Death To Everyone - Death To… Musical Notes, Mini Games & Dipping Sauces

Episode Date: October 8, 2024

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Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I'll join you Hello listener. Hello. Ain't seen your kind around here before. Welcome to me tavern Can I fix you a nice little ale? Takes the sting off the cold doughnut. I'm Lazy Susan, I run this tavern. And this is my disfigured daughter, disfigured by magic many years ago when they shut down the wizard guild, Zelda Moon. Hello love, don't pay any mind to her. That eye is meant to look like that. Can I have a cup of ale?

And our space cabbage driver. And some bread. Get back in your hole. Mush. Yes. Matches. What are they saying? On the horses?

Nay. I don't know. Welcome. And I'm Zelda Moon. know. Welcome. And I'm Zelda Moon. Yes. Welcome. I'm so, you know what I'm so fucking jazzed about in this episode?

Please say. I am not gonna edit this episode. Zelda is editing now for these three episodes. So anything that gets left in or taken out, that's on her. And I'll curate just till my eyes bleed. And it'll be fabulous. I don't think you will. I wonder, no, I wonder if the listener can tell because we've oscillated between the two of us many times over the past year.

And I wonder if there's like defining qualities in editing style. I've stopped editing. I must say. That's what I'm talking about. I know, you know what? I'll do a thing where sometimes if we have a guest, I'll try and make sure to avoid overlap because I can't stand when there's a cacophony of people chatting over each other, which does tend to happen on this show.

But, or if there's an episode where we've said something that like, you know, we're like, oh, we should probably take that out, like about our personal lives or whatever. Yeah. So I'll go in that. And then if I get on a tear, I'll start taking out bits and bobs and, you know, taking out little gaps and things, but otherwise let it ride. I think we're professionals. We know how to speak.

And you, listener, you know how to listen. You're the best at listening, listener. You do it so well. That's why I love a listener. Just like that Jennifer Lopez song. Do it, do it, do it, you're doing it well. And just like that Beyonce song. Listener, to the sound that's in your house.

Jennifer Lopez before or was it after the album with like On The Floor released an album called Brave and it is like, it's my favorite JLo album. It's kind of like adjacent to Confessions on a Dance Floor Madonna. Confessions of a Dance Floor. It's cold and sticky down here. Anything else, Lea? Yeah, it's so good, but that's one of the songs, which I'm sure you all know. But anyway. Okay, that's good. Now, what do we do on this show, Zelda? Oh my God. Okay. So this is Death to Everyone, where we two incredibly stunning,

one, where we two incredibly stunning, beautiful, long-lashed goddesses, oversee the untimely destruction of planet Earth and we say, I like that, I want to see that forever. And we kind of go through a range of topics and discuss the merits of things and the best of the best, we put in a doomsday bunker and we preserve it for the rest of time if it amuses us So like a mosquito trapped in amber. Yeah, except it's Kylie Rae Jepsen's emotions album Which has not yet been put in the bunker, but that's the kind of example that might be I love an example I do too EG EG EX yeah, give me an example. Hmm. No, I mean just give me an example of something

a ream of paper. That's such a good example. That's an example for something that's kind of heavier than you might think. Yes! Oh my God, that's a good... That's a new game! Yeah. Oh my God, you have to like... So my example is, um, like a hat that has a hole in the very top, but is pink, but it's kind of like, um, like upsetting. Yeah.

And that's an example for, um, like a twink that is at the club at three in the morning. Yeah. Oh, hole in the head. Yeah. Like there's a giant gaming hole that makes it completely impractical and it's pink and kind of off-putting. Gaping? Gaping!

Gaping. Eating and sucking! Eating and sucking. Um, can I tell you that I, at time of recording, listener, we're about maybe three or four Don't tell them that! They don't need to know. We're about three or four episodes into season tell them that. They don't need to know. I don't know. What about three or four episodes into season two of fucking rings of power.

And I've never made a better decision in my life than to not watch it. Good for you. This is progress. Yeah. Who are you? Who is this woman that I'm talking to? Yeah.

I don't need to know. You don't need to know. I don't need to experience it. I've been seeing the things that come up on my Instagram feed. Yes. And that's more than enough to know that that shit is not for me.

Also, when you have like this kind of, HBO doesn't really do this like, they like teeter with it. Like marketing for movies and TV shows has become so gross. And like, here's a funny skit with the words getting bigger every word and crazy, zany love that part. I fucking hate that shit. Like, I don't know what you're talking about.

That sounds crazy. What? Like imagine like, give me an example. That sounds crazy. What? Like imagine like- Give me an example. Like imagine the official New Line Cinema account with a snippet in 2001 of Cate Blanchett

doing the prologue to Lord of the Rings. But it's like, has the text popping up. And it goes, yeah. Is it because social isn't on like sound off medium? I prefer it. Yeah. But that's why I have to put the text on the screen. I'm like, you're I know, but I hate that.

Like I can choose to put on like, I don't know, subtitles or like turn the volume on. Um, but I also think that it like takes away from a scene. It's like, that's not how that is intended to be seen. And then all of a sudden it's like cut together in like little, you know, short form tantalizing little snippets or like, you know, like it's, I don't know, like Buffy and the caption is like, her favorite meal is steak the caption is like, her favorite meal is steak. It's like, fuck you.

Are you talking about memes now? Like kind of, but like official memes. Memes by marketing agencies. No, I hate it. You listen, I've made a lot of those. Yeah. I used to have to cut down the Amy ads to be like, when it's rainy and there'd be like three seconds of a guy standing in the rain and we'd like loop it and have a rain emoji

and then have like three meetings to discuss whether it was the correct rain emoji. I hate it. It's disgusting, but it's also the state of contemporary film marketing. Yes, but I don't like that. How do we get people to watch things then, Zelda? I don't know. Make them good. No, like we can't make them all good.

As you know, an example, rings of power. Right exactly, rings of no power. Rings of no thank you. Yeah there we go. I like it, it's good. Have you been watching season 2? Oh Matt, this has been a hot button. We've tapped this before but.

I know. Come on. This was where Matt, this has been a hot button. We've talked about this before, but come on today. This was where Matt really snapped at me that one time. He said, you hate everything. And it turned, yeah, I remember it to this day. I remember in the parking lot. Do you have that as your ringtone? Sorry, what?

What? Give me your review of the first few episodes of season two. And it's definitely a lot more exciting than season one, I think. Oh no, Zelda is going to have to watch it now. I think it's good. I don't know. Like I, I've, I've kind of, I watched the first season and I didn't read any reviews or anything online.

And then I got to the end and I was like, that was actually really good. And then there was like so much hate for it. After the show had finished that I was like questioning my, like questioning my taste. I was like, am I, have I lost it? Have I lost what I always had? Cause I feel like I've got like a pretty high standard for TV and movie. Like I don't, I don't just watch anything.

Like I am pretty picky about what I like. Yeah. Um, but yeah, I guess it's just one of those things. It's like just a personal preference maybe. Yeah. Well, you know, I think that there is something to being so scandalized when a show is terrible and then coming back to it five years later after the media attention is offered and you

don't have like the full might and power of a multimillion dollar marketing campaign telling you to watch it and to enjoy it and Twitter all talking about it where you're like, it's fine and that's okay. I rewatched season one and it was actually pretty bad. I was like, but the things that I didn't like about it was just that for such a high budget TV show, like some of the scenes, like some of the like set design and like the amount of extras they just had. Like there was meant they were meant to like be saving this whole, like, collection of people in the south of Middle Earth or whatever. And there was like 20 of them. It was like the village. The population was smaller.

Yeah, turned into Mordor or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, all these people like sailed across the sea to save them. And it was like 20 of them in a like little shack. Yeah. I was like, shouldn't there be at least like some CGI, like thousands of people like, Just like a big wide shot and then we never see that again.

Yeah. Yeah, just focus on the main people. But like, it felt underwhelming. I was like, oh, OK. I remember so distinctly helping my friend Nikita audition for the role, for a role in when Rings of Power was casting. Yeah. And every Australian actor and every Kiwi actor was like the agent was sending

outsides because they were just casting a very wide net because, you know, if you live in Australia or New Zealand already, it's much easier for them to get you there cheaper, everything. Yeah. But I just think about that now and I'm like, what if she'd gotten this role? One of the roles. Galadriel.

Sure. Yeah. But like anything, all of those people going into shooting that would have been like, this is it? This is the thing that makes my fucking career. The wave is cresting, and then it comes out and it's like mid as shit. Too bad. Everyone fucking hates it. The fandom has infinite opinions about you, the way you look, who you are, your performance.

And then you're just kind of, and now I'm contracted to do a season two. Yeah. Like nightmare. Yeah. Yeah, you have a lot of, you have to have a lot of trust in like the people editing the show really. Totally. Cause in the moment when you're acting in the show like that, you'd be like,

well, this is going to be good. And then- I don't know. I could imagine when you're like the day that you realize that you're in a piece of shit and you're like, it's too late. It's too late. Oh God. You see that episode where the actor just clocks out and checks out.

You just hear the lines coming out of your mouth and you're like, wait a minute, is this crap? One final note on that is that I, I might have said this before actually, but I fucking hate the like arbitrary like expansion of lore and characters into like, like Lord of the Rings is a good example. Because in Lord of the Rings, there are the orcs who like who gives a shit, at least in the film. Probably the orcs and their dad Sauron. Or I assume. And the orcs are like pretty much like nameless.

There's like no queen orc. There's like some scenes where like there's a little bit of repetition, but like they live and die and that's their, like they're not main characters. It's not their story. It's not their story. It's not their story. They have a part to play, but it's the orcs as a collective that are a character. They're like a force of nature. They have a few like main character orcs in the books and stuff.

Yeah, but that's, no, I'm talking about the film. And then, then when the Hobbit comes out, they're like, remember how they, as in us, really liked, well, looks like me back on the menu, boys. You know how everyone loved that? Maybe we need more of that. And then they name an orc and make him like the Queen Orc. And for some fucking reason in the Hobbit, we're dealing with Queen Orc. Well, let me tell you, there's a lot more Queen Orcs in fucking rings of power.

And I just don't see why. And it's that bit like times a thousand and it's just fucking trash. I'm like, give us like, you can't take an existing media and then inject what you think people want to see into it. If you're just crafting something, then in theory, you would just craft engaging characters that people will want to engage with because they are interesting. But instead you've like taken an idea and you're like, people like that one idea in that context, so let's flesh it out and make it this whole other thing.

Sounds like they're trying to make the orcs into characters that you could become attached to. Yeah, but they're not. That's not their function. Sounds like you're a bit specious. Sounds like you want them to stay in their little... I want them to stay in Jennifer Lopez mud. Yeah, they didn't have the good mud that Jennifer had. Yeah. Meanwhile, reviews are coming out of Venice. Gaga's Folais a Deux, the new Joker film, is getting critically panned, absolutely piled onto, and it's incredible because it's the best possible outcome. They're like, this film is an obnoxious piece of shit that is not enjoyable to watch.

