Desert Island Dicks - EMMA CONYBEARE

Episode Date: April 24, 2019

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Choose from hundreds of top podcasts offering host endorsements, or run a reproduced ad like this one across thousands of shows to reach your target audience with Lipson Ads. Go to lipsonads.com now. That's L-I-B-S-Y-N ads.com. Hi, I'm James Deacon and welcome to Desert Island Dicks, the show that sees you marooned on a desert island after a plane crash with the worst people and worst things imaginable. Who they are and why they are a dick is up to you.

And here to share their Desert Island Dicks with us today is sports entertainment presenter Emma Coney-Bear. Hello. Hello, how are you? I'm absolutely fine, thanks. How are you? Yeah, good, thank you. Thanks for coming in. No worries.

I'm really excited about this whole concept, by the way. Okay. When you said dicks, I was like, look, please, I've got plenty of dicks in my life that I would not want to be deserted on an island with, but I had to shortlist them all down to just the three. Was it difficult to whittle them down to three? I mean, when it comes... Yeah, I mean, there was a lot of Xs as well.

And I just was like, look, I can't have all the Xs in one place. So I had to go down the shortlist with the Xs. OK. You know, so... Interesting. Well, I look forward to hearing about that. Oh, my God. OK, well, who's going to be your first choice then? Oh, should we go in? No.

I think... No, let's go to be your first choice then? Oh, should we go in? No. I think, no, let's go in soft, shall we? Okay. So I think the first person that I would not want to be like, deserted on an island with

is Ron Burgundy. Ron Burgundy. Ron Burgundy. Yeah, from Anchorman. Yeah. When I saw this, I thought this was so interesting. Why Ron Burgundy?

I have no idea why anybody thinks that that film is like the greatest thing since Sly Spread. It's so annoying. The character's grating. And it's one of those people where just like, ha ha, I'm so funny, aren't I?

And I'm like, no. Yeah, okay. And you just think, if I was on that island, it would just, I literally, my skin would itch. Hmm. Yeah. Okay. Sorry. No, no. I don't know why I just didn skin would itch hmm yeah okay sorry

no no I don't know why I just didn't like it I watched the film and I just was like why do people like this it's like why do people like him

yes okay I didn't get it yeah yeah it's kind of like it's all in jokes and it's like if you're not in

then it's like yeah hmm yeah and could you just imagine if he was actually a real person and that's what he did, like, in real life? You know what I mean? That would be tough.

Like, how vain he would be and how amazing he thinks he is and all the funny, oh, oh. I could just picture that sort of person now. Yes, OK. Have you encountered anyone in real life that meets up to the Ron Burgundy? Hmm, no. No,undy? No. No, okay.

No. No, that's good. Well, that's positive, isn't it? Yeah, exactly. Especially in the line of work that I'm in. Yes. There's no actual, you know. Oh, well, that's good.

Yeah. Well, it's good to hear, especially in this day and age, right? Yeah, definitely, of course. Yeah. Great. Okay, well, Ron Burgundy, did you hear he did a podcast?

No. He did a podcast in character as Ron Burgundy. And this might bring you some pleasure, but I believe it's flopped. Oh, good. Yeah. Yeah, well, I could just imagine that. Yeah, definitely. I think they had to, like, they published the numbers or something and it wasn't good.

No, I just, oh, oh, oh, I can just imagine it now. Like chauvinistic, narcissistic. No. No. Did you watch the second one? No way. It was like the film, I don't think I, oh no, I did watch the end of the film. And I just was, I just got so confused about it.

And I was like, how is this funny? Yes. I don't get it. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Fine fine you started to sound a bit like Ron Burgundy was that deliberate um yeah maybe yeah yeah okay yeah sure I'm not funny at all um okay Ron Burgundy okay I like I like a fictional character yeah Yeah. It's good. Okay, and then who's going to be your second choice? Okay, so my second choice is Nicole Kidman.

Because, first of all, I'm really worried that her face might melt in the sun. Wow. And it's not in a bitchy way. Like, I'm generally worried for her. Like, her face is very, like, China and porcelain. Beautiful woman. There we go. Compliment.

