Death To Everyone - Death To... The Met, Dinosaurs & Days

Episode Date: May 14, 2024

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🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 Oh, thank you to you all, listeners. I'm so excited to be back for another week of the apocalypse. Yes. It's the end of time.

It was the worst of times. It was the best of times. It was the blust of times. The blust of times. It was the best of times. It was the blirst of times. The blirst of times. Damn, monkey. I made that number eight joke last night and so many people laughed. Isn't that kind of sad? Well, it just speaks to how old our audience is.

I know. They're all fucking faded millennials. And who are you? I'm Lazy Susan. Hi. And who are you? I'm Zelda Moon. Are you sure. And who are you? I'm Lazy Susan. Hi. And who are you? I'm Zelda Moon. Are you sure?

And who are you? Listener. Who are you, listener? What are you wearing today? Our demographic points to you being a eight-foot-tall lizard-like creature that lives under damp rocks and eats various invertebrates. When the rocks upturned, you have a moment of pause and then you scurry away. And your gorgeous Sunday dress flows behind you.

Yes, sometimes your sun hat flies off and it does so gracefully. I assume that is listener, Reptile Lady. You love the show, Reptileile Lady Yeah, she's so good Oh And at home she's listening and she's going Which is how she laughs I do love What's the, oh no

What's the language that Written laughing is K-E-K-E Isn't that Spanish? Is it? I can't remember. It's so cute. So you made brief reference to you doing something last night. Why don't you just expound upon that for the listener?

Pound upon what? So we debuted our, I don't know if Sorry What did you say? Wait what? Debut Debut Debut

I'm sorry You can try it again You have a little spittle on your cheek dear We had our trivia night Oh see you missed the word entirely now Well I just thought I wouldn't try to get it. We debate. Wednesday night deathmatch is our trivia night at Avalon here in Melbourne on Brunswick Street.

Do come along. And yeah, we had our first night last night, which was gorgeous and a great success, I dare say. And it was really fun. And such an incredible time to find out that Zelda likes to write very hard questions. It was good. But, like, genuinely, though, like, quite interesting, like, the things that people really didn't know

that I thought were just, like, so... Like, one of my easy questions was what are the three sections of the Triforce called? And you said that like with no context. Because I was like, why would I need to introduce that the Triforce is from the Legend of Zelda? Like genuinely, I didn't frame it because it was so, I thought, obvious. The same with like Gandalf, right? Like you don't need to say Gandalf from Lord of the Rings.

But maybe you do. Yeah. But I thought that you're like genuinely I would have had zero out of ten for your question. You didn't know that Stars Hollow is in Connecticut? No. You didn't know that Red Apple Cigarettes is in Tarantino movies? No. Why didn't you know that? You watch a is in tarantino movies no why don't you know that you watch a lot of tarantino yeah but i don't pay attention to the cigarette brand name well now you'll see

yeah i'm here to educate you didn't know that ants is the twin film of a bug's life a listener lazy told this like little thing about like twin movies movies that come out at the same time that are essentially the same thing. Yes. Yeah. It's a kind of phenomena that happens in the film industry sometimes. Yes, like crabs evolving around the world. Yeah.

And you said A Bug's Life and what's the sister film? Ants. Yeah. And then there was a great debate around the spelling of ants and I'm so happy that you said no to ants spelt with an S. No, it's with a Z. Because that film is spelt with a Z. And I think we've started doing trivia just so that we could be pedantic.

Sounds really fun. Yeah. Well, it's so important to make it really like specifically hard. Well, then that table tried to get a half a point. We were like, sorry? Did we say we were giving out half points? Yeah. No.

No. No. You don't give out half babies. You know what I mean? Yeah. You don't give out any babies. You back came in from the fucking orphanage and they were like, here's half a baby.

I wouldn't be happy. Yeah. So we don't give out half points. That makes sense to someone. Yeah. And classically things with a half life are not so great. Yeah. So. No. someone. Yeah, and classically things with a half life are not so great. No.

So yeah. Listen Matt, it is a good time. And you weren't there. Were you? Thanks for all the support. I was there, you just didn't see me. He was yelling from the back. It was a tiny room Matt, you know it. I didn't come to talk to you. You were too shy. I didn't want to talk to you. You were outside waiting in the space car to get back to the boy. I just drove you there.

Humming along to one of your songs. I was listening to the podcast from last week. Oh, my God. I listened to the podcast last week while I was editing it. Not all of it. I do listen to it sometimes. It's a bit of a mistake, though, because when I listen to it, I am such an annoying person, which is terrible.

And then also the way that I speak is incredibly frustrating because I don't put full stops at the end of sentences and then continue a thought. I'll be like, you know, it's kind of like, you know, it's kind of a thing where, you know, and then like that kind of, and then that kind of, and I'm like, shut the fuck up and just say what you mean, you stupid bitch. I feel like it, not that I've improved, but it certainly made me analyze my speech patterns and think about how poor they are. Analyze. Debut. Analyze. Debut.

Did you ever play Deblob? No. Oh, it was such a cool game. Matt, did you ever play Deblob? No. Oh, it was such a cool game. Matt, did you ever play Da Blob? I don't know what that is. So it was a Wii game and then Da Blob 2. And you were a little ball of paint, kind of like demon-shaped. Like you had like eyes and like kind of horns.

And you just rolled around this white city, like all these different maps. And everything you touched got paint on it. And then you had to like, you know, like there were specific tasks around like getting different colors together to make yourself green or whatever. And like some things needed to be this color and stuff. And it was really cool. I like that.

I also relate to Dublob. Yeah. Constantly getting paint on things. There's nothing in my life that Constantly getting paint on things. Yes. There's nothing in my life that doesn't have paint on it. And I really hate if I own something and it's pristine. I'm like, I just, this is not going to work. I need to quickly like destroy it a little bit so I can feel comfortable.

Like Da Blob. I still got it. Yeah. What about the boy and his blob? You ever play that game? For Ness? It's about a young man A boy even

Whose best friend is a blob And you feed the blob different types of jelly beans It turns into different things Like you feed it ginger beer, jelly bean And it turns into a ladder And there's various ways you can use da blob Well, I think it's just da blob, not da yeah um and that boy and his blob they go everywhere together and that is so cool the idea of having a friend you said it was on nes yeah nintendo entertainment system that is what i said

is it not oh yeah i am thinking of a different, much more modern game. No, this is like side-scrolling. Yeah, okay. Pixelated. God. In the 16-bit of the 10. What if they remade that game then? I don't know. I don't know.

Oh, listen. We can get to that bottom of that. Yeah, I know. And we'd love to welcome you to our podcast called Death to Everyone. Oh, my God. Actually, we've really buried the lead. Death to Everyone, live! Death to Everyone, live. Death to everyone, live.

We're having our very first live show at Comedy Republic. And it's going to be on the 8th of next month. June. June. 2024. And you can book, it's for 6.30. You can book right now on the Comedy Republic website, which is in the city.

It's the comedy theater owned by Reese Nicholson and his unbearably hot husband. You can book, it's for 6.30. You can book right now on the Comedy Republic website, which is in the city. It's the comedy theatre owned by Rhys Nicholson and his unbearably hot husband. He's so hot. I mean, sorry, Rhys Nicholson and their unbearably hot husband. He's so hot. There we go. And come along. There's only, there's limited seating,

but we're going to be doing fabulous things. Yeah, tickets are $30 or $25 for concession. Oh, my God. And imagine, but it's not just going to be like, listen, like we understand the prospect, like you're,

you're cleaning your house now, lizard woman. But when you come to a live show in the city, it's going to be more of a little bit of the world of the bunker, a little bit of the, what you hear on the show. And then like, there'll be little opportunities for you to get involved as well and ask some questions about bunker law maybe some special

guests yes and if you're listening are you available dm but you should wait until ann buys a ticket and then yeah anyway so yeah we're really excited to bring Liv to live. Is that how it's pronounced? I was wondering. Well, you know, it's the same as the Jennifer Lopez fragrance. We can't be sure. So we've gone for our best bet. So Death to Everyone, Liv.

And I think you're going to have so much fun. Also, just a quick thing to allay your fears. This would be a great entry point. If you have friends that you want to bring along who don't know anything about death to everyone, there will be enough context clues to introduce what the show is about in this context. So we really do recommend bring people along.

