Death To Everyone - Death To...Vibes, Playstation & Star Signs feat. Vybe

Episode Date: November 19, 2024

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I'm having a great time. Mm-hmm. And what kind of chocolate was it? There was no chocolate. Zelda's trying in my mouth. I'm having a great time. Mm-hmm. And what kind of chocolate was it? There was no chocolate. Zelda's trying to spread misinformation. That's a lie. It looked like a boost from here. It was a twirl. Oh, twirling.

Twirling. Hello. And welcome to Death to Everyone. Darling, you're peeking. Yeah. Um, okay. Well, yes. Welcome to an incredible podcast. Another day in paradise.

Yes. Have you ever listened to this show, Double Speed? No. Well, yes. Welcome to an incredible podcast. Another day in paradise. Yes. Have you ever listened to this show, Double Speed? No. Well, it's about to be recorded. Double Speed. Yes. We're on a tight fucking timeline today. I didn't think you knew that word.

Tight. You know how we love to laugh. Yeah. This is our podcast about the end of the world. That's right. Each and every week we discuss a range of fabulous topics and decide what will be preserved to the end of time in our doomsday bunker. What's your name?

I'm Lazy Susan. And I'm Zelda Moon. And joining us this week we have a very special guest. Sister, you go. From the incredible realm of Sydney, another celestial goddess has entered the chat. From the cast of RuPaul's Drag... I mean, oh, shit. Wow.

From Drag Race Down Under, season four, it's my sister Vibe. Well, hey, hi, hello. How are you? Oh, my God. What is the internet gonna say when they see us all together in the same room? Well, hear us all together in the same room. Well, could you just be a bit more quiet? I can't. I think you of all people know this. There is no in between. It's full volume, stuck at Max Drag Queen the entire time.

So we have you in town for one night. We're not only... How? Two nights. You're here to do the screening with Max Drag Queen, tonight for episode three, The Snatch Game. And of course, by the time that this episode comes out on Tuesday, everyone will have seen the episode. Very true. Congratulations on almost winning.

And congratulations for being a gay snatch partner too. Yay! I think the first thing we should just say is that on that second story of the snatch game, they gave us a very narrow little path to sit on. Oh my God. And we almost fell like three times. Do you know what? I've been trying to like remember and piece things together because I have a horrific

memory. And I've just remembered that we were standing on a collapsible picnic table and that was snatch. Oh my God. It was so precarious. remembered that we were standing on a collapsible picnic table. Yeah. And that was snatched. My God. It was so precarious. That's why when Nikita, they actually cut out her like fake pratfall in the episode. But, um, yeah, incredible. Yeah. Is that, wait, so you're on like church pews?

Like, what are you sitting on? No, it was just like, however they structured it. I don't know if OH&S is a term that they use in the New of Zealand, but it was precarious at best. Yes. And Vibe, do you think that Lizzie would have done better if she did the horse? I mean, I think the answer is yes. How dare you?

In saying that, she didn't do bad. She didn't do bad at all. Fucking pirate Lindsay Lohan. Pirate? Well, it was very pirate. I don't know what you're talking about. It's a dead center site, Lindsay Lohan impression. Do you, are you aware that, like,

Benign Girl and I have been listening to this Lindsay Lohan for about five years? Mac and Dolences, first of all. I don't know what to do. Oh, there it is. Here I was thinking it was PTSD yeah. Oh, there it is. Here I was thinking it was PTSD, but no, it's lazy. She's a star.

A Christmas wish. All delicious. Um, yes. Um, no, it was so fun. It was actually like, and I think the thing that they don't tell you about, um, snatch game, but we're here to tell you is that it's really quick. It's like 20 minutes. I thought, I thought it was going to be like a half day moment and like you would have your chance and they would ask like a bunch of different questions.

No, it's multiple choice and you have four answers. Yeah. They really like Bing, bang, boom. Go. Actually question. Does everyone answer every question? Yes. And then they just pick the three or whatever that they want.

But you know what the funny thing was for me? Knowing when to like jump in on other people's things. You were so good at that. Well, I just decided, fuck it. Just have something for every single second of the thing. And if they hate it, they let it out. Absolutely. Or keep it in and fuck us all over.

But that's it. I mean, it truly is like watching, because you had this book the entire time. Boo. Oh my God. And it was just like, you had everything written down, ready to go. So it was like, for each challenge, you knew exactly what your whole structure was going to be. And I just found that to be so incredible.

Cause I was like, oh fuck, I should have had a book. Why don't I have a book? Well, I don't think you needed the book because you had your brain, which... I think as we find out in this week's Snatch Game, it didn't help. Oh, it kind of did, though. I feel like it did. I can't... Do you remember that Page Master movie? Yes.

I feel like that's your brain. But you're the brain and the kid going through it. Yes. Yes, I do think that. Do you know what I want to quickly get into just before we kick off? So you have a drag sister. Yes. Miss Coco.

Oh yes. I was like, which one? Yeah, sure. You are of a large, a dynasty. Yeah. Wait, who are the drag sisters you live with? Ivy League and Sia Tequila. Shout out to the day.

Yeah. But kind of, I suppose more specifically, you have kind of now been in both of our feet because Zelda currently is going through the experience of having a sister who's going on the show and watching every person in our life be incredibly rude by talking across her. Oh yeah, isn't it fun? And denying her existence. We've had good friends that we've known for 10 years who are like, lazy, we're so excited to book you for this gig. I'm like, you know, you booked both of us and we're both standing right here.

Or like they'll book us together for a gig. And then when the poster comes out, her name is 17 times the size of my name. Leave Pooft of Adam. Very true. Oh! Well, listen, they did it. Anyway, um, but yeah, so I don't know, like, what was the experience like when Coco was on versus like now having done it, which I guess we'll be doing

next year when something gets hot. Yeah. Very true, very true. I mean, like, I feel like it was so different because it was season one. Yeah. Like there was the full fear of the unknown, but the excitement of the unknown as well. And like being on, well, I'll split it into two. Before she sort of left, that was just insane.

It was very much like you're in the inner circle. Like, you know what you know. Like we're helping do absolutely everything that we can. And then when it came out, it was the same sort of thing in terms of like, you don't disappear, but you, you, you, it's like being known as, Oh, Coco's friend. Yeah. Yeah.

Coco's sister, which is great, but yeah, it's, it's something to get used to. It's been, yeah, it's been a nightmare. It's so rude. It's just insane. I got like, I could get it from like a member of the general public when they just have no context. You're from the TV. It's just when there's people you know and you're like, what? Yeah. We know you. You're talking to us. Anyway.

If we see you out and you ever do that. Shame. We'll remember. We'll remember this when Zelda takes over the world. But I take the opportunity to just one up you every week in the lip sync on our viewing party. Yes, absolutely. Are you starting that next week or...? Oh, so you can box then? Yes, actually.

Okay, wonderful, wonderful. The dancing diva of Melbourne. She's always been the dancing diva of the Beastie Girls. Oh, I live. My meat. She's always been the, um, the dancing diva of the Beastie Girls. Oh, I live. Yeah. Funny. Um, okay. Maybe before we get into our apocalypse for the week, we just need to know something else about that.

Cause you're meeting for the first time. Yeah. So like, tell me something. Well, what do you want to know? I don't know. Like what's your favorite color? Okay. And what's your favorite animal?

Oh, that's like a very- From the Mariana Trench. Very long. Oh, but we don't know. It's too deep. Oh my God. Also don't get me started because aliens coming out of the water has consumed my entire life this week.

Anyway, favorite animal- Say more about that. Oh my God. There's, well, anyway, there is a second congressional hearing on UFOs in the U.S. at the moment. And let me tell you, the obsession is real and they come out of the water. Yeah. But favorite animal, two options.

Same reason. Raccoons and otters because of their little hands. Ah, when raccoons pick things up. And when otters hold the fucking pebbles. Yeah. Like it's the same thing when I see Hannah Connor with a double vodka rebel. I go, that is adorable. Does she smash those on her belly as well?

