Digital Social Hour - Why 80% of Content Creators FAIL to Monetize | Ryan Pownall Part 2 DSH #1050

Episode Date: January 3, 2025

Why do 80% of content creators struggle to make money? 💰 Tune in now for an eye-opening strategy guide! 🚀   Ryan and Sean dive deep into the world of content creation, sharing insider secrets and hard-hitting truths about monetization. From OnlyF*ns drama to podcast success strategies, this episode is packed with valuable insights you can't afford to miss! 🎙️   Discover: • The real reasons behind content monetization failures 📊 • Secrets to building a successful podcast empire 🏆 • Behind-the-scenes stories from the adult entertainment industry 🍿 • Tips for staying motivated and focused in a competitive landscape 💪   Don't let your content dreams fizzle out! Watch now and subscribe for more game-changing advice on the Digital Social Hour with Sean Kelly. Hit that notification bell to stay ahead of the curve! 🔔   Join the conversation and level up your content game today! 🎯   #emailmarketing #leadgeneration #socialmediamarketing #digitalmarketing #marketingagency   CHAPTERS: 00:00 - Intro 00:30 - Ryan’s Adderall Experience 01:44 - Upcoming Halloween Party 05:00 - Hooking Up with Podcast Guests 07:11 - The Pump 11:04 - Kinky Rabbit 15:35 - Ryan's S*xperiments 17:40 - Ryan's Open Relationship 21:09 - Your New S*x Show 23:39 - Getting Guests for Pillow Talk 25:37 - Would You Ever Go Mainstream 27:38 - Hate 28:38 - Your Brand 31:10 - Paying Guests 34:21 - Mia Khalifa 40:17 - Riley Reid 44:20 - Marriage Perspectives 47:24 - Body Count Discussion 49:56 - Penis Enlargement Insights 52:27 - Where to Find Ryan   APPLY TO BE ON THE PODCAST: https://www.digitalsocialhour.com/application BUSINESS INQUIRIES/SPONSORS: [e-mail]   GUEST: Ryan Pownall https://www.instagram.com/itsryanpownall/   LISTEN ON: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/digital-social-hour/id1676846015 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5Jn7LXarRlI8Hc0GtTn759 Sean Kelly Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/seanmikekelly/

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But when I'm on it and I'm fucking locked in ten minutes a day for three months, it's a good size day Yeah, see I need that cuz I don't get too many complaints about what I could tell does your dick kind of look like you What a question they say that about tall skinny guys though, so. Yeah. Yeah. Ryan is back. Part two. Wow.

Wow. You pissed off the internet the first time about Adderall. Yeah. Yeah. What is wrong with people hating on my Adderall addiction? They don't like you taking it, man. Let me do my Adderall in peace. Right?

Like Bob Mennery, great guy, close friend. He loves Adderall. He does it too much. He goes four day benders. He takes it recreationally. Love him. But he's someone that is like maybe he could slow it down. I do it to work. I do it like Limitless NZT vibes. Right. You know Bradley Coop. Yeah. You're being productive on it. You're not taking it to get laid. I can't. I don't get laid on Adderall. Actually I took it Monday, Tuesday. Tuesday I took a bunch of Adderall. I wanted to work. Had to go pop by this guy's birthday. This girl I've been trying to fuck for a year was in town. She was at the party. She goes, I leave tomorrow morning. You need to fuck me tonight. I'm like, I can't. So I took, I texted Spencer this actually. I took

100 milligram Viagra, which causes heart attacks, especially if you mix it with speed, which is out of all this be real. Oh my god, my heart was fucking pounding and I was still soft. That sucks. Yeah. Yeah, that's what happens in the tambazarian man. You got to be careful. So I disappointed her almost had a heart attack. And that's it. Wow, you took so many L's. Yeah, it's just been an L week for me, really. But you got a WB coming up with your party, right?

Yeah. Yeah, big Halloween party coming up. How are you going to top the last one? So my birthday, I'm happy to say, I've been doing parties events my whole life. Before podcasts, that's all I did. I was a party guy. And that was the greatest party I've ever been to, been a part of, hosted anything. It was fucking incredible. Best thing ever. And obviously it broke the internet with that one part where I sang Backsheet Boys and I had a sex performance, you know. But the party was so much bigger and better than that. You know, we had little people going around handing out drugs on silver platters.

Eight of them just scattered around. It was amazing. All the top most beautiful girls in the world were there. The dudes were very selected. It was perfect. Then cops came with helicopters. It was like Project X. It was amazing. But everyone just talks about that one moment where I had the sex performance, which to be honest, I booked the day before. I was like, you know what would be funny if we did this?

But now it's like, okay, I gotta top that. So how do you top it? Me singing Backsheet Boys with sex performance. Now people are expecting something too. So I started thinking, okay, and then one day just hit me in the shower. Music came on Bonnie Tyler, Total Eclipse of the Heart. Not song. No, turn around. Oh, every now and then I get a little I can hit the notes. I can hit the notes. So I'm going to be crushing that everyone's like, what the fuck is going on? Curtain behind me. No one knows there's a curtain

and fireworks on each side. No one knows there's fireworks. You build it up, build it up. And then just on that drop, every now and then I fall apart. Boom. Curtain drops. Fireworks. 10-person orgy happening behind me as I just crushed the chorus.

And I need you now tonight. I think that will top it. I hope. Dance. But now there's drama with the porn people of, don't want to that person in the same orgy Is me and I don't want to suck his dick fuck that girl. She fucked my boyfriend She's got to be on the far side. So now I'm literally mapping out where the orgy people are This has happened in orgy Spencer. There's drama Wow, and it's like guys

Unite peace, you know, she's a Republican Not eating her pussy. Guys, just fucking do Bonnie Tyler for five minutes. They're all being very nice. They're all being very supportive of the ideas. One girl, Nicole Safir, she's a porn star, good friend. She's like, okay, here's what I wanna do. You know, I like creativity.

You know, she goes, it's my birthday that night. I want someone to come and fist my asshole with two hands. Damn. While the guy comes on a silver platter and then I want to snort the cum. It was like, okay, bit much, bit much. Yeah, that's pretty extreme. I didn't realize how much planning went into an orgy.

Usually not, but it's a performance. You know, we're expecting 1200 people. So it's got to be, it's got to be good. Yeah. You think you'll partake in that orgy? No, no, no. I, I, I will never do porn. Nothing against it. Obviously I'm pro porn, but once I cross that line, I'm not the comedian podcaster. You know, they call me the Ryan Seacrest of porn. I prefer the Oprah of porn personally, but once I I cross that line now I'm just a porn guy that has a podcast. Yeah. Oh he's creepy you know he hits on you after. You know imagine I bring all these girls on I'm like we want to collab you want to

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What caused that? Because you had a firm line last time you came on. What caused it? I'll tell you. Normal girls don't really want me anymore. You know, like nice small town girls think I've lost my fucking mind. They think I'm insane. They don't want to bring me to mom and dad.

