DeProgram with John Kiriakou and Ted Rall - TACO Toos-Day | DeProgram with Ted Rall and John Kiriakou

Episode Date: March 27, 2026

Political cartoonist Ted Rall and CIA whistleblower John Kiriakou deprogram you from mainstream media every weekday at 9 AM EST. Today we discuss:• Trump TACOs on Iran. After demanding “unconditional surrender” and then extending a deadline to today before bombing Iran’s power plants, the President—spooked by roiling financial markets—has extended the deadline again, by another 10 days, to April 6th—at the request of Iran, he claims.• Trump TACOs on the partial government shutdown: After the President said he would sign an emergency executive order to pay TSA, the Republican-controlled Senate passes Homeland Security funding, with no money for immigration enforcement. • Trumpmanbashi: The President becomes the first to have his signature on US paper currency.MERCH STORE: https://www.deprogram.livehttps://x.com/tedrallhttps://x.com/JohnKiriakouLIVE ON RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/c/DeProgramShowSPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/2kdFlw2w8sSPhKI8NRx8ZuAPPLE MUSIC: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/deprogram-with-john-kiriakou-and-ted-rall/id1825379504

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Let's go places. Hey, good morning. You're watching Deep Program with Ted Rall and John Kirooku. I'm Ted Rall. That's John Kirooku. Good morning, John. Good morning, Ted. Good morning, everybody.

It's Friday, March 27th, 2026. Thank you for joining us. Today we'll be talking about two tacos, thus the topic of today's show. Everyone knows what taco stands for. Trump kind of is tacoing on Iran. He demanded unconditional surrender that he set a deadline for today before he said he would bomb Iran's power plants. Then, of course, the financial markets were not liking it. So he just kicked that can down the road again.

This is kind of like what he did with the tariffs by another 10 days. So off to April 6th, we go. The partial government shutdown looks like it's probably going to come to an end fairly soon. President said he would pay TSA as part of an emergency executive order. So then the Senate decided to basically pass a Democratic bill that passed his homeland security, but without immigration, ICE slash border control. enforcement. And finally, Trump will become the first sitting United States president or non-sitting United States president to have a signature on American paper money. I guess just in time for

nobody to really, nobody really uses paper money anymore. But anyway, there you have it. We have some leftover questions from yesterday. We will get to those first. Please like, follow and share. And we will get to your questions as best we can. As always, if you're just joining us. Just a reminder that next week, we go to from five to seven hours a week. We'll still be here Monday through Friday, 9 a.m. Eastern time. But in addition, we'll start Monday and Wednesday at 12 noon Eastern time. So two hours on Mondays and Wednesdays. Just a note, we're starting this on Wednesday of next week. April 1st, we're not going to be doing this on Monday. So Monday will be here, but only at 9 o'clock in the morning. Sorry to be

complicated, but it should be, you'll get used to it. And thanks for your support. Okay, John, shall we do the leftover super chats from yesterday and get to? Okay, thank you everybody for your patience. Sorry about that. Verita Gupta, thanks for the 40 rupees. Why does it feel that all this is happening because Trump didn't get a Nobel Prize? Why are American people okay with Jared Kushner negotiating their future in the Middle East. Is he Trump's son-in-law or the whole USA's son-in-law? You know, I was talking to a Gulf, a Persian Gulf prince yesterday, and he called Jared a lowly real estate agent. And he said, why in the world we allowed this lowly real estate agent to come to our country to

pretend like he was trying to negotiate peace, to have his hand out the entire time, and then to be surprised when the whole region is plunged into war, he said, shame on us. He also said that the entire time that Jared Kushner was supposedly leading these peace talks with the Iranians in the Gulf, he would do the talks for a couple of hours in the morning. And then after the talks were done, he would just grift for money from all these rich Gulf Arabs. Invest in my crypto. Invest in my building on Park Avenue. Invest in my development in Miami. It wasn't about peace. It was never about peace. It was about cover for making more money. I mean, how much of that do you think is behind the U.S. support for Israel's genocide in Gaza and now it's attack on Iran?

I don't know how we make money from Iran. Ted, if there's one thing that we should have learned as a country, it's we should believe them when they tell us what they're going to do. Donald Trump said he was going to make Gaza better than Monte Carlo. You remember that? I remember. But the first thing you have to do is get rid of every single Palestinian. No way around that, really. But they can't.

They'd like to. I'm glad they can't. Quite literally the definition of genocide. Totally. Okay, so here's a Javier. Thank you so much. That's for the 10 bucks. What would have to happen inside Iran for the regime to actually collapse and not just weaken?

God bless you all and God bless America. Well, I mean, there's a lot of different scenarios, right? There's revolution. There's collapse. There's coup d'etat. I don't see a coup d'etat. I think the regime is too... Don't either.

Governments. It has too many backup support systems. Agreed. Street Revolution. I mean, they did it in 1979. The Shah fled into exile. But you know, though, Ted, I was watching Patrick Bet David yesterday. Patrick is a...

a hardcore Zionist. He's Iranian. I don't think he's Jewish. I think he's like half a Syrian and half Armenian. But he's a hard core Zionist and not just a Zionist. He is a like 1,000% backer of Reza Palavi to return to Iran and to assume the peacock throne and blah, blah, blah. And he was saying yesterday that it's not 60% of the Iranian people, who support the overthrow of the regime. It is 94%. And I'm like, what polls are you looking at? There are no polls. There are no polls.

You just make this shit up to put your stooge in. The monarchists are crazy online. I mean, I saw some, they've been passing along the message that Iran only became Muslim 100 years ago. What? No, that was a thousand years ago. A thousand years ago, yes. And I get that there are still Zoroastrians and I get all that. Oh, Elliot Covert, Patrick Bet David is Jewish?

