Digital Social Hour - Behind the Chair: Candid Conversations with Kara Fades | Digital Social Hour #2
Episode Date: March 14, 2023In today's episode, we're joined by Kara Fades, the talented hairdresser who's been making waves on TikTok. Kara charges a cool $125 for her haircuts and even treats her clients to a hand massage whil...e they sit in her chair. But today's topic of discussion is whether Kara should charge even more for her top-notch services. Along with co-hosts Matt and Ari Gold, we dive into a variety of topics, ranging from business ideas to the appearance of Daddy Long Neck. We even brainstorm some possible names for a new business venture that offers haircuts and adult services in Nevada. But we don't stop there. We also talk about the ups and downs of being an influencer, the potential market for butthole shaves (yes, you read that right), and the merits of OnlyFans beyond adult content. Kara also opens up about nicking a client's genitals during a haircut and confesses to doing one happy ending. But don't worry, she assures us that it's not as sexual as people might think. Intrigued yet? I thought so. So go ahead and listen to this wild and hilarious episode now. Trust me, you won't regret it. TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Kara Fades charges $125 for haircuts and massages 03:43 A humorous conversation about a massage parlor's services 07:27 Men discussing micro-penises in the context of haircutting 10:55 Discussion about cutting hair and only fans 17:07 A conversation about Anthony Davis' unibrow and expensive facial treatment. 20:56 Possible business prospect combining haircut and strip club 23:55 Using TikTok as a platform to maximize accessibility and increase revenue Sean Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/seanmikekelly Kara Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/karasfades/ Ari Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/arigoldeth/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/digitalsocialhour/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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All right, here we are on the Digital Social Hour.
Today I have with me a special guest, Cara Fades.
Hi, guys.
Along with my co-host, Ari Gold.
What's going on, everybody?
How we doing, everyone?
Good.
We also have Matt here.
Hey, how are you?
Matt, do you have an Instagram?
You got anything?
No.
No?
Oh, just Matt.
Okay.
Just Matt. This is just Matt.
So, Kara, how are we doing today?
I'm good.
I'm ready to shave his face.
How did you get into this?
Well, I've been cutting hair for eight years, and I blew up on TikTok for it, for sitting
on somebody, and then I just realized there's a market for it for sitting on somebody and then i just like realized
like there's a market for it this is the bag right here do you charge extra you charge extra
for the whole sit setup okay okay well are we talking like a 30 oh wait starting like for a
haircut 125 and then like after the haircut i'll sit on you and like massage your hands and you're you know just for 125 bucks yeah just vip package uh i mean i'm i'm just saying i pay 100 100 bucks
for a haircut and i'm i'm i ain't getting shit i'm just getting a fucking haircut so i'll charge
you 200 then yeah i mean maybe not me i'm jewish so i'm cheap you know i don't know if i can afford
that but i will say this.
Definitely, you could be scaling that at a different price range.
I'm for certain.
Charge extra for the massage and all that.
Well, now that I'm in Las Vegas, I feel like it's different.
People in L.A. would obviously pay more, but Las Vegas, they're cheaper.
I feel like that's backwards.
No?
No.
No?
Are we?
No?
Depends how drunk they are.
I don't know.
I mean, it also depends on, you know, where you're doing this at.
I feel like you'd probably get yelled at if you were poaching at, like, the casinos, you know?
No, I do it at my house.
Oh.
They come to her.
Oh, shit.
So you're just like, all right, come over to my crib.
I'll come.
Well, it's like a gated community.
It's nice.
Okay, okay. It's, like, special.
Why'd you come to Vegas from L.A.?
I just thought that i would
do better here because like you know there's strippers here like i don't know i didn't really
find a i didn't think i would like fit in la but honestly i have like way more clientele in la
okay yeah i saw you did aiden ross how did that collab happen that was cool how did how did you
two get in touch with each other um he hit me up. Slid in the DMs.
Wow.
He let me shave his private area.
Oh, my God.
But he wouldn't.
Yeah, he did.
But he wouldn't let me film it.
Did we have to edit that?
Did we have to bleep that out?
No, he didn't even pay me.
Whoa.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
And he said that he pays his barber 3K.
Whoa.
He pays his barber 3K.
So hold on.
Let me get this straight.
You sat on him, shaved him up, shaved his pee pee.
I shaved his chest, his private area.
His manhood.
Yes.
Hold on.
Did you shave it?
Did you wax it?
I shaved it.
