Digital Social Hour - Networking in Vegas: The Secret to Big Opportunities | John Ferguson DSH #1397

Episode Date: June 8, 2025

Is AI taking over the world? 🤖 On this exciting episode of the Digital Social Hour, Sean Kelly sits down for a no-holds-barred conversation packed with laughs, wild stories, and deep insights about... the rise of AI and its potential to shake up our future. From debates about robots replacing humans to personal anecdotes about life, relationships, and even celebrity encounters, this episode has it all! 🌟 Tune in now to hear hilarious takes, surprising truths, and thought-provoking ideas about the future of AI, the influencer life, and everything in between. Whether it’s discussing AI relationships, career challenges, or everyday struggles, this episode is an honest, unfiltered look at life in the digital age. 🌐 Don’t miss out—join the conversation and share YOUR thoughts in the comments! 💬 Watch now and subscribe for more insider secrets from the Digital Social Hour with Sean Kelly! 📺 Hit that subscribe button and stay tuned for more eye-opening stories and episodes. 🚀 Let’s explore the future together! CHAPTERS: 00:00 - Intro 00:31 - Hangovers Recovery Tips 03:45 - Gorilla vs. Little People Debate 05:01 - TheraSage Benefits and Uses 07:05 - Fighting Sean Strickland: Would You? 09:45 - Future of AI: Robot Takeover Implications 11:38 - Overcoming Everyday Challenges 14:04 - Height Preferences: 4ft vs. 7ft 17:06 - Inside Drake's House: A Tour 21:30 - Adult Films: Would You Participate? 27:58 - NBA Playoffs Overview 29:36 - Giannis Antetokounmpo's Free Agency Predictions 31:10 - Overview of Canadian Politics 35:45 - Telling Your Mom About Adult Film Experiences 39:20 - GOAT of the Adult Industry Discussion 41:25 - Age Perception: How Old Do You Look? 42:42 - Brad's Hobbies and Interests APPLY TO BE ON THE PODCAST: https://www.digitalsocialhour.com/application BUSINESS INQUIRIES/SPONSORS: jenna@digitalsocialhour.com GUEST: John Ferguson https://www.instagram.com/johnlferguson/ LISTEN ON: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/digital-social-hour/id1676846015 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5Jn7LXarRlI8Hc0GtTn759 Sean Kelly Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/seanmikekelly/ The views and opinions expressed by guests on Digital Social Hour are solely those of the individuals appearing on the podcast and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of the host, Sean Kelly, or the Digital Social Hour team. While we encourage open and honest conversations, Sean Kelly is not legally responsible for any statements, claims, or opinions made by guests during the show. Listeners are encouraged to form their own opinions and consult professionals for advice where appropriate. Content on this podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only and should not be considered legal, medical, financial, or professional advice. Digital Social Hour works with participants in sponsored media and stays compliant with Federal Communications Commission (FCC) regulations regarding sponsored media. #ad #aidemocratization #selfimprovement #machinelearning #aiethics #ai #aiuncovered #generativeai #machinelearning #jobsreport #aijobs #digitalmarketing #socialmediamarketing #lasvegasnetworking #networking #celebrityphilanthropy #digitalmarketing #socialmediamarketing #lasvegasnetworking #networking #celebrityphilanthropy

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Yeah, I would I have no issues with nudity whatsoever and sex. How is every human here? I mean, I know there's surgeries now, but you're here because of sex. Like the world works off of sex. So I have no issues having sex on camera and uploading it. All right, guys, got John back on third time right? Third time. Let's go. My second time alone I had Sammy in the middle one, but number three because why not? I never shut up. Yeah, and we got celebrity poker tournament this week. Shout out to Blake. Bro, that's gonna be a fun event.
Starting point is 00:00:42 I'm gonna do the interviews pregame and then hopefully interview some of the players as they walk out because it's an open bar. So as you walk out, you'll probably be drunk and I can ask you some crazy questions. Smart. How drunk are you going to be? I'll let you know afterwards. I'll let you know how hungover I get. There's something about an open bar.
Starting point is 00:01:04 Actually no, anything free. I just love. Yeah. It's like the average human who will line up for hours for a free slice of pizza when you could have worked for like half an hour and made that same amount of money for a pizza. But everybody just loves fries. I'm sure when you pull up to a bar you're getting drinks paid for you, right? That's the issue and the ironic part is everyone wants to get the little person hammered but all I need is like three brewskis and I'm hammered. I don't need unlimited free shots. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:32 Yeah three and you're good three shots. That's why I learned. Oh yeah. I need like 13. I could imagine. Well my metabolism is just so fast. Yeah. So even when I'm drunk it's only for like an hour Really? Yeah, two hours. Maybe it's actually great. It's almost like smoking weed. It's like an hour and a half Yeah, it's gone quick. Well, how how are your hangovers? Okay, I'll admit this as I've gotten older. I'm 28 now I actually get hangovers, but when I was in my early 20s, I could drink 30 shots and not get a hangover That's insane. Yeah, but now I feel like a headache and...
