DISGRACELAND - Woodstock Pt. 1: A Disaster Movie (Rewind)
Episode Date: August 9, 2026Woodstock is remembered as the generation-defining moment when the baby boomers demonstrated to the world the power of peace, love and communalism. In reality, what went down at Old Man Yasgur’s... farm in August 1969 involved extortion, deaths, countless overdoses, near-mass electrocution, and a state of emergency. Not to mention a restless crowd that doubled in size seemingly every time festival producer Micheal Lang lifted his head to survey the drug-addled chaos. All he wanted was a new kind of festival—a celebration of utopian hippie idealism. Instead, for three long, lawless days, Lang got much more than he bargained for during one of the messiest moments in American music history. This episode was originally published on November 2, 2021. To see the full list of contributors, see the show notes at www.disgracelandpod.com. To listen to Disgraceland ad free and get access to weekly bonus content and more, become a Disgraceland All Access member at disgracelandpod.com/membership. Sign up for our newsletter and get the inside dirt on events, merch and other awesomeness - GET THE NEWSLETTER Follow Jake and DISGRACELAND: Instagram YouTube X (formerly Twitter) Facebook Fan Group TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The stories about Woodstock are insane.
Three days of peace, love, music, and two deaths, extortion,
onstage maximum rock and roll violence,
too many drug overdoses to count,
near mass electrocution, and a lot of dumb luck.
The iconic music festival is known as the generation-defining moment
when the baby boomers demonstrated to the world
the power of peace, love, and communalism. But was that really what went down at old man
Yazger's farm on the third weekend of August in 1969? Or were those of us who didn't attend
either because we weren't yet born, were too old, too young, or too preoccupied with the
responsibilities of life to just not be interested? Where we sold a vision of Woodstock that
was as mythical and unrealistic as the hippie dream baby boomers have been peddling ever since the
idealized notion of the vaunted 60s came to be. Woodstock, the movie, the documentary film released
a year after the festival in 1970, quickly established itself as the document of record on Woodstock,
the event. The movie paints a romanticized picture and has come to define the festival in our
collective cultural memory perhaps more strongly than the recollections of those who are actually
there, either as fans, performers, or organizers of the festival. So what actually has to be? So what actually
happened at Woodstock. Was it the hippie utopia depicted in the documentary or in all
actuality was the real Woodstock more like a disaster movie? One thing's for sure. Great music was made
at Woodstock. Jimmy Hendrix, The Who, Sly and the Family Stone, Santana, Richie Havens,
and Joe Cocker to name a few. Unlike that music I played for you at the top of the show, that wasn't
great music. That was a preset loop from my Melotron called Bone Bone Dattie-O, MK2.
I played you that loop because I can't afford the rights to Aquarius let the sunshine
in by the fifth dimension.
And why would I play you that specific slice of moon in the seventh house cheese could I afford
it?
Because that was the number one song in America on April 19, 1969.
And that was the day Michael Lang and his Woodstock Ventures Company began running its first
advertisements promoting a music festival in upstate New York.
A festival that would not only define a generation,
but go on to influence and shape multiple generations to come.
On this, a special two-part episode,
dumb luck, hypocritical hippies,
the dawning of the age of Aquarius and Woodstock,
a disaster movie.
I'm Jake Brennan, and this is Disgraceland.
All right, man, everybody cool out.
Put the guns down.
23-year-old first-time concert promoter, Michael Langell.
was in the unenviable position of trying to diffuse the heavily armed gun-drawn tension
between a handful of Florida's redneck cops and some blue-collar Brinks truck guards.
The cops weren't listening.
All four of them had their standard-issue pistols drawn,
and each had the unmistakable look of eagerness on their faces.
They were spoiling for an old-fashioned showdown.
1968, Miami, Florida.
Only 35 years removed from Prohibition.
The two older Brinks truck drivers, ex-cops themselves, remembered the era of bootlegging and rum running fondly.
Beefs were settled easy just like this, in back rooms with bullets, no grand juries, no hero prosecutors.
The Brinks guards were outnumbered but equally ready for a shoot-o.
It was the only way.
They aimed their guns right back at the redneck cops.
On the line, professional pride and thousands of dollars in off-duty pay.
For the Brinks Guards, professional pride in not being held up by some closet KKK wingnuts hiding behind badges.
And for the cops, off-duty pay, a lot of it.
They were hired by and owed the money from the long-haired, doe-eyed, 23-year-old hippie trying to squash this impending massacre.
Michael Lang was experienced in little beyond bullshitting his way through life up until that point.
It turned out to be the perfect skill for the moment.
He told the cops there was no need to be so heavy, and they were going to get paid.
And the cops were skeptical.
This concert of Michaels, the Gulfstream Festival,
with a lineup that included Jimmy Hendricks, the Mothers of Invention, Chuck Berry,
John Lee Hooker, and that fucking lunatic Arthur Brown was a complete and total shit show.
