Dinner’s on Me with Jesse Tyler Ferguson - JOEL MCHALE— on how 'The Soup’ led to ‘Community’ and career anxiety
Episode Date: March 11, 2025‘Community’ star Joel McHale joins the show. Over sweet shrimp and octopus nigiri, Joel tells me about being besties with Lisa Vanderpump, trolling reporters on the set of ‘Community,’ and the... lies he told to get a spot on ‘Will & Grace.’ This episode was recorded at Leona’s in Studio City, CA. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Hi, it's Jesse.
Today on the show, you know him from his six seasons on NBC's Community,
and most recently, helming the Fox comedy Animal Control,
which debuted its third season in January, it's Joel McHale.
My goal was to offend everybody.
They all said, like, you'll see, if you tell a joke about the Republicans,
they're not going to laugh.
The Democrats will laugh, but not too hard, and if it's a little bit the Republicans, they're not gonna laugh. The Democrats will laugh, but not too hard.
And if it's a little bit racy,
they're all gonna go, ooh, I don't approve of that.
And that's exactly what happened.
This is Dinners on Me,
and I'm your host, Jesse Tyler Ferguson.
All right, one of the most bonkers moments of my career
was being invited to the White House Correspondents' Dinner in Washington, D.C.
Now, if you're unfamiliar, it's a basically prom for politicos, except instead of awkward
slow dancing, you get senators trying to network with Chrissy Teigen over crab cakes.
It's a wild mix of journalists, politicians, and Hollywood stars all crammed into a room
where a comedian roasts everyone,
including the President of the United States.
Now, I was lucky enough to attend a few times
back when Modern Family was on,
when Obama was in the White House.
I witnessed some insane moments,
like David Muir and Martha Raditz casually dining
with Heidi Klum or Nancy Pelosi grabbing a glass of wine with Mindy Kaling
like they were besties at a book club.
But the thing that really blew my mind were the hosts.
These comedians had the impossible task
of standing on stage and absolutely roasting
the most powerful people in the world,
while those very people politely sipped their Malo
and tried not to look too
offended.
One of the bravest souls to take on this challenge was Joel McHale.
And when I say brave, I mean insane.
Here he was, a former host of The Soup, a guy whose job it was to disseminate the reality
TV of the week.
He's suddenly up there making jokes about Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and Donald
Trump while they're sitting right there. He's suddenly up there making jokes about Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and Donald Trump
while they're sitting right there.
I'm still not sure how he made it out alive.
Now, if you don't remember the soup,
first of all, shame on you, okay?
It was a weekly TV show where Joel hilariously dissected
the most ridiculous moments in pop culture.
So in a way, I don't know,
I guess hosting the White House Correspondence Center
wasn't that different.
Just swap out the Kardashians for Congress, you know?
But honestly, you know, it kind of made sense
because his entire career from the soup
to his cult hit sitcom community
has always been about sharp, smart, self-aware comedy.
I mean, he's the guy who can deliver a joke
that's both hilarious and clever.
You know, sometimes too clever.
Makes you feel like you should have studied harder in school.
Now, full disclosure, I've been a huge fan of Joel McHale's for a long time.
I love the soup. I loved Community.
I love his new show, Animal Control.
And, okay, fine, yes, I might have a tiny crush on him.
Maybe at one point, probably no longer.
Maybe just a little bit.
Anyway, it's just, he's so tall and funny
and handsome and tall.
So yes, I was very excited to spend some time with him.
That tall, handsome, funny drink of water.
Hello.
Hi.
We're over here.
Get up, get up. You guys are this tall. How dare you? Hi, we're over here.
How dare you.
I brought Joel McHale to Leona's in Studio City.
Leona's is the newest concept from Valley restaurateur Frank Leon.
Leona's is Japanese fusion pulling influence from French and Italian cuisine,
and the seafood is really
the star. There's octopus in yuzu pepper sauce, yellowtail jalapeno sashimi, or the
miso cod to name just a few. What stands out about their dishes is how unique and balanced
they are, letting the fish really shine. Now if you've seen Joel, you might notice the
guy hits the gym, so I thought, you know, let's get him some protein.
Plus introducing a new go-to spot
to someone who lives around the corner,
you know, that's just good hosting.
I should add he biked here.
I mean, of course he did.
All right, let's get to the conversation.
What are you off to after this?
You got like a-
I thought that my son's school was ending at 3.30
and then they're like, no, he has no school.
It starts at one, this thing he's doing
where he's playing-
What's he doing?
Playing football.
