Death To Everyone - Death To... The Medeas, Khia Asylum & Youtube Drag Performances Feat. Max Drag Queen

Episode Date: June 23, 2026

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Good morning. Listen now. Wherever this may find you. I'm Zelda Moon. I'm lazy Susan. And who's that driving the car? Oh, it's our producer Matt. Hoy.

Hoi. Hoi. Hi. Hi. Through the celestial void. Because this is death that ever run a show where two incredulous, incredial, incredulous celestial goddesses decide what is going to go into our doomsday bunker to be saved from the ravages of time. Yes. And what will leave out to just kind of die with the rest?

Die, disintegrate. Yeah. Yeah, so that is our duty. And it's very important. Very important what we do here. Of course. Yeah, so I think that's it. And we can't do it alone.

Not always. Every now and then we need some extra guidance to consider and dismiss. And after a long night of hooking, we finally got an amazing guess. Now listen, I do want to say as well, this guest has been, you know, a lady waiting. She's been meant to be on this pod for a long time. And then we had a long time where we just didn't book any guests because we were lazy. It was truly nothing other than laziness. But in the night of the most recent, incredible Night of Nights here in Victoria, we were like, no, this needs to happen now.

So, please welcome to the stage. Max, drag queen. Hi. Oh my gosh. I love hearing the word Victoria. You never hear that anymore. That's wonderful. But hello.

Oh my gosh. It's such a, it's a genuine honor. It is a genuine honor. And I've told lazy this. I'll tell Zolda, it's an honor to be here. This is a bucket list, this one. I mean, this is it. This is getting on a podcast, this is the next one.

No, no, no. This is the podcast to be on. Thank you. This is it. It's Imho. It's, uh, sibling rivalry and then it's this. Yes.

Simpliary and this. Do you ever drop to your knees, look to the sky and scream, death to everyone. Genuinely, regularly. I'm a frequent flyer. I listen to this when I meal prep. When I run errands, when I just feel like I need a wash of camp over me.

I put on these voices and then I sound like a lunatic when I'm like telling like, like Tara, my housemate, I'm like, you should listen to this. it's really funny. I was like, these two are quite good. Hello, Tara. This will be the first one you listen to,

so hello. Welcome. You've got 137 to catch up on it. Yes. Whatever it is. Quick sticks. Far too many. But yes, we are so glad to have you here.

Obviously, you are my down under season four sister. What? I know. I know. We were both, remember that time that your therapist has been helping you? Well, yeah, that's my,

my full belief is that I've reached a point of of healed that lazy could feel. She's like, I trust you enough to be on the podcast now. Well, actually, because I, like, I do listen to everyone's pods appearances, but I love, Matt is a prolific potter and has been on quite a few different podcasts, and I just love to catch up. And I also think you're, you know, a fabulous presence on a pod. Oh, thank you.

High praise. Very high praise. I do listen to a lot of pods because I, not, well, meal prepping. obviously but I do like you know love to have a walk and listen to a pod

and right so like it is it's so nice but you know you do like have moments where I'm like bitch we are trying

to get you on an all stars we need you on a global no it's true shut your fucking whole mouth I do and just say

I've had the most incredible experience my life has been changed I do I it's so funny because I know that if there's one person listening to anything

that I do podcast related, it's lazy. And I know every single time I do a podcast that I'm going to get a message from so lazy Susan. And in that way, I always have to fuel my public feud that is only one-sided. And shout her out. I'm like, I love that bitch in yellow. I really do.

I hate to love her. So thank you. Thank you for the praise from the podcast queens themselves. I'm throwing Zelda in there as well. Yeah, mine. I was aware you were on another podcast. I'm familiar with the concept. But Leslie loves to suggest that people are anti the race.

Oh, well, I mean. So he means when Zelda went into the age newspaper and said, I just think that the show has gotten boring. Wait. Well, okay, well, I'm going to prove why I shouldn't be on this podcast. You're so right. You're so right. What I was saying is that as it has gone on,

like it has it has changed the evolution of drag queens into like they are replicating what they are seeing on that show instead of creating original ideas or replicating things from their own point of references and so it's incredibly repetitive it is it really is which is why um and i know you'll agree with me zolda which is why like the years to come will look back on season for up down under and we will really say and i said this i don't know who the fuck i'm saying this to um But Lazy is truly, like, one of the best winners, like, across, like, all franchises. And I'm not just sucking her else because I'm on her podcast. But, like, she's truly, like, a representative of Australian culture.

And that's what she doesn't, she doesn't feed the, like, echo chamber that the other girls do. Exactly. You know, exactly. And, like, there's, there's been many times where that hasn't happened. Think you know drag, but turn off Rupol's drag race and think again. That isn't what I said. He is what Zup the Moon did say. Oh.

Drag race. offers such a specific projected formula for success in drag. When everyone does that, everything looks and sounds and feels the same. That's kind of boring. I think we're coming off a big swell into this period of like, we've seen it. Now what else is there? End quote. She pulled up the direct quote.

She said, I'm not going to misquote you, baby. Literally. I was like, Jesus. No, where is her other thing? They'll love having me on season five. They will. I don't think they would And they'll ginger minge you all the way to the end

Oh my God I got messages being like Lazy what the fuck are you doing What? It is not that extreme And then I was like I didn't say shit If you read my quotes

I'm like And then we can all work together To find a place of peace We can hold hands and you know Praise God Literally But yeah Very funny

But I don't think anyone is reading the Sydney Morning Herald or the age, so it's fine. It's fine. Yeah, plus I've said worse, so you're fine. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So for the uninitiated, I think we're going to give out our listeners a little

taste of Max. Do you want to explain yourself? Well, I have a lot to answer for. Explain yourself. Yeah, I have a lot to answer for. Am I just doing a brief introduction of people? Who, what am I? You're a bio queen.

I'm faux queen, yeah. Foe queen, Max, drag queen. Yeah, one is it? Super graphic, ultra modern Max. Hyder queen. Yeah. Well, I was famously on the Stan original series, drag race down under. Is this where I list my accolades?

Yeah. She's a drag performer. Yes, I am a drag performer in the beautiful city of Melbourne Nam. and I've been doing... She's the daughter of Isis Havis-Lorraine. I am, the daughter of forever reigning, Isis-Avers-Loreen. I, what do I have? I've won a few accolades in my time.

I've won Best New Talent. I've won Drag Queen of the Year. I just won favourite drag queen. I've won Best Production Show. I actually have them all here with me now. I feel like you could, like, what's next... I mean, we can get into this when we talk about the Medeas, which we just attended.

But, like, what's... What do you want next from the Madeas? Like, genuinely, what's on the rock? I would love, and because I'm not a dancer, I think it'll be really camp to win, like, choreographer of the year. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

I think it'd be really, really camp. Otherwise, like, I've kind of hit all the big ones. Oh, speaking of, little Miss fucking, you've also won drag queen of the year. Yes. Hello. Hello, two drag queens of the year, please. How crazy.

Yeah. How insane. Yeah. But yeah, I think correct for the year, would be so camp. That would be really cram. But if you read it before Daytona, she will kill us. Oh, and again, I love everyone who wins their awards, blah, blah, blah,

give them all their praise. Give the bitch something. Please. She's got to crash out so fiercely. But I also'm like, I think she is such a fierce drag choreographer in that, like, she's done it all. She has. She lives.

She lives. I have a list of things, of clangers in my phone, of just things that she's said over the time. Half of them are not suitable for a podcast. But she really is so deserving. Daytona, you're not listening, but we love you. No, she doesn't know what podcasts are. How dare you? No, she doesn't.

But yeah, I'd say that's the brief introduction of me. An award winner and a drag race loser. So I'm really well-rounded. She's done it all. Well-rounded. How long have you been doing drag-for? Nine years. Yeah.

Which is weird, because I'm only 18. So I don't. I don't know how that... How long have you been doing drag? Like 10. Yeah, I think it's just 10 now, which is unfortunate. Which is crazy that... Like, I don't do gigs with the both of you.

No. Ever, but we've been doing drag similar amounts of... It blows my mind that, like, there is so many pockets of drag in nothing. Which are going to drag race for us to probably meet. Truly. Like, we perform, like, generally about, like, a kilometre away from each other. though. It's just like, there are these weird little silos of drag and like if you're not doing the like, because you do a lot of like you're a club girl. You can get like a like you do like a

it's 12 o'clock at night and the kids need to get fucking lit up. Well, but well yes. Well yes indeed. Whereas we're like it's 8.30 at night. We need to talk on a microphone and then we. Which is so funny though because my like pocket of like friends and my little like community of of of queers, they all, like, were raised on your drag. Like, they are fucking, fucking obsessed with you. Like, Tara and Malibu, like, sing your praises to no end. They're obsessed with you. The feeling is mutual with those two, of course.

The, but yeah, it is really funny. I think because if we, like, for me particularly, because of Greyhound, because I was the last, like, year and a half of Greyhound, that's how I met all of the girls. who like have continued on like baby slut and Asia and everyone yeah yeah XYZ and like so then as a result like we have like we really know each other but like we would never work together again particularly like unless on like one off gigs or like yeah because you're not doing stuff with like baby or like like like Asia and stuff like but I really really I mean like I want to work with all of you but it's just like it's this thing

of like I really want to but it's like rarely is there a crossover of like it's just like I don't I've done less and less just like pop-up gig stuff, which I like, I like, but it's just like, I think more and more we've tried to like get to the sort of gigs where like our fantasy gigs. Yeah, yeah. Like, I love hearing you guys talk about like, I love getting into drag and getting into a corset and then sitting in the front row of an event. Yeah.

And I'm like, you know what? Yeah. I would love that. But like, I get booked for shit and they're like, we'd love to book you for this club gig and I'm like, cool. So you don't want me to wear a gown and park and bark. No, no. You'd like the experience.

You've got to turn it out. But that's the thing. Like, if I could do the, like, the sort of caliber of lip syncing that you do, I would be absolutely up in that gig. And if I was genuinely, like, off the cuff as fucking funny and witty and smart as you, can I say cunts?

I did. As funny as you cunts are, I probably might have almost made it further on drag race. No, it's just weird, the vacuums of dragon and the pockets of dragon Melbourne. But hey, look at us. We're uniting. We're blending, if you will. Yes.

Yeah. Yeah. No, it's true. Is this where you get into the Medea's or do you want to cover other things? I think we'll get into the medias after the break. In the meantime, I think we should have you destroy the planet. Apocalypse. Oh, I'd love to.

It's time for you to put your apocalypse on the situation. I'll spit on it and and loop it up real nice. That's right. So this is what we're leaving out. This is just how you kill everything. Yeah, okay. And then our bunker is preserved, thankfully. How I'm going to kill everything.

Well, this is kind of like a two and one. Yeah. And I'm kind of piggybacking off of a drag race alum sister in recent memory. Oh. The plastic clear strap that, goes over your pump. E-Vail. Is a destroying of the planet.

It's clogging up the waterways. It is clogging up the waterways. And I just think to that regard, really anything that happens in the plastic realm of drag is going to destroy the planet because people think we're already destroying the planet in some way, shape, or form. We're destroying the youth of tomorrow. But I really, really, I'm on it at the moment because now I see a pump in the club. I see a pump in the club with a with a clear strap on.

Well, Millie, I mean, Minnie has let us know with her drag education that she no longer will allow. Have you seen these? What? Minnie Cooper's posts? Yeah. The drag education post. Do we talk about this? No.

Oh my God. Minnie has been posting these like scathing posts where she like explains to the drag youth how it is to be done. Oh, wow. And that is like my favorite. Because it is the youth. It's the youth. The youth are like, I want to wear a pump and I want to feel a pussy. But I don't want the shoe to fly when I'm bucking.

But we're like, Mama, either feel the fantasy or lose the shoe. Like, I don't know. Have it for a photo shoe. Public announcement, a clear plastic strap attached to a pump is totally unacceptable. In fact, I would rather see you in a one inch heel than a pump with a classic clear plastic strap attached to it. Why? Because the moment you add the clear strap, people stop looking at your face and start looking at your feet. And in drag, your face should always be the main event.

I never thought I'd say this because it goes against everything I stand for as a drag queen. But a clear plastic strap on a pub is even worse than not wearing earrings. There, I said it. Love and glamour, Dame Minnie Cooper. Love and glamour. And then the suicide hotline link at the NPR. Truly. Jesus.

What a woman. And that's how she called out the entire Adelaide drag scene in one. Wow. But Zelda, you're not going to like it. this next one. This was supposed to the day later. Public service announcement. Today's emergency drag issue. Stockings and open

toe shoes. Another excellent way to have people looking at your feet instead of your face. If you're wearing stockings with open toe shoes, please spend your money wisely and ensure your toes are not escaping like peanuts from a torn bag. Helpful solutions include

close-toed shoes, bare legs, beautifully shaved legs, or whatever works for you. As always, this is merely my unsolicited opinion. Please stay tuned for tomorrow's drag crisis, Dame Superduper, Mini Cooper. Wow. Look.

