Desert Island Dicks - PADDY YOUNG

Episode Date: September 24, 2024

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Hello it's me James Deacon. Today on the podcast we're joined by the hilarious Paddy Young. Paddy is excellent and I urge you to go and follow him on Instagram. The videos on there are brilliant and you can be the first to find out what he's up to at the minute. Also we're one week closer to our new host joining. Have you guessed who it is yet? We would also love to hear from you on the podcast. Get in touch at Dickspod on Instagram and X or dickspod.comcom contact so you can leave us a little bit of a longer message and let us know who and what you'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island but in the meantime here's desert island dicks with paddy young Hi, I'm James Deacon and welcome to Desert Island Dicks,

the show that sees you marooned on a desert island after a plane crash with the worst people and worst things imaginable. Who they are and why they're a dick is up to our guest. And here to share their Desert Island Dicks with us today is comedian Paddy Young. Hello, Paddy. Hello, how's it going? I'm how are you pretty good yeah it was nice actually because i woke up it's a bit cold but i'm thinking about being on an island has made me feel so good about being in a flat that's it yeah yeah yeah i was really i was really getting into it and thinking about it and i was there for a while really what was it like what was it like

in your mind i think the daytime's all right isn't it it's the night it's the night the nights are long yeah have you watched any of those programs like the island with bear grills or whatever it's just like in the day they're just running about looking for crocs and like by night it's just like they're getting battered by the weather i feel like yeah uh you're not you're not smashing coconuts and drinking out of them in the night time are you no it's true it's true long nights um how did you find choosing the people and things for the desert island struggled because there's so many people that i want to talk about in detail but i just know that it would be bad to do so there's people in my life i really wanted to do a previous landlord that i've got so much i might

even talk i'll see if we if this if i get boisterous and this goes well i might i might sling him in oh okay there's an you can have on look we say three but it's fast and loose there's honorable mentions whatever mentions yeah yeah that's fine that's fine okay i think let's not delay let's let's get into it um who's going to be your first choice well you already mentioned them i think i'm going to pick bear grills all right all right talk me through it i don't dislike the bloke i've seen his little tv shows and interviews and he seems perfectly nice, but I think being stuck on an island with him, it actually would be as pragmatically useful. I think it would be awful. I'd feel so useless.

Oh, right. Okay. It's more about the fragile ego rather than anything else. Yeah. All the things that i've got going for myself personality wise would count for absolutely nothing on this island so all of a sudden he's 100 top dog all i would be doing is is he'd be telling me exactly what to do and i'd have to follow him do you know what i mean go and pick this berry oh you don't tie not like that like i'd be initially so grateful for him to be there but i i honestly think i'd rather eat the wrong berry and die yeah i think imagine immediately becoming bear grill

sidekick that's painful that is that's awful just knowing that he was better than you at everything possible on that island would be awful yeah imagine me imagine we're having like an island meeting and it's my turn to hold the conch and i'm trying to like argue against what he wants to do it's just not going to happen and i'd be completely beholden to him and i know that i i know that i would secretly resent him but i know that i would try not to let it show and i would suck up to him yeah um because there's a part of us that wants everyone to like them right and so you're like and as well imagine the scenario where he tells you to do something you say no i'm not doing it and then you end up like maimed or sleep in the rain while he's in shelter you've got to you've got to listen to bear grills

it'd be awful imagine if if we all survived then the story would all be about him saving everyone and i'd have to be all going all thanks bear and if we died he's far more famous than me so i'd be like a footnote so either way it's not my story it's true it's true yeah again the fragile he does a 24 part series off the back of it of how you got through what is it doing to your career being on the island do you think hmm that's a really good question what would my angle be yeah oh you know what maybe i'll maybe i'll turn it on him and i'll be like actually pretty toxic behavior from bear oh nice okay yeah yeah i see actually actually do you know what making um another person drink their own piss um maybe that's pretty unhealthy practice. That's bullying. So what you're looking for is just one payout from the sun and then the rest is.

Yeah. That or you could just become his TV sidekick. You could be like on all of his TV shows as like the demo man. Yeah. Oh, what am I doing here? And then he'd tell me yeah i probably tried the truth is i would honestly try so hard i would really really really want him to like me truth be told yeah yeah i know that because i'm so i know that i'd be so bad i'm so um i'm so fragile and thin-skinned and not pragmatic and And I know that he would, you know,

if the wind was blowing and the roof fell off or whatever, he'd be telling me like, you know, you need to go and do that now. And he wouldn't be meaning it, but I would take it in a bad way. I've done so many jobs, which I was bad at. And I used to think, God, my boss is a real dick. And looking back, they weren't a dick. I just wasn't cut out for the job. Yes, you're not the right person to do it.

