Death To Everyone - Death To... John Williams Scores & Paints

Episode Date: November 26, 2025

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Turn to everyone Hello. Hello, listener. And welcome to death to everyone. Death. To everyone. To it. Hi, listener.

It's me, lazy Susan. And I'm Zelda Moon. And in the driver's seat today, driving our portable studio around the space car. Sorry. driving our portable studio space car around the outer reaches of space. Take the shot. Take the shot.

What? No, I wasn't talking to you. We have match here. Hello. Hey. A honga hongka to you. A Uber. Okay, this is a podcast, an iPod radio cast that tells the story of two celestial goddesses, Zelda and I.

Yeah. As we report to you, humans. mere mortals what we have decided to put inside of our doomsday bunker that should be spared from the incoming apocalypse

from your human culture in civilization and a world entertain us as we peer into that room who will be spared based purely on your funny vibes

yeah yeah you gotta have a gimmick everyone's got to have a gimmick yeah like bayonetta she's got this fabulous reading glasses she has

Wait. Sorry. Anyway, this is a great show. People love it. People scream at us in the streets about it. Now you two are listening to it. You too. Daisy and Damien.

Hello. Daisy. Daisies. Daisies. Zelda, how is Katie Perry this week, do you think? I think, like, good. I think she's okay. Band-Aids, it's kind of, like, perfectly fine.

Um, it's, like, do we need it? No. It's probably more the question. How do you think Justin is doing this week? Justin Baldoni? No. Um, Justin Trudeau? Yeah.

Did they break up? No. Oh. But he's more of an enigma than Katie. We seem to know every intimate detail of Katie. Well, you know, I think if you're a Canadian, you would know. So, um, currently Katie Perry's name. single band-aids has six million views after two weeks oh six million that's a little

that is so tragic and woman's world has 22 let's have a look at um dead dance by lady Gaga and just check dead dance that has 52 million um hmm yeah what's dead dance Keep dancing until I'm dead Released in a company The Season 2 of Oh Oh no Here's the sad thing

Megan Trainers' gifts for me Official Visualizer has 39,000 39,000 Oh no And her music video For still don't care Has 924,000 Oh

Megan Um Well Well Great news for Katie. She's not Megan Trainer. Yeah.

Oh. But as I said to you in the car, we took a space Uber to get here, Matt. Obviously the only reason I wanted to do a holiday special this year is just to reprise my Katie Perry's incredible H&M non-denominational song. Correct. Day is a holiday. And you're the reason to celebrate.

Yes. Because the people must be reminded of that each and every year. I'm less interested in their cozy little Christmas, if I'm honest. But we'll see. Yeah. We'll see. Katie, you always have that. You'll live in our hearts for that.

Okay. So have you been? Have I been? Busy. Busy. Going crazy. Listener, every time I see it. Tell us, she's gone more crazy.

Yeah, can't be denied. Yeah, work is crazy. Crazy girl. I'm on my weekend at the moment, so I'm feeling. It feels strange to be so relaxed. It's not my new normal. It's weird as well, is that when you have a hobby, you doom yourself to never having a pure weekend ever again. Correct.

When you podcast, you can't do that anymore. No. You have to come and sit in here with me. Yeah. At the crack of dawn That's right It's 6 a.m. At times

That's when we record So yeah So the takes are fresh Yeah We want to get as close To the witching hour Hot from the gossip milk Cow Teat

I Here's what I'll say actually Here's Here's what's Here's something Here's something Okay So

My Layed on my sister Speaking of hobbies I've really leant Into my gardening Pastime this year Because I don't know

I've just like have always loved gardening, but this year I've really, like, doubled down. You have a garden now. I do, right? The kids, son. Yes. Unlike your old house. Unlike my old house that was a doomsday bunker.

Adjacent. Charming. Yes. A com. So that's been really, really lovely, and, like, just have been adoring my time out there. But my latest little thing that I've been inspired to try is growing something funny. Something funny? I'm just charmed by your cadence.

I was just laughing at Little Thing. Please ignore the driver. Put up the window and then take the... Driver, roll up partition, please. Um... Little thing. Go. Is that I want to grow Lotus because...

Like have fried Lotus chips. I suppose, potentially. But they are beautiful. Like, I care less about the lotus flower, but the lotus plant. I hadn't fully appreciated this. But lilies, as we all know, sit on top of the water. But lotus don't do that. Like, they do at the start.

But then all the lotus leaves and, like, petioles come out of the water and it just kind of, like, floated up. These, like, big dinner plate-sized leaves that love full sun. especially in Melbourne, they're like going to dormancy in winter, but then all spring, summer, autumn, you've kind of got these, like, fabulous giant leaves and occasional beautiful flowers. And I'm like, that's pretty easy. Have a bucket. Have soil in the bucket.

Have lotus. Because I have a lot of, like, full sun areas in my garden that are quite tricky because, like, full sun's pretty intense, obviously. Yeah. But anyway, like, buying the rhizomes of. lotus is possible, but not at this time of year because they've already grown. So they're not like shipping lotus plants because they're meters in size. And I can't find it in nursery. So anyway, I settled on getting lotus seeds, which I purchased from eBay,

which is its own like really cool thing because the lotus seeds are super hard. So you have to like sand off an edge to like expose it. Otherwise they can rot once they're in the water because even the lotus can't burst through the sea. How have they been doing it for millions of years? Right. Crazy. What do you mean? Or just like the success rate is lower.

Like it do happen, but just tricky. Yeah. Anyway, so like, I bought my seeds. The seeds arrived. It was all very cute. And now I've got them in a jar just starting germination. And they've started to sprout. So it's all happening, which is very exciting.

But you don't have pond. Well, no, but I'm just going to get like a buck, like not a bucket, but like a bucket sized object that's watertight. Well, it better be a charming looking object. It will. I don't want to see a bucket in the backyard with rotting flowers in it. And worse, the like half wine barrel, I'll kill myself. So not having any of that. But anyway, all that to say, how have I gleamed all of this information?

Where have I learned it? Gardening YouTube. Jesus Christ. Is like this mixture of like smug American housewives. like plant nerds like be they gay or not and then the most like

AI generated fake like weird like auto dubbed like it is the most bizarre corner of the internet that I've encountered in recent times like trying to just find a tutorial on like

how to grow lotus from seed it's like everyone is dubbed it's like this fake outs this like who is hosting the dubbed that's the thing

all these channels are like urban garden or like beautiful gardens for you savage garden they're all they're all just like fake

auto generated auto comment like and why like how big is the market for Lotus tutorials well I think garden it is all this like it's wild the garden

world it's like that's a whole market right yeah but i just didn't think it would be worth i don't know that that is the part though like my lotus seeds were like three dollars yeah but then think of all the additional things but also if you're a giant gardening youtube thing lotus seeds are just like one video you do a thousand gazillion videos of kind of tomato propagation and yeah getting dirt and shit mixed together and throw them on your backyard. They're just, it's so strange. So strange. So that's been really... Well, I've been

quite enchanted by your recent gardening exploits. Oh, you were at my house yesterday. What did you think? Well, I mean, I just saw the interior. And all your interior houseplants are doing very well. Yeah. It really does make the house feel more settled. Yes, it's quite cute.

