Death To Everyone - Death To... Muppets, Porn Stashes & Gay Voices Feat. Minhi Wang

Episode Date: October 6, 2026

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I'm here through the worst conditions of your life. But I want to say that was some of the most fucking awful wooing I've ever heard. Yeah. How dare you. Actually. Yeah. Give me a woo. Okay.

And now pretend that you've come to like, I don't know, death to everyone live. Yeah. You know what? I'm going to like revert back to yihas. Back down to the good old days of the ancient West. I know about history. So can we get like a yaha? Yeeha.

Okay, well that feels racist. Okay, don't do that. Okay, what about, why don't we do a hussy bounce? Okay, whatever. If you haven't listened to the podcast, you're already confused. No, no, we're accessible. Hello, listeners. Oh, fuck, there they go again.

Yeah. God, okay. You say, you say. Well, oh, hi, I'm lazy Susan. Fucking out! And I'm Zelda Moon. And this is our show. Yeah.

Sorry. Sorry about that racist. The show is at 8 o'clock. Thank you so much to Comedy Republic for hosting us here on this incredible night. They gave us prime space at the end of times, the torrential flooding that's going to destroy us all. Now, listen, we have a guest today on the pod. Oh, I know. She's come all the way.

Are we bullying? Yes. Are we bullying? I didn't think. that this is that kind of show. We're drag queens. We're known for being nice. Okay, so today on the show

we have the incredible mini Wang. Now, listen, I'm terrified because she's an actual drag queen. And you'll have been exposed to subpar drag for quite some time. And I'm worried that if you start

seeing what real drag queens look like, you'll start expecting it at home. You're not getting it. This is a one-time special day thing. Yes. Okay? Get up for me Yeah

Oh my god Yeah Okay now mini Welcome to the show Have you ever been on a podcast Before? I've been on a podcast We're not a live podcast

I live Live podcast We live Podcasts A lot of the people here Are very confused Why Some of them know about the pod

And then some of them A.k.a. Your plus ones My friends Yes Have no idea No clue Do you want to point to them So we can shade

Yeah literally in the line I see, there's one with glasses, there's a bald-headed one, there's another one with glasses. You've never been, you've never heard this show before in your life. Don't worry, it's very accessible. Eight. Yes. Yes.

So it's actually pronounced eight. Thank you. Sorry. I was also told if I don't know what's going on just to laugh because it's apparently deep lore of the podcast. No, no, no. This is the first episode. We're doing this.

That's how deep it is. Yes. Ten minutes ago. Like the Marianna Trench. That's my thing. Okay, so who has no idea what's happening right now? Yeah, okay, okay. There's a few people here too.

Okay, good, good. Okay, that wasn't meant to be a bit, but thanks. This is a live version of our podcast, Death to Everyone. And so if we explain it to Minnie, we'll also explain it to the people who are confused. Oh, don't need to put me here, so like you're explaining it for me. She obviously knows about an award-winning, Medea Award-winning podcast. Yeah. We attempt to explain it every single week and fuck it up.

So, you know. But we have a doomsday bunker as it is indeed the end of civilization. The seed vault. That's an episode one throwback. Thank you. Deep cut. Do you know what is the most? Okay, so the podcast.

Wait, let's not. Yeah, it's a podcast. End of the world. The apocalypse has struck. It's coming. We, slightly judgmental. and discuss a range of fabulous topics and the best thing from that topic

is preserved for all time in the Doomsday Bunker. Okay, wonderful. Yes. Okay, got it? Perfect. So we're putting this episode into the Doomsday Bunker. All episodes are played through a PA speaker

in the Doomsday Bunker. So they can remember the time that was. Now, listen, we do have a hard out because there are stand-up comedians that are going to come here at 8 o'clock. And it's not that the management wants us out is that we do not want to be here when they're here.

Zelda, do you like stand-up comedians? And Minnie, thoughts on stand-up? Stand-up. Yeah, well, I... Stand-up. I have always encouraged creativity. And self-expression, good or questionable. Have you ever done a stand-up workshop?

I was thinking about doing some stand-up, but I'm not ready to end my friendship with Zelda Moon just yet. Wait, are you, are you like a proper stand-up comedian? Do you have credentials? Did you graduate from somewhere, like the comedy club or something? Definitely not. No, okay. I love to how the audience literally laughed so raucously when I was like,

Zelda, do you actually, are you actually? Are you funny? Wow. No, not really. No, I just think the concept of like stand up and then say a joke and then everyone will laugh at the joke is really bizarre. And look at you, yours is just sitting down. Imagine you actually stood up.

Exactly. It would love it even more. Now, to title back, at the start of the... This is what you need to do in stand-up. It's a tight five. Not a loose 60. What? What?

Grind a name. Loose 60. Wait, do we have any six-year-olds in the audience? Wow. 60-year-olds, not six-year-olds. Oh, yeah, yeah. We're not... I have six-year-olds.

We're not... despite what the Harold's son says about drag queens. Oh, what does it say on your signs here? Give way to Peds. Yes, yeah. What's that about? You're from Perth, you know about how many Peds went across the road? They're obsessed. I'm surprised nobody's like alter the sign and be like, like... Oh, you want to add the O? You want to shame them in public.