That's what you used to do, right?
That's what?
You used to play football, right?
Yeah.
Yo, you that?
Thanks for bringing that up.
Boys, boys, boys and boys thing.
Two boys, right?
Two boys.
How do I?
How old are they?
Four and, well, four and a half and two.
Enjoy the hugs.
How old are yours now?
19 and 16.
Whoa!
Yes, they're gigantic human beings.
Jesus.
Yeah, I can pay for a hug.
I can be like.
Are they looking at colleges and stuff?
One is not.
He's very on the spectrum
and he said he's gonna let us know.
And we're like, great.
I think he's a communist.
I think he would be the first to tell you that.
He's really leaning that way.
And then the other one's, you know, total jock.
Yeah, he's starting to think about it.
Where'd you go to college?
I went to a performing arts academy in New York called AMDA,
the American Musical and Dramatic Academy.
I was an indoor kid, Joel. I didn't do sports.
I can tell by your complexion that you spent a lot of time outside.
Menus for you guys, cocktails, beer and wine on the back.
Thank you.
Are we okay with Studio City's finest, or do you guys want sparkling or still water?
I'm fine with tap.
I'm fine with tap too.
It's a good tap.
It's great.
Yeah, I went to Amda and I got a certificate of completion
is what you receive.
There's no sort of official.
Sounds very dirty.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Jeez.
How many commencement speeches have you been to?
How many talks have you given?
There?
Yeah.
Not as many as you'd think.
In fact, at one point, you know,
they had my headshot on the wall, you know,
someone who was doing well.
Was it like serious headshot or like fun comedy headshot?
No, it was just a serious one.
Not like, not when we're like here on the phone,
like when you did the commercial shots.
So your headshot was on the wall.
My headshot was on the wall.
And then, and so I knew it was up there for a while
because I did get work right out of school.
And so, you know, they put their alumni
that are doing well up on the wall
and frame it and blah, blah, blah.
And years later, I think when I was,
when I got Modern Family, they were like,
oh, can we get a headshot for the wall?
They had taken me off the wall.
Like when I had a little break in my career
and I just needed to make room for other people.
And so I was missing from the wall
and that's how I found out.
I was like, well, you have a headshot of mine.
Like, oh no, no, no, no.
And then they basically had to admit that they removed me.
You got them to admit it.
Well, I mean, it was sort of like, I read between the lines.
How quickly between that and then them asking you for money.
They've never asked me for money.
They've never asked you for money?
No, my high school does.
St. Pius 10th High School in Albuquerque, New Mexico,
which, you know, they're not gonna be getting
any money from me.
Yeah, but the Catholic Church has such a wonderful stance
on people.
What the?
I give in other ways.
Right.
You're an altar boy?
No, I was not.
I was.
Were you?
Yes.
Do you have stories?
Yeah, the sex was incredible.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Have you been here?
This is where you shoot the-
I don't shoot, I know,
we go to different restaurants every time. This is awesome. I've never been. I've never been either? This is where you shoot the... I don't shoot, I go to different restaurants every time.
This is awesome, I've never been.
I've never been either.
This is exciting. This is all for you.
Oh, this is so nice.
Hi guys, so real quick,
just so you can walk through the menus for yourselves.
My recommendations to you are the bottom three appetizers,
the bottom three sushi rolls,
any of the soup and salad's great.
This little crown right here, yellow tail over to albacore.
All that's really yummy.
And then from the chef selections, our noodles,
our branzino, our ribeye strangely enough, and our paella.
Definitely the octopus.
You want that?
I don't feel like octopus.
I love it.
Yeah.
Great.
And then should we?
Should we do it?
What's the?
Let's do everything.
Is there anything on here that you're like,
you can't walk away without getting this?
Yeah, I actually think the Leona special roll or the yellowtail
jalapeno sashimi.
Ooh.
Yeah, let's do both of those.
Let's do both of them, yeah.
All right.
We'll do that and the octopus.
Can we get some crispy rice and spicy tuna as well?
Yes.
Agreed. Do you want any sushi rice and spicy as well? Yes. Agreed.
Do you want any sushi?
Yeah, I love it all.
Let's get a few pieces of sushi.
How long ago was the sweet shrimp murdered?
Oh my god.
Murdered?
I'm not certain.
I'll have to ask the chef.
I love a sweet shrimp.
Let's do sweet shrimp.
Yeah.
And yellowtail.
Yes.
Yep.
And halibut.
Yep, and that's it.
Okay, I'll leave you with a menu.
We can always.
