Death To Everyone - Death To... Friend Groups, Ideas & Phrases

Episode Date: February 24, 2025

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And this is the point where you realize we mean it. Yeah. This is the point where you realize we mean it. Yeah. My name is Zelda Moon. I'm lazy Suzanne. What's going on? I don't know. I don't know. Here we are.

It's another day. I actually feel like, do you think that like, um, the world is getting better? The world is getting worse. I, uh, worse. Worse, worse. Yeah. Um, you know, our listener, you might've just heard a giggle from the front seat of the car.

Oh, you two are so funny out there. Oh, thank you. Please a round of applause for our space car driver. We're waiting for this one. Can you believe that like hysteria was a thing? It remains a thing. Yeah. What, what, what you mean like mass hysteria? Or like diagnosing women with hysteria.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's like a melody. That'sia. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a melody. That's why. Do you think it is still a thing? Yeah. OK. Like mass hysteria, where everyone goes crazy at the same time.

Not as opposed to women having opinions and men saying that they're hysterical. Well, listen. Well, we need to like invent hysteria for men. Hysteria for men. It's not just for gals anymore. Everyone can be hysterical sometimes. I would love to have some hysteria. That would be so nice.

Honey, welcome to the show. Yeah, maybe that's, maybe when we rebrand hysteria for men is no, anything for men as previously discussed. I think we're witnessing hysteria for men. Yeah. In America. What do you think of Hassan? Oh, Hassan Minaj?

Whatever. No, that's the... You're talking about... I'm talking about the... That's a reporter from New York Times. No, I'm talking about the Twitch Thirst Trap. Yeah. Who's also like, political pundit. Yeah, but he is left-wing, right? Yeah. He trap. Yeah. Yeah. Who's also like political pundit. Yeah. But he is left wing, right? Yeah. He is. Yeah. Sometimes I like watch

clips that come up on like Twitter or whatever. I'm always like, wait, where do you land? But he's left. He's left. I think he might be left and sometimes skew a bit like, um, like dirt bag left. I actually, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's the vibe. Anyway, I also just like so obviously he's so hot, but I just think it's also intolerable. Oh, absolutely. Like not the, the, I just think like your hotness is becoming a distraction. It's the only reason any of these people have success.

Yeah. Cause like, I don't know. That's why it's so brave of us to have success. Well, we can't relate to that. We're breaking the mold. Yeah, but you can talk on that point. Yeah. As in us, not so much. As an Uggoh.

Thanks. No, I meant as just having success. Us not so much. As an Ugo. Thanks. No, I meant as just having success. I do feel sometimes, well, I do feel sometimes, uh, really vindicated that like, I know I own, I own what I have because I built this house brick by brick. And you did not come From a YouTube clip.

Oh. What? A YouTube react. Yes. Um. Sorry, none of this makes sense. Okay. What's this show about, Zelda?

Okay. So this is a podcast called Death to Everyone. Yeah. This is our weekly asterisk podcast. Well, no, this is season two. Is this season two? Canonically, we're in season two now. Okay.

That's why. That's why it all made sense. We had to put the divide. Got it. We're in season two? Canonically, we're in season two now. Okay, that's why. That's why. It all made sense. We had to put the divide. Got it. We're in season two. I'm going to make a micro change to the artwork. And now we're in season two. Okay.

See if you can spot it. Yeah. Oh, no. You know what? I feel so judged by those, like, picture of, like like a snake around a tree, but like next to each other with like slight differences. Oh, yeah. I'm like, that is so rude also because they never like, have you found all eight?

They're just like, how many are there? Oh no, when I used to get Spotlight magazine, it would list what you're looking. Oh wait, no, no, it didn't. No, it didn't. Because that's, how do you know when to stop? I could obsess looking at that snake wrapped around a tree image for, you know, a good five to 10 minutes. And perhaps we need to stop focusing on what's different about us and look at what's the same.

What's the same. Yeah. Spot the same. Yeah. So that's, I mean, that's really what our podcast is about. But if I could elaborate a little bit further, every week we, sorry, Asterix, we, uh, season two, season two, season two, we go through a range of fabulous topics. Anything really, anything. Like which letter from the alphabet.

But one day we'll get to which number. I don't know. Oh, God be still. And we decide what the best... 86! No, it's not 86. I'm sorry. 79!

We decide what the best of the best is. I don't know which number it is. 1169. Okay, well maybe like 434, I don't know. You're crazy, that's stupid, get out. Don't talk to yourselves like that. And we reserve the best and put it in our doomsday bunker because every week it's all gone to shit somehow.

Yeah. It really is. But then as an added bonus listener of season two, we've created quite an ecosystem down there. We've got a rich tapestry of celebrities and nobodies all co-inhabitating a very dark space with an oceanarium in it. That's right. And a set where the Nanny cast play through the Nanny all the time.

Well, no, occasionally they do other shows like, oh, a Super Bowl happens in a void room. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my God. But Brydon, he's not there anymore. He got put out. Sorry. And something recent that got put into Bunker,

that thing as well. Yes, who could recall? Maybe it was our boots. I don't know. Okay. So anyway, that's the podcast. Now to something more important. What's happening with Vanessa Kirby? Who's Vanessa Kirby? What? No, you're meant to know the answer. Cause I don't understand why she was cast in Fantastic Four. I don't know if she's like, is she, what's her angle in this like massive

place now? I saw her in the cast for Fantastic Four. What's the, the byline of that film? Family First. Oh God, I hate these movies. It's not Family First. Anyway. But you know, it's Fantastic Four so it kind of is. So she is a classic, cause I then looked her up and I was like, who the fuck is this woman?

You can't just invent a woman. Well, that's I feel like she's invented. And when I look at her face, I'm like, she's stunning, but she's so bland. Like it's a mixture of like bland and like oil painting. Like she looks like, like she's come to life, but like not... She hasn't moved. But you know, like it's like AI images, you're looking at them and you're like, I can't actually see what I'm looking at.

Yes! And she is that. So I need you to fill in the gap. Who is she? So when I looked her up, I just found out that she was like, her father invented polo or something. And like she's just... Polo Ralph Lauren? No, like riding on

horses and no and she's like she just it's like comes from a super wealthy British background so what movies is she in she's in like oh my god nothing nothing nothing possible no that's Rebecca Ferguson who is the same thing she's in she's in the latest Vanessa Kirby. Yeah. She's in, she's, she's one of the villains in. Oh, she is. Oh, she was in dead reckoning.

I saw that film. Could not tell you. She was so bland. She didn't even, I don't think I've seen her in anything. Oh, but it's like she was in the crown as well. I think that was like one of them. I think it's, yeah, she was in the crown and that's how she kind of, oh, and she was also Joanna in About Time.

But it's like, I loved that About Time movie. You can't remember her. I feel like I'm hearing Once Upon a Time. Oh God, I hated that. You know, the time traveling Domal Gleeson one with Rachel McAdams and Bill Nye? No. By the guy who did Notting Hill? No. No? Okay. Okay. By the guy who did Notting Hill. No.

No? Okay. Okay. Oh, it's good. Oh, it's so good. Anyway. Why, like sad good? No, it's like, oh my God. So in the film, all the men in the family

can travel through time. Men. Yeah, like it goes through the male line. And then it's basically about this guy who's like kind of in a creepy way, is so in love with this woman. And then he like, is trying to engineer a first meeting where it all goes well, and they fall in love. And it doesn't go right, but then they like slowly figure things out. Anyway, to spoil the film, which I will do. He, like his father dies at a certain point. And then it's Bill Nye.

So like, captain, like the, you know, octopus face. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gotcha. Who we love. Haven't seen it, but I know where you're at. Also like, Bill Nye. He's from Love Actually. This is a makeup company. I don't know what to tell you. Anyway, the dad died.

Love Actually. He plays the faded rock star in Love Actually. Oh, got it. Anyway, so then at a certain point the dad dies and Domhnall Gleeson who plays in Star Wars and Harry Potter, the redhead. He's in Ex Machina. Hot redhead.

Hot redhead in Star Wars. He's in Black Mirror, he's in Star Wars, he's the Nazi in Star- Say his name again? Domnall. Domnall. It's like Gaelic or Irish. What? Domnall what? Gleeson.

Domnall Gleeson. Is he the one who's- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, so he's trying to get Rachel McAdams to fall in love with him and then along the way, right, his father dies and then. Yeah, you know, I'm just looking up all these famous people. You know, okay. Yeah.

I God, she looks like every other woman. No, but she's one of those good every other women. She's not like Vanessa Kirby. True. She's like, she's got a bit of character. Oh, she's in Dr. Strange. Yeah. Make you mad. Oh, she's in Doctor Strange. Yes.

Does that make you mad? Look, she's wearing chartreuse. I don't like that. No, it's hideous. Anyway, go on. So anyway, the dad dies and then he still gets to see his dad like a few times because his dad had come back in the timeline. Right?

So it's like, but he's like at a certain point, they're going to hit the point where the dad hasn't come back to anywhere else in the timeline and he's never going to see him again. And it's like so sad and they hug and say goodbye. And then he also gets to a point where he has kids and if he goes back further in the timeline and changes anything, then his kids are different. So then better. Well, no, but, but so it's like, there's a certain point where he has to stop

trying to change the timeline. Um, and it's good. Okay. Now I'll tell you about something you haven't watched. That's also boring. So fruits basket is an anime. Have you ever seen that? No, I'm like, what's in the basket?

