Dice Shame - 2-22 | 'Donkey's Years'
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You know, I kind of wish that I had never gone into that battle, but...
Yeah, it's been about a week.
I don't even know how to count the days.
I'm going to tough it out outside.
I suppose we should be on our way.
It's called cognitive dissonance.
How hard did you hit him?
Oh, shit, sorry.
The problem with this, it's still magic.
I'm kind of, uh, wandering myself, I suppose.
Wait, why is being from water people compared to summoning an imp?
I figured I might as well give it all I got, because it's Doran.
I have only two spells.
Make flower, kill donkey.
I'm all out of flowers.
Welcome back to Dyshame.
This is Season 2, Episode 22, Donkey's Years.
MVP this week is Dan Soul Knight from our Discord, who wrote Almost Cut Up on episode
212 and could not agree more with Alex's take on Jeff Buckley's Grace.
Beautiful album.
Laila Finds My Goin's My Goose.
too. They also wrote any more ideas on Dyshame-branded sad song playlist? I kind of need it now. Well,
guess what? We just made one and you can find the link in the notes of this episode. Despite being
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The air is close around carousing bodies of dwarves.
Beer, sour, and slopped in their beards, breaths wild with liquor and roaring with laughter.
It's dark, but for a bit of torchlight and a fireplace,
and rain hammers against the window panes like an army trying to break its way in.
The hot flame-ruled night whipped into the frenzy of a summer thunderstorm,
just like the dwarves inside the longhouse.
Doran Iron Fist
Face unscarred by the talon of a devil,
and with fewer wrinkles from the wear of time,
sits at the head of the festivities,
banging his fist on the table and head nearly in his lap,
desperately catching his breath from laughter at some body joke.
He wears a flimsy metal crown,
something wrought somewhat haphazardly and bearing the dwarven ruin for elder.
The man beside him adds another coarse sentence to the end of the joke,
and the table erupts again into helpless chaos.
Someone kicks over a chair.
Thunder rolls over uneasily in the distance.
The door slams open and rain pours through behind the dwarf that stomps in,
looking for all the world like he'd just taken a swim.
He shakes like a dog, spraying half the room, eliciting jeers,
and then his red-rimmed eyes find Dorn.
He draws his great sword and salutes, holding the sword overhead, then slamming his fist against his chest.
Commander, tonight, in honor of the celebration of your scarning, we hunt to arms.
The Longhouse boils over in furious activity, dwarves pounding whatever open containers of liquor are at hand.
buckling weapons to themselves and rushing out into the night.
Doran is there, alongside them, happy to be amongst old friends, stupidly drunk,
and yet still steady on his feet, blinking rainwater out of his eyes and looking up at the roiling clouds
as the Dwarven hunting party creeps through the dark forest.
The mouth of a cave is pointed out through the driving downpour,
and someone hands Doran a flask of something fiery enough to make him cough.
The battalion of dwarves, stamping and muttering a chant to raise bloodlust.
The weapons come out of sheaths.
And then they're pounding across the last few meters towards the cave.
The air inside is stale and familiar.
Doran is not even fully inside yet when the first screams are ripped from the throats of the enemy.
And despite being rusty from years of peace, he is ready with his axe.
slashing and ripping through the horde,
sidestepping a counterattack and whirling easily to cut down his foe.
Stopping a moment too long.
His eyes traveling up,
heads spinning from the drink,
squinting to focus on a pathetic little tapestry.
Some fragment of cloth scrawled with goblin text.
Something Doran had only begun to learn, to read earlier that year.
through the ebbing sound of combat the last gurgles of a bloody death through his bleary vision
he reads the little banner and then panic dribbles through his consciousness the sick moment of
realization he uses the shaft of the axe to roll a body onto its back and recognizes their face
no no and that's when you wake up no no don't wake up no don't wake up
You're muttering
You're...
What's going on?
We were all asleep
And you just started screaming
Oh yeah
I was having a
I was having a bad dream
I just
Well you woke everyone up now
It's barely even dawn
And Doren's like
Oh we're getting up
And he's pacing
And kind of
I'll be right back
I just need
I need to clear my head for a minute
He kind of walks
Sort of in a big circle
Around camp
He doesn't really leave
your sight or anything.
Jack nods to Kieran to sort of chase after him
and see if he can cheer Doran up a little bit
as he's sitting there.
