Digital Social Hour - Making $8M, S*x Parties & Body Counts I Kazumi DSH #440
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I f***ed a guy who was completely blind, who only heard my voice on podcasts.
No way.
And he actually has started, can start seeing on his left eye.
Yeah, it's so serious.
I could voice note him and he'll be like, yeah, I can see.
So you f***ed the vision back into him.
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All right.
All right, guys.
We are here with Kazumi.
First podcast of the year for her.
How's it going?
Hey, I'm nervous.
Don't be nervous.
You just got peed on.
Yeah, I did.
For work.
This won't be as bad as that, right?
That was awesome.
Oh, you enjoyed it? Yeah, yeah. It was consensual peeing. Was it a guy or girl? It was a guy. Yeah, I did. For work. This won't be as bad as that, right? That was awesome. Oh, you enjoyed it?
Yeah, yeah.
It was consensual peeing.
Was it a guy or girl?
It was a guy and then I pissed on him back.
Whoa.
It's equal rights.
I haven't heard of the other way around or seen it.
You haven't like heard of...
I've heard of golden showers and I've only seen the dude doing it.
Oh no, it's gender neutral.
Wow.
In today's world, yeah.
And where can people watch that?
Um, on...
Not on OnlyFans because OnlyFans actually doesn't people watch that um on not on only fans because only
fans actually doesn't allow piss so it's on my fansly yeah because of payment processors you
can't do like a lot of things on only fans you can't peg wow you can't fist but you can put
four fingers four fingers but not a fist no that's that's crazy yeah because i know there
was these twin sisters that got banned on onlyFans. Well, that's because of like incest.
Right.
Even though if they're not inside each other, I don't really know if that's incest.
I don't know if that's like an okay thing to say.
I think they were fingering, but that was too much.
Yeah, no, that's like wincess.
Not wincess.
Right.
Yeah, not winning.
They got banned from their country too.
I forgot where they were from.
It was something crazy.
That's actually insane. What I do between my sibling and i is my business
i didn't know you had a sibling yeah and i we don't do that okay for sure brother or sister
brother got it he knows what i do and the rest of my family doesn't oh really no they would commit
seppuku dude but you've blown up how do they still not know about it i think the internet is really big don't do it um but they just haven't found out what they're like on asian facebook i guess i'm
like the president of abgs right now but it just kind of hasn't happened yet yeah because you're
like the biggest asian in the space yes have you watched me i'm not gonna lie i have thank you
i thought the video when you pulled a random guy off the street
was interesting thank you so i watched that one i did the sequel today oh yeah yeah yeah same guy
uh no different guy okay no no i'm the main character and then i just find new hoodlums on
the street yeah i wanted to see if it was real or not it's definitely not real oh it's not real no
oh i thought it was a real guy it's so, it is a real person with real hopes and dreams
He was an ai real too. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Well, that's probably better just because you know
They're like safe and everything too. Yeah. Yeah. No, I get tested every seven to ten days
Every monday actually even if i'm not actively just out of like course of habit
It's kind of made like outside sex a little annoying because
i can't have sex spontaneously you got a test first yeah i need to see a test wow and the test
takes some time to hear back right no it comes back in 12 hours oh okay yeah you could do it
that morning then you'll know that night if you're good to go yeah yeah but what's really surprising
is like outside of my industry a lot of civilian men will be like testing.
What's that?
And I'm like, bro, are you going to die?
Like, that's crazy.
A lot of people don't take tests.
It's not that hard.
Like asymptomatic or not, you should get tested.
I agree.
I think at least once a year, right?
Yeah.
Like I'm sure you're drowning in ****.
I'm not actually.
Digital social hour with 11 million followers on Instagram isn't drowning in.
