Dissect DJs - 50 Cent - In Da Club

Episode Date: October 16, 2020

It's Birthday season for the Dissect DJ's, and what better way to celebrate than by breaking down the all time Birthday jam in the club - 'In Da Club' by 50 Cent. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

It's a dast. DJ. Charlie. It's your birthday. It's your birthday. But it is your birthday. You just don't. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. What's going on with everybody? The Dasek. Deges. Dicek DJs. We got a real special edition coming at you. Because you know what?

It's about mid to late October. What's that mean? I think it means it's our birthday season. Birthday, y'all. It's Speedcastle's a birthday. We came to realize early in our relationship that we have a birthday that is very close to each other. What's your birthday again? October 18th.

And my birthday, October 29th. It's an 11-day separation of brotherhood right there. Which is not much. Let's be honest. Basically, that means that gives us a solid two weeks to like co-celebrate. And trust me, we have put those two weeks to years. Oh, and you know what's great about it? His is like, his is like the mid-October.

He gets mid-October. Libra season, which is-Shout-U-Dara's out there. Shout-out to Libra. Y'all are chill. And let's be honest, at the beginning of costume season. So he actually, Castle's birthday is right at the cusp when Halloween and costume parties start. That's when October fun like really kicks off. Starts off.

Right around his birthday. Perfect. And then you got my birthday that comes right before the main event. Right around that time, everybody's comfortable getting in the Halloween spirit right around there. It's ready to go. And you know what? We love the Halloween spirit and that's probably why we love the birthday spirit so much because they go hand in hand for us. Absolutely. And it's a great reason to celebrate. And it's a great reason to listen to the dissect. DJs. Dijs. Shout out to all the birthdays, whenever your birthday is. But if your birthday is anywhere between October 18th and

October 29th, we're celebrating with y'all. We celebrate in Libra's, Scorpio's. And shout out to one of the best birthday songs in the history of the world. 50 cents in the club. I mean, it says it in the title, right? No, it just says in the club. It doesn't say anything. How many times has somebody to be like, it's this girl's birthday?

Can you play in the club? Yeah, yeah. Of all the birthday songs out there, it is the go-to-requested song at a club. Because, like, all the other ones, they don't really. What are the other ones? I don't know. What do we got, like the Beatles, Heather Little?

No, no, like other club. Okay, so you got birthday bitch. Birthday. It's your birthday bit Which is a little disrespectful For your birthday Play that one for me Right

Can we play that real quick? Yeah yeah absolutely One time for the birthday bitch Two times for the birthday bitch Three times for the birthday bitch Fuck it up and bitch Birthday

Bitch Fuck it up a fish your birthday bitch Fuck it up a fish Birthday bitch Oh yeah Wait a minute Wait let it hit It goes here comes

Yo let's be honest He actually says birthday At least 12 times Dude, I gotta say, that song makes me wish I was a birthday bitch because I could just say, I was just imagining like every birthday bitch I've ever seen. I'm like, oh, they would be getting down right now. Like, that one kicks it off. If you play that at the club or somebody's, it's your birthday, all right.

She's getting on the table with her little tiara. It's not even your birthday. Everybody around her is just getting hyped with her. Now, the problem that I have, again, it's a little disrespectful. It's a little disrespectful. Yeah, but if it's, he could have said, bucket effie's your birthday girl? No, but like, do you know how many girls whose birthday it is?

We'll fucking get it to that. Yeah, but just don't call them. I don't agree. Yeah, but they want to be like... My mom would be not okay with it. Well, she doesn't want to hear her birthday bitch on her birthday. But she wants a dance, though. That's a millennial song.

