Dig It with Jo Whiley and Zoe Ball - 81: Feral Squirrels and Toy Story: Speculum Edition
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Coming up on Digget, what is this story that's just flushed up on our screen in front of us?
Squirrels at vape?
What?
Surely not.
This is what you're doing.
Look, squirrels are now vaping people.
My God, what's happening?
You can be the god puppy mummy.
Pup mummy.
Because I can't have one, so we can just be pup mummy from here.
No, hang on, that sounds weird.
If ever I'm feeling a bit fragile, if everything's getting on top of me,
and I listen to some sad songs, it just destroys me.
And I just need to hear songs with joy in.
The clear plastic speculum was left lying on the kitchen table and was then claimed by my youngest son.
It became his favourite toy. Oh, what? All of that, right after this.
Happy Monday, Joe. Oh, very happy Monday to you. Nice to see your face.
You're looking very spring-like and gorgeous. And so many of our diggers, we run into our diggers all the time, don't we, when we're out and about, all over the place.
And it's so wonderful. I feel like we've got such a lovely community around us.
And this is where we dig in, where we hear from you, because you get in touch with all sorts.
I've had quite a lot of diggers getting in touch about paint colours recently, by the way, in my wallpaper.
Oh, have you?
Which I'm very happy to share if anyone needs to know at all.
Little Green Masquerade.
That's the lounge.
Now, we all know squirrels can be a bit much sometimes.
I've got a gang of squirrels.
I'm now trying to welcome in my garden.
So far, they've only got one of my tulips through the wire.
Well, Leanne's been in touch with a squirrel update.
I'm sorry.
I've got images of a squirrel with a pair of pliers, like wire cutters cutting through the wire.
Seriously.
I will get on eventually.
I will get those bulbs.
Hi, Zoe and Joe.
It's Liam from Manchester.
I just wanted to drop a message about our local school neighbourhood who, when they're not busy terrorising my border tell you fin, they are getting up to all sorts of chocolate shenanigans.
So it's still a while ago when I was walking the dog and one ran past me carrying a flake in his mouth.
At the time, I thought it was having a little bit of a moment
till when I was talking to a neighbour,
she said that she'd watched one recently bury something in the garden that was purple,
and when she dug it up, she had retrieved a well-known brand of chocolate.
Since then, we've had all hosts of treats that we have dug up
as we've been sorting out the borders in summer,
including peanut butter egg, caramel,
and more recently a chocolate truffle.
And it just had me wondering whether yourselves or fellow diggers
had actually come across this yourselves.
And if you haven't, what is the weirdest thing
that you have dug up from your local garden.
Anyhow, take care, keep doing what you are doing.
You're both amazing and really do bring a little bit of sunshine to the week for us.
I'm loving the fact that Leanne's voice is sort of like lowered tones.
Like, you know, they're out there right now.
They can hear me.
So I'm calling this in on the quiet.
It sounds to me, Leanne, like your local squirrels have escaped from the Charlie and the Chocolate
Factory film with Johnny Depp.
Do you remember the squirrels that worked?
Yes, they were in a...
Yes, I do.
Yeah.
With barucas salt.
I have heard of all sorts, but a squirrel eating only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate never tasted before.
I have not...
This is unbelievable.
So it sounds like they're a bit fond of a dairy milk.
Should I leave some little eggs out?
Has anyone else got squirrels that eat chocolate?
This is bonkers.
And things that you've dug up in your garden before.
I mean, I was around in India's my daughter who's moved into a new house.
over the weekend and we were going through her garden and so I was just squealing with delight and going,
oh my God, you've got a crab apple there and goodness says what, but then they're digging down and
they're kind of excavating. And she found this beautiful little fairy doll because the house before
had lots of children in it. And it was one of those that you go to a pottery cafe and you paint
it and obviously a child is taking it down to the bottom of the garden and then it just got buried.
And she dug it up and it was just so sweet and really evocative reminded me of when India used
to do that kind of thing. So she put that up on high. So, okay, if we've got any
Squirrel activity, please share with us.
What is this story that's just flushed up on our screen in front of us?
Squirrels vape?
What?
Surely not.
This is from Andy, who has emailed.
Squirrels are vaping e-cigarettes after mistaking fruity aromas for food.
That makes me so sad.
That's horrific.
That really is horrific.
It has come to this.
Ladies and gentlebeam, be more careful.
Throw your vapes into dustbins, please.
Do you know what?