Mostly because we want their money. I'm not going to lie. I want all of their money, but also because I think it'd be a good time. Yeah. Oh, it's going to be so good. But for now, here we are on the pod. Back to regular programming.

If this is your first episode of the podcast, well, this is a podcast where, you know, we are overseeing planet Earth from the celestial void. And an impending apocalypse is here. Yeah. But we've observed some really cool things. We want to preserve them in a bunker. What artifacts of culture will make it through to the end of days? Yeah.

To be joined with... Graham Ubeckham. Gwyneth Paltrow. Gwyneth Paltrow and Victoria Bitter had an interview sit down on the Goop podcast the other day, and they'd been trying to make it work for a long time, and it was so good to hear them finally just chat things out. And Gwyneth just loved to tell Victoria Beckham how similar they are. And Victoria Beckham never took the bait.

She was like, I'm a businesswoman. I guess you're a businesswoman a lot like me. Like we both had our other careers, you as a pop star and me as an actress, and now we're both businesswomen. Don't you think that we're very similar? And Victoria's like, hmm, um, so. Oh, I think you mean, um, so. And then she was talking, Gwyneth was like,

what other verticals do you want to add to your company as you move forward? You've got fashion, you've got beauty. And Victoria was like, sorry, what did you you say what was that you just said then and then she's like um and she's like verticals what kind of highfalutin word is that and she's like oh sorry that just means like another additional arm to your business just like oh sorry i've never heard that word we make clothes i'll do clothes Pants Shirts We've got a really good eyeliner

Smellies We do smellies For ladies And some for the gentlemen She did say that a bit Like she was We make stuff for women And men

I like that she You'll get there eventually VB loves the binary Anyway I'm just thinking about How strange of a woman Gwyneth Paltrow is I love her

I also love that she speaks perfect Spanish Really? Yeah, it's very funny We would like be my housemates We'd play a game which celebrity can actually speak Ooh, I love her. I also love that she speaks perfect Spanish. Really? Yeah. It's very funny. We would, like, me and my housemates would play a game which celebrity can actually speak Spanish. Because they speak Spanish. And so we'd watch interviews with all of the different celebrities

and, like, you know, obviously Jennifer Lopez cannot. Christina Aguilera cannot. Because, like, on their press tours they'll speak in Spanish if they're like in a Spanish speaking country. And Ben Affleck apparently has quite a good like grasp of the language and has also got a really thick Mexican accent, which is really funny because that's like he has like a very regional dialect to his Spanish. And then Gwyneth has really good Spanish. But like Spanish from Spain.

Yeah, okay. Wow. Interesting. That's interesting. And it's a fun game. Get into it. Okay. Did you have fun last night?

Oh, doing trivia? Yeah. I had a ball. I had a laugh and a half. Yeah. I'm like excited to see how it goes as we move forward. Totally. Because it's like you want to kind of create, I mean,

we've never done like a weekly event before. No. So this will be like a real. Yeah. We have the last three years we've hosted viewing parties for Drag Race Done Under. Oh, that's true. Which we will continue to do this year.

Hold out for that one. But that's a weekly gig, but it's got a cutoff point. Yes. Each year, it's like eight weeks. That's it. And I love that. That's so good. But this is kind of like, well, now it's started.

Do we ever get to be free again? I, yeah. But we're doing each week. We're one on, one off. So that means we only do two a month, which is fabulous. Yeah, that's fine. And that way we can compare the audience size. Yes, as a competition.

And how people say, I like the questions better at Zelda's. And then I'll be like, shut the fuck up. Yeah, all the other way around. Yeah. I suppose might happen and won't you tell us lazy Susan

what is the apocalypse of the week I will tell you Zelda Moon I think it's kind of everyone wakes up one day after I guess a solar flare something like that. And there's like a kind of vanilla-y extract smell in the air.

Yeah. You know, and then they realize that it's actually emanating from their flesh. And there's something about the human form that is like, I don't know, transformed overnight, the genetics scrambled by solar radiation and has kind of started turning people into a sweet-flavored, vanilla-y, extract-y, muffin-type flavor. Not consistency.

Still the flesh, still the guts, still the bones. Yeah. And so everyone is like, great. I guess that's just an additional like sleigh for the human race. Yeah. A nice vanilla scent. Yeah. VB's scent lines start going out of style

because everyone already smells like vanilla extract, so they don't need her trash. And then the ants. The ants come. With a Z. With a Z or with an S? With an S, just regular ants. And they, in the night, come into people's rooms and start nibbling

and taking tiny pieces of the human race back to their colonies. And they can carry so much. That's it. And there's so many ants relative to the size of humanity. So slowly, piece by piece, as Kelly Clarkson would say, people are disassembled by the ants and taken to the colonies. Whoa. Until they're all gone.

And then who disassembles the ants at this? No, the ants remain. It's an ant-pocalypse. Ant-pocalypse? Well, no, ant would never apocalypse. She's too nice. You know what we didn't discuss then, but we will discuss now. Why is Ants such an ugly film?

It was the early days of CG. No, but like the character design is ugly. They're hideous. Well, they're ants, Zelda. No, but they're ants in a bug's life. Cute. Are there ants in a bug's life? Sure.

Oh, there are, aren't there? Yeah. Is it about an ant? It's about its main character. Yeah, he's an ant. I guess one had Woody Allen and one didn't. Oh my God. They're just hideous.

I don't know. Which one has the wasps in it? I don't like that. That's Bugsy. Okay. Because the hornets or the wasps are trying to kick the good, well-meaning ants out of their nest. Anyway, huge issues with the film Ants.

Wasps are so... When we get to a bug episode, it's not wasps. Wasps suck. Yeah. There were so many wasps this summer in Melbourne as well, wasn't there? Don't you just wish you could go back to like who introduced the European wasps into Australia and just slap them in the face? Yes. Get out.

Don't prevent the wasps. Just give them a good slap. You're like, get out. Don't prevent the wasp from getting a good slap. Just give him a good slap. Well, it's like I was hearing about the rabbit guy who introduced rabbits onto his farm property in like, I don't know, the 1830s or whatever in Australia. And he was like, I just want to hunt them.

Cut to the fucking rabbit plague in Australia. Anyway, I mean, yeah. I saw a video this week about wisteria in the UK. It was like, this is the outage wisteria in the UK, and this is where all the other wisteria came from. So it was a gift from, you know, like a Chinese, like on the trade routes and stuff. I was like, oh, yeah, maybe that's the original one.

I'd love to see the proof. Yeah, get rid of that wisteria. That was beautiful. But it wasn't like At a fucking nursery It was like growing in a pub Yeah I don't think that's the origin Of like commercially grown wisteria

I mean That person should be slapped as well Yes Wisteria is such a fucking And the person who made That video actually And the person who made Desperate Housewives

Wisteria Lane Okay They are so beautiful though Wisteria Yes Yeah but they grow like I thought you meant the housewives Terry Hatcher is so beautiful

Oh they are Yeah I do like Terry Hatcher Oh my god We'll be right back Bye bye and we're back hello okay listen it's time to dive into the very first cultural artifact that needs to be going into the doomsday bunker. Keep going.

So this week we had the Met Gala. It was on Monday. So we need to now decide what Met Gala outfit from um sleeping beauties reawakened uh in the garden of time yes will be brought down into the bunker to be preserved from the 2024 metropolitan museum of the art fundraiser gala yes that one uh what a overall I don't know. Was it really it? I was sad that they had to clarify because there's always that thing of there's the theme of the exhibition that they're putting on for the costume wing

and then there's the theme of the gala. Can you explain to me why that's two different things? Right? It does feel like a bit like okay why have we separated those out some years i think it's just to make it a little bit more lively at the gala and to really like separate the identity of the two things but on this year i was like sleeping beauty reawaken reawakening fashion yeah is cool and what a fabulous theme can we just start out as well by saying that like the marilyn monroe dress have we i'm sure we've discussed this on this podcast but

i don't care wear that fucking dress oh i could give a shit you fuck people will crawl out of the woodwork to be like how dare she wear that that dress? What the fuck else is it going to do? It's a piece of history. Okay, great. But it's also a fucking dress. Someone should fucking wear it. I don't care. Like, you actually don't care.

If you cared about that dress when it was at fucking Ripley's, believe it or not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go off. The interesting thing there is that you recently purchased a yellow wig from another drag queen. Yes. And that's the second drag queen that's owned that wig. Yes.