What's your take? Who cares? I'm a drag queen. Like, obviously I'd love if in my crystal clackers you could see my toes, but I am wearing four pairs of stockings. I've come to terms with knowing

that my cliff hangers are actually what's keeping me grounded and central with gravity. Like, that's holding me to the ground. It's the only way. Yeah. I'm like, I've actually embraced the cliffhanger now.

Yeah. Yeah. It's fine. I don't know if you all are watching All-Stars. I just did a recent catch-up, like, binge it one day. Oh, yes. Like, whatever. Kennedy Davenport on this, like, recent bracket,

she did something unbelievably camp that I, like, had to get up and leave the room. Oh, my God. They're complimenting her runway. Yeah. And it's, like, beaded. It's like a bugle, like, beating type situation. It's absolutely haven't. buglebe.

Yes, yes, yes. And as they're complimenting her, she starts like twisting her shoe on the runway. And the judges are like, are you like stomping out of cigarette? What are you doing? And she's like, oh no, I just wanted to draw your attention to the shoe. You weren't complimenting the shoe.

Yeah, you were complimented everything, the shoe. And the shoe matched, by the way. She said, get the shoes, baby. Get the shoes. Very funny. A woman that kept made in a lab for television. Like, she is so funny.

The only exception to, like, bring back four times. Yeah, totally. Yeah, please. Bring her back a fifth time. Yeah, she could just be there in rotation. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Every second season. A similar, like, runway, like, moment from the previous episode that I was not expecting to, like, laugh, like, laugh out loud to. Was when they were talking to, like, Joey J. Oh, my God. And they're like, oh, you know, the outfit's great, but, like, I don't really like the buttons.

and then what do you like about the outfit? And she's just like, the buttons. It was so funny. Who thought she would be the campus thing in that bar? That campus thing in that bracket. Well, she hosted the Tonys and now she's off to win dragies. It's very exciting. Shut the fuck.

She's doing fans. Love pink. Love pink. I need to watch that opening performance. I haven't seen it yet. Is Neil Patrick Harris in it or was I like making that up? I think just as a bit. he usually hosts?

Isn't he always just there is a bit? Yeah, he's hosted a few times, but yeah, Pink did such a good job. But yeah, I need to go back and watch the whole thing. And the cultural awards as well. Oh, the clips of that is just,

I hope and pray with my full chest that you both make it there someday. I would love. Love, love, love that kind of a. Can you both do like an anti-Madillas, like just host like a. Well, you know that, um, Teresa Problem did the Schmede.

years. Wait, really? Yeah, as pre-drinks. Wait, I want, like, because I don't want a way to wait a full year to be camp with the, with the girls again. Yeah, I want like a mid-year, like, shmadares. The mid-deers. For all the mid-deers. Well, I've been, yeah, humble brag. Everyone's calling this one the Max Dears. It was. It was. Because I was thanked more than God. It was truly, it was having like, yeah, you were giving like, like Harvey Weinstein in the 90s. Thank you. Thank you so much for that comparison.

Mr. Susan, I really appreciate that comparison. Time will tell. What did you do to Billy Minogue? Lock the door. She knows what I did. Yeah, no, it was truly like, it was giving Max Dears. What are you going to do next year? My best.

Yeah. I'll do my fucking best. I don't know. I'm thinking I might just... Oh my God, guys, I'm so sorry. Something just happening with my time of God. The credits are rolling because I just reached level 10

for my planet shut up, I'm level six. Get it, do you get it. I'm like level 42 on Pokemon Go if that counts for anything. You've been going. Oh, Mandy Moobs and I are going. Who's your favorite Pokemon?

You can't ask me. That's like asking what my favorite child is. I don't have a favorite child. Give me top three. Okay. Tododile, just because Crockodiles, hello. Yeah.

Not to be a gay guy about it, but like, Gengar is like, like, gosh, yeah. Why do all the gays love Gengar? Because he's, he's like, he's like if a bear was a Pokemon, you know? Yeah, right. Yeah. They're a bear Pokemon. Yeah, but not like it. But they're not ghosts.

What is that bear Pokemon? UruSing? Yeah. Yeah. Teddy Ursa. Yeah. Oh, no, I don't like that one. Yeah, chopped ho.

Yeah. Chopto. Chopto. Tettio's. All right. I need a secret third. At the moment, I love Raitchu. Just like, I love a little thunderpus.

Rightchus? Sick. Right? Riteu on like a surfboard or something. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. It's like tail. Oof, yeah.

Yeah, the design is too puss. I think, yeah, Pikachu's a chopped toe. Ritechu is a, is a... What about Pichu? No. No? No? You don't like the baby one?

Not that one. The baby. Baby Pokemon kind of freak me out a little bit. I feel like I'm like, Magby. Oh, yeah. Togapy? Togapy's fine.

Togap's fine. Oh yeah. That's not a baby Pokemon. That's like a standalone. She was the queen of the baby Pokemon. She's the queen of drag. She was, you know, when they, when they go to that island, don't they check Togapy into the baby hotel. Yeah, but you don't know what you're talking about.

Sorry. She just don't know what you're talking about. What are your three? Because Togapy was introduced as a Pokemon. She was the president. Whereas, like, Pichu was introduced after. Later. I don't like a, what do they call it, like retconning?

It feels like they're retconning it. They're like, oh, man, here's the pre-evolution. You're like, no, no, no, no. Don't, because I'm a Gen 1 slut. Like, I'm a slut for Generation 1. Like, what are you off? What's your, out of everyone here, who's your three? Okay, my three.

So, Volpix. I was going to say that. I'm so serious. Love Volpix. Love. It's a bit frothy. I know. Well, it's a bit faggy.

It is. Volpix. I'm gay. Nine tails. Nine Tales is cool. Nine Tales is cool, but Volpix is just so cute. And Brock's Volpix was such a beach. Oh, Brock, suck it from the back.

Oh, yeah. Suck it from the back. Is he, please, no, don't say that. Hey, they're going to Harvey Weinstein me now. I'm sucking it from the back. Yeah. In my mind, he's in my mind he's 25 and I had a crush in him as a kid. Yeah, they're fine.

Yeah, love Volpex. I really do like, um, I'm Brian. So mysterious. And I love Love Disc Those are great picks Yeah I don't know

Call me right to Because I'm not shocked I'm just Don't encourage And to title Do you have a three I like Centro That kind of makes so much sense

Sentry's so cute Just a bit rough to the touch I like Charmander Uh huh Um Give me one from Gen 7 I don't like the ugly I don't like the ugly ones

You want the keychain Pokemon That's weird for you I don't like the ugly new Pokemon I hate how all of them look You don't want rubbish I don't like and their names are not as cute Right I actually have grown to love like a

Ivy Saw I think that's a fun time Love Ivy Saw Yeah Because you can play her on Super Smash Bros True Hello Yeah

But you know like Articuno was always a good one Oh yeah Very chic. Very chic. Very, but actually very... Articona looks like how, like, if ISIS was a Pokemon to me.

Truly. Yeah, like slender and like... Yeah. Medline details. majestic and icy. Yeah. Yeah, wow. It's all tie in.

What if you... Who would you play as in Marvel rivals? Are you aware of the line up? Oh my God. She's doing it again. I actually don't. I don't know. What are the options?

Can... Okay, well, I can list off all 51 playable characters. Let's go. Um, no. You, you review. an image of that and then you can let us know. I'll answer the second we come back from the break. Okay.

Yeah. Well, we'll be right back. Now, okay, so I, there are 51 characters and there's no way to quickly get you to read 51 names. So you say your favorite Marvel. character and I'll tell you if they're available to play currently in rivals. Is Tom Holland specifically there?

Not specifically, but the Spider-Man in rivals is pretty cute. To be fair, Minnie Cooper could be under that mask. You know what I mean? And she might well be. If it's a game, it's a game. It's a game. And anyone can be under there. True.

So I'm, you know, if it's mini, you know what? Millie Minogue's under there. You know what I mean? Yes. Under the Spider-Man? Yeah, I don't know. I think it's a Spider-Man. Spider-Man thing, for sure.

Yeah. Unless... I mean, I'm not surprised. Spidey. Well, Spider-Twink. Absolutely. The world needs you now more than ever. I'm going to send you a photo of the current Spider-Man in the game.

Listeners, I don't know if any of you have been, like, influenced into looking at Marvel rivals as a result of this. But please report back. It is so ugly. Are you not a fan? I just have heard about it a lot now. And I feel like a parent who's hearing about Skibitty toilet, and I'm like, is this what the children are doing?

See, I don't even know what 6-7 is. And that's how I know I'm not one of the children anymore. Yeah. I look it. I look at the park. She's still going to school, never been kiss-styled. Yeah, Vermont secondary college. I'm still enrolled, Mama.

Max, you're going up for the lead in the school play every year. I'm getting that role, bitch. Every year. Every year. I wonder what they're doing this year. I've got to find out what Vermont. Did they have a good musical theatre program out of Vermont South? Yeah, they did actually.

They had fabulous productions. We did Legally Blonde. Yes. We did. Can I just say? Retaining that is crazy. Crazy. Maybe she's what you prefer.

But hey, last year, I was her. Maybe you will change your mind. That you might look up to fine. I've moved on to better things, bigger jobs and bigger rings. I don't have that time to cry. I'm too busy love of my name. Up on that leaf.

Dard the flashbacks of it's too much. Courtney, take your break. what I would like to say See, it managed to derail it, get it back to legally blonde where I'm more well acquainted. Is that on Instagram, when I type in Max,

sadly, the one Max before you, Max, is airplane fax with Max. I think that makes sense for your specific timeline. I'm like, how many times have I been stored on message airplane fax with Max? Wait, you message? Never! Oh, good.

It must just be from how often I search for the profile. Um, I'm so proud of myself. Okay, anyway, let me send it this. Well, hey, if I'm, if I'm second, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, it's, that's, it's just, I wish it was just one. Girl, the, the, yeah, the worst drag name in the world. Can we talk, Max was getting randomly cyber bullied by some random homosexual in America who decided to wake up and be like, that. I wish it was just one. I wish it was just one person.

It's so weird. I, like, stop posting on TikTok. I've given up on that platform. But it's like, I can see people who are like, like, like, French, Japanese butt sex or whatever is like, that's a bit of like a weird name. But I'm like, it's literally just her name. Yeah.

I don't even go, like, I don't even really use the drag queen part anymore. Like, but no, that was all out of utility because you just, yeah. They asked me before, sorry, to, they asked me before we started filming drag race. They're like, is it Max or Max drag queen? And I was like, oh, my God, I can, I can, I have to. Yeah. But people read me all the time for it being either like, oh, you're just trying to copy season seven, Max.

I'm like, who? Yeah. Like, love and light. Who? She doesn't do drag anymore. And also, mine's my biological name, guys. I was given this one. This is my chosen given name.

You know how RuPaul is RuPaul in and out of drag? That's the, I call her RuPaul drag queen all the time. And like, it's, yeah. RuPaul, DQ. That is such a Melbourne city. Sydney thing. Yeah, the Facebook name with DQ. DQ.

I love it. I always think Dairy Queen. Derek, well. Go on to the DQ. Yeah. I have a message from Zelda Moon. This is so exciting. Is this a Marvel rival?

Oh. Oh. Oh. Right. He's a babe. I'm bricked up currently. And not to be all like twinkle-ish about it, but that is feral. Yeah.

Isn't he 16? Don't piss me off. I swear to God, Robbie. come over there. Yeah, he looks, he looks, yeah. No, he looks of age and... He looks of age. His nose is fierce.

Right, and like little blushed. He's shy girl. Yeah. Me too. Okay, so, a topic for discussion? Yes. Now... Oh, wait, the Medea's.

Oh, we'll start with that. I think we do have to go into the Medias because we have won the award. Oh, yes. We have won because of listeners like you. listener if you voted in a surprise we did win the best contributions to media outstanding yeah and we have a trophy which I forgot to bring today Oz kick trophy yeah I was kick they went back to the old design they did because

they had the the glass ones last year yeah I quite like this shooting star motif me too makes me think perhaps I'm like a shooting star shining brightly through the sky you're a star baby You're a star, baby. Rubber. Yeah. And thank you for those votes. If you didn't vote, shame on you. But the Medea's is the Night of Nights.

The Drag Awards. It was so funny, actually. There was a woman who was walking past when we were about to go in and she was like, what event are you going to? Everyone I've seen is so dressed up. But I'm like, you're right, this is a little bit intense that there is one night of the year where every drag performer in Melbourne, essentially, either stays bitterly at home

or goes to the corner hotel and like... On a random Monday in June. On a random Monday in June. Teased out. Like the girls and the guys and the things all get crazy teased out. Yes. Yeah, I just, um,

the only thing I could say every time I saw you and it became a bit in my head was, girl, why are you blue? And I got my answer, but it was just fun to keep asking. Because I didn't see, I didn't see you Zelda once. Yeah. Yeah. Which is crazy because every time I see you, I have to talk about the shoes you gave me.

