Death To Everyone - Death To... Soap, Nightwear & What Gets Into The Bunker?

Episode Date: April 14, 2026

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As I learned from the film, The Debb. Rebel Wilson's directorial, The Debb. So did you love it? I couldn't encourage people to see it enough. It is just incredible. Yeah, the Deb. The Deb. Where did you say it?

I went and saw it at Westgarth Cinemas. One of the franchises of the Palace Cinema chain. And that has about two cinema rooms. And they're of good size. And the speakers did justice to the incredible work they did for the Debs. soundtrack. Deb. Deb. Not about Deborah Messing. No. No. But in fact about the debut tom ball. Debutton ball. In a small fictional town. Did, also, my name's Zalam. I'm lazy. This is a death to everyone. Hello, Matt. Matt's sick this week, so we're not allowing him to speak. I'm sick in the

other room. But you've got quite a husky man voice. It's doing wonders. I've got a bit of a nasly voice. I guess I've got that low, when I go low, it's like quite, yeah, husky man voice. Yeah, we could like, yeah, we can make a bit of money on the side. Get your good stuff here. Oh, well, it's ruined. Oh. What kind of good stuff you ask? Yeah, like the B-52's album.

Yes. Good stuff. Anything you desire. Good stuff. Give me some of that good stuff. Okay. You know that song? Got quite a lot to do and quite a small amount of time to do it in.

Wait, I want to interrogate the Deb more. Did you do a Deb? Actually, the Maddie Robarts from the year above me at Sherbrook Community School was so infuriated by the fact that our school would not be normal. And she was like, I've had it with this. Yeah. Anyway, our school was like full of freaks. Burnouts, freaks, losers, hippies, fags. That was the demo.

And there was 120 kids from prep to year 12, cut and dry. There was two sheep's Jake and honey. There was turtles. Turtles? Yeah. There was a lot of things happening at that school, but not a deb, not a formal. But Maddie was so pissed off because she was kind of a cool girl, you know, like to straighten her hair, like to wear lip gloss. and she was surrounded by freaks, losers and weirdos, burnout stoner boys.

And so she said, I've had it up to my tiny supre skirt with this fucking bullshit. We are having a deb and we are functioning like a real school for one night. And this is after I'd left the school, but I did hear the whole story where she had to corral all these freaks, weirders and losers into doing a deb properly. And so she like made everyone do the dances, made everyone pay $120 for the deb so that it could happen at a nice venue. Yeah. Made all the girls wear long gloves.

Made everyone deb it up. Made like the stoner boys get into suits for one night. Yeah. And made her dream come true. Wow. Which I thought that's what the deb should have been about. That's not what the deb is about. Oh.

No. No. That's a shame. Yeah. What's the Deb about? So there's a girl who gets kicked out of her posh private Sydney school. Oh. And her mother, the principal of that school for no reason, sends her off to stay with her brother.

Her brother being her uncle. Uh-huh. So she goes to stay with the uncle in bumfuck nowhere in a small town that as their annual debutanteau ball, which is a respected tradition of the town despite the fact that they're all a bit bogana and that is run by this woman who sows all the deb dresses who's got the fancies for the uncle who is also the mayor of the town

who's just trying to deal with drought relief for the farmer's going on Kenny Kenny the Dunny like plumber from the film Kenny what? Yeah Shane Jacobson One minute You know Kenny

anyway So this hottie-biscotti comes from Sydney. She's a fish out of water, except she's not the regular fish out of water who's like beautician in the beast. Despite the fact that she is a hottie-biscotty, her whole thing is that she's an SJW, social justice warrior, crusading for feminism.

But the way that Rebel Wilson has kind of directed it, it's like she's always just inventing things. She's like, oh, misogyny's terrible, and everyone around her, and the plot kind of keeps confirming this thing of like, she's crazy. Misogyny doesn't exist. She's like, we can't eat that

because of, you know, like we don't wear hats anymore because they're cancelled. It's the sort of line that might come out of her mouth and does. Rebels? No, the character, the posh girl from the Sydney private school.

Oh, right, right. Rebel plays the mother of the villain of the girls' school or whatever. It's not really a school, it's more just the kids in the town. Yeah. Rebel works at her own private business.

She's a beautician. At curl over and dye, but die spelt die, D-Y-E. Okay, that's kind of great. That's great. Curl over and die. Or curl up and die.

Curl up and die. How's that not already taken? Yeah. And she has a mysterious voice that I would describe as Greek. It's a return to a fat pizza kind of lineage. Oh my God.

And she says, oh, hello girls, here we are at Curl Over and Die. I'm going to curl up your hair. I used to really get into the original seasons of Fat Pizza. And it shows. There was a lot of, like, SBS-level nudity and sex in that show. Really? Yeah. Like, Luke, warm.

Yeah. But, like, that really worked for me in that era. Oh, you were into the fat pizza for the plot. No. for the wank bank Wow Those guys were hot

One of them was particularly hot Yeah I think that that might Yeah didn't they even release a movie Yes Oh my And apparently none of them talk to Rebel anymore Because she's crazy Oh

Anyway There is a place called curl up and die Oh Girl Up and Die Another thing that brother is sold In wallet Victoria Oh wow

Wollet Maybe it's made for the show Anyway Anyway sorry What happens? And then, so to try and get the drought relief, Shane Jacobson has tried to call up the Prime Minister, but the Prime Minister is not interested in doing drought release, who's already expended that budget.

And then when the Prime Minister finds out that they're throwing the annual Deb, and it's the 100th year of the Deb, he decides that he's going to come to the town. So now the Deb has even more writing on it. Meanwhile, the feminist girl from Sydney, whose plot vanishes halfway through the film, decides to do a tell-all podcast about her experience there. There's also songs throughout this. And Shane Jacobson has a daughter who dreams of being an engino at the Deb. And that will be a thing that makes her life work and make sense.

But her issue is she's not traditionally beautiful. And she feeds the pigs on the farm. So the two girls kind of... She's the most interesting character so far. Oh, and you'd love her. She cries in every scene. Her eyes are constantly watering. And she disappoints people.

And she's also upset because her mum died and it's incredible. There's like a moment in the film where she's reflecting on the death of her mother and how it's kind of like been really hard for her to have like any kind of sense of her and femininity and like gowns because she's just on this hog farm with her father. And then it like cuts to a picture that she's got framed at the foot of her bed. And it's her sick dying mother in a hospital with no hair and her standing over. over the hospital bed smiling as the picture is taken. Incredible.

I just want you to imagine they could have put any picture in the frame to reference her dead mother. And they're like, well, who was out there taking photos on that day in the hospital room as she lay dying? And then framed it. Julian McMahon is in, isn't it? Well, Julian McMahon comes in at the very end. I think it's one of his last roles. He comes in as the prime minister. But you don't know.

the town hall burns down, which is where they were going to have the deb. So the pressure's on. This feels more complex than I was expecting you to say. Do you know why the town hall burns down? A drought. Because the portly girl from the pig farm gets a makeover by Rebel Wilson. Yeah. And she comes out with a hair old tised in a leather skirt.

Did it curl up and die? Yeah. She got curled up and die. And she's, Rebel gives her a cool cigarette. And then she puts out her cool cigarette in the bin. And then that lights. on fire, almost killing the stern but

timid woman that makes the deb dresses who's trying to crack on to her father, Shea Jacobson. Well, that's the principal. No, no. What? You've become confused. How could I possibly Anyway, so then at the end, the girl, and there's a love interest for the Sydney private school girl as well,

who gets cancelled as well by old school. I thought you were going to say. He gets cancer. They take a photo of her smiling in her hospital gown. Oh my God, the picture is so incredible. It just makes me wish there were more photos getting taken in cancer wards. And people framing these like, there's mum. But then at the end, they have to move the location of the deb.

And it's all this back, you know, towing and throwing about whether they're going to throw the deb. and because once the podcast is revealed to the town and they find out all the nasty things she's been saying about them this supposed SJW who then looks down on them and I'm like if you were genuinely an SJW from the Sydney private school you would be very aware of classism. I may have missed this. Why was she expelled?

Oh, she flashed her class because of the... In the first scene she's infuriated by the standards to which these women are... forced to dress, including the top button rule. Or as in like wearing a uniform? Yeah, but they need to dress in a very conservative way. Well, they go to a private school. Well, that's it.

She's bucking against the system that tries to tell her to contain her body. It's not so much about the uniform. It's about learning a life lesson in. Well, I think that's what she's angry about. She hasn't even lived a life yet. Oh, and she flashes the school to say, we don't need to hide our bodies. We are young women. This is, you know, just because they're objectified by men doesn't mean that they own us.

Yeah, but you can wear whatever you like outside of school, but while you're at school, receiving an education. Receiving an education. There's certain, like, it's not... Instructures. Yeah, but it's not just about the curriculum. You sound like... So much more.

Well... And that's the grander lesson of a strong education. Conform. Yes. It's about conformity. Yes. This is it. She should take to Japan and see the pride in uniform.

Pride in uniform. Here we are. Well, as I, you know, as we learned from Shrobert Community, school you don't need uniforms to have fun and so wait so she flashes who the girls in school her classmates yes she's essay she assays them all she doesn't seem very kind louis c k of the whole school wait so she shows off her tears and then they're like you got to you're out well yes i don't think that's how that would happen what do you mean you'd get a warning i don't know what kind of school you went to wasn't a Sydney private school.