I've been with the same girl for six years. Oh, that's so beautiful. So I have an interesting perspective because someone in my shoes, you're right. Like with followers, with money can just
get hundreds of girls. So you are like never fall into temptation. You're a good boy. No. And they
DM me too. It's pretty crazy. That's so beautiful. Yeah. But yeah, I mean, yeah, a lot of guys,
my shoes are hundreds of girls for sure yeah
hundreds millions yeah do you care about a guy's body count at all no i find that like completely
irrelevant what i do care about is kind of like their foresight you know like it's kind of like
do i feel like you would a random person at the club really easily like would you fold super easily
that's kind of uh but if like
let's say you're a performer like you're a fellow industry guy and you're a girl every other day but
they're always tested and then your outside sex uh sex partners are also getting tested that's
fine right even like and i would much prefer that guy over a guy who maybe goes to the club once a
week or once a month like a random chick in cancun that guy is crazy
interesting to me yeah so you're cool with the stars but if you're guys at the club then
i mean they need to get tested they're like what the like ew you know yeah i'm like i'm just super
about it because for me it's like at the level i'm at it's like being in the NBA it's like if I sprain what is it if I tear my ACL I can't
work you know except like if I tear my ACL in in my world then everyone else gets also tears their
ACL and everyone gets right mad it spreads yeah so I have to like keep it super clean all the time
and that makes sense because you made over five million on OF from what I've heard oh nine now
damn you're about to be in the eight figure club.
Thank you. You know, what's crazy though, is I feel like I kind of fell off this year. Really?
So I've been looking to diversify my, my brand and kind of pivot a little bit. What do you think
caused the fall off? Do you think you got shadow banned on platforms? No, I'm already shadow banned.
I've been deleted like 7 billion times. I think there's like this interesting thing that happens with OnlyFans where it's like the more popular or viral you get, the more subscribers you get, right? And then how you're able to handle that influx of followers is how you're able to kind of maintain and sustain this lifestyle. I think during COVID a lot of us got really rich um i'm still pretty rich but like i'm definitely not
as rich as i was two years ago and that's like a fear of mine as like the years go on it's like
how long do i want to dance like a monkey and like do crazy because i'm so tired of streams i'm tired
of most youtubes i kind of like to just eat my appetizers and make my funny pee pee and do fun podcasts.
And I don't really want to do anything controversial.
So I've been looking to do like
just other things with my time.
I feel that.
I love doing though.
That's kind of in my conundrum,
but everyone knows that doing makes you way less money
than if I had was just like a Tik Tok girl
showing like.
Makes you less money?
Yeah, for sure.
But you did 9 million.
Yeah, but that's because i'm like
i have an iq of a billion and i like and i like did a lot of marketing strategies but i'm
like definitely a rare breed in terms of a person that made a lot of money a lot of girls don't make
a lot of money that's what i've heard actually a lot of girls the girls that make a lot of money
are the ones that are swarming TikTok and buying ads on Instagram and
Twitter and they're just doing the same reel a million times. Yeah. I see those ads all the time
on Instagram. It's like, obviously she paid for that, but people fall for it. I need to get in
that. I just hate TikToks. I hate like those dancing trendy TikToks. I like doing podcasts
because we can clip this a million times and I could have said 10 million times. Facts. And I on you're co-hosting ryan's show now too right uh yeah i'm an unofficial host
yeah nice you're killing it on there you've got some very viral moments did you see when i that
guy of cancer yeah how's he doing now is he still i think he's at stage three oh so he went down i
like to think my did that wow because he was stage four yeah i does that is that how it works it
goes backward forward it might have given him a second wind, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Wow.
F*** his mom.
It was?
Yeah.
He's not actually the first fan I f***ed like that.
The year before, I f***ed a guy who was completely blind,
who only heard my voice on podcasts.
No way.
Yeah, and he actually can start seeing on his left eye.
Stop it.
Yeah, it's so serious.
I don't know if I believe that.
I'm so serious.
I could voice note him, and he'll be like, yeah, he'll be like yeah i can see you the vision back into him i him and
then within two years his vision came back and conclusions are not um scientific but yeah wow
and what was like he can't see so what was the set up a lot because I asked if he was a titty guy and he was like titties.
I've never heard that.
You're a titty guy?
Everyone I know is.
This guy?
That guy's a titty guy for sure.
I don't think so.
I haven't passed middle school.
I feel like it's all.
In Asia, they care about.
Really?
They hate.
Wow.
If you have a big ass.
Like I went to Japan to kind of scout out the market.
Yeah.
They did not like my pag. My my PAG Nation. Interesting. Yeah, yeah. They like a** and skinny girls have big a**. Wow. Yeah, I think a** scares them because I don't know if they're tiny a** can
like pass fruit or butt cheeks. That makes sense because they say Asians have small, on the smaller
side. Not that I would know. Well, no, I would know.
I would know.
