High right now. Original key. When I was a little girl. Oh. Okay.

I had a rag doll. No, I'm actually ready. I'm sad. I give you your best 16 battles. This is as good as it gets. Another great movie. Um, I'm looking that one up. That needs to be on.

I'm looking that one up. There you go. Okay. Let's get back on track. Yeah. What? Play the sound effect. Let me tell you about DJs, now that I know about them. DJ. DJ, turn it up. Okay, what's that one that has the cake? Steve Aoki. I hate that. I hate that.

Messy butter, messy queen. I just like don't bring out a cake and throw it around. He has like long hair. Yeah. Yeah. I listened to the celebrity memoir book club reading his memoir and I was bored. He has like long hair. Yeah. Yeah. I listened to the Celebrity Memoir Book Club reading his memoir and I was bored. Boring. You hear that Steve Aoki, let's get this life a little interesting. Okie dokie, Steve Aoki, sort it out. That's a good word.

But I do not like that. Who else is a DJ? Trixie Mattel, she DJs. How do you rank Trixie's DJing? She's good. Like she just plays like, I think her DJing fits her vibe so well, which is just like disco classics. I like, I mean, I like a DJ. She's the one who I'm talking about when I'm talking about pre-record, but she doesn't pre-record. She just gets someone else to play the track while she does it, but she'll

come out and do numbers and stuff. But like instead of having another DJ do that, you could just pre-record. Like do you think it's like, do you like, why do you think she segwayed into DJing? Like, I think she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, She'll come out and do numbers and stuff. But like instead of having another DJ do that, you could just pre-record. Like do you think it's like, do you like, why do you think she said wait into DJing? Do you think it's like a better gig? Well, because she's looking at these queens icing their ankles after they get on stage. And she says, I actually want to do this for a little bit longer.

Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Oh, totally. I think if I had any, um, ability with musicality or rhythm, I would consider it, but that's just not going to be my fantasy. But you're going to be a filmmaker. I'm going to be a star. You're going to make Titanic 3. She rises again. Titanic 3. This one, I go down. This one, I go down.

Let's get wet. Wet. What about when was Katy Perry DJing when she gave out those slices of pizza? She was behind the decks. Is that DJing? What's the story with Boiler Room and will you ever do it? Boiler Room. So I, I'm pretty sure that it is like an event that started, that everyone started ripping off. But like the Boiler Room concept is that the DJ being behind the decks is what everyone's doing.

Do you know what I mean? So it's like people, there's like the whole audience behind you and around you while you're DJing, instead of being in front of a crowd. Yes. So I've done like quote unquote Boiler room sets, which is like the event. The main event is like what everyone like kind of copies. And, um, you do the set and everyone's around you. Theater in the round.

Yeah. That's what it's like. Where do you put your sprite? But like when people do boiler room sets. I'm talking more about the video thing of like when you go and like you're like. So that's, that's like a prestigious thing to do because it's like, it means you're such a good DJ. They want to see what you do it. And you can't pre-record that. Like, do you know what I mean? Like stuff like that is like a prestigious thing to do because it's like, it means you're such a good DJ. They want to see what you do and you can't pre-record that.

Like, do you know what I mean? Like stuff like that is like, you have to be... Everyone is analyzing what you're doing. That's why, so they're filming... Little dial. They're filming your hands pretty much. Or like, do you know what I mean? Well, they're filming you and the crowd behind you.

But like it is... There's so many, if you go on TikTok and you get into DJ TikTok, there is like, let's break down this transition. So pretty much DJing is playing songs that you like, but in the most creative way possible. Yeah. If that makes sense. And like going from song to song in the most creative way. And it's like, like in the terms of like how drag is like sometimes just dressing up as women,

but in the most creative way possible. If that makes sense, that's sort of like what it's like. Let me explain it in a way you'll understand. Truly. It's like how you want to put on a dress, but you're like, what if it was shorter? Do you know what I mean? How like some, it's like if you're doing drag and you just want to be the most beautiful woman, which is like what straight people think quote unquote drag is. But then you come here and lazy's there and she's looking

like that. Do you know what I mean? That's like, that's like the most creative way of doing it. No shade. Yeah. Thank you, Matt. Put some echo behind that. And Sabrina's never on the part again. Shade room exclusive. Um, yeah, I guess you could explain it that way, I suppose. But do you know what I mean? Because it's like, if you had a nail, it's gone, pressed your head and the nail went through the compassion center of your brain.

There's a million ways to get there. So it's just like, yeah. So it's a million ways to get there. It's a million ways to get there. And I took the high road. You do seem high. Not all of us can get there. It's okay. There's a million ways to get there. And I took the high road. You do seem high. Not all of us can get there on looks alone. I'm sweating.

This is getting hot. Yeah, we got to... DJs. DJ. Paris Hilton. Thoughts? I live. But do you know what I mean?

