Dice Shame - 2-195 | 'Fists Up'

Episode Date: May 21, 2026

Put up your dukes...______________________________________________________________________________________________________________Imagine your best game of D&D. The shocks, the twists and turns, the moments that can’t be caught because you just had to be there. That’s Dice Shame.Join our DM Jo, her husband Harlan, their brother Alex & their friends Nic & Timm as they experience those unmissable, gut-wrenching, heart-aching, joy-filled moments.This legendary AP releases a brand new episode every Thursday morning at 1:20 am!Content Warning: animal death, swearing, violence, claustrophobia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why don't you pick on someone your own size? Oh, no. Because we get to choose our family. Look at that gaze. Avenge, Stephen. That's right, ugly. Yeah, yeah. Bring that energy to this.

Bow, motherfucker. Holy shit. We got work to do. Now that I'm here, you're looking a lot bigger than I thought you were. Welcome back to Dayshame. This is Season 2, Episode 195 Fists Up. MVP this week is Toby for being an amazing thing. Dishame listener.

We love you, Toby. You're one of my favorite people. Thanks for listening, Toby. Keep being Toberific. All right. Should we play some D&D? Yeah, let's do it. What is a vocal stim?

What's a vocal stim? That's a great question. Like, ever since we started doing the spooky stream, I've got a bunch of them. I think I have vocal, I have vocal stims. What's the thing I say so much? Sure enough. Sure enough. And sure enough, but blah, especially when I DM.

It's like my, I say it all the time. And I remember when I was streaming, people would say, oh, Harland says, sure enough. And it really started to bother me. Are you saying sure enough? Yeah. Oh, you guys walk in the house. Sure enough, to the right, there's a whatever.

I don't know. It's just like a- You had a sticky note on your monitor that said, sure enough to try to remind you to stop saying it because people would quote it back to you so often. Do you guys know what the cobra effect is? No, what is that? No.

Sounds badass. It sounds like the G. J.I. Joe's are killing us. Please, please, people who are actually better at history than I am, please forgive this if it's a little bit fucked up. Alex, don't Google it. Don't Google it. The, like, you know, the British colonize fucking India, right?

And in some parts, there are bad cobra problems. And so what they did was they started offering. Supposed the good cobra problem. No, no, no, like, infestation. Yeah, like there's a cobra problem. Rat problems here in New York or sorry? Yeah, there's just a bunch of cobras. They're not a great thing to have around.

But so the British start offering bounties. You bring in dead cobras to the locals and we'll pay you money. So industrious locals begin to breed cobras. The British catch wise to that. And so they just immediately terminate the bounty program, at which point the people that are breeding the cobras just release the cobras. So then there is this spike in the cobra population. It just reminded me, you're like trying not to say sure enough.

So you put a big post it on your monitor that says, Sure enough. It's like, oh, man. We've just released the corona. Sure it up. Yeah, it worked for me. But that's really funny, actually. I feel like anybody with a fucking brain would be able to go from A to B to C

and figure out that that was a bad, stupid idea. This is the hindsight problem. We are great at hindsight. What are you're talking about people with a brain? Sure. These are people who bred Cobra's purely to turn them in. Like, you're not. I mean, it's, again, it's, again, it's, again,

it's true. on Harlan? That's the side of that. What I'm saying is, well, they're the people who release them back in the wild, which caused a problem. Those stupid, subjugated people. What I mean to say is there was a real issue, the rat problem, right? And they released the cobras, stupid.

People are like, ha, ha, ha, I'm going to breed more cobras. But those are the most, sorry. Sorry, sorry, let's be clear. There were no, it's not, there was no rat problem. I think Alex was likening it to, in the way that there are rat infestations in the West. Yeah, then like, yeah. Why did they release Cobras in the first place then?

There were no Cobras released. They were a native. They were native. They're just native. They're just from that area. The British come in and they're like, we don't like cobras. The locals are like we deal with it. This is a great country.

I just wish there were some. I missed the people. I thought it was because that was a thing too. Oh. Often they, no, no. But they often introduce species to kill the invasies. I thought I'd say. Cobra for the rat problem.