But yeah, anyway, that's that. How divine. absolutely divine I'll be sure to keep you posted on the progress I'll let me know what about you

what's new what's new any new projects well I've been learning my lines for Fountain Lakes Christmas the Kath and Kim parody show that I'm in at the art centre playing the role of Marion

the narratee I've got to learn how to say the word I guess if I'm going to play it but that's been good it's been kind of weird going back into like scripted i'm like done that much since i's gladden thing but um yeah i'm getting there getting off book when does you're a natural improviser i love to talk words that aren't written down when does the play start we're starting on the ninth of dick cember and it's kind of it's been lovely and i was so kind of relieved to get the call from Thomas Jaspers because I like had had a quiet month

like two months ago where I didn't have like really regular stuff queued up and so it kind of put the fear of God in me and then like to get a regular gig of like doing seven shows a week for two and a half weeks it's like oh that'll be nice that'll pay for December that's done yeah yeah yeah um so there's something really appealing about that and then obviously jan i'm going to try and like really not do as much and so i can focus fully on the set builds for Zelda and mine um untitled uh web show yeah secrets but yeah there's been a bit of that as well getting starting to get things because our show is set in the decade of the 90s so i've been like starting to do some prop finding and stuff on uh

Facebook marketplace I found some glass bricks I brought home a loose site telephone and got it working over the weekend which was very satisfying because it has a neon bulb inside it and lights up when it calls

and it turned out I was like I went and picked it up from I don't know the middle of fucking nowhere and you know I don't mind like a trip out you know like an hour long drive to just sit and think my thoughts

And then you get to go to some random person's house that you never get to see inside. Sometimes they let you in by mistake. Yes. And you get to walk around and have a look at all the bits. They got to this house and there was two giant lorries in the front, parked in the driveway, two giant trucks. And then I went up and the guy seemed surprised that I was there despite the fact that we'd just been conversing. And he was like, oh, how are you doing? And I was like, hi, I'm here for the phone.

And then he was like, right. Oh, yeah, yeah. And I was like, okay. Oh, my God. And then he disappeared into his home, so I didn't get to go inside, which probably is the best for this particular home. I imagine there was quite a few rotting corpses in pneumonia. It's giving that vibe.

Yeah, but then he came out with the phone. He's like, oh, and it had been like ripped out of the wall. Like the plug, the phone line was like severed. And then the, he was like, I also. don't have the adapter for the phone like this needs an AC input and then so I kind of spent the weekend finicking around and unscrewing it and doing it and then got it working and then discovered the technology of getting like a little registered phone number on like that you can plug into your internet box and then have it operate like a real landline with a real number that you can call

which is so fabulous that is so hot yeah so that's good and like I'm excited about doing all those bits, but it just means there's, like, a lot of bits and bobbaries. And by the time you've heard this, we'll also just finish our Honcho Disco 10th anniversary show. No. By the time you hear this, you can still get tickets to see us this Saturday coming at Honjo Disco. Please.

It's coming out. Come and see us. Yes. It's on the 29th. Yeah. Today's Tuesday for you, listener, if you're punctual. Book your tickets. Come along.

It's actually going to be so fine. It's going to be really good. All new material for Zelda and I. Yes. finally I know I honestly feel so guilty about the amount of times they're repeating these shows but now I'm calling them like um you know it's like the best of well no it's more like if I was a musician like you know Matt you're not writing new songs for every time you ever do a show right isn't that what you meant to do I've been doing it wrong lady with a hat in the front row there you are yeah

no um no I know what you mean but like it's like for drag there's kind of play your favorite songs there's a pressure to do it and so I've always been wrestling with this thing of like I used to when I started do new things for each one and then this year has been so many gigs and like just a lot of like a lot of new gigs

and at a certain point I was like oh God I think I am just repeating these same shows but I don't know but it's like very rare that the same people come to show well it's just more for the shame of the Instagram post like you know she's doing that again

but I do think oh wow this is and isn't true like I was going to say I do think that we are more acutely aware of our own backlog like you know like things that we do over and over than anyone else would be yeah however when we at times see stories of certain divas doing oh so you're doing that one again good on you girl well that's it I just have to stop worrying about what shady drive cranes think of me there you are there I am doing it again but yeah so it'll be good to add some new bits to the repertoire and then yeah getting to do you know two solid months of like doing a piece of theatre and then going into doing a web

show yeah that's exciting that's exactly what I want to be doing with my life yes wait I said that in a way that made it sound sad um your telephone uh tidbit oh did remind reminded me that listener ring ring ring ring I loosely said the other podcast episode that we might look into a way for the listener to send through a voice message to us which obviously listener you could just record a voice message and then attach it to an email and send it to us but that's

that's not how this works no so instead I've found a website that like as soon as I heard the name of it I was like well that's it we're done called speakpipe and if you go to speakpipe dot com slash death to everyone you can leave us a voice message of up to five minutes and I encourage you to do so

please leave us for a voice message with any of your queries concerns ideas or thoughts I used to be firmly of the opinion that voice messages were purely for Europeans, but the time has come

and I've fully embraced it, and I encourage you to do the same. It's so bohemian of you. Yeah, I'm really into voice messages because her, someone she works with keep sending voice messages. She's only doing it because I actually hate voice messages, just saying. You hate them. Yeah, because you can't read them. Like, you can't go back and check. You can, though. Transcription? They send you

transcripts now, Matt, 2025. What phone do you have? I've got one that you plug into the wall Oh, I also have a line line now I'm like, Liv Tyler Oh, and a rose I'm kind of tempted Just as a little sidebar

Like I want to do like a 1-800 Number Maybe when our series comes out But like a hotline that you can call to like Hear synopsies of each episode Yes First one for an episode's synopsies Oh my God

That would be so funny I love the idea that it's impossible to set up And in the result is it's just a number And it's you answering the phone Pretending to be the roadblocks Trying to determine what number they pressed Yeah That sounds like three

I'm going to tell you about this Burr And Matt are you okay? I'm good I'm good I saw you at the Belinda Greed Premier

Oh my God, I forgot to even talk about that. Our friend Belinda Greed, former liberal, now independent, has been slowly documenting her trip to Canberra. She goes to represent Victoria. It was so good. And Matt Shears. And what this band, who, which band was this? I was playing in the foyer before the show, before the screening.

And who were those people? They're boys. That's on the Velvet Archers. They were fabulous Yeah, they've been playing around for years Like probably 15 years or something But they just do like weddings and You know, parties and stuff

I play with them when they can afford me Amazing But I, Belinda asked me to find a band to play Because Matt, of course What about a country pop band Matt mixed the theme song for the Belinda Would you say mixing is what you did or produced? Yeah, Jared

Um, someone last name, um, he's a sax player. He wrote the song and then kind of gave it to me to record all the parts, which was really fun because it just meant I could just get all my friends in to come and play all the different parts and, um, I did some fiddle on it too and then mixed it as well. I haven't mixed many things in my life. So we shouldn't have asked you to do the mixing on our soundtrack for our work series. I was very proud. I was like, you know what?

That's a pretty good mix. I'm pretty happy with that. And, yeah, this theme song is great. We played it in the foyer when everyone was going into the cinema. So good. To watch the entire series, all in one hit. And it was such a well-attended event. She was so nervous.