They're embarrassed of showing my Instagram because I'm so crazy, right? Online. So the normal girls, unless they're like really confident and secure in themselves, like, you know, like for some reason, like mid 30 women like me, because they don't give a shit. They're women. They built a career for themselves. But like a 22 year old looking for their husband, not me. So the porn girls like me and the only fans girls really like me because only fans girls look at porn stars as their

celebrities, you know? So they see me hanging out with them. The old girls think I'm a cool kid. That's who likes me most. So I, that's who I've been hanging out with mostly. Oh, F girls that do porn, amateur porn. That's my, that's why I attract. And then the porn girls, you know, new tweaked rules though. Don't hit on them first. Do not hit on them at all while I'm filming the show. Don't ever DM, don't slide in, don't go hard eyes on their story. None of that. But if after the episode comes out and they message me and they're going for I play hard to get then what's the fucking issue? What's wrong with that? What is wrong with that? That's not wine scene at all. Wine scene was not getting DMs come hang out. Right. Right. So I think that's fine.

I can see that. Yeah, I've seen girls hit on you on your show and you don't really flare back usually. Thank you. So I could see that. Thank you. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, let them chase you. That's a rare spot as a guy to be in though, let's be honest. Yeah. You know, I don't want to look back when I'm older because one day this is all gonna end. I don't want to look back and people be like, so which ones did you? I'm like none. Don't shoot where you eat. They think you're fucking moron. Now I can say, bro, I had an orgy with Spencer, Sean Mike Kelly's producer. You're seizing the opportunity. Yeah. Which happened,

by the way. Oh yeah. Tell me about that. A month ago, this man right here, Spencer Michael Berrick. Where was that? It was at the Kurgle house in a tent. Outside? Yeah. Damn. They were promoting it like a 50 person tent orgy, which I've never, that's not my thing. Yeah. Because I don't have a big dick. You're insecure about it? Not anymore. Spencer can confirm I have a dick pump, changed my life. I used to have a little dick. Okay. He's seen it. I showed him straight up. I think it was in Vegas. I was like, yeah, he's like, at least you're funny. But now in mid orgy, my brother Spencer, I don't know if he's just giving me confidence or not, but he said, Hey, your pump is really working for you. And that that really boosted my spirit. Wow, coming from a legend like him. I need to get a pump done, dude.

Yeah, it actually grows your dick. The thing is, it takes three months to see results. Ooh. So everyone I refer to it gives up and they quit. But you know, it's like working out. You're not going to hit the gym and be jacked after a workout. You also have to upkeep it. So people think you pump it before sex or something. No, it's 10 minutes every morning in the shower. So it's annoying. It also hurts.

It doesn't feel good at all. When you're running late, you don't have time to pump, then you don't do it for a few days, you actually start shrinking down, like if you don't go to the gym. So it's a lot like working out. But when I'm on it, and I'm fucking locked in 10 minutes a day for three months. It's a good size day. Yeah. Yeah. Does it help with girth too? More more so than length. See, I need that because I don't get too many complaints about length. I could

tell. Does your dick kind of look like you What a question They say that about tall skinny guys though, so yeah. Yeah, you guys are blessed and then the random fucking short dudes They got long dicks Yeah, I've heard that too. Actually usually the funny guys have tiny peckers comedians, right? Yeah, the loudest guy in the room usually has a small dick. That's why they make up for it. Yeah.

Me, but not anymore. You notice I'm more quiet now? It's my dick confidence. You've evolved. Yeah. Nice. Let's go. Yeah.

I mean, as long as your girl's not complaining about it, who cares? Right. So now I'm working my way up to, okay, am I ready to be in an orgy with porn stars who are literally the best fuckers in the world? That's what a porn star is. A male porn star, they're the best at sex in the world. He's one of them. So am I going to perform properly next to him? So I was in the mirror like fucking eight mile, you know, if you have one chance, one shot, you know what I mean? And we get in the tent and it wasn't 50 people. There's 50 bracelets, but it was like throughout the party. So there's only five of us. And it was who was it?

Gia Durza, Angel Queen, Nicole, Sophia and Jesse Pony. Wow. He's fucking Gia Durza from behind. I'm fucking Nicole. Jesse is just complaining. What are your intentions with my friend Ryan? Cock blocking a little. Damon Dice tamed her somehow. He involved her with Gia.

Had my back. Complimented my dick. Took Jesse out. Let me do my thing. As we're, and then we, we fist bump and we're like, fuck yeah, brotherhood, you know, no bond like fucking girls together. What a moment. Right.

And then these two dudes walk in. And we're like, well, my dick goes right down. He's a trained professional. He kept it up. All right. Sup, boys. They're like, this is the orgy. Like, yeah, but you got to bring chicks to the orgy. And they're like, oh, and then we keep going.

And then we look over and they're still there. Just wait, can you get the fuck out of here? And then it ended. Damn, that messed up the dynamic. Yeah. Yeah. When there's more guys and girls, it's kind of weird, right? Yeah.

Like, figure it out. Yeah. What do you do? You think girls just wait around for these random dudes to walk in? Bring a chick. Yeah. That's why like kinky rabbit, a lesion house, they don't let guys come unless they bring a girl who is tested and will participate. Right. Have you been to Kinky? I heard about it last night, actually.

Yeah, I actually went for my first time a few weeks ago. How was it? It was really good. To be honest, the hype of it, Kinky Rabbit, Kinky Rabbit. I expected maybe it was just painted in my brain, but I expected like this Disney world of sex. It was cool, but it's just kind of like a warehouse with furniture in it. I expected, I don't know, this like magical place with like hot tubs and pools and lights and rooms and it wasn't like that at all. I mean, if you're paying a hundred K a year, yeah, you'd expect some. Is that where it is? If you're a full member, yeah. 100k? Yeah. Holy fuck. Just to get laid.

And also there wasn't that many people fucking. Really? Yeah, it was a lot of like couples swinging like meeting each other and being like, hi, this is my wife. Would you like to do my wife? A lot of that going on. Then there was like the section where people were fucking. I went with my girlfriend at the time, Elena Lopez, porn star.

And as I see this guy, Seb, this guy from Too Hot to Handle, he's there. Seb, was that Too Hot to Handle? He told me not to tell anyone. That's how we do it. Anyways, so I'm saying, hey, how you doing, brother? Good to see you. And Elena just drops down and just starts giving me head mid-convo. Whoa. At the bar with people around us. I'm like, oh my god. Oh my god. But I took a Viagra. I was ready. Nice. And then she goes, fuck me in front of all these people. Damn. I can't do that.