Well, yes. I need to take them to a cobbler now. They are worn through. What shoes? Oh, the silver ones. The gold. No, gold. Don't get it twisted.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gold thigh highs? Yeah. Where did you get them? I really need a new pair now. Where did I get them? Was it an Ali Express? I think they were Ali Express.

Okay. I'm just going to ask you for the link now. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, oh, it's good. They didn't, they were too small for my feet. And what a gift. I think of you during.

But yes, congratulations on your awards. And to you. And to you. I'm favorite. How camp, actually. Favorite. It's nice when the right people win the right thing. Speaking of on the night of nights, like, obviously, like, the dynamics are so interesting

in the room. The politics. Because people get more and more pissed off as the night goes on. And as, as the, um, the event continues because the year three now of this event. And just watching the bitterness unflow. It's incredible. It actually warms the cockles.

Oh, yes. I love, there's nothing better than a bitter drag queen. And I know because I've been one. And I am one. Maintain, I maintain it to this day. But I think the, um, the, the camp of drag queens want, and drag performers wanting things. Because it's specifically, it's like, it is actually so important because the dynamics are

really different of how each different subsector the drag community reacts to wanting things and rejection and stuff. But they all pronounce themselves in big ways during the night. And goddamn, if it's not just the most incredible thing to witness. Community. Yeah. So did any of your category sharers in Favorite Drag Queen come up and say anything? Did anyone, you can anonymize this, but did anyone have anything to?

did they say thank you or like appreciate you. Can I say something that's like a little bit wanky? Yeah. And I genuinely don't really ever give myself flowers. You know this more than anyone. I can buy my own flower. If any of the people that like lost against me, and like I would be the same,

if anyone loses like an award and like doesn't have the sportsmanship to go like, girl, you absolutely did deserve that. Yeah. Like you just look like a fucking dickhead. Yeah. You look like such a wankstone. I agree. So, like, you can tell there's a bit of resentment where you're like, oh, I'm sad.

I lost, but I'm happy that this person. Yeah. Yeah. But, um, girl. It doesn't know what's happened. I mean, it's like when I lost to you for, um, last year, drag queen of VR. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, the only thing I can say is like, girl, I'm so happy for you.

Well, I think as well, yeah. Like, it's, it's kind of, if, like, there's been a few category upsets. Like, last, last year was a famously a shit show. for winners. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's like, storming out is wild. I think,

I don't know if Tilly's done it as a bit, but she's, I think she's stormed out as like a joke. Yeah, yeah, and I think that's, that's cap. That's very cap. Have you done that?

I feel like both of you have probably done that at some point as a bit. Yeah, I think we were trying to. I wish you lost now. Yeah. We actually,

I don't know how it happened, but Granny Bingo managed to secure the best table in the venue. Yeah. It was like next to the stage, next to the stairs. Well, obviously, you've got to put the old ladies in the front because they can't walk that far. Truly, it was so good. I was like, what have you done, Thomas Jasper's?

But the, we were totally good, because we had like, Zelda had a giant, what do you call it? Your weapon? Oh, my spear. You're a spear. Yeah. You can't take that to Northland. No, exactly. And we were going to stand up and scream like jackals and be like, nah, nah, nah.

And then what, you won, you went, oh, oh, uh, uh, uh, thank you. Yeah, we still screamed anyway. Yeah, we did. Were you there, Matt? Yeah. Oh, yeah. You were? Matt came on stage as our pretty princess because we put him in drag for the first time.

Oh, that's right. I saw pictures. Yeah. Yeah. I actually, I was seeing pictures and I was like, what is that? And I mean that with love because I was like, there was a lot of what is that at the Medea's. The perfect thing that I think Matt's presence there exemplified was the Medea is a whole lot of drag queens, some of which you've worked with, some of which are sisters, and some of which you need to pretend that you know who they are. The whole time.

It was so funny watching Matt do like double kisses to girls who were like, oh God, I don't remember the name. Have I even met her before? Hey, girl. But everyone was so nice. Everyone is so nice to me. They would want to be, Matt. Like, if they weren't nice to you, it's like, well, what are we doing community? It's like, you know what?

I don't know. I don't know who this bitch is, but girl, I love you. Oh my God, I love, love, love, love. Yeah, it's not a Medea's if I haven't grabbed lazy by the hand and said, girl, you know what you mean to me. I feel like that's our annual tradition. Oh, yeah, because I only see you once a fucking year. And I see Zelda famously as negative negative three times a year.

Basically, yeah. This is a special occasion. Yeah, it's fine. Just, you know, dwelling. Yeah. But yeah, it's crazy. There was, like, big scandalabra because they forgot to do, well, yeah, at least forgot to do an acknowledgement of country at the start.

Candle-Abara is a fantastic love. And Kitty Obsidian rightly, like, got up and called it out. And that rectified it. Drama. Yeah, yeah. But it was very, like, it felt like we were at an award night, like, an award show, like, and something was like happening that wasn't scripted and everyone was like

yeah everyone was holding their breath a little bit and then Kitty won an award yeah Kitty won the award and then yeah one two awards well Kitty was accepting when Kitty made the first like yeah this isn't good enough get it together and then left the stage

and then like Tasho got up and was like and now we're gonna keep going with the show mind you next award was Melbourne's favourite track Queen. So, after literally all of that, after the scandalabra, yeah. Congrats, White Queen.

You won an award. I went up there. I was like, this is the beginning. This is the beginning. Once upon a time in the Brewster Projects. And then Lisa gets up, gives a very, like, hot on sleep. I'm so sorry. Which is the, I think.

The only way to possibly come back from that is like to be like, I fucked up so bad, sorry. She owned it straight away. Yeah, straight away, which is, yeah, good for her. And then Kitty won and got up and was like, well, I had to be a bit mean dad just then. But we're going to keep moving with the night. And there we go. And it was like, it felt like it was all happening in real time, which is just so funny.

I was talking to Spacehorse about it later that night. I was like, it's crazy that like Melbourne and like for all the shit Melbourne gets about being like the kind of, like woke place and this sort of thing. I'm like, that is that in action where it's like there's a call out. There's an apology. And then, and like in Sydney at the Diva Awards, there was, uh, isn't it Asian queen who won? Cassandra. And then.

Tora Hyman was screaming. Screaming. Who said shut up? Who said shut up? Who said shut up? Who's just saying like racist shit? Into the ground? Yeah.

She's winning her standing there winning, like holding her award. She won. I forget what she went. she won but yeah the old queens and i say old with the utmost respect the older generation of queens are you fucking bitch you bought your votes and blah blah and and and from an outsider perspective camp sorry sorry and like i don't i don't know was on the phone be like oh my god tell me what is happening do not condone what that woman was doing but the scandalabra yes sorry it's my in my lexicon now it's good it's good yeah

But yeah, to move it back to Medeas, thank you, Millie Minogue. Thank you for being here. Thank you for having a life. So Millie Minogue, a Melbourne drag icon, received the Lifetime Achievement Award this year. And the Lifetime Achievement Award is notably the only award speech that cannot be interrupted. Because they'll play you off after 90 seconds. For the rest of the speeches, you get 90 seconds. This is the only one.

And Millie said, filibuster, bitch, we're going to be here. here. I got a story to tell you. But they did as she was getting introduced like Argonaut

DJ in Melbourne icon of Melbourne is introducing her they play him off sorry Matt I keep screaming into this microphone but they played Argonaut

off as he's introducing as he was doing a speech as he was doing the epilogue for Millie's speech and they played the clip real and it was beautiful and Rhonda Birchmore shows up giving like her shout up

That was incredible. And then Millie gets up and then she's like, thank you so much. And they're like, oh my God, it's actually really emotional. And she's kind of crying. And everyone's like, oh my God, standing. Oh. And then she's like, and the future of drag, of course, is Max Drag Queen. And then she does like a full soliloquy about you being like in 40 years time.

You'll be up here accepting it if you live that long. And we're like, oh, that's so sweet. She's using this platform moment to kind of talk about what she loves about new drag and everything. And then she's like, and you know, like, better than like some of those other girls that came with like fucking Amina J. Look at her in that disgustingly tacky dress she's wearing that was all handsoned. And direct quote. Direct quote because I have to keep it immortalized because it meant more than winning anything. Because I have framed photos of her in my house. I have, on the night that I won drag queen of the year in 2024, she gave me her crown that she was

growing all night. Like that's, that's on my mantle. Love that woman. She says, uh, in her speech, she is undeniably the most amazing charismatic, uh, charismatic, talented hot bitch. A lot of you queens replicate her, but you won't be her. So in 40 years, I hopefully will be up here presenting this award to her. They're going to, I'm so sorry, they're going to wake her from cry or sleep. Yeah. And Walt Disney.

Wake her from cryosleep just to wheel her out like Austin Powers getting de-frusted. Yeah. Yeah, what an honor. Thank you, Millie. But then she kept going, keeps hanging shit. She says, like, Amina J offered to make me an outfit. And I said, absolutely not. I'm sure you're very busy hand sewing that cow.

Beating and hand stitching. For those of you don't know, Amina had won Bell of the Ball last year and is like such a cat bitch. And all she does for a month leading up to the Medea is talk about how much she's like making her outfit. Don't you mean 11 months and 29 days? It's like the Michael Boubley effect where it's like we're pulling like Amina out of deep slumber

So that she can make her Medea's girl You're not immediately calling her Mariah Is you going for the male comparison She's the boule It's so funny It's a night with very broad appeal It's all we can say And she

And then you're like Oh well that's a nice little friendly ribbing For the end of the speech And then she's like no no 45 minutes more Three people that taught me most about drag. Kylie. Kylie.

Kylie. And then... Not Danny. Carlotta. Calotta. And then Molly Meldrum. Yes. And she goes on about how she's like, one night we went to the brown

lois with Molly. And we were sat at a table and we talked about everything. And they're like, okay, Millie, time to go. And she's like, we talked about horse racing. We talked about books on financial futures. We talked to, and then like, okay, Millie, it might be time. And she's like, and the next morning I get a call from Molly. And he says, oh, that man at the table was so impressed by you.

You know, all of that horse racing and investing. And I said, I don't know about any of that shit. I was making it up. And we're like, okay, Molly. I mean, okay, Millie. And then she's like, and that's when I learned that not every night has to be a boring night. You make it entertaining, like tonight. Yeah.

And that's the night the lights went out at the corner hotel. And that was when I was like, this woman deserves several lifetimes. Yeah. And she's lift them. Yeah. And we'll continue to. It was just incredible.

We love you, Millie. You're not listening either, but we love you. She doesn't know a podcast. It's past her years. Yeah, that was good. But that was amazing. Truly incredible. And like just so many learning moments.

And then the grannies, of course, after the big no acknowledgement of country thing happened, got up and what I. like, we also want to say, we hate you all. And we're very disappointed. And I was like, Jesus. They're doing it for all the non-binary boys and girls. Yeah.

Like to welcome all the non-binary boys and girls here tonight. To cab. I'd say this one was the best Medea's in all so fun. And I think the vibes on the night were really. People are really settling into it. It was really fun. It was good. It felt community.

Yeah. Unity, really, for real. It really did. Yeah, that was really lovely. It was an honor. I'd like to thank God. Yeah. I'd like to thank God, too.

A drag king. What was your favorite outfit of the night? Oh. Oh. I like Roxy Rohad. I didn't realize, like, the incredible, like, spikes. They looked like a kind of anime character. Yes.

I kept bumping into that spikes. Yeah. They were sat right in my, like, walkway from my table. Yeah. I just kept knocking. I had to message them the day after being like, I'm so sorry. I knocked, I knocked that, that wig right off your head. I'm so sorry.

But they looked great. Yeah. Well, they did before you, you had your way. Walker past, knock a thing down. Well, yeah, I stormed out when I lost drag queen of the year. I am so mad. I didn't get a third award tonight. Oh, my God.

But you know who else? I think like, I mean, she normally looks incredibly polished, but I think Esther Ricks was like, how fabulous. Like, I went up at a. that to her. I was just like, I can't believe, like, you always look really good and you always put in so much effort to the way you present yourself. But it was like this showgirl look, but it was like, done so well. Yeah, it's just like, it's really hard to make showgirl kind of impressive again. But it was the fox tales and like, it was just everything about it, the huge

wig and the big headpiece. And like, it was just, it felt so like, oh, I'm seeing like what makes showgirl such an interesting look when it's done. Yeah. In the most opulent way. The way she carries herself as well. She walked up to as a part of a group that won an award And the way she descends the staircase With her fox tails holding someone's hand As she walks down so delicately Pussy

And shout out to Opal Essence She had like a white Like jumpsuit thing with like red linings She looked that was really stunning to me Wow I mean pants Yeah There were pants

There were pants People were learning how to dress for the venue Like well yeah I wore pants because I was like, girl, I don't want to wear tights. I don't want to be tucked. Is that a penrose? It was a penrose. Yeah, they were so cool.