Kiwi fruits. I love that. I wish. No, there's actually no fruit in any basket to my recollection, but it's about this, like that's in the basket kiwifruit? I love that. I wish no, there's actually no fruit in any basket to my recollection, but it's about this like an underwear company. It's about this like family curse on this family where, um, there is always a representative of the like Chinese zodiac. So there's like the, like the, um, ball person and the, um, monkey person and stuff and how, what, how the curse works is if you get physical contact with someone of the opposite gender, then you pop

into your Chinese zodiac animal form. So like if you're a... Like Ranma. What? You know, in Ranma One-Half. Sure. Where they fall into the springs and they get cursed to turn into animals. But it's when they get wet. I don't know.

No? Wet? Yeah. Like gremlins? Yeah, but Ranmar falls into the one where a young woman drowns, so Ranmar turns into a girl. I don't know. I don't know.

But anyway. And shampoo's in love with Ranmar? And so like you're like a young like schoolboy and then you get hugged by a young schoolgirl and then you pop into a like little sheep. And that's how you find out you're gay. That's cute. But anyway, the whole thing is about like the cat and there's a character who turns into a cat, but there isn't a cat Chinese zodiac.

But anyway, my point is the dragon zodiac all season. I was like, I can't wait to see that fucking dragon. It's going to be so cool. And then it finally happens, because it's like this obscure, like not really in it character, like that uncle or something. And it happens and they turn into a leafy sea dragon. Ugh, on the stamps currently. Yeah. And they just like flop on the ground. I mean, that's a good twist.

I know, but like, no, I want to see a cool dragon. We'll play with you. We'll watch Dragon Ball Z. Right? I want Shenron. Dragon, dragon. Right, the dragon. Oh, maybe.

We should do which dragon from Dragon Ball Z gets in one day. Or which Dragon Ball? I vote four stars. I think five. Okay. Okay. Well, you haven't really helped me understand why Vanessa Kirby was asking the Fantastic Four, but...

Oh, yeah. She just... She also... I'm like, maybe it's the curse of Sue Storm that they just have to find the most boring woman possible. But in reflection... Yeah. Isn't Jessica Alba kind of hilarious?

It's so camp. Like those blue contacts. It's just... When you look at her, it's crazy. One of our richest celebrities. But also, I think I felt the same way about Rebecca Ferguson as Lady Jessica in Dune. And then I rewatched Doctor Sleep. Like Shining Part 2.

Yeah, on the plane. And I thought she was actually really good in it. I hated that movie. I hated it the first time I watched it and then I watched it again and I was like, if I take away all my expectations and watch it again, this is fun. Don't you just feel wronged by nostalgia baiting? Well... Like when it's so blatant. It's interesting.

I mean, I also don't know the story of Doctor Sleep, so maybe that's my issue, not the movie's issue. Well, yeah. Like why do they have to go back to the hotel? I think it's because Stephen King wrote a sequel, so that's allowed. I guess. I just, do you know what I mean? I get it. It's like Ready Player One all over again. I was not ready. Okay. Player one. And you're telling me no one turns into a fruit bowl? No. Yeah, I don't know why. Maybe there's a reason. It's been a long time since I watched that anime. Anyway, what about the anglerfish? Can I just start this episode by saying I want that dying anglerfish to be put in the ocean area. I think, um, it's so executive order. Yes. Yeah. She is there.

So listener, there was a, maybe we need the it's in the bunker. Um, like sound effects that isn't that. Yeah. But, um, like a, Matt edit that in every time, like a, yeah, chime or gong. Maybe we should get Edie Seng trick and Angus Leslie to create a new tone for us. No, she's busy. I've got her working on other things.

I don't know if she knows this, but she's always working on something for me. Usually it's her living her life successfully. But so yeah, this anglerfish footage was captured of an anglerfish, which is obviously like a deep sea... Called the Mariana Trench. Yeah. It's the one with the little light on its head. Yeah, surfacing, surfacing to die. And of course, the world has given this fish human emotions

and a human story and how beautiful it is that it came up to see the sun for the first and very last time. I saw a lot of young men being pathetic and stupid, but, oh God, you can't help but get roped in. It's so sad. Why was she coming up to die? I don't know. It was like, do you question everything that women do?

Queen Latifah last holiday, she thought she was dying. So she thought she'd go on a vacation. Maybe. But also it's so small. Did you see like the scale? I saw everything. I've been on the internet. Okay.

Just checking. Um, no, the main emotion wasn't just that she came up to die because that would force people to contend with their mortality. That's all I saw. The main emotion was it was the first time she saw light that she didn't create, which like, okay. What, she didn't see any other anglerfish down there? Jen, you managing a typo store is not like this anglerfish. Like, it's the first time she got to eat a Christmas cake

that she didn't have to make. You know what I mean? Like, a lot of people are putting a lot on that feed. But I do like the horrors of the deeper merging. Yes. And in the context of like the rest of the ocean, that's kind of haunting in a different way, but still beautiful.

Wow. She looks fucking crazy. Yeah. She shouldn't. Yeah. Yeah. She shouldn't. But anyway, I love that.

Get out of here. What else did I want to talk about? I had a few things. Oh, okay. So I've really, okay, listener, if you followed through season one of this podcast, you'll know that we have a completely like love relationship, no hate with all bug eyes and a tannia or whatever. Um, and I've really...

Anya Taylor Johnson. Wait, Anya Taylor Joy? Anya Taylor... Aaron Taylor Johnson. Aaron Taylor Johnson. Yeah. Anya Taylor Johnson. Joy Johnson? She's not a Joy to Watch bugger.

No! So I've really come around to Bug Eye because she is so on every carpet. She's at every award show. She is an incredible fashion girlie. I think she's on more carpets than movies. Yes, her job is carpet. I mean, like most of us. But... I'm on one right now.

Yeah, but she really turns it out, like every time. Yes. She's so stunning. That's her thing. She is incredible looking. And she's not afraid to, like she still does like contemporary and pushing fashion, but not in the loudest way, which I really love. Not in the way that burns you out.

No. It's like the hell on the bottom card away where you're like, you're just a cook. Yeah. I love it. Why I wrote it in my notes is that I saw another picture of her from like the Dune 2 premiere, where she was wearing like kind of her from like the Dune II premiere, where she was wearing like kind of like just like the white, like in just her little face poking out. Like white, like full kind of like,

head covering. Pope-ish kind of cowl moment. And we do celebrate our new pope on your TaylorJoy. Yes. Yeah. So yeah, I love that. So you, you at the start, you're like, I know the subject that we can talk about before the podcast starts. Yeah. I love that. Yeah. I have, um, so you, you at the start, you're like, I know the subject that we can talk about before the podcast starts. Yeah. And it was Anglophish and Anya Taylor Joy. Yeah. But I've got two more. And then I'll ask, how are you? But first, um, I guess I did talk about, about time. Yeah, it was a bit with a Donald Gleason goes, my dad. And then where the dumb old guy goes, my dad.

And then he turns to him and goes, my son. And then they hug. You've confirmed I'll never watch this movie. It's so good. I went and saw companion at the movies. Have you heard about this movie? Spoiler alert, spoiler alert, genuine spoiler alert. I highly recommend watching the movie with no context.

Okay. Didn't you tell me? Oh no the movie with no context. Okay, then you tell me. Oh no! I want to watch. Oh, okay. I would go see it again. Okay. Okay. I'll go to the movies with you.

Well, listener, come back next week. Let's go. Pokemon Go to the movies. My final intro topic for discussion today is, okay, so before we started recording the pod, we were talking about disgusting things in a bag and what those things might be. Disgusting things in a bag. D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d Oh my God. Wow. Stay tuned, Mr. No. So this, I don't know if this ever ended up in a bag, but. Then in what sense does it? Okay.

So there was, I was maybe like 20, 22. I don't know. Like a while ago. Talking to this guy, I don't think it was on Grindr. I think it was on like manhunt or something. Like.net. You're dating yourself. like Manhunt or something. Like.net. You're dating yourself. Yeah, but you know.

Which is good. Someone's got to. Ha, and he was like much older. Like I was, yeah, early twenties. I reckon he was probably like early forties. Yeah. Which I've never really cared about age. So like, it's just a number. I actually don't care. But it is creepy in retrospect, no?

Well, yeah, it is. Because he was very like keen bean. And the other thing was like he had kids. He was like gay, but like had had another life, had it been divorced. His kids were like, maybe like early teenage years. And they were all in Sydney with the, um, with their mom or whatever. Yeah. And he lived in South Yarra and he was like a mathematician or something. You're a mathematician.

I don't know. It was weird. Yeah. Um, but anyway, he was very like kinky about hair and like body hair. Oh. It was like, sure. I mean, I have some of that, so can fulfill that to some extent, whatever.

And so I went over to this guy's house just once, I never met him once. And when I got there, he like was, he was like a big old bottom kind of vibe. And he was like, I'll have like these big dildos and you can just like do whatever you want or whatever but it was kind of like a ruined hole like Wow, was he gay or was he out after being straight for many years?

He was out after being straight for many years and the hole was already I'd say he'd been out for like 10 years by the Time I met him. Yeah, like from early 30s to early 40 forties kind of. Yeah. Like getting destroyed. Yeah. I guess that's the thing. It's like, once you've been like frustrated and closeted, you just need the biggest, the biggest. Your need for like a reactive sphincter has left your pool of things you care about. But do you know what is so crazy? And maybe it's just like younger men or something, but there are men that get fisted. Yeah. And the hole just snaps back.

Yeah. Like it's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, wow, this is not, like, you know what I mean? It's like, you've had that whole man's forearm inside of you. And look at it. Yeah.