So it's lived on many a drag queen's head. Could you describe to me the state of that wig now that it's in your possession? Because I saw a photo of you in it. And it looked good? I mean, yes, it did look good. Oh, thank you so much. Did it look like it did when it came into your possession? That's the thing.

Things are designed to be worn. Designed to be used. I just think that people are so obsessed with this idea of permanence. And fashion is anti-permanence. Fashion is meant for movement, excitement for you know for living and i think that what kim k did was actively stare into the eyes of of what is quite a destructive practice of just hiding things in vaults and pretending like that's how they're meant to be like art is meant to be lived in to be seen live live please. So I think wearing a dress again that is iconic

and getting us to think again about how we think about Marilyn Monroe and her legacy, whether good or bad, like whether we think that she should or shouldn't, is more interesting than it is sitting in a vault at Ripley's Believe It or Not, which is a more interesting piece of art and a better use of that piece of fabric that in and of itself has no value, except that it was worn by a very famous woman a long time ago. And now it has a new chapter in its existence.

I just think the need to take art and put it behind barriers inside of giant institutions that cost money to get in is it's about humans being afraid of dying. I get it. You really wanted to eat the banana. I wanted to eat that fucking banana. I mean, I can't commit the time to thinking about formulating an opinion on that. It's just like not worth it.

But I loved learning about the fabric that that dress was made of because it was like, what was it called? Like a silk souffle or something. Like the way it was woven and like the materials used was made illegal because it was super flammable. So like part of the issue was that that dress could never be repaired, like can never be repaired because the process of making that material is like not allowed.

I love that. Which is just so interesting or something. Maybe I'm wrong. It was a year ago. Who knows? Whatever. What did you think about Kim K's cardigan? I loved it.

This is why I think Kim K's become one of our more interesting figures on the, I don't know, white slash green carpet. Yeah. Because she, you know, it's a Margiela look. It was fabulous. Yeah. And I think it was, she's got a really clear perspective on fashion and she's always about upsetting the viewer. She's a provocateur of fashion. And I think coming to the Night of Nights in a grey cardigan

with that incredible like metal floral lace. I don't care about that. That was ugly. I think that was stunning. I didn't like it. I just don metal floral lace. I don't care about that. That was ugly. I think that was stunning. I didn't like it. I just don't like lace. Lace is just not for me. But it was made out of metal.

Who cares? That's sick. You'd love that. That's armor. No, because chain mail is made out of metal. Yeah, it's like a floral chain mail. No, it wasn't. Oh, you want another fucking chain mail headdress on a fucking red carpet?

No, I don't. I do not. No. No, but I think that it's just a beautiful subversive twist and i think every time you see her in a red carpet she's doing something different that is that is a provocation to the viewer to ask them about what they think fashion is yes it's never the most obvious choice well it was the theme like the theme is a year late for what she did last year about reawakening fashion and what that means.

The whole event is now based on something that she had done the year before. And instead of doubling down and doing another kind of idea in that space of taking an old iconic garment, she just went the complete opposite direction and wore something that could be seen as a symbol of mass-produced fast fashion clashing with the most delicate and intricate hours and hours to make sort of peace.

It's just so cool. It's cool. Did you enjoy her explanation? Yes. It's like, oh, I just kind of got up and then stole my boyfriend's cardigan. That's when my hair's a bit scrunchy. Yeah. It's like.

So good. People have like the money involved in this event. And then that's your description. I love that. Is amazing. Yeah. Like, oh, okay. So I loved Katy Perry's

Look But it was AI generated Oh my god I was like Katy Perry was there She wasn't there As she said

On her Instagram post She was working Which is like Katy She couldn't get in there What She's using her Met Gala moment

To promo her new album But there were two AI looks That I don't know If she generated or whatever, but she posted them. One was fucking hideous, but she would wear it. The other was stunning and she would wear it.

They're like massive. Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah. It was beautiful. Floral. It was kind of like a similar shape to what Cardi B wore, sort of, but like kind of very different at the same time, but kind of massive, massive dress.

The Cardi B thing is interesting because that's, to me, bad. I mean, I love the dress. It's big. I loved Björk at the Sydney Olympic Games opening ceremony. Loved it. So I'm glad we have that again. And I love the headpiece. Oh, I can't remember the headpiece.

For Cardi. Well, the headpiece, like it was like a big clap. Oh, yes, yes, that was. It was just like the scale was so good. I just think in the thing about being a provocateur, like coming to the Met Gala and it feels like you are just walking in Rihanna's shadow. Yeah.

It's like scale as a mic drop is not, no longer a mic drop at the Met Gala. Like just doing a giant sea of black, like tool is not the same. It was that my issue with it was more with the um with the support team running around fussing about get get out walk in the dress like if they were walking on the dress that would be incredible i just like but all the gowns have support teams Yeah I hate it What are you talking about? Your outfit can't exist without a support team

That's yes That's all of these outfits The peak of that is the whole Lady Gaga thing from the other year I hate that God I hate it that's so much But that thing I just feel like Like all the things I saw about the Cardi B dress

Was just all these super hot guys Who I'm like You don't They're not Like who are they? like from the housing about the fashion houses but that's apparently why louis vuitton and i think gucci don't send looks to the met color anymore they don't buy a table because they don't want to make that kind of fashion they don't want to have to have support team but like if you have a gown that big cardi b is not going shit anywhere without four men to lift it up and lay it down

yeah like she needs that who was wearing the sand dress oh yeah sounds of time but she had to get physically lifted and then the whole like a full poly pocket, like cake topper. Yeah. Yeah. What did you like? Okay. So I loved the wooden bodice on Old Mate. Oh, fuck. The wooden bodice.

It looked like it had like. Taylor Russell. Was it Taylor Russell? Yeah. I'm just looking at it now. Yeah. That was incredible. I'm doing my research.

And she had like the white drapery on the front. It just looked very elegant, very finished. And it was, yeah, it was chic and simple, but, like, I don't know, what a beautiful, beautiful piece. Like, it was flawless. Yeah. Do you think that's actually wood or is it? No, I think it's like a.

Just a print. Yeah. It's like a wooden grain print. Wood grain print, yeah. What like a wooden grain wood grain print yeah what did you think of jennifer lopez oh apparently she got in trouble with anna according to the blind items in here we go well because she just didn't do the theme at all she just wore a nice outfit yeah yeah and for jennifer like i was shocked when I saw that she was a coacher. I was like, this year could not get worse for Jennifer as far as like her blowing up of her own career. Her spending $20 million for people to hate her.

And I was like, oh, Jennifer just needs to have like a bit of like a step out of the spotlight for a second just to like rejig. And then I was like, oh, no, she's going to be there and everyone's going to be looking at her. And she did look stunning. And I think if it had not been the year that it was, people would just be like, wow, Jennifer. But like the internet hates Jennifer Lopez right now because on the back of her vanity project,

much beloved by this part, of course, this is me now. Yeah. But on the back of that, everyone started coming forward with all their stories about how much of a wretched piece of shit she is to everyone that has ever worked with her or had anything to do with her.

Well, I don't know what they were expecting. If you can't handle a diva being a diva. Yeah, maybe work elsewhere. Your car was in the way. But the outfit was just so like, it was like an AI generated Jennifer Lopez outfit. Yeah. It was so misc.

It was just so misc. She looks stunning. I i mean she always does it was just so like complete contrast to kim k yes like expected expected expected and then you know something worth discussing and i think that's the difference of the time that they got famous jennifer lopez in the 90s getting famous in 90s, when fame was about being like a supreme being, kind of you're all plebs and I'm a god. And Kim K got famous at a time where it's like you need to be relatable and to show some of the inner workings. And you being embarrassed or seen to be an idiot is part of her brand. Like because the show of the Keeping Up With The Kardashians was like a peek behind the curtains.