She's like the... Wait, how long until you're good enough to do a boiler room set? Like where you feel comfortable. It's just about like blowing up. So... So is it like you could do it and we would get the respect of like a cake man or whatever? Yeah, I feel like that's what it is. It's like you kind of keep hustling, but it's hard being a drag queen in the DJ set in terms of it doesn't matter what you do because being a drag queen is a stick to them. So it's like it doesn't

matter. But isn't everyone doing a shtick? Like horse girl. But they don't see it like that. Do you know what I mean? They're like, wait, so is there a DJ that just isn't doing any shtick? Agonaut? He's just being himself. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Like DJs like that where they, the DJ sticks, like the horse girl being, like literally coming out as a horse every week, that's a shtick. Yeah.

Where like- But it's worked, hasn't it? But I guess like even if you think about it, like David Guetta is doing a shtick where it's kind of just being like this mysterious person. That's drag. I was so mad. There was a DJ on at Laneway when I went before Charlie XCX and I was like, could you be done now?

I was doing a show. So I was DJing and then doing a show at Beyond the Valley a few years ago. We started to do the group show. This DJ starts mixing into another song. I turn around and I go, wait, I want to show. So like, he's like, so imagine you're doing River Deep Mountain High and it's like, when I was a little girl, little girl, little girl, boo boo boo boo boo boo boo, trying to, and then he's trying to fade it into a new song.

Do you know what I mean? Like that's what it was like. And I turn around and go, we're actually doing something. I mean, like that's the thing. I, there's actually, yeah, there are, there are times in my life where I've been wanting to start the show and I'm like booked on a gig and the DJ won't stop. And I'm like, darling, the set is done. It's time to start the show.

That's why I think every, every drag queen needs to do one DJ class. So she knows how to run the decks just so she can be like, actually press the button, take out the USB, you put yours in, play track 10. When, when you are like, yeah, it's showtime or whatever. And you're like in the wings waiting and you're like, cool. So it's going to be after this song. It's just got 13 more minutes. Oh Like I don't think these

They don't care From the other point of view as a DJ like I feel like I'm like This topic I'm the best to talk about it It is literally like you'll be DJing and you're like I can I can the track whenever. I just need to know this bitch is ready to go on. Because the amount of times they're like, yeah, perfect. After this, you end the song, nothing happens. Stillness, silence in the air. I would never let a silence fall.

I would just be like, okay, here we go. Working with drag queens, I think like, it's my favorite thing is like drag queen clientele is literally the worst. Cause I remember one time ago, I was like like I'm just doing my share mega mix I stopped playing share mega mix and she is on the sides waving her arms like that is not it that is not it I'm doing sure mega mix believe fine finale one do I mean like and they have like those long ass tracks with like five thing in it and she's like I was just like you told me sure mix I played the show mix that I

saw if there was like 10 on there. I think you do have to clarify if there's multiple show mixes on the thing. And I always presume there would be. Um, what is the best format, like naming format for you? Like, should I have like zero show one Zelda? Everything. Yeah. Everything should, um, I think don't, don't do like show one that I feel like that's too much.

Just have the normal tracks that you're doing and then just have the name of the track and then your name at the end and say, I'm doing this one. And then I'm doing this one. If you want, you can put the ones and twos and stuff in, but like, it's like, it's the same old stuff. We're just going through like a file. I'm sick of the USB drama. And I think also this is everyone should have like RCA chords in their bag. Mm-hmm. Love it. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I'm sick of the USB drama. Oh, me too.

I think also this is, everyone should have like RCA chords in their bag. So like the... RCA. The red, the red, the white and red chord that plugs into your phone. Oh yeah. If you carry one of those with you, there is never going to be a drama of like the DJ not being able to play your song, because you can plug that into the decks and you can play off your phone. Mmm.

So if you carry that with you, like nothing, the amount of times it's come in handy because a girl has forgotten it, the USB is corrupt, this happened. But if you like, and it's such like a small thing, but it's like, if you take that and you give it to the DJ and be like, I have this, I can play it from my phone. Like, I don't need a USB. I don't know if I'm I'll send you a link. I don't know if I'm going to get a phone call or something. I'm just like, oh. Do not disturb me love.

I don't do that. I need to be available to my serum. But also I had this experience recently where I was at a club that I would not normally be performing at. Say it. I would never. Crown. But Crown Casinos, Galactic's Tocus, everybody's game. Revolver? No, it wasn't Revolver. But I walked to the stage manager and I was like,

here's my track on the USB blah blah blah. And then five seconds later she comes back, she's like, it's not working. And I looked at it and I was like, so what now? This is honestly, this episode has went, this episode went from like big fun and care and now it's about like how me helping queens figure out how to fix their tracks. But what happens is, is that the DJ, when you log in, when you put a USB into the decks, it comes up with all the tracks on it normally. But then if it's not formatted through record books, it just says folder. So you have to scroll down to folder because obviously a drag queens track isn't, but some DJs don't know this, that you have

to just go down to folder and it'll have like the normal files as if you just dragged them onto the USB. Right. But I mean, at the end of the day, this person, I was like, I don't know your DJ decks. This has worked at every other club. So I don't know what to tell you, but this is how I was told to bring these files and this is how they are. And you're the stage manager. I'm the performer. So I'd like to perform, but you need to sort out how to make this work.

And she just stared at me and she was like, it's not working. And I was like, well, that's real sad because there's people out there that want to see me perform and you're the stage manager and this is what needs to happen on the stage. So what's happening? And then she just like, didn't give an inch. And then one of the other band people who was performing before me was like, I have a laptop. I can go and try it on my laptop and then did it.