Okay, I stand corrected. I wasn't sure. But I know he's not ethnic Persian. He's Armenian Assyrian. Yeah, 94% of his friends. That's exactly it. Well, that's what they do, right? Like literally, I've been asking online, like from these, you know, these Persian monarchists.

Okay, so where's your proof? Right? You say, oh, everybody wants the shot. back. I find that very hard to believe, considering how brutal the Shah was, and the fact that he was overthrown by his own people, right? I mean, it wasn't like he was cooed out by any foreign power, quite to the contrary. So he, but yeah, they literally, these Persian monarchists, they just, they do polls of like the exiles. And, you know, I hate to say this, this applies to the Cubans, too. And to my, you know, my old, my, my Taiwanese former in-laws. Exile,

don't get a vote. You guys are barely even influential. It's like only the people in country get a vote. You want to vote. Fiscally responsible, financial geniuses, monetary magicians. These are things people say about drivers who switch their car insurance to Progressive and save hundreds because Progressive offers discounts for paying in full, owning a home and more. Plus, you can count on their great customer service to help when you need it so your dollar goes a long way. Visit progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance. Progressive Casualty Insurance Company and affiliates, potential savings will vary, not available in all states or situations.

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the conversation and if there's a revolution, you guys will help build the new Iran, whatever that looks like. There it is. Exactly. Exactly. So, I mean, to answer this question, and I think it's important, like, could the regime collapse? I mean, the Cuban government's going to collapse imminently because it's the economic shock.

But Iran is built. I mean, it's going to keep going. I mean, I don't think the government's going to collapse. I mean, anything. I could be next week be like, wow. I don't think it's going to collapse. If anything, it's pushed the Iranian people to more fervently support the government. Yeah.

Remember, we're not seen as liberators. We're seen as occupiers and invaders. And the Iranian people are pulling together to oppose us. And let's not forget, right? Like, they're the baloney in the occupation sandwich between Iraq and Afghanistan. Afghanistan. Right? They saw it right on their borders.

They saw exactly how we didn't exactly liberate either. of those countries. Okay. Jackson McGrath has a $2 Australian request. Ted, can you find me a sweet French girl, please? That's going to cost you more than two Australian dollars. Oh, wait, we have a correction. He is not Jewish. I didn't think he was Jewish, but he's an ardent Zionist. Muhammad Bella, Belalizine, thanks for the two bucks. Hey, Ted and John, big fan. Do you think the U.S. and Israel might try to destabilize Algeria, as they did in the Middle East, since it opposes Israel, does not recognize it, and hosts no U.S. bases. No. And that's because that's France's sphere of influence. We would not mess with it. The French would not tolerate it. Don't forget. I mean,

for people who aren't aware of this, Algeria wasn't just a French colony. It was a full part of La France met met metropolitan. It was like Hawaii is to the United States. It was, was a friend it was part of france you know like an actual it was like it was like Alaska is to the United States exactly like it's not considered it had no different you know it's not like Puerto Rico right something like that um okay uh let's see here's a missed super chat hoping for an answer hey I was curious if you guys are fans of any sports teams or if you play any sports also john you're looking extra cute today hashtag pardon john kariak thank you so much This is my Australian Aboriginal design shirt that I bought in the airport in Sydney after I slipped unnoticed into Australia despite my lifetime ban.

And, you know, I've been doing so well on cameo. I haven't really said anything, but I set a record for the most cameos ever done in one month. And we still have a few days left in March. and the most money ever made in one month by anybody on Cameo. Congratulations, John. That's fantastic. And so the CEO of Cameo is flying in this morning to take me to lunch. Is that the shirt you'll be wearing?

Uh-huh. It's a great shirt, actually. Thank you. I was kind of like admiring it before we went live, but I didn't want to sound gay. So, okay, so sports, well, I'll start. It'll be a short answer. I do not watch or follow sports whatsoever. If someone has the Olympics on, I'll watch, but I won't turn it on myself.

I do bicycle. That's my sport. I am a very big baseball and football fan. Pittsburgh Steelers, Pittsburgh Pirates, as bad as they've been for the last 25 years, it's going to be a better year this year. And yeah, I go to, I don't know, a dozen games a year. and usually one or two football games. Football is extraordinarily expensive,

but I'll get a ticket on the secondary market and meet my son. And whether it's in Pittsburgh or Washington or Cincinnati, we always managed to go to one. And Pittsburgh and Cincinnati, where I grew up north of Cincinnati, Reds territory, big rivalry there. Oh, big rivalry.

I was really into baseball. Going back to the, yeah, back to the 70s, big rivalry. Big robbery. I definitely, I have to say, Hey, if someone invites me to a baseball game, I'm always happy to go. I like seeing baseball. Football does nothing for me.

I do not understand why people watch it at all. But there's hardly any play. It's just like basically people standing around. Okay, C. Loof, thanks for the 1999. Questions for John. Did you see your family while in prison? And how did you battle the mental demons, e.g. depression? Hope you get a pardon.

Good questions. Good questions. Yes, my then wife never missed a visit. She would bring the kids all the time. And it was tough. They would have to leave the house at 5 o'clock in the morning to get there when the doors opened at 8.30. So it was very, very generous. She never missed a visit.

You know, battling those demons, there's nothing wrong with pharmaceuticals. And, you know, I was on this small. smallest dose of venlo-faxine, 37.5 milligrams, I think is what it was. And got me through it. You were, that was through, the prison let you do that?

The prison has literally everybody on antidepressants or anti-anxieties. Literally everyone in the prison. That's so funny. You know, and even the, even the, the prison shrink told me one time that 85% of prisoners in the federal prison system have a diagnosable mental illness.

