Digital Social Hour - Banned from Social Media: The Truth About My Controversial Posts I Kirill Was Here DSH #464

Episode Date: May 17, 2024

🚫 Banned from Social Media: The Truth About My Controversial Posts 🚫 In this explosive episode, Karill, aka the Sl*t Whisperer, finally comes to the show to talk about the jaw-dropping moment...s that got him banned from social media! From outrageous party antics to leaking fake Drake footage, nothing is off-limits.  Ever wondered what goes down at a Sl*t Whisperer party? Karill spills all the chaotic details, including the infamous Hoboken incident that shook the nightlife scene. We dive deep into the healing powers of nature, ancient civilizations, and even touch on time travel theories! With candid discussions on going sober, busting adult industry myths, and even the possibility of humans going extinct, this episode is packed with controversial and compelling content. Don't miss out on the wild stories and insights that only Karill can deliver. APPLY TO BE ON THE PODCAST: https://forms.gle/D2cLkWfJx46pDK1MA BUSINESS INQUIRIES/SPONSORS: Jenna@DigitalSocialHour.com SPONSORS: Deposyt Payment Processing: https://www.deposyt.com/seankelly PS Condoms: https://www.psgoodtimes.com/discount/Podcast10 ✨ Get an exclusive look at PS's revolutionary condoms that promise a more natural and pleasurable experience. Use discount code **PODCAST10** for 10% off your order at psgoodtimes.com! Watch now and join the conversation! 🥂👀 #Podcast #SeanKelly #DigitalSocialHour #ControversialPosts #BannedFromSocialMedia #InfluencerSuccess #InfluencerCommunity #InfluencerMarketingTips #InfluencerLifestyle #ControversialPosts CHAPTERS: 0:00 - Intro 0:39 - Kirill’s Mexican Jail Experience 1:19 - Kirill’s Brand Evolution 4:18 - Kirill’s Craziest Party Stories 8:20 - Kirill’s Cancellation Experience 9:06 - Kirill’s Party Animal Days 10:09 - Kirill’s Parents Thoughts on His Career 10:38 - Faking Your Death Stunt 16:49 - Selling Butt Plugs Business 19:40 - Favorite Merch Creation 22:30 - Launching Your Podcast 23:18 - Charleston White Discussion 26:54 - Russian Pride and Heritage LISTEN ON: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/digital-social-hour/id1676846015 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5Jn7LXarRlI8Hc0GtTn759 Sean Kelly Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/seanmikekelly/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 her skirt goes all the way up and he starts her what but if this is at the bar so there's patrons at the bar yeah and so there's like people eye level with legitimate like a like a birth canal in their face at midnight on a friday at a party everyone starts filming they throw the couple out and the next like literally within hours it's everywhere this episode is presented by ps guys are you sick of using products that aren't effective or even good for you ps has created products for men you actually want to use go to psgoodtimes.com and use discount code podcast 10 for 10 off your order got him on the podcast finally carol was here aka the slut whisperer coming off mexican release, right?
Starting point is 00:00:46 Yeah, you know, I can't really talk about that yet, but sure. Wow. Yeah. I never know when you post what the hell's going on, man. Yeah, sometimes I don't either.
Starting point is 00:00:55 You know, it's... I was trying to find a way to justify everything I do. And I think the easiest way to make people understand is it's wrestling. Wrestling? What do you mean by that?
Starting point is 00:01:08 Just theater. Right? You got to have a little bit of suspension of disbelief and everything. Yeah. And, you know, it's wrestling. You know it's fake. Yeah, you're one of the best at garnering attention, man.
Starting point is 00:01:21 Some of your posts get 10,000 comments. I'm like, ****. Yeah, I mean, you know, I'm in the business of like poking the bear. Yeah. You almost got me with the Drake leak. Dude, do you know how like,
Starting point is 00:01:36 I don't know if I can even say this, retarded. Do you know how retarded people were believing me that I, of all people, had Drake's p***s. And I'm the one that leaked it. And I posted it and it got like 80,000 likes.