No, she tries to, but we serve drinks in plastic cups in Sydney. That's why. Because of the glassing. That's why, yeah. Oh, because of the glassing. Yeah. Sydney is so terrifying for that. It's like, as Michelle Mayhem would say, it's seesaw.

It goes up, it goes down, but it's generally just painful. Oh. One night when we went there for a gig, we were still together as the Beastie Girls and Benign Girl who loved to hold a little alcoholic beverage in her paws, got really wasted and started just screaming as we're walking from gig to gig at people in the street who had no context. And she was like, I'd love to be going out right now, but I can't lock out laws. Well, I do identify.

I do identify. I feel like, you know what, we finally lifted lockout laws. What, like a month before COVID happened? We were like, we'll just shut everything. Yeah. Cause it's done. Who cares? Finally, we can just, it's Sydney needed this.

Yeah. Yeah. Um, what about. Who cares? Finally, we can just, it's Sydney needed this. Yeah. Yeah. Um, what about those orb spiders? Hmm. Hmm. In Sydney? Yeah. Hmm.

See, my thing is, are they the ones that hold two of their legs together and looks like they've only got four legs? Yes. Yes. In them. They're like the ones that have like big webs. Well, whatever those motherfuckers are that look like they have four legs and then pop out with an extra two.

First of all, 10 points for the reveal. Second of all, I didn't sign up for this show. And I don't want to, I don't want to see. No, no, no tipping. At all. At all. Are you originally from New South Wales? Yes, I'm from the North Shore. I think that's good. I don't know what that is. Birthplace of private school girl Jermaine.

Wait, is North Shore like where Manly is? So Manly is like Northern Beaches, which is the other half of my childhood. We were North Shore Northern Beaches. Yeah. Um, so very like, yeah, it's, it's, I don't like it now. Fair. Like she's she. It's kind of just boring.

Oh, nice. Yeah. Nothing has happened ever. I love that oceanarium at Manly Beach. Oceanarium? Oh my nice. Yeah, nothing has happened ever. I love that oceanarium at Manly Beach. Oceanarium? Oh my God. I don't encourage this behavior. I love it. I don't actually think I've ever been in it.

Or every time I have, they're closed. Which I'm like, the ocean isn't closed. You can't close the ocean, you fool. It's literally begging me to come in. I wish they'd close it so that the owner could have a private viewing several times a week. That's what I would do. Okay, Vibe. Won't you tell us, please, how does the world end this week? Oh my god. The aliens have come out of the ocean.

Glowing orbs. And they're arming civilians to fight back, but sorry about it. If you gave me a weapon, uh, misfire. Yeah. Misfire. So you think that, um, civilians are killing themselves whilst they're trying to kill the aliens coming out of the ocean? I mean, look, I don't think anyone would really know what's going on at that stage, but yeah, I'm just a shoot first, ask questions later.

Is what I've heard. What are the aliens look like? Well, we don't know because they only come out of the glowing orbs. Okay. Yeah. Lots of fair answers. How many legs do they have though? Four?

Do they have four, but they actually have eight? Well, I actually want to say it's more of like a floating brain with stem situation. Ooh, yeah. Like that. So the legs are no longer needed. Wait, and the aliens armed or the people? Both. They're like, we're going to take the planet, but fight back a little.

Yeah. Just for our fun. Push and pull. Yeah. A bit of a sporting game. And then obviously we lose cause it's the apocalypse. Well, we don't know because like, um, we've kind of royally fucked this planet. So are we going to allow them to take what's left?

I'd kind of be like, well, do you want to swap? Yeah. We'll be, we'll go to the trench and you can see. Yeah. It's colder down there. Yeah. I'll get in the oil. I feel like drag queens would like to be at the bottom of the Mariana

trench just because it's cold and kind of the lighting is correct. Yes. And most makeup is waterproof now. So that's true. That's fine. I like that. And the wet look wigs, the girls would be so happy. Also, Mariana Trench.

Good dragon. Is the gayest dragon. Yes. In another life. I guess I should also say, Matt Cheers, our space car driver is also here. Hi. Hi, Matt. Longtime listeners will know me. That's fine.

Um, and what do you think of vibes so far? Very cool. Very cool. Good vibes. Good energy. As in C double O or K E W L. Yeah. K E W L.

I love that. We're very cool. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, that's cool. Cool, nice. Correct. Okay. Well, with the apocalypse done, shall we dive straight in?

Let's get into our first topic this week. Well, let's take a quick break and we'll be right back. Welcome back, everyone. Hello. Our first topic for discussion this week is which vibe gets into the bunker? Which vibe? What's the vibe? I see what you did there. Yeah.

What is the vibe in the bunker? Yes. So do we want to throw a few things out to start out? Obviously we have vibe here. That's our first vibe. What other vibes are we getting? Um, so like happy. Is happy a vibe?

Yeah, happy is a vibe. It can be. Yeah. I like, um, like the vibe of like a disgruntled, like Thanksgiving with like a family that really hates each other. And there's like a long history of familial abuse. And like you come home for the holidays and everyone's carving up a turkey and it just kind of hangs thick in the air.

Like that's quite a vibe. Tension. I don't know about saying turkey and hang thick in the air got me a little too excited. I focused on the word thick and didn't listen to anything else. That's why you're the gay child, disappointing the parents of the turkey dinner. I also think what is the bugger is possibly the vibe of an album that you've forgotten the name of and you can't quite sell, but you're trying to sell the feeling.

You're just like, like a late seventies, early eighties disco number with origins in something, but you forget the origins and the origins. And you're performing it? No, you're just trying to tell someone. What about origins? Is it the vibe when you're like trying to look it up and you can only know, like the lyrics, like you and you're like, but you know, it's like, you can hum it and then you like type in lyrics, you, and then it doesn't come up.

Ooh, that's a terrible vibe. I know what it is. I like it. But I'm just like confused with nostalgic. Yeah. Because only one person knows what they're talking about. So it's endless entertainment. I feel that is often the way that I feel.

You know, that one podcast really, it's very like this podcast is 98% just us being like, you know, that thing, And then just looking it up on your phone, playing it into the microphone. Lazy loves that one. I think it's good. Sometimes people on this... I did it once when I got that fabulous T-Rex sound. Anyway, that's a vibe, that T-Rex sound. Actually, I do like the vibe, speaking of ominous vibes, um, like not knowing the name of an album, but like the vibe before a dinosaur attack,

where they're like ripples are in the water and there's like an ominous sound in the air. And you're like, Ooh, what's, what's about to happen? And there's always that one bastard that refuses to look at the situation that's rapidly unfolding. Or looks really slowly. Just really slow look. Really slow. What about, I can I would like to be their bath. Just really slow look. Really slow. What about, I can't remember if I told this story. I don't think I did, but I, uh, a couple of months ago went to like a family lunch in Oakley of all places and-

A sunglass? Everyone in Oakley wears Oakley's. And I went to the bathroom in this like stupid cafe. And as I was coming out, no, as I was, I was waiting, the door was closed. And then this gal came out and then I went to go in and she looked at me and she was like, Kane, Kane, like, hello. I was like, hello. Hello.

Can I help you? And she's like, it's, I can't remember her name. I like, you know, from high school. It's Mariana Trenn from high school. And I was like, oh, hey. But the from high school vibe is a vibe in itself. Well, right. Ah, the mysterious person you may not know.

Yes. And then like, we had this, like the most like surface level chat of like, how's your life? Good. Okay. I gotta go to the bathroom now. Bye. The weather.

I got in the bathroom, messaged my like two best gal friends from high school. And I was like, do you remember insert name here, which I've already forgotten. And they were like, no, I don't remember. She lied. I'm going to start doing that to people. But she knew my name. Wait, is this one of those things? Um, Berenstein Bears. What is it called? Oh, the like Mandela effect. I'm going to start doing that to people. But she knew my name. Wait, is this one of those things?

Um, Berenstein Bears. What is it called? Oh, the like- Mandela effect. Yes. She like imagined you. Maybe it's more like the, like she, she like was, she had a big transformation after high school, you know? Oh, a trance.