Oh, so you were gentle with it. You were like. Yeah. Did you shave it? Did you wax it? I shaved it. Oh, so you were gentle with it.
You were like.
Yeah, I had to like.
Did you scissor or did you trim?
I trimmed it.
Yeah, I just trimmed it.
So you get close with it.
Normally, I do like hot steam, hot towels.
What happens when you nick it?
It hurts.
I accidentally nicked something.
He was like, fine.
He paid me. Oh, okay matt i am praying for you no it was an accident good luck matt you want to get your food upstairs geez oh my god okay no it feels good it's like
all right so how do we start this up and sean fire away some questions because i'm curious
yeah let's get the water going. Are you steaming him?
Yeah, I'm steaming him.
Fuck me.
My barber is not competing with you at all.
Oh, man.
I won't even name his name because I just feel like a dick.
I got you.
Get your little space.
Technical difficulties, they say.
Sean, how did you guys get in contact?
I DM'd her.
I slid in.
You slid in?
Oh, so you pulled Aiden Ross.
No, I don't think that's true.
Did I?
Or did you DM?
I think the other Sean intro'd me.
Okay.
I don't know.
Yeah, let's go with that.
Okay, that sounds better for the reputation.
Right.
Okay.
All right.
I like it
keep it pg um wink wink who are some other cool people you've done um god do knows world
knows world do you know is that his name he's like the mexican guy that's really funny like
i think he does no jumper okay nice do you know what i'm talking he's like if i saw him yeah i feel like everyone
does um and then daddy log neck i thought i was gonna like crush him but he was like
i've had bigger girls sitting on me i believe that i 1000 believe that daddy log daddy long
neck just looks like one of those freaks that like goes to magic city in atlanta he's so tiny
though like a bunch of baddies all over him. Yeah, he looks like skin and bones.
Yeah, but all the guys skin and bones love thick women.
I don't know what it is, man.
Shout out to that ass.
There you go.
Who's your dream client?
You.
Me?
Damn, that's shifting gears.
It'd be cool to do Dana White.
He doesn't have fucking hair.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I could straight razor his head.
Nah, baby.
You just want to massage that little shiny dome of his,
don't you?
She's out here trying to get that bag.
He's on timeout for a while, I think.
You can't cancel somebody that big.
It doesn't happen.
It's a timeout.
It's a canceled. Canceled timeout. It's a canceled.
Well, you know, canceled, timeout.
Same thing.
All right, so while this is steaming up,
I want to know, where do you see this expanding?
Like, obviously, you're going to have a business plan for this,
and you're going to hire up a bunch of baddies
and just have, like, a little army of girls sitting on people,
like sports clips plus.
I want to do happy endings.
Or I don't want to do happy endings, but, like, I want the want to do happy innings. Or I don't want to do happy innings,
but I want the girls to do happy innings legally
because I think you can do that in Nevada.
In certain parts.
Can somebody look this up, please?
Somebody would please fact check this ASAP.
I think you might have the next sports clips on your hands.
I'm just saying you could probably sell to them.
And massages.
What do you call it?
Happy clips?
No.
I don't know.
Probably just carrot sticks.
Not bad.
How about top-offs?
Carrot sticks.
Okay.
Top-offs is fire.
You're nuts if you're not going to go with that.
I'll give you that for free.
Are you going to invest in it?
Why do you look me up and down like a piece of candy?
Are you going to throw money in it? No? Shut look me up and down like a piece of candy? You going to throw money in it?
No?
Shut the fuck up then.
All right.
Tell me shit.
Matt, what's happening through your head right now?
How are you feeling?
You scared?
Interesting experience.
Not scared.
Except for that Nick comment.
I've been very hot hot since.
You look a little nervous.
Are you sustaining under the pressure?
I am, yeah.
Okay.
So everything's calming. Is everything calming cool under there? No. No? I am, yeah. Okay. So everything's common.
Is everything common cool under there?
No.
No?
Okay.
All right.
That's what I thought.
That's normal size.
He's trying to stuff a roll of pennies down your leg, huh?
All right.
That's fine.
It's okay.
It's just his boyhood, manhood, thinghood.
How do you deal with clients' girlfriends or wives?
Do they care?
Great question.
I've never had a problem.
Some are like, oh, I want to schedule my boyfriend.
Oh.
Those are pretty cool.
Okay.
But then all of a sudden people will comment like, you're really going to sit on other
people's men.
You don't care.
Bitch, it's a haircut.
It's not like you fucking them.
Yeah.
