Death To Everyone - Death To… Spaces, Horses & Pub Meals feat. Space Horse

Episode Date: September 2, 2025

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Turn to everyone Turn to everyone It's special. Mr. Oogie Boogie says there's trouble close at hand. Hi, I'm... I got a gig! Sorry, what was that? Sorry, I got a gig.

You got a gig? Yeah. What do you mean? Tell me. I'm doing the... Are they a bad in October? Zelda! In drag?

Do you want a bur? Yes. Do you want to bur? No need. Thank you, sister. Like a wig. I know a first time in drag can be really intense. And I'm sold a move. And this is death to everyone. Now, listen, listener, this is, are they a bard, which is the D&D event that is being run by Tom Oxnum and Jules Stretch or Mom drag queen.

Drag queen? Mom, drag queen. And you'll be going up against. some comedians who have yet to be announced. Are you allowed to announce any of this? I don't know. You just don't really matter. So keen.

Well, you know what? They made the mistake. Yeah. So, you know, now you get to do it. Anyway, I'm back. Yeah. Yeah. Now, this is a podcast where two celestial goddesses

decide what's going to go into a doomsday bunker that survives the impending apocalypse. That's just in between gigs that they might have. What's it? If you can find the time in your schedule. When was that gig again? What? October.

Yeah. Clean out. that calendar, darling. And then we are driven around through the celestial void while we make our decisions by our space car driver

Matt cheers. That's me. What happened to honka honker? I've run out of horns. Give me a honka honka honka. A huger! No, I didn't say that. A honga, honka.

Crazy. Yeah. You liked the horn bit? Do you prefer Matt saying, Hey. Yes. like purple pingers or something

like, hello. Everyone. It's more of my personality to say that. Well, I also have a gig. I'm going to be a judge on Drag Race Down Under versus the world. So we're both doing great things. So, yeah.

There's not much I can say, obviously. NDA, NDA, NDA. But, you know, it's been, I can't believe that they posted that like, well, get ready girls. Lazy Susan, the job. judge on this show um but it's good it's very good it's good um so where like whatever may happen next uh i hope that i am a good fair judge and that you stay grounded and humble no not that

never that your ego explodes like a dying star that's right i think you can't help but observe what's presented exactly and oh my god though, it's so, like, it's hard to do that when you're aware that people know what your drag looks like sometimes. Do you know what I mean? Like, I'll be looking at the most beautiful woman and be like, I can see a seam. And they're like, was this you? And then they show a picture of like a raccoon in a trash bin. And they're like, was this you like winning the show just three days ago? And like, oh yeah, sorry. I actually, I'm going to go and set myself on fire. Well, at least if you know all your weaknesses, then they can't hurt you.

That's right. It could just be really defensive. Now, I know. No, I don't know where you'd get an example of defensiveness from. Not here. Not in this show. No. Okay.

But anyway, in aid to our quest to find these things, sometimes we invite near mortals to the celestial void. Yes. Through the vacuum of space they come to record with us. And today we have done such a thing. We have invited the incredible, indomitable powers of Sydney drag icon spacehorse. Hi. You can speak now.

Oh, my God, that was so scary. Reveal yourself. Oh, my God. I needed to cough for like what? A minute then, but I've never needed to cough ever in my life before that moment. That was so scary. Hi. It's just trying to humanize yourself to the audience.

Yeah, yeah, totally. I'm just like you. Now, for the uninitiated, Do you want to just give a little bit of your, what's your M.O? My M.O. I'm a drag queen, apparently. And yeah, I'm from Sydney and I do some drag. And that's like it. So why are you here? Why am I here? Why am I here? Why am I in Melbourne? Oh, I'm here so that nobody can ask me to do drag while I'm in Sydney and I'll say yes. Do you know what I mean? Oh, because you were saying the other day. I'm like a chronic. You say yes too much. Like, why not? And

then I get to the day off and I'm like, I'd rather die. then go there. So here I can't be, I can't be asked. Yeah, it is funny that like there's no, I think about after the first six months, the love of the thing dies.

Totally. And then the only thing you love about drag is a, like maybe getting booked is a thrill. Oh, and you forget, you're like, oh, money,

amazing. And then like, you forget, like, you have to take the steps in order to like earn that money. And that is like, I don't know, like,

if soul crushing is like the right word, but like definitely adjacent. It's crushing a lot of things. Yeah. And crashing. Yeah, for sure. Without saying yes to the gig and doing the gig, you don't get that incredible feeling of getting home from the gig.

That is so true. And that is like top 10 feelings ever getting out of drag. Like, holy molly. It is so good. Except I can never decide. Maybe you two can help. When you get home and you've ordered food. Okay.

Oh my God. I love this question. Do you like take your makeup off before you commence eating or do you just have to like... Zelda, what do you do? I, like, taking my makeup off, I hate so much because it just, it takes so long and I just, like, I just can't stand it. So, like, the second I get home, I start that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it just must be gone.

Otherwise, I can't, I can't relax. The de-lousing must begin. Yeah, oh, boots. Yeah, I take it off straight away, but it's quite quick for me. I don't know. I've just, like, committed to a lot. Well, you barely wear any makeup. Yeah, I know, girl.

Like, it's just, like, one wife and it's gone. But I've committed to a life of having a disgusting feral shower Because I use like I'll use I'll use oil in the shower Yeah, right, don't tell your drains Don't tell my landlord Oh yeah Wait, you're not meant to put oil down the drain Oh bitch, you got some surprises coming

What's that thing? What? Yeah, fatberg It creates a fatberg Which is like a big oil slick Mixed with like toilet paper and tampons Because the oil Yeah, fatberg, the house

So you imagine like when the oil runs through the pipe And the water departs, the oil residue stays behind. Yeah, it makes it all slippery, I appreciate. And then that oil can't then be emulsified again by just, like, water. What if I put down past a water that emulsifies quite well with? No, because it's got to be quite hot for the water. And then it just keeps adding and adding until eventually it becomes like a thick, it's sickening.

Solid oil. Girl, the fatberg under my house, specifically. I live with two other drag queens. The fatberg under my house. that Stanmore Fatberg We're working on it So when we leave We can be like

Oh that was our fatberg Well we our house is actually being like Because we have roots in the pipes out of the back And blah blah And we Like I'm not laying the blame But my old classmates did like to fry a lot

And so there was There was a lot of oil that did end up In the pipes And so That's totally our problem too We just fry a lot It's not the, you know, like... It's not the, you know, 400 liters of TV pasting.

I mean, I could also, yeah, definitely take some of the blame for my coconut oil. No, you don't wear enough makeup for that job. Exactly. You're fine. All types of oil? All types of oil. All types, yeah. But anyway, like, that's how I get it off.

I get straight in the shower, oil over the face, and it's like a two-minute process getting it off. What kind of oil? I am a baby oil girl. Baby oil. That's so Hugh Hefner. It is a bit. Totally. Isn't baby oil really, like, carcinogenic?

Is it? If you fry with it. Oh, shit. That's why I was making all of my food. Which one's cancer and which ones block your pores? Carcinogenic is cancer. Shit. What's block your pores?

I would know I don't have them. I don't even, oh, well, fuck. I don't know. It's all bad by all reports. There's a fatberg and cancer. Whatever. I thought it was like choose one, choose your own adventure. But apparently I'm getting both.

But, yeah, the smell that would emanate from our outdoor, like, up pipe was quite intense because it would be Fatburg, Fatburg Island. Fatberg. Cooking oils. And then I'd have to get one of those plumbing snakes and run it down there and like... Plumbing snake? You know, like a large quailed spring that you put down your pipes in order to uncloglum. I just...

There's a whole new world for Zelda. I learned something new, you know. But comodogenic Blocks is something that blocks Blocks pores. Everything blocks pores. Yeah. Genic, carcinogenic. Same thing.

All the genics. Yeah, the genis. Yeah. Love. Oh, okay, that's good to know. So you're both make us off. Oh, it has to be off. Are you kidding me?

I don't want to eat like, okay, so like you put, you know when you put like your mouth around like a giant burger and you've got lipstick on then you look at it and it's just like a ring. Like, ewy. I don't want to do that. Yeah. Apparently women eat like what a can. like a tube of lipstick every year. Imagine how many we eat.

We eat probably like five. Thank God they're so like natural and healthy. They're so young. Yeah, no, totally. Yeah, it's kind of creating a fat burg in my like esophagus. Yeah. The oil from the lipstick. You know, there was a like misreported stuff about how we eat a credit card

of microplastics every two weeks. Yeah, every two weeks? And then it was turned out to be like not true. But like. Well, I'm going to tell people as if that's true now. Yeah. Imagine by the end you've got like nanat-21 in your stomach. because it's like lipstick and credit cards.

Wait, okay, that's kind of big. Oh, my God, and a cosmo. That's so sickening. And then I just got to eat some glass and some gin. Oh, my God. And I'll be a real lady. Yeah. Okay, well, I can't wait for that.

Yeah, yeah, that's it. Yeah, I think that's it. There's too many people dying of cancer at the moment that I'm like, wait, is everyone just going to get cancer all of a sudden in the whole world? Probably, probably. But, oh, well. Yeah. But to that I say, well.

We do drag. That's already a cancer on society. I mean, true. It's the fat burg on society. Darling, dwelling. Which is worse. Speaking of which, we had the real Fat Bergen Society, neo-Nazis in the streets of Melbourne.

You came down just in time for the... Yeah, I know, a very suspicious flight. I was taking it. You're like, I just didn't do anything the other day. And I brought no giraffe. Like, Jesus Christ. But you packed all those flags. Yeah, well.

Fuck and hell. Just the... the footage of these neo-Nazi men because like it is obviously it's just so weird it's always men um but like they're these like true like young footy club looking boys and then the head of these new neo-nazzi groups like the one of those like the socialists or whatever yeah whatever um these like two Xavier boys like who it's a private school here in a Melbourne yeah yeah yeah And, like, just like, what do you mean? Yeah.

Like, what do you fucking mean? Girl, get a grip. It's just, like, defund the private schools. Open the schools. Oh, wait, defund the private schools. Open the other schools. Open Tumblr back up. That would help, I think.

Which I think it's just like, yeah, I don't know. Maybe we're being saved a lot of young men who don't know how to organize, like, who come from public schools. Because, like, public school kids aren't causing any issues. We're just out here rocking and rolling. Whereas these private school kids that know how to do that. to make a Google map. I can even say a word.

They know how to make a Google map. You got them. I went to the worst. I went to a community school. You don't know how to make a Google map. We're not starting an uprising of fucking neo-Nazi scum. We can't find our way into a fucking calendar. It's so cooked.

One of the, because obviously I've been watching lots of the review, kind of like on the like scene journalism and stuff. And some of the, like, interviews, they're interviewing this one person. And they're like, you know, our forefathers fought in World War I and World War II and now the place is overrun with immigrants. And they're like, so what do you think about the, you know, they were fighting Nazis in? Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you know there's a Nazi literally on stage right now and you're here.

Supporting. So what would they say about that? It's like, well, how are we? Hello. Yeah. Hello. What the fuck? Come on guys.

So I like worked this weekend. So I was at work all day on Sunday. In the city. And it was like I didn't go out onto the street till after everything. But earlier in the day I'd been out. And there was just a very strange kind of preemptive tension. Yeah. But like we had all of this like we'd been talking about it at work for like a week.

Like all the extra security we had on, the kind of different plans. for different scenarios we ended up not necessarily having to action any of it but like screwed down every door had people just flooding in for safety like had so many customers and team who were like had to go home like were too fucking stressed out and just like traumatized um and like it's just so cooked yeah the vibe alone oh yeah god it makes a screen crawl like on monday I went and had, oh, no, on Sunday, Sunday night. After work, I ended up having dinner with some friends in Footscray, and I got Uber because I was running late, if you could imagine.

And the dude is like relentlessly talking to me, which was the biggest issue of his. But then also, the real sin here. I hate it. Then later, he's like, oh, so you work in the city. Oh, and you were there today? Oh, God, I can't believe they let them do counter-protests. I was like, wait, sorry

Why is there such a high level of like Because when I was in Brisbane last My Uber driver started like talking to me about how Trump was right And blah blah and I was like Girl, why? I really need to get to my location. Yeah, I want to get AV. Can I jump out of this car at speed?

I'm a serial air pod wearer in the Uber Like don't even try me bitch. That's why I love when you get in and they're like Like, is it okay if I take a call? I'm like, yes, honey, thank God. I don't want to talk to you. We had an Uber driver the other day giggling. Like, I don't know what you.

I think he was just watching TikToks, like in the front. And I was like, work, bitch. Like, I don't want to know what the fuck is going on in the front. You're like, as long as you're vibing and we're getting there on a, you know, within a reasonable amount of time. I'm happy, girl. I don't want to like, yeah. I don't want to have. And I'm a chronic in the back of the Uber immediately feel sick.

I know, what is with that? There's nothing worse. And you're in full drag, like, don't even get me started. Full drag on the way to the gig through the inner west of Sydney where not a single road has ever been planned. Those Sydney roads actually will fuck you up because they're so bizarre. M.G. And you're going up and down, undulating.

You're going up, down, across, like under above. Like, it's crazy. And you get to the gig, never felt more ill in my life. And then what? You expect me to perform and be happy? No, darling. They do need those little tunnel systems they have under Disney for drag queens in Sydney. So you can just run beneath the cities.

Like the sewers will do. Imagine running by Hainini. Just keep going. Just crawl out at the imperial stage and be like, That would be fabulous. Oh, my God. And we could have like food services down there. Yeah, whatever comes down the drain.

I mean, what? A fatberg down there. Oh my God, a drag queen called Fatberg, when? Drafton called Fatberg would be incredible. I think she was nominated. for a diva this year. I heard. It's a good chance.

Rising star. Rising fat burr. That's when they become an issue, right? When they start to rise above. Well, that's it sometimes, you know, they come out into the waterways. She's gotten a big head recently, Miss Fad, Marr. Miss Fad. It's not because you were feeding her down the drain.

Well, sorry. She grows in power. Yeah. No, it's just really disgusting and repellent. Yeah. I'll talk about Uber's talking. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

But I think we need to set off. glitter bombs at the Nazi events because that way you could like identify neo-Nazis undermine their masculinity like for the next five days they'd just be walking around with like oh my god is there a bit of sparkle under your eye oh my god you know what we should do we should fully chicken them like in old school movies where we cover them in like oil and then feathers yeah tar and feather I know it's like a little bit more like involved than glitter but it's kind of fun and then we can play like goofy music like ostrich feather or just like what?

Oh, no, fuck. We don't have the budget for that. We don't have the budget. Jesus Christ. Yeah, we'll put all the budget into the cauldron. Taxpayers money going into Oxford, ostrich feathers to cover. Yes, me. Well, we don't do things by hogs.