Could be, could be. Good. Was she ugly in your memory? I have no memory of her. So yeah. But I mean, that's a vibe. That is a vibe. That's not really awkward, tense vibes.

Yeah, I like the vibe of like someone, you're about to have sex, like, but like you haven't acknowledged it. Yes. That would be a good vibe for the bunker. The unspoken tension. I'm just like, when you can cut it with a knife and it's like, you still, no one's acknowledged that you're going to have sex, but like it's hanging in the air and

like something is going to happen in the next 45 minutes. And you're just sitting next to each other. Yeah. Gingely about to hold hands. It's like, oh, you've just given them your pin. Like, oh yeah. Yes. And then they're going to go to second base.

They're going to try. They're going to try. They're going to try. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I like that. That's a good vibe. Mm.

Sexy vibe. Sexy vibe. Actually, you know what? Vibrators. We haven't really discussed that. Well, it is my maiden name. So it could be that. She's, that was, yeah.

I feel like the technology of like those fuck machines has really improved. Do you know what blows me away though? Clitoral massages. Oh yeah. Like the little tokepi looking ones. And the, the, the rose. The rose, sorry. By any other name.

Yes. I'm like tokepi, you're like Rose. Oh, the egg thing. Yes, I do see tokepi there. It's the rose design, but it has the little like clit hole in it. But you know what gets me when like, um, someone without said clitoris is promoting said clitoral massage. Oh, like every drag queen on Instagram.

Is that a mystery? Like what are you using it on? Just a little like, you know, is it additional blending? Like what is, what? On their Audi belly button. Oh. What? Matt. did, why? On their Audi belly button. Oh, what Matt. Sorry. But sometimes Matt really takes it there and we just don't understand why he's so

graphic. It was just a sudden visual and I liked it. He's got, he's really put that. Oh, I mean, that's what I do. Matt. I'm sorry. You have an Audi. He doesn't have an Audi.

No, I don't. No one on this podcast has an Audi. Yeah. Vibe? No. Oh, thank God. We are talking about belly buttons here. Does anyone have an Audi anymore?

Yeah. Is that a thing? It does still happen. I feel like that's like a fake thing from my childhood. No, it happens less now. I don't know how they happen. It's just when the knot is tied weirdly. Or the knot prolapses.

Oh. A little bit. But what about the transformation of an innie to an outie? Like when it pops during pregnancy. That's happening in my friend. Oh, yes. Touch the, actually Nina, former guest to the pod. Yeah.

She's like, touch the flesh of my new outie. I have to say, Nina, if you're listening to this, when I saw you the other week and you were so visibly pregnant and she's like, yes, it's happening. And I was like, I've seen alien. I feel genuinely freaked out. Sorry about that. Your baby's not going to burst out of your chest. It's going to burst out of your genitals.

Yes. Yeah. So like there's vibrators. Um, yeah, all those machines. Yeah. Are they not's vibrators. They're out. Yeah. Well, those fuck machines. Yeah. Are they not stabbing straight through someone? I don't know.

Has that been in a film where like someone's getting fucked on the ground by a fuck machine and then it just overextends and goes through their whole body? And just skew it. What if like a... what about in Saw 73 where it's like there's a knife hidden inside the dildo. Oh my God. As it starts fucking you, that's great. But then it starts to cut through the dildo and then all of a sudden. Has there been a Saw?

Is that a thing? Saw parody, but it's not with an H in the middle of an S. Saw. Or. Saw. I was like, saw. Saw. I was hearing S-O-R O R E like I'm sore.

Yeah. Oh, sore. Sore is funny. That would be great. Everything has got me sore. Especially that fuck machine. Yeah. It's vibrating beds, vibrations in the ground.

This takes us back to the dinosaur conversation, actually. Oh, yeah. That's a vibe. What about the vibe from like a, like a very soft earthquake? Well, we've been having soft earthquakes, like in New Zealand, New South Wales and Victoria. Famously not soft in New Zealand. Famously not soft. No, not at all.

No. But like, we had like a, and I'm using these numbers without knowing if they're real, a 3.4 in New South Wales and people were like, I felt that. I don't know if I'm just constantly shaking, but I didn't feel shit. Yeah. No. What would you describe that bad as? Um, well, I missed it.

I completely missed it. But reading the news was fun. I felt involved, but not aware. That's like the slow erosion of our democracy. Absolutely. No, I do think it is bizarre. Because earthquakes can be so devastating. But then, even when you see footage

of some of the deadliest earthquakes in the world, if there's not a building falling down for context, you're just like, Oh, well, how would we really know the chairs are just kind of vaguely moving. I expected more, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, things that never look as dramatic as you want them to like, cause that, that, that they are, you know, you're just like, Hmm, okay. Like even like tsunamis, like that you see footage of a tsunami and you're like, Oh, like a slow roll in, not the big wave.

You're just like, ouch. That is the biggest, like, well, probably not, but one of the biggest depressive realizations from childhood that it's not just one big wave. No. Because I had a survival plan. You're like, I just would. I can hold my breath for a while. I'll go down, we'll hold onto a little tuft of seaweed.

Yes. I'll come up and have a lot more land to play with. No. Yeah, no, unfortunately, it's just mostly that, like, human infrastructure doesn't survive very well if it's at all wet or moved. Yeah. What about the vibe of, like, a hobbyist who just, like, chases storms? Like in, like, Florida.

Helen Hunt. Yeah. Kind of flother. Like in like Florida. Helen Hunt. Yeah. Kinda flother. That's pretty good. Like a passion you don't need to follow, but just do. Desperately stupid. That puts you into harm's way.

You've like got kind of like a car that you can like sit on the back while your friend drives it or something. You just recently watched Twister or what happened? No, but like, you know, I just like seeing, you know. Also, the vibe of like a paranormal investigator who needs to invent their own equipment because it doesn't exist yet. Yeah, like a phantasmarometer or something. Yeah, yeah.

What have you got? This? What's it made of? I have no idea. Just like some sort of contraption of things that make no sense. But if it whirs or beeps, we've got a ghost. We've got it ten. Can't be anything else. We've got enough for season one. It got a ghost. We've got it ten. I like that. Can't be anything else.

We've got enough for season one. It's a ghost. Ooh, a ghostly vibe. Do you know what vibe I really like? Like my favorite vibe, I think, is women who are like in maybe a coat at a restaurant, and they're in like their forties and they have a tiny little medallion on a very small, thin chain of necklace, and they're holding it and playing with it between their fingers.

Yes, I do love that. And they look very chic and their hair looks very well conditioned. And that's the kind of like vibe I like. I like that, but that reminds me of a different vibe that I hate. Of like that coat then being put on the back, like back of a chair, and it's like, do you sit and then release it? So it's like inside out or do you place it so that it's like well dressed on the chair? But then I fear that this woman is wearing a three quarter length coat and then it's

sitting on the ground. Yeah. The bottom of it is on the ground. She's wearing like the most all ensconcing coat, like Julianne Moore in like next to heaven or whatever. In which case, like you have to choose your restaurant based on do they have a wall hanger for your fabulous coat? Also, someone should be taking that tiny necklace woman's coat

as soon as she walks in. I was gonna say, the third option is it needs to be taken from you. And if put on the back of a chair, the chain needs to be high enough to not drag, it can scrape the floor. Yeah, like a, like, dusting. Yeah, yeah. Bring out the highchair that they have for children. And that woman would laugh because she's like, this is the only time they're

going to bring out a highchair for me. For the coat. And she'd just whistle her tiny, she's like, darling, I love that coat more than your child. Ha ha ha. Oh, love it. Speaking about gorgeous women as well. I feel like the vibe of struggling to put a necklace on and then having to hold your hair up on someone else does the

little feminine clasp. Ah, as someone with sausages for fingers and permanently damaged nails. That is a fantasy. That is a good vibe. Although that reminds me of another vibe that I hate. When you buy a necklace and then you put it on and it's not like a necklace and it's not like a necklace and it's a choker.