The vaping thing makes me really cool.
cross. It's like get people off smoking and then get them addicted to something that smells of
coconut or fruit where, because what I've noticed amongst my friends who vape is that they
vape constantly and you get that horrible smelly fog of, oh, kind of black currants.
Sweetness, yeah, yeah. But they do it constantly and I'm like, you are vaping more than you ever
used to smoke. Yeah, I'm sure. But anyway, that's my rant over. But this is what you're doing. Look, squirrels are
now vaping people. My God, what's happening? If you're loving diggits, please hit follow or subscribe
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Recently, Dana got in touch about something called nesting. She was asking whether it might help children
adjust during a divorce. It's where the kids stay in the family home and then the parents take turns
living there instead. And Emma sent us this voice note. Hi, my name's Emma. I'm two years down the line
from splitting from my husband and partner of 28 years.
We had three children.
I instigated nesting and I actually was the one that left the family home.
I rented a little place down the road and we talked about it to the children.
My friend gave me some great advice to talk about having two family bases.
So that's what we did.
We had two family bases and the children stayed in the family home and we
And we came and went and that worked.
I think we must have done that for a few months.
I can't even remember now.
It's also a bit of a blur.
But I was the one that put an end to it.
And even though the place that I was renting was quite small,
in the end, I pushed for the children to come and stay with me because I found it very
difficult in the end.
I found it quite displacing.
But it definitely worked for a period of weeks, maybe a couple of months.
And you might feel differently, but I just felt like returning to the family home every week was extremely painful for me.
And yeah, I felt like I didn't really have a home anywhere.
So it was tricky.
But if you can get through that, get over that.
And if you put a time limit on it, it really helps the children through those early stages of coming to terms and processing what's happened between.
you and they're not having to pack up their things. So just wishing you lots of love,
lots of luck. You will get through it. We don't know how, but we do. So yeah. Thank you, Emma.
You can hear the emotion in her voice there, can't you? The empathy there. She's lived it
and understands completely. Yeah. That whole feeling of feeling like you haven't got a home
must be incredibly difficult. There were a lot of comments on our clip about about this and a lot of
people were saying, you know, that finances can be the reason that people can't leave
because they can't afford to rent another place or get another place and that can keep people
back. And, you know, and I'd also just like to say, just having read some of the comments
when we put a clip up, that we sometimes respond to people's particular situations on the pod
but we are only speaking about our own experience and we are not professing to be experts and we
are not saying that what worked for us particularly would work for everyone.
It's just a conversation.
And I thought it was really important to say that, you know, everyone's experience is different.
And it can be so devastating and heartbreaking.
And some people have to stay and some people can't stay any longer.
So I know everyone's experience is really different.
But I just wanted to say thank you for trusting us and talking to us about this.
And Emma, thank you, because I know your message will be of great comfort to many of our diggers who are listening.
No, it doesn't devalue your experience, whatever your situation.
The pain is still very, very real for whatever reason.
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We have an email from Laura. Hi, Laura. She says, I'm a mum to four children and I work as a GP.
My children are now age 20, 18, 15 and 8 years old. That's quite a gang.
When my eldest two, both girls were in their early teens. We were discussing vaginal
examinations and how they're done. I was explaining about a speculum. We have a very open relationship,
which is so good to hear. They ask all sorts of medical questions regularly. I brought an
unused speculum home to show them what it looked like so it would seem less scary. It did the
trick and they were suitably happy. The clear plastic speculum was left lying on the kitchen table
after our chat and was then claimed by my youngest son who was three or four at the time.
Oh, this is too good. It became his favourite toy. Oh, what? And he would take it everywhere for a few
weeks. That happens with kids, doesn't it? Whatever that toy is, they're inseparable.
The cafes, the library and the park.
Often women, never men, would regularly ask, is he playing with what I think he's playing with?
It caused a lot of giggles and good humour.
It is still knocking about the house somewhere in a toy box.
Oh my gosh.
Laura in Aberdeenshire, your family sound fabulous.
How wonderful to have a doctor in the house to answer all tricky questions.
Laura, we shall turn to you forever now for any of our.
doctor questions.
But yeah, what about your kids?
Did they have strange toys?
No, honestly, I think this is where we really need our diggers to get in touch and share
with us because they will have untold stories.
There will be things, weird things that they were obsessed with.
I can't think of anything that mine were obsessed with that was out of the ordinary.
It was kind of, it was bears and it was diggers and dinosaurs.
I think that pretty much summed up.
But I can't think of anything particularly unusual, but I bet our diggers have.