Anybody hear anything?
What do you say?
Is he always like this?
Yeah, he's weird.
Oh, you mean like muttering in his sleep?
Or you mean the person sending their dog?
No, I mean, Doran.
You get used to it.
I don't think he's been like this before.
Is that a bad dream?
Yeah, but he doesn't have bad dreams.
I'm usually the one with the bad dreams.
Mari looks over and she's like,
Believe me, you're going to hear a lot of muttering for a while from everyone in this tent,
aside from maybe Jack.
But even then.
Do I not mutter?
You're an elf, you don't sleep.
You mutter, but when you're awake, and I have to hear it.
Oh, I see.
It's more consciousness.
Fucking red.
But no, he's not normally like this.
He does seem to be more intense as we're getting closer to.
Well, I guess he's home.
And we are camping.
Jesus Christ, I take a wide step away from Jack.
At that one, Mari gets up and walks out of the tent to go check on Doran.
I'm not dealing with puns this early in the morning.
I'm coming too.
It's a very normal time to wake up so you can see the sunrise.
Jack stayed in there by himself talking.
I don't know what to be his problem.
Yeah.
Mari crawls out of the tent and goes over to Doran,
who I assume is still pacing and muttering.
Oh, hey, hey, Marie.
I just, you know, I had one of those dreams.
It seemed so real.
It was a memory dream, you know.
Not to get too personal.
I don't really want to go into it, but it was.
I can tell it stressed you out because, I mean, you remembered my name.
So clearly, clearly something's clouding your mind.
So if you want to talk about it
Well
Maybe it's just the fact that
Well
I'm getting more used to you being around
You know
Well it's been
I don't even know how to count the days
Neither do I
I don't even know how to count half the time
Red walks up behind after leaving as well
Yeah it's been about a week
And I'm glad it warming up to marry
Where hell that dog go
Yeah
Hey red
Hey
Yeah I haven't really been too open with you guys
And girl and
Maybe it's time I start being a little bit more honest and just open with you people.
You know, I had one of those dreams, you know, one of the dreams that was sort of like a memory
and it was a little too real.
I kind of woke up thinking I was back at a place, but...
War stories kind of thing?
Yeah.
Hey, Jack.
Oh, hi, Jack.
Yeah, I was...
I better go back in the tent.
Everybody walked out of him.
You know, I've been in a lot of battles and a lot of things.
a lot of death, and it was just one of those situations where, you know, I kind of wish that
I had never gone into that battle, but it is what it is.
Was it a battle?
Because some of the things you were saying dictate differently.
Well...
You said something that makes me think that it was something you saw.
It was just memories.
And, you know, I know I just said that I want to be more open with you people, but they're
just bad memories and turn into bad dreams.
And I think it's all just because we're in and around where I grew up, you know.
Right, but Doran, if your subconscious is trying to tell you something, you know,
if these dreams or memories are starting to bubble back up, I don't know,
maybe an easy way to get over them is to, you know, expel them.
Expell them?
Well, you know, talk about them.
Throw them up.
You can't really get rid of a memory, can you?
Well, sometimes showering it does.
I mean, think about this.
Since you talked about Stunted Danlin's Peak,
you haven't been plagued by that anymore
when you went back to confront
Chaos Hammer or who you thought was going to be
Chaos Hammer and you confronted
your past
you dealt with it in a way you kind of
handled it you know head on
and you seem like you're better for it
well you definitely have something
there red but
putting yourself into the situation
is a little different than talking about it I'm just
not ready at this time
he's so repressed
you know why don't why don't we keep on our
way
and uh
time is right
hey look i hear you
as someone who was part of the assassin's guild
i i took a long time to share that i'm right there with you hey we all got stuff
hey veranda you know you you too i'm sure you got repressed memories along with all of us
marie came from water people jack summoned an imp
you summoned a what
it was a bad choice isn't that like really dangerous stuff yeah
wait why is being for
from water people compared to summoning an imp.
Well, it's not that it's compared to summoning an imp.
I just don't know anything about you,
and I didn't want you to feel left out.
Tishay.
I remember that.
I remember it bit somebody's ass.
Oh, it stole all of these things from all of us,
and it made us blame each other, and it got real...
Tried to turn us all against each other.
Well, I think it successfully did.
That's a terrible idea.
Yeah.