No, because then they were taking these cobras and they were breeding them over this. No, cobras are cool. I think that the, so now I believe that, the name, Cobra. Like the Cobra effect is how you describe when you introduce a, like, a strategy to have an effect and it has the exact opposite effect. I think it's a political, there's like political, it draws a lot of politics. Sure. I mean, it's a very politicized time. It's a very political problem, Cobra's.

They're always trying to kill those G.I. Joes. I was just talking with Henry and Marie this morning when I was driving. them to school about invasive species. These are our living neighbors, by the way. Henry and Henry. Yeah, they don't pay enough rent. They don't pay any rent. Losers.

No, but we were talking about pythons and bo-constrictors and stuff in Florida. And how there is such a huge problem to the population there. Are they? Oh, my God. It's a huge problem. The population of what people? Are they? Animals.

Oh, to other animals. Let's so in South Florida, I think. But yeah, like central and northern Florida. Yeah, yeah. They all get drowned out in South Florida. People release snakes into the wild when they don't want to care for them anymore. They were pets. That's right.

And then the environment was never going to support a huge population of snakes. Yeah, were they eating dogs or something? There's like people who's backyards? I mean, yeah, they do. They'll sort of eat whatever they can get their little coils around. You're thinking of dingoes and babies. No. No, no, no, no, but they'll, they eat, like, birds and, like, mammals and all kinds of creatures.

And they, they breed quickly, and they have huge nests. They'll, they'll have, like, a hundred eggs in a clutch, you know what I mean? So very rapidly, the population has just exploded. They don't really have natural predators. Snakes! So, people have to catch and kill them. You know what they should do? What the frig?

Sorry, guys. Whoa! That's an emergency, something around. Oh, okay. Are you okay? No, no, it's my phone. Oh, no, it's like it's my phone. I first of all, didn't realize it was turned up so high.

What if it's a cobra alert? I'm going to be in danger and you're making jokes, Joe. The government should start paying people to hunt these pythons. I silenced it, then it took it off the screen, which is great. That's fantastic. Oh, so you don't know what the warning is. I don't know what I didn't read it before I took on it. It could be anything.

Guys, let's not Google it. Don't Google it. Let's use our brains. Let's imagine. What was the Amber Alert about it? What would you do if you got an alert on your heart? phone that said warning do not go outside there are just waves of snakes in your area probably stay inside i don't find snakes that scary i'm going to be honest i don't either is there an animal insect

bug creature that you're afraid of an animal insect bug creature i would love to know that no i'd love to know like you know henry our son is afraid of snakes yeah our daughter isn't afraid of anything because she's too she's fearless wild creature nick what are you afraid of of. Do you have an Indiana Jones-esque fear? What's your weakness? So we can exploit it. So here's the thing. It's like fear. The fear is a weird. I have a...

Fear itself. Listen, I'm real deep and the only thing I fear. Anyway, like, I don't mind spiders. I actually like having spiders in my house. But the thing is like, I don't fear them, but I hate silverfish. Oh, yeah. I don't like killing bugs, but. The second I turn into a different person if I see a silverfish.

What's a silverfish? Go ahead and Google it. Unless you don't like bugs, it is actually, yeah. I don't care. You see them on the bathroom floor sometimes. I don't want to minimize your fear, but I don't find them particularly scary. They're pretty fast. It's not a fear.

She just isn't like them. Yeah, they're not scary, but I hate them. Yeah, yeah. And so I get angry. Does that count? That's so funny. Anger is not fear. Anger is not fear.

No. But fear leads to anger. which leads to the dark side. Good, that's a good Yoda. Pretty good, pretty good. Or is that shaggy? What are you going to say, Harlan? Scooby.

So I was like, I wonder, I wonder where they are in the world. So I googled and there's a map of America and it's just all red. It's just, it just, it just says everywhere. This is a useful map. Uniform in color. It's the, it's by, it's. far the funniest map I've ever seen. I'm not even joking.

It's just, oh my God. It's like some kid had to do an assignment. It was like, I guess everywhere. Oh, this reminds me of it. So the thing is like, in states, there are, there's light population. But in between the states, there are these lines of extreme silverfish population. Look at that. That's right.