However, the only good thing about the film is the incredibly talented Stephanie. Okay. So that is a dream because Todd Phillips is such a fucking awful director making boring films. What else you done? Joker. Ever seen it? Oh, okay. But the issue of it is the first one got so praised for just being a fucking Scorsese ripoff,

that it was just like, it was essentially just a pastiche. It was like Fortnite got new skins and it was Taxi Driver. Yes. But it's like, how did we get away with that? And fucking don't even get me started on Joaquin Phoenix and what he calls acting. Because it's like, darling, I get it, you're pained. But that doesn't mean you're good at acting. And when I watch you on screen, all I see is just like a man trying very hard. And I need you to screen, all I see is just like a man trying very hard.

And I need you to like perhaps be the character. You know, it's like men that like want to act and they think that acting is just like how much can I suffer? Like Leonardo DiCaprio in The Revenant, it's like you are just like, look at how skinny I got for this role and look at how sad I look and look how much screaming I can do. And it's like, honey, take it away. I don't need your fucking bullshit Meisner technique trash. Like go away.

How about just act anyway. So I'm just glad that this is going to be a piece of shit. I have to go and see it by law, but what an incredible time it will be to see. Stephanie shine. Harley is, I wonder, no, surely not. Maybe that's for the best. What an incredible time it will be to see Stephanie shine. Harley. Hmm. Is, I wonder, no, surely not. Maybe that's for the best. I was going to say, I wonder if Poison Ivy is going to be in it.

I wonder if they'll... That would be so funny. Like, this is gritty and real, but then Poison Ivy arrived. Yeah, and it's just Uma. And they don't change anything about her. The power of plants. But yeah, because I mean, it's DC, so I don't actually care. And I wish I didn't know this, but Harley and Poison Ivy, yeah, like have a thing.

And that would be a fun second act twist. Let's be in Death Cult. Yeah. They'd hate that. The fans of DC would hate that. Todd Phillips would hate that. Yeah. Because you'd be like, if there's two gals hooking up,

where's the man? Jesus Christ. Did you see Joaquin Phoenix was set up to do a film with the director who did Carol? Carol? Todd Haynes. Carol, the Cate Blanchett lesbian film.

Okay. And it was all ready to go. And this is Joaquin's idea. He'd come to Todd Haynes and been like, can we make this film about this gay guy in the 60s or whatever? Oh, this. And just quickly, can you stop showing off that you know how to pronounce his name? No one else does.

Jack, Jacqueline. When Jacqueline came to Todd Haynes, sorry, Todd. Is that the one you're angry about? Oh my God. Anyway, he was like, can we make this film? They spent all this time developing it. And the whole time, Joachim is like, here, can we like, can we make it more gay? Can we go more explicit in the

telling of this story? Can we show more gay sex? They have like locked in the funding. They have done the pre-production. The script is ready to go. The props and the set have been built. They are literally six days away from being on set shooting the film. And Joaquin pulls out a very un-gay thing to do. And it says that he's got cold feet. Doesn't want to do it. Doesn't think it'll be right for his career, whether it's because of the gay content or whatever.

But it's like, well, honey, you've made time for Folly Ado, but you won't make time for this academy award winning fucking director who's actually got your best interest as a performer at heart. Yeah, do the faggot film. Do the fucking faggot film or stop wasting our time. Suck a dick. Yeah.

Anyway, it made me furious because think about it. Millions of dollars just pissed down the drain on the whim of this guy. So did they not just recast? They can't. So this is the thing. Like, and they're definitely going to try, but this is the, the issue is, Joaquin Phoenix is like one of the few people that straddles this line of like prestigey, like Academy Award, Beatty actors who also have mainstream DC pull.

Right. I thought you were going to say ugly, but still hot. Ugly and hot, yes. That is the tea. So it's like who could replace him that's in that age bracket that's ugly, but hot and could like do prestigey, but still get an audience? Like who is that man?

Who wants to sign up to be a faggot at the last minute? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like there's so few. Because if you cast a gay guy, he's not getting the film bros out to go and see him. There's no gay guy. What is that gay guy? Who is that? There's no gay guy. No.

Like yeah, like who would you cast? Last minute. What is that gay guy? Who is that? There's no gay guy. No. Like, yeah. I like, who would you cast? Last minute. You know what? I, he came up recently on my feed and I thought, you know what? Maybe you're actually okay. Is like remember Sense8? Yeah.

Netflix. If it's any cast member from Sense8, I don't think that he can. No, but like kind of any of those guys. Okay, you're fired as first day casting director. No, but like give him a shot. We need to pull in the audience. We need to. I loved that cop one.

He was so hot. If you're calling him that cop one, I don't think the people like turning out. If I don't think he has a name, they didn't even put it in the credits. Why waste the time? No one's going to remember it. But you know what? That general idea of that show lives on. Okay. So maybe one of them. Every time someone tells me about Sense8. Did you watch it? No. No, I didn't watch Sense8. It's so bad. But every time someone tells me about Sensei. Did you watch it? No. No, I didn't watch Sensei. It's so bad. But every time someone tells me about it, they tell it like it was a trip that they went on or like a pamphlet that they read in like some hippie witch shop.

Like it's very bad. It does not have like distinct plot arc. It's just like, but that's, oh, maybe that is what I enjoy about it. It's very like Kiki's delivery service in that way, where it's just like, here's some characters in a situation. That's about it. They kind of live through it and you watch it basically like very, I like that. I guess you just described all stories.

Yeah. Oh my God. Here's some characters in a situation and they live through it. Yeah. But like, not like an arc, just like a Tuesday things are happening. Yeah. live through it. Yeah, but like, not like an arc, just like a Tuesday. Things are happening. Yeah. Oh, I love those.

Um, like Kiki's delivery service. Yeah. I love that movie. Anyway, but Sense8, just for context is like the setup is these eight people are connected and they all live on other sides of the planet. Oh, but they're connected. And they all live on other sides of the planet. Oh, but they're connected. And so the car in Brooklyn or whatever can all of a sudden like inhabit the body of the

cool gal in Korea. And then they're also friends with the trans gal in Canada or whatever. And they're all kind of connected and they can like use each other's skill sets in certain situation and at the start they're like, what's happening? And then by the end they're all having orgies. It's great. Yeah. Psychically.

Okay. Um, how does the world end this week? Sell them in well, well, the holes for children to fall in. Wow. How does the world end? Oh my God. Um, can I just say quickly, you saying that thing about a hole has reminded me that I had a, um, big job interview today.

I think it's crushed, I guess, or whatever, but I likened in my brain applying for this job with this analogy of it's like jumping into an abyss, much unlike the one in the bunker, except you don't know if you're going to land on like pillows or if you're going to land on spikes. But sometimes you just kind of jump. Yeah. And who knows? Anyway, with that being said, a gigantic woman approached planet Earth and in her hand, why it's the biggest pencil sharpener you've ever seen. And she takes planet Earth and tries to kind of like grind its surface in this, you know, like sphere-shaped pencil sharpener and just smashes off layer after layer after layer until there's nothing but a sharpened nub

and all history is erased. So the world becomes sharp. Yeah. Wouldn't an apple corer do a better job of just taking off the outer flesh? Well, I don't know what would happen to a planet without a core. No, but you know those apple chorus that you like put the, you plunge the two tines into the core of the apple and then you crank it and it runs a little peeler around the outside. I mean the one you just shove in, twist it around and then pull out and pulls out a big cylinder of apple. No, no, not that.

This is like one that like goes around the outside, around the outside. And then you have the option to core, I think. Wow. I don't know. What an incredible world we live in. They used to have one in my primary school. Like what a communal... Yeah, for kids. The teacher brought it in. She said, peel it off.

And Gwyneth would have hated that because the skin is where all the fiber is. Well, we have a very sharp, a few layers of crust, earth and crust. And the rest is in the barrel of that pencil sharpener. Love that. Okay. We'll be right back. Hello? Are you there? Hello? Okay. Okay. It's so good to see you here. Oh.

And I'm glad you came in for this interview today. What makes you think you should be a co-host on this podcast? Because so far I haven't told you this, you've been a guest. You think that's you saying that to me? That is what happened. We're kind of just two people. Events are taking place. And our space car driver is what happened. We're kind of just two people. Events are taking place. Yeah, and our space car driver is observing them.

Like what are you gonna bring to this pod that no one else can? It's actually my podcast. It's been a podcast all the time. What can I bring to this pod that no one else can? Maybe- You're not even watching Rings of Power. Matt just took your job.

He talked about it for a while. I don't know, what do I bring that no one else does? I think like a unique perspective on, um, go on. Yeah. On sensei. I just want to keep it in the, you know, uh, ecosystem. This is a sensei podcast now. You're going to go through and rewatch every episode.

Oh, season one, episode one, sensei. episode. Season one, episode one. Sense8. I've been receiving resumes this week. Yeah. Oh. Because the school... Oh, actually. The school, yeah, yeah. The school that I teach at needs a new cello teacher. So if you're a cello teacher and you're listening to this,

hit me up. That's so hot. If you're a cello teacher listening to this, come on. Yeah. Come and slide into the DMS. Yeah. That's hot. Do you think that's hot? I like, I, I'm just a contractor at the school.

I'm not like part of the school at all. And the principal was like, can you just find someone to, and, and. Definitely not your job. No, it's not, but they're paying me to do it. Oh, that's definitely your job now. Yeah. Yeah. But I've never received resumes before.

It's so funny. I don't know if anyone's like, have you ever received them before? Yes. No, I hate it. I think it's so stupid. I also hate reading them because I'm like, it's actually just the, it's like the paper version of going on LinkedIn. I'm like, this is all just really pathetic.

Yeah. The ones that I've received are pretty interesting. the paper version of going on LinkedIn. I'm like, this is all just really pathetic. Mm-hmm. Yeah, the ones that I've received are pretty interesting. And when people are like, I was so impressed by your resume, it's like, ugh. Yeah, what, you read the words on there? Yeah. Very good. It's like literally just a document that's communicating

whether the person has the relevant experience or not. And you're like, the font though. It's like piss off. Yeah. What has anyone included? Like a little picture of a cello on their resume or like perhaps a little note, a treble clef. No, not yet. No.

Well, sounds like you haven't found them. What's that one that doesn't have a stick on it? What's that one? The note. Yeah. That doesn't have a stick. Just the circle. Just the circle. Semi-brief.

Semi-brief? I wish it would keep the semi-brief. And what's the difference between the hollow one and the full one? The hollow one is two counts. One, two. And the full one is one count. That's right. Why is the hollow one more?

