Death To Everyone - Death To... Swimming Strokes, Villains & Dreams

Episode Date: January 28, 2025

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Everybody! We've switched gears. This is our first episode of our new podcast. Death to everybody. Everybody's gonna love that. Yeah. Your body, my body, everybody. I love being here with you, my friend.

I love being here with you, my friend. I love your makeup. Okay. For those of you who've never heard this show before, what can they expect? Zelda Moon? Well, me, Zelda Moon. Oh, and they could probably also expect me, Lazy Susan. And occasionally... Our space car driver...

Matt. Matt, me. Matt. Matt. Me, Matt. Just beginning to get cold. Matt is of course driving us through the celestial void as we make decisions about what will go into our doomsday bunker for the end of times. As we know,

the apocalypse has never been closer than it is right now. As we stare into the brink of a new dictatorship. Too real. Can you imagine though, if Trump like manages to like segue into being a full dictator? Yeah. Yes. Sadly, yes. I can't imagine it. When we're driving through space. Yeah.

If you saw like a pergol or like something, like if you hit like a space whale, are you pulling over Matt? I was dodging them back then. Yeah. Ooh. That's why I didn't answer straight away. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dodging them. Dodging them. Yeah. Or just Ooh. That's why I didn't answer straight away. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And dodging them. Dodging them.

Yeah. Or just like, just having to hit them. Hmm. Cause I hope it's not that one. A little skid mark on the space. I wouldn't be laughing. Well, just because we're in space and no one can hear them scream. Does not mean space whale.

Yeah. It's pretty boring driving through space. Yeah. I reckon I'd try and squish a few space whales. Wow. Yeah. Maybe not whales, maybe just like little rodents, space rodents. Space narwhals.

Good luck. Yeah. Just little ones. Do you think about that whale that played Free Willy in the film Free Willy? Yeah. And they were like trying to, I listened to a podcast about it recently and they were trying to reunite that whale with its pod and it ended up costing so much money. And also because the whale had been like taken away from its family when it was very young,

it didn't know the language of its pod. Oh. It's so sad. That's sad. Killer whales apparently just spend their entire lives together. And particularly young male killer whales spend a lot of time with their moms, for the rest of their lives. They'll hang out with their mom.

Little mama boy. Little mama's boy. And he was being kept in this Mexico City aquarium. And he was a national icon. And so when he was going to be reunited with his pod in the open ocean, they had to drive this truck through town in the middle of night that had the whale in it. And they were like, we have to do this as quietly as possible because we don't want traffic and we need to like, it needs to be perfectly timed. But then everyone turned

out to say goodbye to the whale and the streets were filled with people to say goodbye to Free Willy. Yeah. Lighting off fireworks. Yes, like everyone was like, we love you. I still love Free Willy, that movie. That was so good. Well, the reason, part of the reason that they ended up making this whole campaign

to get Willy back with his like family was because kids after seeing the film free Willie had started like writing letter, like a letter writing campaign to free the actual killer whale. Yeah. What do you think about the killer whales that are starting to become more intelligent and attacking people on boats and stuff? I love that. Well, have you seen this stuff? No.

Yeah. There's killer whales that are like disabling boats on purpose. Yeah. Just for funsies. That's cool. They're like cutting out the rudders and stuff and yeah, they're super inquisitive to my latest understanding, which was last night, obviously, cause I do my daily research.

There's not like, orcas don't kill people. Like I don't think orcas have ever been linked to like a swimmer's death or whatever. Well, that sounds like you're in the wild. But they in captivity so easily could and they're so intelligent and yet coordinated as a group that they could, but they just choose not to probably because they're intelligent and, um, like don't. More evolved than us. Well, you said it. But, um.

Have you heard the audio of them speaking like humans now? What is happening? They're like, help me. They're like pretending to be like humans now. What is happening? They're like, help me. They're like pretending to be like drowning humans. That is so good. Bad I haven't, but that's great. Yeah, after this, you should listen to it. It's really scary.

I don't know if it's just one of those like internet prank things. I don't know. But it sounds like a whale's trying to speak like a human. Has anyone found that like YouTube video that's like the sounds of the seventh layer of hell, but it's like from like the bottom of that really deep hole that they done in Russia? Yeah. Ah, that's scary.

It's like a, like, yeah, the audio recording from the bottom of that hole. That's so scary. Yeah. Zelda, that must've been quite invasive. When they recorded the sound. The bottom of the deepest hole. Hmm. You said bet. It's good.

I get checks every year. Are you, have you had a colonoscopy? Have I had a colonoscopy? In your life? No. I haven't either. And I think it's time we started. Wow.

Matt, have you ever had a colonoscopy? What your life? No. I haven't either. And I think it's time we started. Wow. Matt, have you ever had a colonoscopy? What do they do with that? I definitely haven't, I haven't had one, but. You have to fast for 24 hours, I think, before your colonoscopy. It's like a little shower in there. And then they put the camera all the way up your colon. Oh, it's an art to look. To look for cancer.

But I think apparently like thirties are when you should start having them. Yeah. Okay. You should have one a year. One a year? Yeah. Wow. I'm going to start with my return to the dentist.

I got a message today. Oh my God. So I booked in last time I went to the dentist. They were like, do you want to book in a cleaning for six months time? And I was like, yes, I do. So then that six months finally rolls around and then they're like, do you want to book in a cleaning for six months time? And I was like, yes, I do. So then that six months finally rolls around. And then they're like, oh, sorry, Beatrice is sick today, so she can't do your cleaning.

So we're going to have to find another time. We have spent like two months playing phone tag, being like, we have something available this afternoon if you come now. And I'm like, no, what do you mean? I'm busy. But I really do want that cleaning and I'm considering like having a conversation like can you like connect me with a orthodontist I want to see if I want to get like I want to see if I'm eligible for Invisalign. Time for an upgrade. I'm curious about Invisalign as well.

You have perfect teeth. Well, no, I don't. What does Invisalign actually do? It's like instead of braces, you have like mouth cards that are clear and they, you do one and then they like send you the next iteration, which is slightly closer to the direction your teeth want to be. And it like does like micro millimeter by micro millimeter over two years, but you can't see them and you can take them out whenever you want. So it's not like braces in the same way, but it just slowly moves your teeth.

But you can only get them for certain types of like, like you can't extreme... That's not going to work for Gollum. Yeah. Extreme misalignment, which I think is the category I definitely fall into. Um, they actually have to use the braces cause then they have to like pull and tug in directions that Invisalign can't do. So we'll see, but I'm interested. Cause it might just be like, surely it couldn't hurt.

Yeah. Like on your tooth journey., surely it couldn't hurt. Yeah. Like my tooth, well, it would hurt. I kind of think it'd be chic to get braces. Yeah. Yeah, you should. That'd be fun. I thought, yeah. But yeah, when I was a teenager, my, like my brother had braces.

And then when it was my time, when I was like 15 or whatever, I don't know. The dentist was kind of like, they're naturally not bad. Sorry, they're naturally not bad. But like we could, but like it's much of a muchness, like they're pretty okay. So I think I would just leave it for the sake of the thousands of dollars and the whatever. So I never did. So like my teeth are pretty fine, but like there's a few like... They're pretty fine. Who was it? I think it was my cousin who was like,

when I was young and they were like, do you want braces? But you like, you don't need them for your health. You would only get them for aesthetic reasons. And as a child, like a 14 year old, she was like, like aesthetic reasons, like I wanna look cool and have braces. And as a child, like a 14 year old, she was like, like aesthetic reasons, like, I want to look cool and have braces.

And so she didn't understand it. She's like, no, I don't need them for aesthetic reasons. I'm cool enough. I don't need that for, yeah, I've got this under control. Yeah. I've got my billabong trackies on. I'm fine. So, um, I remember people wanting to get braces just for the look. Yeah. I remember my drama teacher, braces just for the look. Yeah.

I remember my drama teacher, Jennifer White, got with her husband. Ms. White? Ms. White. Ms. White. And she got with her husband, who was this very cute British man, Gary White. Wait, what? What? Mrs. White.

Mrs. White. Was, did she take his name, which was White? Yeah. Okay. So she was Mrs. White. She was Jennifer Potter name, which was white? Yeah. Okay. She was Jennifer Potter. They weren't related. Jennifer Potter? Yeah.

That's tough to go from Potter to white. Both great. Both great. Anyway, so Jennifer White, she got with Gary and he was like, I don't know, 27 when they got together, 28? How do you know all these details about, go on. Our whole high school experience was just gossiping with like our teachers about their love lives.

You've just gossiped your entire life, haven't you? Yes. I love gossip. Yeah. Um, and then she was like, but I forced him to get braces. And so he was this like proper British gentleman. And whenever, whenever we'd like see him. Whenever we'd see him on excursions or whatever, he would be like, Hey, kids, how are you doing?

And like, he had braces and it was very charming. Cause he was like a full man with braces. One of my, um, one of my friends in high school, when we were in high school age. What was, wait, what was your friend's name? No, I don't want to say their name because it's too like not, it's just personal. But her dad got a circumcision when we were in high school. And I just remember being like, wow, being in Europe at that point, he was probably in his like early to mid thirties

getting a circumcision. That's so scary. Was it just for like? I think he needed to for medical reasons. Yeah. Yeah. Just because like as a baby, like not that I support circumcision, but at least that a baby you're not getting a hard on. Sorry? Well, you're not. So the healing is quicker.

Babies can. Yeah, babies can. Oh my God. Babies can get hard ons in the womb. Did you know this? Okay. That's what all that poking out is. Mad!

Jesus. Is that what you brought up, right? I'm... I... But as an adult, like, I've got a hard one right now. But no, you're like, they numb the area. Yeah, but for what? Like four weeks? Oh, a tear.