Indivision. They just hang on the borders of all the states. Hang out waiting. Man, that's fucking funny. I mean, I've never seen a silverfish. I don't, I guess. They're not, they're not scary, but they are very much like cockroaches. They're a little house.

What do they eat? They're pests, their disease carriers, that cockroaches and silverfish. The thing is, in like, in San Francisco, there were no cockroach. I'd never lived in a place that had a lot of cockroaches. But they're also, there's something about, like, moisture-rich environments that they're really drawn to. And so I had a ton of silverfish. and I hated them. I heard them.

Because some of them, maybe they're not silverfish, but they jump. And so you go to try to kill them and then they jump. Oh. Those are definitely not the kind I've seen here.

Google is telling me that silverfish eat predatory arthropods including spiders. Well, fuck them then. Don't necessarily kill silverfish if you see only one, but if you have many,

you may have an infestation. It has only one silverfish. Oh, I saw one. Many of any bug is kind of a no-no. You know what I mean? Like one here and there, but if you move a desk

and 17 spiders come out, I'm like, no. Wow. Oh, I am scared of those bugs that have pincers on their butts. Earwigs. That's what we call them here anyways. I don't like those.

That's what I think of when I think of Silverfish. I don't like house centipedes. I was just looking up house centipedes. Those are the ones that also listen. The legs. I pride myself in being an animal lover.

I do. But these fuckers? Not those ones. They're not animals. The house centipedes. They're so ugly. They run like little beasts. They have about a gazillion legs.

You know what? I was walking in the basement one time and one ran across my foot. I felt like. It was like. I don't actually mind them that bad. Like that much. I'll be taking a shower. My shower is in the basement.

There's creepy crawlers to come out of that drain every night. I know. It's the length and it's the length of the legs. Guess how old they can. live. 10 years. Seven, seven years. Seven years?

Wow. They can live. That's longer than some chickens. Harlan, I notice you do this thing. When I ask you to guess something, you always guess too high. And it undercuts my ability to have a really cool. It did happen today. Trying to be a smart boy.

I was like, guess how much this thing costs? And you were like $300. Trying to be a clever man. It's like $170. But it's still a lot. Well, 30. I'm sorry? I think it's very generous.

I promise. When someone asks you to guess a number. What is the banana cost, Michael? $10? Someone's like, hey, my, I don't know. My girlfriend bought me this bracelet. It's like, it's very, very nice. Guess how much it costs?

10,000. Okay, but listen. I think the problem is in the question. Can I be honest? Because what? Okay, I go too low. It's my fault. No, no.

Victim. I think the nature of probing someone to be like, how much do you think is like problematic? Especially if you're going to have issues. Because think about this. I say $10, like ultra low. Offensive. I say $10,000 offensive. Which then is me to prices right this fucking shit to kind of be within the realm but not too high.

I don't fucking know. Do a good job. I don't know shit about shit. I don't even know what like genuinely. And that's a good example because if someone was like, I just bought this bracelet, I have such a bad radar for like jewelry cost. I have no idea. So now you just know to guess low.

Next time she says guess how much I paid for his dress? You say 13 cents. I always say the same thing. Baby, whatever it costs, I'm excited. It looks good on you. $300. I always say $300. $300.

How many years do, send a pizza? 300 years. No, but like, guess from the context, if you're like, you'll never guess, what a great deal it was that I got on this flight. Your job is to guess high so that the person who's asking you can feel really good about the deal that they got. Right.

So that they can say a lower number than what you guessed. Yeah. Oh, I don't know. $1,200. It was only $700. Right? That makes them feel like, yeah, it was a really great deal. But if they're like, you'll never guess what a great deal I got on this flight and you're like, a hundred bucks?

And they're like, well, no. Well, that does sound a great deal, though. You know what's funny? Because I'm remembering this conversation. Joe, it was about cake. She's like, she's getting a cake done for my... $300 cake? Yes.

Well, no, it's not. That's what he guessed. That's what I guessed. What cake? I asked for an estimate. You want to hear something funny though? No, but listen, my... She said this cake was so expensive.