Yeah, my son's friends at school playing kids.
catch with something that might have been double-ended. I think that was a thing for a while.
I don't know where it came from, but it was a thing. And then Woody would tell me the hilarious
stories about this thing being lobbed about. I was like, really, I don't think this is
suitable. Can you not find? And he'd be like, mum, it doesn't concern you. Don't worry about it.
I was like, I don't want to hear this story. I don't think this is very savoury.
Oh, gosh. Talking of small inanimate objects that you either love or you hate,
Amy has been in touch
and she said I'm an art graduate
I believe I've got relatively good taste
and I love gnomes
I'm very happy for you Amy
I've inherited my late grandmother's
and have been cultivating a collection
inspired by one specifically
a gnome that reminds me of my dearly
departed dad
he comes to festivals with us
he stays inside in the winter
and ventures out in the summer
we call him Prog Rock Brian
I might be converted here
Brian was his full name
he quietly helped me fall in love with music, hence the reference.
Gnomes rock, quite literally, Gnomes rock.
That is from Amy and she sent us a photos.
If you're watching, I can see Prog Rock Brie.
Come on, Prog Rock Brigh.
He is going to start many a conversation at a festival.
Can you see, look at him, he's lovely, he's got star glasses.
He's holding a guitar.
And of course, hat on, fingers in the air.
The rock hand gesture, yeah.
There he is.
That is such a lovely story.
that's the thing, isn't it? Things that remind us of loved ones. And that's a great reason to be
into gnomes. I like this. We've had a lovely update from Michelle, who recently got in touch,
asking for uplifting songs for her cancer recovery. She says, thank you so much for including my
email in your podcast. Last Monday was my worst day in terms of pain. And the mention and song
suggestions gave me a much needed lift. I'm pleased report that I'm recovering well.
and find it hard to believe that it's only two weeks since my surgery.
I was also told yesterday that they managed to remove the tumour with clear margins,
which is the news I was hoping for. That is great news.
I'll need treatment, of course, but feel very reassured by the amazing team at guys.
I've added the tracks to my playlist.
It's amazing the difference that music can make.
I promised to my husband that as soon as I'm able, I'll be joining him in the garden,
which has also been inspired by Joe.
Zoe's passion for plants. Have a great day and thanks again. Michelle, you're a warrior and we are
sending you so much love and I hope you're healing fast, lovely and that your treatment,
continued treatment isn't too harrowing for you, gorgeous girl. And it's really good to hear
you know positive stories for people having treatment for cancer because it can be so
overwhelming when you get that diagnosis initially. Yeah, we've made a new Spotify playlist by the
way with all our uplifting song suggestions. I sat on the train on a long journey the other day and I just
at the time of my life.
Because I think if ever I'm feeling a bit fragile,
if everything's getting on top of me,
and I listen to some sad songs,
it just destroys me.
And I just, I need to hear songs with joy in,
with a bit of an upbeat feel to them.
So I was going through,
and I was picking my very, very favourite.
So if you go to Dig It Uplifting on Spotify,
you'll find our favourite songs.
And we'll just keep adding to those.
You know, as we remember them,
as we hear different things,
we'll add to it all the time.
So if you are ever down in the dumps,
if you're going through something that's really difficult,
if there is sadness around you,
then just stick our playlist on in the background
and hopefully it will make a difference.
I mean, we can't guarantee, but hopefully it'll make a bit of a difference.
So it's dig it uplifting on Spotify.
You can find a link to it as well, by the way, in the show notes.
It's there.
Yeah, and if you put Joe's show on at 7 o'clock every night,
you do the shiny happy playlist, don't you?
I do.
Shiny.
I'm a pro.
You are a pro.
I try.
Zoe, next time I talk to you,
we will know which puppy we're getting from our litter
because we are getting.
getting the big reveal. We've been following their progress. We get her. Hopefully, I think we're
getting a little girl. On the 19th of April, which is my dad's birthday. So it's not long to wait now,
but we find out which one from the litter we're getting. And oh my God, every single day,
we're just literally hanging on every move. I know, me too. I feel emotional. I'm sort of like
being one person removed from the family. But we're going to get to see this pup.
You can be the god puppy mummy. Pup mummy. Because I can't have one.
So we can just be pup mommy from here.
No, hang on, that sounds weird.
Well, I can't wait for that.
Have a nice few days and we'll see you, see each other on Wednesday, yeah?
Yep, I'll see you on Wednesday.
Love you lots. See you next time.
Bye.
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