Death To Everyone - Death To... Nicki Minaj, Compliments & Breakfast

Episode Date: December 24, 2025

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...toe... ...to everyone... Hello and welcome to the show. Hello, welcome to death to everyone, everyone. It's a podcast, and it's been going for a good jolly while now. Yes. And it wouldn't be going without the two incredible hosts. I'd like to first welcome to the stage of the Indomitable Miss Zelda Moon.

Ah, hello. Hi, and it's my greatest pleasure to welcome my co-host, the one and only Miss Lazy Susan. She ain't lazy? She's just Susan And of course You wouldn't be able to hear it through your ears Unless you had Matches

Hello there Space car driver Producer of sounds Many of them We do like Some we do not Some Some we can't hear

Yes well Exactly it's a gift That's called an in joke You guys don't know what we're referring to But we know We know And Matt knows Yeah

I kind of know yeah it'll come up in your annual review yes anyway oh the god and the chair the chair's here she's always here she's become squeakier over time yeah buffeted by my ass week after week like the cliffs of dover worn down to a nub a nub anyway uh this is our incredible weekly podcast where we're on a mission after the end of the world what will repopulate what comes next well never fear lazy and I have meticulously curated a doomsday bunker with nothing but the finest the best of the best and each week we discuss a range of topics and add new things from those topics into the bunker ever this is kind of out of nowhere that I have to say something

Oh. It's a question, not a statement. Yeah, please. I last night was watching the newest queens who like to watch. Newest. Newest queens who like to watch with Trixie Mattel and Kacha Zamaloccova. Zamalotchikova. And they were watching new Netflix Christmas movies.

I was watching it with my husband. It was because the Plex wasn't providing very good streaming quality this week. Yes. You know, when everyone's on there. Yeah, listen to Luke. Sort that out. Luke, why? There's too many people on there.

Let's kick them off. Kick them off. But not me. Don't kick me off. I wouldn't be there. We're the good ones. Anyway. And then I said to my husband,

which one do you think I am and which one do you think Zelda is? And he's sat in silence for a long time. And then I realized it wasn't my husband. It was a broom wearing a shirt. Uh, no. And then he said to me, he said, I don't think that you are these people. Mm-hmm. The end. He just said, you guys are distinct.

Oh. A different dynamic than these two. What was the flavor of the two characters in whatever movie you're talking about? The queens who like to watch. Oh, I thought you meant the movie that they were watching. I couldn't have specified more. It's tricksteria and cut here. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, got it. Wait.

Oh. Which one of us is? Which one of them? Yeah, well, because there's qualities of each and both. Mm. You know? Mm. You know what I mean?

I think, unfortunately, sister, by default, being the more famous of the two, you're the trixie and I am the culture. Sorry about that. It depends because, yeah, if it's the one who's more likely to be rude to someone, it's as Cartier. then that would be me but then if it's also the one who's more likely to

be like completely unimpressed by the world then that would be you do you know what I mean? Yes. Oh it's complex, isn't it? Yeah. And if it's the one who's like more likely to

have a very like distinct love of you know learning a foreign language and like investing in you know a culture that isn't just American culture then you're the Cartier as well and we both love a

cunty bob but we also both love a big updoo so Matt what would you say I would say it sounds like you all need to get together and just turn into one giant drag queen the four of you

this giant drag queen will be the death of us all but it was very clear at the time of watching that Cartier did not want to do that thing. Yeah. Do you think she must just be getting paid quite well? Very well. I like that.

You know what makes me sad about those like videos though? Yeah. I don't think they watch the whole thing. No, they do not. I think they just watch the clips. But like it's framed. Like it kind of is and kind of is. They said they liked to watch.

And now they're not watching the whole thing. No, they're watching little clips. And then probably reading up pre preconceived jokes about those. clips pre-conceived you know i don't think those jokes are preconceived i think there's a combo you think there's got a writer's room well i don't think well i adore think i how many episodes of bluribus are there will there be more than eight i don't think so i think we're almost at the end of the season oh have you watched eight Did you watch eight?

I've watched eight. I watched eight today. And did you like it? I did. It's good. It is so good. I love that show. I love how boring this show is.

Can I say? It's incredible. Slow apocalypse is my new favorite thing. So slow. That's why, don't you think it reminds, doesn't it remind you of like watching an anime where it's like, There's just, the concept is really huge. And then there's just a whole three episode arc where it's like, but remember that time she was trying to get the soda can off the top of the shelf?

Yeah. What do you mean? But, oh, it's, I love it for that. Like, the slow burn just doesn't exist anymore. No. Like, so it's so enjoyable to watch. And the atmosphere of it. Yes.

And it's slow, but it's not boring. No. Like, it's not boring. at all, like when I tried to watch Foundation, thanks Matt. Didn't you like it? That had so much concept and so much packed into every episode and it was so brain-dead boring that I wanted to actually die. So this.

You never told me this until we're on the podcast. How I'm embarrassed. Well, listen, you should be. Don't blame it all on that show. Well, no, I'm embarrassed. Now I am after 200 episodes 120 or whatever else Hasn't shame died for you darling

I remember her It's so good And that woman is so awful I love her It's crazy how This is the new Vince Gilligan Breaking Bad show

That's about a kind of Spoiler alert kind of it's not alien invasion but it's like a world ending event hive mind hive mind takes over humanity yeah except for like one except for 14 people 13 people I also love and like as previously discussed this is something that alien earth got so terribly terribly wrong is that there's a lot of like tension in the show yeah because you really don't know what could happen yeah like the hive mind could maybe snap at any point. Right. Or...

But it never has, but I don't know. Like, if it did, it could like... Things are just... Turn so quickly. And also the way that you you only ever experienced things through, through like, her point of view and the other guy's

point of view. And so it's like, you only ever hear about these massive movings of people through, or like, mass deaths or whatever, through, But you're in the hear about it. And then the rest of the time you're really just seeing the empty streets of Albuquerque. And I find that to be so satisfying in like any like sci-fi where it's like you're forced to imagine all the possibilities and all the things that are happening elsewhere in the world of the show that you're like, what do you mean?

They're just off doing other things. And like we don't know what they're doing at all times. Yeah. And it's all so empty and so vacant. But as soon as something needs to be activated like, turn off. the lights because there's too much like haze in the sky and they all go off yeah meaning those people are out there but the other thing that I love that adds so much atmosphere is that no one talks yes because they share a hive mind they don't need to talk to each other they're all one

yeah kind of so it's dead silent all the time yes it's amazing and just that way yeah and then like the way that they have all the kind of like the way that the coyotes or the wolves come into it I'm like they're so scary yeah because it's like I don't know. I just think you don't need necessarily huge giant monster wildebeest things to come. You just kind of need to remind people that like, yeah, after the lights have been off for X amount of days, there's just no reason for these animals to stay away from like these suburban centers. So they start coming in and they will kill you. Yeah.

Like what? But yeah, and I find her to be like, I just love an angry lesbian. Yeah. And she just holds. yeah so well yeah um like there are this like quite a fabulous like supporting cast but at the end of the day she is like the heart and soul of the show and has such a complex relationship with those other characters oh and also i think the fact that yeah like i think the show isn't afraid of making her look like a complete dickhead yeah like she's not always like got the answers

or like it's just like this stoic like i've got it figured out she's just like a loose unit who is just like sometimes seems like a brat sometimes seems like yeah like competent sometimes it's just like and it's like that's fabulous and that fabulous woman

who plays her surrogate thing yeah yeah oh it's so good oh she's great it's been really really fun also I just love the way they reskin people

for whatever they need them to do so they're just like oh yeah she was in Morocco or whatever but now she's yours yeah like and she just happens to look like the person that you would respond most to. Yes.

It's so fun and just raises so many interesting ideas. Well, I think as well, because we got so used to apocalypse films and TV that are like, and now the world is over and it's extreme. And it's like because the show is not really concerned with like the like tragic, oh how like how much bloodshed would there be at the end of the. the world instead it's this like idea of like it yeah just really force you to like if you took away all the kind of immediacy out of um the apocalypse how can you really think about the isolation the loneliness in a way that feels very pure yeah that doesn't involve like yeah a zombie apocalypse

where you have to like survive as well but instead it's just you are alone and that is like the thing that you're forced to contemplate it's not survival it's like every other need is taking care of except for your spiritual needs like you're kind of yeah yearning for just companionship yeah like engagement and i think it's been terrifying watching people on tictock who are like oh i don't know i think the hive is a great idea and it's selfish of her not to bond with the hive and like i'm sorry we at a point now where human beings are like not sold on the idea of autonomy anymore like humanity's just like yeah we're actually kind of the problem. Let's not be autonomous, free-thinking human beings. Yeah. Just plug us in.

I have not been engaging with TikTok's discourse on this show. Um, but since, I don't know, Instagram for me, I think these things roll out at different timelines, but has like, kind of the user interface has been upgraded again, or change rather. And now like the reels are much more apparent. Yeah. Like on the second little dial. I don't know. For whatever reason this past week, I've been engaging with the reels of the world much more.

I can't actually stand it. It has made me so infuriated. Just like this short form thirst trap content. Like thirst traps are just everywhere. Like it was so obviously like the hot like pottery boys of the world. for a while, not to our local hot pottery boys, but like that as a concept. Yeah. It was like such a thing.