You'll never guess it was. No word of a fucking lie. My brain shot to $1,200. $1.200. $1.20. And then I was like That's unreasonable That's unreasonable

And then I was like Wait that's something more reasonable Like 300 For sure What's in this cake? Let me tell you I was just happy to get low I was just like

I was just like no I was like No brain go down Go down brain And then when I When I landed on 300 I was just happy It was lower

I was like okay That's good enough She won't be mad I love the idea that you are riding your brain like a wild horse. Come on, let's try. Get down, girl. Calming it down. No joke.

It's shot to 1,200 and I had no idea why. And then I was like, too high, too high. Get down, get down. Okay, 300. And then irony is irony of irony is you like. So Harlan's birthday is coming up. Way too much. He reads this story to the kids called Sleeping Dragons Everywhere.

The dragons downstairs. Yeah. The whole point of the book is that this girl is tiptoeing through. her house, avoiding all of the dragons that live there in order to get downstairs and eat a slice of mocha maple chocolate cake. And that's the picture of the cake. And it's like this beautiful chocolate cake, three layers, but it's not fucking fancy. It's just a chocolate cake with some like yeah, mocha and maple. For Harlan's birthday, I was like, it would be really fucking funny. Well, I, well, because I came to you with the idea. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

because I was talking to Marie. She was like, she does this thing where she's like, we should have cake. Let's just say it says it. Smart girl. And I'm like, and I said, you know my birthday's coming up? I was like, we should have for my birthday some mocha maple chocolate cake. And she got really excited about it.

And then I went to Joan as like, hey, maybe we should get some of my birthday. I was like, but not mocha or maple because I don't really care. But I just wanted to look like this because I think the kids would get a hoot. Sure. So anyway, I've been sort of like looking around talking to a couple of places and I got a response back from somebody who told me that they would make a cake that looked just like this that was like 10 inches a circle cake you know feed quite a few people more than the four of us in our family but she was like it'll be $170 for me to make that for you which in my mind my mind exploded like I can get

a three layer cake from the grocery store for 20 bucks and I expect like a nice custom cake to be what like 50-60 like expensive but not crazy. and I don't know, I thought $170 was a huge spend. And so I asked her, I was like, guess how much this cake would be? 300, I guess 300. But I'll tell you, ever since these cake shows came out, people have gone crazy about cakes. You think? You know what I mean?

That crazy for cakes. Is it cake? Is it real? Ever since they did that, cakes have gone crazy high. Cakes are crazy these days. You ever see a cake? Crazy. Yeah.

I hate fondant, though. Does anybody like fondant? No, I don't think so. No. It's the worst. I like a ganache, but fondant is Fondent's for sculptors. For the fondant.

Love a ganache, love a buttercream. Oh, my God, buttercream. Cream cheese frosting. Should we just get cake, guys? As you make your way out of the market district, you find yourself in a series of alleys. You see curtains pulled tight with people looking out through the cracks

in fear at you as you move through these alleys, and you hear the sound of screaming in the distance, crashing boulders against a masonry. It sounds like the siege is in full swing. Making your way east through these alleys, you come to a canal. You spot the broad, naked back of an ogre receding into the darkness. You don't think it noticed you at all yet, but a terrified human scream, coming from farther into the alley suggests that this ogre has got other plans.

Hey, hey, why don't you pick on someone your own size? As Doran's shouts echo through the alley, you see the ogre turn and look over its shoulder at your party. As you are on the west side of the canal and the ogre is on the east side,

you will have to cross maybe the bridge in front of Doran. There's a couple of planes. that seem to be crossing the river just to the south of you as well, and some kind of ramshackle old buildings between you and this monster. Red, your top of the order, and as Doran's shouts echo through the alley, the ogre looks over its shoulder and spies you coming in hot. Red. That's right, ugly, what he said.

Pick on someone your own size, or maybe a tasty a target. And Red is going to cast Beastial Speeal. and bring Stephen the goat in. Stephen! Stephen! And foom with a loud thump behind the ogre. A tasty-looking goat walks out from a stall.