Oh yeah. Yeah. What the fuck? Having a slender woman's neck. No. I think this is like the first annual meeting of the thick neck society between the three of us. I feel like I'm giving full Channing Tatum.

Like, really? I'm like that I'm looking at it and it's a necklace on that body. It's like so long. And on me, I can't actually breathe. Yeah. It's so rude. But the worst thing is, with online jewelry purchasing, caution. On them, it dangles between breasts.

On you, it doesn't close. That's so sad. Has that been, because like for me, like one of the weird things about suddenly being on television is like, I hate seeing myself. I hate perceiving myself and filming you at the worst moments, like not the worst moments, but like you're exhausted. Oh my God. You've never been more tired.

You don't know what's happening. Yes. And there's a camera. I realized from watching the show, like the neutral expressions. Oh, they're not good. Sorry. Sorry. They're not good.

They will never be good. I'm not aware of them, so you can't blame me. Well, I was like, why the fuck am I just sitting there with like, I can't do the face, but just, you know, when dogs get really excited and their lip gets stuck on the gum, I feel like that's me at my most relaxed. You've actually described a fantastic vibe of when you like dry out your teeth and then pull your lip back. And then you have that funny little, how big?

You know what else is fantastic? Oh, that's nice. That's good. A good cheek related vibe as well is when you eat something that's real sweet or sugary and you get the little tingles. Oh, just a young gal playing in a field eating zesty strawberries from her mom. Very zesty, possibly too zesty. I think currently my favorite vibe is like, it's like 11.30 at night.

No one can contact you because the work of the day is done. There's no obligations and you can just stay up until three watching something. And you're just like, there's maybe some mac and cheese or something, or there's food on the way. And you're like, I just caught that gorgeous burrito place before they closed. It's coming. I maybe have a bath, but the house is quiet. I do feel like that's a vibe on its own.

That's it. Like getting home from the gig. And if you are a genius with timing and your investment in Uber as a platform, while in the car, order the Uber Eats. Bitch! And that joyful wait until you get home. You gingerly take the face off. Real casual.

Throw the foam tits in the washing machine and sit down and gorge on $47.50 of dumplings from a restaurant you don't know. That will never exist again after that. That is such a vibe. Doing the Uber Eats on the way home is incredible. I feel like that's where humanity is peaked. Yes, yes. And it feels like I don't know who else is using Uber correctly, because drag queens are the only one thataked. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. And it feels like, I don't know who else is using Uber correctly.

Cause drag queens are the only one that knows that joy. Yeah. Oh, it's so good. It's so good. Oh, it's like drive through groceries. Yes. Which isn't a thing, but I could get behind. Well, you get yours delivered.

I do get my groceries delivered to the house. She's a very she she individual. Yeah. I'm going to start doing that when my boyfriend moves down, we're going to become that kind of household. I can't do in advance. Like if I need to order food for the week, I'm like, this is everything I want to eat today.

I wake up tomorrow and I'm like, I'm a vegetarian. Why did I buy a bunch of double A batteries? Two live cows and a sheet. I feel like I do it more like for the annoying things. Like I order like my big thing of toilet paper and like detergents and like core ingredients. Various detergents, the supplies. Then like for like a particular meal, then I only need to get like the very like specific ingredients because everything else is at home from the big order.

That's how I structure my life. Actually, that's a vibe in itself. That's a vibe. Uh, pulling together an incredible dinner based on the shit you have left in the pantry slash fridge. That is so satisfactory. That is really, when you find like a bit of like pasta and you're like, well, what, you can just make a sauce.

I guess it's been in an, in an opened cardboard box for six and a half months, but it looks fine. It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be washed in hot water. That's sanitary. Yes. Absolutely. Okay, well, fuck. Well, no, just quickly, that's reminding me of something else, just that sanitary water.

It's like, what about those like little machines that like have some magical liquid in them and then you put your ring in it and then it vibrates and then it cleans the ring? The ultrasonic. What the fuck is that? But also, if they make that for a jewel, can they make that for a person? Put me in there. I feel like that would be nice. I feel like that is what it would feel like to be a bottle of sparkling water.

Yes. Just lightly vibrated. Kiss be a bottle of sparkling water. Yes. Yeah. That's just like lightly vibrated. Oh, kisses to lick inside the water. Yes. I just want all the filth just to be like shaken off. Yeah. And that's quick too. Mmm.

And you can like triple dip. Yes. Come out sparkling. Mmm. Sparkling. That is good. Yeah. That is good.

Very nice. I'll tell you what though, that, um, as harrowing as, as the whole Drag Race thing is the vibe of getting back to that hotel room where they had the PA bring you food and you could order whatever Uber eats you wanted. And they were just like, no one is going to talk to you. You don't have a phone. You're just going to watch Adam's family values on free to air. That was the greatest night of the entire season. Sorry.

I was like, you want to, you want to torture individuals, but then play Adam's family? I will say thank you at the end. I hope no one like goes back in backdates that the show would be like, Adam's family values would have been episode three. So they must have been there for that. Oh my God. Yeah. Because we only had free to air.

It was like, you really had no- It was a gamble. And every morning we'd wake up and get in the bus and we'd be like, so, did you see what was on that naked show was on? Oh my God. Yes. Embarrassing bodies. Embarrassing bodies.

Embarrassing bodies. No one had porn. So we just had embarrassing bodies. That, is it true that the person at the hotel was hot? Yes. You know what? Art is subjective. Ah.

And to me, no. Embarrassing body. Zelda, you would have... I've heard fantastic things about you. It wasn't ugly. Wait, which one? The redhead. The overnight guy.

Yes. Like, okay, I will give it... Zelda would... This is exactly Zelda's type. Okay, I will give it a 7.8 to 8.2 out of 10. Oh, that's... Okay, that's pretty high. But he was redhead.

He always wore boar shorts and watched cricket late into the night. And someone stole his car or something. So he got brownie points after that. I was like, Oh, did you beat him up? Yeah. Oh, 8.2. That's what I get his out on rotten tomatoes at the moment. We're at 8.1 now.

Yeah. Took our fucking highest rated episode on IMDB. That's okay. That's fine. That's fine. If you don't, it's not a vibe, but that's okay. That's the vibe I actually hate. Yeah.

Matt, do you have any opinions on vibes? You've covered them all, I think. Oh, good. That's all of them. It's been a comprehensive. It has. I think the thing I'm finding most compelling is the vibe of pre-ordering your Uber Eats

and getting back to your house and taking off your makeup. Yeah. Like that feels like a good vibe for the bunker for the girls coming back from Reggie's. Yes. We have a few drag queens in the bunker. Sorry, this is, we're going into deep lore about the bunker. Yeah. Vanity and Alaska and Sabrina.

Yeah. It's got to suit everyone in the bunker. Yeah. There's a bar in the bunker, which is called Reggie's where middle-aged women have the best night of their life. Oh my God. Every night? Every night.

Oh, well I'm sold. They all wear flannel. Um, and, and they all occasionally there's drag bingo there. Um, and all the women from Reggie's are having the best night of their life and probably pre-ordering their Uber Eats and then getting home. And yeah. Yeah. The Uber Eats offerings in the bunker are very slim. I was about to say, what is the delivery process post-apocalypse for the Uber Eats team?

Which delivery service? We'll get to that one day. Yeah, it comes in that car, the Gaga car. What are they called? Oh, Volantis. We have Volantis in the bunker as well. Okay, perfect. Gaga's flying dress. That's how Uber Eats are delivered. There's a lot to finesse with this one, but the fundamental vibe...

The vibe. It's a vibe. The logistics of a good vibe can work out later, but we have the vibe. And it's the thought that counts. And you know what? To be honest, Vibe, you are, of course, a celestial goddess. Tried to be. Tried to be. Don't you think?

Yeah, I suppose we're just throwing out that status. I mean, I think we've only given it to benign, but I think Vibe is a celestial goddess because she's her sister. May I say Celestial? Just so we get around. Celestial. Celestial Jor-es. Jor-es.

There we go. Okay, there we go. Our very first Celestial Jor-es. Breaker of chains. Okay, perfect. Well, shall we move on to the next category? Yes. Okay, we'll take a quick break.