But I now am getting these like thirst trap aquarium like build dude bros. Here's the gravel. I hate it. Well, listen, Zelda, I just want you to know, not everyone is getting. You're like, why is it all first trap? It is. It's like thirst trap for every niche fucking. hobby on the planet i could it be that you're engaging with these things what i don't the only thing

it ever gives me well you need to start curbing your FYP you can search for stuff you know you don't just have to show look at what they yeah i went through once it knew that i was gay i got like a fool who insta insta yeah once it knew that i was gay i went through and was like no no no we're not doing this and i went through and hot long pressed all those videos and said no i don't want to see any more like this on every thirst trap because i was like Like, no, no. I want to see, like, a 50-year-old woman who's just gotten into making miniatures after the death of her mother. Like, please.

Yes. I'm going to do a local art show this weekend, but come with me now while I go to the Kentucky Miniatres Fair. Yes. Like, yes, diva. That is what I want. Well, you need to curb your thumb because you're interacting. It knows that you like. you know thou doth protest too much

it knows you are interacting with these haughty aquarium boys with the BPL I'm watching it right now they all suck you love them you're liking every single post you are I can see you doing it and if you're not you're lingering yeah if you linger more than two seconds

my bestie before he was hit by car oh but you're both models whatever oh anyway God, it makes me angry. What else is going on? We meant to see Lacey's show. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. We did. Give me your reviews. Good. Really good. It was really good. It was a Kath and Kim Christmas Carol. Yes.

Well, you couldn't say that for copyright reasons, right? Oh, Fablake Christmas Cue. Yeah. It was really, like, quite fabulous. Your performance was. Yeah, you were the best. Oh, stop it. You were easily.

Because you brought a lot of lazy to your character, which I thought was really great. Oh, why did you think that? Because I did this voice of the entire. No, like, just because there would be a scene and then suddenly you just pop out from behind like a window or like pop out from behind a bench. And you'd just been hiding, like crouching the whole time. It was good. And I would say, hello, it's me. I did add saying, it's me, Marion, every time I appeared.

Ah. That wasn't in the script? No. But I thought that was really funny. I'm going to make you understand that I'm Marion. Yeah. But also because Marion, Bless, is not the most recognizable character from that show. No.

I would say she's in three episodes of the entire show. So I think that was kind of... I don't even remember what she actually looked like. Now it's just you in my memory of her. That's good. Yes. That's good. And that helps with the level of accuracy required for an impression.

But the actor who plays her is quite famous. Yeah, she's fab. She was in the newsreader. Yeah, she's in, like, she's like one of those icons of that era. Well, yeah, she was a fast-forward diva. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But so fun.

So fun. It was fun. I had a really good time. And it was so lovely to be in, like, a cast and just like as well I think when you're we we everything we've ever done we've done ourselves yeah so it's like

you're the you know script writer and the production designer and da da da and and this was like a weird time to just be like no you're just the actor you just come along and like I didn't have to provide my costume my wig anything yeah except for my fabulous shoes And I just got to pop in and be part of the en son.

Question. Tell me. So your character was wearing a kind of black smock dress. Yes. Were you wearing a corset? No. So were you wearing pads? No.

I hate you. I did two weeks full-time drag. No corset, no pads. Because it was unclockable, but I was thinking, like, if you were wearing one, there's actually no reason to be. Yeah. And I had the best time. Wow. Yeah.

So comfortable. It was so good. It was amazing. That's so good. It was so good. Smock dress, a knitted vest. A gorgeous pig outfit. Once again, no cinch required.

And a lesbian affair. Yeah. And I do, yeah. And so many lesbians came up afterwards and were like, thank you so much. That was fabulous. Like the representation That's quite cute

And I was like Yeah well I think like Yeah In the the show Yeah Marian the narrator Ends up getting with Sharon And they become Sharian

But yeah I think that they did a good job Of never making it feel like it was a joke about Them like Oh wouldn't it be funny of these girls are lesbians But instead it was just like Wouldn't it be absurd if the narrator came into the plot And it was like

Now I want to date One of the Cards Yeah, but it was so good. Yeah. It was really fun. So much fun. Do you think if it had been longer, you would have not grown tired of the show, but just like, the longer, that commitment would have been like, no, no. The girls on that show, like Art Simone and Thomas Jaspers and Lisa Mann and Scott Brennan, they've done 146 shows.

The previous one Yeah 146 shows I see And this It was a new show So I got to like Start a new show with them

Like new script and everything But Think about that Yeah And some of those shows They'd be going into like Ballarat And then they'd be

unpacking the set Doing a light Tech run Doing the show Packing up And then going to the next location All in like 24 hours.

Yeah, wow. Is that not fucking crazy? It's intense. It's not glamorous. It's not a glamorous life. And I think, like, I was so happy to have, like,

a little, like, sojourn in that world and be like, I'm an actress. And then I think at the end of the two-week run, I was like, I've had such a great time. Bye. Bye.

Time to do something else. Yeah. Yeah. It's a lot. But amazing. And there's moments where I, like, would be backstage and I'd be quite tired or something and just start to start,

like have a light association where I would be hearing the same lines again. And I was like, does that make sense? Like, is any of this in English? Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure they'd love to hear that. They were all doing the same thing. It's bad. But yeah, it's so great.

And now I can say that I performed at the Fairfax studio at the Art Center. Yeah. Which is, yeah, as I was saying, a weird thing to put on the bucket list. I love it. The foyer, like, of that space is so hot. Yeah. Like, I've always loved that room or that, like, red carpet, the low ceiling, the dark walls. Carpeted ceilings as well.

It's really good. It's just amazing. And then, yeah, during that whole period, three days ago, was my one-year anniversary. winning track rate I just kept making like to make a video but I'm like boring

I don't have to look for clips I just wanted to go like you know this is the video if I don't end up making it you get to hear it podcast listener so it would be like time for the bell

on me and I can't forget you know that meme sure and then it's like you know eight years ago

you're going to get into drag for a thing it's very important that you do this and then it shows all the clips of everything that happened have you seen that meme

no you know it goes damn put a spell on me and I did Theresa do that is that what I watched Teresa's thing the other day

okay that I saw because Teresa that wig is so incredible Teresa problem Teresa problem. Oh my God. I'm sorry.

It's amazing. Times cast a spell on you. Times cast a spell on. This one. Yeah. Yeah. Would you like to hear some of these options? In your 20s, your best friend will ask if you want to move to San Francisco with her.

It's important that you do. And then it's her hugging her husband. Be the one who walked away. Be the one who broke toxic cycles. Be the one who healed. Be the better person. Okay. One day in your 40s, someone will ask you to freeze your jeans in negative 40 degree weather.

It's very important that you listen. And she's standing next to what looks like ghost pants that are standing up on their own, a family of pants. and tiny little baby pants and it seems like that might be what she went viral for in your early 20s there'll be a boy who loves the idea of your innocence

until he realizes he can't take it it's very important that you run as fast as you can away from him in your 30s your husband will ask you not to take a photo of him setting up the Christmas tree it's important that you do in your 30s

there'll be a plane it's very important you get on that plane. I hate this. In your college years, you'll meet a dirt bag who both makes you feel like the only girl in the world and also most worthless girl in the world. And it's very important that you run as fast as you can for your health and well-being. Probably it will be for life. Time gets to spill on me.

We're recording this episode while enjoying some Ben Buggy Chai. Mm-hmm. The other chat of Ben Buggy. Two years ago Your friend's going to start a podcast with you And it's very important that you do it So you can get free chai I've got to spit on you

Thank you Ben Buggy It's actually quite good Is this more delicious than last time? I think it's been steeped for longer It's a darker deeper brew Because Matt's normally rushing Because we're going to yell at him Yeah

I'll go to get the microphone instead I'll go to get the chai ready Yeah And we say, Matt, me and Zelda would be incredible is the ugly sepsisters in like a pantor version of Cinderella. Ugly? In the panto. Uh-huh.

Going, and Matt could play Cinderella. Cinderella, Cinderella. Yeah. Clean that up. You're not in Washington. Get out of here, Cinderella. Well, you won't have anything to wear. Yeah, I love that.

But it's been a long time since I've seen Cinderella. I actually just listened to the audio book the other day. Ever after. Ever after with Drew Barrymore, the best Cinderella adaptation. I don't think I've seen that one. Oh my God. A fish may love a bird, signore, but where would they live? I suppose it depends what kind of fish and bird.

Well, that's the thing. It's so opposite. They can't live together because he's a prince and she's Cinderella. Cinderella. You know, with Angelica Houston as the evil stepmother. I haven't seen it. Yes. That's hot.

That sounds good. It's incredible. And Richard O'Brien plays an evil duke who tries to buy Cinderella. Buy her. Yes. Wow. From Angelica Houston. Oh, God.

But then Leonardo da Vinci comes to help. Of course. That's fun. It's a great movie. I cry every time. It's so good. Someone. Someone asked me the other day, do I...

No, they didn't. Do I cry easily watching, like, content, like movies and TV shows? And the answer is both like, yes and no, because, like, no. But then, like, I do start crying at... Lord of the Rings. The very first sentences of Lord of the Rings, prologue. So, complex. Yeah, well, you never know what's going to set you off.

Yeah. yeah yeah I like yeah it go for me it really does depend because sometimes it'll be like really quick yeah yeah love crying maybe that's a topic we should do what crying yeah silence with a tear down one cheek silence yeah well that's okay

how is the world and Zelda okay so this week this week list now I posted a

a meme to my story and it had more views and engagement than most other things I've posted

for the entire year which I found quite entertaining because it was quite a silly meme um don't be silly uh regarding an extinct creature not being around for this year's holiday season which ticked me quite

quite a bit um and so too did it tickle all the view it would seem anyway i liked it it was good um but it made me think of a prehistoric style uh reckoning for this planet and like the opening scenes of the land before time there has been some shifts in the tectonic plates platonic plates the platonic plates of this planet

and earthquakes and volcanoes have erupted all around and much unlike Littlefoot's mother everyone's been caught in the turmoil oh yeah but yeah very like 80s 90s style um I don't know Cartoon. Yeah.

