Dice Shame - 2-194 | 'Skedaddling Through the Marketplace'

Episode Date: May 14, 2026

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Where's a hostility coming from? Yeah, you would say that, Doran. Yeah, go ahead and rule deception. What other option do we have? Don't love that. Let's take this drow down. Not quite as graceful as you, Temeel. Yeah.

Rip and tear, Doran. One. Doran, get your ass out there. They run the stalls. Because in 1009, it's a four to die. We all take one. Ah, I see we are doing a classy fight here. Now go with speed.

Welcome back to Dyshame. This is Season 2, Episode 194, Skaddling through the Marketplace. MVP this week is Amygdala, who's joined us on the Patreon. Thank you so much for listening, Amygdala. You are this week's MVP. All right, shall we do it? Yeah, let's play some D&D. Woo!

Joe, I've picked up your thing of ending sentences with hay. Do I do that? Is it hey or hay? Not A, it's specifically hey, but it's like at the end of questions, not just at the end of random statements. Yeah, that's what thing she does, hey? Yeah, it's like, it's like that. And I started doing it. I was like, wait.

Well, that's how you know you're from southern Ontario, Canada. It's because your A's got a H in front of it. Southern. Actually, apparently, the specific county that I'm from in Ontario has its own very specific linguistic kind of dialect or way of speaking. where there's like, is that so hey? Like it's, yeah.

It's like extra specifically unique. I don't know if that's true, but I remember my English teacher's saying. It's like so, we specify so specifically about how specifications, how specifically the specificity of it. You guys are stupid. It's like anywhere we are.

You need to make a dumb hand gesture to help you try to explain it that doesn't come across. The lips, they go like this. To the people I'm speaking to or to the people who are listening. It's got to be a lose-lose. Yeah, verbal tics happens. This goes back to our intention over intent. Hey.

Yes. Hanlon's razor. Panlans razor is run. Impact over intent. Impact over intent. Don't attribute to malice what can easily be easily be explained by ignorance. Ignorance. Thank you.

Yes. It's like, here's, look, because we talk, I was just talking about this the other day. Now we're going to talk about impact. Now we're going to talk about it. Let's do it. Where it's like, I'm ready. You start by assuming best intentions, right? Like intention does.

Or maybe you start by it. Yeah, I do. No, no, I actually don't. No, no, no. Idiot. No. It's a hard thing to do them. It is very hard to have that grace to like to give it to others and to have it for yourself as well.

But the thing is then the conversation starts to shift when we're talking about repeat behaviors. Yeah. You cannot assume best intention once a behavior is repeated over and over again. And then the caveat there is, as long as the. person or whoever, whatever, the group or whatever, has been made aware. If you bring it up and they are aware of a thing and then they dismiss it, then impact is more important than intention and otherwise we assume best and give grace. It's like it flips.

Well, it's like, you know, if you walk up to an animal that bears its teeth multiple times, you learn to approach it a different way. If you walk up to an animal that's like wagging its tail and wants to be pet, you walk up to a different way. Like you have to sort of change the way you approach something based on the way you've been hurt by it before. Honestly, it reminds me. have some conversations that I've had with my trans friends who are like, listen, I don't mind if

someone misgenders me. But when I tell you the pronouns and you continue to misgender me, I understand that you're doing it out of like intentional malice. Yeah, exactly. Rather than just ignorant. Yeah, because you now know better. You don't, you, and that's exactly it. Anyway, should we play some games? Yeah, let's do it. Woo! Yeah. Having dispatched the forces of evil within the Vonendod, encountered an intelligence calling herself Najidras, and gaining control of the colossus. You find yourself on Silvery Moon's doorstep in its hour of need. A vision of Kimara Lelithar appeared to you and solicited your help in tracking down the drow responsible for

stealing the city's mythal, a pair of magical artifacts acting as a ward against the kind of siege Duke Zalto has brought against the citizens of Silvery Moon. Nantadras opens a door from the main chamber in the head leading to a small room and as you enter and the door closes behind you

you realize that Witted is not with you. What? Where the hell's the little guy? Now Red. I mean Widded. Red runs over and tries to pull the door up. What the hell? It's not budging. Where's Witted?