85%. And most of them are borderline personality disorder. So there are a lot of potentially very dangerous people. Even if you're in for like mortgage fraud or whatever, you could just as easily lash out and kill somebody. I wonder what that percentage would be, you know, of that same population before they went to prison. How many of them lost it after they ended up behind bars? Yeah. T.J. Newark, thanks for the five bucks. Manchild, thanks for the two. Morning, do the shifting

justifications and poor execution simply prove the administration's ineptitude or is the Iran war a strategic distraction for ulterior domestic geopolitical agendas, both in my opinion? Yeah, both. I agree. I mean, definitely these are people who do not know how to run a war. To their credit, neither did George W. Bush or Barack Obama, or Joe Biden. But at the same time, yeah, it's also, war is the ultimate distraction from domestic thing. The problem is it distracts the leadership. So they could be perceived as working on the economic and other problems we have in the U.S., but they're not because all we ever hear, you know, they're focused on the war.

That's it. Aryan, thanks for the $199. For those unknowing, Taco equals Trump, always chickens out, or I've heard craps out. Blue Jet 355, thanks for the $10. Pardon for... The Toyota Tundra and Tacoma are built to keep going, blending rugged muscle with precision engineering, all supported by Toyota's time-tested legacy of dependability.

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Let's go places. John, here, here. John, let's talk about the taco stuff. So what do you think has really happened? Donald Trump claims that there's been negotiations with Iran. Iran says that there hasn't really been negotiations. And we do know that there have been sort of third party transfers of demands back and forth that couldn't possibly be further apart.

Both sides are acting like they want the other side to basically gave in. The Iranians are convinced that what really matters here is the economic pain they could inflict on the oil markets. I agree with them. I think they're right. The Americans think that the more shit they blow up and the more people they assassinate, the better off they're going to be. I don't think they're right about that. But there's been sort of like no agreement to disagree even here. And now Trump claims that Iran asked for this 10-day delay. to April 6th to allow for further negotiations before Trump starts doing what he announced. Basically, it's a war crime to blow up civilian infrastructure, energy power plants.

They're not allowed to do that. So what do you think? I don't know that I believe Donald Trump when he says that the Iranians asked for this can to be kicked down the road. But it's possible. What do you think? I don't believe it. I truly don't believe it. I think that this is face-saving on his part.

he's he's trying very hard to to just save face well he's really worried about the energy markets right i mean the oil futures markets and the stock exchanges are dropping i mean he's i mean we've lost 10% of shareholder value in white out all the gains in the stock markets going back to like last october yeah it's a major problem it's bad yeah and you know and john the thing is i was listening to yesterday The latest unemployment statistics are fascinating. So despite the fact that there are not really a lot of new unemployment filings, the worker participation rate is falling because a lot of Americans have now been unemployed so long that they've, that they're in unemployment benefits, which are typically six weeks, six months,

have expired and they can't apply for more. So people are still out of work, can't find work. There's a no hire, no fire kind of situation going on in the, in the in the workplace so americans are underemployed unemployed there's no way to find a new job these days young people will tell you it's really bad for gen z um i mean it's always been tough bad for gen z always was tough it was tough for gen x but it's worse now um so there's you know the economy is really going to be is really sinking you know and we used to say ted that that this was really reflected only in the real estate market like our kids would never be able to afford to live

in the houses that we grew up in. It's way past that now. It's way beyond that. I mean, even just getting a job that can lead to something is unusual now. Yeah, no, that's true. By the way, Reuters is reporting just now that the U.S. has changed their messaging about Iran's missile stockpile and that they can only claim that a third of their missiles are gone.

Of course, I wonder, I think Iran's new missile stockpile is, mainly being destroyed by hitting targets in Israel. Well, there was a piece in the Washington Post this morning, Ted, saying that we're the ones who are almost out of Tomahawk missiles. We have fired 850 Tomahawk missiles in the last three weeks. And those things just aren't sitting on the shelf. They ain't cheap. No.

And so, yeah, so, I mean, so the point is, I think he's obviously, Trump is really got to be worried about the economy going into the midterm elections. you know, it's going to be a bloodbath for the Republicans. So he's asking, so basically, here's my, actually, it's a big financial question. This is almost like an Achilles-Lorea question. But, John, what do you think? What's wrong with the futures traders? I mean, they can tell that Trump has basically been lying to them about the state of the war,

the state of the economy. I mean, if I'm a trader, I'm thinking, we could see $180 a barrel oil, you know, really. could. Well, and I would be betting accordingly. You're right. That's that's not out of the realm of possibility. And in fact, that's what we expected to happen under who was it. Was it Trump One? Where where there was a surge in oil? I don't remember anymore. But everybody kind of expected that we would see oil in the neighborhood of $200 a barrel. So why would be, why would we be surprised today to see $200 a barrel oil. And yet Trump will do something like this and the markets will tick up a little bit and the oil prices will oil futures will drop. Why? I mean, why are they naive

like that? Why are they taking, I mean, is it still just vestigial like, well, he's still a president of the United States and we're used to taking these statements seriously? Probably. That's probably it. Yeah. Dumb. Anyway, I always thought these were people drivet. by cold, hard numbers. Okay, and then we can talk about the partial government shove down. The Senate's passed this bill, basically, the President gave the okay. He said there's no way, no how he was going to do this. And, you know, he may not sign it, but it looks like, obviously, I don't think the Senate would have,

you know, John Thune would have passed this if he didn't think the president would sign it. It goes to the House. Speaker Johnson says he doesn't like this bill. But the point is, this is a Democratic bill. The TSA will get paid. The rest of Homeland Security will get paid. Doesn't this do you? This also shows Trump blinking, right?

The long lines of the airport. You took the question right out of my mouth. Sorry. I was going to say, do you see this as a loss for Donald Trump? I do. I do. Yeah, because basically this is one of those things where the shutdowns are like, each party always blames the other.