Very, very beautiful woman. But I'm very worried that something so white and shiny could actually melt in the sun. Yeah. And second of all, she comes across such a lovely person. Yeah. And we don't really know the real Nicole Kidman. Interesting. No one really knows the real Nicole Kidman. Whenever she comes up on stage, she does such beautiful speeches

and she's so, like, she holds herself so well and she's so poised and she says such great things. And I'm like, oh, she's such a nice person. No-one's that nice. Interesting. OK. No-one is that nice. So I'm thinking this person is, like, people are not that nice. Even the nicest people which i

thought were at school oh they're cold-hearted bitch really definitely they're so nice and sweet from the outside but they will backstab you and they're the evilest pieces of shit ever yeah and also if i was on an island i'm a very needy person and i like people talking to me yeah and i feel as though that she would par us. Do you think so? Yeah, 100%. I'll be on this island and I'll be like, of course, how was your day today? She'll be like, I could just imagine it now.

Yeah, definitely. For the listener's benefit, Emma swung her head back and dashed her hair to one side. I did a hair flick. A hair flick, that's it. Yeah, I don't like people powering us. What has given you this impression of Nicole Kidman? I don't know, all of the characters that she played. Right, okay.

Stepford Wives. Interesting. Nice. But actually, she turns into an evil character. Yeah? Okay, yeah. But she's not really an evil character, she just gets her own back.

Okay. So, right. And then what was the other... Oh, so Big Little Lies. Yes. Nice character, right? He thinks that she's nice. So many dark, deep secrets.

But she's a nice person in there. You actually feel sorry for her in there. I quite like her in that one. Yeah, so... So you think that there's probably some truth in her casting. Yeah. Hell yeah. Method actors.

They need to know. You can't be all nice. You need to know what it feels like to be a horrible bitch. Yeah. There has to be some reality. Wow. I love the arm swing, the click, head to one side. I know, right?

Really passionate. I said this to my mum earlier. She was like, who would you pick? And I said, Nicole Kipp. She was like, why her? Why? I know. I said, I my mum earlier. She was like, who would you pick? And I said, Nicole Kipp. She was like, why her? Why? I know. I said, I just don't know. I just feel like, you know, like I said,

I would want somebody to talk to me. And I'm worried for her safety, you know, her health. She could melt. Yes. Where does this come from then? See how white her skin is? No, no. And her face is so, like, smooth.

Really? Interesting. She must have so much silicone in there. She's there, do you think? I haven't seen her recently. I haven't seen her recently. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, definitely.

Like, her skin's almost see-through. It's that white. Yeah, like, the picture I've got in my head right now is, like, a China doll. Oh, interesting. Okay. That smooth skin. Lovely. But I like her but i like her you know i do like her but i'm scared that she doesn't like me and i'm not really good with rejection so i feel like if i was on an island with her she would reject me and then i mean feel free to open up at any point

there we go are you not my therapist i'm always talking about therapy right now am i in the wrong place imagine if you closed your eyes and opened and you were oh my god i've just woken up in the wrong place right now what What's going on? Okay, Nicole Kidman, that is interesting. This is definitely the first time Nicole Kidman has come up on this podcast. Ah, see, thinking out to hide the box. Yeah, you are, yes. Okay, Nicole Kidman.

Yes, okay, makes sense. And who is going to be your third choice? Right, so you know how I said about my exes, okay? Yes. I mean, there's a lot of dick heads in my life right and i yeah full straight d-i-c-k-s dicks right there's a lot of them in my life so i had to why so many why so many dicks oh because, because, oh, just guys, they flick in and flick out. And I'm the one that's left heartbroken all the time. So I had to think about the worst one.

Now, this person wasn't necessarily what he did to me was the worst one. But there was a time where my mum said to me, Emma, you know what, babes, don't, she doesn't speak like this, by the way. Okay, it's good. Mask her identity. Yeah, she doesn't speak like this by the way okay it's good mask her identity yeah yeah she doesn't talk like this um so you know what em's like sometimes you don't always have to go for looks yeah sometimes pick a pick an uglier guy that will love you and cherish you right because you're better they think that you've they've got a catch so your mom said yeah she did she did she also said make sure they you know that they've got a catch. Something your mum said, yeah. Yeah, she did.