And it was fine. And I was like, well, thank God someone here is practical and like working. Cause I'm like, I don't have a laptop. I have a USB as I was told to bring. If you have a folder, you don't need an email. This is why the RCA cord is like a drag essential because you could have just plugged that into the deck and played it from your phone. I don't, I just don't want to do that.

I just want them to just be like, okay, we'll sort out a B plan. Cause I'm like, you were hired to do this one job, sort out what the fuck is happening. You said this is your job and I'm just going to sit here huffing and puffing until it's done. That's right. And you also said, where's my drink? I was supposed to be here 20 minutes ago. I could say, where's my drink? They did get me a drink.

They said, here's your bar tab, it's $50. And you said, uh-uh, infinity. Do you want me to play the track? Do you know what day of the week it is? Yeah. No, it was a good gig, but that was like the attitude of this person. I'm like, I don't think that you should be a stage manager. Attitude.

Now walk off. Wow. And what did she say when you said that? Do you have LinkedIn by any chance? Thought so. And you leave a nasty review. Yeah, really? I was like, you're not built for that.

You can leave a nasty review on LinkedIn. I don't know. I'm a drag queen. Why the fuck would I know that? I actually just like finally killed my LinkedIn the other day. I was like, why do I have an account here? Go away. I want to kill her. When they doxxed Lexi Love on her LinkedIn on drag. Oh, on the most recent season. I know you don't watch it. I've been on the show. I've stopped watching Drag Race. You're that girl.

I just can't stress it enough. They showed one of the girls LinkedIn profiles. On the show? Yes. For what reason? To talk about her government job. Oh, that's so intense. No, no, no.

I hate that website. It's a hellscape. It's the ugliest place on the internet. Just like the Spotlight website. It's terrible. Ugh. That spot, don't even get me started. Spotlight has really been crossing me up and down.

Say it. say it. What's happening? No, I just, I tried to call to complain. Really bad issue trying to get something for my cricut. And, um, I have a story for you after this. And the woman that at the balloon counter, I was like, where's the cricut deep, deep cut blade. And she was like, I don't really know anything about the cricket line.

And I was like, I'm not asking you to know anything about the cricket line. I'm asking you to know about your inventory at the store that you work out. And she was like, um, and I was like, well, can you find something balloon lady? Because obviously you're really taxed with the helium crisis happening over here. I think all this helium has gone to your head and it's forming air bubbles in your brain. I'm like darling. And then it turns out she's like, actually I think, she's like, what are

you looking for? I'm like, the deep cut blade for the Cricut. And then she's like, oh, we do have that in this here drawer. I'm the only person with access to that drawer. And I'm like, oh, so you're actually the only person in this store that actually has access to the one thing I fucking needed. And you immediately said you have no understanding of the Cricut line. That's so helpful.

She's like, I don't work here. And it had already been like 20 minutes and I was like, and she starts going through the most poorly organized system of like shitty binders filled with Cricut pieces and I'm like, do you think Cricut knows about how you're treating their stock right now? Cause I like her. You're saying Cricut. Cricut.

Cricut. I don't think the good people at Cricut would want to see this. And we know that Lazy is an advocate for the Cricket. Well, I mean, yes. An ambassador. They obviously are very tightly- This part is sponsored by Cricket. Imagine if we got a sponsorship.

I would love that. Just any sponsorship. And then Cut the Crap would be the Cricket section of the show. Oh, fabulous. I know this girl, you're describing this girl. I know she licked every page before she flipped it in that binder. This girl, no, she, I mean, like, listen, I know she licked every page before she flipped it in that binder.

I know she licked every page before she flipped it in that binder. I know she licked every page before she flipped it in that binder. I know she licked every page before she flipped it in that binder. I know she licked every page before she flipped it in that binder. I know she licked every page before she flipped it in that binder. I know she licked every page before she flipped it in that binder. I know she licked every page before she flipped it in that binder. This girl, no, she, I mean, like, listen, I don't know. She was, she was on some other shit. And then I left in like, I was like, that took so long. And she finally found the replacement blades, but I was like, I need the housing, darling. I can't just take this and shove it in.

The house down boots. I need the housing. Anyway, so then I was like, I need the housing, darling. I can't just take this and shove it in. The house down boots. I need the housing. Anyway, so then I was like, this has been crazy. This has actually been the worst. And like, the whole experience of you, the whole vibe has been incorrect. Cause you should also be like, oh, I'm sorry. I'm a fucking idiot.

Why did I think that I didn't know where this was? Anyway, so then I called the spotlight line being like, I'm just going to be like, hi, by the way, fire that girl or take her out the back and fucking enter life. Cause I've had it. Yeah. And then I called them and I was like, Hey, and I was like, Hey, just so you know, like not the best experience today at one of your stores, like blah, blah, blah.