Rain.
It blew in hard for two of the three scheduled festival days.
There was no plan for the rain, just cancellation.
Kids didn't show.
kids didn't fork over their cash.
Two days of financial loss for Michael and his festival investors,
and the cops were no dummies.
They knew the only way they were going to get paid for their services as hired security
was to head off the Brinks truck at the pass,
i.e. upon arrival, to collect what there was of the festival cash from the one-day gate
as the Brinks guards were bringing said cash to a local bank whereupon the receipts would be tallied,
and Michael and his investors would no doubt get paid first, if at all,
and determine which performers and vendors were to get paid next, if any.
Fuck that.
The cops were going to take theirs off the top like politicians,
before Michael could charm his way out of paying them.
The cops have been putting up with and witnessing Michael's bullshit all weekend.
But when the shit hit the fan, this kid shined.
Michael Lang was a natural producer.
He was blessed with easy charm and innate confidence
and was able to smile his way through most any crisis.
widening his eyes and grinning through the chaos in a manner that said to everyone around him,
Be cool. I got this.
Where it came from, Michael didn't know.
He always had it.
It got him to this point.
Got his parents back in Brooklyn to buy him his first car and let him skip out on college
and got them to finance his first business endeavor down here in Florida.
Head shop owner.
That was the first thing.
Before this new trip, this new foray into the growing music industry as a festival producer.
But the head shop didn't go so well.
More trouble with local cops.
The sledgehammers came in hard to the little shop's glass,
and the redneck cops wielded them mercilessly,
bringing the giant hammers down and into everything inside the one-of-a-kind head shop,
destroying black-light-posted walls, glass water pipes, lava lamps,
dream catchers, the latest in fringe fashion, and for what?
Because fuck the hippies, and fuck Michael Lang.
Who the fuck did this New York transplant think he was?
Coming down to Dade County and opening up a head shop and doing it loudly?
Michael's head shop called The Head Shop was the first of its kind in Florida,
and it was a big fucking deal.
Its opening was an occasion,
so much so that the local students organized a little happening,
a live rock band and other festivities.
Michael Lang, barely out of high school in Brooklyn,
had settled himself 1,300 miles away into the asshole of America
and become a local celebrity.
But again, from the local cops' perspective, fuck these hippies and fuck Michael Lay.
They destroyed his head shop the night of its grand opening in full view of all in attendance,
and they didn't care who knew about it.
They rationalized the violent destruction by claiming Michael didn't have the proper business permit
to open such an establishment.
And of course, he didn't.
Afterward, Michael, not one to accept defeat,
was determined to snatch his own little piece of this new 60s utopia in a different way.
Music festival culture was on the rise in America.
Monterey Pop on the West Coast a year earlier in 1967 was a hit.
The Grateful Dead were staging beautifully free musical happenings
in the middle of their home city of San Francisco
to fantastic results, and each year it seemed,
some artist or another,
was producing a can't miss much-talked-about performance
at either the Newport Folk or Newport Jazz festivals.
From Dylan going electric in 65 at Folk,
to Nina Simone mesmerizing at Jazz Fest in 67.
It was now 1968.
Kids were getting turned on all over,
and the festival scene was in large part responsible
for flicking the switch.
Michael couldn't sing, Michael couldn't play,
Michael couldn't write,
but Michael believed.
He believed in the moment.
He believed in the hippie idealism.
He believed in his generation.
And he believed that he had what it took
to organize and sell a music.
festival. Why not? Forget about the head shop that was small time. There was glory in the greater good,
glory in the power of the people. Michael Lang could be the one who brought the people together
through music. That's what the Gulf Stream Festival was all about. He believed in it. So what if it
didn't work? He'd live and learn. He believed in himself and used that belief to quell the simmering violence
surrounding him at the moment, assuring the cops that were going to get paid right then and there,
in assuring the Brinks Guards
they weren't subverting their professional duty.
Forget what their manifest said.
Michael was the producer.
He was responsible for the money
and these hardworking cops needed to get paid,
especially before that hippie Jimmy Hendrix
or that man act violating Chuck Berry.
The Brinks Guards were made to understand.
The cops were made whole,
and Michael Lang was about to make an entirely different scene.
One where the cops weren't so heavy,
one where the arts were better appreciated,
One where musicians were flocking or where a young man like Michael could make something out of nothing.
One where that hippie utopia dream wasn't so far out.
Where it was possible.
That place was Woodstock, New York.
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Michael Lang took his home turf of New York back like a hurricane.
He landed on the coast, the island of Manhattan, before making his way inland, upstate.
to Woodstock. In Manhattan, as always, he was a man on the make. The first thing Michael Lang
needed to make was money. He had a group he was managing, train, and they were awful. Didn't matter.