That's a lot of pressure. Yeah, so I did. We went right in the middle against this chair and I couldn't, I was too scared. But that's why I have so much respect for male porn stars. It's insane what they do. Yeah, I don't think I could do it with people watching, man. That's like an intimate moment for me. It's, yeah, it's insane what they do. Yeah I don't think I could do it with people watching man. That's like an intimate moment for me. It's yeah it's insane. Even on dick pills or whatever

to get hard, lock in, do a good job, and then they say okay now we're doing stills, pictures. Now you got to keep your erection. The thumbnail is important you want to have your biggest dick possible so you have to keep a good erection for five, sometimes ten minutes as the girl just moves around fixes her hair and makeup. Oh they're taking photos? Yeah before he comes. Oh. They have to keep it hard and then they go okay then right after stills they go pop and then he has the porn stars a minute or two to come. Like they're it's like they're fucking trained animal like uh military you know okay keep your dick hard for 10 minutes with no touching it. Now come with 10 people watching. It's insane.

That's impressive, man. Fucking impressive. Yeah, I don't think I could do it. That's why when they start out less now, but back in the day, like when my boy started, they put you through like fucking training. Yeah, they put you on an island survivor. Whoever gets off the island. They put you in 20 guy blow bangs with a grand grandma. Yeah, they put you in like eight dudes and this BBW. Like just they try to make you psychologically be like, fuck this. And then if you keep going and going and then eventually you'll fuck Angela White. Yeah, it takes a certain person to make it up to that level, right? Yeah. So respect to them. Now though, and the reason all the vets don't like the rookies, that's really happening right now. You know, you hear a lot of girls say,

well, she's not a porn star yet. She does porn. There's this kind of animosity of the new girls and the OGs. I get it because these girls had to go through so much shit getting paid 500 a scene, 750 every day, every day, you know, and it was very fucking taboo. Think 10 years ago, porn was insane. Now we all talk about it. We're all fucking everyone has only fans, but now there's these girls that do a wef because they're hot on IG. Then they say, well, now I want to do a mainstream scene. They get their first team of browsers. And then you got girls that went through the fucking wringer for 20 years going, who's this new bitch calling herself a porn star. And then for dudes, you know, they had to do the granny porn,

lot of gay shit ish. And then there's these guys that just, they fuck their girlfriend on OF. Their girlfriend gets famous. They go with them and now they're shooting for browsers. So I get it. I get the beef. Yeah. Which side do you lean more towards? The vets. But I get it. I get the beef. Yeah.

Which side do you lean more towards? The vets. But then again, time's changed, things change. Things evolve. Yeah, you can't be mad that it got easier, right? Yeah. It's like YouTubers that when they were hating on TikTokers, you're not real influencers.

You do shitty short form dances. It's always gonna be like that. Yeah, and now the TikTokers are killing it. It's like the nineties basketball players like, oh, LeBron would never last in our day. Yeah, he would. He would have put up 65 a night. Charles Barkley.

LeBron's your goat? Yeah. Over MJ? Kobe. Kobe's your goat? Yeah. Okay. That's respect right there.

I mean, you're in LA, so that makes sense. Yeah. Kobe. People are hooking up on your show now too. I see that on the social media. I'm like, damn, you're leveling up. I think I'm losing my mind a little bit. Yeah, that didn't start for a while though. No, it actually started with, again,

your producer right there, Spencer. God damn, what an influence. So we staged it the first time. No, nothing's, back then nothing close came to that. Plug Talk, Adam 22 and his wife, Lena, they had a show, they have a show where on Plug Talk, they're a married couple, they interview a porn star for 30 minutes

and then they fuck them on the couch. But the show is an OnlyFans show. You know, it's a podcast on OnlyFans. This is a podcast that we've been doing two years and they were like, yo, let's bust out in sex, react like what the fuck is going on. Ryan, you can't believe it. And then fuck what do we do with this content?

Let's just put it on a web for 10 bucks. See if people buy it. So that was like the start of this new genre of, you know, cause now coming up with ideas for it, it's like almost like I feel like Vince McMahon and it's like WWE of porn. Cause we're coming up with these like insane storylines to sell the tape.

Cause there's porn all over the internet for free. What makes this worthy of buying for $15? The story. So the story on that one was no way they fucked on pillow talk, you know? And then the next one we did was the cancer episode. I think I told you about that. I saw that one.

Yeah. So we flew a guy down with Steve. Oh, you know what? We filmed that the week after I did your show. Oh, okay. Yeah. So we flew a guy down with Steve. Oh, you know what? We filmed that the week after I did your show Oh, okay. Yeah, so we flew a guy down stage for cancer to fuck his two dream porn stars That was the best one ever. I was a cool and then you did the grandpa one the grandpa. Yeah, and And then we just did one actually. Oh, then I had my girlfriend Alina a month ago Fuck Ricky Johnson and Medusa in front of me. What? I'm like, that's my girlfriend. And I had to make you feel fake cried.

I didn't, I honestly did not care. You don't care if your girl fucks other guys? Well, we went in, like I went in with a superstar porn star who still shoots. I know what it is. Yeah. I don't fucking care anymore. Wow.

We went open relationship and she went and hung out with the dude for two days out of town. Did not bother me. I don't fucking care anymore. Damn. You know, I care more. Like I'll do open now. I do not care. I don't care if the guy's dick is bigger. I don't care if I only care if like she likes him more. You know, like sucking his dick isn't cheating. But sending him a meme hurts. That hurts you more. Yeah, him come him cream pie and her is fine with

me. Don't go for ice cream together. You know, nutting all over her face. All good, baby. Just wash it. Don't start succession or the monsters Menendez brothers together. That's our thing, baby. Wild. You know what I mean? Yeah. Don't FaceTime him, but do lick his balls. So you're secure physically but not emotionally? Yeah. No, emotionally I have boundaries. Physically I don't. Wow. Have you always been like that? No. No, this is all very new.

This is my first time trying it out. Interesting. Yeah. I wonder if it'll work long term. Well it didn't, she just broke up with me. No, this is all very new. This is my first time trying it out. Interesting. Yeah. I wonder if it'll work long term. Well, it didn't. She just broke up with me. She started getting feelings for someone else?

Probably. You know, my friends were making fun of me. They're like, how do you get dumped in an open relationship? It's not like she was like, fuck, I really want to go fuck those other dudes or there's some like she just didn't like your personality. She just said you suck. Because she could still do whatever she wanted. She just didn't want to spend that extra little bit of time with you.

Yeah. So it's probably. Yeah. Getting dumped in an old relationship is like the most pathetic thing I've ever gone through. That's impressive. Were you just working too much? Because I know you're a workaholic. Yeah, that's I think that's what it was. You might have been neglecting her a little bit. Real recognized. I know you're a workaholic. Yeah, that's I think that's what it was. You might have been neglecting her a little bit. Real recognized, real I know you're a workaholic.