Thank you. I truly ached. When did you do that photo shoot? I did it the Saturday prior. She was ready to go. I was ready to go because I don't trust the photographer at the middle. I don't trust that. And it's the story I'm telling.

The day I did that photo shoot, though, my cat, I had to take my cat to. the vet on the exact same day that I had this photo shoot because my cat had an anal abscess. Oh. I know. He gets it. It's hereditary. He gets it from his mother.

Day from hell. So now I look back on that photo shoot day and I'm like, I'm like, my God. He's still in a cone. He's still in his little cone. Which inspires me to have a cone later. Yeah, maybe a cone for next medias. Wait.

Hold on. Can you hold me to it? A scratching cone. Yeah. So I can't lick my ass during it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. We all know how I get.

I really loved what Delonsei was wearing. Yeah. How hoissy, that little pussy woman. Just the amount of fabric in the bustle and I had no interference in the front. Yeah. Just like sat beautifully. Oh, it was so country. Penrose as well did that one.

Yeah. Yeah. Penrose really wanted me to wear that fabric. He was like really pushing for me to wear it. And then I was like, no, thank you. I was like, I'm currently being. being called racist now as well as having a bad name. So I don't think leopard prints my move for the Libya is.

This time for Africa. Africana queen. Max drag queen, the worst name. Yeah. Open Australian culture, please. Exactly. This is one nation.

Under God. Yeah. One nation. One. Shout out, Pauline. We love you. Come on the pod. We keep begging for her to come on the pod.

If only so we know her location. Matt, did you have any favorite outfits? So many. Did you see anything? God, you look beautiful. Oh, I thought that about myself. Oh, well, true.

Actually, Matt, so Matt, first night in drag comes up to me, like, you know, it's like having such a lovely time, has gotten into drag. It's not, like, in heels, so it's having, like, a good time instead of a bad time and comes up to me and it's like, lazy, I felt so pretty in the house. I look quite pretty. But now I come here and I realize everyone looks prettier than me. I was like, fuck me. That was a quick transformation.

Drag really destroys lives. Yeah, welcome to drag race. Yeah, you'll never be good enough. Yeah, it's just being in a room with other drag queens, being like, maybe I'm not the only one. Oh, no. Maybe I'm not the future. Yeah, I was just like, oh, I just look so good.

And I was like, well, I mean, Lazy and Zelda did everything. Like, I didn't have any. I didn't do it. any makeup or I didn't have any outfit or anything. So they basically just... Zalda did eyes and complexion and then I did lip. Yeah. And put a few lash and stones on.

Yeah, yeah. We were embellished. That was a team effort. Like, it was because, like, the... We were, like, in the rush before Medea's, which is always... Because I always want to get there earlier because they always missed the kind of... The, yeah. Like, the stepping around.

Were you late as well? We were kind of late, but not as late as we've been. previous years and like it was actually five. When did you get there? Like seven, sorry, six, 50? Yeah, yeah, about then. Are you kidding?

I walked it at 725. Oh my God. I walked in and immediately had to take my seat because there was the, the dinging of the five minute call. Yeah, yeah, I mean, no, because I was so, because again, Melbourne's favorite,

the first award that, the first one that I won was award number five. So I was still flustered getting there and like overwhelmed. And so I got up there to say something. And I was like, I just got here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Traffic, the bus was late.

I'm sorry. I don't know where my top is. Well, sorry, guys, the PTV. My mickey, it's not topped up. I don't have to pay for PTV again. We would have been earlier, but there was a bit of an issue in the Uber. Yeah, we got into our Uber XL. Because Lazy and Zelda were goblin warriors.

Yeah. Full armor. Well, you had a whole fucking sword. Yeah. Yeah. Like getting into Uber and this poor man. Yeah. He just looked at us with dread.

He knew to check. Why his financials being bought into it. But like, yeah, we struggled. We had to like, we were wearing chain mail, like obviously all the drag trappings of like corset, blah, blah, blah. But then we had like chain mail aspects to the outfits and then like plate mail gauntlets, like spolders, the whole thing. Who made yours? Oh, like it was not made from like a bunch of purchases. sourced.

I wish... I better drag no-how. Yeah, exactly. I wish I could get an armourer on board. A custom made. If you know how to... An armour. Yeah, do you know any armour?

If you know any armour? Are you a blacksmith? Yeah. You know the... Yeah, I don't know. I'm not telling that story on the podcast. But... Exactly.

But anyway... Zelda was like a plank. She couldn't bend. And then we had fucking horns on. Yeah. So like trying to get in where you can't move. Just like eight feet tall. Yeah.

So we had a few poppings and bits that happened as we got out of the car. Chain mail links broke. So but I had brought my pliers, of course. So then we're like on the street. What's a girl to do without a flyer's? And the alleyway. We're like repairing the outfits and the Uber driver doesn't drive away because he knows. He knows to check.

Something went wrong back there. And then he's looking in the back. He didn't really come over, but we could hear him loudly muttering like, There's pain all over the seats. Because we had blue body paint. Wait, why were you blue? Don't encourage her. Yeah, don't enable.

I'm just doing a bit. And it was like, fishnet stamped of our thigh. That's like, because the skirts were mini skirts. So our painted asses, it was a whole thing. Anyway,

but I had immediately gotten out of the car. We were going to put the little like chain mail skirt back on, but I was like, tip $40, like straight away. Oh my God, really? Just because I was like, this is too much. This is all been too much.

And I will just pay this like embarrassment fee of like, girl, I'm so sorry we didn't think ahead. Yeah. That there is like blue paint on your chair that we are not going to acknowledge. And we are walking away. Was there any? Did you leave any behind? Blue paint. Yeah.

Yes. Oh, okay. Did you get like a, you know the cleaning fee that they sent through? Yeah. Yeah. I've, I've been sent through the cleaning fee. So we didn't get a cleaning fee. It's $150.

minimum always always and mine wasn't I didn't pay it because I sent it straight through to the person who threw up in my Uber oh my God but we made the right people famous you both for tipping $40 to your uvoo jabba yeah we didn't get the cleaning fee but that's why just if you just if you lead with kindness yeah kindness finds its way well and so what happened was he got out wet wipe the seat which is all that it would take it was literally like cry. A spit polish. It's TV. Like, I mean, it would happen all the time with, like,

girls with fresh tans. Like, I do not think that, like... Fresh blue tans. Yeah. What? The Navi woman, does it? Does it? Let her be.

Um, it's... Night of Bandora. She's not traveling by that giant thing that flies. She's in her Uber way. You try and get an ikron in the valley of war. She knows the same. She knows the name of that thing. Of course she does.

She was blue for God. Tate. I'm blue. And then, like, yeah, there was a bunch of, like, it looked like Sonic had been, like, damaged in the car because it was, like, rings everywhere. Did you feel like, um, uh, over, over the course of the night, did you both feel like that scene of, um,

when Smurfit turns like evil? Where she goes from, like, blue to, like, back to, like, faded color. Just slowly. I mean, we were meant to be more gray and I went off to do my... You were meant to be gray? Like, gray-y blue. And then I came back and Zelda was like, you're blue.

And I mean, I was like, I'm sorry, I just wet a bit. You're green. I am. But, I mean, I think it still worked. We were still like, you know, it's from hell. Not all imps are the same skin color, lazy. And that's okay.

Yeah. I was imping over the looks. Oh. Anyway, it was fabulous. It was a fun time. Yeah. So, wait, what thing are we putting in the bunker from the Medias or whatever? Yeah.

What's the topic? That. Oh, the Oscape trophies. Do you reckon? I think that it was such a beautiful show of community that having something in that bunker that symbolizes love and togetherness in the form of an Ozkick shooting star trophy. I agree.

Could just be a nice little thing for the mantle in the bunker. What if it took the form? Like all the same messaging. But what if it took the form of last year's pool table turned into a snack tray? Wait. Because now it's multi-purposed. Well, exactly. And that's what you need.

You need flexible things that can be both. Yes. Two things can be true. I'm going to say something about the Corner Hotel. Yeah. They're not known for their glamour. Wait, what? And when they didn't, last year they had like 40 francs and some Devonham.

Yeah. Slayed out. So you got your life. I was living. Wait. Where'd you grow up again? Upway. Saffron.

Yeah. Near. Yeah, New South of France. Where did you grow up? Down in the Moniton Peninsula. Really? Yeah, in Rang. Really?

Yeah. I knew there was a kinship. I could feel it. I could feel it. I'm a, I'm your way. Yeah, you're like Lillydale way, Croydon. Wait, or Vermont. Mitchum, would you believe.

But vacationed Rosebud. Yeah, okay. Every year. There you go. There you go. She did the Bogan Express. Wait, like on like the Front Beach? Yeah, the front beach.

Wow. Yeah, you did it all. Well, also, because arts originally from Blackburn. So that, like, tells you everything you need to do. Which is my favorite conversation I've ever had with Art Simone. Because there's only one. Is us talking about where we got our, like, where we did our learners, like, driving test up in, uh, what suburb is the one right before you, like, go up the mountain? Oh, Furntree Gully?

Yeah, like, around, like, the Fertry Gully area. And, like, that being the only thing that art and I. look at each other and go, that's, that's all we have in common. Besides, we cross-dressed on the same television show, but we're not talking about that. I think you're both two like alpha drag queens that don't. Do you think I'm an alpha? Look at her. She's an alpha drag.

I think you're just like different generations of like, want to do drag kind of girls. Thank you. That's so nice. Thank you. Yeah, but it turns you all into monsters. No, it does. Yeah. I'm going to, look, Millie was an alpha.

Yeah. Oh, absolutely. where do you think her enemies are now? Not doing drag. In the ground. So shit. Where they belong. The driver's test, oh, sorry.

No, no, please, driver's test. The driver's test on the peninsula was always done at Dramana, because that's where the Oz, Vic Rhodes was. Yeah. And I feel like when I go and do my P's test one day, that's where I want to go and do it. I was like, is the, is the route up like Arthur's seat? Oh, God. Well, I've never done it, so I'd kind of comment.

I hope it is. Jesus. Lacey, is there anything from the midias that you'd put in the bunker? I mean, like, I loved, okay, so this is what I was saying is that the, um, quarter hotel in Richmond, um, they, they did like, in lieu of having, like, a grazing table this year, which is just their, like, pool table with a cover on it. They instead did, um, uh, kind of traveling hors d'oeuvres with, you know, waiters. Yes.

And they had these trays. And they had, um, what could we just, described as tin cocktail prawns served on goo on a single Dorito, which is not often the cracker of choice, but it was like they had some nacho mix leftover and decided that that was the way they were going to do. And they must have charged like those tickets for the standing area. Because the food was actually, like I would say that like the food was good. The Nyoki was good.

Like that was nice. But that as like a appetizers and bits, I was like, you've got to be out of your ever loving mind. Who's eating in full drag at his awards? I didn't see a single thing of food. In my mind, I was the cracker of the Medea's.

But the thing about it is because, but like, can I say that? Everyone gets on so much coke that everyone stops eating. Yeah. Famously, I was in the bathroom with Millie when I won an award. I did.

Generally, like, who's watching those? Who's watching the awards and eating? No, I want to, I want to at least get a little bit of a feed. Well, you pay that much money. You need a Frankfurt. Yeah, well, the veggie option. Are you fetro? Yeah, well, PESCO.

Oh, that's right. Yeah. You and I with the diaries at the shed. Yes. Wait, Max, can you tell me about, Lazy told me stories of, like, a hot dude who was, like, the hotel security slash, like, person who, like, didn't let you go out of the rooms. I need to, I need to, like, couch this a little bit.

Do you remember that, like, red-headed, like, intern? Do I? Who was in the board shots, who was, like, watching cricket. Do I? I was like, Zelda, this is specifically your type of man that had you been on this set, you would have loved this. Was it the vibe? He was.

A little straight boy. Like, and I don't use the term very loosely, like, trade down. Like, he was trade in, like, a, in like, a stragget way. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He was, yeah, he was cute. He was awful at his job.

He was a fantastic piece of eye candy because famously, oh, wait, no, no. Now I venture into, you start talking about the show. I'm like, and remember when we all got pulled up for sexual harassment? That was the thing that happened. It was the thing that happened. What? Well, yeah, not to name the names, but yes. I think a few of the, but like, specifically the sound guys.

Oh, the sound guys got, but they were, there was such sweet. hearts. They were like sweet straight boys. Yeah. Who would, you know, constantly have to put your mic packs on, change batteries throughout the day. Yeah. And there was a few queens who was like, oh, get in here.

