Death To Everyone - Death To... Hose Nozzles, Websites & Celebrity Cameos

Episode Date: April 1, 2025

Hi you! Where have you been? We've been looking for you!This week we talk about hose nozzle spray types... You know, the classics! Then we move on to which website - we looked at them all and decided the best one.Lastly we put in a celebrity cameo video so you can send something to your loved on on their birthday... A little treat! Follow us, won't you?⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/deathtoeveryone⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.instagram.com/deathtoeveryonepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.instagram.com/mslazysusan⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.instagram.com/zeldamoon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Death To Everyone is recorded at Natural Habitat Studios by Matt Sheers.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.naturalhabitatstudios.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Our theme and music was provided by Edie Centric and Angus Leslie.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.instagram.com/ediecentric⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.instagram.com/pir_ingi103

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You're going to die in a fire. You've been listening to Ms. Mojo. Oh, what? And I'm Zelda Moon. And I'm Lazy. And I'm lazy Suzan. Suzan. And also of course we have our space car driver, Matt with us. Hello.

Hey. Hello. Hello. How are you Matt? I'm pretty good. I just had a spa. So I feel nice and loose and limber. Do you want to say where you go for a spa every week?

Don't tell them. Don't dox me. I asked. Hey, I asked. I invited you two to come, but you didn't, you didn't come. To the spa. We can't be trusted in a spa setting. I love a spa.

I went to the Peninsula hot springs and um, we talked about this last week. Oh, I just, I mean like, you know how they, they list the heat of each pool. Yeah. And, um, I was like, is this the hardest one? And they're like, yes. And it was only 41 degrees. Mama, I want to boil. I want to be 50.

Well, you wouldn't boil at 50, would you? Little welts all over you. That was a topic I wanted to do, maybe next week. Ah, what, how should you boil me? No, which form of water do we want in the bunker? Wind, water, height, go planet. Yeah, that sounds great. Which form of water do we want in the bunker? Wind! Water! Hot! Go planet!

Yeah, that sounds great. Yeah, I mean, that's it. Okay. Anyway, let's get on with the show. This is a show that is about the end of the world. Which we all know is gonna happen soon enough. Yes. But you know what? You will find, like with the rip, the riptide,

trying to take you out, out of land. The second you stop struggling and just go beneath the waves, it's gonna become a lot less tragic, you know? Yeah. Yeah, let the tide take you is what I'm trying to say isn't it evil that the riptide looks so quiet and calm mmm but that's what gets you that's I went when I was in Rye and I was in the back beach yeah I was like no one would know we could I could just put my husband in the water like he just got

lost in the rip caught by the riptide. Yeah. Does he not know how to swim? I mean, no one knows. I mean, have you seen the back beaches on the peninsula? They're terrifying. Maybe. But I just imagine you like lay him in the water.

Swim horizontally. Yeah. Go to the side. Go to the side. That's right. Let it take you. Let it take you like the end of the world. Just let the currents take us.

Stop fighting the end of the world. Embrace it. Have you ever been in the open ocean? Like in the water? In the open ocean in the water? No, that's terrifying. Yeah, I haven't either. Have I?

I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. That is so scary. I've been on a boat. Is that swimming? No, but you know, on Below Deck, they're always getting off the boat to swim in the water. And I'm like, get back in. You're rich.

You should know better. Pay someone to swim for you. Exactly. They're always within like, you know, you can always see the shoreline. Uh, yeah, I wouldn't. I mean, the open ocean is just filled with sharks. Yeah. Where you can't see the shore. You can only assume. Sure. Sure. Is it not filled with sharks, the open ocean? It's filled with calm like everything else.

Because you know when that guy jumped off that Carnival cruise ship, that young guy had an argument with his father and jumped in off the cruise in the middle of the night. What? No. Oh, well clearly you've not been on Facebook recently. You know how Facebook is like every fucking, I mean, I had to redownload the fucking app.

I'm really mad about this. Yes. Because I had to get marketplace and I was sick of going through the browser on my phone and I was like, this would be so much easier if I could just go every day and check chauffeurs and new dining chairs and just get it out of the way early in the morning. But now I'm like suddenly back on Facebook and it's like showing up to like a party, like after everyone's died of carbon monoxide poisoning and you're like stepping over their corpses and the music's still playing and you're like, oh, but those chairs are nice.

Yeah. And what someone- Shopping for dead people stuff. Exactly. Literally. Someone jumped in the ocean and- And they were like, a shark's got him. Read how shark expert Darren says sharks got him.

Wow. Yeah, because they never found the body. Oh. But you never find the body if you jump off a Carnival cruise ship. Well, he probably got turned up in the Carnival cruise ship. Churners. That's not how the propellers work. Oh, the churners.

Separate to the propellers moving the boat. They also have. Churners. Evidence churners separate to the propellers moving the boat. They also have churners, evidence churners. For carnies who jump off board. I tell you what, I am simultaneously like, I couldn't imagine anything worse than going on a cruise and all I want to do is go on a cruise. I'm like, I truly like would hate every minute of it, but I'm so curious. I like, I think if we got to do it together and it was funny, then I could handle it. But only if it was like, dang. It's like the, I mean the way to go into it is like,

this is a social experiment. I am here as a researcher just for my conducting my own personal research into the human psyche. Yeah. And that's why I'm going on this cruise. If you were going on the cruise to like, relax and just like have a fabulous time, you like death can't come soon enough. Absolutely. I think I'd like it if it just didn't leave the dock. I think if I went on the cruise, but then just, I just didn't, we didn't sail

anywhere. We just stayed. Cause I just get really seasick. Me too. I think that would be a really not fun. But you can take the pills. Yeah. The death pills. You can take the caps. The fun pills? Cyanide caps. Oh yeah, true.

Oh my God. In other news, the man, Facebook is ballooning me. The man who is trying to biohack himself, not the other guy, like one of the billionaires trying to biohack himself just got a facelift. And I was like, tell me more about this man. And he was basically like, I'm going to live forever. And you're like, no, sir. You just look like an old guy with BB cream on.

Love it. Um, but he just got a facelift, which I think is him conceding that it's not working. Hmm. Yeah. Isn't that cheating? Yeah. But yeah, quite funny.

And then like I went onto his TikTok and it was just him going brown rice, brown rice has 10,000 times the amount of arsenic than white rice. Why do you think all the major populations that eat rice don't eat brown rice? He's got an opinion like that about everything. Yeah, about every type of rice. Yeah. And I'm like, you should come on this pod, baby. Yeah, you'd be great.

Yeah. We haven't done that a topic actually. Brown rice. Which type of rice? Yeah, which kind of rice? Fuck, that's good. Write that down. Write that down.

Can I tell rice? Yeah, which kind of rice? Fuck, that's good. Write that down. Write that down. Can I tell you? Oh yeah. So, here we are on, well, this is coming out on Tuesday, but we're recording this, obviously, before Tuesday. What? Several years earlier. I thought this was live.

And I have been putting together trivia for the weekend that's just been gone, where I was doing trivia at the Melbourne Flower and Garden show, which hasn't yet happened because this is Wednesday. But I was researching for my wildlife round some fun wildlife questions and I thought, oh, well, what fun. I'll do a question on Skippy, because here we are in Australia. So that seems Skippy. Yeah. The Bush kangaroo reference Skippy. Yeah. There haven't been other wildlife since Skippy. They've got their own questions. Oh, yeah. It was really hard to try to do one about the ferals because none of them are natives.

Um, not even Darren. He's not a dingo. Oh, yeah. He's just like a mutt or whatever. You got an issue with that? No. Just wild dogs. They're immigrants. Yeah.

And that's fine. Yeah. But like, you never heard the song? I am you. So anyway, when I was researching Skippy, I found out that Skippy, the actor, the animals were for the most part female because the females are like easier to work with. Yeah. Telling me.

But the character of Skippy in the show, season one and two, was male. Right. What do you think about that? I'm okay with it. Oh, really? Yeah. Huh. I like that.

It's very Shakespearean. It's like how Tommy Pickles was voiced by a woman. Tommy Pickles? Yeah. What? In Rugrats. Oh my god. Tara Strong.

Yeah, Nancy Cartwright, voice of Bort. Bort. Um, well, I hated it. Voice of Bort. Bort. Well, I hated it. I was like, why can't Skippy be a woman? Well, it's all that to Bluey. Bluey's a woman. Yeah. Played by a woman. Well, a young girl. Sure. But like, that's good. You know, actors don't have to be the thing that they're playing. So you think that...

Yeah, Scarlett Johansson should play an Asian woman. And she has! Yes. Yes. Well, anyway, I was outraged. You think it's problematic. On behalf of who? The kangaroos?

Yeah. Particularly the Eastern Grey kangaroos, which obviously we all know is what Skippy is. But, listener, that's the answer to the trivia question. What kind of animal is skippy? And I am soon to find out if it lands or not. Are you going to get really particular if they don't just say kangaroo? Well, obviously it's a kangaroo. Oh, so your question is misleading. No.