Beedos. Shame as they walk across the cross wall. Yeah, so... Call back. The apocalypse. Yes. Yes. So we've organized today to do a very special apocalypse as designated by the Incredible Live audience. And I think I have either, oh, I think I, do you want to just reach into my pocket?

But then that's boob's going to be smaller then. Oh, God. They always, okay, what did you? Oh, fucking. Pick one. Oh, they're stuck together. God, Minnie, this is why you lost. Yeah.

Like, honestly, true. I got two. They're fucking posting. Hold them clenched in. No, hold those. You've got those. Now, Zeldie, you pick one. It's hard. And you have gloves. Oh, okay. Shut up, shut up.

Shut up, shut up. Shut up. Okay. Now, girls, would you please read your part of the Apocalypse Alive? And now we'll divine through the powers of creativity. Yeah. What we think should happen in the apocalypse. Whatever you say. Donkey. Juicy.

Juicy. And what else do you have on there? Musty. That's actually very good. Musty donkey. Musty juicy donkey. Yeah. Okay, so the apocalypse this week, as per

musty juicy donkey, sounds like a Gwen Stefati fragrance. Or something Gwyneth would make. Yes. Very goop. Very goop. I love that Gwyneth. Wait, you know Gwennett's skeleton is in the bunker?

Oh, really? Is she? Wait, no. Is it her? Oh, fuck. Matt, tell us. Matt? Can you pull her?

up the spreadsheet. Reference check. Wait, can we have house lights on and can everyone clap for Matt? Okay, we don't have time for this shit. The house lights. We don't count down in the dark. That's good. Okay, musty juicy donkey.

Obviously, it's related to people eating donkey meat. Kind of in the bat situation. What? You know, COVID-19. Oh, you think that we're all going to get some sort of disease from that? Musty juicy donkey meat, of course. At least it's juicy. It's not dry.

Absolutely. The set of like Mamma Mia Part 3. Here we also go again. Musty juicy donkey meat is served. Is she still in? Oh yeah, she's back. Sabrina Carpenter's theft. Why does Madonna like Sabrina Carpenter?

I think because she's small. She thinks she could kick her. If anything goes wrong, she's like, I've got this hand. You'll go down easy. You think Madonna could kick someone? Yes. Did you see her walking? Yes.

Yes. That is a woman that would kick someone at a bus stop. Yeah. With how much force? I mean like she'd put her whole body like she'd lop over them yeah she'd get some momentum and then really

take the leg back and let it swing fly through follow through see my issue with the Sabrina Carpenter thing is like there's cooler more Madonna adjacent musicians happening at the moment or do we think that Sabrina's hooking her wagon to Madonna like she's like the new Supreme no at the Grammy she was like I message

Sabrina on Instagram because she hadn't gotten back to me after a week which is tragic weird oh are you okay did you fall over Madonna She's had a fall Do you know actually is really funny People falling over in general It's actually a very funny thing

You're gonna love Zelda's show tonight I love watching her Zelda is going to be performing tonight at Rough Trade With Minnie Wang Yes And I don't know if you've been to this bar But it's Kent Street Yeah on Smith Street

And it's just like a flight of stairs No stage Yes Oh no And a bunch of like Northside queer is just sitting on the ground. Oh, they're sitting.

Yeah. Yeah, like, I can hear the children laughing. And they're staring up at you. It's amazing. It's good. I'm not going to fall down the stairs, I hope. Lazy said that they're a very generous crowd. Yes.

She said what she was going to do, and I'm like, yes, they're a very generous crowd. It's going to be good. So rude. What spot numbers are you going to do? Okay, so I'm doing Benang Gael. So distracting. Just in the shadows. So I'm doing Lisa Garengay.

Fuck me. That's a good sign, isn't it? This man's just went. This one? You like that? All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you coming to Rough Tray then to support?

Are you a generous crowd member? Yeah. And then, wow. And then I'm doing Cape Bush, Mrs. Bartolazzi. which is a song about doing the washing. So excited. Wait until you see it falling down on a flat of stairs. Because even if you don't know this song,

everyone knows the pain. Yeah. Minnie, can I say something, though? You had us when, well, you had me when I was in Toronto recently. Correct. And Minnie invited me to come and do her brunch. And Toronto drag is a fucking... Nightmare.

It's also a workout. It's like, I got there and they're like, do you want to do, like, how long is your, because like you get tips. That's the main income. So duration is important. So basically none of you tip tonight. So like, that's right. These people had, they just, they had nothing to give you. But they, the longer you go, the more tips you're likely to get.

So everyone does four to 10 to an hour to three hour long spot numbers. Yes. Is true? No, well, similar. We basically say you've got 15 minutes to fill, knock your boots off, and do that twice. And then we're going to do two seedings of that. So basically you're doing up to an hour of drag back to back. I've never seen someone sweat so much in my life.

And I was so worried for you. I was like, that was after the first number. And she didn't do the number. I did my Melbourne two and a half minutes. Yes. Because in Melbourne, you get paid the two, like you get paid the full fee. even if it's like the radio edit. Yeah.

You can like fucking get out there do a voice memo and leave and they'll still have to pay and super. Thank you very much. And that's why Dragon Pelham is so good. But you didn't make bank though. Mama, I made bank. Yes.

