Dice Shame - 2-167 | 'Strike a Deal'

Episode Date: November 6, 2025

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Minus one. I'll tell you, you gotta do a lot more than that, just to impress us. It was barely anything at all. Regardless of what I said. You got a little bit of blood for your money tonight, didn't you? Boo, boo! I have not found that to be the case, Carrella. Takes a special kind of sonic cadet to blow a head off of a hydro too.

Frost salamander, remember? Put me up. Let's gather the crowd. Spectacle. See with the ruins. Like safety and all that kind of jazz, hey? That statue sounds good, but I'm after a much. bigger would. Is there any sense in charming her? Like,

I know. Is this Doran eagerly? No. If someone was going to seduce her, that would be useful, right? She's trying to make me look good, guys. Did you see the people? Fine, I'll kiss her. Welcome back to Dice Shame. This is Season 2, episode 167, strike a deal. MVP this week is Sonsi Cahoonie, who has been a shamer tier for quite a while, but we forgot to add you to the end credits. So sorry, Sonsi. Hopefully having an MVP shout out will make up for it. And of course, your name will be added to the end credits

after this episode. Thanks so much, Sonsi. You are this week's MVP. And an awesome person all round. All right, shall we do this? Yeah, let's do it. Woo! The sandy floor of Alhamore, the Colosseum of Dead Snows, is painted with blood. Here and there amongst the architectural rubble lie the bodies of the monstrous gladiators, slain goblins and yeties, and even the still twitching hydra with its leaking headless necks. The crowd is strangely silent. Their signs held forgotten at their sides as the battle has reached it's zenith are heroes standing victorious and breathing heavily the crackling reek of ozone still

hanging in the air and whim a teenage human girl a sorcerer stepping out onto the crushed icy back of a giant frost salamander some 30 feet long and born towards carilla gem star where she overlooks the arena whim reaches out both of her hands in supplication and then signs to her companions for translation to Carilla, to the crowd, have we spilled enough blood? Have we spilled enough blood? Red shouts. Oh, that's what she said.

Red points to him. Don't get mad at me. The crowd applauds. And you see Corrilla up in her box. She's leaning with both hands on the railing, looking down at you all. Yeah, yeah, that's right. That's right.

Red turns in a circle. You got a little bit of blood for your money tonight, didn't you? Didn't you? The crowd again, cheering. Oh, I like this. So, you want to see some more? And the crowd roars in response to you, Red. You see Corrilla cheed gestures, and the port cullises around the perimeter of the arena rays.

And a contingent of armed guards head in. the arena spears bristling at you all and the crowd starts to murmur in protest oh oh don't want to make this a fair fight anymore carilla do you do you not happy when the uh when the wager goes against you are you red starts loudly booing booed yeah couple of the crowd take up your boo red boo boo boo boo boo boo that's right boo shame shame shame Shame, shame, shame. Corrilla's eyes slide left and right once. Then she breaks out into a wide, practiced smile.

Our champions! Five of the most skilled warriors and mages of our time! They're incredible abilities on display for you here at Alamo. And a victory such as we have never seen! The great fight were laid to waste. The frostworm brought low into endoscel. an incredible show that tomorrow's combatants will be hard pressed to drive from our thoughts

and yet the fighting grounds of Alamoa still thirst for blood and I, Carilla Gemstock, promise you that you will never leave these walls without being entertained. While Red is kind of putting on this show for everyone and I'm assuming that he's like, even while Carilla's talking, he's still showboating a little bit. I'd like to cast enlarge reduce on him so that he's bigger.

Whoa. So he's a big red. He's just kind of like hamming it up. And then while the eyes of the entire arena, hopefully including corollas, are on red in this new large form, I would like to cast Dimension Door and pop up right behind her.

Of course. With static in hand pressed against the small of her back. Sure. And red seeing that little like poof like immediately continues to draw the attention of the crowd. Yes, size matters. Hi.

Go with it. Go with it. Go with it. Yes. You want spectacle. We'll give you that. Spectacle. As his voice like booms out among the crowd.