I'm with you. I'm with you. And I shouldn't be on the island. So I'd're not the right person to do it. I'm with you. I'm with you. And I shouldn't be on the island. So I'd rather be on with people that are like the same level as me and we can sort of vibe it out. Yes. I do think you could spin it. You're a very cool guy and you're very funny, right?

Two things that Bear doesn't have. So when you get back from the island, you could be like, I've learned all of these skills. I am the new, funnier, cooler Bear Grylls. And you could have that trajectory. I could see it now. Wow. Cub Grylls.

Cub Grylls. Nice. Okay. Yeah. All right. So Bear Grylls. Anything else about Bear Grylls before we put him on the island? No, I think it's fine.

By the way, Bear, if you're listening, I don't know if he's a big fan, but it's nothing personal. I just, it wouldn't work out. Okay, okay. Consider him told. Paddy, who's going to be your second choice? I think those nonce hunters on facebook for anyone that doesn't know what what that is what is that there would you say they describe themselves as vigilantes i'd say yeah yeah yeah they are

i don't know who are they a group? Basically, they're people that meet up with paedophiles online and then they find them in an alley somewhere or in a shopping mall and they video them and they threaten them and they call the police. Obviously, there's something about what they do, which is good. Yeah. They're the person that takes a photo of them giving a homeless guy five pounds. Yes, yes, I'm with you. You know what I mean?

It doesn't feel altruistic. In essence, what they're doing is a good thing maybe because it's stopping that bad thing happening i just can't imagine being on a desert island with these people i hate all of it i don't like i don't i don't like any of it it all it makes me all uncomfortable obviously all of it is a part of life that i don't want to think about in, in that, in that way. I did see an amazing video though. An amazing video where someone, they found a guy, an old guy in a, and they,

they cornered him and they're doing it live on Facebook, right? Rather than recording it, it goes live out on Facebook. And they accidentally, they accidentally put a filter on him and they put a filter from um a caveman film what's that film that was coming out it was like a claymation film with cape and he's got a huge he's got huge butt teeth and hair coming out like that and so they're interviewing him they

interviewed him and he's defending himself but he looks like a cartoon caveman it's absolutely awesome oh look at that it makes it it makes him look more sympathetic what's it called is it called like the crudes or something like that yeah yeah i think it i think it might be i think it might be maybe or is it new man oh it might be new man ardman ardman is it yeah make wallace and good man and google it now caveman early man early man early man yeah okay i don't know why we need to get into the specifics of that of that bit but i think fine um okay so far a strange but brilliant island i think paddy who's going to be your third choice my guitar teacher when i was in year seven oh okay okay yeah mark yeah can we do people that you don't know that's all right no that's great yeah please please personal stories are even better

yeah i think about him a lot my mum got me to do um violin lessons and i was i enjoyed it and then my teacher moved away and then i got a new violin teacher and they weren't very good we just didn't it just didn't work so i just stopped and i stopped playing for about a year and then she said why don't you play guitar well maybe my friends play guitar either way i remember just i remember just getting a guitar but not for like not for the right reasons do you know i mean i look back i should i was gonna say you get into secondary school you start to like people are playing you different bands and stuff and you think i want a bit of that yeah yeah yeah exactly but looking back if i would have anything i should have been a drummer but guitar got guitar and this teacher this guy called mark he used to come

around our house and he smoked You could tell he was a heavy smoker, but he always had soft mints. You know those spearmint soft mints? Yeah, yeah. And he used to always have one in his mouth, just in between the bottom teeth and his lip. And he'd flick it over and over again

all the time. Oh, no. Horrible. That's stressful. And, again, this isn't just as much about me as it is him because he probably wasn't a bad person but every week it was like torture because i wouldn't play guitar all week because i hated it i would i would i would sit on my speaker and just strum my guitar and just make noises so that my parents thought i was learning but i wasn't i was actively just having a bad time rather than practicing then he'd come around and then he'd go right let's go through it and i would be rubbish and it would just be the same and i don't know looking back why

why was i doing it why are my parents spending the money you know he was it was useless for all of us and the conversation i'll never forget i told my mom mum, I said, look, this isn't for me. I want to stop doing it. I was shy. I was 11 years old or 12. So I told my mum, not the teacher. And she was like, don't worry, I'll tell him. And so I went to have my, but she was like, you have to do your last lesson because he's over there.