She also said, make sure they're a geek and something. They want to put you on the pedestal. So I took a leaf out of her book and I was like, okay, this guy came along. He was an actor. So he's still got that sort of sass about him. But I mean, it was, yeah, I mean, put it this way. He wasn't like

it wasn't like an oil painting or anything it was he was about four out of ten okay okay it was kind of sure i couldn't really wear heels it was bald my mom didn't like his eyes proper dodgy wow okay right but i went on this date with him and then we started liking each other, started seeing each other. And then he completely ghosted us. Really? Completely ghosted us. Right. For.

And then he comes popping back in and was like, oh, oh, I just realized I never sent this text message. OK. So. And it was like, oh, you know, it wasn't even bad. The breakup wasn't bad. I wasn't bothered by it. The reason why I wouldn't want to be deserted on an island with this dick, right,

is because I would have to look at his face every single day and go, why did I drop my standards so much for you? Really? And I'd be like, yeah, you know? And I'm like, that's my mum's fault. She told me to go for a four instead of an eight. Oh, my God. So then I'd have to look at him every single day going, oh.

And like, yeah. And I mean, oh, like, sex went that great, Eva. Oh, wow. Yeah, so I'd have to relive those memories every single day, you know? Oh, no. Awkward. And I don't want to do that. I mean, feel free to open up at any point in this.

I thought we were talking about my life. No, it's good, it's good. It's what my therapist said to me. So, like, I need to write a name. Am I going to write four out of ten? You can call it Jay. Call it Jay. to write a name am i gonna write four out of ten you can call it j call it it j oh well yeah wait j dodgy eyes no i'm joking well it's really no you know if j or dodgy eyes i feel like you've narrowed it down enough that um that's amazing yeah i wouldn't be able to say anymore like who

it is because you know just in case i i offend the person so did this happen directly from your mum's advice so was it like your mum said this and you you had it in the back of your mind and you're thinking right well no the thing is i just picked the wrong sort of guys in terms of like and i mean i've picked different guys in different categories okay not in the horrible way right you know i've you know like rugby cricket football like you know and then i just decide and my mom was just like emma stop going for those people you know stop going for those people yes okay go for something so you know what do i do i pick an actor you know that was in a film right but i thought hang a second, he's not that fit. Okay. He must like me.

I'm a catch to him. Okay. You know, I should have the upper hand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Wow. And then I have to look at that and be like, you rejected me? You rejected me?

I know. And that's not me being big headed, right? Because I don't even class myself as a, you know, like whatever, out of 10. But I'm definitely a better than four out of 10. Oh, my God. This is so good. I mean, yeah. You're speechless.

You're like, okay, anything else you want to say about it? I've normally got loads of follow-up questions. Like, I just kind of let you speak and it's just all happening. It's fine. She just comes out. Yeah. Okay. Wow.

So not tempted to go outside of your normal remit again? See, the problem is I'm starting to shit where I sleep, you know. Okay. Yeah, and I'm starting to, the categories are starting to evaporate, so I'm going to have to start, you know, going back. I'm joking. Look, I'm not thinking about the categories anymore. I'm literally like believing in fate.

Right. I'm going to fall over and Prince Charming's going to pick me up. Nice, okay. Yeah, I know, right. You must meet many nice suitors in in your line of work oh well yeah i i have yeah i mean the amount of football players that slide into my dms yeah of course right if i was into if i was interested in them but like i said that they are the only sportsmen i do not go near because wouldn't it be awkward if I go and interview them for like whatever, like England football or something like that.

And you'll be like, oh, yeah, remember what happened? You know, it's just awkward. I don't want to be a change of room conversation. OK. But yeah, so anyways. Are you saying that you're getting England footballers sliding into your DMs? No, I'm not saying anything! I feel like that might have been what you just said.

You're like, can you edit this out later? Yeah! No, no, no. Okay, fine. Okay, so J slash dodgy eyes slash... Four out of ten. Four out of ten. Wow, that is really cutting.

No, let's not do the dodgy eyes. That's just horrible. Some people are just born with them. Yes. J. J. Yes. Jay. Jay. Okay. Great.

Oh, thank you very much. What an island that has turned out to be, right? I know, right? I'm trying to think who my best option would be. If I had to go off of just the one person, I think I'd, you know what, I'd be next to Nicole Kidman. I'd be like, brown nose nut. I'd be like, look, mate, it's fine.