Historically, shutdowns have usually been the Republicans' fault, and usually Republicans gotten blamed. this shutdown definitely has at least one father, and the Democrats are definitely at least as guilty as the Republicans. Yes. And yet the Republicans are taking the heat again. Again, I wonder if that's a legacy thing. Just like it's baked into the American people's mentality,

shutdowns are the Republicans' fault. Right. It is baked into people's mentalities. You're right. The Republicans always get blamed for the shutdown. Always. It's not fair, but, you know, politics isn't fair. So, okay, so I'm going to bet here that this, the Speaker Johnson changes his mind,

this goes to the president, the president growls and signs the bill. What say you? I think that's exactly what's going to happen. But I'll tell you, I'm going to throw a little wrench into it, too. I'm not sure that he can even temporarily fund TSA with an executive order. The money's not been appropriated. Right. I don't think he has the authority. to do it. No, I don't think so either. But it doesn't matter if, you know, if the, if this bill goes through. Yeah. So, yeah, I mean, I think people are just, I think it's very simple. It's like Republicans be blamed. Trump's the sitting president. Republicans, that's the thing. That's the problem. When you control all three branches of government in both houses of Congress, you get the blame.

You can't, you can't get the job done. It's on you. Yeah. Yeah. So that's super interesting. And so it's interesting to see Trump in this position of weakness after, you know, running so strong. And I guess, well, I guess I have to talk about this. So this is a banknote from Turkmenistan. That is Sapermeiraezov, a.k.a. Turkmenbashi, the father of all Turkmen. And he was the sitting president of Turkmenistan when this banknote was issued. Take note that he was on every denomination. Okay, every denomination.

And he, and so now, like in many dictatorships, I think Assad was on the Syrian dinar too. And Saddam Hussein. Saddam was definitely on the Iraqi dinar. So dictators do this. Even in the Soviet Union, Stalin wasn't on the rubble. You know, it's like Brezhnev wasn't on the rubble. Anyway, the point is it takes a certain kind of dictator to be on the money.

Now, Trump hasn't indicated. that he wants his face on any U.S. currency yet. But he will be the first U.S. president sitting or otherwise to have a signature on U.S. paper money. Usually, well, traditionally going back to 1861, it's the Secretary of the Treasury. And the Treasurer of the United States. And the Treasury of the United States, the two, these two people who most people never spend any time thinking about usually.

Scott Bessons in this case and some other person who I don't even know. We never know who the treasurer of the United States is. And, you know, ironically, the last like eight presidents have sort of reserved that position for a Hispanic. Oh, yeah, I noticed that. It's just become a thing. That's weird. Yeah. So the thing is, look, Americans mostly do many, much more of their transactions using debit cards and using, you know, Apple Pay and whatnot.

But still, I mean, what do you make of the fact that this, that he thought he could, I mean, will Democrats look at, at their paper money and it will have pissed them off? Like what like what's the what are the political ramifications of this? I think I think most Americans are going to be embarrassed by this. Because even for for Trump supporters, this this level of narcissism I think is just too much. It's just too much. Nobody's ever done this. I mean, it was too much to put his name on top of John Kennedy's on the Kennedy Center.

There was a piece in today's post. There's one woman who's been on the board of the Kennedy Center since 1972. And she says that she just doesn't think, you know, it's closing this week for, you know, renovations. She doesn't think it'll ever reopen. What? She thinks that this is, this is it. He's killed it. That's crazy.

Yeah. I mean, that's hard to believe. I hope she's wrong. You know, the name everywhere and, and withholding New York construction funds until they, you know, they named the airport at Dulles Airport after him. and Penn Station. Penn Station after him. Yeah, it's, I feel embarrassed as an American.

I really do. I thought it was kind of going far during the pandemic, during Trump term one, when he, remember the Trump, the pandemic, the pandemic checks, the COVID checks that went out. And they came out with a letter with his signature on them. I remember. Yeah. Yeah. And didn't he. didn't he sign it was more than just a letter didn't he sign the actual checks

rather than the secretary of the treasury signing the checks that's you know i was i was trying to remember that that may well be true i mean certainly his you know he he personalized it by the way i just want to say parenthetically that that was a super interesting um economic experiment um you know basically for the there were $600 a week checks going out to Americans who in many cases did not earn $600 a week before they lost their jobs to the pandemic. You know, looking back now during that year or a half, two years, a record number of Americans came out of poverty during that period. A record number of them.

They didn't waste the money on meth. They used the money to pay off their debts. They got themselves into a better. position out of like, you know, they were able to get out of debt slavery to, you know, credit card bills were paying the interest. I mean, it turned out to be an incredibly, it was like an experiment in guaranteed living wage. Yes. And it turned, and I'm really kind of surprised that even someone like Elizabeth Warren or

Bernie Sanders, AOC, they haven't talked about like how incredibly successful that was and how, you know, we learned a lot from that. We have hard data that proves it. That's right. That's absolutely right. All right. More questions. These are from today.

Blue Jet, thanks for the tenor. Pardon for John. Thank you. Lizzie Gang, 7127, 199. John Terriaki. I don't think that's a typo, but it should be. Is there any other daily shows you do? No, not daily.

I do deep focus. which is just on YouTube. I do that twice a week. We do one interview a week, and then I do one Q&A a week. And then I've got Dead Drop on Apple Podcasts. We release a new episode every Sunday night at midnight. But that's it.

I don't do any other daily shows. It's too much. There aren't enough hours in the day. Yeah, for sure. We really are. I mean, sure, I love hearing the sound of my own voice. No, I'm kidding. A lot of people love to hear

sound of your voice, John. It's too much. There's John fatigue out there. Ted and I were talking right before the show started. Now I'm now I'm being referred to as what was it, Ted? It was a so-called whistleblower John Kiriaku. Yeah, I always love the scare quotes, like whistleblower. In my case, it's always cartoonist. Like, I am a cartoonist. You can say I'm a shitty cartoonist, but I'm a cartoonist. Okay, here we go. Dem Will. Thanks for for the 25 euros. Hey, guys, Israeli air defense systems have been quietly deployed around Cyprus.