You flash tits and you're out? And her mother was the principal. It's not a good look. She got to set an example. Although, yeah, I think she only gets cancelled after she's cancelled. I think she only gets expelled after she's canceled. Which she learns about on her phone when she's already in the countryside. And everyone's always like, get off your phone girl.

Anyway, they are having it in the shed. Oh, that's good. And then, oh. But the bitchy girl from the school that is Rebel Wilson's daughter comes out as a lesbian. And Rebel Wilson says, I'm so furious that you didn't tell me sooner. Rebel Wilson has the most obscene timing. She's so funny. It's really sad because I fear that like, I mean, this film doesn't make any sense.

But like Rebel Wilson's part in it is really good. It's so Everyone acquits themselves quite well In this film That doesn't make any sense Is she a minor character Kind of and no Okay

Like she should be If Rebel Wilson wasn't editing the film Yeah Yeah But unfortunately She's like left it all in Yeah There was some improvs that Rebel has done

That stayed in Oh wow And you've realised what other directors Had been protecting us from All these years It feels like The main character of the film is not sympathetic.

Like, we don't like her. You swing back and forth, but her motivations certainly are not clear. But then she, by the end of the film, her revelation is, the Deb is a good thing. It's a revelation. The revelation. The Deb is a good thing and she was wrong.

Right? Which seems like, well, that's not true, Ellen, because obviously the Deb is an antiquated, like, giving women away. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Entering society. But like the film feels like very like anti like this girl being an SJW. Yeah.

Like it's like, oh, look at this loser for caring about, I don't know, text notes, feminism. Yeah. Like, oh, what a stupid bitch. Yeah. And then also was like, and she's just making it up anyway. We don't have any issues with misogyny here in the country. We're just real true blue men with our feet in the dirt. Yeah.

So it's really bizarre. And then Julian McMahon arrives in a helicopter and he's the prime minister of Australia. Of Australia. Yeah. And he rocks up and he is like, oh, I'm going to give the town the money and everyone cheers. Drought relief money because of how good the deb is. Sorry. And then the main characteristics.

People say like, what? The money isn't going to stop the drought. What's the money for? Drought relief, darling. What? You know, they can pump in water. They can do a lot to help. farmers, drowns, chicken land.

Anyway, then the main girl who had been like dreaming of going to a dead, but that had been heartbroken to find out that her new cousin, her favorite girl in the world from Sydney, had actually been betraying her and then had gone through the leather skirt phase and come out and realize that she couldn't be mean because she did burn down the town hall and almost killed the woman that was cracking onto her now, her father.

And so she felt guilty. And then that woman shows up at her house with the sewing machine. her mother's sewing machine and they sewed together all the flannel she has into a deb dress because now she's going to go to the deb as herself instead of aspiring to be something else. In a flannelette gown? Imagine this gown. It is tiered flannel. My brain is telling me Westwood, but I don't know that that would be the execution. No, no.

From Westwood to Eastland. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so then Julie McMahon's on stage. He's taken the stage to, you know, announce how excited he is to support the small town. And then you hear the sound of a tractor. And into the miniature tractor drives into the middle of the barn. And it's our girl in her fabulous gown, her gorgeous flannel ground. And she walks up.

And everyone's excited because the town has been saved from ruin. And this woman who just burnt down the town hall shows up in flannel. Yeah. and drives into the middle while the Prime Minister of Australia is making an announcement. She gets up on the stage and stands in front of him and says, thank you. And then sings a song. Oh, I forgot. That was musical.

And then she sings a song which is called, I realized I'm pretty strong. And she still doesn't have a date for the formal at the end of it. And then everyone forgives everyone And then It starts to rain And everyone runs outside During the drought And does a big final song

In the rain Rain on May Exactly What a film It's incredible What would you rate it out of five stars Is it possible to give it a thousand stars Because that

Although Like, it's really, so the Sydney girl, Sydney private school girl, is this stunninger Diva. Actually, both the main girls, incredible. Like, had this film been good, like, their performance, they did such a great job. There's a guy that plays the love interest. Yeah. Who's, like, also a babe and like a young Heath Ledger tone. Yeah, okay.

And it's like, all of these people should have another crack because this is not their fault. Yeah, yeah. What happened to this film? But the main young girl. who's 21 or whatever beautiful beautiful big curly hair she while the film was getting made was with the UK producer of the film right yeah a woman named I don't know Tricia ghost or something and they went swimming in Sydney the woman had like a quite intense reaction to the salt cold salt water oh in the ocean yeah not in a pool okay had a reaction

and needed to go home because she was like so they went back to the hotel. I'm having a reaction. I need to go home. She, like, was having an allergic reaction to the salt water. Yeah, sure. So then she... To salt water.

I don't know. I've never been around salt before. She's British. I don't know. Yeah, true. Then she gets to the hotel room with the actress and she gets into the shower and, like, starts, like, warming up. I think still in her bathers. Wait, are you explaining the scandal to me?

Yeah. Okay, okay. And then she gets in the bath and it's like, I need to warm up. I'm so freezing. And then the... Producer woman. Producer woman. Yeah.

What's the age difference here between Tricia Ghost and D-D? 21 to like, I don't know, 45. Something, yeah. And she gets into the bath and then the actress gets in the bath. Why? To warm up. They're warming up post- They're both cold.

Yeah. Anyway, this actress tells Rebel about that. And it's like, oh, this thing happened. It was pretty funny. We were cold after the beach and the allergic reaction to salt water. Yeah. Yeah. Rebel is like, that's not good enough.

And now the thing that has happened before this is that the producers had denied, well, I don't know what the situation is, but someone had denied Rebels's dream of having a writing credit on the film. Because of all the funny things she added. Oh, the improvs? Yeah. Hang on. Rebel is just directing and acting in this film. She didn't write it. No, it's based up a stage show.

Oh, okay. Yeah. Yep. Okay, yep. Yeah. Why would you get it? Okay, yeah. Anyway.

She wants her writing credit. She doesn't. She gets a credit for additional writing by. God, imagine. Then Rebel hears about this and this Fath situation. Yeah. And it's like there has been serious sexual misconduct by our producer towards our young lead. And then she goes nuclear on this.

Yeah. And starts like going, like she makes a complaint on the actress's behalf. she then goes and talks about it on Instagram live. Mysteriously, she talks about it around the same time that the producers have said they can't premiere the film at the Toronto International Film Festival and Rebel is fuming. And so she's like, well, this woman is like Harvey Weinstein.

Are they not? They didn't premiere, they didn't want it at Toronto because it would be too embarrassing or? I don't know what it was because it's quite a prestigious offer and like a great thing for the film that they like had, would do this and so then the producers I don't know but so many people would see it there well I think at the time they were like this is slammed down oh anyway yeah um then rebel gets sued for defamation yeah by two people oh the producer yeah and the actress oh who are both suing her for lying

about what happened yeah and saying that there was a sexual assault Yeah. Rebel is like, I'm trying to protect you, girlfriend. Oh my God. And the girl is like, do not do that. This is not true. Yeah. You are lying.

Then in the 60 Minutes interview that Rebel did. Because yes. She's like, I don't know what's, like, that girl has clearly been like co-opted by this producer and has been silenced. And I'm just trying to help her. But she's not being helped. And now she's suing me for trying to help her. But she's 21. Yeah.

She would have an agent. Yeah. Also, like, she's an adult. She can do what she'd like. And do you know what you don't do with people who have experienced, like, sexual assault on a film set? Is name them and blow it up on your Instagram. But also, at the time when that would have come out, people, like, unless you knew about the film, like, it wouldn't have been out of context? No one has the context.

would know, oh, you're on set at the moment and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Like, it just would come for the audience of Instagram or whatever would kind of come out of nowhere. Well, yeah, and the, like, and Rebels proof that this girl had been gotten to and corrupted or was like paid off for her silence. Was that she had only gotten one role since filming the deb in a live stage show that was also getting produced by that producer. and then Rebel goes, and she beat out so many real talented actresses. And then the 60 Minutes reporter is like, don't you think the star of your film is talented?

Yeah. She's like, yeah, but like, come on. Oh. What a cunt. What? Imagine if you like, imagine that Rebel actually genuinely believes that there's been a kind of sexual assault. And this woman is like,

this is how I'm helping you. I'm smearing your name all across my Instagram and then telling 60 minutes that I don't think you're talented enough to get us role in a stage show. What the hell? And I mean, of course, that producer would have had a good experience working with this gal and be like, hey, you should go for this role. Oh, yeah. And producing the stage play or whatever.

There's a world in which... Of course, people network. That's how industries work. Also, if two people are not just like saying this is not true, but then going to a lawyer to say, this is the two people that are involved in this situation, the perpetrator and the supposed victim saying this didn't happen in the way that you're doing it. And you clearly have invented this to suit your motives. And then it all comes out that rebel is associated with the PR firm. that had just recently done the Justin Valdoony Blake Lively PR.

So like a smear crisis PR firm that was hired by Justin Baldoni to smear the name of Blake lively in the press. And there's recordings of the head of this crisis PR firm talking about how they're going to get at this producer by inventing shit. So all these mysterious websites appeared claiming that this woman was quote-unquote

the Indian Galane Maxwell who was the woman who perpetrated all the... Wait, Trisha Ghost is Indian? Yeah. Sheik. That's where she got the name, Trisha. I can't remember what her real name is. It's Trisha Ghost.

