Dice Shame - 2-120 | 'Fighting Spirit'

Episode Date: December 12, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Doren! If you can't hit a barn door... You're gonna have to tell them at some point. You stay away from her! They're in tissue paper armor. The arrow that kills people. De Ogerre. That's not even the joke. I thought that was the joke.
Starting point is 00:00:14 Oh my God. And I'm fresh as a daisy. Make this happen, Maury. Where are the other... This is my murder arrow and this is my murder arrow. Of all the options she could turn into. I'm still here. I'm still standing. I'm still breathing. That is a natural one.
Starting point is 00:00:27 No! Oh! Oh, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame. Goodbye, yellow dye. Welcome back to Dice Shame, shame. This is season two, episode 120, fighting spirit. MVP this week is Chatka. They posted in our Discord sharing that we were number one on their Spotify, wrapped
Starting point is 00:00:58 this year. Woo-hoo! Thank you so much for enjoying the show. You may only be on episode 95, but when you hear this, I hope you know how awesome you are. Thanks, Chattka. All right, shall we do this?
Starting point is 00:01:08 Yeah, let's play some D&D. Woo! So during the fight, you just watched as an arrow loosed from Red's bow, sings across the battlefield, sticks into the trolls, flesh and disintegrates it to dust. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:01:35 I love Doris so much. Oh, man. Jack, it's your turn. Jack rushes towards the edge of this cliff beside Wim and raises the starflower staff and threads start to weave out of it and cross the river until they start to wrap around and bind this house.
Starting point is 00:01:56 And, you know, each wall reinforced with force from the elemental planes until there is like a thin barrier of force protecting the walls of this house from the outside world. Fuck yeah. Cool. And Jack turns to Kieran and says, get over there, see if you can get down the chimney
Starting point is 00:02:13 and let them know they're not alone. You can't go through a wall of force, boss. Wall of force. Kieran's immediately hit by a meteor from somewhere else as they fly over there. Cool, wall of force active, and then Kieran you send across the river.
Starting point is 00:02:29 Kieran flies over to the roof of the house. All eyes of the enemies on the battlefield are trained to your pseudodrigan familiar as it crosses the river. Yes, this tiny little thing. All javelins readied. Poor little guy. It's been a while. They can do it.
Starting point is 00:02:47 Godspeed, Kieran. Joe's like, finally. Look, a bird. Doren, your turn. Yeah. What does Dorn do? WD, D. D. D. D. D. D. Dorn reacts to the exploding troll in front of him and gives a thumbs up, making sure to not look at where Red actually is, but just so that when Red can see him, he knows thanks. And he turns back to Mari, who's kind of behind him on the road a bit. He says, you know, you're going to have to tell them at some point.
Starting point is 00:03:23 You can't keep hiding it like this. Doran, there is like four guys about to pound you into the dirt. I don't think this is the time to start talking about my spooky skin. What, when you're spooky skin? What? Doran! I like this. Superhero movies show that you can get in like a really terrifying comment and still have a chat about like...
Starting point is 00:03:42 Exactly. That's what I'm doing. That's good. I like it. Doran's going to take a step forward here and right into range of our... Ogre buddy. De Ogerre. De Guerre. Luger.
Starting point is 00:04:00 He lifts his axe and he kisses it. And then she kisses you back. And he uses his great weapons master feat. Which means if I am successful in attacking this beast, it's going to add some serious damage. Hey. You can put the hurt on. That's going to be, oh, fuck me. Use your lucky
Starting point is 00:04:26 I'm going to use Lucky to re-roll Okay let's try this again That's going to be An 11 to hit You do hit Whoa Oh Wow
Starting point is 00:04:40 Excellent We're a tissue paper armor What I think they're just barn door sized And if you can't hit a barn door Yeah they're just big And it's a really good role Dorn lifts his Freshly kissed
Starting point is 00:04:53 gleaming axe above his head after feeling it vibrate in his hands and he brings it down doing 26 damage Fuck yes, Doris! There you go. Get them. This is hero shit. Get their ass.
Starting point is 00:05:05 And you get another attack. It's going to be an eight. No, you miss. Okay, so Doran misses, but I'm not using all my luck. Good job, Doren. Thanks. Do you have any other bonus actions or... No.