Like a wave of like a shock wave of like the audio sort of pushes some people back. That dice roll I just did was to represent whether, would sort of panic and excitement as to what he perceived going on here and just sort of seeing that we're trying to like that red seems to be trying to draw attention and kind of I presume noticing with at least like my helm of awareness like what's going on in the booth as it were to cause the distraction I would probably be pointing my arm up in the air sending off a thunderwave straight into the air like firing a gun in the air just big blast

Red scene that, like, puts his hand up at the same moment to make it seem like he was calling it in a way. It's the same cannon that I used to cast Shatter where I charged up this sonic orb and it, boom, detonated over there, except I'm just sort of doing the boom, like one shot firing, this blast that dissipates in the air above. Spectacle! Spectacle! Are we looking for a distraction? Not anymore.

I mean, you can definitely add to it, right? There's a giant red shooting lightning in the center. Thunderwave is just a big sonic boom, blast wave, but still, like, so aggressive. Spectacle, is this not enough for you? Doran charges over to Red, Red, red, put me up. Let's gather the crowd for the cause. Oh, right. And Red scoops up, Doran.

Hear me. who, even though Red isn't giant, I imagine now he's like giant, and he's like leaning him forward towards the crowd and like moving him across the audience. Hear me, hear me. Now is the time you must listen because what I'm about to say is not the words of entertainment, but the words of urgency and real threat.

Join us. Join the fight against the giants. They're going to wipe out Silvery Moon. Tell your friends. Tell your families. and get there as quickly as possible and meet the Dwart, meet the Giants in battle.

Okay, that's our distraction. I don't know, is that work? I love it, yeah. The crowd, a murmur rolls across the crowd as people look side to side like, what? Yes, really? The story sees the doubt in people's eyes.

Up in the stands, up in the announcer's box, Tamil, you appear behind the gorilla just as she's saying that people will never leave these walls without being entertained. She presses the tip of static into Carilla's back, and she says, Hello, darling. I believe that we were negotiating our proposed execution when last we spoke. She gestures at a sorcerer who's sort of at her side,

and they cancel the spell that's been amplifying her voice. and she gives you a little showbiz smile and through gritted teeth she says yes I'm sure we can arrange something to meal excellent I would love also if you might be willing to lift the ban on us from dead snows as it seems that we are quite the favorites among the people here yes yes of course

why don't you um we can talk about this very civilized, I promise. Excellent. And I hope our combined prowess will banish any thoughts you might have of double-crossing us, because as long as one of us is still standing, any action taken against the rest of us will result in your immediate death.

Camille, I am not an unreasonable woman. I have not found that to be the case, Carilla. I see now what you are capable of. and I have no desire of bringing that ire towards me. Now, please, take that pointy thing out of the small of my back. I will gladly do that. Once you instruct the guards to retreat from the arena, the portcullis is to be lowered,

and everyone to leave, including yourself, while my compatriots and I remain here. I need... I need to speak with you. I have a proposal Do you need to speak with Jasmie Or would it be good to have all of us here It would be ideal to have all of your companions here

Excellent, then empty the arena And meet us in the middle near the ruins Surely She gestures towards the rear of the room And there's like this spread Like a heavy table Like a Super Bowl party Yes

She's like seven layer dip Right there in the middle Oh, yeah. There's, like, caraffs of wine. There's, like, I mean, there's, like, the fantasy, like, honeyed meats and, like, sweets and, and, like, cheese. But then, like, a shrimp ring, right? But then there's also, like, for sure, like, some guacamole. Yeah.

She gestures. She's like, but surely, you're in need of some refreshment after your exertions. It was barely anything at all. Although, if you do want to bring some of those sweet meats for red, I know that he does love them, so. See you with the ruins. and then I will just dimension door back. Looking back at Red, who's giant now, he's holding Witted in the other hand now out over.