Sulaingor to you all. Sulaingor. Hello and we're back. Hey, listen, it's time for another category. Vibe, how's your first podcast experience going? It's very fun. Wait, how many podcasts have you been on? This one.

Yeah. That's so good. I feel like the closest I've gotten is calling into the radio station to try and win something, but then having to tell them the longer winded version of the thing that you didn't want to tell them and then not winning the prize. What was the thing? I can't remember. Oh my god. Yeah. Well, it's quite a vibe. Yeah, that is a vibe. Kyle and Jackie O were shocked. They were. And confused. Oh my god, just quietly. Oh, I shouldn't tell that story. But when we were at the stand launch, we were randomly sat next to one of the guys who works for Kyle and Jackie O.

Wait, we were sat differently. We were sat in different places. Oh. Which one were you next to? Who were we? Well, just that guy that works for Kyle and Jackie Oh. And I was like, that's such a- Name him. I wish I could.

But he, I was like, why are you here? This feels like, I mean, like of all the shows, like Kyle Sandlin is actively a homophobe. And then- Yeah, but I feel like he likes the shock of drag. I feel like when it suits him, he's a fan of drag. When it suits Kyle. Well, shout out to him.

Like it. Okay. So our next topic of discussion today, we formulated with you in man, Van, much unlike the first topic, fun way enough. And it is which button from the PlayStation controller gets into the bunker? X square, circle or triangle? So maybe like R2, I don't know. Oh my gosh, I hate it when it was like use R3 and I'm like, what the fuck?

Yeah, that was a learning curve. That was a learning curve. I will say, hot topic of debate, X or cross? Oh! I know! You know what? In the bunker, X. Out, cross.

Yeah. Wow, Jesus died. Yeah. That's just like that. I'm going to produce a question. I, no, let's not go there. That's a whole nother thing. Um, cause yes, you do some work.

Can we talk about this? You do some work for PlayStation. I work for a creative agency in Sydney. Um, we've been working on PlayStation now for six years. So, so you're a bit of a gay McGow. A little bit gay. Gay McGow. What are you playing at the moment?

At the moment, I've got one more Galaxy left on Astro Bot, which is basically the Mario of PlayStation. It's incredible. Very generous title. But I'm also trying to juggle permanent Fortnite addiction. What else was I playing? Something else, something real. Stellar Blade as well, which is very like futuristic sci-fi.

Who is she? Oh my God, she has jiggle physics. I will say that. Mama, gorgeous. I do love the idea of jiggle physics, and that being my new drag name. Yeah. It does work. It does work.

Stella Blade. How hard is it to become a Fortnite skin? And can it be your orange peel? Okay, you know what? Like, I had that lofty goal of being like the first drag queen in a game, but then I feel like mobile gaming ruined that. Oh, fuck. Yeah.

True. Yeah, a hundred percent. But do you think we'll get to be in the RuPaul mobile game? Well, I don't know because I don't know if they do other like... Franchises. Franchises. Fuck. That would be so cool.

But that was my thought too. I was like, camp, if that's the way in, we'll do it. But I would also love to do a little voice for a game character, I think. That would be fierce. Yes. Don't go in there. Don't do it. Oh, you've come character, I think. That would be fierce. Yes. Don't go in there. Don't do it. Oh, you've come back, I see.

Press R3, lazy. Please, we need your help. Please. There was that princess in Prince of Persia, Sands of Time. Or was it the second one? Anyway, and she was always running around that place to be like, come on in here. And I was like, I'm just enjoying myself. Like, let me look at this scenario.

And she's like, the whole building's about to collapse. And I'm like, it actually isn't. I've played this game many times. It's just cause there's sand wafting down from the ceiling. We have time and we don't need to rush. Sands of time. Yes. Well, that's it.

I can turn back time, darling. What can you do? Yeah. She looked incredible. Not much because she had limited dialogue. I'm assuming. She's got about seven things she can do. I've said everything I can.

I was watching, because I, like for the last month, I've been re-watching Buffy. And, um, I, and so every time someone talked to, like about anything, I was like, it does like in Buffy. So like every, every example, it's like in Buffy. So like every... Oh, I have a reference now. Every example, I'm like, it's like when, you know, you know, they brought Buffy back and she was changed. But then I watched the video of James Masters talking at the Buffy video game for PlayStation 1. Oh, wow. And he's like, it's actually so good. Like we can, you know, do this. And that cuts to him in the studio.

You can almost see the lit cigarette in his hand. He's like, Oh no, Buffy, where are you going? Like, and it was so bleak because I feel like there was just like, that was a good time in gaming where in my eyes, everything was like realistic as hell. Now looking back, I'm like, what drugs are we on? How do we not? Cause I truly thought games were like, that's photo realism. That is exactly what people look like. And the frame rate is so hard to look at now.

Like when I'm playing Mario Kart, the original 64, I'm like, I can't even see this. It's just a motion blur. Yeah. It's like, ow, ow. I love it. I think that's fabulous. Okay. So. Make think that's fabulous. Um, okay. So make your cross.

All right. I do agree. What is what I don't like is square or circle. Yeah. For me, it's between like, yeah, X or triangle. Why don't you like square or circle? I don't like that. I think square is kind of iconic.

No. Which one is onto the left of the? Square. Left is on the- Square is on the left. Square is on the left. Yes. Circle in the right.

Like what sort of command would normally be associated with square? Like check your inventory. Well, you're not wrong. You're not wrong. There are definitions of the word and it's like, yes, no, inventory and something else. Maybe like back or cancel or something. Well, I definitely press that a lot. Yeah.

Cancel. Cancel. Cancel. I do love when Triangle is like, when you're playing Final Fantasy or something, Triangle is always like to get to your like pause screen to like go through all your stuff. Yes, the inventory. I love that. Ooh. Because you think it's stud, but it's not. And X is like an attack. like pause screen to like go through all your stuff. Oh yes, the inventory. I love that.

Ooh. Because you think it's stud, but it's not. An X is like an attack. Or a jump. Or a jump. I feel like square and triangle are like the attack buttons. X is jump and circle is normally like dodge or evade. Correct.

Yeah. Correct. The people are putting up their shields or they're dodging or evading. I'm like, nah. Sorry, I need like two inputs for a game. Yeah. Correct. Oh, I, the people are putting up their shields or they're dodging or evading. I'm like, no. Sorry. I need like two inputs for a game. Yeah.

Forward and back. Yeah. Bab, how do you feel about games where like the action buttons are like on your like right hand triggers, like heavy attack, light attack, R1, R2. I don't mind it. I feel like I'm a combo slot. Yeah. In various, in various areas of my life, I'm a combo slut in various, in various areas of my life.

I'm a combo slut. But like, if you told me that the start of the game, I press that button three times, it does one thing. You play for another 143 hours and then you unlock an extension to that. I will play the 143 hours. Absolutely. I have to know what it looks like. Yes.

And as a fan of a Salemor Moon transformation, I already know that that little edit moment, that little like, oh, what does it look like? I just want to see that. Yeah. Have you played Bayonetta? Ages ago, like decades ago, but you want to put a gut in a shoe and those little bitch fucking sunglasses.

Oh, the little glasses. You can't enable that. Oh, I am an administrative assistant. I love it. With an attitude. Yeah, and a beehive. Yes. Oh, I am an administrative assistant. I love it. With an attitude. Yeah, and a behalf. Yes.

Well, you'll be happy to know that she's in the bunker. Yes. Oh, yes. Yes. Oh, yes. Wait, Bayonetta or Kane? Oh, Bayonetta. Okay.

Yeah, but maybe. Maybe. We do need someone to play Bayonetta. And she has the glasses. Yeah. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha.

Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. That's, uh, sorry about that. She's... Hahaha. What do you think about the term D-pad? Um, first thoughts, kind of hot. Second of all, yeah.

And always greasy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I do identify. Yeah. What do you think about the PlayStation 5's like stupid little touch pad moment? Depends. Very like, what are you using it for? Like it's a button.