I mean, I assume he's still still in there, but Joe, have any of the other doors opened? Is there, like, a point of egress here? There is a door leading to the outside, and there's just a simple handle on it. Listen, Red, I really think it was better if, you know, someone stay back with Yvonne and Doe. And I, and I understand. Yeah, you would say that, Doran. You've been against this since the beginning. You want to keep this goddamn thing for...

Red, where's a hostility coming from? You know where it's coming from. There are people down there dying and Red looks to Temeel with a worried look. Come on, Red. Somebody had to stay with Avonan Daughter. I think it's just most appropriate that, you know, Witted and Chaos Hammer. Let's be honest, they can control it, they can keep an eye on it, on the city.

They can help us out from above. No, come on. Let's not get distracted. Can I do an insight check on Doran for a second? Yeah. Thank you. Oh, all right. One second.

Boop, boop. What are we doing? Biao. Doran, roll deception. Yeah, go ahead and roll deception. To contest, Temeel's... Although, to be fair, Dorn might not be deceiving. He could just be stupid.

No, he's definitely being deceptive. Okay, that's going to be a 13. Okay. Amazing. Against... Tammil's 31. Oh! I rolled a natural 20 plus 11.

Sorry. So did I say 13? I meant 31. Wow. Give it to me, baby. He won another team. I want to roll insight on Alex's lie. Anyway, go on.

Yeah. So what does she glean from you, Doren? Doran believes that we're all on the same team, but he full well knows that, you know, with these people at the helm, we can safely take the Von and Dodd where we want after this is all done, more than likely Citadel Feldbar. It was a good insight. You learned the location he was thinking. Amazing.

Well, I mean, listen, it's logical if Captain Chaos Hammer has his way, that that would be the location. Yeah. I think that basically this is going to be like, Tamil is looking at Doran, talking to Red, and her eyes are kind of narrowing. And then probably through the door that leads to the outside, there is the sound of destruction and the battle that's like raging. out there. And I think that she'll, you know, she'll, like, cast a look over to that door and then back, and she'll say, look, if we can't get in there, then we have to just carry out what we're supposed to be doing. We need to end this one way or another. I think we just have to get moving. What other option do we have? After all, we can trust them. Let's just go and join the battle.

Come on. Fine. Fine. Fine. God damn it, with it. Fine. Fine. Let's go. Jimil will put a hand on Red's arm. He's not saying, something. I don't know what it is, but I think we'll have to clean this up after we deal with whatever messes out there. You're right. One thing at a time. Let's go. Yeah. Doran, as your hand hits the doorknob and you turn it to

open the door into the outside world, you all feel the same queasy shift as the magical airlock transmutes your size once again and you are medium-sized relative to the exterior of the Vonendod again instead of relative to its interior. Don't love that. I know that. And I thought they smelled bad on the outside. You are clinging to the ear of the Von and Dodd as it hovers some distance above Silvery Moon's market district.

Oh, boy. So what were we thinking about this when we started doing this? I don't know. Maybe hopefully we didn't stretch the arm out of something so we can slide down it. Doran's looking for a ladder. Look, I can jump to that shoulder. That's not too far. And then we can slide down it like a big old slidey ramp. Have we landed? No, I mean, it's slowly descending as you're sort of clinging there on this little ledge platform type deal. And Red, as you call out, the arm of the Von and Dodd seems to respond to your suggestion. It almost gestures, like, balletic, graceful, and points a finger down towards the rooftops and begins to descend even further.

