Digital Social Hour - Having the #1 Adult Podcast, Favorite Guests & Craziest Thing That Happened On Episode | Ryan Pownall DSH #250

Episode Date: January 28, 2024

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And I went and sat on the edge of the bed and just started playing guitar. Oh my God. And I just started singing my dad's old tunes. Five girls, three guys just going, damn. And I was just singing for them on the bed. Ladies and gentlemen, we're back. Digital Social Hour. Got a legend in the building. Got the host of Pillow Talk on the show.

Am I a legend? Yeah. I don't think so. Ryan Pana, how's it going? You said my name right. Did I? People are dyslexic. What do it going? You said my name right. You know, people are dyslexic. What do they say?

Ponwa. Ponwa. The whole planet is dyslexic. I have a list in my phone of new names I want to change my name. Yeah. When I go overseas, people call me Sane. Okay. Sian?

Sian, yeah. Yeah. Sian Miki Kali. But anyways, man, what you been working on? Sin party. I just saw that. Yeah. So you know what? Things are good right now. Yeah. But you know, whenever business life is good, personal life is in the can we swear? Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, business is booming. Personal life is, but business is booming. And I find when my personal life is good, business is terrible. You can't have both. You don't think you can have both?

You can have both mid, but you can't have the highs and the lows, both highs. It's very rare to see someone pull off both, to be honest. And then when you have both lows, you gotta go check in on that guy. That's depression. That's tough times. Yeah.

But business is booming. Nice. Yeah, so Pillow Talk is going amazing. Yeah, I see it every day man thank you bro yeah i see your every day oh yeah yeah we get it yeah the short form clips man we get it yeah now with pillow talk are you monetized because it's kind of edgy content no i don't make any money so no money off like the views yeah nothing you're getting millions of views yeah yeah we're doing 250 million views a month right now. Holy ****. I make no money at all.

270 million last month. Damn. And I get nothing. Nothing on YouTube or TikTok? Yeah, because I'm Canadian. So Zuck doesn't like the Canadians. You know, what's your beef, Zuck? We're sister countries here.

He doesn't give me a cent. You have to be American to get the reels. Facebook, now Canadians can get the money. So I'm supposed to get some money from that soon. Hopefully, I know if the moms are gonna like my content probably not so there we go snapchat i don't understand uh people are on snapchat i don't understand it you have to post like 100 photos a day you see i don't i don't understand that i work how do people have time to post stories a day i mean doberg's making a mil a month i heard good for him but yeah i can't do 100 selfies a day that's 30 000 posts a day or 3 000 i'm bad i'm not but you know i work i work really

hard people don't think i do because i'm a jokester but your boy's at the laptop on adderall all day just going you know i barely i barely hang out with friends yeah i'm a work guy when the am i supposed to snap all these snaps yeah no that No, that's a good point, man. People don't see the work behind the scenes of a podcaster. It's nuts. And that's why everyone's starting them. They don't, you know, 99% don't get to episode 10. I heard that, yeah.

And then of those 10, 99% don't get to episode, I think it's 25. So it's like one in a thousand make it to 25 episodes. That's crazy. So everyone's starting them. They don't know it costs so much money. It does. I put in over six figures. Me too. Yeah. Yeah. It's and then they don't episodes. That's crazy. So everyone's starting them. They don't know it costs so much fucking money. It does. I put in over six figures. Me too.

Yeah. Yeah. It's fucking. And then they don't know what takes about, if you're going to do the whole thing, 25 hours for one episode. If you're going to hire someone, still probably 10 at least.

Bare minimum 10. Yeah. Enjoy. Enjoy your little podcast with your friends. It's fucking miserable. No, you got to treat it like a full-time thing if you're going to go into it. And everyone thinks you're going to hit views right away because no one gives a shit for the long form like you got to be lucky to win over long form it takes about a year

dude i just had my first long form get over 100k views on youtube it's so it took eight months i think all right good for you it's so hard it is it's hard because look everyone watches people think podcasts people are just going to tune in because everyone has the spotlight effect. People care about me. We listen. Everyone has their like one or two. They'll go along for them.