In their recovery time. Yeah. True. Get hard, rip everything apart. It's like when you have like a little tear or whatever. Like a wolf man. Yeah. True. Get hard, rip everything apart. It's like when you have like a little tear or whatever. Like a wolf man. Like it's all ripping apart. It's like.

Say welcome. Adult circumcision. This is our weekly podcast where we talk about a range of fabulous topics. Can I just say, it's insane that we do this weekly. God! I was going to say, yeah, maybe to go on, that I'm so proud that through this Christmas holiday, like New Year's period, Yeah. Our episodes come out every week. Somehow.

We didn't have a break. No one? Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. Other podcasts are like, oh, we're having like a three week break or whatever. Oh, nice for some. Holly.

Bridget. Girls Next Level. Yeah. Yeah. All I did for those two weeks was cry every day. Yeah. No, that's true. And I was even looking to be like, oh, I'd love to listen to a podcast.

And then all that was there was ours. Yeah. And I was like, oh, I know that one. Boo. But I just think, I can't believe we got through everything. Drag race, like various times where you've been like working 56 hour days. And somehow we still have a podcast that comes out every week.

Yeah. The quality isn't there. No, God, no. But it is there. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Yes. You know?

We're reliable. It's not good, but it's consistent. That's right. Like an old workhorse. Well, it's like McDonald's. Like a Clydesdale? It's like, it's the same everywhere you go. And it's like not good, but it is there. Yeah.

And it's consistent. When you need that, you know, that fix on a Friday night. Can I talk about Greggs? Greggs in Scotland? Yes, and then I'm just going to write down my gasp. You go, Gregg. No, I just, everyone was like, you've got to try Greg's. Yeah.

Who's Greg? Well, so like they have a store in England. In the UK. In the UK. Yeah. Greg's. Which is funny. I, everyone was like, you've got to go to Greg's.

Yeah. Cause you've got to try the sausage roll. This was just silk. Yeah. Yeah. Um, but in London, they have, I don't know, say like 28 Greg's locations. because you've got to try the sausage roll. This was just silk. Yeah. Yeah. But in London, they have, I don't know, say like 28 Gregg's locations for a population of 11 million.

This is how it was explained to me. In Glasgow, they have 39 Gregg's locations for a population of 1 million. Because the people of Scotland love Greggs. And so Greggs started out as kind of like a tradie, like hotspot, where you just get like a really cheap pastry and a coffee or a cup of tea or like a morning roll or whatever. And it would be like three or four pound, like really cheap because all these cities are fucking expensive.

And so I went to... No, do you know how much they charge for a lookbook in there? Oh my God. Oh my God. Anyway, I went to Greg's and I... Well, as we spoke about, when I was in Italy and how I was like, I need to try the local cuisine. Yeah. And I need to like, in that case, eat veal or whatever. You ate the sausage roll? I ate the steak, steak pastry. Wow.

And let me tell you, it was a transformative experience. It was so good. And here's the thing about Gregg's that I learned. Um, number one, everyone's right. It's the best. Number two, they don't have a pie warmer at the front. Right. At Gregg's it is whatever temperature it is when you buy it. And the temperature is relative to how recently it came out of the oven. So they did like a check on like, would it cost in electricity more for us to heat,

keep these pies heated consistently throughout the day, a la 7-Eleven? They dry out. Or is it better for us to just have them constantly coming out of the oven? And then we chuck them out like every half hour. And apparently that's the cheaper option. So Gregg's, they don't have the pie warmer at the front. It's just the temperature it is. And when I got it, it was a fresh pie.

Crispy. That's amazing. It was a cr- and they have a vegan sausage roll, which they were out of when I was there. But then they also do a festive pie, which just stopped by the time I got there, but, which has got like stuffing, like turkey, bacon, all mixed together with like seasonal spices. Doesn't that sound fantastic? It's good.

Yeah. That's fun. That's what we need here. I got yesterday a spinach and ricotta roll and a veggie pasty from 7-Eleven. Veggie pasty. One I had at the Tam and then one I had later when I was home. And they were both so bad.

Pasty culture needs to die. No one has ever enjoyed a pasty once in their whole fucking life. I fucking hate pasties. What the fuck? That is food for vegetarians by meat eaters. How dare you? It is very miskin there. When someone offers me a pasty, like at, cause occasionally when I'm driving up the, to East Gippsland to visit my father, yeah, was Southeast Gippsland.

I stopped through Coo-wee-rap. Coo-wee-rap. The asparagus capital of Victoria. Three words. Asparagus capital? Yes. The asparagus capital of Victoria. No asparagus The asparagus capital? Yes, the asparagus capital of Victoria. You know asparagus grows out of the ground looking like that.

Yeah. I'm quite tempted to get some asparagus, but it takes a few years to mature. Don't we all? I want to grow asparagus spears. Yeah, we'll go to Cooey Rup. They'll sort you out. Anyway, there was a bypass put in a few years ago, so now people don't have to go through Cooey Rup. It used to be one of these towns that you had to go through, but now time has forgotten Kui Rup.

And back in the day, when you would stop in Kui Rup, you would go to the bakery because they had this kind of legendary bakery. We could get Beechworth Bakery. Delicious pies, amazing salad sandwiches, you know the zhuzh. And they had great op shops. Now, since the bypass has gone through, I still will go through Kui Rup because I'm like, well, I remember you. I'm not like the rest. I'll still come to the asparagus capital.

Kind. The op shops are still incredible and you can get a bargain. However, this bakery is a fucking joke. Kuiwup Bakery. The pastries are disgusting. And they have like, you know, like you are a small charming small town bakery. The only reason someone's going to drive through Kuiwup is because of the bakery. And it's just, I don't know what has happened, who is managing that place. But like it is audaciously bad.

And last time I was there, they're like, we don't have any vegetarian options except for a pasty, a pasty. A pasty pasty. And it was just, I was like, absolutely not. When they have that like meal-y like the celery and the carrot and the like, ugh, I hate it. It's not like cohesive inside, is it? It's like frozen vegetables that are just separate.

When you get like the taste of the pea, I would much prefer like a- Wait, what pasties are you eating? When they pierce in it. No, but when like there's like a little lentil in there. I just need a protein. Yeah. Like, or gravy. Just corn and shredded carrot.

Even a cabbage? I would go off for a cabbage, but like a cheese and cauliflower pie is delicious. Yes. That is. So this is the one thing about Gregg's that they don't do is that they don't offer a sauce. Oh. People are fucking raw dogging their pastries in the UK.

Wait, so like, it's not like it's 20 cents. There's just. No, no, no. Cause like, I was like, Oh, can I get a sauce? And they were like, Oh, okay. And then they gave me like a plunge pool style sauce. But then my friend said to me like, oh, the plunge pool sauce is for the chippies, like wedges or the little mozzarella bites that you can get. They're like, you

wouldn't normally eat your pastry with the like a thing. So like they don't have that. So dry. It's so dry. And that's dry. That's the British way. And then like the sauce wasn't like sauce, like tomato sauce. It was like ketchup, which was weird too. Wow. But apparently in Scotland, this is the last thing I'll say. I'm so sorry, but they're like, sometimes places will refer to the sources as red sauce and white sauce, as's mayonnaise and butter sauce. Oh my.

You want some rice sauce? Very simplified. Yes, we're strong people. Can I, like, I know the answer to this question, but I just love to just seek some clarification. Like the island that has England in it, the bottom half of that island is Wales. Wales. And then the top part. Is Scotland and.

Ireland. But Ireland is also connected to that general landmass. I believe so. All four are hooked in. They're all part of the UK. Let's have a look at a map here. Or are they, is Ireland separate? It's not on an Ireland.

Ireland is not an Ireland. I mean, I know, I know the answer, but I'm just. Oh wait. No, it is. It's on Ireland. Ireland. So it goes. Ireland is separate up top, right?

No. Oh, great. Okay. This is a test. This is a good test. For you. England. Yeah.

Then to the left of England is Wales. Left is a good test. For you. England. Yeah. Then to the left of England is Wales. Left? That's what I said before. And then at the top is Scotland. Yeah. And then to the left of all of that landmass is a new, is Ireland and the Northern Ireland.

Right? Yeah. Yeah. But that's on a separate island. Ireland. Yeah. There that's on a separate island. Ireland. There's water between those three and Ireland. And Ireland is split in two. Yeah.

Great. That's what I thought. Yeah. Half of Ireland is part of the UK and half of it is not. Yes. Yeah. And everyone wants to leave the UK. I don't know what's happening with Wales,

but Scotland is desperate to leave the United Kingdom. Oh. And become a republic. Wow. Yeah, because, um... No republic. I don't know if you know this, but yeah, England was very terrible. Oh, rude.

Yeah, very rude. They've been wanting to leave for years. Yes. Like since like the 1500s, I think. They've been wanting to leave for years. Yes. Like since like the 1500s. Yeah, yeah. I've been vying for Scottish independence. Sometimes they do and then they get it back on and then they leave again. Because sometimes it's hard to leave those kinds of relationships.

Well, yeah. So we're here to just provide support. We believe in Scottish independence. Yeah. I think Australia, you know, should do the same. Yes. We need to become a republic. Oh, when the Commonwealth games come around, like the B countries are like,

yeah, the Steelers just show up. Yeah. I don't know. It's just weird. It is weird. I also am just like- Aren't we one planet? Wow.