Earthquakes and then the world is split apart and there's ravines and volcanoes erupting and it's all over. That's great. Yeah. Quite a bit classic for an apocalypse. But hey, if it worked once before, maybe. Well, also just quickly on laying back into prehistoric, do you know that in season three of the kids TV show that's like Spider-Man and Friends? Oh, yeah. For babies.

Mm-hmm. They're transforming to dinosaurs? Whoa. Spider-Man dinosaurs. Cool. You like that. Kind of. Panda do.

You're being panda too. I don't know. I mean, there's already enough dinosaurs in the MCU to not really need that. Why are they dinosaurs in the movie? Oh, you don't know about Old Lace? What's Old Lace? Old Lace is like one of the... Wait, why did I ask that?

Old Lace is a Bloceraptor. one of the, um, runaway's characters and I, like, there is a runaway's TV show and old lace is in it. That's not canon though. Is it? Yeah. That's in the MCU. Yeah. And then there's, what's the tyrannosaurus rex called? Don't. There's one that's like moon girl and the moon girl and the T-rex, but what is it? Wait, so wait, old lace is always a velociraptor? Yes, it's just a velociraptor. Why are they friends with the velociraptor? So old lace, um, and why? And why does it talk it was called it doesn't talk but it um connects doesn't talk no but it connects just wearing clothes no is it just a why how did it come into it has a like psychic connection

with what is it is it gertie are you fucking out of your mind it has a psychic connection with who is it was it with gertrude yeah yeah um and they called it old lace because of like arsenic and old lace. But I don't know, it was like some science experiment or something, but Gertrude can, like, talk telepathically with it. Oh, dear, me. What a fucking nightmare this world is. It's fun.

I guess. Shut it down. Hang on, let me look up, Moongirl and... Devil dinosaur is the T-Rex. So, you know, like, the dinosaurs are already around. And then there's also the Savage Land. No, the dinosaurs are rodeo back. I can't, I really hope that in this new era of MCU, we go to the Savage Land because that would be so fun.

And we get rogue in like a cunty ripped apart outfit. And we get Sauron, who is like such an outrageous character, half man, half Trenadon. I'm going to send you a photo of Sauron. Sauron. No, Trinadon. Duranadon Oh, you're saying it again Oh my god

Don't double down Can I get a capacio straight up And Duranadon Okay, we'll be right back Goodbye Hello Hello and welcome

Hello and welcome back. After your short break, I hope you've floss your teeth. I hope you've brushed your hairs on your head. How often do you floss your teeth? Every day. You floss every day. You should floss every day. You floss your teeth every single day.

Yes. Morning or night? Night. Every night. Yeah. I mean, not like, you know, if I'm boozed up to, you know, the hilt. Matt, how often do you flush or do? Just the day before I go to the dentist.

Okay, thank you. But it's like you've got to get rid of the gingivitis. I know. Well, I need to be better. Do you bleed when you brush? Never. Oh. See, I used to have really bad gingeritis because I used to bleed every time I brushed.

Bleed when brush. Like when you brush your teeth, your gums bleed. No. And then I dentists was like, it's because the plaque. I mean, like, I don't, my teeth don't have a lot of space between them. So any plaque that gets in there is. is like 127 hours James Franco. Yeah.

And so I have to get up in there with the floss. To cut off the limbs. But it's like a, they're like your, well, how did they explain it? They explained it really well. Like it was like the rose thorn, like that your teeth become like sharp and like stab at your gums.

Anyway, flossing does wonders. I'm going to get better. it's fun and it's so satisfying when you find everything because you've got to go past the gum line as well when you find everything past the gum line so when you're flossing push up into the gum yeah so flush around the tooth slide up you slide up under the tooth under the gum and then pull down because i like get right up there but i'm not then like to me that's the devil because i'm like cutting off the connection between gum and tooth no the root good deep darling because the gum is sitting just over top of the tooth but they're not like

kissing yeah they're not like merged they're not like a sea urchin it's just like a flap of gum yeah but that is so blah blah blah blah but you've got to get under there to help yeah because imagine how satisfying it is when you get up there oh you find like a whole baked bean or something Matt what do you find in yours that's a bit silly Matt I think you're being silly now and our listeners I'm so embarrassed okay I'm so embarrassed can I just I just say, that, like, I know we talked about this on the whole entire episode we did about the year wrapped or whatever, but... Whichever I loved. Did they?

I don't know, no one ever... Yeah, no one said anything about it. I don't know that it really landed. Anyway, it's been so nice lately hearing so much feedback about people enjoying the pod. Oh, how nice. Yeah, like, a lot of little messages and stuff. No one messages and me anything. Well, I'll got a hold.

Can I tell you a story quickly that I heard recently? And I'm going to not say any of the names. But my friends got married. Okay, I'm going to explain this to you. One of them, sweet, nerdy guy. Other one, eccentric creative guy. One of them, Australian. the other one um not from australia right yeah just try and make a little bit more opaque who i'm talking about

right i don't think it matters he's french um they met they had this like you know love affair and then um moved overseas together to do some stuff and so like their relationship was blossoming However, the mother of the Australian who, like, when she found out that he was dating a man, because he'd come out late in life in his, like, 20s, he was like, she was like, oh, well, don't tell your father that you're dating and don't tell any of the family. I'm going to tell them for you,

because I want to, like, make sure that I can be there to take care of them, which is already an ugly thing to say. Yeah. Anyway, so then the time comes, they're going to get married. Okay, so it's in France, and they get married. They have a beautiful time set up. The family of the Australian doesn't come to the wedding. Now I know what you're thinking.

It's Australia to France. Maybe that's too much. Oh, no, I was thinking they're homophobes. Well, yes. They were in France at the time. Oh! Oh, they just said, oh, we're not going to come. Oh.

It's just a bit much. Oh. And then the dad, like the mother was saying, oh, it's because your dad, it's just upsetting. And I don't want to leave him on his own if while we're traveling. Like, so I won't come because it'll be like a bit of an inconvenience. And then the sister, who was also there, who is the same age as him, was like, yeah, I just don't have upset dad by going. Oh, my God. so what what what the hell yeah a seemingly like progressive collingwood couple that used to be hippies

and now have like money and you know whatever yeah and now like and the father was very like i don't know what i did wrong to have a gay son are you kidding you know what you did so to me like The order of events would be. And, like, they have never, now they're spending Christmas for these people, no one's ever, like, confronted it. Oh. But, like, and that's the most infuriating part, is that no one got in trouble. Like, there was no reckoning from the sun.

Because to me, the way it would go is, father, complete right off. Yeah. That's done. We're done. Yeah. Mother, complete right. Like, I would say, like, you need to stop, you, like, you need to stop blaming this on someone else. Like, you're an independent human being and you're my mother.

Yeah. So if you've made your choice, then that's aside with not being minorly inconvenience for having to have a difficult conversation with your partner. So, fuck off. But the real worst fucking human being in that whole situation is the sister. Because to me, if you're of the same era, you have the same upbringing. and wear siblings. Yeah.

Like, it's worse because you know better. Yeah. I would never forgive. No. Ever. Does not forgive. Does not forget. And I don't even care that much about weddings.

But it's like, I care more about the symbol you've just created out of this wedding. Yeah. That would require minimal effort for you to attend, given that you're already in the country. That is crazy. And no one got a talking to. If I meet these people, I might have to say something. Like, you know what I mean? Do you ever feel that when you're like, I know that I have nothing to do with this drama,

but I just want to like, on behalf of gays everywhere, I'd like to say, fuck you. Yeah. Also, when you know, like, if it's a friend or like someone that you know and you know what a, like, good person they are. Yeah. It's like, the sexuality has so little to do with the fact that they are amazing or whatever. Yeah. So how could you let that override, yeah, cooked? Yeah.

It's also just like, it's that weird thing of like, I don't know, men shifting their weight around in that way that seemingly only boomer men can do. I'm like, I don't want to talk about it. I just don't know what I did wrong as a. father and I'm like well you're doing it right now you're completely self-involved you're making it entirely about you you're not even thinking or engaging with the human being that's in front of you you're just still interacting with some idealized version of a child that you were meant to have yeah and apparently all your children were ever meant to be was an extension of your ego because the way you're upset like a fucking baby that something connected to you is gay

is just tragic. Like, grow up. Yeah. Doesn't make you gay just because your son's a fag. It's okay. Anyway. Maybe a little bit.

Yeah, of course. A little bit. Obviously, one only fan's guy who suddenly has ever touched his own dick. He was pretty gay. Pretty gay. Yeah. Pretty gay.

Yeah. Pretty gay. Speaking of people who have completely cooked it, Nick Minard. What the hootin' in a hollering hell? Yeah. We would, well, we. I was trying to think of a way to make this into a topic of something for the bunker.

But I don't know. Which of Nick Minaj's public disgraces? Well, I was going to say, like, now that Nicky Minaj is dead to all of us. Yes. Which I think it's pretty undeniable now. Yeah. Like there were steps along this pathway that, you know, we've all, for the divas sake, being like, you know, different divas along the way, be like, oh, it's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good.