They'll usually do like a Joe Rogan and then they're like little personal one. Yeah. Something like that. You're going to come out of the gates and people are going to be like, let me just listen to an hour of their first one. It doesn't happen. Your mom, your dad, your cousin and your ex are going to watch. So good luck out there.

Absolutely. It's tough. What was that breakthrough moment for Pillow Talk where you just overnight, it seemed like things were clicking? It was Mia Malkova. Shout out to Mia Malkova. So she's my favorite p***y of all time. And I was doing this comedy sex podcast.

And it was doing okay, like 2K views maybe on long form. And I thought that was good. It's actually not bad. You know, it's actually in the top 1%. Oh, if get 2k it's top one percent if you do 3k including downloads interesting that's top one percent in the world wow yeah so you know that's a win yeah so anyone listening and you're you're down in the gutter getting like 2.5 you're yeah you're top i didn't know that yeah so and then mia malkova she says you know i get a facetime from this gay guy and he says hey can you get my friend's TikTok back?

I used to be able to recover accounts. Yeah. And, but I don't do it anymore, Zucky boy. And then, yeah, can you get my friend's TikTok back? I'm like, yeah, okay. Puts her on FaceTime. It's my girl, Mila Malkova. Yeah.

My dream. My love. You know? It's like, oh, oh, oh. I'm like, you know, I've ****ed her 6,052 times. Damn. Yeah. And counting. And counting. I'm like, oh, oh, oh. I'm like, you know, I've f***ed her 6,052 times. Damn. Yeah, and counting, and counting. I'm like, oh my God, it's you.

I said, Mia, I have a sex podcast. If you do my show, I'll get your TikTok back for free. Genius. She did it. She went out of the woods and just f***ed promoted it. F***ed out of it. Four collab posts. Posted it on her own TikTok.

Sheesh. Boom. That's how we started. Wow. Is she like top 10 yeah i don't even watch it so i don't know the you don't watch no i cut it out two years ago what do you do i don't know i do but not like a lot come on yeah you go imagination yeah that's crazy took a while you're what you're going to prison soon or something

no it took a while because i used to not be able to do imagination. Yeah, no, I can't. In my teen years because I was watching a lot of. That's why I got Adriana Lima tattooed on my hand. I'm a lefty. I just look over here. Boom, boom, boom. Smart.

You know, if I get in a fist fight, I f*** my hands. I got her on the shoulder. Wow. Boom. What's up, baby? What's up, baby? And I just do it like that. Do you use your left hand?

Yeah, I'm a lefty. You don't switch it? Not much. Actually, I have a new brand deal with a pocket I've been using and it feels good. How do those feel like? I've never used one. Technology is booming. It's not just AI that's going like this. Pocket game is

getting elite. Interesting. It feels like the new one I have now it vibrates and it shakes and it heats up actually and i'm like and then i put my vr goggles on and i smoke a little and i really believe that i'm having sex and i i as soon as i i look at myself in the mirror and i say you are a disgusting piece of there is that feeling of guilt sometimes oh my god so i i quit all that too yeah so now i'm back to just like normal old-fashioned way i used to have an auto blow when i was 19 what's that it's an auto machine oh my god you sicko yeah you never seen those the kids are walking by i have yeah the suzy sucker i almost bought it yeah that's crazy you're a legend oh no wonder

you had to quit okay yeah it's probably borderline i wouldn't say addicted but if you're doing it almost every day it's pretty pretty bad right yeah what about sex are you having sex uh yeah sex is i have a girlfriend you have a fiance now actually yeah six years in sex is good yeah how often you having sex you see i do a lot of adderall okay and i i can't get my hard on adderall really yeah so i go adderall mondays adderall wednesdays i do i od on it and why do you like adderall so much i i need to work it's like it's like limitless i take 40 milligrams and i just changed my life really i look at like on tuesdays when I don't do it, I look at like, wow, superhero Adderall Ryan was on fire yesterday. You were working on that too.