Yeah. That feels like it has less. He's hungrier. He's hungry. He's got an empty stomach. He's like little Pac-Man. Yeah. That feels like it has less. He's hungrier. He's hungry. He's got an empty stomach. He's like a little Pac-Man. Yeah. He's a hungry whore. He needs to eat two beats, not one. That's a great way of describing that. You are a teacher. He's a poster in my classroom that says that. He just stole it. The poster says it's a hungry one. He's like a little man and he's got a big mouth open.

Like he's hungry. In a school for children? Yeah. He's opening wide. Oh, wait, why are you force feeding the one with the closed mouth? Ready to, ready to eat two instead of one. I think the one parents for my picture to be used in schools. Ready to take two in the mouth, not one.

What about Matt? That's disgusting. What? What about those? That's disgusting. What about those? Your brain went there. I didn't say anything of the sort. Um, what about the one with two bits that are connected by a rod? That one's a half beat. They're two half beats.

Two half beats. So they're quite short. They go, Barry. I've been teaching the kids. Barry. Yeah. Like to do Quavers. Barry go, Berry. I've been teaching the kids. Berry? Yeah, like to do Quavers. Berry.

Quaver? Quavers. And what about that fancy bitch with the style? She's like, whoop. You know, she looks like a woman who's cocking her hip out. I can't imagine what. You know the one, she goes like. She goes spiraling.

That's a treble clef. She's doing a treble clef. Sorry. So the five seconds ago didn't know what the hungry mouth meant, but now she's telling me about the treble clef. But further to that, because like treble clef is- Who is she? What does she mean?

Wait, okay. Yeah. What does she mean? I've actually just said that on the job description, like the ad, like, please describe different rhythms to me using Using your best analogies. Rhythm? Yeah, that's what these all are. Rhythms.

Wait, they're only rhythms. They don't, they don't tell you pitch. No. Pitch. Pitch is like where it sits on the stage. This is so complicated. Could you just, man, I believe. We don't need to go into a whole music theory lesson right now.

What's the evil version of the treble clef though? That like thing with two dots? That's a bass clef. That's good. Why is one so fancy and one so like a little thing with two dots? They started with treble clef and then they realized that some notes can go lower and they were like, oh, we'll just do this kind of like half. Counterpart.

Half. Good one. Well, that actually is really good because the very first category is which musical note gets into the bunker. Oh, fun. What do you mean by musical note? Whatever you were just saying. What are they called?

They're the rhythms, I guess. Or we can talk about which note, like A, B, like, Can you give us an A? I don't have perfect pitch. I can't just pull out an A. It might be around like, ah, ah, ah, maybe, ah, maybe lower, like, ah, there. And what's a B? Just the next one up.

Ah, what's a C? Ah, are you screaming? I don't know. What? just guessing. Someone has perfect pitch. Tell me what I just sang. No idea. Okay. Well, we're looking at what is rhythm. Today on the podcast, two white gay boys look up what is rhythm.

Oh, what about that little electricity thing? That's cool. Do you want to just do like what musical symbol gets in? What? There are more than these? There's millions. There's a whole language. Millions.

So you have the letters, you have the different letters. It goes from A to G and then it goes back again to A. Yeah, why do we stop at G? I don't know. Well, just cause I think there's just the eight tones, I guess. So there's only eight. Yeah. It's like Zodiac.

There's only like 12 personalities. Well, in Western Harmony there is. What's in Eastern Harmony? Eastern Harmony have like smaller intervals between the tones. So they have different types of scales and a different notation system. What? Jesus Christ. Also, I just didn't understand. So like, uh, uh, guitar. Yeah. Like, no, what's my question? Like if you're playing piano, right? You're like reading sheet music. Yes.

But then like, if you're playing violin, how can they be the same? There's not as many keys. Well yeah, so piano has... That's a great point, Zelda. Probably. This is the masterclass. Okay, so piano has left hand and right hand. So left hand plays in the bass notes. So they have music that is in the bass clef and that's only the low notes.

And then they have the right hand, which is in the treble clef and that's all the higher notes in the higher register. So the bottom of the treble clef notes is like the highest notes on the bass clef. Mate, I have no idea what you just said. Okay, don't worry. You're not a teacher anymore. Is it how you hold the, the hair stick of the violin determines whether it's bass or treble?

How you hold the what? The hair stick, man. Don't make us say it twice. You're a violinist. You should know about this. We don't know about the hair stick. I just call mine a brush. You're going to really be able to play once you figure out the hair stick.

One of my students today was like, now I know why they call it a bow. Cause there's a bow, it's called a bow, the hair stick. Darling that goes in the hair after you've used the hair stick. She was like, now I know why they call it a bow. And she started like pulling the hairs like a bow and arrow. Oh, ah. Did you laugh? No, I was like, do not do that.

Why? Wait, was that your, you said you like rings of power. I can't keep up. Was that your stern voice just then? I said, yes, I won't say a name, but I said, oh, I'll make up a name. It, um, Haley. No, do not do that. Matt, I really fear for you as a parent because they're

going to eat you fucking alive. Sure it is. You, like no one, I would never. 16 months and she's already eating me. Absolutely. You do not have the authority in your tone. You sound too nice. I'm going to be the nice parent.

Yeah. As long as one. I'm sure Liz will be so pleased to hear you say that. She's going to be the other parent, the one doing the actual parenting. No, and to be honest, it's actually been the other way around lately. Like I've been the more stern one. You're both actually too nice. Yeah. That's kind of an issue for your relationship.

Who's the tough love in that house? Like the floor? The hammer. Okay. What about, I'm just, I'm looking at various notes or like, maybe I am. I don't know what I'm looking at. What about this like little, little half circle line above some other notes. They seem to be maybe indicating like hold the key or something.

Half circle line. You know what I'm talking about? Look through the window Matt. And then zoom in. Um, what about this MF? I like that. And what about those pound signs? What do you think MF stands for?

Motherfucker. Is that it? Sabrina Carpenter over here. So the Italians, the Italians invented the Western sheet music. Please don't just call us the Italians. Originally, the Italian people invented what is known as like normal sheet music now, the written notation of music. And so all the like instructions on how to play music is written in Italian. So MF stands for

Motto Forno Mezzo Forte Mezzo forte. Mezzo forte. Oh, this is embarrassing if I've gotten this wrong. But I think it's mezzo forte, which kind of is like moderately loud. Ooh, moderately loud. Mezzo forte. So it's forte, piano.

Piano. Mezzo forte and mezzo. Ooh, what about fortissimo as possible? That's loud. Yeah, what about fortissimo as possible? That's loud. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's very loud. What about p-p-p-p?

That's very soft. Piano. Pianissimo as possible. Wait, does piano mean soft? Yeah. Pretty much. Wow. P-P-P, that's great.

Puff and play. Pianissimo. And then puff again. Okay. Well, that's it. This is terrifying to me. Do you know what? Sometimes.

This was such a cute idea, but this is really, I feel it, feel the weird. You know, I think that we don't know what we're talking about. I think we just need to put in a different, one of, one of the notes. Yeah. What, which one? Well, that's what we're going to decide. You say any of them and we'll have a look. But you know what?

I think that the thing is- There's one, there's one that's just a circle. I like that. The whole note. That's a whole note that goes for, it goes for four beats long. Go to without the hands, baby. Then there's the, the circle with the stem coming off it. Yeah.

She's the cute one. And it's not coloured in the stem coming off her. Yeah. She's the cute one. And it's not coloured in. That one goes for two beats. That's a half note. Bam bam. Half of a bar. So hungry man.

Yeah. Two beats. Then there's the one that's exactly the same. It's a little circle with a line and it is coloured in. And that goes for one beat. And then they've got the other one, which is kind of like either it's got, it's got the circle, the line, and then it's either got a little tail hanging off the end or it's connected to the other one.

And that's two half beats. Fucking eight. Oh my God. Well, and then if you add more lines going across, you have to lines, it just gets twice as fast. So I just, I don't understand why people learn music. It just seems to me to be such a like, wow, why are you doing that? I couldn't agree more.

It's stressful. I think that the treble clef is a bit overexposed. Like, why do I know what that's called? That doesn't make sense. Yes. I learned piano when I was a child, but why did I remember what the MF stands for? But treble clef, I know. And therefore everyone has a tattoo of it when they like music, you know? Yeah.

Like, oh, I think Gaga does. But that bass clef, see, I forgot about her, but I actually prefer that design. It's a bit more simple. Bass clef. She's like a frowny snail. Yes. I think that's quite good. Look at those two dots.

They do look like little eyes. Yeah. The bass clef is kind of like pretty, pretty like simple, but no. And then look what happens when you- Football deserves boy good every. What? Every good boy deserves football. Or every girl buys designer footwear.

Oh my God, can I tell you something? You know how like when you're in primary school and you're taught like north, south, east and west or whatever. Yeah. And there's like the thing like that for that, which is what's the normal one? North South Central US. Yeah. What? What's like the thing that people say to remember? Never eat soggy Weet Bix. Yeah. So I've forgotten about this. No. So when I was in primary school, I was very, I was like, I'm not doing the one that everyone's doing.

And so I like made up my own and like, it's still like, if I was looking at a compass or something, this is still the one that I would use, which is no elephant sobs weekly? And how do elephants sob? Well, daily. Oh, weekly, not weekly. Yeah, no, no. No, then A. They don't like weak sobbers. I thought you were saying like, they're proud in their sadness.

No elephant sobs weekly. Yeah. What the fuck? I don't know. What were you there to say? Oh, I can't believe I, yeah. What? What were you trying to say?

I just didn't want to, you know. I didn't want to be like the rest of the girls. I'm like Weetbix. You didn't like, you weren't a Weetbix kid. I don't like Weetbix. I love Weetbix. I'll still buy Weetbix. I'm not serious.

Okay. Listen. Okay. This is the thing about music that's so disappointing. You were a Weet-Bix kid. I don't like Weet-Bix. I love Weet-Bix. I'll still buy Weet-Bix. I'm serious. Okay, listen. Okay. This is the thing about music that's so deceptive, can I say? Can I say?

Is that every time I would start doing an art form and then it got boring, I'd be like, this isn't art. Art's fun. Do you know what I mean? It's like programming. It's like anytime that like, you know what I mean? It's like programming. It's like anytime that like, you know, so many art forms out there are secretly maths and it's like so annoying because you're like, Oh my God, this seems great. And they're like, by the way, it's secretly maths.

You're like, Oh. Yeah. But there's like the whole of the universe is secretly maths. Like everything is maths. Yeah. But if you find art forms that are like you, you, they keep you in the dark to it. You know, as much like drag is so not secretly maths. It's amazing.