Okay, it's a millennial thing. My sister would be okay with that. Or whatever. She'd be like, yeah, I'm like that. Yeah, it's a generational thing. Like this newer generation, they will slay to that right now. That's why I like songs that are able to meet all people's ages. In the club is one of those songs, as we're going to hear today, as we die

Dysect which by the way I've never actually dissected the song and listen to the lyrics Right, what the hell he's talking about all I know is that first part about the end of the club in the birthday Yeah, and then from there I kind of know what he's talking about yeah, I can't wait to really get into this But before we do the other birthday song that I wanted to show you the birthday theme for a minute Because it's our birthday season It's our birthday and you know what this is like the only way we have to celebrate these days because like we're not supposed to do any other shit So we're gonna celebrate with y'all Here it goes.

Oh, yeah. Birthday sex. Birthday sex is a classic one. That's a good one. Woo! Especially if you got like the remix like this one. Let it ride for a second. Such a good song,

let it finish. Let me finish. That's the other one. That's the other one. Wait a second. So obviously I had no birthday sex, but I've never heard that remix of it. It's killed, right?

That song's always been big. missing like yeah you could play it but it's kind of like you know it's a slow jet but works in it's the only version i've ever played dj yeah yeah no DJ wise like yeah that that okay you just blew my mind because i was trying to think of what a good like go-to birthday song is so i landed on end of club but both those i think top it be honest the other one was who does that first song that we played birthday birthday bitch yeah birthday bitch it's somebody it's somebody trap beckham trap beckham of course the ever famous i never you know really i've never really the name of my life.

But like, yeah, no, but Trap Beckham is a smart man because he knows like now every time somebody has a birthday, they're going to want to throw that on. And that's how you, that's how you last. And then Jeremiah. Yeah, that remix version of it, that had me get into birthday space. Like, now I'm ready for my birthday at this point because like that had me vibe it. You saw it. I was just like, what?

Yes. Those two songs, I agree. And then we have, again, the song we're dissecting today in the club. Justin, are you good with the birthday talk, though? No, I want more. All right. All right. Well, that's too bad because it's literally the end of 50 cent talking about birthday stuff. We talked about how, like, birthday people would always ask, like, can you play in the club?

And the thing is, it's really just like 10, 15 seconds of the song. And then it never goes back to the birthday thing. Yeah, that's like it. So that's all the birthday talk for, you know, into club. And then from here on now, we're going to talk about, I guess, what 50 does in the club. So then since he's done talking about it and we're done talking about it, happy birthday, Steve. Happy birthday. We're going to.

We were going to. We're not going anymore. Yeah, yeah. We'll do something else. Well, the next time we go, we'll call it a birthday celebration. Nobody knows. I don't know. Give a shit.

Don't once our birthday. We've done it before. All right, y'all. Let's see what else 50 cents got to say. Let's get it. You know, I'm in the club. A bottle full of bull. Look, money.

I got the eggs. I'm in there taking drugs. I'm going to have a sex. I ain't into making love. So come get me a hug. You can find me in the club. A bottle full of bulb. Look, money.

I got the ex. I got the ex. I'm in having sex. I ain't in a sex. love so come get me up get in the Let's just go ahead and dissect The line that we're going to hear

Multiple times throughout in the club We only need to discuss this part This is a big one Let's go deep in this one Let it play Wait let's go back to the original Wait a minute We're gonna go back to birthdays

Yeah, it's your birthday We're gonna party like it's your birthday We're gonna sit Picardy like it's your birthday And you know we don't give a fuck It's not your birthday Did you know that it said that? What? I thought he said because

it's your birthday no it's not your birthday are you sure that's just what the lyrics you're looking at i mean i'm gonna look up other lyrics just to make sure i feel like that that can't be let's listen you know we don't give a buck because it's not your birthday it's not your birthday apparently that doesn't sound right about we go party like it's your birthday we're going to sit for party like it's your birthday and you know we don't give a buck because that's your birthday oh oh my god you're right dude he says it's not your birthday

Because it's not your birthday. Oh, what a copy. What a dissect. All the people that always celebrated their birthday to the song, 50 pulled the rug on y'all. Yo, every time. Anybody else could have been celebrating the song. That's why everybody's able to party this song. Yeah.