Yeah.
So what have you seen with races and sizes in general?
I would say it actually isn't.
I've s*** a lot of people.
I would say it actually isn't a race thing.
But I will say that if your d*** is smaller, sometimes it hurts more because the blood flow completely fills your p***.
So it becomes really hard like a carrot.
Versus when guys have like 13 inch cocks, their d***, like the blood flow can't like correctly circulate into their p***.
So their d*** are like spongy.
Oh, it's semi hard?
Like spongy hot dogs.
Yeah.
Wait, you've seen a 13?
Yeah.
I didn't know that was possible.
I have a scene of dread.
You could look it up.
Wow. But that's like surgery, right? Like that's not natural. No, no, his d*** is like that. What? Yeah. I didn't know that was possible. I have a scene of dread. You could look it up. Wow.
But that's like surgery, right?
Like that's not natural.
No, no, his **** is like that.
What?
Yeah, it's like that.
But I think he might have a hard time dating
because that's not everyday ****.
That's holiday ****.
Yeah, you got to prep for that.
I think good everyday **** is four to six.
Oh, that's it?
Yeah.
That's not bad at all.
Four to seven.
Okay.
Four to eight. Okay. Four to eight.
Okay, now it's getting a bit wider.
Yeah, I mean, if you have preferences, yeah.
But still, being four, five, a lot of guys.
It's not like you need a girl with, like, giant p***s.
But if she has giant p***s, it's awesome.
It's a perk.
But it's not like I'm specifically only searching for, like, eight inches and above.
If I get it, it's, like, a little silly treat.
I wish we could find out a guy's p*** size before we, like, got there. But, yeah. searching for like eight inches and above if i get it it's like a little silly treat um i wish
we could find out a guy's size before we like got there but yeah yeah maybe they should add that on
dating apps like what's your size yeah i don't care about your height you don't care i've been
with so many short kings really i like short kings that are buff okay a lot of guys are actually
short because it means makes them closer to the ground so their dicks look bigger interesting i never thought of it that way a lot of tall guys because then your dicks
has to be really big proportionally wow that makes a lot of sense i'm not even lying about
no i'm thinking about true yeah what i've watched and i don't watch it anymore but
yeah that makes sense you don't watch anymore do you feel like it's bad for you
or you're just like bored of like the current climate of no limits like you could get way too
into it you know yeah so i try not to get there because i'm an addictive personality oh word i
see i see i people always ask me if i'm like desensitized from like sex and because obviously
i surround myself with it a lot but like i would say like it depends on the context like i could
see someone in front of us right now and it wouldn't like.
You wouldn't get turned on?
Unless they were looking at me and being like, you like that?
Then I would be like me.
Oh, yeah, I could.
I'm like in a neutral state of horny.
I could get there, but like I don't need to.
Okay.
Yeah, I can focus pretty easily.
So it's like a switch.
You can control it.
Yeah.
I mean, like sometimes like, for i'm kind of like a girl
cuck like i love watching people but like it happens all the time everywhere i go that like
unless it's directly for me it doesn't really mean anything wow yeah yeah let's dive into that
because watching people have sex you have these parties from what i've heard who told you that
i got sources who's telling everyone in the
world knows i throw parties and it's like the most hilarious like multiverse like fact about me yeah
i'm pretty sure you said it on a pod okay they're sex-friendly parties like i would say like 10%
of people are the rest of us are eating hors d'oeuvres and like getting to know each other
and like sitting by the fireplace okay that would be me probably but 10% so if you have a hundred people about ten of them are
Yeah, yeah, cuz it's like it's also a testing thing. You know what I mean?
Like if we if I see I don't know what your friends are like
but if I tell them like a I f*** this guy the first thing they ask is is he tested and I'm always like
What are you f***ing watching? Like yeah, he is tested. So so there that wouldn't be the first thing i would
ask yeah well it would be the first thing you'd ask was it good really yeah does it get you like
off no it's just like if someone told me they had sex i would be like oh was it good like did you
enjoy it it excites me when people are good um but i really love like a hilariously bad sex story
those are always have you had any like in my life yeah yeah
but it's like pizza like even bad sex there's still sex oh really yeah okay have you had bad
sex so my body counts only one what what yeah ever in your life yeah so i i would say no yeah
well maybe when i first was starting i don't know that's so beautiful yeah i love that so that's why
this is interesting to me.