I love drag for not being secretly maths, but like music is secretly maths. Animation is secretly maths. Fucking coding video games is secretly actually maths. And I'm like, no, secretly fucking maths for me. I'd like to do not maths. That's why I became a fucking artist. So I could never see, like, when people show you that fucking,

the snail spiral of the optimal art, and they're like, oh, it's secretly maths, and I'm like, piss off. Yeah, thanks for ruining it. Yeah I'm like, piss off. Yeah. Thanks for ruining it. Yeah. Eat my shit, Da Vinci. I'd rather not secretly maths.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is like, and that's when I see things and you're like talking about the music, I'm like, there goes, there goes that thought. You're like, I'll never listen to music again. Never again. How do you do it, Matt? Your brain is just so full of stuff.

Yeah. Well, I guess it's, it's like, it's the only way that they could preserve songs back then, like now, like back in the times when it was invented, like they didn't have recordings then. Yeah. You had to find a way to pass it on in the moment. It didn't exist. This was kind of like the original, you know, like tape.

Yeah. It was like, that was literally the only way they could like pass it on to the next generation was to write it down and they had to come up with a system to do that. So. Or you could pass them down by singing together. Well, people have done that too for millions of years. Yeah. Not millions, of years. Yeah. Not millions, but probably.

Yeah. I don't know. Prove it. We definitely don't have like songs that... What do you think the oldest song is still in rotation? Is it Danny Boy? I think it's Where is My Berries? Where is my mine?

Oldest song. Where are my berries? Ever. Ooh mine? Oldest song. Where are my berries? Ever. The Harian Hymn from the 13th century BCE. If you press play and it's the... Hush, I'm not gonna... Harian Hymn? What are they harian about?

Harian Hymn. Stop harian her. How about that? That's the reboot. Cast a woman. Ooh. Doesn't sound that old. I could hear this modern day club just playing. I'm still waiting for... In fact, I think they're playing this in Muji today.

True, Gwyneth would like this. Yes. Anyway, I think the bass clef is my pick. I think it's cute and depending on which way you look at it, it turns into like a swirly frown and then it's... Okay Matt, can

you do a bass clef for us? What do you mean, do it? Give us an example. It's like a backwards C. No, no, no. Give me an example. You're a musician. Make one. What do you mean? Do it now. Like say...

Like say you're reading a bass clef. Do the sound of the bass clef. It doesn't have a sound. It's a set of notes. Darling, you're the musician. You do the sound. I'll try and sing the lowest note I can. All right? This is bass. Oh.

Now you do the lowest sound you can. He sounded like a gay guy that was like trying to bring something up in a meeting. Bass clef. Oh. Oh, you got a low voice. Okay. I have something to say and I'm not afraid to say it. Oh my God.

Well, I think it's that. I think so. Gay guy needs to say something in a meeting. That's musical expression, is it? Yep. That's how I would have written it down. Harry and him. Oh, Harry and him.

Don't be Harry and him. He's a gay guy. Yeah. Let him get his thought out. It's the fucking rainbow meeting at monthly by visibility month. Okay. So what is that note? Say, is that how low you can go? That's bass clef. So now, now we're teaching you. Yeah, actually. Yeah.

Okay. So for musical note, we're going to put in gay guy, gay guy, something to say in a meeting with something to say in a meeting. What's his name? Um, what is a gay guy's name? Tyler? No, we are. Well, didn't I name the, the Shamrock Gremlin Tyler? Yeah. We've already used a gay name. Brody Braden. Braden. Hmm. That name the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,

the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the Um, Billy. Yeah. Who is that boys? Well, it's also going to be like gay guy who's employed. Gay guys are all employed, darling. How many unemployed gay guys have you met? Just me. I invented it. I'm not going to tell the rest of the gays about it though. No.

Cramping your style. No one to arm to. Um, okay. Maybe what was, what's that other thing we were saying? Harriet? No one to arm to. Um, okay. Maybe what was, what's that other thing we were saying? Harriet. Harry and him. Yeah.

Yeah. His name. Harry and him. Harry and him. Welcome to the bunker. Yeah. Everything is bassy in the bunker. I'm confused about what this.

What? I thought you were the musician here, but now through this, I realized that I'm the musician. You don't know about Harry and him and how he's the best note. So is he, okay, so the sound he makes is the musical note in the bunker. Well, wait, that's what, that little, I know you explained this before, but that little snail with eyes. Yeah. The bass clef. Yes.

Bass, when the bass clef. Anyway. The bass clef is getting in, isn't it? Well, yeah, but like that just means things are bassy, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, music is all written. Answer the fucking question.

Maybe all the music that's written in the bunker is written in bass clef. It can only be sung in the lower register. Yeah. Okay. That's good. See, this is good. Any song that is in the bunker is performed in bass clef. Yeah.

So, so if you think about it, like in terms of a choir, only the, the bass singers can sing. Please, please, please don't prove him right. Or I mean like the nanny theme will be sung many times. She was working in a bridal shop in Flushing Queen. Till a boy from Gictor out in one of those crushing scenes. What was she to do? Where was she to go? She was out on her fanny. That's too high. Oh, sorry. Yeah. She went over the bridge from Flushing to the Sheffields' door.

She was sad to smell me go but the pot was up. But the pot was up, ma. She had dives, she had flats. She was there! You know how many messages? I've never received many. I don't tend to get messages as much as Zelda does. Oh.

Can I just say, just like across all of Beastie Girl recorded history, before the pod, everything, both you and Benign used to get messaged more than I did about things that were happening. Oh, yeah. It's a phenomena, it's a phenomena. Yeah.

But the amount of people that this week have reached out to me about Samsung TV, who are like, I also love Samsung TV. Wow. Have you checked out this channel as well? I love it. We are a quiet community that has been living in silence too long. And now, rise up my Samsung TV fam.

Yeah. We are together in this. We are one. We are airing at the same time. Yes. And you can't skip. We are one. We are airing at the same time. Yes. And you can't skip. We cannot skip.

We live in, we're like the Luddites. We're like the Amish. We have chosen to live in the old way. We will not go back into your contemporary culture for we are watching the Nanny or Shark Tank in real time. Oh my God, okay. Okay. Harriet Hymn, Shark Tank in real time. Oh my god, okay. Okay. Harriet Hymn, you're in.

Okay. I will be right back. I'll see you later. Hello? Oh, hello listener. Okay, lazy Susan, what is up next on today's agenda? I would like to... What mini game gets into the bunker? Oh. Because I've been thinking about this a lot.

Okay. Do you mean like- Mini games out there. From a reality TV show mini game? Anything that could possibly be called a mini game. A mini game, okay. Like hacky sack. Oh, that's a mini game.

But it could also be like, as discussed when we took him out, Nintendo 64, the Metapod and the Kakuna turning into steel in Pokemon Stadium. Yes. All those fabulous little mini games from that awful game, Mario Party, which should have just been Mario mini game. Yeah.

But I bring this up because of two things. One, which is great and one, which is less great. Let's start with the less great one. Perfect. great and one which is less great. Let's start with the less great one. Perfect. Less great, been playing Minecraft.

Kierchen, husband took me onto one of these servers where you can play games. I don't know how Minecraft works and I don't know why it does. But in this game where there's all these other people running around on the server, it's so like, where are we? Anyway, in this game, you have four minutes to like make out of blocks inside of this arena an image or a thing based on a theme. Fun, yeah. Amazing.

And like, you know what? I'm a professional working sometimes artist. This is, this should be, this should be my juge. Yeah. So the theme was, for example, for example, treasure. Okay. Theme is treasure. Treasure. So we go and so basically how this works listener is everyone is separate with their

teammates making this thing and then you all come back together and you vote as fairly as possible and hopefully if everything is done fairly, the winner will rise to the top and out of the 12 groups you can vote for what you like the best. Okay. I did take a long time to figure out how to place a block and how to drop one. And I continue to fuck that up. I said, it's treasure. Let's start by doing a diamond.

So we'll get some blue blocks, some white blocks. You can actually pick as many blocks as you want. Some of them are. Presumably you could use a diamond block. I just do not have time to explain to you why that wouldn't have worked. Anyway, but then I think we'd definitely like overshot our capacity to make that quite sophisticated geometric shape at a large scale in blocks in four minutes. So anyway, I'm like, it's time to pivot.

I can see the clock is ticking down at like minute three. I'm like, you know what what babe, we're changing. We're turning this and I'm like, I've got it. We're turning it into a bottle of water. That what is more treasured than water. Because in the future, the generation that is playing with us right now, fucking Gen Alpha in the server. Honey, I'm trying to send a message to them.

Trying to tell them the water wars are imminent. This is the most precious resource to life. This is more expensive than gold, more expensive than any private jet, any Iris concert tickets, whatever the kids are talking about. So we turn it into a bottle of water and then it's time to go and look at all of the contestants. So we're looking at number one.

Oh, they've done a treasure chest with gold inside spilling over and it's open halfway the treasure chest, you know? Classic. Classic. I'm like, oh, you know what? Good. Little. And then we get to number two

and guess what these fuckers have done? A treasure chest. And then it's just that, that, that. Treasure chest, treasure chest, treasure trash. Like, what the fuck? Honey, I thought we were here to, like, boundless imagination awaits you in the world of Minecraft. You can build anything you want.

You saw treasure and you said, oh, treasure chest. Then it gets to ours. a mighty water bottle, right? Maybe a little bit not quite finished and not symmetrical. Was it like all blue and then you did glass box on the outside? To ensconce the... You know what, Jellie? You could join our team. Woo!

If you'd like to sometime. Because that's the kind of thinking we need. Send me a resume. Anyway, then it gets to the end. The voting has been completed. We came 12th out of 12. And I just said, this game is like not for me. Cause these fucking idiots are sitting in here judging me.

Like they couldn't think like a little bit abstract. They were like, is that a box with gold in it? Then it's not fucking treasure. You know what I mean? It's like, you guys fucking suck. Did you tell them that over speaker? And they said, Baaah!

I was like, Robert 74 is screaming at me again. I was like, you little fag. Okay. So that was the bad experience. Oh yeah. So that's that mini game until I get to win. It's not going in.

Yeah. Also like it's unfortunate that like so much of Minecraft is really ugly. Yes. Yeah. Also, like, it's unfortunate that, like, so much of Minecraft is really ugly. Yes. Yeah. It's just, like, I get it, but it's that new Minecraft trailer though. Okay. Okay.