Because he's actually smarter. It's not your birthday. Because the general population are not celebrating their birthday tonight. So, like, actually, this gets more people up in it. And, oh, it's not my birthday. Hey, we don't give a people, and it gets the people that is their birthday because the first line

is, go shoddy, it's your birthday, we're going to party like it's your birthday, we're going to sit a party like it's your birthday, and you know, we don't give a fuck, it's not your birthday. Like, it's everybody, it's everybody. What a dissect? Come on, man, like, this is what we do this for. Damn.

Never do that, never would have known that, and holy shit. This is the next little shit that we've just uncovered. So we partying like it's not your birthday. I don't even think 50 cent, realizes that this is not a song about. Did I not say, it's a night of, oh wow. But with that said, then he goes into the club with a ball full of bub.

He's hollering, he got the X for any girls that are ready for drugs, and he's into having sex not making love, which to me is the same thing. You know what I mean? Not to 50. Not the 50. Yeah, he knows. There's a vast difference thing. I guess there is ranges.

There's love. There's sex. There's banging. There's slanging. There's smashing. Slanging? Whatever. Anyway, but to me, to me, to me, you know, loving this, loving this.

What about sminging? I like loving. I like loving. Anyway, so I have sex, not making love. So come to me a hug if you're ending getting rubbed. And so that last line throws me for a loop too. Like, what is he, he just like, come get him a hug if you like to get rubbed. I think, man.

How are those two mixed? A hug is not being rubbed? Yeah, no, I feel like that, is that not like a censored version of, like, does he not? usually say if you're going to getting fucked right there because that makes more sense to me. This is the actual version. This is no. All right. I don't know.

I think it just rhymes. 50's one of those guys who we don't got to get too intricate on like what he's trying to say sometimes. Like if it rhymed and it's just like, yeah. All right. Well, he's so from this point, we're going to hear this many times throughout. He's in the club drinking. Got some X.

If any girl's down to have some sex. Got that X, yo. He's got drugs for them and he's ready to give you a hug if you want to be rubbed. That's where we're at. Let's move. Let's move. Party. When I pull up our front, you see the Benz Zone Duh.

When I rode 20 deeps, 20 nives in the club, niggins, know, fuck a trade. Now they want to show me love. When you show like a minute, man, and the hush, they want to bug. They like me, not your chain, hold down, jeez up. I see exhibit in the cut-a-nigger, bro that weed up. You watch how I move in mistake before a play up here. Been hit with a few shelves, but I don't walk with a limb.

I'm, I. In the hood and they say in fit to you hot. They like me, I want them to love me, like they love me. They love pop. By the highland, New York, and niggins, she tell you I'm local. You're playing in to put the rap game in a chunk on. I'm full of the focus, man.

My money on my mind. Got a meal out the deal, and I'm still in the grind. Now, shorty says you're filling my staff. She's filling my flow. A girl from wooded to the guy, and they're ready to go. Oh, man. He brings in all the heavy hitters in that one. He brings Dre.

He brings M&M. He brings Pock. Exhibits in the club, roll the weed up. Oh, okay. Well, let's get into it. When he pull out the front, You see the bends on does when you're talking to do-da-da-da-da-man in the club. I'm going to say it's a lot of like just generic.

I'm rolling it in hard. I got the bins. Name-dropping. I'm name-dropping Eminem and exhibit. And like, yeah. He got the girls saying he's hot and they're like, he's in New York apparently. And, uh, yeah. He got a meal on a deal and he's still on the grind.