And I was looking for this thing. It says you have it on your website, which I assume is up to date. Obviously that's never the fucking game. No, spoiler has the worst website They have the worst website and like if you can't keep your inventory straight, then don't offer that as a service Bunnings manages it. I don't know how you're not but also it's like I would never go and say they have it if it's got one Left it's only if it says it has like four. Well, that's what most websites do they say Low stock. Yeah check before you go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And then, cause like the whole thing with the woman, like the crick-hat woman was, I was like, do you know if there's another store that does have it now that you don't have it? And she's like, I don't know. You'd have to call them. And I'm like, okay, well that's not really helpful. You call them and like, it's going to be her. It's going to be her. Do you going to be her in a different way. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. The women who work at Spotlight are the nastiest women in the entire world.

She is the nastiest. Cause they're like, they're like literally veterans, like they're veterans from the war and they are not enjoying life. I'll take like a battle axe spot of the Spotlight woman over like a new, like 17 year old, which is what the shot is. No, no, no, no, no, no. You want the, you want the 17 year old, which is what this show is all about. No, no, no, no, no, no. You want the 17 year old with the blue hair at the fabric cut and stole. She's giving you the extra. She's like, Oh, we've got like a remnant, like half a

meter left on this roll. I'll let you have it for free. I'm in line at Spotline and like the girls are cutting the fabric. She's like, next please. I said, no, I want the girl with the pronoun badge. Oh wait. Yeah. No, I like the older women who are like, what are you making with this? Yeah. Me, every time they ask me, I have to be so like DL. What are you making?

Outfit? I make costumes. For my sisters. No, that's too much. That's too much. You have to be DL about it. Like get out. That's true.

Anyway, so then I like called up and I was like, anyway, so, and she's like, all right, let me just top this one out. What did you say was the issue here? Oh, just two seconds. Hangs up. Oh. And I was like- And you know who it was?

It was the girl from the counter behind her. I think that's enough, Susan. Hangs up the call. She was like, you've had your fun. I was like, wait, how do I complain about the fucking complaints, Des? I've taken this all the way to the top. She's going to like, barge in this room.

You want the cricket blade? She's going to kill you. It's like, etch up parts of my skin. I've got a story for you. You're not ready for this story. Wait, no, say it in sounder. You are not ready for this story. Wait, no, say it in sounder. You're not ready for this one. I said one because I don't know

if it's always going to be a story. Oh, okay, that's good, thank you. Very considerate. So, on eBay.com.au, I was getting scammed, okay? You got scammed? Well, I was kind of in the process of it. I don't want to get into it, it's traumatizing. Anyway, so I was on kind of in the process of it. I don't want to get into it. It's traumatizing. Anyway, so I was on very similar to you.

I was speaking on the chat feature, which like if you go on the chat feature, get ready to be nasty because they're not going to help. I was speaking on the chat feature about someone about getting scammed. And I said, would you be able to do anything to help me? And they're like, of course not. This is eBay.com. We don't care about you. And so I said what any rational person would say in that situation. I said, help me or I'll kill myself.

This is reported. I know they said it, do whatever the fuck you want. Cause you're not obviously helping. I'll be dead by then. Oh, wait, wait, sorry. Help me or I'll still dead by then. Oh wait, wait, sorry. Help me or else I'll kill myself. Put that on the cell phone. And what happens the next day, it's 6 a.m.,

three calls from no caller ID. So I do what any other rational person would do, do not disturb. And then later I'm sewing and I hear a knock at the door and I go, what the fuck is this? What is this? And then I get a text and it hear a knock at the door and I go, what the fuck is this? What is this? And then I get a text and it says, hey, it's the police. Hi, it's the police.

We are doing a wellness check because we... Did you speak to somebody from eBay yesterday? Um, maybe. Maybe? Oh, are they calling to help? Oh, that's a bit late now. Wow, that's so interesting. Yeah, so they called the police? Oh, that's a bit late now. Wow. That's so interesting.

Yeah. So they, they called the police to do a wellness check on me. Cause I said I'd kill myself cause they're not helping me. Oh my God. God. And what did the police say? They said, I'm satisfied that you're not going to do anything. And I said, okay.

And I still got the card on my door. They said we were just at your house and I was too busy sewing to like figure it out. Wait, they just, that was, they didn't like check that you're alive? Well, I'm talking to them. Oh, so they left a note. Mama, you have to be alive to talk. But you didn't meet them at the door. You have to be alive to talk and I feel alive tonight.

Who the fuck just snorted? Which one of us was it? It certainly wasn't me. Matthew? I didn't hear any snorting, no. So they left a note being like, are you dead? And then you were like, hi police? No.

Goodbye. Literally. But eBay ratted on me. What the fuck? That's like the most action I've ever heard from... Instead of helping. Like the thing is, I'm just like, instead of helping, you're going to call the police? But that's the thing, they drive you to madness

and then they send you the Looney Bean. No, truly. They're like, we made you crazy. Okay, what Looney Tune would be in the vault? We haven't done DJ yet. No, I hate Looney Tunes. Okay, DJ, DJ, DJ. DJ!

This should be like the hot mix where we just like, there's no like set three themes. It's just like hot and fast. We're playing fast and loose. We have been playing long and... Today, we're playing fast and loose. Long and loose. DJ.

Let's just put in the keyboard that says DJ. Do you like that? Yeah. Lock it in. DJ! Yo! Yo! Yeah! Come on!