They were hip, like him. Michael wormed his way into Capitol Records and somehow found the perfect
mark. Artie Cornfeld, Capital's East Coast Director of Contemporary Music. Artie was a bit older than Michael.
He came up through the Brill building system,
pending songs for the Churrells and the Angels,
co-writing a cut with Jan Barry,
who would later go on to comprise one half of Jan and Dean,
and Jan later introduced Artie to genius songwriter Beach Boy, Brian Wilson.
Yet despite this impressive experience,
Artie Cornfeld, by the time the late 60s rolled around,
was decidedly unhip.
And he was working a plum gig at the music industry's most unhip label, Capital Records.
Capital had the Beatles in America on their label,
but as far as music industry hipsters were concerned,
Capital was Lamesville,
empowered by the steady-selling blandness of the four freshmen and the letterman.
Artie may have been unhip,
but he made a practice of keeping his ear to the ground for the next big thing.
Then one day, his secretary buzzed the kid with the next big thing into his office.
It was Michael Lang,
the tie-died cherubs spewing Max hippie-dippy bullshit
about how Artie just had to sign the band he managed to train.
Artie listened to the band's demo.
It was totally lacking in anything resembling talent,
but Michael had something.
What it was, Artie Cornfeld didn't know,
but he wanted in on it.
He needed it.
He was flailing and disinterested in his gig at Capital.
Michael offered a view into the future.
On a hunch that was conflicted at best,
Artie agreed to have Capital Bankroll the development of Train
and cut Michael a check for $10,000.
Michael had his money and his mark.
A friendship was struck.
Michael had other ideas out of sight.
Artie was all years.
Michael casually took up some grass right there in Artie's office
and passed the joint across the desk to his new rabbi.
Artie, freaked out by this highly unprofessional move,
tried not to appear uptight,
grabbed the joint and puffed on it like it was part of his daily routine.
It wasn't.
Michael had his talents in the executive.
He leaned back in the chair across,
from Artie's desk and proceeded to delight the uptight music executive with stories from his
recent foray into the music business in Florida. Tales of smugglers and thieves, sledgehammer slamming
cops and Jimmy Hendrix on acid and Chuck Barry on fire, speedways and rednecks, Mexican standoffs
with Brinks truck drivers and closeted KKK members, real outlaws and the result, experience.
It was a heavy scene. Michael had a better idea. He'd relocated away from Florida,
away from Manhattan, upstate to Woodstock, New York.
Artie'd never heard of it.
Artie's stoned face said one thing.
Tell me more.
Bob Dylan was living up there.
So was his band, the band, Tim Hardin, too.
More musicians were making their way.
It was a bucolic retreat for rock royalty, a return to nature.
Woodstock's wooded natural environment made for a natural escape from the city just 100
miles south.
It was only a matter of time before the entirety of the East Coast rock elite found their way there.
Michael wanted to make it real.
Formalize it.
Make a real retreat.
An actual place.
A venue.
A lodge.
A resort.
A fucking utopian paradise, man.
Where top-notch talent could steal away from the pressures of the industry to chill.
Naturally, music would be made.
Perhaps there was a way to capture that music and to then capitalize on the recordings.
Artie took the bait immediately.
He was perfectly positioned in his position at Capital to help.
He'd steer talent, capital and non-capital.
Capital. Artie had connections. He knew Brian Wilson for fuck's sake. Michael just nodded and smiled.
Far out. Sure, okay, man, if you say so. The best cons lead their marks to water. They don't force
them to drink. And now, Artie was lapping it up, like a drunk sailor on leave, siphoning
confidence men's swill from Michael Lang's saloon. If they were going to make this Woodstock
retreat thing work, they'd need real money. Artie couldn't cover the cost of investing in a retreat
with a state-of-the-art recording facility. Capital could, but they'd fuck it up. Dig it.
Already knew with these dudes in Midtown. They were squares, but they were young.
And lay this one on for size, man, they were actually advertising how much bread they had.
In the New York fucking Times, right there in print, check it out. Michael's smile grew wider
when Artie showed him the classified item from the paper of record. And there it was, in print.
Michael could hardly believe it.
Young men with unlimited capital.
These two Trust Fund squares were so desperate to get in on the 60s counterculture vibes that Michael Lang so effortlessly oozed
and that Artie Cornfield so desperately wanted to draft off of that they were incredibly soliciting in public,
ideas that they could capitalize.
It was the truth, I assure Michael.
They'd already done it with some other lucky fools who convinced the two young squares to invest in their music studio, and it worked.
They created Media Sound Studios, and at the time, it was one of the most successful professional recording studios in Manhattan.
Artie knew a guy, a lawyer. The lawyer knew the two other guys, the squares with the money,
and their names were John Roberts and Joel Rosamond. Artie got his guy, the lawyer, to arrange a meeting
between Roberts and Rosamond with Michael and Artie. Roberts and Rosamond were not impressed.