400 people there was like, that was crazy. Oh, that's so good. Yeah. And you had a good rambunctious evening. And I laughed and laughed. Hmm. What? I wasn't able to attend the event.

event because you're not invited i i was oh she invited you but you didn't come correct um i couldn't get out of fucking work but i did see belinda that day and she did come into my work and caused quite a ruckus which was fabulous yes um she got her makeup done yes um at the hardware store that you work at you work at a makeup store belt sander um we're just not doing product placement no no need no need but um yeah any any highlights of the night anything debaughtrous belinda did such a good job of everything jumping up and giving a like a welcome and kind of an explanation and then she also then at the very end did a rousing uh speech to try and tie off the evening and that was fabulous wow um had a beautiful sparkly um sequin gold dress

really did spark of sparking diamond. She was the bell of the ball. She really was. What did you make of the final episode? It was so good. Wasn't it? And it's so nice to watch the show with other people. Like, it's just everything hits harder.

Yeah. That energy. I was sitting next to Belinda and she was cackling and cackling. Laughing of herself. So, listen, this was episode six in the finale of Belinda's. series, highly encourage you to go to YouTube and watch all six back to back. But episode six was the longest. And I thought maybe my favorite one of the lot, just like the intro to the episode of the thousand years of driving. Just, oh, another minute. Oh, all right. More, more, more

bills, scenic drone shots of the countryside as she drove into Canberra. Like, I got home from work being fucking miserable like it was just a whole thing but i was like okay i couldn't make the event but here i am i'm going to watch this final episode and i like sat on my couch at like 11 30 at night and started it and i was like this is incredible i know that this is like oh the build and then like then at the end it was the same thing but her walking towards the building for like 17 of the 20 minutes it was just so good like incredible it is so amazing that she did Like, because, like, the bit of the back story is that, um, our dear sister, Belinda agreed, um, like, was really keen to make a little something to kind of demarcate the,

like, trip to Canberra and whatever she does next. And then on the back of that, just it was like, put in mind and was like, I'm going to make a whole six episode series and just get it fucking done. Yeah. And went with like, just her. and a cameraman and like got it all done. Yeah, in the Greenmobile. And it was just incredible what they managed to achieve.

Like it was just, it looks so good. Yeah. The whole thing hangs together. It does such a, like, it's like, does such a good. There's little story arcs. Yeah. I just thought, I was just so impressed. It was like, what an amazing thing.

There's so many funny moments, so many good shots. And then by the end of just being at Acme, it was like, you realize that the, like, the thing that, um, it's really good at, you know, it's just, and Benango, like, making a moment. Yes. And it's like inventing a moment out of nowhere because, like, no one, like, condoned it. No one set it up. No one asked for it.

Yeah. Like, it was just like, instead, she was like, no, I'm going to do this. And the why is just because it's amazing. Yeah. Yeah. It was so good. It was like a whole art piece, like, in itself, just the whole night. because, like, the screening of this documentary about playing politicians.

Yeah. There's so many layers to it. And she had, like, a media wall and a red carpet. Yeah. And she had, like, the glitz of the Acme foyer and, you know, that band. Like, she didn't have to have a live band, but she asked, you know, asked to play, which I just thought was so good.

And, you know, the fact that we played the theme as well and just felt all tied together really good. Yeah. And it is so inspirational. It's like exactly what, you know, it's like so many artists sit around waiting for someone to tell them it's okay or that they can do it or that there's money to do it or someone's going to recognize you or give you a prize.

And it's like, no, you just do it. Just do it because it's fucking cool. Yeah. It was just months in the buildup. Yeah. You know, accumulating on that, you know, on that night, which was so good. Yeah. Did the barista from Phillip Island make it?

She did. Oh my God. She was there. She was like a celebrity. Aw. Yeah. Unfortunately, that gay guy that loved Belinda didn't make it.

Damn it. That is so cute. It was incredible. Ah. Yeah, kudos. Shout out to Belinda. Leave us a voice message. Is it time to end the world, Zelda?

It is. Okay. Well, you go right ahead. Okay. Quickly. So, speak back. My apocalypse this week is,

uh, listener, have you ever engaged and the art of bonzai. Yes. I can only presume you've all said yes. Now, a rookie mistake for bonzai is to wrap the trunk of your small tree too tightly with that bonsai wire. Listen, if for some reason you've never attempted to find art of bonzai before,

you train the tree into shape with a very soft, malleable wire and create the little landscape or the design that you desire over many, many years. And of course, as trees grow, they get thicker. And the fine art there is knowing when to release and reposition the wire so that you don't strangle the tree into death because trees are most, like, well, trees will funnel water and nutrients up through, like, the layer underneath the bark, not, like, through the dense, like, trunk necessarily.

So you indeed can like ring bind trees by like either stripping all the bark off from around it or strangling it with wire. And so a large amount of wire has been strung around planet Earth because a certain celestial goddess was entertained by that newly discovered like oval shaped planet in the solar system. Do you know the one I'm talking about? There's like a planet in the solar system that is like not a sphere. Name it. I can't remember its name. There's only nine, Zelda, name it.

There's another one, I don't know. But I thought, how fabulous. What if we just wrap a bit of wire around planet Earth, and over time we can create whatever shaped planet we like. But then I got bored and the planet was strangled to death and died.

You did it. Well, this was more of a hypothetical. Ethetical. Yeah. Sorry, Earth, lava for you. I was on TikTok the other day. And this woman was like, why aren't you scared of Saturn? And I was like, no, I am.

What? And then she had that scary music playing in it. And she's like, moh, and I was like, Saturn is so big that Earth could fit in it 700 times. It is so, it's like what I was saying about raining diamonds. the other week. I, like, and by the end, I was terrified of Saturn. My God. I'm scared of Saturn now. You know, a lot of people, you know, are scared of space, which I get, but rarely has

someone make me scared of Saturn. You know? Let's see. Can I find it? Okay, so the name of this... This was the sound. That is scary. I thought it was going to be those Vikings singing again.

Ew. Ew. Would you like to hear some of the scary things about Saturn? Yes, I would. But just quickly, the dwarf planet that is an oval-shaped is Hal-Mayer. I'm not scared of her. Wait, what was it called? How-Maya?

How-Maya. But then there's also Wasp 103B. Is she an oval? because she's old or because she's young? There is a reason, but I don't know that it's worth getting there. Okay, so imagine you're hearing that scary sound

and it's late at night and your husband's in Perth. You could fit 764 Earths inside of Saturn. The storms and its atmosphere are large in our entire planet. The sheer immensity is humbling in a terrifying way. It's a cosmic entity that is utterly indifferent

to our existence. In its presence, we are less than a speck. Diamond rain, the pressure temperature deep inside Saturn's atmosphere is so extreme that they can compress carbon, soot from methane storms into graphite and then squeeze further into actual diamonds. Scientists theorized that Saturn and Jupiter may have layers where literal diamond hail falls through the liquid hydrogen oceans. It's a world so alien that its precipitation is made of gemstones. The rings are not peaceful. those beautiful rings they are not solid

gentle disk they are a chaotic field of destruction composed of billions of chunks of ice and rock raging in size from the dust particle to a house

they are grinding violent arena of constant collision the rings are also likely the shredded remains of a former moon torn apart by Saturn's immense gravity

the entire ring system is a cosmic graveyard the glittering dust of a world that got too close and utterly annihilated. Oh, my God. Unimaginable pressure. If you could descend into Saturn, the pressure would increase rapidly, long before you reached any kind of surface. The pressure would be so great that it would crush you into a sphere no larger than a marble.