I know because it's almost cost me relationships. Yeah. It's part of the game. Well, fuck man, you know, no one works our age, especially where we live, LA Vegas, like the big cities. No one's New York, our age, they're on their grind. Yeah. Okay, let's fucking work, work, work.

And then Saturday they go out. Arf? Dude, everyone's texting. What are you up to today? I don't know. Tuesday at noon sending an email. The fuck are you up to today? West Coast mentality is different. How do they all have money?

Daddy's money. It has to be. A lot of people. Because what the fuck is anyone doing? I mean, if you're growing up here in a multi-million dollar house, your family has money. So girls, I'm cool with it. If you're hot and you're getting by life on your looks, live your best life. We all wish we had that fucking life, but dudes, boys grind.

The fuck are you doing? They're all chilling by the pool every day. It hurts me to do that on a weekday. Doesn't that hurt you? I don't call it on weekdays, barely weekends to be honest. Even like going for lunch kills me. I'm like, fuck three hours of bullshit. Yeah. Especially with the traffic. I could have FaceTime and caught up for two minutes. I barely do calls even. Yeah. People just be wanting to crack jokes all day.

Like if you're calling me, get to the point and let's hop off. Yeah. I'm not trying to FaceTime for two hours. Yeah, I just keep sending the same copy paste text. I have a text replacement that says, hey, sorry, I'm locked in on work right now. Can I hit you later? And you just copy and paste it?

Yeah, it says my work. I write my work and it automatically. Oh, I've seen that. Yeah, text replacement. You can set it up. Cause I send it all day. Everyone's like, what are you saying? What are you, working? Wow, that's brilliant. Yeah, there's a lot can set it up. Because I send it all day. Everyone's like, what are you saying? What are you doing?

Working! Wow, that's brilliant. Yeah, there's a lot of distractions out here, man. The fuck is... You gotta stay locked in. You gotta stay locked in. Yeah, especially with what you do. You're doing multiple interviews a week, right?

Yeah. Yeah, and I just started my live show. Oh, you're streaming now? No. Well, actually, I started streaming too with Monkey Tilt. Let's go. But that contract, we'll see how it looks today, which I'm very excited for Monkey Tilt. Been waiting for this one. Money's coming

in. But no, we did a, I started a second show under the Pillow Talk umbrella called Dirty Little Secret and it's a live show at Bourbon Room. 350 people sold out. We completely copied Kill Tony. And I say, I said it at the very beginning of the show. I was like, yeah, it's Kill Tony. We copied it. But all the comments are like, this is kill Tony. Yeah, I know. It's a great concept for a fucking show. You know, I'm surprised other people haven't copied them already. Yeah, right.

It's a dope ass concept. So kill Tony concept. People go up. They have one minute to stand up and then the celebrity judges banter with them. Right? Us, it's the judges are porn stars instead of comedians. And people go up and tell their best sex story. Wow.

And it's fucking awesome. That's impressive. All the porn stars come out support. So we have like 20 people come up. We'll do like 10 porn stars, 10 civilians. And I'll tell you the civilian stories are even better than the porn ones. No way. Yeah.

Wow. People are wild in here. Because for a civilian to see this on Instagram and be like, I got to tell this one. I got to get this off. They drive out. They go there. They put their name in the bucket and they're waiting to tell that fucking story. Like this random dude was like, I went to a frat party that I didn't know it was a it was like a handicap school. Oh, what? That's a thing. I'm paired. What's the word? Anyways, he fucked a deaf girl and her translator. Whoa. Yeah, like little, you know, it's just

stories that porn people wouldn't have. Deaf girl. Writing this down. You know, one girl is like, yeah, we totaled our car and my boyfriend towards ACL and this and that because I straddled him while he was driving on the highway and my ass hit the steering wheel and we fell off the fucking, I'm like, that's crazy. Geez. You know? So I think I want this show to be my thing.

Like I want it to tour. Like, look at Kill Tony, man. He sold out Madison Square Garden two nights in a row. Killing it. What the fuck? You know what's money he's making? And going on tour has always been like the dream, like the rock star life.

I think that's the future of pods because Tana just did it too. Yeah. She sold out that arena, right? Yeah. Live audiences. Call her daddy. She sold for 60 million. Not sold. Gave the rights to, just said I won't post it on Apple Music for 60 million. Yeah. Or YouTube. Crazy. Right? Yeah. It's exciting times. Wow. Do you struggle getting guests because it's kind of sexual? Oh my God. Yeah. The amount of like really fucking dope ass people that I have a relationship with that are like, ah, you know, I can't do that. It's

so fucked. It hurts me. I'm really organized for my guests. I have this, uh, I use Monday, Monday, use Trello. Similar. Similar. yeah. So I have a whole thing organized of like my whole network and my guests, you know, I rank them like, okay, how funny are they? How good are they on the show? Are they gonna support the pod when it comes out based on what they've done before? How's their engagement on socials, whatever.

And I have like a ranking things for them. And I have girls, guys, then I have it. Are they a porn star, creator? Are they a celebrity or a porn star? And it's all very organized. But the amount that I've had to click won't do it because of porn. It's more than 80% of the men. Damn.

Yeah. That's a shame. Comedians are starting to come around. So I do a, you know, I do a porn star guest and then I have a comedian call. Yeah, I saw you have Charleston White. Yeah, Charleston White. I just have Brian Callan, you know, Chris D'Alia. They're coming around.

They like it. I'm hoping like, you know, maybe musicians, athletes, actors would want to do it, but they're all scared. I think down the road maybe or maybe you could start another show that's more PG. What is wrong with coming on Pillow Talk though? Big deal. Yeah, sex is just such a taboo thing, I guess, for certain people, right? Like pussies. Maybe you could start another show that's more PG. What is wrong with coming on Pillow Talk though? Big deal. Yeah. Sex is just such a taboo thing, I guess for certain people, right?

Like pussies. Yeah. I know Call Her Daddy got some heat for, for having on certain guests. So she's a G, she figured it out. She fucking slowly flipped it to a mainstream PG show. Right. And we didn't even notice. And now Kamala's going on.

Yeah. Imagine? I used to watch that show when it just came out and it was. Oh, it was vulgar as fuck. Yeah. Glock Glock 9000, suck the ball, squeeze the dick. And now Kamala is going on. Crazy. So well done to her. I don't think I'll ever transition like Call Her Daddy did.