He's going through like the basic, like, what 50 going in the club life was probably what, sorry, 2003? Now, I got to be honest, Cassel. It's calling it. calling a woman a shoddy a disrespectful thing i've always wondered this like and and what if she's tall you know well no that's why that's when i don't think i think that in that case especially it's not disrespectful if it there's any time a girl might feel disrespect by if she's like five foot and she's just like but you mean shoddy you know like maybe really sure people

might get like offensive anytime you say anything to them that like might be a little bit taken as like what you're trying to say would you disrespectfully you know like they might have a quick fuse on that one uh no i don't think sure you're not i don't think sure you Shottie's disrespectful, really. If it's like a girl that you're actually like, you have a good relationship with and she's comfortable with you calling her Shottie, I think it's all good. Yeah, but I just can't stop laughing.

Which way? Just the fact that he's shoddy and then she's a short person, but she's tall. She might be like, yeah, like catch an attitude real quick, like what the fuck you mean Shottie? Yeah, I'm both for it. I know I'm short and shit. Like, don't stop it. Stop it. Man.

Stop me. Stop me. Once you drop down those drawers, I'll see who the real Shottie is. What's up? Shark, well, fucking. Yeah, no, I could see some girls coppin at it to grab her quick. Shrimp and limp. Anyways, all right.

So the shoddy is filling his style, feeling his flow. Her girlfriend wants to get by and they're ready to go. Okay. By the way, according to the lyrics, she wants to get by is spelled B.I. Oh, that actually makes more sense. It throws the whole thing for a different look. I never heard it that way. Exactly.

Her girlfriend wants to get by and they're ready to go. All right. He's looking to three-way it up, which I always took that. Her girlfriend wants to get by. Like she's just trying to get through. No, like she's, you're happy. We always talk about a third wheel, and the girls just being lame. And she wants to leave.

She's like, I want to go. I want to go. So you're saying she wants to get by, like, bye. Yeah, let's go. Bye. I was imagining, like, try to get by. Like, can I get through here real quick? Which mine was probably the lamest of all of them.

Like, that's just like a minor. That's a minor club inconvenience. It's like, yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, one second. There's a lot of people here. Like, can you just wait a second? Yeah, I'll let you through. And she decided to do.

Yeah, I'm trying to get by. Yeah. And 50 decided to add that to his, like, yeah, and he just threw that in there. The end of his rap and, like, Hey, she wants to get by, she's ready to go. That's probably the most relatable in the club experience that we could all be like,

yeah, I know that experience. Not so much the rolling up on dubs and seeing Eminem and exhibit in the club. Yeah, no, they're trying to get by. That part makes sense to me. But, yeah, it's too crowded. She's trying to get by. She wants. to go. Third wheel. It kind of

combines both of ours. The way it's spelled threesome. Yeah, I mean, whether or not he meant for that, that's actually a very clever way to describe that. Because, like, I wouldn't think 50 had to do him to be that poetic. And if he's trying to say he's trying to have some threesome action going on, like that's actually a

pretty clever way to term that, you know? Yeah, didn't. All right, what else does 50 have going on in the club? If mommy in the club, bottle full of board, but mommy, I got the ex-ticking and to take a drugs. I'm going to have a sweet time and they're making love. So come get me a little. My flow, my show brought me to dough.

That brought me all my fancy things. My crib, my cars, my clothes, my shoes look bigger. I got came more and I ain't changed. All right. That's all right. And his flow, his show brought him the dough. That brought him all these fancy things. His crib, his car, his pulls, his jewels.

Look, inward. I came up and I ain't changed Yeah Bullshit you changed You for sure changed But at this point he hadn't But yeah And even 50 called it out

I actually remember saying 50 at a certain point Being like yeah you know I don't live the street life anymore So like I'm not as hard as used to be like That's what it does It changes you But like at this point I do think he was still kind of like

Because this was like his breakout This is right when he got shot This is like right after you got shot But yeah now he's probably just Wack now Like 50 No I mean He just kind of became more of like a businessman than he did a rapper.

I'm sorry, go for it. I know what you were going to say. I think we all know what we were going to say. Fuck you, 50. I'm 60, bro. What do you all say? What's up? Sorry, I just know when you...

