Dice Shame - 2-178 | 'A Hobby Horse'
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That's my trade.
Sidebar on the sidebar?
I think I don't think clearly.
Ah, let me help you, Wimmy.
Oh, look, it's one of our crows that we sent.
Red, it's a little weird, right?
It does have very large hands.
Yes, hammer.
Well, if that ain't a sign to move?
Just a side glance.
I'm so sorry.
All right, well, shall we get a leg arm?
Still waiting to get eyes on it, then.
We don't have to yell at them.
We can't just smack them on the ass, right?
Never thought it would be B.
For one hour.
Welcome back to Dice Shame. This is Season 2, Episode 178, a hobby horse.
MVP is Nick Anderson, who said that Tim Woods is the best. Thank you so much, Nick. You are this week's MVP.
All right, shall we do it? Yeah, let's play some D&D.
Woo!
Should I retake the whole thing? Here we go. Let's start from the top. Let's take you from the top.
Okay. All right.
Welcome to Dice.
You're navigating general chaos hammer.
That's pretty good.
That's episode one.
Nightstone.
And clap.
The bell is ringing.
I'll be back in a few years everybody.
Yeah.
Bye, Tim.
Bye, guys.
See you in 200 episodes.
We're going to have to have a really awkward chat with Justin and Rob.
Oh, my gosh.
This would be a very different show if we started now.
It'd be kind of funny to do a reset.
We should do like a,
like a wiped out memory episode where we have to replay the first episode with Doran and Red having knowledge,
but the other two not, just to see how different it would be.
Did the goblins and the whargs get to have knowledge?
It'd be kind of cool.
It'd be like getting to replay an adventure where you're like, wait a minute.
DSU.
I know where it is.
Yeah.
Oh, wait.
D.S.C.U.
What's the name of that goblin?
Dyshame, Cinematic Universe.
So this is where it's funny is because not only do I know Nightstone,
not only do I know the Goblins and Works you're talking about,
I remember Beto the Goblin too.
I've run this event.
Bido was definitely one of the
goblins in that town. Yes.
Bido. Bido.
They were so entranced by the goblins in
Nightstone because they're up to such a stupid little misdievous shit.
There's two of them just ringing the church bell.
It's so much.
They've got best goblin encounter to date.
They're in a pumpkin patch with pumpkins on their heads.
They're chasing a chicken around the kitchen.
They're taking naps in the middle of the bathroom.
Naps.
It's shenanigans.
It's adorable.
Doing their own stuff.
The problem is it sets the adventure up or rather if this is your first D&E adventure,
you're like, do we kill these things?
They're really cute.
Perfect.
They're having a birthday party in a cabin.
But what's funny is we had like a really big conversation about it because of how cute they were.
We're like, man, these are things.
These aren't just names.
We've got to like talk to these things.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If we're also looking back and talking about.
Things versus, you know, creatures versus beings, you know.
Which we are?
You should never try and skin a bear, a bug bear.
Bug bear.
What kind of psychopath would try to skin a bug bear?
Why would you think about that?
That was the first time Nick's ever heard of it.
I don't know.
We literally told Nick this story like two days ago.
Just two days ago, yeah.
That's so funny.
Did we talk about that together?
Tim, I was like, we should skin the bug bear.
Yeah, we told Nick that.
Did you think a bug bear was just like a bear?
Yeah, I know, but I was like, why is Alex talking about this?
I think that's, they're like, you're sick, that's sick.
What the fuck's wrong with you?
I was like, why would you skinning dude?
Okay, wait.
They remind me of whookies.
And what we know about wookies is unfortunately, lots of people like skinning wookies, unfortunately.
Do we know that?
Is that canon?
That's the thing Transzotions would do in the canon.
They would sell their skins very valuably.
That's why Transdotions would hunt them.
Jeez.
That's terrible.