Why would you summon an imp?
Yeah, Jack, why?
And Red Light puts his chin on both of his hands and turns towards you.
At the time,
We had just gotten out of Grudhog, the castle of the hill giant queen,
and we just thoroughly got our asses beat, and we were searching for any kind of help or answers.
And we needed...
Power mostly.
Yeah, that's subconsciously what spoke to me from the void, and I thought, fuck, we'll try at it,
because I got feeling pretty hopeless at the moment.
Wasn't a good decision.
Make some bad decisions when you're feeling kind of hopeful.
helpless. It's called cognitive dissonance. It basically means that he can justify anything,
regardless of his actions. Yeah.
Veranda's just looking between the four of you, like, what the fuck have I stepped into?
She's just like, I'm going to go and get some firewood.
The point of the story is that we all have our baggage. And as much as I think it's right
for you to share it, Doran, I also would agree that it's got to be right.
when it's right for you, you know?
Yeah.
I'm no model of sharing when I should have, you know, so...
Plus, these are memories that, you know, that's already happened.
There's nothing I can do about it now.
Well, most memories are already happened, Doran.
All memories have already happened.
Well, yeah, I suppose you're right.
But these ones doubly said.
I suppose if you're remembering something that hasn't happened already then.
That's just a lie.
Dora kind of trails.
all and then heads back, heads back to start rolling up his bedroll.
Jack mumbles to himself about incompetent soldiers getting whole battalions killed and
assassins killing lots of people and how an imp didn't get anybody killed.
Just put a lot of people out of joint.
But that's fine.
I'm the evil one.
You're muttering again, Jack.
Jack mumbles very loudly.
Since why we start sleeping in a tent inside of Liam's tiny head is just shaped like a tent
today.
I like it.
Leamon's tiny tent.
I also like the idea that Red and maybe even Mari have their own tents outside of
the hut sometimes just to get the real camping experience just a just a sometimes marie just needs a
little space i picture it often starts with red being like i'm gonna stuff it out outside in the
cold on these mountains and it starts out there and in the morning the tent is just on the inside
of the border i would imagine that like delicately spooning one of them no he's like he's like inside
it's like wrapped around one of our necks you know like a cat like a tree so doran starts to roll up his
bed roll and he's getting
things going. I suppose we should
be on our way. I mean
I know. Yeah.
Mario goes over to Jack and is like, it's
actually fine that you brought up an imp.
I actually have a cousin who's an imp.
Like, not related, like, blight blood.
Really? Yeah, yeah.
How does that work?
Yeah, how does that work? Family is complicated.
I mean, don't
have to tell me that twice.
This is an adopted cousin.
So there's no imp in the bloodline, but
No, I mean, with a family
full of wizards, it's hard to really tell where it all
came from. Yeah. I don't know. I just, I heard
I heard Doran say something like, what the fuck is that? Which to me
does not seem like a battle. It seems like coming across
something you didn't want to find. Hey, Veranda, you want to help me hunt a rabbit?
Um, yeah, sure.
I hear you don't. Jesus. Stay here there.
No, no, no, I'll come.
No, no, don't worry.
You stay here.
She's like, she's like moping a little bit.
Yeah, it's okay.
You stay here.
What's wrong with you, Veranda?
I mean, she sits down on a log nearby.
You're thinking that you've fallen in with a bunch of misquets.
She sighs.
No, no, it's not that.
Is there a gas leak?
Why is everyone so depressed?
I'm fine.
I don't know.
I don't want to seem ungrateful, okay?
I recognize that what you guys did for me was right.
by your own measure, finding me in the woods turned to stone and taking me with you and
restoring me. And thank you again, Mari, for that. I really appreciate your help. I just wish that
I could have, listen, I saved that mule from mistreatment, Todd. We traveled a long ways together.
He was like my family. And the farther away we get from
his body i just wish that i could have given him a proper burial you know like it just it doesn't feel
right that his body was just left in the snow to be torn apart by wolves or whatever scavengers and i just
i would have loved to have been able to bury him and don't want to be ungrateful but i'm just feeling
a little bit sore about that this morning very fair hey it's all right totally yeah i had a
myself named Astor a few months back that after some trolls attacked the inn we were
staying at they they killed him and it tore me up I I hear you yeah yeah sorry we didn't
know I guess in the moment it's I mean you were turned to stone we just sort of on the
way back down we do have to we're coming back this way I mean we we we
could probably stop on the way back to give your mule a proper burial.