No, true. You're so right. I love the imagery of, like, having a cauldron full of tar and spilling it out of a window. That's good. Oh, my God. Very. I love for me, like, like in old school movies. And I'm like, you mean like in medieval times where they tar and feather people?

I'm like, back in the day. parent trap and big fat liar you know laugh big fat liar i've been talking about that movie a lot recently but lots of people haven't seen it what do you think about big fat liar um my faith okay so my thing about big fat liar is that he would live i blow sorry he lived in the costume like department yeah that was really cool yes and i was a giant ape that is my dream and he had that came true and it came and he like lives on he has that velcro sticky wall that he sticks yes very cool you've never seen it Zelda. What the fuck is this? I'm blue! She's showing us a photo

of a bald man that's turned blue. A beautiful Paul Giamatti before sideways. Very good. They get him by turning him blue. And Amanda Binds is there and she's so much taller than Frankie Munez and I thought that's the kind of woman I want to be one day. It's really sickening. It's a fierce movie. Yeah.

I couldn't really tell you what it's about. No, no. Well, no. Paul Giamati plays a screenwriter or producer who gets a script idea from the then 13 years old Frankie Munoz. He steals the idea. And steals his idea for a film.

Frankie Munoz catches wind of it. No one believes him. Oh, because he gets in trouble at school. That's correct. Because they like, you didn't actually write this. It's a film. And then he's like, I did write it. And I'm going to go to L.A. to prove it.

And I'm going to fly to Hollywood. Like, it's crazy. And then he flies there. And then he turns him blue by putting dye in his pool. And then, like, tricks him until finally he's forced to. to admit his lie. And then his parents finally believe him. It's a pretty strong dye.

How big's the pool? Oh, well, they put it in, remember, they put the dye in the pool, and then they also put red dye in his hair and his eyebrows. So he looks like mystique. He looks literally like Amab Misty. It's so. The Rebecca Romaine. It's incredible.

And they play hungry like the wolf during that whole sequence. And I remember as a child being like, oh, this, this track is serious. We're turning it out. Duran Duran Like it's fierce I loved it Yeah well I remember it was like playing Back in the day

When you would go on a plane And you'd be just forced to watch one screen Bring that back by the way That was above every like three seats Would have like access to one screen And they'd be like at 12 o'clock we're playing this And so like for some reason I was on two flights

Back and maybe two and from America Where they played Big Fat Liar maybe twice So I saw it like four times I was like, I love this big... It's a good one. I would recommend you should definitely watch it. Oh, wow. All right.

Yeah. Anyway. That's all I've got. Yeah. Well, should we get to the destruction of the world? Yeah. Okay. Space house.

Oh, my God. How does the world end? Okay. I'm so scared. I wasn't sure if I had to know this or not. You got to know it. I have to know it all. Okay, so I was thinking, well, drag race down under's coming, you know, the new

reverse the world is coming up. And of course, I'd love to see my sister, Amel. Like, wouldn't that be sickening? And if you know anything about Amel, you know that she's got the most iconic drag race verse of all time. I think it lasts for, I think three lines is generous. What is it? Give it to me.

Something, something, something, and I'm getting my turns. Slay the world, say it again. Like, that is literally it. And it's incredible. So I think she should come back and redo it. And I think she's going to slay the world so severely that the world is then slays. Oh, like she slays everyone with the power of her verse.

Yeah, and maybe, like, Michelle Versauch has, like, a sleigh button behind the desk that she goes to press, but instead of pressing the sleigh button, she, like, presses the Slay the World button. Yeah, it's like, why don't we have hooked it up? Don't ask questions, you don't know what the answer to. And I'm like, my button isn't doing anything. Yeah, so she hits the big red sleigh button, and then the world just, like, implodes. Yeah, and Amel's the... Amel survives, I think.

She's got, like, an exude plan. It's just the stage. floating through space, like the down under stage. And she's windmilling on it. She's like, there's not enough space for everyone. Yeah, literally. I'm getting my terns and then she just goes off into space. Yeah, Amel is just, did you know her pre-show?

Yes, I've known Amel for like, what, eight or nine years? Crazy. Pre-drag? Well, I've done drag for that long. No, she, because she was new, wasn't she? When she, like, got on the show, she was like a year in. Am I crazy? New to working.

No. I think we've been doing it for like six or seven years like together We've known each other for a real little time Well yeah, yeah We were like baby drag queens at the same time I love her She's such a special lady And so sweet

She's so sweet Yeah, Amel's always there for you She's perfect She's actually perfect Keep her within arms reach That's right I love her Have a sniff

Yeah Do you think she would go back to drag race I would love her to go back to drag race She only did an episode. I'm sure she wants, she would. Yeah. I feel like if you get the call. I feel like people actually love, like people that have no context of her outside of the show were like, bring me back that girl.

Well, I saw her entrance line again the other day where she's like, fuck, I fucked it. And then walked straight back out. I was like, wait, she's kind of gaggy. Like, I know her. And I'm like, wait, bring her back. You're funny. Yeah, she was sickening. Yeah.

It's a hard gig. Like, I'd get nervous as fuck as well. so I would be the worst Going on drag race Girl, horrendous I'd be the worst People have been saying it for a long time What?

That spacehorse should be on drag days Yeah, they're wrong They're so wrong They don't know anything about me They don't know anything about me They don't know that I hate drag I hate doing it Do you know majority of contestants of drag race

Hate it too I hate drag No I know that And if not at the start Certainly by the end Yeah I know but Whatever You would have such a ball

It would be fun And you cry and you'd laugh. I'm a cry to drop of a heart. That's good TV. I cried during an episode of Survivor yesterday. Oh, yeah, and you weren't on it. You were just watching it. I was watching it.

Someone went home. Do you have cried at Drag Race? Oh, yeah, come on. What have you cried about? On Drag Race. Like, everything. You know, all the classics. I probably would cry if someone really cares and they like really want to stay and they get kicked off.

That would get me. I'm like, oh, her dreams are. crushed. And now she gets to go on a Reddit subreddit. Lucky girl. Did you cry when Pangina went home? That was pretty... I didn't watch. Oh, the one thing about me as well is I've watched the least drag race of anyone of all time. Like in my house, I live with Saur and et cetera. Who are gorgeous drag queens from Sydney. And they will bring up drag queens all the time and I'll be like, girl, I have never heard of that woman in the world. I'm like, I've never seen that

bitch. I've never heard of that bitch. I don't know who the fuck that is. That happened. I post going on drag race. I was like, I actually You can't look at any of it. There's a lot of them. But now I'm fucked because, number one, I have to go and judge it. And I'm going to be like, have you ever thought about this? And they're like, yeah, I did this on my original season or whatever. Oh, you've got to do recon now.

Yeah. And then I'm like, okay. And then, when have you said this already? I thought you haven't done the show yet. Listen, I got to cut this all out. Fine. I love cutting things. But the, like, what happened after going on

Drag races that, like, I hadn't watched any of the UK, six, I hadn't watched any of the new American stuff or anything. And so when I got to DragCon UK, we were meeting all the divas and they were like, hi. And, you know, it's like a Missed Drag Queen. You're not like invested in the story. So you're just like, hello. Hey, girl. Lovely to meet you, Diva.

No, totally, totally. And you're like, I don't know. That's me with everyone at all times. It's terrible. But there's all the shows that I want to watch a lot more. Survivor. I am a huge survivor fan. Australia specific or America specific?

Australia is a really good version of the show. Because you were saying you really want to go on. I really want to go on. So bad. But I think I'd be terrible. I would be really bad at it. Because like the actual surviving element is horrific. Like you've got to sleep out.

I know. I know that's an insane thing to say. What? Like you want to do the... I want to be survivor, but I don't want to survive. I'm like, kill me bitch. Take me out. Maybe that could be a new show.

It's just about you. Like, who can die faster? Alone, but it's just me. Like, it doesn't follow anyone else. The social game interests me a lot. Yeah, but not hanging off a pole for three hours. No, no, no, no. But, you know, there's lots of winners of the show that are bad at the challenges.

Yeah. And they, you know, flying under the radio is a good thing. Sometimes it helps to be the limpy gazelle. Totally. You're not a threat. You're not a threat. Oh, thank you. I am a limpy gazelle.

Yeah. Oh, my God. That's my dream. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would love to be on. survivor. It's a very interesting, yeah, like allotment of personalities. We spend a bit of time with King George in Adelaide. He is a real interesting kind of dude. God, he's got, um, well, that's one way to put it. Yeah. Mama has. I mean, I just, she should just say autistic, but yeah,

go ahead. He has a immunity idol tattooed to his chest. And like, one thing about immunity idols, It's like they're fierce. They save you from immunity. Like, we love that. One thing I will say about immunity. They're the things I love. Now onto the cons. They are ugly.

They're so ugly. Like, it's a bit of twine with like a rock around it. Yeah. And this guy walked into a shop. Giving Crash Bandicoot. Crash Bandicoot boots. That guy with the mask, yeah.

Yeah. I do the sound, but I don't think I want to do it. We all know. How much of the 90s doing in my head? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I said it straight away. I was like, oh. Yeah, yeah, no, truly.

The edit up there was crazy. But, oh my God, imagine walking into a tattoo shop and being like, yeah, yeah, I'll get this on my chest. Yeah, only forever. Yeah. Oh, my God. And it also? Only, yeah, only for the rest of eternity. Is it exact in its scale?

I believe so. Like, he's got it as a necklace of the one that he won in his original season. And then he has gone back a few times, and I think he's added to his heinous tattoo collection. Love you, King George. Yeah, shout out. Shout out. Shout out. We follow each other on Instagram, so I'm better to watch myself with this,

all this, you know, idle chat. Yeah, I don't want you to, like, destroy your chances. He's going to blacklist me. Not that bitch. But I would serve in confessionals. Yeah. I would be like, I'd be bad at everything else, but I'd serve in confessionals. I don't doubt it.

I think you could, yeah. I mean, I'm not really familiar with the show, but I think he'd win. Oh, you'd love it. Have you watched much? I, not since, like, I watched, like, the year 2000. Yeah. Yeah, it's been going for a hot minute. Well, they're about to do season 50 in America, 5.0.

How many seasons are they doing a year in order to get to 50? They pump out, like maybe I think it's like two a year because what? Like it's 20, 25. It's started around 2000. Oh, yeah, true. Yeah. So it's, and this one, they're bringing back all, it's all fan voted what they want for the season. Yeah.

So we've got Mike White is back, the guy that wrote Whitewater. And he's one of my favorites. I love how much he loves Survivor. I love it. I went to a talk. A talk of his. And the whole time I was like, fuck, I hope he brings up Survivor. I know this is about his like, I don't know, Academy Award winning a show.

I'm like, bring up the idols, bitch. Because he. But in Castle, those people that he liked from Survivor in White Lotus. Totally. And like, he's so cool. Like, in one of the things that he won, he won a bottle of wine. He got real drunk, like on Survivor. And then he found an immunity idol while pissed drunk.

The rest of them are looking for it. And he's like, he's fucking idiots. Like, it's so sick. It's amazing. I've seen that video. I also think, like, I, similar to Mike Wyatt, I really want to, like, I aspire to what Mike Wyatt has done, which is, like, be like a filmmaker, right, and direct, da-da-da. And I was like, can you, like, go on a reality TV show and does it, like, cheapen your

chance? Is it, like, getting ever taken seriously as, like, a filmmaker and artist? And then Mike White comes along, and Mike White post, having already had a story, successful career writing school of rock and everything was just talking to his friend the producer of Survivor and was like put me on the fucking show put me on the program time and then did it and was loved that's an interesting question because spoiler alert if you're going to watch david v Goliath um i believe like in the 30 season anyway um he gets to the end to the final two final tribal but because he's famous and because he has a lot of money they don't let him win

even though he probably arguably had the better game, the better social game, they were like, you have money, so he didn't win. That's probably for the best. So yeah. He needs to be denied something in this life. Yeah, I agree. Wait, what's going on with the Sia Prize? I've only heard about this.

What's a Sia Prize? There's a prize. I see her and I prize her. There's a prize money at the end that goes to Sia's favorite. Sia is in the singer, like chandelier. Yeah. What? Okay, I don't know shit about the Sia Prize.

I don't know. Fake fan a lot. Oh, my God. Have you never... Actually, I think I've heard of something like this. Because Sia, like... Is it Sia? Like, chandelier, like...

Yeah. Get up in the middle of the scenes movie cinema. Did you see that mental break she had? No. Oh, my God. She got up in the middle of a movie cinema and just started singing. Like, out of mug everything. Like, no wig or anything.

It was crazy. Okay. Jeff Probst reveals the end of the Sia Prize for Survivor Contestants. So she stopped offering the Sia Prize. Survivor... Da-da-da-da-da-da. After eight years, 14 seasons, 19 players, and over a million dollars awarded Survivor is officially bringing the Sia Prize to a triumphant end. Over the many years, Sia has brought so much joy with so many players, and it's always straight from her heart. What?

She's so me. I would do that. Because I think the Shandler artists began her tradition with the reality competition show in 2016 during the season 32 finale, which is Survivor Coorong Brains versus Braun versus Beauty. Great. I still vividly remember the day Sears stood up in the audience during the live finale and made her way on stage. Probes recall of the moment. She was so taken by Ty Trang's commitment to protecting a chicken from being eaten

that she awarded him $50,000 of her own money. The host continued, Ty was shocked. The audience was shocked. I was shocked. What was happening? see her was on stage in her wig handing out money to a survivor player that was the beginning of what became

affectionately noticed the Survivor Prize and she did it 18 more times Oh my gosh she's so me if I was famous bit That's so incredible Well that's how Maddie Ziegler got cast In the Shandelier music video is that she just loved Sitting at home watching dance mums And had found Madie

She's like a reality TV not Because she's like a depressive Oh yeah And so she's like sits in her house and she was like, I was having a real depressive episode where I'd been inside for a month and I was just watching dance moms on loop and then I was like, bring me the child.

Okay, wow, the Sia prize. I hope I win it. As in Sia was depressed. Yeah. I was like, how would she get acknowledged if Maddie was just in her house watching a Tisha, how would Sia know about this? That's right.

No, got it. I must save this depressed dancing child by putting her in my music video. She would. This will make her less depressed, putting her on the world stage. And do you think, like, yeah, because it's like, I feel like there's the two timelines of dance moms is like you either become a Jojo or a Maddie. Yeah, well, yeah. Who would you be?

Are you a Jojo? I'm a Jojo. We're all Jojo's. I think we're Jojo's here. You might be a Maddie Zelda. You're a bit more like, you know, quiet. I don't know. I can do that Jojo bit.