Starting point is 00:01:52 People messaging me being like, yo, Kirill, this is so crazy. Do you have more footage? I'm like, are you guys? Like, I'm the guy. I'm the guy with Drake's p***s. TMZ was hitting you up for that leak. Yeah, so if you believe half the s*** I I say it's mostly on you at this point, that goes to your brand,
Starting point is 00:02:08 right? Assholes live forever. Yeah. Embrace it. That's it. My Instagram slut whisper. What do you expect? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:14 Like you're not going to get people coming to my page and they're like, Oh, this is crazy. I'm like, what this, this isn't like, you know, Jerry or whatever.
Starting point is 00:02:22 Like the safe ones are PG, right? This is slut whisper. It's or whatever the safe ones are. PG. Right? This is Slut Whisperer. It's like in the name. Yeah. You have parties and there are some sluts there, right? Yeah. Not a lot of whispering.
Starting point is 00:02:32 Yeah. Not a lot. Or yelling. You still having those? Yeah. Because you're pushing 40, man. Yeah. I'm 40 in June.
Starting point is 00:02:40 You know, when I was much younger, I was like like, oh my God, it'll be so weird. The older I get that I'm still going to be doing this. Yeah. But I'm like, wait, why won't I want to have a good time? The older I get and I get paid for it. Like, are you me? Why would I give up that revenue stream? I might be old, but I'm more Jewish than I am creepy.
Starting point is 00:03:03 Yeah. Yeah. Not many people get paid to party. I can't think of. No, most people pay to party. So it's kind of, you know, it would be rude of me not to go. Yeah. So people are paying you to show up and do what exactly?
Starting point is 00:03:14 All right. So it's like basically for anyone who doesn't understand how people with no talent get paid at nightclubs such as myself, right? If you're not a DJ, if you're not a performer of some sort, everyone knows how they make money at nightclub. They just get paid. They do their thing. Then there's a whole section of people in nightlife who just get paid
Starting point is 00:03:31 because they're just, people want to come see them be there, right? The Kim Kardashians, right? The Paris Hiltons. Kevin Hart might do his birthday party at a nightclub, and they know that that's going to draw X amount more bodies. Club makes more money. Kevin Hart gets paid. Same thing works for me, except I needed to come up with a little gimmick.
Starting point is 00:03:51 My whole thing is I pour champagne on girls. I used to take photos of it. Now, you know, it went on Instagram, or now it barely even goes there because of all the, you know, censorship. But essentially, I get paid to show up, turn the normal party into way crazier chaos, X amount of more people show up. And that's, you know, I basically get paid on the extra money I'm assuming the club would make off of me being there. Nice. That makes sense, man. What are some of the craziest parties you've been part of?
Starting point is 00:04:21 Okay. Well, the most famous one is I had the hoboken incident which is uh you know you as a jersey friend um i don't know if you ever partied in hoboken i was too young hoboken's like a really cute it's like almost boston within the new york city area because it's just brownstones it's it's pretty you have a gorgeous view of manhattan a lot of bro culture they almost call it like a fifth year of college yeah essentially everyone out there's like a young professional a lot of bars and i would do parties at this awesome bar it was so easy i lived in manhattan it was a 15 minute ride once a month this episode is presented by ps guys are you sick of using products that aren't effective or even good for you?
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Starting point is 00:05:36 His wife's like a 10. And he's like, yeah, we're going to pour champagne on my wife tonight. I'm like, okay, okay. This happens a lot, by the way. That guys will show up with their girlfriend and be excited to be like, please, baptize her. Is that a cock move or is it? I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:05:55 You know what I mean? At the end of the day, if I go with my girl to Vegas and we go to a male strip show, I'd be like, yeah, go up on that f***ing chair. I don't care. Okay. Right? If you have a chance to strip show and I go up on that chair. I don't care. Right. Like if you have a chance to make out with usher up on that stage, like,
Starting point is 00:06:09 dude, why would I deny you that? That's not a cuck move. Like if you're just making out with a random dude at the club, fine. But dude, that's a great story. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:17 If ushers, we only have one life to live. We come on. Yeah. You know what I mean? Everyone has celebrity pass, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:24 Or multiple. Yeah yeah so going back to that story though what happened with them um okay we're hanging out we're hanging out i start doing the champagne thing this is like a midnight i climb onto the bar and this guy carries his wife onto the bar throws her onto it. I start pouring champagne. Her skirt goes all the way up and he starts f***ing her. What? But this is at the bar,
Starting point is 00:06:51 like that level. So there's patrons at the bar. Yeah. And so there's like people eye level with legitimate, like a birth canal in their face at midnight on a Friday at a party. Everyone starts filming.