Yeah. Like, she's fine. Yeah. But then it hits a point where she's going out on stage with Erica Kirk under the sparkling lights of the, like, mega, mega, church and she's just like but she's just in the clip where she's like boys be boys yeah it's okay for boys to be boys I love it's so evil how much I love it's okay for boys to be boys be a boy shut up you fucking idiot what are you talking about yeah I as I was watching the clips I was like that wig is so long.

Yeah. Like, I wonder, like, what would the previous owners of that hair have thought? Would they have had a different opinion? How many people's hairs are in that week? That's what I was mostly thinking about because I was trying to not think about the cancellation of one, Nicky Manash. Watch what the fuck happens to her wigs over the next three years. Right. Because they're going to get, because you know, the Republicans don't know how to do hair.

all of those poor Republican women with that peroxide blonde that literally looks like girls next level like whenever the girls of the Playboy Mansion had to go to that one salon where you had to get Hugh Heaveness Marilyn Monroe blonde done to you Yeah And they're fried It's dry

Also the other thing So the widow of Charlie Kirk The assassinated Piece of shit Um She seeing her on screen does things to me because she is just foul

but in such a fabulous way she's so shark-eyed and the way she does her makeup because she does the full tight line in a deep dark black where it's like and she's got these blue Aryan eyes and it's like milky milky skin it's like she's so scary to look That it's incredible.

And she says insane things. But did you see when Nikki was on stage and she was like talking about how hot Donald Trump is? And then she was like, and that downright assassin, J.D. Van. And then realized that she was talking to a man whose husband had just been assassinated this shortly before. And then she's like, oops. She didn't say anything for like three minutes. Yeah, but then the, wait, what's her name? Erica.

Eric, it's like, you know what, it's fine. You're amazing. I know what you meant. I know what you meant. Like, you got to laugh. Yeah. We got to say things. You got to just do what we can do.

Oh, good Lord. Yeah, cooked. I think as well something happening, like, it's something has been happening with Nikki since she kind of fell off. Yeah. But it seems like, like there is definitely allegedly, a lot of drugs involved in what is happening now. Because, like, her co-cow behavior on Twitter

just seems to have become more often. Like, yeah. And it's really fucking annoying because I love Nicky Minaj. I mean, the tracks are fun. Yeah. Like. But not just that she's always been a fun persona. Yes.

Yes. In the pop landscape. And then it was, like, everything has just, like, pancaked onto itself and turned her into, like, what the fuck do you mean? Yeah. And I just don't understand why they want her. Yeah.

Like, there must be layers there that I'm not attuned to. But I'm like, of all spokespeople that you could try to coerce, um, why Nikki Minaj? Well, like, it's the black vote. Yeah. Yeah, but, like, because that's always been kind of the issue with the Republicans is that they're just like, I mean, obviously racist piece of shit, but they just don't have, like, a lot of representation in that space. Even though there are a lot of black Republicans, like, I think the weird thing is, like, when Trump had his first inauguration, God, I think it was. like kid rock and like you know they just like the the celebrity side of republican maga

movement was very light on and it feels like as trump has just like bulldozed literally and figuratively through washington he's become like a little bit more acceptable to like align yourself with and i think that that's like Nikki now is like she's kind of like flopped in in the sense that but she's not like kid rock floppedina she's like she's not washed up no not washed up she could conceivably still have like another massive album yeah um and it's just a bit like ooh and then same with like the Sydney Sweeney stuff where it's like I think a few more of these celebrities are getting a bit more brave to like dip a toe and say like actually maybe I am a Republican yeah maybe I don't need the gays yeah

Yeah, yeah. You're like, oh, go away. It's a wild time. Yeah. Ugh. Um, but none of that really takes away from that stage show that she did for Roman Holiday, where she was dressed as a priest on stage. Roman Holiday!

Yeah, so now that we're never going to talk about her again, until, like, something big happens. Yeah, let's just remember the good times. Well, I love Nikki, like early Nikki All the backstage shenanigans There was like a few clips that were like on YouTube For all time where she's like

When I act like when someone When a man acts out like this It's not a big deal He's just being assertive blah blah When I do it it's suddenly like She's a bitch And I was like That was incredible early Nikki

She spent so much time on Ellen Yeah That was the thing Oh god Yeah Do you have a favourite Nicky Minaj song Um

I love Roman holiday Yeah I love Um Actually I really loved Um What was it on

Um Jesus Christ Let me just figure out It's the It's the one with Eminem and um that wasn't nicke minage that was dido oh you you say yours and i'm going to come back to it well yes i mean roman holiday and roman revenge are hilarious and outrageous i have always enjoyed bees in the trap

bees and the trap and then we had that meme happening at the same time me me me yeah right majesty on um queen with labroth oh yeah yeah um yeah um yeah i don't know she's just always been like fun i hated that um she did like a sample slash remix or whatever with um i think it was with will i am of the oh wow oh i don't know i hate that song of hers i think i listened to all of Pink Friday like over and over and over. Oh yeah. Yeah. It's like the one.

Yeah. This is my last chance. Also, moment for life is so good. In this very moment I'm king. In this very moment I slake a life with the sling. It's so good. Matt, what's your favorite nicking moment? I'm sure you've got so many.

No. The only one that I used to like, was that one Kanye, but that's probably not good either. Well, this is what we're talking about here. We're saying goodbye. Goodbye. It was good in the moment and then like motherfucking monster or whatever it was called. Oh, yeah.

She did like a really good voice on that. I love that um, wait, what's that one? Sorry. It's like a Calvin Harris one or something. I do love it. And the way she's like a vampire in the street in the film.

clip oh i mean we also have to acknowledge um her stuff with ary what's ary gonna do wait her what her with arianda grande yeah side to side and um oh oh about i like a girl like and i don't doodoo and arana's fine no i know but she's going to miss her friend yeah maybe did you think anything of aryana and shir etc at S&L? I watched the episode of S&L. I never watched an episode of S&L. And so good.

Yeah. Like it's a, so the final, so Bowen Yang, gay guy. Yeah. Was leaving S&L after seven years. And then they had Ariana and Cher as the musical. She was so good as the musical guest. She actually like, she did like a. full, like, RuPaul performance, whereas, like, hot dancers and she's just kind of in the middle

going, oh, no, no, no, no. This is incredible. But the finale, the finale sketch for Bowen was he was playing, like, an eggnog salesman at the Atlanta airport, no, somewhere. He was, like, in, like, a lounge, and he's, like, and he's an old man, and it's his last shift just the eggnog salesman at the, like, lounge, the airport lounge. Yeah. And he gets called by his, like, wife, who's also an old lady,

or in a grounding in a wig. And she's like, come home, honey. Like, you've done such a good job. And he's like, yeah, but it's my last shift selling the nog. I just want to make sure I get, like, da-da-da. And then, like, they use the whole thing as just, like, a very thin veil to be like, he says goodbye to people. But then, like, he, they, like, sing a song.

And it's, like, them on split screen. and then like Kenan Thompson who's one of the oldest the oldest serving class members on the show he's like I'll see you later and he's like yeah I will see you later but like it's been nice to have worked with you and then like he turns to camera

and he's like hi like you know like this is my last shift and I know that like not everyone always likes the thing that I have been selling this entire time but for the people who like egg nog like it's been and then he's like choking up and crying and it's so sweet

And then Ariana Grande comes in and hugs him And then Cher comes in and like gives this big beautiful hug And it's like oh baby And they're like standing all together And it was like really lovely But the only issue is That they were singing on that final one And he was so off key

And I was like And you know I think he's got a pretty good voice If it's like Chill Yeah Not if it's an incredibly emotional kind of thing thing yeah oh wow yeah um do we know why he was calling it quits on that show well i think he wanted

to leave and has like you know he's got him and matt rogers are working on their film about burghine um sorry they've bought the the rights to a podcast episode about the science trying to get into the burghine of course wait of who trying to get in the science of trying or like oh right Yeah, how to get into Burghain. And so I think it's probably going to be like a comedic romp. Oh, I see. About two gays trying to get into Bergheim. Can't wait.

You won't watch. No, I'm not. Maybe if it's a bit of thirsty. What? Maybe Zeldon might watch it if it's a bit thirsty. Well, you know, she'll be mad at it. She'll be like, stop being hot. I don't want to see this again.

Oh, you think you're so hot, do you? You think you're sexy with your abs and your beautiful body. I guess no wonder you could get in looking like that. But I haven't watched Heated Rivalry yet. Nor have I. Yeah, I will. Will you? Yeah.

I'm trying to weigh up how mad it will make me or if I'll enjoy it. I can't tell. It'll make you furious. But like, about what? You know? Yeah, you tell me. Yeah. Like, I'm so sick.

of myself. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, Nicky Minaj doesn't get in the bunker. Sorry, Nicky. Actually, this is the episode where we have to say,

you'll never be in the bunker, Nikki. Yeah. Nicky Minaj. Not in the bunker. Not in the bunker. But just quickly, I'll say my last thing. Pills and potions.

That one. And then also her at the water park with Justin Bieber going, but I'll get my eye for Selena. It's one. World Tour. Also, her on the Flawless Remix with Beyonce. Floops.

Yose? We flowless. What else do I like by her? You don't have to remember everything. It's okay. It's okay, now. That vampire one's pretty good. I also liked her yelling at Miley Cyrus.

Have you heard the Miley Cyrus song for Avatar, The Way of Water? Obviously not. Ironage. God. It is one of the most deliriously, but it sounds a bit like... Wait, is there a Miley Navi in the movie? It's called Dreamers One. Oh.