You sicko. That's how it is. And it's like a pretty bad addiction. I go Monday sicko Tuesday. I get like a really bad hangover and I'm kind of like depressed the next day from it. Worth it though. Wednesday I'll do 20 milligrams and then I, I like catch up Thursday. I, I, kind of like depressed the next day from it. Worth it though. Wednesday, I'll do 20 milligrams. And then I like catch up. Thursday, it's like a big workout day. And then Friday, I don't do it. But Monday, Wednesdays are when I take over the world. It's my superhero form.

But my doesn't work on Adderall. That's the trade-off. Yeah. And you know, you get a really pretty girl on Adderall day being like, come over. You're like, I can come. Does it last the whole day? Yeah. you're you're without it have you tried uh microdosing yeah but not as strong no i need the the addies i buy vans i'll take anything concerta ritalin it's bad but it works yeah it's like it changed my life i would not i would not be doing my things you're just locked in it's's bad, but I need it.

It's a bad addiction. I saw on your LinkedIn, did you used to own a nightclub in Canada? Oh, do I still have a LinkedIn? I did some research. My man. Yeah, yeah, I did. I did the nightclub scene for 12 years.

So I did, I've probably been a partner in like four or five of them. I had a festival called Palooza. That was my own. Very proud of that. You had your own music festival well it's actually the world's largest beer pong tournament oh sick yeah and i'm in the guinness world records actually are you serious yeah that's dumb for hosting the world

my childhood goals man really to get in that book hell yeah just do something dumb like eating the most crackers or something yeah there's so many obscure things yeah that was my baby and before that's what i was doing i was just nightclub promoter in toronto i was a partner in a club ultraviolet i was a partner in two clubs in ottawa i had palooza festival i was gonna take it on tour across canada and now actually i'm helping the nelk boys they're gonna do it for full send that's dope yeah so i'm helping them through it on how i did it and it fits their brand perfectly yeah so we're working on that that's really cool but that was my my proudest thing i was gonna tour palooza across canada i was just a degenerate but you know what i i was an alcoholic pretty much functioning and i was just you know everyone wanted the rhyme party

show every night right and i would go out and i would do 40 ounces and you drink 40 ounces like at least 20 up to 60 every six yeah six nights a week tequila or vodka vodka oh and i did that i never did never did so you know all my friends would party till and i try to keep up but i just drink yeah and i was bad so then club shut down and it was like holy what am i gonna do yeah and that's kind of when i started doing like posting funny videos and i started the podcast right and that changed my life so now 2023 i haven't been to a nightclub all year damn yeah and i started the podcast right and that changed my life so now 2023 i haven't been to a nightclub all year damn yeah and i i've been drunk maybe three times so you're retired from the nightclub yeah and people are like let's go out let's go it's a lot i don't

like going out dude but imagine 12 years of doing it like five six nights a week of getting blackout you know i got really fat like your skin looks decent i'm better now yeah yeah most people look like they're they age 20 years. Yeah. Nightlife industry. I did. You know, I was, I was 80 pounds, 65 pounds heavier. Damn. Yeah.

And I was just a drunk mass idiot. And now my life's good. I just, you know, I don't drink really. I, I, I barely drink. I don't go to clubs. I don't party. I don't even go to like parties. I just work only.

Cause you're in LA, right? There's a lot of parties. Yeah. But I don't even go. like parties. I just work only. Because you're in LA, right? There's a lot of parties. Yeah, but I don't even go. I just work. And people think I'm a degenerate because they know me from before. Your boy changed it up. You're grinding.

I love that. I'm out here in Vegas and I don't even go to the clubs. And we're known for our clubs. Yeah, yeah. Just like... We're going out tonight. Tonight, I'm actually going to break the street.