Oh, the goat. Sorry, tasty? What is Stephen's role in this night exactly? Stephen look extra tasty. And he does. I want that, but um... I'm imagining like the Timon and Pumba situation where Puba's got like a hula skirt on and they're like, eat me, eat me. Yeah.

Steven's rump is like appealingly shiny. He's like plumber than he usually is. Stephen. Stephen. Oh, Stephen. Oh, Stephen. Um, can you please roll a charisma check for Stephen? Oh, my God.

Abs a fucking looting. Good. Steven. Guys, it's just a goat. He's not just a goat. He's a member of this family. He's Reds Rovers. Reds Rovers, send Stephen over.

I was just kidding, Red. Very much is part of the family there. Stephen. Now, go get him. That's good. Stephen isn't that charismatic or smart. Really, Red? Look at that gaze.

Stephen rolled a 14 for charisma. Ooh, okay. I love that. The ogre is not immune to Stephen's wild. Who is? He looks over his shoulder again at the sound of the goat bleating And his huge monstrous nostrils flare As Stephen's pungent odors invade his senses

He turns And is that your turn, Harlan? Let me just make sure it is one action There you go, so you got a movement. What a heroic goat. He's the most heroic goat straight into the battle. Whim signs, he's my brother.

What? He is Whimmy. He is. He's your what? He's Wimmy's brother. Red runs his move 30 feet up to the edge of the canal. And as a bonus action, tells the others to kill the ogre. Great.

It's Stephen's turn now, I guess. Stephen, looking sultry and delicious, is going to stand there waiting for the ogre to approach. But ready its action until the ogre leaves the innocent alone. and comes to play. Marvelous. The ogre is intrigued and delighted by this spectral goat that has been conjured specifically to look delicious. And it works like a charm.

The ogre turns from its tiny, not delicious victim that is hiding somewhere in the alley and starts moving surprisingly quickly for its bulk, directly towards Stephen, it reaches out an arm to grab the goat. Stephen. Thereby getting into melee range. And Stephen headbutts the fucker. Stephen!

Stephen! Look at him. Go. It's magnificent. He's magnificent. 16 to hit? It does not hit. Yeah, Stephen's a bit preoccupied with dodging the ogre's attack, and the hit does not land.

Ogre attack, dodge! Ogre attack dodge! Oh, what's Red trying to say to me? I don't know. Ogar attack Dodge. Yeah, that's okay. The ogre then grabs Stephen and tries to crush him into jelly in his ogre hand. 25 to attack, Stephen, and deals 12 bludgeoning damage to Stephen's astral flesh.

Yeah. Like, frustratingly to the ogre, Stephen's dumb. face, which has been like kind of unmoving. It's like chewing, but it doesn't react at all. Like the ogre is damaging it, but like Stephen is like not reacting. And the ogre, as he squeezes it, there's almost like a little smirk that arrives on Stephen's face as this ogre continues doing damage. And this ogre, evil creature that it is, its eyes start to bug out with stupid anger.

It wants to cause pain. And it issues. a terrible growl. But Stephen just keeps chewing slowly, looking at the ogre, as if it's not hurting it. Yeah. But it does take that damage. Timil, it's your turn.

All right. Tamil breaks into a run and runs up some destroyed carts or whatever is in front of her. Yeah. And then lands on the bridge. Heroically. That separates the party from this ogre. And then it is a little bit out of range, but she is going to give it her all, and she's going to try attacking him, throwing static again.

So I will do this with disadvantage. Still a dirty 20 to hit. Nice. That'll do it, absolutely. 16 damage. So she recall static, and she will do one more attack. Oh, no. I rolled a natural one with disadvantage.

No. No. Shame, shame. Shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame. Stupid digital dice. Yeah, so I think that she's momentarily distracted by this, like, dissonance of seeing Stephen being actively crushed, but he seems, you know, completely nonplussed, and she's just so moved by the heroics of this little goat. And I think that she can't help but just kind of take a pause that lasts just a little too long as the battle raced. around her. And then I'm going to give a Bartig inspiration to Red.