What, dream guest on your podcast? Hi, hi ponytail. Yeah, no. So tight. Oh, yeah, the tension. Oh, my God, the tension headache, bitch. Oh, my God. I'm glad I'm kind of gagged that she got away.

No, I'm very proud of that girl. Have we seen the hairline recently? I don't think I'd be surprised if I never saw her hairline again. Yeah. I don't think we should spend much time on her. No, she's a fucking freak. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, she would be a great, because you have the similar raspy voice.

Not similar voice, but raspy voice. Dreamcast on my podcast. You should do Jojo if you ever get on drag races That's a good one That's a good one What's your goer? Do you have any other ones? No, darling

Okay, it's going to be Jojo there Probably, I probably The thing is is you can't do local people All my impressions are like I don't even have impressions You're like, it's just Mini Cooper on repeat Basically, basically Like I can't do me

I could do Minnie, she's been on the show Yeah, I mean it would actually be incredible There's quite a few bits you could do I love that But I love her too much I couldn't She would love it Oh girl, that was so funny

Oh girl Space, I loved when you did me. Watch on the show. I had me watching, but I just came in for your being. I love. I got to work with her on Friday at Pride of our Footscray. Did you fan out? I always fan out with Minnie.

We did a duet together. We did, um, we did, um, we did Danny Zooker and Santi. And I wore a, um, I bought an unstyled lace front in the color black. And I was about to put an earring on Because like obviously you put an earring on when you're in drag And Minnie was like Um boys don't wear earring And I was like

She makes a good point She's so good at drag The earrings off She's like that you're going to take the audience out of it I was like oh my God Boys don't wear earrings You're so right You know when there's that 50 something year old

Sandy from Greece Playing my little dresses A young woman dressed as Jenny Zooker She puts on the best week I've ever seen in my life And she's like, Sposy, this hasn't been re-styled in 10 years. I was like, no kidding. My gorgeous. No kidding.

Wait, if you ever get a chance to see this footage, it's the most impenegable thing I've ever seen. I need to make a highlight of just that. And I'm looking at Minnie like, I'm in love. Have you, do you see the look I give her? Yes. The look of love. It's really, it's kind of like, I was watching it back like, oh my God, like, what is going on? Wait, I've never seen my expression.

I think that's happiness. Yeah, well, yeah. Yeah, I think that's the first time I've ever felt joy. Thank you. Thank you, Minnie. I think that footage would be to work for the Smithsonian. Thank you very much. Yeah, that's right.

Trump's Smithsonian is not letting in the Mini Cooper Space Force ex-Sandy and like, what? Trump is currently... I think Trump would like it. I think he actually would, though. He'd be like, oh, he'd love it. I feel like that's like Celebrity Apprentice to a Tea would be now performed Greece. Oh, my God, it'd be perfect. But is the guys, is the guys name in Greece Danny Zucco?

Wait, am I making that out? No, that's correct. Oh. That's such a cool. Well, if you didn't hate Grease so much, maybe you could get into it. Well, no. Oh, I hate it. That's fine.

But the song, Grease is really good. No, it's the word. Grease is the word. It's the most of the feeling. Have you seen Frankie Valley performing recently? Yes. Holy shit. They wheel that corpse out and they make it sing.

I sing maybe is a bit of a strong word. No, but the mouth is open sometimes and then close sometimes. It's a gape and there's a track playing. That's all I'm going to say. I'm going to listen. Good work if you can get it. And that's inspired a lot of my lip-syncing. He's so fierce, bitch. Imagine if you did lip-sync for your life at the end of an episode, but Frankie Valley now.

Like, just open your mouth. Well, for me, if someone did that, Shantae used to. Yeah. The other bitch goes home. That's why it's really dangerous, um, me being a judge on this show because I'm like, yeah, you look so ugly. Yeah, I will look at like, it's incredible. I love it. No, for real.

More please. I'll look at the biggest moot I've ever seen in my life and be like, divotron glamorous that is drag more of that please no for real

give me two more Spacey what's your number one hobby oh my god my number one hobby do you want drag related hobby

no okay my number one hobby I know because I've unfortunately monetized all my hobbies which is the worst

there's nothing left for you there's nothing left I love to sew but that doesn't count I love to sew I love to sew I do love sewing

but I love to cook I love cooking cooking is so fun Do you like... I'm kind of the trad wife. Yeah, I'm wearing a denim skirt right now, like a mid-length denim skirt. It's really, yeah.

And like an exercise talk. You're like, I love to cook ready in time for people to get home. No, it's true. And then I fix all the clothes to make sure that they're ready to wear for the week. Well, actually, though, it's very that. Well, sometimes our household will get home at like, what, two in the morning. And we cook like a full meal. It's everything.

What's the go-to? A big spaghetti? Yeah, like a pasta is easy at that time. It's got to be a pasta. But we have done some crowshop. crazy shit like sometimes we'll get like a full boneless chicken 3 a.m pop it in the oven that's incredible it's sickeny full boneless chicken yeah darling is it raised with the bones out at a young age it's good there's a lot of bones in a chicken well i don't know

i don't know oh god i just buy it from the shop and it comes in some plastic does it have like shredded wings um it doesn't have wind it's deep bone yeah it's deep bone thank you space car driver. Matt, my name's Matt. Sorry, Matt. We don't need you giving out your personal details. Chickens have bones and his name is Matt. Okay, fuck.

Space car driver, wind up that window. Okay, I'm looking at a boneless chicken. It just comes in like a... Oh my God, okay, so get down to your local, your local, what's it called? Butcher? No, no, what's that gorgeous German supermarket that's a little bit cheaper course?

Alty. Get down to your gorgeous. gorgeous outy and grab yourself a boneless chicken and you can pop it in the other it's like a bag of it looks like literally like it's a bag of shit like a sample bag of like or like you know leaving a crime scene or something okay okay okay what I'm going to need is a little bit with the bones you can't eat the bones Zelda you've been a vegetarian for so long oh my god I don't know I'll do a boned one and I'll let you know I guess Jesus I didn't kind of know I was coming here to be His other was just trying to ask you about your hobby.

Your number one hobby was boneless chicken. You know, Seah wouldn't give you the prize. I'm like, I'm like, which hobby haven't I monetized? Hmm, boneless chicken. Do you know, I'd love to be like a counter force against Sears prize and be like, you were so evil. You killed that chicken. A hundred thousand dollars.

Oh, I love that. And I'm sure Sea loves when people won up her. Yeah. Oh my God. Kathy Griffin at the moment is like, I just got a new face. slipped and she's like I've been watching the A list for the first I mean sorry the B list the D list my life on the D list yeah I've watched it for the first time recently it's fabulous it's so good but um she's like I went to Cia's facelift guy I don't know if I should say that

but it's just funny that Cia has a facelift guy because no one's ever seen her face bitch she's she's de-wicked recently though yeah yeah she ditched wig and she adopted an 18 year old sorry yeah oh Well, that's the question I wish you would adopt me We could watch Survivor together She just wants to have an adult relationship with her child Like Diane Keaton movies

Yeah, like You know, you just So who's your number one pop diva? Thanks, God, oh my God, I'm so glad you asked me this Because we both love Katie Perry Yeah, we do Yeah, yeah She's probably not my number one

I think Gaga's probably know my number one But that's like the, yeah, that's what you have to say Yeah, but I love Katie Um, I heard a really gaggy story about Katie, but I'm going to, should I tell it? Tell it. We need it. It's kind of not. Is it illegal?

Um, okay, so I heard, and this has been like a rumor for a while, but I heard that Katie might use dating app, like, get interns of hers to use dating apps to acquire people to come to her hotel room and to just like give her a little, I don't know what they do in there, like have tea or whatever. Oh, like not fucking. Well, I don't know. I don't know the details of her life. Right. So wait, like, imagine like there's... I heard that there's people on Raya that are... Raya specifically.

Well, I don't know. Because that's the thing I would like... Information just comes to me and I share it. Listen, you're just... And so many people are going to hear about it here on this part. I heard... Yeah, that's what I heard that she unscouts people to come. Does she...

Because like post-divorce of you? Yeah, she's living her best post-a-force life again. Because you do have to figure that out, right? You can't, she can't ever go on one of those apps. And when you're that famous, like, what do you do? Yeah. But do they like, do the assistants need to like kind of look like her so that she's like acquiring? From what I've heard, no.

What I heard is that they come and then the intern is like, hey, like, so we're having such a good time, lazy Susan. But you know what would be a better time? My boss is upstairs and do you want to come and like, meet my boss? That sounds like such a. That's what I heard. And of course, this information came to me because she's, my number one pop-de-ha. Yeah.

Why don't you know this? Oh, my God. Well, I just, I'm mad at touch. You're obviously not that much for a man. And I didn't tell you. I should have known that. You could be that assistant. We're having such a nice time.

But can I tell you, it's quite funny. This morning, I was lying in bed, unable to do anything else. And I was talking to someone on Grindr and, like, he had one photo on his profile. And it was super obvious that it was, it's Katie's intern. Super obvious that it was a catfish.

It was just this, like, misque, very American-looking, like, twink. Yeah. And he messaged me being like, hey. I was like, hey. And he was like, just sent photos, which were all like, too good to be true. Various ages, different faces. Like, you know when you have, like, screenshot a photo, but you haven't cropped it enough and there's like a line of pixels.

Yeah. To the side of, like, the background of the web page. Yeah. There was that. And I was like, okay, well. Wow, you have such a keen eye. can't get one past me and then

he was like you send yours and I was like what's your name he said whatever and I was like where where do you live and he sent the map

and I was like no no like what's like blah blah and then he was like are you coming over like come over and I was like

I'm not coming over and I said and I'm never coming over I said are you a catfish and he said yes lull oh I love that and then I said

why are you doing this? And he said, I don't know. And I said, okay. That's kind of beautiful. Are you a catfish? Yes. Yes. Well, you can't take me to court if I admit it. Yeah. That's kind of fierce. I love that. I could only presume it was Katie Perry on the line. 100%. And if I just gone to the address that they sent, who knows what would have happened? Imagine. Because I did Google Maps the address and it was like a very strange kind of was like what Marvel's stadium or whatever where the lifetime tours. Somehow worse. It was. a house that looked very much like mine, just like, suburbia, like, roses in the front yard.

I was like, I don't know if it's not going to this house. I think it is a light indictment of Grindr and perhaps gay male dating standards that, like, you know, like, how there was all those horrific, like, 13-year-olds in Knox who, like, catfish guys to come out to, like, a hook-up. But, like, if you've spoken to a 13-year-old, like, if you had any kind of, you kind of, of like wherewithal like in any other circumstance you pretty much immediately clock it if you're like bank teller was just a 13 year old typing to you but for your most intimate relationships it's almost in the in different like decipherable yeah the difference between a 13 year

old and like horny 20 something gay man who's just like you like stuff yeah I like stuff we fuck and then you're like well I've got to go yeah that sounds pretty good You had asked if I'd, like, been listening to the podcast, and I listened to a bit on my way here. And the only bit that I clocked into was someone on Grand are asking to piss in your asshole. Oh, that did happen. And I was like, sorry, that's the only part of the whole. The ass, the ass, yes, yes.

Oh, did? That's the only part I. No. Sorry, go on. No, I had nothing else to say. About the pissing in the asshole. Yeah, that's the only part that I, like, locked in to listen to. I was like, oh, great.

Good to see nothing's change with the podcast last time I listened. The standards remain high, high, high. It's fabulous. I love art. It's so fabulous. Shall we do the podcast? Let's do the podcast. We'll be right back.

Okay, so on to our first topic. Okay, so on to our first topic for the week, which of course is which space gets into the the bunker? What space? Like liminal space? Well, I don't know. Are you into liminal spaces? Ball pits with aliens in them?

Love ball pits with aliens in the. I like, no. You seem to be, yeah. Okay, wait, space. Oh my God, Gaggy, this is crazy. Maybe like. Changing spaces, that show? Yeah.

Never seen it. Yeah, we could rename it. Yeah. What space? Okay. Out of space. Outer space. In a space, personal space.

More spaces. Personal space. Love. Breathing space. That's my favorite. Oh, my God. Like, I couldn't, I don't think I like anything more than personal space. Is this about the right distance for you?

Oh, this? Okay, we're like currently 100 kilometers away from each other. And it's so nice. It's like, you get airy kind of. But I also have really bad hearing. So this is perfect because I can hear you so clearly. Like, I wish the world was mic. But I can barely see you and it's perfect.

I kind of would love, yeah. I love personal space, especially as a drag queen. Like, there is no reason for you to be near me. Yeah. Yeah. Why are you near me? Yeah. I think it's funny because different drag queens, like, you know, are raised in different environments.

And I think the Melbourne drag spaces are so cushy, like, no, like, so packed in that it's like you really lose your sense of like, I have my own space. Because in order to get to like the circuit dressing room, you have to go through the... Yeah, it's quite similar in Sydney, I guess. But, yeah, oh, I just hate. Oh, no, I was thinking of the Imperial. No, wait. Universal has dressing rooms. Yeah, that is true, yes.

But you still have to do the, like, you know, when you put, like, a full gown on and then you have to do the shuffle through the crowd to get to the thing. The worst. That's one of the worst kinds of space. Does the Imperial have a dressing room? We've got a townhouse that's attached to the pub that's kind of a dressing room space. Yeah, right. We have, like, a room with, like, the idea of, like,

like window and doors on it. And we used that as a place to get changed. Oh, yeah. Was that, do we use that room once? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But the downstairs doesn't have anything. No, no dressing room downstairs. No.

It's fabulous. Yeah. It's so fabulous. You're just ready to go. Well, back in the day, the whole upstairs used to be the dressing room. Yes. And the girls would keep all of their costumes and get ready there. And Mitzi would come and sew at the Imperial and leave all with her sewing things there. Oh, my God.

But now that time has passed. And they're like, no, no, no, no. Now it's seated dining? What is it? Um, yeah, it's seated dining downstairs. Upstairs is pizza restaurant. Pizza restaurant. And then there's drag sometimes in between all of that, which is fat.

I am like scoured by the day they cobbled together enough money, Sam did, to put on a brunch. Oh, yeah, I remember that. For drag race down under's, like, cast launch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So brunch, not the most fabulous time of day. No, and you want to look so beautiful. You want to, like, have a moment. But they were like, no, we're going to do it in the day.

And I was like, okay. And then we were upstairs in that area, which they, like, turned into a, like, the pizza restaurant into, like, you guys can get ready here, but it's like you're in a restaurant. Totally. And they just kept us up there for maybe four hours, five hours. I remember because you all made TikToks. Yeah.