Starting point is 00:02:07 Bro, the headaches are the worst. The headaches are... I'm grateful I have hangovers because it makes me not want to just always have alcohol, but yeah, the hangovers, I just feel anxious and miserable. Yeah, I can't do wine drunk anymore because the hangover just hurts. The wine's bad. Hurts so much. You need that clear stuff.
Starting point is 00:02:27 Yeah, the wine, I don't know if it's the sugar or whatever, but you wake up feeling like ass. But I'll probably have a couple of Nicola Baltras at CPT. Hell yeah. I feel like you have to in that environment. No, you don't have to. But it's a lot more fun for me because I have all these athletes four times my size Walking around blabbering with me and I just all of them are hammered. Mm-hmm You introduced me to Nick Nayorsena last tournament and yeah, he just fought Sean Strickland. Did you see that?
Starting point is 00:02:59 Yeah, that was I'm actually really proud of Nick because so many influencers or creators were just blabbering and say shit, hoping for clips or views. But Nick actually went into that octagon and fought arguably one of the scariest MMA athletes we've ever seen. Twice, he went back. And I don't think Nick has any experience.
Starting point is 00:03:24 I mean, I've lived at his house for a few weeks and he never practiced. So I don't think he had much experience in the octagon and he went in against a f*****g phenom. Sean's right next door. If you want to challenge him after this. No, I do not fight anyone. Not even with my words. I'm just scared. Have you seen the hunter person versus gorilla debate yet? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:49 And I was thinking about that. And then obviously my stupid brain thought, okay, well, a hundred men, like regular avatars, how many little people to kill a gorilla? And I'm thinking we're in the seven figures. Damn. Without a weapon. If you include a weapon, I guess we could be. I don't think there's enough little people on this planet to kill a gorilla.
Starting point is 00:04:12 So you think you need a million little people? Yeah, that's a lot of reproduction. I don't think there are over a million little people on the planet right now. So one gorilla could kill every single little person on the planet right now. That is my statement. Wow. How many little people would it take to knock down Sean Strickland? Oh, I'd say 400. 400? But all at once. It isn't like one after the other. Like 400 little people surround Sean Strich and I really hope this room is soundproof and we all just come at him he's gonna take you up on that offer he is yeah yeah like bro he already walked over I mean he's got
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Starting point is 00:07:20 I would love to. I mean, I'd have to earn his respect first. I don't think he'd just come on. Yeah, he'll probably respect how hard you work though, like, you know, honestly. I would love to I mean I'd have to earn his respect first. I don't think he'd just come on. Yeah He'll probably respect how hard you work though. Like, you know, honestly, yeah Well, he probably doesn't even consider this work Do you think you can knock someone out if you punch them no, I really like that's my honest answer I don't have like the reach. Like from here to here the force isn't strong enough to knock someone out. Maybe like a half year old human.
Starting point is 00:07:53 Maybe like a baby or three. Yeah, I could knock them out. I won't because I don't want to spend my life in prison. But I could knock out a baby. I think I feel confident. Anything older than four? Probably not. I feel that. Have you ever been in a drunk fight or a bar fight or anything? Really? Ironically, or wait, I guess that's not ironic. Whenever I'm wasted, I'm like, I'm a lover.
Starting point is 00:08:18 So everyone likes me. You get touchy? No, no, no. I don't get weirdly friendly.. I just get like just really friendly But then I also hit a limit where I just shut the fuck up and I don't say anything. You go mute Yeah, I'm a silent drunk. I'm in the corner by myself. Which is actually great though because you would rather Once you're hammered and you don't really have much self-control to just not say anything Mmm, because I have friends who will be like, oh, you fucking pussy, like all this in like an alleyway.
Starting point is 00:08:48 And I'm like, OK, I'm going to call my Uber. I'll see you guys later. Angry drunk, right? Yeah, I'm not an angry drunk whatsoever. I would say I'm angrier in the morning when I'm editing and my computer freezes. That's like the angriest you will ever see me. When I pay
Starting point is 00:09:05 X amount for a quality MacBook and it freezes that is my highest level of anger. That's why they make you buy a new one every two three years. They want them to slow down. Bro, the rainbow wheel. Yep. I get so mad. I have to buy a new phone every two years, a new MacBook every three years. Yeah, I do the iPhone every other year. Yeah. You have to because they slow them down, bro It'll be like half an hour. Yeah, and you have to plug it in again I mean time is money and if if it's slowing you down, you know, that's one thing we can't buy Yeah for now though. I know that with all this
Starting point is 00:09:40 Freakish AI stuff. Mmm. I don't think anything's impossible I'm I was actually blabbering outside with your producer about at what level of this AI And robots will just be too much and we won't even need humans Cuz it's just grab an employment rapidly at the moment But what if okay, we don't need anyone to work so everyone just feels like they have no purpose And you know what happens after that, but then I was like alright Well at least you'll have one another and you'll love you'll love one another What if Elon or whoever creates robots where you can love the robot?