So he comes round and then halfway through the lesson he goes so you're quitting are you oh no and then he says what are you going to learn next the harpsichord say that 12 year old boy you're like he took it so personally he was like it was weird it was just weird and it's just me and him in my living room and he was like like being mean oh yeah that's weird mean man that's so weird i think i think about him often yeah yeah and anytime anytime i like i try and like you know learn a new skill or you know you know you're like trying you know you get like a bit of furniture you're trying to you're trying to put it together and you get frustrated and you just stop doing it in those lapses i'll hear him going what are you gonna learn next the harpsichord that's always like hanging over me that's awful horrible man maybe not even horrible

maybe not even horrible just just bad just bad just bad for you also like it's i like where you went with it because you've heard what the format of the podcast is and your brain immediately went to him. You immediately thought that would be the worst every day. I'll be honest, I wanted to start with him, but I thought let's season him with some non-tunners. Yeah. Oh, that's good. I have been in the same situation have you the amount the amount of things that i've picked up and dropped over the years is ridiculous and but the heartbreaking thing

about a music teacher is the right one it can change your life it's true you're right and for one-on-one passion like you know, like they can be that person in your life. Oh, you could have gone down a completely different road. Yeah. I could have earned even less money. Oh, I wish you'd found the drums. Is it too late? Is it too late?

I don't know. I think the problem is I live in a flat share with other people yeah in a in a flat with four people above and below me and i don't have a lot of space so it's like i don't know how could you do it how could you do unless i got those ones you put headphones in but maybe maybe i said it to my mum i said why didn't i learn the drums and she said oh my god i've been thinking about that recently and we both had been thinking. She felt she failed by making me do guitar. But I think I wanted to do guitar because of whatever reason. Stupid bad reasons.

Yeah, yeah. That's the way it goes. Okay. Oh, mate. Well, look, I'd say it's never too late. So this music teacher, Mark, that is going to be painful. And what an odd group of people that you've ended up with on the island. I'll tell you what, though.

I'm getting the non-centers on him. Oh, here we go. I'm going to say, oh, the reason I never learned to play it is because that's why I quit. There we go. Investigation. Okay. Anything else about Mark before we put him on the island?

No, that's it. Kill him. Guitar teacher. He's on. Right right thank you very much Paddy now mercifully amongst the wreckage of the plane there was some food and drink left over unfortunately for you it's your least favourite food and drink in the

world what are they and why are they so bad I think the food is going to have to be um Huel oh yes yes bad bad bad stuff uh for those of you that don't know it's a Cuele. Oh, yes, yes. Bad, bad, bad stuff. For those of you that don't know, it's a meal replacement powder for city boys who want to experience rationing.

Yeah, yeah. They want to experience some hardship in their lives. Yeah, yeah. A lot of historical reenactors are only interested in the fighting aspects of war, but these people want to taste the diet of a country under siege. It's awful it's awful dreadful um i am gonna just jump in real quick if that's all right i i'm in an office that i went uh with a friend of mine and there's some guys next door and they're like um some young ex-city boy accountant

types and they're all on Huel it gets delivered here have you ever used the toilet after someone that's like only eats or drinks Huel I can't imagine oh my god it is vile it is it's some of the worst smells I've ever experienced it is it's crazy it is what it is doing to someone's insides is is wrong food is one of the it's one of the only real pleasures we we get anymore you know i mean and you want to and you want to turn it into grit like and like you said these if someone has if someone's on huel because they can't afford it or you know all that whatever but it's not it's always like you say it's always city boys it's always people that earn 120 000 pounds a year and are in their 20s or 30s so they don't need to lose

weight and they're drinking gravel yeah yeah yeah it's it makes no sense i also hate i saw an interview with the ceo of he wants it to be known as a clothing brand as much as it is a food brand so they sell t-shirts right and it got me thinking why is it always the evil drinks that want to be clothing right like red bull they do the jackets monster energy they do the hats huelder's t-shirts i think you know the way like poisonous animals where i've got like brightly colored yeah like these clothes it's nature's way of telling you this man is a predator it says something about the people that drink it as well right or have it as their meal replacement is those people would think that they they think they knew it all but have obviously succumbed to some marketing campaign that's convinced them

that that's what they need definitely also so you're on the island right and you're with those dickheads and the you open the cargo hold of the plane and it's just fuel warm fuel is the way you're going to survive this. That's awful. I'm jumping in the sea. Yeah, it's over. Swim, swim until you can't see land, just keep going. Think how, yeah, think how appeasing those poisonous berries will look.