You're not fucking nobody.
You're just giving them a little...
Have you ever had hot steam on your face?
Not like this.
Oh, he's had hot steam on his face plenty of times.
Trust me.
Relax.
Yeah, relax, Matt.
Don't look so tense.
What?
Is she breaking out the scissors?
What's happening?
Oh, it's just hot.
We're good. Wow. Is she breaking out the scissors? What's happening? What's happening? Oh, it's just hot towel.
All right.
We're good.
Wow.
I'm terrified.
Why are you terrified?
I'm always scared.
Everything scares me.
I'm scared of everything.
She's got eight years of experience.
Yeah, eight.
Eight?
Mm-hmm.
Sitting on people only like three months.
Yeah, but you still nick Aiden Ross as coochie. I didn't make aiden ross i mean you nicked somebody's it was like not oh he was a nobody
all right so so it makes it better all right cool fair enough not taking anybody's manhood
it was like a micro like a micro influencer what does that go what does that consider
oh micro people likeimately a micro penis.
It's okay. I don't judge.
What's the definition of that?
What's that size?
Under two inches?
Are we talking like a baby carrot?
Or are we talking like a...
Give me a gauge in thickness.
No, I don't know. That's why I'm asking.
I'm very curious.
Oh, so a little, like a little, what are those little firecrackers when your kids, the little
snake ones that just grow, little black.
Oh, no.
I'm not just, you know.
Little snake things, no?
I'm old.
He gave me $300, so.
Good for you.
That's a good deal.
Good for you.
Yeah, for five minutes of work.
And you nicked his nini.
He was a virgin. It was a fucking accident. Oh, you. Yeah, for five minutes of work. And you nicked his nini.
It was a fucking accident.
Oh, he's a virgin, you said?
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, I mean, I'd pay a premium for that.
And you did a happy ending?
No.
I don't do that.
Okay.
That's later on in the business plan, Sean.
No, I want to hire girls.
Business for other girls to do it in the business plan, okay?
Yeah. She wouldn't be that shallow.
I've only done one.
Oh. Only one. Aiden?
I mean, no. He asked me.
He's like $5,000.
I think that's prostitution,
but we're moving on.
Anyway.
Alright, so the guy who got the happy ending but he was just a lucky uh lucky cat huh did i just tell on myself oh okay fair enough i don't know it wasn't a paid
one so it's it's more like you know the guy yeah yeah the guy had a you know he was well endowed
and he had good vibes exactly well endowed good vibes That's all you gotta say. You don't need to justify.
It's 2023. Progressive shit, man. Yeah, a lot of stuff's happening.
Oh, here come the razors. Okay, can we zoom
in on this? Can we get a close-up on these
razor action?
Tilt this sucker in.
The steam is piping the mic. I can feel the steam from here. You still got feedback piping the mic i can feel the steam from here
you still got feedback on the mic a little further maybe like above his head yeah you good
me comfortable are you good i'm great oh he's great honey i can see it from here he's fine
he's just fine. Okay.
That guy is not fucking complaining.
Yeah, let's do this. Matt, you keep looking like you're going to grab onto some handles there, but I got news for you.
There's no fucking handles, kid.
Yeah, I keep seeing it.
She's just ready to cut that.
Oh, my God.
There she goes.
Okay.
Woo!
I'm terrified.
Okay, so talk me through what's going through your head, Matt.
He can't talk.
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
All right, so hold on, hold on.
Have you ever nicked somebody bad enough to where it's been like, you know, a problem?
Yeah.
Yeah? Yeah. Yeah?
Yeah. Well, how many times?
It was one time. I'm not talking about this right now.
No, no, she's steaming you. You're good. It was one time. I did one time.
Okay, what happened? I nicked his head, like, really bad.
Like, the back of his ear or some shit?
No, his head.
Oh, so like, the dome. And he, like, got up and, like,
literally went to the bathroom, like, sick as fuck.
Oh, no.
But he was so nice. But he still paid you. He still
paid me. He still paid you. Would you have
paid if that happened to you? But like,
you gotta think, I've done like thousands
and thousands of shaves over eight years.
And you've only nicked one person?
I don't believe that. No. There we
go. Now I hear the truth. Now I like you
more. Like more? I don't know.