And do you have Flying Fish Roe?
I can bring you some running.
Great.
Well, how did you get involved in acting?
Cause you were like a sports guy.
You were a jock.
You are a jock.
Thank you for saying that.
Yeah, I was a good athlete, but not that good.
I mean, I was good, but not professional level good.
I was good for an actor, but I wasn't like,
I wasn't good, like, couldn't ever hang.
Were you like, were you one of those jocks
that they were like, okay, we got to get someone to do like,
you know, little admiral bye-bye birdies.
Like, let's ask the football guys to do it.
And then you fell in love with it or how did you?
No, I was already way into,
second grade was my first play.
Oh really?
And what was that play?
Yes, it was a staged version of the ride.
It's a small world at Disneyland.
No, not at all.
That exists. In Haddonfield, New Jersey. It's a small world at Disneyland. No, not at all. Wait, that exists?
In Haddonfield, New Jersey.
That is a real play where they were like,
you're from all the different countries and every kid,
because there's so many roles, you can dress up.
Wait, was it a lot of white people dressing up as-
It was only white people.
I was gonna say.
If you go back now, it is maybe more offensive
than Breakfast at Tiffany's.
Possibly.
Problematic.
I played a snake.
I played a cobra that was charmed out of a basket.
Aha, from when you like went to Morocco or something?
No, Cincinnati, what are you talking about?
Yeah, I think that was from India or Pakistan, perhaps?
I don't remember.
And then I played a monkey who peeled a,
I got that role because I could mime peeling a banana.
So that was my big introduction.
And my parents were like,
you seem to really enjoy yourself up there.
And I was like, I did.
And that led to my huge Broadway career.
Wait.
But I really was like, oh, I liked that.
I mean, in grade school, I just kept doing little things.
And I was so bad at school,
but I was really good at sports.
And I was like, and I remember just thinking like,
I'm gonna try to do this, sports and Jersey. I was born and raised in New Jersey. I was born and raised in New Jersey.
I was born and raised in New Jersey.
I was born and raised in New Jersey.
I was born and raised in New Jersey.
I was born and raised in New Jersey.
I was born and raised in New Jersey.
I was born and raised in New Jersey.
I was born and raised in New Jersey.
I was born and raised in New Jersey.
I was born and raised in New Jersey.
I was born and raised in New Jersey.
I was born and raised in New Jersey.
I was born and raised in New Jersey.
I was born and raised in New Jersey. I was born and raised in New Right. Born in Rome, raised in Philly.
Yes, you hear that?
Born in Rome, moved to Seattle, moved to New Jersey,
moved back to Seattle.
Got it, got it, got it.
Seattle has a really good theater scene.
They do.
Inamon, is that what it is?
Fifth Avenue Theater.
I performed at Fifth Avenue Theater.
You performed there.
I did hair, the musical hair.
You were naked?
I was naked on the Fifth Avenue stage.
Mm. I remember my dad came to see it. Oh no? I was naked on the Fifth Avenue stage. Hmm.
I remember my dad came to see it.
Oh no.
I mean, there were so many people in that, you know,
the lights go down real low in that scene
where they all get naked.
So, but yeah, I was-
I'm proud of you, son.
That was, you really were-
I think in that specific performance-
Flopping around all over there.
I made my way to, cause it got very, you know,
it's all the hippies running around. I think I just stayed on the back. Like I made sure I was in the specific performance. Flopping around all over there. I made my way to, because it got very, it's all the hippies running around.
I think I just stayed on the back.
Like I made sure I was in the back row that day.
That's pretty great.
Yeah.
Seattle had a crazily good theater scene in the 80s.
And then in the early 90s.
Some of my favorite drag queens came out of Seattle.
Jinx Monsoon is from Portland, but lived in Seattle.
That's not the same.
Listen, I know you were a judge on Rupaul's Dragways.
It's all just up there.
You did Rupaul's Dragways,
I know that you have an appreciation.
I do, I just saw Trixie.
Trixie Mattel.
Yeah, I just saw her perform.
She's great.
This Lisa Vanderpump thing.
And I was-
Wait a minute, okay, you're gonna have to
circle back on all that.
It's a, like a-
At a Lisa Vanderpump thing.
Charity event for rescuing dogs.
Okay.
And you know, it's Lisa Vanderpump who I really,
I am deeply fond of and her husband.
How did you meet?
How did you meet them?
I had dinner at their house.
How did that happen?
She had her own show on E.
I'm gonna get to the bottom of this.
Where they invite, where it was just like,
oh, come over and we will.