Starting point is 00:05:20 It's the trolls, turns. Let me just quickly look at how intelligent trolls are. Not. Not. Not. They're even stupider than red-handed Robin. Do you say something? I bit my tongue really hard when I was trying to fire.
Starting point is 00:05:37 You're doing all this damage, but you're like, I bet my tongue. I bit my tongue. That's not very fun. So the troll across the river that's been battering down this door spends its entire turn figuring out. that something's happened to this door that it can't get through. So it basically wastes its entire action doing that
Starting point is 00:06:01 and then stupidly begins to climb the stairs that lead to the bridge up and over the water because it doesn't want to go for a swim. The troll that is coming up on the road, however,
Starting point is 00:06:17 has no other preoccupation and charges directly at Mari. Sir, let's listen. talk this out. Marie, the troll takes a couple swings at you, so it's going to try to bite you with a 15. That's a miss. A 26 to claw you. That does hit. You take 11 slashing damage, and your second claw is a 24 to hit you. That also hits. For six slashing damage, so 17 total. She takes these hits and she slips backwards and this rage starts to
Starting point is 00:06:53 build up in her. She is sore and angry and furious now, and she looks at this, this monster that's hitting her and the magic starts to crackle in her hands. Make this happen, Mari. That was Troll's turns. So you can tell them about your secret. Don't die, Marie. We've got important stuff to talk about later. We're on the campfire. Secret. My character only has so many arcs. I need to keep this going. Whim edges just north of you continuing along this ridgeline, Jack, until she's just peering out of the shrubbery
Starting point is 00:07:34 that has been concealing you and red. And she stares across the field at the ogre pulling itself out of the water, at the second ogre that's climbing the hill towards you all, at the ogre that is facing off against Doran and the troll that is tete-a-tete with Mari and there are four meteors whirling around her head. She turns around and looks at you red for acknowledgement
Starting point is 00:08:05 and miles the word troll. Red nods. And she streaks two meteors across the field towards the troll that is menacing Mari as a bonus action, which is why this is such a cool spell. And once more, it is a dexterity. saving throw with the troll. Mari sees Wim
Starting point is 00:08:26 casting these meteors over and she again, the fury starts to bubble up within her and she locks eyes with this troll in front of her and she goes how fast are you able to move when the heavens
Starting point is 00:08:42 are raining down? Marie is going to use woe and I rolled a six so I will tell you a five or less wouldn't have cut it but the six uh we have two two failed deck saves well done yeah way to go so that is a total of 17 fire damage as a bonus action and for whim's action whim's got a spell that's going to let her fuck up these three creatures day and Doran but she is a sorcerer and one of her meta magic feats are that she has careful spell
Starting point is 00:09:26 when you cast a spell that forces other creatures to make a saving throw you can protect some of those creatures from the spell's full force fuck yeah to do that you spend one sorcery point and choose a number of those creatures up to your charisma modifier a chosen creature automatically succeeds on his saving throw against the spell oh good so dorian you are going to gonna take some damage but hey that's what i'm here for you're automatically saving so it'll be half damage that's my job it's also an intelligence saving throw so i don't know how that even better how many luckies do you have one cool so the troll fails with a one he rolled a one well no i rolled a a three minus two
Starting point is 00:10:14 nice oh geez the ogres are even stupider they roll ten so the two ogres and the troll that are all up on this side of the riverbank all have to make an intelligence saving throw and
Starting point is 00:10:32 failing they are subject to whims spell after the comets streak towards the troll and explode in fiery damage, Wim puts a hand to the side of her head, and it looks like she almost falls asleep for a second. And then this strange, crackling, blue electricity begins to rise from the ground all around the ogres and the troll and Doren, unfortunately, on the battleground,
Starting point is 00:11:09 and their eyes begin to bulge of their heads and their noses start to bleed and they start to scream. So all of the monsters take 23 psychic damage while Doran you only take 11. And then Wim retreats back another little ways into the shrubbery as she is a squishy spellcaster.
