Dice Shame - 2-123 | 'Strike Home'

Episode Date: January 2, 2025

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That's true Double amount of room Come on, join So I guess in a way, yes, they are my children Doran's kids And another one to glue here It's Jack's breakup letter Experiments, not explosions

Shing of dragons, to be honest Yes, very good, yeah I think that you probably need this more than I do Oh, they're antiques, they are definitely worth something It's got to be something to drink around here I mean little in stature Kids are so drunk

Formerly of the Nightstone 4 If only I could afford such a wondrous gift Welcome back to Dishame. This is Season 2, Episode 1.23, Strike Home. Happy New Year, everyone. This week's MVP of the year is... It says Marvin here? Marvin?

It's scrawled in what looks like blood? Oh, uh, yeah, Marvin. I think you've won before. Maybe you haven't. Sorry, you haven't won before, Marvin. Yeah, what are we saying? Happy New Year and Marvin and happy MVP. You're this week's MVP, Marvin.

Forever. Should we do this? Yep, let's do it. Okay. Here we go. Heading east on the Stone Trail brings you to Bellyard. And from there, the road takes you northeast, turning into Jundar's Pass and leading all the way to the

Hamprat House. Though, when you passed through Belliard on Chez the 16, you did hear some rumors. Rumors of cloud giants spotted high overhead, engaged in some kind of combat or sport. No one was really sure when you spent some time in the tavern. The townsfolk just seemed a little bit confused. This was some too 10 day ago at the start of the month, but no small folk were harmed. Passing through brought you closer to home than many of you'd felt in a long time. The barest haze of yellow-green is overlaid on the long arms of the willow trees when you reach the hamperat villa on the 17th of Chess. The road is churned muddy from rain

With pools of water gathered in ruts from wagon wheels And the birds that watch you approach From the roadside thickets are skinny from winter Or migration but alive Just like the five of you Oh Man, it feels good to be home Doesn't it guys?

Uh-huh Uh-huh Sure Look at that, the big gates of the humprat house. Oh! Well, I mean, look, I know this isn't officially your home yet, but I hope you see it as one, at least one on this side of the world. Yeah, I mean, I'd like to get a little look around, and hopefully there's more roof than the last place we stayed at, like your place red. Double amount of roof, at least.

Almost. The villa is a welcome site, a place to set down and rest at least for a little while. Its red clay tile roof stands in stark contrast to the bleak gray weather, the tall stone wall enclosing the grounds, a testament to its security. And as you approach, you notice that the gates are open just a little bit, though no sign of danger. In fact, you hear the sounds of children playing as you approach. Hey.

Sounds like the children are playing. I've got to say, it's felt like home ever since the bridge. And now, hearing children playing, it just, it brings me joy knowing that there's not some monstrous demon of some sort of attacking this, this, you know, our home where we left it. Yeah. Well, if it is, they're enjoying it an awful lot. That's true. Doren, are these your kids? No, these are the orphans.

Come on, everyone. And Red runs towards the gate. We'd left a bit of an endowment to set up an orphanage. So I guess in a way, yes, they are my children, Mari. Doren's kids. They're all of our children. Oh, my three dads. My three dads.

Come on! And Red runs over to the gates and pushes them open. As you push your way into the courtyard, you see six or seven kids playing around. Underneath the trees, there are still snow banks, and some kids are tossing snowballs at each other. Doran sort of playfully walks in, you know, whistling, hands in pockets, as if he doesn't even notice the children. And then with a really quick movement, leans down and scoops up a big snowball. And he says, back, you foul demons. And he whips a snowball at the biggest kid that he sees.

The oldest kid in a friendly way. The snowball lands squarely between the kids' shoulder blades. And he turns around surprised. And then he goes, Doran? How you doing, you parentless kids? We're back. And Red, like, runs in as well. and, like, tackles one of the kids playfully.

Yeah, a snowball fight erupts between adults and children. Ah, come here, you little scamp you! Red picks them up on his shoulders, one of the kids, and starts parading him around in a circle. Well, oh, everybody, and our new friend, Marie. Mari is made using shape water, like, basically, like, a little, like, ice shield that she's, like, using to block snowballs with. Dorns is whipping the matter.