Where are you going? We're going to do Dre's and Excess. Ooh, Dre's is ratchet. i'm going with the ratchet friends nara ford okay yeah so she says to me you know i only white guys if it's for money wow loves her black guys let's go to drays all right yeah sounds like we're gonna rally the all the little vegas yeah there's a lot of them out here man yeah something about vegas they like chilling here our crew tonight is good phoenix marie because they don't pay taxes and because they used to be able to during it was the first state open that's why they're interesting yeah i know a lot of nicholas shay's out here yeah we just had her on last week yeah danny banks yeah so you're around

all these girls what's the most you've seen one make you don't have to name them but like okay well otherwise i'll tell you you won't believe this it's it's a i had these little people on little people is we we can't say the m word do not say the censored m word is like the n word for little people really yes it's like the r word for mentally handicapped it was normal growing up to say it though i know but so was the f word for gay people right you know You know? Now you listen to Eminem's song, you're like, holy shit. Relax, Slim. Yeah. So this little person, Erica is her name, and she makes, it's banana sandwich.

Yeah. It's f***. It's over seven figures a month. What? Yeah. It's f*** a month. Just on f***. And then she's got other s***.

She makes money on all the other platforms. Jeez. But she's like multi, makes money on all the other platforms she's but she's like multi multi multi multi millionaire and it's she just i think she just shows her i don't think she even shows her her hoo-ha wow yeah and you know what it is though it's kind of like a fetish yeah and can you guess which one nos with a P. Starts with a P. Ped. Oh. Yeah.

So it's all those sickos. So I guess it's their kind of like guilty pleasure. Oh, because they think she's young. She looks young and it's legal. Oh, it makes me vomit to talk about. But yeah. Sick. Yeah. So those sickos, they do that as like a, they think guilt-free pleasure.

Right. That's gross. I want to puke thinking about it but she's capital so she's got to be like top five at least if she's making absolutely yeah then you got sky brie riley reed angela white and oh you know who the most isn't in the world it's bad baby the girl from dr i heard about that crazy how much did she bring in like 50 she doesn't even show her just just sexy pics and yeah i think she's she's doing over i think over two million a month holy and she just does sexy pics and that's the sickos again yeah because everyone waited till she was 18 when she's right so it's all the it's the sickos shame on you could you date a girl that did yeah yeah yeah my ex i i told her to do it oh yeah but i told her you know do it implied you know don't don't no no why the if you're posting bikini pictures on instagram yeah and you're just and you're not showing

anything more on you can make thousands of dollars hundreds of thousands of dollars then why not and yeah that makes sense i meant nude but yeah that that style makes sense okay nude so so there's you know there's degrees to everything there's like the yeah there's the mainstream that do like browsers and all that becoming the route right now it's kind of like the gateway. You know, you get in, you show a n***a and you're like, f***, I got 30k this month. What if I start, maybe just, you know, show my, oh, f***, I made 50k. They get addicted to the money.

And then they kind of start, you know, maybe they'll do a POV, but they'll just send it out and not post it on the wall. Oh my god, I just made 100 grand off that. F***, I do not want to work at Starbucks. You know what I mean? And then it kind of goes up so it does gateway girls to yeah and a lot of them do end up going mainstream they're like if i do a scene for for browsers that goes on pub and it gets 100 million views 100 million views people to me they're gonna go to my sub for the exclusive

right so they get addicted to the money they stop giving a and they get they become millionaires yeah a lot yeah i where i could date on the spectrum is everywhere i i could date a mainstream i just don't like for me it's just you know a girl's loyal to me in the sense of whatever we agree the loyalty is right you feel me so i could date a i i've been on i was on one yesterday yeah yeah and it's i have a deal with bang and i deal with browsers so i go on their i do comedy content so you were on it yeah but i don't on it i do comedy content so it's like behind the scenes i'm with the camera guy and i with them or you know i do commentary oh okay and then at the end with the kind of like joe rogan i walk in i'm like so how

was that you know wow but i've seen it and now that i've been on all these i just see how it is it's it's on my life it's just not like it's work it's business it really is like they show up it's very professional everyone's very nice it's a good vibe on set everyone's happy to be there you know and then okay ready to film all film. All right. And then Kate changed scene. All right. Change scene. All right. Pop.