And it's a song that doesn't... Oh, God. Tell me that song doesn't exist You are my whole Oh I get it Because the movie is close back I hate this

Baby when we dream We dream as well Do you think a drag queen Would a park and bark to such a Even through the ash in the sky, I feel like out of ashes, mash up. Yeah. Don't do that to Celine. Celine.

Celine. Saline. You know, she used to say to me, she would say, Celine. Saline. Mama. What do you think about? I love a song for a movie.

Why would the Navi be listening to Miley Cyrus? Her she kind of transcends She's on the earth tree or the Gaia tree or the whatever Whatever it is I have never I've seen I've seen one

Avatar movie Okay And I was having it like a paranoid episode Because I'd had a weed cookie And I was trapped in the IMAX seats that are the devil's look I hate that yeah I hate it

Yeah What do you want to sit on an aisle And be comfortable because you can have easy access But you can't see the fucking screen Like spend the whole time looking at our poor of Sigourney Weaver. Yeah. Or you can sit in the middle, great seat, but then be trapped.

Yeah. For two and a half fucking three hours and 20 minutes. Oh. So have you only seen the first one? No, just the second one. Second one. God. And I was like,

but now that I know there's a Miley Cyrus song in the credits. It's the credit song. What? It's the credit song. Why assume? Where would you put it as what? I don't know. But they have a song made for the movie, but it's like, we're not putting it in the thing.

Yeah, no. It's just so we can win an Academy Award. How did Charlie XX do a Wuthering Heights album? I don't understand what's happened there. She did a song for the new Weathering Heights film. Was it just a song? Yeah. Just like, Saline for Deadpool 2 and Miley for Avatar 3 would seem.

Oh. I think so. Have you listened to it? No. Me neither. They're always bad except when Billy Elish does them. Billy, oh. Well, I mean, a Bond song is great.

Bond song. First, run on the board for old Phineas and Bill. And then, oh my God, the Barbie song. What was I made for? Oh. So good. I thought you meant the, like, the, the, um, Lizzo, like. Everything pink.

or whatever it is. I was like, yeah, I guess that one's okay. I think that's how that song, man. Pink, pink, pink. Good morning, it's pink. Do you know what didn't happen in the show Kath and Kimbert should have? Yeah. They never acknowledged the existence of pink on that show.

But Kath would love pink. Yes. Maybe, like, do you think the, um, kind of the rigging, etc? to have one of y'all flip in in a pink-esque way would blow the budget? Well, I think that they want to do something more extreme next time they, like, go up a level. Oh, my God. But I think you could do a jukebox musical of Kath and Kim with just pink songs. I mean, the target demographic would go wild.

To now. Look me alone. I'm lonely. It used to be a fun house Yeah But now it's filled with evil I don't know I think

If you're letting Nicky go You have to let a new one in And I think you have to let pink in What I think you've got to let pink in Nicky isn't even in the bunker No I mean in your heart And we're not even talking about pink

In your heart Zelda If you're letting pink Like I have a pink shaped Place in my heart And it's filled by Tabitha so Tabitha Tirlington Tabitha coffee Oh yeah

The hairdresser Yeah So But she's not Tabitha's not making new music Pink's making new music I assume somewhere When will it

And When she flies away Twirling Twirling Um Well Tabith's for me The best joke on S&L That got just

You know It's not a very funny show But there was There was a really good joke that just got buried in one line where it was like, I'm in a band. But we got knocked back to perform at the sphere, so now we're just performing at the cube. It's just a building. I like that. Do you think if you went to the, like next time you go to the States, you'll go to the sphere? I don't know. Will we? I assume we'll go. Yeah, we should go. Yeah, if we're there

together, we'll spend 360 USD and go and see the sphere. Hmm. I want to go to the sphere. Have you... I'm sick of being here. I want to go to the sphere. Sphere. Sphere. Sphere. Show me the sphere. Have you...

Are you across that YouTuber? I don't know her name. Help me. Help me. Sophia Nifurant. Sophia Nygaon. Yes. Yes. Yes. I was going to send you her. I've recently discovered her. She makes me a little bit sick, but I like that she has like

light goth vibes. And it's not just for attention because she doesn't lean in. Yeah. But did you see from like maybe 10 months ago? When she went to sphere? No. She went to sphere? She went to sphere. She seems to go everywhere. She flies around. What do you do? Are you mixing together soap or are you traveling? She became famous on mixing together soap. Now she travels with a team. I love her husband. I bet you fucking do. That is a very. Top tier. Anyway, yeah, there was a video of her making her new, like, new, like, warehouse studio, whatever. Have you seen such a thing?

I've seen every video that woman has put out. Oh, my God. I was going to send it. I watched it maybe yesterday. It made me so angry. Because this woman has this, like, has this, like, light, light public goth energy. Like, she always wears kind of, like, black. She has, like, black hair.

and like her chopping board is shaped like a bat. She loves bats. Yeah, which like... The silhouette. I love that. But like, I also... What just came out of you? I don't know, I just dropped a trinket.

She just dropped one of her trinkets. Sorry about that. Where did it come from? It was the mic-court thing. I dropped mine earlier. Oh, but they're so fun to fiddle with while recording. Anyway, um, so like, she has this, like, light energy. Well, dark energy

Well, yeah A light dark Yeah, it's light dark Um Vigar L-I-T-E Yes, she's got vigorous energy Christ

But like that's fine Because it feels genuine It feels earned Yes, it's like That is her kind of interest But she's not like a witch Full stop She's not a witch

But you know Like she That's fine But, holy shit. So I've been watching a few videos, whatever, and then I discover this like warehouse renovation video where she fully guts this like, um, quite large warehouse space to make like a filming studio and somewhere for them to edit and like, she's got a whole team because she's like, all the videos have millions of views. Ugh. Anyway. But then the final result is just the most.

like disgusting like cookie cutter like American renovation show like no taste no personal like no personality just like flat walls but like the kitchen is teal and the splashback is teal and the flooring is teal that's kind of quirky um and oh but then but don't worry the kitchen still has like a bat shaped chopping board because That's her thing. But imagine, like, being Stacey from accounts having to come down there and be like, I can't even cut my bread because it won't fit into the gaps in the fucking... Yes.

But, like, when you've, like, I just... Why is it all so ugly and boring? Because... You don't want to offend anyone. It's also just really hard to... When people do large spaces, I've... You never see a warehouse renovation that looks good. I bet if Christine McConnell renovated a warehouse here would look good

Do you know what Christine would never do? Go to a warehouse. She never even go inside of a warehouse. Although she does have a forklift license. Well, right? Yeah. Oh. Who has a good warehouse from?

I mean, even Trixie's warehouse is a fucking shemozle. But I mean, if I was going to renovate a warehouse, if I was going to renovate a warehouse, it would look like the warehouse from Jumanji. Jumansi? Don't, doesn't the dad work at a shoe warehouse? or something. Oh yeah, that's beautiful that building. Because it's like...

It's a factory. Well, they make shoes. Yeah, but like... Because he invented the sneaker. Yeah. Yeah. But that looks like, you know, you could do a fun... Like, you should lean in to the origins of whatever.

Yeah. But it was just so ugly. I actually could stand it. Like, where they live in America is just like... Endless abyss. But it's like, oh, and we've got a Bucle like couch that has like a slight wave to it and it's beige in color and it's in the purple corner.

They also had, if you recall in that episode of that show, a furniture sponsor. Yes. So they weren't going to get around that. No, but it's like, why didn't you partner with someone who has cool stuff? Compromise. Oh, the whole channel is a compromise. Yeah, but she's a millionaire.

I hate it. And then I saw this other episode where they like mixed all the soup together to make like, Halloween cupcake soaps. And it's like it's just a cupcake soap, but there's a bat shape on the top. And you can't trick me. She teamed up with Simply Neological

to make a special edition collection of nail polishes. Simply Neillogical is a rare gem in this economy. She is just like doing her thing and doesn't need to like compromise. But that's why you should take, her friendship, Christine and Sophia being friends, is, like, that's an endorsement. Have you watched any of that, like, HopeScope? They're, like, pink-haired gal who, like, buys things and then makes videos about all the

things she bought. Oh, no. It makes me sick. My fucking YouTube algorithm is off at the moment. And, you know, you know, those weeks where you stumble into a weird, like, ugly, like, I was taking too many vacations from my regular programming, and I ended up in a fucking corner YouTube that I don't want to be in. I'm like,

I don't give a shit about your Blastoy's clock. I could fucking die. Like, I just watched a lot of, like, Pokemon content. Oh. Like,

just because I was really interested in the era where they were making the first game. And I was like, if you just talk to me about like that moment where they were like, how the fuck do we fit such a large game on such a small device? That is interesting to me. Yeah. I do not give a fucking rat's hole about the.

rest of what happens then. What about a Rotata's hole? I don't like that. What about eradicates hole? Unless it's Pokemon Snap, which I've already gone on the record, it might be the best game ever made. It is a good game. I'm a bunch of Snap.

Yes. What do you mean? That game is so wild. It's good. I'm agreeing. Oh, yeah. It's called being emphatic. Throwing an outside.

Apple, love that. Yeah, but it's like, yeah, we're on a track. Going through these, like, weird 3D worlds, things are going to jump out. Might catch them. What are you going to take? I have a photo. You should get the new one. Do you have a new Pokemon in it?