Um, I just get those royals off my fucking coin. Disgusting. Anyway, my gasp before was in reference to, I can't remember why I ordered Hungry Jacks one night, but that happened. And I had my little rebel whopper thing with cheese and I got like a big coke or whatever, but it was all too much. I didn't finish it all. And often if like you don't finish like a, like a post-mix McDonald's or like Hungry

Jacks coke, like, I don't know, man, I'll probably tip it down the drain because I'm like, well, it was a bad choice anyway. Yeah. And now I'm full and now it's just got to go. And also the carbonation leaves quite quickly. Yeah. It's like, this is for in the moment. And then if it's, yeah. But for whatever reason, I put it in the fridge because it was like, maybe I drunk like two

mouthfuls. Like there was not much of a dent. And I was like, maybe tomorrow at like two mouthfuls. Like there was not much of a dent. And I was like, maybe tomorrow at lunchtime, it'll still be good. Like knowing that that wouldn't be the case. Anyway, I got up the next morning and I checked on the coke in the fridge and the ice was still present. Oh my God. That's like, what the fuck?

Say does that old dog eat? How? Incredible. What the hell? Well you kept it cool. Like it had not melted. And did you sip? Yeah.

And then I threw it away. It was awful. But it was all flat. But very cold. Weird. You put it in the fridge and it was cold. Yeah, but not watered down because the ice was still present. Do you think they've manufactured like everlasting ice or something?

I don't know. That's so weird. Wouldn't it just stay frozen in the fridge? No, like the fridge isn't, that's the whole point. It's like liquid temperature, not frozen temperature. Maybe you should check the temperature of your fridge. But the other water in the, like the Coke didn't freeze. This is a mystery for the Asians.

Oh my God. Anyway, I got one more riveting story for you. Wait, one time I ordered hungry Jacks and then I didn't finish the Coke. And then I put it in the fridge. But when I woke in the morning to check on the Coke, of course, otherwise I wouldn't have gotten out of bed. Well, we can't all be out there winning drag race, okay? Throw me a bone.

We are off getting your crown and scepter and I'm just trying to learn about the science of my fridge. We're learning about science and geography today. Yeah. I can't believe, I mean, I don't- It's just so informative this- I actually never did geography in school. So, I actually don't know where anything is, but I want to become really good at geography.

That would be so fun. Yeah, but it's always changing. Not worth it. I mean, Pangaea. There's no change from there. So if I had studied that map, what a waste. I am an eternal time lord queen, and I don't have time to know about geography if it's just going to change again. If we're going to crash into America. Eventually. But yeah, when I had a shower yesterday, I got in and there was daddy long legs in the bath, in and there was daddy long legs in the bath, because my shower is like water into the bath.

And so then I was like, well, I mean, let's just see how this works out. And then I started having a shower and then I could see that the daddy long legs wasn't finding footing to get out of the bath. And so I was like, well, you can't go down the drain. I'm not sticking around to what you said with the drain. So you had to help him. Yeah. And then I had this moment of like, well, like, do I get a cup and a piece of paper? No. I was like, no, it's a daddy long legs.

So I scooped it up in my hand and then like released it out the window. Out the window? Yeah. That's going to die out there. What? Have you not seen that? That was a house spider. Oh.

His whole life has been inside. Then an evil goddess made the rain come and then was like, whisk you away. No, they're fine. He's dead now. Wow. Maybe that's the apocalypse this week. Scooped up and thrown out the window. Scooped up. Everyone just gets thrown outside. Matt, you've landed on it. I love it. I think that is the apocalypse this week. That's fantastic.

As you know, every week we do of course have an apocalypse. Yeah. And this week, everyone, when they're having their morning shower, a gigantic hand appears. Do you think the daddy long loose is having a shower? Yeah. You're twisting the story here, So everyone's just living their life. A torrential downpour starts. And then they hear this, Oh, let me get you there buddy.

And then a giant wet hand yanks you out of your existence and throws you through a window in time and space. Oh, you think you're safe now? You think that's what I talk like? When you're in the shower. When you're speaking to spiders. Yeah. Well, on that note.

There was so many spiders. I've been cleaning out my house at the moment. I got back from the UK and immediately a skip arrived for me to throw away everything I've ever owned. And, um, there was so many spiders. Um, but we have like a lot of red bags in our... In your house? Yeah.

Like they like, they really love our shed and they really love the front of the house. And so, you know, like spiders that look like tattoos. If it looks like a tattoo, don't shoo, kill. What? I'll kill a bitch. No. Yeah. I'll looks like a tattoo, don't shoe, kill. What? Is that a say? I'll kill a bitch. No. Yeah. I'll kill a spider. I'll kill a whale. The other week when I was at work, I had two spiders in one week that I had to remove from like a little back of house room. Two whitetails. That's bad. Yeah. The creuses of the skin. If you get bitten by one of them. I love that. Yeah, anyway, it do be like that. Shall we go to a break?

Yes. Okay, we'll be right back to discuss what's getting into our doomsday bunker. See you soon. To, to life, to every world. And we're back. Okay, so I've just gotten a message. I've put a bunch of things from my home up onto Marketplace. And I've put up, okay, these two red velvet side tables that have kind of lived in my house for a long time. Yeah. I don't know who they are, but they're going now. And I was like, I'm just going to put these up.

They're like in good condition. The handles are busted, but they're in good condition. And like a weird piece. So I imagine some girl is going to have some very like cute house where she wants red velvet side tables. So then I put them up. $100, $50 each. And then this woman this morning on Marketplace sent me a message saying, can I offer you

80? And I was like, I want to get these out of my house. I'll take 80. So then she's like, yeah. And then comes back after I've accepted her $80 offer, $80, and says, do you offer delivery? Bitch. Do I offer delivery, eat my fucking hole and then record the sound at the bottom of it because it's telling you to fuck off?

How dare you? You're getting a steal honey and now you want me to do things? You come in the dead of night, take them off my front porch. I don't want to deal with you. Anyway. And how does she respond to that message? Well, I've been recording this and I'm going to send it to her. Oh good. Voice message.

Do, do delivery by anyone on... Read us exactly what she said. Okay. Um, offered you $80. So she didn't actually send a message. She just did an offer, which I think marketplace allows you to do. That's a bit rude. I said, I know. no, is this still available?

And then send the message afterwards being like, Hey, And then I said, I accepted, I'll take $80. So I accepted. And then I also sent a message, just to be like, let's soften it. Yeah. Do you do delivery by any chance? Question mark. Greedy.

Where's the shot? I would say. Do you do delivery by any chance? And then Mary, there's Mary. Is this still available? So she's just done the like click on, which I hate. I hate click on. I like to soften it, but I'd be like, this is blah, blah.

And I'd like to talk to you about this incredible thing. Yeah, don't click on. I like to soften about being like, this is blah, blah, and I'd like to talk to you about this incredible thing. Yeah, don't click on. And then highest price negotiable, another click on, same person. And where is the pickup? And I'm like, okay, you're like, this is full messages back to back, no interaction from me, because they happened within the space of an hour. And then I said, it's here, and what is your offer? $100 pick up today.

This is for the fridge that I used, the deli fridge I used to drag it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is the $300 thing when I bought it. And I was giving it for $150. So they're already laughing all the way to the bank Hundred dollars pick up today. Where's the where's decency gone? This would have never happened on gumtree is what I'm saying Why don't you keep it and keep your fabulous drag jewels in there like a little display case or something? I can't have more shit in my house

It is so cool, it's a sushi fridge. Yeah, it's really cool. You could put an alien in its coffin in there. I know obviously it's amazing. I just, it has to go. That's not the energy. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Good job.

Good job. And so which one? Mary or? Well, I'm recording a podcast right now, so I can't answer either of them. But I just am like, just stop lowballing me. I already low ball myself. You know, low ball is included in the price. Yeah.

That's an interesting idea for a drag con booth. Could you do like one that's like bidding? Yeah. Or like something like that. Auction. Yeah. Auction or like, like street vendor, like bargain. Yeah.

Um, barter zone. Yeah. Hmm. Hmm. Okay. Okay. First up, first category is. Here we go.

Our first topic for discussion today as suggested, this is our, our hangover suggestion from Ben Buggy. Ben Buggy. Is which swimming style. Has anyone ever gotten as much airtime as Ben Buggy? And? And do you know what I, I got messages from Matt Shears. And?

Sorry? I said and. And? I got messages from Matt Shears, Space Car Driver Matt Shears. And he was like, post Ben Buggy episode. Last week. Yeah, I was like, was like post Ben Buggy episode. Last week. Yeah, I was like, do you know Ben Buggy has commented

on the podcast multiple times? Do you know what Ben Buggy said? Yeah. If you're listening, Ben Buggy. Ben Buggy says, he says to me, he says, this is a bit of shade. He says, why is she so funny on the pod and so bad on Snatch Game?

Excuse me. That's fucking rude. You remind me of a young Hilary Duff. You know no standards or protocol. You got no class about you, Ben Boogie. Ben Boogie. Ben Boogie. I don't think you're, um, what's her name?

What's the impression you're doing right now? Lindsay. Lindsay Lohan. Yeah. I don't think she got enough airtime on drag race. When, wait, have I already talked about this? Yeah. Probably go for it.

I'm just saying, I don't know how people can be like, that was a bad snatch game. You didn't see the snatch game. Yeah. You didn't see anything. You saw two fucking moments of the snatch game. You don't know if it's bad. You just said, I didn't see anything. You saw two fucking moments of the Snatch Game. You don't know if it's bad. You just said, I didn't see it. I don't say like, God, Orville Peck's face, bad face.

I haven't seen it. Yeah. Don't know. You haven't seen it. Did you see that we might see it soon? Yes. I mean, obviously we've seen it. I know, but like, I want to see it now.

No, but, oh yeah. Like, I want to see the soon. Yes. I mean, obviously we've seen it. I know, but like I want to see it now. No, but oh yeah. Like I want to see the update. Yeah. I just, mask culture needs to come in more hardcore. Oh, you want more mask? If I had, I've already said this. I already said everything.

I know. But if I had like something go, like someone like, you know, lit my face on fire, I would go full Phantom of the Opera. Like if one of my eyes went out, I would have like a full... If? When? When one of my eyes goes out, I would, you know, be wearing masks, half masks. I think that'd be so cool.