Starting point is 00:10:24 That is just weird. Do you think you could ever date an AI if it was realistic? No. That's like some freaky thing. I could never be in a relationship with a robot. I could have them help me with things. I could hang out with them, maybe play 1v1 basketball on like a Fisher Price net.
Starting point is 00:10:44 But besides that, I cannot love a robot but I know many will it's already happening I think in Asia yeah I think there's um like AI robots over there and what are you having sex with the AI robot I believe so yeah and they're gonna make artificial wombs I think there's already some in the market I thought flashlights were weird wait till people are having sex with robots. Yeah. Well, there's already sex Sex dolls, so they're just gonna turn them into sex AI and sex robots What if the robots end up murdering us I know there's a Zillion movies about that. It's a reality though soon. It's gonna happen within the next five years.
Starting point is 00:11:25 I wonder if they'll make any of the robots small like me. Mmm. I always wonder that. It would help them save money. Because we're all about equality. So like, will they make small robots? Yeah. I guess not. How is it grocery shopping for you? Oh, I climb. Like I'll be honest. I don't give a shit. I will climb whatever shelf I have to at the grocery shop Usually when it's like let's say spaghetti and it's up top. Yeah, I will put whatever I'm holding like my shopping. I'll throw my shopping cart on the other side of the aisle I'll climb up and I'll like hakeem el-lajwan the food
Starting point is 00:12:05 from the shelf after I climbed up. That's how I grocery shop. But then I get home and half of the items are broken because I threw them from the top shelf onto the floor. It's fine. Sounds like a lawsuit. You could probably see the grocery store for discrimination. Dude, find me a lawyer who can do that.
Starting point is 00:12:22 That'd be good. What's the hardest everyday thing to do I guess? Hardest everything? Ah! Bathroom? No. Hardest, but I handle it like it's fine, is most definitely when my clothes are in the washer and I like my underwear to go in the dryer because I don't like that like crusty feeling. So I plop it up but then you have to click like all the options. Oh the buttons yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:52 Yeah so I'd say laundry is the hardest but I don't like my mom to ever do my laundry. For some reason even though her son has small ass clothes she will put my clothes into my father's closet my sisters whatever this is only whenever I'm home I'm hardly ever home but that's just an example like I hate when anyone else does my laundry but laundry for myself it's hard to do mmm I could see that but there's plenty of things that are harder for me in life but you know what if I really hated it that much, I wouldn't be here. I love it. I will never change the fact that I'm small.
Starting point is 00:13:32 Really? I have so many things in my life that have happened because I'm small. And I'm so grateful for that. And there's a lot of pros. And I just feel like it's so easy to create friends. Obviously, I feel like I'm a friendly human, but leveraging my height and what I look like in order to create friendships and network
Starting point is 00:13:57 has been probably the largest pro of being a little person. I love it. Would you either be four feet tall or seven feet tall? See the only way I can answer that Sean is if you confirm at seven foot I'm playing in the NBA. Oh. Because if not then four foot. If I'm an average human with an average employment I'd rather be small than seven foot. Okay. I'm being completely honest. Like I love being small. There's also some advantages.
Starting point is 00:14:28 So any inch past, I think it's five, 10, you lose a year on average. Ooh. So if you're like seven feet tall, you generally don't live as long. So that's why you film so many episodes every week. I lost seven years, man. I'm six, six.
Starting point is 00:14:42 Yeah, no, that's the thing though. Like I learned this from John Sally, who's like seven feet. He said a lot of his friends have passed away already in their fifties and sixties. Damn. I don't know if it's like that for little people too, but. It's the opposite. I think our life expectancy is about 84.
Starting point is 00:14:59 So, damn. I hope you guys are enjoying the show. Please don't forget to like and subscribe. It helps the show a lot with the algorithm. Thank you. Damn. Three years. You guys live way longer than average. Wait. No, it's below average. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:15:11 84? I don't know if that was the... But it was three years below the average. Oh, okay. So... Well, the averages are always changing. Right There's it's 71 for us men. Oh Shit, yeah, and I think it's like the men. I don't know It's like 75 for women in the US, but each country has their own averages. Okay. Yeah, but 84. It's pretty good. I
Starting point is 00:15:37 Think I don't know what Canada is Canada might be higher than us because we have got the water And you have better water and we got shit food over here so yeah we got plenty of fast food up there too it's about yeah yeah we got to move you out here man I think we talked about this last time bro I really after us so you probably yeah you did you were hanging around me right before Christmas I was on a little bit of a like eight week rage or like I was just hammered everywhere I went. And I quit after Christmas and I feel great again, which is nice.