Watch these amazing blurt. He's like got both Doored and Witted in like each hand. And he's like handing them out to the crowd. Do your thing, Witted. He just starts firing it off every, watch this everywhere. Bue. Just blasted. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I started blasting. As that happens, and Tamil sort of reapperates into the center of the arena floor, the guards at Carilla's gesture just start, like, dragging the dead bodies out of the sandy pits, like down into wherever the waste processing is in the basement of this arena. The necromancy pit, the body disposal. They're going to use those monsters like glands and stuff. stuff for oceans for sure. So anyway, and yeah, the, the guards largely, their presence sort of leaks away to the

sides to deal with crowd management and corpse removal and the other sort of day-to-day aspects of managing Al-Hamore rather than menacing the five of us. And Red's still like going through it as he's like shrinking slowly. There's another reason. Oh, you guys are heavy. You're holding me. You're holding Doren as he's like crushing you. Oh, my God, your arm's so heavy.

Oh, you're really... Let me get down here. Why are your boots covered in shit? Is Mill? I don't even remember the last time we walked through shit. You made it back. I did. Well done, everyone.

Um, I believe Carrillo would like to have a word with us. And I told her to meet us here. And Red, she should have some very sweet and meaty treats for you. They better have some wraps for my arm, too. My muscles are torn to shit. God don't is so heavy. Were they taking the bodies of the monsters away? Yeah.

When you mention... that there were possible magical uses of the various glands and stuff. I was wondering if I could make an Arcana check for that to be something that Witted would know about and potentially know the applications of. Certainly, he doesn't see a frost salamander and a hydra every day. So this would be potentially an opportunity for him. You definitely can't. I assume that might be an Arcana check.

Mm-hmm. But remember, they got to be used for a tomorrow's battle, which is zombified hymn. time. Zambified jetties. Well, that's the thing is I know this isn't my body to be like picking apart. Thursday battles are the fresh meat. Friday is like the zomboified version.

Not too shabby with the 22. Yeah. You're not super familiar with the frost salamander nor is it dead for the harvesting right now. Wim has been kind of like riding it around the perimeter of the arena like having a

grand old time. But you do know that the hydra blood can be refined to create a kind of like regeneration potion. So that's possibly one of the uses that you could use. What are you doing? Whittie, you're looking weirdly at that creature over there. What's going on? You see in the metal suit, he does the whole like very unsubtily wiggling of his fingers as he takes a step and you see a familiar look in his eye.

It's the same look as when he was looking at the treasure in the netheries, pools. It's the sort of attitude he gets around magic items. And he says, just, uh, no one will bide if I just, a quick little. I'll cover you. And he just sort of starts moving in. And, uh, very much. Red throws an arm around a garden. He's like, hey, well, this stonework over here.

He just, like, leads them off. You're right, right, right. Did I tell you how much we need help in Silvery Moon? And almost cartoon like he's, like, running over. over and he's going to try to make use of whatever tinkering in thieves tools I have in terms of trying to maybe harvest and tap blood and I assume I might have some empty potion bottles to maybe fill up or canisters. Awesome. I think everyone's got an empty vial or two around on their adventuring person. Mine are broken? Are you familiar with alchemy in any way? So not really. No,

That's a specialty I could have taken, but it's not a specialty I necessarily took. He's just like removing the ice gland from this salamander. He's like, I think I can do this. It was one of your disciplines in school, but you didn't. What I'm hoping is since I have magic item creation, I might be able to make the potion possibly, but I have no, I feel like expertise when it comes to draining the blood from a, like a dead creature. So that's, I have a survival check of minus one, like if that's the skin. I think that'd probably be governed by a medicine check.

Minus one. Dorn's like, you need to drain blood? Do you really, did you just say that you need to drain blood from that creature? Watch this. You see him start to produce thieves tools from out of his fingers and like look at this thing and then just like shrug the suit of armor. And Duren, you see him just about to just plunge like Wolverine claws all of his thieves tools, the delicate interest in and just start digging through.

You're like, where's those veins at? Let me add him. Yeah, Doran's like, door's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You're going to totally just spill it everywhere. Watch, let me help you. Is it acidic? No, it's not acidic, but it is, you know, these veins, they have a, as he's sort of trailing off, he's looking at the creature and, like, the way the creature's body is.

And he's like, cut enough creatures open that even though he hasn't faced him a bunch of hydras before, he's like, yeah, the veins should be a route here. Then you just see him put his axe in and, like, with a lot of, like, great, slice, slice open a vein. He's like, get it ready. Here we go. There you go. Put your, put your file under there.