Many near the UN buffer zone. Is this purely defensive or part of a broader strategy that could shift the balance with Turkey on the island? Robbie and I have a Cypriot friend, a Cypriot podcaster, and she says that the whole island is panic-stricken, that the Iranians are going to just whack them with missiles. And so they brought in patriots, they've brought in all kinds of defensive weapons.

they're it's my understanding that they're actually not along the green zone the green line they're around the british bases but yeah the the cypriots are panic-stricken and another thing too you know she was telling me just the other day the Toyota tundra and Tacoma are built to keep going blending rugged muscle with precision engineering all supported by Toyota's time-tested legacy of dependability step into a tundra and feel the unyielding capability with the available iForce max engine, Tundra puts out impressive power, torque, and towing performance, and the roomy high-tech cabin keeps you connected on the go. Or take a look at Tacoma made for drivers who push past the path, agile, tough and relentless, with available

features like crawl control, a portable JBL speaker, a power lift gate, so gear goes in fast, and the adventure keeps moving. The Tacoma and Tundra are engineered to endure season after season mile after mile. So drive one home today. Visit Toyota.com or stop by your local Toyota dealer to find out more Toyota. Let's go places. That the Israelis, I think I mentioned this on the show. The Israelis have opened the very first Zionist high school. And that's what it's called, Israeli Zionist High School in Cyprus, specifically to educate a new generation of Zionists in Cyprus. How lovely. Yeah. Vimar Nair.

By the way, so how does Cypriot, like, governmental administration work there on the, like, in other words, do they have their separate governor that's in charge of Greek Cyprus, or is that, like, you know, like, do people get to vote? Like, how does that work? Yeah. Well, it's the northern third of the country is occupied by the Turkish military, and the Turks have sent tens of thousands of settlers, just like the Israel. have done in the West Bank and Gaza Strip.

And so, yeah, it's occupied. So they don't vote now in Cypriot national elections, which is funny because they don't vote in Turkish national elections either. Oh, so they're kind of, they're sort of stateless. Yeah, they're stateless. So do they not have passports or? They have Turkish Cypriot passports. Turkish Cyprus, it's called the trunk, the Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus, is recognized

only by Turkey. No other country in the world recognizes it. And so, I mean, technically they're supposed to travel on on Cypriot passports, which are administered by the Cypriot government in Ecosia, which is Greek. So a lot of them are able to get Turkish passports to travel to Europe. I met my very first ever Turkish Cypriot in Berlin on Wednesday. I had never met a Turkish Cypriot before. But, you know, we're just waiting now for almost 51 years for the Turkish military to get the fuck out of Cyprus so they can have a normal life again.

And it's not happening. Administratively, if you were lived in Turkish-occupied northern Cyprus, let's say you travel to Europe, I mean, you know, somewhere else, mainland Europe. Could you go to a Greek consulate and get a Greek passport? You have to go to a Cypriot consulate and get a Cypriot. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So you could theoretically have two documents.

Okay. God, that's such a, so complicated. It's terrible. Yeah, a lot of those places that live in, honestly, in diplomatic nether worlds, they really need to be addressed, like the northern areas of Pakistan, you know, Taiwan. I mean, these things are very fucked up. Yeah. Vilmar Nair, thanks for the two Canadian dollars.

we owe the Biden's an apology. Their grift was nothing. hilarious. I don't owe them any apology. Morshed Jashid Shedin. Thanks for the two bucks. Canadian. John, where do you get reliable live updates about Iran?

Oh, you know what? Let me recommend two podcasts. Nima, Al-H-H-H-R-S-H-I-D. Nima is a professor in Brazil. I think right now he's still in Iran, but he gets fantastic, fantastic guests. And the other is Ali Abu Nima. Ali's in London. He's a professor there.

But he gets equally fantastic guests. They're both daily shows. And, you know, Al Jazeera as well. Al Jazeera has people inside Iran. So they're able to get a lot of news on the ground as it's happening. and they've got the infrastructure to get it out on the air quickly. Okay. Let's see.

Oh, sorry. Son of Martina, thanks for the five. What do you think the policy of the Gulf countries will be after this war? That's really the $64,000 question. If I were a Gulf leader, I would ask, with complete seriousness, what do I get out of this? relationship with the American military. If we've got the American military in every single one of the six GCC countries in big numbers, including the headquarters of the fifth fleet in Bahrain,

the headquarters of the U.S. Air Force in the Middle East at Al-Udeid Air Base in Qatar, ground troops in Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, the UAE, and Oman, what do those countries get out of it? The Iranians are attacking them with impunity. The Americans aren't defending them or aren't able to defend them. So what do they get out of it? I would give serious thought to asking the Americans to leave. Well, I'm sure they will, but the U.S. is going to talk. What I want to, you know, what do you think the U.S. would say back to them?

Like, no, no, no, don't kick us out. You know, I can't quit you. Brook Back Mountain. You know, I want to stay. is there a situation like this, I mean, I'm trying to think of any precedent, where if civilian or other national infrastructure gets destroyed because of the U.S. presence in a country, that we would compensate them financially? Like, let's say, you know, the Iranians blow up their hotel.

Do the hotel owners get a big check from Uncle Sam? Or is it just sort of like, sorry, sucks to be you? Oh, it's worse than that. the U.S. is asking them to pay for all this stuff that we're doing. What? Burden sharing, it's called. Oh, I would definitely ask for them to leave. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, especially if you could get some, especially if you could get like a non-aggression pact with the Iranians. Exactly. Just leave us alone. Yeah. We'll leave you alone. You don't mess with us and we won't mess with you. Aubrey World, thanks for the 20 bucks. what do you guys think of those cryptic messages from the White House social media accounts over the last couple of days?

