Dice Shame - 2-150 | 'Feel The Heat'

Episode Date: July 10, 2025

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You there. I think we got a ratatoo eaters, guys. 16. Run up and charm. On the line. Like crank, clank, ptoot, ptoot. This ketchup's too spicy. Oh, no, you just wait a second.

Wait, so is it your ass I should be tearing into it. Affirmative. What memory do you have? Come on, we'll help you. The Duke's Auto thing is later. Hock tour? I'll tell you, Duke's Alto's going to be pretty furious. Could I ask just one quick question about the physics and logistics of the tray the goblin had?

I wish you would. Kill him. Kill him. Welcome back to Dyshame. This is Season 2, Episode 150, Feel the Heat. MVP this week is Stumpwater Jack. They've binged their way through the entirety of Dyshame, malevolent, and are making their way through the Invictus stream back catalog.

That is some fucking serious. listening. Stumpwater Jack also loves extra life season. We are looking forward to that too. Thank you so much for hanging out with us. You are this week's MVP. Thanks, Jack. All right, shall we do this? Yeah, let's play some D and D. Woo! So it seems your presence has been noted in Iron Slag. A goblin stands in the entryway to what you presume maybe the kitchen area based on the wafting smells and the clatter of crockery

and the burbling of goblin voices. But yeah, this goblin standing like 65 feet away from you sort of across the room and he's dropped a pan in surprise. Pink clyling. Everyone roll for initiative. Let's just get started. Dunt it.

Dundt it. D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D. Okay. Witted's visor is lighting up with, like, Target, hostile. He gets advantage on initiative thanks to his helm of awareness. Oh, right. I'm going to start with Wim. She rolled an 18.

Nice whim. Uh, Doren? Ten. Witted? Seven in all. Oof. Not great. With advantage.

Not a great showing. With the advantage. Temeal? 12. Red. 16. Oh, right after Wim. How does that work with initiative?

Like when you don't have one goblin in the room, but more are going to enter. Well, when they become aware of being in a fight, that's when they get to be entered onto the turn track. I'm really banking on this not escalating beyond minimum number of goblins. I think we're fucked if it does. I agreed. He pulls of a string and a bell goes off.

Not the goblin alarm. does whim have silence she does not have silence let's talk about the spells that she does have because we can like collectively play this and this party npc she can charm monster oh don't worry about any more so here's the text of charm monster one creature you can see within range it's 30 feet so she's going to have to run up a little bit but that's okay makes a wisdom saving throw it does so with advantage if you are your allies are fighting it right now we are not fighting so much as just in initiative order. I don't think she'd get 30 feet.

Ooh, she's pretty far back. So Charm Monster might be out of our realm of possibilities. That would have been perfect. Even if she has Charm Person, Charm Person has the same range, yeah. I've got haste. Ooh, haste wouldn't be too shabby right now. East is her action. Oh, that lets her move quickly.

It goes Wim, Red, Temeel, Doran, Goblin, Witted. So almost everyone acts an initiative before the goblin. Oh, well, then listen, she could deferred. and I could, I mean, I can fucking hit this guy with a charm arrow or a banish arrow. That's fun. Zappam out of existence for one round. Yeah. So because, I mean, goblins are humanoids.

So we could be using charm person on them. Yeah, my arrows are just charming anyway. They're called Prince Charming arrows. Red's arrows are Prince Charming. I slept with the DM. Does Red have magic arrows? Arrow is the two-charm person? Beguiling arrow.

Temporally beguiles target. The creature hit takes 2D6 psychic damage and choose one of your allies within 30 feet of the target. Oh. Uh-oh. So same problem. The target must succeed on a wisdom saving throw

or is charmed. Oh, okay, but I could run because red can move. I have feline agility. That's true. Which allows me to move double my turn. It doubles the speedier dash as well, I think. It does.

So yeah, move action, bonus action, and then I could use my main action to charm. So that's a possibility. Question. When you charm a creature, can you, like, convince it? It basically regards you as friendly. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just thinking, like, hey, buddy.

We could convince it, if charmed, to, like, turn around and tell the other goblins to not worry or something? Oh, totally. Well, it didn't. I heard something. It didn't, like, yell out any message or anything. No. Yeah, they're not worried yet. We can just say nothing, yeah.