Three, two, one. DJ! Welcome back everyone. It's time for our final category provided by our guest. The final category. Sabrina, what are we talking about? We are talking about? We are talking about which Looney Tune is being in the vault.

Roadrunner. Gotcha there. Wait, you like Roadrunner? It's the only Looney Tune character I like. Why? She's such a car. Yeah, speedy. I actually can't. Good color scheme, nice proportions, big eyes. Good color scheme, nice proportion, big eyes. Good color scheme, nice proportion, big eyes.

Yeah. Or Zotas drag look. Yeah. Running away. What is it? Movie World opened up their folder of like most popular, like, don't it mean? They're like, they put like how many people are buying the toys? They put one under Roadrunner just right now.

Roadrunner. I just like, she doesn't have a fan base. Let's be for real. I know, but like that's good. No, Roadrunner was my favorite as well. She's not. I just like. She doesn't have a fan base. Let's be for real. I know, but like that's good. No, Roadrunner was my favorite as well. She's not even in the show. I'm on your side. Who's your favorite singer? Clara? Like what? Yeah. What's such a deep cut? Why Roadrunner? I just, I also think that show is about Coyote Ugly. Coyote Ugly. Coyote. Wile Coyote. Coyote ugly. But like, I just hate how she's zipping around and doesn't ever take time to check in. Meep meep.

Wait, so Bugs Bunny is a Looney Tune? Yeah. Tweety. Oh, I don't like Tweety. Tweety piss me off. Like I also just think of like, sodden pajama buttons, and like a loose, like giant t-shirt with Tweety saying like, it's a bird's kind of life or something. And then there's that rooster character.

Okay, every single Tweety shirt is written in like, in the diva voice, do you know what I mean? It's just like, do you know what I mean? I hate Mondays. Very that. Yeah, no, I don't like that. I like the underdogs of the kind of Looney Tunes world. I hate. Yeah. No, I don't like that. I, I like the underdogs of the, the kind of loony tomb world. I hate the kind of like, are you always getting away

with it bugs? Are you like, do you know what I mean? I get that you're getting like hunted, but like your attitude is annoying. Do you like Pepe Lapew? Cancel. Rapist. Cancel. Allegation. Does he have allegations? He definitely has allegations. That poor other skunk and doesn't. I love miss nonverbal cat lived for her. Is Tom and Jerry Looney Tunes? No, no, that's another universe. I loved that Tom and Jerry movie.

Trying to find a lisp, but where is it? A lisp in this room? Lisp. Lisp. There's the pig. What's his name? Porky Pig. Porky Pig.

I hate that. I like Lola, but I feel like that's obvious. Yeah, I mean that's like- Zendaya. Zendaya's Lola Bunny. I don't like Lola Bunny. And Kristen Wiig was Lola Bunny. Yeah, I liked Lola Bunny.

You know that? I did like, for the cartoon. She was good as Lola. I just think Lola Bunny- Have you seen Lunar Tunes takes Las Vegas with Brendan Fraser? Fraser? No. You should watch that.

I'm going to have to check that one out. Say it, say it. Perfect. This is perfect. A perfect time to use. I'm looking that one up. Baby. I'm looking that one up.

No, they're going to play it from the soundboard. You don't have to say it. Okay. Oh, I don't think, I don't think that was your voice. I Hate these characters. I hate that one with a gun What's his name? Elmer Fudd. They all feel big. Is that his name? Racist. Yeah, there's a lot of undertones there. There's like Petey Gonzalez. Yeah Wait is Marvin? Yeah Marvin the Martian. Actually Marvin's cool. Marvin the Martian Marvin's good. Sheehan is Marvin... Yeah, Marvin the Martian. Actually, Marvin's cool. Marvin the Martian.

Marvin's good. Sheehan? Marvin the Martian. What happened when you told Sheehan you were going to kill yourself? They're like, good. Stop. Go, go, bitch. This podcast is sponsored by Sheehan.

We do fashion. Do you know what? If I ever end up... Sylvester? Sylvester or Daffy Duck. There's your options. Sylvester. I like Sylvester.

Yosemite Sam? No. That's the one. You would love Grammy or Granny. Gam-gam. She works with Tweety, hey? Yeah. Barnyard dog, but spelled D-A-W-G.

No, also just the rights, darling. I feel like I might have to like Tasmanian devil. I think I have a little bit of Tasmanian devil in my vocals. I hate that. I hate his spinning sound. It puts me on edge. Michigan J Frog. Oh, hello my baby.

Hello my... Playboy Penguin. Yeah. Yeah, she is. Wait, what? That's, that's too deepboy Penguin? Yeah, yeah she is. Wait, what? That's too deep cut. Yeah, no, she is, but she's kind of... look her up. Oh, show you a photo. I just... I also cartoon voices.

I'm glad we're in an era where cartoons just have regular people voices. This crying thing? Bitch, no one's heard of her. No one's heard of her. She doesn't look like a Playboy. That's all I'm saying. What does she look like? She's got a blue hat on.

She's a penguin. She's sad. No, I'm not describing it. They have to look it up. I'm kidding. Look it up. The fuselage. The Google searches for Playboy penguin after this.