Starting point is 00:07:08 They throw the couple out. And the next, like literally within hours, it's everywhere. Everywhere. The mayor of Hoboken called it an affront to human decency. The club closed. Damn, you closed down the club? Yeah, I've closed a few clubs.
Starting point is 00:07:21 That club closed. I think people are like, I think it's going to become a church. I'm like, Jesus Christ. I mean, there'd be way worse things happening there then. I'm freaking out because it's like on the news now. And I'm like, my career is over because who wants to go to a Slut Whisperer party if that happens, right? I'm like, gigs are going to start canceling.
Starting point is 00:07:48 The only silver lining to this story is. Like more news broke. About who the couple was. Because it went from like sexual assault. At a party. Where I'm like they're married. They were both in on it. This isn't like a random guy. He turned out to be a police officer.
Starting point is 00:08:02 No. From Philly. No way. So it went instantly from. Kirill's party is insane and oh my God to why are the police acting like this? So my whole, it literally blew over in like a week and it became at least a funny enough story for me to, you know, talk about. Wow. You survived a couple cancellation times, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:23 I mean, I don't have red tape. I really work for myself. So it's kind of hard to cancel me. You know what I mean? No sponsors telling you what to do? Yeah. No one's ever given me money to promote anything. Speaking of. You know, so it's just kind of like, you know, it's the same mentality that I guess like Shane Gillis had about being canceled on SNL. It's like, dude, I get it. But I also need the outrage to fuel whatever I'm doing.
Starting point is 00:08:54 Right. Because if no one was upset about anything I did, then what have I done? Right. You know, I'm not really hurting anyone. Yeah, you're not. You know, consenting adults being covered in champagne or, you know, funny words on a T a t-shirt yeah so were you like the party animal in high school college no dude i was a dork you serious uh yeah i wanted to be a disney animator my whole life went to college for animation hated it loved stand-up comedy my whole life decided to drop out of college to hang out
Starting point is 00:09:21 with comedians in new york i was like, I'll do anything. Graphic design, film, anything. I just want to hang out with funny people. At that time, I also met a DJ. He started taking me to clubs. I was getting drunk at clubs at like 23, 24. After a while, I was like, this is boring. I'm not doing anything. I always had a little camera.
Starting point is 00:09:42 I was like, all right, I guess I'll just start taking photos. And I started taking party photos. And I was like, all right, I guess I'll just start taking photos. And I started taking party photos. And I built out, Kirill was here. And that's when I became kind of a degenerate. That is truly, I didn't like start partying really until 24. Damn. Yeah. Pretty late.