But it's not like you're gonna die. It's not like thing it's like don't be a bitch i cut you like you
probably make yourself every well no i really don't i'm an expert at this point the worst is
oh i have in the beginning i have one like i get distracted or like when i'm like doing something
too quick and i'm like what and i'm like oh fuck just cut my face open you know but that's different i
was come to the territory but i don't like do that like on the daily how many okay on average
per week how many uh how many haircuts do you do oh no like not really okay uh when you were
popping in la give me an average like a few a day like three all right so you're making pretty good
money when you're cutting hair.
And then I do OnlyFans.
Oh, you do OnlyFans.
Okay, so yeah, what the fuck?
Why are you holding out on us the whole time?
Drop a line for the sims out here.
What's that mean?
Drop a line for the sims?
That means give them your motherfucking tags, baby.
You want them to know where to find the sugar, baby.
Queen Cara.
Oh, Queen Cara. Is that a K or a C? A K. Ooh, baby. You want them to know where to find the sugar baby. Queen Cara. Oh, Queen Cara.
Is that a K or a C?
A K.
And then Instagram is Cara's Faves.
Okay. So what do you do on the OnlyFans?
Everything. Porn.
Oh.
She's full send.
Listen, I was...
My partner runs an OnlyFans agency
and we just sold.
So we have a lot of experience in managing girls.
So not shy to that.
But I will say this.
I didn't believe in OnlyFans because my dumb ass thought, you know, COVID was going to end in like a week or two.
So I'm like, I'm not fucking investing in this shit.
I think once we are able to go back outside and look, there's booty.
Let me go chase it.
Now it's crazy because it's blown up so much where guys don't even go on there for porn they just go for connections guys will go
on just to talk to a girl and tell them how their day was and like and really just connect with these
girls and a lot of them aren't even doing full send like i'm sure you're making way more than
the girls that are but at the end of the day you can really just go on there to start like
connections with people that's the crazy part yeah i'm not gonna lie i didn't think it would last i did either
but it's still around oh is that a japanese blade hold on hold on let me see that okay no see it had
a little glisten on it looked like you don't have to like you guys aren't barbers so you probably
wouldn't know but normally you have to like break it and then set it in there, splitter it. This is so easy.
You got the fancy stuff.
She slices that shit at the house. Someone sent it to me for free
on the internet.
Gotta love the freebies.
I do love free things. It's kind of the best
thing in the world. No matter how much money I make,
it's the best thing about being an influencer.
You probably get tons of shit for free
because you're fucking blue checkmark
people. Invest in a blue check.
How do I get a blue check?
Talk to Sean.
He's the king.
Are you going to get me a blue check?
Do you have PR?
What's that?
Press?
Articles about you?
You need that.
We got you.
Give me it.
Are you press?
Danielle is.
Danielle.
Shout out.
For everybody that can't see, Danielle is the super agent press monster as well as PR goddess.
And if any of you need her, we'll leave a tag for her at the end of this as well.
So shout out, Danielle, for all the good shit that you're putting together, especially this setup.
This is a hard setup to beat for sure.
From where I'm sitting right now sean i don't think
you can beat this yeah i mean you could physically beat it but like you wouldn't want to be
comfortable anyways uh so back to the questions all right tell us what you got cooking for this
year what are your plans for expanding this you told us a little bit about getting girls with
happy endings you want to do that out in nevada what's your what's your talk me through what's your head where your head's at i'm patting a chair because i have to sit on
people in a gamer chair and i can't sit on them in a barber chair so i need two chairs so i'm
designing a chair and then once i do that then i'll be able to go and like get a building is
it gonna have like a back saddle where you like your legs rest on it?
No, I'm honestly going to go base it off of a gamer chair because it's like so easy.
But they can't have like the headrest
or like I guess the headrest has to come off.
So show me, let's just pretend this is a really sturdy chair.
Show me what you would do to the client
if this was like your patented chair.
Would there be like any special moves?
No, just like this.
Okay.
The gamer chair is weird.
You wouldn't like throw a leg up on the shoulder or do a little spin no no okay i mean if the girls want
to do that yeah of course they can oh okay okay all right so we're promoting this okay cool cool
cool cool cool good do you want me to get your unibrow sure edit edit edit it's okay
are you like armen Armenian or something? Italian.
Why?
Armenian people have unibrow?
What?
Armenian people have unibrow?
I don't know.
You're just Armenian or something. Oh, okay.
I'm fucking...
I'm an Alisha and we have unibrows.
I think it's just...
I have one.
I think it's just all men at this point.
Yeah.
I think we're all just Neanderthals.
I think everyone does.
Who knows?
Anthony Davis has a unibrow.
Anthony Davis rocks the shit out of his fucking unibrow.