It's also like a track pad. But for what? Like, I might not. Oh wait, I don't remember what game it was, but I swear you have to like, Ooh, I'm feeling, I'm feeling. And then it like vibrates when you're on the thing. Which in the straight world, I think they call finding the G-Spot. Oh my God.

Yeah. I see. Like the togepi, it all comes back. Oh my God, true. Everything is connected. So, um, just take me there, sorry. The PlayStation, the PlayStation controller, Yeah.

where does that rank relative to all controllers that have ever existed? Oh. That's a sliding scale of what you're... Are you allowed to talk on these things? I don't want to ruin your life. I mean, yes. I feel like... It's the best one, I think.

It is the best one. I'm sorry, but like the newest controller, the DualSense, is like fantasy. I do think that it is probably the most comfortable. And the one that's second to it in my mind is that real wild GameCube controller. People froth the GameCube controller. I don't froth it. I don't understand it. I love the scythed finger holes. And just the jutty out dick of the controller.

Yeah, I love that little... And he's a nub. Yeah, I love it. And then that C button, it's many buttons, but it's not quite like a control stick. What does it do and what does it stand for? I like that. And also like the little, like the X and Y there have such a unique shape. Then the A is really big, the B is small. It's, it's a great, great control. But I also felt like GameCube produced games that require A and B. And then they gave 30 buttons. Oh yes. Now they keep going and two fucking,

what are they called? Thumb sticks and something else. A little purple Z. What do you want me to do with this? I only have one thumb. For now. So yeah, GameCube is quite good. That's good.

The Switch Pro Controller is okay, but it's a little bit small. I can't get around Switch. It hurts my hand. I can't get around Switch. Well, thanks so much for joining us. But the Game Boy fantasy and the upbringing of it all, I'm like, yes. But I don't know, I feel like Switch hasn't switched me on yet.

I think it's weird to have the screen between your hands. You can play that on Switch, thank you. Not if you've got integrity. Wait, what skin do you play as? I'm tantalized by like playing as all my like little Marvel superheroes as well. My current Fortnite skin is Miss Emma Frost. Yes!

Oh, she's pussy. Oh my God, do you like Emma? I love her. I love Emma Frost. Crystal skin Emma is just 10. But like, I don't know, I go through phases of enjoying. What are you eating? Sorry, go on.

No, crunch away, darling. It's crunchy. But I think it's like, ever since X-Men 97, like, sorry, bring every retro skin back now. Yes. Sick of the future. I just like, when Emma comes out of the fucking genocide, and it's like, I've always done well under pressure.

Like, sorry. So funny. And you're a diamond. Oh, I love Emma. She's fucking incredible. I love that too. Have you, are you like across the comics or anything at all? Jumbo's very across the comics.

Oh. And she's very much like a, cause like I'm a, I'm a, from my lifetime, obsessed with Bavel. KDP lifetime. Yes, exactly. That single, not the album though. Pre, like with the comics and like the origin stories of all the characters,

Jumbo's like, but do you know? She is the daughter of this and that. Oh my God. And I'm like, tell me more. Yes. Tell me more. See, this is what support sounds like. Yeah. When someone's trying to tell you more about the origins of this and that. Oh my God. And I'm like, tell me more. Yes. Tell me more. See, this is what support sounds like. When someone's trying to tell you more about the origins of Emma Frost, you may have to

say, tell me more. Shut up. Shut up. There is documented proof of me saying, tell me about that. There is hours, hours, listener of me listening. But what I will say is you should look up some of the Hellfire gala like, yes, because that's so fun. And as always insane. Well, I feel like now we're moving back into like, I don't know,

it may break like the outlandishness of comics in like the series and the movies that are coming out now. I'm like, okay, yeah, good. Like, I feel like we went to real. Yeah, go a bit brawly. The gritty realm. Yeah. But I think now that they're realizing that they went too real. Yeah, go for a while. The gritty realm. Yeah.

But I think now that they're realizing that they can have both. Yeah. Like, and not everyone needs to watch everything. So it means that you can get gayer and camper and then it can still be like guns in the other ones. Very much so. And I love like, and even if I don't understand the references to, I will watch, let's say, what did we watch last? Agatha Roll Along. Yeah.

And then I will watch the hour and a half Easter egg breakdown of everything you missed in every single episode. New rock stars. The second I finished, I'm like, don't know what this is. Like, this is that character. I'm like, wow. And who are they? Ah, good.

Yeah. It's the yes end of digital content. Very. Yeah. All along. Very. Yeah. All along. I like it. All along. Sorry, that's my contribution.

Yeah, that's good. Okay. And so which button? I would say, I mean, what I'm thinking about is the vintage, like PlayStation ads, where they used to have them all for real wild, the bottom of the bottom of a magazine ad, in like a skateboard magazine. Yeah. It was so hot in camp. And I think that when I think about PlayStation, it's probably the X or the

triangle that are like the most distinctively PlayStation. Yeah. Um, maybe the triangle, although the X's cross is, uh, so... I feel like the cross is just like... Oh's just nice. Yeah. It's well positioned. Yeah. It had a good upbringing. And it's also probably the most pressed. Yeah. Yes. Like me in this conversation. They're most pressed. Okay, X. I think it crossed X. Oh, sorry, Matt. No, no, no. I'm just, I'm reaffirming what you're saying. Thank you.

That's, that's allied behavior. Yeah. Oh my God, speaking of which, I got invited by my, by my producer. Yeah. She was like, I'm doing a speech, like a speech, and we're doing a panel at this event that I work for the organization. Would you like to come? And I was like, absolutely. And so she's like, it's on Wednesday night, I'll give you a ticket, come along.

I go, it's on like Burke Street at a conference center up on the 23rd floor. I somehow get into the building, even though it's locked, and get up to the 23rd floor despite the fact that none of the elevators would go up. Then I get up and I come out and I'm like five minutes late and I walk in and it's the general meeting for Women in Film and Television Victoria, WIFT. OK. And WIFT.

WIFT. That is camp. Oh, sorry. WIFT? WIFT. Oh, but does that not sound like the secret, like the villain lair? Yes. Oh my God. I have to WIFT. OK. WIFT. And so I walk in, only women and me. But does that not sound like the secret, like the villain lair? Yes. Oh my god, I'm so weaved.

I'm so weaved. And so I walk in, only women, and me. And I'm like, hello. And it turns out they're voting on the board. And I'm like, hi, everyone. And they're like, everyone turns. And I'm like, I'm so sorry. I really am invading this space.

And is this how we announce that you got voted as a Whift? I'm now the president of Whift. Yes. No, but at the end they were like, going around and my friend who is the president of Whift Victoria, she was like, are you going to sign up for membership? And I was like, I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm not a Whift. I am not in Whift.

Yeah. And she was like, darling, you might be a man, but your money is still the same to me. And I was like, that's fabulous. And she pulled out a QR code and I signed up in that exact moment. So now I'm a proud member of whift. But I feel like whift is also like, it gives me the fantasy of like women in STEM. Yeah. I'm like, oh, I don't know what it is.

But like, yes, I want to. It was actually incredible. I was like, it was the most beautiful Don Draper style office and they were all drinking wine and eating canapes and talking about how they were going to like, like take over the film industry and I was like, this is iconic. I like that. That's camp. Okay.

Cross? Cross. I think it's cross. Cross. Done. I'm not cross about cross. Could be cross about cross. Crossy. Crossy. I'm an ex cross. Cross. Done. I'm not cross about cross. Couldn't be cross about cross. Crossy.

Crossy. I'm an ex-dresser. Okay. We'll be right back. Oh, it turns out we're back. Cross. Surprise. Vibe.

Yeah. Oh, it turns out we're back. Surprise. Vibe. Yeah. Won't you tell us what our final topic of discussion is today? Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. We're really spoiled for choice.

Um, ooh, what topics have you like not verged across? We've been doing this for over a year now. No, I think just, just dive in deep, give us something. And if we've already done it, then we'll just pretend. We'll gently tell you that we have already done it. No, then we'll just do it as if we've not already done it. Oh, two great options. It's called denial.