And the empire would say.
sanction it and they um they said wukies weren't a sentient species so that the wookie uh skin trade was
it's bad it's dark folks it's worst they hold weapons he's a pilot he's a fucking pilot
that's not sentient i was gonna say imagine that's why chubacca's in the rebellion his people are
getting like harvested for their skin i hate to break it to you but there's probably also
segments of society and fey ruin that skin bug bears
Makes so much sense.
That's great.
Is he a pilot, though?
I mean, he sits as a co-pilot.
Let's be honest.
Is he a pilot?
Hans got auto co-pilot on.
Are you, are you an empire apologist, Harlan?
His controls are disconnected.
Are you?
Like a brother with a controller?
Playing video games with a toddler.
Oh, because he doesn't speak basic.
He must not be a-lidered.
Great job there, Chewy.
You totally.
got us out of that one.
He's like,
oh, no, this is my dog.
I just call him my best friend.
You thought he was a person.
Like, that would be wild.
Everyone is just placated.
Look at the sash I put on him.
He's so cute.
They're all gaslighting.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, he's so good.
Cancel on solo.
No one understands him.
He's like, that's right, Chooey.
He's like not saying.
Putting in like a sweater,
dressing him up in like a costume.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
It's like how you put a costume on a dog.
It seems like your whoop you can never fix the spaceship.
I want to put this banged a leer around you.
Just put some peanut butter on his nose.
It'll be hilarious.
That's funny as shit.
My face hurts.
How?
It's killing me.
Kidding.
Sorry.
On the road to the Vonndenade.
On the road to the Vonendad.
I think when we come back into the room, we see Chaos Hammer, Doren, and Witted, the three of them talking in low Dwarven with their heads together.
And when the other three enter, Chaos Hammer sort of looks up and he gives Doren like a padded, exaggerated pat on the back.
Anyway, it's nice to see that you're taking care of my armor, Doran.
Oh, of course. Yeah. That's my trade.
Keep you safe.
Yeah, Red is helping whim and sees Chaoshammer and he sort of like nudges him a little bit in like gestures.
being like,
there's your open conversation.
Like, Red kind of knows how it was going to be played,
and that's kind of why,
whatever they're talking about,
whether it would be golden breastplate or whatnot,
he knows side conversations are always going to happen.
Yeah.
Welcome to Red's rovers.
Temeel will kind of nod.
You left, by the way.
We were standing there.
Double side conversations happened.
You're having...
One over here.
One over here.
Double sidebar.
Sticky key.
Oh, they're back.
Here they are.
Timil will walk over.
to Widdard and we'll kind of kneel down beside him.
Witted, um, I wanted to say I'm sorry.
I did not mean to offend you or question.
How can I make it right?
To be able, say no more, please.
I'm the one who owes you an apology.
I got snappy out there and snippy,
and I just don't, I think,
I think I don't think clearly around the vote and dot.
It's something I've studied for so long and been fascinated by,
and I think for a long time when I was researching it,
I just didn't believe that it actually existed.
And seeing it, it kind of makes me a little crazy.
It's exciting, but I understand that it is dangerous.
And I don't want you to be in danger or anyone.
I think that we are fundamentally all on the same page.
I just don't want there to be misunderstanding between us.
I value you as a traveling companion.
and an ally.
All of you kind of casts a look around
and then kind of pauses briefly on Chaos Hammer.
He points at himself, me.
To different extents, obviously,
based on time spent together.
But I just don't want you to think that,
for some reason, I think I know better than you do about this.
And you never have to apologize to me
for being passionate about something.
I just wanted to say that.
He pauses and he thinks about what he's going to do.
to say next and he says, well, I
value the
voted Dodd.
But if taking
the voted Dodd
and using it meant that
you would want to be friends anymore,
I don't know
that I would want to be the one to wield it.
And he thinks down, like he's still thinking about this.
His eyes look down and he's just
kind of lost in thought.
You're all my best friends too.
Red says and hugs Chaos Hammer.
Aw.