Starting point is 00:09:58 I was always just like a nerdy little Russian Jewish kid in New Jersey who like had to worry about school and, you know, immigrant parents. Like I wasn't allowed to party like american kids yeah so what do your parents think of this right now now they totally get it because they see it everywhere right they see the merch everywhere to them like oh yeah this is the american dream to them you know and back to the whole like offended they don't get any of that either right my parents like stood in line for bread in russia so to them being like upset about words like there are so many worse problems than damn but you know the american culture world yeah racks and riches right yeah
Starting point is 00:10:38 and on the way you were dave chappelle's photographer right no well no i shot a lot of comedians and then as of the like you know lately i haven't been doing that grind um but i am chris rock's photographer okay yeah which is great which basically being dave's photographer too because they tore together so much yeah that's the guy who got slapped right yes he did were you there that night no what would you have done yeah bro that was a wild night because the night he got slapped is the night i pulled my april fool's prank of me faking my own death so you were both so it was like crazy because both our camps like talk because we're friendly and they're like girl you're nuts and they're like oh my god can't believe this happened and all in one night wow
Starting point is 00:11:21 um yeah what was the goal with faking your own death you know so here's the thing black friday's dead right no one shops black friday anymore yeah it's constantly a sale all year round your favorite brands who've never done discounts do them so we needed to find a way to kind of do our own sale at a point where we're not really competing with everyone so april fools kind of became our thing because uh i mean that's what we do we just pull pranks on our fans and uh just trying to one-up them every year faking my death was a pretty crazy one you found out you're real friends i'm sure you know what's cool i did get to see it's fun to see i don't know if you ever
Starting point is 00:12:11 had the fantasy of being like i want to attend my own funeral just to see who the f**k shows up i feel like that's a common thought right i got to experience it yeah so you found out who was riding with you it happened during um ultra weekend in miami so they said that there were like molly circles of like edm kids like weeping like who else did right just coming down they're like did you hear the news i was just like oh my god this is amazing that is nuts yeah wow my mom forgot to tell half her family damn yeah when she picked up the phone normal everyone's like oh she must be in shock she's like what are you guys talking about the carill she's like oh yeah so anyway so she knew before you were doing she knew i had i had a whole list of people i called i had
Starting point is 00:12:56 like 150 friends i had to damn and did any of them leak it no but even if they did it's like i'm just trying to talk to my audience at the end of the day i didn't want to upset you know my friends and family yeah i'm just trying to hit the pocket of fans that are dumb enough to believe some of the we do and at the end of the day what's happening you're buying merch at a discounted price and you're getting what you got you know there's no rug sold a ton of merch that week yeah how long did how many days did you say you were you were dead quote oh i was dead for a week, man. It was rough. It was rough, man. Couldn't leave the house.
Starting point is 00:13:28 I'm not that famous. True. Yeah, I mean, if I left the house, I'd be like, okay, one guy found out that I'm still alive. Yeah, it was rough. It was fun. It's one of those things where I'm glad we did it, and it was terrifying going through it. Yeah. Every creator tries to immerse the dude.
Starting point is 00:13:48 Why do you think you were able to just crush it so hard? I have no exit strategy. It's kind of like, or no backup plan, essentially. Like you said, how long can I keep partying? That does have a lifespan. Outside of like, sure sure i want to get black out and have fun with my friends till i'm 80. i feel like we're all kind of 1920 in our brain no matter how old we get so i think i'll always want to have a good time but maybe i won't get
Starting point is 00:14:14 paid for it right and i want to be okay with that because there'll be nothing sadder than 70 year old corral having to go on tour right so i kind of do, this is wild. I heard that Dylan Francis was doing merch. It was like 2016, 17. And someone told me that he had done like 30 grand in sales in a month. I'm like, what dude, that'd be insane to just do merch and like one day make that kind of money.
Starting point is 00:14:40 So started doing a little bit of my own merch. It did fine. It was like, you know, gambling money. I used started doing a little bit of my own merch. It did fine. It was like, you know, gambling money. I used it for a little bit. Then I really settled down,
Starting point is 00:14:51 came up with the name Assholes Live Forever because I was like, first of all, here's the one thing. The only word of advice I can give any creator who's doing merch is you lose your ego
Starting point is 00:15:00 and talk to an audience larger than you have. Right? I could have done Kirill was your merch but that would have only talked to carill was your fans facts assholes live forever my grandma a seven-year-old anyone can read this understand the mission statement laugh at it love it hate it and they don't need to know who the f**k i am to buy it and that's what you want you want something
Starting point is 00:15:23 that is going to speak to a larger audience than you have that's smart yeah you probably have people wearing that that don't even know about you right right dude 100 i'll have people be like not even realize it's mine in public i'm like that's my favorite because i know that then that's working you know what i mean and a lot of creators have the ego of like let me just put my name on everything and you're like dude who the wants that doesn't work long many f*** your face shirts do I need in my closet, right? Because the problem with running merch, people don't realize, is that it needs to be a sustainable business day in, day out. A business can't operate on spikes and fat like this. You can't have, like, your warehouse busy one day and dead one day.