Oh, I am trying to think. Okay, like have we done like an astrology moment? Oh, no. Like, are we, are we fans or not? Zelda hates astrology. Are we fans or not of like a rising, an all of that? Oh my God, okay, let's do it.

I am very surface level understanding, but the fucking fierce homosexual inside me is like, well, this is like the, the power stones of like the Power Rangers moment and like the infinity stone moment. Like, are we on board? I'm on board. And I come from the hills. Of course I'm on board.

This could be really good for you, Zelda. I'm fine. We're learning exposure therapy. I just think. Go on. Well, I mean, it's you, Zelda. I'm fine. We're learning. Exposure therapy. I just think. Go on. Well, I mean, it's gotten more complex, I guess. But it's like, there's more than 12 fucking personality types. Yeah, there's 13, because they added that one.

Yeah. Yeah, it's only a right. It's gotten more complex. The only thing that I like about this is fruits baskets. I just like, which is like anime from the 2000s about the Chinese zodiac. Okay. I'm just very... Like star signs never understood it until they realized I was a

Gemini through and through. Oh, they, it's your killings on the song. I know. I love it. I can tell. But like, is it, okay, is it something you identify with before, or you read the description and you're like, oh my God, that is who it is. It's so crazy how everyone seems to read the description and go, oh, that's Jeremy.

Well, that's so weird because my friend, she sent me, she added me on CoStar. We've been friends our whole lives. You can add people on CoStar. Yes. You can see people on co-star? Yes, you can see what you're like comparison. So she's the most astrology one of us all. Yeah. I am a faggot from the North side.

I can't date and hang out with the women of WIFT if I don't know about my arising. How dare you? Um, also it's really funny cause my boyfriend is like, he's so down the line, like very like normal young man. That sounds like an indictment on his personality, but he just comes from hippie stock, he's from Castle Main. And so he knows everything about astrology. And so I think people start conversations with him about astrology and not realize that

they're about to be absolutely shocked because he's like, cancer? Oh my God, yes, cancer. I know everything about you. Do you live at 73 Pussy Wheel away? They're just like so taken aback, like, you know, like Melbourne lesbians will be like, yeah, so what's your, what's your chart? And he'd be like, like, see, that's what gets me. I am not a chart girl. I'm like, yeah, I know what one I am. Oh no. Like I aligned with the things in it, but like, don't tell me I now have to under, like I messaged my mom and I was like, okay, give me the time and place.

Give me, give me the dinner. She goes, I don't know. Okay. Like, so we have the day. She goes, yeah, I feel like it was late, but I was high off my tits on drugs. Like, hello, I was in labor. And I was like, great. Why would I was high off my tits on drugs. Like, hello, I was in labor. And I was like, right. Why would I remember?

Thank God. I mean, like truly, what are the things that you lose when your mom dies, unless she was on drugs when she was having you? Which you didn't have to tell me, babe. But is that my dad is so useless for any details pertaining to anything. So I was really glad that I did my chart before my mom died. Because she would remember the time. Well, true.

My dad doesn't remember the date. I mean, neither. That's why we have iPhones. That's why they were invented. That's it. I'm sorry. They were invented for two reasons. Telling the date and not having to change the time on Daylight Savings.

Oh, that's so good. That is life changing. That is so good. But as someone who doesn't like yestrology, if you had to evict one star sign, who would it be? I don't like ones that aren't animals. So like the scales? Oh my God. Okay ouch.

I love the scales. But do you like twins? Yeah. Okay. All right. I'm in. I'm still in. I like the twins. The amount of Gemini people that were like, your first look in Drag Race? Gemini.

Gemini. Oh my God, it was. Yeah. No, it wasn't. It could have been. It could have been. Okay. So what are we talking about?

We've got Canserians who are the crab. Gemini, the twins. We've got Taurus, which is the bull. Then we've got Aries, the ram. Yeah. Pisces, the two fish. Ooh. We've got Aquarius, a person with a jug.

Two big jugs. Um, Maxi. Uh, we've got Capricorn. Oh, sorry about that. Capricorn is the goat, I believe. Then Sagittarius is, um is the centaur with the bow. Centaurs are fucking hot. Sorry.

That's very hot. Yeah. Would you sleep with a centaur? Yes. Wait. I mean, top or bottom though? Bottom. Wait.

Just stampede me. You're going to get fucked by the centaur, like the horse part. We don't know. That's... Oh my God. We know. Hold up. Vive.

Okay, you do that. All right. All right. Yeah. That's like the fuck machine. You're going to get broken open. It's like the fuck machine. Then we got... up. We know. You do though. All right, all right. Yeah. That's like the fuck machine. You're going to get broken open.

It's like the fuck machine. Then we got scope. I hope there's not a knife in there. And this was like an opposite center. Mr. Hands. Ooh. Like an opposite mermaid. No, horse teeth are so scary.

Like fish on top. And they're always goblin carrots. I mean, same. And lazy's right here. How accurate. Fabulous lashes. Then we have Drew. We have Scorpio the scorpion. We have the scales for Libra. We have the Virgo the virgin, which is very funny to have animals and just a virgin.

And then Leo the lion, always sociopathic in men. And then Ken the crab. And then Leo the lion, always sociopathic in men. And then Ken the crab. Yeah. Oh, we already did that. Um, okay. So I like the scales because sometimes it's accompanied by, um, a woman holding scales.

That's true. And I like judgment. But is that like lady Justice and is she separate? Yeah. Is she blindfolded? That's quite good. Oh, that's kind of fierce too. I think that that's what I've been missing. When the girls come back on Drag Race to do the judging,

I'm like, why aren't you dressed as Lady Justice with a blindfold on? True. But... Sorry, the scales have not tipped in your favor. If Ice doesn't sit there holding a leg... The whole time, however long, just with that one armor. Oh my God. I would have loved that.

But instead, orange. We got what we got. I need some more drama. Like, yeah, a giant sword or staff by your side while you're judging people at a panel. I'd do that. Just a bow and arrow. Like, yeah, a giant sword or staff by your side while you're judging people at a panel. It's a must. I'd do that. Just a bow and arrow.

Yeah. A sniper rifle. A sniper rifle. They shoot arrows, though. Yeah. So wait, what are you guys? What's that? I'm the virgin.

I'm Virgo, but I'm Aquarius rising, Aquarius moon. So if that makes sense for all of you. I'm just a Gemini. Just a girl standing in front of another girl. Hey, you might be related. And Zelda. I'm a Taurus. Cause I'm Scorpio. So my, I'm just reading here that Taurus is my, is my opposite.

Is that right? That's you too. Apparently. Well, I guess it's a trap. Ah! Yeah, maybe. So wait, we have- That's why I like Zelda so much. Animal star signs and two human based-

Virgins. Well, podcast virgin. Oh my God. Yeah, here we go. Yeah, there we go. I'm a podcast burger. No, you're getting it broke, popped? my God. Yeah. Here we go. Yeah. I'm a podcast burger. No, you're getting it broke.

Popped. Popped. Currently ripped. I like the, I like the fish. I like Pisces. Um, I am partial to Pisces as people. They're fabulous. I feel like Leo is like a go on one of two ways.

My dad is a Leo. And when I used to work at a cafe in Yarraville, the gals, they were always like, don't fuck with Leo, man. They just suck. Well, that's the other thing. Everyone's like star signs. Yes. But star sign men or women is a whole nother thing too.

Yeah. Oh my God. Like Gemini, Gemini gays are great, but a straight Gemini. Dig two holes. Open your mind a little bit. My friend Jasmine sent me this and she said, after we matched on CoStar, which I've been told by hardcore astrology faggots that CoStar isn't actually that good. Your moon is in Leo, meaning this is her, meaning your emotional self is dramatic, proud,

expressive, idealistic, and somewhat self-centered. Accurate. Yeah. You need a lot of love and care and validation from other people. This is all 100% her. I mean, don't be all. This is a lot of love and care and validation from other people. This is all 100% her. I mean, don't be all. This is the description of me. Your moon is in Aquarius, meaning that my emotional self is intuitive, observant, detached, and rational. They are often in their own world, but are

scared of how they truly feel. You can instinctively empathize with each other's moods and feelings. That sounded like Katy Perry's song, Hot and Cold. We couldn't be more opposite, but if I'd gotten her description, it wouldn't make sense. So where does that theory go? You know? Oh, but I wonder, with the apocalypse, would the star signs reset? If the stars exploded, stars are blind. Well, what, do you think that the aliens are like, um, like cancers or...?