I have never heard.
Well, no, of course I have.
I haven't heard of like a monogamous person in a long time.
Really?
Yeah.
Well, I'm polyamorous, you know, so I have a partner.
We've been together for four years.
Interesting.
I've never heard you talk about him.
No, I talk about him all the time.
It's like open.
I'm pretty open book about like the fact that I'm in a relationship and you don't care if he hooks up with someone that has nothing to do
with me wow but that's like i think the same for myself like i don't think what i i communicate
what needs to be communicated and i play within the boundaries that i'm allowed to like i can't
do everything with someone else but i make sure that i just check in on him constantly and make
sure he
feels good like if i feel like he's starting to get jealous or it's start i'm starting to like
spend too much time with another person i'll like roll it back because it's just my main person
now when it comes to having kids yeah i'm gonna have kids with that person yeah but i would like
kids like right at the edge of menopause so like 35 is that i would like say like 39 oh it's that
late okay yeah so that's pretty late for a woman yeah i could do it and a lot of like women like
whom have a lot of money freeze their eggs is that something you'd consider yeah for sure yeah
didn't the kardashians do that or something yeah i surrogate i am not in a rush for kids i like
love traveling and being my own person. Being a
financially independent woman is like one of the most powerful things you can be because I don't
really have to be controlled by a guy. Yeah, that's true. You're in a rare situation where
I feel like a lot of women aren't in that situation. And I think the relationships I have,
especially with men are much better because all the men in my life are because I want them and not because I need them.
Like I used to have such relationships before my current boyfriend where like if they cheated on me or if they were tired of me, they would kick me out.
And I'd be like, like, I have to figure my life out right now.
And I don't want anyone to have that type of power of me anymore.
Damn, you got kicked out?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I've been kicked out.
Well, my dad kicked me
out and then like i had boyfriends kick me out okay so why did your dad kick you out i had a
curfew of 10 p.m when i got home 10 30 but i don't like saying that because then everyone is like oh
that's why you like to get peed on and i'm like well nature versus nurture i don't know if like
his strictness made me like a kinkier person. I think it definitely made me
Sneakier, right? I think I made me more curious for sure asians be strict with those curfews with the homework
I wasn't allowed outside till I turned 17. What? Yeah, like yeah, I only went to school like during summer during holidays during weekends
I was at home or with my family and I had a tracking device on me till no way till college yeah he tracked your car uh i don't know how to drive so he tracked my phone
but i didn't get a phone until i turned 18 that is crazy but that's not why i'm like this i i
probably would have been like this even if my parents were like not super strict stereotypical
asian parents right do you still talk to them?
I would say our relationship is interesting
because right now it's like my life is perfect.
You know, I'm handled, you know,
and I don't really need them for anything.
So I think they're like, this is fine.
But I do know that once they find out,
they will literally explode.
Yeah, they might.
I don't even know how they'll react
no like if you have you if you've seen my like it's nuts yeah yeah it is pretty nice do i look
like that would be my what do you mean like do i look like i would create such evil no you are
wild for sure yeah i think it's like a fun duality because I feel like outwardly I feel like I don't give off this like intense energy
And lately I've kind of realized that
Nowadays has just become like a passion project for me because I actually don't feel like I need to make more money
Well, I do to live. Yeah and sustain this lifestyle, but I make so much money residually off of OnlyFans
I've just kind of been doing projects that are like really fulfilling for me nowadays.
That makes sense.
Cause you've, you've reached a certain point where your life won't really
change much if you make another million.
Yeah.
I mean, if I made like a hundred million, that would be crazy.
I would be somewhere else, but it's yeah.
Oh, what I was saying 10 conversations ago, I've been looking to diversify.
I want to get into like streetwear this year. Start your own brand. I want to get into like streetwear. Okay. This year.
Start your own brand.
I want to get into fashion and streetwear
and do something completely unrelated to
because I just want to see
how successful I can be without like
making it about Kazumi.
Kazumi is not even my real name.
It's an escort.
Right.
You know, that's like not who I actually am.
It is.