I remember the TikTok. Just caught up there. And they were like, can we come down? and they're like, no, we want it to be a surprise. And I was like, why? Yeah, for what, the 50 people in the venue at 12 o'clock on a Tuesday? And then the 50 people they chose, I don't know if you've like, like, the PR selection of people to come to the drag race launch is like, there was maybe like 10 like queer influences who was just so, couldn't give a shit if we lived or died. And they were like, just sat at the back on their phones.

the entire time and I was like Could you piss Oh I know I just spent like three hours doing my makeup Come on Yeah and then four hours locked in this room And like it was just like The vibes were not happening

And it was just like Why are we trapped up in this room And no alcohol Bitch If I have a fabulous premiere I would like some vina Of course Just a couple of bottles

Yeah just a couple Per person. Please. And I want us to roll down the stairs and the cast appears and we're like, especially if it's a brunch. Like, I feel like the nature of a brunch is you need to be the most fucked up you've ever been in your life. Yeah.

Like, hello. Yeah. Anyway, that upstairs space is there at least. That doesn't sound like drag race to be like. Not my favorite space, to be honest. Yeah. That's not your favorite space.

Okay, what other spaces do we hear? Office space, the film. The film, never seen it? No, okay. Space jam. Pump, up the jam. Love space. Space Jam.

Space Jam's good. Do you like Michael Jordan? Michael Jackson. Love him in that movie. Michael Jordan, I feel indifferent. He's very tall and he looks good at basketball. He looks great and buffed. Yeah, but I like the way the animation held up.

It looks fabulous. That's true. And Newman, isn't it? Really? You know, he plays the guy. I've not seen it. You've not seen Space Jam? Oh, what the hell?

No. No. It doesn't interest it. You don't like any Looney Tunes content. Only Roadrunner. Oh, I do like Roadrunner. If you had to be one, who would you be? Roadrunner.

Who would you be? Who would I be? Twitty bed. That coyote. Oh, I do love to be. I was trying to take me down. I want to be Bugs Bunny. Yeah, I could see you as Boggs Bunny.

I want to be, you know, Lola Bunny's boyfriend. Oh, so you want to be the hot one? Oh, I thought you meant you want to be Lola. Yeah. You're 70 Sam? I don't know. I know who I want to be. What?

Do you know in the Looney Tunes movie where it's the one with Brendan Frasier in? And it goes to Las Vegas and it goes to the casino and they're doing the Yosemite Sam Belesque show. I want to be one of the backup dancers dressed as Yosemite Sam in the Looney Tunes live action with Brendan Fraser. Yeah. I think you just described an award-winning show that you need to be putting on. Meet my one woman Yosemite show.

Anyway. Yeah, space. Space bar. Space bar. I love that there's just one extra long button. But I feel like that I can get it in which keyboard button or which button gets in. Oh, absolutely, you're right. Like, she's got plenty of time.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Although enter is for the coming. Enter, I was going to say enter is a real contender. But I also love the ones with the little ridge. What's that? Oh, I love that too. Effon. Effin.

Yeah, anyway. If I say the word space food sticks to you, does that do anything? No, but I can Google it. Okay, so space food sticks. Well, like this. kind of like brown um stick of food that holy shit this i do know this yeah do you know them that my parents would give them to us as children and it kind of tastes like um like nothing like it doesn't really taste like anything it's like a kind of multi yeah like kind of chocolate like there's

a whisper of chocolate about it and there's a kid writing a BMX on the cover yeah but they were like what astronauts eat in space like as a child and the the best thing about them is like it's a really nice like chewy it's kind of like a fun sensory moment chewy yeah chewy as hell but um and it like looks like what a kick cat would look like but it's way more chewy space food sticks you can't get them anymore balanced energy rod the energy rod you can't call it a rod an energy rod girl 41 calories per stick save me the bullshit the energy rod shut the fuck up Peanut butter, caramel, and chocolate were among some of the flavors.

Yeah, I loved spice food sticks as a kid. I just think this is like very telling about your... About my palate? Yeah. I'm like, I only like chicken without bones and I eat a brown slab. You know, we love to cook. At two in the morning, I'm often turning boneless chicken into rods the way that mama used to make it.

Very chewy. I only eat my food in a brick. Something about a compressed, chewy rod that really takes me back to Oh, family Christmases. Yeah. Well, yeah. That's, but, oh, it's space. It's got space, space, space.

It's a space food. Yeah, space food energy rod. I feel like that is very bunker-coded. It is. We could just gnaw on them for the rest of time. What other foods do we have? We have the Wendy's Flake Shake. Oh, well, obviously.

We have everything served in a sarding can, the most iconic can. Yeah. And then we have. We got crunchy, um, crunchy nut. Crunchy and crunchina? So maybe we could use like a bit of an amorphous blob of food. Space food, too, but not crunchy. We've got a flake shake.

Yeah, flake shake. Strawberry milkshakes. Barbecue sauce. Oh, my God, the barbecue sauce. I ordered a McClurry the other night. Okay. Inadvertedly ordered it from place 10 minutes away. I was like, why is this cost you?

10 minutes away. Yeah, I live next door to McDonald's. It's like in my house. Three minutes away. I'm like Richie Rich. Whatever you need. Whatever you need. Yeah.

Just say. To get you through the day. But like you know when the app suddenly like just accidentally like puts you in the wrong place? Anyway, so I'd ordered and by the time I'd ordered I was like, and I'll get a large price and barbecue sauce. As I'd like, as we discussed, a fun side adventure. Yeah.

But the McClurry is the main story. Yeah. I was like, why do they suddenly have the chocolate soft serve at this at my location where they never do because they're cheap? but then it arrived and it was just and it took 45 minutes to arrive so my chocolate sunday was melty and then and then i realized that the fries hadn't gone through on the order and i just got a thing of barbecue sauce girl that's fucked up bump do you sauce macflurry did you mix no i don't even know if i i just it was like it was like i couldn't have fucked

up more. I actually couldn't have like ruined my own life. Oh, Diva. It's okay. Ups and downs, ebbs and flows. You've got the barbecue and flurry and you're still here. But do you know it's like those sorts of weird things that you like fuck up so badly. I've been fucking up a lot of weird little things. But it's just like when you... I talk about your sex life. I know. Talk about your sex life like that.

It's just mean. Bad! But, um... Okay, calm down. Take a breath. Take a breath. Shut up. I told you that in confidence.

No, but when I, like, it's those in like small fuck-ups that really stick under your skin because you're like, it was so avoidable. And it's just that I, just that I'm an idiot. I'm really sorry that that happens to you, no. And I know it costs you probably like. like 35 dollars. It was like so much money. And it's like you know when you've just done a gig and you're like aware of how much you're getting paid. Oh, isn't it the worst? And then you're like keeping a little tally of every cost that's like happening around the gig. It's like great. I've got $2.50. Yeah, you're like, okay, we've got to pay the Uber driver to take me there. Then we've got

to pay the food that I got on the way back. And now I just spent a whole. Then I got to add to the fat bird. Yeah. Then I'm going to feed the fat bird. She takes her cut. Uh, yeah. And then you're like, wow, I just, I really just paid $20 to do all this. Yeah, I know. It's so depressing. But, you know, I guess, you know, at the end of the day, we get to be beautiful late. Ah.

Wow. Some of us anyway. Some do, some do. And you're in Sydney, the worst real estate market in the entire. Oh, honey. It's crazy. I was looking for a house at the start of this year for the first time in a while. And Jesus.

I obviously know that rocking up to a house inspection is like grim. but there are some where no joke there was like 90 people there and you see a family with it like a young kid or something and you're like they're never giving it to three cross dresses to Alan Alan we ask a rood

like I rock up in my janky car full of wigs I'm like is this the house inspection like they're never giving it to us but we rocked up at this one it's always the one where you think like whatever I'll just pop my head in I had looked at it for maybe 30 seconds and the diva clocked us

immediate she was like do you guys know where to get a canoli around here and we were like oh like no like we don't we don't eat canollies like we're drag queens and she was like guys chicken girls yeah we eat boneless chicken and like in like three in the morning yeah sticks and she she was like gay people gay people are here and she finally she's like get out of the way breeders yeah no for real and she hooked us up and she came for her first house inspection the other day and I think she must have had an idea of what she was walking into and then we totally delivered. Amazing.

She was like, oh my God. Are you going to make me over and fabulous? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's sickening Jenny. Shout out, girl. Love you. She also brought her younger brother

to the house inspection and she's the real estate agent and he was trying to kicky with the girls and we're like, okay, Deva like we're trying to get a house like stop cramping our style but he, I think he's the one that pulled us through because he was giving... What's his vibe?

Oh, closeted. Is he hot? He sounds really hot. Um, he would He was, I want to say like 19 But like, chilling, you know, he was cool I could adopt him So yeah, he could adopt that

Seah would adopt him, yeah, yeah He was fierce, it was honestly all around fierce And it was the only way we were ever going to get a house Is exploit the one okay kind of cool thing about us Is that we own a lot of wigs Yeah, fuck yeah I mean like that's the thing A lot of outsiders don't know how disgusting and awful drags

Yeah, they get to see the beautiful outside part The real part is not cool Lee, that's incredible. That's the only way to win at the Sydney. Yeah. I guess we've got to start going in full drag to house inspections. Yeah. Or pretend to be Cape Blanchett.

Easy. One or the other, and you're guaranteed. House inspection still hasn't been rescheduled. But my previous one, I remember the gal came, who was like a new gal. And when I was showing her through, she was then like, do you so? Are you, do you make clothing? I was like, no, I wear clothing. I have, I'm like, I've got a gig.

Yeah, I've got one gig. I've got a gig. It's coming up. Do you want to come? Fabulous. Yeah. Yeah, wow. Love that. It's good.

Better when they're homophobes, you know. Yeah. Harder to tell. Totally. Oh my God. If a homophobe came into our house, I think they'd implode on the bloody coming over the fucking doorstep, girl. They'd find a lot of allies.

You'd like, they're like, I hate gay people. You're like, I know. Oh, my God. our whole house and be like, finally. Yes, come to eat some boneless chicken, girl. Sit down. No bones allowed. No, we hate bones.

You might have a bone to pick, but you won't find it here. Baby. Yeah. Well, yeah, I guess the space that I love is like my house. I love having a house to live in. Personal space. Like, are your safe space? Safe space.

Do you think your house is a safe space? Absolutely. I think. Not for like, drag queens, but. but yeah but for your real estate the people that hate the hate the art form absolutely

yeah yeah yeah um and yeah I also like I mean like I like crawl spaces I just think of it Crawl space that's really good

what about like um do you see those episodes of hoarders where they only have left in the whole home like a crawl space to get like in and out of the bed oh my god they've got like one of those animal track paths that just like wind their way

And when I say exactly that, I mean exactly that. Yeah. It's grossing. It's enough room for just two legs to shuffle through. I mean, that's kind of the way that I live. Yeah, I know. I'm like joking and then I'm like thinking about. Like, wait.

You know those hoarders. Yeah, yeah. Girls, girls, you know, Rod. But like, I'm so often vindicated in my hoarding. I feel like those hoarders are like not putting their hoarding to use. No, totally. And I'm like, so often, I'm like, I probably need this off cut of pipe. And then like, a month later, I'm like, you have no idea. Turns out, I did. And you were all wrong. So when we went to move our gorgeous home that I share with the gorgeous, et cetera,

et cetera, we were moving our things. And like, I've just never seen someone have so many things. Like, she has so many things. So I, and I'm pretty good at, like, chucking things out. Like, I like a little bit of a refresh moment. Like, let's start from the start. And we were going through this box of stuff. And I'm like, okay. et cetera, et cetera, do we need to keep this blood-covered rusty mallet that's made of plastic? And she's like, we can't possibly chuck that out. And I'm like, oh, you're so right. It's going in the key pile.

It's so hard to chuck things out when you do dry because you don't narrow when you're going to need it. And probably will need that. Like nine times out of ten, you need that. The amount of times I've turned around and go, do we have those 16 beach balls? And she's like, oh, my God, I'm killing myself. Yeah, yeah. It's so obnoxious.

It's crazy. You just have to have things. You have to have stuff. Yeah. Storage space. Oh, cannot storage. I don't know who's doing that though. Like, if I need that beach wall, it's normally at 3 o'clock in the morning when my storage

space is probably hard to get to you. I can't be divorced from my things. No, no, either. Well, I've got to go in. It can't be divorced from my things. In the car, drive down the road to get some stuff and come back. Oh. Well, how am I going to fit in the car?

The car's full with things. The car's got all my wigs in it. Yeah. Have you ever seen, I don't know why you would have seen this, but the interior of baby Sluts car? No, but I imagine it's similar to some of the vehicles I've been in in the beautiful state of New South Wales. It is something that she has kept and maintained since I very first met her

when she was like 19 and her car is always like almost to the ceiling filled with shit. Yeah. Like it's some of it's drag. Some of it is like just, I don't know. Do you have to put your like knees up when you get in? Like she normally keeps the passenger in front seat are like safety zones. That's nice. And then it's all just keeping back.

She's got one of those dogs, you know those things to keep the dog out, but it's just busting at the scenes. Like 12 Christmas ball balls from the like reject shop that she's going to turn into like But you never know. And she does know because she's got a plan. She's got a plan. She's a crafty girl. Yeah.

It's incredible. Well maybe if there's any space left in there, maybe that's the space. The very limited space left in Baby's the star. The front seat of Baby Slice. Yeah, yeah, I do like that. Space, space, space. Like those co-work spaces? Yeah.

I was, okay, so they're like, you can play foosball all day and like, we feed you. Go and get a coffee from the shared coffee machine. 12 cents a pod. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I was, Zeldra and I had some work to do. Zilder and I had some work to do. Okay, brag. Jesus.

Okay, I know you've got a gig coming up, but you don't have to fucking. Specifically. Yeah, jealous. She's got a lot of rehearsal to do. Oh, my God. So fun. For this improv show. But we were like, okay, like, we need to go and, like, sit in an office and basically just, like, do some writing.

And then this, the library was, like, the libraries are closed sometimes. And it's just so weird. And, like, you can't ever seem to book out the shared space. Try to let go. Like, I'm just, I think it's obscene that libraries only have these, like, bookable spaces. that's like, that means only organized people will ever get to use these. Totally. You need to have one that's just for like, walking.

How far enough is are you? People book, well, number one, you can't book it a larger spaces than like 12 person spaces more than three weeks out, like less than three weeks out. I'm looking to have a warehouse party at the library. Well, what if you want to do like a fun presentation? Totally. And what? If you don't book it three weeks out, they're just empty?