Probably. I don't want to see that. I hate that. I don't want to see that. I don't want to see that. The way that they look is ugly. Yes. You're correct

I hate those new Pokemon I know That's racist Whoa Specious Okay Bye Nikki Bye

Bye Welcome back, listener. I'm about to break. I'm about to break. So what have we covered, Miley Cyrus having this song on the, the Avatar? Are you excited for four and five?

Avatar? Yeah. No. But I am excited for season two of Netflix, like, Airbend Avatar. I know it was trash. I know. No, you're not.

I know. Stop flying. it's endearing like this the series was okay I'm excited to see Taft have you seen how much his name is not Mortimer but it has something to that effect in it how much like the Ang character

like actor has aged between season one and two no I'm into that it's so funny apparently they kind of like shot seasons two and three together so there won't be such another age gap But this little kid is now a full-ass teenager. Holy shit. And it's very funny because the whole point is that he is a child. Well, it's almost like it works better when it's a cartoon.

Well, there is that. Yeah. So you're not going to go back to Pandora. I will watch Pandora 3 on streaming. I can't go to the cinema for that. I simply cannot. I disliked the first two so much. Like honestly, the only good thing to come out of that entire franchise

other than more money in Sigourney's pocket is Jenny Nichols video on Pandora Land or whatever it is. Like, that is the only good thing to come out of this. Which I have watched now more times, like for the duration of all the episodes. Yes. Just quietly, you know how everyone listening, I'm a massive shill, And I've always said to you, listener, if I ever find myself, like, if I'm, if I'm dogging on something and then one day and I'll put you, like, say I'm like, I hate Crayola crayons. They fucking suck. And then the next week, Creola comes to me, I ask you all to never mention it. Like, it's your job to, like, as a listener of this show, just back me and be like, yeah, no, he's always loved Crayola. And when the episode disappears where I bitch about Crayola, you don't mention it. No, we call you listener, but really we mean secret keeper.

Secret keeper. And I need you to do that for me now again, probably for the first time. This is the first real time that we've run into this issue. Oh, no. What are you about to say? What have you taken down? Do you know the show Alien Earth? Unfortunately, yeah.

You know how much I've always loved that show. Yeah. Well, I'm doing a director's attachment on a film that's shooting. in Melbourne. Yeah. That stars Essie Davis from alieners.

But she was the best part about that show. Her hair was. Oh, fabulous hair. That hair. And we've always loved that hair. She's going to be in it? Yes.

That's, she's the star. Oh. I think I did know that, but I'm hearing it properly now. That isn't what I sound like. Oh. Wow. Yeah.

That's what alien nurse should have sounded like. Alien Earth. Yeah. So if any of you see me out with Essie and say he didn't like alien Earth. But maybe she didn't. I think she's about to go and start shooting season two. No. Well, like maybe I will say to her and she'll just think,

I love how honest you are with me about these things. But like I wouldn't want someone to say, I didn't like that. Hmm. Like when people say they didn't like season two of death to everyone, I was like, shut up. Like, season three is my favorite season. Ah.

What are we end now? Season three. It's season three now. Okay. Who said that about season two? I'm making up a hypothetical. No one would ever say that. But I'm just trying to make myself relatable to Essie.

Yeah, okay. Essie, I've had failures too, allegedly. No one can point them out, of course, but... No, no, but one day. that's fine everything's fine yeah but I'm just giving a heads up to the listener

when they see the press release that lazy Susan is doing an alien earth star doing an attachment on a film he's doing an internship she's one of the new aliens what if you got asked to be on the show I'd be there in a heartbeat

I want to go to alien earth I just don't want to have to watch it as one of the creatures did you see that monster high aliens xenomorph yes I wanted to buy it I've never ever wanted anything

from that high school Me too It's also ugly Yes Sorry Gabriela if you're listening Yeah sorry But no I don't want any of those things But that xenomorph

Cunty high school girl Yeah I want it So there's a doll collectible version of a xenomorph And she's got a big giant head But like I've seen some awful

Homosexuals pulling out Taking off the helmet and pulling her hair out and then restiling it. Ew. And it's like styled up like to fit in the helmet. Oh. I'm like, are you fucking dumb? No, I don't like that.

Ugh. But yeah, I wanted to get that. I did it because I. Yeah. But it was the best thing that was saying. Yeah. Well, that's relief. Well, so I'm, yeah.

Is she like a teacher at the school or she just another student? I don't know. Transfer student. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Mouth in a mouth, it's prom night. Ew. What? Huh. Hmm. Hmm. Anyway. Yeah.

Category is? One moment. Sorry, listener. Okay. Here we're going to decide which shape of ice goes into the bunker. Sorry? No, no, sorry. That was a funny joke.

Obviously, it's sphere. swan swan ice oh flume no do we want to do the

ones that we said or one of the ones from Matt I like Matt's suggestion of compliment yeah which compliment goes into the bunker

that's what we pre-prepared and we will go with now okay so Zelda what's like what do you think do you like

being complimented hmm you know what like not but in I just I find it a bit like awkward like especially the more

genuine it is like give me an example of a compliment that's made you feel awkward have you have you had one? Matt straight in for the jugular I'm

seriously yes I don't know like Oh, bitch, you're looking hot today. No, I think, like, here's the thing. Like, out of drag compliments, no. In drag compliments, yes.

Expected. And I think as time has gone on and as... Like, time is going on? Yeah. Oh, good. I feel like I get less drag compliments. Because, like, it's less of a novelty to everyone. Yeah.

It's like, well, you always look incredible. You always look flawless. The performance is always, blah, blah, blah. So you're becoming mediocre just by the fact that you're just being really consistent. No, no, it's just people are just so bored of repeating themselves. But, no, I love, like, I love drag performance compliments. Yeah. Like, I, um, yeah, like, I, I love putting together, like, stupid little shows that maybe, like, tickle some and confuse most.

but when those some message you afterwards or come up to you afterwards and be like, I can't believe you just did that number or I can't believe I just saw this thing is. I cannot believe you just did that. Thank you. Stop so many compliments.

I can't believe it either. Like I love that. But what are you, in a compliment, what, like if you're going to be compliment, What do you want to be complimented on? I mean, like, obviously things that you put effort into, right? So, I mean, this year, as I have fully become a hermit, like, I've put so much effort into the garden.

So when the neighbors occasionally peek over the fence and say, could you please stop screaming? Oh, the roses are looking nice. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. Don't look at me. Don't look at this. Get out of here.

I live by myself for a reason. Yeah, but I mean, that is a compliment that's like, oh, you're not just acknowledging, like, complimenting an outfit or something is like, well, I had enough taste to put it together. But, like, I didn't design it. I didn't make it. You didn't? Well, it depends. I did make the outfit you're wearing, actually. Oh, my God.

She's wearing a lazy season. Oh, I am too. And you're wearing a hat that I made Yeah, true I'm really just representing today And it's a compliment for us Just fully adorned in our merch today Yeah, yes

Yeah, but I think like something that acknowledges Like, I don't know, time and effort Yeah Is a compliment But there's a scarcity thing It's less, you know, surface level There's a scarcity thing that happened So like I have

like always been like I want to be complimented on the thing that I've put the effort into and like the desired outcome so it's like after drag race like the the main compliment that I receive when people come and meet me at like a meet and greet or whatever like oh your mind you're just such a genius like the stuff you put together was so crazy yeah which is a really lovely kind thing to hear when like you've put a lot of thought into it the thing you want to be wearing. But now that that's been said a lot, I'm like, oh, thank you.

But can't you just say I'm beautiful? You know, you want the thing that you don't have. Yeah. I'm like, I want you to say, wow, you're so funny or something like that. But instead they're just like, so creative. Your mind. Yeah. But it's true.

Yeah, but I want the thing that I don't have. I want to be like, yeah. Now that I've worked hard for that other thing and not focus. on the other thing at all. Oh, God. But I think maybe it's the same. Everyone's just, it's so obvious how beautiful you are. Oh, yeah.

Point out the obvious. Are you all being quiet because you hate me? Or because you take it for granted, how beautiful I am. And then I run out of the dressing room. Yeah. Yeah. That's why I went to that gig the other day dressed as a witch. Just so they reminded.

Yeah. I have range. Did you actually, not to. Yeah. Did you hear backstage when I went out at honcho for my solo that I just had to like stand there while everyone just like applauded because I looked so cunty? Like it was so stupid.

It's amazing. Because I kind of looked like bayonetta and I think everyone was expecting a bayonetta number. But I just had to stand there while everyone was just losing their mind. Oh, that's incredible. That's a compliment. That is a compliment. Just gagged. Just applaud.

Yeah. Applaud, please. That was good. yeah so that's a good compliment my husband's love language is definitely words of affirmation he is like he'll compliment me every single day for our entire relationship

you give him anything back or what do you give him anything back I do but I'm also like I'm pretty like withheld with compliments generally like I only because I feel very like I only compliment when it's like when I have something really specific to say

and it's like I really like this thing blank blank blah blah blah and it has to be specific or else then I just feel like I'm filling the dead air and it's going to mean less when I do have something to say which I like that as a compliment but then I also like just receiving those kind of platitudes so I'm like my standard for other people

is different but I don't think of myself as someone who doesn't compliment things because I do love things and let people know when I love them to the extent that I'll also, like, send a message or an email after I've seen someone's show or something. I'm like, oh, that was so good. You're so amazing. I messaged Thomas after seeing fan legs. Yeah.

To just be like, it was really fat. Yeah, yeah. Like, because it was. Totally. And I was like, is that weird? Like, I don't know. It's a good thing. He really loved that.