Starting point is 00:11:34 It does not want to draw their attention. Red gives her a high five as she runs past. Unfortunately, Draw attention she has. And it is the ogre's turns. Draw attention she has. The ogre that is not occupied by Doran or Mari charges towards Wim into the bushes
Starting point is 00:11:58 and raises his great club at her. That fucking crit failed. Nice. Rolled a natural one. Damn. He swings. trying to hit her and she's like smaller than he even expected and she just kind of like coweres away underneath a bush and he goes try to find her the ogre beside you dorin
Starting point is 00:12:22 lifts up its spiked mall to hit you and crit succeeds uh oh yike uh oh natural 20 darn how many HP you got 67 He's got three less than me, so he's fine. And I'm fresh as a daisy. You take 22 points of bludgeoning damage, Doran. The third ogre pulls its way out of the river and up the muddy riverbank towards you, Doran and Mari. The final ogre charges past the troll on the stairs
Starting point is 00:13:04 to end up at the far side of the bridge. I guess doesn't want to get it. is feet wet either. Marie, it's your turn. When you did that last spell for Wim, was that a 20 foot radius? Yeah, 20 foot radius circle. Okay, because I'm going to basically do that same circle again. But you can't do the auto door and save. He's going to get got.
Starting point is 00:13:29 Yeah, I mean... It's actually called kill dwarf. Dominate dwarfs. I mean, I'm doing... This is 2D8 and 4D6. A hundred percent. Just do it. Mari, what are you waiting for? You've got to tell them now.
Starting point is 00:13:46 I mean, you've got to do it now. Doran, oh my God. And she reaches her hand up and closes it into a fist and ice starts to form on her hand. But it starts to look weird immediately. It cracks in these black lines start to form. This cloud forms over top of the three ogres, this horrible dark, pulsating cloud. And hail and rain start to pour out of it all, again, the same sort of black with this blue tinge on the edge colored,
Starting point is 00:14:18 slamming into everything underneath the cloud. And she casts Ice Storm. Cool. So I'm going to need everyone to do a deck save. Well, not everyone. I'm not there. Everyone in the circle of pain. I just Googled Ice Storm without any modifier, no D&D.
Starting point is 00:14:39 No 5E, just hoping. Didn't work out for me. I've done that before. I try to look for a chariot. The ogre in front of Doran rolled a 15. Fail. Everyone fails. All right.
Starting point is 00:14:53 Doran? 12. Oh, no. Shit. Okay. Oh, hold on. Hold on. Can you?
Starting point is 00:14:59 Yeah, no. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can't add passive wisdom or anything, right? I love that one time you said that you wanted to do like a charisma check, but use your strength modifier instead. Everyone is taking, it's 29 damage total each.
Starting point is 00:15:21 That's split between bludgeoning and cold. Okay. 29, eh? Doran, I'm so sorry. The ogre in front of Doran keels over from ice damage and icicles go through his brain and his eyeballs and he falls and he dies. Nice. The ogre in front of me. Way to go. Simplifies things.
Starting point is 00:15:43 Good job. Doran stands there, shivering and gripping his body for a moment as he endures the painful storm, but he survives. And seeing Doran take so much damage, Mari cast starry form and the form of the chalice shimmers over her. Although it's kind of, again, looking a little weird. The chalice doesn't look how it's. used to, shimmering and reforming. I love the idea of like black Iker leaking out of it or something. Yeah. Cool. So, sorry, you chaliced him?
Starting point is 00:16:20 Murray's a big cup now. Just getting ready to cup your butt. It's a chalice for Halloween. Of all the options she could turn into. Red, it's your turn. Red sees this menacing ogre standing before whim and fear flashes through his eyes. You stay away from her! and he pulls out his bow and he fires at the thing's head.
Starting point is 00:16:42 And because it's the head, I get to do more damage, I think. Sure. That sounds about right. In keeping with a lot of Red's other shots he's taken. I was just making that up. I didn't realize. Unlike the trolls, Red is not going to fire a fire arrow. He is going to first try a banishing arrow. Oh, fun. And the arrow that he draws from his quiver is imdued with his magic as he's
Starting point is 00:17:07 lets the arrow loose. And the ogre needs to make a charisma saving throw. Better be the least charismatic ogre. Yeah, five. Amazing. As the arrow flies through the underbrush and Wim sort of cowers from this menacing ogre, it strikes him square in the chest and he disappears in front of her. Wim, get out of it. Get out of its way. It's only going to be banished for a few seconds. Move. Cool.