Because they only have the $5 notes and it's gauche to give the coins. Oh yeah. So they're all holding out $5 bills and I'm like, don't tell Australians that we can tip. But literally I think you even I've got a few 20s.

Mama. Yes, there you go. She's rich. And now I have that money just sitting there because I don't know how to convert money. Do you know what to do with that? Like where do you go? Spend it where?

Canada? You have to come back. Okay. So, I don't know, well, okay, wait, what's the apocalypse? Donkey Dick. Musty, juicy donkey dick. Okay.

Bucks everyone to death. Yes. Great. Welcome. Minnie's friends and family, is that going well for you? Musty, juicy, donkey dick. Just write that on the suicide note.

We'll know what you're doing. Or if you ever get kidnapped, that can be the code word that you're in trouble. As in just leave her. Because you've worked like, obviously, like your friends and family have been subjected to a lot of drag since you've gone into the drag machine.

Correct. And that's hard. And I'm sorry. about that. Yes. Well, as I told you, I posted that I was going to be in Sydney, and then someone from the Beresford reached out,

and they were like, would you like to perform? And I was like, oh, that sounds great. And then I asked my brother, and he's like, well, it's only going to be the last night that we had together. And I didn't just cancel my tennis tournament to come and spend time with you. But if you would like to go and do drag,

feel free. Okay. Okay. Your brother had to cancel the entire tournament? Get real. Are you serious? Fucking drama queen. Sounds like you didn't qualify, darling.

Cry me a river darling. Wait, is he good at tennis? Yeah, he's actually, when I watched him play at the gay games. Wait, you're... What? You're actually... Your brother's gay brother. Yes, he's gay too.

Wait, can we get the house lights on? Wait, is the gay brother here? Yes, yes, yes, yes! Where's gay brother? Wave to us. Wait! So what did you have to cancel? The entire...

You run the... Donovan? Without you, there's no tournament. I feel like the vibes. He's just like, yeah, the vibes. The personality high of the tennis court. He won miscongeniality at a recent tennis thing. Oh my God. What the fuck is happening with tennis? It's gay tennis. It's gay tennis.

Okay, put those house lights down. I've had it. I don't know. I don't know about that. The only thing I know about tennis is that Princess Peach is quite good at certain. Wait. Do you know that that's where Waloigi came into play? Yeah. Did you know that?

No. Oh, do you know what a Wai Luigi is? Yeah. Evil Luigi. Bad Luigi. Yeah. Like, Wario. Yeah.

Like this kind of cinema. Oh, wait. Yeah. But who is Warioo? I'm dressed as Wario tonight. Now, listen, on this show, we go through categories. Now, listen, also because of the aforementioned time constraints.

What are you doing? Yes, we got to move it along. No, did you know there's a clock up here? Yeah, it's up there. Oh, for fuck's sake! Fucking out! There's literally a digital clock and it says 1859. Yeah.

And we're actually right on time. I thought that was the year. And we're here with Gwina Paltrow's corpse. That's right. I work in the factories as we try and rebuild society. So, shall we do a topic for discussion? Why not? That was on the agenda.

7pm. Topic for discussion. Yes. Topic number one, which will be provided by a live speakhole. So who's feeling brave? Oh, what have you done today?

You've got the wireless. You know? The wireless. I'm walking through the audience. Now if it's not funny, we won't do it. And you should go to stand-up courses then. I'm coming.

Oh, if you have one. Go. Oh, I don't know if any of these are good. Oh, which Muppet gets into the bunker? Great stuff. Amazing work. Which Muppet? Oh, fuck me.

What's happening about? God damn. God, there's a lot of you back here. And you all paid full price. Wait, can they not see back there? No, they're doing great. They're seeing enough. Wait, we're not going to sample?

We're going to just go with Muppets. I just see the year? We're already in 1900. It's okay. We made the 1900s now. Turn of the century. Happy New Year. Matt, have we done which Muppet?

No. All right. Beaker. Yes. Beaker. Yeah. Or animal. Animal.

Animal. I feel like Animal has like that really heavy grade autism. What's animal? The drama. And he doesn't just... No, I don't like that. Or the two... Gonzo.

Are we counting the Sesame Street gang? No. But they're handsome. No. Yeah, but they're not Muppets. Have you heard? You stupid whore. I think Muppets.

I think Muppets. I think fucking Muppets! What is your name? She says yes. Have you ever heard of a gonzo dick? Sorry. Like, like, shaped like his nose, I'm gonna presume? Yes.

Yes, it's like, very like bent. Yeah. A very heavy lilt. Put the tenements, back on, I've had it. Down? Down? Yes.

Yes. Unless Gonzo is upside down, then it's that way. Okay, I'm willing to hear you out. You on Animal, you on, what the fuck did you say? I said Beaker, but that was just first thought. Just because he has a job. I don't know. Actually.

And science, he does science. You would date Beaker so hard. Yes. Yes. A quiet man that works at RMIT in the science department. Just. Non-verbal. That's good.

Yes. Actually, most of them are non-verbal. A new haircut. Yes. Yes. Redhead? What? Redhead?

Well, this is actually so interesting. He's got... He's got... He's got... He actually can't deal with this. Being in the front row. This redhead! It's fucked up!