And like, let's be so real. Yeah. One of those sound guys was so into it. Oh, one of those guys was perpetuating the narrative. Like he was forwarding. Wow. He was pushing for it. And I was like, that would have absolutely happened because the gal that, I mean, I can't, yeah.

There was definitely. Yeah. The girl that we, that. Okay, it was Brenda Brest. No, she, was it? No, I was like, no, famously it was not. I was like, we know who the girl was. But yeah.

But the stern talking to. But our little straget from the hotel, he was, I don't think he was ever really objectified in person. But he was objectified behind backs. Yeah. Yeah. But he was, yeah, beautiful little redhead looking after us in our hotel at night. Yeah. But we did, I mean, like, I don't know about you, but like, I don't know about you, but like,

I know the previous girls, like, season two, it sounds like they snuck out all the time. We didn't sneak out at all. Well, Frayer and I wanted to. Oh, yeah. It's like, we're about the love affair. No, not even, not even for sexy times, just for companionship. Yeah. Because those lone, cold, lonely nights in, uh, in Auckland, New Zealand.

Yeah. But you had a balcony. You're on the balcony side here. I, if, I'm surprised they gave it to me. I didn't get. Oh, God. Yeah. You'll notice all the door handles sloped down and there was no rail on the ship.

If I didn't have that balcony, I ironically would have, I would have, I would have, I would have unaligned. How nice. I had sealed windows and no balcony. But I did have a bathtub, thank Christ. Oh. Oh, so did I. Yeah. Lush.

I didn't get balcony. And I looked out onto the street. Yeah, me too. I got to see the Auckland. What's there? What's the, what's the tower that they have? the needle. Oh, sure.

Yeah, they're only tourist attraction. The needle. The needle. That's Mitchum's only tourist attraction too. The needle and they're talking about me. Yeah. Ah, that's good. Yeah, so my proposal is the Dorito with a cocktail prawn.

That's making it to the bunker. I just think that's very bunker worthy. In the end of days, I could imagine like the Corner Hotel doing the the catering for your bunker for the bunker awards the annual bunker award wait wait is that what the next live show should be

the bunker award can I be the trophy girl yes please wait actually so I don't know that trophy girl I audibly who is that audibly in the room her name is Diana car crash she got introduced and I audibly went

who And she heard me By the way, I knew who it was I was just being cat In this woman's life Diana Car Crash God bless her To be the trophy

It should always be Ava misbehaviour From the first year Get the girls in Alas Diana car crash I do love that there's a trophy girl How can't She looked incredibly

Bad, yeah so true Just kidding I'm just kidding She looked camp That's the youth of tomorrow Diana I'm going to be giving her a lifetime achievement award. As if you don't end her lifetime.

Well, she's going to die in a car crash. Yeah, Diana. Yeah. Princess died. Princess Diana car crash. Oh, I don't know which one is. The people's princess down at fucking Dramana. Yeah, fine.

Yeah. Wait, so which thing were you putting in? All of them. All right. No, the thing we're putting in is just the Bunker Awards. That will be what it is. Yeah, true. I think we'll put the Oz Pick Trophy in.

and a singular Dorido spread. Yeah, for the Bunker Awards. Yeah. The Bunker Awards, which we were hosted by Lazy Susan and Zell-Mood. Two Celestial Belluses, yeah. All right.

All right. All right. And with that, we'll be right back. Adieu. Hello. Hello, listener. Ah, listener. Oh, very good.

Yeah. Yeah, she's adapting. She's good. She's acting. She's learning our age. I'm adapting. Max, you have our next top. Max.

You have our next topic. I do. Oh my gosh. Okay. Well, there were a few that I was pondering, pondering, and famously wanted to discuss with my favorite Kiyas,

the Kia Asylum of female pop stars specifically and who gets to make that venture into the bunker. Amazing. From the asylum to the bunker. From the asylum. That pipeline. Lucina, you're being talked about.

Now, do you want to explain what the Kia or Kaya asylum is? Thank you. I don't, I'm like, I know that it's meant to be Kaya, but I think Kia just sounds so much. So fun. Yeah, I've learned it as Kia and that sounds fun. Well, it feels full circle because I, the last, one of, another podcast I was on, I actually, I learned what. a Kia was.

And so now to be on another podcast explaining it, I'm like, wow, the circle of life. So the Kia Asylum, God, Tara explains this so much better than me. The artist who sings, my neck, my back, my pussy, my crack. Kaya. Kaya. Kaya. Someone posted a photo with that. artist and they said, oh my God, I met, I met Kaya.

When I come over there, Zelda. Yeah, oh my God, I met this person, blah, blah, blah. The internet took that and was like, who the fuck is that? Yeah. They're like, so therefore creating the Kia asylum. And it's like a, yeah, it's a fictional place, an asylum where they trap young pop girlies who are like not famous but are famous. Yeah.

So I'm going to give you some examples of people who are in the Kaya or Kia asylum. Okay. Okay. So obviously Kia or Kaya. Yeah. From my neck, my back. Um, is I guess the, the queen of the asylum. Yeah.

The warden, if you know. The countess at the clink. Um, BB Rexa. Who? Exactly. Oh. Ava Max. Don't hurt him.

What? Rita O'er. Yeah. My queen. Katie Perry. Oh, no. Well, there's discussion there, but keep your list going. I'm circling back.

Okay, wait. I need to get you a full list because I think Katie has recently entered the asylum. I just love as well. And like, so Charlie Xex spent a long time in the Kia asylum. I feel like you kind of explained this to me once. Maybe on the pod. And then she exited into mainstream stardom. thanks to ABRAT.

But now she's back. Oh, do you think she's back? She went back into the... She went back into the... Because there's... As we continue on with the pop culture, we evolved to learn that you can actually re-enter the Kia asylum. You can try and leave the asylum.

Yeah, and the law that's created is that there are some people that are just so famous and their impact on pop culture was too big that they can actually never enter the Kia. asylum. Yeah. And that is a, that is a pull from the internet that apparently Katie Perry is one of those people that can never go into the Kia asylum because her impact was just too big at one point in time.

Same with, um, Christina, Christina, Christina Aguilera. Yes. She will never be able to enter the Kia asylum. Well, here we go. Gwen Stefani. Gwen. Yeah. So flop talk, flop talk, fandom.com defines it the requirements for entering the asylum as must have

little to no minor hits on charts, must not have a specific aesthetic, must not be a well-known personality, must not have left any cultural impact. Okay. So examples of non-Kia's. Okay. Sophie. So no hits on the charts, but is well known in the hyper-pop community and has a known aesthetic. Rihanna, no recent aesthetics or no music in general, no recent interactions, but very popular. Yes. Jojo Siwa. Everybody knows who she is.

From dance moms to Nickelodeon to Karma to Big Brother, despite her underperforming music career, she is not Akia. Lana Del Rey, little minor hits on the charts but has a known aesthetic and a known personality. The queen of the queen of alt. So the female, Jojo Siwa. Exactly, yes. I want to be on that JoJo Siwa cruise right now.

Have you seen the videos? Is it like the Atlantis cruise? She's running. She's running. Like, it's like, on a regular cruise, Jojo's got like, you know how they do sub cruises inside the main cruise? Like the RuPaul cruises. Let's go to that cruise. That's confused.

Yeah. They just have like, 100 people buy tickets to the Jojo Siwa cruise. And then you go and see entertainment relevant to that interest and like, Jojo parties with you. And there's like videos of her in a pool on this cruise ship with a bunch of like 30 something millennial women. What? Talking about like, then I decided to put up. Bose. And then we did this.

And then she's like, anyway, got to get out, pool now. And then like leaves. Starting from the, the low, low price of $55.

I would pay good money. And it's $55 that she gives you to join the cruise. Look, because Prozac went on a drag race cruise once with Michelle Vassage. Tara did it as well. Oh! Yeah. And it sounded wild.

Jinks was there. Tara mentions it once a week. It sounded like you would never have that experience now. Well, she's talking about having fucking lunch with, with like Mrs. Cascia Davis and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Girl, I wish.

Yes. How camp to be like, yeah, I went and had brunch on a cruise with like Tammy Brown. And because you're just trapped on a cruise ship with these people and like eventually. Drag Queen nightmare. True. Oh my God. You fucking. Trapped on a boat with people where you're the like.

Literally I survived. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So this is the list of inmates on flop. top dot fandom yeah the the only true source of of keats yeah so the leader brackets kaya yeah yeah what is this beat Jesus are you saying are you being serious yes do you not know do you really not know

do you really not know I don't know I love you Rexa American singer songwider I reckon the most key thing ever this is like what is this what song is she from She was in that, um, Like a black widow baby. Oh, no, that was, that was Rita Oral. One keyer for another. This is so, I'm so cruel.

You're telling me this is a famous person. By the way, listen, she's showing a photo of me. Um, yeah. Bibi sings. He actually has pink hair. Good for you, girl. Um, she famously just put out an album called, uh, hysteria.

I haven't listened to it, but it's, um, uh, what would be, uh, B. B.Rex's, um, cause I'm good. Yeah, I'm feeling all right, baby. She did sample it, obviously, because the key is they are sampling the other thing. They know that's the way out of the asylum. Well, they just think it's the way out of the asylum. Look at Ava Max. She has a song called Tokyo. What's that about three days ago? Well, it's the new album, isn't it? Oh. Oh, my God. Is it, was she? Oh, my God. What is B.B. Rex's biggest song. Let's find out. Who else is around? Bibi Rexa put out these amazing, was it Bibi?

Or maybe it wasn't her. Bibi Rexa reelected as Kia Asylum Prime Minister. Prime Minister. Do you have a favorite Kia, lazy? Okay, so I'm going to go back to this list. Because who was it? I thought it was Bibi Reksa who was recently like doing TikTok videos. She was like, she was.

I'm in the Kia Asylum. On a treadmill. Yeah, I'm trying to get fit because otherwise they won't let you leave. She's on a, yeah, her TikTok is honestly, lean in. Yeah, lean in. It's very, if you're a chopped toe, lean in. That's what we do as Drag Race Down Undergirls, as the Kia, the Kia girls of Drag Race. We're speaking with, we're not even like, we're like a convict colony Kia asylum.

Like, they sent us here in the ships. A string of words That was so powerful It changed the world Well As I've spoken about about before I believe on this podcast The only Kia that I'm interested in

Is the green pirate from New Zealand That rips rubber off cars You know this Kia I really thought you were about to show me Like a green Kia Like a car That's so a autistic for you to show me that.

That was so, you should have showed me a photo of a bird from New Zealand. The green parrot, the Kia. The Kia. They're real troublemakers. Oh, not unlike that, Rita Ora. There's also another of this. Soidi, LMA, I don't know who that is. Ava Max, I know who that is.

Ava Max. I know who that is. Blonde hair. Are you being serious? I don't know what's... Anne-Marie. I don't know who that is. I don't know who that is, either. Ashi. Ari Lennox. You're just Ava Max.

is the most misk pop divra everything. She's famously sampled. Like, all of her music is a sample of something else. She's like, she's like a modern day Rihanna. Yeah. But didn't she have a meat and grape where like no one came? So the down under tour.

Haley Steinfeld? She shouldn't be there. Because I love me and I love myself and I don't need anybody else. Yeah. For that one song, I personally in my heart. But I think the issue is Henry Steinfeld

You're talking about Hawkeye And sinners She was really good She was in Sinners Olivia O'Brien I don't know who that is Alessi Akara I've heard that name

Yes Daya I can only assume They mean Diabedi Clara May Brooke Candy I know that name Yes Rachel Platton

You're just saying Sounds Tovilo No not mother She is She is in the Kia She is very Is she?

Yeah, she is. That feels more famous to me, but maybe that's just because... Oh my God. It's because from one Kia to another. Yes. Bella Porch is in the Kia asylum. Who is that? The TikToker.

They say, build a bit choker. Oh. I only know that song because Sabrina Baby Slot performs it. Yeah. A lot of these are very like, Sabrina knows the deevo. She's the girl that did the M to the B thing. M to the B. Wait, really?

Like the most watched video in TikTok. Yeah. Wait, that's about it every single word. I can do that lip-think. She's not into the boo. Unfortunately. The next gig you do, can you please do that? Yeah.

Actually, you and I did do a gig together once. It was in, is it, Futscray? Yeah. Yeah. That's, was it the best night of your life? Honestly, anytime I get to do anything with Zelda, it's like. A fun time. Yeah.