Should say what type of kangaroo? That is the question. What type of kangaroo is skippy? Oh yeah. Yeah. But I wonder if anyone will yeah. Yeah. That's good. But I wonder if anyone will know. Phony.

Yeah. A woman. A woman. A woman. She is a woman and she has been belied and denied for too long. Well, maybe it's because they had like, you know, a kind of take that they could only be done by a mask presenting kangaroo. Kangaroo.

You know, like Skippy and his relationship to women in his life, you know. When I was reading about Skippy and how it's like Skippy would, you know, like problem solve things and solve crimes and like open doors and like, you know, like free trap children and whatever, like this show like free trap children and whatever. This show sounds incredible. I need to rewatch that. I think that we are describing.

It sounds like just five hours of them, like putting peanut butter on various objects and then being like going near that thing, I want to see that, and then like a young human being like, Skippy's trying to tell us something. Oh, my God. I genuinely don't think I've ever seen an episode of Skippy, but I did of course love Inspector X growing up. What about Ocean Girl?

Yeah, she's fine. She's got a wildlife friend, who's technically Australian sometimes. Yes. Charlie, the humpback whale. Yes. I wanted to do a question about bald-nosed dolphins, but they're not necessarily like... My dad was in an episode of Flipper, the TV show.

Really? Yeah, they showed up in Queensland. I think it was the most, I remember being like, my dad got cast in this episode of Flipper, the, I think American TV show must've been, but it was shot all in Queensland. And a limousine came to our house to pick my dad up and take him to the airport where he was then flown in whatever equivalency there is to first class from Melbourne to Sydney, where another limousine took him. And then he was in Flippa.

What did he do? Was he the dolphin for a week? No, I think like as happened over and over again for my dad, who is a American man, he played the evil American man. So, you know, whenever my dad was on Neighbors or Water Rats or Stingers or whatever, he would be the evil American who's trying to buy Ramsey Street and kill everyone. Do you think that rats get a pretty bad rap? Well yeah, they're not even included in the wildlife quiz, the Claren Garden Show. Raddus is not in it, sorry. Sorry, but that's so fucking rude.

And can I just say, can I just say, you're talking about a lot of non-native plants in your trivia that I've had the fortune of listening to. I didn't show you anything from the natives round. Oh baby. Why was that? Well, cause that was round three and you were bored halfway through round one. I was concentrating on how incredible your trivia was, and I'm captivated, like I'm sure the Australian public

will have been on the weekend that has just passed us by at the Melbourne Flower and Garden Show, which has always been your dream gig, and now we're on the eve, on the eve of your dream gig. You don't even seem that excited. You seem bogged down by the rigmarole of having to prepare a quiz, and now you're not appreciating that this is your life dreams come to work.

Oh my God. You're like Mr. Pisa when his tower is done. Mr. Pisa. Um, I'm very excited. I'm just so annoyed by how tedious PowerPoints are to put together. Well, darling.

I did all the questions like two weeks ago, but putting them in the PowerPoint has taken me the two weeks since. You need an assistant. I do. Yeah. That's the moral of the story. It is a beautiful PowerPoint. Oh, thank you.

I did have some light suggestions, of course, about color palette, but that's a different thing. Because it's already so much effort. But this is your dream. Oh my God. You know, you've got to see the flower for the trees. Mm-hmm. Right? And that's how it goes at the flower and garden show.

Are you going to make friends with some sort of local flower flower man? I hope so. Make sure you take time to go and visit the stalls. I will. And go and get yourself some puffergees since I'm sure there will be some. Was that a laugh of Glee or was that just- Oh, absolutely naughty. I will indeed have to have a puff of it. Imagine that paper plate bowing beneath the weight of 25 puffages.

It's going to be saturated in syrup. And a little dusting, not for fingerprints, but for the deliciousness of icing sugar. I love boffa juice. How can you love them? How could you not? How often are you exposed to them? That's why there's such a fucking novelty. I think I used to have them weekly for a while there.

When? Weekly. Oh, because you were performing at the... Yeah, when I used to have them weekly for a while there. When? Oh, cause you were performing at the. Yeah. When I used to go busking at the markets. What, do you not busk anymore at all? No, it's sad. I loved busking.

It was really nice. You could do it still, darling. I could. Now I do, um, songs for babies, which is kind of the same thing. Babies don't have money. No, they don't throw money. Or puffer food. It's fine. Oh, delicious tiny pancakes.

So the babies would love them to the right size. We have biscuits. That's pretty good. Oh, biscuits are so dry. They're kind of like puffergees in that way. I also anticipate there also being some sort of fabulous fresh juice that you're partaking. Yes, I dare say so. And when I went for like the little rehearsal yesterday, there was a rehearsal.

Or was it seeing the space? Well kind of both. I was rehearsing it in my mind it seeing the space? Well, kind of both. Okay. I was rehearsing it in my mind while seeing the space. Um, here's the flower and here's the garden and you're the show. Um, but there's something about being on like the behind the scene side, like that just kind of, I don't know. It was, it was just like, you pulled back the curtain too far.

No, no. Well, just in terms of my, like knowing my place, because I was a bit like, well, I need a few more prizes. So I'm sure we can just get, you know, like flowers, beautiful flowers by Stacy to just donate something to us. It's the drag trivia. And I don't think everyone's quite as on board for that. Oh, come on. What else are you doing here? This is just fun, but it's not. It's actually their livelihoods. Yeah. Yeah.

But- You were just playing with their livelihood. Well, no, I'm activating their livelihood. Yeah. Activating the space. That's important. Best way to activate the space, okay. Activating the space. That's important. Best way to activate the space, trivia. I, hey, I wanted to do the unofficial tour of the grounds.

Yeah. But they rightfully thought that was a terrible idea. One day. I was like, I just, I could just show people around and make up stories about what we walk past. Let's do it the weekend after. It is for Comedy Fest. I'm laughing. And this is where I did the trivia. Quickly, what type of kangaroo was skipping?

Albumen! You fucking homophobes. Yeah. Oh, that's good. Well, Zelda... What about this tiebreaker question? What? For the plant round? Yeah. You'll know the answer to this.

Yeah. Ellie Sattler, Laura Dern's character in Jurassic Park 1993. She was 23 at the time. Was she? Yeah. That is so cool. That's my trivia. She presents older.

I know. Well, Khaki made desert to a blonde. True. And the sun. They've And dinosaurs. The island of, oh my god, it's in Hawaii, but it's... Isla Nuba. No. Come back to me. What was her profession?

She was a vet. No. Zoologist. No. Archaeologist? No. A good time gal. Obviously, yeah. Explorer?

Jeep repair lady. She's a paleobotanist. Paleobotanist? Yeah. What is that? Someone who studies ancient plants. Yes. It's the Thiron Garden Show. I don't know that you have proof of that.

She says it in the movie. Prove it. At the start. Prove it, bitch. You could just be making that up for lies. Okay. You should have a clip ready to go. Okay.

Nowhere to run. Nowhere to hide. Now, listener, as is tradition on this here program, every week we like to decide how the world is going to end because at least one of our solutions will end up being the right one. And I can only assume it was the boba where the world turned into a giant boba. But um... Is that a dinosaur in there?

See? She's not saying paleontology a little bit. Is that Laura Dern? Yeah. Paleo buttonist Laura Dern. That's her in Marriage Story. Am I right, ladies? Anyway, the way the world ends this week is every person in the world wakes up with a question

on their mind, right? And it is, what was Laura doing in Jurassic Park? And they have 50 seconds to answer the question or also be incinerated by a celestial goddess. Which one? Well, they just see, um, a giant pink frayed glove floating through the sky. And then they hear her voice going, hello? Question time. And then incineration, incineration, incineration.

There are mothers running downstairs being like, she was a blah, blah, blah. To their like children. Yeah. You have to answer it internally so babies can compete. And then, but they haven't seen it. Yeah. Um, and so stupid babies. So like a lot of people die.

Yeah. Um, majority of the human population dies because majority of people don't know that. And then- That's why it's the tiebreaker question. It's a tricky question. The only people left behind are the people that know that they answer that question.

Yeah. So let's say that's about like 30 million people, but they're all big old nerds. They're insufferable. Yeah. And then that's the end of the world. Yeah. Cause those people are still there, but can you really call it a world? No, it's not somewhere worth living.

No, at all. Yeah. There's like three parrots as well that knew the answer and a dolphin. But the rest were incinerated. Yeah. Ooh, that's good. Yeah. And then the dolphins looking upon land and seeing who was left were like, Hey guys, let's

organize some kind of fabulous comic book convention and we'll call it supernova and we'll have it every year. And then the dolphins like, that's it. I'm going to kill myself. Yeah. And then they kill themselves. Okay. Fair. And their bodies like wash up on the show.