It's Trisha now. But yeah, crazy. Okay. And then Rebels like, I don't know anything about those websites. I read them because it seemed like they had some good information on them. Oh, my God. So I watched that interview when it came out months ago or whatever, but I didn't have any of the context. I just was like one of those things that it's like, I guess well, I need to see this.

And I remember thinking how fucking crazy it all appeared. But wow. I just like, it is crazy. Allegedly. All of this is alleged. I don't want rebels suing us. No. Thank you.

Or talking about that bath I had with a friend. Yeah. Leave me alone. So occasionally you're going to have bath with your producer. Yeah. Especially if you're freezing cold. I'm allergic to the water. Yeah.

I must get in the bath with you. Okay. And that brings us to the apocalypse this week. I just want to say, I know someone who's in that film actually. Who? One of the pixie cups. Oh my God. I don't know what they are, but I just saw on her social media that she's recording an album here.

Which one is she? Um, she is Danielle, Danielle, one of the pixie cups. Yeah, but how would you describe her? She's got long, orangey brown hair. Okay, yeah. So there's the white girl, there's the Asian girl, and there's the lead girl, who's the mean one. Yeah? Yeah.

I think the lead girl is maybe Stevie Jean. She's another Melvin singer. She is fucking incredible, can I say? Yeah, she's cool as well. It's kind of like the shame of the whole thing is that there's some, like, an incredible looking person who, was just incredible singer. Just amazing. Yeah.

Brianna Bishop is her name. She's making an album at the moment here. Here? Yeah. She's got a very like, yeah, she's got a very kind of like, oh, my brain's turned off, sorry. Doesn't matter.

Keep going. She's cool. She's music. Yeah, she's doing a music. And she's got an incredible curly hair. The one thing I will say about Rebel in the director's chair is that she clearly appreciates curly hair Because a lot of the girls have all their curls out.

They've all been duck to curl up and die. Yeah. True. I didn't even connect that. Just a mane of curly girl here. That's fun. Yeah, we're shot just outside of Castleman. Hmm.

Cool. Cool. Anyway, go and see it while it's in cinemas because it's not showing anywhere else. Apocalypse. Oh, yes. My apocalypse. Yes. A big drought.

No. Oh. Okay. Rebel Wilson Finally rebels from her role as a human being The social norms that once kept her in Czech Have vanished from her hardwaring And she bursts out into the street one day

And she says, that's enough And you know how she's got those giant chomping teeth Yeah Like, and since she's lost that like That weight she's just Now her teeth are just trying to escape her face Yeah And she goes

Just rebel time And she starts chomping. Chomping it. Not to like eat people, but just to maim them. Like spitting out ears and the side of people's cheeks and the viscer of people's neck. She just likes the feeling of biting into something. Yeah. But she doesn't like swallowing it.

No. No, no, no. But then the whole time that she's doing it, she's accusing everyone of being victimized. She's like, I need to help this person. They've just had their neck bitten. And then she bites the next person and is like, it's happened to you as well. Oh my God.

Yeah. So she does it. And it's a very slow end to the world. But she gets everyone. She does eventually get through all people on earth. You know, and people know that she's coming, but there's something like,

you know, something about her that is transfixing. Yes. They're frozen in terror. You can't help but look. You can't help but look. You can't. Maybe she goes for the children and the babies first.

Oh, she would not have an issue with that, I don't think. That reminds me, there's this, one of the, like, American YouTube, like, animal douchebags that I watch. I can't remember if he's in Texas, Ohio or Florida. It doesn't really matter. But he has kangaroos on his property. Two, like, hero ones and then, like, a couple joys or whatever. but his big kangaroo that he's had for years and years and years. Cynthia?

No, it's called The Baby. Da Baby. The baby. The baby. Cute. Has like maybe six months ago, like, I can't remember. I think it fell on a fence or something. It was probably stabbed by one of the other animals.

Stabbed? Because there's like antelope and deer and stuff. Oh, God. And it like ripped through its cheek. So they thought the kangaroo was going to die. Oh my God. But it didn't. And instead it, and it's now healed.

But it's like a beautiful big like red kangaroo. Yeah. But then when it turns, it's just completely missing a cheek. And I mean, I'm not fully a crossword, but it always looks like it's got like grass in its mouth. Because kind of like cows, how they kind of just. just like chew, chew on grass. Kangaroos might be the same. This one would appear to be.

Because it's like just gorgeous kangaroo and then like this fleshy, grassy, toothy cheek. It's so cursed. I don't know about that. And what, you think of rebel when you think of that? Well, just that story that you said. Oh, it wasn't a story. This is a prediction.

Oh, true. Wow. I've seen part of this reality listener and it's grim. Yes. all of us wandering around not be able to keep the food inside of our mouth. Or if you're up to date on Invincible, which I presume most of you are, that incredible beam that shoots through the viltramites

and just leaves them in like gapy, oh, that was so fabulous. This like Raygun lazy that just like shot through and it just like cuts out parts of these like near invincible alien race. So fab. I like that. Yeah. We'll be right back.

Goodbye. Hello and welcome back to our very first category here on death to everyone. Hi. Okay, so the tea is, the tea is girls. Team Rockets Rocket. Zelda. Get back on track. I'm talking trouble.

Big trouble. Gonna follow you. The first category is one that's kind of, um, Like in my mind because of the week that I've had. Which soap? Oh. Which soap gets into the bunker? Now, liquid.

We just recently brought some four bars of Imperial Leather. Oh, God. You know Imperial Leather. It's a salmon colour. Bearing on kind of a tangerine or grape. Wait, is that the one that has like the label on the soap? It's got a sticker. Yeah.

It's got a foiled sticker. It says Imperial leather. That's inevitably going to come off. Leather, leather. You say. Wait, is it Imperial Lather? No, it's leather. Oh, well.

No, look it up. It's 100% leather. Imperial leather. Which I think my nan used to use, which I... Yeah, it's a very old person coated soap. Imperial leather. Yeah, it's Imperial Lever. That packaging is so lazy Susan coded.

That's so you. What the fuck is that supposed to be? That's so you. Okay, so imperial leather is a classic, aromatic and woody scent. First created in the 1700s. 1700s. Characterised by notes of lavender, burgomt, pechouli, and vanilla. Often described as a clean, nostalgic, soapy and warm aroma.

It is known for its lasting, creamy leather and a distinct blend that balances masculine woody undertones with soft, powdery notes. It's very powdery. So the top notes, you'll find the lemon, burgom, lavender. Middle notes, we'll find cedar, patchouli, geranium, and fern. And then the base notes is where the moss, tonka bean, amber, musk, and vanilla. I think it's actually an iconic scent. And I think that because of its association with old people and cheapness, it is written off. but it is such a like well-constructed scent that it just, I don't know.

There's a reason that it lingers in people's memory so strongly. Yeah. It's great. How's the leather? As I read, the incredible long-lasting, creamy leather. Yes, but that's their, you know, spin. What's the truth? The truth is, honestly, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Imperial leather. Yeah. So that's, I just, the bar soap has been ruined as a category. Uh-huh. Because a lot of people, it's polluted. The space is overrun. Uh-huh. Fakers.

Country market fairs. People putting shit on the top of bars of, you know. So you don't want a sprig of, um, rosemary. I don't want to see, yeah. I don't want your shit. Leave the contaminants out. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. I, there's a few issues that I have with bar so when it sits there for so long and it starts to go like mushy on the bottom. That's unfortunate. Because when that doesn't happen, that's great. Also like, I don't know, it's on a little tray with drainage holes, but it's still getting soggy.

That's a shame. Then also at a certain point, oh, now I've actually got like 14 little bar soaps because they were so small and they've all fallen apart. You've got to make a super bar. Yeah, which is that, I. I like, don't get me wrong, when you re-smash the pieces together to create a little, that's good. But it's never truly what.

It's hard to adhere, yes. Then the grime, the grime in wherever you've been keeping it as it gets slowly mushy with the weeks as they go by. It sounds like your issue is with the fact that you're a disgusting pig, not with the soap itself. Then I'm holding. world, darling. But like, okay, so I'm at the basin, perhaps, or the shower. Yeah. Or the trough, as you call it.

Unfortunately, the only place in my house at the moment that I've had a bar of soap is at the trough, but it's the laundry trough, just to cause of clarity. But it's like, okay, so I've got to wet my hands to then pick up the soap. God, when will the injustice end? To then, like, you've got to, like, re-wet the soap to act. I love that part. Oh, I find that quite annoying. She's deep in her slumber.

Suddenly, she's alive once long. No, because like, how long am I working at this for? Well, with a thing like Imperial leather, you're not going to have to work long at all. But then with that, what? Every now and then I'm, oh, that's a bit abrasive. Why is there a sticker on my bar of soap?

Well, eventually it would come off. Yes, but then what? Why, no, I've got a deteriorated sticker in my clean hands. You can have a soap without a sticker. Well, that's it. They do have cans. But there are, you know, yeah. That is more commonplace.

But then you've got a slippery bar of soap because your hands are fucking soapy. Then you have to find a way to get it back in the, you know, holding space. That's why they invented soap on a rope. Yeah. I did love that soap on a rope. Where was I? I was in somewhere in France. And I walked into the bathroom, right?

There was the basin, as you might have. expect. Our old friend the mirror, she's there. And then there was a protrusion from the wall, like a metal bar. And on the end of that metal bar was wedged a soap that was about the size of, like, you know, if I was to start boxing, one of those little boxing things. Oh, yeah. Those little dribble balls. And what you do is rub your hand on the soap that's attached and coming out of the wall. It's incredible. That's good. Yeah, I love it. So anyway, those are my arguments against bar soap, just generally. Okay.