Starting point is 00:16:10 I mean, I'll have a few if there's like a real reason, but I was going hard and it affects little people liver hard. Did you get a blood test or something that's- Yeah, they're like your liver, your liver enzymes need some help. Damn. Shit! No more Blake Wind free open bar at DPT. But no, no, uh, I would, I would honestly consider moving to Las Vegas for the networking. It's great networking.
Starting point is 00:16:42 And there's so many events that happen. Yeah. Everyday. UFC, Power Slop, Celebrity Poker Tour events. It's great networking and there's so many events that happen. Yeah every day you have see power slop celebrity poker throw even WrestleMania was here that was lit. I wish you came for that. How was that? It it changed my opinion of wrestling because I'm gonna be honest. I thought wrestling was super dumb Yeah beforehand. Yeah, cuz it's like scripted or whatever but seeing the work that goes into it Yeah, I have to respect these athletes. That shit ain't easy. So incredible. I'm surprised you haven't had Logan on here.
Starting point is 00:17:10 One day, he just went on Aiden Ross. Shout out to Aiden. You just went on Aiden Ross too. Yeah, I love Aiden. He's actually really nice. Yeah, you and Drake. Was that in Toronto? Yep.
Starting point is 00:17:19 So that was like an hour from where I lived. Nice. His house though is insane. Full court indoor hoop. Drake has nine security guards just out front of his house. Holy crap. Like eight SUVs and I'm like they let me in though they didn't want me or anything I just had an iPhone. I believed walking in his house though that I would lose my Well, like I was fully prepared for like a whole search. Yeah sign it away. They didn't do anything They're like, all right, have fun walk in there. No one even walked me in his house. What you walked in walk in this Mega house. I believe they claimed it was like a hundred million in
Starting point is 00:18:03 Renovations he lives in a castle. Yeah, and he bought his neighbor's house. I heard yeah He's really nice. He's just a sweetheart. I will never have one bad thing to say about the six God Because I've seen him a few times. I won't ever claim I met him because it was like hey man What's up? Like wasn't like we had like a whole heart to heart but that evening at his house I hung out with him a little bit more and that was pretty cool. I love that He is like arguably the most famous Canadian so it was him and Bieber I would say or one or two I hope he's okay because I know he I don't know if it's all like the online
Starting point is 00:18:46 News or whatever. Yeah. Yeah, you never know what to believe when you see it in the media. My mom had no idea what to believe three weeks after having me when they said it was a little person. That wasn't in the plans for her? No. My mom planned on always having four kids, right? Yeah. I grew up in an average height. I grew up with a whole average height family to give you guys some brief background. So my mom had one kid, cool.
Starting point is 00:19:13 An average size girl. My mom had a second kid, another average height girl. And my mom had a third kid. She had a four foot now, a very small man as a son. Well, my mom never had that fourth child because if the third one looked like this, you could only imagine what the fourth one would look like. So she held off and I think she's happy with her family. Got to be happy with three, you know.
Starting point is 00:19:41 Yeah. So it was one in 36,000 chance Damn. that her and my father had a small child. Is that for everyone or is that for- That's for average height. And then if I, because I'm already small, if I hook up with another little person, it's 50% small, 25% average height,
Starting point is 00:20:01 but then the other 25, it won't survive. No way. However, if I hook up with an average right it's like half and half odds. Whoa 50-50 quarter chance they don't survive. Yeah, and it's happened a lot. I got plenty of friends damn sad Fortunately, yeah, they did survive but that's why you don't want kids. You don't want that. That's a huge reason But I also wanted an NBA player as a son Maybe you guys are that if you guys can figure out on AI or something the odds of me having an NBA son if they're greater than 20% I'll do it. I mean maybe you can either marry a
Starting point is 00:20:39 Arena Williams a seven-foot girl or adopt. That like wholeheartedly that is my plan if I do ever want to have a kid is yeah I'll be a dog my fiance wants to adopt to know you well she wants our own but yeah I want a lot and I feel bad making her pretty I have a few friends as well like who are older who the first three were Blood yeah, the rest that's kind of what I want. I want that with kids and with dogs. I want to start rescuing a bunch of dogs. Yeah, it's an incredible thing to do.