Essentially, Michael and Artie's idea was for another music studio. What did they need another music studio for?
They already had media sound and it was a success. But still, as successful as the young entrepreneurs were,
Roberts was 23 and Rosamond 26, they were not skilled in the art of saying no.
They'd come to their money the old-fashioned way. They were born into it. In Rosamond's case,
his uncle hooked him up with his successful law firm right out of Yale. For Roberts, the
inheritance was very literal. He had come into millions from his grandfather's pharmaceutical
fortune at the age of eight. And as such, the two possessed none of the merciless instincts
necessary to hang on to their money.
Merciless instincts that experienced businessmen
developed at a younger age while making their fortunes on their own,
while they had less to lose.
Roberts and Rosamond had a lot to lose.
Frustrated with the drudgery of the law job,
Rosamond had quit to join Roberts in a business venture as investors.
In what, they had no clue.
They were brand new at it.
Their New York Times classified ad was basically an invitation
to creative collaborators.
And despite their best intentions,
Their inexperience would lead both of them to being easily loosened from their purse strings.
Nevertheless, fools, they weren't.
Despite not saying no to a business venture neither was particularly inspired by,
they instead asked Michael and Artie to produce a budget and a P&L for their idea.
Michael Lang, who'd barely graduated from high school and dropped out of NYU,
told the Yale law and UPenn graduates he'd have a full budget back to them in a couple days.
They didn't believe him, and it wouldn't be the first time.
Still, two days later, Michael Lang appeared with numbers, and they told a fantastic story,
one of untold riches from the creation of his utopian woodstock musicians' retreat.
Again, Robertson Rosenman could hardly believe it, but one line item in Michael's budget caught their eye.
There was mentioned in the budget of a press party, a party to announce the opening of their retreat,
a party that the biggest, most impressive musicians on the planet would perform to put Woodstock on the map,
and to lure in other musicians from beyond the East Coast,
musicians from all over the world.
They'd, of course, have the locals Bob Dylan and the band perform Tim Harden, too.
Artie pledged to put in his best effort to convince Dylan's friend
international folk pop star Donovan to fly over from the UK to perform as well.
Now this. This party, this was something Roberts and Rosamond could get behind.
Forget about an uninspiring music studio, a music festival.
Now that was something they could get into.
Monterey Pop was a hit, and Newport Folk, despite being small, brought in 20 grand a day.
Michael sensed their shift in interest and did what his instincts told him.
He followed his gut.
Sure, the festival could be the thing.
The thing could be anything as far as Michael was concerned as long as there was a thing
and that he was situated well to profit from it.
Roberts and Rosamond could finance a festival, and they were all in agreement.
It was about the festival in Woodstock now, not the retreat.
Michael Lang went in for the kill.
He briefly shed his hippie dreamer facade and revealed his true self,
piping up to his new partners that there was no time to waste.
They needed a new budget, a new plan, a lineup, a location, a staff, and quick start.
He told them emphatically, quote,
"'It's important we get rolling as soon as possible.
This thing will sneak up on us before we know it,
and timing's going to be real crucial to pulling it off before anyone else moves in on our action.
Every fucker in creation is going to want a piece for himself,
and we're going to be prepared to steam roll over.'"
Woodstock was officially in the works.
We'll be right back after this world, word, word.
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This is a story about a horrendous situation that destroyed two families.
It started more than seven years ago when Cindy and Kenny were two 40-somethings
who had just gotten engaged.
Days later, they walked into a scorched earth war they never saw coming.
Turn around and place your hands behind your back.
The cops gave it to my house and threw me in jail.
And to Cindy's surprise, her fiancé Kenny was charged with abusing one of her children.
I never once doubted Kenny, and I always doubted the accusation.
On season three of burden of guilt, you'll hear a story about the length someone will go to
in order to get what they want.
This case has got to be
one of the most despicable.
Listen to season three
of burden of guilt
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From the beginning,
finding and keeping a location
to hold a festival
to accommodate what Michael expected
to be 100,000 concert goers
comfortably with clear sight lines
and easy access from the highway
was an issue.
They settled on Walkill,
40 miles south of Woodstock, a small agricultural town where they leased a farm for their new company Woodstock ventures.
The farm wasn't ideal, but it would make for an okay outdoor concert venue.
When Roberts and Rosamond first gave the zoning board the soft sell on their quote-unquote folk festival,
things seemed golden.
But as soon as their advanced team, 20 hippies and growing arrived on site and began major landscaping and construction projects,
war was on with the locals.
The phone in the barn they were using as an office rang constantly with death threats.
We don't want you filthy pigs in Walkill.
If you don't clear out, you're going to die.
At a heated hour's long town meetings, the crowds from the community shouted threats and insults.