All right. Great. Okay. That was good. You know, waters. All right. Get home. See you guys.

Wow. That's it. And it's like, oh, that's really not cheat. Like I would feel way sicker knowing that my girlfriend is like cuddling, watching Netflix with a guy. Right. Or like sending him memes would break my heart. But if she's on a set go have fun

baby so you wouldn't consider that cheating at all no because we're all we talked about it right you know okay go have fun yeah i would i would maybe get a little insecure if she did seem like dread who's like 14 inches yeah then she'd come home and i'd be like just wouldn't feel like a man yeah but yeah i i could definitely date a. Was that the guy that. Yeah, he's going. No, that was Jason Love. Also hung like a camel.

Yeah. Yeah. But if we can talk about it. Yeah. Go do your thing, baby. And then usually what do is they feel a little bit guilty that they're taking other. And they'll like, you know, either they'll let the guy go do his thing or they'll like go swing together or very common they'll bring girls in for uh threesomes and that's pretty cool yeah it's

like okay go work and then tonight we can this beautiful girl that's what happens to adam that's what happens to adam yeah exactly yeah he's got a good lifestyle i mean he got a lot of hate but i have no hate for adam at all yeah respect the guy he's a smart smart cookie yeah i mean they probably made a ton of money off it she told me i saw lena last week and she told me how much and it's was it something crazy here i'll put it this way it's more than the little person made no makes a month yeah on that one video holy so they're running that back do you plan to ever branch off from the adult girls into other categories yeah so i i do for sure you know i definitely don't want to just be the guy right which is you know right now everyone's labeling me as like the ryan seacrest which is awesome and i do love the

industry i really do and i love the girls and i love the guys and i love the people behind the scenes people don't understand that this is the nicest industry in the world. It's the realest. Really? Yeah. People are so fake, you know, that's a bad rep. It does. But these, these girls, they don't give a, they're, they're not clout chasing at all. You know, they're more famous than the celebrities that hit them up anyways. They don't give a and, and it's all out there on the internet. You know, they have nothing to hide. So they're just cool ass people. And everyone in the industry is just cool ass people and they know you know if you're in it and they take you in then everyone's just so nice to each other i really love the industry but i you know i i do want to do other shit with my with my comedic yeah uh you know entertainment route so do

you ever want to go on like stages and perform comedy shows and stuff actually yeah in two weeks i'm i'm i'm doing my first i'm hosting at the comedy store oh nice yeah and i'm really never i haven't told anyone this first you're the first person i told wow i'm honored i don't want anyone to know because it's my first time yeah but i yeah i'm gonna be doing stand-up oh it takes a lot of balls to do stand-up man dude it's hard to write jokes because i'm i'm good on the fly right but to like sit down and be like okay okay, what's funny? It's hard. You know, I do it while I'm pooping. I'm always like,

hey, poop standup jokes. And I'm like, what do I say? Yeah. You got to constantly have new ones too. I respect standup. Yeah. I like how Schultz does his.

He seems like he kind of wings it. He just gets up there. I think that's what I'm going to do. Yeah. Because I don't know, man. Writing jokes is weird. You don't prep jokes, right? No. Because you think it sounds good when you're writing it and then you say it yeah it's better to just crack

jokes yeah just make fun of people in the audience yeah i'm gonna be starting a second podcast also oh yeah which is less okay yeah i'm doing that soon what's that one called okay it's a little you know what i don't want anyone to steal the idea. Okay. This won't air for a while, but yeah. Okay. Maybe bleep it. Okay. Okay. It's called. I say it's not.