Skyrocketing. Well, you know, like Warner Brothers movie world, I think it's like they tick me right off sometimes with their- Oh, why? Because they're the production company that filmed Drag Race? Oh! Warner Brothers? Warner Brothers, it's a separate arm, let's be clear. Warner Brothers New Zealand.

It's the third leg. I was like talking to... like we were doing... God, what was it to do with Wizard of Oz? Did I have a read about Wizard of Oz or something? Tell us! I can't remember what I was going to do. Wicked screening? I can't even remember what the reference was.

Movie world being like, this is our new Wizard of Oz theme. And then you walk in there, let us be glad. It's only wicked. It's literally wicked. And they're just trying to capitalize on it with the rights that they have. Have you seen, I watched a whole video about the new Warner Brothers, like Wizard of Oz world and it looks so tragic. Don't tell Todrick Hall because he is going to.

Come onto this part and square up. He shot in the three places where like you can get a good angle so it looks like it's... Todrick was on the Gold Coast? Yes, promoting the view. She was. Because her boyfriend lives in Morandai. Does she? What?

I'm pretty sure. Wow. Someone went on the tour and they were showing like, there's the front gate. That's where it looks good. There's no shade and no bins outside of the Emerald City. On this podcast though? Shade. And they went around the corner.

The one bin they could find was branded Arkham Asylum. In like, it was just so tragic. Not in Oz. Not in Oz. Can we go? Do you guys like movie world? Oh, I'd love to go. Yes.

Should we go tomorrow? What do you guys want tomorrow? Yeah. Yeah. Let's go. You saying that like I'm not joking. Spend your points? Yeah.

I'm at 800,000. Is that a lot? Or is that like you get a sausage roll on a flight? You tell me. I don't know. They just use my velocity points to book my flights up to the big gay out. They used your points? No, they like put it on your flight. They use use my velocity points to book my flights up to the big gay out. They used your points? No, they like put it on your flight. They use my number.

Oh, okay. I was like, what? Imagine if a gig use your points to book you for a gig. Do you have any points back? I mean, I wouldn't put a pass. We'd love to fly you out. Can we use your points? Yeah. So yeah, I'm like now starting to accrue points for velocity. How many? Show me. I don't know.

And I also don't know how to find that information or why. Do you have the app? Get the app. I don't have the app. You know, like how all of those points kind of start at like 10,000. No, no, no. Why can't they start at one? No, no, no, no, no. Or like, you know, because the points mean nothing.

So, okay. What happens is let me give you a full breakdown. Shit. We're back on this. So, no, sorry. This is like part two of the, yeah. So, sorry. If you're still listening to this, good for you. Yeah. I think we just posted it unedited. That's almost what's going to happen.

So like a trip to Queensland, hypothetically would be 60,000 points. A cruise. 60,000 to 120,000 points, depending on how much. Okay. Um, so that's what we're working with in terms of range and going on a flight. And you have 800,000 points. Yes. So you could go like family trip to Europe if I want to.

Wow. What are you going to spend all those points on? I want to buy a gun. I'm kidding. Police. Can we get a check? I'm not going to wellness. I'm kidding. Police, can we get a check? Wellness check. I'm not going to wellness check. I'm going to buy it on eBay.

Wait,.com.au? This podcast is sponsored by eBay. This podcast is sponsored by eBay, and are you OK? And guns. OK. Yeah. So what are you going to do with your points? Yeah.

Trap zero. Are you actually? Yeah. When? When I want to. What? When I want to. When do you want to?

That's the question. No, I think my mom has never been to anywhere outside of Australia, so I think I'm just going to let her use that. You're going to let her? You love those points. But like, it's nice. You spent your going to let her use them. You're going to let her. You love those points. But like it's nice. You spent your whole life accruing them. Yeah.

And now you're just going to blow them on your mom. DJ cut that. Cut that. Can you fly first class? How much is 800 you going to do? So, uh, there's so much lore about points and we could get into it for hours. Which I intend to, which I intend to. This is a three part podcast series.

The Velocity pod. This was brought to you by Virgin. I mean also, last time you were here we put in the like velocity like theme. You brought it up. You brought up the points. Trakka thing. I know. Did I bring it up?

I feel like you brought it up. Maybe. Play the tape. What? No, because I said yeah, we should go to Movie World. Oh, and then I said you should use your points. You brought it up by having me on the pod. That's true. I don't want to be in full sun. That's my issue.

And I hate that about Queensland. I'm like, is it sunny all the time? It's not sunny right now. Oh shit. Oh, true. Jesus Christ. Sending love. This pod sends love to QLD. I want to go to Australia Zoo. Have you ever? It's not good. I don't like it. I want to go to Australia Zoo. Have you ever? It's not good. I don't like it.

I don't want to do that. I don't like zoos though, so I can't really talk. I hate zoos. Have we talked about this? I hate them. Do you like aquariums though? I think they're cute. I just get my eyes sore from looking through that thick, thick glass.

I want to go to that new aquarium in Collingwood. It just opened up this weekend. Is it cute? What does it look like? Because you know when you walk through that tunnel? Yes. And it's like the curved glass and it like creates all these weird optical issues. I feel like... I was just imagining your eyes just like popping out of your hand. I feel so... Your cone eyes.