No fun. And then these smaller meeting spaces, you can't. book like they're generally just booked out for studying and people like three weeks beforehand anyway and I'm like people are so organized it's crazy then they don't show up and I've seen it time and time again these spaces just sit empty and I watch jealousy from the main communal area wait so you couldn't book the space but you still went just to see if somebody's no no no when I've been there when I've been there but anyway so then I was like oh communal working spaces like we work and I was like she work we should start our own one what are we doing oh my god guys but then I

was like looking it up and I was like oh the whole communal workspace industry collapsed by the time it took me to actually actually like they don't exist yeah it's not really a vibe there's none there's none in Melbourne at all and they like I guess the work from home kind of movement like why the fuck would you go there when you can just be in your house around all of my stuff but I don't get it I love to be, I wish I was at home right now. Or are you telling me? You're telling me. Um, what about negative space?

Oh, you know? You've got to embrace the negative space. Key learning I took from, uh, visual communications and design in the 11 and 12. So negative space is just nothing, right? Well, yeah, but it's, well, one thing about me is I'm a bit of an idiot. So could you tell me what that is? So imagine, um, I've got an idea, but I want to know. Imagine, like, in a piece of, oh.

art, right? You know about art. I know about it. You have like a young hiker in the foreground. Beautiful. Bottom left hand corner. Wow. I'm so relaxed. And you could frame either just the hiker, or you could have a large sky ahead of them. That's just one or two shades of blue. That's what you'd call the negative space in the world. I love that. So calming. And it's also like, you know, communicates an idea. It allows you to like, it draws the eye to the areas of detail, but allows you to think about, like, are they thinking about the future? What would be the negative space on a drag queen? Is the whole idea that we don't have any?

Well, depending on forehead size, they could be some negative space there. Oh my God, do you know I showed Zelda a picture of Andrew Scott? Do you know Andrew Scott? Yeah, hot priest. Hot priest. Hilar. And she was like, this, I go. Oh, you are so alone.

And then I was like, I would you think, like, in our truth. I could know that he's hot by virtue, like, it's, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I saw him in something recently where he was not hot. Yeah, right. What was it? Something. And he was like, Google, you need to search?

He's pretty sexy, girl. But then I was talking, I was like, my dream would be to cast Andrew Scott as a drag queen in this film that I'm trying to make. Yeah, that'd be great. And then she's like, well, you better fucking up the cry on TV paint stick because that forehead's going to have to be covered. She was, she was dragging him without, and she's like, I've never heard of this man before. He plays a really sexy, hot priest. He's, oh my God, I hate being here. Okay, well, I'm not even going to fight, like, what's the point?

He would be good. If I painted him in my mug, you'd be like, wow, beautiful girl. Of course. Anyway, your mug, but he's stuck with that one. So anyway. Yeah, you need to catch up on Fleaback, and you don't watch Fleaback. So I'm only a little bit. I need to do more.

It's on my list. But yeah, drag posters don't know of negative space. Oh, they're filled to the brim. We need to get Ash Madison on the phone. Her thoughts on negative space. Yeah. Should be a fan, I reckon. Yeah.

Let's redesign another poster. Let's put in some negative space. Yeah. Yeah, drag posters are crazy. Yeah, but it's like, I wish we had like a library of them. Same. From like, you know, like, cool. Yeah, like just.

We should start that. Because imagine there's some, they just, number one, they just communicate so much about like, how much did drinks cost back then? But also like. Who was working? What kind of pop diva were we prioritizing? Yeah. Like, why were we doing a night of stranger things?

We went through a phase in the back room at the Imperial of, so we go through our phone and like, do, do, do it, go through stories and stop all of a sudden. And then, like, recreate the poster that we see. Amazing. Holy fuck, it's so fun. Oh, my, the Molly's ones are really fun to do. Yeah, yeah.

But everyone, you can only do it a few times because everyone uses the same promo photos. So after a while, it's like, oh, Lisa, man again. You know what I mean? you have to like keep doing the same ones. I literally have no desire to have a new promo picture, but I also really should. I hate doing the whole promo pick thing. I don't, I just send them the most pixelated iPhone bullshit from my bedroom during COVID. And I'm like, deal.

There she is. They either come or they don't. Yeah. Like I ain't going to. And most of the time, they don't. So why am I going to take fucking $75 white wall picks? and I'm never using ever again. Yeah, yeah.

Maybe you should go to the post office and get like passport photos done. That's the promo. Well, not to my local because they fucked me over last. What do you mean? How do they mean? How do they fuck you about? How do they fuck you about? The ugliest picture ever. The ugliest picture.

I had wet hair and a driver's license once. That was bad. They last for a long time. Oh my God, 60 years of wet hair. I was like, would I pay $250 to erase this? And when I look at it, I'm like, give me the money. Well, the last time I went, because I obviously got to redo the wet hair, and I was like, I'm so excited. And as I was taking the picture, a Kylie Minogue song started playing.

And I was like, holy fuck, this is going to be the pick, girl. Like, you have... And you look incredible? I look so average. Like, it's just a license photo. Yeah. They need to sort out the lighting. Like, if we could bring in a soft box and, like, I could bring in, like, another, you know, a third light or whatever.

And we could work this out. Like, it would take 10 minutes, no worries. Yes. Get Pete's images in. Like, let's do it. Let's actually do a read. Send it off to Ashley. Bring Ashley.

Get her in. Like, oh, let's redesign a license photo. Yeah. Like, that'd be so nice. Let's change your life. Yeah. Ugh. So, like, negative space?

Negative space, yeah. But I think we haven't come up with anything better than a gorgeous space bar. It is with it. Like space. Yeah, I would love the space food sticks. Like, they're so, um, underwhelming when you eat it. You're like, oh. And what a fucking ugly combination of words.

It just, like, space food sticks. No one's like, no marketing team looked at that. It's a brown log. It's just like, God, that's the food. It's a brown log. And me as a cook kid was like, hey, mom, can I have more brown logs in lunchbox? Give me that rod. They're sticking.

She puts in cats and you're so mad about it. Yeah. Yeah, that would be horrible. This is not it. That sounds disgusting. What's this? Flavor, disgusting. Ew.

Texture apart from chewy. Yeah. I need a space food stick. Yeah. Anyone now, I just munch on it, the whole record. Better add quick, get you sick. So good. Yum, I can't wait to share those in the bunk.

Okay, well, let's see if we can order some as well. I might have to have. No, they're discontinued. That doesn't stop you from being able to buy things on the internet. Out of date. No, no, because I've been trying to buy skinny girl margarita mix for so long. Oh, my God. You know, Real Housewives for a blog.

God, I can't find that shit anywhere. All I want is just one piece of alcoholic merchandise from that show. And it's impossible. Anyway That's really upsetting It's right I'll get over it Like now I'm over it

Okay so space food stick is in Love you're in We'll be back Why did they take these away They were so good They were made of Hydrogenated vegetable oil A.k.a. trans fats

This is why they were so delicious I hope they didn't go down the drain. It's a Fatberg. Fatberg of the food world. I love that. Oh, my God. Well, I mean, obviously that's staying in. So you've already been welcome back by the trans fats.

My favorite way to welcome back. Welcome to the drag sister of Fatberg. It's trans fat. Hey. Okay. On to our second topic of discussion today, which you'll never guess it. It's which horse. You guys are so cool.

Okay, wait. Oh my God, which horse? This is crazy. Okay. What do you think about horses? Mr. Ed? You're a horse girl. Mr. Ed?

Were you a horse girl? Yeah. Yeah. Grand champion? No. So my grandfather had like a pony camp that we would go to. And it was like his life joy. He absolutely loved running the pony camp once a year.

So we would go. Those men always seem like the most like happy with their life. lives of any people. He loved it. He convinced himself for a while that he was a real horse whisperer. But I was like, I think you just like are standing in a ring with a horse like running around. But it was so fierce. So we would do a lot of horse riding as kids. Yeah. But my first time going to pony camp and like, you know, I'm like, you know, I'm the grandchild. Sorry, never baby of the pony ham. Yeah, no, for real, for real. Paris Hilton going into a Hilton. And well, and then I get on a horse the first morning, fall off, break my arm. Oh. Oh. Devastating.

It was probably that awful Veronica. She's always causing mischief around the stables. Oh, I loved that show as a kid. Saddle Club was kind of everything. Yes. But I had a real, I had it out for one of them. The Goody Two Shoes of the group didn't like her. Kate, no, I don't fucking know.

They all had, yeah, there was like, I only cared about the villain, and I love Veronica. Veronica's sick. And the guys were called. The guys were fucking hot. Yeah, I mean, as a child, you didn't have that much, like, access. two hotty-biscotty men in children's media. I was like, I'm not attracted to bumpy and squishy over here. No, that's why I thought that the dog in Ferrell's was hot.

Yeah. Dog and Ferrells, I think, are kind of hot. Yeah, they are hot. So, like, that's fine. Yeah. They're very Melbourne hot, yeah. No, booze. The Ferrell's an arm called down.

Yeah. Carol, Stevie, no, Stevie and Lisa. Lisa, it must have been. Yeah. I had it out for one of them because I was like, oh, you're always so. like by the book. Yeah. Do you know what I mean?

Get your shit together. I'm like horse can't buy the book. That doesn't sound coach. Like let's mix it up a bit. Yeah. Um, yeah, no, love the saddle club. What are the horses do I love? Yeah, did you have like a horse that you, I said Mr. Ed.

Is that a pony guy? No. It's a talking horse from a TV show. Oh, I don't know it. I'm so sorry. You weren't alive in the 60s and 50s when he was really having his. It was big. It was black and wine.

Oh, oh, shit. This is like an old-school war. Oh, you haven't heard of it? It's weird. Good luck with your forehead, man, or whatever. I like, I mean, like, I was always like, solid state plastic toy horses really ticked me right off. Oh, wait. What are you?

Horses. And what did you find? I found a picture of a nice horse. They are so gorgeous. What's the type of horses? What time of horses? It's not a Clydesdale. Well, I was kind of going down the TikTok rabbit hole of horse donkey hybrid.

What's it called? A mule. I didn't know a mule could not have, could not conceive. They can't have a sire. A sire. Yeah. Isn't that, it's kind of tragic, but also like, low-key. But apparently they're sickening, like, pets.

Like, they're sickening. And they can, like, pull. pull their way. Fucking work. Mules. I like, so I like mules. What other things do I like?

What other horses? I mean, I like that they have lashes and I like that their eyes are on the side of their faces. The lashes are crazy. I like that they're so big. And you can braid.

They're gorgeous. So wait, you broke your arm. Did you sue your grandfather? Absolutely not. No, it was, I was really, I had to work through the shame of that. Like, that was a lot.

Do you know what I mean? Did you ever get back on a horse? Yes, of course. Yeah. Get back one. My granddad was kicked in the face by a horse. Holy shit. Yeah, because he loves them so much.

Because he was whispering. And he was whispering. He's like, kicking in the face. They did it. They were like, no worry. Make it look really real. Nay. That's all they ever see that?

Because you know how you, when you walk at the back of a horse, you have to touch its ass while you go around? So they know you're there. Well, yeah, same with me. You have to make sure you're touching my ass. Time with Boisler. Sorry, I really have been with Mini Cooper all week. That's such an old-school drag joke.

Yeah, he didn't. He just forgot and it kicked him in the face and it was really worrying. So what is the horse thinking in that moment? Someone's creeping up my face. Get back. Yeah, get out of my ass hole. Yeah. But what?

You got to pay the doll. Touch it. Yeah, touch the bat. Yeah, so that's that information. So always touch a horse's ass. I would make a good 10-meter space around that hole. Yeah, it's so scary. Imagine being kicked by a horse skull.

And they got those shoes on. Yeah. For on. Crazy. How did they get those on? Do they screw them on? Well, thankfully, TikTok has taught us. They nail them.

Yeah. How to clean a horseshoe. Because it's nailing into like cartilage. Like cartilage. Yeah. Like there's no feeling. It's like nailing into your hair or your fingernails. Would you, if you could have the option of getting a shoe nailed,

to your foot, would you? Yeah, maybe. I was about to say a pleaser, a door. Six inch heels, walking up the mouth. I would get a bordello. As if. Get real. You don't believe I'd have a bordello nailed to my foot.

I think I'm slowly breaking. You can't trick me. I do need to buy some more shoes, though. Same. I have a really horrific hole in my nude pleases. And the other day, so if you can imagine it, I'm wearing two shoes. and at the kind of the big toe of one of them there is a massive gaping hole

where I can poke my toe through and feel the floor, which is kind of nice because on a push turn, I can kind of just like turn on the toe. It's like a tough. It's really fierce. Avatar. But the other week I was performing

and one of the heels of the other one went into the other heel and then through the hole. So I just like, and I couldn't like get it out and I'm like trying to do some choreography. I'm trying to do a choreography. Trying to do some choreography. Next minute, I'm just on the floor.

I've never kind of felt like, fell like that. Because, like, falling in drag, whatever. I'm like, get over it. Like, we all fall. That's kind of sickening. Yeah. But I didn't just fall. Like, I had managed to, like, puzzle my feet together.

Yeah. Scary. It was kind of crazy. And so are you going to go a complete replacement exact same shoe? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And a nude pump. Nude pump. Always.

I love a nude pump. Because you're just like, it goes with everything. Nude pump. And it's kind of like a nod to in Sydney. There used to be these, um, drag queens, it would be called the beige brigade. The beige brigade. Oh my God, I forgot about this.

Yeah, and like, they kind of made fun of it because they were like, they thought they were a little bit hointy to pointy better than everyone else. But they would all wear beige shoes. And I just think it's so fabulous. Do you think there's like now a return of clicks in the Sydney scene? I'll be back to clicks? Like as in like, like, like, like, like, like, cussy, like, or is it like,

because it's got, like, I think the drag scene has gone through a few different iterations where it's gone. Like, maybe, like, specific. in Melbourne when I started it was very clicky yeah I think okay I wrote for a while it was very like the whole thing is like Oxford Street versus inner west yeah like that is kind of thing but I feel like over the years those lines have kind of blurred a bit as certain companies acquire more and more venues all of a sudden we're all working everywhere hi sister so like yeah imperial was bought by the universal it's correct yeah so yeah I feel like that

I don't know. It doesn't really exist that much. You're like, we're now in a monopoly. Well, yeah. Yeah. Okay, good. Yes. I like ketamine.

That's horse tranquilizer. That is true. That is true. Well, I was going to say, um, ketamines. What about spirit? Oh, I guess how I was going to say spirit. Spirit's a hottie. Wait, what is the Stallion of the Simeram?

Wait, like what? Spirit, stallion of the simmer. Is that his like buyer? That's his like, Instabier. Is that not it? Am I crazy? But it's a hot, a hot animated horse.