You would lose a lot of views, right? That's the thing. You got to trade off. I'm sticking to my my shit. Yeah, because right now you're pulling crazy views. Yeah. Yeah, it's good. But I'll be honest, because I've been doing the show three and a half years, and there's so many copy. I don't want to say they copied me, but there's so many other porn shows. Now, having a porn star come on and talk about sex is not bringing in millions of views anymore. It's been done. So you got to figure out the next evolution. Yeah, now every week I think, okay, what's the hook? I got to have a thing for each episode.

Yeah. So now that's why I'm coming up with like every now and then we'll do the sex ones. But I'm coming up with some type of hook, trying to at least for every episode because you can't just have a porn star come on anymore and just say, I got double a no once people have seen it. Yeah, I used to pull millions just right off the oh yeah, right off the rip back in the day. Yeah, now it's it's everyone it's all they're becoming more and more desensitized, I think. Yeah. And also, I feel like everyone's a fucking creator now. And then these Oh, F girls have figured out okay, quantity over quality. And you know, you go on and now it's these lazy reels that they make in two seconds like

Nice buns not those buns those buns, you know that shit Yeah, that's my whole fucking feed now and I work hard to put out good content and I just I don't know I'm I'm getting less view. I think we're all getting less views because Everyone's posting reels not there's not enough people to watch our shit. The watch time is lower for everyone I'm getting way less if it's not political right The watch time's lower for everyone. I'm getting way less. If it's not political right now, the clips are not hit. Yeah, because the watch time's spread out for everyone.

Yeah. Right? It's all these fucking whatever reels. Yeah. Well, right now they're just pushing politics. So I think after the election, hopefully it gets back to what it used to be. Is that what's going on?

I mean, my views on the political clips versus non-political, it's like night and day, dude. So there's someone in the control room going political up, non-political down. Their algorithm is based off engagement and that just gets crazy engagement. So they're just pushing all those content. Yeah, no, you're good at it. You have like, you have people say such far left or far right,

and then the other people just hate. They hate. Yeah, it's good. But you get a lot of hate on the OF girls, so it kind of works for you too. Yeah, not as much anymore. Really? Yeah. And I'm surprised I don't get as much hate as I thought I would. I remember you used to get a lot, so maybe...

I used to get a lot. Now I really don't. I don't know. I think because it's just sex is everywhere now. When I log into X, I mean, do you use Twitter? I... no, actually I don't. Oh, you don't? Well, I mean a little. If you just pulled it up, it'd just be like nudes and OF videos.

I think at first it was like, you know, I looked so young when I first started and it was like, who's this shithead thinking interviewing porn stars so hyper, you know? Then I kind of grew up a bit, grew some facial hair, it's finally growing back, I look like shit right now. But now people accept me as okay, that's that the porn guy. He knows what he's talking about. At first it was like why him?

Fuck that guy. Why does he get to talk to all the hot chicks? Yeah, now it's like he's the guy that does that. All good. No hate. Yeah, you gotta make a name for yourself, right? Yeah. People have come around.

So I'm happy about it. That's how I felt too at first. I can't even watch my old videos. Oh fuck. They're cringe. Awful. So bad. Oh about it. That's how I felt too at first. I can't even watch my old videos. Oh, fuck. They're cringe. Awful. So bad. Oh, but it's good to keep them up. I think I'll keep them up, but I'm not watching them.

Do you watch your episodes? No. Yeah, I haven't seen a single one of mine. I can't. I don't think I could do it. I can't do it. My voice. Yeah, I fucking hate it.

When they're like, Ryan, this is a good part, five minutes. Can you just clip it for me? Like, tell me the... And I'm like, oh my god. Can you actually cut that cringe laugh out? I laugh like that. Oh, my laughs. Oh, I don't realize how many fake laughs I do. I don't realize how hyper I am.

Yeah. I'm like all the time. Shut the fuck up. Take some Adderall. Yeah. Oh, my god. I would hate watching me. So bad.

Yeah. I'm surprised you edit your own clips still. No, no, no, I would hate watching me. So bad. Yeah. I'm surprised you edit your own clips still. No, no, no, no. Oh, you don't anymore? No, just sometimes they ask advice, you know? Oh, okay. Should we put this part of that,

you're like, and I'm like, that one. Yeah, I outsourced editing day one. And every time they send the clips, I send revised notes for each one. Damn. Cut this cringey thing I set out. So you're super organized actually. There's a side of you that people don't know.

Yeah. Like you're a businessman at the end of the day. I'm locked in. I don't think the show would survive if you were just like a degenerate. You know what? At this point, it's even important, but whoever's working the hardest is the ones that are winning. You know, there's only like one Hawk Tuah girl that's the luckiest girl ever. And then she's working hard now.

She is. So good for her. Her signing Jake was a good move. She signed a Jake Paul? Yeah, she's on the better network. She was on your show, right? Yeah. How was she? She was good.

I'm surprised you haven't had her on. Yeah, I know. You think she would go on yours or is it too? She declined. Oh, damn. Appreciate the honesty. First she said 10,000. I said fine.

Cause it was, I wanted to be the first one to do it. Yeah. And then she said, actually, we watched your clips and we don't think it suits her brand. Like what even is her brand? Her brand is spitting on dicks. She's trying to branch off to be fair. She's talking about sucking cock to go viral.

That is the brand, but I get it. I've seen some of her clips because she has a pod now and they are actually pretty sexual. So I thought, I heard she was trying to branch off, but I get it. I've seen some of her clips because she has a pod now and they are actually pretty sexual. So I thought I heard she was trying to branch off, but who knows? That's the ones that bother me. Dion J Hopkins, who's a good Samaritan, takes care of his mom, plays football, doesn't party. You don't want to do pillow talk. I get it.

All good. Hawk Tuah? Come on. Have you paid a guest before? Come on. No, I haven't either. Oh, I'm glad you asked. I'm glad you asked. I just made my first offer to pay a guest. Really? Because it's a Pokemon that I need to catch to complete my mission. There's two Pokemon I need to catch. Okay. I think I know who it is. Take a guess. Johnny sins. Three. Johnny I feel like I don't know. He doesn't even because we're I know him we're boys he just hates podcasts. Yeah. And that's all good. So I'm not offended at

all. He hasn't done anyone else's Spencer got him to do Trevor Wallace's somehow. And he wasn't even into it at all. He was looking around like it's all good. He hates podcasts. He hates celebrity He just wants to fuck hot chicks respect. Yeah, literally. That's it. He's very Zen. He doesn't just got Instagram I don't even think he runs his own page Sex, but he's yummy chicks all day scheduling his next shoot. All right, it's all yes all good But the two Pokemon I need to catch me Khalifa and lot of roads All good. But the two Pokemon I need to catch, me, Kalefa and Lana Rhodes. But they're the two that porn hate and they hate porn. They left and said, oh, it's a terrible, you know, they, they shit talked it.