There was one posted last night that when played backwards said, exciting announcement tomorrow. What? It's like, what is this? Like playing like the Led Zeppelin album backwards back in the 70s? Or Paul is dead? Or like, what was it? Like Dark Side of the Moon lined up with Wizard of Oz or something?

You know, I've seen several big announcement coming tomorrow kind of announcements from the White House Truth Social Feed. And then there's no exciting announcement the next day. So I guess I don't take it very seriously. Okay. Joseph, what about you, John? Yeah, I agree. Yes. Okay.

So, Joseph, thanks for the 75 new Taiwan dollars. how do you guys think Taiwan should deal with their relations between China and the United States? I dislike the People's Republic of China, but still view myself as both China and Chinese and Taiwanese. Yeah, that's my whole, you know, former family. Yes. Well, I mean, Taiwan's stuck between Iraq and a hard place, right? I mean, basically the U.S. just, you know, basically uses them. They use Taiwan to leverage against China, but Taiwan has de facto independence, but they don't have actual independence.

Honestly, John, if I were Taiwanese, and this is a big ask, I would declare independence. I would just do it, understanding that the Chinese would be furious. You don't think that would provoke the Chinese? It would absolutely provoke the Chinese. But, okay, then the Chinese have to decide, do we want to go to go. a war over this and maybe with the United States. Right. And certainly we're going to get, we're going to look like shit internationally,

which is the one thing they really don't want. You know, the Chinese are carefully cultivating a reputation for being the adults in the room and being the negotiators and being, you know, like we're not like the crazy Americans and the crazy Israelis who like to attack everyone and everything. I got it. I don't, I can't say for sure, but I don't think the Chinese would do in the, In the final analysis, I think the Taiwanese would get their independence and they would not be invaded, especially if they offered very friendly relations with China. They said, we want close relations with our cultural brothers, the Chinese mainlanders, good economic, strong economic ties, which they have now anyway.

Yes. They could just say, like, this is not about, you know, being separate. It's just about recognizing reality on the ground since 1949. Hey, a couple of bits of breaking news. The Senate just passed a DHS budget. Oh, really? Yeah. So Trump's going to sign it.

The shutdown's over. You know what did it? Too many people were pissed off at these two, three, four hour long security lines at airports. That's what did it. Oh, totally. So it just passed the Senate. The House is going to rubber stamp it in the next couple of hours. It goes to Trump this afternoon.

and he's going to sign it, the thing's over. And the New York Times is saying that the Gulf states are now beginning to crack down on video footage, you know, cell phone footage of Iranian drones hitting shit in their countries. How are they going to do that? I don't know, man. Let's take a look.

Oh, they've begun a wave of arrests. A wave of arrests. beginning in Dubai. That's actually really surprising. And the Emir of Dubai said, threats do not always come from outside. Some may live among us. Conspiring in the shadows, hiding behind screens. Aye, yai, what the heck is happening?

I mean, how does that jive with your understanding of the Emirates? The Emirates is one of the freest places I've ever been. I mean, you've spent a lot more time than I have. I've been there. That was my impression as well, though. Things were very chill. Yeah, it's a wonderful place. It really is.

It's a true oasis in the Middle East. F.U.S.O. Thanks for the dollar. John, did you ever have to deal with the most serious prison gangs like Aryan Brotherhood, D.C. blacks, Mexican mafia, et cetera. Any crazy or scary stories? Yeah, I did. I dealt with all of those.

and MS-13. You know, it's funny, I was scared to death my first day. Like, okay, I'm just going to have to just put up my dukes and take my licks, right? If I'm going to, if I'm going down, I'm taking somebody down with me. By the way, you wore glasses, right? Yeah. I would be worried. I wear glasses.

I'd be worried about like having my glasses broken in prison. Absolutely. And then you have to wear the chomo glasses. Oh, really? Yeah. Choma glasses are these giant frame. from the 80s that nobody will buy. So they've all been just dumped in the Federal Bureau of Prisons. So everybody wears exactly the same glasses. Well, usually the pedophiles, their families have cut them off.

And so they can't get prescription glasses from the outside. So they have to get the free giant 80s glasses. And we call them chomo glasses, child molester glasses. Well, all right. So about the gangs. So my very first day, two guys from the Aryan Brotherhood just walked right into my room. I put up my fist. I'm like, what do you want? And I was like, damn it, I've been here 40 minutes. I'm going to get my ass kicked. And they asked me if I was a fag.

I said no. If I was a rat, I said no. If I was a chomo, I didn't know what that meant. They explained it. I said, no, I'm not a chomo. And then they said, okay, you can sit. with the brotherhood in the cafeteria. So I did until the Italians told me the, the,

now I won't, I won't use the R word. One of the Italians said, why do you sit with those Nazi R guys? And I said, I don't know. The Aryan Brotherhood told me to sit with them. So I sit with them. Did you, yeah, did, I mean, obviously you're, those are not your feelings or politics. Were you like kind of like,

I don't want to sit with these guys? Yeah, but the only alternative is to sit with the rats and the chomos. Oh, okay. So what happened was. So there's no like normal white table. No. No. What they ended up doing was there was a line of three long tables for the Aryan

Brotherhood. The true hardcore Aryan Brotherhood guys took one table. The other two tables were for what were called the good guys, which were white guys who were not rats or child molesters, but who also were not Aryans. So I sat with the good guys the first year, and the second year I sat with the Italians. Okay.

