Death To Everyone - Death To... Greetings, Natural Disasters & Artificial Flavours

Episode Date: March 10, 2026

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Hello, listener, and welcome back to Death to Everyone. Dasha. My name is Lacey Susan. I'm a drag queen. And I'm Zelda Moon, also a drag queen. And solve this riddle to pass this show. A man and a duck walk three times around a neighborhood. A dangleing bell from the duck's neck rings every time it passes.

How many times will you hear the duck's bell if it's a Tuesday night on a Friday morning? If the sun has gone down in the east And the blood moon has risen above the lake of secrets What? The answer is three And driving us around space is Matt That's right, we're not a space in a car Yeah, well, it's not just a car

Yeah Sorry about all the potholes today Recording studio The space potholes The space pot holes When? Clean up this out of reaches of space You're driving down space highway

Yeah What? It has a name. Rainbow Road. Renamed for Madagra. They paint over at the rest of the 11 months of the year. What things do you delight you the most as you drive past? The Milky Way.

Love myself a Milky Way. Yeah. The old man in the moon. Oh, yeah. Do you say hi? I do say hi. That's good. I like, yaday, mate.

And he says, get out of you you fucking losers you know improv isn't for everyone um yeah i'm not much more of a i'm not really a spontaneous kind of guy i like to have my answers planned in advance so please send them through matt we sent you the script for this episode three weeks ago three weeks isn't enough for you to be off book no no no we record the whole year's episodes in advance. Well, that's true. And I did,

soon the show will just be performed by AI versions of us. Which will be great. Then I can finally focus on my real pursuits. Like what? Working in the minds. Hmm. Yeah. So it's time for yet another episode because on this show, it is our job, and we really

are running out of time, that before the end of days, we will put what we desire from human culture into a doomsday bunker. And as you can see, the world is slowly going to shit. But, you know, we're going to make sure that some of this survives. Will it be the parts you like? No. Will it be the parts we like? Yes.

Mostly. Mostly. Even in the bunker, there's compromise. There's compromise everywhere you go. Yeah. Everywhere we go. Do you think compromise often leads to boring

people becoming the center of human culture. Same all. Like someone that can rise to the top who doesn't rock the boat will be better at compromise and if the world is centre around compromise because they don't

have strong opinions those people will become the centre of human culture. I mean certainly in Australia that's the case look at our public leaders and celebrities except for that Kyle Sanderlands. I realized he's been famous my entire life.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's a shame. Yeah. And he, maybe it's the, no, it's not the radio of it all, because people come and go. But like, how is he still so relevant? Yeah. Like, to maintain that relevancy is quite unusual. Like, not even Roe is, like, relevant as he once was. He was a sensation.

No, I think Roe of Burr- too hot, too close to the sun. But, you know, I think that the Australia, because it is not a fast-moving celebrity culture, yeah. Like, we do end up with people that just become

ingrained very quickly, and then they just never leave. Because well, yeah, things stagnate in this country and there's like a kind of of like the people that are running like, Channel 10, General 9, ABC, blah, blah, blah.

They get used to a certain set of faces. And it takes them a very long time to be like, okay, we might have one new person come in. Perhaps, speaking of, Delta's just been announced as the Eurovision entrance for Australia this year. Yes. Which is crazy. Yes.

And maybe speaks to the same thing of like, Delta Goodrum. Yeah. You don't have any... I'm really... I can't... I'm off it. I'm off that Eurovision. Oh, yeah.

I'm just done. I'm sorry, but girls, what the fuck are we doing here? In regards to... I think, like, I can see a world where it's harder to kick Russia out of, like, the discussion of what's technically considered to be part of Europe. Yeah. Israel is not fucking part of. Europe. So you don't need them to be in the Eurovision.

Yeah. And holding on to them for dear life and not boycotting them. Yeah. Like, it's crazy. Yeah. The politics, like the kind of not even just like for fun, but like the real world politics of Eurovision has been like a part of it for a very long time. Yeah.

But yeah, when things are as voluminous. as they are at the moment. No action is just lunacy. And I think it's like they're really scared to take a political stance because they kind of maintain this idea that they are like a unification moment. Yeah. That like we can put aside our differences for one night a year and become like a dream. Yeah.

Of how the world should be. Yeah. But that is not the case. No. And by not taking the hardline stance against genocide, which I guess the question is like, what are we going to do this? Every time that there's a genocide, we just don't invite those people to Eurovision. I'm like, but yes.

Yes. Maybe. Ideally, yes. Maybe every time that, yeah, the government is mandating the deaths of an entire race of people. of people, you should do something about that. Yeah. It's wild. Like, it's crazy.

Yeah. Yeah, indeed. Yeah. So Delta, unfortunately, it's like, girl, why? Like, I get more if you're like a really, you know, struggling artist who's trying to like peek your head above the like waves of culture.

and have a moment, like, why there would be kind of a devil's trade-off of, like, sure, then I will go and, like, go and participate in this thing. Like, Delta, I don't think, has that same issue because she's, as we say, ingrained in the celebrity culture. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of Australia. She's famous forever now for some reason. Yeah. I was first going to say to the, it's not in Europe of it all, it's been a while since they've been in the Eurovision. sphere. But my understanding back in the day, as in like

15 years ago maybe, was that it was like, because it's run by like the broadcaster. It was like where that broadcaster is aired are essentially the countries where it's like eligible to be part or whatever. With Australia being like in the end, that's

kind of how they were like, well, let's be this as a broadcast partner of this blah blah blah. But because yeah, for a long time countries that aren't like Europe per se are blah, blah, blah, blah. But who gives a shit? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Going back to the Carl Sanderlens thing, just one last time. I don't know why this is like the thing that, the metaphor perhaps, that like allows me to think about why we still have this man in culture. Is that, you know that thing they say about the theory is that they had tree-like, I don't know, like tree-like things? on earth before they had the like microorganisms that could digest um and compost trees no okay so that's so they were like trees before there were the things that would turn trees into soil yeah like crazy yeah so when trees would fall back in the prehistoric times yeah um they would just fall yeah

and nothing would become of them they would stay as trees as wood and then that's where um some of that coal, you know, the giant coal pieces of peers under the earth. Because it was like not broken down into soil and like plant, like something that could be reused as matter. Yeah. So there were just big, mighty tree, fell trees stacking up. Interesting. Yeah.

I think Australia is like that. We, we have trees. We have kind of quote unquote celebrities. Yeah. We don't have the kind of rapid turnover of celebrity culture to digest them and then spit them out. Yeah. When, well, that's kind of perfect. When Delta fell over in the forest, all we've done is just prop her back up and sent her to Eurovision now.

Exactly. Like, dust her off. She'll become cold one day. Yeah, but not yet. No. And, yeah, I think the last thing I was say is, like, it's kind of limp to be, like, aggravated by Kyle. Santa Lens because he's obviously like a racist and a misogynist and homophobic. Like he's all of these things.

Like he's on the record as all of these things like in an undeniable way. But I don't think it's enough to aggravate me. I'm like we shouldn't be aggravated by this man because like his petulant self-involved nature is what it is. I think the better thing to kind of a better way of discussing him than allowing him to kind of have any emotional control over us, is to acknowledge that he is just so fucking profoundly lame. Like, it's, like, you wouldn't want to engage with Kyle Sanderlands

because he's toxic, but also because he sucks. Like, he just sucks. It's like, there's no good thing. So it's like, even if you weren't all of these other things, which are reprehensible, you also just suck. Well, yeah, it's like, what is there to love? Like, like, the dislikes aside. But yeah, it's like maybe you dislike, I don't know, like, even if you dislike Delta for the way that she sings or something.

Yeah. She's still creating something. She's still a singer. Yeah. Like, but yeah, he just. He's just there. Yeah. And I don't feel the need to be like, have any kind of opinion about, like, something that's just there. Yeah. Except just the amount of money.

Yeah. And attention. and the kind of way that he is like, you know, if a celebrity comes to Byron, too, like, they're filming a movie and they have some time to go and spend some with their celebrity friends. They go and party at Kyle Fandelandalland's house in Byron Bay. Oh, my God. Like, that's just a worry. I don't want him representing us anywhere.