60. I'm 60 cents on this bitch, man. How much more change to a dollar you need? I'm so used to where you're going with that. I just like, try to just cut through it. Yeah, yeah, fuck 50. I got that out of your system. Everybody loves it.

You don't really eye as how many people. All the listeners out there, If you enjoy the way I am able to cuss out all these people, go ahead and call us in at 555. Why don't we give a shout out to the Instagram that we actually have instead of the fake-ass phone line that we give every fucking week? Or our Gmail. Or a Gmail. All right. At Dysak DJs on Instagram.

And DysakDJs at Gmail.com. Hit us up. Ask us a question or complain. I would love a complaint. Those are real accounts that you can check out right now. By the way, if you give me a complaint, if you give me a complaint, don't expect. Never mind. The fact that you're like, oh, for some reason,

he tries to change it up. Like, I like that. Like, every song does not need to be verse, hook, verse, hook, verse, hook,

baby little break. Like, that was a nice little change of pace right there, and then he's going to go right into his next one. And I like it. I like it when rappers do that. Yeah,

you know, I agree. It's the reason why it's a top fucking 100. Classic. Way more than you hate that. Nicker, you mad. How come that you be happy?

I made it. I'm not cat. You know, by the ball, toasting to the good life. You that faggin' ass nigga trying to pull me back by. My junk at the bumping in the club is on. I'm with my eye at your bitch if she smash a gun. If the roof on fire, let the motherfucker burn. The talking about money, homie, I ain't concerned.

I'm gonna take you with banks for me because go ahead and switch the style up. The niggins hate to let her make them like the money pal up. And we can go upside their head with a bottle of bro. They know what we fucking be. You know, I've DJed this song for many of weddings. Yeah. And many of, weddings, really.

Many of a teen parties. And I had no idea that he just goes absolutely bonkers with his name calling in that third line, man. They should have put that on the parental advisory label, like wording, this album goes bonkers. It does. And he talks about like, F word and N. That's what you got from. You sound like, you sound like a. Bob of like a nine-year-old try to summarize this like I don't want to hear all this

F-word this and effort word that and a homie yo-yo what's up I don't know man this thing goes like okay let me just go through it real quick as much as I can and you should love it way more than you hate it you mad I thought you'd be had it I made it I'm a cat by the bar I'm touching to the good life you that Nick trying to boom me back right yeah so that's like he's basically saying he's just at the bar he's just trying to have a good time because he made it and then there's just haters just being like no fuck you man i'm not trying to see you hit all that success and uh yeah you know what i gotta say if you are a person of success in his position

i think that's realistic i think there's a lot of that i don't know that they're necessarily trying to throw it in your face at the bar right there but a lot behind your back hatred going on i'm sure it up and then well he doesn't he asked for it after this when when his junk be bumping in the club his own he winks his eye it's a bitch If she smiles, she's gone. All right, so check that out. I think that the guy at the bar that's hating on you is not so much of hating on your success.

But the fact that your girl is about to do you. He's just straight up, like, throw on a wink at her in front of your face. Right. Can he say something about his junk at the bunk? What was that? Yeah, when my junk get to bumping, it's talking about his song. Oh, yeah, he's trying to, like,

bumping at the club. He's trying to grind up on the home girl, yeah. If the roof on fire, let the motherfucker burn. And if you're talking about money, homie, I ain't concerned. I like that line. I don't know, man. If the roof is on fire, can I be honest? We know what that means.

We need to get the firefighters here and we need to go ahead and put this out. This is not. They got a system in place. The sprinklers are going to go off. They're going to spread everybody. But he's talking about the roof. The roof. The roof is on fire.