I'm more of a liquid. So you're like, why is there textures that upset me? Yeah. Then liquid soap, that's nice, but there's nothing going on there. Like,

it's, it's going to be a gel. Yeah. You squirt it out. That's very convenient and clean. And then it's gone. So like that feels, like for either hand or body wash,

that feels like it's the clear. practical winery. It has no romance. It has no story. It's all like it's just fragrance. Obviously like they can have different leather and all that stuff. Or like ability to clean or whatever the fuck. But with a bar of soap,

it could have an imprint. It could have a sticker. You could have rosemary on top. You could have a small little plastic toy on the inside. Yes. Yes. But I think a thing with. Yes.

You're talking about it as if like, The pump soap is without sin. Oh, and that's not, yeah. Mama, I could vomit. Oh. I could vomit in my mouth, seeing that scungy dried up, like gluey soap around its mechanism. How does that happen? It's disgusting.

When I squirted it out, it wasn't there, but then when I've come back, there's a gross. And now that build up what? Yeah. And so it's like that bottle looks worse. Yeah. And then when you try to squirt it out and it goes in a weird angle because the trajectory is being blocked. Yeah. And for some reason that aquamarine blue foam spray is going to stay in the wall forever.

Okay, two things. The first very quickly is that hand soap or body wash that is in a pump. But when you squirt it out, it's a foam. Yeah. Oh, like that can't be trusted. That's crazy. Have you seen the Mickey Mouse one? No.

If you like, it's the lid of the, the dispenser of the hand soap is designed in such a way that if you hold your hand directly beneath it as you pump, the foam as you pull away is in the shape of Mickey Mouse. I have seen that. Yeah. I mean, that's a delight, obviously. That's obviously an innovation. But if you have to be touching the dispenser, that's no longer hygienic. And the second thing was, nope, that's gone. The gummy thing?

Yeah, gummy. Gummy. It's what, oh, when you're, when the pump goes in an angle that you're not expecting, whether there's gunk or not, and then you get coated in the spray from the soap. That doesn't happen with a bar of soap. I like the tactile nature of bar of soap. I don't think bar of soap, obviously, bar of soap is not for a public bathroom. Bar of soap is not, I just got off a flight. And now I'm in the airport bathroom and there's a.

Shared bar of soap But I do like it when I'm at someone's house And there's a beautiful bar of soup Because it's like The other thing that I don't like Okay, say you're off pissing and shitting As your what to do I would never

But say you're off pissing and shitting And vomiting on occasion And you come out of that and you're like, Can't wait to wash my hands Right? You have to. to touch the... Yes.

Yes. The, the, let's just make the thing that everyone has to touch. Whereas with the soap, I feel like even though everyone is touching it, the soap is born anew

through cleansing. Yeah. Like the outer layer is washed off. So you're washing the thing that needs to be washed as you're washing your hands. So you both end up clean. Yeah.

Whereas that top of the pump, she's sitting there nasty and never getting any of the benefits of your washing. I don't. I would never normally say something so boring, but if you'll indulge. This week, I've been trying to, when I do the dishes, also every time washing the nozzle of my Morning Fresh. Do you prefer Morning Fresh?

I have no preference. Oh, you don't think about that? No. I hate. Like, it just, like, I hate the luke of that bottle. It's so ugly. They could do with a revamp. It's just like, what white?

Stark white. So white. But then the like thank you one or whatever Oh sure I understand that it's like Looks a little bit better And then there's that other one that like Very she fishy one Yeah

But they actually don't work as good No they do not I'm sorry so it has to be morning fresh No occasionally we do go back to morning fresh Yeah But yeah the vessel is just so hideous But anyway I've been trying to wash that nozzle Because god damn it

That gunk is so like a mean bitch I'm squirting it's squirting it straight out. It's not touching anything. How can there be gunk? Yeah. Who's going to wash the washer? Yeah. I do want to say though the other thing that pisses me off, particularly with the body wash thing, which extends across all soap dispenses, the amount of pressure required to get a soap, an amount of soap that I would say is not enough. like means that you cannot put, like we have like little shower shelves

that are suction copped up onto the tile. You can't put this like 1.25 litre bottle of like, thank you, Bergamont body wash up there because number one, it's just going to come off. But as soon as I try and exert enough pressure to actually get the use of the product,

it's going to like knock down the entire like load bearing bathroom wall. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's the same in the bathroom because it's like even to get the use out of most soaps unless it's like mounted, you have to like dispense it and hold it. Yeah. I just don't like it's not, why is that not easier? Yeah. No, no. Yeah.

And then also it's like with the automatic soap, you're like finally we've invented a technology. Oh, no. And then you're waving your hand around like a crazy person. Hello. And when it does it. And then when it finally doesn't, it's like, you know, wait, I was over here. Yeah.

When we were at Acme today, I tried to wash my hands when I went to the bathroom. Well, everyone asked you to. And it was like, it wasn't for the soap that was just a regular dispenser on the wall. But like the water flow, it's like there was a sensor and it only flowed when you were in front of the sensor. Yeah. But that's not where I ergonomically wanted to put my tall person hands. Yeah. So then I'm stooped over it to activate the water flow.

I hate that. That's not it. The other thing is like I have access to a lot of very bougie bars of soap. In your job at GB, high-fi. Correct. And the selling point of some of these, some of which are priced over $100 Australian dollars, might I add. For a bar of soap.

Jesus. What's in there? So. No, but like what? Yeah, but like, right? Paying for the brand. Saffron? Yeah, but imagine.

But they are beautiful. Colored. They have little like flowers in them and stuff. Yeah, little bits of texture to make it a nice experience, which is all nice or whatever. But the real thing that would, I think, put a consumer over the line to invest in such a thing is the fragrance. Yeah.

And when you smell these objects, piece of that. Beautiful. Oh, very nice. Love that fragrance. Yeah. That's divine. And there's been times where I've come into possession of one of these bothers.

And I'm like, you know what? I'm not really a bar of soap kind of gal, but, you know, here it is being given to me. So I will use it. Also, because my house is old, it has, like, all of these, like, built-in soap holders, which is so cute. Yeah. And I feel, you know, remiss to not use them on occasion. So they have.

One, they go soggy. Fucking annoying. And two, that fragrance lasts for a week. Oh, scammies. And then when you start to use it, because I don't know, the soap is just wet and just, it's all of a sudden. Oh, well, I mean, I spent, oh, well, I mean, I spent,

oh, well, I didn't spend, but in theory, I spent over $100 for this beautifully fragranced bar of soap. And now it's a mushy bowl. sounds like. How? Well, do you not put the soap clothes? Soap close? Yeah, where's your soap clothes?

Shut up. And your volcanic rock that absorbs the water from the soap. You must dry. Like, ridiculous. How does the fragrance not wash? I think a lot of people go through soap a lot fast. You know what I also hate? Speaking of hair dry, you know when it's then been sitting there for a while or it gets

wet and then dry and wet and dry and they start to split? Yes. That's disgusting. That's sad. That is awful. But it makes me want to wash my hands to revitalize her. It does. But I don't want to have an object in my house that stresses me out.

I have enough of those. It sounds like a lot of things stress you out. Everything on this planet. What do you think is the most neutral thing that you don't actually think about? Hmm. Like the stock market or... No, when I think about that, I think... Is that real?

I was actually thinking about this not that long ago. Like, are people actually get waking up? up in the morning and putting on their shirt and their suit and then going to that room that like I've only ever seen in film and TV. Yeah. To like look at things or like you know the app on your phone? Mm. Stocks. Who do people like surely everyone else on the planet just deletes that the moment the moment that they get a new iPhone. I think there are two types of people in this world. The people that do that and the people that don't. What do you mean the people that don't? What? You're looking at the graph? Uh-huh. What does that even mean? Well, listen, I think, I think,

Obviously, it's insane and it's stupid. You have to have money to be. Well, and the thing about it is, you, like nowadays, like back in the day when they were like, you know, on the, what does you call it? The World Exchange or whatever. What is it called? No one knows. No one can know this information. Correct.

Where they'd ring that fabulous bell. There's a bell? Yeah. There was once a bell. Yeah. It still is. And then, I think they ring it when, like, company. go public or something.

But you would genuinely be buying like, you know, stocks in real time and be like, okay, we're going to buy all the oranges coming from Cuba. And then we're going to buy iron ore coming out of China and whatever. And then now it's all automated. And so it's like the stocks are traded at such speed and with no human intervention apart from to be like, this is what we're buying in. And then if it hits this point, sell this. that it's like, no one actually, I don't know,

it doesn't seem to me like there are people actually doing that in real time. Just programs. Yeah, programs trading stuff really speedily. With other programs. Yeah. It's just not my world. I don't understand. So no, that does stress me on, actually.

Okay, well, it's still searching for something mutual. What doesn't stress you out? Obviously, me when I come over. I don't know. I think if I thought about anything, I could, find a way. Find a way to make it stressful. Yeah.

Like I was looking at that chain over there. I was like, no, that's stressful. What happens when they all get caught up together? Well, that chain is for you later. Matt. That's where we keep Zelda. Matt, we've spoken about this. Matt, do you know the chains of which I speak?