The zoning board railroaded the festival with impossible ordinances,
and the hippies were all but run out of town with pitchforks.
With one month to spare, before the show they were advertising was to happen on August 8th, 9th, and 10th of 1969,
they now needed another location.
Unbelievably, they found one in Bethel, New York,
40 miles from Woodstock in a slightly different direction.
Maxiasger's dairy farm by the Hamlet of White Lake.
Max was a pillar of the community,
well-known all over the area,
who had read in the papers about the festival being run out of Walcold
and thought it was a shame.
But best of all, he had the perfect land,
way better than the Wal-Kill site,
sloping fields and meadows that rolled down into a natural amphitheater to where they could set up the stage with a picture-perfect lake in the background.
Prior to the setting on Yasco's farm for what was being called Woodstock Music and Arts Fair and Aquarian Exposition, Three Days of Peace in Music, Michael Lang had staffed up.
He brought in professionals from the burgeoning live touring rock concert industry to head up operations, lighting, sound, security, medical.
what amounted to a large paid staff and a small army of volunteers,
and they all followed Michael's lead.
Michael Lang, the now 24-year-old failed festival producer,
failed rock manager, failed head shop owner,
was in charge of what was being planned to be
one of the biggest attended three-day rock concerts of all time.
Michael's confidence led the way.
As did his edict of peace and love.
This was to be a new kind of festival,
one that reinforced Michael's belief in his generation's hippoccurations,
be utopia, one that made good on the promise of the summer of love, one that was about communalism,
not commercialism. A notion that Michael's business partners and backers of the Woodstock Aquarian
exposition were not made aware of at the onset of their joint venture. To them, and understandably so,
because it was their money, commercialism was the point. And for Michael, making money was once a
sincere motivation as well, but as the date of the festival neared and cost skyrocketed approaching
$3 million, $600% over the originally planned for $500,000 total budget that Michael originally
sold as investors on. It was glory that now consumed Michael. Making money was increasingly
proving to be impossible, despite advanced ticket sales. There were just too many challenges,
too many holes that continually sprung prior to the show. Holes that needed to be plugged and
could only be plugged by Roberts and Rossman's Michael's investors cash. There was the cost of the artist,
Talent fees, on the whole, were massive.
They'd already booked Jimmy Hendricks at an absurd fee for the time of $18,000.
The Who were somehow duped into taking less than Hendricks for $12,500.
Janice Joplin was signed on to make $7,500, as was the band.
The Grateful Dead made a mere $2,500.
Crosby Still's Nash and Young, 5,000, Ravi Shankar, $4,500.
And of course, there were fees for relative unknowns, Joe Cocker,
$1,375 in Santana at a mere $750.
And the headaches didn't stop with the talent.
There were new headaches and new costs associated with each crisis du jour leading up to the festival.
There was a stage to build from scratch, sound, and light towers to construct.
They needed to secure the perimeter of Yasker's 600-acre farm with a fence,
the size and scope of which made for a massive, near-impossible undertaking.
In the end, a patchwork of flimsy chain link was constructed.
And there was the matter of concessions.
How were they going to feed all the concert govers?
And who was going to feed them?
Somehow it was decided that this task should be outsourced
to a group known as the Hog Farm.
Headed by a former beat poet and follower of Ken Kesey's Mary Pranksters, Hugh Romney,
the Hog Farm was an off-the-grid commune
in traveling psychedelic performance art group.
They were the farthest out of Farrow,
completely unemployable, not that they wanted jobs,
but with specific skills,
provision of food, but also non-aggressive security, medical care, and most of all,
how to deal with overdoses and bad acid trips.
For Michael Lang's purposes, they were perfect, but their anti-capitalist lifestyle didn't prevent them
from having expenses.
Far from it.
At Romney's first meeting with Woodstock Ventures, he negotiated $8,000 in pay for the Hawk firm,
and the buses and charter plane necessary to get the hardcore hippies from their New Mexico
land to Woodstock alone would triple that bill.
The hog farm weren't the only ones who had their hands out.
So, too, did the notorious Abby Hoffman.
In 1969, Abby Hoffman was a raging bull of the anti-establishment new left,
and avowed anti-capitalist.
He was a master media prankster and thorn in the mainstream side,
but he was most infamous as one of the Chicago Seven,
constantly mocking the judge in the court at his blockbuster trial
over the riot at the Democratic National Convention in 166.
making him an enemy to conventional Americans everywhere.
But to the counterculture,
Abby Hoffman was a hero, and his word mattered.
Michael Lang needed Abby Hoffman.
Hoffman got press in the same underground papers
that Lang needed to promote Woodstock,
the radical papers that called businessmen,
including concert promoters capitalist pigs,
the Boston Avatar, the Berkeley barb, the New York rat.
Their readers were part of Michael's audience.
But it was going to be a tough sell.
just based on the fact that Michael was selling anything,
and the papers would have knives drawn.