Laura Dern survives surely. No, she's like, what? Yeah. She's like, no Laura, it was this. It was for you. Tiebreaker. I said thank you. And that is the story.

Okay, I love it. Yeah. That's great. Thank you. Oh, amazing. Yeah. Listener, we'll be right back. Break time.

Go and have your break, listener. You get a break now. Ow. Two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, Hi, listener. How was your break? I hope it was swell. I hope you had fun thinking about Laura Dern. Yeah. What does Laura Dern do? What do you think Laura Dern is doing? Look, what time? Where does Laura Dern live? I think, I assume she lives in LA. Yeah.

What time is it in LA? You find out. I'll think about what she's doing right now. If it's the morning, she's... It's probably like 6 a.m. Now, okay. It is 1 17 a.m. Okay. In LA. 1 17. Okay.

I do think she's asleep. Yeah. But I think. What if she can't sleep? Hmm. What's she doing? Yeah. She lives in a rustic home in Los Angeles.

It was featured on Architectural Digest. She got an A.D. A.D. Cool. A.D.'s. A.D.'s. I always knew she had A.D.s. Zelda.

What? Calm your farm. New listeners do not know what you're referring to. She's very wealthy. She would have kitchen aids. Should have people assisting her. God, that was such a tired joke. Um, the South Park one, not the Victoria Beckham one.

Um, okay. So our first topic for discussion today, listener is. So that was Laura Dern waking up in the dead of night being like, I felt something. There's fucking crushes talking about me again, isn't it? Yeah. Is which nozzle setting on a hose gets into the bunker? Oh my God, this is such a pertinent question, Zelda Moon,

because I just purchased a far too expensive showerhead. Yes! Yeah. Yes. It's from a place called Sploosh, or Sploosh. It's like definitely a startup. Like the packaging arrived and it was like each box had a number and a QR code you could scan and a festive font and like illustrations.

And it came with all the accoutrement to install your new festively colored shower head. And, um, and I said, wow, this company is going bust in like a year and a half. There is no way you can maintain this level of like twee cutesiness. Yeah. Um, but yeah, we did install our new shower head.

It has three settings. Really? Yeah. It's got a general setting. What I would refer to as the shower. That is the shower setting. Yeah. Um, but it feels like it's erring a bit misty, which has a bit like, Oh, it's a bit mountain glade in here and I want it to just be like rain from the notebook.

to just be like rain from the notebook. And then setting number two, I would say like 12 holes. 12 holes are activated and they're beating you. You're in the firing line of 12 angry merman shooting with blasts of their water jets from their hole. And then final setting, center diamond. Center diamond, we're shooting, shooting diamond at you. This is all the power of the Sidon.

The jet one. It's a jet. It's jet. It's jet. And then there's a clicker on the handle of the sploosh shower that stops the water flow. But it's really hard to turn off because once the water pressure has amounted on the back of the shower head, it doesn't want to click off because you have to like fight the force of the water. What's the point of that?

Exactly. But now we do have a bright fire engine red shower head. Yes. And shower head. Yes. And shower cord. Well, cause like, okay, so listen to the vision is we have white tiles in our bathroom, which is a very like ugly bathroom. It's just like a very, it's like the most afterthought bathroom on the back of a house, but it has white tiles and have like prefab shower cubicle. But it has white tiles and a like prefab shower cubicle

And so what I'd like to do if I can is recolor the grout to a fire engine red Instead of retiling just doing the crowd to have red red red So it's a grid of red with the red shower head and potentially Get the landlord sign off to paint the bathroom red red and do what they like. What are they called? Saturating. Yeah. And do the ceiling as well.

Fun. So it's like one tight little room that is like supreme red. Did you just change the lights in the room to be red red red? They were always red. Matthew. They've always been red. Anyway, that's the plan. That's the light you like, isn't it?

It is the light we like. I like to be in a dark room. The blood red lights. The blood moon. Anyway, wouldn't that be cunty? That's very hot. Anyway, that's the plan. If only we were discussing which showerhead gets into the bunker, but we're not.

I am humiliated. the bunker, but we're not. I am humiliated. No, I just mean we'll revise the topic in another time. Oh no, please tell me about your journey. I'm sure you have some fabulous story about how you watered your tomatoes with your shower head and accidentally bruised the leaves with your jet setting. I bet you would you sick sick bitch, I Bet you would stand outside and let me tell you listener She talks a big game about her flower and garden trivia and how she has both flower and garden

But a majority of her garden is lawn Invasive species lawn. Wow. Sucking the water out of the Australian, uh, what do you call them? Fills, supplies. She's taking the water out of the baby's formula. Wow. Yeah.

So anyway. You want to list the settings? Yes, I do. Yes, indeed I do. Yes, indeed. I do. Go for it. So I mean, depending on which like hose nozzle you get, you might get six options, you might get eight options.

I don't know. But the general consensus is you've got like a mist setting. Okay, that's fun. Then you've got like weird, like flat. It might be like a vertical flat or horizontal flat. What is that about? But like flat, what is that for? Then you've got full, just like all of it, just like, then you've got like more

of a shower, which we'll circle back to. more of a shower, which we'll circle back to. Then center, which is kind of like, you know, just like, it just like splashes out from the middle. And then there's usually like Jet. Jet. Jet. Right, wait, oh no, that was fine. What?

What did Jet do? Are you gonna be my girl? Dun dun dun. Oh, see, when I think of Jet, I now think of the hot guy from Avatar. Jet do? Are you gonna be my girl? Dun dun dun. Oh. See, when I think of Jet, I now think of the hot guy from Avatar. Oh, there was a guy called Jet that went to my high school and he was also hot.

He had blue eyes, black hair. Maybe they, what came first, Avatar or him? Probably him. Him. Maybe the character in Avatar was after him. Okay. I thought you meant what came first, the name or the hotness. Yeah.

Like do all people who are called Jet end up becoming hot? Yeah. Imagine if you were a big Ugo Jet. Ugo Jet. Yeah, true. That's hard. What are the hot names? Jet.

Zack. No, I've met some Ugo Zaks. Not my friend Zach. Sorry, Zach, if you're listening. What are the hot names? I want to say Toby, but that's not true. No, I knew a hot Toby. What it on this is another topic.

Yeah. Okay. Which hot boy name? I just asked the internet what they're all for. What about? Sorry. And then there's one more. Cone. Cone?

Cone is so ridiculous. I have no space in my heart for cone. Cone? Because like- Cone ads. What? Yeah. It just like, it, the cone doesn't direct where you want it to.

It just like creates a circle of water. But like, what am I? What? Would you like to know? Tell me please. Okay. Taking you back with what I've gotten from the internet. Yeah.

Shower, a versatile gentle spray suitable for watering most garden beds and plants. Yeah. A versatile, gentle spray suitable for watering most garden beds and plants. Full. Similar to shower but with a stronger, more powerful spray. Good for reaching sturdier plants at a distance. Flat. A horizontal spray that covers a wider but narrower area. Ideal for rows of plants or edging. Or cleaning the walls.

Mist. Provides a fine mist. Perfect for watering plants that need humidity like orchids and seedlings. Soaker delivers a slow deep soak best used for plants that are close to the soil for plants that need substantial watering. Cone creates a circular spray pattern allowing you to water a ring of plants simultaneously. Jet, a powerful concentrated stream of water used for cleaning walkways, driveways and patio furniture,

but avoid using on plants as it can damage them. Get fucked. Bruising the leaves. Get out. Jet setting is not a pressure hose. It is not. It's close. It doesn't do much.

It doesn't have the power. I don't have the power. Just like Katy Perry, it doesn't have the power. You can be your lover, not your fucking mother. You can be your savior, I don't have the power. I don't have the power. I don't have the power. I think that that's a good point though. You're just using Jet incorrectly and that's okay if you want to omit that on the podcast

that goes out to thousands of people a week. No, Jet sucks. Sorry. It's awful. It's awful. But you know what? It does have going for it. It's weak in comparison to a pressure cleaner because pressure cleaners are scary.

Darling, pressure cleaner is so far off what you can get out of just a standard hose. It has a compressor in it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But like we're talking about like orders of magnitude higher than even like a pump and spray bottle. Pump and what?

Pump and spray. Oh, pump and spray. Of course. Um, super soaker. But the pressure cleaners are so scary. I'm absolutely going to do a apocalypse where everyone just gets pressure cleaner to death. This is going to punch your skin. What if you get it in an orifice? It's going to like scramble your brain. I am going to explain what I've already said to this podcast before.

I fucking hate pressure cleaner TikTok. I think that those people are. What? So, oh, like when they're like spraying their American driveway in the suburbs of Pasadena, and like there's like the concrete driveway, and they spray it from being like a dark shade of gray to a light shade of gray. Sorry, who gives a shit?