You're like backdrop chains? That's my dungeon. No. Mansion master. Okay. Anyway, what I really wanted to get to, though, and I know that it's not the topic, and we'll get there one day. But, God, I hate body lotion.

lotion not soap soap absolutely but like the oily waxy goo no no no like after shower you dry it off people use body lotion

to like hydrate their skin or whatever yeah like a moisturiser no that's crazy that is insane to me that's a fake problem I'm going to stand there like this

like I'm at the airport security check in for the lotion to dry before I put on my clothes is that what it's meant to do set down well it depends but like what who who like you can't put on anything yeah also i mean like i'm my very sensitive skin and when we were gifted one year as part of midsummer i think it was a giant thing of

um body lotion from isop yeah um not just like a tube but like a full oh it was good because that's got to be at least a hundred dollars oh my god yes um but i tried that and then like immediately as we learnt on this podcast actually I realized what is all this new again my skin started to flake and peel and die because of the chemicals in it but so tragic could never absolutely not but also I'm like

I don't think that is doing anything to you well I mean like a moisturiser is gonna do whatever it is or isn't going to do but I just mean like the practical application I don't buy it I think moisturizer has the ability to make your skin gummy I think, however, your skin is generally like on a journey of its own. Like, I think you can do so much.

But then I think at a certain point, we're down to genetics and radiation from the sun. Yes. No, absolutely. But, I mean, if you've got dry skin or, anyway, whatever. But, yeah, people, like, there are people out there who, like, have a shower and then put on body lotion. Yeah. That is insane to me. I think there's a lot of pressure as well on women to be soft.

Yeah supple Yeah Like Yeah Base yourself like the turkey You are fit for the Thanksgiving Parade that is life

Yeah Like It's just too much Yeah I just can't hate that feeling I also hate hand cream For the same reason A hand cream's insane

I don't Then I'm just a grease hand I think I was once again Invented to deter women From being able to do things Men in one year invented hand cream and touch screens. Have fun, ladies. I don't think those things were invented in the same year.

Hand cream and touch screens? Yes. Fine, mirrors. They said, here you go, Cleopatra. But at least with, because like, skincare I use, I try to, you know, stick to my regimen or whatever. But at least my face isn't touching anything, because if it was, then...

So sad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But do you know what I mean? Yes. Yes. And like, ugh, the sensation of like getting into your sheets. Oh, it was cool. My gummy body.

You're like the wet bar of soap at that point. Yes. Just disintegrating. Yeah. It's jelly. But however, love like a little oil. Like, I feel like a good oil will disperse quite quickly and thinly across the skin. I love.

skin oils. Set in. Oh yeah. Whereas like that gummy kind of like petroleum-y. Yeah. Like lotion. Yeah. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.

Yeah. No. What do you think about bubble bath? I'm against bubble bath. I'm a bit of a bath purist. You don't like fun. I don't like fun. Yeah.

But I do like just a pure bath. Just water. Water. What about bath bomb? I've indulged in a bath bomb? Is that a soap? It's probably advertised as one, but let's get real. I mean, I think for kids, absolutely, give them a bath bomb.

That's cool. What happened to those little pillow beads, bath beads? Oh, they're just like slowly melting. They had like the plasticy, shiny out of layer and they were in the shape of like a starfish or a seahorse. And you can stick it to the side. And then you would put in the water, it would release essential oils. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, I remember that. Bring that back. The last bath bomb I bought was in Adelaide when I was there doing a store set up. And it was just like a cheap and cheerful one. But it put me right off. It was just so shit. Who knows? It was like pink color.

Smells funky. Pink. But it just like it wasn't a delight. Like here I was in this gorgeous bath and like drop it in. Oh. And it like kind of fizzed and kind of. And then like didn't fully disintegrate. so I had to like crush it in my hand.

Oh, that's bad. Like, maybe it's a quality issue. Like, maybe if I bought one from Lush or whatever, it would be a bit more of a fun experience. But like, no, if a bath bomb's not going to be an event. Yeah. Just, no. Well, the, um, I got encouraging a pizza bath bomb from Dyso because I was like, that's funny.

What a bizarre product. Yeah. And it's, I was like, does it smell like pizza? In what way is this pizza? Yeah. And so then. Matt, laughs tonight while you're sick.

I can't laugh very hard because otherwise I'll cough. It's good. It's just like, ha ha. No, don't make me laugh any harder. Stop. So it became apparent after a certain point of time that I was like, I don't think he's ever going to use this because he doesn't have baths. So one would think perhaps this is an inconsiderate gift to get your boyfriend.

But then I was like, can I? I just used the pizza bath ball. I have to know. And he was like, yeah, yeah. And then I put it into the water and it smelled delightful. It didn't smell like pizza at all, which was a relief because I was like, this could also be destroying an entire bath experience if it's like pepperoni and materella. And so then it went off and it was like a kind of florally nice scent.

Wait, so it was like a pizza slice or like the full circle? But it had some of the color and the packaging of pizza. It was a ball. Yeah. I don't think Dysos going ham on specialising this stuff. I think they have the bath bomb machine at Dyso HQ. Have you been to the new refurbed Dyso? No.

I went there the other day. I have actually. It's got that dark leather section. Yeah. God, it looks classy. What is happening in here? It is. Anyway, you say.

Anyway, then I was like, this is actually be nice. Have I misjudged ye bath bomb? and then a small plastic pizza slice emerged. Like a toy? A toy. And I was like, oh, fuck. Now I have to buy all five.

To make a little pizza. Because you get a slice in each one. That is cute. And then I read the back of the packet and it was like, oh, you can get mushroom pizza. You can get it like. And I was like, they all have different toppings. Wait, so like how flat? Like a piece of paper?

No, it's like. Like a little toy? Thick. Like the thickness of a. piece of Lego. Yeah. But without the knobs. Yeah.

Wait, so like no little bits for like the... It doesn't clip together. They just sit together. No, but is the surface of the pizza flat? Flat. And just colouring to indicate. Just like UV printed on top. Yeah.

Yeah. How good is that pea pizza from Shore Cross? I haven't had that in quite some time. I'm so hungry right now. Me too. Oh, yeah. The Uber's about five minutes away. Oh, that's going to be so good when we've eaten.

I wonder what kind of species of alien the Uber driver would be in space. Oh, true. We do get all our aliens. Anyway, I think soap is obviously such a varied and exciting topic. I'd love to know the history, but this isn't that podcast. No. Well, it's definitely over 5,000 years old. Soap.

Soap. Soap. God. 5,000? Yeah. Soap 5,000. Now that's the product. They've found pieces of soap that are over 5,000 years old.

And that was just in your house. Get them. Jesus Christ was using bars of soap. I think apparently it's a bit of misnomer. No, because isn't soap a modern invention? Because it was like the basis of modern medicine. Germ theory. The invention of soap.

Yeah. No. The use of soap. The Romans. They were very clean. There was this idea as well. I was listening to this podcast the other day talking about the butt sex. the romans yeah the butt sex

oh the bath sex but sex they were fucking each other in the butt they had to get soap cleaned all the way up inside soap on a rope oh okay what were you saying about a podcast

just that during the black death yeah the event that caused the death of half of Europe um they the the the the the is that, you know, people were quite dirty at the time, quite unclean.

But people apparently were, yeah, quite hygienic relatively. Didn't they used to throw their shit out of a window? No, well, I think that these are the kind of lies that were being told about the 14th century. From a bucket. And they're just pivot out of the window. Yes. No, I don't think that was happening. No, there was definitely a period of time when people thought that it was actually more

hygienic to cover yourself with dirt so bacteria couldn't get into your pores. But that was Steiner's school for you, huh? No. What a delightful joke. I'd love to hear the next one. I feel like that's adjacent to like it's actually cooler in the desert to wear lots of clothes. Get real. I'm so much cooler when I'm not wearing clothes.

More clothes? That's more heat. Are you crazy? Well, go to the desert, darling. Never. Get your speedos out. Speedos. You flip-flops.

Yeah. Okay, so soap. Have you seen those piece of paper soaps? No. You know camping soaps? Yeah. You've seen them? It's like a little tab of paper

that dissolves in your hand as it turns into soap. Yes. And they take them camping so that it's like you're not carrying the weight of a soap. But you've just got a little bit. travel size. So I like honestly, honestly, if I'm being honest, I'd love you to be honest. That seems like stupid. But I love the form factor.

What is the light? Yeah. Oftentimes, if you want to make something ghoule, just say what if it was really flat? Mm. You know? Like that pizza in that bath bomb from Diso. Exactly. The flatter, the more I wanted.

Mm. You know, Oreos, those Oreo slims. Oh, oh, oh, slims. You used to have peppermints, but now you have those Listerine strips. You don't like the strips. I love the strips. I love that tiny little case. I love the case and the satisfying clique.

Yes. How do you get so much of value out of those small little strips? It mustn't have, like I know it was a thing from like 20 years ago. Listerine strips. Yeah. But like why wasn't that replicated by every other company and dominated the market for the rest of time? You can still buy Listern's trips. You can.

But like, it's just the Listerine strips. Listerine strips. Where's like the... Extra spearmint strips. Yes. And where's like the Werther's original strip? And where's the this strip and the that strip? You're so right.

Where is the Werther's strip? Yes. I guess they couldn't do that to the people with Lisp. Sorry, is it? I didn't hear you. I guess Listerine strip is also kind of rude. You give it a go. The Listerine strip.