Starting point is 00:16:03 It kind of needs a little consistency. And so you not only need to constantly create inventory and create new products because how do you get the same person to own 700 of your things, right? Have a consistent customer instead of, you know, most infirmars do like three t-shirts, a hat, and the thing. And they're like, killer drop. And you're like, dude, you can't make any money doing that. You find a new warehouse yet? looking yeah for things damn we got to get you on man and maybe canada you thinking or us no no canada's way worse like you do you ever deal with stripe yeah payment holds yeah they're basically canada stripe is canadian oh i didn't know with shopify and all that damn yeah yeah i've had so many payment holds on Stripe, dude.
Starting point is 00:16:46 I have a $200,000 PayPal revolving hold. PayPal's the worst. I mean, that's just a given you're going to get a hold on PayPal. I can't. Yeah. You also tried selling butt plugs for a bit, right? Still do. Okay.
Starting point is 00:17:00 How are those doing? Good. You know, butt plugs are funny because i mean they're just funny i mean the brand's called assholes live forever i don't think anyone trusts us to give them sex products i think they trust us to give them like fun products yeah so the butt plug's fun because of the branding but we also did anal ring toss anal ring which is essentially a butt plug but with like a stick coming out of it. And then you get like six rings and you can put it in someone and kind of have a little.
Starting point is 00:17:30 Oh, interesting. Yeah, I'll show you a video. Yeah, I'd love to see a video. We'll try to put it up on the screen. Dude, we stole this German chick who used to work for, I think Tesla, one of Elon Musk's company. And all she does is 3D design for us. How much shit do we have? Like not enough. I think Tesla, one of Elon Musk's company, and all she does is 3D design for us. How much shit do we have?
Starting point is 00:17:48 Like, not enough. So we're constantly just coming up for dumb things to attach to these butt plugs to make content with. Wow. And a big popular one is a jump rope. Jump rope. So you put, like, a butt plug in the chick's butt. Yeah. Then you have someone on the other end.
Starting point is 00:18:08 Wow. Spinning it. And then you can jump in. I got to see a video of that, man. That sounds fascinating. Butt plugs. Really, really pushing the envelope of. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:19 Changing the sex toy industry, man. You should be the face of the butt plug. Whoever the biggest butt plug company is should sponsor you. I don't know who, babe. I don't even use them, so I don't know. I don't use toys. Yeah, butt plugs are f***ing weird. I'm not a fan. Like, I understand, you know.
Starting point is 00:18:33 I actually don't understand them. What's the point? What's the point of plugging your butt? I was never a butt guy. You know, like, butt stuff for you or for the girl? For me. Yeah, hell no. Nah.
Starting point is 00:18:44 Mine's an exit only yeah yeah some girls like sticking their fingers there and stuff like i understand that's where they say like the prostate is and that's where we will like the g-spot right but it's like louis ck has this joke about it like hey i once was on the sidewalk in china and i saw a barrel of duck and he's like i wanted to try them but i knew what if I tried them? I fell in love with them. And now I have a craving for duck when I'm back in LA. So I'm like,
Starting point is 00:19:11 maybe I don't want things in my, because I'm afraid of the doors that will open. Wow. It's one of the goals, which is why I think why like billionaires end up going to Epstein's Island and kids is because at that point they've reached every level of sex. And now they're just yeah they need to do a study on that actually yeah find out why like i'm okay with the sex i have being as old school good old american no in my butt yeah i'm with you on that, man. Do you have a favorite merch design you've ever made?
Starting point is 00:19:53 You know, dude, one of my favorites, just because it's like, I like things that are like always be relevant. We did one that's like a Patron logo and it just says shoot tequila, not kids. Right. And I like merch that annoys people and they're angry without understanding the message because that makes me happy where people are like, you can't be joking about that. And you're like, yes, I understand that school shootings are bad, but this is clearly saying they're bad. Yeah. Are you immune to just social media hate at this point? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:24 I missed it. The internet got a little soft for like two years i think it's starting to come back a little bit it's getting a little angrier yeah for a minute it was a little soft like i would i used to love finding hate in the comments and calling it out and it was a little bit too much love for like when did it get soft was that during yeah i think so. Interesting. You got banned off what? Twitter? Yep.