Whim signs, who's your worst enemy?
Chaos Hammer.
Just a sideglass.
Red signs it back.
You'll get a message in your head from Temeel, and she'll say,
Witted, we will always be friends, though we may not travel together.
I mean, when you're piloting that large thing, you'll need someone to run into Waterdeep to get your books for you, won't you?
It does have...
He says out loud, so it's a little confusing.
It does have very large hands.
Not ideal for flipping pages.
It's true.
He's talking about you, Chaos Hammer.
Chaos Hammer.
All right.
Well, shall we get a leg on?
With a flurry of wings, a raven lands nearby.
And cause to alert you to the scroll tube tied to its length.
I cast shatter upon.
No, I'm not.
Get out of here, you.
I'm trying to...
Magic missiles.
Take that quest life.
Oh, look, it's one of our crows that we ascend.
What's this?
Oh.
Doran reaches up and retrieves the tube and reads...
General Chaos Hammer, Reds Rervers.
Jeez, you're smart.
He looks at the bird.
Sorry, that's great.
With the time for war...
may be nearly at hand.
Duke Zaltos army is moving into position around silvery moon.
Oh no.
Oh shit.
As promised, a battalion of fell baron dwarves, excellent,
have been deployed from the citadel to assist the siege.
I hope you are correct that their lives will not be given in vain.
The time is now.
Queen Tithmill and King Morin.
Well, if that ain't a sign to move, then I don't know what is.
Thank you.
Yeah, back to the crow starts with you.
Hey, maybe he'll stop off for a drink at the crow bar.
Actually, you know what?
What did we give the crows to eat back at the?
There's like crow chow.
Right.
Doran reaches into his sack.
Reaching to red, you know it being red sack.
Come on.
Unable to find anything.
Red's been eating it this whole time.
He's doing the thing where he like pours a couple out in his hand.
He like shakes it up and like tosses it in the air.
into like his bag and he's like searching around.
And then he comes to him and he puts his hand out and snaps at Red.
He's like, summon food from your bag.
Let's go.
Someone quick.
I don't get any of that crow food.
Just definitely not delicious.
Oh, nutritious.
Doren's like, or Red's like chewing on something.
And I think Doren just sticks his hand and pull it out of your mouth.
I give you that.
Here, here you go.
On your way.
That's that hygienic at all.
My card.
My card.
Get the bird your jerbs
It's like part hairball
You're welcome
Oh right
Right so
Assuming the bird just flew away
You just see Reggie fly up to the window sill
Where the bird was and perch
And look longingly after it
I'm like no Reggie come on let's go
It's obviously Reggie has a crush on the crow
Oh
What it doesn't notice this by the way
And just goes Reggie come on let's go
It's time to go and he goes
and flies after Witted.
All right.
Let's head out to the horses, everyone.
Red hangs back with Will and he's just like,
if he did go to the crowbar, you know what his favorite drink would be?
A car smitholitan.
I don't understand that.
He's like obviously overthinking the joke.
He probably gets it but doesn't understand.
So he's like, no, there must be another level.
Here, Abigail, here, here, here.
I was just for the say, 20 bucks to anyone who remembers any of their horses' names.
I'm surprised you.
I wrote it down.
Hey, well done.
Not a clue.
Don't worry.
I'm so sorry, not a clue.
Is my a feather?
I wrote it down.
Hold on.
You mean?
I'll just call mine Bruce again.
Hi, Bruce.
Lucy.
I liked it too.
Bruce was my first horse.
It's just funny reading my notes.
They're like little bits of things.
The Moon would.
Abigail the horse slash goat
We are near the one stone
We're the airship
I've got all the animals names
But I don't know whose belongs to whose
I think we'll probably be able
Let's play the game
We've got Jeff
Chad
Feathers
Abigail and Shadow Blade
I think mine was Chad
And I guess Wims was Shadowblade
Correct
It must have been Jeff
My Fathers
Oh Giof thank you
Yes
You went with Gio
I'm like
I would have never done Jeff, and it's like, it's G-O-F.