I want to see this, Jim. That's cruel. Oh, no, it's just observing. That's cruel after we've just had Reese Nicholson produce our show. That's why we're allowed. That's why. We have a friend with a Lisp. Why at Lisp?

Fuck you all. Hmm. Okay, so which soap? Soap. Matt, do you use soap at your home? We got that good 5,000-year-old soap. Yeah. Still hasn't run out.

What kind of soap do you use? I think we've got a mix of bars and... Are you in charge of purchasing the soap in your house? Do you have any kind of involvement in that? No, no. That's the woman's job. Fuck. Yes? No, no, no, list.

Yeah, my wife, my wife. She's all over the soap situation. Well, she seems very clean. Yes. She cleanses me every week. Yeah, give me a bath, get out the back with the hose. The de-lousing soap. Do you know what soap I haven't spoken about, but I would love to.

Please. Wonder soap. What's that? The soap used. Sars, wonder soap. Yeah, Sars, Wonders. Sars. Sars.

Sard. Sars. Sars. Sard virus. Sard. But if you get a stain in a white shirt, Yeah. Honey, don't keep with that Tidestick away, because it's all about the Sard's Wonder soap.

It's a bar of... It's sard. Sards. It's so good. I don't know what's in it. I don't need to know. It's so good. But that's like it's in the Imperial Leather School of Bar Soap that do things.

Oh, like, soap can only go so far. The original, like, can't really be improved upon because, like, it just is what it is. Do you know what I mean? I don't know. I don't know. we just need to stick with a good old bar. Bar of soap. I don't like dove smell, though.

No. There's a lot of soap that I'm like, this is overpowering. I don't know why we've to like landed on the smell for the industrial soap that's in every like public bathroom. That's like that pink goo. What's the smell there? I think the man is arriving without food. Miscellaneous. Clean.

But why, like, obviously we could just not have that smell. Yeah. That's a fragrance they've added on purpose. I prefer pink to a pearl, like a white pearl. The white pearl goo. Yeah. Yeah. At least pink is a delight.

It is funny that they, like, were like pink. Like, why pink? Like, in that random, like, brick bathroom that's, like, exposed to the world that just smells like piss and urinal cakes. Yes. Although, I do love the smell of urinal cake. There's, like, there's a nostalgic, like, beach energy to that room. Yeah. Yeah, totally.

Track and sand in. But yeah, the smell of like a, like the thing you, the only thing is strong enough to cover the smell of Pierce is this like insane, acrid urinal cake smell. Yeah. It's good. And that's the, I mean, that's really it. That's the story of soap. That's soap in a nutshell. Well, I would love soap in a nutshell.

Me too. I'm happy to leave this with you, given that you work at JV. Hi-Fi, you have an expertise. Yeah. You clearly hate soap. I'm going to, the soap that's going in the bunker is 14 pieces of like the remains of previous soap bars that have been smashed together and put into a nutshell. I like that. Yep.

We'll be right back. Welcome back, listener. Hello, listener. I. It is I. Lazy Susan. And me, Zelda Moon. And Zelda's going to tell us the second topic right about now.

Oh. Sorry. I have something else to say first. Go on. And you know what, it'll lead me to a topic, I'm sure. So. Yes. Without?

We needed to source a bathrobe recently for the witchy girls. We were shooting the witchy girls. Yes. And I, like, yeah, was like, well, yeah, sure. We can find a friggin bathrobe. Sounds good. Obviously, the witchie girls are said in the late 2013. early um late 90s early 2000s yeah um very tricky to buy for yes um and we had like you know

obviously the queen of the bathrobe is like the fran dresser fran fine from the nanny kind of bathrobe but that kind of like full chenille kind of quite a high pile high pal bathrobe. And there's a fantasy in your mind when you're looking for vintage items of like, well, go to one-op shop. And it will be there. Yeah, because that's where vintage things live.

Not so. Quite difficult. I went to several. You went to a few, I think. Yes. Yes. They are, no. Also, there seems to be a lot of T-shirts, night shirts.

Yes. But like, maybe we don't have a... a strong enough robe culture. We don't. We don't. Imagine if you were trying to find a cape. Yes. That gets even higher.

Can't get a cape in this country to save your fucking life. No. So that is a shame. And there would be no one to save your life. Because there are no heroes without capes. Correct. But anyway, we settled. Like, I found something that kind of worked.

But you did use the right word there. We settled. Yeah. No, it actually looked great. It looked fine. I definitely settled because the journey that I went through, trying to find a good bathrobe. So, which led me down this road.

So I found the, well, she, so Fran Drescher wore several brands across the many seasons of the nanny. You talk about her like terry toweling robe? It's Chanel. That had love hearts on it. Yes. Is that or one with like, a little coffee cup with like steam coming out or whatever.

But that, um, yeah, that kind of weft or weaving or whatever. Yeah. Is like Chanel. Um, and growing up my dad always had Chanel like pajama pants because he is a,

um, hippie. Oh my God. Um, which whatever was just like, it was kind of haunting to think about how many pairs of those he had. Anyway, um,

but she wore various brands, but like it would appear, at least in the research that I did, the queen was this like club country or it doesn't really matter, but this particular brand. Yeah. And I was like, okay, well, I don't know what it is. Now I can see, like, can I find it on marketplace or eBay or like, what's the, what's posted is going to be like,

why am I doing this so late in the game? Let's just suss it out. Now that I found the queen robe. And then I was like, oh, well, here's their official website. Oh, we're back in production. You too can own an iconic robe from the era, blah, blah, blah. And it's this like LA-based company. And the website just looks so good.

And quite legit, because the website looks like absolute dog shit. Like, it does not look like a front. It looks like a poorly made website. Like, if you went to the Triffin Park. What do you mean? It doesn't look like a front. Well, we'll get there. Because, so if you go to Trifford Park,

Trifford Park is like a carnivorous plant wholesaler in Victoria. And their website is atrocious. Yeah. It is a poorly built, terrible navigation. Web 2.0. Correct. Like, it is so homemade. Yeah.

But that's why it's quite charming. And if you were making a front, you wouldn't make a website like that you would probably make something that looked like it was made on Squarespace because you'd be trying to scammers are so sophisticated I don't know

like it's just weird but anyway drag and drop tools make scamming a breed But this website was kind of trashy But then what didn't fully connect is the website's really bad but then the models in it

look stunning but they don't look so stunning that it's AI, but they're definitely models, and they definitely appear to be wearing the robes. There's also videos of them being like, oh, so this is this one from this collection, and then like the next gal and whatever. So it all like seems fine,

but these robes are priced like probably like, they're all in US dollars. So it's like $350 and up, up to probably like a grand. For a Chanel robe. Yes. But it's like the authentic. style. The real Chanel. Yeah. And when you like put it in, you're like put it in all your

measurements or all this stuff. Oh, what? Yeah. So it's like kind of very custom. Oh, okay. Um, cool, cool, cool, cool. By this point, I'm like, okay, this isn't going to arrive in the eight days that we're shooting in the future or whatever. So like, that's a nice fantasy. Anyway, but I was still like, but you know what? Who else would love a robe like this? My seldom moon would love one of these robes. That's a nice. fabulous. Yeah. I was like, okay.

So cool. Like, not for the witchy girls, but this is something to put a pin in and come back to because like, I love this. I'm so glad. What? I'm just imagining you to be like, I've got to get this costume. We are so late in the game.

I found the name of the original, the nanny name friend. Just thought, manufacturer, oh, it's not going to make it in time. I see. Well, perhaps I'd like a robe

and then instead of solving the costuming issue I spend a short period of time just investigating options for my rope anyway which led me down this rabbit hole of like okay so I went to their Instagram

because I was like there's something slightly like it's just too good to be true I could just pay $350 and have a the nanny named Fran Rep at the Roe the USJ yes Which like obviously I wouldn't fucking do anyway, but still like the fantasy.

Because like we're forever looking for like the arriving at the gig outfit and what's better than a robe. I know. Like I've talked to Serenity Milligan about getting like a rap dress made because it's kind of like a robe. But all that stuff. Yeah. So you know like it's been a long journey. I desperately need something like that. Like right?

Yeah. Like I've been on this journey for quite some time. So anyway. You're so creative. Oh my God. So I'm on the Instagram and I'm like, this is, this doesn't all just check out. And then I start reading some of the comments that are like, this is a scam. This is a scam.

And then I found this like, like Reddit thread that was like, do not buy from this company. You will not receive anything. like I paid $600 for this thing and after months of correspondence like it's never arrived but like repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat. So it's all just a front and they're just scamming people.

Are you sure they're not just a bunch of Cs in the world full of friends? Yeah, maybe. Yeah, maybe. But so that dreamed has died. But while I was on this journey I contacted my friend Angie listener of the pod and supplier of my giant rack bra,

which you'll soon see listener in the Witcher Girls. It's a skim's nipple bra. It's incredible. And because I reached out to a few friends who I thought were like in the world of like potentially owning a rope like this. Yes. Because it's very specific, but I have some very specific friends.