I would walk in there and would see Lazy just making direct eye contact with one fish. Like a balloon guy. Like she's trying to explode it with her mind. And probably I could. Probably I could, Don't doubt me. Okay, anyway. You said if it was a challenge on Drag Race, I could. I could do it all. As long as it's not something I said I could do before the show. I can only win things I didn't think I was going to do well at. Like dancing.

What have you done with the Drag Race money? You probably get outside every day. The Daily Mail asked me that. Yeah, I spent... Like I'm making this film. Actually, update. I bought a big old camera. Listener, you know how we talk about the film. We got accepted to the Frontiers Fest for Fantasia.

I got one. In May, we're going to Cannes. Breaking news. Breaking news, divas. Exclusive. This is a pod exclusive. Which one do you want to use for that one? Any one of those. They're great.

Big news in cinema. Can we get a wellness check on every single person who listens to this podcast? We just did a check. Wait, what was the scam on eBay? Were you trying to buy one of your chin tumblers? We're literally going from you being accepted to go to Khan's film fest to going back to me being scammed on eBay. Talk about that.

So we're going to Khan, me and the two producers, Annie and Lauren. I think you should bring Zelda. She deals with a lot. She did the makeup. She was doing the makeup on set. Yeah. She used her points to go. Yeah, I'll use your points.

I could be your mother. Send me on a trip. You know, she's never been out of this country. How much points to get to Cannes? Where's Cannes? France. France? Yeah, it wouldn't even be a dent.

Not in my 800. Anyway, we're going to Cannes. And so I'm so excited because this is like a work in progress pitch thing where you invite production companies and they like, you get to pitch to them your idea. And I'm like going to make little PR packs to go on all their seats. And then I'm going to drink some French wine and then I'm going to yell, Hey, Dave Franco,

Dave Franco, Dave Franco, Dave Franco. Can you see Dave Franco? Hi. Can you do a French accent? You should just- Bonjour. Bon jour. Bonjour, I'm a. Yeah. That's fabulous. Yeah. Why Dave Franco?

I know he's going to be there, because he's got that new film with Alison Brie that was shot in. No, this is what it is. James Franco, James Franco, James Franco, Dave Franco, Dave Franco. Sorry, that's right, it's not James Franco, it's Dave Franco. Just going through the list of like, whoever's. Franco, James Franco, Dave Franco, Dave Franco. Sorry, that's right. It's not James Franco, it's Dave Franco. Just going through the list of like, whoever's.

Franco, hey Franco, hey Brie, Brie. Franco, Franco. Jackie-O turns around. Do you say Jackie-O? No one did, ever. She was in robots. We spoke about this last time on the panel. Okay, she needs...

Okay, anyway, sorry. I think I hate them all. We're going to have to actually make an executive order to kill all the Looney Tunes because fuck those guys. Can they just die first? I hate them. You want to kill Zendaya? Part exclusive.

You guys are good. They're going to get you. I don't want to kill Zendaya. You want to go to France and you're talking like shit about Timothee Chalamet's girlfriend? Wait, that's Tom Holland? Wait, Tom Holland. That's Tom Holland. Do you think like, what do you think the vibe of their relationship is?

Because I'm worried. I'm pegging your man at the back of the bus. That's what I feel like it's. Do you know that song? Do you know Peggy? It's a song. Matt, insert Peggy right here. But just the part where she goes I'm pegging your man at the back of the bus. You think Zendaya is pegging Tom Holland?

I think that makes sense to me. Wait, I mix up Tom Holland and Timothy, which one? So one's dating Kylie Jenner. That's that thing. That's why is that happening? That feels so weird. That's not right. But it also, they can have each other.

Whereas Tom Holland and Zendaya, that's cute. And I think she would peg him. Like, I feel like Tom Holland should be in Looney Tunes too. Like he gives off the Looney Tunes vibes. I don't know that he can act. That's my breaking exclusive. He has alcohol company now, doesn't he? Looks like non-alcoholic.

Oh yeah, true. Beer-o. Oh, that's right. Cause he's sober. His sobriety. Tom Holland. Tom Holland. Hey, Tom.

Tom. But like the end half of this podcast is you just screaming celebrity names. It was Dave Franke. That's your pitch in, Tom? Yeah, I mean like- We were speaking about you on the pod. You want to listen to the pod? You want to come on the pod? Who is the most famous person that you've gotten on the pod?

You. Okay. Wait, who is? Um, you. Me, every week. Yeah. That's right. Sorry, bitch. No, we'll have famous people on one day, but we want to start with the plebs.

And thank you so much for joining us. Regular people like us. No, we'll have famous people on one day, but we want to start with the plebs. And thank you so much, Vijay. Regular people like us. Yeah, exclusive. I feel like I've really successfully derailed this pod, so don't mean to help- You've destroyed the entire pod, like, yeah. But I'll help finish it. Finish it.