I wonder what I perform. Mr. Oogie Boogie. No, I didn't. I did that when I did it with art and Pash and they were both watching me from the side. Like, what the fuck are you doing? Oh, because they're perfect. I wonder what I did that night

Oh, who knows You did your best, sweetie You did your best so much That it warmed my heart Yeah, yeah Cher Lloyd Share Lloyd Share Lloyd

Um Do I sound like a helicopter She's kind of Yeah, she almost broke out Uh huh Na na na la la Is she still doing music or not? I don't know that she's

doing much of anything. Carly Ray Jepson, this is actually wrong. Let's talk about this. On this car ride here, the three-day journey it took me to get from St. Kilada to Reservoir. I listen to, I'm a huge fan of Carly Ray. Love, love Carly Ray. I don't really care for like, you know, the call me maybe like era.

I love call me maybe, but, um, loneliest time, loveliest time. She's, Zellet is like, mm-hmm. I had one of those bad dreams. is like, baby. Is that her? No. Yes, I know what you're trying to do in this moment. Yeah, thank you.

You're giving very runaway with me. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Baby. Run away with me. Yeah. Okay.

That's her, right? I see you. Yes. Thank you. Okay, so these are former inmates. I see you. Killani, Ravine Leney,

Olivia Dean. Sorry, these are people who have broken out. These are allegedly. Addison Ray, Summer Walker, Tenache, FK.A. Twigs, Chapel Rhone, Tate McCray. Tate McCray, I think, I think, is, she's, like, out the door, but, like, not out of the property. They're still holding onto her ankle. They're like, I can't go yet. She knows that, we know she's Canada down.

Like, that's just, listener, if you understood my reference. These two didn't. But I'd like to take, I'd like to take one step back to Chapel Rhone and say, chapel was actually never in the Kia asylum because she never she only has the one album and it went but she put it out to put it out and then two years went by true so in those two years she was like touring the facility and then they let her go and they're like oh so famously was touring the facility and i was opening for the facility can we talk about that we can i would love to talk about the the rare drag queens who got to open for chapel row open for her that was such a

What was she like? Well, I found out. And you also performed for Katie Perry. Yeah. We forgot to talk about that. I've also performed with the Veronica. Like, let's just jerk each other off.

Why? Only because Katie Perry is Zelda's diva. Right, really? Yeah. Right. Okay. Put a pin in that. We're coming right back.

Chapel was the most, like, real, like, pop person that I've, like, met because she did, like, she had drag queens on in a way that was so, as authentic as like can be to like hire drag queens to like open for you. I found out not many people have like met her like after the show. Like none of the Australian girls like met her after the show. Mind you, I girl bossed my way into that dressing room.

Excellent. Girl bust my way in there. Because I said I'm not leaving here until I have my tits signed by chapel. Yeah, sure. But she was so, so sweet. She was fucking exhausted. Yeah, yeah. Finish her show walked up and just said,

I just want to say thank you for being. like someone that like because she sold out um 171 russell yeah right sold out before her album went gangbusters yeah yeah totally this was in the before time yeah right like right before um but yeah we're cutting up i have a 0.5 photo with her like she was down to like just like chat and like cut up um yeah really special really really really cute really really sweet what a wild experience to be like i was there it's like those people that talk about gaga like don't before people that have photos like with Gaga of like early days. Yeah. I could because was it chases in this? No, like Arc. Arc. Crazy. I what does she say at that show? Like, I will see you. I'll see you

at Arc after this. Oh, she tweeted, I'm going, uh, going for a walk through the park, but like lowercase P, capital A, uh, A, A, Q. Um, Katie Perry. Yeah. Is it really your diva? Like, you know, not funny. No, I'm, Katie. cat down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you know every single one of her songs. Is that be correct? Me? Yeah. Yeah. I want to see your peacock. Great song. Yeah. And your karaoke go to is Uncondition. Yeah. What I need to perform next from Katie is Circle the Drain. I did that. It's so good. Such a great song. I did it once for a club Katie when she was like here. Yeah. Great song. Yeah. Fabulous.

Oh, yeah. Fuck you, John Mayer. Yeah. If you're listening, John, fuck you. You know he's our number one. Did you go to tours and stuff? No, I completely cooked the whole thing. You don't see it live ever?

No. Eval had like, essentially, yeah, it was a whole thing. Because you know that Adelaide is, Adelaide are Katie Katz. Yes. Yes. Um, quick sidebar. Listening to Evel's like podcast. Yeah.

She sounds scary amounts like passion couture through a microphone. Yes. And I know it's the Adelaide. Oh, you see. I know it's because I've got the slight British twang to it. Yeah. Not twang, not twang, but yeah. It's the dance.

But anyway, your Kia list continues. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. She bought everyone shots. She did.

It was the most. So, wait, set the scene for the listener. Okay. I don't know. Okay. Um, I was doing like a, it was on tour. I was doing like a tour of like a club Katie with, with, uh, like, Nick Holland and Pooft off and stuff.

And I'd just done Brisbane. And then I was flying back to Melbourne and I was at Brisbane Airport. Lazy, our favorite airport in the world. That's fucking dead. And I get a phone call that's like, okay, so Katie's coming to Pooft off tonight to Chasers. Security's done a sweep of the venue. Oh my God. She's like it's actually come.

Like she's absolutely coming because one. year prior, she was meant to come to poof or something. But like, and like, no one advertise anything, but like, people were just like, we're like, she's going to come. She's going to come. And then we're like severely let down when she didn't show up. Yeah. So cut to a year later. She comes. I get off the phone call burst into tears because like genuine Katie cat. Like growing up and listening to that like teenage dream and yeah, yeah. Meeting her was in. overwhelming because she's

fucking pop star in the club like just being swarmed by people and like everyone out of the woodwork to be like I've been here from the star I'm like name anything name a song that's not a single I dare you give me the B side

yeah I need a B side I'm like tell me tell me about fucking legendary lovers like talk to me about it we can't but Yeah, I did, right before I went on to perform for her, she, like, saw, she saw me about to walk on the stage. And she pointed at me, and she smiled.

And, like, my heart, like, melted. My heart melted. I walked off stage, and she's like, girl, that was incredible. You look like you need a shot. And I was like, I was like, what are we shot? And she's like, I do tequila. And I said, guess I'm getting gay tonight. Like, I'm getting gay off that tequila with Catherine Hudson.

Oh, my God. So, and, yeah, I did two shows for her. I did, one of them was, like, a medley. from her live show I did when I'm when I'm gone into uh walking on air which um to which walking on air every drag queen's favorite katy perry song like for sure walking on yeah like a real like pinch me moment it was really really kind i was like so honored to to do that but i i i don't think that she's akia i really i think i think i think new album is like floppedina boots floppedina i your favorite song on the new album on oh

Like one, four three. All the love. All the love for sure. It's, I think it just feels the most like, oh my God, time to take your pills, Zelda. No, it was a reminder to make Instagram posts. I said that every now and then. You content creators. To wait to just like be active on Instagram.

Yes. Yeah, I can remind the people I'm alive. Well, because I never post anything. Um What are you just silencing that for another day Yeah I hit snooze Um

I It's Monday's problem I loved What a word to use Um Like Nirvana Nevada Navana

It's good But also like Liftimes It is incredible It is I'm sorry And the poor sea turtles That suffered

But we don't think about that Sorry Do you know what I'm talking about? I don't, but I want to. Oh my God. So like she didn't get the, well, she, I'm sure it's not personally her choice. But like the production company or whatever didn't get proper clearance for where they shot that music video. And it was like on a beach where these like.

Protected turtles and shit. Oh my God. The particular turtles were in breeding season. So it's like Katie Perry trampling on sea turtles. Eggs under the sand. I've always said that she is the sea. gull of pop music. Truly.

Well, there's so much contention, though, because that's Robin's title. Is she a Kia? Yes. Robin. She is Akia. Although she might be too, like,

known in her own way. She just opened for Harry Styles. Oh. With one part of the leg, and now it's Shania, who is she a key? She's like a legacy. Twain?

No, Shania's not Twit. She's like a legacy act. She's probably one of those people that's like, your impact is too big. You can't go into the gear. That. I'm sorry, but it's nothing but bang it's.

It don't impress me much. Still the one, it's still the one there. Actually, it's since Shania Choir was doing the rounds. And they just tell the whole story of Shania Twain's life. And you're like, Jesus. She's amazing. Just like, what a life. Was she like Republican boots?

No, I didn't think so. Well, recently there was like a thing where I don't know if it was an interview, but she was... Don't do this. I know, I'm really sorry, listen. I was in Canada at the time. And there was like a, she was, because she's Canadian. Yeah. They were doing at McDonald's.

They were doing a, like a Shania, like, happy meals type situation, like, collaboration. I don't know what it was. Penny Sillen was like, can you bring me back like a key chain or something from the McDonald's? And I found out during this, like, time that apparently in an interview, she was like, she said that she would have voted for Trump. Oh my God. If she could.

And I was like, and I don't know what the context is. I could be. he's quoting, listen, I don't hurt me. I'm just a girl. But yeah, I was in two minds. Well, Shania, get it together. But now she's opening for Harry and, you know, the world's right again. Well, so Shania, when she was young,

both her parents were killed in a car crash. It was her and her younger siblings. And she was like maybe five or six years old than her younger siblings. And she had to come on as a legal guardian. And she did. She did. How old was she when it happened? Like, 17, 18. Oh my God. And they were like young, maybe even like below 10. And they weren't in the car, were they? No, no, no. And she had to make ends meet

to try and like get it. And so what she did was she started singing at a ski resort. And that's how she started her career. Oh. Was singing. Wow. Yeah. Okay. Maybe I'm going to go and stream a few songs now. I feel a little bad. And then the only story I've heard about her from the wild was my friend, like she lives has a house in New Zealand as well. Loves it out there. So does Tovlo.

Everyone lives in New Zealand. Yeah. Lord. Lord. Just trying to escape the climate crisis. But the take shelter in the Dan undershed quickly. Get in! But they would like go to, my friend used to go to a array if she's a Kiwi. That was like

happen at bush doof um and they were like out there doing kind of like burning man burning seed kind of thing and then they were like burning keyweed burning seed is the Australian burning man that's like an attempt at burning man but it's like much smaller but in the forest not in the desert um anyway so they're all out there on the cliffs in like you know this property and like they're like stone and it's the day like three days in and like they have this festival and then this woman shows up in a country western outfit on the back of a horse And she like comes through and they look up and it's Shania Twain. Oh my God.

And they're like, hello. And I think a bunch of them are hippies. So they don't know who the fuck they're talking to her. Yeah. But they're like, hi. And she's like, hey, guys. How you doing? And they're like, yeah, good.

And she's like, just so you know, you're on my property right now. Oh. And the whole thing was on her. And she was like, and they're like, oh my God. I'm so sorry. And she's like, no, that's fine. Have an amazing weekend. I'll see you around.

And then she just gallop. Well, it's the Canadian, you know. Yeah. Oh, my God. She could give her shit. Don't worry about it. All I can think about is like Gandalf arriving at Helm's Deep. But instead at Chenaya Twain and like through Helms Deep, you just here.

Let's go to us. I was giving, I was thinking more, you said a horse and I was like, oh, she was giving very studio 54 to rode in on a white horse and was like, hey girl. It's Chenaya. Wow. Yeah. Jesus. Yeah. New Zealand.

And then the other thing that happened was later in her life, she, the love of her life was also her manager and her best friend in the entire world, this woman. Wait, say that whole sentence again. Her love of her life. Her love of her life was also her manager. Me too. Right. Hashtag. And then. Dot com.

Sorry, Harvey. And then her best friend in the whole world who helped her get through everything and blah blah, blah. Don't. They started having an affair. Don't, don't. And then they left. And then Shanaya started having, like, after that, picked up and had a relationship with her best friend's ex-husband that she was having an affair on. And so they just switched partners.

Listener, my jaw is somewhere on the floor. Shania, what are you thinking? That's hot. This law is... You've got to go and see the Shania Choir. They'll tell you it all. Shanae Quang. It's the Shania Choir.

Is it like the gay man's choir? Kind of, except there are women in it. Laura D. still the one They're down Speaking in New Zealand And back to Kearing Lord

Is A Kear Oh I thought you meant back to New Zealand And the Kia I like the bird I think the only reason Lord Isn't in IKEA Shut the fuck up Like oh Lord as well I guess

Do you actually I'll pose it to the room Matt you're included in this Do you think Lord Is in the Kia asylum Yes or no Yes Yeah I think so

I think she's in Alana del Rey pocket Oh, boots. Yeah. But I think South Park did a lot for Lord. Shut out. What the fuck did I miss? Because there was this whole stupid, stupid story arc where, like, Randy, like, Stan's dad was, like, actually lord. But it was, like, a joke for one episode, but then it continued through, like, multiple seasons.

Recurring bit. Yeah. And it was, like, a call back. Funny and, like, tired. Oh, it wasn't funny at all. I mean, I didn't find that funny. I hated when they're focused on the adults in that show. It's about the kids.

Sorry. Ma'am, you need to go outside. That's how I feel when I'm watching. What? Yeah, take five. Go pee again. South Park is about the children. You know, it's true.