But the good graces of Abby Hoffman
would go a long way to legitimize a Woodstock with the counterculture.
And now Abby Hoffman was predictably looking for one thing, a handout.
Michael Lang answered the phone at the Woodstock offices in downtown New York.
He immediately recognized the voice on the other end of the line.
He was dreading this moment.
It was Abby Hoffman.
He said,
Du Lang, Du Lang, motherfucker.
Hello, Michael inquired?
You know who this is?
Michael, I think I do, yes.
You're the man I've been gunning for.
You got any idea what I want?
Michael, no.
Hoffman.
I want money, bread, and plenty of him, or else?
Michael almost laughed out loud at the dive store comic villain antics of the one and only Abby Hoffman.
But Michael Lang was too smart to do that.
He knew that despite his ridiculousness, that Abby Hoffman was not to be taken lightly.
Michael asked Hoffman why he should give him money
and Hoffman told him it was for the privilege of being able to hold his festival hassle-free.
Michael and his partners stood to make millions
and Hoffman in the new left needed to profit off of said millions.
Call it the hippie black hand.
Call it mob political economics.
Call it charity.
Call it the cost of doing business.
Call it whatever the hell you wanted.
At the end, it was what it was.
Extortion by a so-called anti-capitalist who is now demanding $50,000 in cash.
Immediately or else, come sure.
Showtime, Hoffman and his band of radical new leftists would spike the Woodstock Festival's water
supply with acid. What a guy. What a credit to society. Peace of shit. Hoffman told Michael it was
high time he started contributing to the cause, i.e. him and his overdue legal bills from the
Chicago 7 trial. But Abby Hoffman wasn't a cold-hearted businessman. When Michael bucked at the cost,
Hoffman told him he could get in on the hippie installment plan, pay month to month. Michael Lang told
Abbey Hoffman, he'd pay him 10 grand and throw in some free tickets.
Abby Hoffman took the offer and the extortion of Woodstock was complete.
Michael Lang took it in stride.
Roberts, Michael's main financier, the man who ultimately paid Abby Hoffman,
took it as a sign of more ominous things to come.
This couldn't be happening.
Get them out.
John Roberts didn't understand why there were 35,000 kids without tickets inside the festival grounds
one day before the concert had even begun.
If the kids weren't forced to leave and then at showtime to re-enter
with the tickets they'd either already purchased, which very few had,
or to buy tickets at the gate,
if this very elementary part of the concert planning couldn't be executed,
then tens of thousands of dollars would be lost.
At a time when it had become increasingly clear that he and Rosamund
were going to lose their shirts financially.
It needed every penny they could get to stave off bankruptcy.
But Michael told Roberts the kids weren't going anywhere.
Michael told Roberts to relax.
Michael told Roberts to get in on the groove that was going round
to stop being so uptight that everything would work out.
And they were about to launch something that money couldn't buy.
A movement.
But that wasn't good enough for John Roberts.
Movements didn't pay the bills,
unless you're Abby Hoffman or part of the extortionist radical left.
And one day their money problems would be solved.
The festival was going to be a hit.
They were expecting 250,000 people now.
Word was out all over the country.
There was a happening going on in upstate New York.
Hendricks, Janice, the Dead, the band, Dylan was rumored to be making a surprise appearance.
Sly and the Family Stone, Jefferson Airplane.
It was all happening, man.
Get there.
Universal love, nature.
Can you dig it?
Lay back and groove.
It was going to be all right.
Michael Lang and his original partner, Artie Cornfield, had long since dismissed the notion of profiting from ticket sales.
In their bones, they felt like that was now a lost cause.
Their current expenses were too great to overcome.
They, of course, didn't share this with their other partners, their investors.
They instead turned their eyes to ancillary ways of deriving cash from what was to be a successful festival,
from the sale of the film rights and soundtrack, which were up to this point hastily and naively being negotiated.
The documentary director Michael Wadley was interested in willing to leave all the profits to Woodstock ventures
if they covered the film's budget.
But tired of being hosed on costs everywhere else, Roberts were refused.
Wadley covered his own budget for his own big chunk of the distribution rights.
By the time Wadley and his dozens of film crew descended on site,
including a young, relatively unknown Martin Scorsese on the second unit camera crew and in the editing room,
it was clear the film rights would be worth major money,
but it was too late to renegotiate the deal.
Michael had his own plan to make money, though,
via what would be a robust drug trade at the festival.
His aim was to utilize an old Florida connection to monopolize the sale of the sale of
drugs at the concert by flooding the market with product and thus ensuring a massive windfall of
cash. However, his and his Florida partner's drugs were intercepted off the coast by the National Guard
and the scheme never came to be. A freer trading of illicit substances quickly took root at the festival,
mainly grass, acid, and heroin. Michael's partner, Artie Cornfeld, ever since planning for the festival
had begun, used his new anti-establishment endeavor as the excuse he needed to go where,
off the established path with psychedelic experimentation, virtually making himself useless to Michael.