It does have a certain edge. A genus DeKloat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I was going to say, Artax. Who's the, the one that died in that swamp. Oh,

in Neverending School. Oh, yeah, and that was a gorgy horse too. What about Falap? We can go see him if we want. Well, yeah. You were robbed of a file up. Girl, I heard that you were doing file up

and I was so fucking excited. I know. And then you didn't do it. What the hell? Well, it's because my Lindsay Lohan is just so good. So good. I know. It's really like, it's a, I'm spoilt for choice.

And I look like a fucking idiot because I was like, oh, my God, she's going to do Falaf. And I was like telling the people that, yeah. Yeah. Well, I did a little bit on the show. Like, they got a little second of it. Such a good idea. Just another reason to bring me back. Oh, can you please in their snatch game episode just sit on the judges panel as Falaf.

Wait, wait for it. That would be fear. Wait for it. Yeah, love Falap, big heart. And he was assassinated. What? Far Lap was. Farlap was assassinated.

Farlap was such a good racehorse that when they... Shut up. And he had been the Queen B diva of the Australian racing scene. And then they took him to America to race in some American races. And the mafia in America saw him coming and they had, like, they didn't, like, you know, they had their whole thing set up so that they could win. And it rigged the races. And so someone poisoned Farlaphael.

lap and he died. Was this like the horse mafia or the real? The real mafia who were like really involved in gambling and organized crime. Girl, this like what? 40 year old tea is gagging me. I know. Katie Perry, and Falap used to get his assistance to like...

That's what I heard. On Raya, right? Yeah, well, not right. It didn't exist yet. They just used sniffies. It was called Hayer. Hey, you. Sniffies.

Farlapp on snippies is sickening. This is a T-E. show in the making he fucking would um but everyone's horses yeah oh love oh then you've got like bojack horseman but i never watched that i love that show yeah it's so good but it's like i would never i'm worried that it will make me too depressed i've never watched it and like yeah i'm like kind of when i watch a tv show i kind of become that tv show for like three days do you do that like i walk out of a cinema and i'm like i'm living the life with those people just showed me for like two minutes um so yeah never watched that yeah um um

That's why you're giving such strong King George energy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's why you got that tattoo in the show. You know me. I'm looking for an idol in here. Is that why you keep looking at it? Yeah. You never know. There's Shadow Fax, Gandalf's horse.

Oh, yeah. Okay. Does she do it? Like, why do you know that character name? Because Tolkien was obsessed with horses. But does he, like in the film... Shadow Fax is the fastest horse in it a lot. And just, does that ever come?

up in the film. Yeah. Yeah. It's just rad like the wing. I do remember he writes her. Very fast. I wouldn't say it was the fastest horse I've ever seen caption on the film. That was War Horse.

Have you ever seen the film War Horse? No. No. There was a play called War Horse. Where the horse was played by a puppet. Oh. And it was like this iconic Julie Tameau style like it was like the suggestion of a puppet. But you could see the puppeteers inside of the skeleton.

And then Steven Spielberg saw the play, and it's about a horse going through all of World War I, like Forrest Gumb. And he was like, I'm making this film, but with a real horse. But because of how it adapts to screen, it's just like these little vignettes of like the horse then goes here. And somehow it's just in all these like iconic moments of World War I. But like everyone is obsessed with the horse. But the energy that it gives off is that everyone wants to fuck the horse. And it's like so weird because they're like, look at him. He's so beautiful.

People do get a bit weird with horses. People are obsessed with horses. Well, there was that, that play that Daniel Radcliffe was in where, you know, Equus, yes. Isn't that like, isn't that giving, yeah, like horse fucking stuff? I mean, based on everything I know about that play from Google. Yeah, literally. Google image search.

Yeah, he's naked. And I think he's touching that horse's butt at the same time. I think so. And it doesn't kick him because. he touches the ass. Get naked. Oh, my God. I remember one time when I was dating my first, like, proper boyfriend, we were at, like,

an art opening. He was an artist. And we were at an art opening, sipping wine. And I was, like, had just, like, met a group of new people. And I was like, oh, yeah, my boyfriend's going to be doing a reading here later tonight. And they're like, oh, which one see? And I'm like, you'll see him.

He's like, in the French one, blah, blah. And they're like, oh, good. I'm so excited for you. And then he, like, gets up. But I didn't know what reading he was going to do. And he starts the reading. And he's written this short story. And I'm like looking at the people that I've just met like,

this is him, that's him. And then he's like, tells the story of a man, first person that gets fucked to death by the horse. Holy Jesus. Mr. That's my man. That's my man. And then like as it's happening, I'm like, wait.

Oh my God. That is, and no warning, you've been given. No, no. He was like, it's based on that internet meme of that guy, Mr. Hans, who did really get fucked to, fuck to death, like died of internal bleeding. Oh, my God. But, like, the story starts and he's like, he rolled up to the ranch. And then it ends with this, like, description of the feeling of getting fucked to death by a horse.

And, like, being, like, realizing. like you're kind of touching this like universal void and I was like sipping my mind like Is it an art beautiful? Wow. Yeah. Oh my God. And how long did you date after that?

Oh my God, like another year and a half. Yeah, he broke up with me. I was like, yeah, that's my kind of guy. Well, yeah, I get, yeah. And like he's a pariah. He's causing a scene in a public space. Everyone's paying attention to him. Totally.

He's like disrupting. Yeah, I'm like, uh, wow. He said something deeply inappropriate and then just kept going. I fucking hate that. Yeah, I really wish I could find that story. That is like, yeah, whoa, I'm cool. That's cool for you, girl. I'm so happy for you.

The only way is up. So there's like a poner, I guess. What do you think about friendship is magic? My Little Pony kind of that. Oh, I watched a bony documentary recently. Yeah, which one? it's um the crony dog the jenny nicholson one i think that was it she's so good she is fucking brilliant she's the most compelling human being and nothing that she really

talks about would otherwise interest me that much but she is so fabulous and by the end you're like i need to know everything i watched that one like a four-hour documentary of her ever more no girl star was hotel yes that was so incredible and she gagged than she said Disney Fuck you and everything you stand for And I'd never known anything about it And all of a sudden I'm watching it And I had never been more enthralled

Yeah, it's amazing She's so fantastic She is incredible But I watched her brony docco Obviously Yeah Fabulous So fun

But I didn't realize the Yeah I don't I did feel a sort And sort of like Sorton sort of like A sort of like A certain like moment of, oh, for the bronies.

But then I like, then you kind of zoom out again and you're like, holy fuck. Yeah. That's a brony. Yeah. It's a lot. I think it is an interesting thing where you're like, like empathizing sometimes with straight men. Yeah, I catch myself. It always like, it's like, I, like, I want to do this.

Totally. But then I'm reminded of how weird it is that some of those things. And they're holding like plastic, colorful horses. It takes you out of it a bit. Or they're ponies. Oh my God, well, true. Why are we even talking about this? This is so fucking embarrassing.

Oh, they're not horses. They're ponies. That is disgusting. And Zelda, I'm really fucking sorry. You're so right. What about Bullseye? I'll pick up with lazy afterwards. Oh my God, I love Bullseye.

Bullseye, that goofy horse that's friends with... You don't like? What's wrong? I don't like Toy Story. Why? Because... I don't think you've seen it. First computer animated film.

She's not seen it. It's good, girl. I've seen Toy Story. Have you seen... What happens in Toy Story? Tell us one thing that occurs If you can tell me one thing That's happened in Toy Street

In all of them In all the 5 and 6 or whatever there are Okay Here's the storyline of Toy Story Toy Story 1 Don't look it up Is he off his phone? No no no no he's off his phone

No phones Okay So The Barren wasteland of his memory Boy gets a new toy Okay Bars light ear Yes

Because there's That's the new toy T he brings it home and Buzz lightly it doesn't get along with Tim Allen

Tim Allen plays Buzz Allen then the next thing I can see in my mind is maybe like an evil brother's bedroom or something and there's like a doll head

with tarantula legs and I think that's the end of the movie she's kind of right she's not wrong is that I've seen the movie also I just think

like 50% of the thing and like I have already taken you to task on this but like that sounds amazing and like nothing has ever better represented us or our way of drag or our way of artistry than like a singular leg with a fishing pole attached and a tarantula with a doll head attached like those fucked up toys incredible love it and i always used to love the scene in toy story too where woody gets like replaced or whatever yeah it's

such like, it's like ASMR before that was T. Mm-hmm. And then Al's toy bar. Amazing. Another Newman show. Yeah, so good. You got to get into it. Don't.

Okay, don't. Okay, don't. Truly. You know how I said I cry at the drop of a hat? That's a real one though. That one is fucked. That's the good one. Oh, have you seen Flo?

No, but is that the one that won the... With the cat? No, but I, it's the first whatever... If you want to get fucked up, that's a real cryer. No, I can't. I, oh my God. I watched Coco, and that was like, like the worst thing that's ever happened to me.

No, don't roll your eyes because you, I know you haven't seen it. I'm just confused. They're just shifting. Put her down. You're holding Zelda by her neck. Sorry, I'm sorry. Don't roll your eyes because I know you haven't seen it. I just have such feminine strong hands.

I lost everything. Yeah, that's okay. That's fine. Let's move on. Who cares? Epona. What are the horses that are there? Well, there is that iconic, wait, what?

Horses. Pona from Zelda. Link's horse. I love that. Me too. Oh my God. Put in whatever fucking horse. No.

No, girl. It's about you too. What about that fabulous horse that like has the rainbow behind it in that flash game? You know? Like, bro, you know what it was like took over the world. The cat? I think it's the, that you're talking about the Pop-Tart cat. A Pop-Tart cat.

No. There was a like a medal. horse that like ran through space with a rainbow behind it. I don't know that. It's way better than this. Does Pegasus? No, that's different. No, that's a Pegasus.

And that'll get in maybe when which Pegasus gets. But, um, okay, invite me back for that week. I've got an answer. What about, um, like the, oh my God, what is it? Oh my God, the horse from the Paris Olympics opening where it was like running along the water. And it was like a mechanical horse that was running along the water.

about the Trojan horse. Gosh, we can hide so many things inside. Yeah. Robot unicorn attack. Sorry everyone. It was a unicorn.

I'll bring it up. Well, that's why we didn't bring it up. But we were actually. If you ever said like robot, unicorn flying. Which robot? We've already done that, sweaty.

Oh, thank. Yes. Okay. Which horse. Yeah, no. We're talking about horses. Not ponies, not robots. Surely you love the Trojan horse.

I think that's quite good. I think that's good. I think that's probably the most. And like, oh my God, what could we put inside it to bring into the bunker and that's true do you know what i mean like we could use this as kind of like a could go in there like is there something that you really want in there that hasn't been out to get in and we could trojan horse it in it might be vb oh you want vb so more men

more yeah just more guys we don't need to smuggle her in we can just put her in victoria beckham oh that vb yeah oh she like a horse arrives outside of the bunker and Victoria Beckham's inside. That could be sick me. Amazing. I'm down, girl. This is a historic moment. She's been trying to get in ever since episode one.

Because Romeo Beckham is in. He's the Beckham that got in. Famously. And now she's photography curious to alluring. Yeah. Yeah. No, Romeo is. Or is that the other one?

Yeah. Oh, fuck. Sorry. But the youngest Beckham. Is that a house? No, there's another. I love them. I'm kind of obsessed.

The one who's. The one that got away. The one that's been like doing impersonations of his dad on that yacht recently. No, I don't know what you're talking about. Don't worry. Should we bring her in? Okay. The Trojan horse with the sound of a British woman inside going ice.

Okay, perfect. We'll take a break. And welcome back to every world. And welcome back. It is now time for the final category. Space Horse. Hey. What would you like to be discussed?

Bring it before the court. Mine is like super whatever. But it means a lot to me personally. Is it space or horse? Because we've just done. I know you took my zero. But I want to decide what like pub meal gets into the bunker. Because whenever I'm like, I the other day, only two weeks ago, I went to the pub by myself and got a steak sandwich after doing a 9 a.m. drag gig.

Wow. And nothing, I felt like such an alien. I was like, I still had spirit gum in my hair. And I went up. I was like, yeah, just one steak sandwich. What was on the sandwich? I got steak. So it's a thin steak.

Bread. It's a thin, I guess the one I got. The bread that I got was kind of like, it was like a tip top variety. You know what they do it on one of those? Yeah, right. Maybe a little bit fancier. What pop were you going to? Just one, just a pub.

And then it had steak, lettuce, tomato, caramelized onion, and I add a fried egg. Yum. Because like, hello. Proteins. And it's just such, like, I. steak sandwich is just such a beautiful, you get a bit of airy thing. Wait, so did it come with a side of fries? It did. It did indeed.

But is the steak like steak? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So steak is like, you can't have, it can't be minced, like it's not minced patty. Totally, totally. It's not a boneless chicken. It can't be that. It's not, it's not, it's like, pre-being destroyed. Like, it's all, like, sinewy.

So in this gorgeous meal that I had. It was like a thinner, like what... Like you could bite through it in one go. Yeah, someone would call it like a minute steak, but that kind of gives that like a certain Boganesque quality to it. And maybe it was just one step. A pub meal? I know.

Well, pub meals are now fucking... Oh, they're crazy. Ridiculous. Go, 30 dollars and upwards. For what? I get, and like, I'm like, this is not what we're meant to be doing. Well, the pub near my house does on a Monday night. Hold on.

Two for one adult meals. Wow. And a steak is included in that. Wow. You can get two steaks for $30. That's insane. Girl, you're telling me. Shit.

And what source comes to just like the plane? Well, you know, your regulars, you get your pepper, your mushroom, you know, all of that. Amazing. Well, because obviously, like, as a vejo. Oh, my God, are you both vegetarian? Well, I'm PESCO. She's vejo. Oh, that.

But, like, I think that it does, because two things. It means that when you go to a pub, you generally have one option. Yeah. Which is good. No, it's a liberation. Is it always fucking nachos, true? Oh, I would say you get nachos? Sometimes.

Sometimes. Yeah. Oh, of course. And for me, I can have a fish and chips. Oh, yeah. Okay. They sometimes will have like a yonoki. Oh, yeah, true.

Yeah. Oh, God, I picked the worst. No, no, no. But I also think that of the times when I want to eat meat the most, it's when there's like watching people eat a fabulous chicken palmer or something. And I'm like, that looks so fun what you're doing. Totally. Cheesy.

It is quite, it's quite fabulous. And then when people get a steak, you're just like, that is so far out of the realms of like something that I have like experienced recently that I'm just like, what's happening? Well, my tears is like, I would never make that at home ever. But it's a pub, me. But you go to a pub and it just feels so like, oh. That's the atmosphere. Jake at the pub. Like, what the hell?

I'm such an adult. Are they like 38 bucks? Go, mint. But you do get the big knife. Yeah. In the sheath. So it's like if you stab your waitress, you don't have to pay. You know how they bring like big knives in like a paper sheath.