Oh, I definitely would have done G-F.
That's so stupid, but it's absolutely true.
I would have never done Jeff.
Wait, how is it still?
Oh, G-E-O-F-F.
You know, Chad doesn't suit you anymore.
I'm calling you Bruce.
I'm calling you fake Bruce.
I'm renaming my horse.
Chad no longer, fake Bruce.
Come on, fake Bruce.
Red jumps on fake Bruce.
Making note.
All right.
is, let's go.
Giof, fake Bruce,
feathers, Abigail, and Shadow Blake.
Very good.
And now that we've gotten this
crucial bit of information sort of it.
Whatever. This is the show.
I know.
This is it.
This is why people listen.
I hope you guys like this show.
You hear that audience?
This is the show.
Making it.
Better like our horse names.
Let's take this moment to gather some more
horse names from our fans.
In fact, next time,
can you email us all with your horse name?
Right in with your horse name.
We'll read the.
Patreon with all their horse names.
Go to the Discord channel that says horse names and put your
favorite horse name there.
Harlan and I will read them out of the start of next episode.
No.
I'm like 200.
All right.
We'll read our top four.
Yeah.
If you do a good horse name, we'll read it.
But it has to be good.
Wow.
And it can also be...
Like fake Bruce.
Or Giof.
Goat name if you need it to be.
Giof.
Exactly.
Gop not Jeff.
Jeff is a bad horse name.
Giof, great horse name.
Giof is...
S-tier
S-tier.
General Chaos Hammer
is like
all armored up
and he's like
I'm coming with you
You're damn right
get on the back of
I don't know
G-off maybe
Ezrew
Can I get on fake Bruce?
Yeah get on fake Bruce
Here you gotta sit
Between my crotch
Because like you guys are on ponies
And everyone else's like goats
Yeah
Right here Chaos Hammer
Oh your metal's so sweaty
Red is a little weird
Right, it's a little...
Right?
Right, he's right here.
I don't mind, though.
All right.
Ooh, your chain mail's making my fuzz old fuzzy.
I chose a nice strong name for my goat, chaos hammer.
You might remember...
What'd you call your goat?
Do you remember Abigail, that war horse?
I do very well, yet.
I decided to name my goat Abigail, too, to the famous warhorse.
It's kind of badass, eh?
It's like...
Abigail is second.
Dwarven's opinion is like...
These silly...
little names are like so, so hardcore in their culture. Abigail is like the hardest name you could
come up with. Nothing compared to jewel. Number two. And with that general chaos hammer leads you
away from the tower toward the direction of the Vonendod, confirming what Witted had seen
earlier in the evening, a glimmer of light from where the shiny, reflective adamantine armor
lays mired somewhere on the slopes of the mountain.
We hadn't laid eyes on it since the tower was besieged,
but the last I saw the fire giants had made good progress at digging free the colossus.
We'd been pestering them with guerrilla tactics,
but those giants are wary and dedicated to their orders.
So they know we're out here?
They know that I'm out here.
What I mean to say is they'll be more than likely expecting some sort of attack.
or at least a nuisance.
Yes.
Well, then we should approach quietly on foot once we're close enough.
Give us maybe a kilometer's approach from the farthest your men had reported a giant being from the base of the Colossus.
I can do that.
Then we'll make our way on foot using stealth under the cover of darkness.
Do you think they've been bothered by the shadow fell like you guys were?
It depends.
I don't know what the aim was of those creatures,
whether they're attracted to dwarves in particular or...
You just don't know, eh?
As far as we could tell, they were attracted to life.
Well, then it's likely.
Hmm.
Yeah, Tamil somized that as well.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
I guess they didn't need to ask that, but...
Tamil's smarter than you, Doren.
Oh, right, I don't think that's necessary.
Let's go.
Smarter.