Yeah, mostly he's Dorn. He's like, come on, Joy. Fucking shield down. And this is our good friend, Wim. Wim, wave. Wim looks really shy, actually. Oh, she's a little shy, but you kids know about that. Go, go, go, go, go.

Get her. Tell her how not to be shy. That's the easiest way to make a shy kid. Well, she's like also older, right? Yeah, she's like 16. But she's closer to their age than our age, that's for sure. With, like, two kids on, like, red shoulders and one under his arm, he bursts through the double doors to the front hall.

of the hump rat estate. We're home! Red says, drops one of the kids' like luggage. Oh, oh, shit, I'm so sorry. He needed that noggin. Mori finds, like, the quietest kid and just, like, she offers her hand and, like, walks in with them, the quietest one. Yeah, the kids sort of, like, bounce around the gallery downstairs

and then disappear into their respective places where kids go and they're not needed in a scene. Wherever they go to play. They leave stage left, and then... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Red stands in the front hall just for a moment, looking at the pots that are on the long shelf in the front. And as Jack kind of enters, Red sort of stops him by putting a hand on his shoulder and grabs him.

He's like, look at that. You remember that? You, me, Dorn, and Kralath trying to get those pots down off those shelves because we thought they were worth something. Oh, they're antiques. They are definitely worth something. They've been broken many times now. Look at all the glue stains.

That's a lot of googly eyes. Yeah. Yeah. The kids ruined everything. Fred says, like, awkwardly and then walks over, and as he puts his actual bag down, the shelf, like, shakes and one of the pots, falls off and smashes. It's, like, inexplicably full of just used Kleenexes because kids. Got another one of glue here.

It's so high up. How did they get them up there? Oh, no. It's the kid's fault for sure, not mine. Mari Mending? Mari fixes it with mending and puts it back. Nice, nice. Clue it.

Looking around, does it seem like there are more orphans than when we left? Like, has this place been collecting more and more children? I don't know. I mean, you haven't done a tally yet. Yeah. You want to, like, sound of music, like, blow the whistle and get them all lined up in the front of all? No, more like just, just Doran's observations. Like, does it seem like there's more or less the same?

It's so hard to tell. You haven't been here in months There's like a jumble of dirty shoes By the front door Like there's a lot of handprints all over the walls Maybe he'll just say Because I think Oren and B stayed back Orrin stayed back

Orin stayed back He decided she didn't want to be with him anymore Yeah I think B stayed back the first time And then the second time we visited she was like I can't do this I'm leaving And then met us in Waterdeep Right right right right right You hear a strange sound coming from the dining room, almost like a series of small explosions.

You see Doren, like, instinctively reach for his axe, and then he kind of shakes his head. He's like, no, no, no, not here, not here. Too small and quick. Oh, it's also probably not, uh, it's probably not anything dangerous. What were you suggesting? No, not, no, no, what were you, you? No, no, my dad's something. I think of dragons, to be honest.

Kids, or orphans or whatever. Jack, you want to go check what this is while they do that? Yeah, let's figure it out. Just as a heads up, I feel compelled to say last time we were here, I felt a whiff of brimstone. I couldn't find it. This place used to be full of devils and shit. So if something seems weird, it might also actually be weird, but it probably isn't fine. So don't.

Might be an imp. Remember that? Yeah. Just trust your instincts is what I'm trying to say. Kieran, keep a nose out. Kieran nods sagely at you. Red nods, too. I'll also keep a nice.

nose out and red points to his forehead. Thank you. Let's go see those explosions. And Jack takes off towards the dining room after the third one goes off. God, I hope they're not real explosions. Shouldn't have got them that chemistry set. Experiments, not explosions. Yes.

With my minerals. You bust through the door of the dining room and look around for a second before you see a bunch of hunched figures gathered around the fireplace. and then the smell hits you. Popcorn. Oh. Oren stands up from where he's crouching by the fireplace and just an explosion of popcorn from behind him, like, silhouettes his form.

Master Doran. Master Jack. Master Red. Mari. Mari. Hi. Mistress Mari. And who...

This is Wimmy. Get over here right now. Oren, good. to see you. Yeah, yeah. And he stands in front of you, and then one by one, almost solemnly, gives each of you a hug. Absolutely. Oh.

It's so good to see you all here. That feels good. Yeah. Wonderful to see you, too. Nice to meet you. Welcome back home. It does feel like home. And Red pulls at this piece of paper to show the others.