Quick, quick, quick. Absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. When it is so impressed, he almost, like, doesn't catch it in time. And at your encouragement, I feel like puts the bottle up and catches like a little spout. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Starts getting that. Nice, nice, nice, nice.

Get it all in there every last drop. Hold on, hold that, hold that. And he's, like, switching off, like, bottles and, like, trying to fill up as many as he can. But also, if he gets, like, to one or two. he's, like, going to cut his losses probably at that point. Don't ask me how I know how to do this so well. It's so strange, the, like, incision that you've hacked in the hydra is almost reflexively, like, closing as you try to capture the blood.

It's almost like a reflex, like a neurological twitch or a muscle twitch. Like, there's some, like, vitality still left within the dead, the carcass of the creature. It's like trying to close the wound around the head of the axe. I haven't seen that. Ooh, oh, goodness. Doren gets doused in the blood and when it clears away, he's like 15 years old. Well, what are we all doing? Oh, no, baby, Dors.

It's like a fountain of youth. Oh, I love getting bloody. My Bia was gone. Oh, my God. Red just turns to Temeo, who I imagine he's standing next to. He's kind of like, hey, good call on that dimensioned door getting up to it. the advantage. What did she say? Does she seem like she's on the up and up about this? Or shall we play it cool? I say we play it cool. She's always got something up her sleeve and I have never seen

her walk away from any interaction without lying at least once or twice. So we should stay on our toes. Right. Well, what's our goal out of this? We want to get down beneath this thing to the circle, right? Yes, and if possible, do it without being observed. I don't want her to know exactly what that we are doing. Hey, good call. All right. Was there a lying, like a truth spell or are, or was there a truth spell? Is there a truth spell?

There is, yes. Will that any of you had? No. Oh. That's a cleric, isn't it? Yeah, I'm zone of truth. It's a good spell. I like that one.

Do paladins get it? Is there any sense in charming her? Like, I know, just Doran eagerly. No. If someone was going to seduce her, that would be. She's trying to make me look good, guys. Did you see the people, fine, I'll kiss her. It's to the point that Duren's like, we know what all this has really been about.

Like, that's the best part. Exactly. It seems like he thinks our exile could be resolved if he was willing to let this star-crossed love happen. Guys, I told you, I'm single for a reason. I don't need to be set up. She brought a frost salamander. Frost salamander, remember my childhood dreams about salamanders. Clearly, she's trying to get across.

That's it. That's actually good. Mm-hmm. I think Tamil's also going to shoot a look over to Wim still on the back of this frost salamander, I'm imagining. Entirely. Yeah, she'll message her, great job.

Quite impressed. That's a very good pet you've got there. Wim turns to you with a big smile on her face, and then she just does the, like, horse girl thing where she drapes her whole body around the neck of this terrible slapping monster. and just gives it a big hug. Amazing. Timul will message again.

Proud of you, kiddo. And then turn back to Red and Doran and Witted. All right. So let's keep on our toes and let's just be ready for anything. She did have a saucer up there. So, you know, she probably is not above doing something sneaky. Yeah, the things people do for love. And if anything goes south, get that hypnotize.

ready. I'll have my hypnotic rays ready. I hesitate to do anything tricky to her only because no doubt she would not hesitate to use trickery against us. I agree, but she doesn't seem to follow her own rules. I don't want to give her any reason to put us in any worse situation that we already were. Looking around all the monsters as he's pocketing. He's also floating next to the frost salamander, and he keeps him to check its teeth, and he's not afraid of of it, but he keeps looking at Wim. Like, he understands the magic well enough to be like, if, if I may, can I pet your dog

kind of thing? And, uh, but he's like, checking the teeth and you hear him say under his breath. Only Wim here is like, just check it if there's Eddie loose. These might be valuable. Like, he's not going to start like trying to take stuff off of this creature, but he's definitely

like, is that, that scale going to come on? No, okay, all right, all right. You have any loose scales? When I pet that dog? Yeah, pet that dog. That's really cool. Whim's like, excuse me, this is my service, Frost Salamander. He's working right now.