Hells yeah. Avenge, Stephen. Wim is still concentrating on haste for Doran. So concentrating on haste, she is going to just go ahead and fire off a cantrip. Running forward toward the canal, she makes it to within about 15 feet of the edge. And then looking across, she just sees the ogre trying to squeeze the leg. out of Stephen, her brother. She fires off a fucking fireball at this monster.

Fireball, fireball. Wait, is it like a polymorph situation? What, Stephen? Her brother? He's just so lovable. Oh, no, it's just... How? How? Because family is chosen.

Because we get to choose our family. That's so beautiful. That's really very beautiful. Thank you. I just made it up. 15 to hit. It does not. Although the firebolt does go wide, it hits the roof of the building behind the ogre, which is thatched straw. Uh-oh.

And begins a small blaze. Oh, no. The giants have started burning our city. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the giants did it. For sure. They all have five giants after all.

Doren, it's your turn. That's good. Dorn dashes from across the river all the way across the bridge and right up into the front of the ogre. Yes. Hell yeah. Use those little legs. He's going to use his great weapons master feet here. Okay, so I got to reduce five.

So it's actually plus six. That's going to be a, I'm going to use a lucky on that because that's going to be. Nice. Nice, nice, nice. Ah, that's more like it. That's going to be a 17 to hit. You do not hit. Oh, shit.

Okay. Yeah. But you do get another attack because you're multi-attacking. But I'm going to do it again. I'm going to do it again. Do it. Four. I mean, I mean, no, actually, it's going to be a 11.

No, nine. I don't know. It's not, it doesn't pass. Nope. Put it this way. Doren, instead of using another luck, Doren stands there, looking a little dumbfounded.

Now that I'm here, you're looking a lot bigger than I thought you were from across there. I feel like the effect of the haste is maybe starting to wear off. Yes. And like blood is starting to pound in your ears. Yeah, because that is one of the effects.

I do feel a little lethargic. In fact, if I don't be careful, I might be incapacitated. So, yeah. Yeah, he's starting to feel, all the effects of it. And yeah, you sort of see that as he misses both.

Just like, just short. Maybe things are getting a little bit blurry. Red, you see your dwarf friend run fast as a bullet past you across the canal. And then almost stands there like dizzy for a second before taking like two slow chops with orc splitter.

And the ogre just handily moves out of the way each time. Yeah, that's called being old, Doran. When I get up from a crouched position, my head gets all dizzy. Nah, don't listen to him. That last goblin, you waited till it attacked, and then you split him in fucking half. That's true. Bring that energy to this.

I'm trying. Walks play is thirsty, Doran. But there is a fire raging behind the ogre now. Inside and behind. Get it. Oh, inside Doran? No, inside. Yeah.

Red. What do you do? Red fires at the ogre. Ah, yes. All right. Let's take this fucking down. Yes. Red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red. Dididly la? Yeah, that's only 11. No. Re-roll, or rather, I will roll again for the first attack misses, and I'm going to add my bardic inspiration. 21 to hit.

Yes. That does hit. Nice. And is this guy damaged at all? He is. That's right. So I'm going to use my colossus slayer because this fucker needs to go down on one knee and apologize for hurting my go. 29 damage.

Oof. Yes. Awesome. Holy shit. Bow, motherfucker. That arrow hits a vital part in the ogre and Doran and Stephen are sprayed with hot ogre blood, but it is still standing. And when the arrow lances the ogre, he drops Stephen in surprise and pain. Stephen.

Stephen does not flinch. He don't bow. He don't know how. And Stephen reels back on his little hind leg and stomps the ogre's toe. I don't know if I've made this explicitly clear in all 300 plus episodes of Dysham. But Stephen is a little goat. Like he's like a baby goat. He's not a big goat

He's a little guy He's small But he looks so delicious Yeah like he gets You know But he doesn't give a fuck Because the thing about Stephen is He likes getting hurt

So he was just like Enjoying that He's a bit of a masochist Okay Little pain for pleasure Pleasure for Pover Oh he loves it That's why when he gets squeezed

He's just like I'm into it What's going on with this goat chewing his cut Bring it on Goats fucking awesome is what 18 a hit Yes. Oh, Stephen got to DC.