Yeah. And both said like, oh, I was brainwashed and this and it's terrible. And what I say to that is, okay, if you hate it so much, why are we listening to you speak with your porn name? You like the clout from it though, don't you? Lana Rhodes? That's not her name. Yeah.

Change it back. No, exactly. So that's why I, anyways, maybe she's heard me say that a few times and that's why. Yeah. But okay. So Lana Rhodes, she's with Bloreska agency, OnlyFans agency. And I said, can you get Lana? He goes, yeah, yeah.

She said she'd do pillow talk if you pay her because she doesn't like podcasts and she doesn't like porn and she doesn't like, she doesn't want to go back in the porn world. I said, that's fair. I said, okay, how much? 10K?

And he's like, definitely. She'll definitely do it for 10. All right, fuck it. 10K to get Lana. I have to do it, right? Guess what they came back with. What? Guess what her number was.

50. $100,000. Whoa. I want you to see the Texas manager. You would lose a lot of money on that. Can you believe that? 100,000. I don't even know if you'd make 10K to be honest.

What the fuck? Off the YouTube views? No. Oh, no. I don't get. I'm demonetized. So how do you even make 10k sponsors? Oh, but but still look what I look what I sent to her manager

So, you know, I love that meme so I'm no you know, I'm not capping that's wild Read it for 100k. I could have to pocket Kobe. Oh My gosh The fuck yeah 100k you could get Tom Brady. I think it Connie to perform in my backyard just The fuck? 100k? You could get Tom Brady. I could get Kanye to perform in my backyard just for me. For 100k. The fuck? Chill. Chill. That's almost like an FU.

100k. It actually is. Oh yeah? Kanye's watch your show? Yeah. Shout out to Kanye, man. Shout out to Kanye. Kanye, I love you. I'm your biggest fan. One of the most misunderstood people in the world. I just, yeah, I hope I didn't upset him. I'm Kanye. I'm your biggest fan.

I didn't even clip that part that went viral. I don't know how that happened. So, didn't even push it. And when it did go out, I didn't talk about it. I'm your biggest fan, Kanye. Love you. Really hope I didn't upset you or distract or disrupt you. Where are you at with Mia Khalifa? Have you talked to her team?

She hates porn so much. Yeah. But don't you think it'd be an important conversation to have? Yeah. Yeah, kind of like Diane Sawyer type shit. Yeah. I mean, I saw you go on the podcast and debate those guys about porn versus anti-porn. Yeah, those fucking guys. I think it's important to at least have the dialogue and let the viewers decide. Okay, let's talk about that for a sec.

So there's this guy, Brian- Whatever podcast, right? Brian Atlas. Yeah, he does the whatever podcast. And his shtick is to hate on sex workers, only fans, girls, porn stars, whatever. But he's good, he's smart. He's actually a very smart guy. He's a hard worker. He knows what he's doing. I don't actually,

now that I've met him, I actually don't even think he believes. I don't think he hates them. Really? It's a shtick. He has clout, he makes money. Great. It's working for him. I don't think it's working. Like I don't think he believes what he says to them. And you know what, when I first made the video, because friends of mine, OnlyFans girls, they would go on a show and then they would call me crying on the ride home. You know, he makes them go all the way to Santa Barbara, you know, two and a half hour drive. Then they get there, you have to check your phone in. Then he makes you wait an hour, sometimes two hours. It's sweaty and hot, no AC. And then he comes in. All right, let's begin, doesn't say hi to them, and then he does a seven-hour stream with them where he hates on them, and then he leaves. And they're like, fuck this guy, man, you know?

Who's like, and part of his like psychological fuck you to them is he makes them drive out for him, he makes them wait for him, he makes them check their phone and sit there waiting with no AC, and then he gets there and he makes them sit there seven hours and he talks to one at a time and he makes usually the only fans girls talk last makes them wait five hours. You know, now they're on our nine of no water or food, just waiting for this fucking guy. He does it all on purpose. Smart. Yeah.

Piece of shit though. But because of his systems, no one really calls him out. They wait, wait, wait. He finally talks to them. They make one comedy, shits on them and moves on. He doesn't give open windows to the girls to and then he has his fucking loser loser fans tip 50 bucks to shit on the girls and he's so proud to read them out loud. All right. Thank you for $50. This girl is a cock hungry whore. Okay, thank you for your $50. Moving on. And he has such

a system where he doesn't open the window for girls to bounce back. But they all tell me, oh my god, he embarrassed me. He clipped this part son, even how it happened to make me look bad. You know, so I said, fuck this guy, you know, and I made a video, I was like pissed off. And I just said, fuck you, Brian Atlas, you piece of shit fucking and then got like 800 comments of people being like, yeah, fuck you. So he messages me, okay, come on the show. Let's debate. Sure. Love to. So he goes, okay, let's go to V2 All right. Fine. So I asked my buddy Coral, you know, Coral. Yeah, he's been on here. Yeah, he's been on

Yeah, so Coral's same vibe as me. We don't care about anything You want to have sex live your best life go have fun, you know So we drive out there and then who did he bring us as fucking co debater this idiot Andrew Wilson? Who's a he owns debate University. He's a professional debater. He's the best debater in the world. He's the fastest growing debate channel. Like he's fluent from Michigan just to debate us. Wow.

And then we did what, three hours? Brian sits there, says honestly, less than 10 words. All he did was read out the hate from his fans, which by the way, I would hear his producer typing. And then I hear, ding. Okay. Conspiracy theory. His producers writing all the hate towards us.

Wow. Yeah. What they tipped a hundred. It goes right to his back to his account. It's free. Why wouldn't he do that? It's actually a smart move and he cues them and he only puts the hate messages in the middle of us making a good point. Wow. Ding ding ding in the middle of talking. So he's

got all these little tricks but Brian didn't say shit. That's the win. Did Andrew out debate us? Of course. He's a professional. He's a debater. He's a great debater. He could out debate anyone anything. He's an idiot but he's an his views are I think he's a fucking idiot but really good debater I'll give him that. Brian didn't say shit, that's the win. That's why he won a two on two, because he knew if it was one on one, you would have won.

And I told him, I said, let's do one on one next. And he goes to me. Oh, you didn't respond? Well, I left my brand new sunglasses there and I said, hey, can I get my sunglasses? He ignored me. And then I posted a video. I said, fuck Brian Atlas.