Sometimes we're going to be weird. Sometimes we're going to be embarrassed. And she's immune to being embarrassed. So if you think that like more recent years celebrity, it's like a positive trope to be opening up for embarrassment. How do you explain Lizzzo's outfit lizzo just doesn't have taste that much has been true since the beginning but it just becomes more glaring as time goes on because someone is like it's like i kind of like the headpiece i think that

headpiece is the worst part of the entire thing i just love the shape it's so cool but i just thought that the like splashback didn't have the it didn't have enough energy to it like you know the um like daphne guinness and all of those like frozen water splash like drag queens love it that effect yeah acrylic you know splashback yeah lizzo it was kind of that but in fabric kind of but maybe like wind caught it or something i don't know but it just didn't have enough energy no i think that's the thing is that you like lizzo doesn't have a clear lizzo aesthetic like with j-lo the thing that you can say about j-lo wearing that dress is that it looks like a j-lo dress yes it's like incredibly ornate but also incredibly like it's a bit of like um

salacious scandal like see-throughness to it and i guess like lizzo has not ever like she always seems like she's got a team who's styling her and when that team changes the whole style of what is a lizzo outfit completely changes so it's like the idea of her being in that outfit doesn't kind of jibe with who lizzo's public persona is and she's not playing like kim k wearing that cardigan is her playing with the idea of Kim K and experimenting on like the public perception. And even if you want to like go the like layers deep of like her being called out by the queen of cardigans recently, Taylor Swift in her new album,

and then wearing kind of one of these symbols of that like boyfriend jumper thing is playing with a public expectation and idea and whether that's kim k or her team it just is she is better at maneuvering in that space whereas yeah lizzo seems like she's been styled that she's not the author of the lizzo's character it's interesting when i think of Lizzo's brand as a celebrity, it's more about her body and body shape, which is true of so many celebrities, including Kim K and Jennifer and Cardi and, you know, like for whatever that shape is.

But it's a part of their identity it isn't the identity yes and i almost feel like for lizzo it's like um like if she'd gone like i don't know like the body is so that image yeah yeah there isn't a style like a clothing component to it yeah that as you say is super super clear whereas like her being naked yes is more like oh yeah that's lizzo's look yes which is fabulous yeah but it's just like yeah that's true of so many others but then they also have their like other which i i kind of think that that is the funny unspoken part of the whole met gala is that it's paid for by fashion houses who do not support bodies that look like lizard yes yeah and so yeah maybe there is an element of why why does couture like not look like it is being authored by this woman and it's because couture has like majority

of the history of couture has not had anything to do with women with bodies like hers. It's also like, speaking of, um, Margella, like I fucking love, um,

Gwendolyn Christie. Oh yeah. I adore her, but she can't be dressed by these people. She looked fucking crazy in the runway. I did love that. And she looked crazy in the runway. I did love that. And she looked crazy again. Yeah.

And like, that's crazy to me. The only time she hasn't looked like she looks. I think that Margella like knows what they're doing with Gwyn and Christy. It's just so like fancy top up on your heel kind of lady. I'm like, why does it have to be? It's too costumey and like why does it have to be a costume on her body but it isn't so much on others like maybe she's more expressive obviously because she's an actor or something and less kind of you know vacant like

a model maybe that's what skews it but i I find it quite frustrating. Like, because she can wear clothes, obviously. I guess she's allowed. She looks less costumed in like Game of Thrones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Than she does in recent appearances. Yeah. But there are people like that. Sorry, for the Star Wars press for episode seven,

she dressed really well for that. Like nothing fancy, but she just like looks done. It's like, yeah, it's just, I don't know. Her recent stuff, I'm like, what's happening? And again, it's just like not the regular body. Someone was talking about this with Florence Pugh recently where they were like, she only, like you see her in a red carpet and you're like, she's a pretty girl, but like, you know,

it doesn't look like Florence Pugh. And then you see her in a movie where she's being costumed like in Dune or in like Little Women or like anything. And she suddenly like comes alive. Like she looks really good in costumes for some reason. And look, it just looks natural on her. Whereas you see her kind of tizzed out for a red carpet and there's something a bit wrong about it.

And you're like, this doesn't feel correct. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think Uma Thurman quietly without announcing herself without doing anything in this gorgeous like uh peony blue wait what is the blue it's like a duck egg blue um with the feathers coming out the back kind of like a hedgehog spine um was fabulous and really beautiful yeah guys she just that face is so stunning yes did you enjoy pam pamela oh i didn't see pamela have a quick look pamela anderson was there i thought that the drapery of that outfit was so such a beautiful execution like the dress isn't like groundbreaking but it's just so beautiful and then like the two kind of like um like cross jewelry necklacy yeah

it's just like really simple she just looks so beautiful yes and her like oh it's just i just like it's just so nice um yeah i kind of like loved that one loved pamela anderson um and like on like that dress could so easily not work i think it's really beautiful yeah but like on it like someone who like couldn't wear that dress you know yes um oh love that i think it's so funny as well like when there are outfits here that if they were in a different era would absolutely be the talk of the town would almost become super iconic pieces from history yeah but we're just so saturated right now with like grandiose gowns that it almost gives you a kind of blindness to it like when you see like lots of cgi effects it's like i see these giant gowns that are impeccable and take these houses like hours and hours and

hours to make yeah and then i just they almost glide by and just slide right off my brain because we are just so overfed on like grandiose, like I mean drag race is definitely to blame. Yeah. Is that you just see, you become so numb to these gowns, which is why the cardigan is so good. But Matilda Bosley, who I'm obsessed with from The Guardian. I don't know if she's here on TikTok.

No. She's the one with ADHD. Of the one person on TikTok. Yes. She is the ADHD. She's got the real ADHD. Okay. She wrote a gorgeous book about it.

Okay. But she did a deep dive into the theme of The Garden of Time and explained the novella that it was based off, where the name came from, which was this story written about a couple who were like members of the aristocracy who lived in a gorgeous manor atop a hill with this incredible garden with like glass flowers. And they look out across the valley and

they see a horde of like a militia of like common folk coming towards them like going to attack the paradise villa and they pick a glass flower and it turns back time and then the militia is further away and they're able to spend more time. And like over the time as it goes on, they continue to pick the flowers until there are no flowers left and the militia is at their door and they pick the final bud and it gives them a few seconds more to enjoy their paradise. And then the like militia of common folk run through the building,

finding it completely aged and decrepit with everything like turned to dust. And the, the, the couple turned into stone in the backyard as if time had suddenly sped up. And she was just like, it is wild that Anna Wintour was so clearly pointing to this idea of like an aristocracy of like wealth grandeur and paradise with hordes of the common unwashed at their door waiting to burst it down and end what is the

their paradise yeah it was so good i was like that is crazy and she was like talking about how there were these massive protests about the genocide in Gaza. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's just happening right outside of this event. There's been so many posts that have highlighted the two and it's like, what is happening in the world right now? What do we actually fucking care about? Yeah.

Yeah, it's wild. Hello, this is post-production lazy Susan here. I'm just jumping in here before we continue our conversation about the Met Gala to let you know that we've popped some links of places that you can donate your money today if you would like to support the people of Palestine. I know at the moment things feel very heated, very complicated, but sometimes a first step towards action can just be as simple as giving your money. So we have the PCRF, which is the Palestine Children's Relief Fund. They go in and they offer aid and medical support. And as a local charity, we have El Rahman Incorporated, which is basically for people when they arrive to Australia from Palestine and offers them donations and goods and services.

So we encourage you to donate and also educate yourself about the situation and the genocide currently going on. So back to the Met Gala. Did you see what Michelle Yeoh wore? Because it was really bad. It looked like tinfoil. It looked like a big piece of foil. I don't like it.

Crumpled foil. It is bad. I'm looking at the photos now because I didn't see any of this. Yeah. This is so educational for me, this podcast. There's one that I think you would really like, Lazy. It's a very lazy sort of dress. Who is wearing that? I can't wait to hear what one this is. There's one that I think you would really like, Lazy. It's a very lazy sort of dress. Who is wearing that?

I can't wait to hear what one this is. Amelia Gray. She's got like this sort of see-through yellow dress on with flowers inside. I actually did like this. She's got a wet look hair with her necklace like kind of around the wet. I just feel like it's something that you would. I would wear this. And in the background of this photo, there's like someone else

with like long black hair with a really big blue dress on. It could be Zelda. That's true. Or Benign Girl. Or Lea Michele as well. Oh, no, wait, you're the pink one, aren't you? Yeah. I'm sorry.

This podcast is very educational. Lea Mich Michelle looked the worst Lana Del Rey looked fine Oh I think Elle Fanning's Birds was actually one of the best I like Taika and Rita's look

That was cool I thought the beaded look was very beautiful actually And Taika's wearing like a Really shiny brown leather suit. Everything is leather. That was probably the best. They always look very cool, those two. Yeah, well, they're an interesting... I wonder what's happening there. Is everyone okay? Is that what you mean? Yeah, exactly that. Oh, okay. Like, how is Taika? Is he good?