Artie was unrecognizable from the executive Michael had met in his buttoned-up Capitol Records
Office. These days, Artie was on another planet. And at Woodstock, on that final day of
planning, that day before the show officially started, neither Artie Cornfeld or Michael Lang or anyone
else for that matter needed to go far to score. In the woods adjoining the festival grounds, a black market
came together quickly,
and O'Natural, Hippie Narcotics Bazaar,
where one could leisurely stroll
and compare prices on grass, dope, and LSD.
Enterprising drug dealers even had signs.
The drugstore read one.
Pharmacy now open read another,
and we will not be undersold.
The signs were painted in Hippie Day Glow paint
and propped up against trees.
It was a bridge too far, even for Michael.
The festival's producer had the signs removed,
but security allowed the dealers to stay.
There was no offender.
off the dealers, there were just too many of them. It was better to keep them centrally located and
somewhat under control. Michael emerged from the pharmacy in the forest. It was late. August 14,
1969, the night before the big show, all this planning was well worth it. Michael could feel it,
and there'd never be anything like this attempted before. The buzz on the street was immense.
The underground press had done their job, anointing the festival with the hipness it required,
and the mainstream press had done its job, swirling up a constant drumbeat of action around the event in the weeks and days leading up to the show.
Kids all over the country were well aware of what was about to go down in Woodstock on that third weekend in August of 1969.
And they were coming. Michael could feel it.
Hell, they'd already arrived.
There were already 35,000 kids here, the night before the show even began.
And there they were.
Scattered on sleeping bags and makeshift campsites all over Max Yasker's farm, betting down for the night.
an anticipation of what was to be one of the biggest and most consequential events of their lives,
and he, Michael Lang, built this for them. When all was said and done, who knew what the possibilities
would be? For him, for his generation, maybe revolution was possible, or at the very least,
a reprioritization of values. Maybe this was the way to do it, through spontaneous community,
not commercialism. And maybe he, Michael Lang, was just the guy to lead this flock. It was heavy to
about. Michael hit his pillow that night before the show with adrenaline and hope surging through him.
Tomorrow will be a day unlike any other. When he awoke, he was greeted by the one thing of
festival producer dreads, the constant beat of chaos. The crowd of 35,000 and nearly doubled to 65,000.
The phones and the production trailers rang off the hook. State cops were choking traffic
out on Route 17, issuing indiscriminate stops and searches for drug,
seizures and seized drugs they did.
150 arrests for LSD, marijuana, heroin,
amphetamines, and other suspicious substances.
Pipes, bongs, bowls, syringes, spoons, wraps,
all manner of drug paraphernalia was caused for arrest.
Two troopers stationed themselves like vengeful roaming guards at the beginning of the main
road going into the festival site and poached joint-toking hippies into cuffs and off to the
station.
It further stalled traffic.
Another local police captain, so concerned with the illicit flow of drugs into the
the festival site from the caravan of hippies, had his officers literally dig a trench across
one of the main dirt accessways. It took less than two hours for all traffic to stop,
not to a crawl, to a standstill. Concertgoers simply abandoned their cars, grabbed their camping
gear and hofted it to Yasker's farm. There was no denying them. Most were young,
most were respectful, but because of the sheer number of them, local wear and tear was unavoidable
as the peace and love generation paraded through the small towns surrounding Yasker's farm
by the thousands. They trance through yards, urinated in public, past reefer out in the open.
Some small town locals reacted in horror. Others, however, opened their arms and treated the
young men and women with long hair and strange-smelling cigarettes with the respect they would
their own children. It was a scene unlike anything anyone anywhere had ever witnessed.
Back at the festival grounds, quickly 65,000 became 85,000. The production team anticipated a need to
triple the order for first aid supplies if they could even get them on site in time. The concert
goers were going to have to rely on cold mush and other concoctions from the hog farm's free kitchen
for food. Such was the lack of traditional food supplies and concessions in the face of what was
turning out to be a much bigger crowd than anticipated. As the problems mounted, word trickled in
that there was easily another 100,000 kids on foot hoofing it to the concert, with realistic
expectations of 250,000 more arriving on the second day. Good news for the festival organizers,
but not really. The private police force, Michael's head of security had hired, was now demanding
more pay. In effect, extorting festival organizers at the last minute, knowing full well
that their financial demands would be met because what was Michael Lane going to do? Not police,
a quarter million drugged out hippies? Fuck it. Pay them whatever they want. The extortionist cops were
in. Michael heard the violence of the rolling state.
Stone single from last summer, a street-fighting man in his head and made the call.
The call he didn't want to make.