I can show you all this now. Oh, yeah. Your paper of the day. It's Jack's breakup letter. It says, fuck you, Jack. Her mom, Orrin. Like, things have not been going well. I think I need to break up with him.

Your magical paper, Red, says, Red comes home. See? We're home. I didn't want to jinx it in case the paper lied, but we're here. And Red snaps his fingers and the paper goes back into his back pocket. You know the kids? Oh, yeah.

Hi, kids. The kids are like, hi, hi! Orrin, you've done such a great job keeping this place together. Wow! Red looks around and sort of walks over and eats some popcorn off the floor. And try the great job keeping. These kids happy. I'm so proud of you, buddy. Well done.

I agree. The place feels warm. Well... Inviting. A wonderful job. Thank you all so much. Have you gained more children since the last time we've been here? There have been a couple, actually, Master Doran.

News is spreading. Well, the baker in... Belliard sent a couple our way after there was a problem with a fire giant. You can always trust a baker, right? Oh, uh... That's what they say, apparently. Speaking of long-lost children, uh, Master Redd, honeybee is here. No way!

Oh, amazing! With her friends, yes, she'll want to see you right away. Bee, where is she? Uh, to be honest, and he takes you by the elbow and leads you just, just like five steps off to the side. I've been trying to stay out of her way a little bit. Right, right. Since she arrived a 10 day ago with her adventuring party, things are just a wee bit awkward.

Of course, of course. And I'm sorry to hear about all that fallout, you know. No, no, no. B needs what she needs, and I understand. You're a good, Matt, all right. And I wish things would have been different, but I'm glad to hear how mature you are about this for being such a little guy.

Rumple that hair. I'm an adult. Of course. I mean little in stature. Wait, what? Look, I'll go look around for her and, uh, oh, and Red turns to whim and he's like, and I'll introduce B to Wim and Wim to B and come on Wim, and Red grabs Wim's hand and heads off upstairs with Wim. Orin sort of dust his hands from that conversation and turns back to the rest of you. So you look like you're keeping good. I am, yeah, mostly.

Uh, Thalus has been doing a really good job with the kids as well, and... Wonderful. I've got some more help. Oh, that's excellent. You need lots of help when it comes to children, right? We, we do, we do. And he kind of looks at the window a little bit. They're like soldiers.

Soldiers? Well, you've got to keep him in line, tell him what to do. You know, we met his mom. It explains a lot now. Yeah, yeah. I think Doran's taking a bit of a mercenary approach, but I think, Dorn, you'd be a... a good dad.

Oh, God. Yeah. You can sense his bum is blushing. Yeah, she just knows now. We can all sense it. It's a knowing look

to know somebody's bum's color. Yeah, it's a sudden, it's a sudden warmth that spreads through the room. Well, you'll all have to make yourselves comfortable again. I do apologize that we've all sort of settled in your rooms upstairs.

No, no, there, you've got to use the space. My room, your room. They're all one room, aren't they? You just hear red upstairs being like, What happened at my room? Is the study still in one piece upstairs? Well, you'll have to go and take a look for yourselves. Of course.

You know what? I love a surprise. I have to clean up over here. Some of the popcorn is like starting to catch on fire. Oh, yeah, yeah, no. I'm not really sure what to do about it. Kids are like starting to catch on fire. He's like, oh, no, not again.

Yeah. Mari pulls the broom out of her bag and starts sweeping up all the popcorn Orin into like a little dustpan and she's like, save this for red. I'm sure he'll eat it later when he comes down. What is that? Oh, it's very useful. And, uh, Oren looks down at his blistered hands and he's like, if only I could afford such a wondrous gift. Oren, yeah.

I know we've just met, but I think that you probably need this more than I do. And he holds out his two hands. And she hands a two minutes. He starts riding away like a, like a witch. He's too small. Do you think you have to rescue this broom like a Roomba that gets stuck on the edge of the stairs or something? Oh, certainly. Yeah, it's the dumbest animated object of all time.

It gets like stuck in a corner and it's just like, fuck, go ahead. Just wait until it has googly eyes and the kids give it a name. Like, this broom is becoming an institution. Yeah, like you don't stop. It just sweeps right through the floor. Thank you so much, Mistress Mari. You're welcome. This will make my day much shorter.