Yeah. Oh, look, a hair. Lovely beast, lovely beast. Joe, can I do some sort of investigation to just around this arena to see if it's, if I can start to get an idea of where we would need to go to get beneath? Or even just kind of like thinking about, you know, the passages that we've been down or previous times that I've been here before. I was just going to say that. you spent some time last night underneath the arena in like a different sort of set of corridors

probably than the ones that you are trying to get to so you are familiar with some of the area underneath the Coliseum because again you had been like kept I would even go on further and I would say like we had talked about this before coming into the city like I think we didn't talk Like we didn't play every single part. When we were under there, I feel like we would have been kind of looking around saying, hmm, if, if, you know, if the circle was around underneath this stage somewhere, it's got to be, like, we've got to have an idea, right? Well, I mean, I feel like would it be like a survival role to try to just get a sense?

Because I think that you're right, Alex, that we know where we've been. Yeah. We would have kind of had a sense of like where we've traveled. So we would know where the gaps in our mental mapping is underneath. arena. So like, but I'm happy to like put it to some kind of role. And by that, I mean, find someone with good survival and then give them the help action. Yeah. That's what I'm thinking too. You know, I've been thinking about this. So we've got a frost salamander here and you're yeties, but this climate's not really particularly suited to them, is it? Witted.

What environment is dead snow's in? For some reason I thought we're in the... I mean, it is toward the north of the map. We're just south of the Rauvin Mountains. Are yeties and for us element is native to the environment around dead snows. Probably closer up into the spine of the world more so than this particular mountain range. But it wouldn't be unheard of in a very deep winter for a Yeti to come a wandering down into the valley. A wandering. A wandering and a wassling. Sorry.

I love that song. A Yeti was a wandering. Would they be native around here? It's difficult to say inconclusive, to be honest. Maybe this teleportation was looking for isn't exactly defunct. Maybe this is how they get some of the creatures down here. As you finish tapping the veins of the hydra and having a discussion about your next steps and trying to figure out the location maybe in your mind palace of where the teleportation circle might be underneath al-Hamor, one of the portcullis's open.

and Corrilla walks into the arena. She is, I was going to say, she's dwarfed by the size of the Coliseum, as a dwarf, yes. Double dwarfed, exceedingly dwarfed. She just, she looks larger than life up on the top of her announcer's platform, and now that she is down here on the level with the five of us, she seems smaller than before somehow. She's flanked by a pair of guards, although they are dragging a gigantic table between the two of them. Its legs are making these long divvets in the sandy ground as they drag this heavy buffet table laden with feast foods.

Almost comedically, like they can't lift it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Her demeanor is pleasant. It seems like the few minutes that you've given her to herself, she's like, regained. her composure, Tamil, and the slight edge of fear that you had given her is, if not gone, at least masked. I think that's very exciting to Tamil because I think that she's ready now to do another kind of battle, and she wants Carilla to be in fighting form.

Ooh, I love that. Congratulations. Doric sort of like jolts. He's like, whoa. Mm-hmm. I certainly wasn't expecting this. but I am pleased. Truly, I am.

It was no hyperbole earlier. That was a fantastic show, an incredible show, maybe one of my best. And she, like, scrubs a hand through her hair. One of your best, yes. What would you do, lady? Red says, eating shrimp. You're sitting there doing nothing the whole time. Use a more dip.

It takes a special kind of producer to be able to put together the kind of show that will rile the crowds up the way that we saw. Wouldn't you agree? Show? Doran's also eating. That was no show. That was real battle. I did do nothing. I'll tell you you got to do a lot more than that just to impress us. Don't try this. Try this. It's good.

Oh yeah. That does look good. Takes a special kind of sodic cadd to blow a head off of a hydro too. She walks over to you and she puts her hand on Bessie's shoulder. Yes. That is exactly what I mean. It takes a very special kind of sonic cannon to perform the way that you did today. I get it now.

The five of you are heroes in the real old world sense of the word. The makings of song and story. Listen, I have a proposition for you. What would you say? Here it comes. Here comes right. She's going to say it. Why?