It's an extension but yeah so the clothing
brand would be under your real name you're saying I don't think it would have any connection to me
or my name I just want to create good work like unrelated to what I did before this and I want to
see if it can stand on its own business yeah that's smart pretty much what Lana Rhodes did right
she was in the industry for a couple years and now she's out making money in other avenues yeah
she's an interesting character to me because I'm from a totally different generation of because i'm I started off as an independent
Content creator whereas she started with studio, right?
So I feel like her experiences are probably like night and day compared to what I was
Yeah, I have seen you talk about her actually. Yeah, because now she kind of bashes the industry
I wouldn't I would say anyone's experience in the entertainment industry is totally valid i think she got into when she was 18 i got into
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A year ago.
Oh, that's it?
Yeah.
And I'm 26 turning on 27.
Okay.
And I make my own money.
So like I'm only agreeing to projects that I actually want to do.
So I don't really have that like trial and error of like dealing with shit I don't want to do
or feeling like I need to do before I'm ready or doing all that.
So I don't know what her actual experience is like.
Interesting.
So 26, that's kind of late to enter the game, right?
I wouldn't even say late.
But if someone calls me a MILF, I will kill myself.
So don't.
I mean, in like five years.
Yeah.
MILF is not an age.
It's a cup size.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Like I feel like i have milf
tits okay you know like if i like go a step higher it's like i'm in milf season there's
no going back did you get a procedure on those yeah yeah my i'm pretty gmo bro like this whole
situation like is all modified yeah wow even the face uh yeah i just recently took off a chin
implant that's why i didn't do podcasts for I just recently took off a chin implant. That's why I didn't do
podcasts for a while because I had a chin implant that was melting my face and slowly floating down
and people kept commenting about how my face was like deformed. So it's gone. So this is actually
my natural face. It wasn't natural last year though, which is why my face is different.
Yeah. You see with Simon Cowell, I think he's getting a ton of heat for the plastic surgery
on his face. The guy from America's Got talent you know it's crazy i think i i like bimboification what's up you know
just well i mean it's self-explanatory like it's just like the creation like just turning into a
bimbo but really i just like anyone creating like a life for themselves however it looks like if you
want to get fully tatted like and tattoo
your eyeballs and tattoo your teeth and just look nuts um whatever whatever is clever bro like
whatever makes you happy you don't care about it yeah i went to a furry convention like i gotta
hear about that a few years ago and of course i went there to laugh and actually i came enlightened
because i was like you know i like saw this guy and he was dressed up like a fox and not to assume but i assume that in his personal life he's
probably a dork because he spent three grand on a fox fursuit but in this world he was so cool
like everyone was taking pictures of him yeah he was like dapping people up i was like you know
like who am i to take that away from someone else? Which is why I don't mind any type of person, like trans people or like furries or like bimbofication.
Like if my tits were this big, I still deserve respect.
Even if it's like something you don't understand, you don't have to destroy it.
Yeah, for sure.
What costume did you wear to that furries convention?
I was just the cat girl.
Okay.
Yeah, standard.
Nice.
Have you ever had to dress up anything crazy for a scene or anything um i feel like most scenes i play myself
or like different permutations i play a hooker a lot okay yeah i think the video you saw me i was
a hooker pretty much yeah you went on the street and said wanna have sex yes hey let's uh i also play like a reality tv show girl a lot i just did
another reality tv show a few months ago and that was funny nice yeah it was like love island except
island oh yeah yeah like it was like we all it was like like 20 of us just living in this like
nice house and we just had like sex challenges and we just the whole time
wow all 20 of you at the same time um yeah i would say like at the same time jeez on and off
it they had like a system where if you had a green bracelet then you were good to go
if you had a yellow bracelet you were down to be on camera but you didn't need to and like red meant
like don't don't go anywhere i'm tired of yeah wow i
just kept a green bracelet on the whole time i just got railed 24 7 wow yeah yeah you said you've
been on more gangbangs and podcasts yeah for sure i mean how many podcasts have i been on like 25
yeah i've probably done like 1 million gangbangs no just kidding just kidding
just kidding is she kidding though guys i think
i've done a lot i've done gang bangs the most in my personal life oh outside of shooting yeah
like when i did my black raw gang bang i did a lot of research because i just have talked so much
about gang bangs i was like i knew i had to stand on business of it like i remember like
i did my market research,
which is watch a bunch of gang bangs,
but I also messaged every girl I knew who was a gang bang girl.
I asked a bunch of fans.