I can't tell you what kind of mess these kids make. Sorry, I have to see to them. Yeah, take care of them. We don't want to get in your way. Why don't you make yourselves comfortable upstairs and we'll see each other at the evening meal? For sure. Doran's not any longer around Mari and Jack.

He's slinked off. And then you hear ruffling and cupboards opening and closing. and he's in the kitchen and you just hear off in the background. There must be some beer around here somewhere. Where'd that big barrel of ale go? I swear there was one here before we left. It's got to be something to drink around here.

These are growing kids. They need their beer. Kids are so drunk. Meanwhile, Red, you make your way upstairs with whim in tow. She's giving you kind of like wild eyes. And Red stops her on the top. of the steps and turns around, says, are you okay? You seem a little overwhelmed. I'm sorry for sticking all those kids on you, but, you know, they're just excited, and I want you to be

excited. She wipes a little bit of mud off of her face, and she looks around, and she gestures like, nice place. Yeah, well, you know, we inherited it, sort of, from a woman who used it for, let's say, more nefarious purposes. But we ended up trying to make it a place of good. you know, a place where kids who didn't have parents could find home and it's become a bit of a home for me and for B and I'm excited that you're going to get to meet her.

Is this weird for you? She nods. Yeah, I'm sorry. Look, I was never a good father to her and she sought me out over here in Féhrun not too long ago and I did a bad job at trying to make her feel wanted and I think things are. are a little rocky now, so I want to try to smooth things over for everybody.

And I want the two of you to be friends. And I hope everyone's excited to meet each other. Let's go. Red spends a few minutes looking through rooms, looking for B. Red, you open the door to the master bedroom. It's currently being used, but there's no one here right now. Likewise, the sitting room shows signs of occupation, but it is empty. The bedroom at the end of the hall is,

locked. But the bedroom across the hall is open, and as you try the door, you hear a familiar voice. No, no, not like this. Uh, no, try again. And then you open the door to reveal your daughter, B. She's sitting on the bed with a half orc woman, and the two of them are playing cards. bay hi and red like fear from the hallway or concerned like melted away instantly at the sight of his daughter and he walks over and immediately embraces her as she stands dad hi wow wow i mean oran said you were here but i didn't expect you to look so adventurey adventure yeah that's what i was going to say and i thought it would sound stupid but you do you look adventure you look rough and tough and tumble and she turned Turns her head and you catch sight, she's pierced her ear. Wow! It suits you so well. Did it hurt? I always wanted to do it, but I got shot with an arrow once and it hurt too much. I've missed you. Have you been safe?

No. No, I guess not, eh? Not at all. It's been amazing. Yeah? Oh, and Red turns to the door. This, well, this is Wim, a friend, traveling companion, that we picked up in the Great Peak Mountains. Wim, great to meet you. This is Jan. She gestures at the orc on the bed

who sort of raises her hand. Hi, Jan or Jan? Jan? Jan? Jan? Yeah, silent J? No. Strong J. You say it real good. Like, Jan? Jan? Jan? Nope. Right. You can keep trying, though.

Jess, yes. Nope. Sorry. That's wonderful. I saw you. We met outside of Waterdeep when you were heading off on your adventure. I'm so glad that you're still traveling together. It's so rare to have companions that, you know, Don't die. I'm sorry about Krayloth, Dad. Oh, that's okay. I mean, you know.

Did you set him free? We did. We did, yes. In fact, that's where we found Wim in the heart of the mountain. We managed to put his soul to rest in a really beautiful way. And I think he's at peace now, finally. Well, good. Yes, very good.

That's great. I'm so glad for you. So great. What are you doing here? Well, we thought we would start by. We're heading north to the fire giants. We ended up defeating the stone giants and sit down. Let me tell you all about it.

And the four of you make kind of a nest on bees bed. It's clear that there's a couple of people sleeping in this room. And the card game totally forgotten. You just catch B up on all the details. Meanwhile, Jack, Mari, Doran, what are you guys up to? After chatting with Oren and making sure he's got the situation with the burning popcorn and the not burning children under control, Jack takes a beat to head upstairs, remembering that there's a room that all the books in the house kind of got crammed into

and, you know, there was an element of at least that might be a place to, you know, set down and take stock what the plan is while we're here. Jack, thank you for teaching the broom that the fire does not need to be swept. That was a not great couple of minutes there. No, no problem. It's really tricky to understand the difference between, like, the soot and the fire when it's burning. I don't know it has the right senses for that. I like to imagine that there is, like, the one really quiet kid who, like, Marie let in is, like, kind of hiding around.