I think I'll probably find my own way to mourn him eventually.
Well, I named my bow after my horse, if you need any ideas.
Well, that's nice.
Mari has enough experience with starting to wrestle with death.
So this kind of sets off something in her.
She's killed so many donkeys.
She's got so many don't.
She fucking hates them.
She does.
It's really, it's really.
Going, guys, go in.
I'll be a second.
I'm just going to tie up the horses.
Walk up to a donkey outside.
Slit throat.
Stab.
D drown.
The worst part is like the two or three days ahead of that where she goes into them and whispers is depressing them down like two days left.
That's really got to.
It's not okay.
I'm going to get you.
Guys, you're ruining all of my character reveals.
Sorry.
Oh, no.
Oh, good.
Can you imagine, though?
I'm Mari, horse killer.
I love you.
Just enough episodes in for you to fall in love with me.
Now we're going to reveal the real secrets.
Yeah, by the way, I also kick dogs and I kill horses.
No.
Just because I'm a good adventure doesn't mean I am nice to animals.
Oh, no.
She's like many layered characters.
Yeah.
Worst to druid ever.
What a terrible druid, the druid who hates animals.
I have to speak to animals so that I have to be.
I can insult them
always.
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
She's just saying
all these horrible things.
She's like,
look at you.
I'm gonna fucking eat you.
You know what this.
You know what this is
that I'm eating?
This is meat.
You know how many ways there are
to skin a cat?
I do.
And I'm gonna practice one more tonight.
She's been
Druand.
Oh no.
No.
Wah.
Sorry.
Anyway.
veranda stands up and she's like you know yeah yeah red i'll come and help you sorry guys i don't
mean to bring this whole thing down although kill an animal to make myself feel better it's kind of
the vibe around here he's like do you i know that we can't go back but if you like there is a way
that we could at least pay passage that we can say goodbye are you a necromancy yes no
could you imagine surprise is you donkey back
kill me
I'm a necromanic druid
so I only bring back plants and animals
if you're like
guys my my fern
died and I'm like
surprise it's a zombie now
Mari takes out the flower dagger
and like strikes it against her
walking stick and there's some flowers fall out
and she picks them up and she
holds her hand out to veranda and just says take my hand
and she casts just a small little glyph just appears
and it just appears in the snow in front of them
and she holds the flowers and they just burst into flames
and it's just a little it's a little it's a tiny little ritual
just to say goodbye to someone it's really nice thank you
can you also heal my cat oh I guess we slept so yes
you know would really help if you brought my fucking cat back
you know what sorry I just used my spell slot on that flower thing
I'm really sad about flycatcher.
Shit, yeah, I forgot that that's actually
a fifth level spell.
It's like the most useless fifth level
spell. It's a fifth level. Yeah, every
time I do that, it like burns through spell
slots. It uses six spell slots.
I have only two spells. Make flower
kill donkey.
I'm all out of flowers.
Which one of you's making an ass out of yourself?
That's really good. That's the joke of the episode.
I want to give you.
you inspiration for that.
Can I give half?
Okay, I'm giving you a shared inspiration
because that punchline was half Alex,
half Rob.
All meet.
You have to use it together.
You have to decide
when you're going to use your inspiration.
It's a combo move, really.
That's right.
Rob likes.
All right, well, let Marie bring back
your little cat thing.
We'll go hunting for rabbits.
It sounds good.
Let's do it.
Do you have a weapon or something?
A great point.
I'll give you a dagger or something.
I have a dagger.
Yeah, sure I'm sure you do.
Oh, so they've gone to get some food.
Let's start a little fire and make it...
Your cousin has some weird stuff, Jack says,
turning the tuning fork with a key with tuning fork hands
and the half of the treasure map and stuff that he picked up.
Yeah, he really did.
That was kind of nice to see him.
Don't touch my rat.
No, no, we won't.
We won't.
I'm going to touch the rat.
Touch the rat.
No, Joel Gass is, that's my mother.
sisters' sons.
Nice. Older or younger than you?
He's about the same age, actually.
Oh, nice. We're only a year apart.
Yeah. Joel
Guss didn't follow in the
same footsteps that I did.
Back in the forest.