Leo's probably, Leo man. I don't know. No, but they're arming, they're arming up their, their victim. They're arming their victim. Yes. Yeah. That sounds like a cancer. I also think it's a very Leo thing.

Like, come on, try it. Do it. That's so true. That's so Leo. They're all doing that. They're all bastards. Every single one of them. What about those Capricorns, huh?

They're so, wait, why would you say that? They're so like, yeah. Anyway, um, I just think, um, what, what do I want? What do I want in the bunker? I, yeah, well, I think, um, yeah, I'm partial to a Pisces. Or, or I'll take a centaur just for the centaur. I think I'm just going to put the centaur in. On the condition they're actually a centaur.

Obviously. Well, that's true. Yeah. Who's going to play the back half of the centaur? Finally, a fuck machine. Yes. Yes. With feelings.

Okay, well, we found something that, you know, that you're into. So the Sagittarians. Okay, well we found something that you know, that you're into. So the Sagittarians. Yeah, whatever. So the centaur. That's good! That's nice. Is it like, what kind of horse are we doing? Are we doing like a Clydesdale?

Oh my god. What's that big, gorgeous, I feel like it's like an Arabian horse. And they're always giant. Why don't we all just dive into an oblique? And they have the... Sorry? Gwyneth will be fine. That's what we want. Lazy Houses is centaur being represented in the bunker.

Well I think it's two actors. One is holding onto the back of the other in the back of the horse outfit. And the other one is allowed to act free. And then we cast someone with a giant donkey dick, or horse cock rather, to be the back horse and to, yeah. Is that where you finally got that fucking horse mask from that you were going to use? Are you part centaur? Yeah, I wear that, you know, eyes wide shut kind of moment. Oh, that's nice.

That mask, I tell you what, that's all. I just really like, I can't believe, because a friend of the pod, Mum, did so much work specifically on the stuff that was for this episode. So she made the horse hooves that I wore, that I had on the table that gets seen for all of two seconds.

And then she also stoned all of the cakes on my safe, like Susan Arpeth. Yeah, she did well. Yeah. She did damn well. And Nina. Um, so, and. I did a little stoning. And, pardon me.

I'm so sorry. Um, but not much, but I did some, but there was a lot, you know, there was stoning happening, um, but it was, it was so funny because it was like such an undertaking. The whole thing was like, so intense. Getting the fucking thing there was so intense. That was going to be my question. Like what in the fuck? It's kind of like, I, it's, I'll talk about it.

Like, I'm going to do a stupid video about it, but, um, Emily bubbles, who's incredible, who did our turtle and lobster outfit is so amazing. But the challenge of getting something that needs to be a uniform shape into three pieces and then have it come back together on the other side, made out of foam, so it's traveling light, was so much that they were just like, it was impossible to avoid the kind of like janky arts and craftiness. And I think that that's my only regret is that I would love a single piece that like was perfectly uniform and a little bit smaller.

I would have just liked you to do less. Oh my God. No, but it's, it's, it was so nice to just have like a, yeah, just what a good week. Oh, very. So yeah, I think like an eight foot tall centaur would be fabulous. Perfect. Yeah. Perfect. Yeah.

Prancing about. Trotting. Sagittarius. Oh, like painfully gay too. Oh yeah. Like real fan- Oh, oh. Thissy.

Like a little perm tail. A himbo. A real himbo. Ooh. A real himbo. Yeah. Muscles. Perfect.

But I think they have to be bisexual. They have to just fuck everyone. Centaurs are definitely bi. I think so fuck everyone. Centaurs are definitely bi. I think so. Ooh. Centaurs are bi, unicorns are straight, horses are gay. Or centaurs are just permanently experimenting. What about a hymn?

Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're both big-legged. Yeah. It's supermanent. And mermaids are puns. Well, yeah. Well, it depends if it's fish up top or bottom.

Is there a story of an ice? It depends on how you mix it. Yeah. If it was fish top, yeah. Well, it depends if it's fish up top or bottom. Is there a story of an ice? It depends on how you mix it. Yeah, if it was fish top, yeah. But there's not a story of an ice mermaid. I mean, Ariel seems like a real asshole. Ariel sucks. She gets that great deal. Did you not watch H2O just had water?

All of those girls feel like they would absolutely be like, who's this fag? You know, you're not behind your back. But that's it. It was time and place. I think it was set in far North Queensland. And they're really upset because they can't swim in the water anymore because of the tiny little jellyfish. That's why they're so bitter.

That's it. Yeah. Salty bastards. Life's tough. Well, thank you, Zelda. So, a centaur is in. Uh, the Sagittarians, you've made it into the bunker. Whatever.

That's great. And then we're putting in the crossy. The cross? The cross. Yes. And then we're putting in the vibe of getting your Uber or your food delivered on your way home. Yeah.

So it's there shortly after and you don't have to have a big meal. Delicious multitasking. Fantastic. Incredible. I love it. Now vibe. Oh yes. You have a freebie.

What are you putting into our fabulous bunker? Oh, well, just because it's top of the mind, because I've watched it about a hundred times and I don't know if she may have appeared before, but Celine Dion in the Ellie Saab show. Sorry! Yes! Outfit included and also the outfit she wore on the red carpet to arrive, because I won both. Yes, I know.

Did you put in Celine from the opening ceremony? We did. So we can have Celine do double time. And you know what? She's earned it. She's got those early stab outfits. Yeah, it's perfect. But somehow.

Wait, but didn't we do something cruel? Like she doesn't, she can't sing or something? She's not allowed to sing. Yeah, funny. Are we allowed to bring recordings? She could lip sync. We can't have her without the voice. That's my issue.

This is the voice. We could do a witch Celine song gets in. Obviously it's going to be the cover of Riverdeep man hair. Oh, obvious you say. Not rise from the ash. What, the Deadpool one? I've performed that so many times. I've thought about it so many times.

I just don't know if people know this. I can confirm. They do. I just performed that more than- I've performed it so many times. I've thought about it so many times and I've gone, I just don't know if people know this one or not. I can confirm. They don't. Yeah. But I think that people take it on face value and they're like,

because I've seen Asia do it as well. And she just sells it as a genuine thing. Yes. It's really funny. Actually, you know what? I did it at karaoke the other week and some of the gals that I went with knew it and they were singing along. I was like, how do you know this song?

They got straight boyfriends. Oh. Yeah. Macintotlances. Yeah. Sagittarians. That's hard. I think I'd have to chuck in, I Surrender by Celine,

only because if we eventually have to give up, may as well sound great. That's what they're... What? The little song we play in the bunker is, I surrender my Celine Dion. Yeah, as we all just end, cease to exist. Perfect.

Okay. Well, what a week. Thank you so much for coming in, Vibe. Anytime, anytime. That's the first of the Drag Race season for Alums. I'm so glad it could be you. Why wasn't it the other Melbourne girls? I don't...

You were the first into the workroom. Look, I'm not complaining. I'm not complaining. I still have some of your towel-ing outfit on my body. Oh my god. I haven't worn that since. But I will. I will. Get the wear out of it. Yeah, I gotta breathe in more fabric. And if you're listening to this, come and see me and Vibe on tour in March.

Oh my god. Yes, we can plug it. Yeah. Plug and play with the fuck machine. Drag Race Down Under live on stage. That's right. Go online to find out when and where we'll be. Yeah, because we can't remember. I don't know.

In the dark is touring us around and they're doing such a nice job. Oh, gorgeous. Okay. Well, goodbye Vibe. Goodbye. Oh, gorgeous. Okay. Well, goodbye vibe. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.

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