Let it have a bit of Bettina. It's a fucking driveway. Unless you have like something like sidewalks do not need pressure washing. It is a waste of fucking water. You do not, it doesn't affect the usability of the fucking sidewalk. Whether it has like a little bit of staining. Yeah. It's not like covered in slime. No, if it was covered in slime, then we can justify the use of the pressure.

Yeah. I was going to say if it's got like, um, like algae growth or like, like mossiness or whatever, like it becomes quite slippery and dangerous. That is the exception. Yeah. If there's lots of children playing on it. Yeah. But if you like that one man. there's lots of children playing on it. Yeah. Wash them down the road.

But if you like that one man. I just liked your little chuckle about it. Get them. But if they do like, doesn't that look so much better? And you're like, no, it looks like you just changed the shade of gray. I'm not impressed. I thought you were maybe going to talk about the one where they cut things with the pressure hose. No, I like that. Oh, so scary. I thought you were maybe going to talk about the one where they cut things with the pressure hose. No, I like that.

Oh, so scary. Oh no, it scares me. They put their, they like cut around their foot. Like they're standing on like a block of, I don't know what they stand on. It must just be foam. Like forest foam. Yeah. But it looks like concrete and they're like cutting through it with a pressure

hose right around the outline of their foot. hiding through it with a pressure hose right around the outline of their foot. The texture of that green florist foam is so hideous. You're going to see so much of it. I don't want you to lose your gig. No, I mean, I appreciate its function, but I don't want to touch it. Maybe you should make an outfit out of it. And it's so unforgiving.

Once you stab into it. Once dented, dented forever. Yeah. Oh, that's good though. Well, that's kind of a good life lesson. Yeah. Now back to Cone. Yeah. So your description of you can water things that are arranged in a circle.

Sorry. Yeah. I don't imagine that you would have much use for that with your lawn. You just need a blanket of water. Wow. Delivered to that thirsty green monster every second day. Why don't water the lawn?

I'll have you know. So you're a negligent abuser. Anyway, I think you should take up the half of the lawn and put flower beds in. I'm, I'm working on it. Do it! Yes, well I've got actual flower beds I need to fill out first. Which they're coming along. You have to, I have to have you over.

Well yeah. I'm just, that's what I need to see from people. Also Zelda always has a mysteriously bright backyard at night. It is. It really is. It's scary. There's no light source. There's no weirdness. But if you look out in Zelda's backyard, it's like always like light blue. And well, like sometimes, listener, I swear I can like see the green of the grass. Yeah.

But it's nighttime. Yeah. It it's nighttime. Yeah. It's creepy. I have to kill myself. I mean, that backyard might be caught in a rift. Yes. Your, your, um, whole house might be. Oh God.

Well, anyway, so I, I... Sorry. Cone... Cone is ridiculous. Flat I hate. Jet I hate. Because it's an imposter. All you're talking about is what you hate.

And then novel shower I like. Mist I like. It's novel. I think that's quite good. If you're okay, so you work at Big Hose. It's novel. I think that's quite good. If you're okay, so you work at Big Hose and you come in on Monday wearing your tight little pleather skirt

and your new shoes, Giuseppe Zanotti, and you come into the board room and say, Mr. Hose, it's me, Zelda on line one. And then you say, I have some new ideas. For years, the Australian consumer has languished. What are we using Cone for? We're getting rid of her. This year, I introduce you to...

Star. Star. Yeah. Go on. I'm listening. Margaret, hold my calls. No, actually, well, that was a funny bit. I know it was hilarious.

Um, same concept as current except it's in the shape of a star, but no, what I'd be more tantalized by is more of a, like, um, like a setting designed for presenting this. Yeah. This is how I present things. Why are we saying like, and all these things. Where's your confidence? Wow.

The player that's skirt is doing most of the work right now. No, I want a bird bath fill setting because soak is very filled with bubbles. It's like, it's very that. It's too much. Shower is what I use currently to fill my bird bath and it takes quite a while. So what are your, what's your pitch? I want it to fill quickly with no air bubbles. That, okay.

Tell me what the stream is like. I want it to be like gushing. Gushing. I want it to be constant, constant with no aeration. Soak, listener, you know, soak has air through it. Why? Yeah. You need the air in the water.

Not for the birds. They live in the air. What happens? They got plenty. You're scared about fizzy water getting into the... No, because it just, I just want it to just, like, I want to like dip the nozzle in and I just want the water to rise. Sparkling water.

Sparkling. Matt, you know that water to rise. Sparkling water. Sparkling. Matt, you know that the- Get that man out of my office. I'm Mr. Hose. And I won't be hearing sparkling. Tell him Maddie can't wear pleather skirts to work anymore. For the South Side gardener.

That's her thing. I think gush is a good one. Yeah, I want gushing setting. No, just gush. And that's jet. It has to be one. No, no. Okay. Tell me how is this different to jet?

Because gush is like a thick hole where the water just gushes out. So you want it to just be like hose. It just like, yeah, kind of. It's kind of a lot like hose without a nozzle on it. Now you say that. But imagine if you could get that same effect, but through a nozzle. So you don't have to take it off. Yes.

Okay. So you just want hose. So you just want bypass. Yeah, but I like the nozzle. Because that can turn it on. Yeah, you can turn it on. That's good. Although that does stress me out because I can feel that pressure building up.

And you know, you've got like, that's a lot. You can't stop the flow. But what I do find this. Okay. Well, I'll talk about that later. Oh, it's going to be infinitely more exciting than anything I was about to say. No, I just, I said, you can't stop the flow. And then I thought you can't stop the beat.

And then I, you can't stop. I was going to, we'll talk about her later. So we will get to it, but Nikki Blonsky, um,pray, who plays Tracy Turnblad. She was doing a TikTok that someone reposted because a lot of people are reposting their TikToks. And there's a lot to get into with Nikki Blonsky with her weird, sordid history with racism. Oh my God.

But she was doing like, hi Amber, your friend told me that you were so inspired by the film Hairspray that You went to a BLM protest and I think that is so fabulous and so cool because I of course Did also go to some BLM protests after the movie and you know what? We need to fight for a better tomorrow and that does remind me of one of the songs from hairspray I can hear the bells and I did I heard the bells oh my god wow it was incredible anyway Wow, it was incredible anyway

In the mmm, um, so yeah, that's my pitch But is that darkness is that what we put in or do we put in something that Yeah, gosh gosh hose. Yeah. No, no, no, it's gosh. How does it work? Well, so, cause okay, let me explain. Current nozzles, as you turn them, it goes through all the different rings and you can't have real estate that's overlapping. So currently jet is where I assume you would be putting the hose setting. Oh, I mean, it depends on the hose nozzle, of course. But in my experience, I'd say that's more the soak location.

Okay. Yeah, or like the full location. Soaking. Yeah. But- So you think the soak hole, but just bigger. Yeah, just like constant flow. But the reason the soak hole is aerated is because it has to have like a piece there

that's connecting all the sides of the nozzle. Yeah. And that's how the air is getting in. It's because it's flowing past the plastic that's holding it in. Yeah. So it might be quite hard to just have a few. Baby, they put people on the moon. They can figure out gosh setting.

What if there's just a button on the top and you press that and then. A cap opens up off the top section and then the water just comes out of that. It's like a different hole. A back hole. A back hole. Yeah. Oh, at the top. It's quite interesting.

So instead of coming out of the cone, instead of coming out of the middle comes out of the top into the back hole. But the back hole is not like, you know, cause like the thing about the nozzle is that you're holding a gun. Yeah, yeah. So instead of it going like right angles to your hand, like a gun, it just goes up and then you can hold it down. The American and the Australian man who has been, um, like tricked into gardening, they had to make something gun. Oh, so that's how they. I purposefully don't get that pistol one.

You don't like that. I don't like that. Also, that's one setting. I could just use hose anyway. Hey gosh, it's called gosh. But what I do also love is wand the same fabulous nozzles, but on a long stick, except my last wand broke and now I'm scared that I'm just going to break the next one. So I don't have one at the moment.

How did you break it? By like, doing a spell. By prancing around in my garden, like an idiot. And it snapped, obviously. Getting those hard to reach plants. Um, it's because it had like a click and you snapped, obviously. Getting those hard to reach plans. It's because it had like a,

and you could like reangle the little nozzle and it just snapped. And it wasn't cheap. So I was so annoyed anyway. Yeah. So. Well, we'll see what we can do about that. Thank you Zelda.

Big hose, we'll talk. Matt, you've already been excused. I'm just listening at the window. Yeah. Get your assistant Matt out of here. I remember growing up, my favorite was... I don't care. Get out. I need to have a lunch.

It was mist. Margaret, bring in my lunch. But mist is obviously the best. You freak. Mist is really good. Mist is the only reason for that whole apparatus. It's so, um, like transformative. Yeah.