And I was like, Angie, blah, blah, blah. blah, blah, blah, do you have, and if so, would I be able to borrow for this thing? And then I get this reply from and, who like, I love this woman. Like, and she's like, you know what? You're just a few years too late. I had, and I was like, I knew this. She, like, had purchased one, like, 10 years ago, had it, loved it. like and and like it is the one with the love hearts like the exact one wow um and like she was

like yes i know like she was confirming all of these things about the scam she's like cane do not buy from that website like blah blah blah um but like she had sourced one from like eBay or whatever wow and she was like but i had a friend i'm sure she wouldn't mind me saying this but essentially like She had a friend server one night and then like when she went home she was like

wearing the robe and then just like never got the robe back from the friend That's not a friend of mine anymore Wow yeah

So she was like I did have it And I would still have it But I no longer have it So I can't The friend The friend Went home

wearing the rope I think it was like After a big night out Or something She was allergic to the ocean water That's true What do you mean? I don't

She's like Now I'm on the train in a fucking row. But I'm like, oh, we were so close to having that robe, but then so far. So anyway. No, we're Zelda. That's a good one. Yeah.

So which night clothing goes into the bunker? Oh, see, this is good. Pajamas, nighty robe. Long, drapey, clingy, fleecy t-shirt with Tweety butt on it. Long hat? What is that? sleeping hat. Is that a real thing? You mean Ebenezer Scrooge kind of hat?

Yes. I don't know, but that's pretty good. So what do you think? Well, we do currently in the bunker that we've prepared for the apocalypse have everyone walking around with little gas lanterns. Yes. Because we think, that's chic. But that might need to be that. You can't overlook Peter Alexander pajamas, which is important.

I don't think I've ever seen anyone ever wearing. them though. Or wearing them well, they're so ugly. Yeah. It's like the Gorman of pyjamas. Yes. I think, no, Gorman's on a rung higher than Peter Alexander. Because I was looking at Peter Alexander offerings for our options.

But it's all got the fucking disgusting prints on them. And they've all got the, like, stitched in Dushound. I hate the dog. I hate it. You might like your dog. Does that mean the whole brand needs to be this? No. Yeah.

There was one that I was considering, but it had it, like, cooked in. And it was like, that's just actually not happening. There's no way. Yeah. Oh, that's such an issue. I mean, listen, I love a robe. A little shorty robe is so cute. Oh, short robe.

You know, like if I'm, Lucy Lou. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, what about a button up shirt sleeping top pajama? That to me is insane. You're going to sleep on hard plastic buttons on that? Are you sleeping on your front? No, but there's a possibility. Like bodyboarding.

Where are these buttons on the front? Are you talking about wearing like your lover's like business shirt? No. You can get like button up pajamas. Do you mean like a butt flap? No. Not butt flap, Matt. Not butt flap.

Not butt flap. You're talking about like a dot a set. Yeah. But like not a t-shirt top like a buttoned up shirt top. A flannelettes. There is something so cute about like, you know, a little boys and girls going off to bed in those outfits. Yes. Like in Peter Pan or whatever.

Yes. But not to actually wear it in bed. I mean, I've slept naked since I was like 12 years old. You slept naked since you were 12. Yeah. I went from like childhood pajamas, which was probably like that. Yeah. Then like Saturn boxer shorts.

Uh-huh. Which you'll see on the set of the witchie girls. the exact ones. That feels, yeah. To, I don't know where we got it from, but I had this like white, long Ebenezer Scrooge nighty with like, it was white and it had like the kind of 70s like ribbed and it was in navy around the edges of the shirt and the top.

And I wore that. And then I was like, well, this is so freeing. This just like long dress that I wear to sleep as a 13 year old. But then I was like, well, why do we just take it up a notch? And then I would sleep naked, which I've done ever since. And can I ask, say you're invited, I mean, perish the thought, to a slover party. Yeah. Are you wearing your Ebenezer skit?

No. In front of the other boys. No. What are you like, what are you wearing? I mean, I used to sleep at my friend's house all the time. What would I wear? Probably just Yeah

Boxes and a T-shirt Yeah Classy Maybe it was just boxes I don't know Who knows? Who knows And who wants to know

Yeah What's the craziest thing that people are wearing I guess that butt flap thing Like a big red overall Onsy What else will be sleeping in? I mean you know what Yeah

Sleeping bad Some of the most cozy sleeps I've ever had And this is, I don't, I'm not endorsing this But I will say it can be quite cozy Is on those freezing cold nights We're about to head into in the winter here in Melbourne In like a hoodie and just getting into bed And you don't take off any clothes because you're that cold

Yeah, and you just stay fully in your clothes And it's like a disaster When you wake up in the morning But it is so cozy I know of which you speak And it's like This is fabulous Yeah

But you're like It's wrong But that's what makes it so right Yeah Yes Yeah Do you sleep with socks on? No

What are you talking about? No No I can't I like You know my feet My feet can only day in shoes for shifts, you know? Yes.

They're like, you know, and like, like, I think if it's a full day of activities, as it is today, that's at least two, two socks. They've cycled through. Yeah. Yeah. Because it'll be like a daytime sock, which will be like, whatever, whatever has happened during the day. And then I get home and then it's like, got to get the dogs out, let them have a walk around.

And then it'll be night sock. Night sucks. Because, yeah, I don't know. I got, I mean, my TMI, but my family has, well, me and my dad at least, have very stinky, sweaty feet. I want to make great shames. And it was a shame that was instilled for me from such a young age because my dad was like, you're like me.

You're like me. You've got disgusting, smelly feet like me. And I'm like, oh. Yeah. It is true. You have quite a sticky fix. But the thing that makes it fine is that you're so aware. Well, that's...

Awareness is the first step. You know how to engage. You do have to mitigate that one. So you have to immediately take off your shoes, put them outside. Take off your socks, put them outside. But yeah, it's one of my like, like, almost hardwired things. Like even when like traveling or whatever, like in. hotel rooms or whatever.

Yeah. Leave the shoes out in the whole way. Well, I mean, I, like, am similar, I suppose. Like, I, like, yeah, don't sleep with socks on. Because I feel like they just need to breathe. I feel like it's the soggy soap all over again. Yeah. It's like, imagine, like, it can't just be in fabric at all times.

Yeah. It needs to be free. Your feet need to know what the world feels like. Yes. And when I stepped on that bee several months ago, People were like, well, why were you taking the bins out barefoot, which I thought was so strange. You're training for Survivor, obviously. Well, I just want to keep them reinforced.

Yeah, that's it. What if I'm like I'm running away? Yes. Yeah. Isn't that normal? No, I think it's, I think there's a certain perimeter around your home where you should still be like barefoot. Yeah. If you're going, ducking in and out of the house.

Going to the curb. Come on. That's where I live. Come on. Let my feet be free. Yeah. I did feel bad for stepping on that bee, though. Yeah.

Feel bad for my husband who tries to go outside with bare feet into the backyard with his rusted screws and nails. Yeah, no, that's... And obviously, I say, well, your feet should be hearty enough to withstand such things. Especially after this duration of time. But I do feel bad for the poor boy. You know, like Ocean Magnet Detector, what are they called? Metal Detectors? Metal detectors.

Ocean magnet detectors is there more formally now. Good. Is there not like a rod with a really strong magnet that you could purchase to just like sweep around your back of house to like collect all the screws and things? I hope, but why would I want to? Oh, of course. Zelda, why would I want? It's an aesthetic, Zelda. Yeah.

It's a vibe. It's a vibe. True, true, true. Someone's called it my tetan shed the other day. But yeah, no. I mean, obviously, like, they come, it's, you know, I dream of a time. I dream of a time where we can have a gorgeous outdoor dining table. Some low slung festoon lights.

Gorgeous amber glue. Liding up our backyard as our friends chortle over Pinocritio, or Diet Coke in your case. Yeah, we'll think. And perhaps a gorgeous fresh melon-based salad for the summer season. and I dream of that day and no one says my foot has been impaled but that day is still

many moons away Matt what do you sleep in at night I sleep in usually a long sleeve top and boxes really wait what kind of boxes like bonds

like briefs, I guess. Boxer briefs. Boxer briefs. Yeah. Oh, like boys' legs. Not like big long, Tazzy Devil, silky ones,

if that's what you're imagining. It was. I was quite shocked. No, no, no. I need to have some support. That's a lot. When did that happen? Well,

I generally, in the summer, like to have the air conditioner going. Yeah, one of these. So, I like to be warm under the duna with the cold air. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that's pretty good. good. That's pretty good shit. If you can afford it. Well, you might be able to become the environment. Yes, that's right. Well, it's not my response. My friend actually used to always like sleep with a fan going. And then that's been something like because Kurchin's obsessed with airflow. Mm-hmm.

And so that. Crazy. Yeah. There's a lot of stuff about airflow. Oh. But I, yeah, that's a different kettle of fish. We can talk about that later. Which pajamas?

But yes. As a result, we now sleep with a fan during the summer months. Yes, got to keep the air moving. We're at a strap 90. That's cute to be that woman. What do you think about the trend of like the slip dress, like 90 dress, but as a dress? Yes, I like that. Yeah, it's quite chic.

Do you know, there's so few women that can pull that off though. because, you know, the, you could teeter on the line of looking like you've just escaped some sort of facility. Right. But what do you think about Bogan girls wearing ugs and their pajama bottoms and like a slant, slinky little top? Yeah. At like Eastland Shopping Centre. You're describing all of my friends from my childhood. It's pretty cool.

It is. Those girls, untouchable. And just like the confidence. Yeah. Do not care. Yeah. Absolutely. But like actually.

Yeah. It's pretty good. Yeah. God, I hate Ugg boots. Because you wear them. Oh, that's nice. I mean, if you're into walking around on a skin dead sheep. But you're like walking around how plush, how comfortable.