I said, let's go.
minute. Red looks at your character sheets.
Zero, zero. No, never fine.
You're about the same.
She's wiser.
It takes some six hours or so overland travel.
Doran does that noise the entire time.
Stealthy.
Jackass.
And by the time you arrived to the place where Chaos Hammer says, like, yeah, you're
about a kilometer out.
Dawn is breaking.
An avalanche of mud was employed by the dwarves to snare the Vonnod and temporarily disable it.
The side of the mountain all around this area is evidence of the trap having been triggered.
Trees are uprooted, boulders carve glacial paths down the mountainside,
huge swathes of alpine meadow were submerged and sloughed off the face of the rock
to contribute to the effort of keeping the Von and Dod away from Silvery Moon.
It's a huge siege monster, and so a huge effort was required to try to keep this thing in place for as long as they did.
And as you travel, Chaos Hammer explains that under his leadership,
the Philberin dwarves had selected a valley between two crests of rock as the places springed their trap.
The land surrounding the valley now shows that.
the recent efforts of the giants to assist in freeing their colossus.
There are piles of displaced mud and debris having been dug out from around the Von and Dodd,
and they're just littered all around the mountainside.
Trees that once lived here are shorn to stumps or else stripped of huge limbs and cracked and broken
and everything is covered in a thick layer of mud.
The place is a huge mess.
Seeing the Von and Dodd now at this point?
I was just going to say...
You don't see the Von and Dodd yet, but he's like, oh yeah, over that ridge, like, you know, 700 feet away or whatever, that's where we're going to see it.
Awesome.
Wow.
You know, viewing all this chaos and, like...
Let's not use the word chaos.
Viewing all this destruction...
Hammer.
It's like, watch.
Sorry, I got you on my mind right now.
I'm just staring at chaos.
So chaotic.
Doran's looking out the destruction that's been caused by Chaos Hammer and his crew.
Wow.
I am thoroughly impressed with how you've managed to cause this in an effort to stop this monstrosity.
You know, I'm still waiting to get eyes on it.
The only time I've seen it was in the dark up close and destroying a friend of mine.
Not really funny, but I haven't really funny.
but I haven't really seen it.
Let's switch to a stealth talking volume, Dorn.
Yeah, okay, good idea.
You should stop going, yeah.
Just a little bit.
Yeah, but your enthusiasm is infectious.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
Let's go.
Goodbye, fake Bruce.
Red dismounts.
Yeah.
That's chaos hammered down.
Takes them down like a baby.
Aw.
As you land in the mud, Red, your feet slide.
Oh, oh.
Like far?
Or does you go sliding?
Like, hundreds of meters?
No, no, no.
There was more to that.
You just, you notice that this terrain might be classified as difficult.
Oh, gotcha.
Yes.
I think this is going to be difficult.
I don't know if I want to get off the horse yet.
Goat.
Well, that's a good question, actually.
How does stealth work on horseback?
Do they roll stealth checks?
Does pass without trace apply to them?
I mean, yeah, pass without trace would,
if it's like everyone within a certain radius,
sphere or whatever, then you would be including your mounts in that.
I wouldn't roll red stealth for a horse because it's the horse.
So is there like a stat block for a pony?
Listen, I would probably say we could use animal handling to confer how how trained of a rider
you are to make sure that your mount is moving stealthily.
You know what I mean?
I'm not going to make the pony roll stealth
because they don't know that you're trying to be sneaky right now.
They're just a horse.
But you can use animal handling because if you are a trained rider,
you would be able to conduct your mount in a way that is stealthy
as opposed to just go or don't go.
You know what I mean?
Okay.
Well, then my second question would be,
do animals negate difficult terrain or aid in it in any way?
Difficult terrain impacts all people who are walking on it, or all creatures who are walking on it equally.
So movement is basically charged double.
So if you're trying to move 20 feet, you would need to use up 40 feet of movement.
Does Red get the impression that there would be like any additional checks in that way?