But it's educational. It's instructional. So it's going to be me and a veteran. And it's not cracking jokes. We're going to bring in like sex coaches and dating coaches and erectile dysfunction coaches. We're going to do like a whole episode on a whole episode on how to pick up girls wow hold up you know what i mean every episode is a whole new educational instructional thing right no one's doing it i can't believe it that people are gonna watch so it's for dude you know how dudes can improve that's in the bedroom andrew tate ish for sex yeah doesn't exist so that's a niche and uh gonna be doing that oh that's cool because if you

think about it no one teaches you how to have sex. Right. And my clips where girls are like, this is how you need to eat. Always go viral. Yeah. Or this is how you should kiss. Or this is how you should DM. Like all those like guys are always like, oh, OK.

One of the goats is teaching me. I got to listen. Oh, you put your tongue on the. Got it. Didn't know. Who are some of your dream interviews? Well, Mr. Johnny Sins will not do the show because he doesn't like podcasts

and it breaks me heart, but would love to have Johnny. But I would like to get into the celebrity. So I always have a and a celebrity co-host. So now I always, you know, I'm good with them. And, you know, they're always down to come on and it's good vibes but now i i want to up my co-host game so getting bigger celebrities doing that and

that's what we've been doing yeah so i'm excited like we just had whitney cummings co-host three episodes nice you know like that you know people that uh burt kreischer is doing it next week with me okay you know people that i look up to and respect uh the milk boys are going to be jumping on hell yeah yeah so i want to up my co-host game but i always want to have the guest because i've done it that i do a pillow talk with a non and it's just kind of weird yeah you know i did like gene simmons from kiss and it was just like he was like he didn't know what to say yeah i was like he like, I'm 71, bro. What are you asking me? So I want to up that. And yeah, but I always love the and people say, what are you going to do when you run out?

There's no running out. Yeah, there's thousands of right? Yeah, there's no running out. If you have a rap podcast, you're going to have to do rappers eventually. Right. But if you have an actor podcast, once you get through. But dude, there's 10 000 and people are up and coming too always all the time yeah so i'm good for that you know i can go big veteran

up and coming pretty rookie big veteran whatever mid doesn't matter and whenever i have like a smaller guest i'll just get a bigger co-host yeah and that's kind of how i mix and match it how do you prepare for your guests are you watching their videos you studying their techniques yeah yeah actually of course that's awesome yeah yeah so i i do guest research respect on doing it people that don't are lazy yeah takes an hour okay uh yeah and you know i watch their but you know i i i'm a guy yeah so i we, I kind of handpicked the guests and people, you know, as you probably have to,

people are always like smaller people. You know what I, what I faced Sean, Mike Kelly is people saying like, Hey, I want to come on the show. And then you say, you know,

you're like, I don't really like, you know, people that are like smaller guests, you don't think it would be a good show, whatever. Or you don't think it'll pop. You're like,

ah, okay. Yeah, sure. Maybe, you know, then they start to talk you all over LA. Ryan Pauno, he didn't have me on the podcast.

That's such an LA thing. What the, I need to have you on because you said so. It's my show. Yeah. I get, I pick my guests. Yeah. But now there's this divide.

I go to these parties. Like I went to the browser summer social a month ago and half of them were like, hey, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan. And half of them are giving me dirty looks they're like that guy what did i do but it's all because oh he didn't have me on the show what what so i don't know what to do it's awkward so now i have a talent booker and i send them to the talent booker he plays bad cop but then they still talk to me like, hey, he hasn't gone back to me.

What the fuck is going on? Yeah. I'm like, listen, you're not going to, I don't, I'm booked. I'm booked till December. I don't know what to say. What can I say? Because it's fucking awkward. Yeah, I'm kind of dealing with that, but not on an LA level.

Because LA is like a. It's like they, you know, someone that used to like support you, right? on your like your ass you to come on you say like oh yeah maybe and then they stop supporting you right guy yeah it's weird people are so entitled i've never asked anyone to go do a show and then they say no i boycott them like joe rogan yeah they said no i'd be like i'd be upset but i wouldn't take it out on everyone it's yeah it's man's game yeah that's that's a big issue i deal with damn yeah so stop hating me bro we gotta figure out the fix for that one have you ever been to a uh sex party yeah what are those like those are really those are crazier than i thought yeah i hear about them yeah in vegas yeah they're

they're those are crazier than i thought yeah yeah because i i you know i'm not a big like kinky sex guy i'm pretty vanilla and i think that's why the show does well because i'm always learning about the craziness but i'm not in it right so people think i'm a face i get pegged in the i don't but i did go to a sex party i went to kazumi's of she had like a thanksgiving thing at her house. Yeah. And she's like, yeah, so, you know, we're going to eat from 8 to 10 and then 10 to 12. Everyone.