And she, like, takes her hand again just for a moment and then uses slate of hand just has, like, a little, like, leather bracelet and just slips it on. And Justice's like, cute. But yeah, follows Jack into the room with the books and whatever else. Whatever other things Jack would leave behind. Our best guess of where they used to be, because truthfully, who knows? Jack, as you head to the room that you recall to be your bedroom at the end of the hall, you try the knob and it's locked and you hear a female voice from within. What is it?

Oh, sorry. I was just looking for what was a library two months ago. Didn't mean to interrupt. I'm sorry. Who am I speaking to? Jack Page. We helped Oren set this place up and made a deal with the baker in town a couple of months ago. Known wizard. Book enthusiast. Right. Yes. I'm just in the middle of a bath right now. Is there something I can help you with? Nope. Wait, you'd a tub in there? Sorry.

I'm sorry. And who is that? is this? Oh. Oh, this is Mari. She's joined Reds Rovers is what we're calling ourselves. Now, maybe, you know what, I'll let you have your bath. We'll go find somewhere else to be, and I'd love to meet you later.

I'm sorry, Jack Page of the Nightstone 4, correct? Old name. Formerly of the Nightstone 4, now of Reds Rovers. Right. Looking forward to seeing you again. Yes. Is this somebody we maybe met in Waterdeep as part

of... You don't recognize the voice. Yeah, I... Mari's into it. You have a tub of water in there, may I come in? I'm somewhat of a water genozy myself.

So the two of you beat a hasty retreat. Doran, where are you? So Doran has found a keg of beer that has continued to ferment into a fragrant, strong ale. He now looks very

satisfied with his cup filled with the fine brew and he walks through the main floor observing the way the house has become a home to the orphans who inhabit the dwelling all the while taking note of the broken and worn elements of the building that he may or may not be able to fix. I love that. In the coming days. Doran as you wander the gallery and the foyer just letting your eyes slide over the details of this place, mug of beer in hand, you pass the entrance to the basement. And from its depths, you hear a strange rhythmic chanting. Doren recognizes the door and, you know, is a bit taken back for a moment, recalling exactly what goes on, not necessarily realize.

that there's truly noise emanating from the basement. He's thinking it's more of like something he's feeling within. Wow. It's been a long, it's been a long time. I hope you're doing well, my friend, and he pluses his hand on the door. And then suddenly realize that there is noise coming from the basement. I should probably go investigate that. Looking around for somebody else that might be good to bring with him, he realizes that he's probably the most capable person of venturing into a dark basement.

And so he does. He creaks the door open and goes investigating. There are pools of lantern light here and there down the stairs as you traverse the depths. the sounds of chanting get louder. You recognize now, voices for sure, but you can't make of the words. And you pass through these dusty hallways towards the sound. You are able to sort of look into some rooms. Maybe you remember just in flashes, whether from the first time you came to the manor and you had to clear this place

of devils, maybe you remember even obtaining the scar that's on your face in one of these rooms in an altercation with a barbed devil, I think. But these rooms are now clean. The furniture replaced. There's surely a quizzical look on Doran's face. Have we allowed cultists to inhabit this place? What is going on here? And he touches the scar on his eye, you know, sort of as a memory drawing him back to that moment where he was struck on his eye. You make your way to the entrance of the room where the chanting is emanating to find a man standing in front of a small group of children. The man has dark, red skin, horn. on his head

golden eyes and he turns to look at you holding up a hand to the children yes oh don't let me disturb you one of the kids gives you a shy wave and the man at the front of the room clocks that

and says would you like to sit there's plenty of room uh would you mind if I finished my drink? Please, but do not disturb the children. They're just in the middle of their lessons. I won't disturb.