The elastin. Yeah. That's all. But not in this case. No. So like, that's great. That's all. But, um, not in this case. So like, like that's great. But anyway, I, uh, yeah, like, I dunno, we like fooled around a bit or whatever. And he was like, you know what I really want to do? You tell me.

And he was like, I did this thing once where, uh, I had a few like fuck buddies. I was like, uh-huh. And he was like, over the course of a couple of years, I would trim their pubes and I like accumulated so many pubes that I had enough and I like felted it into a fabric and I made a vest and I have this vest of pubic hair in my possession. I didn't see it. He didn't like, that wasn't it.

See my vest. Made from real gorilla hair. And I was like, okay. And he was like, I, it would be so fucking hot if I could just like trim your pubes a bit. And add them to the vest? No. You're not vest-worthy.

No. But he wanted to put them somewhere else. Oh, inside of his hole? Yes. So he was like, can I just like trim off all your pubes and then I'm gonna- All of them? Yeah. I was greedy.

Save some for the next guy. I know that I'm greedy for pubes. And yeah, so he trimmed my pubic region and then he couldn't, he literally couldn't help himself and like swiftly placed a few into his anus and the rest he reserved for later. Where a few hairs? Yeah. Individual? Yeah.

Like a little like, you know, like scrunch full in. And then the rest he saved to do later after I left. And then I left and I never really spoke to him, saw him or interacted with him ever again. He had what he wanted. And sometimes I think about the fact that that man cut off some of my pubic hair and put them inside of his asshole. Yeah. And to this day, they remain.

Maybe. But what like an awful thing to put inside an orifice. Yeah. That's a zig and a zag because like a kink, not even a kink, but an attraction to hairy men, I completely understand. I like it on them though. Not inside your asshole? No. Also, I think the whole thing of like, it's inside my asshole. I don't know what other people are experiencing with that. But like, once it's in there, it's like Schrodinger's asshole. Do you know? Like, you could just tell you that the hair is in there.

Yeah. You're not feeling it. No. Hopefully not. Also, I think the most disgusting thing about that story was that he wanted a vest. Yes. Yes. Like, whatever is made out of it doesn't matter.

It's still a vest. It's still a vest. Sorry, man. Nothing less sexy than that. Yeah. Sorry, Matt. I don't wear vests. We're on season two. It's still a vest. It's still a vest. Sorry, Matt. Nothing less sexy than that. Yeah. Sorry, Matt. I don't wear vests. Oh, Matt. We're on season two. It's established.

I don't wear vests. I used to. But? When I was in high school. Then we had that. I think I wore one to my formal. We know, Matt. We listened to season one. Oh, did you?

Yeah. Oh, I didn't. Oh. Sorry. Anyway, how are you? Oh, shut up. You have destroyed season one premiere with these foul stories and I've derailed everything by talking about Domhnall Gleeson.

I don't, I just, I just hate that, that Kirby girl. I don't know. So like, so did you see the Fantastic Four trailer that came out? Yeah. So it's interesting because the trailer is this, a few things about it that are interesting. I'm actually quite excited for this movie. It feels like fun camp, different, like, but not in a, like it's, it's very much a new direction and it's a shame it's going to be like a one-off because it's in like, but not in a, like, it's, it's very much a new direction.

And it's a shame it's going to be like a one-off because it's in like, I don't know, this all like it's in a different universe and they're probably going to join into the main universe. That's the theory or whatever, which makes sense, all that stuff. But like, it's so fun to have like retro future sixties movie, superhero movie. That's also fun. Like space cars, Space cars. Fun. I do like space cars.

And I love the effect that they've done the thing. It's like this like crunchy, like it's CG, but it looks like clunky, like prosthetic kind of, like the execution I thought looked really cool. So I loved that. It's very interesting that we didn't get to see Mr. Fantastic Stretchy Powers, because obviously they look ridiculous. like prosthetic kind of like the execution I thought looked really cool. So loved that. It's very interesting that we didn't get to see Mr. Fantastic stretchy powers, because obviously they look ridiculous, but it's interesting that they purposefully didn't put any of that in.

We saw everyone else's powers, Vanessa's powers look great. It's going to be like fun. But the whole thing is like, it's her voiceover. It's all from like Susan's perspective, which like, love that as well. Are you calling her Susan? My call or whatever. It's appropriate in the moment.

Sue? Sue, Sue's song. Sue's song. Sue Reed's is who we might actually see. I think they'll be married. Cause I think we're going to see their children because family first. It's called family something.

I can't remember what you can't remember. You're meant to be the one that cares. I don't care that much. You know what? I haven't gone to see Captain America yet. Wow. It really is the end of an era. Yeah.

It's over. It looks so woeful. It's you don't want to see Red Hulk? I mean... Yeah, I do. But like... I don't know. It's over! So anyway, it's just interesting. And I'm looking forward to seeing more.

But yeah, Kirby... I just don't know. Maybe they have to cast people like that in that role because it's like... They need to conceivably be invisible. That's her power, right? Yes. Yeah. I'm like, her? Like her power is that she is just kind of nothing.

Yeah. You're like, is she on screen right now? I can't tell. I can't tell. She's, I'm getting nothing. The human torch is whatever, just like some hot guy. I don't think that that human torch is going to awaken a generation of young gay men. No, not Chris Evans did.

And then Pedro is obviously the draw card. We need to stop with Pedro. I mean it's a lot. What do you mean every IP needs to be touched by this man? We've got him in Star Wars, We've got him in Last of Us. We've got him in Now in the Marvel. He was already in Wonder Woman, 1989. Was he?

Yeah. He was the villain. My sister loved it. That's good. But he just is overexposed. And I think he knows that it's like, if he has a PR person worth his salt, just Pedro, just enough. Pull it back.

Enough. Yeah. Well now that he's in like MCU land, you might be looking at Mr. Fantastic for quite some time. Like we did with Cate Blanchett? Or did we never see her again? No, we did. We saw her in season two of What If and she was fantastic.

What if we just canceled this entire enterprise and threw it into the sun. Yeah. Anyway, how does the world end, Zelda Moon? Oh, God, it's me? That's how we do it every week. Oh, God. The world has got to end. Wait, why don't we do a One Word, One Word?

Okay, let's do One Word, One Word. Okay, we've done this in season one, but this is the first one of season two. Okay. The... Should we... I'm just gonna say it now. What? We'll of season two. Okay. The... Wait, should we... I'm just going to say it now. What?

We'll live this year. Yes. At some point. Yes. Listener. Live. A new live show coming your way. We might even live lux.

Yeah. Maybe. Watch this space. Okay. Okay. The end of the world. The... Turtles.

Come... Back. To... Our... The turtles come back to our auspicious shores armed. Huh? What did you say? Armed. Armed. Flippered. With? Nuclear.

Seashells. And? Gigantic. Bucket of? Cum. No, that's so, no, season two, no cum. Mama. What? That's two words.

Okay. Mama. What? That's two words. Okay. Mama. That's. What? Crazy. Amount. Of. Come. And.

So. They. Die. And. Oh. Every time. Every time. Every time.

Every time. Every time. Every time. Every time. Every time. Every time. Every time. And so they die. And everyone is dead. The end. So to recap, turtles emerge upon our auspicious shores with nuclear bombs, nuclear shells and buckets of so much mama come. Mama, then everyone died and they were dead. And with that, we'll be right back.

It's a great show. Welcome back, listener. Hi, listener. Hello. Oh, also listener, quickly, if you haven't gone and listened to Friends with Lazy Susan on the Reese Nicholson, Kieron and Georgia. Sorry, Georgia Mooney. Kieron Nicholson, I guess.

Go and listen to that. Lazy was a guest on their new podcast. Yeah, I was their first guest. First guest. First guest of the new redux of their podcast. But you know what? They talked for 27 minutes at the start of their podcast where I wasn't in it. And I think guys, do half of that.

You had something to say. Well, also I just like, I was like, I hope this isn't what our show is like. I know. We bring the guests in early. No, I know. So we talk for 47 minutes. No, but I think that our opening chit chats are good because they involve like, you know, pubes stuck in a man's ass.

Yeah. You don't get that quite a quality anywhere else. No, because the start of their podcast, I think they're just two, um, two like upstanding citizens to really give you the real tea. No, they're pretending to know who Vanessa Kirby is. Whereas we're real. When we let you know, I know her, that woman in my life. No. Oh, this is kind of interesting. I feel bad for those people that like, I said to Marvel before they've become like things in

their own right. Like, there's this stunt cast C.K. Blanchett's where you're like, you're such an icon and like, this isn't going to be your whole legacy. And then you're like Vanessa Kirby in one season of The Crown and some other shit. Who cares? This is the issue with contemporary celebrity as well. I don't actually care about any of these random British accents, British actors doing American

accents. Oh yeah doing American accents. Oh, yeah. Go away. Yeah. I wish more actors would do South African accents. Me too. Yeah. Yeah.

That's such a silly accent. I love it. Anyway. When do you think Nicole will be in the MCU? I wonder how ironclad her Aquaman contract was. Oh my God. I forgot about that. Also, um, I saw Baby Girl. Did you like it?

No. Baby girl, you stay on my mind. Did they play that song? No. Missed opportunity. I saw it with a friend and my review was, it started with the soundtrack and I said, okay, with the benefit of the doubt, this soundtrack as in like the needle drops,

not the actual score, but just the soundtrack, was so offensively atrocious that it had to be an intentional layer of the bullshit, like lukewarm, milquetoast version of kink presented in the film. Uh-huh. That, like, the song choices were so predictable and lame and cringe that they were intentionally so to align

with this storyline that was also pathetic and, um, Yeah. Because a lot of people said that was the issue is that it was like not actually kinky. No, it's just like, like, but also in a way, if that is the point to represent this like mundane version of like, if a CEO actually did all of this stuff with an intern, it would be some bullshit fake version and not like actually hot. Yeah. Because they, these people suck.