Stephen got it. Nice, Stephen. Good recon. Stephen reels back with his little hooves. Stephen! He stomped on his toe. We love Stephen. Eight damage.

Stephen! Stephen comes down with eight damage. What does it look like when Stephen bests the ogre? Oh, Stephen! He comes down so hard on that ogre's toe that the ogre just reels forward. And as he reels forward, The cut, the arrow left, just tears a seam in the ogre's stomach, and his guts just starts falling out,

and he's like frantically trying to scoop them up in his wet blood, and he's like, not understanding what's happened. And Stephen is just hopping up and down on the organs that have fallen out of the ogre's stomach, like kicking and punching and headbutting these like fallen intestines and splitting them open and gnawing on them. As the ogre watches in horror, as this little goat is just eating them from the inside out,

and his stomach continues to split open as the ogre leans forward and dies horrifically. Holy shit. Inspiration! That was a good description. Terrible, but good. I can picture a liver just going straight. But then the ogre's like horror where he's like,

why? And this little, like, goat just be like, I love the idea of Doran staying there and just be like, that's Stephen for you. I was thinking more like he's standing there and he's sort of like trying to take some of the credit for like everything that just occurred in front of me. He's like, yeah, yeah. And he's just sort of like. Giving a couple of practice chops into the ogre is.

The ogre like reaches back and Dora just like stops his hand. He's like, no, no, no, just let it happen there, buddy. You're already dead. There's no saving you. Moving beyond the terribly murdered body of the ogre and into the alley, you find the. woman who had been cowering away from this monster and shepherding her to safety, you move off farther into the wreck of Silverie. Stay safe. Put that fire out and make sure everyone stays indoors. We got work to do.

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Abreel, Starlight, Karen Duley, Amanda Nicole, Clockwork Phoenix, Lickrott, Cam, Slate Blue Flowers, Nebehaegggeon, BeanFee, Sparks, Daeshah, Daeges-Degas, Daedus, Stebbed, Sunny, Stehyeyeye, Heson, Ceeleyley Hill, Hespeon, Hespeon, Conzo Como, Art Jekes, Jekyllic, Lesan, Kite, Rane, Immortain, Yenny, Mars, Ren Glesby, Randi, M, Trinity, Veritasas, Kara, James McGinley, Joshua Cigaloooooooooooo, Snick, Ticicicke, Ted Begets, Jagar Man Jensen, Lapsin, Frisca Frisket, Danyl, Danyl,

D. D.O. Rona. This guy could. Winged Heart. Rose Black. Fox is tired. Alattisdusted Beast. Dark Cry 101, One-on-on-O-Nam-A-O. Lephton.

Saratone, Ayo, Amanda, Braidon, Key Raven, Lincol, Kee, Stichler, Katt Rune, Harry, Leifarenk, Rack, Buried in the Archives, Carret in the Archives, Carrate Cup Jann Wackens, Ateeatheus, Ace,

Ace, Ace, Rae, Racheleleys, Nance, NANas, Red Wing Rising Helena, Oliver Corvus, That Drumbot Person, Breyer von Rose, Bumblebee, Kampke, Tiny Olive, Catcher of Stars, Cameron, Bean Boy Gav, Dead Pixel Fish, Sugar, Pogar Milo, Sonskha, Don't Patrick Clues Me, Mitch, Mitchie, Natchez, Nal-Mil, Nat, Jurusky, Triptych, Zongue, and Loma, Crosy, Quarry, Quarry, Quarry,

Worme-Werm, Warrampus, Lepin, Lina, Jonathan Lipinski, Sunflower, Librarian, Coler DeVille, Taylor, Zean on Hexa, Jules, Robin, Tony, Joel Liff, Benny, Burger Valentine's, Dan Melsheimer, Era, Indiana, Luna, Poser, POSA, POSALLY Eden. Oh my goodness. I don't know if I could have done it much faster than that, so I'm going to go lie down. We'll see you the next episode.

Bye-bye. Hey, pick on someone your own size. Like you? Oh. No, you're too small. Suspend your fucking disbelief.