I don't think I remember. You like Randy-centric episodes? I love Randy. Oh, please. No. No. That's crazy. Sorry about this.

No, I love it. No, I do. Anyway, who will we putting in the bunker? I'm over it. Well, are we putting the girls? Yeah, who's going from the Kia Asylum to the bunker? Who are we preserving? Who do we think, like, it deserves to be in there?

I love, and this is just because of Who Weekly, but I have, like, Rita ORA. I agree. I just think she's so done. It's really funny. I, like, I love her. I love her Twitter presence when it was a thing. Her presence is a, I love that she's weird. with Taika.

I think I like... Tika Watiti. I love that they both just slam so much Coke. Boots. We should invite them to the Medeas. They would love the Medea. Rita Aura to host the bunker Medeas. You, do you...

Like, we could actually... I just saw the wheels turn in Zelda said. But like, there's a world where Rita, like, could host the Medeas in Melbourne. That's what... Like, it's not out of the realms. That's what's good about Rita Aura. She might do that. I don't know if you're all familiar with the bit that we have.

have of all of us saying Rita Orr at Circuit. Oh, are you familiar with this? But like, this law of, I don't know, Rita Orr is in Melbourne doing a show and we, we all do that thing.

We're like, oh my God, this celebrity is going to come to. Yeah. As previous to all the conversations would just have. And then as a bit, we've all been like,

guys, Rita Orra is coming to Cirque tonight. I think, I don't know if it was Sean Andrews or Panda, like, um, circuit alum. Yeah.

Um, who like, uh, Instagram or Twitter or something was like, Rita or has coming to circuit and Baby Slot messaged me. Yeah. Everyone messaged. Like, it was like a real thing. And then obviously she didn't fucking code. Yeah. Um, but now it's recurring bit.

Guys, Rita Orra is coming in. Um, but I perform her shit all the time. I think she's great. I mean, guys, I think we can have Rita or a. Yeah. She's in. I think, what's a Rita or a song? Um, like a black widow baby.

Wait, actually. It is. It is. That and Ikea Zalia. Yeah. What did she interpolate recently? Like, what's her? I'm...

Because that was the reason that B.B. Rexa got into that. Oh. Well, I do... I perform, I will never let you down. That one. And, uh, palms to the sky.

Radioactive. Okay. We're gonna, we're gonna play some for you. Those probably aren't even her biggest ones. But, uh, those are my... Rita.

Oh, her biggest one? can um um okay wait i watched her in that stupid like elson wonderland movie right oh my god yeah yeah we watched the descendants this is reader are you feeling the reader oh my god here it's amel the jeweler you can have a fresh summer look new golden silver chains only 95 oh when she sampled crazy frog yeah

Wait, what? Yeah, here I got you. Oh, no, thank you. No. Camp, sorry, camp. Yeah, outrageous. It just sounds like a Gab-Labuchi spot number. Only because she does crazy frog.

It does do crazy frog. It's incredible. Yeah, okay, the only person we're letting in from Kia to bunker is Rita Orr. It's been decided. Yeah, okay. Congrats, Rita. See you at the Bunker Awards. Yeah, the BMAs.

Yeah. All right, we'll be right, babe. Hello, here we are with the final category. Is this what we're doing? Is this what's happening? Yes. Yes. That's fine.

Do you have one? No, but I think we should do max your middle one, which is the YouTube drag performance. The archives. The archives. This is gay music video night. Now, listen, I think we might have done something like this before, but it doesn't matter.

What? Please, regale me. What is your, it's your, it's a video. It's gay music video night. Yeah. It runs back from the club. It's three in the morning. Yeah.

What's hitting the TV from the drag archives? So we did this recently, like Northside birthday party situation. You know, smoke a little weed. Cheers. Swoke a little marijuana. Weed. And put on, like, anything Millie Minok has ever done. Yes.

Yes. done. And I know this whole whole podcast dedicated to Millie Minogue today because she will be in the bunker. Boots. Well,

yeah, you'll have your chance. Yes. Yes, I will. Millie, we can do this. But yeah, it's watching, genuinely watching the Queens of yesteryear and just,

especially the queens at like, Arc, like Sydney Queens as well, we're watching those production shows. Those Arc production shows changed brain chemistry for me. they have actually made me the person, person, not queen,

person I am today. Yeah. I, I, we'll watch all of them to, to the answer. I mean, that's kind of what you guys

were doing with the Gaga show, right? It's like trying to get back to real production shows at venues. Yeah. We, um, we sent in a proposal to Pufthor for like 2022,

uh, ISIS and myself. And we, we just said, um, like, guys, can we please bring back like big production shows?

Yeah. Where like, there are moving set pieces. The track is 12 minutes long. Totally. Like, we don't care if the audience is watching or not. They haven't been trained. They haven't been trained.

But, like, that's our job to retrain people in the new era of, like, of TikTok and fast media and shit like that. We're like, no, here's the 12 minute story of when I look back on my life. I'd like to, it's, for example, today I've tilted her God's cap to the side. Yeah. Yeah, well, I'm actually wearing last season's Calvin Klein. It's, it's, it's, that nurse is wearing just, it's just that piece of naughty pounds. I love that you can quote that. I love.

I want to suck you from the back from her. She's got a great ass. She's got a great. Yeah, look at this, this nurse on the right. She's got a great ass. Bam. I made my boyfriend watch that for the first time of the day. It's so good.

It's hated it. It's like, yeah, that whole opening is like, that, I mean, the rest of the music video is good, but like that opening. When they just released that, I was like, this is going to be the best music video over. And then I was like, it's not, but that opening is the, best music video ever without any music. Like from your, from your lips to Gaga's hips.

And that is, that is, uh, drag archives. Yeah. Any Gaga music video is part of drag archives. Are you watching drag queens on YouTube or, well, I know you are, but are you watching like, so I think the drag archives for me, there's like episodes of the real drag queens of Melbourne. Yes. Which is, if you haven't looked at this, um, there's like a, yeah, a YouTube channel, which

was like, I think it features mostly, like Paris. Oh my God, who else? Like, this is like a full... You both were the era of Paris. Yeah. Like, I got the very tail end of like Paris being like all the time out, like going out. I got her in the smallest doses before she left to be horse racing. She's racing horses in heaven now.

She's only ever said one thing to me. What did you say? It was Medea's first year. she was winning that she won her lifetime achievement award I had just walked off of the stage winning drag queen of the year and I was like crying holding my award literally just walked off stage she turns to me

congrats girl you deserved it I'm like you don't even know my name you don't know my name and it was just it was camp thank you Paris thank you auntie Paris but there's like a really good one where it's like after a gig and it's like Paris back at her house with a bunch of the girls and she's like getting absolutely trashed

and they're just like spilling drinks on themselves in low lighting on a DV handy cam footage and they're like, oh girl, get off the fucking floor what do you look like a mangrove? And you're just like, Jesus. Her, and again, in the archives, I'm sure it's somewhere, is the Greyhound Law is so important to me as someone who never went.

I never went. I was old enough to, I just wasn't. Well, it was like you had to kind of, it was yeah and now i live fucking 500 meters from it well the the remnants the remains the remains are at the burial ground um but the the law of fucking paris would storm into those dressing rooms half a face on no eye makeup giant lips paris the intro is playing like you don't have any makeup on what are you doing puts on the biggest sunglasses and a hat and gorgeous gown walks out there does the intro because she was like the host of like like some of like the really

big shows there. Yeah, yeah, totally. She was the Grand Dam. But in those archives, before the giant production shows at Greyhound, like, I love that they include the intro talk spot of, like, and the outro talk spot. Because in these archives, we have videos of like a whole, like, 19 minute Daytona production show. Yes. And it finishes, and she's cooked.

She's cooked the entire time. And right at the end, she's wearing like pig tails because she did Sailor Moon show, a Sailor Moon show. And she's just finished a show and she takes off her wig. And she's like, n-la. And she just walks off stages, Paris is like, Daytona! Like, it's just...

Give it up, yeah. It's truly incredible. Levels of camp that we need to bring back. Absolutely. We need people, you know, who's documenting? Yeah. We need one. I mean, also for the drag archives, I love, like, all the 90s RuPaul stuff.

Oh, my God. Like, back in the day. The RuPaul show. Yeah. Like, no, her on the streets in New York. Oh. I like my queen's. a little faggy.

Yeah. Yeah. And like walking through like, you know, like the bodega, just like grabbing shit and like, yeah. That's your, like that's like your tea. I love. Yeah. Yeah.

I love that. stuff. Oh my God. Did you see RuPaul's, uh, when she got her culture award at the Los Culture Easter's culture thing. And she was just like, I'm going to use this to keep open the door to the trophy room that contains my Emmys. Shal.

The concept of being. And did, what did she win? Like, like, lifetime musical achievement or some bullshit. Yeah. To camp. Too camp, too furious. I can only, my recent memory of her, which is incredible, is, did you see the video that she put up where she's like in that little like blunt wig and she's singing through every track from that divas album? Have you seen this?

Can you, can you give me a snippet? Funny. Her TikTok is. Oh, it's just. It's amazing. Her social media presence is what I imagine Michael Jackson's would be if he was still alive. Oh my God, true. That's not a direct quote for me.

I think it was Tara. Tara, you've got a real shout out of you. This where she's like going through. I was like, it's the black blunt. Yeah. And she's going through like every song that's on the album. And it's a Julie Anthony album. Can I tell you amazing?

This is part of the YouTube archives though because it'll be on YouTube shorts. Oh, yeah. Yes. Yes. This is my only bit of insider Rupal tea that I got from doing Drag Race. And it's my favorite thing that I've learned about Rupal. Let me sit my tea. So I heard this from Tharren.

Sorry, Theron, if this is not appropriate to tell, but whatever. But he's like, when Rupol, like, Rupol's music on her computer, because she buys all the albums on iTunes. She doesn't use Spotify or anything. Cap. But the thing she loves about doing the iTunes is that you can change the covers. So you don't have to use the official covers. And she's like, she will change the covers of like existing CDs.

Because like she was like there and was like I got a big like she gifts music sometimes like on a USB. She'll give you like a whole like here's two thousand songs I think you'll love because she just loves music. She made you a mixtape. Yeah. Me specific. But yeah. So Theron was like she gave me this mixtape ones. But I couldn't tell because all the album are.

was really different. And it was always, like, random pictures of, like, like, hot chicks with giant tits, but then she'd put googly eyes on them and have their, like, tongues hanging out. Or she would take a picture of, like, Michelle and then edit it crazily. So she's, like, got giant tits and weird eyes. And she'd put that on, like, Celine Dion's greatest hits and have that as the album art. And she's like, it's just, like, to me, that is the most funny, amazing thing. I once tweeted, I think, I once tweeted when our season was airing, I think Rupal would have loved me.

When I tell you Twitter, disagree. Oh my God. But I do. I think that she is just a type of camp that I'm like, I'm really sad. I'm really glad that we had Michelle, but I'm so sad that like we didn't have the like meat of like RuPaul being there and like that experience. Because she's so camp. Yeah. And particularly when she, like, I think.

down under particularly because she was like, I do not give a shit. I don't give a fire. This is not up for Emmy's consideration. She's just having fun. Like, she's like, I, like, where am I? I'm like really tired. Like, I'm still recovering from Jetlack.

And so it's just like, I could give two hoots. What do you mean, chat like? She's not even there. Yeah, the green screen. She's never been to Australia. Yeah. Oh, sorry, she's never been to New Zealand. She really hasn't been to Australia.

Yeah, she's been to Australia. But yeah, like, I think the thing about it is like, yeah, she was like, no. You know what I'll be so miffed about if she does come back, like if they do season five and she comes back for that. I would. I'll be like, fuck you. What do you mean? We're the only non-Rue season. That would make us just more iconic.

Yeah. But Kia asylum. Yeah. Rupol. Rupol isn't. She's like the- Oh, no. She's too big.

There's too many Kia drag queens. Yeah, tall. No, because she's been relevant in too many eras. I love that the conversation surrounding RuPaul's music has been. the journey, the pipeline, if you will, is, uh, it's so fucking, like, bad. It's so awful. Blah, blah, blah. And now it's, it's done a 180.

Oh, yeah. And everyone's like, this is great. Yeah. Like, I, like, Tara, Tara will tell you, on my shuffle, it's very poor songs. Oh, of course. Okay. Because they're always, like, she, I mean, you can tell that she's someone who genuinely loves music.

And, like, the way that she, like, she doesn't let a genre define her. She will pop in. She'll do a Christmas. album. Genre bending artist. Gender and genre bending. That's a bar. Write that down.

I simply must add to the YouTube of it all. I can't remember her name, but like the diva who falls from the roof to, I need a hero. Oh. The legend. Amman.