I'm like, that guy is just so lame. He, like, acts lame, he looks lame. He's weird. Yeah. He's lame. He's just, like, a radio. personality. Like, have you ever heard anything worse as a combo?

Because I think some of our great, like, radio personalities wouldn't describe themselves as just, they'd be like, I'm a stand-up comedian. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Whatever. Or I'm a musician, or I'm a journalist or whatever. Yeah. Like, he doesn't do any of those things.

Yeah, it's just. He does that and then, like, judges on X factors. It's like nothing he does is anything. When he dies, there will be no way to look back at his career because everything he creates is just ephemera. It's like comment. It's just sound. Yeah. Yeah.

It's sad. Does what you ever do stand up comedy? Like, not that I can recall. No. Yeah. I think he just got started in radio. Get out, Matt. But yeah, he just is not good.

What about you saying homophobic? reminded me. Hamaphob. Hamafab. Did you see the Shia Labaf? Or Shia, Shiaabu? Shaya Labaf. In that podcast interview, whatever?

After he got arrested at Madagra in Nilein's. Yeah. Yeah. And then, have you, you've seen it? Yeah. It is so, I am still unsure. Like, Chim Keri that we spoke about last week, is that video a joke? Like, or is that a real interview and real answers?

I think it's a real interview, real answers. Because the tone of the host is like joke, but then I don't know, like, it gets, it doesn't get argumentative, but it's like, what is going on? Yeah. It's so bizarre. And in the video, he's like, well, you know, I just don't like it when, I don't know what he says exactly, but like when gay people come up to me and blah, blah, blah, you know, and if that makes me a homophobe, then I guess that's what I am. It's like, haven't you been through a lot of media? you're training. Big gay people. Big gay men. When I'm surrounded by three big gay men.

Touching me on the legs. And they touch me on the legs. Yeah. And I'm like, Shia, you're describing like, what, like, that's fair enough. But I don't think that needs, like, what you're describing is an assault or something. Like, if three of anyone come around you and touch you in a way that you don't want to be touched, that's a problem. That's completely okay. That also doesn't mean that it's all gay people. Yeah. But, uh, no, I just, I think it's so. I mean, like, he was like the monster goo that descended on New Orleans because there was a whole week, everyone was like, drunk Shire LeBoff's out again tonight.

Watch out. Hide your livestock. Like, it was, you know, something was on the loose. Yeah. Because that man is just profoundly unwell. And really there's something wrong. It's such a strange little video that I watched. Yeah.

And do you know, like for a second there, it seemed like he was going to be one of the great talents of his generation. And then even Stevens came to a finish. Oh. Yeah. I feel for, like, I feel for anyone that has had to deal with that man. Yeah. But also, don't touch Shia LaBuff's. leg. Yeah. He's not into it. Yeah. And he also said, I'm Catholic. Yeah. And like old school

Catholic. He's like, those gay people can be gay. Just do it over there. Yeah. I'm like, I think when you're shy above, everyone wants to be over there relative to you. By the sounds and things, you are not a fun time. Yeah. And Mia goth and him apparently have broken up. I... I'm me a cough. I'm me a goff. I didn't know that that was the thing. Yeah, everyone was like, me, get away from that problematic man and she's like, I don't know.

Isn't she fabulous? She is. She is the one I'm thinking of. Crazy no eyebrows. Yes. Yes. Is that how she's saved in your contact? Yes.

I'm me a cough. Hello. Have we discussed? I mean, we have discussed. We would have discussed as we were watching it. We have a lot of disgust. Yeah. Yeah.

Anyway, oh, I just love that pearl. Oh, yeah, exactly. Yeah. She kind of is giving, like, Spike and Drusilla. Yes. Like, if they're together. Like, it's like, oh, you're angry, proper boyfriend, but you're like, I'm a crazy British lady.

I'm confused all times. I'm holding a little dolly. That's me a girl. Drusilla is. maybe one of the best characters to come out of Buffy. I hate, well, we've discussed this before, but it happens a lot in Josh Sweden Media, Go figure. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But just, like, confused women that are confused all the time. But Drew transcends that. She does eventually. But I just hate, like, I'm holding a little dolly. I'm going to speak in riddles all the time. She's crazy. Yeah, I hate... That you get one episode of that and then I'm like, boring.

Move it along. She's aged. She's confused. She's confused. And she just works so well as the opposite side of what's the, what's the Harpies name? Queen of the Harpies. No, the other vampire from back in the ages, like Angels, Drusel. Oh my God, what is her name?

Drew. No. Didn't she turn? No. He turned her. You know the one. She's like blonde and she's like confident. Sexy confident?

You say something. Okay, you find that blonde lady. Matt, what do you think of this part of the conversation? Is it going well? It's lagging. It's lagging. We're going to pick it up. Pick it up.

Angel and vampire woman. So Matt, have you had a good week? I've had a week, yeah. Dala. Dala. Dala. You know Dala. Sure.

Like Drew and Dahl are just such a good, like, opposition of each other because Dala is so confident and mean. Sexy. Yeah, true. Yeah, anyway. Matt. Yes. Did you go to the cinema this week? No.

What did I watch this week? I think I watched the new pirate movie with... Sorry? Priya and old mate, the boys guy. Honey. I don't know. who you the fuck you think you're talking to. Zelda.

Yeah, which one from the boys? The, what's his name? My brain's broken. Um, the main guy. Like the Keith Urban or whatever. Yeah. Keith.

I don't know. What's his name? Carl Urban. Carl Urban. Yeah, Carl Oven. I love Carl Urban so much. Who are you talking about? That's not people.

You know Carl Urban. He's a New Zealand actor. He's in like Judge Dred. You love Judge Dred. I love Dread. Yeah. And Lord of the Rings, he's in a lot of rings too. Is it called The Bluff?

Yeah. It was really bad. Matt, you watch a lot of shit, I've got to say. Yeah, it was pretty bad. So well. But it was a time. I watched the Da Vinci Code too. Matt, what the fuck?

I've been sick this week, so I wanted to watch stuff that I didn't have to watch. Oh my God, I had Priyanka Chopra as a producer. Wow. She is incredible Yeah, it has had a good action Yeah, so what's the story of the bluff? Priyanka's kind of like a reformed pirate Living on an island

With a new family And then Carl Urban comes to reclaim his treasure That she stole from him But he actually stole her as a child Yeah From her family And turned her into a pirate And then she like basically got with him to make him think that she was a pirate as well and that, you know, she was his lover.

And then she just stabbed him in the in the heart literally. Oh my God. And took all of his gold. Wow. Hmm. And originally it had Zoe Saldana in the lead. Oh. And it was a Netflix film.

There you go. But now it's a Amazon film. Well, I just like Carl Urban, so. You'll do anything for that man. They shot it in Australia. And he's in, what's Carl Urban in that I really love? Oh, Riddick. Have you seen those Riddick movies?

I have. Oh, my God. That's so funny. I have a close movie. I love. They're good, though. They're so good. They're really good.

They're just so over the top. Redick. And pitch black. Yeah. Zelda, you should watch it my regular. I think you'd like them. The Zelda will hate that. Oh, really?

Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to just refresh with a movie poster, Chronicles. It's with what's his name? It's his... It's his... 2004. Oh.

Vin Diesel. Wait, but this is in outer space? Yeah. Wait, this is a space opera. Wait, who's this? Bitch black. Oh, she's one of the witchy women. Okay, maybe I am into this.

They did try and build out a lot of the law, because, like, Pitch Black is kind of, was just, like, a one-off sci-fi action film, and they were like, no, what if Vin Diesel had, like, a, is it Vin Diesel? Yeah, yeah, it's Vin Diesel. What if Vin Diesel had, like, an extended universe? Like, he's an ongoing character, yeah.

And that became Riddick. I see. Okay. Well, maybe. Listen, it's a good time, but it is. very much a map movie. Yeah, this really bad sci-fi action.