Yeah. They just know that gork dropped a pan. Fucking gork. Stupid gork. You named them. Yes. I mean, he's named now. The charmed creature is friendly to you, but not obeys your every command.

Yeah. If we can charm it, can you make it, can you do it? Can you do it? Can you make it? I can do it and make it. However, Nick would you roll? Twelve. So I could even drop below Nick, because Nick, don't you have the ability to hurt its saving throw?

I do, I can bane it. I think that would begin to cross over into the realm of fighting. Yeah. Which would give it advantage. Exactly for the charm. One thing, I do have the ability to increase somebody's movement speed, but only by 10 feet.

Unfortunately, we're far enough away that that probably wouldn't be particularly helpful right now. The other option is I can also cast silence Which I think is like 120 feet So it would at least shut the thing up And then we could move But at that point it would probably be smarter for me Just to try to run up and charm

Is there a lie to get us out of this? Is there a non-spel? I mean you mean no spells Just like try straight up role playing And just as an option Just another option? I like that option I was kind of thinking it too

Just because we rolled initiative doesn't mean we're in combat. And additionally, Tamil would kind of probably have some knowledge of these goblins, no? Like, I would imagine Tamil and her party were led through the kitchen to get here, because

there's no real straight path otherwise. If Tamil and her party were already in here, you know, not even just having walked past, but if this goblin is walking in here for no reason other than walking in here because this might be his path,

like wouldn't she have seen them before and oh that's true is this on patrol rules like is this thing like why is it in here you know but i guess that's something we would have to figure if the guy was carrying a tray i mean he's carrying it to somewhere if he's in this doorway and coming through um like if there was food on the tray presumably he was taking it maybe to that that bean counter to the south which seems like there might be some goblins that would have gone closer to the cage if that was his path, that was an expected path. He's got fish food on his tray. He just, like, dumps it in the

crunchy pool. He's got chicken fingers. And ketchup dippers? You remember the guy, the big fire giant that's down in the, in the forging area? This ketchup's too spicy, gobbler. Slipboard giant. Hang on. I detected thoughts on the

bean counter to fire giant guy. Is there any possible? Can I roll a luck check or something to see if I got his name? Oh. Nice. Wasn't he saying his name? Wasn't he like, I don't. He wasn't.

Ogg doesn't want to be here or something or no? What the fuck? What memory do you have? I think in the spirit of D&D and rolling for things that are governed by chance, let's absolutely roll. I would say let's roll a D20 modified by your wisdom modifier just to see if you could have gleaned some. Very generous. Detail.

Generous. Why? What's your wisdom? Oh, my God. I meant. With disadvantage. I meant, I meant. I was even just going to say, ooh, that's a 19.

Nice. His name was. Yeah, the bean counter's name is hawk. Hawk Tua? I think Doran kind of sees the goblin walk in and he turns to Temeel with wide eyes and he goes, hey, maybe we should say something. Um, Temeel immediately smacks her hand over Doran's mouth. You there, was that hawk's food because he's been expecting it for a while now?

Hmm. Good one. And if it's not there, in short order, I believe it will be your ass on the nine. What does it on the nine mean? On the line. On the line. Oh, Doran's eyes are like wide looking at you, like so impressed. We did like look like this also.

Just frozen in place. Please roll deception for me. Red is gearing up to do his plan if this fails. He's going to hit this thing with a arrow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I rolled a 10, but Tim, I don't know how you would feel about me using that inspiration, the joint inspiration that we got. Oh, yeah.

So that might be. Go for it. 100%. This is for the whole group. I feel like you're inspired in this situation. Please do. Come on. Give me a thing.

another 19 Okay Oh that's good I'm rolling 13's like crazy Which I think he's like this thing But also kind of a bad thing So I don't know Good luck

I'm feeling it Absolutely The goblin's face blanches And he looks down at the floor Where this food is just sprayed all over the floor And he goes to hands and knees And starts like scooping up

handfuls of food And putting it back on the floor platter well he's not going to want it now that it's fallen on the floor listen just we'll take care of it we were going back that way anyway later trying to get us through the to the kitchen that to meal's thought is that they need to go through the kitchen anyway so having a flustered goblin escorting them might give them an air of you know uh like yeah justification for being there yeah um the goblin points down at the food and like stands up and he's like Ah, I'll go get more.