Tandy Amon? Am I, is that right? That's in the world. Yeah. And then... If I'm wrong, I'm so sorry, listener. I promise. But yeah.

every single time. Tendiumandipri. Oh, thank God. I knew my history. Jesus Christ. And then what's your name? Dezelle Barbie Royale? Oh, the tits?

Oh, I could, thank you for saying that. Thank you for bringing it up. Every single time it comes up on my Twitter. I watch it a billion times. I could literally cry in this moment thinking about it. It's incredible. The muscle control of moving your breast to that. Oh, my God.

Like the whole thing, every single movement she makes on that stage, you can't take your eyes off. Yeah. She is just, like, she's stunning. The outfit, though minimal, like, is, like, completely captivating. The lip sync is immaculate. Yeah. She, like, gets all this money. She tosses it aside.

It's incredible. I, like, there were tears welling in my eyes thinking about it. Like, I wish I was being dramatic. It's so good. It's just like, yeah. It's that, because it's a page. She was, it was a pageant, right? Yeah.

Because the pageant girl, like, shows. Yeah. Like anything, anything Roxy Andrews has done. Yes. Again, love Roxy on, like, drag race and stuff. Roxy's pageant, in her, like, element. Yeah. Because as we know, performing on that show is stressful boots.

Being able to, like, no camera, like, in the moment, in your element. Roxy Andrews, Kennedy Davenport. Yeah. Chee-Divane, anything that she does, that's on the archives, like, watching. watching her just yeah I mean Kennedy

Kennedy did you meet her at Dragon no I did was it incredible don't meet don't meet your heroes kids I still

I still hold her in like the highest regard ever but not the fun time going up to her and everyone I've been told it's the same experience throughout

when you go and meet Kennedy going up to her as a little boy in my going up famously. And just me like I'm such a huge fan. Like you're a huge inspiration to me.

Thank you for just being the incredible entertainer that you are. Thank you, baby. That's it. That's it. Hey, listen. That's all she needed to say. But like no eye contact. Yeah, no, no.

She's like just like putting her nail on or something. Yeah. Thank you, baby. Oh, oh, oh, no. Because I said, oh, I remember seeing you in, I think it was like 2018 or... You were giving the deep... Yeah, I was like, I saw you in 2018 really generally, like, changed my life. You and Chi Chi is like, show.

She's like, it was 2019. Oh! I clocked the fuck out of me right before the Queens walk. Wow. That's insane. But it's also so funny because it's like as a, like, I guess it's a down under Diva thing, but it's like, I could never... We're too humbled.

Like, it's truly, it's like, we are, the asylum makes us kind. Which is why we, the Kea's. The Kea's got to be kind. The K and Kea stands for kindness. But yeah, no, just, there is, there are, like, the divas where you're just, like, a bit like, oh, that's it. But in terms of archives, I'm so glad you mentioned that. My God. I'm literally going to go home and watch it.

and jerk off to it now. It's amazing. It's incredible. Before she was on the show, Jasmine Masters doing mini leaks. And it's a full lip sync of just dialogue from celebrity apprentice. And it is so incredible. The spoken word girls. Yeah.

It's next level. Are you both good at like spoken word? Zelda is really good. Why did you make that face then? Just because you hate doing it. No, I really like doing it, but it's just having enough time to get it. prepping for it. Because if it can't be perfect, what's the point?

I need, like, a year to do, like, learned spoken word ones. Yeah. I have, like, aspirations. I think in the next year I want to do, like, a full, like, spoken moment. In my head, you only do spoken word. In my head. The music is always incidental, because I'm not responding to it. No, the music's playing in your mind.

The closest I did was that, like, like, slam poem at the Drag Race Down Under Tour. Yeah, but you did that incredibly well. Yes. famously, people talk about that tour. They mention your act and the bullshit and Nikita's wig coming off in Melbourne. Oh, my God. That was fun, though. That's in the archives on the YouTube archives.

I put it there. Wig sent. Yeah. Yeah, I kind of wish I could go back in time and enjoy that tour a bit more, but it was not like, at the time I don't think it was clear to us that that, like, that was the last time we'll ever be in the all the same time. Genu-like, we'll cry.

I did it with like a broken foot. Yeah. Oh my God. Fuck yes. Yeah. But it was so, it was very, very nice.

Yeah. I hope videos about our online. And I can't believe, like I, I'm like, I can't believe we didn't actually get to really sell out. Because like, don't.

Well, I mean, we did sell out, but. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just none of the right way.

But we did not sell out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a shame. Yeah. It is a shame. Because they did put like a, they took a bet.

They took a chance on us and we're, we're disappointed. We're forever grateful ITD. Thank you so much for looking after us. For that, but it didn't turn out. Not though everyone, but, yeah. Okay, so which thing from the drag, Akha goes into the bunker? I mean, I'm happy to leave this one to you girls.

I'd say you hit the nail in the head. If it's just, if it's just one video that we can include. food it's Jazel it's Jezell it's justel yeah it's no the video yes I do yeah

popping that it is tit yeah it's it transcends it's trans it well well yeah

it's it it trance um like it being like a drag show or a trans person it just encapsulates like

what what drag should do girl what you should be doing you either gonna be the dumbest in the room or the pussiest yeah

there's two there's too shot put that on a tombstone There's two genders. You heard it here first. Yeah. It's incredible. Thank you for bringing it up. Because I associate it as like a Twitter video because I only ever see it come up on Twitter.

Oh, yeah. No. You can find it on YouTube. We'll put the link in the bio. Yeah. Okay. So that means we're at the final little section of Max should get to put anything you want in the bunker. And we can't ever take it out.

It could be an object, could be a person, could be a place. That's kind of care. Liquid mineral. Liquid mineral. Yeah, a gas. You could put salt in there? In the wound. Yeah.

I'm tossing up between two things to put in. And I'll make them quick and there's no debate about them. Actually, none of this is real. I'm putting both of the things in. Actually, it's a person and they're holding an object. Okay. That's my two for one. Millie Minogue is going in the bunker.

Okay. Because we need her. I'm going to allow this. We need her cryo chamber. to be preserved. And in that chamber, she is holding, facing forwards,

the Charlie's Angels box set of one and two. That's good. I want to see full throttle in the bunker because I know, as an avid listener, I know that there's a portable DVD player.

Yeah, sitting in the stairwell. It's currently got a DVD jammed in it. It's Macraised one day. It's Millie Meenogh holding the box set of Charlie's Angels one and two. I'm really proud of that because I think we do need that. Yeah.

Having like, I think we still have, we have five or ten years where we can still conceivably get Mick G to come back and make a third one. And I just think it's the right time. Demi can come back. We didn't see her die on camera. She just fell in a hole.

Her with a... It sucked into the flames. You've just been fired. She's so fired. But because, like, okay, my pitch, Charlie's Angels 3, Demi is back. She's Phantom of the Opera style, has a mask on half her face because of the burns,

but she still looks cunt on the other side. I'm wet at the door. And then, yeah, she's still swooping and flying around, and the girls are back. Because we know she has the range to come back and do it. And she's like, they've since replaced the Charlie's Angels, but then all those angels go missing and they have to call up the old crew. And so you find out where they've all been living. Cameron D is living in the suburbs as a soccer mom, but she's getting into fights on the side.

Lucy Lou is like, I don't know. It's like an Avengers movie. Yeah. And then Drew is like the new Bosley and like, da-da-da-da. Oh my God, Helen's ass. She's, yeah. And so she has to go and get the girls back out of retirement. What's Lucy Lou up to, though, do you think?

Yeah, what's, I think. Lucy Lou's doing lots at the moment. No, I mean, like, in the context. Because you know how I feel. Listen, now she's been my background. I think Lucy Lou's like real life and this. She'd be like painting, like, sapphic portraits and working. She's got an exhibit.

Well, she's famous to think, uh, uh, a thing coming to Melbourne? Atka. Yes, at Aka. Yeah, yeah. And I've heard you don't have to be invited to go, so I'm going. Amazing. Yeah.

I love an event that I don't need an invite to. Miles, if you're listening to this, we have a die-hard Lucy Lou fan and, yeah. Miles, please. Help her out. Please, Miles. Maybe, like, yeah, what is Lucy? Because she's still with Matt Rwlett. Dave, cry.

Ah, so you know what they're talking about? Say it again. The Futurama. The Futurama. Futureama episode with Lucy Louba. Oh my God. Yes. It's the first episode.

The, like, it's the only episode of Futurama. No, first episode of Futurama is Lucy Luz in it. Am I crazy? That is not the first episode. But it's the first episode. That's the best episode. But yes, that's that. Is Cameron D. still acting?

No. She's out of retirement now. She is. She's still got her wine company. Yes. And she's she's doing things. I watched it in that movie with Jamie Fox. Jamie Fox.

Yes. It was back in action. Yeah. Ironically, because she's back in action. I thought it was great. Apparently it was good. I haven't seen it.

Do it? I don't have Netflix. I'll give you my log. Not huge. Huge if true. I'll get it on theplex. Oh my God. Yeah.

Well, that's great. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So I put that third film on that box set so we can have a trilogy. Oh, good. Yeah, good.

And I think in the third, Charlie's Angels, Kiki Palmer needs to be there. Like, you are my people. Don't you think? You are my people. Because the issue with the remake was that like, it didn't have the new fun girls. No. Like, I love Christian Stewart. Yeah.

I don't. And she could be one of them. I think she's famous enough to be one of them. But the other two, I'm sorry it wasn't happening. No. Um, you can't have one really famous one and then two. non-famous ones.

They all have to be the same level of famous. Right? That Charlie's Angels movie was good if you don't consider it as a Charlie's Angels movie. Yeah. Like fun. Yeah, it was fun. But not camp. No outfit changes.

Nowhere fucking near camp. The only time it was camp is when they were showing us the old costumes from the first movies. Literally. What are we doing? But yeah, if it had been like Kiki. Lana Del Rey. Lana Del Rey. That was camp.

It all ties back. You ain't got me right. Don't call me. How are you? Ariana. I can't believe that lineup. We need also more songs where three divas or four divas get together. Well, we've all got a mic in front of us right now.

Girls, I'll tell you what. I knew that Mr. Ratu, really. We go together. Like lead and paint. Okay. Well, thank you so much for putting Millie Minogue holding a box set in her cryo chamber. Yes. Because the cryo chamber is important.

Oh, yeah. Leave her plugged in, please. Yeah, don't let her let her get all mushy and stuff. with the Jullies Angels trilogy. Don't unplug her to charge your phone. Millie. Yeah, amazing work. I'm glad.

I'm glad you're happy with that. Matt, can you remind us what we put in the bunker today? Oh, of course, with pleasure. We have some canned prawns on a Dorito chip and a trophy for the bunker awards. We've got Rita Orra. Is that right? Yeah.

We've settled on reader. I thought so. We've got Giselle. Giselle Barbie Royale. Dezrelele. Put some respect on that name. Yeah. Matt, did you look up that video?

I need you to, I, before we end the episode, can you bring up YouTube, please? Just a live reaction of Matt's reaction to go. What's the title of it? If you look up, Giselle Barbie, it'll come up. She's wearing like a purple dress on a stage. We might be waiting 30 seconds just because we don't know if Matt has YouTube premium. A purple dress on a stage? It's like a purple Leo or whatever.

It's a, yeah, I think it's like a bra. Yeah, yeah. She's in a bra. Okay, yeah. Sound on, here we go. Yes. Yeah. Oh.

Now, Matt, if you hover over the time bar, there will be a peak somewhere, and that's where you need to be right now to see the best part. Where's the peak? I can't tell. Okay. Oh, here, here, here, here. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I know, no, I know. No, no. Oh no. Anyway, are you seeing what's happening here? I'm very impressed. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, very good.

I mean, you're pretty quiet for someone who's very impressed. Yeah. My jaw was on the floor, as Max was saying before. Did you see her tits dance around off her chest? I saw them dancing more than anything else. That's where the rock learned it. Yeah. That video is actually a tutorial.

If you follow your steps. You do. And that's why I'm coming out as trans on the podcast. It's finally time. Finally. Mandy moves. It's finally happening. Yeah.

The egg is hatching. Oh, my God. Okay. Okay. Well, thank you all so much. And thank you so much, Max, for joining us. It's been too long. We won't wait so long next time.

Thank you. It's generally such a delight to be in a room with you people. You people. Wow. But we are going to transfer to video at some point. So when we return to video content, I think we need to have you back on. Please. To up the visual appeal of these.

content. Do we have to be in drag or can I, can I, can come in, you can come in your new trans identity. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. My, um, my coming out. Yeah. Yeah.

My visual. And whatever your name is then, Sapphire blue. Girl, you know it's going to be Max. I'm still going to, and I'm going to die on the hill of the worst drag name in the world. No, be Max the trans queen. Max trans queen. Yeah. Max T.S.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Oh, that's good. Okay. Um, and we'll see you all in hell. Goodbye.

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