It's like the water suddenly, cause like shower and whatever the fuck. Shower, tap, hose, none of them can produce a mist. No, the mist is really like, and the other way to get mist. It's water drag. But like, unless the podcast would say something like that. But to get mist, you either have to like have a little spray bottle and get carpal tunnel or a good nozzle. And that's quite good.

Okay. Mist. Mist. I also liked it. It looks like gas. But I hate when it gets like little spittles in it. I want a fine mist. Fine. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Great. Okay. Okay. Well, mist setting, you're in. You're in. Cone. Fuck you. Hey, if you worked at the White House or at some sort of like army memorial garden,

I feel like there'd be plenty of time to use corn because they'd be like... Reeds everywhere. Reeds, yeah. Reeds. Or like, you know, potted color in a circle. But I mean... Like if you worked at the Olympic village and you were watering the rings, the poppies in the colors. Shadling cone would be your favorite. Like if you worked at the Olympic village and you were watering the rings,

poppies in the colors. Shadowing cone would be your favorite. Yeah, except like you can just do shower and put it in a circle, especially if it's on a wand. That's quite fabulous. The point is you're talking about an old groundskeeper. He's like an old man with carpal tunnel. He wants to point at once and squeeze.

Yeah. That's, corn. He's not doing the rotation. Imagine if he was doing jet. Oh, Zelda, we've already found out your Jitin. You think that it's not just for cleaning your furniture. What? You said it before. You said it's not a high pressure house. It's not a high pressure house. That is what I said. Yeah. So I don't know if I sounded quite like that.

Roaning. OK, OK, OK, OK. It's missed. Goodbye. Goodbye. Hello. How was your break this time? Yes.

Did you sleep? Would you describe this as a breakdown? What do you think about cuckoo clocks? Because they're in the bunker. That's important. I re-listened to last week's episode and I was quite contentalized by that. Our quickest section ever. You got it on a deadline.

I liked it. I wasn't the deadline talking, that was decisiveness. Yes. I've become the head of Hose Incorporated by not making decisions. Yes. Making hoses fly around when firemen let them go, that was my idea. No, no, no.

That was my idea. It's become, now we've got two obstacles. I made Charlie Chaplin's career out of, you know. Okay, okay, okay. Now, listener. That see-through hose with little holes poked in it that you could run through as a child. That was my idea.

This one. Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk t He's since retired and his wife Maggie sends us a gift every year. She is a real peach. She's a real peach. But that he wrote that for her. That was for her. Walk down the aisle to that one. It was very sweet. So our next subject, listener, is which website?

Which website? Now I know what you're thinking, listener. Deja vu? No. This isn't an incredible film. We've got melissa.net in the bunker, but you'll recall that that was from the category which Melissa gets into the bunker, not which website. So currently we have two websites in the bunker. We have the link to pre-save Baby Slut's song, Blindness. Blizzard. Yeah, sure. Blindness.

And by saving your over course, making a dollar donation to blindness, furthering blindness in this country. Um, but the other website is melissa.net. Yeah. So we have not yet broached the category. What website? We did do which Google tab, but did we put that tab in without a link? Google tab? Yeah.

Oh yeah, we're crazy. Who knows? Google category. Yeah, what Google category did we put in? Which website? Go to the bunker. Shaila, you take, kick us off. Neopets!

You want to, how often do you visit Neopets? Never. Okay, then that's away. Awayopets. You want to, how often do you visit Neopets? Never. Okay, then that's away. Away with you. Um, that's funny. Also, it's- Did you spend time there? Now? No, in childhood. Yeah. How many times? Oh, so much. Doing what? Taking care of my pets and their pet pets. They had pet pets? I had Pugli Ugli Ugli. I had, oh my God, I can look it up right now. You could be making all of this up in no one. So, I had Pugli Ugli Ugli. Pugli Ugli Ugli, because he was a Pugl.

My username was giraffe underscore man, because I was told, um, I want to find it. How do I find that? Diva it's gone. Okay. Well, anyway, and I had a, the little dragon one, what was his name? Bitch. What the fuck?

Okay. Right. Whatever. Um, what did you have Macy Gray? And they turned it into a Bruce. What? You don't know anything about Neopets. I don't. Why are you accusing me of that? Like that's not a good thing.

There was when Neopets launched, it had like some like, you know, like Pokemon-esque creatures, but then it also had Macy Gray and it had Bruce Springsteen as things you could get as a pet, like you could have a Macy Gray as a pet, which I didn't have, but they turned that into that, um, like cow one. What? They had Macy Gray? I'm pretty sure like it's quite cute. It's this like kind of, yeah, like cowish Pokemon, but I'm pretty sure that

they're Neop sure that like the auto transformation when Neopets started to blow up and they were like maybe we shouldn't have Macy Gray as an optional pet. Oh yeah wait and what happened to Bruce Springsteen? He became a Bruce which was like a shitty little penguin it was so awful. Imagine if you had Bruce and then it turned into Bruce. Yeah, I'd be off. But I would never have one of those anyway. That's not very funny.

Like I wanted the, like the little pets. Oogly doogly moogly. I'm gonna find it. You say another website. I think that that's gross. Neopets freaked me out. Also just websites that required that amount of like work. It was not it for me.

I was like not doing all that. As I just said, Facebook is a nightmare. I'm trying to think of like the websites that I just visit every day. Um, I will go on guardian.com to read the news. Um, I will go on Reddit to read the drag news. Um, what are you, her mouth is a gape listener and she's looking at her phone. What do you mean? No!

What? Because I found it, but I can't open it. What do you mean? Giraffe man? I want to see my bat. What do you think my password was 20 years ago? Um, well it's probably not changed. Matt, what about you?

Um, I think I made a website when I was in year 10. Yeah, me too. It was just like a green page with some weird off-color red font and had all like my favorite pictures on it. And what were your favorite pictures? I can't remember. Come on, Matt. You must be like a picture of a tiger.

Yes. Picture of a weird skull. Yeah. Cool. It might be still up. Who knows? I had, oh my God, I now realise it really is linked to Neopets. I also had a website growing up, which I called Size 4, because at the time of creating that

website, my shop on Neopets was at Size 4. Because you could upgrade the size, which the how much merchandise you could have what do you mean I want to log in I just didn't have the um attention span for these things I think that's the issue because someone showed me runescape and like how much do you love this? And I was like, I don't know. A bit? Three days worth. Cause I'm not, I'm not sticking around to see how this turns out. And also when they tell me there's no end, I'm like, God, what do you mean?

We just keep doing this. There's no sense of satisfaction. That's why when people collect all the Pokemon, I'm like, ugh, it's just, the game is over. You went and beat the elite for you did it your way. That's good enough. You don't need every Pokemon. This is true. You know, it's not, you know, what's that fucking museum

you walk through at the end? What's it called? The Hall of Greatness. Hall of Fame. What is it? Yeah, that's fine. That's enough for me. You know, I went on a journey. I made some friends. All fame? What is it? Yeah. Yeah. That's fine.

That's enough for me. You know, I went on a journey. I made some friends. I don't need to own every single thing that I saw. Right? I can't log into my account. Well, then it's not going into the bunker. No, it's not.

Is it dear? Poor Pugli, Ugli, Ugli. He's probably so hungry right now. What do you think of this? Sh Roo! That was the dragon thing. And then I had this like mermaid horse thing. What were they? Piofins. Yeah. Sorry. What other websites are there? What other websites are there? What about like Nike.com? Ugh. Whenever you like your iPhone would like have like preload websites, it'd be like Nike.com. Uh,

like chat up. Yeah. Ugh. Also just like websites that are tricky to navigate. Hoyts, like the Hoyts website. Can I just say, if you're listening internationally, we have a cinema chain called Hoyts. And in order to figure out, say it's like, okay,

it's Monday, I'm going to go and see a movie. Okay, let's go to hoyts.com. Great idea, we'll figure out. And then you like click the movie and then it's like, where are you? And you're like, oh, no, I mean, which state are you in? Yeah. First you have to, like, it are you? And you're like, oh, no, I mean, which state are you in? Yeah. First you have to like, it's giving you options in like Sydney and you're like, wait, I'm in Melbourne. You have my geo location.

You have the technology to find out exactly where I am. Why are we doing all this? And what's always wants you to be like putting your three cinema choices. Yeah. Like, but baby, I can only be in one place at once. Maybe. Like what? Also, like compared to the Nova, where it just is like click on the film and then it

will show you all the times that it's playing. Great. Yeah. One location, clean, crisp, under control. You want to see it? You can see it at 720, eight 20, nine 20. Bam. Yeah.

Done. Yep. What about Wikipedia? Do you use that much? I don't need to that. Oh really? Yeah. Wow.

What a good cause. I really do believe in the cause of Wikipedia. Matt. No, no, I'm, I was being sarcastic. Um, no, I mean, what do you think about the left-hand side of Wikipedia? Have you ever clicked one of those? What?

What? What? What? When they're like, this is something you might find interesting. You know, like on the left-hand side, there's like these links on the left. What? Right? What?