And he starts to back away into the kitchen. Could I ask just one quick question about the physics and logistics of the tray the goblin had? I wish you would. Because what I'm really, I'll get straight to the point. What I'm wondering at it is how much this goblin is carrying and how much this goblin is carrying as in on top of his head kind of this tray. What I'm wondering is we can fit. Exactly. I'm wondering if we also being medium-sized creatures

could potentially, given maybe more than one of these trays, if necessary, be underneath them and moving through the kitchen hidden Odysseus style under kitchen trays, kind of. Like we're goblins because you can't see under the trays, kind of. So we could be goblins for all you know. We're just short goblins. Just wondering if that's even physically possible.

Yes. Yes, yes, yes, and yes, because I love the Cinderella of it all. I was hoping if I presented the plan. I want you guys to be the mice scurrying through the kitchen, holding handfuls of corn kernels. Cool. I think we got a ratatooie this, guys. Tim, I love that so much that I want to change the, what did you call it, the physics and... I don't know, the logistics and physics, I think I said.

I want to change the logistics of this trait because I love the idea of a goblin carrying a giant size platter and this just being like a huge task for a little guy. So yeah, he's carrying one side of this tray and like dragging the other side kind of behind him. And it's too big for him. And when he dropped it, he more so just like dropped his side of the tray and these, the, the giant snack sort of spilled all over the floor. So to answer you in a word yes, You could absolutely fit a medium-sized creature or two underneath this tray if you were to carry it overhead. Now, the caveat is I don't know that Witted would actually suggest that kind of plan. That's like not he's kind of genius, really.

I feel like he's more like complex thinker, and that's too clever. So the goblin sort of points at the floor, and he's like, I'll go get more. And he starts to sort of back away towards the kitchen. Hang on, hang on. And as Temeel's hand falls away from Doran's mouth, he pipes up and says, Oh, no, you just wait a second. You've already screwed up enough. We'll take it from here.

And he starts walking. Red has his back against the wall, like out of sight of this goblin. And he's just drawing an arrow tight, waiting for all of this to implode in some way. Likewise. Just waiting. Wim is also keeping out of sight. So we have red out of sight, whim, out of sight. Doran and Tamil are obviously having a chat with this goblin.

Would you come along and you too, machine? Do you have your thing down? I got visor down, visor down now. I think as soon as he ends. So maybe Doran's trying to play it off like maybe you're a giant's machine for bidding. Come on and bring the machine with you. and he kind of gives like a comical wink at you and a bit of a shrug and then turns back around looking very convincing at this goblin. I love to imagine that Tamil's deception role is like a counter that every time Doran talks just it gets cut off like one number just gets lessened and like shaved off the 1918, 18, 17, 16,000, as the goblin slowly starts to be like, wait a minute, this doesn't make any sense.

gork No one Hawk to be mad The goblin's like Getting a little bit confused Tamele's going to use Just an air of authority And confidence

She's going to boldly Just continue to walk over To this goblin I guess Doran is also walking over It seems as though you don't really know What you're doing And so perhaps a little oversight Wouldn't be without

You know merit here We should probably even check you've got the order right. She's just going to keep moving towards him. And if he tries to move, we'll try to, like, hold him in place with just the command of, like, don't stay right there. Don't try to weasel your way out of this. Mm-hmm.

This, I mean, this little goblin is standing in the silhouette of a giant-sized door, a giant entry into the kitchen beyond. He is dwarfed by the size of this architecture. and he is shivering in his little goblin boots as you approach. Timil almost feels bad. Red and Wim haven't been seen yet. I think Red turns to whim and signs. Like, cast us invisible.

Like, if this fails, maybe we can help. You know what I mean? Yeah. I can... Can she do both of us or just one? I have twin to spell. Oh. Cool.

So I could twin us both invisible right now. Yeah, I think, I think let, because especially if five come out of this, it looks a lot worse than just those three. It would only last a minute. That's okay. That's like 60 rounds or math. 10 rounds. 10 rounds. Whatever.