Starting point is 00:21:11 I want to be able to give them a good opportunity, man. Cause not everyone gets that. Not everyone does. And it's obviously a lot of luck, but it's also how hard you worked as well. That too. Cause I look at like how I grew up and it was decent, middle-class, whatever, but I still worked really hard. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:21:28 Like you see it I see how hard you work. It's hilarious like a lot of folks rightfully so believe that I'm only here since I'm small but it's like I have so many little friends working their asses off hoping they can end up on the internet and it's harder than just hey I'm four foot plop me on and let me be viral like you need personality there's so much work that no one even sees that happens like even ahead of this I was in shout out Spencer I was in his place editing for like five hours damn you know what I mean yeah shout out to Spencer. If it all falls and crashes, I'm hopping on OnlyFans. I don't know if that should be.
Starting point is 00:22:08 You're going to end up like Tiny Smalls? Yeah. That guy. He must have made a bag off that. Dude, I just met him a month and a half ago. I didn't know because Ryan had uploaded them. And I didn't know that little shit was French Canadian. Is he? So I'm Canadian.
Starting point is 00:22:27 He's French Canadian. So he grew up like four hours from me. He hit me up on Insta and he's so fucking hilarious. He's all friendly and everything. So I plan on hanging out with him. I won't collaborate with him yet on his OnlyFans. But yeah, so he hooked up with arguably one of the most famous
Starting point is 00:22:49 adult Film woman on the planet right now. She's got to be top three. You should have her on the pod Yeah, I've had Lily on who's like they're beefing or whatever, but I'd love to have she's Bonnie's hit me up to adult film Celebrities are so easy to blabber with as well. Yeah, they got content for days. I feel like they're already so open Yeah, but yeah, so a three-foot man Slept with her. I'm not gonna lie. His size was impressive. Oh You watched I didn't watch the whole thing. How much was it? It was about average. I thought it'd be way smaller. No, like how much was it?
Starting point is 00:23:27 Oh, I didn't know. Like I saw a clip. Oh. Yeah, I saw a clip of it. I want to know how much you made off of it. I really want to ask. If I had to guess at least six figures, it might have hit seven. Because I know how much Adam made off his wife's. Off of one video? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:44 Would you do it for 100k? Fuck yeah! Hit me up Bonnie! You have the three footer, I have the four footer. I'm serious. For 100k I'll do it. I will sleep with Bonnie Blue. Damn. You think that much money?
Starting point is 00:24:00 Well I don't know how much went to him though. Yeah see that's the thing, the whole equity part. I would assume. He probably got like 10. But he's offering a lot. Like, hooking up with a three foot of age adult male is... That's hard to find. That's hard to find.
Starting point is 00:24:16 Who's up for it as well. You got to know your price, yeah. If I were you, I would negotiate at least 25k. Yeah, I'll hire you as my manager. We could text Ryan after this My only concern would be you're super brand-friendly right now I am but I'm okay to just break down. Would you blur your face or no? No, really? So you're confident in your size then? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Hell yeah I mean if I'm gonna upload a video naked and have sex on the internet, I'm not blurring my face
Starting point is 00:24:43 It's already there you know like all of me is already there I'm at your size down here oh yeah I I would I have no issues with nudity whatsoever and sex how is every human here I mean I know there's surgeries now but you're here because of sex Like the world works off of sex So I have no issues having sex on camera and uploading it The only reason I haven't is for other opportunities because I want to work with brands I want to hop on shows and whatnot and I know it's like frown upon her these days. It's more accepted I feel like ten years ago that would ruin all your bags
Starting point is 00:25:27 Yeah, but now it's like you might lose some sponsors, but it wouldn't really I know adult film People who are making money off platforms to like snapchat Facebook. Yeah all meta So yeah, I I honestly Spencer. I feel like the windows closing for me of my age to hop in the adult film world I would do it. Well if that's an open offer for anyone watching this if you want to set that up for him What's your price 25k for every video? Yeah All right Well, cuz like I used to hit on women in an insane amount Growing up and everything like that like I grew up with average height friends
Starting point is 00:26:07 So they obviously were in the average height women Well, I used to hit on average height women every day every night on all the apps on Instagram Whatever and I failed like 99% failure rate and it wasn't until a year and a half ago where I just quit Wanting to even like flirt. Yeah, I was just like dude. I keep failing and then I went after I took head after that Sounds kind of fucking weird. I flirted and hooked up with some smaller women because I had to realize smaller women because I had to realize how ignorant am I to just assume an average right woman should be alright with hooking up with a small man. I mean
Starting point is 00:26:50 it happens plenty of times. However to actually have like emotional love it's a whole other thing. That's different than hooking up. And I have friends who have like successful relationships with average right, but I needed to be real with myself And I knew the odds were super slim of ending up with an avatars woman So I just quit flirting that all and I love my life now and it would be ironic Now I end up in adult film in the adult film industry. That'd be funny I think yeah, I think when you're kind of desperate, a woman can sense it. Yes.