You've got a high threshold. Is that Judy Dentch? Judy Stench. That's what we call her. She plays like a... She got a BPA. She plays like a wispy, ethereal, invisible woman. How is Judy Dench in this movie?

You forget that Judy Dench is also an Artemis Fowler. Sadly, I didn't forget that. God, I hated that movie so much. on TV I don't want to watch at the moment. Matt, you can call upon so many fabulous films. No, but like shows. You know, like, I like to have a show. Well, Beast Game season two.

Oh, my God. Are they making a season three? Version. I don't know. No, it's really just, sometimes it's tricky for me and Kergin to find shows to watch together. Because he, I don't know, he doesn't, we, we have like a similar sense of humor, but just, um, he doesn't really indulge in like old sitcoms or like comedy shows.

I don't think I've ever heard him laugh at a TV. He laughs a lot in real life, but I don't think he laughs at TV. Maybe you should put on some shows for him. It's like how sometimes if you like put a cat in front of a TV, someone's like, no, the cat's like physically can't see the TV. Like to them, like, it like is just like a big, like glowing square. And I think that, um. Is that true?

I think so. That's why cats don't watch TV. But dog do. Dog do. And so like, I put Kudgett in front of the TV and he's like, yeah. And you're like, pretend for me that there's like exciting things happening on the screen. Yeah. Like look across to me and be like, yeah.

And I'd be like, you like it. You like it. Oh, my God. Yeah. Look at him. He's watching the TV. Exactly. Aw.

He thinks he's human. My friend would leave his TV on. on for his dog every day. When he'd go out, he'd leave on, Are You Being Served? Wait, what's, are you being? Is that a court show or a book show? A British sitcom about a department store.

Are you being served? And there's like a posh lady and a man who runs the department store and takes care of the girls. Oh, I see. I've never watched it. But Rue, the dog loved it. Oh, you know what I watched last night? The Expendables.

expendables. Oh, wait, that's the reunion of all of the... That's the Avengers of all the... Yeah. All the old flabby ex, you know, muscle builders. But wasn't Arnie not in it? He was just for like half a scene. Yeah, boo.

What is the point if the queen isn't there? Also, I heard a quote from... Someone was quoting a quote of Arnie from back in the day of like, why did you do this to your body? And essentially he was like, well, if you've got... such a big dick. You need a big body to balance it out. Isn't that hot? Arnold Schwarzenegger said that.

Okay, not word for word. What did he say? I don't know. Something to that effect, though. Or at least that's how I chose to interpret it. He said, I've got a giant hog. But there's photos of him naked from when he did his body building stuff. He didn't have a big dig at all.

Well, was he hot? No. Well, you just don't know them. You just never know. You know a little bit. Well, you do know a little bit. You know a little. You got a bit of an idea. Yeah.

Sexy, confident, so intelligent. Okay. Wait, what? Should we apocalypse now? Yeah, now it's your time to make the apocalypse. Okay. Now. Now.

Now, fast approaching planet Earth is a gigantic space clam. And... I didn't know they still existed. Yeah. And much unlike clams in the oceans of Earth, over time they collect sand and detritus from space and turn it into a pearl. And on the menu today is our solar system.

And the clam has gobbled us up, filtering space from all the trash. And one day will be part of that clam's pearl. There's more than be clams. Yeah, it's gigantic. Lazy hasn't said anything. No. She looks filled with rage.

I'm trying to, I'm trying to, yeah, bring it along four years older. That's good. Space clam. Only if the word good has suddenly changed meaning. You don't like space clam? Filtering space. Filtering space. Yeah.

You know what, Zelda. You can have your final fantasies on your final fantasy days and I'll have my dreams. Well, Goodbye. We've got smelly b'bibial. Hello, listener. We're back from outer space. Up for discussion today.

Our first topic is which... Fact check if we've done this before. Which greeting goes into the bunker? We haven't done that. Excellent. Bonjour. Hello. Hey.

Bonjour. Hey, hi. Hello. How are you? Welcome. You're right. You're right. Get over here.

Hiya. Ahoy, hoi. Sup. Oh, sup. So. Hello, hello, hello. Hello. Hello.

Hello, hello. Mm, very cherished. Yeah. Hmm. Matt, do you have any greetings? like to have we done like hola some you know some multicultural ones yeah give us some multicultural ones

yeah um offi deyte saying oh that's goodbye oh i guess that's oh and it's not right that greeting is it what do they say in germany good good good day good for the morning yeah right that's good that's good and more Gooden. Gooden. Hello.

Hello. Hello. Hello. I love. Bonjour for France. Oh, yes. Well, I said that five times. Did you?

I do love. Hey, G.J. Oh, that's Finnish. Swedish. Yeah. What is it? Swedish. Swedish.

Wait, is Swedish language? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Greetings and customs around the world. Let's find out. It's so important.

Namaste. yeah um sorry okay well bone crushing handshake from Russian well all of a sudden the contender has entered

okay this is just like okay France delights in the double cheek kiss a gesture of shared freely among's friend upon arrival and departure I love the kiss between men um Japan is known for its respectful bow

A contrast to the casual Western handshake And the warmth of a hug A bow In Arab countries, it's common for close male friends And colleagues to exchange hugs and kisses on both cheeks When shaking hands, the right hand is used exclusively Hungary offers a lesson in versatility With cheek kisses amongst friends

And firm handshakes upon first introductions. In Belgium, universal greeting involves a single cheek kiss Regardless of gender and familiarity. China observes more subtlety with a nod, smile, a handshake. Russian greetings may be robust, a bone-crushing handshake. And a softer one for women with a potential trio of cheek kisses or even a hand hand kiss thrown in for good measure.

Albania are my... Wait, a hand... Are you saying to me that Russians will kiss their hand and blow it to their newfound friends? No. Kissing someone's hand. Yeah, like putting the hand out, you know, pulling the hand out, you know, pulling the hand. off the glove. Oh, I think that's a good one.

That's good. But what about blowing a kiss to someone in Russia? I think that's fabulous. In Pacific Island cultures, a traditional nose-pressing gesture called the Honi is similar to the Maori Hongi and signifies the sharing of one's breath of life. Yes, I actually love that. It's so intimate.

In Tibet, sticking out your tongue can be a welcoming gesture. A practice that historically ensures the person you were greeting was not the reincarnation. of a cruel 19th century king known for his black tongue. Of course. In Inuit communities, the Kunik is a form of greeting involved pressing one's nose

and upper lip against someone's cheek or forehead and taking a deep breath. A friendly wave. Yeah. Friendly wave. Feels a bit weak compared to that hand bone crushing. I like bone crushing and shake. Yeah.

Okay. apart from it being from Russia I actually hate a bone crushing handshake what are you trying to prove their masculinity I hate that do you know what I love you're winning

The crush When you feel their hand Goet or limp in yours No because I was taught by my friend's dad Ian many moons ago About the handshake of a man Yeah It would have been when I was

Maybe 12 or 13 And he reached out his hand To shake mine upon meeting and I shook his hand and he was like oh and he was like that's a bit okay you're gonna have to work on that oh my god um and I was like what do you mean he's like you have to shake the hand of a man with the hand of a man like you have to be strong and you have to look them in the eye and you have to like be intentional in the way that you shake hands oh my god and I was like okay and then from that moment on, I shook with intention.

I held my hand firm, despite how dainty it is. I have the most beautiful hands we ever seen. And shook with strength. And I could see moments upon sissing my way into rooms as like a young man, 16, 20, 21. I'd be like, hi, everyone. So what's going on today?

You know, I talk. And then these guys were like, oh, this is Bruce. And I'd be like, hi, Bruce. And then I'd give him a handshake. But you could see something change in his face when he realized he had a firm handshake. And certain men of a certain generation even comment on it. Oh, my God. They're like, that's a good handshake you got there.