Sorry
about Doran and
everybody, including myself.
No, you know what, it's fine. I have a lot
of experience getting to know
strangers, so... Yeah, you
said, you're all traveled
this side of Fyroon.
Why?
I mean, like I said,
it's just kind of the way
of chosen to live my life.
You know, I'm a wanderer.
I don't like to be
someplace too long, you know?
There's something about familiarity
that breeds contempt,
some saying like that.
Ah, yeah, I know that feeling.
Jack, you son of bitch.
And just to re-shine a spot,
light on veranda because I think I sort of breezed over her being that she was made of stone
initially. This halfling woman, she's short even for a halfling. She's got these fitted leather pants
on their like fantasy caprice. They end like mid-calf and she's barefoot even in the snow. I think
Orrin also was barefoot. It's just a halfling thing. She seems to be unbothered by the cold.
Her body is wrapped in a cozy looking deep mustard colored cloak.
and she's always got her hood up, dark, long black hair hanging down out of the sides in this, like, wild tousel.
She's pretty young, but she's confident looking, except when I guess you guys are worried that there's
trouble on the road, in which case she will climb a tree when instructed to by Mari.
She's got dark skin, freckled cheeks and gray eyes, and she's holding the dagger that you gave her a little bit unfamiliar.
That's a glass dagger. I think it's dragonglass, a ghost glass or something? I don't know, a friend gave it to me.
Where's your kin from? Is it there, you know, you Waterdavian down south, up north? I'm from Fyroon, other side of the sea, that away, and he points to the west.
Not Fyroon, then. No, not really. I'm kind of a wanderer myself, I suppose. Came here to try to sell wares and then got in with some bad people and killed a lot of people for a long time.
time. Well, not a long time. What's a long time
when you're killing someone? Anyway, and then I got
together with these people, and we've been
well, we've been hunting giants ever since.
Where across the sea?
Fyroon. Wait, what did I say?
Mazdica.
Yeah. It's a beautiful, sunny. You know,
it's very similar to
Fyroon in the way that the far
far north is nice and icy, but the down south
is a lot warmer, very sandy.
A lot of giant beetles.
and plants that sounds terrifying i'm not going to lie what about you are you out east or um from near
here just on the other side of the high moor there's a place called the misty forest have you ever been
there i don't think so uh just around that area oh right can i roll inside on her sure that is the
15 um yep she i mean she's being vague
She didn't give you like a specific location
But from what you can tell, that's that's the truth
Right, right, right
Cool, well, how good are you at hunting game?
I'm not super great
But I'm excited to learn from you
Hey, don't learn, let's have a little bet
A bet
A little challenge
Sure
First one to spear breakfast
Uh
Uh
Sings a song
First one to spear breakfast will be serenaded by the other party.
I like the sound of that.
That's pretty good.
I don't have a lot of money, so I don't.
I mean, she looks you up and down at all of your, like, sparkling gear and your magic arrows
and your cloak of useful items.
And she's like, I don't think I could, I don't have any material things that you...
A song sounds great.
Hell, it's worth a lot to me to hear someone's voice.
let's do it
perfect
and she stealths away
dagger clutched in her
so you guys gonna roll for it
no because red's not gonna hunt
he's just gonna watch her hunt
because I don't give a shit about winning
I give a shit about watching I tell me she's too
trusting the first mistake was thinking I was just
an idiot I am but I'm not
just an idiot stupid like a fox
cool
meanwhile back at camp
okay well Jack you're gonna want to put your
hand here and you got
like Mari you got to use
some muscle like what is with you too
come on look at this and he like taps
both your arms like where's the muscle
come on what is going on
with enough momentum you
can throw her you just
put your hand here if you throw me I swear
to God I swear to all of the
God he's not going to throw you
you know what I don't think either
you are throwing the other
it's just not going to happen
think cricky that you guys are both
Magic users.
I know that we had that little thing
where we didn't have magic,
but I don't know if the best option
is for both of us to learn how to fight.
But what happens if you're right up in someone's face
like you are to me here
and let's say, let's say I start to threaten you,
what are you going to do?
What are you going to do?
You're going to punch me in the face.
Come on, give me a whack in the face.
Mari, come on, come on.
Mari grabs her walking stick and she spins it.