Then dissolve your atomic structure entirely. You would simply become part of the planet's dense, hot interior. Isn't that scary? Yes. You should make a TikTok You just read stuff like that I'd watch that Oh good

I have some quick additional facts So Hamer is an oval shaped Dwarf planet That's one of the fastest rotating objects in our solar system But they ain't seen you sitting on a dick Jelda they haven't seen you Sitting on a dick

Wow You rotate so fast it's oval in shape because it spins exceptionally fast completing a rotation in just under four hours oh she kind of like a centrifuge it spins so quickly that it's become elongated don't say anything else what's the RPM once every four hours it's not very impressive oh no Zelda she's like a ninja not the not the person Warrior, but the small

desktop blender that could mince a protein shake and a man's dick in just a second. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Hello listener I thought you'd never come back after that first segment But here you are making bad decisions yet again

Now Like Saturn And Saturn Doesn't care Okay I have an exciting update that I know our listener Has been waiting for A few episodes ago

I think it was our season three debut episode We discussed which element in an RPG video game Would be put in the bunker Now after some incredible intellectual discussion We simply couldn't come up with an answer ourselves Some things, it's good to collaborate on And so I invited you, listener, Into a Instagram story experiment

And if you're not following our Instagram It's just there on podcast on Instagram Yeah And I would like to slowly read the results. Now, as previously discussed, Instagram polls can only hold four options. So I had to split this across multiple stories. And now the results.

Fire, 11 votes. Ice, 14 votes. Wind, 12 votes. Oh. More on next story. Three votes. Ah, ha ha ha ha. I really thought that people were going to be more obtuse than that.

Earth, eight votes. Thunder, 26 votes. Thunder, not lightning. Water, 23 votes. More on next story, four votes. Ooh, went up since the last one. Seven votes total for more on next story. Ah, ha, ha.

Ha ha. Skip. Light, 10 votes. And finally, the element of dark, 30 votes. So dark? Dark has won the RPG element vote. What is dark? Dark power.

What's dark? Strong against light, weak against light. But what happens in, like, say I'm casting a dark spell. Yeah. Like evil energy. Like shadows. Okay, so I can jump through shadows. Maybe, maybe.

Depends what game you're playing, I guess. But all that to say, how are we going to execute this in the bunker? Dark? Honey. It's been real dark down there. Do you think maybe the listener was confused and was voting for German Netflix series Dark? Maybe. Also, why thunder and not lightning?

Just because, like, thunder. The sound? Like, no, because it is lightning power. So is it lightning? Well, like, yes, but like lightning. We have a word for lightning, it's lightning. Yeah, except like thunder is so like, like, that just feels better. Because like, what if you're like, use your spell, lightning, too, but like thunder, too.

But if you say them with that voice, but lightning. Yeah, except that in Final Fantasy metrics, it's like thunder, thundara, thunderga, thunderja. But if it was like lightning, lightning a lightning. lightning that might be a stupid naming convention anyway well it only gets worse by calling it lightning not thunder so what about electricity maybe it was too close to light because there's light true

and then there's thunder true well where's vigour in all this I need to know bringing back the vigour I'm just saying if we're going to hold vigour to such a high set I could tell you what a vigour spell would do go on it's about like putting in effort

you know what I mean Like it might give you a buff Sorry It might give you a buff A buff Yeah to like your power output Yeah you can give your party Some extra strength

Physical acuity Some extra vigour perhaps So they can enhance their spells They're dark spells If they're in the bunker Yeah Because dark is the element That got into the bunker

Yes dark Okay so dark And maybe Courtney is imbued With a kind of dark spell Ooh, I think Courtney is the perfect candidate for this. I'm going to paint you a picture. Yes. Courtney doesn't know.

Why are you rolling your eyes? I didn't. Is there something wrong with your eyes? No. My God, you've been doing this little eye flick the entire time. What? It's not like you're like, oh, I'm rolling my eyes, but they keep going like flicky do. Like you've got a speck of dust in it.

Are you Saturn? Is Earth in your eyes? Those rings are not gentle. They are not. It's a graveyard of celestial bodies. things that come too close get destroyed Matt don't drive near the rings I'm scared

We'll drive around them Big roundabout Yeah No I would prefer we just stay away From satin all together I'm scared of it now Okay well I'll keep an eye And report back to you listening

On whether this is the flicky thing With her eyes again I'm worried Oh my God Maybe you're developing a new nervous tick Oh Maybe getting coni like so Coni

Character coni No Evan loves to hear about that when I tell them all the time Yes But yes, what's the picture that you're painting? So Courtney does not realize She's imbued with an ancient power

Of the power of dark, of course But the way that dark, you know, comes upon a young Wallach or witchstress Is First you hear the sound of the darkness calling So Courtney and her Murphy bed

late at night when her shift is finally over at three I mean at what time at in the morning thank you um

God finally makes her way to the bed after everyone's already asleep and quietly she hears and she's like what was it and they're like

shut up Courtney and then we slowly realize that you know Courtney has started to develop dark abilities dark power

you know reaching through shadows yeah into other shadows, which I think would be powered by the void. Yeah, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The main energy source.

Currently, she's the only reported dark power user. She mostly uses it to enhance the flavor of the flake shake. I was going to say that by increasing the power of the shadow, you also enhance the flavor profile. Yes, but also when Sabrina Baby's stuck, the manager of her at the reject shop, found out about this power, she said, oh, that's great. We'll just manage to halve our electricity bill in the stock room for the reject shop. So I'm just going to turn off the lights in there.

And then turns off the light and closes the door slowly on Courtney. And Courtney says, that's not how it works. Shut up, Courtney. Shut up, Courtney. Find what I'm looking for in the darkness. Perfect. Yeah. Yeah. I like that.

Okay. Anyway, shall we do our first topic? Yes. The very first topic of this week's episode. episode is what John Williams score, John Williams, the famous film composer, known for the likes of working with Stephen Spielberg, George Lucas, Christopher Columbus, not the colonizer. Not that one.

And on these kind of huge symphonic orchestral scores, but which one should. should be playing in the bunker on select days. Shwell. So? The question is more, why isn't it, um, jewel of fates? Because that's obviously what it should be. Okay. So Zelda, what has to happen with this?

Oh. This category. Because the listener is listening to this, they can't easily jump across and listen to another song. I need you to hum the song. Okay, so this is Jewel of Fates from John Williams. Yeah. Go.

And so on And so on. Well, I didn't really get to the good part. Oh. Wait, you do. Is that from that? Okay, we didn't do that. Oh, well, that was...

You weren't there, yeah? I was going high, that's low. Oh. Matt, you know that one? I know it, yeah, yeah. Okay, so that's Revenge of the Sith? Um, no, Phantom Menace. Oh, sorry, pardon me.

That was Paul, what's his face from that movie you like or whatever, meeting his demise? Yeah. At the hands of all moly. Oh, poor dear. Wait, do you know what I'm talking about? Yes. It's when Quigon is, like, struck down. Quigon.