Yeah. And you get to unsheath your knife. It's so fabulous. What about what's with that like brown liquid under the steak? Love that. I don't understand. Because like, was it in water? No.

Oh, you mean the liquid. So that I think my God just would. Yeah, the jude or maybe even. The ballad. Sometimes I see. Sometimes. Sometimes it feels like it might. be bloody.

Blood? Or maybe not blood. Maybe it's juice. I think it's like moisture coming out of the steak. Would you ever like go out to a cow and like bite it and suck the blood out? I personally wouldn't. But I haven't been that, you know, I've been paid recently. But if the cow is in a pub.

Oh, darling. All bets are off. I like it mooing. Yeah. I mean, that's it. Because it's so hard when they have like a seasonal vegetable salad. Girl, they fuck y'all up with the veggie options. And it really piss me the fuck off.

Because it's actually so simple, easy, gorgeous and stunning. Like, have we all discovered the world of MSG? It's not that hard to make things taste good. I know, right? So, like, why are we not slaying for the girls at the pub? I think it's a, like, the chef's, sheffing culture says, like, that if you cook veg or you're not really cooking. Like, I think a lot of guys that I used to work with in hospital have, like, that feeling of, like,

yeah, I do these things, but only so I can get to the real shit. Whatever. Like doing a perfect steak or something. Okay, you're a chef. Cool. To our chef listeners. Do you know anything about Elmer's glue stick? Didn't think so.

Yeah. You may have served, but have you ever served? Huntie. Yeah. Hunting. Yeah. I don't like... So, yeah, what's your tea then?

What would you pick? So I was going to say, like, I don't like pub meals. Good. Okay, I'm blonde. No, I don't know. But, like, come, like, two. fancy like I agree with you. The pub meal needs to be keeping it real. But that's we've actually lost that. The culture is dead. Yeah. Like it could still be. Okay. So like let's say the word maybe like

gastropub is like where they kind of send it a bit. And I just need to move it back to like shit hole pub. I wouldn't I shit hole pub but like still edible. No like shit hole pub that's like we're not moving down to like R.SL level. No. And then like below RSL's like cruise. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know what I'm saying? Someone I was told you recently was like, I got offered to do a cruise ship and I was like, are you going? That sounds amazing. And they're like, no, that sounds awful.

And I'm like, oh yeah, you're right. That does. Cruise ships are my biggest fear. Like you get on there, it's a floating RSL. What are you meant to do? Drink, put money in the pokies and then like, jump off. Jump the fuck off.

Although I did watch the documentary about the poop crews recently. Oh my God. I've been hearing all about. I've been watching a lot of documentaries, girl, the Star Wars Hotel, the poop crew. How much poop do you have to do? There was a lot of poop. So do you want to know the tea?

Tell me the tea. So basically what happened is they're in the middle of the ocean as a cruise does. And they had to reroute or some shit. And they were like, oh, MF, G, G, G, G, G, G, we don't have. We have to, like, shut this shit down or something. I don't know. I wasn't really listening. But they had to reroute.

So they were on the ocean for three extra days than they had it anticipated. And then all of a sudden, shit started going wrong, power shuts down. So all the people are handing out red bags for your shit. They're like, don't shit in the toilet girl because there's not, it can't flourish. So you need to shit in this bag. Can't you just hang your little butt off the side? Go all the confessionals. The confessionals in this documentary, they're like, they were handing us back.

And we had to shit in the back. And it was so horrible. It's crazy. Where did this shit go after? I think they come collect it. They came and collected it? Yeah, they were on there, shitting in bags like four days. I mean, like, honestly, what was an issue with, like, the whole mechanics of the ship was a triumph for hospitality service workers who were like, I'll come and collect your red shitty bag.

Yeah, and they said that these people started, like, hoarding food and stuff. Oh, my God. Crazy. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You should be like, I'll do a cruise, but only if it's a poop cruise. Only if we reenact it.

Well, that's it. Well, that's it. I'm like, the sort of cruises that I get invited to go on. We'd be like, bears at sea, shit in your bags. I would love that. The bearcats night. Like, come on, girls. Recreated the booze cruise.

I love that. Yeah. Okay, yeah. Shit in the bag. Or in Larry's mouth. Oh, my God. Yeah, if they had enough guys into Scat there, they really could have, like, doubled the money. Yeah, wait, maybe we could, we should move into this space.

Yeah. All we need is a cruise ship. And how much could that possibly cause? Yeah, no worries. So now, like, go. Yeah. Universal hotels is paying. After Titanic?

Honey, cheap. Cheap. No one's going to see. Yeah, okay. Yeah. But yeah, pub meal. Yeah, okay. So we do, like, also chips for the table.

Oh, yeah. Okay, yeah. What are you ordering first? The MVP of the pub is AOLI. Love. Yeah. But I used to work in a pub and I worked in a pub like just pre-COVID vibes where all of sudden the general, the GP, if you

will, discovered what AOLI was. Uh-huh. And I just felt they would always ask for garlic aoli. Where's my garlic a-Oli? And I'm like, oh, a-Oli. Is garlic in it down. Do you want lion eyes or do you want fucking AOLI? And it would ship me to Tiaris. And if someone got

chips without AOLI, it's like you like, I don't even know. It's like the worst crime you could ever commit to a person. I don't know if you know the history of this part, but Do you love AOLI or some shit? No, there was a time where I spent maybe half an hour talking about how he didn't get sauce with chips.

Oh, don't get me wrong. It's got to have a lubricant. I agree. What are you trying to fuck me? It's the best part, but like people act as if like, I don't even know. Like you chopped both their legs off and ate them in front of them. I didn't even near. Like you just asked them to shit into a bag.

Yeah. I love that you specified the color of the bag. Was it opaque? Or was it transparent? I believe it was red. What do you think the bags before? prior to the incident. Why did they have so many of the bags?

That's such a fucking good question. Maybe dead bodies, a lot of people die on cruises. How big were the poos? It's true. Or how small were the body? You just got one baggage. Yeah.

Just fill it up down. Do you have your corpse bag? It filled in the shit? Corpse bag. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm a shit bag. Ew. It was a boneless chicken bag.

Yeah. It's the same thing. Margaret, we're going to need three more corpse bags. Yeah, I don't know what the bags are for. I will write in. I'll write in to Netflix. Yes. And ask.

But, yeah, I don't know. So, yeah. I mean, I. Back on topic. I really is making me hungry, though. Yeah. Wait, what part was making you hungry? The shit bag.

The shit, corpse bags. Obviously mad. Cut a little hole and, like, icing pipe it into your mouth. Yeah. Stunning, no, no need to go up to the windjammer or whatever the fuck. Those fuck ass cantinas of slop are where they just got space food sticks and a fucking fries. Girl, shoot me in the fucking face before I ever go on a cruise. If I'm honest, I'm still just thinking about a stiletto heel through another heels hole.

Yeah, and that's how babies are made. It's crazy. Stop thinking about it. So dangerous. Okay, so for the table, I'm definitely getting, if there's a wing variety, I'm probably probably going to get it, like a buffalo wing. I like to eat something that hurts. You're such a meat eater.

Yeah, it's kind of, yeah, I guess. I like my chicken with bone and without. Yeah, that's the, but not at home. Never at home. Like, if I was at home, this bone would be good. Um, yeah, I love, I love to feel some nourishment sometimes. I think buffalo wings are so chic. Hit and miss.

Oh. I just like love that glaze that makes your fingers. I love the glaze. And your hands are. seeds on. What? Sometimes. I love sesame seeds.

And it's super spicy, like, I like it's so spicy that you're, like, knows, like, you've got the snot going and, like, you've got the hands are, like, disgusting and crusty. That's kind of the experience I'm looking for. Yeah. Why is honey married to these things? Like, when did that happen? American people. We need that sweet.

That honey is creeping into places all around. Like, um, hot honey pizza. What? What? You've never had? It's really good. But, like, honey's everywhere. But when it gets not hot, it's not so enjoyable to chew through honey.

No, no, no. So the tea is, is the hot. It's not temperature hot. It's chilly hot. Oh. But probably both at the same time. Yeah, ideally. You can have whatever you want in this world.

The world is your oyster. Maybe come touch, the pearl. Yeah, I'd get a buffalo wing. And then it's, I think a nacho is nice if you've got a vegetarian friend. Because it's a crowd place off. Yeah, I feel like, and like, depending on how it gets messy quick. jalapinos are but yeah but then the end bit of the nacho when they're all in nacho mama you got to mix here's the okay tell me about it you either make it like lasagna

totally where like you've got some layers of the ingredients totally totally totally or you like put in half the ingredients do a mix and then top with the rest I agree if you just put fucking chips in a plate and then coated in shit couldn't agree more the chips underneath are going to be very dry and but you know what sometimes the blessing of having a dry morsels at the bottom. I like the crunch. Like if the guok is there, you're like, okay, well, thank God we have something to scoop this guack.

That's true. The thing that just kind of annoys me is that like you get to the, what, you get to the 75% mark and all of a sudden it's just like a gray kind of. Gloopy doop. And you're like, are there still chips in there? And you're like, still survivors in there? No, truly. I don't know what I'm eating, but let's hope it tastes good.

But what about when you think you've picked up a chip, but it's just hardened cheese. Yeah. That's good. Hey. That's good. Oh, I was like hey. They're describing something disgusting. No, that's a cheese chip.

And then what else have you got on an, what else have you got? You got a buffalo wing, got a nacho, that's fabulous. And then for like a main, what are you, you're going to get a fish and chip? I mean, like a battered fish and chip. I feel like it's, like, a classic. It's a classic and it's something that's like so hard to fuck up, but it's also impossible to do well. Absolutely. Like, it's like, it's never been a mate.

I've never felt, I've never felt worse after fish and chips sometimes. It's like, I am a fatberg. Like, I'm an oil slick. Like, baby, the fat bug is me. Like, it's crazy. Like, fish and chips from, like, fish and chips shop. Yeah, because when... No, pub, fish and chips.

I feel like when it's good, it's real good. But when it's bad, it's like an oil slick. I, like, I think the oil slickification of it all. Like, I just, like, was it always like this? I guess in the 90s, we were just eating, like, space food sticks and, like, fried battering. I'm so sick of nutrition. Take me back.

I hate it. And then what about you, Miss Sold? Okay, so, like, my nonna makes, like, eggplant parmesan. Yeah. So it's, like, very good. So, like, parmigana is, like, I just wouldn't roll the dice. The worst thing I ever had in a pub, and I'm even, like, so sad that I'm talking about this. It was at a Monday night bingo, so it's already grim.

And I was with a friend of... Who was hosting? Oh, Franja Penny, the best drag queen in the world. That's the only reason I went. Yeah. And Fran's gorgeous partner was there who is... vegan and I was like oh I'm going to be like such a solidarity sister and like get a vegan meal like whoa like I'm not going to bring the social points are high bitch and it's only Monday

and so I ordered a tofu snitzel oh wow that is fucking crazy bit if it says tof I'm like it was a block of tofu no when like it was it was heinous and I turned to James I was like is this what you eat and he's like yeah this is it how long ago is this this was maybe two years okay you put a lot of fabulous detail into your stories and i really appreciate that oh thank you yeah i feel like sometimes i'm criticized for the amount of detail like who was there what was their name what did they order i need to have an i have to have an image of what the negative space looks like i couldn't agree that they are of this tea.

I couldn't agree more. Okay. Well, I think that the winner should be, not to like make it about me, but I think that the best all-round thing is like a parmesan. Like everyone- I think it is a parmy. I don't even eat parmesan because I don't like pork. But like, I-

Is it pork on parmy? Girl, they go crazy. Mother. On a parmesan? Yes, there is. There's bacon. Yeah, thank you. Well, like a pork situation.

So you've got your chicken, then you've got your tomato sauce, and then you've got a bacon or like a ham. I don't fucking. I thought it was ham. Oh, maybe it's ham. What? Sorry, when I said pork, I just meant like... You just been pig.

Yeah. Pig baby. Yeah. And then there's cheese. That's what makes it a palm. On the... Wait, what? Like a thin layer of a secondary pig meat.

Yeah, it's crazy. They double meat. Double meat. It's fucked. I don't really fuck with double meat. I'll always fuck with one meat, never two. Yeah, right. You know?

I'm monogamous with my meats. I remember we went into this town in China, and they were like, the town slowly. is if it has what was it if it has two legs and isn't a person will eat it if it has four legs and isn't a table we'll eat it and if it flies and it isn't a plane we'll eat it that's a i like that it's like eat it all or don't eat anything let's put the pork on your fork with the chicken and the stalk i just made that up no no totally girl i couldn't agree more um But yeah

I don't know What are we gonna pick girls Yeah I think like You're right with the parmi It's an Australian You say parmi And it's a parma Is it parma?

Oh Fuck It's just one of these Dumb state things Like with you With your pots Your pots of beer Like beer

Like beer It's a midi It's a what? A midi A midi Like it's a midsize I thought you said Schooners

Scooters So a bigger So a schooner So it goes midi Which is like the baby Like the half size And you got a A stooner

And then a pint We are I say so And then you've got a pot. Schooner pipe? Yeah. Scunas. Yeah. Creeping down.

Creeping down? Yeah. We've had schooner since I was, yeah. Schoonie anna? I can't keep up. Maybe is the pub meal just a schooner? A lone schooner at the front bar by yourself. A couple of cougars, thanks, mate.

Have you not seen what that is? Incredible. I'm just a girl. How dare you make me remember that? There's an ad from the 90s, which is incredible. For the whiskey brand, is it? It's like a whiskey pre-mix or like something. But there's a guy and you're hearing his internal monologue

while he's in the line at the bar and he's like, one gin and tonic, two beers and a glass of wine. One gin and then he walks up to the bar and this like hot, bang and broad turns around and her like jugs are pressed up against the inside of this white t-shirt where the word cougar is stretched out on her giant rack. And he goes, four cougars, thanks, mate. Way.

She's fucking fierce Why is she not at the pubs that I go to? That could be your next snatch game. Why is she in the bonker? Oh my God, I'm totally doing her. Yeah. Wait,

how do we get her in? But I think it is like a very core memory probably for a lot of straight boys but also for gay boys being like, wow, she's fabulous. She's incredible. Cougar girl.

She controls that guy. She tricked him. It's what guys want and what girls want at the end of them. Yeah, exactly. I don't know. Four cougars things, man.

hot yeah okay well yeah like it's just a gun and he's like one gun thanks whatever's on that t-shirt he'll do is that the pub meal we should put in anthrox thanks for

yeah no wait what what's your suggestion could you go to the pub desk or whatever the bar we've got a bar we've got a bar we've got a bar there we do have reggie's

do you go outside Do you know, have you heard of Auntie Donna? Yeah. Okay. So the other day we're talking about Auntie Donna. Okay. And they was like, oh, yeah, well, that Lady Donna group. Oh, you're very me like that.