What? Okay, so zendaya wore two outfits i don't care about the boring one which one was the boring one the one with like the flowers the bouquet on the head yeah which like that was fine but like whatever the other one i hated so it was much It was ugly. It's so ugly. I also just think. Oh, I can't. So I just saw Challengers. And can I say, I do have to like eat a little bit of humble pie because I did think Zendaya was really good in it. Oh, good. Because you famously said she was boring. I think that she's not been a good actor until this film.

And I think it's because this film really well deploys her kind of cool girl energy with not much going on else beneath it, which I think is her energy. And as we were like leaving the theater, we're like, do you think that Zendaya is actually interested in sex or is she like fake horny? And the feeling in the car was that she's like fake horny. And I think that that works really well for her here. But she was fucking great, like so good. But I think this, yeah, her red carpet persona is, it's just too much. But that Josh O'Connorconnor oh i love him he was also really good on the carpet oh yeah and in challenges so zendaya's makeup is like

i have been working in makeup for a really long time brag about it i've studied makeup effects yeah prosthetic this look it's just as i said to you in a message it's like it's the couture day at makeup school i'm gonna do the couture makeup now. It's so basic. The pencil thin brows and the like blop of smoky eyes. Like it's even down to like the colors chosen. It is like textbook this look. Like on America's Next Top Model. Oh my god. Like when they do like a harmony.

You're going to be in a cyclone. Like the application, like it's flawless it should be i'm sure it costs a lot of money impeccable yeah but it's just the most like makeup makeup i hate it and i think hate it yeah i i there's not I just don't find it particularly exciting. What do you think about Bad Bunny? I thought Bad Bunny looked great. Yeah, it was cool. And I think if I'm going to put blame on anyone,

if I had to rank the four chairs, co-chairs of the Met Gala this year, every year the Met Gala has celebrity co-chairs that kind of represent the spirit, the theme of the event, like Sarah Jessica Parker or Rihanna or whatever. So this year, the co-chairs were Jennifer Lopez. There was Zendaya, Bad Bunny, and Chris Hemsworth. So Bad Bunny did really well. I'd put him at top.

Zendaya did two outfits, really worked hard. Even if I didn't love the gowns, she was working hard for the event. J-Lo came in a gown yeah but it was big and it was grand so it was still it wasn't on theme but it was good chris fucking hemsworth is never allowed to come near this fucking event again and i just like honey who the fuck do you think you are if you are so above this wearing an outfit going in theme yeah like in any way sacrificing an ounce of your masculinity to appear to care about something other than just being a fit guy who holds a hammer in a movie then don't fucking come go back to the place where your fucking outfit came from

the rsl in fucking geelong and wear it to your friend's 16th birthday yeah piss off i'm so sick of the fragile celebrity masculinity that could not even dare to be challenged for even a second and you're the co-chair yeah how fucking dare you so i saw a few things about um you know like the men's looks at the gala which like which ones yeah but like then there was one that was like the hair on men at and it was like his picture was the first picture i was like how could anyone have anything to say about that haircut such. It's just like some hair on someone's head. Phillip Island. It's nothing. It's tragic.

It's actually like he needs to, I don't care about a thing. Like I don't care about Lizzo. I don't care about Zendaya. I think that they, everyone that tried, great. You tried. This son of a fucking bitch is the co-chair. He's just wearing a white suit. A white suit. and do you know his

fiancee or wife or whatever i don't know her was in that gold dress with a fucking headpiece i was like this is not the logi awards darling what are we doing you all look you look bad you all you both look you're embarrassing and you should not be here. Well, speaking of the embarrassing Australian representation, Troy didn't represent. Oh, what was? Oh, he was. Yeah. I mean.

No. You're such an apologist. Troy for men's. It's so boring. Compared to the other men at that event. I would take Taika's over Troy's any day. I think Taika tries and Troy was doing something. I didn't like Troy's.

It looks like a waiter. If you're going to like, no, I suppose they do and they don't. The cut is interesting. It's just. The cut is interesting? Cropped? Yeah. I think that this is more interesting than 98% of what other men were wearing. I just think, like, if you're the twink who gets to go,

could you do something interesting? Well, apparently, him and Dan Levy of Schitt's Creek fame were all over each other at the party and at the after parties and then went home to fook. According to who? The blind items, darling. Also, did you say before that the Lana Del Rey look was good? No, I was like, it's fine.

This is fine to you. Yeah. She looks insane. Compared to Chris Hemsworth. She looks like she's been through a garden of time. She is the garden. She is the time. Oh, my lord.

Look at Dan Levy's outfit of Schitt's Creek, babe. Yeah. And I love the fucking print on that outfit. It's pretty cool. I like that one. It's so cool. He also looks really good with that mustache. Oh, now who wore the good thing?

Half black and half flowers. Yeah, so it looks like it's fading into another textile, which I think is very cute. What about the, you know, the one that you sent me, maybe? Oh, the Demi Moore. Oh, Demi Moore's the winner. Sorry. Yeah, we were getting it right.

She looks like a plate in an 80s woman's house. It's fucking incredible. It's so good. So she's got like those giant spikes coming off her. Like she's a security fence outside of a hospital. Yes. And she's got lilies. Also, what a comeback.

It's so good. Also, she looked amazing. Yeah. I didn't like it being put next to that other one that was by the same house. I think that was the designer, wasn't it? I don't know. But like they didn't like it being put next to that other one that was by the same house. I think I was the designer, wasn't it? I don't know. But, like, they didn't match. Like, they had the same fence spikes, but that was it.

It was like, don't put them next to each other. They're not the same. They had to stand outside to make sure no one got into the mech. If you think you're getting in here and climbing over Demi Moore. Maybe if you've got a thick carpet to throw over the spikes, you will. But, you know, good luck. Okay, so Demi Moore's outfit then is going into the bunker. So where are we positioning the spikes so that they're useful?

Well, they're not going near the abyss. That takes away the fun. No, people need to be able to fall into abyss. Yeah. Okay, where are we going to put this? Maybe Oprah will take the dress and have it outside of her giant shrimp's entrance. Yeah. To stop the riffraff.

She's sick of it. She wants a bit of time for her. Yeah. The bouncer at Reggie's. Yeah. The bouncer could be Demi Moore's dress. Reggie's would have like a mannequin in like a silly outfit behind the bar. Silly outfit.

Yeah. Well, maybe when we have the silly outfit competition. Okay. Yeah. They're all silly. They're all a bit silly. Yeah, they're a bit silly. That's the thing, though.

Someone was explaining this of, like, they literally were just explaining the outfits are worn, like, in couture, hot couture. Outfits are made, slaved over with the most expensive materials possible. Yeah. outfits are made, slaved over with the most expensive materials possible. Yeah. They're worn once, typically. Yeah. And then put into an archive where they will be forever, air-conditioned, just sat in a room.

Does that not boil your blood? I just... Yeah. Where, you know, I don't know. I think that's why I like the idea of pulling something out of the archive And trashing it Yeah What do you think about Ariana's look? No

I hated it I think, and, well, I mean, she got off light Whoever did Cynthia Erivo, like Oh, no, no, no, no That was cruel See, the Ariana dress is really the Pamela dress Except Pamela's is good Yeah You You know like

I also I've never liked maybe it's just my petal taste but I don't like like a hard corset like that that is just like a breadboard stapled to your chest. It's giving Russian wedding. I don't like it. I don't

like it. Okay well the spikes are getting in Yeah Great Oh so good We should probably like know the designer or something But it doesn't really matter But

Cole Escola was there Oh actually Cole was And Cole is doing what I want Troy to do Just something interesting But Troy Be a faggot That's Troy's brand That's Cole's brand

That's why I don't really Cole Escola looks like how did Cole Escola get invited do you not know what's happening with Cole at the moment well yes success yes it's all coming up Cole how incredible is that Cole Escola who is like a famous

kind of alternative alt comedian from New York City and they have a new show and they were in like the amy sideris show um but they're doing off broadway a show that they wrote a one-woman show yes called um oh mary about the life of mary todd lincoln yeah and i don't know anything about the show which i would love to see but um it's moving to broadway so insane how

incredible i'm so excited because they are genuinely what i think one of the most important comedians of absolutely like this era yeah um just their their comedy is it's like art it's like it's incredible it's so beautiful and everything they do is so intentional. So like this Met Gala look, which is them holding this little wicker basket, dressed like a tiny little, yeah, little boy,

like going through the garden, like a Victorian painting. It's so good. It's really stunning. Yeah. Love. And it's kind of mocking the event at the same time. It's very fab. Oh, you know what? Lil Nas kind of wore something that was kind of mocking the event at the same time it's very fab oh you

know what little naz kind of wore something that was kind of interesting that's fine yeah i feel i'm worried about little naz after their like last album yeah they're not yeah because we really like they managed to fight back the accusations of being a one-hit wonder really well and now it's like okay but what are we doing now yeah what next yeah yeah we pray for well demi's outfit congratulations and with that we'll be maybe Welcome back, everyone. Oh, my goodness. It's finally time to decide. Which dinosaur is going into the bunker? Oh, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby.