Starting point is 00:20:48 TikTok? Are you banned on YouTube? No, we're on YouTube. I have a Snapchat, but I got kicked off Snapchat. I got kicked off of Twitter. That's surprising because Twitter, I feel like, lets you post. Oh, is this before Elon, though? Dude, yeah, this is like... you should try again with him on there
Starting point is 00:21:05 i'm just you know it's just annoying to rebuild yeah you had a big following at the time it was like 200 000 and like 2013 14 i got kicked off for making a fat joke that's literally yeah against the fat girl who had an immense no pun intended audience the fact that huge youtuber i didn't even realize it nine years ago the fact that you still remember this is hilarious yeah it was my if that was the way i want i could go out on twitter that was the way yeah yeah yeah it can't really top that fat chicks what do you think about them still you know what's funny is like i have no problem with fat people like i literally genuinely i'm fat like i genuinely get along with everybody but um whatever i'm
Starting point is 00:21:51 saying in the pursuit of humor like dude you gotta like understand that's not personal yeah that's just like you that's just a fodder for a joke i feel that i feel like comedians are walking on eggshells these days. Yeah, I think Jim Jeffries said it. He's like, there's a difference between what I think and what I think is funny. Right? Like, I think **** is horrible, but I think **** jokes could be funny.
Starting point is 00:22:16 Yeah, people can't draw that personal distinction, right? Sometimes people are not able to control their emotions anymore because everyone's been given a voice and no one has any more inner monologue before they... Yeah. They think they're being attacked. You're filming your show out here in LA, right?
Starting point is 00:22:33 Your podcast? Oh, yeah. I just saw you had Mickey Mace on. Love Mickey. What did you think of him? He gets interesting comments on social media. I think Mickey Mace is a perfect social media character. He always gives you something to talk about.
Starting point is 00:22:51 That's true. Which is the most important thing in social media. Especially that we're all making content for the algorithm now. Yeah. It used to be like we're making content for people. But now we're all just trying to be like, what's going to kick that algorithm into play so the people can see it right so mickey mace is great for that right covered in tattoos
Starting point is 00:23:10 has outlandish stories you know just a character yeah easy easy visual clickbait too absolutely pops off and you just had charleston white on yep fake eyeball i didn't know he had a fake eye until that clip dude that's how good the tech's getting yeah that is nuts but also like how gay is it to look in a grown man's eyes that often i wouldn't know if you had eyes this entire interview right i could just be yeah i didn't even know you had eyeballs yeah no for real i guess guys aren't looking at other guys eyeballs yeah that's a good point even girls should do that more often what eyeballs just look at each other's eyes it's kind of gay though right is it you don't think it is i don't know like i'm trying to do it with you but yeah it's gay right i don't know i guess that's the thing like what's is this the gayest thing
Starting point is 00:23:58 that two men could do without eye contact yeah probably without without any touch without just looking at each other right i can't think of anything gay or no maybe licking ice cream in front of each other yeah but we'd still be making eye contact right that's the eye contact that makes it weird wow yeah i just avoid it with guys yeah that's why i think like rappers wear sunglasses dude facts i just had a rapper on and you're right they just wear sunglasses and be like yeah you can't even. Because they don't want to look soft.
Starting point is 00:24:26 No way. Yeah, they got to keep that persona which kind of sucks because everyone's human. Right. Have you ever been in a nightclub?