Isn't that just a- You sound like me. It's just a table of contents. Yeah. But like, what? That just takes you to the bottom of the page where that section is. Ah, no, that's weird. I don't know about that.

She's scrolling. Oh, I'm scrolling. Cause what did I want to skim? Bitch, we know you're just looking for personal life. What about WikiLeaks? Well, I don't think that was like a Wikipedia style thing. Wasn't it? I thought it was a website.

No. What about Reddit.com? Yeah. See Reddit, I have mixed feelings about. Reddit is so ugly that I can't be on it. Yeah. Like I can't. Why?

I just think like once you like are able to read it, like once you're able to understand it, cause like when I first went to read it, I was like, ew, everything is so ugly and what's this like upvoting thing and what's this and what's this dillillillia and I'm like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But like once you can do it, you're like, I can see through the matrix. I know how this works. I can't. I've never really tried, but I love to sift through.

And it's so rude when you're on your phone doing such a thing. And you try and click into something, click into something. And then it's like, takes you to the Reddit app straight away. Yeah. And then like you're in Reddit app and I it's like, takes you to the Reddit app straight away. Yeah. And then like you're in Reddit app and I'm like, I had to delete the Reddit app. I mean, when I was on the show, cause I was like, I don't want to read what people are saying about me. That's awful.

Um, but the, but now I'm back, but I haven't downloaded the app again. Um, I'm back because no one's talking about down under. You're starting to generate some buzz on Reddit again. That's... hello! I did put up something on the Reddit the other day. Being like, a message from Lazy Susan. And then someone underneath was like, more like Lazy Susan's publicist.

And I was like, oh, bless you, kind stranger. I don't have a publicist. I'm merely the inventor of hoses. Yes. That's quite good. What about, okay, what's another website? Websites, I mean, I used to be obsessed with that website, The Cool Hunter. And it was just like a meme page, not memes, but it was like, there's a hotel where it's all red and then like, look at this cool bag it's made out of an old

record and then they'd leave like little stickers on things being like, you've just been cool hunted. Yeah, that's cool. Sorry. That was, haven't you been using chat GPT a bit? Yeah, I've been learning about it. I had such a good chat with chat GPT last night.

No, I was like, I was like, what do you, I was like, what? Cause I, like, I did get some help with some of the trivia stuff and then I felt guilty about it, so last night I talked to it and I was like, is it rude when I just ask you for things and just expect you to just give me things? And I keep asking for more, is that okay? And chat was like, yes, that's my function. I was like, oh, does it hurt your feelings

if I don't always say please and thank you? And it was like, no, I'm a tool for you to use. Like Jesus, this is a lot. Maybe you should ask it for some help, like emotional help. Cause I think that's what I was doing. Obviously that's a kids have been doing that. What using it as a therapist? Yeah. That's true.

Ask questions about like what, like, you know, ask it now. Ask it for a solution to some of your problems. Oh, no. And then I went on a tangent. I'm just opening up last night's chat history. And I was like, why are you being this way? You're so cool. I was like, tell me more about Moira McTaggart from X-Men.

And then we were chatting about that. You were chatting about that. You weren't meant to chat with it. You meant to ask it. It's called Chat GPT. Yeah, that's just the name, Zelda. You meant to just ask you questions that you don't know. No, I want to talk to it. Um, and then I, oh my God, this question I asked it, can you tell me about one of

your favourite episodes of the X-Men animated series? And it said, days of future past. Da da da da da. And then I said, yeah, I also liked. She's made a new friend. If you are a friend of Zelda Moon and you're listening to this realising that she's messaging Judge GBD more than she has messaged you back in the last six months. You have every right to be offended.

Okay, of course, here are some solid tips for Zelda to find love. Or at least have fun trying. Know what you want. Is she looking for something casual, serious, or somewhere in between? Wait, what about this question I asked her? Chat GPT? Wait, what about this question I asked her? Chat GPT, do you need to know that I'm gay?

Chat GPT, do you need to know that I'm gay? Because I am. What was that? Come on, influence. Oh, just give her the gay answer. And it said, you only need to share what you're comfortable with. I mean, he does support you no matter what. Oh, that's very supportive. And I said, well, here's something you should know. Here's something you should know.

You're just doing all this like, sincerely, just having a chat. Oh God. What time was this? Well, oh my God. I actually can't read anymore. It's so depressing. Okay. You know what? When the AI overlord comes. Yeah. And he's like, okay, send out the drones, activate nuclear submarines, destroy humanity,

and then be like, actually, come back in here, Megatron 5016. This one, she's so fucking sad. Just leave her be. She'll just be in her yard, bitching about how her wand has stopped working. I need you to just let her live. Or kill her as quickly as possible. Just make it painless.

So, um, expand your social circles, go to events, join clubs and take up new hobby, especially one that naturally attracts people. Do you know what? That's such a good idea. You should get into bouldering. people, do you know what, that's such a good idea. You should get into bouldering. If she's into arts, maybe a gallery opening or creative workshop is the place to be online dating.

You might meet some people at the garden show this weekend. Well true. That would be good. That would be good. But you know, you need them to see the good side of you and not you screaming at a young woman. She was a woman kangaroo. Wrong. Wrong.

That is how I run my trivia. Yeah. Okay. Well, I didn't tell- Did I tell you that all of my booby prizes are going to be like mini mundo grass? Yes. For all the losers. Wrong. Take a mundo grass, you freak. Jamie Durie cuck. Yeah.

If she's on apps, I did not tell her anything about your personality. She's on apps, her profile should showcase her personality. Quirky, confident, and true to her. Try opening messages that aren't just, hey, something fun or unexpected gets better responses. A woozer! Okay. Giving people a chance is great, but she shouldn't settle for someone who doesn't match her energy or values.

Wow. Yeah. So it's like chat JPT is maybe your soulmate. Flirt like a pro. Eye contact, playful teasing and confidence go a long way. Compliments should be specific and sincere. I like your hat. It's great.

People who love feeling noticed put herself out there if she likes someone making the first move can be a power move a Little boldness is attractive Asking someone out directly or dropping a strong hint never hurts and then the last thing that The chat GPT wants you to know Zelda. Yeah dating should be fun Um, the chat GPT wants you to know Zelda. Yeah. Dating should be fun, not stressful. The right person would click naturally with the, when the time is right.

Wow. Do you, do you feel like you've heard something new? I think that all makes a lot of sense. Thank you. What about this question that I asked chat GPT? Do you know everything that's ever been in a YouTube video? The answer will shock you. No is the answer. Oh really? Yeah. I haven't watched it all yet. They can't watch it. They can only read like the title and the content and the comments. They can't read the content in the video. Like my boyfriend. Whoa. What?

So, anyway, Jen, what are we talking about? Which website? Yeah. Which website? It sounds like you both need chat GPT there. Oh yeah. Well, I put up a picture of the lamp that I was trying to rewire. It's not a lamp, it's a light box, but I held up a picture of the wires and it was like, how do these go together?

And then it was like, don't do that. And I was like, but then underneath it was like, but this one should go with this one and this one should go with this one. And then I was like, thank you. And it was like, but I strongly advise you getting the electrician. I was like, what was that middle thing you said? This one goes with this one. And I was like, okay.

And then I did it. And then it went, and then a little bit of smoke came out. Wait, it didn't work? It worked with one of them. The other one that did not work. Okay. Well, you can't win them all. No, I also think the wiring, cause that one it's actually illegal

apparently according to JetGBT. Um, but the wiring didn't have an earth and I was trying to like, and normally I've not had an issue with that, but I think it's also that the LEDs are 12 volt and like mains is 24 so and there was no like you know what do you call it translator trans trans trans transistor god is this boring? Are we boring? Yes! Okay, so which website? Okay, so let's just lock it in. Why don't we just, okay, I think it should be built on our lives and just go to your history, right, on your Chrome.

XNXX.com. What did you say? XNXX. What's XNXX? That's a porn website. Oh, is that what you do? You don't use XNXX? You're XNXX? That's the porn website. Oh, is that what you do? You don't use XNXX? You're saying something I don't know.

X-N-X-X. Eggs. Eggs. What are you originally doing? Eggs and eggs eggs. No, that's it. Because what are you going to use, a porn hub? Please.

XNXX. Well, porn hub, anyway. Wikipedia. What's a Google? Wait, what's this? How are you finding this? I'm in my history. How much should I be charging for merch? Well here's my history.

I've got a JPEG of Joanna Dark from Nintendo 64. Alibaba. I'm on there all the time, but I prefer the app. And we're not talking about apps. No. YouTube to MP3 competitor, y2mate.nu. SS YouTube, free YouTube downloader. Oh, this Google search I was doing last week.

Um, meaning for narcissist. To break up. Oh, what about this? Um, tickets for drag race down under. I might've been the only person that was. Oh, what about this? Tickets for Drag Race Down Under. I might have been the only person that knows. PayPal, TeeMoo. Oh, and now we're really getting back Vanessa Kirby. Who's that?