But Doran enters cautiously and takes a seat sort of away but still in the room. Again, observing. Maybe even judging. You see now that this man

is standing in front of a large chalk drawing on the wall of a plant. shows a root system growing underground and the leaves stretching high above into the sky. And as you take your seat, he begins to drone on in a monotone voice, a botany lesson. He teaches the children the names of these different parts of the plant, and they repeat after him in unison, trying testing out these new words. on the side of the classroom there's a small collection of books you can see that there's a text about geography of phaeroon some books of poetry some history books

and as you sit he continues his lecture moving from botany to the water cycle how water evaporates from the ground to form clouds and after 15 minutes or so he claps his hand and the children thank him, and then they head upstairs. As the children leave the room, Doran sort of stands with his empty cup in hand and greets the man with the horns and shakes his hand and says, I have to say, I was relieved and surprised when I entered the room and realized what it is you were talking about. I don't suppose you know what these rooms used to be used for. I do. The cult symbols were difficult to remove in some of these places.

They were inscribed very deeply. I'm Grin. Grin. Doren. Very nice to meet you. And he leans in, he says, word of advice, you may want to quit it with the monotone. That's a very culty thing to do. Sort of jokingly, obviously.

I have heard much of you from Oren. Much of me? Yes. Oh, it's probably because our name's rhyme. He's a good man. Can I get you an ale? Will you join me upstairs? Are your lessons done for the day?

It is almost dinner time. I don't usually partake, but yes, I will have a nail with you. After all, it's all natural. I'm sure it comes from... I'm sure you've made. it before from the plants that you, uh, did you grow? No? No, I've never brewed anything. Have you? Uh, no, I haven't actually. I was hoping there was something you could teach me. Uh, perhaps we could learn together. I think that would be valuable. Obviously, you know your way

around, around the plants. I know my way around the book. Uh, I have some friends like you. Let's go and drink and discuss. Huh? Good, good to make your acquaintance, grin. He claps you on the back and leads you back upstairs. Thank you to our courageous patrons. Adam Frey, Abriel, A.K. Trash Panda. Allison Wrights. Alicia Andrews. Alicia Duh

Amanda Nicole Amanda Romano Anna Lena Atholagoth Axel Bean Boy Gav Bird Bob

Caspian Charles There's a lot of these Christopher Sedate Colin Berkhart Couch Crow

David Shaw Eldritch Unicorn Emerson Forsberg Erin Lightning Fjord Fuvulcrum Gabby Tau

Gareth Bradshaw Haley Harpo the Marks Izzy J.D Josh Galusha Joshua Nance Joy Robinson

KM Karen DeLay Cass Keith Adylae Kelly Folds Lambda Letta J Lickrott Liz Lorelei Feldman Manderpants Merrick's Moon

Melinda Curley Merlin Nibia, Guiga, Nikki, Knox the Nightshark, Oakland, Okie-Doki, Pan, pinch of peppers, Queen, Rabida Naz cheese, Regan, Ren, Rigor Mortis Riot, Rowan, Ruthanne Reed, Trent, Scotty, Sear of Time, Shannon, Waldner S Ray 96 Stab Sunny T kettle

Ulysses Vol control Waffle 427 Xander Morning Dove Zephyrus and Zill Street Elizabeth

So see you next time Thanks for listening leans down and scoops up a big snowball and he says, uh, oh fuck, what does he say?

Uh, heads up. Fuck you. Lusers. No, he goes, piss off. Eat shit nerd. Whips a snowball at, at the biggest kid that he sees.

You know, the oldest, the oldest kid in a friendly way. Just when you go to jail, punch the toughest looking motherfucker right in the lips and Dorans got that attitude everywhere he goes in life. Thankfully,

this place also has an endowment for dentistry because you're going to knock that kid's fucking teeth. Thorne retrieves his axe and screams double worshiper as he attacks them. Whoa. Roll for initiative. Yikes. What are all of their names? I don't.

You can't. This is walking and dorking. Oh, no, I got it. I got it. Oh, wait. I know exactly what it is. Stop, stop, stop. I know these.

I have these kids 12 names. Just chill. Hold on, nobody say anything else. How dare you? We are not making them canonical. It's going to be the von trap. Later, I have to come back to this. This is just a meme you need to go.

I've discovered R slash tragedy, which is for names. Oh, tragedy. Yeah. I'm still on over a hail burp. Jillo, Destry, Warhorse, Audie, Finn, Catamara, bromie, patchies, boy or girl. Whisp? Avacadozia.

None of this. None of these. Nope. That's Jack's next spell. Yervie.