Yeah, I've always known that line and always questioned it and always questioned it. And always questioned it, Castle. What the fuck are they talking? If the roof is on fire, it should be the roof. is on fire fight everybody get the fire fire fire yeah that's what i've always thought that with that line

who that goddamn dude that table no sense no they're just saying it's bonnobrocious embraces got to move it in jubes no he's already knocked out again he's living a good life over here but um but yeah so um yeah don't let the motherfucker burn in my opinion you know the club's i'm gonna tell you what banks told me because go ahead and switch the style up and if they hate them

let them hate them wash the money pile up I love that line. That one's epic right there. Yeah, that's the epic line from this. Let's go ahead and say it like. Who's Banks? Who's Banks? Lloyd Banks.

I thought he was talking about Banks from like Will Smith is dead. Philip Banks? Yeah. No, this is Lloyd. Lloyd Banks was one of the original Gene of members. This was back when they were on good terms. They eventually had a fall in out, I believe. But remember I think it was episode one was the last time we did it where we were like,

should we have like a line of the song and we discussed it when we did a hate message? DJ. We're like, should we make that a thing that we do? And then we've never come back to it. Yeah. But I think that's definitely a got to be the line in the song. That's the line for sure. My man Lloyd is giving some good advice here. Don't be afraid to do you, all right? If this is the style that you feel like you want to go with, somebody's trying to hate and be like, oh, what's his clown down? What's he wearing on his head? What kind of pants are those? Look at those kicks. What kind of sound is that? Whatever it is. I feel confident, so I'm going to go through with it. And if they want to hate, watch them

on the sidelines hate and I'm gonna let this bunny pile up, you know, assuming that that style is working for you, but either way, the only way you're gonna find out is if you go ahead and push through with that style. So if there's anything that you should take from this episode, it's that, it's not your birthday. That's definitely still the thing that we need to like focus on. Like that, yeah, the switch is style up and watch him hate, that that's a good lie. But like, no, like fucking, it's not your birthday. This song is for the people who it's not your birthday. That still needs to be the main thing. Yeah. And that's the main takeaway from the song for sure. Yeah, there's way better birthday songs.

And there is now, yeah. It took a while, but they finally landed up. I'm kind of wishing we did that trap song because that felt like that one had legs. Which one? That trap one, the birthday bitch? That one's, that one's not good. Do you want to do that one next? No, we've already done our birthday track.

That's next year's birthday track. We're going to see if it still has legs next year. I'll be playing that track for about four years already. Oh, really? Yeah, man. You know, I think I may have heard of it, but it felt fresh when we just played it. It felt fresh, Justin. It felt fresh.

But we're already like chest deep in this song, so we may as well just close it out right now. He comes in with one last line here. I ever know what he says, but I'm going to pay attention this time. All right, let's focus real hard. Here we go. Don't try to act like you don't know where we're being needed, nigga. We in the club all the time, niggins a problem pop off, nigger. What was he talking to?

It's intentionally low. The beats kind of covering it up. Don't try to act like you ain't know where we've been either. June is basically saying they're about to pop off. So it's a problem. Pop off. You know what? 50 was always way too ready to scrap.

I remember this album, I remember when it came out, like I bought it early. Because like when this song first came out, I'm not going to lie. Like, I was on it. Like when I first heard this song and I just heard this beat come in. And then I heard that go. shoddy, it's your birthday. I still remember the first time I heard it. I was like, that is going to be my favorite song.

That's my song of the year. And I jumped on in immediately. I immediately picked up 50s, Get Richard Dye Trying, and I used to bump that whole album front to back all the time when I was like in high school. And so, you know, like at this point, you know, we discussed it in the club, kind of gotten played out.

I don't really hear it the way I did. It's hard to remember exactly how a song that's so played out at this point to you felt when you first heard it. But I remember feeling like this is my song of the year when I first heard it. When this beat first hit, I was just like, I'm in. But what I'm getting at is

this whole album, he's trying to start shit with people, he's calling people out. Every single song is like about like somebody that's hating. It's a bunch of like drive-by shit in the album.