Starting point is 00:17:39 And with his remaining action, he turns and fires a fire arrow at the troll in front of Mari. Roll to hit. Hi, I'm Friar Truck. Friar Truck. That is a natural one. No. Shame what the dice, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame.
Starting point is 00:18:01 Goodbye, yellow dye. Farrow at the window. I like that. It just sails by Murray's nose and like clips from a little. No, don't, don't do that. It didn't hit you. I want to rewind 10 seconds and remember my friar truck joke. So I didn't let it go.
Starting point is 00:18:19 I talked over the whole thing. It's okay. What was the joke? Friar truck should be like a chip truck in the cars universe. I just, I want there to be a whole. Not getting it. I want there to be a whole version of Robin Hood but made of cars and friar truck is. And he's a fire truck.
Starting point is 00:18:37 Fire truck That's not even the joke I thought that was the joke He's a chip truck But he isn't like a friar truck He's not like a food truck With like a deep friar in him That's where I was
Starting point is 00:18:47 A fire truck named friar truck Is very funny It's very funny Chip truck named friar truck Well because it's friar FRIE But regardless both of these I'm missing the connection to the D&D Did someone say fire or something?
Starting point is 00:19:02 Doesn't matter I said fire error Somebody said something That made it relevant Yeah somebody said something know who let's just move on keep moving keep going yeah red misses i'm sorry and that's my turn way to go great great turn thanks guys taking that guy out with a fire fire fire fire truck fire fire fire arrow what the fuck is going on i didn't take him out with a fire arrow by the way i missed that shot but thanks for
Starting point is 00:19:30 paying attention Alex I banished an ogre you did and we all love that I know but I mean The joke of the fire era earlier. No, no, mind. It's okay. Please, please call for next turn, Joe. It is next turn, but I'm trying to figure out what the turn is. Is anyone looking at the house right now? No.
Starting point is 00:19:51 Kieran's right there. And if it makes a difference, Kieran has 10-foot blind sights, so they're aware of anything invisible. Oh, cool. That's fun. Kieran has been keeping a steady eye on a terrifying-looking monster that's invisible to everybody else. it's a giant first of all so it's a large creature it has these terrifyingly intelligent yellow eyes
Starting point is 00:20:13 that it has been looking into the house with spying on the occupants and it has been tapping its black pointy claws on the windows in a way to just freak these people out as much as possible it's invisible and getting bored of that and knowing that it can't get through this wall of force it changes shape it shrinks down to medium humanoid form and turns into for all intents and purposes a regular looking dude and it walks calmly down to the river and submerges itself in the water underneath the dock and then it dismisses its invisible ability and anyone looking down at the water would see a frightened looking man clinging to the edge of the dock who looks up at the hillside where this battle is taking place and he goes help me
Starting point is 00:21:17 help and he crawls into the rowboat that is tied up to the dock sounds a little bit like dramatic irony here what well curran knows about it right jack it's your turn. Jack steps out of the shrubs and points the Starflower staff at the troll in front of Mari. And as he slams it into the ground, this spike of energy weaves its way almost like lightning through the air, much
Starting point is 00:21:43 like the static that Wim pulled out recently and it infects the mind of the troll. If it could make me an intelligent saving throw, please. I certainly will try my very best. Looking for 17. Yeah, how about minus one? Wonderful. Well, he can take
Starting point is 00:21:59 eight psychic damage and on his next saving throw for anything he's minus 1d4 excellent noted and tabulated jack might reach back and pull whim towards him telepathically to get her out of the path of where the ogre's going to come back yeah so you pull whim towards you win come this way and jack'll like give a psychic tug and if she gives into it she moves softly through the air and if she tries to fight it she'll have to be rock and roll Doran, you're up Doran runs back and sort of interjects himself
Starting point is 00:22:32 right next to Mari and in front of the troll sort of acting you know like as a bit of buffer space for Mari. Mari, how are you doing okay over here? Listen, I'm sorry to bring it Oh, hold on a second. Doran's going to attack with the Great Weapons Master
Starting point is 00:22:47 Feet again. That's going to be a 19 to hit. Yeah, you hit. Handily. Oh, doing it another 26 points of damage to attack this troll. The troll is murdered. You murder the troll.