Okay. Yeah. Because, yeah, I don't know. It's like, again, you like, wait, what? He didn't say anything back to you. no he did um not a compliment of course

well that's I don't believe in that I don't think people should compliment straight after a compliment it undervalues the compliment absolutely not like if they say I love your outfit thanks yours too you weren't going to say that

yeah fake fake but again when you method though if you really think something's really distracting you or something's really standing out to you

because ugly or weird you just compliment it instead so you can bring attention to it Like if someone's hair Like looks fucking awful You're like I love your hair Your hair's so interesting

Because you just want to talk about it And it's like at least it gets it out in the open Well because then they might say like What this? Are you crazy? I just got attacked by a Air dryer Oh sorry yeah It's so good

That's the ugliest effing bracelet I've ever seen Huh But I'd never do that to you What a god well i i sent you a compliment at the end of your show you did matt that was so lovely i just really liked when you were dressed as a pig a lot of people did it's so funny i think that that might be universally true like i think anyone dressed as a pig yeah like i think there's something

so delightful about seeing a giant pig woman i think what really put that particular costume into a compliment territory was your non-stop broad smile because you were just gleaming the entire time you're in it. It was one of those inflatable. You know, those inflatable. Yeah. Yeah. And that made it extra funny too.

When we're rehearsing the very first time we rehearsed the pig number, which is where everyone's dancing hands and then a pig comes out. I was doing the exact same thing where I was just like doing like an unflinching smile but mouth agape smiling and like eyes like staring to the heavens gleaming the entire time and they're like, why are you doing that? I'm like, I just am so delighted to be in this moment. And I wasn't even wearing the pig outfit at the time. I was just like excited to be spinning around waving my arms. be like, yeah, and then, yeah, it did become the signature of that moment was just doing it. Like, I just was so excited to be that big.

But the thing that I like the best about that whole thing was afterwards, you had a little bit of narration. Yes. So you were still dressed as a pig. You kind of pulled the pig head back a little bit. So your black bob was kind of poking out of its mouth. And then you pulled your hands out of its hooves. and you just had these tiny little hands poking out of these giant inflatable pig arms

and you were holding them like hands together like clasped hands sometimes and then pointing with one and gesturing with another and it looked like it was so strange it was just a pig woman and she had tiny arms or something yeah that is so cute

the magic of theatre yes yeah And there's not many times you get to do that in life. No, well, you can do it whenever you want. It's just not after you get paid for it. That's right. Okay. So we're saying a compliment that is highlighting something that we actually don't like just so we can talk about?

I mean, that is good. But I also like, oh, don't you look good today? Or what, like, putting it on them to like. Do you know what my favorite compliment in the whole world is? Uh-uh. You smell amazing. Oh. I love you smell amazing.

Anyone can smell amazing I mean not everyone But anyone can smell amazing With the right preparation Yeah Like a fragrance combo Where you're wearing deodorant You haven't sweated through your outfit

And it's well layered And it's like And then you've stopped smelling That you're wearing a fragrance But they noticed They know And they say What is that?

You smell amazing I love that compliment That is good That is good Or just standing ovation That's Zelda's favourite Yeah Standing

No words, just clapping But you know I love loud whistler Woo-woo Yeah That's fun I don't understand finger whistle No Where are those people

Yeah I can do like Yeah I've never been out to it either Yeah but that Is this good podcast content? I think this show might be cancelled. Oh my God. Anyway, where are those people? And when do they find out that they're the most important person in the crowd?

And how often do they bust it out? You can't do it too much. If you're married to someone who's a finger whistler, are they doing it at every show you go to? Can I tell you something? about someone that's married. There is this huge Instagram account that got spat up in my thirst trap algorithm.

Ew, we hate that. And it's this, like, hot diva who crochets these, like, different balaclavas of different animals. He popped up. And gets her hot husband to, like, do a little twirl and then do a little animal impersonation.

And I found her when she had, like, a thousand followers. And now... She's famous. That was like a week ago. It won't take me long to find her because it comes up every two seconds. No, I literally have no idea what her account is.

I can't find it. Chicken crochet. She did the chicken crochet. Chicken crochet. Anyway, that I kind of love because it's just so... Like, I love the idea of like, I know my husband's hot.

I know that this is what will make people interested in my, like, bland little beanies. Um, and I'm going to exploit that. And he's down and I'm down. Look at how hot that man is. He's outrageous. My name's lilac cowboy. I made a pink out, uh, palaclava, and then I made my husband model it. But look at that man.

He's outrageous. And he's like a hot artist and she's hot. Everyone's hot. They have this beautiful house and like, Hets. And now she has 9,000 followers. Ha! She's going to go far.

I made a cow balaclapher, and then I made my husband model it. Let's see what the comments are saying about this husband. That's so good, man. This is so cute. Handsome husband. That's you. I think if I can't have a Highland Cow, we need a Highland Cowell. Okay, isn't your comedy show, darling?

I don't know. I just sit an alarm so I don't miss it again. What? Oh, because she's selling them. This is the one. It's getting unbearable. Cute Thailand cow. Okay.

Anyway. He cute. Yeah. He is cute. Your husband is so nice. He models all your creations. Oh, they're both in on it, bitch. Sorry, what?

It's also called a beanie. It's not called the fucking creation, Dever. I hate that. Just like, what, your creations? Girl, get a lot. my new creation actually I love it I'm sorry I just have it

I just had to work through that oh god I just had to work through that in real time oh god I don't know No compliments in the bunker. Look at me getting off, withholding. Yeah.

No, everyone gets a compliment about their hair. Even the baldies. Yeah. And I's can't, maybe. Backhanded compliments. Yeah, I love backhanded compliments. Well delivered. I see you're wearing matching socks today.

That's just, you know, I do, Freya Armani is the queen of the, backhanded compliment the diva from my season because every time i say she's like your makeup looks really good nowadays oh i'm like eat my fucking hall fray armani yeah oh that's good god it's looking really good now oh getting so much better at it yeah fuck you oh let's do that back head and compliments okay backhanded compliments you're going in the bunker yeah get them you smell nice today see that's good welcome back all welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome which breakfast goes into the bunker breakfast neutrogyne well we did cereal oh did we put in nitrogen no I think we put in

crunchy nut oh that's such a good choice of ours yeah but what about breakfast because what okay so today hobbit's breakfast chili scramble yeah yeah how is that i don't like i don't know i think something's having a breakfast at cafes oh you went out yeah oh went out to a cafe it's actually a dog shit cafe but it's like fabulous like it's like it's kind of charming because like the price is a really cheap for like you know it's like a $17 or $18 breakfast and a cafe in 2025 yeah true true but it's all cracked 20 now like you know they kind of they don't use like a sourdough bread they just use like a bread from like a square loaf is the bread hell goes well could be but it's even like less it's just the bakery at coals or like yeah not even bakery like

just the bread aisle. Yeah. But yeah, like, it's that kind of George. But they, and like, the whole thing was good, but I'm just like, I'm getting a bit confused by what's going on on the breakfast menus in Melbourne because it's like 10 things and they're all a bit like, you can have chowadot and have avocado and you can have a scrap. Maybe I'm just not into breakfast food anymore.

You know what I mean? I suppose you've had breakfast a lot. You just had enough of it. What is that meant to mean? Not as much as the other meals those older. True. I've had less breakfast than all the other meals for the rest of my life. Same.

I never missed dinner. I have had less lunch, but coming in low, place. Breakfast. What do you think about people that are so proud because they don't have breakfast? I hate that. Shut up. Shut up.

I did not care. I like. I actually never have breakfast. I'm just not. Shut up. Eating first thing in the morning? Yeah. What do you mean?

Okay. Your body is in trouble. Yeah. Eat some fucking food. Are you not hungry? If your metabolism isn't started by the time you get up, you've got some problems. I just, also, I'm like, like, I could, oh, you're that busy. But also it's like, what are you bragging about?

Yeah. Like, you can eat at whatever time you want. Like, it doesn't mean you're better than me. Yeah. No matter how much you think that. Like, okay. But you know what? Yeah.

One of the big revelations of my life was when I went back to the mother country, the United States of America. and in America, their idea of breakfast is different. They're built different out there. Yeah. Large and in charge. Yes. But the breakfast that you could get was like a cinnamon scroll with icing.

Yeah, it's all sugar. Have breakfast. You're like, what do you mean? Even to the extent that when we were like on tour with the Americans doing the Scream Queen's tour with like Q and Jury and stuff, they were like lazy where do i get a sweet treat for breakfast i want donuts oh god donuts for breakfast yeah wow it's your birthday every day of the week in this country you can have whatever you want i'm near america i do i love a sweet breakfast but it really doesn't last very long it lasts like 20 minutes i can't have a sweet breakfast but i love the idea

your energy just crashes yeah i think like when i go out for branch or whatever and you see the people who get the like fluffy pancakes with like blueberries and ice cream and stuff make it look so good but it doesn't look like breakfast no we're not yeah I don't think there's a time you can have pancakes anymore hmm when could I have pancakes if it's all the time at the pancake parlor hmm it's sad at Scientology and what about pikelets oh that's an afternoon tea all those tiny ones pro proff proffodgies and that's when you go to the market That was the market staple. Yeah, I love poffagees.

Yeah. Well, there was an episode where we talked about those. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Okay. I think my favorite event in breakfast is when you get, okay, actually, on that unnamed vacation I went to that we, that I alluded to last episode. Yeah. We were staying at a hotel where you got breakfast buffet, continental breakfast buffet.