Right. Rock and roll. Red drops. He jumps down from the earlobe, lands on the shoulder. just on the edge and slides down the Vonnet Dog arm while firing arrows to the massive crowd of monsters below rampaging the city, while sabotaged by Beastie Voice plays over the loud speakers of the Vonnegade God's ears. Coming in and on it's a vaughna! It's a vaughna! It's a vaughnautad! That's good, that's good.

Wim-Cass an uncertain look to Tameel. Tamil will kind of like sweep her up and put her on a backpack, so she's piggybacked on it. She's going to throw her shield down, like a boogie board on the way. She's going to throw it in front of her, run towards it, and then just shred down the monosod's bottom. Fawkes. Doran, do you look cool? And I think in contrast, Doran, like, very fumbly, like, kind of like, goop, boop.

grabs onto it, and he's, like, not able to get his arms around at all, and he just sort of, like, sluggles. slides down on his belly butt. His bum is like plumber's crack in showing. And there's like the squeaking of like the hands on the fire pole. As he gets to the bottom. And maybe he even does like a slide off and lands like in a pile of mud, you know. Yeah. Yeah.

Immediately picture the K-pop demon hunters when they're going down the slide on the show. Yeah. The number of times my kids have seen that, I still have not watched the whole movie. It's a great film. It's a blast. I thought not for not trying. It just seems like I get up. Go on.

You find yourselves on the roof of some building within Silvery Moons and Market District. The sounds of the siege rumble from the northern walls. You hear smaller skirmishes closer to you. And as you take stock of your surroundings, all four of us hear Kimara's voice in our heads. I have managed to look at it. Locate the drow woman who has the mythal. She is east of you, moving south. I do not think she is yet detected that I am scrying on her.

So we still have the element of surprise. She sends you a message, a mental image of the woman that you're hunting. Like most drow, this woman has platinum hair and cold, dark skin, sharing the sharp, graceful features of the surface elves. She's wearing a black dress and conceals herself under a long, black cloak in a deep hood. Kamara then says, And one last detail.

And then you feel a deep sense of peace wash over you. Like all of your wounds are healed up and like you just slept for like eight whole hours and regained all of your spent abilities. No way. Oh! Oh! And her final words to you echo in your head,

you looked awfully tired. Now go with speed. Let's boogie. We've all enjoyed the effects of a long rest. Hell, yeah. Red turns to the others. I'm feeling much better. Let's take this drow down. You both know this city better than I do.

Any ideas where she might be headed? Is there a dock maybe or some sort of transport or... Yeah, this way. Let's head down some of these side alleys. And red is taken off. Nice, nice. Gosh, Jordan, you... You move a lot faster than I would expect. I feel like we haven't been running for a little while.

Just because I'm short and stocky, doesn't mean I can't, you know. Yeah. You ever seen a groundhog move? Sort of like that. I have. Yes, it's quite impressive. Not quite as graceful as you to me. Oh, we go.

Whim, I'm going to actually set you down for a second. I'm going to set you down. Whim's little legs, like, start moving before you put her on the ground, like some little dogs. like she's ready to go before you get her. Swimming. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, I want everybody to please roll initiative for me. We are going to carry that forward for the rest of the session.

Roll. Harlan, you sound pleased with yourself. Sure am. What'd you get? Dirty 20. Ooh. Temeel? I got a 16.

Nice. Doren. And a butt sniff and schmifteen. 15. Schmifteen. Schmifteen. And whim rolled a 12. Little women.

Very nice. Little women. All right. A dozen. Skiddaddling through the alleys, you make your way into the market. There are a dozen goblins in this location. They seem to be tearing apart a couple of market stalls. Chicken feathers and blood are.

are smeared all around the cobblestones in front. Their gleeful barks only increase in volume when they spot you on an intercept course with their location. The goblins perched on the torn canopy knock arrows, while several others prepare to launch themselves on you with their wicked little swords drawn already bloody. Rip and tear, Doran. Rip and tear.