Do I have to wear the dress as well? Well, that's a reptile, darling, but not a dinosaur. They're more akin to birds you would see in contemporary society. Yeah. What's your favorite dinosaur? Matt. Me? Yeah.

Oh, why are you starting with me? I'm just too annoyed, lazy. No, sorry. I mean, because I want to hear what you have to say. Yeah, my opinion is really important, obviously. What's my favorite dinosaur? I think, well, I don't know. Probably just a good old Brontosaurus or something.

Brontosaurus. Abrachiosaurus. Okay, that's a good one. One of the long neck, big ones. Because they're so big. Yeah. They're just so big. So big.

They're like the biggest thing That has ever walked on the earth Isn't that crazy? Um yeah How did it grow that big? That's incorrect What do you mean? The biggest thing to ever live on earth is the blue whale

Well he didn't say live He said walk Yeah but The blue whale's not bigger than a Yes Brachios No Yes it is

Is it? Yes by mass Oh mass It's bigger than a... Yes. Brachios. No. Yes, it is. Is it? Yes, by mass. Oh, mass. It's bigger than a... Okay, well, the tallest... Matt, don't back down. You said walk. I said, yeah, walk on Earth.

But have you seen a blue whale walking? I haven't seen one. Yeah, and they're in the water. It was different down there. No, I meant tallest. Like, it's just so tall. Like, how did it grow away from gravity so tall? Gravity was different then. She's so bloody tall.

And Zelda, what's your favourite dinosaur? And in heels as well. Shut up! Shut up! My favourite dinosaur is the Stegosaurus. Okay. Let me just Google her. What did she wear?

What? Spikes. Spikes along the back. Yeah. Don't remember when the Stegosaurus is fought with Julianne Moore? Oh, yeah. Oh, she's a bit misc. I consider this dinosaur to be a bit like misc.

Let me explain to you, dinosaur lovers. So it's just like a cow with spikes on its back. Okay. I love the proportions of a stegosaurus. That tiny head and those thunderous thighs fabulous plates spikes the vegetarian oh a beak she's got it all it's so good what does she look like with feathers um i'm kind of going off like in if I got like a lenticular image of dinosaurs and when I turn it one way, I see like dinosaurs with a volcano

and like palm trees and like they're all having fun and they're all weirdly in the same photo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then like you turn it the other way and they're like at the watering hole and they're all like hanging out at the same time together. Maybe there's a dinosaur, like a t-rex going like so like to me yeah i'm like what are the most iconic image like who are the divas popping in that picture when they're all in the same picture yeah and what did you say that bitch she seems like a bit c-list in in that picture uh-huh

right could you produce this picture? No, it's in the cultural memory. In your cultural memory. Well, I think, Matt, wouldn't you say you've seen that picture in your head? Yeah. Like every children's book. Yeah. When you look at that picture in your head, you've got-

If you look at dinosaurs as kids. You've got long necky. You don't choose the stegosaurus. I'm sorry. No. Well, that's it. Spike back. Like, yeah, you're a bit like, she looks misc.

She looks like dinosaur with spike. First to get eliminated. Definitely. So I'm like. Cool. It's definitely cool. And you're totally welcome to have that as your favorite dinosaur Zelda. I wouldn't judge you for having that as your favorite Zelda.

But to me, long neck, very cool. Highest branches. It's giving something different. But it's like, we still have giraffes. So I'm like, how shocked am I? Do you know what I mean? And then- I think you'd be shocked.

I would be shocked, but I'm like, is it bringing something we don't already have? It's like an elephant giraffe. And then T-Rex, the whole thing is just, I think that Jurassic Park did so much for her reputation, but I'm like, that's it. All you've got is big and lizard, and I'm not getting so much out of you.

In that image, she is the star, she is the diva, but are you the one that's staying with me? And the answer is no. And I think the only one worth her salt who i would consider putting in the bunker is um pterodactyl yeah yeah i was gonna say that too because i think that that's like iconic imagery she's flying above the volcano she's swooping down and grabbing things in her talons she's got got her leathery wings. Like, where else are we seeing that in today's culture? Yeah.

That's wrong. You got anything else to say? I just, I'm really engaging with this topic and I'm really excited to- Perhaps you could try engaging in conversation. Oh, good. That would be good. Well, you said your piece and now I'm saying my piece.

If I got to say my piece, I would say that the dinosaur I want to go in the bunker is the pterodactyl. I think we're all unanimous. She's just scanning on me. But we've got to just talk about triceratops for a second. What's that one? That's the three horns. What do you mean, what's that one?

It's got a little horn on its nose and two on its head. And then it's got a bee. He's doing a bit. Oh, stop it. Tricer a bit. Oh, stop it. Oh my God. Anyway, yeah, no, I think pterodactyl because in that picture it also could be like and one of its wings is getting hit

by a meteor. See? It's versatile. They just look so funny as well. They're just so strange. And how did they get off the ground? I just, I'm obsessed with the gravity element of these giant creatures. I do like the Triceratops. Pterodactyl, you know, famously, we have a food source for the pterodactyl in the oceanarium.

Well, I mean, we don't, but we'll deal with that. Because, like, pterodactyls feed from the ocean. Do can kind of like hang out up there she can perch on the edge of the fishing stuff perfect i think that's great kind of like an ominous figure slash guardian figure yes you know she doesn't really interact down low um i think so good i also think pterodactyl, like I like when flying animals are like trapped in a cave. Yes. And they're like flying around the top and they're like. Yeah. And she has to do the little, if she will, to walk in a little like, my arms, you know.

Walking on their wings. I can walk, but I really would rather. Also pterodactyls did survive, right? Right. Did pterodactyls survive and evolve? No one knows. Oh my God. I literally found the picture. No one knows. But pterodactyls did survive, right? What? Did pterodactyls survive and evolve? No one knows. Oh, my God.

I literally found the picture. No one knows. There's a volcano. Oh, my God. Yes. It's got all the divas from Shutterstock. Can you post it on the Instagram? Yeah, I'll have to. I'll screenshot it.

I'll find 15 of these images. And then dinosaur. Yeah, I think the pterodactyl Is the one Oh yeah totally No no that's what's going in Would you go back in time And hang out with dinosaurs

If you could Well I presume one day I'll go on like a Fabulous time related You know A time heistrelated, you know, journey. A time heist. And be, you know, thrown into the... When you're in the celestial void, you can just skim through any time you want.

Well, no, I'll just go to a different planet that's still that era. You can pick all of the glass flowers in your rich lady garden and go back immediately. But what is your favorite dinosaur, though? I don't know that I've ever thought about this. I don't really think about dinosaurs. I love their bones. Like, I think that's quite good.

To be in a museum or whatever. Yeah, like that's iconic. Like when people piece them all together. Or like say you made the bones out of candy and put it in an ice cream and you could eat it up and pretend you were an excavator. There's that. Did you go and see the triceratops bones at the museum? Was that last year?

No. Oh, I did. It was so cool. Because, listener, I i show you know this but when you go to a museum any museum you're looking at maybe like one bone that's actually a bone and the rest are all just cast because there's so few like complete skeletons of a particular animal the skeleton of these creatures is like assembled information from many different animals across many different years and blah blah blah but i believe it's the most complete triceratops in

particular skeleton yeah it came to melbourne was the last year the year before i don't know but it was so cool that is wow oh i do love that and it wasn't complete, but it was nearly. Well, I do like all the inferences they've had to make about like what they look like. One day they're going to look at my bones and wonder what I look like. But it'll be a dinosaur. It'll be like an exhibit that says, the mysterious ancient drag queen. Yeah, exactly.