So even their imaginations suck. Yeah. If that's... They're not putting cubes inside Nicole Kimmins' asshole is what you're telling me. Like literally though. Like, no, she just stands in a corner for 10 seconds. What? I also think that that's, yeah, like the kind of public imagination.

Yeah, it's like, wait, her? She's got two fingers in her throat? Oh, my God, Nicole, you're so brave. I can't believe you're doing this movie. That's fucking crazy. Well, let's not remember, let's not forget that in Paperboy, Zac Efron pisses on her. So I think we know that.

Well, the thing is, Nicole, the Nicole of it all. Nicole was amazing. Yeah. Nicole, like whatever. Yeah. But like, I think people or like the the word on the street about this movie is like whatever, but it's like wrong. Because it's not actually that kinky and it's just very like vanilla.

Yeah. And also stupid because... Have you seen it? No. Oh, well, okay. So because... I went into Nosferatu instead, which was also terrible. Oh, I still haven't seen that.

But I don't know, listen, if you've seen Baby Girl, you know the part where like the other girl like blackmails Nicole, but then the next scene is Nicole making out with the guy again in the pool. I'm like, how could she not have spoken to him about like, did you betray me? Or did you, did she figure it out?

Or like, how does she know everything? Did she just put it together? In which case that's quite a reach to then blackmail her. It just like completely falls apart with this moment. And it's so stupid. It's all just so stupid. But anyway. Well, no baby girl.

Kill the baby girl. Yeah. Well. You go first. Okay, so this week, the very first category of things we need to decide which one's going to go into the bunker is inspired by a late night turn on YouTube where I started rewatching Animorphs. What a show.

Yes. You know, shot in Toronto in the 90s based on the Scholastic book series Animorphs about a group of teens who accidentally become embroiled in an alien invasion plot, and they acquire the power from the mandelite people to transform into any other organic creature just by touching them and grabbing their DNA. And then the evil Yerks are now putting slugs inside of the ears of the people of the small town in America.

And those people are kind of body snatched and start acting weird. And they're going to take over one by one and only the power to transform into a Labrador can stop that. Yes. And so it's early days. There's just a hodgepodge group of friends. There's the leader and they found out that he's the leader and he's like, why am I the leader? And then the girl comes up and she's like,

it just cause, literally that line, amazing. And there's a girl that looks like Sydney Sweeney in it. He's got blonde, long, thick hair. And yeah, and Tobias, the weird outsider He's got blonde, long, thick hair. And, um, yeah. And Tobias, the weird outsider who ends up as a hawk full time because he stays inside of the animal form for longer than two hours, which you can't do. Okay.

I wanted to ask for a clarification on the, uh, like skillset. So if you, like, do you build up a library of DNA? If you go to like a petting zoo, you could like clock off, touch them all like 20 animals and then you could forever be like a goosling. Yeah. Okay. And some of them have go-tos like main guys, usually a Labrador. Yeah.

Like he has Labrador power and that's his like one that he is most comfortable in. Well, yeah. Or maybe it's because Labradors are the most trainable. For a film set comfortable in. Well, yeah, or maybe it's because Labradors are the most trainable. For a film set? Yeah. Well, yeah. And then Hawks.

What a cynical take. I'm sorry. You really have become just dark. Yeah. No, but it was that way in the book as well. I think it's also because Labradors are, you know, he's the old American boy and he becomes the old American dog.

Well. He's blonde. Labrador's a kind of blonde. So we in Canada or we in America? It's shot in Canada, but you know, in the way that all 90s shows were like, yeah, yeah, shot in Canada for America. It's America. And then the one girl turns into a horse.

One guy, I don't know, does he turn into a rat a lot? Anyway, his dad turns out to be an alien. Anyway, all of this to say, what friend group fictional gets into the bunker? Ooh. What group of friends? Like a gang of friends from content. Yeah.

Ooh, I know. What? The group of friends from Stranger Things. Sonny. love those guys. Do you think they're actually friends? No. That's a rocky road. They should have only done one season.

Correct. Ew. Ew. It was too popular for them to do one. Yeah, I know. But that's the thing. Like, now we have Millie Bobby Brown to deal with. Yeah, having like a company or something.

She's 20. She's crazy. She's married. Married? Yeah, to the son of some famous guy. Hmm. Yeah. But also just her life seems deeply fucked.

Yeah. I'm worried about these child stars. And then there's the Zionist one. Ugh. And like, he's gay deeply fucked. Yeah. I'm worried about these child stars. And then there's the Zionist one. Ugh. And like, he's gay as well. Yeah. Gay Zionist. Bad look.

What is? Everyone hates you then. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So not them. Not them. They'll be first to drown in the cum bucket. Don't put the stranger things children in a cum bucket.

We did that. Not me. That's on both of us. You know who... No, actually, it's on the turtles. You know the older one who's got the hair, who's famous for the hair, Steve? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was at L.A. He's the Human Torch.

No, he's not. He's Fantastic Four. No one's awakening to him. Yes. But what a difference that hot eighties mullet versus like fucking Johnny Storm little blonde, nothing hair makes. That's that guy. It is a, because I had this moment of like, who the fuck is this guy? It was Vanessa Kirby, but a man, but it turns out it's a hot guy from Stranger

Things, but perhaps the hair was doing a lot of the work. I think we all knew the hair was the main draw. Yeah. But I mean, like he is obviously still hot, but like that hair. No it isn't. That's other guy from Stranger Things. Who are you talking about then? I'm talking about Mollet Guy. Not evil Mollet Guy. Oh, you're talking about like the main character Mollet Guy who's like dating the sister or whatever.

Yes. Ew, I hate him. Why would we talk about him? Cause he was at Laneway. And he has that, you know, he has that song that like one song. Song? He's a musician. What?

And he had a song that became really viral and no one knew that it was his. And then he was like, you know that song that goes, and when I'm back in Chicago, I feel it, a better version of me. It was real. And no, you don't know that song. No, you don't know that song.

This isn't a bit. I don't know. You guys are crazy. Um, sounds pretty good. Huh? Anyway, but the issue is he now was touring with Laneway at like some early slot, not like he was like five hours separated from Charlie. From Charlie.

Yeah. Good amount of time distance. That means like, sorry, darling, you're here is like a, you have one song kind of thing. And people were like patiently listening to his other songs. And it just, everything I've seen, every time someone talks about him at Laneway, it's with this like pitying tone of like, he just is so excited that they know his songs. Because he's like obviously cursed by being a young star in a TV show, but he like wants to be a famous musician.

Also, it's funny how Millie got all the success. Well, not all, because that other guy is like the MCU guy, not Johnny Storm, the like Russian guy. He's not Russian. Oh my God. Honey. The like hot dad. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Hot dad. Lily Allen.

Yeah, Lily Allen. He... David Harbour....has succeeded. He was Hellboy. Whatever. He's hot. Um, he's so hot. But like, he's done it.

And then like, um, old Sticky Fingers has had a great time, which is amazing. Old Sticky Fingers. Oh, she's got sticky fingers. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, why not? Yeah. fingers. She's got sticky fingers. Yeah. Yeah. Why not? Yeah.

But famously, like we all thought that she peaked with Alien Resurrection, but you can have two comebacks, it would seem. So that's great. But then like, yeah, I don't know. No, cause Finn Wolfhard has had like a career as well, which is like- Which has platformed a lot of people. Lanky. But then the other thing, ugh, I've seen all these rumors.

You know the redhead girl in Stranger Things? Oh, Maya Hawke. No. Like the latest season. Sadie, Sadie Sink. Yeah. Sadie Sink? Why do I know her name?

I don't know. But anyway, there's been like casting rumors that she'll be Jean Grey when like the X-Men relaunch. And if that happens, much unlike Jean Grey when like the X-Men relaunch and if that happens Much unlike Jean Grey. I'll set myself on fire You'd become the human torch Clearly you never watched that all too soon all too well ten minute version Taylor music video with Sadie Sink in it Playing Taylor Swift or a version of oh my god. Okay Okay. So not the Stranger Things Friends.

What are the friendship groups? Well, there's Friends. Yeah. What is your impression of that show? No, like your impression. Smell a cat, smell a cat. What are they feeding you? Smell a cat, smell a cat. It's not your fault.

That's my impression of friends. Um, yeah. Well, like lipstick for men, I guess. I hate that show. Yeah, me too. I hated it then. I hate it now, but worse. I hate its legacy and people who still like it.

Yeah. Yeah. I just don't want to hear about it. No. But I also like, no one ever says anything that makes me want to watch it. They're like, remember that episode where Monica was in a fat suit the whole time and you're like, yeah, that sounds great. Or do you remember that there's like a character in it and she's got a really high pitched, loud, annoying voice and that's the whole show? And I'm like, okay.

You remember when they went to Vegas and got married and then blah, blah, blah? And you're like, this all sounds so banal. Yeah. I don't understand how anyone could have the nanny as an option. Yeah. And choose friends. Yeah. That makes me sick. I mean, the theme song is the only reason to watch. And obviously...

I love the idea of like dancing in a fountain. And I love Lisa Kudrow. Yeah. Yeah. What a shame. That film, I mean that film, that show almost had Janine Garofalo in it. Oh. You don't know who that is.

No. But it almost had Janine and that would have been fucking amazing in the Courtney Cox role, but it also would have been canceled after a year. And growing up, like I would always say that my favorite character was Ross because he was a paleontologist, but he wasn't.