He stole my sunglasses and he didn't say shit. I think you're banned. Yeah, then he messaged me, okay, let's do it again. I said one-on-one and then he ghosted again. Wow. What was the feedback on that debate? Like the industry, like the girls in the industry were like, thank you. Oh, wow. Loved it because I didn't do it for the clout of making them love me. And like, you know, when people like, like the kindness videos, I didn't do it like that. Where like, look girls, look what I did. I'm going to rescue you as your knight. And you know, when people like, like the kindness videos, I didn't do it like that, where like, look, girls, look what I did. I'm going to rescue you as your knight. And you know, I didn't even, I just went and did it and I didn't tell anyone about it. And I didn't even clip any

part of me supporting them. I clipped a part where we're talking about sex before marriage. So I didn't do it for the cloud of the girls. I just did it because I hate the guy, but the girls that watched it and saw it, they were like, wow, respect. So they're very, they're happy I did it. But then people that watched the whole thing, close friends and family, they said, look, Ryan, very proud of you, takes balls to go to what you did, but you lost. I mean, professional debater.

Yeah. And that was your first debate ever. We lost to Andrew, we beat Brian. Right. That's all I cared about. And literally your first debate ever going up against a pro, obviously. And he didn't even tell us who his guy was. Oh until you got there?

Yeah, Andrew was building evidence on us for two weeks. Wow. He had personal jobs to take up both of us. I met him a second before we turned the cameras on. So you had nothing on him. Yeah. Yeah, that's a tough debate. So he would come at me and I'd just be like, well, Brian's a fucking loser.

Yeah. I don't know how active you are on X, but a lot of people are going at Riley right now. Riley Reid? Yeah. For what? For getting married and potentially having a kid and stuff. The whole red pill is after her. For what?

Just like they don't think porn stars can have a family. That's it? Yeah. They're mad about that? Yeah. You haven't seen this? No. Dude, it's everywhere. What?

Yeah. Because she got married? Yeah, dude. The red, you know the red pill. That's it? Red pill movement. Yeah. Red pill got married. Yeah, dude. The red, you know, the, the red, that's it. Red pill movement. Red pill movements. Pretty ruthless, man. Fucking losers. You know, every single person that hates on that is 100% of fucking Virgin or paid like a $50 whore to just say they lost their virginity. But if you're hating on beautiful girls, you get no pussy. It's the easiest way to say everyone,

I haven't ever had my dick sucked. Like hating on a hot chick, the fuck? That's just haters in general, cause I'll get hate obviously, and I'll click on their profile. It's like. I don't know any successful men that hate on hot girls. Not one.

I know a bunch of fucking losers that do. That's just haters in general. Like, and usually it's the one that they jerk off to them the most. They DM them 4000 times. Fuck her. She didn't respond. Yeah, no shit. Yeah.

You live in your mom's basement in fucking Kansas. Yeah, these guys are brutal, man. This one guy, Myron, you know, Fresh and Fit? Yeah. Yeah, they'd be going at these girls. Yeah.

You should go on that show next. Fresh and Fit. Yeah. Yeah, they'd be going at these girls. Yeah. You should go on that show next. Fresh and Fit. Yeah. Well, there's this girl Kendra Carter I was having sex with in January. I brought her to AVN. Remember that blonde? Yeah, we had dinner. Yeah.

So she's a, what's the co-host name? Fresh and Myron. Yeah. Which one are you talking about? The black guy. Yeah, Fresh. Fresh? Yeah. So that you talking about? Black guy. Yeah, Fresh. Fresh? Yeah.

So that's his acts of five years. Oh, wow. And I started hitting. So he doesn't like you. And I didn't know that she was doing it to piss him off. Oh, yeah. I didn't know she was using me as a ploy because she was storing me quite a bit just for a weekend hangout.

That's a red flag. Yeah. And I was like, what is, you don't have to post this. You know? So she was just trying to get at him. It was quite coupley for a weekend, like an AVN bender weekend. That's not cuddly at all. Yeah. That's a degen fucking sex weekend. Right.

She's posted me a lot. And then her friend, Alexis Morgan, tells me like, yo, between us, she just broke up with Fresh and, you know, Pillow Talk is like a competitor, if you will. Is it? You got will. Not really. Yeah. We're just opposites really. But I mean, they're pretty big.

They're big. Yeah, they're big. Right. So whatever. I think, I think we probably get similar views. Yeah. Well, they're banned everywhere now. Oh, yeah.

They're demonetized on YouTube and banned on Twitch and stuff. So I don't know. You might be pulling more. There it is. Winners win. know. You might be pulling more. There it is. Winners win. Yeah. Anyways, they hate me, I think, because of Kendra.

Well, I think more. But yo, anyone who hates on a guy for fucking your ex-girlfriend that you don't know. Yeah. What is that? Yeah, unless you're friends with them, it shouldn't be hate. What is that? Right. The fuck?

What? She's supposed to be a virgin the rest of her life? Because she dated you? Yeah. We're all exes of somebody. We're all fucking. Guys are fucking weird with that shit. Yeah. You probably got a ton of SMO bros out here. I don't even care if my friend, my homie, fucks my ex. Really?

Yeah. Who cares? We're done. The fuck? I own her now. Huh? What? Her, her pussy belongs to me because we used to be romantic before. If your best friend fucked your ex right after you broke up. Right after if I'm still healing then it hurts because it fucks up my healing process. What if I still want her back and it gets in the way of that? Now it's affecting me but if I've moved on the fuck go fuck her. She wants to. Yeah. Go fuck them. All good. Why not? Why am I going to

deprive them of pleasure just because I used to love her. I don't anymore. What? I have to dibs her pussy for life? Fuck her. Yeah, it's all good. That makes sense. Especially if I have a new girlfriend and now she's like really my ex. Dater. Fuck her. Do whatever you want with her. Yeah. If it's consensual. You think you'll ever get married, my man? Yeah.

Just for my parents. They want me to. You would do it just for your parents? Yeah. Not for yourself? You know, I've done so much for myself. I got to do something for them. Wow.

You know? How do they feel about this business, like, as a whole? Well, now that it's making good money, they've really come around. But at first, the first year and a half, as you know, it's very expensive and it's a lot of work. So while it's losing money, because I had a good reputation in Canada

as the nightclub promoter guy. I was throwing festivals, events, partnering the biggest clubs. I was the dude. And I wasn't as like, like my pictures online were like sick outfit, douchey, like, you know? Yeah. So I never really showed my personality and stuff.

And then out of nowhere to just start talking about sex when no one else except for call her daddy was doing it. It was cringe and weird and no one, it was weird. I got a lot of hate at the beginning, like insane. It was like embarrassing to the point where I almost quit. And I was like, fuck it, let's just see where this goes. It was COVID too, so whatever. And my parents though were like, yo, what is this? Like your

neighbor just showed me this, you know, and I used to not bleep anything, right? And it was like, because they didn't use to care. And it was like, I remember my first viral clip was Chechik being like, yeah, triple anal. And then she's getting positions. And I'm, my dad's like, I remember my first viral clip was Chechak being like, yeah, triple anal. And then she's getting positions and I'm Pete. My dad's like, I remember him showing me like your neighbor, our neighbor just sent me this or Catholic neighbors. The fuck is this? Like, this is the show. And then it's losing money for a year and a half.