Starting point is 00:23:04 Or Expliter bathes in its blood and she shivers in happiness. He lops the head off his troll and he turns back to Mario. It's weighing on me and I can't keep your secrets. I think you should just... I can tell. Look, deal with these guys first and then I will talk to the others. Right. And I'm really sorry about all the ice. I'm really sorry.
Starting point is 00:23:25 It's okay. I was overheated anyways. Don't worry about it. On you go and she just kind of pats him on the shoulder just like, oh boy. I'm going to haul her over to red. Red! Yeah! If you're there, take your shot.
Starting point is 00:23:42 I'm here, buddy, and I'm gonna do it. And you're gonna have to add... Oh, do I have to? You must. You're gonna add 10 to it. Ooh, nice. 10 to the damage. That's a 24 to hit.
Starting point is 00:23:53 Yeah, you hit. The ogre I appreciate. presume this, this tasty one. Yeah, is he tasty? And that's going to be 38 damage. Whoa. Yeah. The ogre turns to look where Dorn was pointing and your arrow zips straight through his open mouth into his spinal cord and he falls face first down on the ground and dies.
Starting point is 00:24:18 I almost feel like it's like one of those super cool anime shots and you see the arrow go in. but then it does a super close-up and it just nicks the nerves in the spinal cord and it's like, sorry, you see it fray and then break in half. Yeah, and then the camera zooms back to red and he's just like, and I wasn't even looking.
Starting point is 00:24:39 He opens his eyes. And I bit my tongue again. And I did tell my tongue again. Whoopsie. Nice shot, Red. Thanks, buddy. God, that was beautiful. The troll runs near,
Starting point is 00:24:53 nearly all the way across the bridge towards the five of you. And it's Wim's turn. She takes another couple steps back from where she knows the ogre is going to reappear very shortly. It's going to pop back in. Let's hit it with everything we got. She readies an action that she will hit it with a psychic glance. Psychic glance? No, psychic glance. From the Backstreet Boys.
Starting point is 00:25:24 From Insync. From Insync. From Instinct. Oh, that's Backstreet. It's not that and a stent. Oh, no. That's Britney Spears. As the ogre pops back into this realm from wherever it had been banished to by Red's arrow,
Starting point is 00:25:40 a lance of energy emerges from Wim's forehead and lightning fast connects with the ogre's head. And he reels, failing an intelligence saving throw. and taking 7D6 psychic damage. Whoa, yike. 26 psychic damage. Too hot. Not damn. Unfortunately, it's technically not her turn,
Starting point is 00:26:06 so she can't actually use her bonus action to throw the last two meteors at it, but the ogre takes a knee and then stands back up at the end of its term. Nice, swim. There is still another ogre on the board, and he charges forward 80 feet across the bridge and makes it nearly onto the bank that you guys are occupying. Mari, it's your turn.
Starting point is 00:26:34 What do you got in store for him now, Mari? Mari takes a few steps out from behind Doran, so she has a clear shot. And she takes a good long look at these ogres approaching, and she reaches up, and she plucks a single hair from her head soaked in water. and this rumbling noise starts to start in the rocks underneath the two of them, the troll and the ogre. And this horrible gray brackish water this funnel shoots up, this furious water spout, shoots upwards and engulfs them both.
Starting point is 00:27:09 Pieces of rock and twigs and a couple little pieces of bone that are trapped in there as it spins around. And I need them both to make a strength-saving throw. You move the gravestones, but not the graves. You're fooled. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:27:29 Lu, Ann. Marion. Can you hear me? I got a 17 on the ogre and a 15 on the troll. 17 just saves and the 15 fails. Cool, cool. The one that fails takes 10, the one that saves takes 5. those are both bludgeoning.
Starting point is 00:27:51 And the one that fails is also prone now. Cool. The shape around her, the chalice shape shifts into the archer. And this thick sort of dark shape appears in her back of a quiver. And she pulls out one single, it's a black arrow with a single light at the tip. And she takes a shot at the one in the front. And that is... Who's that trip trapping over my bridge?