Starting point is 00:24:32 It's dark as is and then with sunglasses on? Dude, you can't see. It's like literally. Yeah, you can't see. I can't even see
Starting point is 00:24:38 girls in the club. You know? Thank God. Thank God. You ever been in a club when the lights turn on because you're there so late? Oh my God. Yeah, dude, can you imagine been in a club when the lights turn on because you're there oh my god yeah dude can you imagine i try to leave before lights turn on so she doesn't catch me in
Starting point is 00:24:50 the light oh my gosh i've had some traumatic experiences yeah but you gotta just you know as a guy you gotta chalk it up to the game yeah we're in a numbers game you think so we're in a con we're in a um quantity not quality did you chase a lot of quantity when you were younger? Quantity? I would take anything that's given to me. Damn. I'm the king of a three-year, one-night stand. Meaning if a girl f***ed me, and I found her remotely attractive, and she was interesting enough, and we both vibed.
Starting point is 00:25:18 For that little period, it would turn into a three-year relationship. Wow. Because I would just be like, oh, let's hang out tomorrow. And how about the next day? And then all of a sudden, you're just having a good time, and you're like,-year relationship. Wow. Because I would just be like, oh, let's hang out tomorrow. And how about the next day? And then all of a sudden, you're just having a good time. And you're like, oh, OK. Damn. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:30 So you've got to be in the hundreds. That's impressive, man. Hundreds of what, girls? Yeah. No. No, come on. No way. I mean, if you're partying every night.
Starting point is 00:25:39 I was. And girls are probably drooling over you, to be honest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But no. I was still a job when I was partying. I don't know, dude. It's always so weird when guys talk about body counts. You think so?
Starting point is 00:25:54 You don't think so? That, I think, is gay. When dudes brag about ****, I think it's literally the gayest thing a man can do. It's like, I'm good at it. You want me to do a bunch of ****? I'm like, bro, why are you bragging to me? Like, what am I supposed to do with that information? Look at you like you're cool.
Starting point is 00:26:09 Yeah. It's one of those things. Like when you brag about dick size too, it's kind of weird. Yeah. You're like, why would I care about your ****? Yeah. Well, some guys do, but just accept your fate, you know? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:21 Work with what you got. Are you like drinking, drinking during these parties yeah oh so you're drinking yeah because have you ever talked to drunk people while sober drunk yeah it's a nightmare plus they're my fans so they're crazy they you know a little bit of like they're a little hillbilly-ish too so also you know it's hard to show up to these places and not do shots with everyone right without being called for lack of a better term you know the it's hard to show up to these places and not do shots with everyone. Right. Without being called for lack of a better term,
Starting point is 00:26:47 you know, the F word. So yeah, but I enjoy it. I'm Russian. It's part of my DNA. I have a blast. I really do because it went from just being a party to now it's almost like a
Starting point is 00:27:01 meet and greet for March too. Yeah. Yeah. The Russian definitely helps those people drink straight vodka out there, i don't know how they do it i don't think they have a choice it sucks yeah it's cold and what are you gonna do there yeah might as well be blackout for it have you been there i was born there oh you were born i was six when i came to america and never been back wow i don't really have russian. Really? There's like, I think that's the laziest personality trait in people is bragging about things they can't control. Right?
Starting point is 00:27:33 When they're like, oh my God, I'm an Italian, American, gay, and proud. You're like, none of those things are in your control, so you claim. So it's like being like, I have five fingers. You're like, sweet. What else is interesting about you i feel that though because some people are from a culture but they don't really give a shit about it yeah like okay it's a lot of baggage growing up my mom was like yo if she someone stepped over me she's like step back over you're not gonna grow i'm like are you a rational human
Starting point is 00:27:59 being yeah like all these weird superstitions they bring dude those russians fight i used to watch russian uh car fight compilations on youtube oh my god have you seen those dude they're the best russians are out of their mind yeah they're so polite too so after they knock you out they'll drag your body to like some grass and lay your head down you know it's pretty interesting they're gentlemen yeah it's very cool those russians man i mean don't mess with them but yeah you know i'm a tame one but i definitely have family members that are not oh yeah i bet well dude it's been a blast anything you want to promote or close off with um yeah guys just go buy merch assholes live forever.com um i'm sure you'll find something you love i'm gonna wrap that up my future episode those are dope oh i'm gonna send you a box
Starting point is 00:28:44 whatever you need. Oh yeah, thanks bro. Thanks for coming on. Thanks for watching guys. Assholes live forever. Thanks for watching.

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