Okay. And what's good? I've been seeing on TikTok. I don't know if you know about this. In the game Call of Duty, which is about soldiers going to war, which war? We don't know, but they have a mini game where, listener, you can disguise yourself as an inanimate object and you have to hide and people can run around and they're trying to find you as an inanimate object, like an office chair or a small freezer or a desk

or a series of interlinked waiting room chairs or an air vent. And you have to hide yourself in the landscape. You can also make little copies of yourself to try and seed yourself into the landscape, you can also make little copies of yourself to try and seed yourself into the landscape. And when I tell you how utterly charming this game is, it's like what, and it's called prop hunt and watching like grown men who are like playing Call of Duty. So you can kind of imagine that being like, I'm today, I'm a small beanbag and I'm being chased by army men. It's so... It's almost like a Julio Torres sketch. It's so like,

I'm just a stylish Ottoman, but the army men are trying to destroy me, and I must hide myself in this industrial park. Like this, it's so fabulous. And then watching those little, like, I'm a large vase running away. There is my teammate. He is a small vase. And a potted plant, our friend who died last week. It's so funny. And they're running away and you're just sliding.

Like there's no foot stepping or anything. You're just that object floating through space being chased by burly military men who want to destroy you for some reason. Like where is that film? Brave Little Toaster Who. That's great. That is good. I love it. That's great. That is good. I love it.

That's good. Yeah. Wow. That's my vote. Okay. Okay. I'm a heater. They came for me last night.

I'm a mundane object. Yes, dear. Yes. When the object war began. Um, I like, that is great. I would love to see the menu of things you can choose from. That's fun. I, it's incredible that we just have all of this Ram or whatever.

All this incredible end of the line technology. Processing power. And now we're just like, what can we do with it? And they're like, the boys that were like, okay, it started out with this pure intention of wanting to like, you know, our generation or whatever could never, you know, go and partake in a world war of the scale and of the grandeur of the wars that their fathers and grandfathers fought in. One of the grandfathers. And so instead they created this simulation version of it for these men to do in their

lounge rooms with their IKEA furniture. And then it's kind of gone all the way back around to this weird post-modern version where they're like, and now I'm a shoe caddy running from the military men. I'm Venetian blind. Where are you going? Hatchdown. I always watch those videos online of like people playing that game.

It's incredible. It's so, I want to like... Like game streams, game streams of like people just being a little barrel or something. Just lying there and wait. I am the Ishka T chest running from the men. running from the men. Okay. If we're talking mini games, like very broad, the mini game, like when you first said it, the first thing that came to mind was the Drag Race mini challenge.

Oh, that's good. That's a great interpretation. Oh, thank you. Oh my God. And my favorite one is where like there's a basket on the other side of the room and you have to put an egg between your thunderous thighs and you must traverse the room and then drop the egg into the basket. That's a great mini game.

That is great. That is so good. Did you like when they did it with fruit? No. I didn't. Those eggs in that basket, that's really good. What do you think the difference, what do we lose when we transfer to fruit? Eggs. Obviously.

Still had the basket. basket. And the thighs. Two of the three, four of the four. Well, you know, they made the game vegan. Yeah. Zelda said, no. Where's the bird involvement in this? And then, funnily enough, the other mini game that I really like is the Zelda franchise has a rich history with chickens.

And like if you, oh, is this a mini game? I don't know. It's kind of like self-imposed punishment slash like a mini game of survival. But if you attack chickens in a Zelda game enough, then all of a sudden they'll summon an army of chickens who come to destroy you and you can't stop them. Oh, they actually win every time. Yeah.

You like have to like escape like enter a room to like unload them or something. And I think that's a great mini game. If you want it to be technical, I suppose that's not a mini game. But then I would say, well, what about the mini games in several Zelda games where like, you've arrived at Kakariko village and all of the chickens have escaped and you have to like go and explore the area, find them all and throw them back into a pen. That's fun. That's just like a mission, isn't it? Within the game. Well, I'd say it's a smaller version of the game within the game.

Small. Kind of a miniature game. Yeah, it's like putting chickens in a pen slash killing the like creator of evil. Yeah, just finding a way to enjoy the sights. Right. What a way to explore the village. And as a happy bonus, you'll float gracefully down while holding a chicken because it will flap its wings. That's good.

That is good. Any mini games, Matt? Mini games. Yes, that's. I'm not, obviously I'm not that much of it, like I haven't done many games over the years, so I guess the only mini game that I would play was in Mario Kart when they do the Bob-omb battle. Battle? Select player! Like a battle version.

Where you have the race. The balloons. That was another one. That was the balloon one. Oh, wait. Am I missing something? What's that one? The bomb one was just you threw bombs at each other until you lost all your lives.

In what game? Mario Kart? Yeah, Mario Kart. Zelda, you tell me, is that a real thing? Mario Kart bomb bomb battle. Bob on Bob on battlefield. I mean, in some things like the bomb item, I guess that you might. Well, it was on GameCube.

I think you only had bombs. That's all I just liked. Cause I didn't play the GameCube. I just used to blow up my brother all the time. Well, sorry to your brother. Did he survive? He's got emotional scars, but he's okay. Yeah.

Well, I, um, there's no balloons you say. No, but I did like the balloon one too, but you'd get all items with that one. You didn't just only have bombs. I liked the balloon one. I liked the balloon one. Yeah. The balloon one was good. That was so good.

A visual representation of how many times you've hit someone. Also just like, sorry. Yeah, I'll just take a balloon off you, darling. All I did was nuzzle up against you. That's a balloon. Purely touching me. How far do you think we are away from normal balloons? In the world. Yeah.

You know what? If they can do it to straws, they could do it to balloons. I haven't done it to straws, have they? Well, we're getting there. Getting there with no straws. There's less plastic straws in the world than there was 20 years ago. You don't know? But you know what?

I reckon there's more balloons in the world than there was 20 years ago. No way. Because people love an event with a happy, spelled out with H-A-P-P-Y balloon. I guess maybe there's more access to balloons. Yes. Balloon technology. Yes. But, um.

And then like the balloon arc at a gal's 30th. Congratulations. Heather. Heather, you made it. I'm 30. Jess. And there are 500 balloons in the arch that everyone will walk in as they celebrate me. A giant inflated tumor of color and light.

Yes, maybe three colors. But we'll have some accent metallics. Yes. A blue metallic. Otherwise a matte. And then we'll have the guest book underneath. Yeah. Leave a message.

I'd love that. And then practically large book that will never fit in any bookcase that she has for the rest of her life. And she'll never fucking open it again. With her memories. And you know what? She'll put it on her shelf and people come over and go, Oh my God, that's so nice. I remember that. Like a giant glass that says 21 that you can never use again. Oh, and it was at like, I don't know, Rusticker on Chapel Street.

I don't know, rustic or on chapel street. I think driving with three balloons tied to the back of your car is probably the best application of balloons. Could we just tie three balloons to the back of the lanterns? It's unsafe. Look at it. Got into the propeller. Well, no, I was going to say on Trisha Paytas' monster truck. Oh, true.

She'd like that. But I mean, it could be Volantis V monster truck. Do you know what I said a few episodes ago that I really regretted when I listened to it? Oh. I know. New for me. But I said that in the driving game version of Death to Everyone, you'd be driving a

car that's made out of Carrie Fisher's bones, and then the giant shrimp. And I want to just take that back. That was because I hadn't really thought about it. Obviously, we do have vehicles in the bunker. Giant shrimp is not a vehicle that is like a level or the menu. And then Carrie Fisher's bones as a vehicle does stay as a vehicle, but Volantis is obviously a vehicle.

And then Trisha Paytas' monster truck in the Katy Perry woman's world music video. It's also a vehicle. And then we have two different skins for the Jeep. Yes. Jurassic park or whatever your thing was. La la la la la. Yeah. Special guest.

Bayonetta? Character. No, vehicle. Yeah. Yeah. Special guest. Bayonetta? Character. No. Vehicle. Take a ride, darling. Woo! Uh, yes.

Anyway, so I just want to take that back. I want to clarify. Track your train. Sorry. Oh, the ghost train. Absolutely, you go to drive. Dude. Yeah. You go throw bugs at people. Yes. Yeah. Absolutely. You got to drive. Yeah. You go throw bugs at people.

Yes. Yeah, true. Okay. Well, good revision. Yeah. I just think it's like, I didn't want people to, like it was, it was, that was the first we'd ever discussed it. Yeah.

We ha we're not that far into development, but like I, and I, no one reached out to me to say anything about it, but I thought about it and was like, why would that be the case where I would be driving the fucking location of the giant shrimp? It's too big. It doesn't have wheels. Yeah. Idiot. Hmm.

It's okay. It's okay to make mistakes. Yeah. It's good to put it out there and see if it lands. Yeah. But you know what I think has landed? All of those things you just said with three balloons attached to the back. It's a battle royale in the bunker main room.

I think that that's really good, but I don't know that it's better than Venetian blinds running on the run. Oh, call of, is it actually part of calling Judy? Call of Judy. Like call your Judy. Calling Judy. Calling Judy. Card.

Do you not, is that like the baddest one? You want, I, why would I play a game with like guns? You know, I just don't know how to tell you about the majority of games. Well, not my games, except for Bayonetta. Her guns are fabulous and they have names. Anyway, I'm, I'm saying this, I feel like this, this, um, game is distinctly anti-gun, you know, it's kind of anti-war because you're the innocent, you know, the mini game. Yes. Well, I don't know about the rest of the game. I assume it's kind of anti-war because you're the innocent, you know. The mini game, yes.

Well, I don't know about the rest of the game. I assume it's similar. Wow. We're not putting in Cod, we're putting in, what's it called? Prop hunt. Prop hunt. Hmm. Which I relate to as well.

Drew. I am often looking for a prop. Yeah, we're doing some prop hunting right now. Yes. Oh, we are. Like a machine gun attached to your side. Well, no, they're being hunted. Someone's hunting the Ottomans.

That's a fun game for the inhabitants to play. Well, I just like the idea that you'd be looking around and you'd see in the corner of your eye like a piñata running at full power. And you'd be like, where is it going? And then you'd see like five military men firing at them, their weapons into the darkness. We gotta get out.

Does it have to be? I'm a pin board. Can't it just be bunker inhabitants, not military people? I think there's gotta be some mysterious military people. They only exist though when the game's being played. Otherwise they just, they despawn Well, I think they like go into the the back room or whatever Probably they can go into that

Like corridor that goes nowhere in the back of the avatar thing. I think that's probably good. Yeah. Yeah, okay So how many I think like five it's got to be enough that you're like, what the fuck? Yeah, but yeah, If I saw five men, I'd... If I saw five men. What the fuck? What are you talking about? Seriously, when's the last time you saw five men? I don't think I've ever seen five men.