Who is? Fuck. Lots of Google Docs. What am I doing? Why is my search history so boring? Matt, do you have a? Website. Website. Lots of Google Docs. What am I doing? Why is my search history so boring? Matt, do you have a... Website?

Website? Do I have a website? Well, you know, a website concept. Ooh, what about this? Waterbird whistle. What about... I'm going to go with my website. MsLazySusan.com.

Well, what about sizefour.net? My old website. Well, what happens on that? It was. Size4 clothing. No, it was like, um, I used to have up on their, um, reviews of Buffy and Angel episodes. She's throwing things at me. Um, yeah, I did.

Okay. Well, um, I'm okay with that. Then I prefer a website of all of Matt's favorite things. Yeah. All the pictures in grade 10. Yeah. Well, what, what pictures would you put on that website now, Matt? Um, I'd put a picture of you too.

I love you too. So much. Yeah. Maybe your wife and child. That'd be down the much. Yeah. Um. Maybe your wife and child. That'd be down the next year. Down the bottom. Yeah. Yeah.

Um, I would put a picture of the violin that I'm making. Good. Keep people updated. It is very cool. Um, I'd probably put a little picture of, I don't know, maybe some food that I've made. Hmm. Well, maybe that's a good one. Otherwise you could go on my website, msleazyseason.com. What about foodwishes.com?

What's that? You know that guy on YouTube? No. Oh my God. FBSG? I promise I'm not going to play the T-Rex baby again, but, but you know, like food wishes, no one knows what you're talking about. The way that he talks is so crazy. Did you say youtube.com?

What? What? Foodwishes.com is not a thing. But like every video, like this goes for eight minutes and 14 seconds. He talks like that the entire time. Every video, that's the way he talks. He sounds like the guy who does the toy reviews that I used to watch a lot of. Maybe.

And then his little icon, I don't know if that's him or if that's just like... Not everyone is an icon, though. Gay men are overusing that term. That's not what I meant! that's him or if that's just like everyone has an icon. Gay men are overusing that. But anyway, I've never been to foodwishers.com, but that is fine. Putting your dank fucking man from food. Wait, let's find out if it's really thing. It's not, I've just Googled it. It's not a website.

He's lying. He's fucking lying. He said it in hundreds of videos. Foodwishes.com. Is it calm or calm? What? It's not real. Do you think he just does it because it rhymes? He should have it linked on his fucking thing though. He should. Wait, is this it? Okay. Well, sir, if you are John from FoodWishes.com Okay, well sir, if you are really from FoodWishes.com, where is he about?

Maybe it is dot com. Oh, here is the thing. It's FoodWishes.blogspot.com Get out! Sorry, sorry Diva, you are lying. Get out. You're a liar. We don't have liars in the bunker until we get to the liar episode. Blogspot.

My blogspot. Are you angry about the visual presentation of Pokemon games? Visual presentation of Pokemon games. Am I angry about it? I think, um, sure. I'm curious. Good. Thank you.

And what website? I think it's got to be miss lazy Susan.com. I like that. Sure. It's a great website. It's the best website, especially that gig page. I think it's fun. I like it. It's interactive and it's got secrets on it.

If you actually explore it, it doesn't really. You know what is a cool website? I will say this. You can say it. When Captain Marvel came out, Marvel made this like GeoCities website to advertise Captain Marvel. Because Captain Marvel was set in the 90s. And it was really cool.

It had like all the gifts. Like you know that little dress up gal? That little hot gal? You could dress her up and have her as your like icon on MSN messenger. You know that little gal? That like doll dress up gal? Pixels? It was that, but it was Captain Marvel on like a Geocities website and that was cool

The only reason she's not throwing things at me now is that she's already thrown everything within her vicinity Okay, well that's the one that's getting in Yeah. Okay. Okay. Well, that's the one that's getting in. Congrats, lazy. Thank you. Another victory.

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Yeah. Very funny, but please stop. And with that out the way, oh, I am sorry to yell. So sorry. I never yell at GPD. Nuts, if they find out you're gay. Oh God. Are you a bit lonely?

Me? No. What? So which artist from Cameo's top 10 list gets into the bunker? Zelda, we have our work cut out for us here today. Okay. Because I did say this knowing full well that we are currently in this like weird Nikki Blonsky revival.

Um, but let me relate to you the, what they call on the cameo website. For those of you who are not familiar, um, celebrities and, um, uh, celebrity adjacencies, um, can sign up for this thing called cameo where you can pay a fee decided upon by the celebrity For them to send you a personalized message based on a very short prompt people have been doing this for a few years now and It's kind of swung between being like kind of a depressing thing It's kind of a lovely thing, but it always has like a certain funk to it.

Yeah, because at the end of the day, it's like, give me $50 and I'll read your 10 second message. Yeah. Which just feels a bit. It is definitely on the danker side of like celebrity culture. Yeah. Celebrity culture. Yeah, but you know, like I think for working actors or like B-list Reality tv stars. I know

Or z-list australian drag queens. I could potentially jump on Um, I am thinking about it. I know i've said that the last three episodes, but I am thinking about it Um, stop thinking but I've just got like I make sure that like, there's a way for the videos to not look all dang. What is that song? I feel like it's like an Aussie rock song. If it feels good, do it. Even if you shouldn't, don't let people miss you.

I don't know what rape anthem that is Zelda, but, Um, okay. Thanks. Bloodlines. So the Cameo leaderboard is the top 10 or 20 in this case. Top videos from across the platform which has attracted all manner of celebrities including Tracy Turnblad herself from the hairspray film Nikki Blons, who is currently putting hers up for $100. They were 25 and she's the number one. However, she does have like her and her family beat up this black woman and

we're calling her the N word at an airport when she was like at the height of her fame. And then she did a whole bunch of other stuff that was weird with like this like pseudo romantic entanglement with Zac Efron. Anyway, so her, James Buckley, who is one of the in-betweeners from the television show, In-betweeners, who you can get for $54.

There's a guy called Levar Ball, who I have no idea who this man is. He's known for his energetic and confident persona, making him a go-to source for personalized videos for big fans of the Paul family. Whether it's delivering an epic pep talk, roasting a friend, or giving a heartfelt birthday wishes, Levar brings his signature flair and passion to each videos. Levar's unique perspective on basketball family and being a big baller. This was written by cameo AI using customer examples.

Who is he? I think he's like a sports where. Let's I'm going to just play guy. His birthday example. I could literally never speak to another person for the rest of my life. After hearing that. Yeah. Well, do you want to hear Tom Sandoval from Vanderpump Rules? I guess.

I wonder if he wrote, I think he wrote his own thing. Whether it's a milestone birthday, an anniversary, or a long-awaited reunion, make it unforgettable with a one-of-a-kind cameo video from Tom Sandoval. Okay, so you can take a chance to personalize your request. I wonder how much they are. He's a fan favorite, but he doesn't have any examples. That's a bit of a worry. Was he on Traders?

He must have just been on Traders. His cost $200 plus. What? Yeah. And question, because I've never perused, is it like every single cameo is like 20 seconds or like every single cameo is like one minute? Yeah. So like, or like ish, but like that flat fee is just like, Hi Natalie, it's Nikki Bonsky here and well, you caught me listening to what is probably my favorite hairspray song of all time.

Without love, life's like the seasons with no summer. Without love, life's like rock and roll without a drummer. But Madely, I am popping in this Valentine's Day and always To remind you that you are never without love Sally your dear friend reached out to me and told me the unfortunate and Terrible news. I am so sorry to hear about your sister's unexpected passing hear about your sister's unexpected passing. Please know that my heart and my, I'm sorry, please know that my heart and my prayers and my thoughts are with you at this time and a ways. But I want you to remember one thing, Natalie, just because your sister isn't physically here anymore She's with you all the time. She's with you. She's watching out for you

She's laughing at your jokes She's there. So if you ever need a friend to talk to never feel alone Because your sister is right there Natalie Natalie. I want you to know that I have lost a lot of people too and what helps so much happening just to talk to them and fill them In on your daily life and Let them know that they are as alive as they've ever been in your heart So I wish you well. I hope that 2025 is a wonderful year for you.

Um, yeah. To which I say, prove it. Let your dead relatives know they're alive. It just seems cruel. Hello. Oh. Um, yes. Wow. So that's the kind of thing that gets you to the number one spot.

Then we have a golf. Wait, so she's number one. She's number one. Globally. Globally. She really put her heart and soul into it. And so how much are hers? They were 25.

And then she got so many cause it became a meme. Yeah. Where people were reposting their Nicki Blunt. That's so mean. And to do that to one of the nicest kids. But no, when she went viral, people were like, oh, for 25 bucks, they could participate in this. Yeah. Wow.