And when she spins it,
you see that all of a sudden,
all these carvings turn a light blue color
and she cracks Doran across the head
with the helmet and
there's just this shower
of like little like blue sparks shoot
out of there. Okay
okay okay okay
and Doran like falls on his butt and he stands up
he's like yeah but the problem with this
and he yanks the thing out of your hand
he says the problem with this is still magic and he
throws it off to the side
as soon as it leaves her hand the blue disappears
yeah goes Jack do you want to try
All right, Doran, and Jack puts up his fisticuffs and his best impression of the, the, you know,
shadow thief of Waterdeep or whatever from a story because it's definitely not, but he, he throws a punch.
He does not, it does not land.
It doesn't come anywhere near.
He's a little off balance.
Okay, all right.
See, Jack, you're going to want to put back foot there, front foot here.
Now try again.
Come on, I'm right here.
Come on.
Come on.
Connect with me.
Connect with me.
Right here.
He points at his jaw.
He points at his own jaw.
Despite your best efforts, Jack connects.
Yeah.
Lanz a solid one.
But almost, it's like it drops a little low
and he like punches your throat and not your jaw.
It's like it's a good hit.
Oh.
Oh shit.
Sorry.
Whoa.
Also, Betty hit low on a dwarf.
Okay.
Yeah.
Well, he knew he had to go low.
He just didn't great calibrated
how low he needed to go, right?
I remember that.
I remember that one, Jack.
I remember that.
Are you all right?
Oh.
Give me that one, Jack.
How hard did you hit him?
I mean, I figured I might as well give it all I got
because it's Doran.
All right.
Okay.
So that's it.
Go for the neck.
And now you, Mari, let's go.
Come on.
Come on.
I'm not going to punch you in the neck.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Marie is not much of a fighter.
But she does.
She does have three sisters, and she's the second, and she's the second oldest.
Give me what you got.
Let's see your fist.
Let's see that fist.
No, come on, make it tight.
Make a tight fist.
And Dorn's like grabbing your hand.
She sort of like fakes, like she's not going to do it.
And then she just, not as hard as I think she would normally, but she just cracks him across the jaw.
It's still not very strong, though.
She's quite, she's very nudely.
Okay.
I know, I get where you're going for there.
I didn't.
Why does anybody hit anyone?
This hurts your hands so much.
Oh, God.
But you got to do it a few times.
We need our hands for our work.
I know.
How can I?
Just as you are cradling your injured hand, Mari, you hear a howl in the distance.
Back with Red and Veranda.
Red is perched on like a.
birch tree still as anything his eyes as slits scanning the snow looking for veranda are you using
pass without trace yeah i've cast pass without trace and i can rule stealth all right it's a 37
okay great because i rolled 27 and i have passed the truth it's it's a trivial feat red is so
fucking silent he doesn't even know he's there whoa scared myself he's like oh oh
veranda passes underneath a tree close by you and you have a great vantage point red
and she drops to her knees in front of what turns out to be a rabbit burrow the opening to a warren
and she does something with the glass knife that you don't quite see
behind the folds of her robe hidden from your view she's kneeling
and then she drops something on the ground just on the outside of the burrow and in a moment or two
the sniffing curious head of a rabbit protrudes from the hole she raises this glass dagger up high
and plunges it down into the spine of this rabbit and then gathers it up by the ears
this dripping carcass now
looks around
and begins to walk back
in the general direction
towards where the camp is
and then you hear
the howl. Red
turns in the direction of the howl
watches her until she's out of sight
slides down
and begins walking towards her
and like in a real cool guy move
he like pulls the ball of his back
and like fires an arrow to the side
and, like, kills a rabbit,
skips over and picks it up,
and then jogs after her.
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Oh.
No.
No, I love the idea of the necromanic druid who only brings back plants.
But what a life in the city for all of the, like, people who can't care for their houseplants, but still want something tropical, just to be like, no, no, I'll give you a zombie ficus.
Oh, yeah.
She's sought after.
This seems doing really well, although it's pale.
It's too.
And looks dead.
Just the two drops of blood a month.
All you got to put in that.
So I let's go.
Vines coming up from all the other plants, just like snaking over.
Don't let it bite another plant, though.
That's where it really gets in trouble.
Double zombie.
Yes.
Yes.
What was I doing?
Character moment?
I don't remember.
You said we were going to go.
Pay passage.
Oh, oh, yeah.
Pay passage.
That's right.