Finish it. Finish it on my back. So what are we doing with Looney Tunes? They all just die instead? I think we need to do a pod exclusive first time ever Nothing from that category kill them all. Yes Cuz like who the fuck I hate them all Lola put Lola in Lola might be okay, but only Kristen Chris is the visuals She's the visuals of the part of the bunker

Wait, so what does she look like when she's I just alienated by like someone that wants to talk about basketball You know in space jam. Yeah, well, like that's not her thing I just want alienated by like someone that wants to talk about basketball. You know in Space Jam? Yeah, but like that's not her thing. Can we put Newman in in Space Jam? Which basketball love was in Space Jam? Wait, so she was just the voice of this character? Yeah. Fine, we could put Brendan Fraser in.

Looney Tunes goes to Las Vegas. I don't know about that. I hate Looney Tunes. I also just think that they've like, they've really diluted the brand. It's like the Scooby gang and how they give away the rights to like every fucking Six Flags. I'm pretty sure, I'm not joking. I'm pretty sure Looney Tunes had a Shein collab and I'm not joking.

I don't doubt it. They will collab with anyone. And it's just like that boop. Coming in next week, death to everyone Shein collab. I'd do it. I'd do it. That would be great. But yeah, week, death to everyone. She in club. I do it. I do it. That would be great. But yeah, Betty Boop as well.

She's problem child. Yeah. I bet you're so funny. There's this one, um, tick tock of like, do you know those people who go to like theme parks and they will like interact with the people in costumes. And it's like, they're obviously being held at gunpoint. They're speaking to somebody who can't leave them. One of them went up to Betty Boop and said

Why does wait? Why is Betty Boop everybody's favorite cartoon character and she's like why like as Betty Boop and This guy's like because she draws them in and Betty Boop goes Wellness checks for Betty Boop goes, Ah, that's a good one. Ba-doop-ba-doop-dee. Fucking hell. Wellness checks for Betty Boop, please. Yeah. And the actor inside of her. Could you say, could you say, that's a wellness check?

That's a wellness check. Wait, wait, wait. Wetter, wetter, wetter. Okay, maybe it needs to be like, I think we need a wellness check. Don't know what I mean. It needs to be a little bit more open-ended so we can use it in more situations. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey DJ, can we need a wellness check. Don't I mean it needs to be a little bit more open-ended. Yeah. Yeah. Use it in more situations.

Yeah. Yeah. Hey DJ, can we get a wellness check? Wait, can you give me knock at the door first? And they'd say the police. Tap mic or sound with mouth. Tap mic. And can we do, um, this is the police.

It's the police. ACAB. That's good. That's good. It's the police. A-cab. That's good. That's good. It's the police. Wellness. Check. Yeah. We should go on a wellness retreat.

Sorry, we need to like, you guys are like, okay, thank you for coming on. And I start, I start again. I start revving my motor. I don't. Baby, don't you have to like go back to your substance and like get inside of that? I did. I did come here from the gym and I am like, I have pre-workout coursing through my body.

So that's why. Pre-workout. Shut up. You're lullabunning us right now. Okay. So they all die. They all die. A vat of acid.

Okay. So keyboard that plays DJ and then vat of acid for Looney Tunes. And then number one, we are putting in the float of a giant inflatable shell from Priscilla that is collapsing over the streets of New York City. Does that sound good to everyone? That sounds good. Sabrina, you get a freebie to put into the pod. Last time you put in a 42 inch ponytail.

Oh, I'm going to put in www.spotify slash jawbreakers DJ. That's what I'm putting into the pod. Thatotify.com slash jawbreakers DJ. That's what I'm putting into the pilot. That sounds great. Wow. Have you guys got internet? We don't have internet yet, but we've got public web address.

It's not pre-saved, by the time it comes out, it will be out, so it's not a pre-saved link. Go and listen, don't pre-save. Just scrolled on the wall of the bunker. Yeah. One day when they have internet. Has anyone put, have you got amenities in the bunker? Have you put internet in, or is that just assumed?

We've got the internet, but we can only access melissa.com. Oh, that's true. Just dot net. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, well we've got two websites. Two websites. Two websites.

Oh. That's good. Everyone in the bunker only can stream Job Breakers. That's so correct. And they're like, mm, blindness. Are you going to do like a whole like series, like, see no evil, speak no evil? Like the monkeys?

Like the monkey covering its eyes and the monkey covering its mouth? That's fabulous. We should. Okay. Blindness, starting with blindness. Okay. Well, thank you so much for appearing on the show yet again. Thank you.

For enchanting our new generation of listeners with your dulcet turns. We appreciate you. Dulcet. Did we just do a pod? I think we just did the thing. Do you have literally last call? Do you want me to say anything else? I need to go party. I think we just went party. Okay. Now do, yeah, like I feel like this is the lazy Susan classic. Something like, um, snap my neck and piss down my hole. Yeah. I don't do blue. Oh, she's keeping it PG. She said, I want to make sure W hotels can keep me on the roster. True. And okay. Well, thank you so much listeners. If you've made it this far,

wellness check. Ciao for now. It you've made it this far, wellness check. Ciao for now. It's time to wrap this mother up. Death to Everyone was recorded at Natural Habitat Studios. Death to Everyone was recorded at Natural Habitat Studios. Our theme song and music was provided by Edicentric and Angus Leslie. Our theme song and music was provided by EDC and Angus. Pretty good.

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