He sucked. Was he not a paleontologist? No, he wasn't my favorite character. Um, yeah. He, uh, just makes me- Also like the thought of like living the next house over from your other friends, like having no space or boundaries. Also my actual nightmare of like going to a cafe and having them know what I want to

order before I order it. But they hang out at that cafe all the time. So that cafe is ugly. I hate the way that cafe looks. Such low couches. So everyone's like a gremlin crouched over themselves. And then when you stand up, you have to like...... Yeah. It's just... Yeah.

And that sassy, rude barista... Ugh, that's the other thing. When I hear about things like that and they're like, that guy becomes like a recurring character. I'm like, that guy becomes a recurring character? That guy. Like on The Nanny, I like it because she hangs out with her employer. Mm-hmm because she hangs out with her employer.

She hangs out with her, the kids that she takes care of. Her mother, her grandmother, and then occasionally her really stupid best friend. Yeah. One friend, tight cast, that's it. One friend. Yeah. Every show, one friend. Yeah.

I don't need to know the blah, blah, blah. And also they're not friends. They're all fucking each other. Yeah. I don't need to know the blah, blah, blah. And also they're not friends. They're all fucking each other. You can't be friends like that. Well, depends. Yeah, so good that's out. That's good. We got rid of that. Other friends. The totally spies. I don't know if they were friends. What about... My little pony friendship is magic. I think that they're not friends. Um, what about, um, my little pony friendship is magic. I think that they're not friends.

Okay. I don't know the answer to that question. Well, it's magic. I was, I was going to say, um, the jawbreakers, we can put Kelly in to hang out with Sabrina. Oh, I don't think they're friends. Okay. Yeah, fair.

What do you think? Okay. The kids on the Masjid school bus are not friends. Yeah. Some of them are. That chameleon? Let's just put that in. He's not friends with anyone.

He wants Jeff, except Miss Frizzle. Yeah. The Planeteers, I don't think they're friends. Oh, I think the Planeteers are. Maybe they're friends with whoopee. How do you think they deal with talking to Lenka about like, you know, atrocities? Yeah.

Um, I think they politely just avoid the subject. Side step. They were like, we're all doing a lot of good work for the planet. Let's focus on that. Yeah. And let's not put an entire country's worth of heat on this incredible wind goddess. Yeah.

Yeah. That's Soviet Republic. Wind! Yeah, you could go with that wind for a week. Get her out of here. No, she was my favorite. Was she? Yeah.

Really? Yeah. That accent. Amazing. Can't wait for Vanessa Kerr to play her. Who was your favorite? Wheeler. Wheeler. Oh, so hot. So hot. Can't wait for someone from Stranger Things to play him. The guy with the mullet, but not the guy you're thinking of. And when I'm back. Oh yeah. Anyway, it's just really sad. Imagine your career being built around pity. Taylor Swift.

What about all the Evangelion pilots? Shinji Reimu Oscar. Oh, they are friends. They're friends. They've really gone through it. Yeah. Shared trauma friends. Although Ray being a clone of Shinji's mother in the 14 of a 14 year old girl that he feels up doesn't feel great.

That's a complicated friendship. And there is that part where Shinji jerks off to Oscar's unconscious body in the hospital. That's not really like great friendship behavior. No. So maybe not. Okay. Well, good. We'll keep that level of creepiness out of the bunker.

Can you also clarify the reason that having a career based on pity does apply to Taylor Swift is that so much of her music is about feeling sad for her. Ew. You know, cause she's like, and then this really bad thing happened and I was in love. I feel sad for you. That's all. I don't. Did, why did people care about her being at the football game? She's dating Travis Kelsey and she's one of the world's biggest stars. I don't care

You don't care about any of those things. Literally. Although hot Travis Kelsey. He's hot but He was interviewed recently and they were like, what do you think about Donald Trump coming to your football game? And he was like, I'm excited that the president is coming to the game Mm-hmm. Okay Okay football game and he was like, I'm excited that the president is coming to the game. Hmm. And they're like, okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah.

Travis. What other friends are in media? There's the Fantastic Five. Oh, I was thinking of saying the Fantastic Four. Oh, the famous five. Yeah. That was one of my favorite clips when I was young. What was their deal?

They had a dog. Wait, are you talking about Queer Eye? What are you talking about? It was like an Enid Blyton book. Yeah. Oh, sure. So a little bit problematic, but different times. What was the story with Enid?

She just was a bit racist, I think. Just wrote some stories about some racist things. But just ignorant racists, not like hateful, like, there you go. Not like Roald Dahl racist. Just using outdated terms and stuff that just not good anymore. Enid. Ever.

We're never good, but, um, what about, um, there was a secret seven as well. Another group. Yeah, there's a lot of those, like they all need to, we need to just like kick all of them out. Oh. What about... There was a Secret 7 as well. Another group. Secret 7. Yeah, there's a lot of those like, they all need to, we need to just like kick all of them out. Oh. Like, are we gonna have Fantastic Four? Fabulous, the Fab Five?

Fab Five? Wait, they weren't friends. We know that for sure. None of them have ever been friends. What about the Rugrats? Oh, that is a solid friendship group. That was good. You didn't like Rugrats. It's so ugly. I like ugly. I hate Rugrats? Oh, that is a solid friendship group. That was good. You didn't like Rugrats.

It's so ugly. I like ugly. I hate Rugrats. You don't like that animation style? No. It was great. Also, Reptar was like, I don't think dinosaurs were green and purple. Well, he's more of a Godzilla.

Like he's not meant to be a dinosaur. Godzilla isn't a fucking dinosaur, by the way. Oh, you think I don't know that? Well then why are you saying that about Reptar who's meant to be a Godzilla? Reptar. Um... What do you think about the Guardians of the Galaxy? Do they deserve to be in the bunker? They are a friendship group. I'll believe that. I like that talking Labrador. Animals? They are a friendship group. I'll believe that. I like that talking Labrador. Animorphs?

Guardians of the Galaxy 3. It says here on this thing, um, the, that 70s show, I can't think of a group of friends that is more cursed than that awful, awful, awful group of friends where one turned out to be, uh, what was it? A pedophile rapist. One of them turned out to be Will de Valderrama. One of them turned out to be a Scientologist. That's like, I don't know. There's a lot going on here.

I hate all of that. Yeah. One... What about the Scooby gang, as in from Buffy? And the Scooby gang, as in from Scooby Doo. Yeah. OK, so maybe like the Freddie Prinze Jr. Sarah Michelle Gellar version of Scooby Doo Gang.

I'm not of that generation. Of Sarah Michelle Gellar's Scooby Doo? Like, I was too old for it to perform a core memory for me, where I'm like, going to ignore the fact that those films are terrible. Yeah. Okay. So I was also like aged out of ever watching that movie, but I know how funny it is that it's Sarah Michelle Geller and Freddie Prince Jr. Getting to hang out together.

Yeah. In Queensland. That's funny. That is good. And haven't you seen like the stupid memes of like her wearing like expensive designer go-go boots? No. Oh, yeah.

She's wearing like really cunty boots. I think because someone talked about the kind of like weird thing that happened with Hocus Pocus where it kind of got memory hold that that film doesn't really work. And people are like, well, that was my childhood. So I remember it for all time. Right? Wrong. I love that movie. Well, because we're, that was my childhood. So I remember it for all time. Right? Wrong. I love that movie.

Well, cause we're all of that generation. But then when it happens, so hot, you know, there's a short film of him, like 15 years later, jerking off. No. Yeah. Well, I'll find that now. Yeah. It's good.

Um, no, but also it's just like, that's because yeah, it gets you at a time when you're kind of like not fully like developed, but you're like, the shapes and sounds of this are so fun. Yeah. And I'm going to fill in all of that. Exactly. A couple of you gave Smelly Cat as your impression of friends. Oh. Yeah.

Anyway. What? You do your impression of friends. Oh, Monica, let's eat some of this cake. We can't eat cake, you stupid little bitch. Hey, it's Joey! Hee. That's my impression of friends. How you doing?

Whoa. That's right. Oh. Did that give you shivers? Yeah. Oh yeah. What's? Oh no, yeah. What about,

we'll have a sleepover and everything will be just fine. Cause you and my granddad are in the sun. We'll have a sleepover. Sleepover club. No, I don't know. There's a group of girls that used to have sleepovers together. And then they made a show about it. Saddle club?

Yeah. That, that's a toxic friend group. Yeah. But I mean, why would we put in a healthy friendship group? You're so right. And we we put in a healthy friendship group? You're so right. And we could put in a horse. What? Wait, were the friends horses or were they vehicles?

What were you talking about? I was talking about all the horses in that show. They were obviously friends. And obviously very toxic. Yes. Yeah. I hated that Stevie. They all sucked.

They all sucked. Except for that guy. He was hot. No, he, oh, the older one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was a, I just, that show is like icky. Icky. Yes. There were shows that I just couldn't believe when they would come on. And I'm like, who's this for? Like when I was like watching ABC kids as a kid. And I'd be like, obviously we all want to watch, you know, freaky things or whatever, freaky stories be like, obviously we all want to watch, you know, freaky things or whatever, freaky stories.

Yeah. Obviously we all want to watch Daria. Yes. That's why we're here. And we want to watch Alex Mack. Yes. And then Saddle Club would come on and be like, boo, flop. Who is this for?

Who is this for? Why is it still going? Yeah. Like, and yeah, the soundtrack, the gauzy lighting, the amount of time spent in stables. I hate that. Yeah. The minimal amount of time spent on horseback? Yeah.