Oh. by Dav Moore And then Obi-Wan cuts him in half And everyone thinks that he's dead But then because it's a cool character They brought him back in the Clone Wars Oh With robot legs

He's got robot legs He managed to save him after being gotten up Yeah And then there's a period Where he like Takes over Mandelor Okay Okay

Well I would like to then Put this one in Dada la No No No John Williams did the theme song

To Gilmore Girls But obviously that's not Carol King But the Home Alone theme It's so mischievous and scary It does hit both those tones very well It's so scary I think like I mean people have said it before me but that the film home alone is like good,

but then when the score goes on, it becomes timeless. Because it's got this obscenely great score that's so like, ooh, I am getting robbed in my rich house. Oh, I'm scared of those boys. It's Joe Pesci, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Matt, do you want to do the next one?

Yes. Are you working off a list or I'm just going to throw in one? Yeah, I'm sure you know a Jean-Williong. I know a few. Well, you're a musician as well. You should have an opinion. Yeah. You know how's an opinion?

Amel and the Sniffers. She's got opinions. I've got an opinion about that too. You like Amy? Oh, no, not about that. I mean, I have an opinion about you thinking that I should have an opinion. All right, well, I'll just go with the classic one. I love

No, no, no. No, no, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. I love Hedwig's theme, yes. Cancelled. I'm the ocean. Ooh, I do not look. I, like, really,

that pictures of fucking Steven Spielberg on drawers with that fucking animatronic shark. That machine is so ugly. And it freaks me out. It's dead eyes. Well, it kept breaking down.

I mean, imagine you're in salt water with the gears and metal bits that are like liable to like start thrashing around and biting. Oh, what have you got cord in it? It's like satin. It doesn't care. It's going to keep on spinning. Yeah. True. But what a good score

But also overplayed now Yeah Being riffed on a thousand times Baby Shark used it Baby Shark used jaws Yeah it opens with a kind of homage to jaws And then it breaks and then it goes Do do do do do do do do it do

Baby Yeah that one Chuck, maybe there's a drag show in our favorite line from Barbarian. Be be be. Shark, da, da, da, da, da, da. Yeah, it was just in that film, Dangerous Animals with Jai Courtney. Ja. Jai from Pack to the Rafters.

But there was an Australian filmmaker who made a film about a crazy shark-tours guy who abducts women and puts them into cages and sends them over the edge with the sharks and then watches them get killed. But they're in a cage? Yeah, I think he opens it while they're down there. Oh, that doesn't seem safe. That seems terrifying. Yeah.

But then the American girl, she's a hot, cool girl. But she's a surfer. She gets abducted. She's not like the other girls. She's not weak because she serfs. I see. And in her hook up just before she gets abducted with some random guy, he says, why do you surf? And she says, there's nothing for me on land.

Shut up. You deserve to die. I would have opened the cage doors where. um this is the one that I thought you were going to be this is the one that I thought you were going to be yeah la la la la clever girl

yeah welcome to Jurassic Park that one's pretty good I think that that's pretty enchanting but Catherine O'Hara isn't in film true and she doesn't scream out Kevin do you think that I think she's that touch too unserious to have played Laura Dern's character I think I mean Catherine O'Hara has range yeah she can be serious did you see her in home alone well like yes I haven't seen home alone in maybe 25 years

And even then, I watched it on, like, Channel 10 at 7 o'clock once. Home alone, that's just what you call every night. You should re-watch. Sorry? Sorry, Zelda. Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm like Saturn now. I care about you deeply, Zelda.

Keep up that attitude, and I suppose you'll be home alone too. Probably. Lost in New York. I'd like to be. She, sorry, I think you're saying about Catherine O'Hare really put me on edge. I'd like to offer an apology. That's about my feelings about Catherine O'Hara and not my feelings towards you. Thank you.

Okay, come on. And, yeah, I think also I just, the role is so synonymous with Laura Dunn that I just could picture anyone else in such a role, or such a salmon-colored shirt. And obviously, the Laura Dern, you know, is a bit younger than Catherine Haren, so it would have naturally been able to pull off the fact that she's a young woman in that film. I watched. Who did I watch this with? Who did I watch this with? This fucking weird movie with Sam Neal.

I watched that movie with Sam Neal, the horror movie about the, like, the vampire or the possession or whatever. What the fuck is that movie called? Yes. But it's like set in Germany or something. Oh my God. Keep talking. Yeah. So, okay.

So, long story. Long boring story. Possession. Yes. So I watched with a friend, Susperia. Like last year. Had you seen it?

No. Oh, this is Zach. Yeah. So I watched that with Zach. Then Zach went to the bathroom. And while he was in the bathroom, the movie ended. I think I ended up having to rent it from. YouTube, right? So like we sat there through the credits and then Zach went to the

bathroom then a scene came on the TV like autoplay but with no like transition of like start and pause button it just kept going or I just wasn't paying attention whatever of this woman in a subway just walking through the subway holding groceries and then losing her mind like and this scene was like very like 70s kind of cinema-esque and she she's like walking and she's like she starts vomiting and she's like thrashing on the ground and she's like it was so scary and then that scene ends and then Zach comes back from the bathroom and I was like I what do you mean there was like a post credit scene in this like 70s film that like was she in the film like what did that mean like what this is beer you too yeah and

Zach's like what are you talking about oh my god it's like yeah that's scene at the end of the credits where she's walking through the tunnels and she's like was she one of the women from the academy or whatever he's like what so i went back and looked at my youtube history and it was like a separate video which was she suddenly started planting lotus seeds what does it mean um and then that uh scene is from a film called possession which have you seen that movie i haven't seen possession you need to watch it well i I have been, like, I think umbrella puts it out. So I would, like, I'd been eyeing off the fabulous case of it.

Yes. So it, who did I watch this with the other week? I can't remember. It doesn't really matter. But it was so weird. It's quite like a poorly, it's a poorly paste film. But it hits a really weird, like, experimental film, like, moment of, like, it's very minimal characters. It's like this couple that's broken up and the the wife has started to see someone

else. They have a child. And so it's about like them navigating that. And Sam Neal is quite young. He looks really weird and ugly, which like, I don't know, like he doesn't look that way in Jurassic Park, which probably isn't that much later. But it's just so strange to see him in this film, said in a foreign country at such a young age. Um, but essentially she, spoiler roulette is kind of like possessed with, possessed by or like is supporting the creation of this like demon clone of Sam Neal and all this stuff. And it's just, it's so weird because he sometimes gets possessed and she's sometimes possessed all this stuff.

But, um, so weird. Anyway, side story. Highly recommend. I love the look of this Isabella Janie woman. Isn't she beautiful? I'm just going to quickly. She looks incredible. She's 70 now and there's a photo from her like the Cannes Film Festival and she looks incredible.

Yeah. But there's a picture of her wearing a fabulous outfit that I'm going to send to you now, Zelda. Just to make sure that you can also appreciate this woman wearing gloves, which is our favorite pastime. That is my... Oh! Oh, my God, incredible. A woman wearing maroon gloves that are sheer, so you could still see her hand, some giant 70s sunglasses, just brown hair, lightly curled,

and then just a sheer sway of, like, pinky, purple-y fabric. Yeah, just incredible. Kind of in a veil over her body. So which John Williams score? He also did da-da-da-da-da-da-da, and then he also did all the Harry Potter themes. Oh, yeah. Which I think, like, we often bring up Harry Potter, yeah. Mm-hmm.