And it'll be your bones like on display. Going. Cool. Pterodactyl cool pterodactyl pterodactyl so good and what incredible spelling i do think it's gonna be really good like obviously like 90s culture was so steeped in like dinosaur yeah do you think the new generation of like gen alpha are gonna care about dinosaurs or do you think the new generation of like gen alpha are going to care about dinosaurs or do you think we were just like a anomaly i mean i've really tried to push dinosaurs on my nephews and they're not interested they have like an idle curiosity like they've broken a lot of my you know park and dino rider toys. So I regret giving that over to the point where I think I've said this before

that I had to take some another at my house. Well, that's it. That's why we stand on such different sides of the man on the road dressed. Yeah. I think they are because there's pretty good new shows coming out as well of like Planet Earth of dinosaurs. Oh. You don't like them?

No, that's fine. But there's this awful, like, Camp Cretaceous. Oh, yeah. It's, like, animated Jurassic World thing. No, no, no. I meant, like, the David Attenborough-style documentaries. Because what they used to look like in the 90s and the early 2000s were horrible.

Like, no. What they used to look like in the 90s and the early 2000s were horrible. Like the CGI was so weird and like it was all like very, now they actually look like a real documentary almost. Like you can still tell it's CGI obviously, but it's just like it's pretty real. I don't know, like kids growing up watching those would be pretty into it, I feel like. Maybe. I don't know. I don't know, like kids growing up watching those would be pretty into it, I feel like. Maybe. I don't know. I don't know what the youth like.

Yeah, well, you'll know pretty soon. Yeah, that's right. We'll see. But great. Oh, that was good. I'm glad that wasn't, you know, hard for us. No. It was good.

Yeah. This could have gone so many different ways. You just really went on a big monologue. I felt a bit left out. Listen, I just wanted to get ahead of any dinosaur discussion. Yeah, and that was clear. And make sure we're thoughtful. Well, listen, do you have anything else to say

or do you want to hold on to this negative Nancy mood? Let's have a break and you can reset. No, if this is the time we talk about dinosaurs, we should hear a few things about dinosaurs If there's one thing I can say about dinosaurs This shan't be the last time We talk about dinosaurs And with that we'll be ready

Unlike dinosaurs Maybe they will be back I've seen a movie about that There's a movie about the dinosaurs I can't remember the name Sounds like it would be right up my alley Yeah you'd love it I'll see if I can't remember the name Oh Um Sounds like it'd be right up my alley Yeah you'd love it I'll see if I can find a link

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Spice Girls. Welcome back everyone. Okay. It's with great pleasure that I announce our third topic for discussion today. Which day of the week is going into the bunker? You know there are seven of them. Yeah. Monday.

Tuesday. Wednesday. Thursday. Friday. Saturday. Sunday. Why did you start with Monday? Is that not the start of the week?

No. What's the start of the week? Sunday.? Is that not the start of the week? No. What's the start of the week? Sunday. Darling, that's the end of the week. No, that's the first day of the week. In what calendar? Our calendar. Mama, Monday is the first day of work.

Yes. Sunday is the day of the rest. Oh my God. And God made Monday first. You're saying psychologically you think of Sunday as being the beginning of a new week? Or the last gasp of like... It's the first day of the week, correct I don't know. No, I would say Monday. So like on your calendar, sorry, I know you don't have a job, but

on your calendar at work... I don't know, this feels like a lot of work It's Monday morning here, right? On your calendar at work. I don't know. This feels like a lot of work. It's Monday morning here. Monday is emotionally the beginning of the week. Yeah. So we speak in emotional truths here on the Death Day Run pod. I'm not talking about how I feel. I'm just saying Sunday is the first day of the week.

I would never say that. I would say it every day. And I often do because I noticed that like you spend your life inside of computers making rosters for people yeah so sometimes they default back to monday and i'm like that's a default setting only in america or and other places but not here i don't know about that see sunday what do you put the month first in the date? In the calendar. No, like if you're saying like the 5th of the 4th.

When would I ever tell someone a date? Oh, you're so fun today. Tell me in what situation would I be telling someone a date? If you were writing a date on like. When would I be writing a date? You're sick. Jesus Christ. You're sick.

You just want to turn everything into numbers. Oh my God. Okay. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, weekend. I can't wait for the week. So which day of the week is going to be in the bunker? Do we want to rule a few out straight out the gate? Monday. Monday. Do we want to rule a few out straight out the gate? Monday.

Monday. I also hate Wednesday. Wednesday is so evil. Wednesday is like the number eight. Yeah. It's like, get out. Where are we? Too many, like, no.

Except I feel the way that you feel about eight, about seven. You don't like seven? I can't do seven. Oh, I like seven. I hate eight. Eight feels like round. It's got the two circles. It's easy to draw.

No. Eight's like imposing and takes up too much space. And it's like, just back off. What are you talking about? Are you talking about numbers or days of the week? Well, we should talk about both. What? Well, because eight is so similar to Wednesday.

Oh, right. Don't you think? I think you might be right. Are you right? No, because eight is so similar to Wednesday Oh, right Don't you think? I think you might be right Are you right? No, three is similar Or maybe it's just Thursday I feel like Tuesday is like seven And then the rest are don't really associate

Thursday and seven are the same No, I think of I think I think of Thursday and seven Thursday, Wednesday, Thursday Seven, eight, nine Thursday and seven are both yellow Like a lemon yellow

Oh I think of Wednesday and 8 as red No Oh, maybe Yeah No Anyway, it doesn't matter Wednesday is blue, so

Any other ones we want to rule out? So what have we done? Monday's out Monday would never Monday there's no No The only good thing about Monday Is if you work in a hospital What? You get Mondays off Yeah, that's a good time Monday would never have a chance. The only good thing about Monday.

Is if you work in a hospital. What? You get Mondays off. Yeah, that's a good time. No, Monday had really good programming on SBS when I was growing up. And Tuesday had charmed on an 8.30. I feel like Monday's always had good programming on. Well, that's like the good time because you're not distracted by anything sunday is a bit like doomy no sunday is out yeah i think there's something about like

bad times on sundays haven't they yeah it's just like you know that your weekend's almost over and like you have to go back to your life you're scrambling like i don't relate to that because i don't work but um but you know like you're doing laundry and like the afternoon sun is getting in your eyes. Like that's Sunday. It's a bit like, yeah. You're like meal prep all day being like, I got to go to work. Yeah.

Whereas Friday has the potential of everything that is to come. But you know what has more potential than Friday? What? Thursday. Because you're so close. We're recording on a Thursday, listener. Yeah. I can't feel that right now.

I told them already it's Monday morning here. Oh, yeah. Sorry. You're in Monday morning. Don't ruin the illusion. We work 9 to 5 here. On a Thursday, you're like, just one more day. And even then, it's only really half a day.

Yeah. And then you're free from then well i love that feeling about midday on friday where you're like oh we're just on the final run see i feel that midway through thursday that's good yeah you spend a lot more time being happy i think the idea of like waking up and doing it all over again on a friday morning is not a lot oh no i get up and i like, let's just get through one more time. And then Saturdays can be great or they can be sad. Yeah.

If you feel like you're wasting them. Yes. Saturday has too much pressure. Yeah. With Friday, you're like, this is bonus time. Fridays, like, I have two days. And also, like, I feel like your Friday might be a Tuesday because you have Wednesday, Thursday off. But, like, really feel like your Friday might be a Tuesday because you have Wednesday, Thursday off.

But, like, really that Tuesday is a Friday. Psychologically. Yeah. Is that what you mean? Yeah. Yeah. So, like, we're talking about them, but really it's an idea. It's the day before two days off.

Yeah. From work. Yeah. But, of course, we're talking about which is going to be the only day name that we have Yes So yeah Thursday is kind of the gay day Thursday is

The gay zone Thursday Yeah Thursday night is the night to go out gay clubbing Nightlife Friday night is when it gets a bit bridge and tunnel And you're not going to go out to the clubs Yeah And then Saturday night

I wouldn't touch a fucking club with a 10-foot pole. Like generally, if you're going out to a gay bar on a Saturday night. It's going to be so. It's going to be a lot. Like it's going to be a lot and it's going to have no personality. Like it's just going to be misc gay. And a lot of people touching your wig I thought you were going to say something else Oh

Matt this is a clean show Could you keep it Keep it green and clean I thought you were going to say Willie Of course you fucking say Willie. Oh, God. A lot of people touching your Willie. Yeah, so is your Willie.