I don't know anything about anything. She's like, should we get Lady Donna? Yum. Sounds good. She died when she went through that tunnel. Oh, rest her soul. Four Cougars, please. Um, yeah, no, my, I think Zelda, we can incorporate your proposal by saying that whatever meal we pick is now emblazoned across this white t-shirt of the bartender.

And so it's like, if it's a palm, uh, and then it's, and then he's like, oh, fishing chips and a steak, fish and chips, two palmas, thanks, you know. What would Victoria Bep can be happy with when she comes out of the Trojan horse to eat? Oh, she, she probably doesn't eat, though. She's not doing that. She would love a space food stick. Oh, she would. She's probably eating them in the Trojan. Like, she would be like, one half now and one half later.

Literally. She's like, I'll have this and a women's multivitamin and I'll be stuffed. Yeah. And we'd be fabulous. That's kind of her dream, I'm sure. Yeah. A rod. A rod of energy.

Trans fat. Rod of energy. Oh. Okay. So. I think, yeah. or, I mean, you did make a great case for that steak sanga. It was, it's sickening.

That's probably the most delicious thing you've described. And you get like everything in it. And like, what is better than doing a 9 a.m. drag gig that you totally forgot about on a Sunday morning and getting out of drag, contributing to the fatberg and walking down the road and grabbing yourself a solo steak sandwich stoned out of your mind. There's nothing better. That's pretty good. And a pub squash to go with.

A pub squash. I controlled myself and I didn't say Raspberry Lemonade, but. Oh, a fire engine? It's putting that out there. Sorry. Fire engine. What? Is that what you call it?

I call it a fire engine. Is that you called that or people call it? No, my dad, that's what we would get. You said it like it was like universal knowledge. No, but that's a thing that everyone knows. That's a thing. It's lemonade. It's a gorgeous lemonade with, um.

With raspberry? With raspberry in it. It's a fire engine. That's very pub. Because like it's red and then like when you see like a fire truck go past. Like, they're red to, like, yeah. Yeah. I was like, as I was falling asleep last night, I was like.

I'm glad that story reminded you. You know, because I'm now falling asleep now. I don't know. But just like, I was like, it's so funny how back in the day you'd have like shantilly cream and like fire engines or whatever where it's like people would name foods after things that they reminded them of. Yeah. And I was like, it's so interesting that now that there's like those desserts that just

look like a mango straight up, you know, like. Have you seen that online? I don't what you mean, yeah, yeah. And it's like, have we lost the ability for, like, figurative thought? And now we just have, like, only literal representations of things. Is that what the world has come to? I think so. Like, we don't have, like, this thing kind of evokes the thing.

It just needs to look like the thing. Well, I look exactly like a space horse. I forgot to say horse girl before. Oh, well. Who's a horse girl? You know, look it. Oh, yeah, the DJ. Oh, DJ.

Yeah. My bar and my rules. So cool. I want it to be her. I want to have one of those horse masks so badly. But with my makeup on it. Yes. Oh, my.

There's time. There's always time. But there's never money. Yeah. You're right. You're right. So unless you can, oh my God, that should be the prize on drag race one time. You know, when they give away.

You get custom fierce drag jewels, a custom prosthetic. Oh, wait. That already happened. And vibe never got it. It did happen. vibe was like putting in the request for some titties and they like sent her through like what looked to be like some hideous creation from kiyama del Torah like tithies because she just wanted like a new titty bib yeah like one that was bespoke like that plastic tiara one

and then they sent her back like someone who'd never seen a cougarad to save their life yeah she should say out of the reference yeah like it was just bizarre bizarre like gray Oh, she should have got them sent. Are you fucking kidding? She was actually like... Gray Titty playing. Oh, my God. And it was so sad because like, yeah, she like won that challenge and then that was her prize.

Like this shit thing that no one would want. Yeah, it's better than my glitter that never arrived from the website that's clearly from a defunct glitter business. I'm like, great work. Wow. Okay, well... My $3,000 worth of glitter that I'll never get. Oh.

Oh, well, whatever. I know. You were only going to throw to Nazis anyway. Yep. Well, I guess the Nazis win. Yep. Yet again. Yeah, okay.

Yeah, I'm sorry. I don't know. Famously, they didn't win. I know. Okay. So we have a t-shirt that says steak sandwich across it. In my mind's eye, I'm seeing like white bread with a piece of steak. Yeah.

That is my understanding of steak sandwich. That sounds awesome. That sounds awesome. Okay, but yeah, but yeah, we all need to be wearing that. that white. Yes. Can I ask a question? Totally.

They're like mallet. Like I love a rubber mallet. Oh, I know what you're talking about. I love a rubber mallet. Like a, like a meat mallet. But that meat mallet with like the spiky edge. What do you use that for? For tenderizing.

So say you go. Break up the fibers. Totally. So you know like you get a, if you've seen a chicken stencil how it's quite thin, yeah? Yes. That's not in nature. No.

There's no thin chicken. Well, they just get the skinny chickens. Yeah. The ones without the bones. Yeah. Yes. Those skinny. tea chickies um but they you get your breast and you take your meat mallet and you pound it on the

chicken on the fucking chicken yeah and then you cover it in flour and shit but you just get it nice and thin with the meat mallet and you can also use it on like different other meats to tenderize it but i couldn't tell you what that means so like that person fluns it out but it doesn't all break apart no because it's so like the meat is like held together by strands of protein yeah it's kind of crazy when you think about it but you can also use that I guess to like crunch up like little biscuits for cakes and stuff. Put them inside of a red bag and smash it out of the laundry cupboard where if we keep the poop bags.

And then we got the cookie bags. Yeah. And the corpse bags of those. But why don't you just use like a rolling pin? Well, I don't have any of these things and I use a wine bottle. Because that's the only thing I've got in my kitchen. You seem to have such a plentiful supply of those. I know.

They just keep popping up. I don't know, he keeps buying this. Gonna have to get another one. I know, I'm like, I'm going to need another one of theirs, but yeah. Yeah, no, but the thing that's compelling about the meat mallet is the tiny little pyramid spikes. Yes, yeah, yeah, it is really fabulous. That's cool. Yeah.

Like, it, yeah. And you'll never know of that. You can buy one to tenderize, I don't know, some carrots. Actually, kale would really. Cale, yeah. Tenderized kale is a must. Or, like, if you roast a potato and then, before. Like the last 10 minutes of cooking, you could smash it and it would go gorgeous and crunchy.

Crispy little. But you could use anything else for that. But she doesn't drink. She doesn't have wine bottles. You don't drink either. Can't use a can of Pepsi to tenderize a potato. You could try. It could be good.

My do of those Pepsi cans from the year 2001 when Lord of the Rings was coming out. Maybe I could use those. Do they have the horse on one of those cans? I reckon Shadow Fax is in there somewhere. Shadow Fax. Yeah. Yeah, fierce. Okay.

Okay. Well, now we've arrived at the part of the episode where our guest, that's you. That's me. The Space Horse. Hi. You don't look anything like a spacehorse. I know. It's so weird.

I just look like a really beautiful lady. Yeah. That's right. You'll never be a famous DJ. But you get to add one item or thing to the bunker that is unassailable. Oh, I know. Oh, my God. I have to add a mug bazook.

Mug, bazooka Do you know what a mug bazookies? Like Homer for Mudge Simpson? What is it? Okay, well, okay, so you know when you're in drag? I have... Do you know about that? Yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, she's got a gig coming up. She's going to know shoes. It's fierce. So when you're in drag and you're feeling exceptionally muggy, like Muggy, like Mugiana, you like, you kind of like bazook the audience like this. With your face and... So you have two hands in front of your chin,

and you're kind of like moving them in this kind of like Parkinson's-esque way. Like the host of Parkinson's. Like if you can imagine the mood, like, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-what you do with your hands for that. That's a mug bazooker. And like you just need to like bazook the audience

with your beauty. Yeah, that's good. But we in our house, somebody made us a physical mug-bizooker. So it's like a big bazooker that goes over your shoulder that's covered in glitter that says mug-bizook. on it. Oh, so you got your glitter. Yeah, honey, I got my glitter. I got my

glitter. That's incredible. Does it have it has mug bazooka written on the side? Totally, it does. And it's got a it's got a piece of like fire that's coming out of the end of it that says mug on it. Okay, that's still pretty good. So I think we need to add a mug bazooka so we can all like bazook each other down there.

Fuck yeah. How else are we going to know when we're like looking sickening? We're always in need of another weapon. A mug bazooker. Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. We can use that to like fight the end of world or whatever. Yeah. Fight the end of world. What is it? Amble flying off into space, me like, I got mom.

Oh, honey, a mug bazook will take her down. Shoot her out of the sky with your mug. She's got no chance, Mama. Incredible. Well, yeah, I want to add a mug bazooka. And you have just done so. Thank you for letting me. And it can never be removed.

Don't try it, girl. What are you going to do to protect yourself? What, did you remove someone's? And they got really mad because Brenda Brest came on this program. What did she put in? What did you hate? What did you hate? She took out.

So bayonetta icon is in the... You can't take bayonetta out. She's got glasses. She's smart. She only took her glasses out. Oh, what that book? So now bayonetta is trapped for eternity. Blind.

Or, you know, impaired. Bitch. I don't like that. Same. But Brenda, you're fierce. So I'm not going to start... I'm not going to start bayonetta beef with you. Yeah.

Make sure if you're in Sydney, you go and see B cup. You know, a guest like me, I would never, ever go against the rules of the podcast and do some like that you know those brew girls they get a big wig and all of a sudden they're taking off bay and it's glasses maybe what i'll do to get my revenge is when brenda's vision starts to fail her and she gets glasses every time i see i'll just get him and i'll smash them on the ground i love i feel like that's a really good and fair that's a same way to act yeah and like they have good deals on glasses now like she's fine she shouldn't waste more money because i'll just break those ones as well yeah well sorry that happened to you girls but i've heard honestly the best time thank you

for coming do you have anything to plug while you're here um my instagram is space horse and that's it i guess i don't know come see a show if you're ever in sydney i work at the imperial we have fabulous fabulous shows on a friday night they're all three we've got the friday slot we've got the friday slot what time we do an eight nine ten show and we do like classic dinner shows that are very reminiscent of the old... So you're done by 10.30? Yeah. We're done by 1030. And then sometimes I'll stay around and do the late shows as well. You do the late shows? Yeah. So I'll do like a, it's a long night. It's good. Yeah. It's good. It's key. No wonder you hate drag. What are you yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's heinous. Um, but what time of the late shows? The late shows are it's

giving a gorgeous like 1130, 1230, maybe 12.1. How often do celebs come into the Imperial? Oh, honey, all the time. No, because I feel like that's just a Sydney thing. We sometimes have celebrities. What's been the biggest? We've had one young diva get chucked out. One time, Paulini got chucked out. Paulini knew it being her. She caused a scene, darling.

Yeah, no, for real. This time I'm getting kicked down. Like, she had to go. We were doing the worst production show of all time. Like, we had this Muriel's wedding show that was fabulous, but it was like just pulled together because we love Muriel's wedding. We were like, yes, we can do that.

And then Hugo Weaving came. and I was like, why of all the shit did you have to come, meow, gorgeous? But yeah, that was fun. That was pretty crazy seeing Hugo weaving at the end of the rings, yeah. Yeah, that was like a full circle moment. And who did he play in that one?

The sexy elf man. Yeah. I mean. Hugo, play El Ron. El Ron, of course. As I said, sexy elf man. The originator of Scientology. Yeah.

But yeah, come see a show. We do like old school, 90s drag. We're trying to bring it back. Bring it back. Yeah. Some places that never went. No, but, you know, we're trying to... Yeah, that's good.

Trying to bring it back. Bring back production shows. Oh, they fath. Oh, I mean, I hate them personally. No, you'd love them. Are you kidding? I love watching them. I just hate doing them.

You get to rock up and do the same thing every week. It's faboo. Well, it's more like theater for me. Yeah. Our issue with production shows is that we would only do them once. Yeah, we would do this like elaborate production shows stage them and then never do them again. That's the worst thing ever. They were always bad.

But incredible, incredible. You got to do that every week. And then you rock up and you just get to, like, play with the show every week. Isn't that so gorgeous and fun? Yeah. Yeah. You would love it. Maybe.

Because then you also don't have to do a heinous spot, which is my worst. It's the worst part of the drive. What's your, like, go-to spot? Oh, God. I'm so. I actually do. This time, I know it's for real a lot. It's just an easy, gorgeous crowd pleaser.

Yeah. But I love, you know, I've been doing a lot of chaperone recently, which is good. But she's, well, when she comes back, certainly you need to be her. She's never seen any of my stuff, which is so rude. All the best stylists have. I see a lot of booty boo-de-boo drag impersonators of chapel, and I feel like you're the only one that I haven't immediately gone like, well. Yeah.

Because you look so sickening. And like you make it even more draggy than she is. Thank you. I know. It's kind of crazy. But yeah, hit me up, Chappel. I'm sure she listens. She does, actually.

She loves it. She's a horse girl. She hates listens, though. She's like, fuck you, a little fan. She doesn't agree with the idea we put in. Yeah. It's paint that doesn't dry. Totally.

Well, we should put her in and butter her up. That'd be cool. All right. Well, sick. Should we go eat a pub meal now? I'm like so hungry after all that. Yeah. Okay.

So this week, we've got topic one space. We put in space food sticks, yon. Space food sticks, honey. The rod that gives it to you. Yeah. Sorry. Shit. Do you not remember the old billboard?

No, but like. To you. Our horse is, of course, the Trojan horse. And what's hiding inside. Just the British woman's whispering eight. That's so cool. And the pub meal. We went for a steak sandwich.

Fuck, I was so excited. SIG sandwich, written on the 90s Kuga Girl t-shirt. And then everyone orders a steak sandwich. Yeah, I'm just glad I got a sneaky one in there. That's a good. And then the additional element is, of course, the mug bazooka. Incredible week. on the pod. Thank you so much for coming.

I had the best time. I love you both so much. Thank you. The feeling is mutual. And do you know, some of my down-under season sisters are going to be so mad because I've been like, we've got to have you on the pod and then like the first guest back. I'm like, no, we're going to have someone

from a different state who also works in the field of drag and it's not being. Well, be fearsome, be free at 12 o'clock on a Tuesday. You heard it. Jesus, correct. You heard it here first. Don't hate the player, hate the gorgeous mug. Yeah, the mug zooker. Okay. And we'll see you all in hell. Bye. Bye.

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