OK, so, you know, I was on my turkey, you know, gravy. And then, oh, guys, it's 10 o'clock, she says. OK, everyone just puts on like a costume. All right, here we go. Boom, boom. And then I just walk through the house and it's just people in every room and then girls are like you want me to join this that and at one point there's this bedroom in the back with and they were having it and i just saw guitar and i was like you guys

want me to sing for you no way and i went and sat on the edge of the bed and i just started playing guitar oh my god and i just started singing my my dad's old tunes you know it's playing run around sue and then there's eight guys eight there's like five girls three guys just going damn and i was just singing for them on the bed you didn't partake in any of the activities no not your vibe no i'm pretty vanilla pretty vanilla but you have three ways you said right no not not no i know you don't not often okay i've had like some that's more than most people i'd say i'll tell you this i had way more sex as a nightclub promoter than i did as like an la really podcast guy so is it easier in canada or is it just yeah it is okay so toronto is

is our city right you guys have so many cities in the u.s you know we're like the cool or the hot or the rich go to and it's all spread out kind of you know there's like five main ones but in canada we kind of just have toronto right and if you're rich hot cool or driven or smart in canada 90 percent move to toronto so one city and then in toronto there's kind of just like one street that everyone lives off called king street and everyone from a whole country moves on to that one street hot smart successful driven right and for girls pretty much just hot so if you're good looking from anywhere in canada you pretty much move to king street most most like a lot yeah not saying the whole world the whole country but most and on that street there's just 5,000 tens damn and people

celebrities say it all the time on shows like toronto has a lot of girls toronto has a lot of girls but there's not a lot of dudes so the easiest place to like a 10 is in toronto like the bus boy working at the whatever kind of cool bar he's tens every night that's crazy because he just it's they're all over yeah i got to la i was like from toronto and i was like okay going to the city of dreams you know angels la girls it's, they're all over. Yeah. I got to LA. I was like from Toronto and I was like, okay, go into the city of dreams. You know, angels, LA girls. It's gonna be the most beautiful girls in the world. Disappointed, bro. I can't, I'm like, what?

This is it. Let me go back to Canada. Toronto has the hottest girls and they're cool and they're not, you know. Crazy. Yeah. Less. Status driven, right? Less.

Right. So the best, yeah, exactly. Status driven. We only have like drake in the weekend and they're in la yeah you know beebs is in la so yeah toronto best girls ever and i miss it i miss it really that's interesting because here in america people say la girls are pretty up there yeah that's what they say yeah but they have no idea yeah we got to get out to toronto guys i don't know la girls beautiful, but their mentalities are just different.

And that to me is it offsets the beautiness, right? I can't believe the, I don't think I'll date a girl in LA. I don't blame you. Like I, I cannot. It's,

it's, it's over there, man. The way they think, the way they, their days are planned. It's just different than no one would even understand it. If Netflix did a documentary on LA girls,

they wouldn't believe what the f*** is really going on. I feel like they treat men as stepping stones, like levels almost. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's a f***ing weird place. Yeah. Do not trust them.

Do not love them. But have your fun. Yeah. Yeah, have fun, but be safe. Yeah. Because it's a dangerous right it's been fun man anything you want to close off with or promote great show pillow talk is on fire check it out we love it uh and sim party baby it's the number one adult website in the world and we're building it we're growing it that's it baby sean mike kelly you are an awesome host man

thanks man you're really good means a lot coming from another podcast host thank you bro yeah thanks for coming on and thanks for watching guys peace