But I always have to point out that, of course, chick-year-rolling is a piece of shit. But those themes, like, d-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-d-dun-d-d-d-d... are so, like, baked into the core of my childhood. Yeah. Because I remember being, like, 11 or 10 when that... first film came out and just like being so enchanted particularly by those kind of the sound of it how big it was it was so good who not to who in the harry potter cast did you have a crush on who did you think was like cute i don't think i no i think i just wanted to be at that school

yeah so i don't think i yeah oh i was because i was I was, I don't know, I had maybe different tastes. Matt, did you have a crush on any of the Harry Potter cast? I don't think so. But I was also 11, 10. Like, I must have just been a bit too young. Yeah, I don't think. Like, I was like...

I don't think Harry Potter was really that sexy. It's not a sexy cast. Well, like, I mean, like, in retrospect, like, I mean, they've grown up to be beautiful adults, I'm sure. Well, you're both wrong. The centaur was so hot. He was hot when he comes like clambering in from the forest You're looking back at the CGI It's really, really bad

Wait, the Centaur was in the first film I think he was in the second one But he comes back as a professor and as a child I was like, can't wait for that fucking thirst trap to come back Never did, too expensive, I presume Then when the Cedric or whatever Was cast as that Robin Patterson It was like, he is not hot

The whole point of that character is that he was like A fucking heartthrob And I was like he's just not I don't think Robert Pattinson is hot. No. That's such a hot take. He is not attractive. I would say he's objectively beautiful looking.

I think that his face is like weirdly like bony and like the structure is like, but not in like a Jacob Allorty way who's also like bony face and really hot. Robert Patterson is just like. You don't like too many bones in your face. No, like not like that. You were thinking of these twilight times. Oh, awful. But he's got like smolder. But like if you compared him to that, um, the whatever guy who plays like Jacob in

twilight, it's like that guy is so hot. Why would she ever go with the fucking freak vampire? It's just ridiculous. Stephanie Meyer agrees with you. She wanted the other one. Yeah. Because she's got eyes. No, she wanted, what's his name?

You know, 4chan guy, who played Superman. Guy, David Corence went. No, the last Superman before David. Henry. Yeah, she wanted young Henry Cavill. Oh, well, that, that's a man who's hot. See, those two men, Taylor Lautner and old mate. Yeah.

Four Chan. Henry. Henry Cavill are both quite generic. generic looking, like, less so Taylor-Lotner, but like, they're kind of underwear model judge, whereas I think you need someone with a little bit of like a weird, attractive thing going on. Yeah, for a monster. Yeah, and I think that his juge is much more that he's like a complicated, like, there's

something odd to the way he looks, but in the way that a model usually has something weird about them that makes them more interesting to look at. But I just, for me, I don't think he has. that quality because that is like the quality that I love. You'll never have a back off. Robert, I'm not interested. Robert, stop.

Yeah, like, I don't think, I don't think because I, yeah. He's got powder lips? No. Trying to make it work. I was not going to change his mind. I don't have to do anything. The world agrees with me. But anyway, but like, Ron, he's hot. He's hot. He's so hot now.

Like what's his face is fine or whatever Domino Gleason Or what is he said One of the Weasleys. Oh, that Bill Weasley No, no, I think that's someone else I'm thinking that's his dad isn't it? Ex-Macketer, no

Oh yeah Yeah Anyway, that eldest Wiesley Was the hottest The Old Gleasen Am I crazy? No, not the dad

I'm not talking about the dad I'm talking about the one that's in Star Wars and yeah That bad mirror, bad mirror, black mirror episode. Yeah, he plays the old weasley. And in ex-Machina, he plays the young tech guy that goes to stay in Oscar Isaac's house. Yeah.

Why was an Oscar Isaac in that film? I can't. I watched that Frankenstein and, wow. I watched that Frankenstein. I hated that movie. I don't know that I need to see that. Like, Allardy was so mid and, like, looked so. People have loved his performance.

No. it just like the the makeup application on him was so tragic it was just like from the most year one like special effects makeup school like ew just no the prosthetics were not it for me like for me for me if you like it i like that for you like that for you but i also wish taste upon you um oh and oscar isa sorry no don't apologize to me like no you don't think he's good i i'm off it i think like he's been in too many of your properties recently he like he's yes correct he was he got really one time doesn't he i don't agree with that he was nothing in star wars like no charisma i think not much to work with but like no not when you're up against like you know salacious be crumb that's charisma like like you can't be in that world and have no riz like ugh and it was a terrible apocalypse but also not his fault his moon night was great but he's now not interested in coming back because of

Disney issues which fully understand that one um of course but yeah I thought him in Frankenstein was so boring he like I thought the whole like halfway through I was like is this like a parody of like is this like a joke or like I don't know I hated it oh shame shame shame

yeah oh well which John Williams to the singing of themes I liked that da la lan dun

dun dun nah na na na da la don't

what is that that's the home alone one again oh I really do think like that's the vibe of the bunker Yeah, I don't realize he did War of the Worlds as well.

Oh, he invented the war. I don't know what that one sounds like. Do you know how that'll go? That's what they just sound they make. No, the only War of the Worlds I'm interested in is that like psychedelic 70s one. That is so good. But he did like minority report. Oh, I love.

Love. He is versatile. He did Tintin. Let's see what. The BFG. Just wait. Bye girls. generation gets me if you can't.

He's incredible. What's this one? No, this is War of the World. Oh, yeah. Is this the Tom Cruise War of the Worlds? Yeah. Get out. Have you re-watched it recently?

No. It is so good. It's amazing. I love it. I don't love the ending, but the rest of it is like, should I give it another go? Do it.

And open your heart to Tom. Dakota fanning. Fanning is so good. So creepy. I don't know that I like that Dakota fanning. What do you mean? No. What is wrong with you? What about those uptown girls? And it's got Goku in it. Wait, from the live action Dragon Ball Z movie. Yeah. He plays the awful son. Ew. Yeah. But it's good. I love that fairy scene. It's so distressing. The furry scene. Yeah. Yeah. No, the ferry where they're trying to get on the fair. very in there in the crowd i think about that all the time when i'm in the crowd okay i'll rewatch also i mean you really do have to um inoculate yourself to tom cruise yeah because he's good

if you are not like being like fuck you yeah yeah you have to just kind of be like no this is funny i really enjoyed that like i'm coming back to life movie with tom cruise that's life i what was that called i'm coming back to life movie with tom minority report no that's so good i watch that all the time um the one with the one where he keeps coming back to life. Oh, yeah, it's edge of tomorrow. With Emily Blunt. Yes, yes, yeah.