You know, I think it was costing me. 6,000 a month, right? Yeah. For about a year and a half, losing money, traveling, paying all my teams travel, trying to get, and then I was like, okay, you're cringe. You're not getting views. You're losing money. What are you doing? I'm like, watch, this could be something dad. And now it's making good money. And then they're like, let's go. You told us money changes things. Money changes a lot. Yeah. I think

if you were still not making money, they probably wouldn't support it. Oh yeah. They'd be done. Yeah. I mean, they probably see you're actually passionate about it too though. And you enjoy yourself. Yeah. My mom's side like kind of cut me off. Oh really? Yeah. They're like all super Catholic French. They don't get it. Yeah. The religious people. Yeah. That's a big, they all have like one body each other. Yeah. Yeah. You know, marriage, sex, right? Marriage, it. Yeah, the religious people. Yeah, that's a big they all have like one body each. Yeah Yeah, you know marriage sex, right marriage sex. Yeah, that's tough these days. I don't mean many people waiting that long Yeah, it's rare. Yeah, the French i've only met like two people right Like that that's like our parents generation props to them for doing that shit That's impressive. What a boring era though, eh?

It's tough 25 30 years a girl, it's probably your, for men, probably your second or third body, and you just fuck her the rest of your life. It's pretty crazy. Most of our dads have less than five bodies. Yeah, I never asked my dad his body count, but it's probably- It's probably less than 10.

Yeah, if I had to guess. Which is insane, if you think about it. Yeah, you do that in a week, right? That's a bad Monday for Spencer. If I had to guess. Which is insane if you think about it. Yeah, you do that in a week, right? That's a bad Monday for Spencer. You probably lost track of your body count. No, actually, no. You do? Yeah. Are you one of those kids with a calculator app with a photo catalog of everyone? No, but I mean, you know, I don't know if people lose track. I mean, if you're in the hundreds, I could see it. Hundreds, like that's hard to just put a face to hundreds of people. I think for me, everyone's always asked me, so I always had to do the math.

You're constantly... Yeah. Yeah, you probably get asked. It's one of your most commonly asked questions, I bet. Yeah, and I don't say it. You don't publicly say it ever? No. Why? It's only... You're only gonna get judged by it. No matter what.

Yeah, it is a negative, right? It's a very negative. No one's gonna be like, oh... The only cool body count is if you have less than 20. Anything over you're a whore. And the more you have is whore whore whore whore whore. Well, women, they say multiply it right? And then men, that all girls lie. Yeah, all of them, because I meet them. And then you know, I've okay, I have 12, whatever. But then I really get to know them. And it's like, she just fucked four dudes this week. Yeah, you know, I, okay, I have 12, whatever. But then I really get to know them. And it's like, she just fucked four dudes this week. You know, all these Euro trips they're going on

in the summer. They're getting flown out. They're coming back with 20 bodies. Damn. Yeah. But they still have 12. Yeah. You got to multiply it.

But why wouldn't they lie? Life is better if they do lie. Right. Guys want lower body counts. Every guy does. For the most part, right? Some guys don't though. I don't give a shit.

I really don't. I know you don't. I used to. I used to. Oh I want her to be. You know what I think it's when I had it was my old dick. I think I was insecure that maybe she got such good dick. She had more bodies. Yeah. That she would compare me to the biggest one. So if she only had six bodies. Okay one in six chance of not having you know she might not think it's too small. Right. The sample size wasn't as big. I think that's what it was. I was insecure about my sex game. Now that I've pumped it

and I'm just a little above average, go have your fun. Yeah. I hope she had a great time. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, so you could actually grow like an inch or like My dick, like I'm not on my mother's life, okay? It was less than five. It was on the fours. Is that hard? Yeah, yeah, rock hard.

Okay. Less than five, sort of gone. Now it's six and a quarter and it's about to hit six and a half. Whoa. No cap, Spencer saw. Wow, yeah, we got a witness here. I have pictures of before and after.

It looks like a different person. Damn. The only, I have my hand tat in both and you can, okay, it is a witness here. I have pictures of before and after. It looks like a different person. Damn. The only, I have my hand tat in both. You can, okay, it is Ryan. Wow. It looks fake. I'm going to look into this, man. That's incredible.

But don't give up after three months. 10 minutes a day for three months. Yeah. Okay. Well, three, four times a week is fine. Okay. And now I'm on this like journey. It's called PE.

And there's this whole like community of guys. P.E.? P.E. What's that stand for? Penis enlargement. Oh. Yeah, but everyone calls it P.E. and there's this whole group of people obsessed with it and I kind of fucking like their vibe.

They're always looking for the next best thing and first base is get the bath mate dick pump, the Hydro Extreme 7. We've all agreed on that but now I'm thinking of going to step two. And step two is exercises. And those look fucking painful. So you get rock, rock, rock hard, and then you bend it in half, 90 degrees down, back up, now up, 90.

Dude. Oh, for fuck's sakes. Sounds painful. And then this other guy swears by hanging a brick. You wrap it around your helmet and you hang a brick for 10 minutes a day. A brick? And it keeps stretching it and stretching it. Apparently you'll get an extra inch and a half from that or something or two.

Oh my God. But then if you have money, stem cells. I've heard of that. Stem cells, 30 grand. Boom, two inches in your cock. No way. Overnight? Yeah. And then there's this superior one that apparently all the celebs, like, not to name this guy because he's 11, but there's this one celebrity that everyone knows has a fake dick.

Yeah. Okay. Everyone knows it's fake. And then Tyga apparently has the same one. But you know, they've never talked about it. No doctor has said they've done it. But there's this next step. When you're a millionaire and you're a celebrity, they give you a 10 inch dick.

So it's like a surgery or? Yeah, I guess. I don't know what the fuck it is. You know what it is, Spencer? No. That has to be what it is. Yeah, that's it. That's what it is. I feel like, you know, probably over 100k, right? Yeah. See, at that point, you're sacrificing feeling though, because it won't feel as good. Probably, you know, but if you're a celebrity rock star life, like the first one I named, he needed that. Yeah, because too many girls talk.

So if he had a small dick, it'd be bad. Yeah, it kills your mojo. I used to have that. You get exposed. I'd be the big club promoter guy. I'd fuck a hot girl who's popular. She'd go around and tell everyone, don't fuck around, he's got the tiniest dick

I've ever seen. Damn. Mojo's gone. That must've hurt you. You think they're gonna come out to my booth next Saturday? No, I'm the small dick guy. Right. Sucks. Wow. No, I'm the small dick guy, right Socks Wow. Yeah, not anymore

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