Wow, I feel like she's here.
You'll see the tiny horses
and we'll have a grand old time.
Now, Jill, you like wine.
And it was like a four hours.
Sounds like the traitors.
Ellen coming on the traitors.
Okay, go ahead.
How dare you?
Is that as good as House of Villains?
I don't think so.
They have a lot more Emmy nominations.
We're up to zero.
So you.
So Trixie Mattel performed and I was blown away.
Yeah, she's great.
All right, friends.
Yellowtail, jalapenos, Shimi.
You get some photos of that?
Yeah.
Good.
I have strict construction.
Yes, that RuPaul's Drag Race, I think it's the only thing I'm known for on TikTok.
Is it make hits around on TikTok?
Yeah.
My 16 year old Billy.
I'm full.
I'm full, the drag race thing came up again.
It was my finest moment of performing.
Oh, look at that.
Okay.
Cause I wasn't, I, you know, I was, I don't have no idea.
Yeah.
So I was just like, I'm gonna be as supportive as possible
and the way I know how.
Yeah, yeah.
Screaming.
We just, I don't remember your episode.
Oh, I was just like, yeah, get it.
I can see that guy's butt.
Michelle was highly annoyed.
It was, it made me so happy.
And I love that Michelle.
I do too.
I love her.
She's pretty great.
And I was able to get this full circle because
You remember maybe not
But the drag race when it started the dirtiest show on television by a mile. Yeah
Also, we made for a dollar. I mean the first season of RuPaul's Drag Race was made for a dollar. And there was no performing.
So sorry, it's got crispy rice.
I ate two words for you.
That's beautiful.
Thank you.
Thank you.
This is the greatest day of my life.
But it was just all glory hole jokes.
It was every innuendo and it was just like RuPaul going like,
all right, we're going to, it's Popsicle leading contest.
Yeah.
And there was no dance. And we couldn't even show it on the soup because they were like, all right, we're gonna, it's Popsicle leading contest.
And there was no dance.
And we couldn't even show it on the soup
because they were like, this is too dirty.
I'm like, it's on cable.
And then we finally convinced them.
And then Ken and I, Ken Jeong, my husband,
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last year or the year before.
And it was, I was like, look at this.
It's all worked out.
Yeah, that's awesome.
So cool. Wait.
We require this is very good.
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Great.
You wanna fly to that kind of store?
Yeah, sure, why not?
But you know, when cable was starting,
all these little tiny shows were starting out.
Yeah.
And then some of them exploded.
Yeah.
I mean, now they, the LA Convention Center for Drag Con
is like. Yeah.
I know it's incredible.
If you had said like, I mean, obviously RuPaul is,
there's nobody like him.
And what a rock on tour and all that stuff.
But like, if you would be like,
that show is gonna be this big.
Yeah.
["The Movie is a Superstar"]
Now for a quick break, but don't go away.
When we come back, Joel talks to me
about how he became the host of The Soup,
trolling reporters on set,
and whether or not the community movie rumors are true.
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Can I ask you about the soup though?
Because that was such a, you know, that show.
You notice how I brought it up?
Well, and I'm glad you did.
Cause I completely forgot that you're on that.
Just kidding.
What?
Just kidding.
No, I mean, when you started doing community,
I was like, look at this guy from the soup.
He's really made it.
Right?
See?
That was.
But I mean, the structure of that was so,
had it really been, I remember, I remember like,
there was those shows, like, Best Week Ever.
And there was like, it was like a lot of talking heads.
I remember like, oh, if I could just get an episode
of Best Week Ever, that'd be really fun to do.
I was trying to get on that show.
I was trying to get on that show. I was trying to get on that show.
And then Talk Soup, or not Talk Soup, The Soup,
was Talk Soup a show?
Yes, with Greg Kinnear.
Oh, wow.
So Greg Kinnear started that in 1991 on E,
which was barely a network, which had no commercials
because they couldn't sell any commercials.
So all the commercial breaks would be promotions
for like new E-shows they were just making up.
Like Wild On with Brooke Burke or something.
Like when I was, when I offered it,
which was a lengthy audition process.
So it was called the What The Awards, for real name.
Terrible name.
And they, and then that got switched six months later
after the new president came in and was like,
what the fuck is the What The Awards?
Switched to the soup and we opened it up to every,
like, celebrity news and any show.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Other than like funny talk shows.
And then it just slowly but surely got more popular.
It was never a massive, it was always kind of a cult hit.
Yeah, totally.
And then the internet came along and streamers
and it all just faded away.