Yeah. And quick. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. More masks in drag as well. They're so effective. You don't have to do your makeup.

Well, I also just love like looking at a mask. It's just so effective. Like it's very cool. Like there's something that happens in your like deep subconscious when you see a mask, like it's very like unnerving. I think we just need more masks. Sorry, what were you going to say? What category are we doing?

We're doing Ben Buggy. Swimming styles. Swimming styles. Yeah. Do you think Ben Buggy likes to swim? Yeah, I do. Do you think Ben Buggy likes to swim? Yeah, I do. He's got that kind of like slim, hairy swimmer's body.

I presume. Someone's already saying it. What? Well, swim style. Yeah. Do you like to swim? I love to swim. Not like-

It's funny for someone who rarely swims. Oh my God, but we've been to the ocean together. Yeah. I fucking love swimming in the ocean. It's so fun. I love it. I love like breaching the water like an orca and then collapsing back into it. You know, that's not swimming.

What? Yes it is. What? It's like a boat of tourists watching you. Taking pictures. I would love to like die like a beached whale. And then when someone comes up to approach, I just explode. That's a way.

What a way to go. Yeah. That is so good. I watched this stupid like real or whatever the other day of some idiot finding like a, um, like chewed up stingray corpse. And then they dug this big hole in the sand on the beach. And then like the other people on the beach were burying the carcass of the stingray. Like you fucks, it's just going to get washed up again by the tide.

Don't bury it. It's like at the end of Crossroads when Brittany and Zoe Saldana and the other one bury their box again at the beach. And I'm like, it's just going to go out to the ocean as soon as the tide comes in. The shore works. You freak. Yeah. Also, it's called an ocean burial. You just chuck it in the ocean.

Chuck it in. Swing it around by the tail. The ocean is everything. Mother, mistress, goddess of hate, grave, piss slit. Yeah. Giant potty. Fresh water pool for sea snakes just on top. I heard it was a secret court.

I also just think burial stupid anyway. Just, I would, yeah. I, I, anyway, that video may be really mad. Also like this is the thing when I was in Edinburgh, this is kind of why I'm not allowed to be a tourist is that like, I went to this beautiful graveyard, like center of town graveyard, and it is so stunning. It is like the, what you imagine a graveyard looks like, like every part of it. But I'm like, no new graves. What's the point? What? These 300 people are the best. They get to be here forever.

What? Yeah. Yeah. I should start stacking really. Yeah. Pile them up. Right? Yep. That's what they do in Japan. That's what I was gonna say. That's what they do in Italy. Yeah. I also just think like we don't need little stones to remember people. No. Just get rid of them. Have some photos and then forget. Forget! Can't wait to be forgotten. Yes, we need to learn to be forgotten. Just quickly, the actual reason that I hate the stupid stingray thing is that it's all just for clout.

Like the only reason that they were like, I would dig the hole in. But make sure you get a camera out to make this stupid reel. Fuck off. God, I just... Anyway. It's amazing though that your For You page knows you so intimately. Rage bait and underwater. I love it. That's my version of rage bait.

You don't really care about this stingray or its life. Yeah. Also, don't pick it up. No. Anyway. So swimming. Swimming. What are the styles? Also, don't pick it up. No. Anyway. Um, so swimming, swimming, swimming. What are the styles? So to my understanding, there's doggy style, the best style.

Missionary. I just lie there. No, like doggy paddle. That's not what I meant. Come on kids, everyone learn doggy today. Yeah. Is that, was Ian thought huge in doggy paddle? Is that what he won his golds for? It is doggy paddle.

And then this freestyle freestyle, which, um, is breaststroke. No, freestyle is just like free time at the end of the pool. No, no, no, no, no. What is the other name for freestyle? Then like, if we're actually talking about boring swimming, there's like breaststroke. Yeah. Is that the one we kind of like, yeah, cause you have to go under to do

like, no, what's the one where you like one arm goes over your head and then in front and you form like little Superman pose and then you do the same with the other side and you're kicking the whole time. Is that not freestyle? That's freestyle. What's free about that style mama. It's very constricted. Well, it has another name.

No, it doesn't. Freestyle. Come on kids. That's not breaststroke. Breaststroke is this one. Yeah, now I understand. That's frog. Yeah, you kick your legs out at the same time. I love the frog one, but so hard. And then there's butterfly?

Yeah, that is really intense. What? What does that mean? You just put both arms forward and backwards at the same time. And they're like up and out of the water and in again. Oh no, a good old doggy style for me. And the side stroke. Side. Oh yeah.

Oh, you used to do that in swimming lessons. Okay. Safety swim. So the reason it's called freestyle. Safety swim. Safety swim. That's just lying on your back and like. Oh, okay. Oh, backstroke.

Backstroke. Oh, there was backstroke as well, yeah. God, there's so many styles. Well, that's why Ben Boggy wants to know. Oh, yeah. Well, so freestyle is a category of swimming competition defined by the rules of the world aquatics in which competitors are subject to only a few limited restrictions on their swimming

stroke. So technically you could swim any kind of way in a freestyle swimming competition. Freestyle races are the most common of all swimming competitions with distances beginning at 50 meters, blah, blah, blah. The term freestyle stroke is sometimes used as a synonym for front crawl. A front crawl is the fastest surface swimming stroke. So the reason people opt for the quote unquote freestyle. It's because it's fast style. It's just the fastest swim. Swim is the front crawl. Well, let me tell you, if you don't know

how to do it, it's not the fastest. I'll be doing doggy style. Thank you very much. But I'm like, why are we doing another style? Front crawl, it's all about the front crawl. Like why are you doing another style? What do you think about the start of swimming races when they dive under and then do like the kind of seal, seal. It's a dolphin kick.

The dolphin kick. For like half the length of the pool. I feel like that's cheating. It's cheating. I love it, but like that's cheating. It's freestyle, freestyle, it, but like that's cheating. It's freestyle. Freestyle. Sorry.

Yes. Because like, I love to see how far they can do that for and they come up. Yeah. Oh, and aren't they scared about opening their eyes and getting chlorine in there? They have goggles on. Yeah. But then, I don't know, you're wearing goggles. I hate that.

Actively visible dicks at the Olympics. Like that's crazy. Like in the Speedos or whatever. Yeah. Well, here at the Olympics. Like that's crazy. Like in the Speedos or whatever. Yeah. Well, here's the thing. Go on. Speak up. It's like, if I'm at the beach, wearing Speedos, that's fine.

But if I were like wearing underwear, that's not fine. That's fine. But not at the beach, just anywhere else. Ah. Like if, like, I don't know. Where else are you wearing Speedos? Yeah. No, I just mean like it's the same amount

of coverage on your body. So like who, like why does society care at one point and not the other point? Yeah. I think it's about the material Stupid I think you can see the material of underwear is a bit more clearly. Yeah No, it's we'll see dick in speeder. You can but there's a bit more like a thicker You can't see if the person's like circumcised or not Often you can tell that through tracksuit pants. Yeah.

That's the thing. Do you think we should outlaw those? No, I don't think that. You think you should just be able to walk around in your underwear? I just think everyone should relax. Okay. And not Barry Stingray's for class. I just think it's funny that we're at this like high end Olympic sports.

These people have fought their whole lives to get there. And no one's talking about it. And no one's talking about the fact that you could see their dick. If I was a commentator on the Olympics, I'd be like, but obviously you can see their dick. Yeah. That was incredible. They have fought their entire lives through abject poverty. They trained under this incredible thing, but look, there's their dick.

And it is there and we can all see it. Sorry, I just needed to say that. I think that was my favourite thing about our experience at New Year's. Is that with all those stupid straight people, it was just like, well, we know that you all have a dick. So why are we pretending to talk about anything else where we could just talk about that? You're just jealous.

How big is it? Yeah. It's so good. Yeah. I love that. You just tell us how big is it? Yeah. It's so good. Yeah. I love that. And also straight men who are drunk on a ship want to talk about that. They do! They just want...

With their girlfriends or friends. Yeah. That's funny. Fun times. Also, it is so bizarre how gay people will talk to each other about things. What? Like open things, like personal, like sexual things or like experiences or thoughts and blah blah blah.

And straight people just do not do that. They just do not open it up to it. Like not all, but that's just so wild sometimes. I found out recently that one of my friend of friends who I've known for years and she's been married for years, has never come with her husband. Wow. And he's never gone down on her. Wow.

Imagine that. Every time I saw them just out and about, I was like, what a happy married couple. Little did I know he had never gone down on her. That is divorce. Yeah. Sorry. And what a great time to ask Matt the reason why.

This is an intervention. It's not definitely not us. It's fine. Well, I'm just saying don't insinuate that it's us. No, I'm saying don't insinuate that it's us and then not back it up. Okay. Whatever. You know, that's good, man.

We're glad to hear it. I'm a very generous lover. good, man. We're glad to hear it. How's it? I'm a very generous lover. Well, well, I'll put that into the spreadsheet. Thank you. But I'd love to just circle back to Doggy Paddle. Do you know what I think about all the time is that that bit in the Nicki Minaj song, Nicki Minaj Hoot song, Barbie Dreams, where she's

like, I can't tell if my pussy is wet or if he's crying and shit about Drake. And I just think that's like one of the best pieces. I'm like, you weak man, I can't tell if I'm wet or if your tears are just moistening me. Did they have sex? No, that whole track is just, I mean, maybe, but that whole track is just like all the different, she's doing the like, was it P Diddy? Or no, it was Biggie. Did like a track which was about all the gals, like from like the R&B scene that he wanted to sleep with.