I feel like by contrast, I often have done this many times, especially in the last few years, people will go to handshake me and I'll look at it and I'll say, I'm not doing that. and then I'll offer them a hug instead. Well, two different types of personality. I'm not doing that. Did you see that, oh, listener, we're recording this one a week ahead, but so it might have already happened. But did you say that Iman is going to be a guest judge on drag race,

either season 18 or UK current season versus the world? Amazing. I'm on. She's everywhere. Oh, I love her. That's so cool Yeah I'm catching up on

Yeah I'm up to date on America And I'm catching up on Vers the World UK Yes I had to catch up on UK Because I was doing Neerapalm's Podcast

Which was so fun Go and listen to that But now I've fallen behind on 18 Ah well Who has the time You know It's a lot It's a lot

But yeah I mean listen I think I don't mind meeting people in their customs, even if it is straight man and their handshakes. Oh. But you've got to get in ahead of, if they offer a hand for a handshake, then you need to get in ahead with your hug offer.

I don't think you can reject a handshake. I've done it. I think it's not, you know, it's not good. It's not with strangers. It'll be like, like if Matt went to give me a handshake off today, I'd be like, I don't think so. You're doing it in the way of like, get in you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Being like, I think we're beyond handshake. Oh, let's press our buddies together. The hug is just so nice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think, um, yeah. I mean, listen, this is a custom thing as well that I recently observed in our new generation,

something I hadn't anticipated. Um, have you noticed bottle culture? Bottle. Bottle. Yeti bottles. Oh, like everyone. Everyone's got their water bottle. Everyone's got their tin bottle they carry around.

Yes. Okay, so I don't, you know, I don't think it was such a thing. Everyone does it up north in Darwin. Everyone has bottles that they carry around. And so that's pretty crazy. And so the thing that happens when Kerrigan brought it down is that sometimes we'd go out to like a friend's house or dinner or whatever and we'd be sitting at their like dinner table. and the person would like, do you want some water? He's like, no, I've got a bottle.

And then after that, I say to catch him, like, you can't. You can't bring a bottle to someone else's dining table and then not, and then reject their water. It's like there's something subliminally weird about that. And he was like, you're crazy. And it turns out, I am crazy. because then recently, like, I was having a meeting with two people that had come to my house and I was like, can you get you guys some water?

A Zelda Moon Classic. Oh, wow. And they both held up their bottles that they'd brought in with them. I'm like, no, it's fine, I've got my bottle. And I was like... But that bringing it to a meeting's different than a dinner. No, it's a meeting at my dining table. Were you serving dinner?

No, serving a nice Shakura pot. Well, a vegetarian cheese platter. But the thing remains the same is that you're in someone's home. Yeah. And you're sipping from your own water supply, which makes me think, you think I'm going to poison you. Well, that's a possibility. But also that water bottle is for when you don't have readily accessible water. But in someone's home, you do.

Yeah. So save your water for next time. You're out in the world, as you will be after this encounter. When you head back out into the dusty badlands. Because what about this? No, I'm good. I've got my water bottle. And then before they leave, would you mind if I fill it my water bottle?

It's like, well, you wouldn't need to. I thought my water wasn't good enough for you. Yeah. Like poison water. Yeah. That's it. Well, I'd like to say formally on the record that it was actually someone who listens to the show, Haley. So I think this as your mention.

As you mentioned, the first time you're mentioned on this show is going to be discussing. Getting cold out. The weird. Well, I think it's weird. Also, I think it's weird. It's like, what are we doing? Is it a self-soothing thing? Is it like how babies have bottles?

And now we're all big babies, working around with giant bottles. There are people at work who, like, misplace their bottle and have, like, an existential crisis about it. Yeah. Like, oh, I can't. I'm going to be so upset if I can't buy this bottle. Yeah.

What? The bottle isn't the water. Yes. Yeah, something's happened. Hmm. It was a day at work where a tradie was around, and I didn't realize this, and they had a water bottle that had like a paint can-esque handle that, like, flipped up. And it was like a big, chunky water bottle, like chunky. And I was lipping it up and swinging it around.

And I was like, who's, I was like, whose water bottle is this? It's like, a little handbag. And then maybe half an hour later, I saw a trady walk past holding it. It's like, oh no. No. Imagine if he'd come in. And you were like, look at me. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, I'm like, because it's like this weird thing of scale as well, it's like, you know, I'd say that, you know, while we're rarely away from sources of drinkable, potable water, you probably need maybe like a 750 mil bottle maybe a liter I don't know what your life is but the the way that it's gone crazy

and people are like no like suddenly they're survivalers and they have like a three liter gallon tub of like pure metal that like if it fell on you from even a height of a foot it would crush your human skull like that ATM and breaking bad and they just drag it along

and like hit it off every fucking thing walking down the street like come-c-g-g-g-g-g-so. This is just so convenient. I can have water whenever I want. I'm like, I just debate that. And I also know that no one's getting through those bottles. It's just a like kind of accessory.

It is. And also if you come to someone's table to break bread, I expect you to sip the water. from my will. Yeah. To show good faith. I agree.

And also, I just don't know that you can properly clean those water bottles on the inside. To, like, readily scrub them out. But anyway, my dad always had, like, a thermos that he would take, like, coffee in and sup through the day. Oh, you guys had known slow drinkers. Yeah. And I never quite understood as a child. And then at the end of day, I would always like wash it out.

And yeah, I don't know. I just, you can never really quite clean. Those thermos bottles are like, anyway, anyway. Yeah, particularly the 90s bottles and thermosy cups, they were always going to be like rotting on the inside. Yeah. Oh, not ideal. But alas, which greeting goes into the bunker?

Oh, hi, Kaff. Matt, what do you think? I think a good old kiss on the hand is funny. Goes with your suspenders and the Florida. Or kissing the ring? Yeah, that kind of vibe. Whoever has the most power extends the hand. Yeah.

You know? in society What do you Okay so back on your hug theory Zelda Oh yeah That is after one meeting Two meetings That we're like no longer handshakeable

Yeah You'll take a handshakeable You'll take a handshake on a first meeting What if you'll say Yeah So everyone knows now if you don't offer the mark Yeah You don't like

Well that does like I don't know I just think Yeah I don't know Like it It's a reflection of how I'm feeling in the relationship. Yeah, right. Yeah. And so the hug is like just torso to torso or is it flush bodies?

It depends. Like sometimes it just happens in the moment. Just happen. But you also like it does, it's not, well, it's not about, yeah, like being suggestive or anything. Because like I'll hug women all the time. But it's just like, I. I don't know. I like physical,

yeah, physical connection. Yeah. That's your love language. What are you suggesting to women? Math, you. You repulsed by them.

No. It's just not into it. It's being contrary. You're being contrary. But yeah, I think like introducing the kiss of the ring

or the hand is so perfectly unhinged to an ecosystem of people, that's quite good because the power play is out of control. Yeah. Like, imagine Courtney going up to bayonetta

and putting out her hand to kiss the ring. That's crazy. A quick trip to the oceanarium, we'll sort that behavior out. Like, right? Yeah. And that's quite fun. Okay, so we have a very hierarchical caste

structure in the bunker that requires people to kiss the ring of the subordinate kind of the higher up. But as there is no government structure

there is no actual hierarchy so they have to play it out amongst themselves and give it a go. Received ratings. Oh that's good. Sorry, diva.

Is there any sort of verbal greeting that goes along with it? Like, milady. Yeah, maybe. Oh, milady. Or is it just silent and just staring them in the eyes while they do it?

Hello. Could that be it? Hey. No, no. Hello. You said in a Mia Goss voice. I'm Mia Goss. Hello.

Hey. I'm so excited to see you. I'm a little dolly. Oh, my God. Like that. Hello. Okay. Aloha.

Hello. Aloha, kissing the hand. Well, you know, as Miss Congeniality taught us, hello and goodbye. I'll, hello ha. Aloha. Ew. Yeah.

I don't think that's good. I don't think you could, ew, hello ha. That isn't exactly what I was doing. You're saying, ew to Hawaiian culture. No. Okay. Hmm. Aloha. To you.

You hate Emma Stone, a Hawaiian queen. Emma Stern is Hawaii? No, she was in that film Aloha. She was in that film, Hawaii. No, Aloha. I think she played like a half Japanese woman. Okay. Sure.