Starting point is 00:28:17 stevie groat gruff classic tale of trolls and bridges why do you think they're here guys trolls occupy bridges that's what they do yeah baby just what they do yeah and i'm assuming a i'm assuming a tin does not hit no ma'am no your spooky arrow flies wide yes it sails by red it's your turn red pulls out one of his arrows and fires at the ogre in front of him that would be a natural one no my god throw that I just open this brand new dye, and I'm going to shame it in. I'm sorry, Bluey. You're the fuck out of here. Shame, shame, shame. All right, I have a fresh, new, gorgeous dye here. Come on, baby. Give me a better rule.
Starting point is 00:29:05 Red's going to try to attack again. Cynthia, the dice. 21 to hit. Hey! Yes, sir. All right. Doing 27 damage. Red, what does it look like when you kill the ogre?
Starting point is 00:29:19 Red sees the ogre, stares him down, the one that almost threatened whim. He draws back on the bow and aims directly for the middle of his head, the thickest part of the skull. And knowing how hard it is, he draws back just a little more before loosening the arrow. And it almost stops for a millisecond before piercing that skull. But with such force, it drives right. right through the back, and the ogre falls over dead. So what does it look like when you kill this guy? Well, I walk over and I pull the arrow back out and I wipe it on my pants and I say,
Starting point is 00:29:56 well, that's a goodie. I want to keep it. Lucky arrow over here. Red hangs by the tree and readies himself to attack. The man in the boat unhooks the rowboat and begins to row across the river. He's pulled downstream quite a ways, being that he's not a professional. professional at rowing boats, it would seem, but he makes it maybe 30 feet or so before he makes the other bank. Jack, it's your turn. Jack steps forward towards the bridge and holds the starflower staff high. Magic shoots out the end of it until there's five glowing points
Starting point is 00:30:39 lending the sunlight on top of the troll and the ogre on the bridge, which then ignites the air in a powerful fireball. Fireball time. Fuck yeah. This must be fireball from D&D. I've heard all about you. Can they make a dexterity saving throws, please? 13 and a 21.
Starting point is 00:31:01 The 13 will take 26 fire damage. The other one will take 13. Fire blooms over the bridge in an explosion of heat, and you can even feel it from where you're all standing. especially you, Mari and Doran. Doran, it's your turn. Whoa. Doran kind of strides up next to Mari and through labored breaths sort of says, listen, that ice wind took a bit of a toll on me.
Starting point is 00:31:32 I'm just going to stick back here and give you support. Maybe you can take those guys out before they come too close. Doran, get back. It's fine. It's not fine. Go. I'm staying. I'm still here.
Starting point is 00:31:47 I'm still standing. I'm still breathing. Not for long. And if you go down, I will be bringing you back in whatever body I feel like. Whoa. You know you damn well won't.
Starting point is 00:31:58 Red, make your attack on that ogre. On it, buddy! Red pulls out an arrow and fires. Only this arrow is black. And wisps of shadow lick off of it. And he fires. And I'm going to fire a shadow arrow.
Starting point is 00:32:19 15 to hit? Yep. All right. You're going to add four to your damage. The shadow arrow looses. And as it hits the creature, it's going to do an additional 2D6 damage, which means it's going to do 33 damage. Nice. And it must succeed on a wisdom saving throw.
Starting point is 00:32:42 What if it's dead? Oh. Then I wasted my air. Yes, you did. All right. Yeah, all this cool, dark energy wraps up around the ogre, and then when the energy dissipates, ochre's just dead.
Starting point is 00:33:02 That's awesome. Ah, man! Oh, it kills people. That's what that arrow does. Oh, that's my boom boom arrow. It's the one that kills them instantly. Oh, yeah, yeah, the arrow that kills people. Should have been using that one.
Starting point is 00:33:14 Oh. whatever. This is my murder arrow. This is my murder arrow. Red light turns to Wim and he's like, well, it would have made him blind is the cool thing, but whatever. It doesn't matter. She takes her reaction to take a five step towards you until she's within range,
Starting point is 00:33:28 and then she just puts her hand on your shoulder. Thanks, Wim. I needed that. Wim can do that once a day to consult Red. It's Consul Red. It's a reaction. It's a reaction. It's a reaction.
Starting point is 00:33:38 Can move five feet. That's awesome. Move towards Red and console. I tried. really gave it my all. Oh, wait a minute. Red pulls at the piece of paper. Red gives it in his old.