And he sings about, this was like in the 90s. I think it's Biggie. Anyway, and then it's got a line about RuPaul in there, which is really funny. And then Nikki did her version with the exact same backing track where she just said why she wasn't fucking all the different rappers. Mmm. And it's so good. I like that.

It's so good. Yeah. She says about Eminem, she's like, I'm not trying to bust it open in the trailer park. Get him. Anyway, what do you think Nicki Minaj's favorite swimming style is? Ooh. She's been around water plenty. She's short. Yeah. Anyway, what do you think Nicki Minaj's favorite swimming style is? She's been around water plenty. She's short.

Yeah, very short. Boyant. Boyant for sure. Yeah. I think, I mean, like I can... She has a pool? She must. Probably.

I can definitely picture her like just lying back floating. Yeah. Like not needing a ring. I think she just knows how to float in floating. Yeah. Like not needing a ring. I think she just knows how to float in water. Yeah. And that's hard. Hmm. Just saying. Yeah, I don't know that she's much of an active swimmer. Like I don't know if she's gonna bust out a breaststroke.

No, but swimming is the only thing you can do for the only exercise you can do for your entire life. True. It activates low impact, low impact and activates all your body. I would love to like not go to the gym. Oh, I'm doing it. I love that. Swim.

Yeah. That's such a fantasy. Also, I think swimmer's bod is the ideal drag bod. It's a mate. Yeah. Cause it's lean, muscular. It's also, I get swimmer's bod is the ideal drag bod. It's a mate, yeah. Because it's lean, muscular. Mm. It's a swimmer.

But also, I get really panicked swimming. Because I can't, well, I haven't been back since I had my deviated septum corrected. But I like, I spent so long only being able to breathe out of my mouth, that when the instructors are like, breathe out through your nose, and then in through your mouth,

you know, when you come up during your front crawl and I was like, cause I couldn't get in enough air through my nose. So I don't know, I just found swimming really stressful. What I never got down was like the breathing out in the water so that then when you're like heads to the side, it's just the breathe in. Yeah. Cause you're trying, I'm trying to fit in, breathe out, breathe in. Yeah. Because like I can't breathe out in the water because I don't breathe water.

That's why you're breathing out darling. No, but what if any water gets in? That's so scary. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, like, I can't believe how much big, like, a big part of my childhood education was swim, swimming. Like Australians are crazy. Yeah. There was so much swimming. Yeah. Through my entire, like entire education really. Mine wasn't. Mine was very primary school heavy in high school, very little swimming. We would do some beach days with like sport and PE, but not a lot.

And we didn't have a pool at my school. That's probably why. Well, because we know we went to the pool. Yeah, it was like a bus affair. And they would all like, I mean, that was such a like, oh, my God, what a formative childhood experience of like being early gay. Oh, God. And being like in a changing room. Yeah. All these beautiful men. Yeah. So we can write that as well. Oh God. And being like in a changing room with all these beautiful men. Yeah.

I'm sure we can talk about that as well. Yeah. I used to like when I had like PE, I used to get changed in like the toilet. Yes, you had said that one. Yeah, because like I wasn't going in that room. Oh. Beautiful. Anyway, I mean, obviously I love...

Doggy. That's fun. Just like, I'm just paddling around. I just think forward crawl is so chic and looks very cool. Yes. Probably the most elegant one. Yeah. Or what about, um, being an old woman and having a paddle board in front of you. That's very small and then kicking. Just kick forward. Yeah. That what about, um, being an old woman and having a paddle board in front of you that's very small and then kicking.

Just kick board. Yeah, that's fun. I mean, that's what I envisioned when Matt was saying the side stroke, because you're only on the side because you're holding the board with one arm. Oh, you can do it on the side. Yeah. I like that. It feels like kind of like a water pointing.

Water wings. Yeah. Some nice little blow up water wings on. Matt is tired. Okay. Yeah. No, I think doggy paddle is good. Okay.

Doggy paddle. I like that. What do you think about dogs in water? Oh, I think that's really cute. But stop attracting those sharks, you stinky animal. Sorry. That's what I think about that. Dogs in water.

Sharks? Yeah. What? Because they smell. Of what? Dog. And? Delicious.

Sharks only want to eat seals. Yeah. And they smell like dogs. And what could be more like a dog than a seal? They're water dogs. Are you crazy? Are you crazy? I don't know about the sea life like you do. But sometimes you say things and I wonder, does she know about it?

Yeah, that's scary. Seals are definitely the dogs of the ocean. Yeah. They bark. That'll be it for this category. But yeah, I think doggy is good. We'll just call it doggy. Yeah.

Yeah. Not doggy style, not doggy paddle, just doggy. Doggy paddle is the thing, right? It is. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Just quickly, why do they call it front crawl?

That's so patronizing. I hate that. It's not freestyle, which is like, you can go as fast as you want. Crawl. Crawl. Crawl. Try your best. Crawl. Yeah.

It really lowers everyone. Do we talk about Kate Winslet being able to like, call her breath underwater for seven minutes? No. That's crazy. Really? You know how she said, like, she did that as training for Avatar? Of course.

I know that. Were they shot underwater for some reason? Wait, who? Kate Winslet? Yeah. Kate Winslet is an Avatar? Is she on a world record? Yes. What? Yes, she was like approaching the world record. Kate Winslet? Yes. From Titanic? Reunited with James Cameron for the second Avatar.

What? I've seen that movie. Yes. Who is she in that movie? In one of the Navi. What? Like the mother one. I don't know. What? She's a Navi. Kate wins the avatar. Avatar.

There we go. Zelda's Googling. Her face is transforming as she's finding out this new information. What? She's a Navi. She plays like the hot one. Sorry? Sorry?

Why is that so hard to... Well, I mean, they're all hot. What? Well, obviously they're all hot. They're all wearing Speedos, that's why. Loin gloves, please. I can't believe that's her. That's so stupid.

So doggy power. Doggy. Great. We'll be right back. Borgalinda. Welcome back. Hello. Our next topic for discussion today is which villain goes into the bunker? Which villain? Villain. And why is it Rita Ora in Descendants 3? Queen of Hearts. Queen of Hearts.

God, that moves so bad. Yeah. Queen of the heart. God, that move is so bad. Yeah. Or what about, um, Rita Repulsa? Oh. I said, I am a type three. As played by Elizabeth Banks in Her Power Rangers. Yeah. Oh God.

Elizabeth Hurley. She-Devil. Badassive. Correct. She's not Hurley. She-devil. Badass. Correct. She's not really the villain of the piece though. No, she's not. No. She's at a teacher lesson.

And when her and God are in that jail cell, they talk it out. God, I love... You know what? Bring back movie where hot woman outfit change is the movie. That is our genre we are missing. Yeah. I just want, like hot woman outfit change the movie. Because guess who didn't do it? And I know we already bitched about this, Cruella.

That should have been Elizabeth Hurley. And it should have just been hot outfit change the movie. That movie makes me so sad. Do you know what, for a real Cruella, I don't want the origin story, but I wouldn't mind like if it was like Elizabeth Hurley versus from Cruella, Emma Thompson. And they were just like two fashion moguls going head to head. Yes. One upping each other the entire time.

Yeah, that'd be great. That would be hot. Oh, what a book. And also imagine Elizabeth Hurley just being like, you thought you could top me, but here I am looking fabulous in a new dress. She would be like that. She would be like that. She wouldn't be lighting herself on fire for attention.

No, Elizabeth. Heather Graham would appear. In fact, all the Austin Powers girls are there. Beyonce comes back to acting. A lot of vagina. Are you okay, Zelda? You act like you've forgotten a lot of vagina. From Austin Maus. How could I forget?

One of the cinematic comedic masterpieces about that. Okay, villains. Villains. So the descendants. Yeah. They're the children of the villains, but they're not so bad. Oh the descendants. Yeah. They're the children of the villains, but they're not so bad. They live on evil Island.

Why are we? Okay. What was your favorite villain growing up? Mr. Ugeboogie. Mr. Ugeboogie is actually one of the truest villains because he's genuinely on the side of evil. Yes. But also he has a bit of a motive. He's kind of like, I could run this Halloween. Do you think that's what he wanted? Well, because like, otherwise, why is he antagonizing Jack so much?

He's a monster. He antagonizes anyone who comes down into his lair. Yeah. But like, I feel like he's just got a bit more than just like, I'm evil. Like I think he's more complex than that. I don't think he wants to take over Halloween Town. I don't think he has anything to do with those Kreetons. Hmm.

He's the shadow and the moon and night. Yeah, just that. That's, he's just, he is, he's the scariest monster in Halloween Town. And I don't think, I think he thinks. So she's already that bitch. He thinks that all those other bitches are corny. Mmm. And he's like, I don't actually need think he's already that bitch. He thinks that all those other bitches are corny. And he's like, I don't actually need to spend any time with them. I have my lair. I speak with the trick or treaters.

Yeah. And that's kind of the link. But like, I'm scarier than Jack. Yeah. And I run a casino. Yeah. The scariest thing of all. Yeah, he's fabulous. He is so good. Yeah. He's fabulous. He is so good. Yeah. He's filled with bugs.

Yeah. You better pay attention now. Cause I'm the boogie man. Okay. So that's good. That is good. Jafar. I was going to say Jafar before.

Just like, what an intriguing look. Yeah. I like that. Yeah. But that's about all I like about that. Aladdin? I love his staff. No, I like Jasmine and I like Jasmine's dad.

He's so short. And then I like the tiger. It's really been a long time since I've seen that movie. I could take or leave the monkey, but the carpet is cool. Bring back magical rugs. Oh, the carpet, yeah. And pointing as a carpet. That's good.

That's fun. And like, you don't have hands, but you can still point. That's pretty impressive. But not a villain, so I think we should move on. The real villain of the piece, the carpet. I thought you were gonna say time. It's against us all. My favorite villain from a Disney property is Yzma.