Wait, do you have red hair? Come forward. Obviously. Are you insane? Oh, it's brassy. It's brass. I feel like I'm being punked with this in the front row. You could put some dying with this person to be...

Oh, Jesus. We just have the trapdoor install. Please don't break it. Okay, so beaker Well I don't know Like I also love You said it was so confident No you know like evil Kermit

There's that Kermit Like the frogs that aren't Kermit All look kind of evil and weird I have a phobia of frogs Yeah Oh Yeah I don't like frogs I see very scared of frogs

Yeah I have a phobia What do you think they're gonna do to you? I don't like talking about them Oh that's good We got five minutes We got time 1903 Wait so wait

How long have you been afraid of frogs Actually, I do remember watching Sesame Street and they used to do a frog montage and I had to hide behind the couch. Is this true, gay brother? Yes. Yes? Very true.

Wait, you're shaking. She's lying. For attention. Yeah. The tennis tournament coordinator. Liar. He's a liar too. Never listen to him. He's a liar. What do you love most about tennis?

The women. As a gay man, it's honestly, as a gay man, the women, the women's tennis, the ginger says yes too. Yeah, I know. Anything you say, dear. You like tennis?

Oh, you're going to love the rest of this show. Wait. Okay, so quick tennis story. Well, actually, no, I've got two now. So I did tennis when I was, like, young, and then I got hit in the face and blacked out by a ball. Yeah, I fainted twice at tennis. Once was then, and the other one I was, like, sucking in the helium,

which I never, like... Sorry. Why was there helium in the tennis? Yeah. a tennis party we had like balloons but I've never I don't know how to do that thing we like breathe the helium so I just read helium

until I passed out and then I and then I fainted onto the helium like cast and hit my hand did you at least sound funny when you woke up my son is dying what are your symptoms being comically high pitched

obviously he's gay that's just his normal boy So, like, my family were into tennis or whatever. And one year we had to go to the Australian Open, but Anna Kornikovar was playing. Was that the year where she'd, like, double faulted her way to victory? Yeah, sure. Yes.

What? And all I, this was like, Earl, like Anna Kornikovar was what, like mid-90s, right? Yeah. So I was like, young. Yes, you are young, you are young, period. And that was my, like, code switched because then at school I was like oh I went to see Anna Kornikovar she's so hot

but really you really you were into Enrique Eglacios with the mole he had the mole removed actually Enrique did yeah I'm pretty sure oh no moment of silence for the mole it's like Jennifer Gray in the nose um is I don't know who Anna Kornikovia you don't know who Anna Kornikovar is she was just a Russian tennis player oh she's hot she's very hot bangin

She reminded me of Linker from Captain Planet. Oh, yes, good one. But she was from the Soviet Union. She was. An important distinction. Yeah. Okay, what were we talking about? Frogs.

Frogs. Frogs, that's right. So Princess and the Frog, can you sit through that? Or is that, is that removed enough that you can allow that? Cartoon frogs are kind of okay. Okay. But I don't really like, I really don't actually like Kermit. I had trouble saying the name.

This is the gayest. I never heard. So why frogs? What's these shoes? I don't like, they're kind of slimy. They're also very tricky because they don't have a neck. They don't have...

Bitch, I don't have a neck. I'm fine. They don't have a neck, and then they look kind of compact, but really they're very long. And then they can possibly jump at any moment, so they're very sporadic and they have...

There's no, like, rhyme or reason to them. They just kind of do what they want with no necks, and they have long appendages. They're fucked up, okay? Everybody? They're rude. I mean, it's not wrong. Somebody said, oh, if you don't like no next,

it doesn't mean you don't like rugby players. Any rugby players here today? I think that's our target demo. Yes. Actually, remember when we said, the people that are coming are your friends, Minia, and there's just Asians and white men. I said, oh, watch out, my brother's coming.

He's Asian. And just look out for the two white men that he's in. And he said, that's our target demographic. And I said, oh, you have a very strong Asian fan base as well. Look at them all here tonight. Wait There's another one There's one

Would you sit at the front row We're filming this Yes We're trying to get arts funding Sorry Okay So Okay so one more thing

You know like the Feist Sesame Street video Where like Feist goes to Sesame Street And does one two three four But she's counting chickens and things Who's fine? Can we put that? You don't know that?

How old? Oh, the audience gasp. Actually, we play this game. We play this game at brunch. And usually, Perlis says, cheer if you think Minnie is below 30, and no one cheered. It was rough. Wait, how old are you?

I'm 41. Oh, right. Okay, yeah. She's 40. She's so wrong. Yes. In dog years. So you'll remember. You'll remember fights?

No, guys. I don't applaud commercial. That wasn't it. No. Okay, anyway, keep going, keep going. Okay, you know what? We can't afford the license. Okay.

We're on a time crunch for God's sake. So you admit that Sesame Street has Muppets? No, that was Muppet adjacent content. For fuck. They are Muppets. Don't they do crossovers? They are Muppets. For fuck sake, they're Muppets.

But wait, hold on. Who makes the... Because Jim Henson makes it. He did it all. He did Fragel Rock. He did Sesame Street. He did the Muppets. He did the labyrinth.

He did those Gexis. But then would you say that in the labyrinth there are Muppets? Too spooky to be a Muppet. Monster Puppet. It's in the name. Is that what it stands for?