That's like 10 rounds. 60 rounds. Do you think it's necessary right now? She signs, are you sure? Meta, I'm assuming, Tamele, this is you guys are then going to push into the kitchen and sort of try to, right? Well, the first thing Tammil will do is get on the other side of this goblin. that's where she's headed be aware though that's going to put you in full view of whatever's happening in the kitchen there are no actual doors here it's just a door yeah i mean i'm kind of

with you nick on the whole you present enough what's that what's that saying or there's a concept that if you put enough confidence behind what you're saying and doing that people just believe it you know if we walk in authoritatively being like you're screwing up fake it to you make it But if the kitchen is filled with giants... Well, giants are one thing. It's kind of moot. If they're all goblins. I think there's sort of three...

There's two perspectives. Either there are giants or there are goblins in there. If there are goblins, you're fine. If there are giants, I think then Tim's plan of hiding under the trays makes the most sense. True. I guess I'm leaning on the idea of invisibility, assuming that there are giants in there. I think invisibility wins either way, I think, is a good call, yeah. Cast us invisible, Wim.

Yeah, Wim nods, and she twiddles her fingers and does like a low whistle. And we are both made invisible. Perfect. And then I think Red and Wim just follow the other three as they move forward. Okay, so Red and Wim begin to creep forward into the room invisibly as Doren and Temeel continue to approach this goblin it seems like he's somewhat cowed by your authority but unsure how to proceed as he's been told to both clean a bath for himself stop collecting the food and not move back into the kitchen and you know what with red of nisible he actually runs past the

other three in fact they like feel a little gust of wind and you know looking over their shoulder see there's no one behind and kind of make up the distance red's invisible he's going to take a peek into what lay ahead to either let them know that giants are coming up or this is going to work. That's a great idea. So if Tamil feels red kind of go by, understanding, because we've discussed our abilities and everything, so understanding that they would probably be invisible. Yeah. She would probably want to buy a little bit of time.

So kind of before she breaks the plane of the door where she would be visible to the entire kitchen area, I think that she'll stop and she'll. turn on Doran and kind of half facing away from this goblin so he can't see, we'll give Doran a little bit of a wink, and she'll say, hang on, weren't you supposed to be the one in charge of making sure that all of this was running smoothly? Me? I, um, oh, I guess I was. Uh, sorry, I, I guess I'll take it from here, uh, if that's what you're suggesting. Wait, so is it your ass I should be tearing into, or is it his pointing at the goblin?

and she's just going to try to, like, engage in this little play-acting fight to buy a little bit of time. So this goblin can still be confused, but as long as it seems like he might be on the hook and can just kind of chill where he is while this gets sorted out, maybe he's a little bit relieved that the heat is off of him potentially. I don't know. Yeah, you watch as the goblin's yellow eyes move from Temeel's face down to Doren's face, back to Tameel's face. and just as a glimmer of recognition of maybe he's being had starts to cross his face,

you hear a loud call from the kitchen and read as you turn the corner and you see the clamor and commotion of everything that's happening in the kitchen. You catch sight of the speaker in the center of this huge room. There is an ogre. Red, you see an ogre standing in the middle of the room and he's got a blood-stained white apron on, stretched across his wide belly, and he has a cleaver in his hand,

also dripping with blood. Clearly, he's been doing some butchering around the corner in the kitchen. And there is just a hubbub. Goblins are moving here and there between pantries, and cook fires and looking into burbling cauldrons. There's a combination of furniture sizes as well. Some medium creature size that the goblins are working at and also some tall work tables that you would imagine fire giants and ogres can be using.

So it's like a really chaotic situation in here, a lot of movement, a lot of stuff going on. And from the center of the room, this main butcher ogre character points at the goblin and says, doing fucking around pick that up and get out of my sight and the goblin spins around dorin tamil whitted you see this and he looks between you and the ogre and then motivated by fear of whatever may happen if he disobeys this overseer he just starts scrabbling food onto the tray as fast as he can and dragging it backwards towards you out of sight of this main overseer ogre red you are in the middle of this entryway into the kitchen as you see this happen red looks around the room what kind of creatures are in here there's the ogres there's

goblins yeah and there is a huge cook fire that dominates part of the southern wall and around it there are these small creatures you would presume probably elemental in nature that seem to be wreathed in smoke and flame. Oh. They are either attracted to the fire or born from it. It's not clear, but they seem to be sort of like hanging out in the perimeter of the heat from this cook fire. Okay.