Who lives in Hawaii. And everyone was like, and it was based on a real woman. And they were like, but you're white. And she was like, forget about it. Oh, my God. okay well yeah okay

so a kiss of the ring and aloha or hello hello I think that's good hello and old lady boys yeah hello and old lady boys

greeting with a kiss of the ring and we'll be right back and we'll be right back to welcome back Hello.

Hello. Sorry, I meant to say, hello. Which natural disaster goes into the bunker? Which Nadi D goes into the bunker? Now this, of course, is slightly different to other weather-related topics we've done, such as which weather is in the bunker, which is, of course, a muggy,

unpleasantly stable, weak, wet air moment. And the occasional downpour. But no, no. Natural disaster. Will a volcano erupt in the bunker? Now, listen, I'm conscious that we record these ahead of time. So if this natural disaster has taken place in this week, I want to make sure that we go on the record,

should this meet your ears. We didn't know. Yeah. We didn't know. Yeah. So it wasn't insensitive yet. Yes. And should we have pulled the plug?

Yes. But that would require us to call Matt when he's off work. Yeah, no. We're doing this ahead of time to save us time, not to double the time. Anyway, it would have to be a big Nadi D for us to pull this episode. Yeah. Okay. So unless an entire country got absorbed by a sinkhole, everyone just relax.

Sinkhole's great. Sinkhole is great. Tornado. Great. What about... Do you know what? I got freaked out again. Okay, so in the wake of the 9-11 attacks, the crushing...

pressure of the pancaking of the Twin Towers forced all of the like fire retardant foam that they used that was like used asbestos to be like essentially like it was so entirely compressed that it was like turned into tiny tiny tiny micro fragments of asbestos that went into the air so small in fact that you couldn't even detect it on an asbestosis like machine

But the fragments that are small are even worse for you Because they get into your lungs into the deep reaches And then you die Because you have rocks in your lungs And that happened A lot of people are still dying From the asbestos that was released on that day And the same happens

Because there's so much asbestos in everything That is fine when it is completely stable Inside of things But a complete nightmare when it is released into the environment in small airborne ways. Like what happens after a tornado? So when tornadoes rip through these old houses that have asbestos insulation and all that asbestos is thrown into the air,

so the tornado might not kill you, but guess what does? The asbestos in the air afterwards. God, that just floats around. Yeah. It's just floating around inside the tornado too. Yeah. So if you're hanging out in the park. Yeah.

And the tornado is going over you. Yeah. You can't hang out in there. Don't get in the tornado. Hmm. Because the asbestos will kill you. And any loose hoses. Yeah.

Yeah. Wrap around my neck like a snake. Is that what you're worried about? Obviously, yes. But also, you know. That's just when they're a really strong fire hose. Our rope? What if a rope was up there?

No, I have two enemies in the sky. Or I have a loose lassoot. Oh, shit. What if it went over a rodeo? You know, they have a lot of rodeos. Oh, we whip cracked in it. In the eye of the storm. There's a tornado full of whips.

Imagine you'd hear that tornado coming. What if there was a snake, a long snake? That could wrap around your neck. Yeah. And an anaconda. Oh. My anaconda don't. Okay.

Was that freaking you out? Yeah. Was that freaking you out thinking about being in the tornado? It was a bit, yeah. Asbestos rope in the snow. I had a detector inspector come to my house recently. What did he detect? He inspected.

Sorry, women can be detector inspectors too. Yeah. I just, I assumed. Ah, the gender. Yeah. You know. Well, I can confirm it was a... One day you can grow up and become a detector inspector too.

Little girl. Sally? Yeah. You're listening to this show. Um, and he had to replace a few sockets around. And then... What? Yeah.

I don't know. You mean an electrician? Well, he is an electrician, but he was there to check the power. That's what an electrician. Yeah, well, yes. Anyway, he changed three sockets around. And then to like new ones I was like

Was I gonna die with the old ones? I guess Our one came in and said Just don't use these ones anymore Oh That oh And they didn't fix anything Just put some masking tape over the top

He did There's a light that we just don't use With just tape over it Oh my God Like don't ever turn this on Oh good Um Come to think of it

That man might not have been a detective Inspector His shirt said inspector detector no um anyway the little like dwelling out the back of my house where I have my

wig room and then gardening room um is completely detached from the house and he was like that's like a separate building it should have a smoke alarm in there because the ones in like it

if it caught on fire there wouldn't be an alarm in here it's like oh that's a good point so he installed one and then when I when he was leaving. He was like showing me the things he'd done. I said, oh, that's very nice. Thank you. And then when we got out the back, he was like, and here's the smoke alarm. And it's just as if he was hanging a picture on the wall, he's put this smoke alarm dead center, not up high

in a discreet spot, like in the middle of wall. And I was like, a piece of art that you can make. I was like, oh, thank you. He's like, I had to put it on the wall because I thought the roof might have asbestos. and I said, okay, what? That house definitely does. Like, absolutely. But I was still just a curious location. Well, you think that at that point you might have workarounds more than just now it lives on the floor.

Yeah. Like, why wouldn't you have a stickum? Stickum. Like a little sticker that you could like attach it to. Right? So weird. It has to be in with a screw. Oh, does it?

No, I just. Oh. I also think like, that's crazy. You don't need a smoke detector out of there. It's never going to burn. It's asbestos, honey. Wait, asbestos doesn't burn? That's why it's such a miracle thing.

Oh. Because it's like fibrous. You can like make it into like ropes and like all these elements. But it's actually rock. So it has like the qualities of like soft fabrics. What? But it's a rock that's naturally occurring. Oh.

It's just a fibrous rock. Yeah. It's a rock. It's a rock. In my lungs? Yes. That's kind of fabulous. Isn't it?

Wow. And so that's why it's used in all this insulation is because like it can be really lightweight and it can be turned into a foam. Yeah. And you could pack it in places and it won't burn. I never knew such a thing. I just thought it was like version one of insulation like and then technology advanced. So we moved on.

No. But like, I mean, I guess true, but I didn't realize that was the property. Yeah. How cool. Lightweight, flexible. Oh, everyone sounds so good. Why don't we just use that? Yeah, and they still do.

Oh. That's what I learned recently. Oh. Apparently, China is still using massive amounts of asbestos. Oh. Ooh. Spooky. But asbestos doesn't really fit the criteria of which natural disaster.

Well, it is natural, and it is a disaster. Espestus? into the bunker. I like the like little miniatures where they simulate natural disasters. Like I was like

this is what a tsunami will look like. Can I say that? This is so not correct to say. No. But whenever I see videos of tsunami,

I'm like, that was it? Oh, I know what I mean? Yeah. Bain in one. No, I get that it sucks. Yeah.

And that like if you were there, it's like crazy. Yeah. But you, like, they don't just, they just don't translate very well to film. It's not like a massive. It's not a wall of water like, like, you imagine. It's like, oh, the tide's coming in. Yeah. And just more, more, more until you're drowning.

Yeah, like, obviously, like, it's like the, but I'm like, I'm not looking at that way. Like, there'll be ones of the, the tsunami in Thailand. And you're like, this is the footage from the camera. camera and you're like, when is it going to? Oh, my God. When's it happening? I just want to be like, whoa. Wipe out.

But like, seldom do you get that experience from Natty G's. Yeah. I mean, Natty J's. Like, I want to like, like, most things like, like you see that, like even a volcano erupting, you're like, oh yeah. It's a very slow, poor. Yeah, but if you were close to it, you'd be like, this is so scary. Just existing here, I'm on fire.

Yeah. Yeah. But like, you're like, okay. Um, just a lot of these Nadi Ds don't look good on film. Yeah. What about Flash flood? That obviously, that looks very boring.

No, but Flash Flood usually has rain, which is quite dramatic. Like, I think flash flooding looks more like tsunami than tsunami. Sunami happens on quite quiet, still sunny days. Yeah, I could see that. Yeah. Hmm. Okay, well, like, what's your favorite? I guess we can do.

do it this way, which is like, what's your favorite Natty D or Bushfire? Movie. Disaster movie. I mean, I feel like the one that is put first in the mind is Twister. With Helen Hunt. Yes. And Bill Paxton. Yeah.