Like, does it seem like really what I want to know is if the only impetus here is our space,
speed we're sneaking anyway, it doesn't seem to be an issue.
Might as well dismount.
If there seems to be a benefit to keeping the animals, then the question of how can
everyone handle their animals becomes the topic of conversation.
But if it seems just straight up that we're slower, I think dismounting still makes
the most sense.
It would just be straight up that you're slower, I will say, unless it comes to a very
severe slope potentially.
Like if we're talking 45 degrees or greater slope and all this mud is happening,
you might need to make a check to keep your footing, for example.
And do I perceive any slopes?
Well, the way that General Chaos Hammer talked about the trap that he enacted,
they chose like a valley between two ridges on this mountain.
Slope perception.
Just to double check, on any slope where we might have to make like a dexterity, whatever, to not slip,
am I understanding that the horses would not have to make any check and we would not have to make an animal handling check if we were riding them for slippery slope?
Any creature that is trying to traverse terrain like that would be impacted by a check regardless of there.
So that still doesn't seem to affect that original math that you were doing, Harlan.
Do you know what I mean?
Unless mountain goats have some sort of.
That's such a great question.
Let me take a look at their stack.
Is there a better animal on earth that could help not sliding down a hill?
Depends on what the slope is.
If it's mud.
These beasts of burden.
I don't know.
Have you guys ever been horseback riding?
Have you ever been horseback riding on actual difficult terrain?
Yo.
I have no idea how to get sand.
Is that difficult terrain?
Check this out.
I would say.
This goat has a.
sure-footed feature.
There you go.
The goat has advantage on strength and dexterity
saving throws made against effects
that would not get prone.
Okay. Look, this terrain
is going to be pretty difficult to traverse, but it
looks like that damn goat there.
It could be pretty steady.
And Red takes out a rope.
It ties it around its neck.
And nobody ties their neck around Abigail the fierce.
Well, here's the thing. This goat
is a pretty sure-footed little girl.
We've got three.
goats, right? I was going to say.
Doran's, Wims,
and Widdid's mounts are all
goats. Well, then he ties
the rope, it says, these goats are
going to be pretty sure-footed. And I
obviously have this pony
and so does Temeel, but I think
with these ropes, we can sort of use
them as anchors as we walk
alongside. What say you, Tamele?
I'm willing to give it a shot. I
feel like I might knock one of these
goats over, but
I'm happy to hold onto a rope for a little while.
You ever try to push a goat?
They're damn tough.
The reason she chose the bony is because she, like, outweighs this goat by, I think, a considerable amount.
But, like, fundamentally there's no downside to holding onto it right now.
Cool.
I mean, if it makes it save and we're sliding, I feel like the rope would essentially be anchored, right?
Because you'd be like, okay.
Yeah.
Whitted, while we're making these plans also has been riding on Giof with like his armor packed up in backpack form,
hilariously bulky, as always, like a big Ghostbusters pack on his back.
But it's also like as we're discussing like, ooh, traversing this land and stuff.
Specifically when he saw a door and slip, he's trying to unpack his armor and put it on.
But while he's on the goat's back, he doesn't want to get in the mud.
It is trying to put on a pair of pants while you're riding on like a horse.
It's like very difficult to do.
And he's clearly struggling with it.
As he does manage to get the boots on at least, you see him start to levitate off the goat and just sort of hover next to it.
Just not even saying anything just a reminder he's not going to be worried about that difficult to do.
Totally.
Should Chaos Hammer get on that goat then?
I just realized.
I mean, Wim can fly.
So as Red is moving, he's walking along the ground.
I think he's going to cast.
waterwalk on himself.
Okay, is pass without trace or waterwalk?
Waterwalk is not concentration.
Is it not?
Nope.
Whoa.
One action, one hour.
Spell grants the ability to move across any liquid service such as water acid, mud, snow, quicks, and or lava, as if it were harmless, solid ground.
Uh-huh.