And ironically, I'm back on E, House of Villains season two.
Full circles, right before you did the soup.
You were talking about commercials and stuff.
You were also, I think, were you doing guest spots
on TV shows?
Were you finding not?
I did, I got very lucky.
Sweet shrimp.
There's that sweet shrimp.
Sweet shrimp.
From Canada.
Canada.
Came this morning, so.
Oh. Nice.
Enjoy.
Ooh, sri. Stuck in customs for a while.
Ooh, I'm sri.
Oh hey.
Ooh.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Ah.
I got very lucky.
I got very lucky.
I auditioned for Will and Grace
about three months after I got here and I lied that I was over six, seven, six, four,
but they wanted someone enormous.
So I went and bought heeled boots
at the Skechers outlet
on Van Nuys and did the audition, Tracy Lillianfield.
You're you man and she was so nice.
And I lied, they're like how tall is like six eight.
Through like a miracle I got it.
It was like three lines, but it was still like,
holy shit, I'm on one of the,
this is one of the biggest shows on the planet.
Yeah.
And then I got an agent out of that.
And then they dropped me a year later
because I couldn't book anything.
And then I had this good friend, still friends of them,
director named Sandy Smolin, who would throw me into things.
I mean, like, I'm directing Diagnosis Murder.
Can you get murdered?
Yes.
And so he really, like, he kept the credits,
slowly coming, I still couldn't get, you know,
a legitimate agent,
which is a terrible name.
All right.
The owner's special role.
Oh, nice.
That's beautiful.
Look at that shit.
Look at that. Beautiful.
So, and then I was like,
how do I get the lead role auditions?
And then I realized you had to be popular
or popular on some list that they had.
Right. And the soup list that they had. Right.
And the soup did that.
Yeah.
Cause I had a lot of actor friends that were like,
oh, I would never do the soup.
Cause that's a whole other.
Well, yeah.
I mean, I wanted to ask you about that because I,
you know, I think there was sort of a,
I don't think that exists anymore.
No, it's gone.
There is like a stigma around people hosting things.
I did, they did a reboot of Extreme Makeover Home Edition
on HGTV and I hosted that,
but I was really nervous about saying yes to it.
But I have, like my friend Liz Banks
was hosting Press Your Luck.
And I saw like Will Arnett was hosting some,
I think maybe a Lego show.
Everyone was hosting, Dwayne Johnson was hosting.
And Jamie Foxx was hosting, yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh my goodness, enjoy folks.
Would you eat the lemon?
Should you dare?
Or do you just eat the row off?
Oh, you know, I have that my friend.
I would eat the row off and just use the juice.
You know, yeah, you got it.
Just use the juice.
This is my favorite part.
The heads?
Yep.
I'm gonna let you have mine too.
What's wrong?
What's going on?
See, this is.
Oh my god.
Oh god.
Is it great?
Mm-hmm.
Like potato chips.
I don't love the heads, but I'm gonna try it.
Put in a little.
I don't like the eyes.
You're not gonna know.
Yeah.
I've got hungry eyes.
Here we go.
I'm really getting a lot of soy on here.
It's crunchy, it's crunchy.
It's a little hot. It's crunchy, it's crunchy, it's... It's a little hot.
It's still warm, but it's good, right?
Mm-hmm.
Is that the whole thing in your mouth?
Uh-huh.
It's impressive.
It's really hot, but it's good.
I have had them while they're still twitching in Japan.
No. Not the heads, the bodies.
No.
Did you, when Community came to you,
you were on The Soup and they'd seen you
and what was that audition process like?
Dan Harmon's girlfriend liked The Soup.
She saw the show and she saw the soup and she was like,
hey, I think that's your Jeff Winger character.
And they brought me in.
And I read the script and it was one of the only times
that I was like, this is incredible.
It was such a good show.
It's so airtight.
And the network, and we've talked about this,
I didn't, but Michael Rosenbaum is who the network wanted.
Oh really?
And Dan wanted me, I think it was a very close,
it was so close, and then like Rosenbaum
was so cool and supportive,
because yeah, I mean, you know,
like when you get these shows, you have no idea.
Right.
And I'd been on a couple of pilots that I was like,
I don't know, I thought this was my big break.
And then it was just, but you know,
community, that's how it ended up.
Did you feel like there was a shift in like
the way people perceived you?
Because, you know, coming off of something like The Soup
and then having such, I mean, it was such a great show,
such an incredible ensemble, so well written.
You know, it became such a cult classic as well.