Starting point is 00:27:25 So now that you stopped doing it, I'm sure more are coming to you. Dude, they all love hitting me up, just asking me how I am and it's great. That's what I mean. It's like when you're in a relationship, more women start hitting you up. I would rather just a friendship with a woman and then if it happens, it happens. Then just be fucking floating with 40 women at once. Because it's a lot of work man. It's a waste of hours I'll be honest. I would rather waste my time watching the NBA and the NHL which I love.
Starting point is 00:27:58 Let's talk NBA playoffs. Who do you have winning right now? It's the second round just started. You're gonna literally reach over and slap my hobbit head, but I got the wolves No, dude. I like them. They they just have so many players and there's six Anthony Edwards Rudy they have freaking Reed who's great McDaniel's the Lakers screwed up handing him away Obviously the Celtics should head out of the East but on the West Oklahoma City is not proven much right now. I don't know obviously they're young and it's the classic thing to say like oh they don't have any experience but like I think the lack of experience for OKC will hurt them.
Starting point is 00:28:43 The Nuggets are tough matchup for them. I know I didn't even think they would beat the Clippers. Clippers were hot before the playoffs. Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy. The West is just so stacked I feel like any team in the top eight before the playoffs started could have made it to the finals. The Clippers I thought were heading to the finals, but now I have the Wolves. Okay, so you think they're gonna beat the Warriors then? Yeah. Oh dude, I think you can clip this right now. Warriors-Wolves series, I got the Wolves in five. Damn! Yeah, I do.
Starting point is 00:29:15 Damn! Warriors are an experienced team. Yes, however, the finals, I'm going to go Wolves-Celtics. But it'll be OKC Wolves Celtics Cleveland. I don't got the Knicks. I'm sorry. It's all good. I'm also realistic Okay, so even though I like Brunson so much. Yeah, they need one more piece though if they're gonna make the finals. Pre-agency Where do you think Giannis goes? I've seen people say Houston. I've seen people say Lakers. Lakers need a center Lakers just always need everything in the office
Starting point is 00:29:47 I see so many like names or highlights of if we do this and this we'll get this player But they got Luke up. Yeah, he's definitely dipping though. He's not happy there The food isn't food You think you think Damien Lillard's done? That's a rough injury for him. That's so sad. Yeah. He had the blood clots and then he comes back and fucking ACL right? Was it Achilles? One of the worst ones.
Starting point is 00:30:17 It was the one that Clay had so yeah it was... And he's 35 now. God damn yeah and he's, he played so long on the Blazers and never won. And damn, yeah. I don't know. Just hope the Raptors play well next year. We could end up with the first overall pick. It could happen.
Starting point is 00:30:35 You guys had a rough year, right? Yeah. Well, it was rough because I was all for just losing. Like just let's end up with flag but then we won like enough so that we're just like shit but we're not shitty enough for flag so it's like yeah you guys were like what the 11 seed or something yes that's like the worst spot to be in it's so worse you weren't even in the plan yeah I don't want to be there yeah that sucks man if Kawhi left, who knows what would have happened there. Dude, he shouldn't have never left. He wanted to
Starting point is 00:31:08 head home obviously Los Angeles but. How's the politics been in Canada? I've been seeing some, they just denied. It's such a shit show. They denied the Nelk Boys from interviewing them or something. Yeah, yep. So we just had our election two weeks ago. It was conservative versus liberal. Obviously there was a few other political parties, but they were not going to win. They didn't really have any hope. It was close though. Uh, it was the conservatives versus the liberals. And I would argue that our country's adding up like the U S where it'll be
Starting point is 00:31:44 split and it'll be bad because there'll be a lot of unhappiness and my biggest issue and I know I'm a selfish little prick for saying this I don't want to be in my 20s working my ass off so I can hand half my income to somebody my age who is not working at all and has no work ethic. Why is it the harder I work the more I have to just hand away to somebody who isn't working hard enough? You know what I mean? That pisses me off. I mean especially with what the US is uncovering with Doge and seeing the money's being spent. It's like, I just paid six figures in taxes this year and I'm like wow that probably will go nowhere
Starting point is 00:32:27 yeah and I worked really hard to get that. Why is it that it's not even motivating if you work hard anymore because you're like oh I'm gonna work hard and make a lot of money and then give it away. Yeah for what yeah, I would I'd be open to like maybe 25% but 50% is this same bro But we get free health care so if you want an MRI you can have it in Three years or so which is crazy because I could walk in right now and get an MRI in two hours a lot of mine That a lot of my medical procedures. I have it in the u.s. Even as a Canadian who has a health card and everything, I get free healthcare.