I had one fan send me an email
with timestamps of important gang bangs
with different notes on each one.
And yeah, I just studied the f*** out of it.
Wow.
So what were some takeaways
when you were studying like certain positions or things
you need to do?
When you get to performing versus sex, it's a lot more camera awareness and like the,
like the tech, the technique, like something like the way I would ride in real life, um,
sucks because it lasts 10 seconds.
And then I say, nevermind.
Um, if I i'm gonna ride you
on camera i'm doing it in a way that's a lot more aesthetically pleasing um i think one of my big
gangbang takeaways was just be vocal like i have like a note on my notes app like a list of like
like dirty talk ad libs to spit out like i don't know what else to say that's actually smart because
sometimes you're in the moment and you don't know what to say like i don't know what else to say. That's actually smart because sometimes you're in the moment
and you don't know what to say.
No, like I don't want to say harder, harder, harder
like the whole time.
Like I don't want to like say bruise my esophagus.
And just knowing that like weird is better if you stand on it.
You know like punch my stomach in.
Yeah, with.
I want to feel it tomorrow.
I want to be in a wheelchair.
Yeah.
Mix it up a bit.
Yeah. Some people got the same one or two liners.
But at the stage you're at now,
you pretty much know all the guys you're filming with, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I pretty much know everyone.
I try.
I really prefer OnlyFans over mainstream because obviously with OnlyFans,
it's my own production.
And with mainstream, you can't always choose who your partners are.
But with my gangbang, I was super specific. specific i was like this is like my christening yeah this was like this is
like the most important day of my year last year did you do anything with uh spencer the guy who
introduced us he was in that reality show oh he was there yeah and we he me on a roof damn can i
say that yeah me on a roof and then when he out, he like nut over the roof onto like three
girls on the ground.
Like he hockeyed them from like from the roof to the floor to the ground.
Damn, my boy.
Yeah, he like aimed.
He like sniper rifled that.
Yeah.
It was funny because I was just getting pumped in the roof, and I was like, what about me?
Like no drugs.
Oh, you wanted some?
Yeah.
Wow.
I didn't know my man was like that out here god damn spencer i don't know what um what
angle he gave you if he was just being normal he didn't even tell me you guys did a scene together
honestly oh well then click no but that that space fascinates me because he said he's like top 10 on
the male side no he's great he's amazing i think he's fantastic yeah because
on the male side i feel like it's harder to make a name for yourself absolutely i think there's a
lot more pressure because i can fake it you know not that i do but you can't fake a hard well you
can but uh what's the thing they take trimax where they shoot it up yeah the injection yeah yeah yeah
and some people have the implant too implant yeah yeah where you like press your balls and then your
gets no way and then you press it again and then your goes back down what yeah some hydraulic
system that doesn't sound like it's enjoyable though oh it is you've done it before well yeah
i've someone if it's like that yeah no way but why would you do that i'd be able to i want to control it you
know what i mean there's a famous story i um you know prince yoshua he always girls of his
timberlands on no he's from new york obviously and he messaged me and he was like hey we're
shooting tomorrow but i broke my so i was 11 inches and now i'm only nine and I was like where'd the rest of the and he was like it's like
reverse cowgirl it's gone what and I was like luckily you still luckily you started off at 11
because some guys can't lose two inches no not at all because if you're four and you lose two
that's you're over now you're down to micro level yeah um micro is there okay you've seen them yeah i've seen them okay i hung out with a guy
from my group last week yeah and i peed on him okay so you could still do other things i guess
yeah yeah i think like everything is malleable it's just playing around with like what else we
could do yeah but then there's that are shorter than that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I've seen those guys. Yeah, it goes inwards, right?
I forget what it's called. Yeah, it was
Basically, yeah inverted
No someone I know probably does. Uh, I
Don't know. I like always feel bad for those guys because I feel like
It's time to stop body shaming men. There's nothing wrong with a small
It's easier for a girl to say I think with men it's time to stop body shaming men there's nothing wrong with a small it's easier for a girl to say i think with men it's very competitive yeah i think they really care about that's why i love gang bangs after a
while like like two inches feels like eight inches
really it's all the same wow yeah i mean it's just well no
psych but like it's like you're in there life is one big gang bang it doesn't
matter if you're first or last you just be happy when it's like you're in there. Life is one big gangbang. It doesn't matter if you're first or last.