Yeah, 100%. You're already ignoring Bear Grylls on everything that he says. Okay, Huel. Yeah. Grim. I just don't understand why you would do it also I would say the people that are having Huel most of the time are still going and getting some fried chicken on a Friday night of course they are I'm sure they're having their weekend pints I mean it doesn't it doesn't matter yeah yeah like yeah you're not an astronaut mate it's not space food unless that space is a new building clapham it likely is okay here all for your food choice what's going to be your drink choice

now this is a drink that i don't personally hate at all had some on the weekend. But I don't want it there for very similar reasons and I'll leave you to guess why. Guinness. Oh, Guinness. Are you aware of Guinness gurus and Guinness experts? No. They've not found their way into your algorithm?

Oh, right. People that are like, here's the perfect pint of Guinness. It's like, okay. Okay. Snobbery. Snobbery. Snobbery. Snobbery. These people that have once again found a way of turning consumerism into like a hobby and a craft. Okay. Yeah. I'm with you. I'm with you. Right. My fear is if Guinness was there and there are other men on the island between the ages of 20 and 40, then the chances are they would all be critiquing every can,

every pour, what glass we're putting it into, the domage. I'd be wanting to drink it and they'd be going, oh, make sure you split the G. You know about splitting the G? Oh, split the G. All of these things. You're supposed to like of these things like all these rules it's like lad it's a beer it's just stop turning it into like a thing it's course it's nice but every time i've been to guinness unless i'm on my own i'm looking over both shoulders making sure like someone's not you know shit london guinness isn't gonna tag you in a picture yes yeah and i don't

even mind i don't mind that so much because at least that's like it's funny seeing a picture of you know a bubbly guinness in a car and i understand it's more they're like redditors these people you know i mean they just critique everything down to like the fine point and it's like lad it's a beer so i do think guinness would be um yeah imagine the huell guys on guinness they're the people that follow those accounts definitely like yeah that lad's got it right on his hinge bio says yeah huell in the day guinness at night nice um okay yeah i mean guinness as a drink i find difficult to let it go on the island because i do love a guinness but it's your island and i think your reasoning is great i'm not going to

stop here am i do you know what i mean but maybe you know maybe to counter that maybe being on a desert island you know might be the only time i can really you know i can just enjoy it for what it is you'd have to enjoy it warm though probably which wouldn't be great i don't know about that something i saw the other day in a pub i ordered a guinness and i think they are marketing geniuses they've got a thing which you might have seen on the bar sometimes where they pour like half the pineapple as always and then stick it on this thing but then it lights the guinness up from the bottom have you seen that yeah i was just thinking why why have why have they spent money on this and i do think it's genius because then everyone at the bar that's queuing to get a drink looks across and looks at this like well-lit guinness doing its thing yeah and at that moment i thought genius that is. That is genius. And you know what, James? We're talking about that now.

Okay? You just played right into their hands. What a sucker. What a sucker. They said, we get this light. They said, oh, the light, it pushes up the price. No, no, no. They're going to be talking about this on hit podcasts across the land.

There's going to be 10,000 listeners a week. Listening to the light. If they are listening to this, sponsor the podcast. Oh, come on, Guinness. We love you. We love you, fans. Huel, if you're listening, please. I need money.

Not as much as a Facebook. Come on. That's where I draw the line. Right. Paddy, fortunately, you won't be without entertainment on the island. The plane's entertainment system continues to work, but just your luck. It only has two working settings. One is your least favourite film of all time,

and the other is your least favourite song. What are they and why? Well, I don't know if it's my least favorite film i do think a lot about watching a film is expectation right okay yeah so to counter this i saw parasite with my sister the day it came out initially on a small release by pure coincidence so we hadn't heard anything about it. We absolutely loved it, obviously. But I think I enjoyed it even more because I was like, what's this? You know, we went to see some tiny little,

I think it was even like an art gallery that had a screen. And we were like, why is no one talking about this film? This is unbelievable. It was like a 40 seater. I would still have enjoyed it if I see that, you know,

after all the hype, but it was something about seeing it then. counter to that the counter to that everything everywhere all at once I've not seen it awful is it everyone loves it but I'll say this everyone loves it all the people I know in my life whose opinions I respect I'm talking. I'm talking friends. They all love it. But it is awful. What's so bad about it? I've not seen it. I guess it is, you know, going back to the Redditors, this film is like if Reddit made a film.