Up to ten willing creatures, you can see gain this ability for the duration.
I mean.
Take that, mud.
Joe asked me, she was like, does Rangers negate whatever?
And I was like, no.
And I was like, let me look my spell sheet to make sure.
And I totally forgot about Waterwalk.
Good one.
I love that.
You used it once in mud.
It was mud.
It was in the stone giants area.
Doran almost died in that mud, remember?
Yeah.
That's right.
Okay, well, then you know what?
We wouldn't bring the goats.
So let's roll that back.
Because if this, honestly, I didn't read that it's up to 10 willing creatures.
So everyone will be able to be able to.
walk on the surface. Just ignore that whole conversation
about the goats that we had.
I mean, am I wrong?
It doesn't make sense to bring the goats. This is so awesome.
It's just going to be an issue.
So Red hops off and feels the ground
and sort of looks around.
You know, this is going to be difficult.
But I think I can make it a little easier.
He snaps his fingers and Red is going to
cast water walk on all of us.
Yes.
The spell grants the ability to move across
any liquid surface such as water, acid, mud,
snow, quicksand, or lava, as if it were harmless, solid ground, and up to 10 willing creatures
that I can see within range gain the ability for an hour.
Can I just say, Harlan, that I love when you read spells and you sound like an announcer who's
telling people what they've won.
Tonight, on Dicey!
Ten willing creatures!
One action, 30 feet.
Ten lucky creatures.
Verbal, somatic.
Yeah, ten lucky creatures.
Come on now.
An hour.
And the first recipient of Waterwalk will be.
Whitted?
Oh, my guy.
Tommy.
Oh, yeah.
I never thought it would be B.
Dorn climbs off.
Doreen climbs off Abigail.
He's like, well, I guess you're not coming with us like Harlan originally thought.
Oh, be careful on your travels back.
Who's Harlan?
Who's Holland?
He sounds super cool.
He does sound very cool.
Whim hops down off of Shadowblade,
and she presses her forehead against Shadowblade's little forehead and the horns.
And they share a little moment.
Just smacks him on the button, he trots off.
Go! Go! You're free now!
Get out of here!
We don't want you anymore.
We don't have to yell at them.
We can't just smack them on the ass, right?
We're still in a stealth situation.
Right. And I'll cast pass without trace, so it helps.
And Red also snaps his fingers and the cast pass without trace.
Amazing.
And there's like no smack sound on the horse's rears.
Ooh.
Silent smack.
Let's be smart here.
Just like, it sounds like this.
And no handprint, I did it.
No.
Without a trace.
One handprint.
Doran climbs off Abigail and steps onto the ground and weirdly like doesn't sink far
into this like freshly turned over soil.
Yeah.
Oh.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm going to get used to this magic, but it's pretty amazing stuff.
Yeah.
Just treat it like regular ground.
Oh, I will.
And he, like, is, like, walking on eggshells.
He's clearly not treating it like normal ground.
And the five of you head in the direction of the Vonnedad.
Okay, now I just.
like to thank our dear Patreon supporters.
I have to screw all their names down here.
Just bear with me.
Okay, thank you too.
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It's a good thing I have
this all written down
because I would never be able to
remember some of these names.
Have a great one and see you around the
battlefield.
But it's also like as we're
discussing like, ooh, traversing this land
and stuff, specifically when he saw a door
and slip, he had almost been like
Oh, he cut out.
Oh no, is he cut out for everybody?
Just at the meat of the thing.
He's like, I just wanted to
tell you that.
I love. Doc, I'm from
the future.
Oh no.
the letter.
No, I can't do anything about the future.
I don't know anything about the future.
Hello.
Sorry, everyone.
Hello?
Yeah, you cut on.
It is trying to put on a pair of pants while you're riding on like a horse.
It's like very difficult to do.
And he's clearly struggling with it.
Trying to put pants on the horse?
No.
But as.
Sorry.
You know.