I liked him, like, he was fine enough. Oh, that's a good movie, too. Yeah. And just, what about this? Star Wars can'tina. I could be open to that. I could be open to that. I could be open to that.

that's pretty good okay so I'm not I'm gonna admit something to the audience right now and to Zelda and Matt although Matt I think you've always known this I'm not really a Star Wars Girlie I'm not really a Star Wars Girlie I didn't really cotton to it when I was young because it's just I don't know I had other things going on but that Cantina song is fabulous and I think having seen the scene where they go to that fabulous bar and there's an alien band playing music i'm like that's if the movie was that i'd be into it yeah but the movie then it stops you want to spin off tv series about that band yeah and just like the bar and the comings and goings and like making it in the galaxy

yeah like canteen a turner have you seen have you seen the christmas special yes i know all about life day with like be arthur yeah that's like that if I had to cast you as a Star Wars character that would be it that be Arthur character yes I would love that just like in the bar singing hey which recently how did I hear this information I don't know but someone tracked down those songs because they were like trying to like do some re-recordings of the Star Wars holiday special but because Disney well not Disney but this like Lucas Hearts or whatever had so thoroughly buried any association with that that they never like laid claim to the copyright for

the songs that were written for the holiday special and so they ended up tracking down the the daughter of the two like vaudeville tv people who'd written those songs and they're like are you aware that you are the rights holder for these like star wars songs that are now becoming kind of cult fan favorite oh my god and so she was like no No, but thank you for telling me. You can use the rights for now. And then I'm going to remember that when, you know, Disney comes a run in. Yeah, yeah.

So they re-recorded a full vinyl of all the holiday songs. Fun. Yeah. That's fun. That is fun. But wait, did I hear weakness? Do you want to put in the canteener thing? I also think, like, while I think the curious but scary themes of the home loan soundtrack do reflect the bunker,

I also think the canteener sounds, reflects the kind of bunker vibe. Yes. He doesn't like you. I don't like you either. You've got to go through some of the other famous ones, though. Okay, Matt. Honorable mentions. Leymont.

Oh, Indiana Jones. That was like fucking, that was my... I did like Indiana Jones. That's Jurassic Park. Oh, sorry. Because I loved Indiana Jones, because my dad. I don't know why he pushed Indiana Jones harder than Star Wars, because he really

likes Star Wars. But I was much more of an Indiana Jones kid. I think it was because... It's so fitting that you were more into Indiana Jones and I was more into Star Wars. Marion was so cool. Like, she was a cool woman that did shots and, like, there was more to enjoy. And then there was that evil blonde Nazi woman, and I was like, she's so chic. Kate Blanchett?

No, in the third. one last crusade um and yeah there's been a few evil blonde yeah and then like yeah there was just like great like the yeah the even the i liked temple of doom found it so scary when he ripped out that guy's heart i love the start of the second one with the snakes on a train that like young indiana jones river phoenix he yeah so good i'm on the drug i'm on the jones but yeah and um i I guess many other honourable mentions Superman. Yeah, which I think as well, my dad really pushed original Superman. But, like, what?

Sing that one? Oh, it's that one. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't really like that. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah.

It's like they're all iconic. Yeah, it's pretty hard. But what is most bunker appropriate? That's right. And what I think is that we just add this to the scrim. repertoire for when they play on a Thursday night at Reggie's. You know what? I already do know how to play that song.

The canina? The canteena band song. Amazing. Actually, know a lot of Star Wars music because we actually got asked by IMAX to play the repertoire of the Star Wars music for when the first movie of the new batch of movies came out, the Disney-fied ones. So we went and played like at midnight because they couldn't release the movie until 12 a.m. They needed something to keep the people going.

Yeah, so people would arrive at like 11pm and they were kind of like milling around and everyone was in costume, like in cosplay. And we were like standing on the stairs playing all the Star Wars songs. And you didn't see Zelda there. But like bluegrass, gypsy jazz versions of everything.

But this means you know how to play this song? You know how to do this one? I don't know that one. Who sang? No, we couldn't do that one. But we did like Imperial March, like jazzified. Huh. We did like the main theme, jazzified, can'tina band song.

Our band is very like, the scrimms is very like canteena band coated. Yeah, you are kind of little aliens that sit on in shelves. It's a shame, I feel like... What were you just playing Zelda? That was C-Soodles in the re-release of episode, Return of the Jeddah. I, you know, she's, she was added in with flawless CG and an incredible voice. Let me just, what's this? She's a Backehunter, Bouti Hunter and Singer.

She's a Backey Hunter. Bouti Hunter. She's a Becky Hunter. John Williams composed that too? I hope so. I wonder if she would co-lab with Katie now. Do you know what she looks like? No.

One moment. Zelda, you need to explain it, though. It's a podcast. How does she look? So, C-Soodles. is a stout woman with gigantic leaps at the end of her snoodle, you might say. Our last name is long face? Her last name is snoodles.

But her lips are on her snoodle. Well, I mean, it's more. Is this an anatomical last name like Robbie Nose? It could be. I mean, I don't know what else to call the protrusion from her face other than a snoodle. See my snoo? appropriate but she has fabulous eyelashes on men in black-esque eyes that prong from their face like a snail she has a sturdy frame and thin arms and legs have a look i just sent through

very shaggy dress barely covering her privates do well she's got a lot to sell cease noodle is amazing yeah how has this not become part of your drag repertoire I do want to do that song one day, be so stupid. But no, I need you to be dressed as her somehow. Oh, well, I've, hmm. That would be incredible. A long lips. Yeah.

God, we love you, George. Yeah. This is the sort of stuff that Dizzy would never be brave enough to put into the films. Yeah. Imagine if you played the jazzercise version of that. I don't even think the hardcore fans would know what the fuck you're talking about. Okay, so which one should we put in? I'm going to, I'm going to allow it.

It's a seed. I'm going to allow this. Cantina band? Yeah. Cantina. All right. Cantina, Tonya. Buckle up.

Goodbye. Hello, listener. Welcome back. Now, with the canteena added, another important question. rises. And it is one that is based on a recent experience. I've been talking about for the last a couple of weeks, having been doing a lot of painting. And so I guess my question for us is what paint gets into the bunker? Now, don't paint. No, no, no, no, no. We've done which idea and the idea was a paint that never dries. Wait, that you're categorizing that as paint?

No, no, that was an idea. That's an idea. That was more of an idea. It's an idea. A fantastic idea. Incredible idea. No, this is which paint, man. Yeah. Now, we'll go in addition to the paint that never dries.

A fabulous idea. Yes. A paint. Just paint. Okay. Green paint. Okay, that's a great place to start. Thank you.

Now, obviously we know there was lead used to the production of green paints back in the day, which I'm very pro. Yeah. Because it sent a lot of Victorian people insane. and that's fabulous being poisoned by your green wallpaper I have been okay so recently at Bunnings

this is like the learning curve sometimes for like home crafts and DIY is so steep and uncaring Bunnings is satin and it doesn't care if I live or die and it could fit 700 of me inside it

I prefer silk so the they've added this new range of spray paints because obviously they've realized that there's a burgeoning market of young spray painters out there um and you know office works has started doing a whole extended range of acrylic spray paints right but the issue is they don't explain to you that you're no longer working with like like you're no longer working with enamel paints essentially yeah so if you put an acrylic down or over the top of an enamel it will immediately bubble and froth and destroy the paint job and send you back to square one yeah and yeah it's just ruined my life is what i'm trying to say

although they have like a better shade range but it's just it's not good enough it's not right it's actually not okay it's not okay it's just yeah it's the Dulux

spray like but written in a cursive handwriting spray but I went there the other day and try and get fluoro paint they don't have some fluoro paint there what do you you should go to Dandrogenia's house for that

true I don't know where she's getting hers from right I enjoy powder coating on metal that like magnetic approach yeah of like you'll get an even coverage because once the particles are all covered that's it they're done it actually can't attach anymore that is so cool um I love the idea of like sending off the metal to get the powder coating and then comes back and it's beautifully like so perfect well that is the perfect unfortunate thing is that

nothing is ever perfect when you do it yourself no you can always see like a little fingerprint Yeah. How do they do that? Yeah. I was watching a re, like a refurb of a, of a candy cigar turner from making candy cigars. And in that, why can't I think of the word, refurb? Yeah. Yeah.