Yzma. As played by Eartha Kitt. Because I understand what she wants, she knows how to get it, but she's hilarious doing it. And low stakes, fun. Yeah. Evil. Evil. Pull the lever, Crunk. Why do we even have that lever? That's great. God, Disney, that was their one good movie. From the Empress New Groove. Yeah.

We've talked about Empress New Groove a few times, haven't we? We definitely have stuff already from the Empress New Groove. Okay. What do we have? We have the bugs. The bugs. The bugs. Yeah, the bug thing, yeah. What about May Day from 007, Grace Jones? Good.

That's good. Very good. I just really want Grace Jones in the bunker one day. And then you have my sister's favorite film, Joker? Well, we can't put society into the bunker. My sister's favorite film, Joker. Well, we can't put society into the bunker. The villain of that film. We live in a society.

Um, Hugo Weaving in Matrix is such a good villain. Yeah, I was going to say that. I think that's really good. Actually though, what happens with- Agent Smith. I was, I watched- See, that's AI. I watched Reloaded on the plane or reloaded. Yeah.

Reloaded. Dant, dant, dick, dick, dick, dant, dant. No, that's, that's resurrection. Yeah. But in the second one where they're like speaking with the French guy and they're trying to find the key maker. And then, um, there's the two albino guys with dreads who can turn into gers.

They kind of shift in and out. I watched their film, I was like, I don't know why this got so critically panned at the time because it's a banger. It's so hard. It's the third one that's a problem. The third one. But there's also the scene in the, what's his name?

The Maraventure, the Maraventure. Sorry? Yeah, yeah, yeah. In The Maraventure. The Maraventure. Sorry? Yeah, yeah, yeah. In the Maraventure. Where like they're on the staircase and all the weapons are on the walls and they all like grab all the different. It's so cool.

It's fun. It's amazing. And that French guy and then Isabella Rossellini. No, not Isabella Rossellini. Monica Bellucci. Monica Bellucci is like, I'm mad at him. Or whatever she says.

She looks so good. I'm probably due for a good Matrix rewatch. Rewatch. Yeah, I love the music as well in those films. Good. They're all like that sort of electric house kind of steam punky kind of industrial. That's what I was trying to say. I also forget how it's funny how much of, oh my God, what is her name?

Jada Pickett Smith has like based her personality on being in The Matrix. And then you watch the film and you're like, you're barely in this movie. Yeah. Is it Naomi? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, Naomi, you're not here, but she's in the game, right? Yes, quite a bit. That's so funny.

Yeah. Oh, Jada. Okay, anyway. Favorite villain, yes. Favorite villain. I like the guy from No Country for all men. Oh, actually that's probably... Anton Sugar. The Sugar is probably the best villain. And I also love a villain with a good weapon.

We're just normal men. What about, um... What was that? It was nothing. What about Krulos from Dino Rider? Dino Rider? Dino Rider? Yeah. You know?

I haven't seen that. Oh no. Why don't you tell us? We've talked about Dino Riders before. We were all just pretending. Oh, but Krullos. What about the obvious ones like Hannibal Lecter? Yeah.

Terminator. Although Hannibal Lecter isn't really the villain. He's helping trying to solve that crime. Buffalo Bill's the problem. You know? I don't know about that. What about Venom? Yeah.

The symbiote. No, that's also not the villain. I'm space ghoul. No, the symbiote's not the villain. No? No. You tell me. It's just a misunderstanding.

Everyone leave him alone. Well, goodness knows the wicked lies are lonely. What do you think about the wicked witch of the West? Yeah, I'm really warming up to her lately. Now that I've taken a short amount of time to better understand the world of Oz, I think it's the world of Oz that doesn't understand her. Yeah. And I love, I I love my thing.

My favorite thing in Wicked, like all of it is like, if you care to find me. Yeah. So passive aggressive. If you're going to be bothered. And if you'll care to find me. Um, yeah. I like, uh, well, speaking of alien, that stupid corporation, they're the villain. They are the villain.

That film. That's the thing. I do have a distinction between like villainy, which is intentional in my book. Yeah. And like monstrosity, which is like the xenomorph. Mm-hmm. I don't think like the xenomorph is not being villainous. No, it's not a villain. It is just enacting its life cycle. Yeah. Like it is not trying, it's just like hunting as an animal. Like that's not villainy. No, no. So cut it out. What?

That's not gonna be one of the villains. Why, I would never say that. So glad cut it out. Cut what? That's not going to be one of the villains. Why, I would never say that. So glad we're on the same page. Do you know this list of USA Today top villains has number 20... Oh, you're fighting with the list, not me. I got it. Catwoman. Catwoman? In Dark Knight Rises, played by Anne Hathaway.

Sorry, no one has ever, in their life, thought about Anne Hathaway. Sorry, no one has ever in their life thought about Anne Hathaway playing Catwoman. Anne Hathaway barely thought about it. Yeah. Oh, sometimes I see a clip of that and it makes me angry. Selena. Like Balrog. That's not villain. That's not a villain.

Balrog. Although it is kind of like... Portrayed by NotAvailable. Anne Hathaway. Anne Hathaway portrays the Balrog. Did I already say, when we recorded that episode the other day, I was talking about watching Lord of the Rings with my nephews. Yeah. Did I say how I kept like watching from like the side, like in the hall?

Cause I kept crying. Did I say that? No, that's so lame. Because like, I mean, like I love those films growing up and they just like some of those lines, I just was like, I'm sorry. It's all the Ents stuff. It's so sad.

I can't say anything about the Ents because you'll kill me, but I just don't know about those Ents. From Nut and acorn? How tall are they? Big. They're like, the scale shifts. They seem taller in different moments. I feel like they're not consistent. Well, they survive the releasing of the dam, so they're at least, I don't know, what, 8 meters?

8 to 12, I'd give the range. Eight to 12 meters, yeah. Yeah, I just, I don't know, like I'm like, now we're doing trees. You know? What about Newman? From Seinfeld. Yeah. He's kind of like a villain, isn't he? Or what about that other comedian? Jerry. Fucking Bane is number seven. Vanya. Oh no. Or what about that other comedian? Fucking...

Jerry. Bane is number seven. Vanya. Oh no. Sauron is six. Wait, wait. How about... We're doing Seinfeld villains now.

Newman is hilarious, but who's that other one? They're like... Vanya. The best Jerry. Oh, right. Yeah. I said it. Okay, well...

Well, soup is not a meal, Jerry. Hannibal Lecter. Okay, this is the top four. Warden Norton from The Shawshank Redemption. That's a really bizarre one to have after Sauron. Number three. Are you fucking kidding me? Aaron Eckhart in the role of Two-Face.

Boom. No one cares of Two-Face. Boom! No one cares about Two-Face! No one fucking cares. No. Oh, and then Joker, and then oh, Darth Vader. Oh. Number one. No. What about Jaws?

What about Big Helmet? From Spaceballs? As portrayed by Rick Moranis. Did you say Jaws? Yeah. Didn't we just talk about this? helmet from Spaceballs as portrayed by Rick Moranis. Did you say Jaws? Yeah. Didn't we just talk about this? Yeah, I know. But Jaws is calculated.

No. What about the mayor of Amity Island? Oh, do you know what I rewatched from the plane? Go on. Psycho. Ooh. God, that Norman Bates can get it. Do you like actively try to find the most inappropriate thing to watch on an airplane

or? Do you think that's too inappropriate? No. Just a child watching over your shoulder. Is that? Did I just see footage of a flushing toilet? Get it out of here. Not an amaret.

I loved that. Psycho. Yes. I mean, it's so incredible. But have you seen it? You haven't seen it. Not for a long time. I haven't seen it, but yeah. He's so slender that Norman Bates.

He's like slender and he like walks with his hands in his pockets and like looks all giddy. And then he's like constantly popping these little breath mints in his mouth. And it's so weird. And I'm like like gay villainy. What about Umbridge from Harry Potter? I have not heard of it. Okay. Okay.

I'm not going to talk Harry Potter. What about Lego Umbridge? Just the word she's in Lego form. Yeah. Lego Umbridge or like Lego, Lego Psycho or like, did you see their release? Oh, they like, I saw the least videos of like the dank offices of Lego HQ where this woman has like a small piece of fabric hanging over the new set that they've just made. Yes, they do it all the time. And the sound is from the phone,

and she's like, I'd like to introduce the house from Twilight. I saw that video as well, I saw it. I was like, what? She's like, set number 35,106, the Twilight house. I'm like, ew. It's so yuck. Shut it down.

Do you know the context of that? What? So like Lego do annually like all these comps for like plebs to like pitch a design. And it can be like from IP, like anything. Like they can kind of do anything. And then like things are voted by the plebs. And then sometimes Lego will like pick them up, Lego fire them, like through the Lego version,

get all the licensing and then release them. And that's what happened with that. It was one of those. So it was like a fan submission that then got officialized. Wow. As you can see, we added foiling to Edward's face. So he does sparkle. Shut.

It's awful. And they didn't do it to his hands. That's awful as well. Yeah. Um, where's the red thread? Yeah. Where's the carrying through the concept? Well, what would your Lego set be?

Of my life? What would your sub-sens- Oh, oh yeah. Not you at your fridge sipping fountain soda, being like, we actually made a shocked expression where she realized the ice was still frozen. Like, lifting that bit of fabric off. There's Easter eggs everywhere. You can see in the bathroom,

there's a small tile with a daddy long legs printed on it. She's gonna usher that out. There's some under the bed as well. And as you can see, the whole house is absolutely covered in calm. We put foiling in. It shines under UV light. Now you can also change the set around so she's crying in the hallway while Lord of the Rings is visibly on the TV.