Sorry, could you pick that out of? Wait, is Monster? Could you pick up my sweat hat? Oh, it actually does look a little bit more orange. It's a bit more red. Yeah, when you came into the full light, it had a little bit more.

I'm sorry you're being subjected to this. Yes. But do you like Ginger's Zelda? Yes. Are you crazy? It's just the preference. Yeah. Yeah.

But anything with the pulse is fine. Yes. Do you like Zelda? Are you in love? Oh, good. Lock it in. Okay, the show has changed. We've got 20 minutes.

Let's set them up. So I've got 20 minutes to get a head start. Yes. We're going to send you out the door, run as fast as you can. Change your name, dye your hair, color. in a restroom, bathroom, bathroom, sink. Wait, just leave a piece of hair.

We'll give her to her to smell and then she'll chase after you like a dog. Oh, God. It's a comedy podcast. What, Muppet? Yeah. Are we putting in the bunker?

Why the fuck are we not talking about fucking Miss Piggy? Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. Because she gets... Oh, you hate pigs now, too. I hate women. I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Don't edit that. Don't edit that. Oh my gosh. No, it's just because she gets... We're using that. Yeah.

No, she just gets all the attention. Like, what about the others? They do just as much work. It's not her fault she gets the attention. She gets it because she demands it with a natural man. Wait! Oh, wait. Did anyone see the, like...

Sorry. The, like, Marvel Muppet crossover that came out. This, like, last week. Oh, with that fucking panel with Emma Frost and Miss Piggy. Where Emma Frost is like, so what's your deal? And then she telepathically jumps into me. Miss Piggy's mind. And then Emma is like,

you're the fucking Diva bitch. How good. Does she not like Marvel? No. Oh, she hates it. She hates fun, that crone. Oh, yeah. I realized there were stairs down there.

You didn't see that? No. Emma Frost, Miss Piggy. Jesus. Okay. Actually, also, are there any other female muppers? Was it like the Smurfs, where there's only one smurfette?

That's creepy. Yeah, with the lashes. Rock chick. Janet. Oh, yes, yes, yes. She's with animal, though, I feel. They're together. Okay, they don't see relationships in that way, darling.

We're in Melbourne now. They're in a polycule. We haven't discussed the lesbian bar drama. Wait, wait, wait, tell me. You've not seen this? There's a lesbian bar drama in Melbourne? No, in Massachusetts. Oh, no.

That's like two feet from your house in Toronto. Holy shit. Has everyone seen this? The Ginger has. He's up to date on world events. Listen, I don't want to go in too deeply, but the Boston Globe put out this article about...

Who's laughing so hard? About a lesbian bar that, like... Listen, they were like trying to do their thing and they were trying to do an immunocompromised mask on N95s bar to support people who wear masks inside full-time. We love that, we respect that. But then on a Saturday, because obviously their bar was failing because it was a lesbian bar that had N95 mask...

The students and like, listen, it's hard enough if you just put like slop out for the gays to like keep a bar open. Like, let alone having rules or anything. So they decided on a Saturday to have like a mask optional thing. Oh. The way that they blew up, the existing customers were like, I hope that this place gets firebombed. Really? That's a direct quote.

I don't feel like that's too extreme from those people. And then they had a community meeting that was three hours long. Oh, a focus group. Already an issue. We love a focus group. And they were like going off on the diva who runs the place. Who was sobbing and was like, I am $50,000 in credit card debt.

The polycule that I started this place with, one of them is having a health flare up and the other one went to clown college. And so now I'm running. this place on my own. And now I'm living in my truck. And she's, they're sobbing. And then the chat comes back and they're like,

you're white they, them tears, centering yourself in this drama. And then they were like, do you know what? I want to talk to you, like you've obviously been vocal, you've told me to kill myself five different ways. Can we have a conversation offline? And then the person was like, how dare you demand more emotion? should of labour from me.

So it's not resolved. That's the kind of pettiness that I dream of getting to. Like, I want to slap someone across the face and they're like, please, why did you do that? I'm like, how dare you ask me to explain? If you don't know, that's on you. That you're demanding too much now. Anyway, it's incredible. I encourage you.

And the Boston Globe, who put out the article, it was the highest ever subscription day across the entire Boston Globe. Oh, because they put it behind a paywall. Yes. And they finally understand that petty antics is paid the bill. Yes, true, true. So now we're going to, like,

release our group chat behind a paywall and just see if you can get... Girl, I don't think we'll be doing that. Don't do that. What? Muppet. Goes into the bunker.

Well, Miss Piggy. Okay, let me tell you about Miss Piggy. All right. She's a big lady. She's karate chom. She's hung out with lots of celebrities. She's got a weird cuck boyfriend. She reminds me of like 98% of the bisexual women I know in this town who are with men.

It's incredible. Yeah. All right. She does have good credentials, really, to make it into the bunker. And Emma's in the bunker, so she's already got a friend. What do you think about Kermit? You hate him, obviously. No, I don't really like him. I just don't think he deserves any time or space.

any time or space. I have a phobia. Okay? But what do you think about him on a bike? Oh, have you seen his legs? Yes. I've said, the world's seen them now. Yes.

No, no, those bike legs are so... I rest my case. That was why I have that phobia. I told you they look like they're going to be short, but they're actually very long. They're deceiving. Yeah. Yeah.