I'll do this for you. Do you want your foot? Actually, no, I wouldn't touch her feet. But I'm the sort of person I'm like, come on. I'm a nice, but you want to talk to me. You want to talk to me. Try and make some friends. Yeah, I know.

And I think she would be the only person that I would want to be friends with. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. Well, thank you very much. You're a podcast listener and this is a podcast ad.

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That's L-I-B-S-Y-N-ads.com. Emma, now mercifully among the wreckage of the plane... I said that too quickly. Thank you very much, Emma. Now, mercifully among the wreckage of the plane, there was some food and drink left over. Unfortunately for you, it's your least favourite food and drink in the world.

What are they and why are they so bad? OK, so truffle. Food truffle. Yeah, it smells and it's your least favourite food and drink in the world. What are they and why are they so bad? OK, so truffle. Food truffle. Yeah, it smells and it's vile. And I work in an Italian restaurant and every time they bring over the truffle by the pasta, oh, a gag. Do you? Why eat something that smells like shite?

Oh, wow. And I know, and it's supposed to be like, oh, lovely and cool mane. Like, oh, you know, the raddidi-da-di-da people love. Oh, let's have some truffle, shall we? Mac and cheese. Like, I'm sorry. Just the smell. And I love food.

I love every type of food. I'm the easiest person ever. Stick something in front of me, I'll eat it. Right? Truffle, the smell just puts it off me. And I'm not very good with smells. You know? Like, I'm the sort of person that...

I... I... When I was younger, every time I used to get on the plane, and you know how they used to have the plane food in those metal containers? The smell of it made me sick. Oh, me too.

So every time I got on the plane, I used to puke. Oh, yeah. Before we even took off. Like the broiled food. Just the smell of it. It's like that with truffle, is it? I can actually smell it now. Thinking about it. It's like that with truffle, is it? I can actually smell it now.

Thinking about it. It's not nice. Have you ever tried it? I think once before it got slipped into something, but I don't know. Not deliberately. Yeah, but you can smell it. Just the smell. Yeah.

Sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So you work in an Italian restaurant? Well, I DJ in David Luiz's restaurant football player Chelsea football player he has a restaurant in Mayfair

and I DJ there like a couple Saturdays lovely place by the way really nice but yeah bump into all the Chelsea football players do you yeah irrelevant

I'm a Watford supporter so I'm like I don't care who you are I don't want a photo okay yeah I don't want a photo yeah maybe they just want a photo who you are i don't want a photo okay yeah i don't want a photo yeah maybe they just want a photo with you exactly i don't want a photo um and then turn up in your

dms um okay truffle yeah i think you know that's just fine and as well imagine that's your only thing you've got to eat oh my god it's just so rich and i'd be i'd be so skinny by the end of this okay yeah nothing to eat and what's gonna be your drink choice um the aloe vera juice you know that green bottle okay the texture makes me gag it's like anybody swallowing that it's like i know this is a really disgusting description so apologies if i hurt anybody's ears while saying this, but it's like basically you're swallowing flavoured semen. I've never tried it. What? Aloe vera, I think.

It's completely sweet. It's just... Neither. Okay, well there you go. I don't like the texture of it okay yeah one of them i don't know i don't know you went there the aloe vera so it's got a weird it is kind of like slimy yeah what is the so obviously the flavor is aloe vera i can't think that i've ever tried it no no it's not nice yeah i know that these people are inventing these great juices.

Like, oh, wow, it has more hydration than water. How? What? The coconut water. Oh, my God, it's so much better than normal water. But why, though? You know, water's water. Water's part of your body.

You're not full of, like, aloe vera juice because it's better for you. Could you imagine it? Oh, aloe vera juice. Yeah, yeah. I think that's got to be a lie. It's bullshit. How can it be more hydrating than water? It's rubbish.

Absolutely. Coconut. Oh, love this. Gives you more hydration. Why? Just drink some water. Down a pint of water. I don't believe it for a second.

Aloe vera juice. Okay, aloe vera. Right. Yeah. Okay, thank you. Emma, fortunately you won't be without entertainment on the island. The Plains Entertainment System continues to work, but just your luck, it only has two working settings.