We did license Lord of the Rings. It's a printed TV. We did license Lord of the Rings. It's a printed piece, it's not a sticker. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. Jesus Christ. You were thinking of when you thought of your life as a Lego set? Yeah. What an achievement. No, what would I make a fan submission of? Oh, my God. Probably something crazy. I don't know.

Probably like Dino Riders. I don't know. What would I love to see in Lego form? Have they done a Drag Race one? Because that'd be real easy to do. Workroom or... Workroom. Main stage. Judging panel. That... that i mean that might come

i mean let's have a look i mean the fucking have you seen um the pride yes lego set so ugly i've never seen anything more ugly in my whole life like it why are you buying that? Yeah. And then like making it and putting it in like their office. Okay. I'm seeing that people have submitted. Someone did a Snatch Game submission. Someone did a, oh my God, there's been quite a few. It looks pretty ugly though. Someone needs to do a better version of this.

Lego drag race. There you go. But not official. No, no, no. This is like a submission. Oh, but they have done, um, they have done a snatch game. Someone made like a little Bob Trixie and Jinx one. That's fun. Well, it is nice to have fun.

We don't want kids exposed to drag though. So no, they need to just see some smooth bricks version of a fucking diversity pride flag. God, this person has done such a bad job of this workroom set. I hate it. Anyway, other villains. The designer of that Lego set. Well, that's it.

That's what's getting in. The designer of poor Lego sets. Scat Pig. Sorry? Scat Pig. From last week. My villain. From Redmond. Scat pig. From last week. My villain.

I feel like. What about like Mr. Burns? Oh, I love that Mr. Burns. Yeah, that's quite good. He's not really a villain. He's just a business man. I said, get in. He's definitely a villain. I don't know that you were reading the text.

He's villainous. He has villainous tendencies. Villain. Darth Vader being the number one villain is such a, like, inaccurate read of the Star Wars franchise. You think he's just hard done by? Well, he's twisted by circumstance and desire. Isn't that a good villain?

Yeah, but he's also being like, he's not the puppet master. He's the puppet. Oh, Palpatine. Palpatine is the villain of that franchise. He's also on the list. Well, he should be higher than Vader. Because he's more powerful. Because also Vader flip flops.

Well, not in the movies that I saw. Yes. I saw. He turns on Palpat not in the movies that I saw. Yes. I saw. He turns on Palpatine at the end. He does? Yes. Why does he do that? Because he's like my son or whatever.

Do you know what? I hate family culture. Get rid of Star Wars. I think we should get rid of, okay, if I had a pitch, I think we should just get rid of all of the top hundred things and see what rises. You know what I mean? Like we have no more mega franchises.

We have no more James Bond, no more Star Wars, no more Harry Potter, no more Lot of the Rings, no more Wizard of Oz. We just cut it all out and see what takes their place. Moon Wars. Moon Wars. James Bond. You know Michelle Yeoh's Star Trek film comes out next week? That's fun. That is, Star Trek is weirdly, and I know it's like had a lot of mainstream success, but it is weirdly immune to going fully mainstream. Because it's, um, lame. Yes.

Which is the best thing about it. How many geek things have maintained their lameness? Like, do you know? Well, the other one, Doctor Who remains lame in a very chic way. Yes. That makes it never go to full like Marvel levels of like, it's cool now. I think I have our villain. of full like Marvel levels of like, it's cool now.

I think I have our villain. It's the makeup artist for Jinx on Doctor Who. What was the name of the maestro? The maestro. Yeah. That makeup is so ugly. It's the costume. Describe the makeup. Disgusting.

It's like a yellow blend. It's like yellow blush, yellow eyeshadow. The wig is too small. The costume is hideous. She looks terrible. I mean she looks villainous. She's got pencil thin little eyebrows. And yes, you're right.

The yellow is not really an eyeshadow so much as like a blush that bleaches into the eyeshadow and then just a nude lip. Yeah. It's all hideous, but very Doctor Who. So it is good. What about those angel statues? Are they villains? Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. That's classic. It is good. What about those angel statues? Are they villains?

Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. That's classic. Doctor Who. You know, one of the best things about Jessica Jones was, um, what's his name? David Tennant? Hmm.

From Doctor Who. He was so good in that. He was great. So scary. He was a villain in that. Like that skin lady in Doctor Who? Oh, the stretched out thing. Yeah. I like that. Is that a villain? The stretched out thing. Yeah.

I like that. Skin. Is that a villain? Let's put her in. I think we do need... Have you watched those episodes? Lady Cassandra O'Brien. Is she evil?

She is evil. She's the villain. Lady Cassandra is a brain in a jar with a face stretched out of a mobile frame. She has had so many surgeries that she is now a little more than skin and a face. She claims to be the last pure human, but Rose Tyler calls her just skin. That is the most bunker-coated villain I think we will find on this day. If you haven't looked up- Cassandra?

Lady Cassandra. She's in love with the doctor. find on this day. If you haven't looked up... Cassandra? Lady Cassandra. She's in love with the doctor. She switches into Billy Piper's consciousness at one point when they go to the cat hospital. I love that show. That's great. Log it in. That's amazing.

I love it. Cassandra? Lego Lady Cassandra from Doctor Who. I'll allow it. Cassandra? Lego Lady Cassandra from Doctor Who. I'll allow it. Okay. Congratulations. Don't step on that Lego piece. You're walking around barefoot.

Zelda might be crying in the hallway next door. We'll be're back. Hello. Hey. Won't you tell me what dream gets into the bunker? Dream, dream. I mean my go to, like when I think of dreams and things that have like haunted me from dreams is like my teeth have fallen out.

That's a classic. Classic. Yeah. Classic. But like even not falling out, but just like the wobbliness. And then when you wake up, you're like, wait, are my teeth fucking wobbly? And you check and it's okay for now

What does that mean though? Ah Like probably that you had a dream about teeth pulling out is what that meaning Okay, let's our symbols of our appearance and self image So dreaming about falling out can reflect feelings of insecurity about our physical appearance or our ability to face challenges in everyday life. Oh, okay. Maybe there is something to it. Feelings of insecurity, loss of fear of change. There's a dream other people have told me about that they've had.

He's told everyone that listens to this podcast. Well, if you didn't guess that about me, you got to, you know. What? You're very confident. You're very confident. Sexy confident. Height dreams, teeth dreams, gifts from the dead, old friend dreams, ear dreams, celebrity dreams, cell phone dreams, flower dreams, flying dreams, and ring dreams.

Flying dreams are so good. I got, I love flying in dreams. Although I don't think I have as many dreams nowadays as I used to. Yeah, me neither. I know that they've all come true. If I dream anything I want to be. Dreams about hotels, dreams about casinos, dreams about squirrels. There were so many squirrels in Scotland. Really?

Yeah. Cute. Biblical dreams. Why? Dreams have you had, Laisie? What dreams have I had? I mean, I told you about my terrifying drag race dreams where I woke up in the darkness. Falling dreams I do have, dying dreams I do have.

I feel like I more have like the when you're half asleep, falling asleep and yeah, you fall and you're like, yeah, but you didn't actually. I do have dreams about people being in the room and then wake up and like could feel like I can see them standing in the room in the darkness. But then they're not there. You know, like shapes. Yes. Shapes in the room. How do we do sleep paralysis? Oh, we do what kind of sleep? Yeah, got it. Good that we're getting to dreams. Yeah. Um,

but I do hate that thing where you have a really good dream and you wake up and you're like, well, I'm not rich or whatever. Vienna. Yeah. I am... Wait, what's your dream? Dreamer. Like your dream for life.

My aspiration in life. Yeah, I wasn't expecting that. I wasn't expecting. That question. That question. Uh... Yeah, I wasn't expecting that question. That question. Uh, Mr. Dwarf is to be happy. Um, I, what is my dream in life? I don't know, man.

What do you dream of? I don't know. Earning an aquarium. Yeah, like my business dream would be to run my own shop, aquarium. Like, yeah. Don't laugh at her dreams, Matt. It's just cute. I like it.

Oh, no, but that's like actually factually like. A dream. If I could like. It's a nice dream. Yeah. It's very like. And achievable. Yeah, probably.

Probably? Ma'am, I'd say that that is one of the most achievable dreams ever. It's going to start buying a lot of fish. That's right. There's a new aquarium that's about to open in Collingwood. It looks so amazing. And they've done like a soft open this week, which means I'm too scared to go in. Wait, are they open now?

Yeah. We could go there today. Well, you might have to. Everybody in the car. Yeah. Wait, what's your now? Yeah, we could go there today! Well, you might have to. Everybody in the car! Yeah! Wait, what's your aquarium going to be called? Well, okay. I don't know.

But when I was growing up, one of the aquariums in Rosebud was called like Merrick's, because the guy who owned it, his name was Merrick. And I just loved that, that it was called Merrick's Aquarium. That is so, that is so good. So would it be Zelda? Zelda's. Or Cain's. No, no, no, I don't know.

I don't know. That's all I'm saying. I loved Merrick's Aquarium. I want a pun name. Oh, you know? Fishy Business. Fishy Business. That's a good one. Something like that.

Yeah. Maybe I'll call it Don't Berry Stingrays for Clout Aquarium. It might be a bit lost by the time you open your aquarium. I don't think. I don't think. Stick it around. Stingrays. Hmm. Yeah. Bubble bubble. Rays.

Rays. Rays outdoors. Come see what we got. Rays indoors. We got clothes and tents and boots. We've got the lot. We got clothes. I don't know.

Okay. What have they got? I don't know. So that's your dream. They got, don't they have clothes and tents and boots? No. What have they got? That's your dream. Don't they have clothes and tents and boots? No. What is it then? Raise our doors, come see what we got.

We got chairs and furniture. We got the lot. Oh, I don't know. We got tents, tents and furniture. We got the lot. Clothes and tents and boots. So, Lazy, what's your dream? What's my dream?