For his own heavies, his own rock-and-roll SS, black-shirted thugs, heavily-armed hippie
Gestapo there to patrol indiscriminately, inconspicuous, police the police.
And they were not cheap.
Roberts and Rosamund saw bankruptcy court on the horizon.
Michael saw more and more kids streaming into the site from over the hill.
And the meager chain-link fence surrounding Yasker's farm was no match for the encroaching
mass, it was easily discarded.
Kids flooded the site without paying
for tickets, and there was no way of ejecting
them and collecting their money. Doing so
would most certainly have led to a riot.
It was only one thing to do.
Declare the show.
A free festival.
Roberts and Rosamon, Michael's investors,
were sunk. There was
nothing they could do. Michael was right.
There was no way of turning back the crowd.
Any attempt at doing so would lead
to more chaos and perhaps even
violence, which would make the unwinnable
financial situation they were in catastrophic. It's cool, Michael told him. It's all happening. You're
about to be part of history. Don't be so uptight. Of course, Roberts and Rosamond didn't see it that way,
but there was nothing they could do. So they did what the rest of their team was doing at that moment
before the festival began, brace themselves for the next crisis, for the next fire that needed
putting out. It came in the form of a telephone call. With hours before showtime and 175,000 kids now due to
waiting to be entertained on Max Yasker's farm, with traffic completely stopped for miles
around them and with hundreds of thousands more making their way toward them. With scant medical
supplies, compromised security, a small armed hippie Gestapo, a new-age food supply in the form
of hog farm mush and with words spreading like wildfire, not only throughout New York State,
but all over the country, that something of mammoth, potentially dangerous proportions,
was happening in upstate, the governor's office called. Nelson Rockefeller State aide informed
the Woodstock Ventures employee who answered the phone in the command trailer that the state
had officially declared the Woodstock Festival site in Bethel and surrounding White Lake area
a state of emergency. The governor had activated the National Guard and was prepared to move the
troops into the site on word from festival organizers, who, on the other end of the line were flabbergasted,
shocked. For all the chaos that it quickly engulfed them, it was relative peace all things considered.
Richie Havens had been forced on stage to open the show and was delivering
in rapturing the crowd of now nearly 200,000 with nothing but his acoustic guitar.
His big voice, his heavy heart and his tremendous soul,
stomping his way through an improvised vision of utopia that alchemized the hearts and minds of thousands
into one, if only for a brief moment.
Regardless, the moment was real and the moment had an effect,
despite the reports the governor's office was getting from the surrounding area.
Here at the festival, the cool.
Things were out of sight.
No need to send in the fucking National Guard, man.
And the governor's office thought otherwise
and ignored the hippie-dippy mumbo-jumbo from the other end of the line.
Technocratically speaking, just what were festival organizers' plans
to help the guard airlift all those kids out of there?
Airlift them out of here.
No one needed to go anywhere.
Everything was cool.
Didn't they get it?
This was a new day, a new way.
Kids were grooving on each other.
Peace and love were going to carry the day.
There was no violence, no chaos, no need to send in the guard,
and no need to worry, except there was a need to worry.
Outside the Festival Command Center trailer,
after the governor's aid had been assured no government assistance was needed,
after the call had ended,
a festival worker bounded toward the stage to do something
she didn't think possible just five minutes earlier.
Enjoy yourself.
Taking the scene, listen to some music.
The programming lineup was completely disrupted
due to the fact that the arrival of artists was totally thrown off
by the surrounding traffic jam.
Artists were being helicoptered in, and Richie Havens only went on first because somebody saw him chilling out backstage with a guitar and forced him up there before the crowd got restless.
Word was Sweetwater was going on next.
The festival worker was excited to see Sweetwater perform, but she'd forgotten her smokes.
She headed back to the trailer to grab them.
When she got to the trailer's metal steps and placed her foot on the first step, she was jolted back onto the ground, shocked.
She tried again.
another electric shop.
She smartly gave up on trying to fight her way through electrocution for a pack of cigarettes.
She flagged down the festival's master electrician to let him know about the problem,
some sort of charge being picked up by the metal steps.
We're keeping an eye on it, she was informed.
The electrician was aware of the problem.
Seems there was a natural wear to the main electric feeder cable running just below the festival grounds.
Every now and then a light surge escaped and an annoying but ultimately unharmful current transferred
above ground, in this case to the trailer's metal steps.
The electrician told her there was nothing to worry about so long as the ground stayed dry.
If the ground were to get wet, swampy, muddy, and that master cable was to fray any further
underground, well, the potential for serious destruction was possible. But that was a lot of what-ifs.
Sure, it was a lot to worry about, but like most things at Woodstock,
it was all being held together on a little wing, a hippy prayer, and the power of Michael Lang's
infectious confidence.
Hey, could be worse,
the electrician said.
At least it's not going to rain.
I'm Jake Brennan,
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