Like, it's like a two and a half hour Rick and Morty episode. Okay. There's so many stakes that there's no stakes at all. I don't know, but everyone who's going to be listening is going to be disagreeing with me, and I know that I'm wrong because makes it my leftist cinema thing.

They were crying. They were crying. And what's going to be your song choice? Song choice is a difficult one, actually. I think I'm going to do frog axel f oh it's just textbook choice i think but not for the reason you think all right okay i like the song i actually bought it on cd did you yeah wow what age would you have been when it came out i don't know i want to say about 13 let's have a look yeah i don't know i won't look it up but yeah probably about 12 13 yeah 11 i don't know but i remember absolutely loving it me and my

sisters we couldn't believe it when that came out and we used to have, I remember we got, remember when we got, was it FreeSat? Do you remember FreeSat? Yeah, yeah. I remember we got that when we were about that age, and then we had music channels. Yeah, yeah.

And, because we didn't have, we didn't have YouTube, so we could just watch the video whenever we wanted to, but we loved the video. It felt like a whole world in there. You know, do you remember the video? He's going around all the roads and he's getting chased

yeah and i but we could only catch it when it happened to be on tv so what we used to do so we used to turn the tv on and we do shift we'd put it on really loud and someone would be in the room or someone would have to be in the room next to it so they could sort of see through and then if crazy frog came on we'd all shout we'd all go and watch it and it would be an amazing three minutes and then it'd be like another couple of hours before it was on again but we watched it every time it was on that's so good and i remember we'd watch like we'd be watching children's tv but we'd keep flicking back to see if crazy frog would come back on so i love the song i love i love the frog um i love the people that i just i just look they just there's so much going on there's

it feels like there's a whole universe they're like i can't believe they've done so many crazy frog songs and they've not brought out a film they did crazy frog popcorn do you remember that one no you know the popcorn song they did that yeah i think i knew that i think i knew that they did crazy if they did we are the champions and it was like ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding and ring ding ding anyway it was awesome but the reason it the reason uh i'm putting it in the thingy is because i had a really bad phone and I got fooled into, you know, those magazines and they used to sell you ringtones and wallpapers.

Yeah. Yeah. And I tried to buy the music video so I could have it all the time, wherever I went and I bought it, but I sort of knew in my heart of hearts that my phone wasn't good enough to put to have the file, but I did it anyway. I bought it and it was like six quid

and then it didn't work and i was a bit heartbroken but then what i didn't realize is i'd actually locked myself into a subscription service and i used to top my phone used to always run out of credit used to get credit you remember you put five pounds into your phone you'd spend it on text and calls and every time i topped it up it would just go and i realized months later that it was costing me six pounds a week which which think when you're like 12 13 years old that's low that's so much money so that song i love it i still listen to it and enjoy and well it just it makes me think of all those all that laughs do you still do you still listen to it and enjoy and well it just it makes me think of all those all that laughs do you still do you still listen to it and enjoy it i love that song do you put it on when when do you put it on did a gig with ed knight a couple of weeks ago another comic of good friend of mine

and i i came on to it that was my engine music did you i love i love that i'd love to see you walk onto that it's an amazing, it's like full of optimism and it's sort of retro and new. And like, he's just, you know what? The more you listen to him, the more you're like, you know what? Maybe we're the crazy ones. Yeah.

Maybe he's got it right. Yeah. I just searched it. In my head, he rode around on a moped he didn't he's just in the shape of writing something it's amazing was it invented as a song or was it invented for like an advert or something i think someone in like a country like somewhere in scandinavia and i think it was called like the annoying thing. Yes. And I think there was an audio clip first of all.

And it was like, I think the first time I ever heard it, there was like a picture of a Formula One car. And it was like this funny car sound, but that probably wasn't the inception of it. But I don't think it started as the crazy frog. Oh, it's good.