What? Talk about poses. It's kind of similar to the- We're actually part of the Saddle Club. We don't do much horse riding though. The H2O just add water people. I'm like, I don't know. Like they, they weren't doing enough cool shit to warrant a whole show about mermaids.

If we're going to just lean into how old we are, what about like Ocean Girl and her friendships with a humpback whale? Charlie. His name was Charlie. Okay, sure. I love Ocean Girl. Ocean Girl is... But she wasn't really friends with anyone. Like she had Bronson and whatever, but like she wasn't really friends with anyone. Like she had Bronson and whatever, but like she wasn't really friends with them. She kind of was like, okay, you guys seem to be obsessed, but I'm just going to be

like, the show is called Ocean Girl, not Ocean Girl and Friends. Yes. I like that. Yeah, that is good. She's got a vibe. She was a model. Just stunning. From Spain.

I don't know why, but I recently rewatched like the intro. It's so good. The guy that made Ocean Girl also made Cyber Girl. Cool. And I just, I think it's funny that he could have made like four things where it's like Robot Girl. Yes. Ocean Girl, Volcano Girl.

Just wait until the, um, the Avengers version where they all these girls come together. Oh God. That'd be incredible. Yeah. Just wait until the, um, the Avengers version where they, all these girls come together. Oh God. That'd be incredible. Yeah. Um, yeah. Friend groups. Friends. Friends.

Community, they're friends. I don't want to talk about community. No, I don't want to talk about that. But they were friends. Yeah. Yeah. Uh. The golden gals.

They're good friends. They're actually good friends. Mm-hmm. They're good friends. They're actually good friends. They're like friends that actually want to hang out. One of them is that they're mother daughter. So that's like a layer. Yeah. Do we include that? In which case, why are the Gilmore girls not friends? I would say they are friends. In a toxic kind of way. But they're not a friendship group. No group. Can't be a group if there's only two of you.

And so we have Sarah Michelle Geller in two friend groups. Yeah. But in both of her friends groups, I guess Daphne is a little bit more integrated. Yeah. But Buffy's pretty isolated. Yeah. I don't think she really, I think she's friends out of necessity. Who do you think she likes the most out of that friendship group? Far out. So who is Buffy's best friend? I mean, I suppose the answer is Willow, but like,

So it's Willow, Xander, who else are we including in there? I mean, Tara. Yeah. When I think of like, oh, I mean, there's different eras, of course, but like... We include everyone. Yeah, okay. So like, Terra, we've got Anya, we've got Oz, I guess. Dawn, unfortunately. That's like, Cor. And then, no, and... Oh, what? Spike.

And... Giles. No. Oh my God. Why is her name escaping me? You know, hot mini Cordelia. Yeah. Oh, see in my mind, Cordelia is friends with angel.

Yeah. She has friends, multiple friends. Yeah. Okay. So Willow maybe, but I think she looks down on Willow too much to be a friend. Yeah. Probably she's. Yeah. She be a friend properly. Yeah. She's, yeah.

She's too patronizing. Yeah. And then Zand is too creepy and obsessed with her. Zand is not the right friend for Buffy. No, but he is the only, you know, kind of consistent. Yeah. You know, they do that thing where as well, like, which happens in Harry Potter, where, sorry, sorry, which happens in Harry Potter, where, sorry,

sorry, everyone. Sorry. But where they like force the two sub friends to be friends with each other in the way that Xander and Willow kind of form a stronger connection. Yeah. And then Buffy is still just out there on her own. Yeah. Yeah.

But that's what power does. I don't think she has any friends. Isolates you. I don't think. I think that's why she hangs around with Spike. Yeah. She'd like to- At least she feels something with him.

Yeah. Oh, which is so bad to reflect on. Ew. Yeah. I hate Spike. Why? I just don't like him. Did he ever do anything bad?

Well there was that one thing. Um, but even without that, I just don't like him. I just think he's a sh- like a bad guy. He's a vampire. He's killed all those people. No, well that too. I really like the Stand By Me friends, even though they're like fucked, but like, that's cute group of friends looking to find a dead body.

They'll find plenty of those in the bunker. What about the friends in that show that is good? That one about the people, the girl that died, these four friends, they're comedians. Sex and the City? No, more recent and indie, but good. It's called Searching. Search Party. Search Party. Search Party. That's a great friend group. Cause they hate each other.

And they're tied together with lies. Lies. I do love that. That's good. I'm going to re-watch Search Party. What a perfect show. Um, yeah. Yeah.

Oh God. It's really, you know, it's interesting, I guess, to think about what makes a good friendship group in fiction. Seinfeld? Yeah. Oh mama, there it is. You think that they're the friends? Yeah.

But can we put Kramer in when he's a chicken? Maybe we don't put Kramer in. Okay, yeah, I like that. I don't think any of them are friends with Kramer. No, he's just like... He's the neighbor. Yeah. I don't think it transcends that. I don't think any of them are friends with Kramer. No, he's just like... He's the neighbor. Yeah. I don't think it transcends that.

The only time they really do things with Kramer is when he's got a friend who can help them out with something. True. Kramer has the biggest social network in that show, for sure, of actual friends. Jerry's obviously the most connected, but he hates them all. Yeah. And they're all work colleagues like kind of like relationships. Elaine obviously has no friends. That's why she's perfect.

Yes. Um, and then George also has no friends. So yeah, George, Elaine and Jerry. That's good. Okay. Let's do that. Lock it in. To make them feel comfortable, should we put like a bike on a wall? Yeah. We'll put a bike in a wall in a tiny room. Okay. Let's do that. Look at it. To make them feel comfortable. Should we put like a bike on a wall?

Yeah, we'll put a bike in a wall in a tiny room. Yeah. I love Jason Alexander. What a man. Yeah He's so good. How excited are you to see more of? Elaine in the MCU speaking of the MCU It devours everyone. I know. It devours everyone. Did you see like any of the little bits from the SNL 50 whatever, blah, blah, blah? I saw little bits.

Yeah. I saw little bits. I liked her little bit. She's very funny. She's the funniest. She's the best. And that's the thing. Like MCU could never with the Julie Louis. Yeah. I'm like, I feel like she can do it because she's like, it's not like she's doing it to. It's like a joke. I'm like, I feel like she can do it because she's like, it's not like she's doing it to... It's like a joke. It's like when Gwyneth does. No one's thinking, like I mean, guest losers are seeing Gwyneth and being like,

oh, it's blah, blah from MCU. But it's like, no, that's Gwyneth Paltrow. Yes. Nothing will ever eclipse her being Gwyneth Paltrow. Yeah. It's a bit for her to be in Spider-Man. Yeah. And they made a very good choice putting her there, because she's such a distinct flavor that you don't need to see. Yes.

You know, it's like you understand that she's a star, just by looking at her. A distinct flavor. Pepper. Is that her name? Yes. Pepper Potts. Well, I'm gonna kill myself.

Well, Elaine, Jerry and George. Congratulations and we'll be right back. To entry world. Hello. Hello and welcome to the very first episode of season two of death to everyone. To everyone. Our seven... Talking. Our second topic for discussion today will be which idea goes into the bunker? So you got any ideas?

Oh, that's such a good one. That's such a good one. Thank you. The idea. What's the idea? What's the big idea? Yeah. So first I'm just going to start with basic, light bulb.

OK. Yeah. Is that an idea? Yes, light bulb. Okay. Yeah. Is that an idea? Yes, it is. It's the idea of the idea. How did they used to do it? Idea.

Before they had light bulbs. Before light bulbs. How would you? You're a medieval scribe and the king says, draw a picture of me having an idea. Yeah. What do they do? They say Eureka. So, oh.

Yeah, but when were they saying Eureka? When they were trying to turn, um, stuff into gold, I think, weren't they? But what, what is, what does the word Eureka mean? I think it just means I found it. I found the solution. Eureka! I've got it! Something's put to...

Um, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Um, what about, okay. I'm just going to come up with an idea. Yeah. Yeah. Um, what about, okay. I'm just going to come up with an idea. Okay. Um, what about a, uh, a book that when you open it, it reads you. That's good.

So that's just an idea. Okay. Give me like, no, I'm opening the book Thank you. That's just an idea. Okay. Give me like, no, I'm opening the book. Yeah. Oh, you ugly bitch. That's good. Yeah.

But is it coming through a speaker? Yeah, like a horrendously thick birthday card that you know is going to have audio coming out of it because it's so thick. You can feel the like little speaker in there. Do you think we should ban birthday cards and cards in general? I don't enjoy them. I just think what do you write? But like also what am I looking back in 30 years time and being like, wow,

Zelda really didn't know what to write in this card. Like it's not like pertinent information. Yeah. It's the ultimate and keepsakery. My idea burn cards and use that additional shelf space of newsagents for some kind of fabulous like buffet. Ooh. Like a Bay Marie?

No, I didn't say that. Okay. Good idea. Good idea. Matt, do you have any ideas? Do you mean, what do you mean by this topic? Matt, if we have to explain it. I want to know, like, are we putting in an idea that people have already had or are we coming up with- Here's the idea. It's the idea. What about teeth that eat you?

Yeah. Okay, so new ideas. What about, yeah. Oh, well. Matt, you don't need to- New idea. Matt, we have new idea. I could go to the service station and buy a new idea. You could buy 10 with all that extra shelf space I'm making. Yeah.

What about we put new idea in? That's an idea. Sorry, Matt. I just hit the microphone with my hand. I heard it. Yeah. That's my idea. Here's an idea. What?

Don't try that again. Zelda, never in my life have I heard such a good category. It might have to be the entire theme of season two. Ideas. Ideas. That is never- Every episode we just come heard such a good category. It might have to be the entire theme of season two. Ideas. Ideas. That is new. Every episode we just come up with a new one. Well, here's an idea.