Let me add one thing. The Crips, the Bloods, the MS-13, the Mexican Mafia, the Boracios, the Nortezos, the Haliscos. one of the burachos asked me if I would write his appeal and so I did he lost but he asked me one day what do I owe you and I said oh nothing I said I got people on the outside I don't need anything at all but thanks for asking he put the word out among all the Hispanic gangs that that I was a good guy that I wrote his appeal and that I didn't charge him anything and so it was hands off and then once word got around that I was with the Italians nobody even looked at

me sideways. Crips and Bloods, so they do have a presence on the East Coast. I always thought of them as a West Coast phenomenon. They are everywhere. And they're always like just a hair's breath from killing each other. I got pulled into the lieutenant's office one time for a dressing down, which I, you know, I laughed in their faces. But I noticed also at the time that they, um, what does dressing, uh, sorry, what's the

This fight broke out and I just kind of sat there. When a fight breaks out, everybody runs back to their cell. The Toyota Tundra and Tacoma are built to keep going, blending rugged muscle with precision engineering, all supported by Toyota's time-tested legacy of dependability. Step into a Tundra and feel the unyielding capability with the available I-Force max engine. Tundra puts out impressive power, torque, and towing performance,

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So I was like, fuck you. I'm watching this show. I'm not going to run back to myself. So I just sat there. Next thing I know, Kariaku, lieutenant's office, immediately. So I go down there. They're like, so tell us about the fight.

I go, what fight? What fight? We just watched you on the cameras, sit there while these two guys were scrapping it out, two feet away from you. I go, I don't know what you're talking about. I was watching TV. I had my headphones in.

I don't know what's going on. We know that you were there. We watched you. You moved your chair to get out of the way of the fight. I go, yeah, maybe you guys were the ones that set up the fight. How about that? Huh? I know how this place works.

I think you guys did the fight. They're like, get the fuck out of the office. So I'm like, exactly. So remember, admit nothing, deny everything, make counter accusations. So it always works. So, um, I noticed when I was down in there that they had pictures, like mugshots up,

of all the gang leaders in the prison. And they had these two that were set apart. And above it, they had this little scrap of paper that said, most dangerous keep separate. And it was the bloods in the crypts. Wow. I said to one of the Italians, I said, there's this one guy that has a tattoo in his neck,

MS-13, all the way. across his neck. I said, how is he in a low security prison? He's the only MS-13 guy here. And the Italian told me it's because he's a rat against MS-13. And this was the only place they could be sure to keep them alive. Well, yeah. Terrifying. Bull Ali, thanks for the five pounds. VW is likely to become a weapons manufacturer for Israel with Chinese brands destroying them in cars. This is a new trend we should expect. I don't know. I always marvel at the fact that VW was allowed to stay in business after World War II,

considering that Adolf Hitler was personally a founding shareholder of VW. No, I don't know. John, any thoughts? I don't know. To tell you the truth. Hogs Candy Land, thanks for the two bucks. Psychiatry isn't much more than herd control. Aubrey's

For the 20 What do you guys think of those cryptic messages? Oh yeah, we already did that. Will Day, thanks for the five. John, do you think the risk of domestic terror attacks has increased significantly since the beginning of this conflict? No. I think that the risk of domestic terror attacks

has increased since the beginning of the Trump presidency. Adams-Mark, thanks for the 25 Emirati. Iran now threatens to occupy UAE sovereign waters, would this push the UAE to resort to attack them? Also, could Bahrain be invaded and annexed by Iran? Oh, that's the Iranian wet dream right there. And that's why the fifth fleet is there to ensure that that never happens. You know, every Iranian I've ever met, including an Iranian who is especially close to me, believes that Bahrain is a part of Iran.

What's the historical claim for that? Well, I mean, it technically was a part of Iran. It was administered by the British. It achieved independence in 1971 from the British. But the Shah exceeded to the Bahraini independence declaration. But, yeah, Iranians believe Bahrain is a part of Iran. I don't. I never have.

No Bahraini I've ever met ever did. They're afraid of the Iranians. They hate the Iranians. Yeah. What about the Emirati waters? You know, I believe that the reason that these, that this latest contingent of Marines is going to the Gulf is not to occupy Harg Island. I think it is to liberate the Tunes for the UAE. I think that's what it's all about.

essay says thanks for the dollar hypothetically where would in Iran with no sanctions rank in the region and globally in terms of importance, economics, etc.

I think it would be a powerful, it would be the dominant regional you know, sort of what I call a regional superpower. It would absolutely

dominate the Middle East. It would be as important to the Middle East as Brazil is to South America or as China is on the Pacific Rim. I think it would dominate the entire region. What about you, John? I agree with that. Hey, can I make a clarification too? A couple of people have commented that Bahrain is majority Shia and somebody else said, not even the Shia. Yes, not even the Shia because, yes, while Bahrain is majority Shia, those Shia are called

Bahraana Shia. They're ethnic Arabs. They're not ethnic Persians. The ethnic Persians that make up the population in Bahrain are closer to 20%. Okay, that's interesting. Manchild, thanks for the dollar. Dearest John, is Andy Bistamante as big of a pompous dick in person as he appears on podcasts? Yes, sir. I think the show. Hope your pardon comes someday.

Thank you for that. Yes, I am not an Andy Bustamante fan in any respect. In fact, no, I won't say that because it hasn't been announced publicly. Okay. No, I'm not a... Cesar's, if we left Cuba completely to its own devices, would it thrive or dive under the current form of government?