See, I enjoy that discovery. Anyway. Is there any stone unturned here? We actually already have Kermit the frog in the bunker for which frog. So, just, you know. So Kermit's already in there, so we can't choose Kermit. Matt, you don't need to remind us.

We remember that. I was just saying, you know, I'm not coming to your bunker an hour anymore. You don't live in the bunker ourselves. We just force everyone to live there. Okay, okay. Okay, well then are we going to separate Miss Piggie and Kermit?

Well, Miss Piggy is outside. Oh, that's right. In the bunker. Surviving. That's good. And she would do well in a road warrior style, you know. Like Mad Max.

Yes. Mad Max. She would be the Charlese thereon. Yeah, absolutely. Sorry. But Ms. Piggy got donkey dick to death. Yeah. You know that.

It was meaty and juicy. Musty and juicy. She's Furiosa. She is Furiosa. I'm going down the road. The Fury Road. That is really what she just. Leave her out.

I just want you to know, I didn't know I had that in me, but I'm really good. That's good. That's good. Very good. That was really good. That's my new. I'm going to do that now. Okay, okay, okay. We simply must fucking move on. Okay, it's 1917. Yes. So which is my second? Isn't something bad happen?

How long did World War I go for? Oh. That's a really personal question. We're actually not. going there. It was 1914 to 19. 18. We got one more minutes.

One more year of World War. One more minute of World War. It's like, which Muppet? Oh. You say it all the words. Yeah, you say. Three, two, one. Yes.

Shrek is coming to the bunker. Woo! I heard Shrek. Absolutely. Jim Henson did not make Shrek. Did you say Shrek? Shrek. Chef.

Yeah. Sorry? What did you call me? Swedish chef. Then they could cook. Oh, sure, why not? Yes. Swedish chef?

All right. Just because that guy get... Yeah. It was a last minute edition. Wait, you're in the Mad Max Fury Road Muppet movie, can you give me Swedish chef's line? But as he's cutting off someone's toe. Wait, is that?

So, So, Minnie, what's our next topic for discussion? Oh, I'm just going to bring one. Yeah. Oh. Gay tennis? Oh. Actually, I was going to talk to you about fitness, like what in the gym.

Oh. That's kind of boring. I was going to ask my brother. Can I tell them the story about the porn collection? Sorry? Please. Please. Yes.

Please. Okay, we didn't. So back in the day, we didn't know each other was gay. I know. I know, but they were just brothers, you know, your brothers, you don't think of each other, well, some people do, but... We did not. Anyway, people used to always ask,

is your brother gay, is your brother gay? And I always used to remember the one question that I hated when I wasn't out, was that... Wait, you're the older one? No. No, no, no. Again, lies, lies. See, she's a liar.

She's a liar. But that's the one question I hated, because I hadn't accepted it myself. So when people ask me about him, I'd be like, well, what do they say to it? They say to you. What are they saying? Yeah. And they said, well, he says that he's straight.

I'm like, well, then so he is. But I do remember back in the day with our family computer with a dial-up modem, there was a stash of gay male porn. But it was hidden under a very convoluted filing system. Yes. That's a kind of organization that comes from someone who organized. Can I tell you? Yeah.

So he had, he loved tennis. He really does love tennis. He loves tennis and a lot. But so he had all of the, firstly, I think it was just male-female. That was the first heading of the filings. Okay, not great. They'll never guess. Through one of these doors is my greatest dream.

Then it was like the grand slams. And then there was like the years. So it had the grand slams. Then it would have the years. And then it would also then have the tennis players names. and then under that it was to have like tournaments that they played at. So it's very, very deep, deep down.

And where he hid all of his porn was under the sub-file of Serena Williams. And I found her. Him, them. I'm sorry, but why did you think no one would go into Serena Williams file? But that's great, famous voice actor from Avatar, Serena Williams.

Abaca A-bender, not the blue one But does anyone else have a gay sibling By any chance? Yes, we're actually not that uncommon, I don't think Oh, you look pretty common to me Sorry, that was cheap Yes, yeah Thank you

Just keep going So if somebody said yes What do you have? Are they here? Lights up Why did you say no like that? So Do not tell them about the outside world

I fucking hate my ass Okay And so wait Has this ever happened Because the only thing I know about gay siblings Is things I've learned through porn movies This person's

This person's This person's face is like A gate A gate A gate Do you like Did you ever have that experience Where you were like

Oh I'm bringing over this friend from school And we're both dating him And falling in love Oh no We're Asian We were studying and constructing elaborate filing systems for our pornography.

I can't imagine trying to organize files. I know. Not even shame would drive me to such an act. That would only make things worse. It's really quite funny because his set obviously was under Serena Williams. I kept my porn under virus. Do not open.

That's cool. And yet, did you ever find it? No, too busy filing under Serena Williams. That's what I thought. Okay, well, I feel like we should put in like a file full of pornography. A dossier. Yeah, which dossier.

Watch the title of the dossier be. Zelda, were you saving pornography on your computer? Yeah, and. And I still have, so like, okay, so. Viral. what? So my brother bought like

the like clamshell Macbook Oh how old was he? Wow. So cool, yeah. He like, he was like driven or whatever.