I had an idea the other day. Yeah. That I was going to write down all the things I keep saying that are like filler words in my day to day conversations. You're too self conscious about that. I hate it. I know, but like you gotta let it go. I can't.

Just don't ever listen back to the podcast because I hear my filler words and I hate it. There you go. There's one of them there. I hate it. Yeah, that was my idea. And now I've got quite a list of all my filler words. Yeah. I had an idea lately of like every night before I go to bed, I'll like check my bank balance.

Why would you do that? To like keep accountable. To be like, yep. Yep. So then I never like have a surprise of like, oh shit. Yeah. Yep. I'm still poor.

Yes. But that's good to know instead of not knowing that. That's a good idea. To like an accurate point. I think it would be better if it was like, OK, here's this. A lighting in your room that becomes progressively more ugly the poorer you are. Ooh.

Like you're like, oh, a soft lamp light. I'm OK. I've got good money. Yeah. And then you come home and it suddenly fluoros. And you're like, oh, a soft lamp light, I'm okay. I've got good money. And then you come home and it suddenly fluoros and you're like, oh shit, I'm really in debt. Yeah. Yeah. Does that sound good?

True. That's a good idea. Yeah. Yeah. God, I'm full of good ideas. Yeah. How about a t-shirt with no holes? Yeah, like a sealed t-shirt.

Yeah, that's a good idea. That's a good idea. Whatshirt. Yeah, that's a good idea. That's a good idea. What's an idea? It is a good idea. What about, what about a couch, but instead of folding out into a futon bed, it folds out into a kitchenette? That's, that's, that's...

Good idea. Sure. What about paint that doesn't go streaky? What about paint that doesn't dry? What about paint that never dries? Yeah. Like oil paint? Kind of.

Why do people use that? That is so crazy. Why do people do that? Like years? Years. Days? But people are like, oh, I'm going to add my another coat. When? Oh, three weeks. Why? Yeah. Sorry, darling. What? And like, and like the

colors are so vivid. I'm like, let it go. Yeah. You put a gloss spray on some acrylic and that would be vivid as well. I'm like, when did I need hyper color coming out of your paint? The depth. I'm like, who cares? Get it done today or don't do it. You know what I think is interesting is like when you have ceramics and like if you painted the ceramic or like if you did ceramic and then like sharpied on it, it'd look kind of shit, right? Sure.

But like if you'd like put some glaze on there and then like a clear gloss glaze on top. You'd be like, that's art. Well, not art, but that's intentional. But yes, it would go from being like, ooh, rough to like intentional. And I think that that is also true of lip gloss. I think if you do a shit lip application or like if you've got lip liner and it's all a bit, but then you like coat it in a gloss. It is very forgiving.

It's like that finishes everything off or kind of like, um, like if you do like a glossy eye, you know, that's going to last 10 minutes, but like it can be so rough, but you put a gloss on it and it's like, Oh, you're grungy. Yeah. Yeah. You're edgy. So that's the idea. Gloss gloss gloss over it.

Do you know what? I saw a tweet that was an idea, not an idea that I had, but it was a good idea where they posted someone put up a Morningstar that was like, um... Like a flail? Yeah, like a spiked ball with a handle of a chain. And it was made in like China, bone China with like a blue, like Danish style China. Cool. And then they had a whole collection

that was like a grenade and like, Axe or whatever. And then someone was like, art nowadays is just juxtaposition and there's no depth to it. And I was like, oh my God, that is an interesting idea. And they were like, there are three things you can find in any contemporary art gallery.

That's something that's far too big. That's normally smaller. A giant pile of the same thing that's stuck to the floor. I, yeah. Oh, um, what was the third thing? Oh my God, it was perfect. But I was like, oh my God, it's eerily true. Because like, okay, I am not versed enough in like modern contemporary

art to have this opinion. Go on! Talk up. It's the only thing everyone feels like they can talk on. Yeah. We're gonna do it. But like, here's an idea. It's more of a thought. That like, with a budget, you could be in a gallery.

Because like, I, if I had a budget, could produce a giant toy. And so often in contemporary galleries, there's just like a big thing. Yeah. So like with enough money, like I too could do that. Okay. So your giant toy, what does it look like? Oh, well here's an idea. Yeah.

Um, you know, when you go to the, uh, uh, October fair thing at the Flemington race course, Melbourne show. Yeah. And you get the puppet on string that's like got a long neck and a beak and two legs and stuff. Do that, but gigantic and hanging in the, like, in the big room in the NGV. And what do you call it?

Here's an idea. Yeah. Here's an idea. Here's an idea. What's the name of the piece? I think it's well, maybe, maybe that's it. Maybe we just need to, like, maybe it's not, maybe it's not the art that needs to change. It's the name of the place that you put it. It's not called an art gallery. It's called a giant thing place.

Yeah. And you know what? Week one, they would have attendance like never before. Yeah. And you know what? Week one, they would have attendance like never before. Yeah. Like, oh, giant things, giant hat, come and see the giant hat. We're sending this giant hat to the giant thing place in Paris next week, you know? And that would be really fun. Or like piles of things. This new collections, we're doing piles of things. Yeah. Yeah. Aesop windows would go off. Right.

They just have a store in there. Yes. And you'd be like, can you, this, you have to pay for that. This is an active shop. That's actually part of our inventory. That pile of things? Yeah. I'd be like, oh, sorry.

I didn't mean to take a photo with your stock display. It's very confusing sometimes. So what idea? So what idea? with your stock display. It's very confusing sometimes. So what idea? So what idea? I... We'll say it on three. Three, two... Okay, yeah, we'll say it on three.

Three, two, one... Giant! Paint that doesn't dry. Matt, what do you think? I couldn't hear either what Aether said. I said paint that doesn't dry. I started saying giant hat! Paint that doesn't dry. Oh. Matt, what do you think? I couldn't hear either what Aida already said. I said paint that doesn't dry. I started saying giant hat and then I held off because I realized it wasn't an idea.

Giant hat, giant, no, okay, paint that doesn't dry. Yeah, but not as in like oil paint, as in like, I'm talking about like wall paint for your house. And when you paint the wall, it never dries. Yeah. Nice and glistening. Yeah. Paint that never dries for fussy women, because I imagine the way that this is used is like I'm a Turaq wife. Yes. My husband works in something I still don't understand, but he pays for the things.

Yes. And then I have the house constantly in a state of redecoration because it is how I fill my long days. Because I'm also hard to know. So my friendship group has slowly disintegrated over the years of my marriage. And so then I find out about this new type of paint from a traveling paint salesman, because I led him through the front gate when we spoke in my Turok mansion. And he said, do you know what's amazing about this paint that doesn't dry? And then I say, what?

And then he's over my third dry martini of the day. Don't judge me, it's five o'clock somewhere. And I say to this man, what do you mean? And he says, well, paint that doesn't dry. You pretend you put on a coat of this in whatever shade you want, likely kind of taupe into your sitting room. And any person that comes over, touches the wall, wet paint. They put it on something else. Maybe you're a very expensive couch.

Maybe it's your husband. You have permission to feel angry, entitled, and make them feel guilty for the rest of your friendship. Drawing them into your web of passive aggressive control. And so, paint that doesn't dry becomes your tool because you say, oh, just watch out. We've just been redecorating. Stacey from Next Door puts her hand on the paint. Stacey, you pig! Stacey, you've ruined my $15 billion couch, you little pig woman. Have you never been inside of a house?

I told you we were redecorating, that includes paint. Your long mohair cardigan has wisped the walls. Yes, and look at that mark you've left right there on this paint. I'm gonna have to redo the whole thing. God, you're a pig woman. And so she buys leader upon leader of paint that never dries. Yes.

And her husband constantly like on edge in her house. I think for some time he doesn't even realize, because he doesn't even touch the walls in that house. Yeah. And it's not until like, he brings home like some work friend for like a social dinner, but it's like layered with like, you know, showing off the house and showing off the wife. And he touches the wall or like remarks on like the glisten. And she's like, well Frank never noticed, but the pain actually doesn't dry. And then she throws wine upon him. Yes. And she says a hand print on her. And Jason had touched the wall and then touched her breast, you know, a moment of silent exchange

because they both live in fear and awe of this terrifying man. Yeah. Hmm. Whoa. That's season one of Paint That Never Dries. And what a great idea. And in season two, it's like it's an anthology series. And so each season features like a fabulous woman in a very rich neighborhood, but in a different country in the world. No, I was thinking like, you know, that movie, If These Walls Could Talk. Yeah.

like, you know, that movie, if these walls could talk. Yeah. Yeah. But instead of being about, um, abortion and the fucking hardships of being a woman, it's about like, if these walls could talk, Oh mama, they'd say how wet they are. Yeah. And so, yeah, each season of the show, show, we head to a new exotic location. And the salesman shows up in episode one, and then we see as they kind of, they paint

their never dries. Yeah. Lazy, if you wanted to talk about White Lotus, you could have just said you want to talk about White Lotus. I've only seen episode one of season two, three. That's a friendship group. It's only one out. Oh God.

Well, I'm doing well. Yes. I'm a hundred percent. Yeah. What do you think? They changed the song. They did. That was good.

I liked the new song. That's a good idea. It's good. I also just love being like, yeah, sorry, idiots. It's not going to be the same. Yeah. I love that. It's just like, now it's disappointing.

How does that feel? I My highlight of the episode was obviously just where that woman leaves her two friends to keep chatting and she looks back That was there the the suffocation I don't know why that really... That was there, the suffocation. Yeah. That was good. What was your favorite part?