Thrive. Definitely thrive. And we're going to lose the ad. Okay, oh yeah, let me... Thank you, John. Okay, here's a little inside scoop that many creators are talking about behind the scenes is actually one of the reasons

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I'd do that. I would do that. I would do that. I think that would be a lot of fun. Totally. You really do. I think, John, you might, I have a lot of stuff, but I think your stuff, you have more variety of stuff, I think. I probably do. From bugs and clowns morning, it might be a weird question. What do you think you guys think is the most important thing that has happened to the world

in the past few days? That is a weird question. In the past few days? In the world? I don't know. Wow. Sorry, I'm stumped. I don't know.

nothing jumped out. I mean, I don't know. There's been a lot of meteor strikes for some reason. That's true. For some reason. I don't know. Anyway, that's a good question.

Pete Walker, thanks for the five Canadian dollars. There was a UBI experiment, universal basic income in Manitoba in the 70s. People took the money and improved their lives, came as a surprise to the government. $2. Elliot, Ted, what do you think of the right-wing cartoonist Ben Garrison?

His cartoons are something else. That's true. They're just absolutely amazing. John, you ever see the fake right-wing cartoons in The Onion? Oh, yeah. They're hilarious. So Ben Garrisons are like actually like that. You know, they're very similar.

They're better drawn than that. That's my old buddy Ward Sutton, who pretends to be Kelly for the Onion. So I actually like Ben Garrison's cartoons. They're insane. The fact that the politics are far right does not bother me in the least. I don't care. As a cartoonist, I look at good cartoons. And I mean, you know, he's a true believer.

He makes me laugh. The style is crazy. Like a million right-wing tropes. Shana, Siri, thanks for the 499. John, have you ever sold the movie rights to your life story? who would you cast to play you? Three times I sold them. And they're for sale right now.

And now that I'm, and I can't say that yet because it hasn't been announced, I'm officially represented now. I've sold him three times. I sold them to Universal Pictures. Scott Stuber, who is a multiple, multiple Oscar winner.

Scott let him lapse. Then I sold him to Warner Brothers, and then Warner Brothers let him lapse. And then I sold him to 20th century Fox, and Fox let him lapse. So then I sort of took a turn. Took them off the market. Now I'm like way, way more famous than I was 10 years ago or 20 years ago.

And so we're going back out. I'm meeting with HBO on Monday. I'm going to stop changing their name. It's annoying. Are you Max? Are you HBO? Yeah. Who knows?

Yeah. I agree. In all seriously. We'll see. I'm optimistic. Who do you want to play you? I used to say Bet Midler. I don't know.

A friend of mine said Eric Banna, and I thought that kind of made sense. I'm not familiar. Oh, he's the Incredible Hulk. Oh, okay. But he was also the star of Munich. He was quite good in Munich. Dr. Borevo, thanks for the five. Following the previous donation, John, would you name your biopic get the hummus?

No. No, you know, this hummus thing, I know we're press, for time, but this hummus thing, I was like dead serious when I talked about it on Diary of a CEO. And it has become the biggest joke in my life. And people are like, hey, on cameo, threaten me with hummus. It's like, dude, it wasn't funny. It was a torture technique. Right.

It's, yeah, you know, this is that thing that when you do art or become art, you no longer belong to yourself and your intent doesn't matter anymore. It's been painful. Aubrey, thanks for the 20 bucks. It seems like some kind of game intended for conspiracy theorists. I don't know what that's referring to. Julia, thanks for the five bucks. I love the show.

John, can you recommend to show a book to better understand Ayatollah Colmenis views and beliefs? I atola Kalmani's views and beliefs. Didn't he write some books? I thought he did. He wrote a bunch. He looked in exile and he was in Paris. In Paris. He wrote a lot.

I have to think about that. That's a good question. Yeah. Unlikely Utopia. Thanks for the five. Ted doesn't want to be called gay by complimenting John's shirt. Also, Ted quotes broke back. About unfair.

Okay, we're going to just before we go out and we're going to hit a few on the way out. But just a reminder, the format here is we're trying to go longer on the analysis and do more of the question and answers. We're going to still be doing them. during the regular shows, but we're going to be doing exclusive Q&A shows Monday and Wednesday at 12 noon Eastern time starting next Wednesday. So if we miss questions during the regular show, those will appear in those 12 noon shows. So don't worry. As for the ones that we're missing today, we will get to those tomorrow.

I mean, sorry, Monday. Handsome Libert Tardian. Oh, God, I had to say it. $5. John, what similarities do you see between the smear? campaign you went through and Joe Kent's now. Good question. I really don't know what to believe. Also would love to see Tim Weiner or Joby Warrick on Deep Focus. Tim Weiner. Oh, oh, both of those are excellent, excellent ideas. I'm in touch with Joby. I just got an email from him

a couple days ago. Tim Weiner, that's a great idea. I'll reach out to both of them. Thank you for that. What was the first part of the question? What do you? Oh, the similarities between the sphere. Oh, yeah, totally. Oh, my God. Yes. It's a very well-trod path.

Yes. I called him the other day. Did I tell you that, Ted? No. I got his number from Tucker. And we're going to give him the Sam Adams Award for Integrity and Intelligence at Veteran Intelligence Professionals for sanity, Vips. And I told him, I said, you're tough.

You're strong. You can tough this out. They're wrong and you're right and just keep reminding yourself. Hey, it would be great to have him on the show if he does that sort of thing. Aubrey, thanks for the 20 bucks. You will be last for today. I thought that maybe those cryptic messages were intended for MAGA to send them on some wild goose chase for no reason. It's like QAnon.

The less time they pay attention to what the administration is doing wrong, the better. Oh, this is the big announcement tomorrow thing. Yeah, maybe. It definitely does seem like that. Big announcement tomorrow you'll see. And then, you know, you stop thinking. Anyway, thanks everyone for tuning in. Have an awesome weekend, John.

You too, Ted. Monday at 9 a.m. Eastern time. Please stay tuned to the TMI show with Manila Chan and me coming right up right now. Take care. Have an awesome weekend, everyone. Bye. Bye, everybody. The Toyota Tundra and Tacoma are built to keep going,

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