Yeah. Red, it's your turn. Red is going to use his feline agility to move 50 feet that's sent to the square, turn on his heels and use piercing arrow, which fires an arrow in a direct line, hitting all targets that it passes through 30 feet one foot wide, which should hit three goblins. It does, actually, yeah.

Instead of attacking, each must make a dexterity saving throw. 21, 11, and 9. Two hit, one misses. Okay. Let's go ahead, silvery barbs, that one that missed. Can you help me with this one, Temeil? She can kind of tell that the goblin is. is doing something shifty,

and she'll whisper to the arrows, Find your mark. She whispers and the black smoke kind of envelops the arrow as it flies to the air. The re-rolled deck save is a 14. Oh, we are. Hit and take 26 points of damage. Oh, shit.

I should say so. Red, your arrow turns three goblins into a fine mist. Jesus. Yeah. Directly to the north of you, Red, there's a shop stall that has like a canopy on top of it, and underneath the canopy, a goblin is brandishing a scimitar. Red spins around and does a somersault up to the roof of the stall.

You like front flip? Yeah. I love it. As he lands on the top, he uses his second attack action to fire at the goblin in the street to the east. 18 to hit. Yeah, you hit. 20 damage. You skewer him to the top.

the ground through his heart. Yeah. And he dies. Red draws another arrow and knocks it and he turns to the others behind him and he says, I'm warming them up for you guys. Hey, one are you leave some for us? Tamil, it's your turn. In contrast

to Red's agility, he's leaping across these, you know, these rooftops and getting up on top of these different stalls, Tamil is walking forward slowly as she is activating static because she wants to just take out some of these nearer ones

so that Wim and Doren have a clearer field as they proceed out. Just like, let's just put a wave of destruction out in front of us. So she will attack the goblin that is directly to the south of her with static bite hucking this thing straight out. Face. Nice. Dirty 20 to hit. Yeah, it does.

18 damage. Nice. Yeah, wow. Static lance is. through the belly of the goblin and it electrocutes him to death. Amazing. She recalls static back to her hand and then basically in the same motion, it's flying again to the other goblin that is a little bit,

kind of like almost feels like it's trying to hide from her or something, but she'll throw it one more time. 17 to hit. Yes. Nice. Amazing. That's 12 damage. Nice.

I mean, that'll do it. Yeah. Great. Sunlight flashes along the length of your javelin as static flies through this goblin's shoulder, clean through and past him. He has this look of pain and surprise. He looks down at the hole in shoulder

and begins to spin slowly to the side and falls almost in slow motion. As you recall, static back to your hand, the javelin sluces from the back and protrudes directly from his stomach in a spray of gore and the goblin falls to his death. A sloose. As static once again returns to her hand, she'll turn back and look at Doran and I will give my gift of passage. So both of us get 10 extra feet of movement until the end of the start of my next turn. Amazing. And she'll just say, Doran, get your ass out there.

And that's my turn. It is technically Doran's turn, but Wim mouths to you haste. Ooh. And then holds up our hands like, if you want. Holy shit. Take it. You could, but you know what? We still got to face Zolto.

Take it, Dorn. These guys are in our way and we need to put them down fast. Well, okay, if you say so. So we'll drop you an initiative order down to just below Wim. Sure. Wim reaches deep into one of the moldy pockets of her clothes. and pulls out a handful of licorice bark shavings, and she throws them in the air over you, Doran.

And as they rain down on you, they turn into cinders and ashes. And as they fall on your shoulders, you feel energized. You are hasted. So you have double your speed. You get a plus two bonus to your AC, advantage on dexterity saving throws,

an extra action on one of your turns that can be used to attack, dash, does engage hide, or use. So that's what you're at now. Wim is also going to move up to stand just a little bit beside and in front of Temeel. She glances behind her Tameel and gives you a nod. A wink from Tamele, yeah.