That's fun. But they had to chase them to kind of be around them. Yeah. A good Nanny Dee is like, you can't run. yeah Pompeii the musical Pompeii that's scary we've already got the Pompeii room we do so we don't need to worry about

it's a good way to die but not a good way to experience natural disaster bushfires are terrifying I think bushfires as well have a lot of like they do translate to film because all the smoke makes so much atmosphere smoke and like blistering light

yeah and also the shit terror of not being able to control a bushfire. Yeah. Like, there's only so much you can do. Also, I think about, of like, the Black Saturday stuff and being like, there were people driving 120 kilometers an hour that were not outrunning the bushfire. What the fuck do you mean 120 kilometers?

You mean that was faster. Yeah. And because of the way that the Australian landscape is built. It's not like the trees are like, now this one's leaves are so catching on fire. No, because of the eucalyptus oil inside of the trees, they just explode. Yeah.

They just get hot and explode. Yeah. I was watching, oh, sorry. I was watching a video last night of a tree that had been struck by lightning and then was like liquefied on the inside and just like exploding out flames of all the little holes and crevices. It was amazing and terrifying.

Yeah. Lightning Storm doesn't really... That's not a Natty G. No. It's a Natty P, natural phenomena. Yeah. What about in the new, like season one of X-Men 97, the opening scene where Storm, they're in the desert fighting sentinels, and Storm first starts by striking all of the sand with lightning,

turning it to glass, and then summons a tornado and rips up all the glass and shreds the sentinels. Wow. Wow, she made the weapon. Yeah. That sounds good. What about that? Was it panes of glass? Yeah.

Wow. It's pretty cool. She finds new and inventive ways, like, to do things. Yeah. She could have just struck them all with lightning. No, but what about, a slightly more convoluted, but slightly more fabulous. Glass tornado. Yeah, glass NATO.

Yeah. Do you know that Alaska Thunderfuck is in the fifth, Shark Nedo? Sorry, fifth? as the villain. What? I think she's a witch from back in time. What? Yeah.

There's so many follow-up questions that I have. I think they need to watch it. Yeah. Shock Nato 5? I think she's in two of the films as the villain. Oh. And she looks incredible. Does she wear an eye patch?

I think she has like a bejeweled crown. Oh my God. Like she looks like a witch from the past. Wow. From my recollection. What? Yeah. Um, okay.

What about earthquakes? earthquake is good but once again you see videos of earthquake and unless there's like a stack of books nearby that's Australian earthquake oh my god Alaska is Morgana in Shark Nato 6

Oh sorry She looks crazy Evil Morgana That's insane Her name was originally Morgan but then she became evil Shark Nado The Last Shark Nader the last Shark Nado, it's about time.

Hey, there's dinosaurs on this poster. What? History's biggest disaster comes to an end. Maybe I do need to see these films. Sorry. What? Earthquake. Alaska.

Yeah. Earthquick, I'm like, if the footage is like being shot on the same plane with the natural Natty D, it looks like nothing. Here's the thing. Growing up as a child, my understanding of earthquake was the land before time earthquake where the earth was ripped apart. Yeah. And some of those delightful dinosaurs fell into the crevasse.

A lot of crevasses in land before time. Yes. And modern day earthquake, is there a dog in the apartment above me? Hmm. And then it's over. Yeah. You know, at least that's our experience, obviously. Yeah.

Some countries have it a bit worse. Yeah. Like millions died kind of worse. Yeah. The earthquakes that trigger a tidal wave, a tsunami. Yeah. Is it tidal wave or tsunami or a tsunami type of tidal wave? I don't know.

I think it just said two words in the same thing. Hurricane is hurricane versus tornado versus. Tornado I think has to be inland. Did you know what I learned recently was that Yellowstone is all a giant volcano? Yes. That's crazy. Yes. And one, and it's pretty, it's, it's, it's,

It's overdo. It's well overdue for an explosion. A super volcano is one that's like hundreds of kilometers wide, thousands of kilometers wide. And it basically explodes and destroys the whole earth. What do you think about...

It's just ready to go at any moment. Yeah, well, people talk about that a lot, particularly as well with the San Andreas Fault line. Because like all up that way is quite like due for some bullshit. Hmm. The super volcanoes on the...

But you know what? They'll send so much ash and debris into the air that it'll cause a giant, like, it'll cause a disruption of the food production because they won't be able to, like, none of the crops will survive. And then we'll be living off prawns and cans. Hmm. Squash bugs. Yeah.

There's a... There's a few boring ones. Drow. Drought, low and slow. Yeah. That is boring. Doesn't photograph very well. Doesn't photograph well.

Until there's those splits in the earth, you got nothing. Cracky thing. And then everyone like all the moisturizing companies like, quick go and take photos of the ground. We need it to explain to people how their skin work. And then, I mean, in the moment, dramatic.

but then yeah like landslide slash like avalanche I saw a good landslide video the other day where it's like this Queensland family

captures the moment where their backyard slips away and then like they're videoing it and the fence like goes down the hill but like like like

It does. Once again, it kind of goes a meter and then it stops. Yeah. I'm sure this is fucked up all the plumbing in your house. The electrics are going to be fucked forever. Yeah. But does not make for a very dramatic video. Yeah. The fence was here and now it's down there.

Yeah. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. I don't understand. I'm, okay. Like, I don't understand the difference between a typhoon and like tornado and tsunami. I don't know, man.

I don't think that's a job. Cyclones. You know. They're all just types of wind. Yeah. It can be visually interesting. Yeah, if it's got stuff in it. Or like a snowstorm.

Is that a, is that a flying whips in it? It's like, well. Snakes choking people. Yeah. I mean, obviously we should do a tornado with snakes, rope and hoses. And chaffes. Yeah. And bits of asbestos.

Oh, no. The bits. That's what I'll get you. Wait, which bits? The little bits. You like the silent but deadly, don't you? It freaks me out. Yeah.

I think it's just because it plays into like, you've been doing something wrong already. You already find it. And now you can't escape it. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And then bushfires are definitely the most.

You love a volcano. Yeah. We have volcano representation in the volume, though. Yeah. Um, and then think holes and then. We've got. an abyss hole already.

Yeah. Wouldn't want to give her competition. No. Landslides are good. But yeah, I think it's got to be a tornutress. Yeah, yeah. A little tornado. But, oh, that's what I was going to say before.

A willy, willy. Dwelling, dervish. What about when you're playing the Sims, an alien invasion is classed as a natural disaster? It would be Nanny Day. Yeah. Or a moonfall. Moonfall. Wasn't there that movie called Moonfall?

Majoris mask. What? That moon is falling. You only have three days to fix it. Yeah. If someone gave me three days, even if I got to keep living them over. Or just a regular comet. Asteroid.

Smashing into Earth. That's so boring to me. Oh. Because it's like what? Oh, wait. What about one more? Climate change. That's all of them.

It's not natural anymore. I couldn't believe it as well. That's a man-made disaster. Currently, climate change is making earthquakes. What? Have you? I thought that was the one thing we were going to be safe from. No, I won't.

The tectonic plates are upset about the climate. Fuck. They're all connected. I thought there was one thing out of them. I guess, like, typhoons aren't really involved. No, like eddies. Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. A Willy, Willie.

Oh, yeah. Little tornado. Yeah, there's just going to be more Shit Okay Full of whips Tornado Filled with Whips

Snakes rope Gospesters And And it comes through every five To ten minutes No No We have a nice room for it

No we can't have a Nah It's gonna blit through the whole bay I think it's got to like It just goes in the hallway Yeah Yeah and you're coming from the library And you look down the corridor

And there's the tornado again Maybe at one moment Everybody just straps in. Yeah. Yeah. Close your Murphy bed. Yeah. Seek shelter under the giant prawn.

Put that special cloth over the display cabinet in the center stall at the donut king. Yes. Or Wendy's. Wendy's. True. Yeah. Okay. Fabulous.

What are those mall displays think they're doing when they're putting that little fabric over the top? A piece of fabric is your loss prevention method? Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. What's happening with center stalls at malls at the moment? Goku statue?