Starting point is 00:33:50 Hey, it came true. I didn't get to blind him, but it came true. She gives you a little side hug. Doran, that was one of your actions, I believe. Doran pulls out his crossbow. Whip it out, Doran. And that's going to be a 17 to hit. Yeah, you hit.
Starting point is 00:34:08 That's with disadvantage? That's with disadvantage. Hey. Nice. It never hurts. I want this to be the killing blows so bad. Seven damage. Seven damage?
Starting point is 00:34:19 Blunk. Hey, that's seven fewer hip points than it had three seconds ago. I hit it, Mari. The troll uses half of its movement to stand up. Labored with all of its injuries and then runs 15 feet. The creature then rips a piece of the masonry off of the stone bridge and hurls it down. the road towards you, Doran. Can you not?
Starting point is 00:34:50 With disadvantage. That's a 15 to hit you? Nope. Duren sort of coolly stands there as the block misses him by yards. Crushes Mari. It's Wim's turn. Wim chucks her final two
Starting point is 00:35:10 meteors at the troll. The two meteors fly across the meadow and collide with the troll saves on one of the meteors so it takes 16 fire damage on this turn and that's just Wim's bonus action she's going to make a ranged spell attack a bolt of chaos energy erupts from her hands as she presses them outwards from her chest towards the troll all the way across the field dealing 18 cold damage this lance of cold chaos energy crackles its way across the meadow and shatters the troll's body into a thousand pieces it dies well down ways oh oh icy did you see that sent shivers on my spine marie
Starting point is 00:36:05 marie it's your turn um doran um i've just been rolled because there's eight billion dice, but you get 41 hit points back. 41. Thank you. All right, Red, it's your turn. Is that it? He's that everybody. Where are the other trolls, ogre? As the five of you sort of gather back up and recuperate after this combat, the man from the boat climbs up the hill behind you.
Starting point is 00:36:38 He's got grass-stained knees and it looks like he got wet in the river getting out of the boat because he looks really bedraggled and he's out of breath. He's like, oh my God, thank you so much for rescuing me. And then Kieran flies at top speed across the river, screaming the same image into all five of your minds. And it is a face of pure terror that you see. This man is a monster. Allison Wrights Alicia Andrews Alicia Duh
Starting point is 00:37:44 Amanda Nicole Amanda Romano Anna Lena Atholagoth Axel Bean Boy Gav Bird Bob
Starting point is 00:37:57 Caspian Charles There's a lot of these Christopher Sedate Colin Burckhart Couch David Shaw, Dippity, DJ, Eldrich Unicorn, Emerson Forsberg, Erin Lightning, Fjord, Fuvulcrum, Gabby, Tau, Gareth Bradshaw, Haley, Harpo the Marks, Izzy, J.D., Josh Galusha, Joshua Nance, Joy
Starting point is 00:38:38 Robinson K. M. Karen DeLay. Cass. Keith Adelaide. Kelly Foulds. Lambda. Letta J. Lickrott. Liz. Lorelei Feldman. Manderpants. Merrick's Moon. Melinda Curley. Merlin. Michaela Minty Mizra Moon
Starting point is 00:39:12 Nibia Kwega Nikki Knox the Nightshark Oakland Okie dokey Pan Pinch of peppers
Starting point is 00:39:24 Queen Rabida Naz cheese Regan Wren Riggor Mortis Riot Rowan
Starting point is 00:39:36 Ruth Ann Reed Trin Scottie Seer of Time Shannon Waldner Sray 96 Stabb Sunny
Starting point is 00:39:49 Tea Kettle Ulysses Vole Control Waffle 427 Zander Morning Dove Zephyrus and Zil Street Elizabeth
Starting point is 00:40:03 So see you next time thanks for listening Doran reacts to the exploding drollin reacts to the exploding troll dorn reacts to the exploding troll in front of him and
Starting point is 00:40:26 splorts everywhere I don't understand my notes here fuck that's a problem I'm playing a dwarf What the hell? I'm so confused. Iron fist?
Starting point is 00:40:45 Some might say it's unnatural. Discord cut out so much of that, Alex. It was just a very good pantomime. Brilliant. Harlan's going to be able to hear it on high quality. He seems psyched about it. Wave form. I'm so excited.
Starting point is 00:41:06 Combats are the best to edit.

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