But I, he never used to use it. He just like wanted it for attention. So I used to have to clean his fucking car and then I could use it on the weekend and I would play Harvest Moon emulator.

But I also kept on my porn on there. Risks. move. Yes. But I still have that laptop and it still has all the original porn. Oh, beautiful. Yeah. Beautiful. And what did you save it under?

Just porn. I don't know. Probably just like... Big, bad dicks. No, like, no, it was meticulously organized, like, Sean Cody and like... Wait, can we also... When you... And this is a drag race thing. So when you

when you go film, you're not allowed to bring anything with an internet connection. So if you do want porn, have to download porn onto a USB. I didn't know about this before I went. So we, I was just like, I don't know how to, where do you download porn in this day and age? Like, how do you actually get it on?

But there was previous seasons, the girls had someone brought porn on a USB. And then they shared the stick around. I will say that did happen on our season. But I was kept out of the show. None for you. None for Gretchenween. the previous season, Isis Avis Loren

won, and she knew that the TVs in the hotel had a USB insert. So you could, in theory, bring any kinds of videos you wanted to watch. And I didn't have that intel, but Max Drag Queen did. And so she brought a USB with like, I don't know,

a thousand gigabytes of hardcore pornography, and maybe just like three clips of legally blonde. Oh, you should have asked, just watched them... Yeah, exactly. You wanted to just watch legally blunt clue. I object.

It was some really... I love my sisters on that program, but we would get in the van in the morning after we'd all be watching free to air because we didn't know that we needed to bring porn sticks. And like, they'd be like

three times, we'd get in the car and I'd be like, oh my God, did you guys see like... And this is going to make me sound like wangka, but I don't care. They're like, did you see Fargo was on last night? What a treat. And then they were like, No, I was watching Despicable Me 3. And I was like, are you fucking kidding me?

Culture. They were like, whatever the... And they were like, oh, I love that movie. It's the third time I was... I'm like, what the fuck is happening, you understand? Not it. Not it. Okay.

So what are we naming the file? Yeah, what are we naming the file? I think like virus inside. Virus inside. It's a bit coded. Do not open. I bet Victoria Beacon would love that one. We could. We could.

What did Taylor say, Patient Zero? Have you seen this? What, no. Taylor's new song is called Patient Zero. I can't believe I miss Taylor's new song. I do think that maybe the file should be called Serena Williams. Yeah, let's do Serena Williams. All right, right, right.

Okay, so, listeners, you'll recall, that relentless gay who keeps sending speak holes and sending me boost juice vouchers oh lucky you yeah

but he's sent two more boost juice vouchers both valued at $30 oh that's a lot of have you been to boost juice what did you order that's

mango magic I do like the green tea mango magic that's a good time with a bit of so You're really into that I just like the earthy flavours

Have you been to that You know like the place on Colin Street with all the oranges outside Yes, tropicana That place, you get the bubble gun from there Fuck me, that's so good Anyway So

We are going to be giving these to you Our gorgeous watches and listeners Yeah But we're going to do a fun competition Because, so we're going to do We're going to do Oh Red Hat

only giving away one. Would you pick that? No, I want the red head to get it. Sorry, I mean, so. Wait, I'll just move that out of the way. Here he comes. Thank you. That's great.

So. Don't wait, it's fallen down again. It's actually, thank you. Zelda. Sorry. I will have you know that Karl Stevenovic went down for less than this. So anyway. You know how we do that hilarious thing,

where we make fun of gay people voices? And then that other thing where we make fun of people who are making straight voices. So we've got one here for straight guy and one here for gay guy. And if you can do a really good gay guy voice, you could win $30 boost voucher. Or if you've got a good, like,

code switch straight guy voice. So do we have any volunteers? We've got $30 boost vouchers. I'm going to come find you. Who thinks that they can win $30 worth of boost? I'm gonna start just over here, because this woman looks like you really don't want this to happen to you right now.

Lazy, can you give us a gay guy voice? Oh, okay, okay, okay, guys, let me see if I can get it. Wait, what's a gay guy doing? Oh, God, guys. Oh, the fucking love. Did you see Kylie in the AFLM? I almost lost my fucking job

because they got the Jersey thing. That's gay guy. That's good. Okay, now do you want to do gay guy or straight guy? Gay guy. Thank you. Okay, now for $30, what's your name? Emma.

Emma. Emma. Okay, Emma. We're rooting for you, Emma. Give us your most offensive gay guy voice. Three, two, one. Did she just, did she have just say? Thank you, Emma.

You're in the running. No, she's not. No, she's not. That's incredible. I really like Zelda food. That was me on helium. I want to go to the neglected back. You blacked out on here.

Can we have help? Slate's lazy's going to the mid. I'm just going over here next to this fabulous diva. Oh, yes. What's your name? Sarah. Sarah. Do you want to do gay guy voice or straight guy voice?

Gay guy voice. What, you're a homophobe? Okay, no, let's go. Sarah, give it to us. Not a frog. Thank you, Sarah. Rinse the bitch. You didn't tell me that this was a roast, a live roast.

Okay, okay. We'll do one more, and then we'll do like best of three. I'll take it from this one. Come over here, what's your name? Anthony. Oh, you're doing very much. Hi. You're almost one.