You're not selling that $500 Goku statue, you freak. Like, okay, so the thing about those statues. Yeah. I mean, there's so many things about them. But every, especially, okay, so in like a pop culture store, you'd be thinking, like, if I was going to go and buy a statue of Goku or like, I don't know, like mystique or something, I'd go to a pop culture store.

because they'll have the range, they'll have the best of that version. So that's where I'd expect to find it. But then you see it in the middle of a shopping center, in like a thing. Or you see it in like a random news agency window. And it's like for those businesses that aren't the destination shop, the investment of having stock on hand of those items and like a display piece. Like how many of those Goku statues is the local news agency selling to warrant sitting on the stock on hand

and having a display piece. Do you think it's just one? And that's the one you have to buy. But if I was paying $700 for Goku charging up, I wouldn't want the one that's faded from the sun from sitting there for three years. Slightly blue. Yeah.

Yeah, but I think you just sell one and that's your whole year's profits. $300. Well, that'll pay for it. Think about it. If we sell 700 of these, we'll make so much money. Millionaires. But, like, yeah, because, like, it's not hurting you to have it in the window. I mean, it is doing two things.

I don't think they cost that much. They cost, like, $7 to make. A Goku statue? Yeah. Wow. I mean, I think you're right. They wouldn't be, like, the cost price would be somewhere around, like, 60 or 80 bucks. And they just put it up to that just to see who.

Do you mean, they might be going through a wholesaler who, like, is like, well, I'll buy the fucking 300 Goku statues charging up and distribute them throughout Victoria. Yeah. And then you can all have two. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And pay me like a hundred bucks. And then you can on sell that for 500, but also have like a little bit of like advertising.

Because people stop for the go-kins and then buy the enamel pin. It's crazy. You know, it's a loss leader. Yeah. Or whatever. But I just in like, the range is weird. I didn't think you could like laser cut so many things out of wood. I didn't realize.

Lego had so many knockoffs. Yeah. Yeah. Bricks. But it's funny because like when you see the stock, you kind of squint and you're like, it looks really good. There's something happening over here. And then you look close at each individual thing.

You're like, I can't identify a single one of these things. Yeah. And I don't want any of them. No. I want for none of those things. Um, okay. Tornado. We'll be right back.

Hello. There. Well, what a super. supernatural discussion about natural disasters that was. But now we're into our next category. A fun category. And final one for today, listener. Which man-made flavour or person-made flavour?

Man-made flavour? Yeah. Zelda. What are you saying? What? Made-in-a-lab flavour. Yeah. By anyone goes into the bunker.

By anyone. Women can make flavours to... Yes. Okay. Yeah. Well, we definitely need to start with the clear, like, bubblegum is an invention. Oh, bubblegum. Well, I recently, oh, well, that was Trudy Fruity. Okay, so Trutie Fruity slash bubblegum is, like, questionably the same thing. And, like, I think this video that I saw was, like, Tudy Fruity is essentially, like, Italian fruit salad. So it's meant to be, like, the misk sweetness of, like, a mixed fruit salad.

And I know what it does make a lot of fruit salads, just, by the way. Does she? Yeah. And they're always very wet. Yeah. What do you mean? Yeah.

My Italian in-laws do that too. Yeah. And it's always got fabulous grapes. There's so much water. Yeah, it's very wet. It's like a soup. Yeah. What do you mean?

And like you might need to serve it. I think my nona would indeed serve it with a slotted spoon. Because there's so much juice. It's from the melons. The melons. Melone. Melon has no place in fruit salad. Oh my.

Stop trying to. Something to cheap out on the good ones. Yeah. Give me blueberries, blackberries. I want the expensive things. Hmm. You know? Well, yes.

Okay, but yes, Trudy is therefore, like, meant to be fruit salad flavor, which therefore is bubble gum is like all fruit, but that's obviously. But it's artificial. Yeah, none of that is. Like, that doesn't check out. It's fake. Like, blue heaven. Blue heaven.

The flavor of blue and death. that's good I mean a lot of these apparently are derived from a petroleum which is crazy what do you mean like the way that they're made chemically

they have to make the chemical I like fake banana and I like fake grape flavor I'm really mad at Australia for never allowing us to have fake cherry flavor in everything like the Americans do

Why can't I have fake cherry? Like fake cherry pears? Better than real cherry. Fake cherry pears? Pears. Pears. Pears. Pears.

Like fold me back, eat my neck. Why? Peas seems very lazy Susan coded. Have you considered that match? I don't like the pears dispenser, to be honest. Do you know why? Mm-hmm. I think if the wrappers, if you put the wrapped pears into the pears, into the Pez dispenser.

Yeah. And then it dispensed it without the wrapper. Oh yeah. That would be the reason. Yeah. Because it's like, okay, well, I don't need to unwrap it. But you're saying, like, I do the whole unwrapping. Yeah.

And then I put it into a new object. I could do that with any candy. Yeah. Like I can unwrap anything and decant it into a bowl that I want then carry around with it. The dispenser isn't doing enough. to justify its existence. I'll just eat the pairs from the packet.

And I feel like if you unwrap all the pairs, put them in the dispenser, ants will find it. I know. Yeah. And also, like, yeah, I think if they could one day make one that shot it out at quite a speed. Yeah. And you could just load them in and maybe have multiples in there. Mm. Why is pears not innovating?

I don't, yeah. Do you think they're scared to, you know, like it's such a legacy? items if they change the fundamental design of a pez. Yeah. I do think they're scared and you can sense this here. And also you can tell if anyone uses Looney Tunes IP, you're like, bottom of the barrel. Truly. Like Looney Tunes will license to any motherfucker with like 500 bucks.

What's that rooster's name? Exactly. Foghorn, leghorn. Yes. Yeah. Like eating a pez dispensed by Foghorn leghorn is. You may as well shut down. down shop and put a little cloth of yourself at that point.

Correct. Because it's done for the day. It's absolutely. Yeah. I just like, it's kind of like the funco pop before funco pop. Well. Except it has more, like if Funko Pop did anything. Like Peas at least does something.

I just wish it did more. Yeah. I just think, okay, here's my pitch. Yeah. You can have six pairs in like the packet. in a pez dispenser and it like can spin like a

like a bullet chamber like a semi-automatic pears dispenser and it's like when you have them in the barrel it rips it out of the packet I think that that would be

a boon totally and then if you had a trigger and you could shoot it at people I guess what I'm saying is they should make guns that would reinvate the peas in America or it would It would. Yeah.

Huh. Yeah. Anyway, flavors. Yeah, I love blue. Sprite. You love Sprite. No, I don't like Sprite. You like Coca-Cola.

Yeah. Okay, that's a man-made flavor. True. Yeah, I like Coke. Do you like Coke the most? So, I have really... What? I have really...

Like, I've had nothing but Coke Zero for some time. Yeah. And when I... It's not Coke, yeah, it's Cook No Sugar. And when I think I'm giving myself a treat of, I'm going to have real Coke for, like, the real experience. I'm now, I've grown quite accustomed to Coke, no sugar, and now I'm less on regular Coke. Yeah. Because I think it's the devil you know.

Yeah. So, yeah, I'd say, like, Coke No Sugar is my go-to. by choice and by actual choice. You now love the Coke no sugar. I remember when Coke no sugar was coming in and they were phasing out Coke Zero. Yeah. My friend Tristan had a nervous breakdown. Oh, I see.

Because he loved Coke Zero. That was his like preferred flavor profile. And yeah, I just remember like he bought so many leaders of Coke Zero before they discontinued it. Wow. Yeah. Jeez. Choice. Choice.

I'm trying to think of other artificial flavors. Well, it's all the sodas, isn't it? It's all the candies and other sodas. But, like, you know how they, like, just continued doing the, like, Eminem red and the blues and stuff? Because they were, like, kids are getting, like, cancer or something. Getting really sick from these, like, fake red food colorings or whatever. The kids are allergic. Yeah.