I love that. I loved that. I was like incest. Mike, what are we doing? So hot. Love it. So hot and so unexpected. But like if you were a little faggot and you had a heart or a brother.

Yeah. But it's or a brother. Yeah. But it's not just him. No. That whole group of siblings are all weird. Yeah. I love that. That's so good. That's weird, but it's good.

I can't wait to know more. Yeah. Parker Posey doing that southern accent is really funny. So good. Because she's already from the south, but she's doing like full Christian wife. Yeah. No, it's good. Yeah.

And what do you think about old Harry Potter man? He's great. He's so good. So good. What a nose. Yeah. And then bringing Natasha Rothwell back from season one, I'm like, um, I need more for this character to start working.

I need more for this character to start working. Because she's like, she's just so nice and everything's just kind of like, she goes from nice to hard done by and that's kind of two modes. And I'm like, I need some more grit on this woman. I want to see what's next. Yeah. Yeah. But good. Love it. Very excited. next yeah yeah hmm but good love it very excited but that's nothing compared to

season three of the paint that never dries no well season three of invincible that's also started recently oh it's so good I keep watching severance and falling asleep I still haven't watched any of severance oh that's gonna be so you're gonna have so much fun I need to to get... But in season two, it is... It's hard to stay awake. It's very slow. Yeah. Okay. But it's like... It's really good, but you're like...

It's hypnotic because... Well, I have trouble sleeping, so that sounds great. Yeah. Okay, well... Okay. Pain that never dries. Congratulations. You're in.

Nubia right back. ["Death to Everyone"] Welcome back, listener. Yes, hello. For our third and final topic for discussion today. Which one of my filler phrases gets into the bunker? Oh, it's gotta be... Wait, do you want to hear them? Yeah.

Tell me if any of these resonate with you. Oh my God, there's a guy on AliExpress that's driving me insane. I'm like, can I get some new pins made and badges? Can you send me the chart of all your available acrylics? Yes. He's like, we actually don't know what's in stock and what's out of stock. And I was like, no, send me a list. He's like, we don't't know what's in stock and what's out of stock. And I was like, no, send me a list. He's like, we don't know that information.

It changes. And I'm like, sorry, so you're a shop. Anyway. What do you sell? We don't know. It's impossible for us to know. And I'm like, you suck. Mama, where was this when we were talking about ideas?

That's a great idea for a business. What? What do you want to buy? What do you sell? I don't ideas? That's a great idea for a business. What? What do you want to buy? What do you sell? I don't know. God. That's a good idea. That's like so many, so many, like going to the airport.

That's what that is like. Trying to get on a plane. Where do you want to go? I don't know if we go there. Maybe we do. Okay. So these are my filler phrases. You're good.

Oh, you're good. That's a classic. Yeah. Heaven. Oh, yeah. You're good. Oh, you're good. That's a classic. Yeah. Heaven. Oh yeah. Kind of thing. Sort of thing.

Yeah. Oh, it's all over. Yeah. Oh, someone dropped something. Oh, it's all over. Yeah. Diva. Hey Diva.

I mean, well, we're gay. Angel. Oh, Angel. Thank you. Oh, you do, Um, I wish you would Mmm, I wish you would I've always said that Yeah, I've always said it. Mm-hmm

That's okay. Oh, that's okay. Hmm. Yeah. Oh my god, I know Live life looks you is there. Yeah, that's like become Um, live life luxuriously. Yeah. That's like become like someone like, it's like, Oh, so we've got you like your rider here for this room and there's wine and there's some chips over there. Oh, live life luxuriously. Living life luxuriously, I see. And then what a way to find out.

Yeah. Classic. Yeah. Oh, what a way to find out. Sorry, dad. I'm in, um, and then my father's... Sorry, dad. I'm in. I, and then my father's sorry dad. I mean, I haven't heard that too many times, but shut up. And then I'll believe it.

I'll believe it. I won't believe it. Hmm. I mean, a lot of these are also my fellow phrases because we spend too much time together and have infected each other's brains. Yes. Um, but they're quite good. Yeah. Oh, that's good have infected each other's brains. Yes. But they're quite good. Yeah.

Oh, that's good. Oh, that's good is going on there. That's good. Oh God. Um, that's bad. That's bad. That's a good one. I don't want to do this for mine.

That's going to be too confronting on this day. So confronting. It's only when I'm saying them and I don't want to do this for mine. That's going to be too confronting. It's so confronting. It's only when I'm saying them and I don't mean them. All of these can have impact if they are said with intent, but now I've just, they've become like these like, like ticks that it's just like someone will be talking and I'll be like, heaven. Oh, I won't believe it. They're like, lazy.

Are you okay? I'm just like, um, a you okay? I'm just like, ah. A lot of mine are just variations of, hmm. Yeah. Yeah. I do a lot of different versions of that. Can I tell you this quickly, quickly, because I know we've got Matt for another 13 minutes, 10 minutes. Is that I was driving to go and pick up something from Miss Passion Couture, and I was driving through Cremorne,

which is like the industrial district of, you know, the inner city, it's near Richmond. And I was driving, driving, and I drove down like a small, they have these incredibly frustrating one-way streets in Cremorne, because it's really poorly laid out, and not really fit for the role that it is now filling as an industrial park. And I drove down and there was a roller

door that was open and, you know, being a little sticky beak, I peered in and it seemed that there was an event taking place with lots of women. I would say 300 in a very highly decorated space that had kind of pink theming streamers. And then I spotted one man in the front row on this rows of folding chairs. And guess who it was?

Zeldemoon. And I think, even listener, you might understand this, that sometimes you see your friends in the wild with no intention of meeting up or anything. You're just like, oh my God, have I ever just run into you? Because it's always been that I'd be seeing you intentionally. And then I see you, and you're sitting there with this expression on your face I've never seen before.

There's suddenly this person wearing your skin, kind of like the Yerkes would in Atmos. And you're smiling and nodding along to whatever inanities are being said from the main stage through some incredibly expensive PA system for your work conference. And you're like smiling and then like you kind of do this like vague half clap where like it's like not meant to be audible, but meant to be seen. And it was so disgusting.

I was like, look at this fake bitch. Wow. Yeah. Incredible. And I almost like honked and I was gonna be like, ah, but then I realized that was every single person that you worked with.

Well, I wish you would reserve honks for when you're horny and I'm glad you did. What a horrific spectacle to behold. Yes. Yes. Wait, so is that a what? Yeah. I think let's do, I think let's do heaven because I don't do heaven. I don't do heaven. Yeah, like I don't say heaven. Yeah. Like I don't say heaven.

Yeah. And I think we need like distinct flavors. Yeah. Okay. So my filler phrase that is going into the bunker to be safe for all time is, ugh, heaven. Heaven. Ugh, I hate, I'm so over my filler phrases.

Yeah. Those little bunkerites when like Bayonetta is having an awkward convo with the grand high witch. Yeah. She's like, heaven, and they walk away. Yeah, oh, heaven. Yeah. Okay, good. Well, that's been the first premiere episode of The Paint That Never Dries. Yes. You'll never believe the state the paint is in next week. Streaky. What?

Today, we've put in the Anglerfish. Anglerfish. We've put in Jerry, Elaine, and George, and a bicycle on the wall. And a bicycle on the wall. We've also put in Paint That Never Drys. Paint That Never Drys. And Vanessa Kirby?

No, Heaven. Heaven. That's pretty good. Amazing. Matt, do you have anything to say? Well, I didn't actually tell you what my yucky bag was. Oh, what's in the yucky bag? Oh my God, what's in it? What was it called?

The disgusting bags. Bucket full of comp. What? I was playing a gig at a wedding yesterday and right next to where we were set up to play, it was outside. They had a giant bag of like liquid. Uh huh. Um, it was just hanging on a hook on the wall right next to where I was playing.

And it was like a fly trap. And so they have this like hole at the top with little holes so the flies can get in. And then they go into the sweet liquid down below and they all die. So it was like a fly bag. Ew. And it was just full of this like brown. Sticky liquid. Misty liquid.

And then just a huge mess of like writhing flies on the top. Oh my God. All drowning in this liquid. Okay. Listen up. Here's a quick moment. That is morally abhorrent. It's actually fucked.

So like- And it smelled so bad. Yeah. I was like- So like, if you are the kind of person who thinks that planet Earth doesn't have insects on it, you should kill yourself. Go to a different planet. And grow up because there are bugs around.

But flies are a different matter. Because they are like a repellent. But flies are not part of like a natural ecosystem in that case. But if you need to kill an insect because it is such a disruption to your life, then fucking kill it. Don't stick it to a surface so that it remains there until it dies. Yeah. You piece of shit.

There are also like different like reptile and like rodent traps you can get that are like sticky traps. Yeah. Where like upon contact, like that's it. And these animals then just exist there until they starve to death and die. That's fucked. You're fucked, I hate it. It was really bad. Yeah.

It was a yucky bag. It was. But I do love it when they feed that to the chickens. On TikTok, there's someone that has those bags and they put them in the freezer and then they throw out the frozen flies that are still alive or they put them in water and they're like wriggling around the chickens. Love it.

It's a complicated world. Yeah. So whatever Zelda said, the opposite of that. Keep them alive. All right. Well, thank you so much listener and we'll see you next week. Maybe. Death to Everyone was recorded at Natural Habitat Studios by Matt Shears. Our theme song and music was provided by Edie Centric and Angus Leslie. If you've got something to say to us, send it to us at deathtoeveryonepartitino.com And won't you support us please at patreon.com slash death to everyone.

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