Like it's a lot of like 50 just trying to stir shit up. And like he basically, it feels like the kind of guy that walks into a club looking to start some shit. Yeah. Trying to leave in handcuffs,

you know? The first time I remember this song was when it came out, everybody talked like they knew 50 and knew Eminem and knew Dr. Dre. So they'd be like, yo, well, 50 was talking about how he was going to do this

and then they'd be like, but Eminem wasn't cool with that because Dre was telling him that he was going to be doing, you know, coming on the next album. And so they didn't, and I just remember people talking like they knew him and I'd be, me being like why do you guys act like, you know, who's, who, who are? What was going on? You guys have

no idea who these people are. You guys don't even know who these people What are you guys talking about? I just never understood it. I always hated that. I'd be sitting in the conversation like, yeah. Well, 50 better get on that because Eminem's going to get mad if Dre doesn't allow him to let exhibit, you know, do his thing. I don't know.

I always hated that about anything. This is one thing I always get disappointed in the industry of rap is that for some reason people talk about the rappers, like they know them personally. And none of you know, not any of them. And it just, that frustrates me. Here's what. Yeah, because my haterism. This is why that kind of thing carried more ground back in those days Because that was like early internet

And nowadays if you want to research up on an up-and-coming rapper Like you can go and find interviews he's done his whole life Back to when he was like 17 years old with vibe magazine or whatever the hell they're doing now It's more like these random websites and whatever There's probably a lot more info you could dig up back then if you wanted to know what the back story was of Like you kind of really had to like do your do really You had to find some interviews. If you were lucky, you found some on like MTV or BT.

Yeah, well, I hated it. I always hated it. That's a shocker. Y'all don't know. Y'all don't know them. Nobody knows them. You don't know who he 50 cent was. He could be a dollar for all you care, you know?

He's just a dollar walking around with shoes and like a hat and like two hands. Like Mr. Potato. I didn't just like, what's up guys? Shit. Hey, don't throw me in that vending machine again. Fuck. I'm back I'm not crisp enough

I'm not crisp enough Straight me out Straight me out Real quick Let's go back to the one thing You did say Was when you first heard this beat Because the beat's about to level off

And finish off Yeah let's close out with that And man It really is a good beat And that's dude The Dr. Dre That was all Dre right there So

Yeah Really? Yeah man After math That's where He comes I don't like him Fuck Dre

The fuck Yeah Why ever that Fuck Dre I didn't give a fuck Fuck 50 y'all don't pay my bills

like I say whatever the fuck I want literally never speaks for me I just want to put that on there on record if I haven't done that already let this fucking dope beat right up can I just tell you Castle how much I hope I hope and pray that that our diege DJ's podcast blows up to the point where we

get recognition to the point where Dre hears me say that and I have enough clout to my name where he goes yo you say fuck me I'd be like yeah and that shit maybe billions, how we? I can't wait. I can't wait.

Because fuck you, Dre. Fuck you, M&M. The number of rappers that are going to be out to get your ass is even higher than So Exhibit you cool. And then like 50, fuck you, bro. All right. Well, 50's doing the same shit that you are fucking trying to pretend like you're doing right now, where he was just came out of the gate and he was just like, I'm going to just tell

it like it is. I'm going to say, fuck Jha. Fuck fat Joe. Fuck big. I don't even know. Well, I'm going to say it now. Fuck you, 50. You will absolutely cap you in the chest, especially 2003.

No, he's like 5'4, dude. I'll fuck him up. No, that's you. No, I'm 5'9. He's 5'444, that's bigger. If 50 was 5'44-it-then would have been noted during this whole... How tall is ludicrous? Who gives a fuck of a ludicrous?

Ludicrous. That has absolutely nothing to do with anything that we've been talking about. And everybody in the room is no dumber for you having brought it up. Okay, let's pop this episode out because we're running long, and we got done with a birthday shit in the first verse. We get the gist of what a 50 cent club experience is. Like, it's exactly what you would imagine. He's got bitches.