And it became tired. some after a while this lavish buffet of all the different options you could ever want and they have and I could have selected different things every day

I could have a musli one day I was never have a musli absolutely not what I want to have is a big old fucking heap and plate of all the shit mixed on together has browns and

rotate mushrooms that's not continental is that what Continental is just toast fruit tea and coffee and like musley.

What have I been calling continental breakfast this whole time? Maybe hot breakfast. Hot breakfast is like scrambled eggs, beans, mushrooms, sausages, bacon, that sort of stuff. It's like fried tomatoes. And they're all within the silver tins, like the silver pot plates. We have a name for it. It's called a Bay Marie.

It's a buffet. Buffet breakfast. A simple morning meal buffet style of eating pastries, bread, fresh, fruit, yogurt, cereal. It has all that too. No, that's what you're... No, no, no, no, you're right. You've just taught me something. That's a continental breakfast.

Continental Europe, a lighter alternative to the hearty cooked full English breakfast. Yes. Convenience, designed to be easy and inexpensive for hotels to provide. Wow. Complementary. Then why does it cost $35? No, the ones that are best are complimentary. Well, yeah.

Complementary, continental. We did compliments last. section. Yes, my favorite compliment? Complementary. I like, yeah, anyway, so I like my favorite event in the breakfast experiences when you have savory on a plate with like something with maple syrup on it and they all become friends.

And there's a few bites where you're like, you're looking the other way on something that you shouldn't do, which is like a really savory thing, doused in maple syrup. You mean like bacon? Yeah, like, I guess the platonic ideal would be, like, bacon with maple syrup. But, like, the vegetarian version of that. Yeah. Where you're just like, you're not meant to be together, but nobody can see that you're touching. Yeah.

Maple syrup on anything is good. Right, but, like, it's the maple syrup with a bit of pancake, with a bitter beans, with a bit, like, oh, a forbidden menager-tois on this plate of my... I like it. But I didn't intend for these people. I didn't order this. They just came together When I put a plate together

But I only had one plate So I had to put them together And now they're just there They're starting to ooze together Do you feel Do you feel eyes on you When you go up for the second plate? Yes

But if I can Leave one plate Go and get a new plate You might have seen my twin brother Up here before But I'm wearing his shirt backwards I like that I really like camping

and jaffles Jaffles For breakfast Yeah Jaffles for breakfast Jaffles for breakfast When I'd have Tinned spaghetti

And my brother would have baked beans At what time Morning What time in morning Are you hiking? No Crackadorn Just like camping

Like I don't know Nine o'clock Who's starting the fire? My dad My daddy Yeah We'd have juffles With butter

Yeah Yeah, because you'd have to, like, grease the Jaffel Ann with butter. What are you greasing it with? No, butter. Who's bringing the butter? We would have an esky. An esky? Yeah.

You don't call it that anymore, Zelda. Wait, you don't? No. It's a cooler. Oh, my God. Of course you don't. Oh, my God. Drag her!

You call it an innie. Well, they're now the Inuit people. Oh my God Well thank God I haven't been camping in 15 years Yeah you could have really offended Who else would you have been with Oh What?

Your brother? Oh yeah I don't know What do they serve for breakfast at your brother's house? Oh What are we having there? Okay so like toast Toast with wait Did I tell the

Okay so when I say my brothers I try to, I don't know, contribute and, like, let them have a sleep in. So, like, I try to get up early and I'll fix all the kids' breakfast and, like, get everything rolling for the moment. Okay, kids. And thankfully, they often just want toast because it's easy. Wait, do they have a double slatter? Four, four slots in their toaster. Four slots, four pieces of bread.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's a double slutter. Okay, yeah. Um, sorry. Uh, and like peanut butter, Nutella, a delight that I never had as a child. Wait, they get to choose between those two, or they can only have a certain amount of Nutella.

No, they can, like. You can just have Nutella? Yeah. As if there's a fucking child in their right mind that's like, give me peanut butter today. Well, no, they mix it up. But sometimes it's also, um, jam. Not with something I would ever choose. With butter?

Yeah. That's still. I know, but I'm just not really much of a jam. You're not a bread go. Well, that too. But there was a time, last time I stayed there, my niece requested jam. Jam. But she went to jam with tasty cheese, which I thought, you're crazy.

I guess it's like a little chakouterie. Yeah, yeah. And I prepared it. And then it wasn't until my brother, got up and they were also having jam that they, I realized that I had served my niece cranberry sauce on toast and not the raspberry jam that was next to it in the fridge. What's the difference?

But she didn't know a difference, so that's good. It's cranberries, that's delicious. Yeah. She didn't know different. Quite rich for a small breakfast. But yeah, so often toast, sometimes cereal like wheat bicks or whatever. I love wheat bigs. I hate it was so dry.

You don't have that you put milk on. That is so dry. We've already talked about this. You don't talk about this. You don't eat them covered in milk. No. It sounds like you've got a weird thing. Because then what?

Soggy. Yeah, bitch. You got a. No. There's a sweet spot where you put the milk in and there are stills and we've already talked about this. All right. We talked about it a year and a half ago.

So not wheat bigs. No. Not toast. Just a bit boring Well, but you don't like it What about a Chabani flip? That could be breakfast What is that?

Like a yoghut Oh, Yoget Flipside Oh, yeah, yeah Hmm Oh, breakfast Okay

So breakfast Um I like the fully English breakfast But I'm vegetarian So I do the vegetarian Yeah Whatever that is Mushrooms

Yeah Yeah Hash browns Those like Sorted mushroom's pretty good Yeah Like garlic mushrooms

But I'm about to do our annual Boxing Day brunch, which we do at my household for the whole fam. And we get hold off every year for over catering, but don't you want an abundance of things? Don't you want to live life luxuriously with an abundance of things? Yes. So that's all I'm saying. I want to make a lot of things. I want you to enjoy them.

A smorgish board? Yeah. Don't ask her board Of my smorgish board What about French toast I fucking love French toast Like one of my things in uni Was like at a party

Like say we're at Annabelle's house Having a party And we're just like Dancing up a storm And everyone's drunk And there's maybe like You know 30 of us Just like out of our minds

And then it's like It's like one And everyone's like Well there's no food left And I'm like You know what we're doing French toast do a full French toes

Wow It's delicious Your eye functioning Your got like Yeah that's it God people get messy But not me Yeah

I'll never be messy Actually you know what That was pretty funny During the Fountain Lake show Is that we'd be like Getting Ready pre-show Maybe Lisa man we'd be like

Should we have like a little You know glasses sparkling And like Art Simone and Thomas Jasper's like, no, no, no, it's going to throw me off. And I'm like, what are you fucking talking about? It's going to throw you off here? No, I'll just, I won't have my head in the game.

Anyway, so I'm like, okay, well, more for us. Drink, drink, drink. And then get in there. And, like, Art eventually does have, like, one thing of sparkling wine. Yeah. And it does indeed throw her off. Oh, my God. She, like, loses a line here, whatever, like, reaction to her.

Meanwhile, I'm like, oh, no, my brain is finally working. I'm like, and then they're like, what? And I'm like, yeah, I feel like I'm, it only really works after a few drinks. And then I was like telling them how back in the day of Drags to the Game show, there used to be a full bottle of sparkling wine hidden in the audience. And I'd be like, I've got to go, before I start the show, I'm going to just quickly find something. And then pull out this bottle of wine and just drink it throughout the course of the entire show and heckle people. Yes.

And then Zelda, by the end of the room, we'd be like, it's actually better when she drinks. and it was it was yes that's what I'm saying yeah and they were like that's just what she was saying and I was like no

it genuinely yeah it's unfortunate but when I don't drink it's not as good and once we had identified that nothing but five star reviews

and what about crumpets love that no wait it's like skin he made me watch I love crumpets you don't eat that

no I don't eat it but I remember it's humbly bagels are the best honestly I don't know what we're even fucking talking about yeah come on you stupid bitch bagels oh you hate bagels it's crispy no they're fine

but there is a density there that's the fucking point it's a boiled bread yeah but then also because there's so little texture everything slides off We've already got bagels in. Oh, good.

With everything on it. Yeah, this show is terrible. We've ruined this show. This episode's done. Oh, my God. It's what bread was got in, and it's an everything bagel with a tight hole. God, that's good. God, we're hilarious.

I think that was just to make sure the fillings didn't slip out. Oh, my God. Yeah, maybe. No, that's genuinely it. Oh. For breakfast. The other things we put in. that episode was Lindsay Lowen in an orange jumpsuit.

Incredible. That was which Mugshot got in. Yeah, that was good. He also put in what beverage temperature, which was ice cold. Ice cold. Damn straight. So important. So here's a good episode.

But we've already got bagels, so maybe to choose something else. Yeah, no, I think you're right. I think, you know, like, I want the forbidden, forbidden mixing. Yeah. So sweet and savory. A full Ingress breakfast. But accidentally touching your pancakes. Yeah.

Like a Denny's breakfast where it's all almost. Yeah. You can have it all, but all at the same time. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, lock it in. Fun. And that means this week, we have now completed the following task. Nick and Minaj, not in the bunk. Never in the bunker. Never, actually. Yeah. Yeah. Um, the second thing we talked about was compliments. And the compliment is backhanded. Specifically, you smell a lot better than you normally do, something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the forbidden breakfast? A smogish board. A combination that never shall be spoken of, but you secretly

want the forbidden breakfast. I like it. Okay. Too long y'all. Adios. Oh, Merry Christmas. Oh, and good night. I watched the Hogfather. Death every was recorded

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