Like gay bar, obviously, but like out in the real world. Five men? Five men? Imagine being so, oh, you know, when I go to comic book stores, there's usually a lot of men. But together? No. No, they're just either, you know, they're just, you know, they're just, you know, they're

just, you know, they're just, you know, they're just, you know, they're just, you know, they're just, you know, they're just, you know, they're just, you know, they're just, you know, they're just, you know, they're just, you know, they're just, you know, they're just, you know, they're just, you know, they're just, you know, they're just, you know, they're just, you know, they're just, you know, they're just, you know, they're just, you know, they're just, you know, they're just, you know, they're just, you know, they're just, you know, they're just, you know, they're just, you know, they're just, you know, they're just, you know, they're just, you know, they're just, you know, they're just, you know, they're just, you know, they're just, you know, they're just, you know, they're just, you know being some, oh, you know, when I go to comic book stores, there's usually a lot of men. But together? No. No, they're just in the same room. Yeah. They're not like five men. That's pretty gay to have like four friends of the same.

Yeah, I don't know that straight. I don't know that. Matt, have you seen five men? Well, my band has five men in it. So. Have you seen your band lately? Yeah. Yeah. We sometimes in the same room together. I saw your band and there were only four men. That's true. Well, that's true. One of us couldn't make it.

Well, for good reason. We got downgraded. That's right. Yeah. Um, five men. What a sight to behold. Yeah. It's so weird.

It makes me feel uncomfortable. It does. What are they doing? Well, they're trying to clock that I'm not actually like a fluffed pillow. Sorry? Trying to play some music. That's me. I'm now a fluff pillow. Oh, she's on the run.

She's a fluff pillow. Oh, that's so scary. Imagine just trying to be a gorgeous little distressed blonde beachwood table and sliding away and being chased by men with semi-machine, sub-machine guns. Oh. Spooky. That's spooky. That's fun.

Let's do that. Okay. Okay. Three balloons, maybe another time. Wait, there's still a lot of time. But also, fuck balloons. We don't need any more balloons. If they never, if I never saw another balloon in my life, I'd be happy.

It's yeah. I just can't think of anything that is stupider than a fucking balloon. Like plastic with air trapped in it. Yeah. Oh, like what? There it is. Time to party. Like put on a decoration.

When did it become shorthand for party? I blame clip art. Like put out a bouquet. How about a tasteful bouquet? Bring back bouquets. I know the issue is that so many interiors are ugly nowadays because of, I don't know, contemporary architecture. But like because of that, the only way you could like trick yourself into

having like a fun time with four of your closest male friends is to like, go to the highest like cost per volume, like thing, the lowest cost per volume decoration, which is like really thin crepe paper and just inflated rubberized plastic. Yeah. You have to fill with your own air. Yeah. Like, oh, look, it's Trish's lung capacity floating in the corner of the room. Yeah. Great job.

Can't wait. Good job. Oh, I bet there's a bit of spit in there as well. Hit the track, DJ. Yeah. Yeah. Ugh. Yuck.

But also it's like imagine a world where you didn't have balloons. What else would you be doing? Do you know what I mean? More time for paper mache certainly. Yes. And that's fabulous. I think illustration. Yes.

Yeah. Like get some butcher paper. Everyone have some fun. Get some pencils of various colors. Although can I say like butcher paper as a craft medium, it me out. You're gonna puncture that so quick. Yeah you need to make sure the table is not yeah or if it has a fabric tablecloth that is yeah to absorb it. I'm gonna go through. Oh that's a unique textures in that case as well not crayons or pencils. Textures I'm just like I'm not interested in textures. It's too thin really to take up space on such a gargantuan slice of paper.

It's true. You're like, oh, how long are we doing here? Why are there 20 pieces when the scale of this pencil is like, how big am I meant to be drawing? And like, textures, you are destined for streaks. At least with a pencil, you can get some gradient going. And then like markers, you, markers are like the queen of like the streak, because that's the look. You are getting streaks,

but you have to control those streaks. Oh, like Copic. Where it's like, yeah, like, but a texter, you have no choice. It's just fucking streaky. I think texters just need to be for outlining. I also think if you're coloring in, if you're coloring in for like butcher paper time,

I think you've got the wrong idea. This is not for that. No, well, that's true, that's true. It's not finished art. in, if you're coloring in for like butcher paper time, I think you've got the wrong idea. This is not for that. This is not finished. Well, that's true, that's true. It's not finished art. This is meant to be just concept phase. Yeah.

And I also think that like the integrity of like nibs on textures is completely like just not sufficient. One, they'll be contaminated if they dare touch other ink that has been applied to a piece of paper and then stained forever. And then you use it too much. Oh, you have a favorite color? We're going to wear the fuck out of that nib well before the ink is dry. I don't like that.

No. Well, you know what's not getting in? Textures. No. Yeah. The more I think about it, the text is like, how did you become such a staple? Ah, staple. Faber-Castell, oh, you think because they clicked together, I'm enthralled.

Whoever invented connector pens is a fucking genius. Like that's it. Like it is just that connecting lid. It's more fun than actually using the text up. Yeah. Especially that fluoro yellow. I hate that. Okay. Well, that's really yellow. I hate that. Okay.

Well, that's really good. I'm glad we got that out of the way. I hate that fluoro yellow just doesn't sit. No. With the rest. So when you make a little circle with your connector pens, it's like, where did you come from? Yeah.

Yeah. And that's when the men start chasing you. It's me. I'm the neon yellow. Oh, I love that. Okay. Okay. Good. I'm the oil heater.

Matt, what are you? In the game? Yes. Um, okay. Um, they're coming. I am just like a, just a, just a lamp shade. They're coming. A tall lamp with a lamp shade on it. Oh yes, I've always said it. A graceful tall lamp shade.

The golden colour, nice little triangular lamp shade at the top. Oh, a classic. No tassels. No, I don't think, actually in the world this game, from what I've seen, it all seems to... That's the other weird thing that's quite compelling about these prop hunt videos, which I encourage you to look up, is that they're like, the styling of the world is so like nothing middle America.

Yeah. Like, it may as well be like a Marriott or like a Best Western somewhere. Like it is like theme walls and like disgusting, like urban architecture and then like a few like, like jumbo vases and like it's so bizarre. I think that it's just reminding me. I think you would love the aesthetics, like love to hate the aesthetics of like Mirror's Edge.

Did you ever play that game? No, I live there, darling. Let me have a look like Mirror's Edge. Did you ever play that game? No, I live there, darling. Let me have a look. Mirror's Edge. It's so like clean and crisp, and then like the interiors have like minimalist design, like aesthetically for the game,

but then there'll be like key objects or like key things and looks. Oh, I've definitely looked at this case before. There's a woman with like a graphic eyeliner. It was at the parkour game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's a great game and it has like a very specific visual style. But yeah, these elements in there that are quite fun. Anyway, thank you so much, listener. We'll be right back. I'm sure it's going to be less, you know, like crazy loopy than where

we're at right now, I promise. Hey, my back! Oh my God. Okay. Um, okay. Listener. Yes. It's time. Go on. Which dipping sauce is going into the bunker?

Well, we, okay. Listener. I don't know if you know this about lazy Susan, but she shan't be having a chip without a dipping sauce. She loves a sauce. Gotta dip the chip. Yeah, well, that's pretty crazy not to. It depends. I'm an American at heart.

We love our condiments. That's why we threw all the tea into the river, the Delaware. Sorry, go on. Now we have the tomato sauce sachet from McDonald's. Now we have the barbecue sauce. We have the barbecue sauce. No, we don't. Yes, we do. I don't know.

That was the very first thing we ever put on episode one, roll the tape. But I think we did. I'm putting barbecue sauce in the bunker. Because we peeled it and it was like, because you have to like dip in, I don't know. No, we didn't get, you know, because it was barbecue sauce and a thick shake. Yeah. The show was kind of different at that point. Yeah, true. We've evolved so much. I know. Well, look, anyway, something's in, but we're not going to talk about whatever those two are.

They're out. So other dipping sauces, sauces, sauces. What's good? What's good, Miley? Aoli? Well, this is the thing. Yeah. I mean, obviously it was actually, I would say very like season one of this show was very sauce-based.

There was like a streak there where early listeners, if you listen for a while, you understand where I just couldn't seem to impress the source gods enough to be treated correctly. You know, if you remember tacos etota gate. Yes. I think the listener remembers well. Well, anyway. Yeah. But. So you know what? Blue sky, this sauce in our bunker, no cost.

Yeah, exactly. I would never. Sauce should be free entirely and at most 50 cents. Most. But it's not, unfortunately. Grilled, she's copying an attitude. Herb aioli. Yeah, which their sauces are good-ish. However, the cost is so exuberantly high. $1.50?

That's too much for this tiny little Tupperware container of like, I don't know, what wouldn't be more than like- Creamed food. like, like, I don't know what wouldn't be more than like five cents worth of ingredients. Like it's the smallest amount you could possibly imagine. Yeah. Um, but it is good, but not enough for one of their large chips. Yeah. Like the ratio is wrong.

The ratio is off. Yeah. What about like soy sauce or vinegar? Soy sauce is good, but like so the tipping point of soy sauce is so, you know. Do you prefer like a light soy or like a deep mushroom soy? I think I'm more- Because I think both have their play. They definitely do.

I think I'm re-embracing soy sauce after a long hiatus. Just because it wasn't coming out of a little fish, I wasn't eating it. Ah, true. But, um... Oh my God! What? So, listener, I've had this on my talk-to list

for maybe half a year. And I just remembered that I have a present for you in my bag. Listener, for me? This is, no, for you, my sister, Ler for me. This is no for you, my sister, lazy Susan. I'm lazy Susan. And we're doing dipping sauce. What is it?

I have these for you. What are they? Which are they're tiny, cause I stayed in a hotel recently and at the breakfast buffet, they indeed gave, well, they didn't give me, I stole them. Wow. These tiny, tiny glass versions of Tabasco Hot Soles.

Oh my God, and they're branded. Yeah, how cute. Oh, and they're to scale. Yeah. Ish. Oh, these are gorgeous. How good, I saw it and I thought, I must steal that for my sister.

How else will I make disgusting earrings to wear? Correct. So anyway, Tabasco. Was this free? Yeah. See? That's fucking great. Mama, there was a bowl and I took four. Wait, where did the other two go?

Well, they're at my house. Oh, well you should have disgusting earrings. Yes. And wait, so this was part of a breakfast buffet? Yeah. Where? When I had my work conference, we all get put up. Wait, what did you have for breakfast at the breakfast buffet?

Oh mama. So I'm not your mother. I'm Bianca. First up, I'm not your mama. So I had like the Bay Marie like scrambled in quotation marks, eggs, which is like such a genre of so good operation. That's great. That's the only time I would consider scrambled eggs.

I'm not ordering that at a cafe, but if it comes out of a disgusting babe Marie, then yes. It's like, I want it to be what peak peak listener. If you're in Melbourne and you want disgusting scrambled eggs, the epitome of that, which I highly recommend is the insane cafe inside crown casino, deep inside that functions as a breakfast cafe for all hours because there are no windows by design and you can get Bay Marie scrambled eggs at any hour of the day.