One is your least favourite film of all time and the other is your least favourite song. What are they and why? It's Mary Poppins 2. You know the brand-new one with Emily Blunt? Yes. Oh, my God. So my family said, oh, around Christmas time,

oh, wouldn't it be a lovely idea if we go over to, like, the cinema and have a lovely family day out? Bear in mind, my family said, oh, around Christmas time, oh, wouldn't it be a lovely idea if we go over to the cinema and have a lovely family day out? Bear in mind, my younger sister, she's a musical theatre dancer. So she chose the film. And I thought, oh, Mary Poppins, you know, how Walt Disney do all these great films. Dumbo. Is that a musical, by the way?

No idea. Yes, it is. Yeah, yeah. Oh, God. Right? is that a musical by the way no idea yes it is oh god right I'm not even shitting you we got into this thing this cinema and

Mary Poppins came up and the first thing was Van Dyke you know the musical comes in riding the bike starts singing and I just looked, I was like, you've got to be shitting me. I said, is there singing throughout this?

I said, I just want to watch a film. If it's about Mary Poppins, that's cool. You know, didn't mind the last one. But this one, all the singing around it. And there was no nice songs in there. Like, oh, let's go fly a kite. Love that. No, yeah.

And they slipped it in at the very end. But like, no one knows this. Also, this also secondly what really really messes up my head is how they jump into plates and weird penguins slap their feet and characters which are cartoon like you can't mix up cartoon and a real character it's like roger rabbit. How can you mix the two up? A normal person and a character. Don't like it. I remember liking Roger Rabbit as a kid, but I imagine it hasn't aged. Yeah, it's not bad.

It's not bad. It hasn't aged well, though, I imagine. Yeah, probably. Yeah, let's not watch it, right? Because that would really upset us. Just remember that it was okay. Because I thought it was good. But then it had a really good storyline

and there's no singing. Yes, okay. You know? Whereas this one you had some characters which were cartoon characters which were evil cartoon characters taking the children it just and then they're they're on a plate and the plate crack uh just i just get out get out of the bowl just get back to life and then the singing as well oh she's dummy and he just kept going on and on and on i I said, is it finished now?

Really? It's like two and a half hours long. I said, that's two and a half hours of my life I've wasted. Were you saying this during the film? I mean, I was definitely moaning for hours. Okay, yeah. At the end of it, I was like, did you like it? They were like, well, it's...

I was like, you made me what? Made me watch that? Is it that bad? Jesus Christ. Really that bad? Yeah. You think like all the money in the world and they churn out something that's not. And I said to my sister, I was like, oh, that, is it called Dick Van Dyke?

Yeah, it is. Wait, no, no, no. That's not the old guy, right? Yeah, it is. Oh, I like Dick Van Dyke. He's in that. Not a problem, right? When I saw his face, I was like, this is the highlight of the film.

Yes, okay. No, I'm talking about the music producer which did like on stage theatre and he was the one that was writing all the songs throughout and I said, he's shite. And Jordana was just like, oh, he's the person that's been writing all these. Jordana, my younger sister, which is the musical theatre, so she knows all this.

I start slagging off the guy which is the person that's done some great theatre shows. I said, well, he can't sing and he can't act and he annoyed me throughout the thing. She's like, oh, but I love him so much. He's done so many theatre great things. I was like, I don't really care. No, not for you.

Yeah, OK. All right, fine. I'm really passionate about that. Yeah. But it really upset me, that film. Did it nearly ruin a Christmas for you? You know what? It wasn't the nice way to finish 2018

really it was that upsetting okay wow um and then for the rest of your life i'm not a nice person am i really like the way i say things i'm just no i'm quite an evil person you know but sometimes you just have to let go yeah you can move on this is is how I'm saying it. You do. And maybe you can draw a line under Mary Poppins after this. Do you know about that? No idea. Lasting memory. So the song that I cannot stand and if I had to listen to it

one more time, I think I would break the radio is George Ezra and Shotgun. I don't know why anybody likes this. He seems like such a lovely person, right? And he's got... I mean, don't get me wrong, the tone of his voice is very interesting.

But his music choices are just like... He's like, oh, I'm riding shotgun. You know? Like, wow! Oh, my God! I'm riding shotgun! But it's like, I'm so upset, I'm riding shotgun. Yeah, OK.