Starting point is 00:33:08 I have my ears cleaned in the US. I get my blood work in the US. And the only thing I have at home since it's planned a year in advance is an MRI. Wow, that's nuts. So if you want to get your teeth cleaned in Canada, how long does that take to get some? Oh, well that's private now.
Starting point is 00:33:26 Oh, it is? Yeah. Oh, they cover that here. Oh, wow. Yeah. You could get it. So how is free healthcare anymore in Canada? I know.
Starting point is 00:33:34 People in the US say they want free healthcare and it's like... No, they don't. They just want free anything. Everyone's so lazy to make their own money and work hard. Everyone just says... everyone relies on complaining instead of just action. You know what I mean? How lazy are people in Canada?
Starting point is 00:33:52 I mean, I would argue there's laziness everywhere. Yeah. However, like the free handouts is just what I can't stand. Because that incentivizes them to be lazy. Everybody just wants the free handouts. You're rewarding them. Yeah, it's a shit show, but... You're right though, there's lazy people everywhere.
Starting point is 00:34:13 Yeah, I'm ready to be audited though, because I filed my taxes and I think I did pretty well. Do they audit commonly over there? Oh yeah, here and there. I would assume they would want to audit a 27 year old who creates videos online. I would. I'd be curious. What the fuck does he do?
Starting point is 00:34:33 Well they also don't like people speaking out. No. Politics over there, right? No. I'm coming back, I promise. I am very fortunate though that I am small. The officers or whoever are always quite friendly to me. I'm friendly to them Yeah, I've loved living a little life where anyone like police or
Starting point is 00:34:54 Whenever I'm crossing into the US like everyone's so friendly to me I would assume I'm small but also because I just blabber with them. I'm like, hey, how are you? Yeah I feel like we now live in a society where they want us afraid of Everyone of everything and it's just like why like what I know this is fucked up But what's the worst that'll happen like you die? Okay, you know like everyone's so afraid for nothing I know I used to fear death and luckily I'm at the point now where it's like I've accepted it Yeah, but you can't live every day like oh shit. Well I ubered over here. It was probably like eight minutes. I could have Who knows what would have happened in the car?
Starting point is 00:35:38 You know my uber driver from in Miami just told me he saw a motorcyclist die Like you never know man. That's gnarly. So if you filmed an adult scene, would you tell your mother? My mom, and my mom literally knows everything I do. Like I tell my mom absolutely everything. She follows me on Instagram. She knew the moment I smoked my first joint.
Starting point is 00:36:01 She found out when I first had alcohol. And I think, oh god I don't want to admit this, I smoked my first joint. She found out when I first had alcohol. And I think, oh God, I don't want to admit this, but when I lost my virginity, which honestly was like, how old was I, first year of university? I was old when I lost my virginity. You can imagine why.
Starting point is 00:36:19 And I called my mom the next morning, not because I was proud, but because I was worried the protection didn't work. I'm an anxious guy when I was younger. You didn't wear a condom? No, I wore it. I just, I read online, is there a way for the condom not to work? And there's like, there's a zero point zero zero. I'm like, fuck that, I'm that one.
Starting point is 00:36:39 After all those zeros. And I also let my mom know one time that I had hemorrhoids. No, I'm being completely serious and it was such a weird way that they found out. So her and her mom and my grandma, I sent a picture of my asshole because it was in severe pain to my mom and grandma and then I messaged group chat and I was like hey guys what's going on right now? I haven't crapped in a week and this was when I was losing a lot of weight because my knees were hurting me So I lost a lot of weight and I guess I wasn't eating enough fiber So I got hemorrhoids, but all I knew is there's this like
Starting point is 00:37:15 Thing in between my asshole and I was hoping it was shit so that I would finally be shitting But no, it was a blood vessel I found out cuz my grandma used to be a nurse and she saw the photo of my asshole that I sent her in the iMessage group chat. She was so nonchalant about it. She's like, hey sweetie, looks like you have a hemorrhoid. Like anyone else who I sent a picture of my ass crack to be like, what the fuck? Block me. Rightfully so. My grandma was just like, yeah you need preparation age. Said okay sweet that's awesome. But then I explained that to everyone around me as if it was like yeah my grandma let me know I have hemorrhoids. They're like how
Starting point is 00:37:55 does your grandma know? And I was like a photo and then it hit me like I should not be telling this to everyone. So instead I'm gonna explain it on one of the biggest podcasts in the world. Appreciate the honesty. That's okay. Yeah, no, I tell my mom and grandma everything. So to answer your question, I really do want to make adult film videos, but they would hopefully not see it, but they would hear about it. Well, if they see you on Ryan Pownall's show, I think they'll know what's going on Yeah, well the money's good. They'll thank me when Christmas is thriving You know what I mean? Everyone's getting an iPad MacBook. I'll get my mom an escalator if I need it. Damn. Yeah. All right
Starting point is 00:38:36 I don't know how much money is in it, but we'll see. You might have to do a two on two collab with Tiny Smalls Maybe like half and half versus One and one. Maybe you two and Lily or you two and Bob. Yeah, dude. I love Tiny Smalls great guy I would love to know how much he makes and I will I will hop in with Rachel star Get a nice letrin in there anyone who wants to I'm down to do it You know what? This is my official call out as if I'm like in MMA, but it's actually the opposite. This is my call out to any High and adult film artists who wants to make a video and make a lot of money. All right
Starting point is 00:39:18 Let's go. Who is the goat of the adult industry? Rachel star. Wow quick answer chance When I was like horny goat of the adult industry? Rachel Starr. Wow, quick answer. No chance. When I was like horny, I used to be so much hornier when I was in Average High Women until I realized Average High Women probably do not want a four foot man. When I was horny, I was watching Rachel Starr at least three times a week. I'm the cleaner. In the last year and a half, as I explained, I just haven't been horny at all. No fap?