Wait, do you have to be playing in the casino? No. We might have to do that. It's fun. Is it 24 seven? Yeah. So I used to work in the city and a friend of mine was a dealer at Crown, like car dealer.

I was gonna say, I was like, what? Um, oh, which by the way, I mean, if you ever thought about stealing from Crown, do not, there are security cameras literally everywhere. If you ever thought about stealing from Crown, don't do it. Yeah, bad idea. You heard it here first. Yeah, that's my, you know, gentle warning. Anyway, but I used to finish work at the bar and then I would go and meet her

when she would finish it. God knows what hour. And then we would always get like that crazy breakfast at, I don't know, 2am, 4am, 11am, anytime. It's so good. Wait, what other times could you potentially go there? 3pm, 5pm, 10 PM or AM. I like that.

24-7. Do the people say it seem happy? No. Oh, I love that. But it's so good. But anyway, on this day, or, you know, for all the days that I was there, scrambled eggs, bain-marie, then the like sauteed mushrooms, so good. Also wet.

So wet. Sometimes too wet. Like I had to like drain it out the spoon before putting onto my plate. Yeah. Cause too much, but delicious. Then the first day I had half a grilled tomato. It was awful.

That sounds like a bad choice. Because the tomato was gigantic and though halved, their grilled bit is maybe 5% of that tomato. I think grilled tomato is a fucking sham. It's a sham. I like, I can't do it again. Like it's not something that we need to hang on to as a culture. No, I was tantalized by the grill marks, especially being vegetarian. Not many things come like that.

You know? I just want to know what it's like. Yeah, to eat like those like fried lines or whatever. Anyway, it's not for me, but I did have them again on the second day and it was slightly better. Cause I was like, you know what? I touched you too harshly.

And then what else? Do you have some kind of fresh juice? Yes. So you can opt to have like the kind of like the barista gal make you like a real juice. But like that's insane to me when they have like Pitches. Like crystal clear, but tinted honey apple juice.

And then like the cloudy apple juice and then the orange juice and then pomegranate juice. All in fantastic vessels that you can just drip straight into your cup Amazing. So good. So I think I had apple on day one and then orange on day two Well, the temptation would be to mix. There's no pulp and that's I hate it, but not in that setting Well, that's it because it's like a fantasy world of like this Yeah, I just came here and there's all this food. I can have anything. Like a shitty Penn's labyrinth in the world of cod.

And then so, hash browns. They had delightful little hash browns. That was good. And then afterwards, like, did they have Coco Pops? I know you didn't have them. They had all sorts of cereal options. Like it was a fabulous buffet. That's great. You can name the hotel. Oh yeah. What hotel was that? I was at PAM Pacific. PAM Pacific. PAM Pacific. Pacificly. Pacificly

PAM. Yeah. Okay. And it was quite good. And then of course you have to like finish off, like you have to pretend like that you're healthy cause no one's looking, but obviously everyone is looking and judging. And then you like go back and you get like little bit of cantaloupe or like, Oh my God. No delicious. I just had just this. And then the people who arrived after your round one think that you only had cantaloupe. That's good. You got to make sure you're just, just around two people.

Yeah. What are we talking about? Oh, dipping sauce. So that's where I got the sauces from. And on day two, when I discovered the bowl of sauces, I had hot sauce on the scramble day, which made them so much better. That's incredible. That's why we invented sauce. Yes. To disguise disgusting food. Correct. Yes. I think I'm going to zig and zag. You know, like that kind of,

when the Demi Gorgon, what happened? What's Zelda doing? She was looking for her Skellington. I just turned the height. Zelda will get a beverage. It's now been an hour since we bought this beverage, an hour and a half. She just like sips at it. Sometimes I'll finish the work day and have to throw half my coffee out. She's been sitting there since 9am. I just, there's like 15 minutes between getting the drink and have it, finishing the drink where it's like, I feel like I'm in a race against time and I just want the drink now to be over. No, I want to just like sup, sup away. Just a little touch. It's so weird.

So I'm going to gulp it. I'm a little touch. It's so weird. So that's what I'm going to gulp it. I'm a golper. I just have you seen that gulp person who has like a golper day of like some blue liquid on TikTok? You just described the whole internet. Have you seen that gulp person who has a golper day on TikTok, some kind of blue liquid, but he like opens his throat and it's just, uh, like a vessel to get the liquid from up here to down in the gut.

And what's he, why is he gulping? Uh, clout. Oh, he's clout chasing with his gulping skills. Yeah. He's very hot. I want, maybe that could be like, you know, for any, like, if we were ever to do the Drag Race Talent Competition, the gulping would be quite good. Although I was watching Hanukonda talk about, actually, no, I wasn't watching.

I was purposely seeking out and listening to the tea spill with Matt. You know, that guy with that iconic, like dry British voice. I know Matt. It's Matt. Spilling the tea. You know the one that's like, got that voice? He's got this British voice, but he like, delivers all the information about Drag Race as if he's like, just witnessed a like, heinous crime.

Hanaconda? What the fuck are you doing with your lips there? Don't worry, they talked about it. Spilling, spilling tea. You will have heard this guy. Oh, where is he? No! Spilling tea with Matt.

You said that I have to edit this? Yeah, you do have to edit this. Quickly, say something interesting so you don't have to edit this. Oh, wow. Spilling tea! Spilling tea! So anyway, at the buffet, they did also have like this section of like, like what for me it was like, I was...

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Who is he going to talk to? Well if you can't guess based on those clues honey, it was Candy Ho. Okay. Which is interesting because Candy Ho does runs Roscoe doesn't she? Oh no. Okay. But that guy's voice. Yeah. And I was listening to it,

and he was talking about how, like with Hannah Conda, and I listened to the interview, and Hannah was saying that during the sausage challenge on season two of Down Under, they were instructed before they went in that they weren't allowed to eat the sausages, because RuPaul doesn't like that. No need it.

Like it can't touch your lips, because RuPaul will be like, Consumption. Wow. Isn't that crazy? Wow. That's scary. I don't think Ru would enjoy a buffet.

No, he wouldn't like my gulping on the main stage. The gulp. That's right. I didn't lose the thread there, Zelda. I brought it back. I was thinking of the spilling tea with Matt. Recently, I see you can't even replicate Matt's voice. He was also, sorry, and I listened to like four episodes of this and I don't know why

it was like so bizarre to have like an hour and a half long interview about like such a niche like pop culture but, like pop culture, but not quite pop culture thing. Like it's just something. Anyway, so we're gonna spanky Jackson. Yeah. And she was just talking about something to do with shitting herself.

I was like. God, we're childlike. She was like, the illustrious winner of Drag Race Down Under, season two of Bobla. And she's like, I was eating KFC with the people, and then I shot myself. And he, this man, this British man, didn't respond. There was dead silence.

He didn't laugh. He didn't do anything. He was like honestly so clearly disgusted and it was incredible. Yeah. That's all. That's good. So what dipping sauce? Yeah. Okay. Oh yes, the Demi Gorgon. The burger that you could get it grilled for a limited time, where you could dip a whole burger into the Demi Gorgon sauce. Oh, God, I didn't see such a thing. Well, I tried to order it, but they didn't do it for a vegetarian burger. They were like, the Demi Gorgon sauce actually only goes with the Stranger Burger. Oh, sorry?

You can't dip it, Garden Goddess? They're like, no, that's not the flavors. The profile wasn't built for that. Wow. Piss off. Like, you don't know what. The profile wasn't built for that. Wow. Piss off. Like you don't know what I do at home. Bring me that fucking giant gargantuan thing of sauce and let me lower the entire fucking meal I'm about to eat into this bright red demi-gorgon sauce.

I will kill you. I will riot. I feel like I'm in my mind. I'm picturing like a hoisin kind of sauce. It was like a viscous substance. It had the cling, not, it wasn't like full jellified, like, like barbecue. It was like, but enough that if you dipped it in,

it would be almost completely opaque, red covering around the meal. Like a burger that hadn't been fully rendered. And then you dip it into that and then just bite. And it looked incredible. I've never myself tasted it because as I said, I was discriminated against by grilled. But if I like, it almost lives larger in my brain because of that. That's true. Yeah, that's true. That whole like, wow.

Yeah. Okay. What about a... What, just Kewpie? Does Kewpie land in this? Mama, are we dipping? Yeah. You know what is good sometimes within moderation

is like you order fish and chips. And then like- You've already gone too far. Well, I know like it's, that's, that's hard. You went out doing that. Like if you did, you've got tomato sauce, put QP there, dip in like fish and like Aussie fish and chips into the QP. That's delicious. It's good.

I have to take your word for it. Yeah. Do you ever have like QP next next to your like Mee-Ka-Rang? Uh, Kewpie I'd put onto like a delicious bowl. Yeah. Yeah. Like onto a, like a fabulous bowl, you know, a bountiful salad-y bowl. I'd do like a drizzle of the Kewpie across like the pickled ginger and the jalapenos and the like roast veggies and broth and then it might have a drizzle of cupy and a drizzle of like

a sriracha. Yeah. Sriracha, great dip. Yes. Except I'm like, do I like sriracha? You know? Yeah. Do I like it?

You do. It's good. I do like that it maced that whole village that was right next to it's production. That's crazy. Did you hear about that? No. Sriracha, like the way it's produced, like the factory where they make Sriracha, like was producing this like noxious pepper gas that like for miles around people were like

sobbing in Srirachatown. Wow. Isn't that crazy? The elephants? They only cry, but once a week. Matt, what do you think? About Srirachatown? No darling, we're past that now.

We're talking about dipping sauces. Keep it together, we're trying to talk about dipping sauces. I'm dipping my sauces right now. Matt. I like... What are you dipping it in? What do I like? Oh, Matt.

You can't just sit there driving our space car and not be ready to chime in at a moment's notice when... I'm listening to another podcast. Is it spilling tea with Matt? Yeah. No, it's just something boring. Um, he's not joking, he's actually listening to something else. Um, I like, no, I just like a good old garlic aioli. That's what I like.

Yeah, right. I would say that's quite bougie rather. I think that that's probably an almost top tier of sources for like, well, don't you think even just calling it aioli instead of mayo? What about gravy? I do like a poutine. I do fucking fuck with a poutine. Poutine is... But it's got to have the cheese. We had a poutine all together the other day, remember?

We did. Three way poutine. together the other day, remember? We did. Three-way poutine. That was so good. When did we have that? Oh, four-way. Four-way. That's right. Yeah, four-way. Yeah.

I'll send the poot. Because I'm actually Canadian. Did we talk about that already? Yeah. Did we talk about that? I don't know. I think we talked about it a little bit on the Canadian episode, but I don't think we delved into.

Oh, you're actually Canadian. Yeah. Well, I was born in Canada, so I feel like this affinity to the Putin, because it's like a Canadian dish. I don't think we've ever listened to you ever. What do you mean? Ever seen a moose? A great big moose.