And I think he's such a giant human being.
It's like, what are you going to say to him?
Nice unibrow.
Yeah.
Step on it.
Yeah, like, fuck out of here, peasant.
Little ant.
And then he just pulls out a giant magnifying glass
and heats you under the sun.
If he's not injured, he'll do that for sure.
Take a shot.
Sorry, Sean. Okay, cool.
All right.
So last time I'm going to get back to you.
I really want to hear.
Wait, do you want to scrub on your face?
Sure.
What kind of scrub is this?
Joanna Vargas.
Okay.
I don't know.
Sounds fancy.
It is fancy.
Matt's getting that treatment.
Danielle says it's premium.
Oh, it's premium.
So it's the expensive shit they say.
Okay.
So you're not using cheap shit.
No L'Oreal on them, huh?
No.
This is like VIP adult services.
We can't use cheap.
VIP, what'd you say? VIP adult services. We can't use cheap. VIPP, what did you say?
VIP adult services.
Thank you.
I feel like I think I'm coming in.
Matt, you adjusting okay under there?
You're good, yeah.
He's just adjusting.
I'm just checking for spots for little dapples of.
So, Sean, any questions you have for the two?
No, I mean, I'm just amazed by this.
It's quite fascinating.
Would you let me shave your private area?
No.
Why?
His girlfriend would kill him, that's why.
I'll save it for on this one.
It's okay.
I got you.
Your girlfriend would kill you.
My girlfriend would absolutely murder you.
I think she'd come in here like a wild banshee.
That's why I asked if people had an issue,
but I guess mine's just...
I don't know.
I think it's most girls.
No offense to you,
and I believe what you're saying.
I feel like if we took a poll right now,
it'd probably be 70, 80% girls
would be like,
but that ass, absolutely not.
Wait, wait, wait.
You heard me.
You heard me.
You wouldn't do it?
I couldn't do it. You wouldn't do it? I couldn't do it.
You wouldn't let...
I could not.
Were you scared?
Hey, hey, hey.
Ain't nobody know...
Don't be calling me Marty McFly.
I ain't no chicken.
Chill out.
What I'm saying is,
if we took a poll right now
to most of the viewers,
I feel like 70,
at least 60, 70%
that has girlfriends
are gonna be like
uh uh
nah
but don't you
like
don't you think
it'd be like relaxing
oh I
know it would be
I also think that
the stress and tension
that would come from it
would be
so much worse
from your wife
or your girlfriend
wife
girlfriend
spouse
shit even a side bitch
would be jealous of that i'm not gonna lie
i'm just saying because of your ass it's not just the ass i just feel like any time that a man is
getting straddled by a woman who's not gonna get a little you know a little quarter chub
oh no every guy that gets their dick shaved gets up gets hard but that's like normal i don't make
them like feel weird. Oh, man.
Are you holding it out of the way?
Yeah, you have to.
You have to, like, stretch the skin, like the balls.
I'll shave your ass.
Grab it.
Oh, shoot.
It's going to naturally happen.
I can...
You know what?
I don't know if we can do that on here, but I can guarantee you I'll pay extra for you
to shave this man's butthole right now.
I'll give you the little extra.
You're not shaving me on air, bro.
It doesn't have to be on air.
We can do it off air,
but just so we have the...
We could cover it with like...
Yeah, we could blur it.
We could totally blur it.
We could do this.
All right.
This is doable.
There's an OnlyFans podcast at the studio
that you could definitely do that.
Can we go ask the girls?
You can do it off camera.
Definitely not filming it.
Off camera?
Why?
You know how to make money on OnlyFans?
Do it on our OnlyFans.
Yeah.
Matt, you into feet stuff?
No.
Come on, don't lie.
This stuff smells like roses.
I think it smells bad, though.
What is that?
It's fine.
It's hydraulic.
Dermalogica.
Shut up.
It's like toner, basically.
Okay.
Got a lot of stuff up there.
Danielle's saying, again, this is the expensive shit people
so this is the bullshit this is the real good stuff apparently she's she's impressed quality
motherfucking products all i know is i'm just looking at um
you're looking at what
this is a fun podcast.
I'm enjoying being here.
Better than the last one?
Well, you know,
guess.
It's a total 180.
We went from learning about how to be billionaires to
Matt getting sliced by lasers.
This could be a billion dollar industry.
It could be.
It really could be.
I think high key you could get bought out by like sports clips.
I think this is right up their alley.
