Desert Skies - Desert Skies FM - Dear C.A.S.H.

Episode Date: November 18, 2024

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With Amex Platinum, you have access to over 1,400 airport lounges worldwide. So your experience before takeoff is a taste of what's to come. That's the powerful backing of Amex. Conditions apply. speaking, Tendi and Nani aren't here at the moment. They're in the cave. No time to explain. This isn't going to be a normal broadcast. This message goes out to Cash and Corson. I hope you guys are somewhere near a radio. Listen, I'm so glad to hear that you guys are doing okay. I know you got a lot going on and you've experienced a ton of really crazy stuff recently, but I got some good news for you. Wayway is on his way to help you. That's right.

One of the most clever, lovable, powerful sphere movers in all the astral plane is on his way to get to you to protect you from any and all possible dangers to everyone else who's listening. Don't you pay no attention to this broadcast? It doesn't apply to you. Just hang tight, cash, okay? Don't you worry? Not at all.

And Corson, thank you so much. Oh, one second, forgot to flip the sign. Greetings, traveler. Sorry, didn't hear the car pull up. I'll be with you in just a moment. Anyways, Corson, thanks for being there for cash. We have a bell. Just a moment, pal. I'll be there in a sec.

I'm sorry about Zocchilic, you guys. Jeremy told us. Hopefully this will all be over soon. Seriously, friend, I know you're probably scared. Give me a moment and I'll tell you why you're here. Oh, I know why I'm here, but to you. What's that in your hand? You're him.

You're the one Corson told us about Greer. Nip's grid. Grim. Now I'll stand aside or I separate your body from your soul. Dude, you want a salt? Just have a burrito, man. What's with this obsession? Shut up. Move aside. My turn at the microphone. Travelers traversing the astral plane. That's right. I've listened to this ridiculous program before. Cash, are you listening? I was so disappointed to learn that you had deceived me. Almost had me. Must admit.

I'd already laid my weapon down when you attempted to lure me outside. Thankfully, Zochilicue showed me your true colors. Do you know how cruel it is? To dangle friendship like Garrett in front of someone who feels so perpetually alone only to swipe it away and exchange it with malice. I have nothing to lose now, Cash, but you do. Come to the desert sphere.

If I see one sign of that coyote, or your friend the sphere mover, I will consume the attendant's souls. End of transmission. Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up. Thank you.