And I'm just like, oh. And I just don't get it it's just one of those songs where you can wake up singing so if i wake up singing to it tomorrow i'll be so upset yeah i'm with you okay okay and i feel like it was just hammered home it was just like on all the time right and ever since i matt edmondson said shotgun riding shotgun with your mom like i had to google it just to make sure what the real lyrics were and it definitely doesn't say mum but now I always say mum

because I think it makes the song better I'm riding shotgun with your mum No it doesn't Matt Emerson says that's what it sounds like BBC One radio presenter Yeah okay I know right George Ezra shotgun Right, okay. BBC One radio presenter. So, yeah. Yeah, okay.

I know, right? I know, yeah. George Ezra Shotgun. I mean, he does seem like a nice guy. Lovely guy. But all of his songs are just played too much. Bland. Bland, yes.

I'm so sorry, babes. Oh, Budapest. Yeah. I do the Budapest. Yeah. I'm not feeling it. Again and again. Yeah, it's just not me. Okay. At all. Yeah. I'm not feeling it. Again and again. Yeah, it's just not me.

Okay. At all. Okay. George Ezra, Shotgun's going to be your song choice. And finally, the island is overrun by the biggest dick of all the animals. Which animal is it and why? Now, I really, really couldn't decide on this. Mm, it's toughy.

But I think it would have to be mice. Mice? They scare the shite out of me. Do they? Yeah. Only because they just pop out of nowhere and they're really fast. Rats, not a problem. You see them a mile away.

Okay, you find that ugly, you know. But mice, you hear them scratching. I lived on Brick Lane. Oh, okay. I lived on Brick Lane in a nice place, in a nice flat, above an Italian restaurant. And there was times I heard them scratching. Oh, no. And the worst thing is I was in my bed and I was reading my book and all of a sudden this little mouse just ran into my room and ran out again

I absolutely got my pants did I sleep that night no and it was a tiny little thing I'm on the tube right there's mice yes and it just comes out of nowhere and it just and what do i do like i scream like it's it's a mouse yeah i know don't like him okay could you imagine if there was loads on there oh it'd be horrible yeah i know exactly what you mean i can't deal look i feel like i'd like to tell myself i'm fine with mice right but in actual fact if i had to like be have loads of them around me it would be horrible wouldn't it oh my god i'm not goosebumps right now i just can't deal with oh if you're sat on the train and they all like um okay it's like we're in old street right now you see a lot of them at old street i told you east london full of them absolutely riddled with

mice yes everywhere you go yes. I totally agree with that. Imagine you arrive on this island, you're like, okay, right, I can bear this until we get found and it's just overrun with mice. Oh my God. And you're sleeping and they just crawl on you. Oh no, it'd be grim.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'd have to make a tree house. Emma, thank you so much for coming in. Oh, you're welcome. I feel a lot better, by the way. Do you? I feel like I've kind of like replenished, like repented my sort of hatred for people.

Yeah. I'm going to leave like such a nice person now. I'm going to say bye and say hi to everybody on the street. Yeah. Hope you're having a great day. Like a weight's been lifted off your shoulders. I feel good. Yeah.

Emma, so you do many things. Yes. Including a podcast. Yes, we do, yeah. Do you things. Yes. Including a podcast. Yes, we do. Yeah. Do you want to tell people about a podcast? Oh, my God. OK, so Match of the Bay is a light-hearted outlook on sport. So we talk about there's free girls, because, I mean, why not have a free girl-facing podcast? There's not many of them out there.

But what's really great about it is you've got me, which is a sports entertainment presenter. You've got Amy Christopher's, which is ex-Page Free glamour model. And you've also got a sports presenter, Nathalie Polly. And we're very much, well, them two are a little bit more

friendlier with some football players. So we get a lot of inside scoop. We talk about what's happening in the news as well, behind the headlines. But it's funny, you know. We've got our own opinions. And, of course, females' opinions are different to males' opinions. It's just a good, light-hearted podcast about football.

Nice. That's great. I know. A female's perspective. Okay. It's good. Great. What a great premise for a podcast. And if people want to find you on social media, where can they find you? Okay, so you can follow me on Twitter, which is just MSCV underscore. On my Instagram is Emma Coney Bear, which is C-O-N-Y-B-E-A-R-E. It's a bizarre name. Yeah, it's cool, isn't it? And then Match of the Bay is just Match of the Bay, like spelt B-A-E. So, yeah.

Thank you so much. Thank you. I've enjoyed myself.