Yes.
I mean, it was like the coolest show to like.
I was just watching an episode of it last night.
We were wanting like just an eighth of your ratings.
That's all we wanted.
And I've been on the other side of it
where you do something that like no one's watching,
but everyone who is watching is loving.
Yeah.
That's tricky too.
We were gonna be canceled every season.
I don't know. Yeah.
But at the same time,
we knew we were making something really good
and we were canceled.
And then picked up by Yahoo! Scream.
And then we canceled that entire streamer.
Yeah.
Yes.
It was you guys, us, and Glee came out in the same year.
I remember that.
And the mushroom cloud of like a white hot attention
that you guys and Glee were getting.
And then we were all like,
we're going to do a pillow fight for our episode.
We were all so envious of the,
I was like, they got fucking George Clooney.
George Clooney is on fucking Modern Family.
He just did a promo.
We had a George Clooney lookalike, literally.
I did a sitcom called The Class,
and it came out the same year as 30 Rock,
and I remember feeling the same thing.
Although 30 Rock had a rough start, I think, too.
People had to find it, but I remember just feeling,
oh, I wish I had the excitement that there was around 30 Rock.
I don't know if they had the same viewership.
Class was one season?
One season, 19 episodes, yeah.
That would be like three seasons on a stream right now.
Yeah, truly.
I know.
We told our story.
We told the story we wanted to tell.
It was like Fargo.
It was like a beginning, middle, and end.
New cast.
No, fine, it was fun.
And the new cast was the Big Bang Theory.
The shit that replaced us.
Well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, but I understand what you're saying about, you know,
being in a season where there's other, you know,
other big things happening,
but I guess I can only say from my perspective,
it just felt like it was such a,
it had a cool factor that I think I was also envious of.
I remember seeing an event, Nicole Brown,
and talking to her about an episode specifically,
and she was like, oh, you really watched it.
I was like, yeah, I really liked the show.
I really am a fan of it.
The only time, well, I've been an asshole many times,
but I would always call out reporters.
And they'd be like, such a great show.
It's just so amazing. And it would be one thing if we were on a red carpet, and they were they'd be like, such a great show, it's just so amazing.
And it would be one thing if we were on a red carpet
and they were just at, they're like,
here's this guy from this thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I was like, if you come to set,
if you're sitting on our set,
Yeah, you should have done some research.
You should know what show this is.
You should know it.
And they'll be like, I was like,
what's your favorite episode?
So many times. And they're like, all of them. I was like, I was like, what's your favorite episode? It's happened so many times.
And they're like, all of them.
I was like, no, no, what episodes do you like?
Oh, the paintballs.
And I'd be like, what's my character's name?
And they were like, yeah.
So I've had reporters come back and just like,
you really got me.
And I was like, yeah, I probably should just enjoy
the promotion and not call people out.
You couldn't help yourself.
Modern Family was pretty damn cool.
Thanks, bud.
And you know, it was very unusual in that everybody liked it.
And I say, it was unusual, people liked the show.
I'm not saying that.
Yeah.
It was like, Euphoria's probably not the show
that the family gathers around.
Right.
And there's something for everybody.
That show was.
Yeah.
Well now, let me ask you this,
because I keep hearing about a community film.
Yeah.
Is that a thing?
Peacock has given us the money.
Oh great.
So that is a, that's when everyone's like,
is that gonna happen?
I was like, well, we got the money,
which is one of the harder things to do.
And everyone's in.
So that's the other, it's really coming down to schedules
and a script was written.
So all that is real.
And I know that we've been talking about it
for literally years, but it's, it will happen.
And there's just, you know, it's just getting those schedules
together.
Have you read the script?
I have.
You've read a script, okay.
Yeah.
I'm not going to tell you anything about it.
I'll just say.
But it exists.
Everybody dies.
You think it's good?
Everyone dies, perfect.
Yeah.
I don't want to tell you, no spoilers, just everyone dies.
Everyone dies.
Now for a quick break, but don't go away.
When we come back, Joel tells me his mindset
going into the White House Correspondents' Dinner,
and we both get vulnerable about what it feels like
to have a lull in your career after a hit show.
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Wait, I have to talk to you about,
the first thing I want to talk about before I lose you.
We haven't, and I want to be respectful before I lose you. We haven't.
I want to be respectful of your time.
You have a hard out at one.
That's what everyone always says.
The hard out and then it's always fine.
But I know you've talked about it a little bit.
What I feel is probably the hardest job is being the comic at the White House
for a correspondent's dinner.