You know Anthony? Yeah. Do you want to do gay guy's voice or straight guy voice? Are you gay? My straight voice. Okay, straight boys. Here we go, here we go. This one is for straight boys, put in the running for straight boys.

Okay, three, two, one. Hey, babe, how you going? Oh. Did anyone feel repulsed? Hi, bad. Okay. That's good. I think my tuck.

Got tighter. Okay, okay. Now I need one last gay guy voice. Gay Guy Voice just here. Yes. Yeah, Amelia Earhart. You made it. Amelia Earhart.

So could you survive. Now, can you give us your gay guy voice? Wait, what's your name? Oh, pretty good, Damien. That was pretty good gay guy, yeah, yeah. Okay, Damien. Three, two, one. Hey girl.

Yeah. Oh, that's pretty good. Yeah, that's pretty good. Okay, give me that gay guy voice one. Yeah. I've got to award it right now because there's clearly no competition. This is going straight to Emma.

Thank you so much. Did you hear that? Yeah. I was after you sucked all that helium at the tennis court. Okay, now we need two more straight guy voice. Give me a... Is someone volunteering?

Fuck you, you're dead to me. Yes. You're like the catnus. Everdeen of stupid podcasts. Okay, straight guy voice. What's your name? Jenny. Oh, Jenny.

Okay, Jenny. Three. Two. Gooday, lazy. Gooday, Zolde. Wow. The erasure. Pretty good.

Jenny, you're in the run. Sorry. We're laughing with you, I hope. Sorry, special. Okay. Oh, we got one. Okay. Okay, okay, our final one in the running here

for straight guy voice of the year. What's your name, darling? Adam. Oh, Adam sounds gruff already. Did you watch the 40 on the weekend? Oh, all right. Okay. Okay.

What do you think so? All right. What do you think, mini? Fucking, wait, just one moment. When, like, people send the, like, sexy voice message on Grindr, like, hey, mate. Get real! That is, that was actually gay voice.

That is the new gay voice. She is gay boys. Yeah, it's backwards. Wasn't Madonna doing that on Grindr recently? She was on, she was on Grindr. Hey, Taggart. Yeah, it's Madonna here. Listen to the new album and make my friend Sabrina.

Goh, go. I'll have to give her a real boot. The boot. Okay, that's not what she sounds like, actually. Okay, who is it going to? One. One. The first one.

The first one. One, yell. Second one, yell. Third one, yell. Oh, sorry. Sorry, sorry. Sorry, dear. Nice try.

Second one again? Oh, two, two. Okay, if I knew how to get back there. It's stripy, one moment. Let me hold. A moment like this, some people wait a lifetime. For a moment like this, some people wait a lifetime. Some people wait forever for that one special kiss.

Oh, I can't believe it's happening to me. Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like the... You change. Yes, it's a... What song is that? Kelly Clark's son. A moment like this, she won America's hearts with that song. Yes, that's how she became famous.

From Justin to Kelly. No, okay. What? Sorry. Okay, I don't mean to be rude. Yeah. But the year is 1934. Right time.

We're sweeping the nation and we've got to get out of here. When did World War II start? Another 10? Okay, let's keep going then. Okay, no. So, you know in the Blair Witch Project, how Josh goes missing. and then they spin half the movie going, Josh!

Our tech tonight's name is Josh. Josh! That's all. I love that. Okay, and with that said, I believe that's all we needed to know. I think it must be. Those incredible voices,

those homophobic voices and straightphobic, is that a thing, heterophobic. Voices are now in the bunker. Of course. Swedish chef, cutting off people's toe now in the bunker

and then the dossier the dossier born Serena Williams Venus Serena A and then that's it and that's your

wait one one blah blah blah Minnie you get to put something in which two the Book of Shadows yeah wait no is that one with the or is that the third one that is the one with the graveyard yeah

I just remember the orgy wait no no Minnie you get to put something in because you're our special guest oh You've got two seconds. I'm going to throw in the dossier as well. It's just a sketch of a wang,

like a poorly sketched dick. A chode dick. That's nice. That's what we used to sketch in high school. That's glory. Yeah, yeah. Just a little etch-a-sketch. Etch-a-sketch.

The survivors of the apocalypse will be very pleased to see it, actually, they'll be like, wow, is there porn in here? No, it's just the piece of... No, they'll mistake it for porn. Yes. Minnie, do you know who bayonetta is? No. Damn it!

No. No, no. Wait, wait. It's fine. Do you know who Carabina is? No. Okay, that's fine. This person here is living, though.

I feel like you should be up here instead. Leave her alone. She's got to protect the redhead. Yeah. Now, okay, that's it. You all had an incredible time. Yes. Thank you so much for coming to this incredible live,

experience. Yes, so fun. Thank you so much for Minnie Wang for joining us. We will be selling incredible merchandise down in the foyer. Merch, merch, merch, merch, merch, merch, merch. We really doesn't want to take any of hers home. We have the death there on newspaper as well. Yes.

From Bunker Daily. And you can buy it all down in the lobby where we'll also be drinking and sweating profusely. And after that, if you're bored, you could come and maybe see us fall down the stairs. At Ruff Street. I mean, 10th Street. From Paris, tour billion. And never did.

Disco. Okay, let's do it. Bye everyone. Thank you, Mom! Thank you, Mom!