Yeah. They're so big. Yeah. They're so big. Yeah, they are pretty big. Maybe this is how we don't end up getting information, because you just derailed the conversation when Matt's trying to tell us about his history. Oh, sorry. Well, see, my parents are both Australian, so they just lived there while I was born. And then now I have dual citizenship, which is great. Do you? Yeah.

What is happening? My identity has been changed in your eyes. Yeah. Say something Canadian. Oh, hell, but that. Oh, well, you're not Canadian anyway. I don't even actually, I was, I was like, I came back here when I was like, six months old. Someone called administration for citizenship. Is Justin still in charge?

Trudy? No. Trudy. True. Is he? No. Yeah, he is. Oh, good.

Call him. What about? Well, you've left one behind. Come pick him up. Yeah, someone get him out of here. Yeah. So I have Australian citizenship by descent, but I'm technically Canadian. Oh, wow.

Do you think like when the war begins and Canada enlists you, would you like to fight with your, like the war against beanbags? I don't think they have a compulsory... No army does until it comes time for it, darling. They can't change that halfway through. Welcome to the fucking world war, bitch. Yeah. Literally fight or die.

Are you fighting for Australia or for Canada? Yeah. If you had to choose, choose now. I think that they would be on the same team, wouldn't they? Hmm. How little you know. How little do you fucking know? I could fit the fucking all the things you know.

No, I have nothing invested in Canada other than Poutine. So I have chairs in Poutine and then that's it. An emotional investment in bagels and Poutine. Okay. Yeah. So I'd say a nice cheesy gravy. So you're fighting for the Dingoes. Good to know. good to know.

Is that what they call them? Yeah, I assume at some point in my life I'll be enlisted into the American military. Yeah, true. You've got more chance than me. Well, then we'll be fighting against each other. It will be America versus the world shortly. Well, if it's America versus anyone, the Australians are gonna have to get involved as well. Yeah.

Considering the amount of military presence America has here. Yes. All of our radars and bits are here. How many people do you think are in space right now? Wouldn't there those two that are stuck there right now that they couldn't get back? Yeah, sucked in.

Trip of a lifetime plus. Plus. Yeah. I only wanted to do this for three days, but now we're doing it for longer. Actually, it's kind of bonus. Yeah. I feel like it's like when you're like, Oh, so my flight was canceled and I have to stay in, you know, Phuket for an extra three weeks.

Yes. You're like, Oh no. Yeah. Oops. My bone mass is going to go down. Yeah. But I'm going to have the night of my life. Yeah. Yes. It's long enough that you can like, yeah oops, my bone mass is going to go down. Yeah. But I'm going to have the night of my life. Yeah. Yeah. I, that hasn't ever happened to me, but I know it will happen one day and I can't wait. High flying businesswoman. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So what would I dip something in? I think like, listen, the answer is here.

Aeoli? No. The demogorgon sauce. Oh, yeah, that's fine. Although I hate stranger things. No, exactly. It's kind of what makes it even better. It's like, what if something good could come out of that?

What did the box look like? Was it hideous? Oh yeah, I'm sure it had 11 on it. You know what I, there is a storage place somewhere in my commute and the like the, it has like the stupid logo and then it has like a temporary poster that's obviously been there for like six years at this point that's like storage things. Oh, but in the style of Stranger Things font. Wanna set it on fire. Like what is it?

EB Garamond. What is that Stranger Things font? ITC something. Um, well. Yeah. So Stranger Things, that's unfortunate, but like what kind of, like, what kind of sauce container was it in? Like ITC Bengu Benguite. Like a Petri dish of sauce container was it in? Like ITC Bengu Bengai. Like a Petri dish of sauce?

Um, Demogorgon, I think it was like a wide enough aperture, just plain plastic container. Yeah. Um, grilled. I like that. Kind of like if you are buying like a hummus, like that kind of like wide low dish. Well, we didn't talk about hummus. I think that's more of a like that's that's if that was not the world's oldest. It's not a source. Oh mama, I need to send you this picture. Oh, it looks so good. I'm putting it in the chat now.

It actually just even just look at the picture. My mouth is actually watering. It's insane. Okay, I'm sending it now. Oh my God. I need to say this now we'll put it on. Oh my God. It looks so delicious. Oh, they even have the Dunkin bucket. Okay.

Wow. I'm saving them in photos. And then, okay. So it's much more like thick than I thought. I was imagining more like a machine of sauce. No, that's. It's thick. Whoa.

And the bucket you can see it's actually like what would I guess soup would come in. Would you chug the bucket? I would absolutely. Yes. It looks like a very glossy tomato soup. Yes. Like it's almost got that kind of paint. That's fucking amazing. It looks like a very glossy tomato soup. Yes. Like it's almost got that kind of paint. It looks like a red paint.

Yeah. And it's a deeper red, an orangey red. It's a beautiful, I would wear, I would wear a gown in that colour. I'd like it in the colour of the Demogorgon sauce. What does it smothered in backyard barbecue sauce, sour cream and killer buffalo dipping sauce. Oh, I just, I need it. I need that. You know what I mean?

I do. Wow. Let's put it in. Okay. I just, you know, it's like those tacos, like the, that you can, the full taco that you can dip in it, sauce.

I don't know. I just love that. I'm not really that into dip. I know you're not a sauce gal. Yeah. Why aren't you a sauce person? I don't know. I think I, I think I've said this before, but I feel like it should be incorporated

into the meal. No, you haven't said that before. Oh, okay. Well, I think it should be like incorporated into the meal. Like if I'm making like a- Can you give me an example? Well, see, I say that, but then I don't know. So like if you're making a stir fry, obviously like the sauce is in the meal. Like you're not dipping your stir fry, but then- What about a spring roll?

Yeah, maybe it's because like, if that was like in the mixture of like the noodles inside the spring roll and like the cabbage mix, then like the flavor would be too like consistent and you want to like choose. But how many bites of a spring roll are you not dipping? None. So if it's in every bite, why not just put it in the wrap? Because it's the wetness. It's not just the flavor. It's the wetness. It's an experience.

But you know, it's like putting the lettuce, putting the mint. I love that. Dipping it in the sauce. I love that. So that by the time it arrives at your lips, you're having it at the exact moment where it hasn't yet made the pastry like wet. Yeah.

It's still crisp. Yeah. But it is now. It is also wet. It's on the road to wet. It's on the road to soggy. It's not saturated. Yeah.

But you know what I don't like about that specific example is the carrot in the sauce. You can't dip and pick up carrot. You have to like dig it out. Yeah. And that's not really deep. I think the carrots there more as a garnish. No, but I want to eat that carrot. That carrot is so good. It's been so good in the sauce. You have to wait a while darling. Oh, and then like maybe like pluck it out and put it in your little wrap and like that's fine too. But like, I don't know if that's- I'm not doing that. No, that's crazy. That carrot's just there as an idea. No, I like the carrot. I love carrot.

Yeah, you can love it from afar. It doesn't mean you have to touch it. Okay. Okay, Demogorgon sauce. In the banger. Ingradulations. Which really does round out quite an impeccable week I'd say on this show. It might be our finest week yet. I think we've done the job. You know also I can't really gauge anymore what makes for a successful episode of the show.

Because sometimes we'll have like the best listeners we've ever had in the first day. And for a while it seemed like to be like, oh, well, maybe it's when we have a guest or maybe... And then sometimes it'll be like, which bag and hat and like type of air gets into the bunker and people will be like fucking love that episode you like what are you talking about yeah yeah anyway I fear that we might have done it again with this incredible week so soon. So this week, for musical note, we have... We have... We have... We have...

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Yes. With five guys mysteriously together. Yeah. Chasing after ornaments. I love it. And dipping sauce. Buckle up. It's the Demogorgon sauce. From grilled.

Ew. Yeah. I think I person, a whole person being dipped into that Demogorgon sauce. Yeah. I think I'm a person, a whole person being dipped into that Demogorgon sauce. Yeah. Yeah. Ooh, all sorts of crunchy things in that sauce would be delicious. A bug from the Esmer room. Whoa.

Whoa. A bit more like, what's that like, popcorn cauliflower or whatever? Yum. In that sauce? I'm so hungry. I should have had a burger. Anyway, anyway, listener. It's been a great episode. Great job this week.

We love you. Yeah. Is that too soon? Well, we haven't gone that far yet. Yeah. Oh, sorry. Just quickly. The first time we're saying it.

Oh yeah. You know what? We like, like you. first time we're saying it. Oh yeah. You know what? We like, like you. Um, Chapel Rowan is like, people are so mad at Chapel Rowan for no reason. Supposedly her fans are like, you've known her for a year.

You're not, it's calmed down. But she canceled her like Paris and Amsterdam gig because she had been invited to be at the VMAs, 10 days out. And people are like, if she really cared for us, she would be performing for us. But now she's canceled and she's going to be at the VMAs. Bad decision, bitch. Like, sorry, you need to fucking get a life. Like, sorry, like it actually sucks for the people that had to refund their

tickets and if you booked a hotel room, because God forbid you should have to spend the weekend in Amsterdam, you poor thing, but, um, like what the fuck is wrong with fans? Yeah. We need to like, like, you need to like look up the definition of what a fan means because you should just be like, go bitch, get your fucking bag. See you next time. See you performing on television for free.

Okay. I guess they're going to give you a refund. They're not taking your money and then just, you know, go to Paris, enjoy yourself in the fucking beautiful city. Yeah. Have a nice time. Get some fucking culture and realize thatRoehn is not the only musician that's ever existed.

Idiots. Oh, she won't hug me. Then why won't you fucking hug me, Chappell? Fucking loser. Why do you want that as well? Like, I love you, but I'd love to feel what your flesh and bones feel like and around my body.

Like, what is that? Like that's not the music. If you want to touch me, then I guess you're fucked. If you don't touch me, then I don't like your music. Cause like, what does that have to do with anything? I would never be in a situation where I could hug you, but the fact that if I was and you wouldn't, then I hate you. Yeah.

Sorry. Excuse me? You need therapy. You don't need Ch I hate you. Yeah. Sorry. Excuse me? You need therapy. You don't need Chablron. You need therapy. Or to be Venetian blind. You need to become Venetian blinds and run away from your real saboteur. Five men.

That's who they should actually be angry at. Why aren't you angry at five men? Like, if you can be, if you can choose, focus your energy between being angry at Chabot Rhone or five men with machine guns, always choose five men with machine guns. Every time. Every time. Idiots. And be Venetian blinds, darling.

Don't be a fucking loser. Or if you're really still, maybe you'll get away with being, you know, like, a vase with sticks coming out of it. I love that. That would be in the COD game. Yes. An Amby per EWIC. Yes. Okay. Okay.

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