I miss the wrong. red. Like the color in candy has gone. Yes. Because it's all natural now. Yeah. And I'd say like, you know, the all natural fruit company and that sort of thing, like the confectionery company. This stuff is just so unappealing. Their green is really ugly. The colors they use are just like, oh my God. I've just, I've been Googling artificial flavors. And I found this website, bakingpleasures.com.com.a.u. And first of all, the way that these are advertised, incredible. Just a big vat jug with a little illustration of the flavor of choice.

Bulk aniseed oil for flavoring, 100,000 mills. Blueberry, banana, bubblegum, butterscotch. Ooh. Chocolate. Butter. Like butter, no, not butter menthols. Wothers. Where there's those slides.

What about Irish cream essence? Unique mango flavor. Unique. Unique. Roze. I like artificial vanilla. Artificial vanilla is good. Because it's so vanillay.

Did you know that real vanilla is going extinct? Because of the Natty D. Yeah. Yeah. I was actually thinking about trying to grow a vanilla orchid. What do you mean? Natty D. Natty D.

Yeah, vanilla is actually really, really hard to harvest. I read somewhat. Yeah, and it like grows only in like one little tropical zone. Yeah, and it takes a really long time to get the pod or to grow the pod or to harvest the pod, something. Well, like this pod, it takes a while. Oh my God. You can get butter flavoring. That is so weird.

Diasatel. They've all got really good names Yeah Wait are you on the same website Or do you just know the name of butter flavour Cheesecake flavouring This is the thing that like When it's like

When it is just put in a giant vat Yeah And you see it in that form Yeah You're like what is life? Yeah What is my perception of flavour Yes

I just get this like drop of this and this And I'm like Hmm Can you get yeah like um i don't know this mango flavoring liquid and put it into my like carbonara pasta without bacon and then it tastes like mango it probably tastes disgusting oh i see i think it's interesting like the new like obviously like all the new sodas that are like zero calories oh but like they just have like three drops of the mango flavor so it's like soda water with

the idea of mango attached. Yeah. But like, there may be like some, like, multodextron fake sugar. I mean, yeah,

they don't have very, they mostly have, like, fruity flavors or, like, sweet flavors, don't they? Yeah. They're not, like,

butter drink. Yeah, they don't have, like, bacon flavor. Yeah. They don't have, like,

mushroom. But they could. Guacamole flavored. I'm sure they have it. Guacamole. I'm just saying, like, you don't see that often,

Yeah. Yeah. I, do you know the YouTube channel HippioTech? No. He's like this very cute boy. I feel like he's Canadian, but maybe he's American. And he does like keyboard reviews, like customizable keyboards.

No. No. Well, there's this guy, HippioTech, and he makes customizable keyboard videos. They're amazing. He just knows so much about how to swap out keys, etc. But there's... You think about computer keyboards? Yeah.

Okay. Like, it's so cool. And he made a few videos a couple years ago about, like, it was a very popular, apparently, like, YouTube. Like, this video is sponsored by kind of product. And it was these, like, water bottles that have, like, a scent ring. Ah. And you, like, put it around where you drink from. Yes.

And when you drink, it's just water. But it gives you the scent. The sensory sensation of, like, it's an orange. Yeah. But he was like, these are the most evil things in the world. They don't work. They're awful. And, you know, influences are evil for taking the money from this, like, cracked thing that doesn't make sense.

But, yeah, flavors just show up. We at least expect them. I think, you know, we need to upgrade that water bottle technology. So it's like the last time you cried. And then, like, you drink it and it, you know, it releases a pheromone or a small electric shock. that hits the part of your brain that releases the memory of the last time you cried. You know? That could be a big seller.

I think so. Kind of like simply irresistible, the Sarah Michelle Geller film that I watched the other day from the 90s where she's a magical chef. Yes. Oh, you're telling me about this. Yes, with the power of a crab that she encounters one day given to her by a magical man at the market,

her shitty cooking becomes suddenly good. And people can feel whatever she's feeling when she's cooking the food. And most of the time, it's horny. Oh, Sarah. I know. Is the crab sentient? Yeah. And how much is the crab in the film?

The crab is in every scene, but they just cut to the crab doing things. How is the crab, is it like? It looks real crab. Yeah. And it moves slightly. Wow. So like it's a puppeted thing? Yeah.

And it normally just sits on a shelf watching Sarah fall in love. Is there any? danger throughout the film of the crab, like, slipping into a pot of boiling water? No, which I did think was going to happen at the end when she's asked to do the catering for a giant mall opening. The mall is run by the love of her life. And their French chef that they were originally going to have, it gets really angry and goes out. Wow. And so SMG has to come in there, and she brings the crab.

But she forgets to wear her earrings, which she thinks we ate her magic. But it was the crab. It was the crab. And then the French chef that is the sous chef underneath the original chef ends up hanging out with the crab at the end and feeds the crab a little bit of the magical food. And they both start to cry. Well, I don't think the crab cries, but it's very seductive.

What happens between that Frenchman and the crab? Oh, my God. Yeah. I'm now, of course, looking at the images. This is incredible. It's just a crab. a shelf. Oh, yeah.

Wait, it's wearing a hat. They do put a hat on it at some point. And he does wear a lettuce leaf as a hat at another point. Oh, I didn't expect to see you here tonight, says the crab wearing a lettuce leaf. Wow. And also, this is like peak cruel intentions, Sarah, Michelle. Well, apparently she, because she has Auburn here in this film. And so the timeline apparently goes.

Yeah. SMG shoots season one of Buffy Then I believe in that break She shoots cruel intentions Yeah And her hair becomes dark brown Almost black Yeah

And then she has to go back and shoot Season 2 of Buffy So they bleach it back to blonde Oh And so like that's catastrophic Yeah You really can't do that And then she goes

to shoot simply irresistible and takes her hair to this like brown ready orbony hair and then goes back for season three of buffy and they dye it back to bleach blonde which is why in season three her hair is like breaking because it's like it's like just shattering yeah yeah being through too much and I think she has bangs in season three

I think that's just because their hair was like breaking off. Oh my God. I wonder why they didn't just do more wigs. Well, then after that, I think is when they were like court wise to it. I think like every actress has like a core moment of like you think your hair can survive. Yeah. And then you realize like with Ariana Grande's hair for victorious when they died at red for like seven years. But I think there's also just a lot more.

like cost involved in the wigs of film because they're very expensive wigs and then you have to apply it and that's more time in the makeup chair and blah blah blah blah blah well to repeat a story that I heard on blank check um they were saying like a lot of alist Hollywood talent tend to put in their contract that they will keep the handmade Hollywood wig yeah that they are wearing in a film and so Julia Roberts for instance has that and And then it's just because they're so expensive and you can use them and they fit specifically to your head. And so when she appears in the film Mother's Day, I believe,

which was one of those like, it's New Year's Eve, it's Christmas Day, it's whatever. And we're going to cut to all these different celebrity storylines. Like a Love Actually of Mother's Day. Like when they did the American Love Actually's. Like Valentine's Day. They did Mother's Day. Julia Roberts plays like this woman who has a talk show and she wears this ridiculous red wig. And everyone's like, that's a crazy wig for you to wear.

And then it turns out that that was the wig that she had contractually gained control of after being in Notting Hill. Wow. And she plays the, she plays Anna Scott in a science fiction film where she's in space with this short Bob red wig. Oh my God. And she looks amazing in a science fiction context. Yeah. And then insane in this mother's sake context. in her repeat wig.

Yeah. Wow. Which is amazing. Well. She was like, wait, I have the perfect wig. I like that. Is that an artificial flavor we can put in the bunker? I think it should be either cherry or cherry.

I think cherry. Let's put cherry automatic weapon pairs. Yeah. Okay. Eat up. Yum. It lacerated. Hmm.

That's good. Okay. Okay. Cherry, you're in. Foghorn, leghorn, automatic pez dispenser. Oh, no. Why foggorn leghorn? In the shape of a machine gun.

Well, yeah. No, gone. It's Pez. Just Pez. Pez moving at 250 kilometers an hour. Oh, my God. Okay. And a fabulous tornado filled with incredible ingredients.

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