When you look it up, it's actually i want to see an investigative podcast i want to hear an investigative podcast into this i was a swedish guy yeah um 17 year old gothamburg student daniel malmadal malmadal um recorded himself imitating noises produced by two-stroke engine and the rest is history uh no there's a lot more but it's good it's really good wow i think it's a great choice nostalgia how would you feel if you heard it on the island regularly i think it would be cyclical yeah yeah i think at first it would cheer me up and then it would make me think about all the money i spent on it

and all the lost opportunities um but then i don't know i think i'd come full circle like he's riding a bike that isn't even there yeah as you said there isn't even we thought the bike was there so it's like it's all in the mind how do your sisters feel about it now but you talked to them about it yes i've got three sisters older one could never tolerate that she was she was like into cooler serious stuff um me and my younger sister still absolutely love all that stuff okay yeah absolutely love it crazy frog is going to be a song to us anything else about crazy frog before we put it on the on no but i tell you i don't like the gummy bear oh no i can't be doing the gummy bear he is he is he is the gary barlow to crazy frogs robbie williams none of the charm wants to be the

front man sorry gummy bear i don't care how many languages you sing it in it's true it's good my kids love it and i find it yeah it's really really difficult that is difficult song to listen to more than once yeah i'll do it but then no gummy bear makes you grateful gummy bear makes you grateful for crazy frog you think crazy frog's annoying and then you meet the gummy bear you go do you know what frog you're all right crazy frog ran so gummy bear could walk absolutely put on his gravestone okay paddy now finally the island is overrun by the biggest dick of all the animals which animal is it and why i'm gonna pick the american xl bully dog a good a good choice yeah why why well i think if uh if you don't want uh your breed of pit bull to be exterminated,

you probably shouldn't name it after bullying and then make it extra large. I think you're probably right. It's the name, the look. Yeah. Also, the island is overrun with these animals. Oh, is that how it wouldn't just be one no it's a lot of them yeah so so first of all that means even if we're stuck on this island forever we can't reproduce because um the toddler is like a red rag to a ball to these pit bulls

they are bred to eat toddlers that's all they do yeah if you ever saw some videos yeah you ever see the headline toddler mauled you know what the next word's gonna be yeah it's true it's true it's just i don't understand how these dogs come into being like who is like looking at one extremely muscly dog and another yeah and like why is that a new breed of dog? How have we only just got there? Yeah. It makes no sense to me. What's the limit? How big are we going to make them?

Yeah. Like if these people were allowed, what would they have in their house? Yeah, that's true. If they've got an XL bully, what else do they have in their house? Yeah. Like would they have a tiger if they could

i imagine maybe yeah i was looking at a fan page early of pitbulls i look at the you've got to check them out they're absolutely awesome okay um and i was looking at this this oh i found myself on a breeder's page and the name the name of the breed yeah so this is the breed this of the breed. Yeah, so this is the breed that he's selling. It's called the Red Lion Master Viet Shark Bloodline. The what? Red Lion Master Viet Shark Bloodline. Now, if you're wondering what it looks like, it looks like this. Oh, my God.

It's unbelievable. Is that someone holding it? Yeah. Oh, my God. Crazy. That is horrific. Yeah. Look at this one.

Why do they look so... Oh, my God. I don't know if you can read the text there, but the text says, Big thanks to so-and-so from Pro Bowl for this beautiful girl. Beautiful girl. That's what he thinks. That is a darling-looking dog.

Terrible. Why do they look so angry? Because they're made to be angry, aren't they? Viet Shark, can you believe it is anyone viet shark red line viet shark bloodline yeah that is uh that's the name of the album that that is awful i mean yeah there'd be imagine you crash on this island. You've just about figured out where you are. You've tucked into some fuel and you just hear some growling. And you turn a corner and it's just like 50 XL bullies just mating and biting each other.

Jesus Christ. I think you've created one of the most hellish islands this year this is bad this is bad awful there's one I've just gone on to one of the pages and

and there's a picture of the dog but just just randomly next to a picture of its massive scrotum what just on its own? just a picture of the scrot yeah just a picture of its really big balls

that is crazy I wish I could turn this around and show you, but yeah. Is that them marketing it as a stud? Oh, wow. Yeah, it is. Yeah. Paddy, this has been a lot of fun. Thank you so much for joining me on the podcast.

I believe you're on tour. How did it go? So you did the show in Edinburgh? Yeah, it was really fun yeah it's it was it was a lot of fun

and I'm enjoying touring it anything else to mention to the people I don't think so guys just keep supporting your local non-sounding groups thank you very much

Paddy nice one cheers James Bye, James.