They're public though, so I don't know if they would.
Fuck public.
Everybody has a shell company.
They're going to throw something on the side.
Come on.
This is like perfect.
You know, they close down a couple sports clips and then they're like, all right, guys.
So it's like sports clips and hooters combined.
Bro.
I think we're onto something right here.
I feel like sports clothes and strip club.
Hold on.
No, no.
Fuck a strip club.
That's cool.
Happy ending massage.
Imagine if you walk into a spot.
There's a line to fucking get cut.
All right, cool.
You go walk over to the side.
You get some fucking hot wings.
There's some girl with a little Hooters outfit.
Hey, I'm Cassandraandra what can i get you
you're just like oogled out and you're like i don't want a haircut anymore she can hang
out at this bar dude you could be turning into stupid revenue you might i mean sean
i think all three of us might need to have a little conversation later about uh
my little stuff i did read an article though that hooters is struggling because of only fans now
i i believe that and i feel like a lot of girls that are probably working in the industry like you know service industry are
are realizing that half them don't even have to get fucking naked like i said earlier it's just
about creating relationships on there you what i literally have been on only fans for like three
years and like the first year and a half i was not making any money talk talk me through it talk me
through how did you scale this tiktok honestly like i'd post like five videos a day on tiktok
like just trying to like oh so you were just pumping the algorithm like bitch look at me
there you go you keep moving but no yeah i literally was making cringy videos for like
so long you were doing the dumb dance videos and shit well i was doing like we're doing
this one yeah stupid shit like that i was trying to do gaming okay i never like promoted my bar
ring stuff i don't know why the one time i did the video blew up that's what blew you i don't
know why i haven't ever like done that though because i've done barring for eight years
okay so all right you started blowing up a year a year into only fans
talk me through the numbers you're making zero money and then all of a sudden one month you
started getting a bunch of subscriptions or what yeah you were getting subscriptions what what was
your what was your monthly average like 20 000 one month i made 70 000 wow and then at the peak
what were you what were you pulling in so 70 was the highest and then your average was around 20 that's amazing why are we telling the whole world this
hold on first of all first of all there are a lot of girls that come on and talk about this stuff
second of all it's actually extremely impressive because i'm curious on like how the scale is in
the markets and we talk about earlier we had a guest on we were talking about algorithms and
like how to beat these algorithms and basically how to amplify your or maximize your um uh accessibility i think what you're doing which is smart is
looking at a platform like tiktok and using it as another place to you know and instagram you
can even do fucking reddit and what's the other one quora quora like there's a bunch of shit
they're like they're guys that are like poor.
Nerdy guys, right?
They like just go there for free.
But you know what?
What if you get a thousand guys
that give you $1?
It's still $1,000.
Do you have a card?
A card?
Yeah.
I want to spray his face.
Oh, a business card?
Yeah.
That I can like spray?
Unfortunately, this is.
Yeah, don't show the face well let's
let's see who's a better card here there we go he would feel disrespected i mean i feel
disrespected yeah i don't know if this is gonna look good when we're in front
that's what he said so what is this it is spray oh this is to blend in his beard because he's balding. I would never let anybody spray my shit.
That's just me, though.
You maintain a quick beard.
It's making it full.
I give it that.
It looks great.
It's not really coming out.
Oh, honey, it's coming out from my point of view.
Is it?
Is it?
Turtle, turtle.
What's going on?
Is it too cold?
I think because I put makeup in it and now it's like clogged.
I don't see any clogging.
A little bit.
I kind of see it.
I kind of see it you got a little feathers
fly pelican fly
and then we're done yeah is that enough time for you yeah i'm done sweet what do you think matt
it's a great experience got a mirror for him to check out?
Would you hire me again?
Yeah.
You would pay me?
For sure.
He's going to pay you right now.
What do you mean?
He's going to give you the tip, and I'm not just talking about the lower one.
I'm just talking about that lower one, baby.
That's included.
Don't worry.
Wow.
You just got a client.
Nice.
Matt's a lifer, and he's local, so you can give him his contact.
Actually, you know what?
For everybody up here, can you give your information again?
We'll close out with your socials and your OnlyFans.
Not the OnlyFans.
Okay, just kidding.
Just the socials.
I'll get banned.
Just the socials.
I-G-K-R-A-S-F-A-D-E-S.
There you go.
All right.
Guys, my co-host, Sean Mike Kelly.
All right.
Thanks for coming, everyone.
That was fun.
Have a great night.
Peace.