Oh, you've been wearing them for a week? Now they're squashed down, flat, completely unrevivable, and awful. I've never had ugs They're not it Sheepske They're too hot for me That's I could never Yeah

And then when you wear them Like that indentation is present It's kind of like Like Birkenstocks I guess But like you can feel the indentation Between your toes Where like there's still fluff But it's a surfer thing right

Ugs are a surfer thing Yeah Yeah maybe. I thought it was a big surfer thing. I mean, my dad has always had hugs. Because you put on your ugs after you get out of the ocean. What?

Yeah. Is that a thing? What? That's what I'd heard. Thongs. Ugs. Thongs. You put on thongs. Because it's gold.

Gold. You're in the car park. Oh. That's cold. No, I know what you're saying now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I guess. But that to me seems weird.

You get, what, sand and water in them? Water. Water. Have we talked about Andrew Waterpool? Andrew Water Water. No, we should have her on as a guest. We need to have Andrea on the show. Yes.

Okay. Okay, we can set that up. Do you still have her number? Yes. Because she, I know she stopped representing you. She did. But if there's one thing, I know about Andrea. She loved to chat on the phone.

Amazing. tune because I think soon we'll have an episode with Andrea Waterwater. Yeah. Who does still work at Horton and Water? She does, well, it's in the name. Yeah, she's co-owner. Of my dead body. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Yeah. Andrea, if you're listening, we'll speak to you soon. So what pajamas? What pajamas do you think should go into the bunker for everyone to wear at night? What about this? we buy them we buy a set online

and they just never arrive that's the pajamas that go into the yes that's great yeah sorry we really we're hopeful especially for Fran Drescher in the cast

yeah the nanny you might be thinking that she has a wardrobe there which would feature this robe but no don't be stupid that's not what we put in the bunker that time it was just the set of the nanny not the costume department

Yeah, so I think like with the best of intentions, we ordered them for the inhabitants of the bunker. Didn't come in time before the apocalypse. Yeah, I've been emailing and I just haven't heard that much back. Well, perfect. Great. We'll be right back. Yeah. To arrive to every one.

Hello. Hello and welcome back to the final moments of this show. Lazy? Take it away. Well, I have a very important question here for you. So stop coughing. Sorry. Okay.

Yeah. My question is, what? Gets into the bunker? What, what? What gets into the bunker? I wasn't expecting that question. What gets into the bunker? Are you thinking some sort of hand signal that I can't see?

No. No. Matt, answer the question. I don't know. Well, Zeldar you answer the question. What gets into the bunker? What gets into the bunker? We're really running out of ideas.

No! Hey. This is the best one I've ever had. Yeah. What gets into the bunker? Well, gets into the bunker. Okay, honestly, honestly, the first thought that I had was Willie Mammoth Tusk. Oh, my God.

Why? I don't know. At any given time when you see her glazed over expression, she's thinking of what of three things. Pizza pies! Pamela Anderson and her makeup free life. Yeah. And Mammoth's Tuss. The one that got away.

Yeah. Hmm. Katie Perry. No, we try that. Wait, what did that guy say to us? We were getting photographed for the age for the ACME drag week. Yes. Yes.

I think drag strong. But what did he say? There was an astronaut on this stage at ACME. Yes. Because we're asking who the most famous person that he'd be in that room was. Yeah. And he's like, there's an astronaut. We photographed him here.

And then Zelda and I both went, Katie Perry. He didn't get it. He didn't want to get it. No. But some of the Acme stuff that were nearby, I felt them like half smile. Yeah. Smile. By Katie Perry.

Yes. So Zelda, without further ado, what gets into the bunker? Oh, wait, what? What? Oh, you say, lazy. Yeah. What gets into the bunker? I'd like an inner ear piece like Greta Colleen had on eviction nights that just like reads, tells her what's happening.

Yeah. And whoever puts it in their ear in the future, in the apocalyptic bunker, can hear instructions on things they need to do and ways they need to act. Why do you have a thought out answer for this? What do you mean? You had a thought out one as well. Yeah, well. But wouldn't that be so chic? For stabbing someone?

No, for looking at and thinking, how cool. Well, we don't want to confuse the timeline. I hate to confuse the timeline. Do I tell this sad story about this girl in my school who didn't believe in evolution? Oh no. And the science teacher was trying to be inclusive, but actually it turned out to be more damaging, I think, because everyone did presentations about the fossil record. And because her father, who was gay but closeted and had had six children after his conversion therapy,

believed that the dinosaurs will put there, the fossils, as a lie to test Christian faith. So she had to do a presentation about that in our science class. She's probably fine. think she is fine. She does seem to be the most successful person from our school. Really? She's definitely up there, but God damn, in the name of inclusivity, what a cruel thing to force a girl to do with a whole group of hippie kids being like, what the fuck? What would happen when you're, when you were going excursion to science works? Does she walk around going, ah? No, she had a very well-constructed explanation by her father.

for everything that is happening in the atheist world and why it's like a lie. Did I ever show you the book that my friend Tegan gave me years ago, like when I was still in Carlton? She still live in Melbourne. She lives in Queensland now. Oh, good. She bought at an op shop this like dinosaur book for her two sons,

just like, I don't know, like cheap and cheap, a little dinosaur, like kids book. And when she got it home, gives it to them. And they start going through it. And I don't know, at that time, probably one was five and one was two or something. And the older one is like, mommy.

What is this page talking about? And then Tegan starts to have a closer look at the book. And it's like the dinosaur book written by the Catholic Church. And it was like, had all the fun of the dinosaur illustrations, but then was like, and this is why Jesus Christ was here and these guys weren't. Wow. Like, and it, anyway, she ended up giving me that book. I have it at my house.

Oh, she didn't need that with her children? No, she's like, I'm going, she's also a zoologist. Oh. Well, yeah. So she knows about Christ's love. I assume that's part of the job. Yes. My cousin, his wife, has kind of fabulous obsessions.

And one of them was the new, mascot for the Catholic Church. Jesus 2.0. No, it's this little, like, you know how the Olympic Games have a mascot? Yes. The Catholic Church has this new mascot. Get out. What are you talking about?

I need to find a picture of her. Yes, her name's Lucci, or, like, L-U-C-E. Oh, okay. Like Italian in Light. Oh. Is the official cartoon mascot of the Catholic Church for the 2025 Jubilee, designed to connect with young people through anime-inspired pop culture, designed by Toki-Doki founder Simone Legno.

She is a young pilgrim wearing a yellow raincoat, dirty boots, and carrying a staff to symbolize hope, humility, and the spiritual journey. She has large blue eyes, featuring small scallop shells, a traditional pilgrimage symbol with bright blue hair. This creature? Yes. She looks like Ray Ayanami.

And in a raincoat. The best thing is like because my cousin, like my cousin's wife who is Muslim, becomes obsessed with random like topics, she was like, I had to go out and buy all the merchandise possible. Oh. And so she has like a little keychain of her and like a little plush. And she's like, I just think she's so funny. Luce?

It is, um, Toki dokey, which is, yeah, like this. Oh, that is so weird, man. What? She's a pilgrim. Isn't that funny? She also looks like she's wearing the raincoat from dark. She's very cute. I would like to go on a pilgrimage with her and hang out.

Toki Dokey is Italian? Is it? Why do they have an Italian website? Listener, what goes into the bunker? I think we should put Luce. Oh, far out. She's a Catholic pilgrim. anime girl.

I suppose she has to take her pilgrimage all around the world, including the bunger. That's right. So Rebel didn't get a snap out of Luchet? Rebel didn't... What is that sentence? Well, she escaped the apocalypse. Oh, yeah. Well, Luchet, even if she did get bitten, she wouldn't put up with Rebel shit.

True. I think Rebel... Well, is Rebel Christian? I don't think so. She's a lesbian. She's into Disney. Oh. She a lesbian?

Yeah. That is such bad representation for us. No. I feel like, I don't know. I find it so hard because I obviously think that what she's done is quite, it sounds quite reprehensible. But at the same time, I'm like, wow. Fascinating. What a crazy-ass fucking lady.

And she's a lesbian. It's like, I don't know. That's great. Do you know what I mean? I do, I do, I do. I'm like, if she was maybe like 50% more normal, I would not have an interest in her. But now that she's this insane, I'm like,

you're kind of fabulous. Yeah, and also what happens next? And those giant teeth. Oh, my God. Okay, this week, into the bunker we go. The soap will be an amalgam of slivers of lots of soaps brought together. Into a nutshell. At the end of times.

Then, of course, we have the pajamas which never arrived. That's right. The concept of pajamas never arriving. And then for what gets into the bunker, we have Luce, the spirit, light in Italian. I'm going to get told off by that fucking Italian again, aren't I? Who's spoken to our speak pipe? Spoken to the speak pipe? That isn't even, I don't know why.

I said that. Sorry about Zelda. She's not really going to be on the show. But Andrea will be on the show next week. Oh, well. We'll see how her accent checks out. Listener. Sponged to the big, but, but.

I can also do a fairly okay Italian accent, I think. You were telling off Stephanie Joanne Jobinada the other day. Oh, my God, watching those clips from House of Gucci. Because her Italian accent is terrible. Says who? Me? I speak a two of the speak by. No, that was just me being delirious.

I wasn't in time. Yeah, well, until you've proven your credentials in your Bunefides, I don't want to hear shit from you about her gooky outsend. Oh, my God. Listener, we will hear you next week. We won't hear a thing you say. You'll hear us. Goodbye, friend.

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