Starting point is 00:39:46 No fap. I don't even masturbate anymore, which is great because I save so much time. And energy. So much time and energy. I waste all my time now on the NBA and the NHL and it's great. I love it. Wow, that's impressive. A year and a half is one of the longest freaks I've heard.
Starting point is 00:40:01 I have woken up from a dream. I think the Americans call it a wet dream. Wet dream, yeah. What do they call it in Canada? I think that's also what they call it. I don't know why I said it like that. But yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:14 Wet dreams are inevitable if you're doing no fat because your body eventually has to get it out, you know, plus you were dreaming about smashing Rachel star. So she's older now. She's older now. She has to be 50. Damn. She was on Ryan's, I think she was on an episode. Would you still smash right now?
Starting point is 00:40:33 Yeah. Well, I would hook up with an 80 year old. What? If it made sense. Yo, that's old, bro. I don't know. That's your grandmother's age. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:40:44 Who's an 80 year old who I don't got with how old is um Who's the one? after was in Prison she's friends with Snoop Dogg. I Don't know he's in all the roads always that Roseanne bar. No, there's one more, but I would for sure hook up with her She's like super close with Her name begins with an M. She's close to Miriam Adelson dog. No, she's in all the rows She was if I saw her I would know Justin
Starting point is 00:41:19 Peepers rows Martha Stewart, I would ask Martha Stewart. Okay. There you go. Well, if you're watching this, Martha. I don't know if she's in her 80s yet. That could be rude if I believe she was. Yeah, women get offended when you think they're older than they are. But if she watches it, then that's pretty flattering. Whenever a woman asks me how old do I look, I always give a young answer. Oh, for me, I've just received in my whole life because I'm small everyone asks me how old I am sorry I'm fucking yawning this
Starting point is 00:41:49 sounds like I'm 85 but I've been asked how old it was my whole life but I might go to Istanbul for the old hairline transplant and switch it up. Your hair looks good though. Thanks man I appreciate it I wish I had the frill curly hair like you. Not bad. It's pretty good. What do people think though, that you're younger or older usually? Oh dude, it fluctuates, which is fun. I can be young and old as fuck. It's great. Yeah, I don't get offended if people think I'm older, but women get offended.
Starting point is 00:42:20 Yeah, so much more. Yeah. And I was like such an open mouth, which you've learned that I've asked many women how old they are. Just out of curiosity. And it gets better. You can't ask their weight either. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, never ask that one.
Starting point is 00:42:38 You have to just visualize it and place it in your brain. Of how heavy they are. But speaking of weight, dude, as a little person. I need to make sure I'm below like 105 really cuz I'll be honest I've added a few LBs cuz I I like let loose in Europe and during Christmas and I ate a lot and I felt it in my knees Yeah, I have to head the other way, but I won't get a hemorrhoid this time grandma Yeah, what's the most you've weighed? Um most I weighed probably 115. Damn. Yeah that's big. And were you fat? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:13 Damn. Because I'm 195 but I don't look fat. Well brother you're eight of me. I'm six six. You're fine yeah. Well dude uh I'll see you at CPT this weekend., and we'll link everything below and guys if you want him in an adult scene You will not see me on pornhub because I don't want you finding me, but I might do it Wholeheartedly though this guy is I'm gonna just you know promote you because you deserve it This man is such an inspiration to me because I love my career I love working my ass off, and whenever I think I'm working too hard, I just think about this guy,
Starting point is 00:43:48 and I think he's working four times as hard as me. You are an awesome person. I could chat with you off camera for hours. The same. Which is why. Which we've done already. Thanks for coming on, bro. Come on, he's gonna make me a video chat.
Starting point is 00:44:01 See you guys.

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