Ew, I hate it here. Yeah, fuck me with that Willie. God, your Willie's so hot. Okay. Okay So I So I guess the contention is Thursday or Friday Or Tuesday We still haven't knocked out Tuesday

Oh no not Tuesday You don't think You don't believe in Tuesday No Tuesday's bad Tuesday's like the Friday to Wednesday No Wednesday The only thing I will The redeeming feature of Wednesday Tuesday's like the Friday to Wednesday.

Wednesday, the only thing I will, the redeeming feature of Wednesday is that if you're having a bad week and you get to the end of the day on Wednesday, you're like, I'm almost done. But the end of the day on Wednesday is really Thursday. Wednesday night versus Thursday morning. Sunday out, Monday out. Saturday, I think, has to go too. Saturday's out. It's such a dice roll.

It's too much. But do you know what I will tell you about unemployed life? Yeah. Now that you've so callously brought it up. Is you no longer have days off like it sounds like every day is a holiday as katie perry would say um but it's not because you like literally other people will be on their weekend or will be on vacation and you're like every second that i am not working towards my ultimate goal that's it like yeah the permission to clock out at my old job was like oh you were done for the day you have done your work

whereas if you your work ends when your fucking work is actually done yeah so like if i'm working on a piece of artwork or if i'm working on like you know. Well are you famous yet? No. No exactly. Keep working. Have you finished that script? Have you done this? There's more you could be doing in your day and like I think people that start their own businesses feel like that where it's like when you work in a cafe at the end

of your shift that is the end of your work day. Yeah. And for better or worse. It's actually a really good feeling when you have a job like that. Yeah because you just you're done for the day. Even though you might not enjoy working for someone. No It's actually a really good feeling when you have a job like that Yeah, because you're done for the day Even though you might not enjoy working for someone No, and it's a grind The benefits of that is actually pretty good And it also gives you permission to kind of be like

Jesus, take the wheel I'm getting paid, but it's someone else's fault If the broader ambition of this company fails Yeah Like if this cafe doesn't make this person rich It doesn't really matter to me, I got paid. Oh my God, I'm dying. But in the case of, yeah, pursuing something for yourself, it's like, well, if it fails, then I'm failing. And so you'll find yourself sitting there on days when it's hard to work or you don't feel like yourself, you're getting into the mojo of it,

or you're going out or doing something and you're like i really shouldn't do this because i have so much work to do so you never quite get to clock off ever again it's annoying are you okay day it's very stressful it makes it really hard to get high because you you know i used to be really good at just like getting high, a little bit high and being like, I feel so good and relaxed. Yeah. And now I just am like, I have so much to do. Like I just have that anxiety of like there's stuff to do.

Do you have, because you're working on a lot of things, right? Have you set aside days that you're like, that's my weekend? No. No. Because every- You really should do that. Yeah. That might be a good thing, actually.

I don't have healthy routines at the moment at all. I like- I know. Just keep different hours and do different things. But like, it's efficient. It's getting things done. Yeah. Well, it's not efficient, but it's getting things done Well it's not efficient but it is getting things done

But it is just because the end finishing lines are so amorphous Yes That it's like there's always more that could be done Yeah But that's just the life of an artist really Yeah which is like I think I'm very happy Which is why a lot of people have Breakdowns?

Problems Yeah Seriously though like there's just so many people in the arts industry That just seem so Just shell shocked and burnt out You know it's just like Yeah You just can't

There's just not There's just not enough To go around is there really? No It's hard But I also think that thing of Now doing it full time, whatever it is.

Excellent. I don't know how anyone's doing it and doing other stuff. Yeah, right. Like I think doing, being able to put out as much, you know, which like I guess for listeners, I'm like really busily trying to work on a film script at the moment to try and get a feature film up and made, which is my part of like my big ambition of getting, leaving my job was like, I'm now in my thirties and I need to like

actually just get a film made. Cause I went to film school 10 years ago and I still haven't made a feature film. And like even if I never make another one after this one, I can't have done that and then not ever given myself an opportunity to try this form. Yeah. So it's like every day I'm like I've got to get this done. There's a lot riding on that now as well for you.

Yeah, totally. And like i am desperate desperate to get it done i'm so excited to get it done and like every time there's like another little step forward or another like moment closer to that goal i'm like oh amazing incredible but it's just it's it means that there's no version of like proper, like once that is done, perhaps I'll be like, okay, now you can have like a little wreck. Yeah. Oh.

Yeah. But you've got to think in long form, you know what I mean? Like. I think it's like project. Small goals with long form. Yeah. Goal at the end, you know. Which I think was like getting to the end of the second draft of this feature

script was like such a like. A breath. A breath. A breath. And now it's starting up again and it's like, okay, now I'm taking the feedback and trying to work on the third draft. I'm like. And then like drag's picking up a bit now, which has been good, which is kind of where the money is.

But like it's a tricky one. Of course. Well, it's your self-actualization, isn't it, as well? It's like you becoming what you think is your best version of yourself, you know, which feels very precious sometimes. Yeah, I think it's an incredible opportunity to be able to do that and a privilege to be able to. But you do put a lot of pressure on yourself because it's like this,

if I don't get this right, like I'm not going to become the best version of myself that I can be. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Or it's not going to become, like at the moment it's like I'm on a runway of like the amount of money that I am able to spend as a result of like, you know, having a little bit of money. So it's like because of that runway i'm like very conscious

that like either the plane has to take off or we dive straight into the ocean and i kind of have to go back to like the life before which is fine i did enjoy my life before but it's like i just want to take a big fucking bet on myself and be like, can I do something that becomes sustainable? Because at the moment it's not sustainable. It's like got a very like short shelf life. But if I can kind of get it to a point where it becomes sustainable, that would be incredible. And if I was able to just then do art as a job, filmmaking and drag and all that, that would be incredible.

It's the dream. Well, all of that to say that i do agree you don't sound qualified for this choice so thursday it's your day but did you see what michelle yo wore yes i will i'll go in on thursdays do you think or like yeah i just thursday there's more time that you haven't wasted now because friday has potential yeah and then saturday sunday whereas at friday you've already lost, you know, you're already in it. Are you using it? I don't know. But Thursday, you haven't lost anything yet. But you get the most out of your Saturdays because you stay up until four in the morning.

So stupid. You crazy girl. I really should sleep at some point. You're either up at five or down at four. Yeah, it's so stupid. That's life. That's life That's life Life That's live

Live That's live You can't say it isn't There's no way to prove Okay so Every day is Thursday Every day is a Thursday And you're the reason to celebrate.

Which is good because that means people will walk in the bunker. Wait, does that mean the thing that's sad about Thursday is that in the bunker it never gets to Friday. It's just the promise. It's just the thing, the promise. Yeah, it's like almost the weekend

forever. I wonder how that fucks up the programming at Reggie's, but I'll figure it out. Yeah, you's like almost the weekend forever. I wonder how that fucks up the programming at Reggie's, but I'll figure it out. Yeah. Maybe each Thursday has like a different kind of feeling, you know? Yeah. Oh, tomorrow's Thursday. Yeah.

Oh, tomorrow's Thursday. How many ambiperson are Thursday? That's the question. Yeah. Yeah. Are you like, oh, you're doing bingo on Thursday? Yes. What are you doing on Thursday? Oh, you're doing bingo on thursday yes what are you doing on thursday oh i'm doing bingers yeah did you catch the downpour on thursday i sure did thursday in the bunker catch when mike will be fallen into the abyss on thursday yeah mike will be doing

that a lot i'm excited to hear like what sort of media will come out from the bunker. Yes. Like maybe there'll be a song, like a new Rebecca Black song. Oh. It's just called Thursday. Thursday, Thursday. You got to get down on Thursday. Okay.

So this week we have a pterodactyl. What an unkind thing to say about Demi Moore. Imagine a pterodactyl wearing that dress. Maybe it could fly. Demi Moore's dress from the 2024 Met Gala. And Thursday. Thursday, you're in. What songs are there about Thursday?

There's so many songs about Friday Friday, I'm in love Friday on my mind? Yeah And then Thursday's like, it doesn't rhyme with anything Yeah It doesn't need a song No, but that's what I'm saying

There'll be new songs now written about Thursday For Thursday In the bunker On the Thursday Thank you listeners For listening You lizard women out there I love you

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