He's rolling up on dubs. He got other famous people in the club. There's somebody he's trying to start some shit with for some reason, which that's what always is to get with me when I would listen to this. I'd be like, you got the whole club set up right now. Why are you trying to look for the haters that you want to, like, roll out back and like pop a catat? Like, why are you trying to make it about that? Yeah.

Just enjoy your shit, man. Real quick. 50 cents is five. foot 11 and 3 fourth so he's taller than you all right good glad that we actually look that up yeah yeah because in the album he's always talking shit about how short jaw rule is i always thought i was tall no he'd fuck you up for sure all right now we know that this song's not really about her birthdays at all uh it's kind of a downer so let's just get out of this with some slaps and claps what do you give in into club well since you said he can kick my ass and i disagree

i'm gonna go ahead and give it two slaps and two snaps classic song epic it's a top 100 it's a great beat it's a birthday ish song it's a birthday ish song is what we realize and uh all you gotta but it doesn't get three four or five claps from me because it talks about x it calls ladies uh disrespectful names and i gotta be honest fuck you 50 i'll fuck you up let's go let's box right now homie let's box right now homie what if that's the reason you end up getting murdered because on our fucking podcast he just just decided to call out 50 for no reason. Like that would...

And you're like, let's box. And he's like, I got a better idea of Trump. Like, you actually out somewhere DJing? And he's like, hey, does that motherfucker that was talking shit on me in that random ass podcast I listen to. And we learned. 50, it was totally fine with fucking up a good time just to like start some beef. So that would suck. Fuck, 50.

Can I just say while we were on the note of birthday songs? Yeah. I'm going to take a shot of your Haterade real quick. You know how much birthday's on? I fucking just always hated And the only reason Anybody ever plays Is because it says the word

Birthday Which is what we learn here All you gotta do is throw the word Birthday in And then like people Will always want to play it On the birthdays Which song is that?

Oh la one for my birthday Is a big booty up Oh la one for my birthday Is that song Dude that song's so whack Yeah It has no cadence Two Changed

Is that who it is I don't even know Dude the beats whack It's super basic It doesn't sound good So can you give me a fuck Two Chains To Changed

And you're whack two chains And you're whack attempt to make a birthday song. I swear to God, for all of you out there that I listen to that right now, I'd be like, what? That song's a jam. Like, no, no, no, no. To do this for me, take the birthday thing out of it

and take it out of all your birthday experiences. You remember doing it? Would you ever listen to that song? No. If it would just like, all I want on my Tuesday is a big booty ho. You would never play it once. Not once. No.

It sounds fucking stupid as fuck, dude. It's so dumb. Yeah, of course, we want a big booty on your birthday. That's fine. That I get. But you need to actually make it sound like a fucking decent. ass track If you're disrespecting that song

What do you give This song? Goop Goop I wanted to give another go But I stopped it too Yeah Actually you wanted me to go

Four goes Yeah yeah I cut it in half that I was gonna give At least a third go But uh The fact that I learned That he says

It's not your birthday And it's our birthday week Yeah Fuck that Fuck that shit I mean now I have no reason to play this to speak It is our

The last time we're playing this is our birthday season. Yeah. You're wrong 50. Actually, technically today is not our birthday, so he's kind of right about that. But with the epicness of dissecting that, though, how many of y'all did you know? He says, it's not your birthday. Tell us. None of you.

None of you. Honestly. If you knew that he said it's not your birthday. Look up the lyrics. Post on our Instagram page, send us an email. They're like, I knew. I knew. I know.

Call us it. Call us in. 555, 45, 4, 6, 28. 7. Seven? Seven. Yeah, I think so. All right, well, fuck it.

All right, I'm birthday. I'm birthday. I'm just kidding. We just get... Guys, I'm birthday. Steve's out. Mix.