Smoky boys. Smoke boys. Just for the record, ever since you referred to him as the machine, he just started going, he like kind of froze, like, I don't know what to do. And then went re-er-clank, re-er-clank, I started walking around and just kind of a clumsier way. and has occasionally thrown in, like, an affirmative to, like, nobody at the wrong time in the conversation. Other than that, he doesn't seem to know when to break the ruse, so he's just to stay. He's like, I am machine.

I love it. I know this isn't what you meant, but it made me laugh to think that he was saying re-er-clank. You hear, like, he's adding a little bit of, like, not automotapia, but, like, sound effects through his speakers. Buzz, buzz. I love this thing yet, like, smash cut to, like, well after this where we're at camp. And Whitt is just fondly remembering, and he pulls out his little proved nicknames, and he writes down, like, nicknames I'd prefer to be called. He's like, the machine.

He's like that. Yeah, he's going to write it on the inside of the armor, the machine. I am a machine. I could be cool. So, Red, you saw the ogre. Everyone heard the ogre. The goblin has decided to say, kind of. of like fuck whatever these people are up to. I have one task right now and it's not get murdered

by my overseer ogre and he's starting to drag the tribe back into the cistern room towards you. As soon as Tamil hears the ogre yell, she will message red and say, what the hell was that? What's in there? A large ogre, 15 gobos and four smoke creatures. Don't let that goblin get by you. Kill him before he goes to the south. Doran takes this opportunity. And as the goblin starts walking towards him and we're still kind of playing out this argument he name drops Duke Zolto he said uh yeah get over here

the only reason we were sent here by Duke Zolto was to pick up his tray of food and get it over to him as soon as possible come on we'll help you and he starts to pick up the other end of the tray this the goblin's like no no this is for Hawk and he starts pulling his side of the tray away from you all right

We can deliver it to Hulk, but I'll tell you, Duke Salta's going to be pretty furious at me when I don't deliver his food. This is what. It's happening right now. Doran's like, I'm doing a deception on you, Goblin. You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to believe my lies like when Red and Tamil do it. Seeing this struggle between the two of them with the tray, not knowing exactly where Wim and Red are. Tamil is just going to grab this goblin

and she'll hold his arm but then she'll start pointing at Doran you have no idea this is why you're not allowed to be in charge anymore this little fellow who is obviously still in a tremendous amount of trouble has the right of it this is for Hawk

this is not for Duke Zolto the Duke Zolto thing is later all right she's trying to buy more time for everyone else to get in position I mean this goblins starting to get really freaked out by everything that's happening and he's going to try to shrug you off to meal and drop the tray how did you want to react to that you're going to let him happen or are we going to get into a contest here question for you for do we want to like i was also thinking

doran we just start this like argument like the prison movies and then all of a sudden dorin pulls out his axe and chops off the head of the goblin i mean red was telling ice this guy red said kill him but oh yeah yeah I'm like like red would turn around and if he sees he'll ice him from behind if he has to like this is getting into it was also sort of like slowly leveling an arm at this guy like water we do it yeah I don't have anything that can just take this guy out

or keep him from like screaming or running in one shot which is why I'm like if you guys are getting in position then that's cool then we can ice him but like on her own to meal doesn't have anything that can lead this off in a really elegant way I think Dora not to see it really lucky to strike that well. Here's what I'm going to do then. We're going to hop into initiative.

Fair enough. Should we use the same roles? I'm, I mean, I was going to say because it's the goblin who's basically creating this situation, turning it from a negotiating role-playing situation. I was going to give the goblin his turn right now, which is essentially disengaging from Tamil and trying to back away towards the kitchen and get somewhere where he's away from all of you. So, this goblin is going to try to disengage from Temeel as a bonus action. But right now, he, I would argue, is being grappled by her. So it's going to be a contested role, essentially. So my acrobatics.

Let's do some acrobatics. We're just twisting around each other. Let's get really acrobatted together. I rolled a 13. I rolled a 16. I thought it was going to be beaten for sure. Okay, this goblin tries to struggle out of your grip, wrenching his skinny wrists away from you and is unable to disengage, essentially, from where he is. So that was his action, is trying to escape Timiel's grapple.