I remember, because I was in the room,
I was there, Beth, when you did it.
And so I went to watch it last night,
and there's actually a reaction shot of me.
Like, they went to me.
It was really more Wolf Blitzer,
but I was like right behind him,
so like, I consider it my reaction shot,
but I was laughing.
You can go back and look at the tape. Yeah, there's things that I say then that I'm like,
oh, I can say that now.
Let's talk about this,
because you have to really go up to the line
to make an impact in the room.
But at the same time, you're making fun of,
the people who are running our country
and like poking at some of the most powerful people.
That's a fun sound.
That's a fun sound.
I was never more nervous.
Was it an immediate yes?
It couldn't have been yes faster.
First of all, there were some incredible, incredible jokes.
The one about Hillary Clinton was gold.
I thought if we elect her as president,
we don't have to pay her as much.
It would save the, because she's a woman.
Yeah, yeah, it would save the country 30%.
I mean, that's gold.
Yeah, that was a good joke.
It was a good joke.
But my goal was to offend everybody.
And they'll go, they all said like,
you'll see if you tell a joke about the Republicans,
they'll be, they're not gonna laugh.
The Democrats will laugh, but not too hard.
And if it's a little bit racy, they're all gonna go,
ooh, I don't approve of that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And so that's exactly what happened.
Yeah.
Had you been to the Correspondence Center
as a guest before?
Or was that the first time you've been in that room?
I saw Ferguson do it during Bush's years.
When it was like 2006, 2007.
Yeah.
We're sitting near Pamela Anderson.
My dad was like, Pamela Anderson's here.
I'm like, yeah.
He's crazy.
And that was pretty exciting.
Yeah.
But I never have been more nervous.
Never have been that nervous since.
Yeah.
It was like I burned out the wire in my brain for nerves.
I mean, it's one thing to like,
like I just, I got to be in conversation with Bill Clinton
about his recent memoir, President Clinton.
Oh, shit.
And I was terrified about that,
but I wasn't also having to make fun of him
while he's sitting right there.
I mean, that's sort of like what the job requires.
It's a roast.
And you know, it's Obama and the first lady.
And it's just, every time I go,
because I've been lucky enough to go three or four times,
and every time I'm like, God,
that person up there is a superhero.
You stood on stage.
I'm not trying to put you guys on top of each other.
Oh dear Lord, that's a beautiful thing.
So this is our banana congari.
It's basically bananas foster in a puff pastry.
Jesus.
Let's steal this stuff from you unless you want to add.
Yeah, steal it away.
I'll just take this last tentacle.
What am I saying?
Enough rehearsal.
I think you'd be okay.
Gosh, I don't know, anyway.
I remember working out that morning,
just being like, I cannot believe,
like you're sitting there talking to Michelle Obama
for an hour.
Yeah, yeah.
Getting ready to tell these jokes.
Well that's the other thing,
you're sat next to them through the whole dinner,
you go right from like having casual conversation
with the president and first lady to. Well and then the whole dinner, you go right from like having casual conversation with the president and first lady to,
well, and then the president and Obama was good at it.
He was really good at it.
He's always good at it.
You know, and Trump ended it.
And that guy can't take a joke.
And it's like, he's so funny.
I'm like, well, you can't take a joke.
And that's what I think showed
like such great power in our country
that you could go up and make fun of the leader
and then be like, and I remember Obama going like,
that was good, good one.
I remember doing an interview with, I don't know,
like a Romanian reporter, he was like,
oh, if we did that, we'd be swinging a hammer
for breaking up rocks in a prison yard
for the rest of our lives.
Yeah.
And I was like, oh yeah,
that really does show how cool we are.
Yeah.
And anyway, so he ended it
and it obviously hasn't really come back
in the way that, I hope it comes back someday.
Eventually, yeah. It's such a moment. We might need some space from it in the way that, I hope it comes back someday.
It's such a cool thing.
We might need some space from it
after this next presidency.
But yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, when's the election?
Is it next year?
I did buy his fragrances and a couple of Bibles,
so I'm excited.
Whose?
Trump's.
Trump's Bible? He has new fragrances Who's? Trump's. Oh.
Trump's Bible.
He has new fragrances.
He does not have fragrances.
No, it just got literally got released
just a few days ago.
I'm looking this up, are you kidding me?
Yeah, they're actually pretty good.
No, are they?
No, I like frankincense, I like myrm.
It's a lot like Calvin Klein's obsession.
Shut up.
By the way, did you realize we're next to an animal hospital?