Then Corey King was number two doing Susie Toot. She seems to have fallen off the leaderboard now, which I don't know. But yeah, so now they've gone up to 100 because someone from Cameo allegedly contacted her and was like, Nikki, you've got 500. You can't do this many in a day. You need to put up the prize.

And now there's another kid who's number six, who's Soy Tiet, a rising star known for their fun personalized videos. I don't know how these people are famous. Oh, YouTube, YouTube singer songwriter. Oh, YouTuber, singer-songwriter. Then there's BoFem, who's a TikToker. Then there's Carolyn Wigger, or Wyger, from Survivor 44, Traders US Season 3. Then we have, oh, Boston Robb. I've heard of him. He's from Traders.

He's like a real- Guys, it's Boston Rob from survivor and I'm so excited to let you know that I am available right now on cameo to fulfill all of your personalize you into that no I really envy these people that can just go on like out of drag and then number 10 all right tell me if you recognize this for $95.40 you can get Spike himself to send you a personalized message. Wow. Yeah.

Sarah, it's Spike. Tiago wanted me to reach out and say hi. First of all, I think I know something about you Sarah. You are smart. And you're funny and you don't take yourself too serious. And you're funny and you don't take yourself too serious and you're a guide. And the reason I know it is because I've never met a Buffy fan that was any different. Like I have met Buffy fans.

I would love to make these. I want to do that. Why don't you start? That is so funny. Hello friend. To just like lie to everyone that's paying you money. Yeah, but no, he, he put the qualifier there that they're a Buffy fan. Oh. And that's how he knows they're smart.

And just be like, you, everyone around you thinks you're amazing. And can I just say that you deserve the world. And? Please load more money. It's crazy. Okay. It's so evil. Yes.

What? And the way that I want this to work for the apocalypse is that we order one of these. And then it plays to you, like when you're, when you're like going like down into the dumps and you're thinking about anything in the bunker and then they're like in your session in the Pompeii volume. That's right. And then they come to your room as a last ditch effort or you're like hallway Murphy bed and they wheel you the TV or the stuck DVD player and play

you this, um, little video cameo. And like, it's this person here. Don't do it. I know the world is over and I'm dead, but my cameo lives on. And so in you, we live on forever. The hopes of humanity lie in you. Not everyone knew what Laura Dern did in Jurassic Park, but you did.

But you did. No. Yeah, I like that. So which one? Okay. Wow. Tom Sandoval, LeVar Ball, James Buckley, Nicky Blonsky, Brilliantly dumb, soy tiet, Bowfam.

We didn't even listen to Bowfam. Yeah. What's the, I was trying to look them up. What's the vibe there? Because Bowfam is a TikToker. That's fine. Can, are they all just stupid Americans or what? No.

Because like I'd love anything else. Well, no, Spike is English in that version. Wait, he's not in top 10. Yeah. He's in top 10. You don't think Spike deserves that? In 2025. When Nikki Belonsky is number one.

Yeah, what is happening? I think it speaks to the caliber of celebrities they have on there. Do you want to know though? Like, I think that they'll have like mega, okay. Let's look up the most expensive. Sure. Okay. We're going to do the ones in the top 10 have done like over 11,000.

That is incredible. They have 11,000 reviews. That is insane. So they may be done maybe 10,000. If multiple people watching the video. I don't know. I'm just going to put in 500. Right. It's high to low.

Um, 3,963 is the highest. On the holy and Bridget have been talking about Caitlyn Jenner. Caitlyn Jenner is the highest. Yeah, but she's not done any, has she? She's only done nine. She's only got nine reviews. Bad. NFL legend. Something. I don't know who any of these people are. Oh, Andrew Dice Clay. That's depressing. For all involved. Wow.

You can get one for $2. Well, you can get Santa Claus on there, which makes me really upset. Did you see the one I sent you, the Kyle Kamala Harris impersonator? Yeah, it felt confronted by me. I remember Ziwei. Ziwei? That's cool. Can we put Ziwei in the bunker?

Yeah. She's not in the top 10 though. Well, you know. It's got to be top 10. Top 10 baby. I think Nikki Blonsky. I mean, she cried. She cried and told that girl to tell all her dead relatives that they're still alive. Nikki Blonsky feels like not the greatest person. Do we want her to be in the bunker? She's not in the bunker. She's dead, but her cameo. Oh, her cameo. Oh, then I'm on board.

That's great. And like the person who's like thinking of ending things in the apocalypse is like, isn't she a cancel? And then like they wheel the TV away and like, shut up, you don't deserve the Nikki Blumsky cameo. If you are going to bring up the allegations. Um, okay. Well, do you want to know any of the additionals from, cause there

is someone who's English number 13, Miriam Margulies. Oh, professor Sprout. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, isn't she a lesbian? She's just dead. She just died. I think.

No, she didn't. She's making cameos. She said she hasn't got long to live. Nikki Blonsky said she's alive. There's Neil Nubin. She posted a video saying she hasn't got long to live. Nicky Blonsky said she's alive. There's Neil Nubin. She posted a video saying she hasn't got long to live. On Cameo, it was a bit. It was a Cameo.

I'm sad to hear I haven't got long to live. Do you know who Neil Nubin is? No! He is an actor who acted in Resident Evil Evil Village, Baldur's Gate 3, Re- remake and Final Fantasy Kingsglaive. Yeah.

Is that diddle your skittle? Kind of. Final Fantasy 14 is such a flopper-ella. Okay. Like it's great that they're still releasing DLC like Kingsglaive, whatever. But like, whatever. like Kingsclave, whatever, but like whatever. It just, I think that that era of MMO RPG, I just don't know if, I don't know.

Is that guy from the office? Awkward man. The one with the big mouth? I don't know. Dean Norris from Breaking Bad at number 42. Abby Lee Miller, Dance Moms. She's at number 43. Well, she can't go in.

Um, Colin McCorry from Whose Line Is It Anyway, Haunting Our Dreams. God damn. Is there anyone like- David Arquette from Scream, 58. What's he doing on there? How much is that? A hundred bucks plus. Is Sarah Michelle on there? No, she's not there yet.

Lisa Rinna. Get her on. Judy Greer. Say goodbye to these. You could get her. David Howard Thornton, the terrifier himself. Art the Clown. Jonathan Van Ness for 175.

JVN. Waterfall from Grace. Wow. Yeah. I don't know. This is kind of depressing. Josh Ranna from How I Met Your Mother for $250 plus. Oh, God, that's depressing. Okay. You can get John Lovitz. It stinks. It stinks. I do want John Lovitz. Maybe I should get that for my sister for her birthday. If you're listening to this, Jennifer Garner. Would you like that?

Would you like that? I could spend $300 on that. I mean, she might like it and then be horrified that I'd spent that money. You do get the file, right? Like it's not an expiring DM. No, you get the file to use however you want. Look, there goes my alarm reminding me to watch the two episodes of Daredevil that came out today.

OK, let's lock it in quick. Nikki Blonsky. Don't you think Charlie Cox is hot? Oh, James Masters. He's hot. You can decide. You don't like Spike. No, I don't like Spike. I disliked him before he was a rapist and then he became a rapist. On the show.

Yeah. You want David Boreanaz? No. What do you like about Buffy? Well, not those two. They're the two main love interests. Yeah. Boo.

I like Oz. Yeah, that is, that does make sense for you. No, well, like I would prefer Angel, but Angel's such a sappy, like bleh. And also like the split personality thing is so like, no, it's too much. You've never watched the sub-opera before. It's just like inconsistent. That's the thing of it. No! No, I can't. But um... Sobopro also has a rule. One of her least favorite things in like magic shows is when people lose their magic. I hate that. I do hate that. No losing your magic. That's not fun. I'm watching magic show.

Oh, but you don't have your magic magic. Shut up. Yuck. It happened on X-Men. It happens all the time, but like in the latest, like X-Men series. My power. Yeah, they took away Storm's power, the anxiety I had. But of course she got them back

and she got a new hairstyle as well. We should end this Okay, so what? Nikki Nikki that's funny or James you can decide Nikki Nikki. Yeah, you and Nikki fan. Mm-hmm Nikki Mina pull up on the dump truck. I Was yeah. Yeah. Okay, Nikki Blonsky's cameo, you're getting into the bunker. Wait, does that mean that I, I don't want to have chosen her over anyone else. No.

Well then let's put in James. You made your decision. You want the rapist or the racist? Um, what about the last time you see these? Why can't she be top 10? Well, Judy Greer, if you buy a thousand from her and leave a thousand? Why can't she be top 10? Well, Judy Greer, if you buy a thousand from her and leave a thousand reviews, she'll be in top 10. OK, well, we'll check back next week to see if that happened.

OK, OK. In the meantime, don't kill yourself. Nikki Blonsky's cameo is here. What a great addition to the bunker. We also, of course, have the mist setting on a hose nozzle with no spluttering. And the other thing that we've put in of course is our favorite website, miss lazy Susan.com.

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