And that's basically all he's got, really, at this point. Push this fucker in the water. Is this pool full? No, they're empty. How far down was it? They're about 15 feet down. Not far enough to kill him. He lands on his head.

But he's going to start to Yelp. Do you imagine if he got wings sauce in our eyes? Like he's actually a master of using the wings as weapons. Buffalo Wings, no! He's going to go, Hap! Oron! And now it's Widdid's turn.

Ooh, okay. I didn't want him to put him in this position. But yeah, let's have a Witted moment. As much as I want to just use a cantrip and be smart here, I also think that Witted is smart in the way where he knows that we need to take care of this. We need to take care of it quickly and right now. You see Witted slowly hover over again kind of as the machine, but taking off into the air now on like quiet, on his boots and just moves over Iron Man style, points his arm point blank at the goblin.

and it's the darts that Iron Man launches, or the Mandalorian little birdies. There's just these three magic missiles that come out of his wrist. And they're quick and they're quiet like darts and they look almost painless. But there are these, but they're these, put the, that exactly like that,

that just sort of hit him. As long as I'm going to roll the 3D4 plus 3 damage for the three missiles all going right at him. assume he can't do a shield spell or anything to block them, it would be 10 damage. Not this particular goblin. A kitchen goblin with a shield spell. Imagine?

Absolutely. He lifts the tray. It is the one way out of the magic missile smell. The goblin is pierced by all of these darts. And, Tamil, you feel his muscles limp as he goes unconscious and takes a knee. sliding to the floor. However, Red, you see the ogre in the kitchen turn and look towards the entryway with interest. Did that ogre here, the goblin yell?

He did. He's coming. All right, now I'd like to just thank our wonderful Patrions. And what I've done is I've just created a list here. Let me just pull this out of my... Okay, here we go. Thank you to Lita J., Christopher, Colin Burkart, Merlin, Liz, Ruthan Reed, Trinth, Lorelei Feldman, J.D., Scotty, Haley, K.M., Queen, Shannon Waldner, Melinda Curley, Joy Robinson,

Cass S Ray 96, Moon, Nikki, Gabby, Tao, Tea Kettle, Abriel, Anna Lennah, Gareth Bradshaw, Joshua Nance, Stab, Manderpance, Oakland, Nerd Fairy, Keely Hill, Misrah, Aaron Lightning, Quinn, Rabida and Cheese, Axel, Abby Mae Birkin, Danny, Seer of Time, Izzy, Vol Control, Pan, Feli, Absolute Ocelli Behavior, Starlight, Clockwork Phoenix, Lechra, A.K. Trash Panda. Amanda Nicole. Hyde. Alicia D. Merrimo. Bird. Fisher. Cara. Navia Aguia. H.D. Bean Fiend. Knox the Nightshark. Sunny. O.B. Luna de Maria. Luke. Wanderer Fen. Caspian. Zill Street. Liz. This guy could. Emerson Forsberg. Martina. Karen Duley. Minty. Rose. Sophenvy, Hydrus, Lysanne Klickner, Jack, Celeste Jedlick, Eli Davis, Grace Searcy, meringue, Rang, Rangelespi, Nick D, Jelly Bean, Slate Blue Flowers, Shonk, Jane, Veritas, Tell, Pat Trat, Laura, Busing Star O3, Snick-Snack, Jaron Blair, Nukulm, Sakura, Sparks, Trinity, True EC, Elzebub, Delicate Jaws, Nosts, Swuk, Bup, Zbaltazar, Ad Jack's Art, Jinks, Conzo Como, and T-Bad. Thank you again for listening, and I guess you'll hear us again soon. What did I say this goblin's name was?

Gok, grog, groc, gork. Gork? Gork. I think gork. Hawk is the fire giant and gorg is the goblin? Very good. Very good DMing, Joe. Right after Tim compliments you, he's like, I shouldn't have said anything. Pork, mork and chork.

Are there names? Mork, Jork. Names are hard. Cool. Tim, you need to make a new book that's called The Big Book of Names. I'm sorry. I, having read the adventure can vouch,

those are that goblin and Giants name, actually. Everyone's looking real silly right now. They list every NBC in the Iron Sleg. Vindicated. Thank you.