Doren, it's your turn. Oh, right. Doren, as he's given this spell, you see his body like start to jitter. He's sort of, whoa. Oh, and this big grin comes across his face as he glares at this goblin that stands 80 feet away across the market. And with seemingly no effort at all, Doreen, leaning forward slowly in a very quick action, begins to pick up speed and dashes across. Doing a full 70 feet plus the addition of 10.

Yes. that Tamil gave to me, he gets right up in the face in front of this goblin. Yes. And in the last 10 feet, he uses that extra bit and he does a jump into a tumble where he stands up. And with an 18 attacks. Yes, Doran. That is a 16 points of damage. Nice.

Yes. Doren. Ork splitter slides cleanly through the first. The first goblin's guts and two pieces of goblin fall to the ground in front of you. Another 21 to hit. Nice. Yes. 11.

Jesus Christ. 10 points of damage? Yeah, I feel like Ork Splitter, you just carry the momentum through the first goblin, like cleave through the second goblin with your next attack. Dorn hasn't even like stood up. It's like this is such child's play for him at this point. Yeah. Because these guys are just made of paper.

You cut your eye teeth on murdering goblins. Yeah. Your eye teeth. Those teeth in your eyes. Your eye teeth. Ocular dentata. Oh. No, their teeth in the eyes.

That's what that means. Oh. Ah. Does that kill him or no? Oh, yeah. Oh, super does. This kills the goblin. Okay.

So that's 10, another 10. Okay. Yep. I'm waiting for the smash cut to like the mayor in the background being like, no, they run the stalls. Stop! Oh. So sorry.

We assume the workers. Throw ork splitter at the last guy. Dorn like looks at his axe and he considers throwing it. Your axe looks back at you. She's never like this beautiful before. No, like it's not a throwing axe. She's glistening. And he kind of whips around.

He forgets that he has this crossbow on his shoulder constantly, right? So he just like whips it around and he's going to take aim and see what this little puppy can do. Nice. A natural one. He like looks at it, he just puts it back of his shoulder. I feel like this crossbow has failed you so often that you pull the crossbow out and you try to use it. You pull the trigger and it falls apart in your hands. Yeah.

Yeah. It's a good scene, though. I could see it. Like the last bolt literally just falls apart, crumbles. Yep. Yeah, you know what? I'm going to just chuck the hilt. That's a two.

It's just like the. The handle falls apart as it leaves my hand. The dice are like, no. All right. I guess I was never meant to shoot anything. That's my job, buddy. Stay in your lane. You're not a shooty.

All right, it's the goblin's turns. There are only four goblins left. You guys handily dispatched to most of them. There are three goblins looking at Doran. Two on the rooftop to the south of you. And one to the southeast. that's walking towards you with his scimitar drawn. He moves in to slide it between your ribs.

Ah. Swing. Well. Uh, that's seven to hit you, Doran. That's a miss. You sure? And Doran looks at him and says, Hey, what are you serious?

There's a reaction. Rapos is when a creature misses me. I'll use it. I'm going to use it. So Doran, like, attacks with a 27. Jesus. Yeah. And he just sort of like redraws his sword.

That's going to be another 11 points of slashing damage. Yeah, you chop them in half from the top down. Holy shit. This is like reactionary. What are you kidding me? The two goblins that are on top of the roof to yourself give each other a glance. Like, oh, oh shit. Grag!

I think Doran looks at them. He's like, you do realize you're the appetizer, right? Nice. You're going down pretty easy. That's good. It's very good. They each fire a hesitant arrow off from their short bows at you with an eight and a 17 to hit. That's going to be a miss for both of those.

Ooh. And then they are going to dash away. Mother. They begin to run east heading off into the alley. Meanwhile, the goblin that's below you, Red, slashes up at you through the canopy underfoot with its short sword. I imagine Red's like rolling back and forth as it's like stabbing up and then Red rolls and then it stabs up another direction and Red rolls back.