Oh, I've been to that animal hospital.
Have you?
Multiple times.
Really?
Yes.
So by the time this comes out.
But Animal Control.
That's right, as I say,
Animal Control will be in its third season.
Yes.
But you have so many other things
that you are spinning right now.
You're hosting-
Cribson Kitchen on Fox.
Right.
And then-
And?
Yeah.
House of Villains on E, back on E.
And then you have Animal Control.
You have- Animal Control.
I mean, you seem to be like such a workhorse.
I mean, it seems like you're always,
even when you're doing community,
we're still for a few years doing the soup as well.
I mean, is there...
Until the end of the book.
Do you ever feel anxious having to keep all these balls
in the air or is there anxiety around
when you're not working like this?
Yes, it's when I'm not working.
Okay.
Like we had the entire family over for Thanksgiving.
The most relaxed I was is when we went to Magic Mountain
and I got on the roller coasters and I was like,
just, I burst out crying at the end of one
of the roller coasters because I was so happy.
Oh my God, are you serious?
I was so like, this, I forgot how fun this is.
And I was like, 53 year old man going like,
that was so happy.
And yeah, I never got rid of the actor thing
like you're never gonna work again.
That always.
I mean, I don't have that.
I haven't lived with that either.
Yeah, everyone goes ADHD.
And I think, I know that a lot of people say that,
but I really, I cannot focus for very long.
And so I like jumping on those lily pads
as fast as I can.
I love performing.
I love that stuff.
I still to this day get excited.
I was like, someone's paying me to do this.
Can't believe it.
I just saw this amazing video about Dick Van Dyke
that lead singer, what's his name, Chris Martin.
Oh, Chris Martin, yeah.
Yeah, Spike Lee and Mary Wigmore made this little video
about him being like 99.
Yeah.
And he's still like dancing.
Isn't that incredible?
Do you want that?
I mean, I- Yeah, that sounds,
I want to drop dead on stage.
Not this year.
Not anytime soon.
But you know, relatively-
Do what you love doing, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
How about you?
I do, I mean, I'm,
I have had a bit of a lull after Modern Family ended
and just obviously there was a pandemic,
but then coming back out of that,
I got to do some theater.
But I, well, this is the thing,
I won a Tony Award when I came, there you are, there you are.
But I thought like when that, when I got a Tony, I was like, oh, this is like, get ready, get ready.
Like the offers are coming in and you know,
it wasn't that at all.
Like I got really anxious.
I was like, well, and it was, I had to check myself.
I was like, you know, what was I really expecting?
And you know, I shouldn't be expecting accolades
to lead to future work.
I've never been in that mindset before,
like why now that I've actually won one,
should I expect that to happen?
Wait, Modern Family ended in?
2019?
No, 20.
Yeah.
Pandemic hits.
Nothing's happening.
Nothing's happening.
Are you gonna poke holes in my story?
Yeah, then you get this theater job
where you win a Tony and now you're like,
no, lull.
That was a while ago.
How long ago was the Tony?
Two years ago?
Two years ago.
Okay.
I thought I haven't done, I've done things.
I didn't, no, we have the similar,
like I count a lull as a weekend.
And so I'm like, fuck, I think it's over.
There are stretches where it's really scary.
And it's like, oh, I don't know about
what's coming up next.
But I have.
Right, but you're now, I've been okay.
You're mid 40s?
I'll be 50 this year.
Then, that is so that's, you know, there's just,
you get into this category now where it's just,
or this thing you're like,
you're gonna work forever if you want.
It may not be exactly the thing.
I mean, I have, I always have a current porn.
Oh. I know that.
I don't know about that. I've heard
I've just heard that you know, you're always late to set
As you get older, it's just a very specific like the ginger world. That's always gonna have
Always gonna be
But I am in a mild state of panic all the time
Yeah, because I I'm the sick come I'm like You're a little. But I am in a mild state of panic all the time.
Yeah.
Cause I'm the sick come I'm like,
you're doing well, look, you've got multiple cars.
You've got a lawn.
You got a fucking pool, Joel.
And then I'm like, then I'm constantly like,
well, that'll be the last thing I'll ever do.
Never happen again.
I got to sell it all.
And I'm like, my wife is like, you're nuts.
Well, I hope this podcast gets you some,
you know, a surge of excitement.
Thanks for doing this, buddy.
Oh, we're not done.
Oh.
Wait, do you have to pay for this?
No, dinner's on me.
Yeah, dinner's on me.
Unless dinner's on you.
Unless Dinner's On You.
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