You just be happy when it's your turn.
Life is one big gangbang.
You got to frame that somewhere.
Yeah.
I mean, well, unless you're you, I guess you're having your first and last and only.
Hopefully.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'm a rare breed these days.
And it's not even for religious reasons, which is...
She's just awesome.
I love that.
Yeah, she's just the one.
But I feel like, I don't know.
It's an interesting space to learn about it for sure. No, it's super cool. I think that. She's just the one. But I feel like, I don't know. It's an interesting space to learn about it for sure.
No, it's super cool. Like I think my boyfriend is the coolest guy ever. Like he's awesome.
But going exclusive is out of the question.
No. And I don't think either of us want that. That's not like been a thing we've ever been into.
You've never even talked about it?
We started off open and like, even like, if I like asked like, would you ever be monogamous i think we would both laugh
like that's just not in our essence okay yeah even before like we would like go to swinger
parties and get together nice whatever like it's like a social thing like and also all my friends
so it's like if i want to go to a party like do i have to be like they're yeah you know i can't
tap in.
Right.
Swinger parties.
There's a lot of those in Vegas I heard.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's a green door and s***.
What's a green door?
Oh, nothing.
So when you're at a swinger party, what's the initiation when you run into another couple?
What do you guys do?
I'm not really a couples person.
I like one-on-ones.
Okay.
I'll do a threesome and I'll do an
but I'm either one-on-one or gangbang. I like guys. No in between. I like guys. I'll do girls
if like it just feels like this is hilarious. You know like if I make out with a girl ha ha ha
that's so funny. If we start fingering each other this is the funniest ever. Like if we start if she
pulls out a strap I'm sucking her strap, dude, what are we doing?
Like, it's so funny.
But I would say like, in terms of like a spectrum,
I'm way more straight than gay.
Like, I've obviously done threesomes of girls
on camera and stuff, but those are like
really handpicked women that I think are like psychotic
and they'll just go nuts.
There's some yeah level of
trust there yeah yeah because I remember I did a girl on girl scene for vixen yeah for slayed
and I remember there was a part where vicky chase like whispers to me and it was like make me
make me and I like looked at her and I was like I don't know how like alpha yeah I was like uh
you're gonna have to fake this like I don't know how to do it Yeah, I was like, you're going to have to fake this.
Like, I don't know how to do it.
Wow.
I figured it out.
I figured it out.
But I definitely was like...
You need to educate the men here because they struggle as well.
I can eat a good **** and I can finger a girl pretty well.
But that's because I have my own.
And I'm sure like since you have a ****, you would know how to suck a ****.
I've never tried it, but...
But I'm sure you know what it takes. I don't know. I mean, they say that about gay to suck it. I've never tried it, but I'm sure, you know what it takes.
I don't know.
I mean, they say that about gay guys though.
I've heard that.
Yeah.
It's like you have a, so you would know, you know, bad versus a good one.
If like the test was like on, you'd do it.
Wow.
I'm trying not to even picture this.
So you mentioned you got into this industry at 26, right?
What were you doing before that?
I was a marketing executive.
Really?
Yeah, swag.
Wow.
This is a marketing podcast.
So let's go.
Let's talk about that.
Yeah, let's go.
I mean, honestly, that was the title of my position.
But I think I was in an MLM, honestly.
I did learn a lot because I feel like their cult tactics really like in like
permeated into my brain, but they had me go like door to door and business to business. So I felt
like a thing that was really vital in their teachings was to not be embarrassed. Like I'm
here to close. Yeah. It's ABC always be closing. Like I've done a bunch of embarrassed in my career um so much embarrassed
and it's it's about the bottom line it's about the number like whatever i'll cry in tahiti and
i don't mean like i'm gonna sell out my soul i've stayed i've stood on my morals and the type of
person i am but i think a lot of women like try to polish themselves too much. And that's why they don't go viral.
And that's why they like don't get it.
Yeah, you're more relatable.
And this, the marketing probably helps you blow up
this stuff, right?
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, I blew up on OnlyFans specifically
because I was making memes.
Cause I find memes are like the best form of propaganda.
Like everyone wants to be in on the joke.
Everyone wants to feel like they're a part of community.