Absolutely. That's a tend to hit you. Misses. But it does slice through the tapestry under your feet and you fall down. in a pile of bananas. Oh, don't mind if I do. Red takes a big bite. Potassium's important while you're fighting. The goblin is momentarily confounded by the fabric that's fallen down on top of him

and is unable to disengage from the situation. It is now top of the round, Red's turn. Red pops up a banana hanging out of his mouth. He shakes off the peel. Oh, you want to do a sword. No problem. Red puts his bow on his back and draws wit, his rapier. Ah, I see, we are doing a classy fight here.

Red's swordsmanship is very cultured. He assumes the stance and puts one hand behind his back. I'm God, you? He steps forward twice and stabs the goblin in his stomach, hoping he'll deflect. The goblin barely manages to stand up and scrabble off this canopy in order to face you. your assault. Red rolled an 18 hit. Hey! So he hits with an 18

and then he says, no, no, no, no, no. You shouldn't be here. You're on the wrong side, my friend, and with a quick... He cuts the creature's head off and it slides and falls off into the bin of oranges. Fabulous. Banana any one? Red grabs a bunch as he walks out to the street.

Ooh, I'll take one. Red throws a banana to Tameel and as he does, draws his bow one more time. aims at the two running away, aims a little higher, says, eh, there we go, and fires.

Nice. You're like adjusting for wind of resistance. 23 to hit. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Dora, like, watches you because he's standing in between you and the bad guys,

and Doren watches you, and then as he turns to watch your arrows soar, he kind of does this, like, fake gun or crossbow sort of motion where he's, Pretending he's hitting them. In memory of my crossbow that broke. Pretend that I did it.

How nice that would feel. Bicariously living through. Red hits with a 23, and as everyone sort of stops, you see the arrow fire. And there's a moment of silence. As red aimed sort of mysteriously high. And the two goblins move, move, move, move, move, and the arrow hits, a pot on the second shelf where the two goblins are running. And as a teetters over the edge, this large vase just smooth.

smashes on both of their heads. Doesn't have to kill them. But I love this moment of like it kind of misses it, like, kind of knocks them out for a thing. Yeah, yeah, where everyone's like, oh, Red doesn't usually miss a target like that. Like, they're not that far away. There we go.

Tamil, it's your turn. Tamil starts walking forward again. And this time every other step she takes, she's like banging static into the ground, almost like a walking cane. And so there's this like this thunderous clang every time it meets the ground. And then she cocks static back,

like she's going to throw it. and then she does a slight adjustment and she throws it forward with such force that she actually goes down to one knee on the follow-through. And static sails through the air and with both of these goblins befuddled from having the vase crack on their head,

they aren't paying attention to their positioning and static skewers both of them as it sticks into the wall behind them. Yes. Red has like caught up to you walking, slowly as you get up from your knees. Pretty good. But you would have missed if I didn't hit him with the vase first.

Very true. And then she, no look fist bumps, red. Yeah. You do the high five where you do it up top and then you come back around the bottom. Windmill high five. Yes. You know, I'm both amazed and disgusted at how good we are at this. Yeah, well, let's keep this energy up for Zeltto.

That fuck he deserves it. Come on, we've got to get that. We've got to get to that thing, that defensive thing. You know, the shield thing. The drow. Yeah. Let's hoof it. Let's go.

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Bye-bye. Um, my God. That's my God, no. My God. Hold on. Who is this? Why are we rushing into this? Deep breath here.

My God. I don't know. Okay, I want to keep the tension, but I have to say, can we just call this episode Skaddling through the Marketplace? Sure. Sure, skedaddling through the marketplace. Why not? Oh, a full set of...

Whoa. Wait, wait, wait, no, sorry. Slash R1D12. That's what you want to do. You just said, like, roll a dice that has a 12 on it. And it was like, sure, here's your 12. Guys, I'm getting natural 20. Oh my god

The dice are hot tonight Your dice has all 12s on it You're like what Look What could I do? I rolled it She's so funny I just

Pull out a 12 Oh yeah a 12 Can you say it's my turn Can you say it's my turn?