They like take all the rust off, like put it all in the solutions and all this stuff. and it's all like okay well like that's pretty good but like you can still tell that it's 80 years old but the powder coating like just incredible so glossy so complete it looks like jelly but you know it's firm yeah fabulous i love that what i love that a paint job well that's i feel like yeah painting painting is so laborious and it just it's you know you look it around a room like i'm looking at this space car now and I'm like I could paint this but then like in actuality where I started I'd suddenly realize there's so much yeah and you could only paint in certain lighting conditions and you have to like cut in and then you have to like swirly well and I was with someone

the other day who shall remain nameless Annie and we were painting the set for the spec savers ad then and I gave her a brush thinking full well well she's an adult woman she's made it to this point in her life must have painted a few objects certainly has she never done physical labour and then I was like yeah just why don't you add a coat to this and I come back and there are thick globs of paint skirting up around the edge and like large sections where there's just no paint at all. Like right next to where she just slopped down another fucking lashing of thick paint. Like she just took the brush, dipped it and didn't even have a cursory thought to maybe

taking a little bit of the paint off the brush before applying. It was just shocking to learn that someone I associate with. Could have so little knowledge of... Well, all care. I worked for years in a warehouse run by. my dear friends, Phil and Julia. And in a past life, Phil was a house painter. And there was this one time where, like,

they got a new warehouse and I helped paint all the walls. And then when we would set up for trade fairs and stuff, we'd always have to paint the walls of those because, like, to hide the seams and all that stuff. So in that time, learning some of those tips and tricks from, like, an actual house painter was so interesting. And, like, the key thing is that there is just, like,

literally no shortcuts. Yeah. Like, you have to follow every step and you have to be meticulous about it. Otherwise, it will look shit. Yeah.

Which is why I think house painters are so well paid. Totally. And it's so expensive to get things painted. And if they do it right, it's incredible. Yeah. But if you don't,

it's like, who the fuck painted this crack den? Yeah. What a world. And I think the thing that I've gotten into recently that I never quite mustard and like rarely have the patience to do

but if something requires just an extra finish is the sanding between layers of paint like just get a really really fine sandpaper and give it a pass and take off the pit where the nape of the roller has risen the paint a bit too thick and make a uniform finish and you'll just be so happy with the results

Oh, it's so good. And or using a paint sprayer. That's good. Yeah. Yeah. So paint. The other ones, glow and the dark paint, obviously important to mention, formative in my childhood. Yeah.

Glitter paint is terrible. We're not doing that. No. What about blackboard paint? We had a wall that we were like, we're going to paint it with blackboard. And then my dad was obsessed with it and had all the chalk. And like, we would write messages like, we need pasta and parsley. you know like shopping list i guess yeah yeah well if they're gonna use it that makes me happy yeah

a lot of people just fall into doing it but they're not using it there were a lot more like types of paint when i was growing up like per less you know when theme walls were in palestine textured sand yeah yeah luster mm-hmm mm-hmm um water color paint that's pretty cute pretty cute pretty damn cute if you ask me Pretty damn cute Any favorite paints Matt? I like a good

Watercolour painting You know Some nice textures To do it in your home Not on the walls What do you mean Do it in my home Like do you like

Do a little crafty noon Yeah Yeah like yesterday I Gave my two year old daughter Watercolour paints For the very first time And she did a beautiful painting

Of some messy oranges and greens We used together. Love it. It was a big explosion of brown and, yeah. Sorry. I'm asking you about the painting. Huh?

What? What? Explosion of brown. How long are you meant to do with the oil paints? Oil paints, real pain. Why? Because you have to let them dry. Every time.

Yes. What a good idea. But we already have them. they've already got a paint that never drag yeah true no but this one you have to let it dry yeah sometimes I see people online on the internet and they're like

I've been oil painting for 15 years now here's the downsides the paint never dries using the rags to clean up the paint could light a fire in your home that just starts randomly you have to wait a thousand years to finish a painting and then afterwards you have to lack

of the entire thing and the upside is vibrancy yeah bitch I don't see it yeah get a lot layers just get acrylic they do last a long time yeah if you want your painting to last for

a thousand years but who for who for whose benefit I won't know no you know I'm satin honey when I was a teenager one of the films that I discovered on Desmangan's 10 o'clock time slot on SBS, World Movies, was a film called Artemisia, which was about a French painter in the past. Couldn't say exactly when, maybe 1700s, sure.

And it was about, I don't know, even though if it was a true story or not, but about like a female painter who got accepted into like a painting academy, me and it was a scandal because she was a woman. But I fucking loved that movie because it was the perfect mix of like, IT and Art House film and like horny foreign film and like so many bisexual men and like threesomes with the woman and two men because it was da-da-da-da-da-da. Wow. But that really like...

And what kind of paint was she using? Well, that's what I'm getting. Like I wish I could recall. because that would be a great option. But as it was in such a classical period, I hazarded guess that it was oil paint. Yes. But it's quite impractical.

God, I love that film. Anyway. Atomisa Gentileski, no. Who knows? Interesting. Yeah. 17th century. Oh, got it.

Yes. Initially worked in the style of Caravaggio. Hmm. um cool paint yeah i mean i like paint that infuses deadly elements or the blood of your enemies yeah um poster paint poster paint silly paint well we've got the whole silly string ward yeah um maybe we're underutilizing the word silly and we could just add it in front of everything and resell it to the australian public silly paint silly piano silly rugs Silly hat

It's a bit silly What Yeah I don't know Like lead paint I guess Yeah I do like lead paint I'm very scared of lead paint I like that Aren't you scared of lead paint

Is everyone not scared of lead paint I think about it all the time You just don't know if it's lead or not What about lead paint on a wall That's built with asbestos Apsest lead Yeah Double whammy

It's like Christmas Yeah, yeah, let's do that. An asbestos canvas painting. Okay, yeah. What's the painting of? Or was it just a plain white, or a plain green? Didn't we already put a painting in?

We do have a painting. The painting from your child. That haunted girl painting. Well, she's now painted with lead. Cursed painting of a small girl. Yes, she made it. In... On an asbestos.

canvas. Yes. Yeah. That's pretty good. Perfect. All right. If you're confused, listener, um,

Kipap. Just go back and listen to the last 300 episodes. Yes. Absolutely. We're not that high, are we? I am that high. Anyway. Okay.

What a fabulous episode. Yeah. Yeah. Do your homework. All right. So, listener, what have we put in this week? we've put in

the RPG element of dark imbuned within Courtney Courtney take your dark and then we put in the John William's song Cantina theme Finally a sound

The people will enjoy So we put in that snoodles Yeah snoodles is in Cy Snoodens Who's going to play her Susan Sarandon perhaps With her long snood I can see that

All right Susan Sarandon and Snoodles are in. As snoodles. Yeah, and snoodles. As snooble. And we've upgraded our painting with lead paint and an asbestos canvas. Yeah. Extra deadliness.

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