And I just, at the time, I didn't think I was like that hot like or like hot enough to have people
I'm not like a Danny banks, you know
Like I'm not like a girl like I could take a picture and then people will like subscribe to me
So I felt like an easy solution was to make memes of like myself and see if those would go viral
interesting, yeah, the first meme I had was, um, a Photoshop
image of me getting kicked out of Harvard for having OnlyFans. And I just took a few selfies
and that went viral everywhere. That is smart. Yeah. Wow. So you got it on the meme pages.
Yeah. I got it on the meme pages. And then that's when you realize you could pay meme pages. So then
I started doing a lot more of those. And then I started doing podcasts because this is unlimited viral material, however way I want to clip it.
But I would say I got kind of bored of it sometime last year.
So you got to find that next passion.
Yeah, that's why I want to get into streetwear or fashion and like really delve into something that's like more exciting for me.
I think I know how to do this and it's time to like learn a new
task nice and that's smart because in your industry girls kind of fizzle out right yeah yeah and I
think I like I made my footnote like you know who Kazumi is yeah you know and or if you don't know
then you've you're gonna know um but I want to just try out new projects especially like
my money with OnlyFans has kind of like steadily declined.
And I don't want to feel that fear of like, do I have to keep dancing like a monkey and like get on a stream and get humiliated all over again just to make more money?
That doesn't really feel like more money in my life.
Right. Yeah. I've seen you on some dating shows just get roasted.
Yeah. And it's like, again, it's like it was always about the bottom line. Right. Yeah. I've seen you on some dating shows just get roasted. Yeah. And it's like, again, it's like it was always about the bottom line. Right.
Like it's not like I'm stupid. Like I know why I'm on the whatever podcast.
I know why I'm on the Fresh and Fit podcast. It's like we're all self-aware that this is a symbiotic relationship where controversy breeds conversations and conversations boost us in the algorithm.
Like we all know what's happening. But at a time it was just just kind of like I don't this doesn't really make me feel good
This is way more demeaning than getting pissed on Wow
Yeah, at least one is consensual like between two parties that respect each other and like one is like just kind of like
You know, it's it's creating a worst world
Which is like insane to assume that like me
creating like my own filthy is not destroying the world in a different way. I don't even think
it's destroying the world because I'm not here to change anyone's minds about sex. But if you
resonate with me, then I hope you feel more seen, you know, like I'm not here to say like my
lifestyle is something anyone should embody. I'm definitely a weird person.
But when I saw Sasha Gray do an interview of Tyra Banks a million years ago,
I felt really seen.
Because my whole life, I've been told I'm really different
and there's something wrong with me.
And it was nice to know that maybe there isn't.
Yeah, you definitely don't fit into traditional Asian culture, right? oh no i'm like a nightmare my parents would literally kill themselves yeah
oh man what was your friend group going up were you with the nerds were you with the cool kids
i was in film so i wanted to get i went to school for screenwriting so i was always in like the film
crew okay so kind of the nerdier yeah i was artsy i had bangs like this oh and so since i was a nerd
i was always horny because nerds...
Yeah, nerds are horny, right?
Like everyone was horny, but I didn't lose my virginity till high school, till college.
That's late.
Yeah.
These days at least.
Well, I did in high school.
Damn.
But just like once to appease God.
What?
Yeah, I was doing the poop hole loophole.
I don't know what that is I just because God at the time saw sex is like evil and heinous so I was like well
what about but interest they do in Japan because in Japan you're censored but
they don't sense asshole because everyone has one oh wow so that goes
down in Japan.
Yeah, I heard at BYU they do soaking.
Have you heard of that?
Yeah.
And they have hump jumping.
Yeah.
Interesting.
I kind of like soaking.
You've done it?
Well, not like for the purposes of like the Mormon religion, but like I've like had like
a inside me and we've just kind of like.
Just chilled?
Yeah, just chilled.
Wow.
Try it.
It's like a nice way to bond.
Really?
Huh.
Yeah, maybe there's some science behind it
about some emotional bondage.
Yeah.
Interesting.
Well, Kazumi, it's been fun.
I'm pretty speechless from here,
but anything you're trying to promote or close off with?
I'm starting a streetwear brand,
but it's not going to be related to me.
So if you see something cool...
That's you.
That's me all
right well thanks for coming on yeah thanks for watching guys yup see you guys tomorrow bye