Wow. I wasn't expecting that. My aspiration in life, my dream. I've already said my dream. I want to be at the Venice film festival on one of those wooden taxi boats that takes you across to the screening at the opening night gala and get a photo shoot done like Lady Gaga. You know? You got a film there?

Yeah. I'm going to my night and I love when you arrive and there's a DOA drink on arrival. And I just... Holly Valance. There's Holly Valance. No, she won't be there. But yeah, oh God, that'd be so good. I would love DOA at Venice Film Festival after getting off a wooden taxi boat. That is my dream. It's achievable. A magical night.

The film does really well. We have an eight minute standing. Oh. And then we go out and I like run into Adrienne Brody and I'm like, there you are. Adrienne Brody. And then I like turn around and there's Taylor Momsen. And I said, what are you doing in here? And she's like, oh, I did an indie flick recently

after I left my music career. And I say, Taylor Momsen, you'd be crazy. And then I'm like, is there fish in that? And they're like, yeah. I'm like, ooh. And I take one off and I go, mm, this is good. From Zelda's aquarium. No.

Oh. No, that's aquarium. No. Oh. Oh. No. That's not the intent. Oh, I was just trying to inter, cross the... Zelda's not there. Wow. But, yeah. Well, Zelda's a busy woman. That's right.

Running a fish shop. But I'm Face Timer. Zelda! Here I am. Sorry, it's cutting out. I'm sorry, I'm in the back of my aquarium. You know the reception's bad back here. I'm just cleaning the glass with one of those magnetic scrapers.

What are you doing? Living your dream as well? That was my business dream. We could get to the drag dream or like the romance dream. Well, give us one of those ones you truly aspire to. I think, well, I mean, I'm kind of tantalized by the magnetic. What's your aspiration in life? Yeah, but I don't know. I mean, drag dream.

I'd love to be like, um, like I'd love to do runway. I would really love to do like actual like country runway. That would be like a violet kind of thing. Oh, like at a fashion show. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Would just like, Oh, it'd be so fun.

Love that. I would really like, I, yeah, I don't know. Like, I mean, I would love if we could do this. Well, I suppose you are doing this as your job, but like, to securely do this as my job. Yeah. Like it would be amazing. Yeah. Um, and...

If I dream. Yeah. What would that look like? I just love to do like, and I could more actively engage in these things. Like this year, I really want to go to like more like comic conventions, video game conventions in drag, do some like character stuff, like just be part of that scene a bit more. I've dressed up as Ravenhorn from the latest Diablo 5. Look, I'm wearing the

screen accurate blood cloth and stabbing hand. I've got these amazing manna bottles with sparkles in them. That one? You can catch me at D5. And then further to that, like, like our little ACME moment, like I'd love to do things like that are a bit more more elevated and fun like that. Doing stuff with like, I'll forever be bitter that I wasn't part of the Switch launch in Melbourne. Who was?

There was no drag queens, but there were performers and cosplayers and stuff. For Switch 2? Well, no, for Switch, years like years ago. Oh, the Princess Switch. Yeah. And I was there at Fed Square for the midnight launch and it was just so like, you people suck. Like I could do this. It'd be so fun. But yeah, I don't know. Well, things like that. Yeah. I'd love to do like a tour in Japan. Like if I could be drag famous enough to tour Japan and just do a few like little gigs. Yeah. That would be so amazing.

We can start getting you there now. Oh, I mean, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Targeting all your advertising to Japan. Yeah. But yeah, I don't know. How fabulous. But as for the dream of the bunker, oh my God, we've actually, so Matt said this in

the group chat last night, which I didn't respond to because I was like, oof, it's your, what was her name? Beverly Bergel or whatever. Christine Beadle. Sorry? From last week's episode, listener, you'll recall the story about the sex doll in the box and there was an image, but it was from inside Christine Beadle's house. Christine Basil.

Basil, yeah. So it was from in her house. So like I didn't respond because I was like, Oh, it's not really my call to expose this woman's interior. Yes. I feel like that was lazy's burden to bear, but anyway, we're now getting messages of people being like, can we please see this sex doll so that people have an appetite? I think I need to just blur out half the image and then we can put it up.

Okay. Good. Good. Good. Sorry. We've got to see all the stuff that we described as well. Leave Beetle alone. Beetle. Beetle.

Beetle, beetle, beetle bumpkin, beetle bumpkin. Okay. Okay. Dream. Yeah. I mean, I. Or dream. The vlogger.

Dream streamer. Go on. Yeah, that's all. Oh, um, dream. The vlogger. Dream catcher. Dream streamer. Who do you hate? Go on. Yeah, it's all. Oh. Um, dream. Have you talked about wet dreams yet? Oh, man. That is disgusting.

That's a fantastic suggestion. We're already full of calm. That's what I thought. I mean, that's the one bodily fluid. Get it out. It's in the bunker. Get it out. That's their blood. Well, it's their one bodily fluid. Get it out. It's in the bunker. Get it out. That's their blood.

Well, it's their everything. That's my everything. Wet dreams? That's hilarious. Let's put that in. Have a laugh and a half. Is that going to be the name of your aquarium? Laugh and a half? No, wet dreams. Wet dreams. Get it out. Wet dreams. Fish and more.

All right. Yeah. Listener, if you're a business mogul and you'd like to be involved in a... I just don't think it costs that much to start an aquarium. I could. Like if I just saved up, I don't think it costs that much to start an aquarium. I could. If I just saved up, I don't know. What could an aquarium possibly cost?

I just think you'd go out of business because they're so expensive to maintain. Yeah, that's the thing. And I wanted to do it so well. What would happen if it started to not be good? I'd kill myself. I think you'd really struggle with that part. If there was like 10 tanks that needed cleaning, but Jeremy on his shift had not cleaned the tanks, you'd be like, someone comes in and sees the algae and we've got guppies dying left and right. You'd be like, I'm fucking done.

Someone comes in, just sees Zelda floating barely up. One of the tanks. No, I'm crying, but slightly obscured. You can't really see me because I'm behind partial wall. Wet dreams! You're in the bunker. The aquarium shop? Yeah, Zelda's aquarium shop, Wet Dreams.

And she thinks she's obscured while she cries, but she's just standing behind a large fish tank that you can see through. All the listeners know that I'm not in the bunker, so it's fine. Well then, guess who's going to have to be crying obscured behind a fish tank? Who? Well, Courtney. Courtney, yeah, I was going to say. She's doing a shift at Wet Dreams, the aquarium.

Courtney's kind of cleaning up in the bunker. She better be cleaning up. All that cum. What? Zelda, Courtney does not have to do that. Too true. Okay. Yeah.

Oh my God. So one other thing that is very chic that happened this week. Yeah. I was listening to... We're still doing the intro. Race chaser. Yeah. And...

Another mention. Another mention! I know. I feel like a celebrity! Yeah. Just every time my name escapes Alaska Thunderfuck's mouth, I just am like, it actually, I'm like, what? Yeah.

That sounds like something that Lazy Susan would do. Yeah. What? Yeah. But also, that one of the things about Drag Race is that they film all these seasons and then there's a six to one year delay and they're coming out. So like, you think after 17 years, you're the first to do this thing.

Yeah. And then for programming this other season comes out and it's like, Oh fuck. Yeah. They did it too. Yeah. Like, okay, well they were all filmed at the same time. So what are you going to do? And also there's only so much content in the world and so many ideas

are blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But how delicious that you got the face hologram and then Lexi did it on season 17 I know not as successfully sorry Lexi because it's a circle in the square why did she do that I don't know the outfit was cute it's very cool it's it wasn't enough ass the runway was ass I haven't seen the runway. It was all about ass. And like that's why she's wearing like chaps. What was on the screen? Just like static or whatever.

Yeah, it was just like static girl. So like a circle static. But the screen was a square. Why wouldn't you just... I don't know. Because you could just get a screen. But then like she had makeup on which you could see from like through the outside side of slits, but there was no moment where it was just her.

I don't know. Look, all I'm saying is you, they were probably filmed at a similar time. I do feel bad about that. And Susie Toots is the devil. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Which is both of us being the devil.

It's just you two have ever dressed as the devil. In the makeover challenge, I mean in the design challenge. I think that's funny. But how delicious that you got it. I got it. I got it. Why do you feel sad about that? I feel bad because I think it sucks.

For her? It sucks for anyone that's like, I knew it sucked when I was like, I really wanted to do that and then someone beat me to it. And I really wanted to do it. Oh, someone beat me to it. Yeah. Yeah. But like, sorry.

Sorry. Alas. So today we have going into the bunker. Zelda's aquarium, wet dreams. We have... My dream has been realized. I'm opening up a fish shop. I saw you in a dream.

That's the only thing that people can dream about as well. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I saw it in my dream. Actually, very fortuitous given the death of David Lynch. Very much a dream state director. Yes. I saw it in the lodge, the black lodge, a wet dreams aquarium.

And if you're having a dip in the ocean area at your peril, you'll of course be doing doggy style. Yep. Swimming. Oh fuck, doggy paddle. And then we have Lady Camden. Yeah. The Lego Lady Camden. The lady. Stretched out skin villain. Yeah. Doctor Who.

We all know intimately. Lady, Lady Come Dump. Lady. Yeah, Lady Come Dump. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, what a week. That's good.

Yeah. I like that. Well, listener, thank you That's good. Yeah, I like that. Well, listener, thank you so much for joining us, and I can't wait... to see what you've got to say about this online. Online. So we'll see you next week. Nah. Death to Everyone was recorded at Natural Habitat Studios by Natchi. Our theme song and music was provided by Edicentric and Angus Liz. If you've got something to say to us, send it to us at deathtoeveryonepod.gmail.com

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