To staying here for a while. See? she wants me to stay under contract now tamil you said that you wanted me to erase the it sounds so crude when i say it now um the death orders from you're being uh banished from dead snows I'll do you one better I'll arrange everything Each 10 day I promise you

that there will be a challenge even more legendary than the one that you saw today Imagine the adulation The infamy The merchandising We could forge a real partnership

I'll commission some statues Outside of the front gates The people love you already Statutes To me has been listening to this and her demeanor is changing she was I think not happy about things but I think that she was feeling that sense of we've got her where we want her she can throw what she wants at us there's nothing she can really do like we control this situation

but I think now there's something like darker and menacing kind of coming over her face Mm-hmm. Corilla, did you not hear when we said that there was a force of fire giants heading to silvery moon? Did you not hear that there is destruction coming, that there will be senseless deaths, hundreds, maybe thousands of them? Did you think we were joking when we said that? No, of course, Temeel, but that's so far away from dead snows. And with the likes of you here, there's nothing to be afraid of. Timuil starts walking towards Carilla.

Nothing to be afraid of. Listen, call it a sabbatical from the hardships of adventuring. I can get you apartments. Imagine unpacking those filthy backpacks of yours into real hardwood wardrobes. Hot baths getting used to real feather mattresses. Yes, laying comfortably as those who are slaughtered with no one to protect them.

Families, lives. Lost. Wars happen all over Fyroon all the time. It doesn't have to be your problem. You can stay here, be heroes. It will be mutually beneficial. I assure you. I'll let my fellows here make their own decisions. But for me, with all the wideness of the world, this place just seems too small. I'll pass. Red? Oh, these shrimps is good. an offer on the table. Oh, yeah. Um, I mean, and Red, like, stuffs a few shrimp in his mouth and walks towards, like, so apartments, eh? The finest in all of Dead's Nose, I assure you.

And a statue of me? As statuesque as you are already, I think the people would adore, seeing your likeness outside of the walls of this stadium. And Red's like walking closer as he's talking. And money, and, like, safety and all that kind of jazz, hey? Appealing? Very. And yet, and Redd, like, spits the tail at her feet.

You could offer me everything in the world. I'm still leaving with her, and he walks over and stands next to Timil. Wim, like, slides down the tail of the Frost Salamander and, like, lands beside Timile and Red and, like, throws an arm over the two of you. Oh, I see. Witted? Witted's answer is already kind of visible in his body language, because he initially had been like full golden retriever puppy just like, wait, she's offering us like, this is what you all wanted, right? This is exactly like, he never clearly understood the mission of like getting back into the town.

So initially when she makes this proposition, low wisdom character Witted is just like, oh yeah, this is a great news, everyone, right? And it's as soon, luckily, as it is brought up that like, no, but we have the people of Silvery Moon and everything else that's going on outside. Witted shakes his head. Witted just says, sorry, that statue sounds good, but I'm after a much bigger one. Doran Iron Fist. Doran sort of flicks his hair. Your simple tricks won't work on me, Temptress. This ship has sailed.

And he puts up a hand and turns away. I see. Okay. I see how it is. and from what I've seen here today it would be foolish of me to try to stand in your way given that people with your

skills and abilities can essentially take whatever you want from nearly anybody yeah but we don't choose to red sides with a handful of shrimp he waves at her tails just I prostrate myself

at your feet What is it that you want? A statue. We will take the statue. He's also eating the shrimp with it. We will take the statue, yes. Yeah, here, yeah, dip it in this. Regardless of what I said.

I think that Tamil might look at Carilla asking what they want, and she might just say, well, since we are here in this historic place, how about a tour? I mean I could organize that certainly Yes Now we want a tour now

Duran sort of looks at red Puffs his eyepus A historical tour of Alhamore They're given by you By your lovely self With shrimp Well I was Certainly expecting

More But How could I possibly deny you Right this way. What more could we want? Red says and walks over one of the guards. By the way, you owe me 2,000 golds from the pet we made last night. He's like whistling like, I don't know who you are. I'll stab you.

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Take it away. We'll just improv it. Who wrote death to Corrilla? Probably Alex. It was definitely Alex. Yeah, I bet. Really? Wow, Nick.